Does Grant Michaels do men?

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/06/04 07:27 PM

Strong rumors say yes, on the side.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/06/04 07:32 PM

Your thoughts readers.

Posted by: Grant_Michaels

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/06/04 07:48 PM

You're a funny bastard, Smelly Monkey! I have to admit that pic of me looks rather gay!!!! I don't know what the hell I was doing....I think that fucking pink curtain was tickling my neck....and i was getting so bored of all the media Hoorah over Chasey Lain that day.....who was just looking scruffy and very retired!

I did not work with Chasey...I worked with Monique Fuente's. But to answer your Q....there is nothing gay about me...straight as an arrow. I won't even do "group" or DP's....sorry to disappoint you.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/06/04 07:56 PM

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sorry to disappoint you.

Well it is disapointing to me, i would love to see you and garfield maybe do a one off scene. Thats hot (in paris hilton voice).

Posted by: jamesn

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/06/04 09:10 PM

monkey, i think this guy's devoid of any swami-potential. i'm kinda dissapointed there's no hope for the monthly flipout member and green lantern's too pathetic to be sporting. someone has to be male talent to avoid jill kelly productions taking over porn, this one's harmless-even self-effacing. plus, if you have to take another sabbatical we can have garfield and him pull firetrucks, throw stuff and fight bears/tigers/ttboy. welcome dude, if you know anyone in the industry you think might snap soon-get them to join asap.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/07/04 03:40 AM

Maybe we should unban sammura again. in fact i have an idea.

Posted by: Grant_Michaels

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/07/04 05:22 AM

Actually Jamesm, I was just interviewed by Swarmi a couple weeks ago. I gave a contentious interview...it was up at Luke Ford's and Adultfyi.com. Where were you?

I may be a gentleman but I am anything but harmless. I pick my battles and arguing with Monkey over my sexuality is not even worth a thread.

Posted by: Buttmaster

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/07/04 05:47 AM

I think I have seen you leave an award-party together with Peter North...

or was it Dave Pounder

...

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/07/04 06:54 AM

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I pick my battles and arguing with Monkey over my sexuality is not even worth a thread.

Is it because you know its a battle you can't win?.

tick tock, tick tock. james you underestimate me.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/07/04 07:12 AM

not true, i recognize diabolical masterminds when i see 'em. this guy is fine, not chick fine but the other kind. i think he may start eroding garfield's body-image and catalyze his leap from sustanon 250 to dianbol. then he'll go nuts--like ultimate-warrior nuts! he'll write in caps, snap into a slimjim, and get melissa angry. and angry is cute.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/07/04 03:08 PM

This thread is a joke, i have no idea if grant does men or not, i just saw a funny picture that looked gay and posted it. Grant took the joke well but it turns out that this in some weird way can be taken seriously and that wasn't my intention at all, so i will come out (no pun intended) and say that this was a JOKE thread. It amazes me that people still take what i say seriously, i claimed to have died 3 weeks ago only to rise from the ashes for christ sake, yet i still have more credibility then nicole brazzle

Posted by: jamesn

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/07/04 03:16 PM

dude, the marc wallice thread will outlive us all and still have anon. users reading it at 5:40am. grant can obviously take a joke, which is reason enough to not fuck with his job. if he had been sucked off for a few minutes by peter north like garfield when he broke in, it'd be fair. alas, there's only one garfield and we're lucky to have our dreamy mariney.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/07/04 03:18 PM

actually, the coolest thing to do would be to just axe this thread, remember tyler knight's weeklong one?

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/07/04 05:29 PM

jamesn= john garfield??

Im not taking down the thread but ive made it clear it was a joke.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/07/04 06:09 PM

U KNOW I'M NOT, LOLLOL. MELISSA AND GAYOTO ARE JEALOUS OF MY BODY.

convincing? that's cool, i just felt bad for the guy-i'm going on antibiotics for the conscience i've come down with suddenly. or smartt gave me herpes via some amazonian pygmy witchdoctor/leader of brazil putting a hex on me.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/08/04 03:29 AM

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U KNOW I'M NOT, LOLLOL. MELISSA AND GAYOTO ARE JEALOUS OF MY BODY.

jamesn= John Garfield?

Posted by: Cerberus

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/08/04 09:05 PM

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U KNOW I'M NOT, LOLLOL. MELISSA AND GAYOTO ARE JEALOUS OF MY BODY.

jamesn= John Garfield?

Naw too many big words followed.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/08/04 09:19 PM

U KNOW I"M NOT, LOL. HIS NAME IS JAMES SPELLED WRONG-U KRAK ME UP MONKEY, LOL

Posted by: Toelicker

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/09/04 04:11 AM

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/09/04 04:16 PM

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U KNOW I"M NOT, LOL. HIS NAME IS JAMES SPELLED WRONG-U KRAK ME UP MONKEY, LOL

You're starting to freak me out. its like in talented mr ripley when damn does the impression of the guys dad for the first time.

Posted by: GARFIELD

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/09/04 05:26 PM

Y does jamesn keep bringing My name up in this thread...

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/09/04 05:27 PM

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Y does jamesn keep bringing My name up in this thread

Posted by: jamesn

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/09/04 07:03 PM

hey, i voted "yes" in the poll.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 12/09/04 07:15 PM

John, don't take it personal, its just a law that is enforced at xxxpt that any thread containing the words do, does or doing followed by man or men has to involve garfield at some point in it.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 08:51 AM

My instincts were on just the person was a little off, christianxxx.

Posted by: Bishop

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 02:27 PM

See this is the kind of shit I miss....

Posted by: christianxxx

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 02:27 PM

hey! thats not nice! lol

Posted by: Grant_Michaels

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 02:55 PM

Shit man, how does this thread from 2 years ago rear it's head again? (excuse the pun).

Can someone at least change the thread title? It's bad enough I have that gay picture of me floating around.

Posted by: GUAPO

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 03:45 PM

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Your thoughts readers.

Damm nigga!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 04:40 PM

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Shit man, how does this thread from 2 years ago rear it's head again? (excuse the pun).

Can someone at least change the thread title? It's bad enough I have that gay picture of me floating around.

Dude, you don't exactly get creative control when you sign up to bust a nut on film.

Some pics are bad. We all have our fair share of unflattering pics and screen caps. Granted, there are a lot of talented photogs and shooters in the industry, but not every image rivals a Holly Randall shoot. So, you have a faggy pic? Who doesn't.

Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 04:53 PM

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 04:57 PM

"Luuuuccccccyyyyyy...you got some 'splainin' to do!"

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 05:06 PM

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Good Lord, JW Fan. I didn't say drive the point home. Thanks, thread face killa.

XPT has a male audience and even I don't wanna see wieners unless they're in the vicinity of female holes. Soft wieners (ewwww)... so useless, you'd have to be flaming uber gay to enjoy them. Take that shit to Tony C and discuss Mapplethorp over some herbal tea.

Posted by: Grant_Michaels

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 05:06 PM

Very true Gia! I'm gonna have to pull out some Suze Randell pics to help vindicate me in this thread!!!!!

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 05:06 PM

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Posted by: Grant_Michaels

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 05:11 PM

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Good Lord, JW Fan. I didn't say drive the point home. Thanks, thread face killa.

XPT has a male audience and even I don't wanna see wieners unless they're in the vicinity of female holes. Soft wieners (ewwww)... so useless, you'd have to be flaming uber gay to enjoy them. Take that shit to Tony C and discuss Mapplethorp over some appletinis.

I'd hate to quote George Costanza in Seinfeld ... but..."It was very cold!!!! There was major SHRINKAGE!!!"

Gia, can i post some hard cock pics to show you that I'm quite the grower????? PLEASE!!!???

Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 05:24 PM

Posted by: windsock

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 05:39 PM

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Oh, Boy!! Moutrhfuck that bitch, sir. Can she breathe?! I Hope not! Maybe she wil run out of air! Oh boy!! Oh boy!!!

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/02/06 09:13 PM

God john west fan is creepy but in all the right ways, he lurks here waiting, hoping and praying for opportunities to bring out select images from his large library of solo nude male performers, but I like him, even if he is one of brandon's

Got to give props to grant for the eva scene, id take the gay slurs if it means i get to pop that, even if her head is too round and she has a weird lazy eye flap and a floppy vagina and is friends with monstar

Posted by: Monstar

a watch for eva. - 10/02/06 09:39 PM

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id take the gay slurs if it means i get to pop that, even if her head is too round and she has a weird lazy eye flap and a floppy vagina and is friends with monstar

i'm going to give her a watch this weekend. any recommendations? i was thinking "hello kitty."

to match the one i have.

Posted by: Random

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/03/06 08:22 PM

Isn't it ironic that the only thing not comically huge on Grant is his moneymaker?

Posted by: frankenswine

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/03/06 08:24 PM

I got pictures of Grant taking dick.... I will post them soon. he's a fuckin homo

Posted by: Grant_Michaels

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/03/06 09:01 PM

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I got pictures of Grant taking dick.... I will post them soon. he's a fuckin homo

Go for it. We're all gonna be waiting for a VERY long time.

Pity too ....cuz I used to really enjoy your posts before this one.

Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/04/06 03:51 AM

Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/04/06 03:52 AM

Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/04/06 03:53 AM

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/04/06 08:42 AM

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I got pictures of Grant taking dick.... I will post them soon. he's a fuckin homo

Oh god grant too?. Is there anyone here who hasn't sucked dick at some point?.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/04/06 02:33 PM

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Oh god grant too?. Is there anyone here who hasn't sucked dick at some point?.

It's true, I'm afraid. JOHN GARFIELD has sucked a dick.

Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/06/06 05:38 PM

Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/06/06 05:39 PM

Posted by: Grant_Michaels

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/06/06 09:37 PM

Well, well... hasn't this thread gotten suddenly QUIET?

The mock accusations ...then nothing, Frankenswine?

Has the size of my "moneymaker" got you speechless, Random?

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/06/06 10:04 PM

Im so crap its great.

Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/12/06 07:20 PM

The top of the bottle looks like a black condom burglar is going to slip on with his mouth.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/12/06 09:01 PM

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The top of the bottle looks like a black condom burglar is going to slip on with his mouth.

, where is da burg?, I almost miss him

Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/13/06 01:09 PM

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, where is da burg?, I almost miss him

Word is that he's lurking and will be dropping an A-bomb on the board soon. Don't know if its true, just what I heard.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/14/06 07:14 AM

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, where is da burg?, I almost miss him

Word is that he's lurking and will be dropping an A-bomb on the board soon. Don't know if its true, just what I heard.

Oh god, please don't tell me chickenmaster is da burg. Wheres that penis pump guy, he was rock solid like garfield.

Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/14/06 05:08 PM

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Oh god, please don't tell me chickenmaster is da burg. Wheres that penis pump guy, he was rock solid like garfield.

I'm only crippled on the inside.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Does Grant Michaels do men? - 10/14/06 10:23 PM

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Oh god, please don't tell me chickenmaster is da burg. Wheres that penis pump guy, he was rock solid like garfield.

I'm only crippled on the inside.

Then you are in the right place, it almost seems like a requirement for cage posters. Daburg, where are you?.

Posted by: JimJaded

Does Grant Michaels do men?