Anyone feel like arguing?

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 12:17 PM

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give me the name of one female who paid you a "g-note" for a "long-dicking.

Jesus Christ willie i didn,t realize the border line retardation you have was such a problem..

You mean to tell me you don't know what it means to Long Cock somebody..I guess when you have a pencil dick you don,t roll that way..

I just took some punks car last week,, the kid was bragging to his friends he had a big cock...Well i said put your money where your mouth is and i said lets bet cars...

So i long cocked him and i won his car,,I dwarfed the punk...You see willis its about having a big dink,,,and i've got a big dink..

So my advice to you is keep a grand in your pocket,,,and next time we meet step up to the plate...

Dumb-Ass

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 12:42 PM

It's safe to assume you just took off your hat and the kid handed over his keys.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 12:47 PM

Now, back to this shit about Mr. Johnny Cash. It would be borderline blasphemous if it weren't true. Cash didn't spend much time with first wife and kids while he was out on the road but he did support them and he later made peace with them.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 12:49 PM

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So i long cocked him and i won his car,,I dwarfed the punk...You see willis its about having a big dink,,,and i've got a big dink..

So let me get this staight: you enjoy standing next to other men, comparing your dicks with each other. Not since Kurt Lackwood posted here have I seen such blatant faggotry. And by the way, when was the last time you actually had this supposedly large boner near a female? Answer the question.

I'm still going to ban you. I just want to give you a chance to make a decent final post to go out on, because all of your others have sucked.

Bye for now, Nacho.

Posted by: charin

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 01:00 PM

Cobb, LF
Speaker, CF
Ruth, RF
Gehrig, 1B
Hornsby, 2B
Wagner, SS
Schmidt, 3B
Bench, C
Johnson, W., P

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 04:03 PM

Willie again you fail miserably...But hey at least you're consistent..

I have had more pussy than you good ever hope for but whatever..

Actually between this post and my last i got a hummer from a lage breasted young lady this afternoon..

What i do have Lil Willie,, is a big dink,,A very big dink.. That has made me alot of money and has taken me a lot of places..

So pack that note and i will be lookin for ya at one of the upcoming shows...Now that some one was nice enough to post a picture of ya..

Posted by: cqd

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 04:22 PM

About that ping... When should I be expecting it?

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 04:27 PM

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the kid was bragging to his friends he had a big cock...Well i said put your money where your mouth is and i said lets bet cars...

Way to go playground paedo. Aside from flashing school kids for their matchbox cars I assume you had a point that would somehow keep you from being banned?.
And don't tell me you later offered to put your money where that kids mouth was, gnote.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 04:31 PM

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Cobb, LF
Speaker, CF
Ruth, RF
Gehrig, 1B
Hornsby, 2B
Wagner, SS
Schmidt, 3B
Bench, C
Johnson, W., P

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Mays over Speaker in centerfield and Brett over Schmidt at third. I don't really like the defense on the right half of the infield either but I can't argue about the bats. I might be tempted to replace Hornsby with Joe Morgan or Nap Lajoie though.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 04:43 PM

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Willie again you fail miserably...But hey at least you're consistent..

I have had more pussy than you good ever hope for but whatever..

Actually between this post and my last i got a hummer from a lage breasted young lady this afternoon..

What i do have Lil Willie,, is a big dink,,A very big dink.. That has made me alot of money and has taken me a lot of places..

So pack that note and i will be lookin for ya at one of the upcoming shows...Now that some one was nice enough to post a picture of ya..

As I suspected, your last post was as weak as ever. Now run off and keep looking at other mens dicks.

Bye bye.

Posted by: charin

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 06:40 PM

Speaker over Mays, .345 -vs- .302 , most lifetime doubles (792) means Speaker had as much power as Mays, as good or better defensively, speed about equal, the Grey Eagle just never gets his due.

I can live with Brett at third. And second base is debatable. My lineup has 4 left handed hitters, then 4 right handers, so that's a weakness.

But, Speaker was the best centerfielder of all time.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 07:23 PM

Now we've devolved to an AM Radio sports call-in show.

It's all good.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 07:26 PM

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Now, back to this shit about Mr. Johnny Cash. It would be borderline blasphemous if it weren't true. Cash didn't spend much time with first wife and kids while he was out on the road but he did support them and he later made peace with them.

Sorry man, I tried what I thought might give you your argument fix, but I failed. If you bit, I was going to ramble about how Kris Kristofferson and Kenny Rogers were better country singers. I figured if I started with that it would be a give away that I was full of shit. I think Kristofferson was only in the Highway Men because he sold Willie weed.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 07:29 PM

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Cobb, LF
Speaker, CF
Ruth, RF
Gehrig, 1B
Hornsby, 2B
Wagner, SS
Schmidt, 3B
Bench, C
Johnson, W., P

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

I have a soft spot for Yogi, but there's no arguing with that lineup.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 07:34 PM

It was a good jab. I was too tired to get into it when I read it last night and in too good a mood today to go off on it. I've read the books, read the press and of course listened to the music. I think Cash copped to his mistakes and paid his dues.

Had you gone Kenny Rogers that would have woken me up. Kristofferson was a hell of a songwriter and based on him being primarily on that side of the business it is very likely he was furnishing product to the talent.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 07:42 PM

Ohh fuck that... I'm sure I went at Bornyo at least twice like that. Once in pm and once in the main.

I told him I had tape of Waylon Jennings and Kristofferson spit roasting June Carter while JC languished in a pill induced coma. He never even flinched.

Posted by: charin

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 07:42 PM

Didn't Cash have some guy who kept the three note strum thing going while John sang his ballads? Then when Elvis came along, Cash had to step up his game?
I walk the line

Ring of Fire

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 07:49 PM

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Cobb, LF
Speaker, CF
Ruth, RF
Gehrig, 1B
Hornsby, 2B
Wagner, SS
Schmidt, 3B
Bench, C
Johnson, W., P

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

1 Ricky Henderson, LF
2 Tony Gwynn, RF
3 Albert Pujols, 1B
4 Ken Griffey Jr. CF
5 Mike Schmidt 3B
6 Joe Morgan, 2B
7 Cal Ripken Jr, SS
8 Johnny Bench C
9 Steve Carlton (L), Greg Maddux (R)

From my lifetime. Steroid free

Posted by: charin

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 08:11 PM

My lifetime (1957-20??)
Morgan, 2B
Musial, 1B
Williams, T. LF
Aaron, RF
Mays, CF
Banks, SS
Schmidt, 3B
Bench, C
Koufax, LHP
Gibson, RHP

And I'd take Brock over Henderson.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 08:24 PM

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Didn't Cash have some guy who kept the three note strum thing going while John sang his ballads? Then when Elvis came along, Cash had to step up his game?

Cash did the three note strum because that's all his bass player knew.

Elvis didn't teach Johnny Cash a thing except how to mix and take pills. Cash is in the Rock and Roll and Country Music Halls of Fame (as is Elvis), and Cash never lost his dignity getting there. What kind of loser dies sitting on the shitter? Elvis sucked, and sucked hard for the last 15 yrs of his life. Cash totally kicked ass the last 10 years of his life... like a bird on a wire.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 09:22 PM

@ Bornyo: I fall along the lines of what my old man used to say "Kris Kristofferson wasn't Country. He was a hippy songwriter that could turn a better buck in Country Music."

@ Blah: It twists me up, but all the injuries Griffey had after signing the big contract, I wouldn't jump to conclusions on him being juice free. Did Tino Martinez just start gassing on the Yankees? How about Jay Buhner? I like Griffey, I just figure I'll wait till he retires and see if any skeletons come falling out of his closet.

Posted by: elaborator

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/16/09 09:28 PM

Bornyo yr state of South Carolina is a piece of shit

Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 01:11 AM

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@ Blah: It twists me up, but all the injuries Griffey had after signing the big contract, I wouldn't jump to conclusions on him being juice free. Did Tino Martinez just start gassing on the Yankees? How about Jay Buhner? I like Griffey, I just figure I'll wait till he retires and see if any skeletons come falling out of his closet.

That's the problem with the last 15 years in baseball. No power hitters are above suspicion. But I give Griffey and Pujols the benefit of the doubt. They can't all be cheats can they? (hope, hope)

Now,

PG Magic Johnson
SG Michael Jordan
SF Lebron James
PF Tim Duncan
C Kareem Abdul Jabbar

My lifetime 70's til now.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 07:32 AM

Shit, if we're doing my lifetime achievement awards now.

C-Bench
1B-Murray or Pujols
2B-Morgan (you could cheat and put Rose or Carew at 2B they didn't have enough power to play first in my lineup)
SS-Ripken or Yount
3B-Brett
LF-Henderson (I'd like to put Yaz in there but I need a leadoff hitter)
CF-Griffey Jr.
RF-Dawson (only because Clemente died a couple of years before I started following baseball)

LHP-Carlton (had a 16 year stretch where he averaged 282 IP per year. Won 23 games and pitched 19 CGs at the age of 37)

RHP-Morris (most underrated pitcher in the last 25 years)

RP-Eckersley

While I'm thinking about it.

G-Patrick Roy
D-Bobby Orr
D-Ray Bourque (no complaints if you were to put Fetisov here)
LW-Valery Kharlamov
C-Wayne Gretzky
RW-Brett Hull

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 08:10 AM

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While I'm thinking about it.

G-Patrick Roy
D-Bobby Orr
D-Ray Bourque (no complaints if you were to put Fetisov here)
LW-Valery Kharlamov
C-Wayne Gretzky
RW-Brett Hull

Umm. not so fast.

G - Terry Sawchuk
D - Bobby Orr, Paul Coffey
RW - Rocket Richard
LW - Bobby Hull (would also accept Bob Gainey or Frank Mahovlich)
C - 99
Coach - Scotty Bowman

and BTW, the hockey "all-nickname team"

G - Apple Cheeks Lumley
D - Phat Wilson, Moose Goheen
RW - Boom Boob Geoffrion
LW - Toe Blake
C - Hneri "Pocket Rocket" Richard
Coach - Badger Bob Johnson

"all-fighting" team:

1. Bob Probert
2. Gordie Howe
3. Dave Schultz
4. Tiger Williams
5. Dave Semenko aka "Wayne's Bodyguard"
6. Marty McSorley aka "Wayne's Other Bodyguard"
7. Tie Domi
8. Stu Grimson
9. Joey Kocur
10. Larry Playfair

Posted by: charin

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 08:17 AM

1:57 into this (clicky):

C-Bugs Bunny
1B - Bugs Bunny
LF - Bugs Bunny
RF - Bugs Bunny
P - Bugs Bunny
2B - Bugs Bunny
3B - Bugs Bunny
CF - Bugs Bunny
SS - Bugs Bunny

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 08:19 AM

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1:57 into this (clicky):

C-Bugs Bunny
1B - Bugs Bunny
LF - Bugs Bunny
RF - Bugs Bunny
P - Bugs Bunny
2B - Bugs Bunny
3B - Bugs Bunny
CF - Bugs Bunny
SS - Bugs Bunny

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

That's one of my faves.

Posted by: Bishop

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 09:02 AM

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1:57 into this (clicky):

C-Bugs Bunny
1B - Bugs Bunny
LF - Bugs Bunny
RF - Bugs Bunny
P - Bugs Bunny
2B - Bugs Bunny
3B - Bugs Bunny
CF - Bugs Bunny
SS - Bugs Bunny

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 02:16 PM

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Shit, if we're doing my lifetime achievement awards now.

C-Bench
1B-Murray or Pujols
2B-Morgan (you could cheat and put Rose or Carew at 2B they didn't have enough power to play first in my lineup)
SS-Ripken or Yount
3B-Brett
LF-Henderson (I'd like to put Yaz in there but I need a leadoff hitter)
CF-Griffey Jr.
RF-Dawson (only because Clemente died a couple of years before I started following baseball)

LHP-Carlton (had a 16 year stretch where he averaged 282 IP per year. Won 23 games and pitched 19 CGs at the age of 37)

RHP-Morris (most underrated pitcher in the last 25 years)

RP-Eckersley

That's just crazy talk. Eck over Mariano Rivera...no way. Dawson over Gwynn? .338 career average, 8 batting titles, 5 gold gloves vs. 1 great season and a bunch of above average seasons. Gwynn everytime. Dawson would bat 8th in your lineup. Brett over Schmidt? More crazy talk. Schmidt's glove puts him over Brett.

The Rolling Stones > The Beatles

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 02:34 PM

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G - Terry Sawchuk
D - Bobby Orr, Paul Coffey
RW - Rocket Richard
LW - Bobby Hull (would also accept Bob Gainey or Frank Mahovlich)
C - 99
Coach - Scotty Bowman

With the exception of Bowman every player on that list would be a victim in todays game. There's no fucken way any of them could compete with an Ovechkin or Malkin. Not physically and certainly not skill wise. Sawchuck would be the biggest victim, I doubt he'd play D-3 in todays game.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 05:38 PM

WIllie, my hockey team was from my lifetime only. That disqualifies Richard and Sawchuk. Tony Twist should be on your fighting team. His mother was once thrown out of a game for slugging another fan who called her son a goon in the stands.

Blahh I'll give you Gwynn. That was an oversight on my behalf. Riviera is the most overrated closer in baseball history. The only reason everyone sucks his nuts is because he has spent his entire career as a Yankee when his entire team has pretty much been an all star team. Put him in a Milwaukee Brewer or Pittsburgh Pirate uniform for his career and no one would ever have heard of him.

Schmidt struck out too much for my taste. He had 12 seasons where he struck out 100 times or more and led the league in strikeouts four times. Brett struck out 908 times in 21 seasons, that is an average of 43 a year. Schmidt had over twice as many strikeouts in his career despite playing three less seasons and 2000 less at-bats. I'll also take Brett's career .305 average over Schmidt's career .267 average.

Posted by: Bishop

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 05:41 PM

I call bullshit....Rivera would have been a stud ANYWHERE!Even had he worn an Expo's uni..

Posted by: charin

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 06:09 PM

Elroy Face. Note GS and wins. And GF.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 08:27 PM

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Riviera is the most overrated closer in baseball history. The only reason everyone sucks his nuts is because he has spent his entire career as a Yankee when his entire team has pretty much been an all star team. Put him in a Milwaukee Brewer or Pittsburgh Pirate uniform for his career and no one would ever have heard of him.

Schmidt struck out too much for my taste. He had 12 seasons where he struck out 100 times or more and led the league in strikeouts four times. Brett struck out 908 times in 21 seasons, that is an average of 43 a year. Schmidt had over twice as many strikeouts in his career despite playing three less seasons and 2000 less at-bats. I'll also take Brett's career .305 average over Schmidt's career .267 average.

Schmidt did strike out a lot but he also led the league in HR's 8 times and RBI's 4 times, BB's 3 times and OPS 5 times. All that and 9 gold gloves. I'll take the strikeouts. Brett was a great player but I'll take Michael Jack.

Side story about Brett. He used to bang a girl I went to high school with. He was in his 40's at the time and she was 19 or 20. She was really freaking hot too. So I got to give him props for that one.

As a lifelong (and suffering) Padre fan even I think Rivera is the best ever over my Hoffman. The postseason success is too much to ignore.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 09:31 PM

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Schmidt struck out too much for my taste. He had 12 seasons where he struck out 100 times or more and led the league in strikeouts four times. Brett struck out 908 times in 21 seasons, that is an average of 43 a year. Schmidt had over twice as many strikeouts in his career despite playing three less seasons and 2000 less at-bats. I'll also take Brett's career .305 average over Schmidt's career .267 average.

My mind is rotting, but good ol' Mike was a career Philly wasn't he?

I used to have his rookie card somewhere, acquired over 15 years ago, but I can't find the motherfucker for the life of me these days.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 10:57 PM

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Tony Twist should be on your fighting team. His mother was once thrown out of a game for slugging another fan who called her son a goon in the stands.

Yeah, that's "Oglethorpe-enough," you got me.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/17/09 11:05 PM

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G - Terry Sawchuk
D - Bobby Orr, Paul Coffey
RW - Rocket Richard
LW - Bobby Hull (would also accept Bob Gainey or Frank Mahovlich)
C - 99
Coach - Scotty Bowman

Hey fuckstick, separate your elbows from your asshole. If you think some douchebag was better than Paul Coffey, you have many, many Cups to answer to. in the meantime, just bow down to the old greats: they dominated the NHL like no one else in their time. i just might suck off guy laFlauer if it kept him alive for a few days.

Posted by: Kiss of Death

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/22/09 04:57 PM

Well if you are willing to blow the Flower,,,Then you must know all about Stan Jonathon....Worst beating i ever saw was the night he just about killed Bouchard..

So to pick Larry Playfair over Stanley Jonathon just don't cut the mustard..

Did that Hungwell dude really get banned...?

Posted by: Kiss of Death

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/22/09 08:43 PM

And lets not forget the "Boogy Man" Derek Boogaard ...This guy is probably one of the scariest dudes to ever lace up the blades...

The guy is a fucking animal..!

Posted by: †††

A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 02:07 PM

This is four you,,, Richard,,i know you have you're shit together,,... their are not many here,,,,but you can do it............

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 02:16 PM

Your not Bum-Fuck Willie are yea...???

Or maybe you"re his Penis-Pal Turd Goat..
Either way,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you bore me...!

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 02:24 PM

Richard... he used "their" wrong in his original post. You should have just filled in the spaces with the correct spelling in a different color and with a ! and turned the burn.

That's why I'm me and you're you.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 04:12 PM

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Richard... he used "their" wrong in his original post.

And, interestingly "four" as well. I hadn't seen that one before. I'm thinking it was intentional.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 04:23 PM

Good call... that's why we are us and he's him..and them.
HAW.

Posted by: Darrah Ford's ghost

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 04:31 PM

Willie doesn't have the time. Think about it.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 04:33 PM

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Good call... that's why we are us and he's him..and them.
HAW.

I think he's him because his mother did drugs during pregnancy.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 04:38 PM

Don't you have enough of your own threads to "taint"?.

Also... ever had garbage stuffed into your face then lit on fire. Cause I'm a firefighter baby, and I'd chop down your door (and boifriend) just to stifle the flames with my 12 gauge. Sounds hot huh?.

Posted by: Darrah Ford's ghost

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 04:41 PM

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Don't you have enough of your own threads to "taint"?.

Also... ever had garbage stuffed into your face then lit on fire. Cause I'm a firefighter baby, and I'd chop down your door (and boifriend) just to stifle the flames with my 12 gauge. Sounds hot huh?.

Was I talking to you? Willie is married and has a job last I remember. So he doesn't have the time that Mopez seems to have. I wasn't attacking anyone.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 04:43 PM

Avoidance/deflection...

Had dinner yet?.

Posted by: Darrah Ford's ghost

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 04:46 PM

Quote:

Avoidance/deflection...

Had dinner yet?.

We had pasta tonight. You?

Posted by: †††

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 04:47 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Avoidance/deflection...

Had dinner yet?.

We had pasta tonight. You?

Who's "We"? Your multiple personalities?

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 05:15 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Avoidance/deflection...

Had dinner yet?.

We had pasta tonight. You?

Who's "We"? Your multiple personalities?

ewww!!! I didn't think people who refer to their multiple personalities as "we" actually existed.

I call my lucky 7 "I", "I", "I", "I", "I", "I", "I" or "me", "me", "me", "me", "me", "me", "me". Since THAT'S what its all about. Ya know?

Darralon? Point is... I think you're too much of a fucking weirdo, seek help. ASAP!

Posted by: Darrah Ford's ghost

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 05:18 PM

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Point is... I think you're too much of a fucking weirdo, seek help. ASAP!

This coming from someone who worships Ted Bundy.

Posted by: †††

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 01/14/10 05:37 PM

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ewww!!! I didn't think people who refer to their multiple personalities as "we" actually existed.

I call my lucky 7 "I", "I", "I", "I", "I", "I", "I" or "me", "me", "me", "me", "me", "me", "me". Since THAT'S what its all about. Ya know?

the "We" was an allusion to her bf.

How was your dinner?

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 05:48 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Point is... I think you're too much of a fucking weirdo, seek help. ASAP!

This coming from someone who worships Ted Bundy.

I find it SO interesting that out of all the wonderful and awesome things about MY amaZING self, that is the one thing you hold closest to your heart.

Live.

@ Mopez. You talkin to me??

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 07:44 PM

Doubt he was but since you asked, how was dinner?.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 01/14/10 11:00 PM

who in the hell is darrah ford and more importantly, what is (was) she like?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 05/20/10 07:35 PM

I would LOVE an argument right now, but there's no one online worth arguing with. I've tried picking some, with less-than-stellar results. :sighs:

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/11/10 05:45 PM

I'm going to get some more bourbon. Any of you pussies feel like it, I'll be back in a few...

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/11/10 07:27 PM

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I'm going to get some more bourbon. Any of you pussies feel like it, I'll be back in a few...

I wouldn't mind arguing but don't have anything to argue about with you Jim B. How are you doing my friend?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/11/10 07:37 PM

I like you too, corndog, but I bumped this thread so how the fuck d'ya think I'm doing?

God hates me, so I'm taking it out on the first pantywaist that looks at me crosseyed.

Posted by: charin

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/11/10 08:01 PM

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/11/10 08:28 PM

How can any intelligent person hold the current POTUS, in office less than two year, as primarily responsible for disasters that have accumulated over decades?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/11/10 08:52 PM

Good night nurse, you're all fucking brain dead.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: A quiz for Hungwell - 07/11/10 08:59 PM

Seriously. Read more history and spend more time walking along a river deep in a forest, checking out 19th century architecture in an old American city, or cruising for pussy, and spend less time involved in organizational and bureaucratic matters.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/11/10 09:18 PM

Excuse you, you insufferably repetitive bore? Maybe if you got your provincial head out of your "bodymore" arse you'd rethink the above statement.

I like you, Ivor. I really do. But fer fucks sake STFU already. You've been at it for how long now? We got it: You either just retired or got laid off. Either way, you have a shitload more time on your hands lately and you're bitter about something. So why not just spit it out instead of assuaging yerself by proxy with this adelhorst shite.

C'mon. Spill it.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/11/10 09:24 PM

Careful, you have to reel this one in slow. Not a violent jerking motion to set the hook, but a smooth pull so he doesn't know he's fighting for keeps until you gaffe him.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/11/10 09:26 PM

Nosy, I'm fishing with hand grenades tonight. I've had enough of technique.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/11/10 09:57 PM

You gonna scare him back to that AWOP thread everyone stopped reading about 3 posts in.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 04:18 AM

Guessed well on the broad factual outlines, missed the mark on the specifics, although Baltimore is the place to be working, retired, or unemployed if one seeks an enjoyable modo de vivir rather than a rat=race existence.. Once more with feeling, Mencken's "On Living in Baltimore" is a wonderful read on this issue, and the whole essay can be turned up on a Google search. Am a typical provincial who really values things like a few hours deep in the forest with the deer, fox, beaver, geese, great blue herons etcetera and an attractive Baltimore female who doesn't labor under the delusion that she shits nuggets of gold. The worst thing is that we are content down here without the dazzle and sizzle of the town so nice they named it twice and everything costs twice as much as it does down here.. Then there is the fact that I have almost an hour to fuck around online before I set off for my 9am meeting. We have fun doin' it Baltimore-style, but we always keep in mind that we are by no means the supermen that master the universe up there in the Apple, and we want you to know that we hold our collective breaths in admiration for all that is accomplished up there, and we don't hold the panic of 2008 against y'all, y'all remain our heroes and objects of our veneration.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 12:39 PM

Okay I'll throw one out there. Who the fuck does Derek Jeter think he is? If he wants a recording of Bob Sheppard introducing him when he bats in the All-Star Game then fine. I'm good with that. I think it is a great idea. For him to want to use that same recording for the rest of his career is too much.

I don't know who is or who will be announcing Yankees batters now. I don't know how good they are or how long they will be doing it. I do know that if I was the guy who will be doing it from now on I interpret this demand by Jeter as Jeter telling me I suck and that he wants the old guy back. Some people may think so what, big deal. Now say Posada decides he wants a recording of Sheppard announcing him whenever he comes up to the plate, then Riviera decides he wants a tape of Sheppard announcing him whenever he enters the game, so on and so on. Then you have the Sabathias who do not have a recording of Sheppard introducing them and are stuck with the new guy. If you hire someone to announce the team then he announces everyone on that team, no exceptions. If you are going to go this route then just lock Vin Scully in a studio somewhere in March and let him read the entire roster of every team in baseball. Then just cut that up and give copies of it to all the teams. Jeter may want to just pay tribute to Sheppard but he comes off as an attention whore by doing this.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 01:46 PM

Jeter is far from an attention whore. You never see or hear from the guy in the offseason. I'm sure it is just a show of respect for a guy that was part of the Yankee family for 50+ years. As for the Posadas and Sabathias wanting special treatment too, fuck em. I don't see a C on their uniform, so they don't get the same treatment.

Side note: Posada is much more vocal than Mr. Never Ruffle a Feather Derek. I think he would have been a better captain, but he isn't, so no Bob Sheppard for him.

Finally, you are really reaching hard for another reason to hate Jeter for this to get you POed. If Jeter played for the Cubs and never won a thing, he'd be fucking cannonized by baseball fans. Instead he plays in the biggest market for the winningest team, gets the press that goes along with it, never accused of juice, never beat his girl, or got caught doing something stupid, and everyone hates him. His five fucking rings are paying for the KC Royals executives bonuses, cause the owner doesn't put the revenue sharing money into the team. You wanna fucking hate on someone, hate the pathetic fuck that runs your team.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 02:15 PM

wondering if I should tell the guy i broke up with weeks ago, 'call me when you're off drugs. seriously, i'd love to try again. but you need to be off drugs. and i don't mean off drugs for 3 seconds."

Posted by: cqd

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 02:22 PM

Probably not. I know when women call me up with any kind of ultimatums or demands that I change the conversation doesn't go too far.

Let this one go.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 02:27 PM

Junkies are less trustworthy than whores G, and you know this.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 02:28 PM

Quote:

wondering if I should tell the guy i broke up with weeks ago, 'call me when you're off drugs. seriously, i'd love to try again. but you need to be off drugs. and i don't mean off drugs for 3 seconds."

If you want a solution to your relationship problems you could start by dating men instead of boys.

BAM!

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 02:38 PM

I would, but you're always on business travel.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 02:54 PM

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 03:05 PM

If Gia was like other women she would stick with guy through everything and try help and change him then as soon as he does change she'd cheat on him with his best friend or NA sponsor then blame him for it because he isn't the same man she fell in love with anymore. Meanwhile Conq will have been sitting the wings all friend zoned and listening to Gia complain about the guy through the whole ordeal from the beginning and hoping she'll see light and dump the loser and give him a piece of ass instead which will never happen becasue Conq is such a "nice guy" and she doesn't want to ruin their friendship with sex.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 03:06 PM

I'm seriously too lazy and self-absorbed for all that.

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 03:07 PM

Quote:

I'm seriously too lazy and self-absorbed for all that.

I did say if you were like other women. lol

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 03:08 PM

^^^Dat nigga don't lie.^^^^

Posted by: cqd

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 04:51 PM

I don't want anything to do with Gia after reading about that burned/shredded shirt thing.

Gia is a great cyber-acquaintance but she is too crazy for me. And I'm bringing plenty of crazy of my own to the deal.

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 06:14 PM

Quote:

I don't want anything to do with Gia after reading about that burned/shredded shirt thing.

Gia is a great cyber-acquaintance but she is too crazy for me. And I'm bringing plenty of crazy of my own to the deal.

She can boil my pet rabbit in a pot like in "Fatal Attraction" as long as I get to tap that ass

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 07:21 PM

I would perform all sorts of favors for Gia, but like many of us with a dark outlook on life, we have made choices in mates that merely serve to creat a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 07:38 PM

Gia trends towards Peter Pan, waifish boys who barely need to shave. Likely she will do this all her life. We all have our weaknesses.

The beauty of Gia is she recognizes this. I would like to see a Gia/Have2cit meet and greet though.

This stuff hardly constitutes arguing.

Posted by: charin

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 08:00 PM

Johnny Cash was a Morse Intercept Operator in the Air Force Security Service. He could copy 35 WPM. He was stationed in Germany and may have been the first American to know of Stalin's death.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 08:10 PM

Quote:

Johnny Cash was a Morse Intercept Operator in the Air Force Security Service. He could copy 35 WPM. He was stationed in Germany and may have been the first American to know of Stalin's death.

I knew that. Drinks on the house!

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/12/10 08:31 PM

Best current historical research indicates that Stalin's inner circle knew they were about to be subjected to a bloody purge, and assisted Stalin's departure from this veil of tears.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/14/10 06:39 AM

Nice job managing the All-Star game Girardi. You have the three best closers in the American League in your bullpen with a 1-0 lead in the seventh inning and you bring out Phil Hughes. Plus you burn through your bench so you have no one to pinch run for Ortiz in the ninth inning and he gets thrown out at 2nd on a bloop single to right field.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 07/14/10 07:07 AM

All Star Game is a joke. They should do USA vs. World, that would be fun.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 11/03/11 07:07 PM

I am presented with a rare combination of animosity and opportunity. My team lost last weekend. I lost a friend Tuesday. Another went into Hospice today.

So bring it, but bring it quick- I can't be dicking around with you bastards all night. I will use google, drudge and huff post to argue about anything tonight.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 11/05/11 06:15 PM

Fuck your team.

Fuck both your friends (not physically, unless she was a chick, but necro is gross, so I digress).

Fuck you.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 11/05/11 09:08 PM

Fuck you. You are a day and a half later than me at my angriest. I won the interwebs and by extension, the World, when no one responded.

It's good to be King.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 11/06/11 07:33 AM

Bullshit. FWIW, I AM NOT cleaning your royal penis, your royal highness.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/19/12 09:37 PM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

Riviera is the most overrated closer in baseball history. The only reason everyone sucks his nuts is because he has spent his entire career as a Yankee when his entire team has pretty much been an all star team. Put him in a Milwaukee Brewer or Pittsburgh Pirate uniform for his career and no one would ever have heard of him.

OK, TUP, 3 years later, Mariano still at the top of the game, you still feel this way??? Sure, if he was on a shit team like the Pirates, he wouldn't be as big of a star as he is, because he wouldn't have all those post season records.

Dude is money, and has been the most important Yankee since the day he took over the closer job. Most regular season saves, most postseason saves, and he'da have an easy 50 more in the regular season, if Torre didn't baby him in Aug & Sept all those years, saving him for the post season. Yeah, he's had a couple fuck ups in big games, but he been in so many of them, it's bound to happen from time to time.

Relievers usually have a prime of 5 or so years. Mo has gone 15 years of dominance, with one fucking pitch, in the toughest division in baseball. Boston, Toronto, late 90's Orioles, current Rays, no other division is that deep year in and year out.

603 saves, 1111 Ks in 1211.1 IP. 14 seasons over 30 saves, 8 of them 40+, 2 50+. 11 seasons with an ERA under 2.00. 5x top 5 for Cy Young, 2x top 10 for MVP. If you are into advanced stats, which I'm not, his ERA+ is the best all time, 52 points ahead of Pedro Martinez in second.

Check this line out

96 games, 8-1 record, 0.70 ERA, 42 saves, 141 IP, 110 Ks

that is his post season record. It is fucking SICK.

How about this:

64 games, 1-2, 1.91 ERA, 44 saves, 61.1 IP, 60Ks

Last is last year, at 41 years old, in his 17th season.

In conclusion, hate the uniform all you want, I know how it is, but you gotta be on powerful meds to think Mariano isn't the greatest reliever of all time. You need a face to hate, then hate on A-Rod, or Jeter, or Tex.

P.S. I am happy as a pig in shit that Andy Pettitte is back.

Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/28/12 10:40 AM

Baseball is a game for slow people.

Posted by: cqd

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/28/12 10:45 AM

Being a sports fan is the sign of an idiot.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/28/12 10:59 AM

Posted by: cqd

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/28/12 11:21 AM

The need to be part of something larger than yourself. I don't need that so I think It's stupid when people do.

If you have ever said "we won" and you are referring to a team you do not play for you a pathetic idiot.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/28/12 03:53 PM

i never us 'we' for a team i support. and i love the shit out of some sports. Yeah there is a ton of bullshit on some levels, but i dig the fact that it's still (mostly) a meritocracy. you fucking suck, you lose your job to someone who is good.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/28/12 04:35 PM

I always hated that "we" shit too. Ky. basketball "fans" are the worst. A huge percentage of them that rant and rave about them don't even know when they play their next game or are able to name more than one player on the team.
Having said that. Sports is good. Most of the time.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/28/12 10:26 PM

Sports is good for a good reason. It's important to be able to step back and think about those reasons.

That said, yeah, I agree with anything anyone says about UK basketball fans. What kind of fanbase places bkb above ncaafb?

Posted by: cqd

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/29/12 12:18 AM

I just want to understand how 2 people can love their chosen spectator sport with the exact same intensity but:

Football fan says "we won/lost" after a game.

Tennis fan says "player X won/lost" after a game.

Can someone explain that in a way which is better or more respectful than my explanation? Which is just that football fans are stupid and NEED to feel like they are part of something larger than themselves. And tennis fans have a realistic view of their favorite sport?

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/29/12 02:17 AM

Not really into team sports, although I can watch and enjoy most of them when hanging out and drinking beers (soccer, rugby and basketball are my favourites then). For me, boxing is the only 'sport' I really enjoy watching and following and that's as far from the strange 'we' shit as one can get.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/29/12 03:20 AM

It's not as complicated or as deep as you make it out to be. Football is a team sport...hence "We". Boxing and singles Tennis is an individual sport, so "He". I do know people who say "We're back" whenever Tiger Woods does well so it's definitely not a hard and fast rule.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/29/12 09:03 AM

I think a lot of the "we" stuff stems from the fact that the person that is a fan of the team generally supports them by purchasing tickets, attending games, buying merchandise, etc, so they feel like they are apart of it. Yes it is the owner that signs the players' checks, but it is the fans that gladly hand the owner the money to do it.

Then you can just go to "us vs. them." Yankees/Phillies World Series from a couple years ago. New York beat Philly. Modern day war between city/states for bragging rights. Instead of NYC sending 10K troops to burn Philly to the ground, they send 25 guys w/ bats and gloves to take their pride. Instead of looting treasures, the winner gets a ring. Instead of raping their women, the players fuck their strippers.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/29/12 03:43 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Then you can just go to "us vs. them." Yankees/Phillies World Series from a couple years ago. New York beat Philly. Modern day war between city/states for bragging rights. Instead of NYC sending 10K troops to burn Philly to the ground, they send 25 guys w/ bats and gloves to take their pride. Instead of looting treasures, the winner gets a ring. Instead of raping their women, the players fuck their strippers.

Further to this, within NYC, each major sport has two teams, so there's intra-city rivalry as well as inter-city rivalry.

I'm really not a huge sports fan, but there's a couple of friends at work I like giving shit when my Giants have a better week then their Jets.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/29/12 04:03 PM

Man, I don't even want to hear about the Jets, w/ this T-Bo A-hole. I'm just going to be rooting for my fantasy teams until he crashes and burns and sets the Jets back 5 years.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 03/30/12 06:01 AM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

Better question, what kind of fan bases get into fights at a dialysis clinic?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/01/12 06:36 AM

If one of those guys turns out to BDM I. Just. Don't. Want. To. Know.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 04/01/12 08:08 AM

Nah too old for me and I carry a gun ! [and I hate both Ky. and Louis. with a passion ]

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 11/13/12 04:24 PM

This thread is here for you, people. We need it during these trying times.

Motherfuckers in Columbia SC decided they wanted a local sales tax so what did they do? They provided way less than the State mandated number of voting machines to precincts that had voted it down before. People in "Red" precincts encountered 2-3 hr lines. In a manner as ridiculous as the 59 precincts in Philly without a single Romney vote. Sometimes you cheat so hard, you get caught.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 11/13/12 10:32 PM

You ever been to Philly? Only people that live in Philly proper are black, gay, students or homeless. I think they got some chinks too, but they aint citizens. The Romney voters are in the surrounding counties, and there are tons of old school union Democrats living with them.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Anyone feel like arguing? - 11/14/12 01:36 PM

It's not bad when Libs cheat. They're saving the world.

Anyone feel like arguing?