I needed to shake free the cheese infested cunt that Lou posted, so I dove into the archives and the bookmarks to find a few hot chicks either smoking pot or looking stoned. Feel free to add to the thread. Lines, general high as a kite look, etc are fine additions, just please refrain from posting scabby junkies with hypodermics hanging out of their arms, and toothless crack hos. Actual hotness is required.
Also, some of the chicks I bookmarked my be boarder line. They will be posted fully clothed until I get a consensus ruling. Really, for the safety of every perv out there, no girl under 18 should be allowed to have a camera phone.
But we all know that chicks on drugs are hotter, because the diminished mental capacity makes them much more obtainable.
I saw 2 broads almost get in a fight once, because one took a pic of the other and there was a bong on the dining room table they were sitting around. Bitch went through a rainbow of bad emotions: anger, sadness, fear, back to anger, then sat here quiet and pissy for a bout a half hour until she made her boyfriend take her home. That is when we all started to mock and laugh at her.
Ok, in hunting I came across something that needs some explanation. Is dousing quality weed with butane a way to make hash or something???? Here is the whole gallery. I've never seen nor heard of no shit like that before.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Hot and High - 11/27/1101:29 AM
it's a good way to make yerself sick, is what that is.
I don't think the butane ends up as a component of the hash oil, but rather it helps separate the hash oil from all that weed, and you also end up with some butane that needs disposal.
My favorite drug, cocaine, is made using gasoline as the solvent. Apparently the use of hydrocarbons to separate out other ingredients is a staple of chemistry, or something.
I wish you could post tube links here, because I saw a video a while back of a chunky chick named Brooklyn, high out of her mind slobbering on a dick and practically passing out. The mope narrating it sounded like he was doing a Johnny Knoxville impersonation and, at one point implored her, "Don't fall asleep on me now, baby!"
She's a cutie. Except in the angry picture at the top of the last post.
I have a video floating around of the ex giving me the most passive aggressive handjob ever. You could cut the distaste with a knife. Loved showing it in wife swapping circles. "Hey, anyone wanna see the Angry Handjob?"
Miserable bitch from Twilight. Never seen the movie, never heard her speak. I'd fuck her, but wouldn't expect it to be anything besides raping a warm corpse.
Now there folks is a true head. Nothing about the titties, awful colored hair extensions, or airbrushed legs. Dude was impressed by the bong and couldn't focus on anything else.
They may not be the hottest broads around, but I'd have some fun with these 2. How often do you find pics of bitches eating shrooms and getting naked. That's my type of party.
Thing that I don't like about the site is that the dude posts one pic, then a link to a file download site to get the rest. He should atleast post 4-5. I D/L the zip of some emo/trailer chick, and there was no box to be seen, much less asshole.
I'm hitting the sack. I'll do some more rooting tomorrow and put a lil write up in Website talk.
bleh!!!! they are disgusting!!!!! they look more like they sit on a barstool and drink beer all day than get high. i'd have to be high just to look at them. no, wait, i'd rather be dead.
Throwing out names of junkies aint doin anything, bro. I wanna have them w/ drugs in hand, and I'm getting a lil bored of weed. I aint talkin dirty junkies w/ needles hanging out of them, but coke, smoking meth, snorting pills.
If I just wanted pics of bitches that are more than likely high, I could just go to Brandon's blog, where hookers are paid in xanax and crystal.
I do respect the effort involved in your attempt. Abject hate does little for me, but an attempt to show you are better than me is A OK in my book.
I see you edited out the junkie whores' names, in the post up there^^. The thought of quoting you crossed my mind, but I got no beef with you. My hate was an attempt to stimulate some posting.
Edit: I was a little late on getting my post in, make that 2 nipples. And I'll give you a bonus point for finding a whore w/ acid.
Keep yer damn points. That was all found on google in about 10 minutes. No hate involved, just pointing out that it ain't hard to find these pics witout resorting to the collection of skanky gunt pics that began the thread. I left out all the weed pics unless the girl's eyes looked really high. Didn't Penny Flame do an entire series of dvds with smoked out bitches?
Yeah, but I'm also trying to find these chicks doing drugs w/o clothes on.
Wait a minute. Those euro pigs didn't begin the thread. Click on page one and look.
And I'll stand by my statement, that if given the opportunity, say at a concert or something, to share my shrooms w/ those pigs to have a 3-way, I'd be down to party.
Edit: You're what, Dutch? Is this the Van Der Sloot coming out in you? Can you afford airfare to Aruba? If not I'll quit worrying about you and me or mine ever encountering your handicapped self.
You obviously never played organized sports. This is the part of practice where we tell the entire team "we're going to all run gassers until freestylah gets up to speed with the rest of team" and it's up to the team from that point on to put the soap in the sock and pay freestylah a late night visit.
Did you see me crabbing about him, in my thread. I had half a funny response typed out, but I didn't want it to get into a big thing, and detract from the drugged up whores. Now you fuckers come in here dragging boots full a shit all over my carpet.
Didn't yer daddies teach you nuthin bout RESPECT? One guy acts like a jerkoff, so it gives you carte blanche to do the same?
You know what you gotta do. Watch Full Metal Jacket again if the sports analogy doesn't resonate with you.
It's not so much you, but there are others here who could club him with a soap filled sock and have a much greater effect than you or I.
But hopefully now you see the distraction that one person who stubbornly refuses (not misunderstands but stubbornly refuses) to go along with a simple request can cause.
edit: Took me too long to type, and the message was getting through after all.
I like the 420girls pics, but my fave is Frankie Figgs.' Who is that girl? She's freakin' gorgeous!
Any models reading this who would like to be photographed partaking in their herbal refreshments or the harder stuff...smoking, snorting, shooting, whatever...I am down.
Edit: You're what, Dutch? Is this the Van Der Sloot coming out in you? Can you afford airfare to Aruba? If not I'll quit worrying about you and me or mine ever encountering your handicapped self.
I live in The Netherlands; you knew that already. No, this is not "the Van Der Sloot coming out". Is your way of un-handling all this "the Dick Cheney coming out in you"? (Just as meaningless a comparison as yours.)
Airfare to Aruba is within my means. Visited Bonaire and St. Maarten (St. Martin) last year, actually. Next year, I plan to re-visit the US.
Come on man, just click QUOTE, copy it, then paste it in the reply box in the question thread and comment. Also give your opinion on Chinese Eyes v Balloon Knot Mouth.
I like the 420girls pics, but my fave is Frankie Figgs.' Who is that girl? She's freakin' gorgeous!
Any models reading this who would like to be photographed partaking in their herbal refreshments or the harder stuff...smoking, snorting, shooting, whatever...I am down.
thats madison ivy.
madisonivy420.tumblr.com
links dont want to work for some reason right now.
Cuntscab turned up another. On the zoom and crop, it appears she is about to snort a BLUE sustance, of which there is still some in pill for in the baggy. I would imagine it to be Adderall.
Click the link. That is from Jasmine Tame, not me. I don't even know what that drug is. If it makes you impervious to alcohol or makes you fuck for hours, I'd give it a try.
I'm just writing to say this girl looks like my ideal weekend date. Great body on her.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Cuntscab turned up another. On the zoom and crop, it appears she is about to snort a BLUE sustance, of which there is still some in pill for in the baggy. I would imagine it to be Adderall.
Bah, Burglar's 9th rule of sploogethics, "Never insert your penile appendage into the mouth of a whore who thinks she is the next Joni Mitchell/Joan Baez who has just smoked the equivalent of a entire Shrub of Mendocino County's finest seasoning....you'll pop positive for marijuana on your next drug screen and your dick will smell like one of those Los Angeles Medical Marijuana shops 1.7 seconds after you walk in the door, unless she had the munchies just before gobbling your goo in which case you may be smelling Taco Bell or Nestle's "Tool" House Cookies or Bugles-cheddar flavor every time you drop your shorts to take a piss...." Got all that kids? I'm Burglar, I'm here to help....
P.S. -- Also marijuana-stoned whores tend to be too fucking silly or self absorbed to really get into the act, or "moment", when engaged in a sausage fest and are just as liable to bust out giggle-snorting when you talk filthy to her or tell her to look into your eyes as you pop into her mouth.
P.(i).S.S -- Plus, when she does open her mouth to receive your splooge, you are liable to view some truly un-erotic spectacles like Choclate Brownies in her teeth or an occasional Orange glowing Cheetos residue. Fuck that, only consort with whores who snort Heroin or pop Klonipin, they are sincere in their drug induced debauchery.
Making a run for the border regularly foa shua, picking the skinny future maids and things to have around to molest while fighting that US BMI where it counts, in pussy matters.
Any weed smoking whore worth her salt knows the importance of hydration.
Burg, or anyone, do you kiss whores?
C'mon man....when i fork over the dough I tell her "if u want kissing I get a discount..." I will however spit her pill of choice ino her mouth free of (reverse)charge, or crush it up and blow it up her ass :banana_stevienicks:
Whore follies update: In my condo building in AC on the top floor lives a former Goldman sachs Senior VP of Thievery and he sends out for holes every now and then as well...about a week ago I am rolling in around 11 pm and passed out in her car in the visitors parking is "Sheila", a white girl with big guns from Indiana who for the past two years has been hooked to the gills on vikes (dont ask me how I know.) I bang on the window (like 7 times) and she finally comes to and looks at me, looks at her watch, waves nervously and starts the engine...I back away and watch as she dials frantic on her phone and backs out.....she rolls about ten feet, stops, gabs for a minute on the phone (or is checking messages, I dunno) and then.....nods off again!! the car rolls slowly backwards until it hits a stanchion and stops. She wakes again, looks at me, thinks for 17 seconds and then pulls in to the same parking space again. SHe gets out and asks "Can I come up for a minute?" Since I am a gentleman burglar I say "uh sure...um do I need five hundred bucks this time if its more than a "minute" or is my good samaritan concern anough cuz I am really fucking horny..." She giggles and says nothing (which is a NO, I dont need five hundred bucks.)
I gave her 500 anyway, 87 minutes and two vikes and a splooge later of course.
According to the Search feature, that is the only time the word "stanchion" has ever been used here. Anyway, now I feel like getting high and going to see some strippers.
Yer going to hell for giving her the 5 bills. Maybe a hundred as a tip and tell her to get a hot meal somewhere, but she needed you more than you needed her, and she was willing to suck you off just to not have to drive. You saved her 10grand in DUI.
Sorry, I was just so sad when I read Burg paid full boat. It wasn't the taking advantage of an addict story I'd hoped for.
Ah crap, I must admit (cuz I hate hypocrisy): I rarely ever take FULL advantage of the whores in my life; I talk the talk but I wheel the walk when it comes to whores. Ask Gia Jerkinz, I'm really the Uber-whore's ideal client, jaded enough (and scarred) on the outside to make the whore feel "normal" but on the inside I really am a gentleman burglar. I know all the things to say and not to say....
If I sound fucked-upishly proud of my whore acumen I guess I am, I'll never be married or even in a relationship that lasts more than 9-1/2 months, it's like reigning in hell rather than even loitering in heaven, I'd rather be a good bad guy than a typical "good" citizen anyday.
I did yank her hair back before I popped on her tonsils, I think she said "ow"....that counts for something right?
P.S. A "Stanchion" is one of those heavy duty rubber bumper thingies colored Yellow that allows cars to pull in or back into something without oblitaerating a tailight or denting today's Non-metal paper mache bumpers from Korea or Taiwan.
Ah crap, I must admit (cuz I hate hypocrisy): I rarely ever take FULL advantage of the whores in my life; I talk the talk but I wheel the walk when it comes to whores. Ask Gia Jerkinz, I'm really the Uber-whore's ideal client, jaded enough (and scarred) on the outside to make the whore feel "normal" but on the inside I really am a gentleman burglar. I know all the things to say and not to say....
Originally Posted By: J.B.
(A) Sooner or later, these youngins are going to need those whore skills when they realize they're neither invincible nor bullet proof;
the irony here is that jb would see gia walk in and he would pose smoking a pipe, wearing a tweed jacket and leaning against a wall nonchalantly. Didn't work. daBurg still gets more women sitting there in his suped up shopping cart snorting crank off a hunting knife.
p.s. in slavic, whore also means "point of sale". but your russian & slav/asiatic gymnast type is bound to be better - her ancestors were the Czars serfs, beaten & starved but still good with poetry.
I will try to get Christie to pop in and say hello, and share whatever she feels like sharing. I'll give her a lot of credit though, christie did NOT flame out and become another trainwreck like so many other porn starlets after their 8 month shelf life dissipates in 6-1/2 months. She is one cool chick, and has really made a nice life for herself. Yet, as far as I know, she is also still totally cool with her porn past and enjoys to this day her status as a object of jerker offers everywhere.
Gia is the porn whore who we all know and recognize as the quintessential "Non Trainwreck" post pornography covergirl, but that is due to her staying on and remaining part of XPT's dysfunctional society. Christie has a markedly different life and path than Gia, but it is no less valid or worthy....both are always welcome in Burg's seaside cottage of crippled debauched friendship.
Mark J quote: "...... daBurg still gets more women sitting there in his suped up shopping cart snorting crank off a hunting knife." While I appreciate the appreciative appreciation in the face of my (age-related) depreciating overall interest in many whores I used to ....um, ah, "appreciate", and while I am sure JB finds his way well enough to the right holes when needed, I must object to the crank and knife imagery here....I am a peaceful Burglar, crank doesnt jive with my fracture-prone limbs (despite my MAD Muscle skills in the above-the-waist category) and the only crank I touch is the high grade stuff I allow a certain 24 year old female exotic dancer (and prodigy-in-the-gobbling arts) named Fiona, who sometimes makes the 55 minute drive from Philadelphia to Atlantic City in under 40 minutes because I tell her if I pop myself out of sheer boredom before she gets here she gets nothing, to snort off my titanium footrests on fire-engine-red-colored Burg_mobile number 3 (shopping carts my ass...) But Mark J's heart is in the right place....
File this image in the "This is why you should never go Grocery Shopping on an empty stomach" category, pertaining to why you should never EVER go 2 weeks without jerking off or seeing your current whore du jour, and then all of a sudden one morning getting up and plugging into some online porn and jerking off to the first whore you find and releasing your pent up splooge in an overexcited manner......In my case it was 5 or so years ago, I had abstained from splooging for too long, I woke up in the fresh clean Northern California Mountain Air and signed on to my computer to check my e-mail.....At the time I had signed up for some online Porn Minutes via none other than Gia Jerking's Video On Demand Service ( I was trying to be a good burg-friend to Gia, and her webpage VOD reflected the overall servicey whore quality she exuded back then...) Anyway, the first Movie / whore I saw was a Madison Ivy flick, one of her firsts, back when she was skinny and petite and blond and seemingly aloofishly Hott and filthy and intelligently nasty (the perfect whore qualities.) It triggered a brief but frenzied, and now in hindsight awkwardly embarassing, infatuation with Madison's ability to (1) throw her ankles behind her head and stare with her big eyes in perverted wonderment at the pulsating angry penis penetrating her pussy; (2) Inhale engorged penile appendages down her throat, and seeing her tiny throat actually EXPAND when the angry penis penetrates past her epiglotus .....
To see this woman today, having lost all her "natural raunchiness and splooge factor" and replaced by surgically enhanced "empty calorie raunchiness and sexual satisfaction, JUST WTF was I thinking (and whacking) back then?????
I recently saw a Mischa Brooks scene in Jules Jordan's "Wet Asses" (real original there, Jules) where Mischa's eyes grabbed my attention and put the Li'l Admiral at attention as well.
She's always been pretty, recently climbed the ranks when she started allowing that fine ass to be ravaged, and now imagining her hoovering up a line of coke, meth, or even Adderall makes her scorching hot to me! Whaddya think she's been up to? Probably just drunk or smoked a bowl or something.
What ? A perv like you doesn't like to lick a prolapse. I'm so disillusioned. I bet you get a contact high if the chick did some good shit. Pun fully intended.
Calvert is hot and filthy. Gorgeous ass, box and cornhole on her. Voice a lil squeaky and could be annoying in high doses, but with a dick in one of her holes, I doubt she's yappin too much.
Edit: She a short whore too. Like 5'3 I think I saw.
We can't end the thread yet man, I just found a bunch of pics that fit it. Granted I've probably posted the best already, but there is value in the others.
Wasn't there a picture of Gen Padova smoking crack back in 06 or 07? She obviously doesn't pass the first requirement of this thread but it was a pretty sweet picture.
Wasn't there a picture of Gen Padova smoking crack back in 06 or 07? She obviously doesn't pass the first requirement of this thread but it was a pretty sweet picture.
Wasn't there a picture of Gen Padova smoking crack back in 06 or 07? She obviously doesn't pass the first requirement of this thread but it was a pretty sweet picture.
This one got the lights on, but clearly no one is home.
looks like there was some amateur branding in her past.
So are there videos that accompany these pictures? Cause I'm like writing this paper about sexuality and narcotics and could totally use more research marterial. Wouldn't even think about pleasuring myself to this pathetic trash, so don't go judging me. Wouldn't jerk off to it at all. No sir.
That's a really nice hookah. Cool hose. I doubt they're smoking weed in it. If you splurged for a rig that nice, you're pretty much into hookah lifestyle. Fancy tongs, faggoty screen, the charcoal that doesn't have gun powder in it. You're not going to sully it by smoking weed in it.
I found a full set of the chick with coke on her belly. SOmeone made a collage w/ her FB page. I blacked out the names. Click the pic for full size. If you think there is value in posting the pics individually, let me know.
I found a full set of the chick with coke on her belly. SOmeone made a collage w/ her FB page. I blacked out the names. Click the pic for full size. If you think there is value in posting the pics individually, let me know.
HELL YES there's value in seeing these pics individually. And you need to send me a PM with her name and Facebook page. I'll drug her up to her heart's content.
"Lets do some meth then fuck"
Chick aint bad, but she shoots up the meth :( I wouldn't be eating the puss and butt of a chicks shooting drugs. She eats ass and is into some a-hole stretching via different size dildos. I haven't watched the entire thing, just skimmed through.
Looks like my drug days are coming to an end too. In contrast to just a few months or a year ago, whenever I get good and high with some coeds or whores (on coke or meth, at least) my cock becomes a useless limp noodle. Even Viagra no longer helps. Aging really sucks. What good does it do to be hypersexual and ready to go for two days straight if the critical equipment is out on strike?
Rubbing alcohol works wonders and is really cheap. Fill it until it starts to come out of the draw/bowl. Wrap the draw and the opening with plastic wrap and shake. Let it sit for an hour then rinse several times. End result is a clean piece and after you've rinsed it enough no aftertaste.
One of my clients is pimping some new organic bullshit that supposedly breaks down the tar and shit. No salt, no shaking, biofuckingdegradable. My dealer swears by it.