cdq hate thread

I think I'm gonna need this.

Let's start by posting pics of the guy that his mother cheats with. Since we're all so cool about mother jokes here.

Personally, I haven't time for this shit b/c I'm studying for a SE Exam.

I wonder what cdq is doing? Jerking off to tranny porn? LOL.

Nah, that is Panzer. Cqd is probably slaughtering some type of life form via video game.

cdq is a gamer? Bwhahahahaha! No wonder he's such an angry little runt.

So what's the mother joke policy on this board?

Heh idiot. Let me yell you something about whores. They don't do shit for free including taking pics for XPT. Try offering money next time. Even a tard like you may get somewhere, fucking fuckwad.

Yeh...I really don't have the time for a cdq hate thread.

Dude, don't let this place get in the way of real life. Study.

have2cit: Thanks, I will act on that advise.

cdq: I will illustrate the difference between you and myself with this clip from "Glenngarry Glenn Ross." See, I actually shoot while you play games and act like a cunt on this board in mommy's basement. Oh, and you can ask Tory Lane if I'm gay or not, chump.

Fuck, you could ask Mika Tan and Siri too if you want.

Meat, when you edit a post, unless you have something pertinent or witty to put in the Reason For Editing box, just click away the check in the box Mark As Edited.

Thanks Jerkules.

so whats your nome de filme?

Mark Wallice

^^^ FTW

So, you start a thread. Post a lame mother joke that was a recycle. Then say you're too busy to add to your own thread. Then proceed to add to it.

Is this how you're going to "get" cq? Oh, plus you name drop a couple of beautiful souls. Assuming just for a second that you're not lying, which you are, you wouldn't be the first mope that sucked dick. But they "loved" you, I'm sure. FLOP 1. Cocksucker.

Barry. Go fuck your mother.

That's OK Barry. It's obviously great for your self esteem to believe I'm a liar. There, there.

Just wanna let you guys know that I'll be around. Chillin.

Are the pants on the bed the ones that you tried on first, then decided didn't look quite right for the pic? Not trying to start shit here, just testing out the longevity and sharpness of my observation skillz.

I have a dress code where I work and when I get back I throw on jeans. I was so excited abt my new shoes I neglected to change before I snapped the pic.

Good observational skillz though.

The level of attention whoring by the meat here is amazing. Starting a hate thread for me and then posting pics of his feet. Keep it up lil' guy. It's cute.

That is some snazzy footwear, though.

fartz: Thank you very much. I appreciate the complement.

cdq: What? You can't afford pair of $525.00 shoes? That pic I posted is actually for Gia Jordon, a woman whom I suspect could appreciate a fine pair of men's shoes.

It's fucking hysterical how I get accused of attention whoring on a porn board. (9_9)

Barry: Just thought of something. I have good friends on this board who helped me a lot with my shoot and with other shit. They have more status and prominence on this board than you do. I owe them a lot.

It might be due to your posts where you talk to yourself and your need to do this in public?

Since weird vanity is your thing. I am curious about which goodwill you bought those books from? Also receipt for the shoes.

It's fairly well known that the only people who are obsessed with showing off what they pay for things are poor or have no understanding of money. I'm sure Gia will be very impressed.

Éminence grise. Look it up, clown.

Poor understanding of money. What are you Adam Smith now? lol.

Panzer's been helping you with your "shoots". There are dress codes at tranny shoots? Does the code include visors, paper cunt hats or hair nets?

Nice Coke channeling tho, but you seem to be as bit of a one trick homo. Need to step it up some.

so just let us know who you are.when you said you were vegetarian i guessed jules jordan but i dont think that guy has a dress code at work since hes his own boss.being in the industry and posting here isnt a death sentence for a career.if youd been on here longer youd see that.

frankie figgs: I'm really just a mope who got a shot at it. I'm not even industry related, really.

If I get more opportunities for shoots in the future I'll let you know.

im on the edge of my seat right now.

^^ He is.

I couldn't concur more..



CQTard is probably the sickest, weirdest,creepiest mother-fucker i've ever run into on the internet....

A truely sick piece of human garbage...!



Good thread..

Shit, Meat might be Hungwell's first friend on the board.

Also, Figgs has been known to meat gaze in the past, so he may actually be interested in gazing upon The Meat.

another day, another threat it seems.

Get it together.

Hungwell just paid Conq. the highest compliment he'd ever want ! Way to go !

being tricked into looking at your fat skinhead neighbors lil limp dick is different.

No wonder he tried to Hyde it.

Those shoes are ridiculous. Stupid looking, even. If you were lined up at a urinal next to me I'd piss on them if I saw them under the screen. I hope you did blow 525.00 on them you dunderhead.

The thread is stupid, too. Very lame attempt at flaming someone.

He would, too. I've seen his dog.

Thank you for using "dunderhead".

That's OK. I'd just crack your face into the urinal. Then piss on your face while you're unconscious.

Bornyo, clearly you know nothing about fashion. That is some fine needlework on the canvas of the sneakers. That kind of quality work is done in only a handful of places - the silk thread used and the serifs on the logo indicate it was probably done by the Little Sisters of Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle, a convent five miles outside of Bumblewood, Vermont, run entirely by deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, lesbian, African-American nuns. Those white rubber soles? Made from the sap of the Albino Gum Gum tree, and watered with the tears of Bangladeshi orphans. And the leather? Nothing but the finest baby seal foreskins, humanely suffocated with a downfilled pillow by a Newfoundland fisherman. $525 was a steal. Those sneakers could easily set you back $3k. The Meat is not only stylish, but more crafty than an Arab trader when haggling with a salesman at the shoestore.

$525 for the kicks, $5.25 for the trousers at Goodwill.

^ ftw

I don't even know where the fuck I got those trousers from. They may be stolen from Salvation Army when I was out on a crack binge.

Threatening to piss on my shoes is a no-no. Picture me jumping up 10 feet in the air in a crane motion like Neo from 'The Matrix' and kicking you in the back of the head with my Guccis on. Then blood, teeth, and tissue exploding out your mouth, slo-mo like.

What's the brand of jack off butter ya got there?

I think that's a Yankee Candle. The jack off butter I buy comes in a much larger container.

I know a guy that can get you a 55gal drum of lube for about $2grand. He'll take a trade if you got about $2k in tranny dvds laying around.

I thought they were a new style of bowling shoe

^ The funny thing about the shoes is that they appear to be the lux version of a Converse sneaker, which is made with about a dollar's worth of canvas and rubber. The "designer" version maybe has a dollar or two more in stitching and leather. So The Meat managed to pay $525 for something most people pay $30 for and even at that low price the mark-up is obscene.

$500 doesn't mean as much to me as it does to you nassim. Besides, you have no understanding of what one of the first things a woman looks at when she leers at a man, do you? Take a guess.

best of luck with your golddigging coal burners.

That's three threats in response to one promise. I'd enjoy the encounter.

We can debate what you'd do in response all night, but I would piss on those shoes. I've seen me do it.

Women gaze at their reflection in my black cap toe Oxfords and they know that I am a man of wealth and taste. All a women sees when she looks at those silly, cheap, canvas deck shoes is a chump with cash in inverse proportion to brains and common sense.

Talk is cheap and so is yours. How many times have you been in the hospital? Just curious. You ever been there getting stitched up from a knife fight? Or are you just a tough guy that hangs at a bar. Just trying to get a feel for you, chump.

If you have no problem with pissing on a guy's shoes it indicates you're a bar slob. Sorry I don't drink. I have a problem with breaking out in handcuffs.

That may be what you wish women to think but they don't. Reality, try it.

You're right in one respect. Internet talk is cheap so this is pointless.

I'm no bar slob but I have pissed on a slob's shoes in a bar. Or rather his feet and his shoes because the slacker wore sandals to a fine restaurant that belongs to a friend of mine. We've covered sandals here recently. Look 'em up, chump.

I've spent my share of time in hospital visits and elected to pass on said visits a few times as well. Physical pain is just a thing that passes.

When you don't fear the pain you can live life a lot more freely.

I'm not posting pictures of my black cap toe oxfords. You are posting pictures of your gucci deck shoes. The wishful thinking is all you.

funny.

Alright. You win. Now just shut the fuck up and go away. PLEASE.

The same could be said for you except:
a) you are new here.
b) you are entertaining, if lame
c) you are delusional

delusional? Expand on that.

Or are you one of those dudes that think all things should be in sets of three.

Ryan Knox alt

We're all fake interweb professionals. We can diagnose, but we can't write prescriptions. We can write Doctor Recommends, tho.

Dude, let the shoes go. It's just not the beach to die on. There are many more worthy beaches to see.

Lesson to take from this- Nobody cares what you paid for anything, unless you got a good deal. I'm not fucking with you. It's just the culture here. We're a financially diverse crowd. Talking about how much something cost in just uncouth in our little cesspool.

Where's cdq? He's actually a decent fella. Sorry about this thread. I was being a hardcore asshole.

He's a Dork..!!




By the way his name cqd Dork....


Dork A meets Dork B and you still got nothing but one dork pretending to be the other Dork..Dork...!!

Wait...are you calling me a...dork? I'm so fucking offended.

it'll get worse before it gets better meat. actually, it never gets better here.

Wow. Lunch Meat must be repulsive if the only way he thinks he can impress women is by buying shoes that are more expensive than his shitty kodac digital camera.

And his boyfriend is missing teeth and lost his kids because of this forum.

You are both very very sad.

Jerky. Please tell everyone how you lost your kids and your girl and tell us about how you lost your tooth while you are at it...

Jerky, oops, I meant toothless meth mouth who lost his kids.

How did that go? The girl and kids slipping away while you used drugs? How did it feel? Did you feel powerless or liberated?


You lost a woman and your children due to your internet use. Retarded.

Jerky, you lost sad missing teeth piece of shit. Why did your girl leave you? Why can't you see your kids?

Are you a total loser who picked a porn forum and wrestling over a woman and children?

Please answer, we all want to have an explanation about why you post here 24/7.

Conq, you don't have to let it go, but you should consider letting it go...

I think the last round as well as the round before that proved this will not come to a conclusion at any time.

Just relax, post about things that interest you and if need be, take this argument private.

That is just a suggestion. What y'all do is up to you ultimately.

Bornyo, there is no benefit to talking sense to a tard. Just find some solace in the fact that one day he will be at peace and his family and friends will no longer have to pity him.

Little late on the uptake aren't you kid? Last post in the thread was....EARLY FUCKING AUGUST.

And WOW...busting my balls over my digital camera; cuts into me deep. Fucking blood everywhere, man. Get the fuckin amberlamps.

meat you and cqd should dose up on ayahuasca and settle this shit in the nearest McDonald's ball pit.

Meat looks like a post-pubescent Scott Fayner.

Fuck all you. I hope you fall down a manhole.

I'm going to disregard your manhole fantasies and say that I fucken love that song. well done.

One of my favorite albums.

Early Black Sabbath always brightens my otherwise dark days.

Their first is a monster also !

Heh. Looks like The Meat can't take the heat.

Oh yeh... I said that out of extreme frustration. (9_9)

JB, Got one word for you. BACOCK!!!

Love Ozzy's dressing gown and boots.

Where'd this nutty cqd fucker go? Finally hang himself?

Old Porn Jesuses don't die. They just fade away.