Teagan has fucked herself
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Teagan has fucked herself - 08/10/04 05:04 PM
Just saw a recent picture of teagan and it looks like she got her nose done, either that or the airbrushed the shit out of the photo. As weird as this might sound her nose was what made her popular, she kinda looked like britney spears and thats where her popularity came from im guessing, now she just looks like a normal hot chick. Here is a link to where i saw the picture, judge for yourselves.
http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=186572
Posted by: deekay
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/10/04 05:14 PM
I thought her popularity came from looking and sounding like a 14-year-old.
It's so fuzzy, I bet it's the picture and not the nose that got fiddled with.
Posted by: Kami Andrews
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/10/04 05:33 PM
haha I thought you meant the contract
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/10/04 05:34 PM
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haha I thought you meant the contract
Me too.
Posted by: JRV
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/10/04 05:46 PM
Are there any pictures other than that one? She's so heavily made-up and airbrushed in that one, with a bad angle, I can't tell a thing.
She's the cutest thing out there right now, bar none. That won't last forever. It won't do her any good to hasten things along since that's what's buying her time to grow out of the high-school mindset.
Posted by: smiling arab
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/10/04 06:20 PM
Didn't I read that they were/are going to have a "press conference"?
Just like Digital Playground has an "in-house studio," aka a black curtain and an STD-stained couch.
Let's see, a few AVN flunkies will be there... and Toby Dammit, we can't get rid of that guy if we tried. Luke Ford will probably show, Fayner will be in the back applying antiseptic tampons to his ulcerated lips, and Kevin Moore will probably bob around with his camera. Oh yeah, and I'm sure Sam and Cokie will be on the live satellite feed to hear a girl describe how many penises she's going to fellate over the next 12 months.
I'm bitter and spiteful tonight. Dammit, where's Mr. Pussy?
Posted by: It Was Fun
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/10/04 06:33 PM
Yes that photograph is highly airbrushed as her skins texture does not look like that in person, nor does anyones for that matter.
But I seriously thought you were gonna talk about her contract decision.
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/10/04 07:24 PM
that pic is just beautiful....but very fake...
does offering these porn stars really bring the studios more money...I have always wondered that.
What about the guys..after posting around here..it seems as if I am one of the few that picks my porn based on the guys...but I can't imagine it helps studios to offer male talent a contract. Just seems like a waste of money to me.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/10/04 07:50 PM
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haha I thought you meant the contract
i don't read the articles , just look at the pictures. i do enough reading here.
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it seems as if I am one of the few that picks my porn based on the guys...but I can't imagine it helps studios to offer male talent a contract. Just seems like a waste of money to me.
i pick my porn based on the guys too. I actually think thats the wave of the future since they tend to last longer then the women, I tried to get a company to see it that way with doron d, i feel he has the star quality it takes to move units. That day will come, sooner rather then later.
Posted by: JRV
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/10/04 08:41 PM
My first thoughts on whether this was a good contract:
1. Who was there contract girl before Teagan?
2. Why/how did she leave?
3. Where is she now?
If Teagan’s only value is as a hot ass and some ephemeral if intense fan interest then Teagan may regret it. Did the last girl get dumped solely because a younger babe hopped off the bus? That happens every month. Teagan is a poor performer and has little value there. Does anyone know how she handles show and other in-person P.R. responsibilities?
On the other hand I’ve heard from several sources Teagan is a bit of a flake, drinks/etc too much, is getting a fat head, and that all of the above seems to be getting worse. I.e., a high-school girl living in an adult world, getting way more attention than is good for her. How far is she from flame-out?
If Digital Playground manages her, getting her to be a decent performer and to be reliable, showing up for shoots on the right day of the week and that sort of thing, then it could be good for her. If they just want to use her for boxcovers while her looks hold out and she can still stand upright with minimal assistance then this might not be so good.
Posted by: Mikey Ropucha
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 12:15 AM
having seen more and more of her scenes... I STILL haven't seen her swallow one yet
Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 01:06 AM
I saw her on her birthday and she looked like she always looks, I guess. No nose job or anything, just a lot of make-up, that's all.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 01:14 AM
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I saw her on her birthday and she looked like she always looks, I guess. No nose job or anything, just a lot of make-up, that's all.
Was it her birthday party? If so, who else was there?
Posted by: smiling arab
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 06:18 AM
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My first thoughts on whether this was a good contract:
1. Who was there contract girl before Teagan?
I'll play (and not even recite the piano scene from Henry Fool on the three kinds of "there." 
Their contract girls were Devon and Tera. Their Svengali Object is Jesse Jane.
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2. Why/how did she leave?
Well, Devon seems to be technically still there, but they did manage to get her away from Barrett Blade, who is hands down one of the most repulsive male performers since the heyday of Johnny Toxic.
Tera sued, pleading poverty.
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3. Where is she now?
Devon has been totally de-emphasized in DP's press in favor of Jesse Jane and her Quaalude Eyes. Tera latched on with Vivid to suck the last bits of star power left in her surgically-enhanced body.
Digital seems to get girls press that makes them fringe mainstream figures, but if they don't make any money from there, that and a strategically-placed blowjob will get you on a Showtime softcore porn movie in five years. Moreover, that sort of stuff enables a performer to branch out, but it doesn't do any good if Digital owns the performer's name and likeness, as Tera said they did in her contract.
As for her scenes, DP's contract girls do, what, three porn movies a year? That's what she's getting paid for, but they seem to be able to work around girls with no charisma on camera.
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 07:32 AM
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As for her scenes, DP's contract girls do, what, three porn movies a year? That's what she's getting paid for,
wouldn't a girl make more money by continuing to be a free lance performer? Does having a contract get the girls some royalty fees or something? No seeing the advantage of being a contract girl.
Posted by: deekay
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 10:16 AM
Well you get to feel like a big star, and also you get a pretty regular salary without having cocks in your ass and cum in your eye three times a week. Some girls might like it better that way. Go figure.
Posted by: Kami Andrews
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 10:42 AM
RUUMOR ROUND TOWN IS TEAGANS CONTRACT HAS A WOPPING 60 SCENES IN IT!
Im not really excited my caps lock is on
Posted by: kyoto
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 11:50 AM
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RUUMOR ROUND TOWN IS TEAGANS CONTRACT HAS A WOPPING 60 SCENES IN IT!
Im not really excited my caps lock is on
pfft, it's for DP so it will probably be 60 scenes of lame fucking. who knows, maybe Teagan will suprise me. 
Posted by: JRV
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 12:25 PM
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RUUMOR ROUND TOWN IS TEAGANS CONTRACT HAS A WOPPING 60 SCENES IN IT!
60? Then what's in it for Teagan?
I always though the advantage of a contract to the girl was that she got a regular salary-like paycheck while doing fewer scenes, in return for doing lots of promo and show appearances and P.R. for no extra "appearance fee" cash. 60 scenes doesn't sound like any sort of reduced workload to me.
Posted by: Kami Andrews
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 03:52 PM
I am probably misinformed, buut i understand it is a very very bad deal
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 05:43 PM
60 scenes, i don't believe that at all. If they put every product they release with her about her she could bang out 2-3 scenes per feature, she would have to have a jenna like run of features around her to make up the 60 scenes and she isn't as mature or business savvy as jenna. if she does 3 scenes per feature thats still 20 features. It can't be done.
Posted by: Kami Andrews
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 10:46 PM
maybe it's 2 years? or maybe I randomly make things up when I have been drinking?
Posted by: pornloser78
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 11:19 PM
3 year, 60 thousand a year. you just had your numbers mixed up. check around 50 bucks says iam right
Posted by: pornloser78
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/11/04 11:24 PM
oh yeah plus a nose job, a tit job and she can only do appearances for them. Which means no stripping the only extra money she can get is doing private.
Posted by: JRV
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/12/04 12:44 AM
You've got to be joking about the plastic surgery.
60k probably seems huge to the average high-schooler, but I wonder what she's been taking home recently?
Posted by: pornloser78
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/12/04 01:45 AM
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You've got to be joking about the plastic surgery.
nope
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/12/04 03:50 AM
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You've got to be joking about the plastic surgery.
60k probably seems huge to the average high-schooler, but I wonder what she's been taking home recently?
They're trying to ruin her.
Posted by: It Was Fun
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/12/04 05:53 AM
Hmmm... an assumption made by ME... I thought Digital Playgrounds contracts were similar to JKPs 5-7yr contracts...?
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/12/04 06:21 AM
wow,,that doesn't seem like a great deal to me....I do think she gets extra money by renting her place out...I think that was her talking about it on KSEX a few weeks ago..
plastic surgery will ruin a beautiful girl...Don't understand why anyone would take that deal..unless she is tired of fucking so much on camera.
Posted by: It Was Fun
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/12/04 06:29 AM
I'm sorry but that little girl Teagan has not been in the industry long enoiugh to say she's fucked too much that she's tired and must go for a contract to avoid so much fucking!!! NO SIR'EEEEEE!
Posted by: deekay
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/12/04 07:19 AM
Well she's been in it long enough to know if she wants it that way or not, and I don't think any of us have the right to tell her she should turn down opportunities that are given her. Besides, we don't even know if working less is the main reason.
Another possibility I don't think has been mentioned is that this could be a way to go condom-only without making a big hoohah about it. Would that be an acceptable reason to you, while you're deciding what it's ok for her to think?
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/12/04 07:53 AM
you're right..we don't know why she did it...are are speculating.....
if her reason is to go condom only...that would be a slick way to do it without the hoopla...just don't think that is it
Posted by: pornloser78
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/12/04 08:27 AM
i've said way to fucking much already.
hey smartt no capitols
Posted by: It Was Fun
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/12/04 10:43 AM
I seriously think that if condom only performances was such a huge concerned to her I don't think she would have done so many anal scenes for her first few scenes as we all known ANAL is a higher risk to the big bad virus.
I'm sure it's just the infatuation of having a contract, being a contract girl and the glamour of it all, after all most of us females like the glamour aspect of things when we can get away with it.
Posted by: BigPornFan
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/12/04 11:05 AM
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I'm sure it's just the infatuation of having a contract, being a contract girl and the glamour of it all, after all most of us females like the glamour aspect of things when we can get away with it.
That makes a lot of sense . Few career choices have more glamour than this . 
Posted by: It Was Fun
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/12/04 11:08 AM
There's contract glamour and the there's stroke value glamour like piss mops LOL
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/13/04 05:51 AM
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There's contract glamour and the there's stroke value glamour like piss mops LOL
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/13/04 05:54 AM
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3 year, 60 thousand a year.
What a stupid,stupid whore.I pay Ashley more then that. 
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 08/13/04 04:06 PM
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What a stupid,stupid whore.I pay Ashley more then that.
You pay me more then that.
Posted by: TeaganPresley
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/07/04 10:23 PM
I made a decision about my career that I like & that's there is to it.
Gen - I dont think you have the right to put in your two sense about me & what I've done workwise. I have no mean or fighting words for you. But I dont know anything about you or your career so I won't comment on it so please dont do it about mine. Thank you, I greatly appreciate it.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/08/04 04:23 AM
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Gen - I dont think you have the right to put in your two sense about me & what I've done workwise. I have no mean or fighting words for you. But I dont know anything about you or your career so I won't comment on it so please dont do it about mine. Thank you, I greatly appreciate it.
Another porn feud possibly?, First there was sammura vs everyone, then jeff steward vs swami and now beauty (teagan) vs the beast (you know who). Don't worry teagan, if i was Gen i would be jealous too.
Posted by: It Was Fun
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/08/04 07:13 AM
hmm I don't think I made personal attacks on this thread. Just general statements. Also known as conversation amongst the board. Thanks for understanding.
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/08/04 03:09 PM
yeah I thought she was a bit sensitive....
I mean people have the right to comment and speculate, Gen you weren't rude or being confrontational at all..some people need to lighten up.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/08/04 03:36 PM
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Gen you weren't rude or being confrontational at all..
Don't be naive. You don't smile at a bear, don't kiss a cobra and don't ride a hippo all for good reason. Keep your nose clean and your mind straight if you catch my drift.
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/08/04 03:45 PM
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Gen you weren't rude or being confrontational at all..
Don't be naive. You don't smile at a bear, don't kiss a cobra and don't ride a hippo all for good reason. Keep your nose clean and your mind straight if you catch my drift.
Posted by: Sadist
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/08/04 05:44 PM
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Gen you weren't rude or being confrontational at all..
Don't be naive. You don't smile at a bear, don't kiss a cobra and don't ride a hippo all for good reason. Keep your nose clean and your mind straight if you catch my drift.
shit dude, that little "huh" guy kills me everytime..LOL
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/08/04 05:56 PM
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shit dude, that little "huh" guy kills me everytime..LOL
Well then you're a hard guy to amuse (monkey throws a red ball of string across the room and watches sadist run after it).
Posted by: It Was Fun
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/08/04 06:26 PM
LAMER
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/08/04 06:30 PM
Posted by: kyoto
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/08/04 08:16 PM
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Gen you weren't rude or being confrontational at all..
Don't be naive. You don't smile at a bear, don't kiss a cobra and don't ride a hippo all for good reason. Keep your nose clean and your mind straight if you catch my drift.
I'll be like that abandon guy and post useless pics and contribute absolutely nothing
Posted by: Kami Andrews
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/09/04 10:04 AM
Hey thats my dad!
Posted by: Super Macho Man
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/09/04 11:10 AM
Teagan is fucking hot, I would pump that shit so damn hard. The other bitch must be jealous for talking shit like that cuz she isn't even close to as hot as teagan!
Posted by: Cerberus
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/09/04 12:58 PM
Damn he uses my barber. Same donut style cut, hole in the middle and all.
Posted by: Kami Andrews
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/09/04 01:17 PM
well your in the same neigborhood
Posted by: Cerberus
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/09/04 01:43 PM
I always knew there was a reason I liked you.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/09/04 05:22 PM
TEAGANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, (moneky screams again) TEAGANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Where are you and almost as importanly where is wesley pipes.
Posted by: pornloser78
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/16/04 09:59 AM
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oh yeah plus a nose job, a tit job and she can only do appearances for them. Which means no stripping the only extra money she can get is doing private.
told you so
Posted by: TeaganPresley
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 09/16/04 08:11 PM
& Why dont you think I'd be allowed to strip? Why do you post shit if you know nothing about it??
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 01/04/05 05:35 PM
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I made a decision about my career that I like & that's there is to it.
Gen - I dont think you have the right to put in your two sense about me & what I've done workwise. I have no mean or fighting words for you. But I dont know anything about you or your career so I won't comment on it so please dont do it about mine. Thank you, I greatly appreciate it.
Oh man... "put in your two sense" sense? Two CENTS is/was probably the balance in her checking account when she signed the contract.
I thought Teagan was some smart teenage prodigy (dancer, ballet) who at age 18 came down with a bad case of Nymphomania to go along with a deadbeat boyfriend who spent all her money???? Guess not...anyone hear how her plastic surgery came out???? Ah, who gives a shit....this girl gets my vote for the years biggest "MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING PORN STARLET/SENSATION" She is so overrated.....
Gen can think and fuck circles around this teenage tart.
Posted by: It Was Fun
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 01/05/05 09:18 AM
fuck 'em all in the eye
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 01/05/05 06:54 PM
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fuck 'em all in the eye
I think I will start an anti-teagan thread in the monkey cage within the next 6 days (after everyone returns from vegas....I am leaving friday)
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 01/05/05 06:57 PM
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I think I will start an anti-teagan thread in the monkey cage within the next 6 days (after everyone returns from vegas....I am leaving friday)
You post at ADT?.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 01/05/05 07:07 PM
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3 year, 60 thousand a year.
What a stupid,stupid whore.I pay Ashley more then that.
WTF!!! My receptionist makes 63K /yr !! Shit, the Janitor at Google makes 50k a year. Teagan either is (1) totally brain dead or (2) has some nymphomaniac agenda we dont know about. Hmmmmm....lets think hard on those two choices
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 01/05/05 07:14 PM
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I think I will start an anti-teagan thread in the monkey cage within the next 6 days (after everyone returns from vegas....I am leaving friday)
You post at ADT?.
Occasionally I post at ADT.
Like 3 times in the last month....xxxporntalk is so much more fun. I got a warning from some fucktard at ADT about guessing some fucking mystery babe they had posted (I guessed Martha Stewart)
I'm on vacation until January 17 so I have the time to check out the proleterian intel on porn right now.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 01/05/05 07:17 PM
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Occasionally I post at ADT.
Like 3 times in the last month....xxxporntalk is so much more fun. I got a warning from some fucktard at ADT about guessing some fucking mystery babe they had posted (I guessed Martha Stewart)
I'm on vacation until January 17 so I have the time to check out the proleterian intel on porn right now.
Can you do me a favor then?. Lure steph into the cage, i want to start my murderous shovel crime spree off with a bang
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 01/05/05 07:31 PM
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Occasionally I post at ADT.
Like 3 times in the last month....xxxporntalk is so much more fun. I got a warning from some fucktard at ADT about guessing some fucking mystery babe they had posted (I guessed Martha Stewart)
I'm on vacation until January 17 so I have the time to check out the proleterian intel on porn right now.
Can you do me a favor then?. Lure steph into the cage, i want to start my murderous shovel crime spree off with a bang
Hey, I would love to help you out. Just tell me one thing....who is steph...the intended target??? I will do my best.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 01/05/05 07:34 PM
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Hey, I would love to help you out. Just tell me one thing....who is steph...the intended target??? I will do my best.
Administrator of ADT, i think, she is a little higher then a MOD and responsible for the extermination of many posters, she is the hitler of the porn forum world.
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: Teagan has fucked herself - 01/05/05 08:17 PM
i hope teagan takes her contract money and gets a personality transplant. have a nice day.
screw Teagen- there now I am sure she will post again within 3 days