For the Monkey

Posted by: melissa

For the Monkey - 09/14/04 09:56 AM

fuck you

Posted by: Toelicker

Re: For the Monkey - 09/14/04 10:26 AM

BI rules.

ML rules.

But so does the Monkey.

Smarrt? He sucks baby cock.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: For the Monkey - 09/14/04 05:50 PM

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fuck you




Wow where did that come from? and the french are so well known for how gracious and friendly they are, you don't want to start making people thinking the french are rude and snooty now do you meliss?
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: For the Monkey - 09/14/04 06:07 PM

She is Feisty- i would like to nip her on her ass , When the Monkey loans me the money for my production company I would like to hire Melissa to be in the first movie.
Posted by: Kami Andrews

Re: For the Monkey - 09/14/04 08:14 PM

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Keep posting what you think, Horny toad...

It doesn t bother me. I don t pay attenttion to posts like that and won t answeer them (what would be the point in doing that?). Im not the kind of girl that will read this, get mad, answeer shit, break down and stop posting.

I m a whore, yes. But a strong one.


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Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: For the Monkey - 09/14/04 10:38 PM

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Keep posting what you think, Horny toad...

It doesn t bother me. I don t pay attenttion to posts like that and won t answeer them (what would be the point in doing that?). Im not the kind of girl that will read this, get mad, answeer shit, break down and stop posting.

I m a whore, yes. But a strong one.




Kami , have you developed an addiction to pills over the last few months by chance?.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: For the Monkey - 09/14/04 10:39 PM

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Keep posting what you think, Horny toad...

It doesn t bother me. I don t pay attenttion to posts like that and won t answeer them (what would be the point in doing that?). Im not the kind of girl that will read this, get mad, answeer shit, break down and stop posting.

I m a whore, yes. But a strong one.




Kami , have you developed an addiction to pills over the last few months by chance?.



Yea, I'm a bit confused as well. Horny Toad never even posted, have you snapped Kami?
Posted by: JRV

Re: For the Monkey - 09/14/04 11:03 PM

Let's see if I can help here...

Or look here Long Ass Search Link URL

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Keep posting what you think, Horny toad...

It doesn t bother me. I don t pay attenttion to posts like that and won t answeer them (what would be the point in doing that?). Im not the kind of girl that will read this, get mad, answeer shit, break down and stop posting.

I m a whore, yes. But a strong one.


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Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: For the Monkey - 09/14/04 11:09 PM

Sorry I'm still at a loss; so Kami quoted Melissa. Is she saying the Monkey's comments are like the Toad's and the same statement applies to him?
Posted by: Kami Andrews

Re: For the Monkey - 09/14/04 11:21 PM

here I thought it was self explanitory. Maybe I have snapped.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: For the Monkey - 09/14/04 11:29 PM

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here I thought it was self explanitory. Maybe I have snapped.



A little more explanation is appreciated. I get it now, but if I JRV hadn't cleared it up....
Posted by: Kami Andrews

Re: For the Monkey - 09/14/04 11:37 PM

I just want to help Mellisa keep her chin up, by reminding her in her own words that she is better than girls who reply to negative posts. She wisely saw how things work when she very first joined the board, and I hate to see her go down that road that inferior whores have!
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: For the Monkey - 09/14/04 11:53 PM

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I just want to help Mellisa keep her chin up, by reminding her in her own words that she is better than girls who reply to negative posts. She wisely saw how things work when she very first joined the board, and I hate to see her go down that road that inferior whores have!




Dear god. Kami did you go to the same school of social awareness as jrv or something?. This isn't serious, its certainly not from my end and although i don't want to speak on behalf of meliss i think it's the same from her end judging by the big grinning smiley face on top of her post for this thread.


mind you, this is a dig at melissa lauren from a fellow porn star and i have never been one to break up a potential cat fight, i just have to cover my ass, which i felt i have done, claw away girls.
Posted by: sportswami

Re: For the Monkey - 09/15/04 03:20 AM

I sympathize with Kami, Melissa and other talent on this board. You got a lot of losers on this board who seem to get their jollies by trashing women on this board and trying to feel big.
I haven given up on posting a lot on this board because the only way you get pops from this group is being either a rapist, a tranny lover, or a loser who changes his name, pretends he is certain people in the business, or makes up different names when he is banned.
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: For the Monkey - 09/15/04 04:06 AM

Two things. Melissa was clearly joking and I knew right off what Kami meant.

Flame on, and keep it funny, please.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: For the Monkey - 09/15/04 04:54 AM

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I haven given up on posting a lot on this board because the only way you get pops from this group is being either a rapist, a tranny lover, or a loser who changes his name, pretends he is certain people in the business, or makes up different names when he is banned.




i don't get it, you say you stopped posting because you aren't one of the following?. I think its safe to say you embody at least half of those descriptions in one way or another, at the very least admit your a stalker who crosses the line of business/personal. You are still very bitter about the whole baja thing aren't you?. You remind me a lot of jim carey's character from the cable guy, and for that i pity you.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: For the Monkey - 09/15/04 05:08 AM

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.....You got a lot of losers on this board who seem to get their jollies by trashing women on this board and trying to feel big.........



Pot meet Kettle
Posted by: smutspov

Re: For the Monkey - 09/15/04 05:59 AM

Well, Kami, totally ignores my posts about the xxxporntalk mod bukkake....
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: For the Monkey - 09/15/04 07:13 AM

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I sympathize with Kami, Melissa and other talent on this board. You got a lot of losers on this board who seem to get their jollies by trashing women on this board and trying to feel big.
I haven given up on posting a lot on this board because the only way you get pops from this group is being either a rapist, a tranny lover, or a loser who changes his name, pretends he is certain people in the business, or makes up different names when he is banned.



Well I guess the cops didn't pick him up yet.Ladies lock yourself back in your homes and don't answer the phone.Swami is still on the loose.
Posted by: sportswami

Re: For the Monkey *DELETED* - 09/15/04 10:45 AM

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Posted by: Smartt

Re: For the Monkey - 09/15/04 11:09 AM

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: For the Monkey *DELETED* - 09/15/04 01:18 PM

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All right now I have to know- please somebody pm me with what Swami had to say in this one.
Posted by: zenman

Re: For the Monkey *DELETED* - 09/15/04 01:28 PM

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All right now I have to know- please somebody pm me with what Swami had to say in this one.



Then you can pm me and tell me what he said.
Posted by: Cerberus

Re: For the Monkey *DELETED* - 09/15/04 01:32 PM

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All right now I have to know- please somebody pm me with what Swami had to say in this one.




Then you can pm me and tell me what he said.




And me, Cleetus. If you don't mind.
Posted by: zenman

Re: For the Monkey *DELETED* - 09/15/04 01:33 PM

Oh hell, just post it here!
Posted by: Smartt

Re: For the Monkey *DELETED* - 09/15/04 01:48 PM

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It isn´t easier to delete SWAMI? I know that Tony is very sensitive and PC about banning people. Well, I´m not. Make me a mod and I´ll gladly put the boot up any ass that doesn´t adopt my standards.
Posted by: zenman

Re: For the Monkey *DELETED* - 09/15/04 01:51 PM

swami has been *DELETED* for the time being. I don't have the details.
Posted by: Kami Andrews

Re: For the Monkey *DELETED* - 09/15/04 02:03 PM

hey wheres my mail telling me something exciting happened.
I read the post but I can't remember it.
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: For the Monkey *DELETED* - 09/15/04 02:36 PM

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All right now I have to know- please somebody pm me with what Swami had to say in this one.




Then you can pm me and tell me what he said.




And me, Cleetus. If you don't mind.




Hey, me too Cleet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: JRV

Re: Sportswami - 09/15/04 02:37 PM

Swami forgot about the prohibition on knowingly posting false accusations.

One more time, altogether folks, You May Not Post False Accusations Against Someone Else, Funny Or Not, If Those Accusations Might Cause The Victim Trouble With Police, Family, Friends Or Job.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: For the Monkey *DELETED* - 09/15/04 03:25 PM

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swami has been *DELETED* for the time being.



"For the time being" doesn´t help squat. Get rid of the fucker for once and for all, dammit! I just blasted the motherfucker to smithereens on another posting for NOTHING?
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: For the Monkey *DELETED* - 09/15/04 04:32 PM

Smartt shut the fuck up with you wanting people banned.

I think the swami/jeff feuds have a cult following, its great when they lock horns. There is no love lost between them.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: For the Monkey *DELETED* - 09/15/04 05:22 PM

It is all pointless- apparently none of you actually read what Swami says- or if you do it is instantly forgettable
well no one pmed me the details so I have nothing to share- I AM SORRY
Posted by: Cerberus

Re: For the Monkey *DELETED* - 09/15/04 07:44 PM

That's way I asked. I never read his dribble past the first line. Oh well the all knowing now isn't.
Posted by: melissa

Re: For the Monkey - 09/15/04 07:53 PM

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I just want to help Mellisa keep her chin up, by reminding her in her own words that she is better than girls who reply to negative posts. She wisely saw how things work when she very first joined the board, and I hate to see her go down that road that inferior whores have!




I really appreciate the fact that you care about me, Kami...

I know sometimes i have very weird humour, but as that was posted in the monkey cage i thought everyone one would understand that fuck you actually means "love you".

Doesn t matter if i am the only one to understand myself.

Regards.
Posted by: melissa

Re: For the Monkey - 09/15/04 07:56 PM

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Two things. Melissa was clearly joking and I knew right off what Kami meant.




God, someone understood.
You re Smartt...

(ok for people with different humour than the weid mine, above is a joke)
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: For the Monkey - 09/15/04 08:44 PM

I think it would be funny if the board found out i was using meliss to get to brandon, i can't get enough of that penis slapping canadian. Meliss is as cool as fuck though, she is funny and doesn't take her self too serious, good for her, but i would like her more if she threw brian pumpers ice by the window or even out of it.
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: For the Monkey - 09/16/04 03:05 AM

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Two things. Melissa was clearly joking and I knew right off what Kami meant.




God, someone understood.
You re Smartt...

(ok for people with different humour than the weid mine, above is a joke)



Joke or not, don't ever call me "Smartt" with two "t"'s again . I despise the brasilian monkey fucker.

You, on the other hand . . . .
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: For the Monkey - 09/16/04 04:17 AM

Why do you dislike smartt toelicker?.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: For the Monkey - 09/16/04 10:11 AM

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Why do you dislike smartt toelicker?.



What is the sound of one hand clapping? No one knows. It enough to just enjoy the sensation.

If you need more just look here. Enough said.

Posted by: Toelicker

Re: For the Monkey - 09/16/04 02:01 PM

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Why do you dislike smartt toelicker?.



He grates on my nerves. But I love him like a sister.

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: For the Monkey - 09/16/04 03:19 PM

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she can pass her asshole around the room on six feet of small intestine as a parlor trick




Quoteworthy at last!
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: For the Monkey - 09/16/04 03:31 PM

Where did that come from?, or was it posted and deleted by that canadian who has a fetish for doing that showing how indecisive all canadians are. As proven by the seperatist vote.
Posted by: smiling arab

Re: For the Monkey - 09/16/04 03:41 PM

That was something I wrote in the Nina Hartley is a fucked out hooker thread. Toelicker pinched it for a quote (and it's all about the recognition by my peers, man... use it).
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: For the Monkey - 09/16/04 05:19 PM

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That was something I wrote in the Nina Hartley is a fucked out hooker thread. Toelicker pinched it for a quote (and it's all about the recognition by my peers, man... use it).




Thats okay, i just wanted to take a shot at canadians, so alls well that ends well.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: For the Monkey - 09/16/04 06:32 PM

Tell Meliss I love the French now Monkey
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: For the Monkey - 09/17/04 02:59 AM

Yeah, it's a great quote! I tried to credit you, but I couldn't even put the whole thing because of the size limit.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: For the Monkey - 09/17/04 05:24 AM

Lets turn this thing back to what it started as, how great meliss lauren is. Brandon is cool to, i would fuck him.