Posted by: Bishop
Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/26/04 01:27 PM
Bishop a recent covert to Judaism needs a new Jewish name.Help find that name and you can win a prize.Lunch with Bishop and celebrity goyim Wesley Pipes. 
Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/26/04 02:29 PM
What about Frank Steinburg or Chris Connor?.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/26/04 02:51 PM
Steinbaumberg Jr. 
Posted by: Ren Galskap
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/26/04 04:11 PM
If you're going to be Jewish, you're going to have to undergo that special operation that leaves you without recreational use of a certain part of your body for a few days. So I suggest you call yourself Schlimazl Putz.
Posted by: 2cums
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/26/04 04:58 PM
Bishop, just change your name to Rabbi
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/26/04 05:07 PM
Problem is you not only need a jewish name but you need a jewish name that is cool for porn too. This is going to take some thought. Word.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/26/04 05:12 PM
As long as you are not a dirt worshipping Heathen you are aright with me Bishop
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/26/04 05:12 PM
Quote:
As long as you are not a dirt worshipping Heathen you are aright with me Bishop
Thanks cleetus, Ohh shit wrong id, ignore.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/26/04 05:31 PM
That's all right T no worries
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/27/04 05:22 AM
Hey Bishop how bout....Ray Isilshitz
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/27/04 11:55 AM
Busta Hymen?
Ya I know that sucks.
Ya I know that sucks.
Posted by: Bishop
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/27/04 03:00 PM
Quote:unfortunately thi is my favorite to this point
Busta Hymen?
Ya I know that sucks.
how about some jewish rap names?
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/27/04 03:16 PM
Yep. I like Busta Hymen. It has potential.
Alone it's not great, but in the context of Jewish porn monikers, it's decent.
Alone it's not great, but in the context of Jewish porn monikers, it's decent.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/27/04 04:45 PM
Quote:Quote:unfortunately thi is my favorite to this point
Busta Hymen?
Ya I know that sucks.
Judah the Masta Killa
Posted by: Special Ed
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/27/04 05:00 PM
Mitch Cumstein 
ala Caddy Shack
ala Caddy Shack
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/27/04 05:25 PM
as long as you're in the Jew-Tang Clan in some capacity you can skip the name and just use 3 capital letters and you get to use as many nicknames as you feel like.
Posted by: RobertF
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/27/04 07:25 PM
Fuckstein.
Fucksberg.
Fucksberg.
Posted by: Bishop
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/28/04 03:26 AM
Quote:Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner.....I feel confident that the names "The RZI",The JZW"and "The Old Dirty Rabbi",Will properly project my trendy,nuovo,Gangster Judiasm.Thanks to jamesn who will be joining Wes and I at Hymies Chicken and Maatsa House ,as soon as that "jewish dough"starts rollin in.Peace and shalom....................2nd place and some loose change(hold the change)go to Judah Master Killa(threatening is always cool)and 3rd goes to Fuckstein Fucksberg(arent they a brokerage house?)
as long as you're in the Jew-Tang Clan in some capacity you can skip the name and just use 3 capital letters and you get to use as many nicknames as you feel like.
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/28/04 12:04 PM
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Mitch Cumstein
I voted for that one...at least the last name..
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/28/04 02:52 PM
Damn it, I like Chicken and Wes, I am disheartened
Posted by: zenman
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/28/04 06:47 PM
How about Schlong Lang?
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/28/04 07:15 PM
I'm starting to think that the people of the board are beginning to mock the jewish faith and i for one will not stand for it, the iron fist of the monkey is clenched.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/28/04 07:21 PM
Take it easy Steinberg- here have a small top with religious inscriptions on it
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/28/04 07:24 PM
Quote:
Take it easy Steinberg- here have a small top with religious inscriptions on it
Fayner owes me $500. Gina lynn has had sex with lex steele. its just not right. So many good black performers and the most overrated and annoying one is the one sleeping with all the attractive white women. Anti Semitics.
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/29/04 03:08 AM
it's an honor being nominated, i can't believe i won. you'll have to take your father/monkey in my place since i'm not in cali too often. or to quote the jewtang, the crime side/ the new york times side, lol.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name - 09/29/04 04:37 AM
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it's an honor being nominated, i can't believe i won. you'll have to take your father/monkey in my place since i'm not in cali too often. or to quote the jewtang, the crime side/ the new york times side, lol.
One day wesley will crash at my place on my great yellow/orange couch that you have all seen before. He will wake up with bits of dried fruit stuck to his face that has been there from a scene that took place a month before. He will be so disgusted that he will find a nice way to wake me up, i will feel a light brusle against the top of my nose open my eyes to see a dick dog 2 inches away from my face, we will both smile, me with my pearly whites and wes with his bronze fronts and then we will enjoy toast and coffee served by the minion who will have his naked rear end showing while having his front covered by a kiss the cook apron on.