JB appreciation thread

JB. You're a wonderful human being.

Really no takers for this thread, is there?

He's a worthless ginger piece of shit and so are you meat. Prob the same person, anyway.

I like the feel good vibe you're promoting in this thread meat. good for you.

I have to ask....is this a reaction to tritones complaint regarding "verbal abuse"?.

We gotta be positive and optimistic here every so often. JB offers a lot to this board and I just want to express my gratitude.

nice...part of the giving back to the community after you've taken so much is it?.

Yes. I've decided I must give back to a wonderful board that has given me so much and built my character and optimism toward life. JB has helped mt accomplish that and I just wanna take this opportunity to say thanks.

You will be informed when you've had enough fist discipline. Your supplication is rejected.

I see much self-loathing and many, many pushups in your future.

Can't you recognize sarcasm when you see it you fucking drunk cocksucker?

Oh, I can, Shorty. Can you?

No, you can't. Keep at it, though. Meanwhile, hows about you find a tailor who can accommodate persons of lesser stature, yes?

JB... Born leader of the XPT shithole.

Yep. Fail, and blame the guy who points out your failure. Great strategy, there, ummmmm, Meatz.

You fail, you drunken midget!

In the spirit of Tri-Partisanship, I'd like to thank the urrr... ummm "Meat." If it weren't for him, you wouldn't see Me, Bornyo, and Chuck agree about, well, anything. Congrats. :Conky_Golf_Clap:

I think you've gone the way of the ghey, nigga. How's humping HIV infected crack whores in a Camden dumpster treating ya? Bitch.

You're back to Camden, are you? Okay, I'll ask again:

Who made you suck dick in Camden? How did they lure you behind the dumpster? And why couldn’t you tell a grown up?

Dude, it is it true you do midget porn?

However many of you are in there you've all gone bat shit crazy.

Keep projecting.

JB does fucking dwarf porn. Does that niche shit pay well?

You'll convince no one this way, Shorty.

In his defense, those pants fit fine when he wears them to work, because his other 14 pairs of shoes come from here:

It's no coincidence those shoes got marked down when Meatz' endorsement became public knowledge.

No shit. Funny stuff.

I miss Frankie.

Yep. I hope all is well with him.

I'm going to think he finally got accepted to cooking school and hasn't had time to update us. 'Cause the alternative is that he finally went over-the-edge nutty about Dr. Mefli, and I don't want to see one of us go out that way.

I do own a pair of steel-toed shit kickers that should go straight up Bornyo's boney ass.

I posted these a while back. I just hit both pairs with saddle soap so I know you could take them up the butt with ease. Probably either pair at the same time and one single in your teeth.



You've been walking around with that right one up your ass for days now.

I like to think Figgs finally moved and is waiting to have the cable hooked up.

And, no surprise, there's no un-hemmed cuffs attached.






Optimist. I hope you're right.

Something bad had to have happened to Figgs. No way someone with his compulsion could just turn away. I'm betting it has to do with either his neighbors or former therapist.

I don't want it to be that. But wasn't Hyde his neighbor? I wouldn't wish that on Meat, no matter how entertaining it might be.

I don't know JB, I think Meat is one of yours, Frankie's an LA Latino and Hyde is bi-coastal.

And before we reach agreement and get too chummy, and back on topic: Congrats! I think you are at the center of 79.5% of the controversy on this board. That's not a bad thing, and something I can appreciate.

No. I'll find it, if you insist, but I'm certain Figgs flat-out stated Hyde-your-children_Hyde was his neighbor.




It's been that way since I first got here and made Floofin so butthurt. Why should things change now?

You sure you wouldn't need a cane to do that, old timer? You better take a couple of Centrum Silver before you attempt that shit with me, Pops.

Found it.

i know it's tough to sort through all those gifs but i actually do my job here and read every miserable post. frank has been threatening to "move out of that shithole" for over half a year now. i suspect he's in between connections.

He's either dead from staying up an obscene amount of time playing Black Ops II like you see happen to people in Asia, or he killed those fags that are always fucking with him and he's in the slammer.

As long as it's not over Dr. Melfi.

Is it asking too much that Hyde gets incarcerated as well? just on general principles?

If you go around killing fags, but don't yell out "Fags" while killing them, or cut "Fag" into their foreheads when you are done, is it a hate crime? I mean, you can beat a niggur while calling him an asshole and not get the hate crime charge. Is there a fake lawyer around that could tell us if "I didn't beat him cause he's a niggur, I beat him cause he's an asshole" defense is viable?

Some white trash scumbag that looks like Bornyo got 20 for attacking a couple of African Americans with a hammer. Because he yelled, "nagger", during the attack he was charged with a hate crime.

If they had a prior history, maybe. Some random vic, not so much.

You, uh, planning on beating anyone in the near future?

just use the "he tried to grab my cawk" excuse. I'm no fake lawyer but i know it works on bouncers and security guards.

Nah, I can't afford bail money right now. I was just curious.

I say if you feel threatened, do whatever it takes.

Meat, your services are no longer needed in this thread. Your asshole is too blown out to be any good to anyone.

Just like Eva Angelina's pussy after some procreation. It's the horror.

You can always ban me if you feel that way, gramps.

xpt isn't known for mercy killings meat. you'll have to earn that ban.

You sure? Let me know if you change your mind. I think we could work it so Hyde would get blamed. Figgs would have wanted it that way.

No doubt. Sad thing is he isn't creative enough to make that happen.

Jesus fucking Christ, Bornyo you hick faggot. Why don't you go pound some sheep since your boyfriend is out of town on a Thai-boy sex tour.

By the way Bornyo. One my shit kickers might end up teeth too if they weren't soaking in a glass of water next to your bed, faggot.

There you go again obsessing about faggots and farm animals and you still haven't told us what happened to you behind that dumpster in Camden.

We can't help you if you won't open up, Meatz. So spill.

JB I just wanna tell you how grateful I am that you're here at XPT doing God's work.

this thread could be part of a 12 step program for perverts and hate-bots. I like it.

All we need now is Pimpleclit telling us she was really a woman all these years.

I'm enjoying this.

You're not alone.

I'm not its an Idiot-Fest...!

I wanna take hungwell and throw him head first into a woodchipper then bake some meat pies to sell to Bornyo.

Head first in to a wood chipper ruins the fun.

Spoils the meat, too. I don't eat organs. If he started with the feet and stopped at the hams, then maybe he could pull it off.

Grannie used to chop up chicken liver into tiny pieces to put in rice for extra flavor. That and liverwurst are the closest I get to eating organs, unless you wanna count intestine sausage casing.