Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0912:28 AM
Ok guys... I need to VENT! With permission from the beloved Monkey, I have decided to post a couple of my pet peeves...from both on and off the porn set. I'm sure there's some things make you want to crawl up the wall. Some people out there who work in customer service that you would like to smack upside the head. Industryfolk: all of these crazy whores piss you off, right? I mean, they piss me the fuck off, and I am one!
To get the ranting and shit-slinging going, I have been brainstorming. Easy openers include "don't you hate it when..." or "this shit really pissed me off today..." or my personal favorite "you know what really grinds my gears?"
So I'll start.
I hate it when I'm the only sucker on set with baby wipes. I have witnessed girls use damn near a whole pack of 100 during a messy anal scene. Bring your own damn wipes and skip the snacks before you work, missy!
I also hate it when I'm at the grocery store and there is a genius in front of me who thinks he/she is smart enough to work the self-scan machine. If you can't find the produce button and you're going to spend ten minutes looking for it, use the store clerk. If you can't read or understand English, go to the store clerk. If you have a shopping cart full of food, and you're looking at me with my nail polish and cotton balls, go to the fucking store clerk and let me get on with my life!
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0902:21 AM
Quote: I hate it when I'm the only sucker on set with baby wipes. I have witnessed girls use damn near a whole pack of 100 during a messy anal scene. Bring your own damn wipes and skip the snacks before you work, missy!
Wait, they don't supply this stuff on set? I hope you are keeping your recipts because those are tax right offs. Please tape yourself explaining why you need to right off 150 boxes of baby wipes for work purposes to your accountant and send it to me.
Quote: I also hate it when I'm at the grocery store and there is a genius in front of me who thinks he/she is smart enough to work the self-scan machine. If you can't find the produce button and you're going to spend ten minutes looking for it, use the store clerk. If you can't read or understand English, go to the store clerk. If you have a shopping cart full of food, and you're looking at me with my nail polish and cotton balls, go to the fucking store clerk and let me get on with my life!
I'll tell you why people do that without a good understanding of how to operate simple functioning machines. Because it helps fulfill a fantasy of being a check out chick/guy, it gives you the fix of seeing what its like to be one, even be it for a minute (or in the case of the people you line up behind 15 minutes). When i was a young boy I went go karting maybe 2-3 times and each time I was shocked not only by the amount of grown men who were riding the cars but the amount of enjoyment they got from it, these same guys who drive cars everyday without a hint of joy. There isn't really a point to this, just a nugget of childhood memory.
My pet Peeves
Really, mind numbingly stupid girls who I want to have sex with. This is a recent issue for me, ive never really fucked really stupid women before, or tried, most if not all (apart from when I lost my virginity) of the women ive slept with ive liked, not just been physically attracted to but found their personality attractive on some level, im now fishing in a shallow pond at the moment, so im not afforded the selection I once was. Im not opposed to sleeping with stupid women, I just don't know how to talk to them, what do they like? what do they want to hear? its like they speak a different language, and im not exactly a rocket surgeon myself, im certainly not studying to become a brain scientist but ive come across a lot of them of late, many of who id love to put my penis in but can't get in on their level. Im thinking of buying all of lil wayne's albums and watching a few ashton kutcher movies this weekend to see if it opens any doors.
Crippled Perverts another pet peeve, this board is only big enough for one and the monkey has laid claim to that title.
Ellen as a person, entertainer and lesbian
The fact I don't like nor have I ever liked adam sandler movies yet I watch them whenever they come out and feel disgusted with myself after.
im sure ive got a lot more but ive typed enough and my head hurts.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0902:40 AM
A+ Marley, you just killed it with that AC Cream cap. My peeves:
1) airlines that refuse to improve their flight attendant pool's attractiveness by making mullets and orange lipstick non-mandatory.
2) resorting to using my tears as lube while masturbating, under certain circumstances.
3) people that start out on XPT mellow, then one day a switch flips and their minds begin to race at warp 5, and they can't ever seem to reel it back in. i don't fault them, there must be something else at play. didn't the nazi's used to put something in the water?
4) cactus jumpers that accost me outside home depot and want to come home to help with whatever they think i've got goin on.
5) camryn manheim, because her tender touch has eluded me all these years. the physicality is supposedly unmatched.
6) tubs of goo like AC Cream and Swami that have ruined PW stalking on myspace for normal guys, thanks to their flop sweat years of heavy breathing and number begging, which has scared the girls into high alert like a pack of meerkats.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0904:14 AM
Lots of little things make me mad:
- forever fumbling around for my keys or lighter cause I've got way too many pockets going on
- hip new non-smoking areas that tell me I can't smoke within 9 meters of the door, even though there are usually one or two ashtrays fixed to the wall as soon as you step outside
- being stuck behind a black person in a bank or supermarket line. they are genentically programmed to make the line move slower, usually by forgetting their bank card and account number, or by arguing about an item's price, insisting they were sure it was on sale.
- mouth breathers
- wiggers. there's nothing cool about pretending to be a black guy who can't spell, speak properly, or figure out that those XXXL jeans were not made for a 30 inch waste
- fat welfare moms that have three kids who are three different colours
- plastic grocery bags rustling in the wind in the back seat of my car
- day 2 of my wife's menstrual cycle
- pot smokers who have gone so far down the rabbithole that they actually believe weed is no longer illegal
- guys and girlfriends wearing matching pink tshirts or basball hats
- in-depth political discussions on a fucking porn board
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0909:16 AM
1) People in general 2) People in specific 3) Road Rage 4) cutting in lines 5) loud & obnoxious retards 6) the culture industry 7) the misinformation society 8) general modern rudeness 9) organised religions 10) tolerance for intolerence
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0909:33 AM
Alcoholism devastating my family for three generations and killing my lover Tonya at 31.
Cancer killing my mother at 32, when I was 6, and killing most of my family in their 60's or 70's.
Not being told about the history of heart disease on my father's side because my grandfather committed a heinous crime I was not told of until I was in my late 30's.
Losing half my money.
My evil stepmother. I believe in an everlasting Hell just in the hopes that the bitch is roasting there.
Disco.
The designated hitter.
But really, most of all, when nobody listens to something I feel strongly about.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0909:37 AM
my pet peeves:
Chicks that tell you their fantasies, then when you try and make them happen, they look at you like your an asshole that pulled the idea out of left field.
Pennsylvania drivers on the New Jersey Turnpike doing 70 in the left hand lane.
Baptist church vans from MD or VA that change lanes without signaling or looking.
Cashiers that get confused when your bill is $16.37 and you give them $21.37, so you just get back a 5.
People with side by side tandem strollers instead of one behind the other, who then start bugging because they can't fit through the aisles in a store.
Porn sites that use DRM.
Weed dealers that say they got it on them, and when you show up you wind up driving around the ghetto for an hour. Even worse when they finally tell you to park and wait, and 2 little black girls stare at you then run and tell grandpa that there is a white dude in the neighbor hood, so he comes out to stare too.
The stale smell of goat in Pakistani bodegas, because they have their coolers set at about 60 degrees.
People that are scared of how narrow the Goethals Bridge is so they straddle the lanes keeping anyone from passing their slow half retarded asses.
Finally
Women in GI-NORMUS suvs that can't park the fucking things.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0912:52 PM
Quote: Some people out there who work in customer service that you would like to smack upside the head.
Here's the view from the other side of the road.
1. People who want to haggle the price on everything like they are shopping at a bazaar in Tijuana. The price listed is the price we sell it at, we'll let you know if there are any exceptions.
2. People who have to take the computer keyboard/clock radio/computer speakers/whatever else they can get their grubby, uncoordinated hands on out of the box before buying and have better things to do than put it back in the box when they decide they don't want it.
3. People who decide they really don't need those frozen waffles/corn dogs/carton of eggs/five pound chub of hamburger/gallon of milk/frozen pizza/gallon of ice cream/etc. and just shove it behind something on a shelf in the hardware section of the store where no one will find it until 15 hours later instead of putting it back in a freezer/cooler where it belongs.
3. People who are too Goddamned, motherfucking, cocksucking, baby fiddling, small animal molesting, lazy too raise their motherfucking arm up six Goddamned inches to put something back on the peg hook that they used that same motherfucking arm to pull off thirty seconds ago and instead just drop it on the floor.
4. Fat/lazy/tired but otherwise perfectly healthy people riding the handicapped friendly motorized carts all over the store. Hey Bluto see that flabby pinkish white innertube around your gut, if you'd would get off your damn fat lazy ass and walk somewhere you might be able to count how many toes you have instead.
5. People who actually think I am stupid enough to accept that $1800 check for a new plasma TV, Xbox 360 Elite, and Blu-Ray player they have in their cart without any form of I.D. Same thing when a guy tries to buy the same stuff when the first name on both the I.D. (which is the same temporary D.L. he has been giving me for the last six months. I've got news for you pal, the DMV is slow but they aren't that slow. It's never taken them more than two weeks to mail my new D.L. to me.) has a first name of Linda on it and the check he gives me has whiteout over half the account numbers.
6. People who badger me with 25 questions about a product, all of which can be answered simply by reading the fucking box. I am not exaggerating when I say at least 80% of the questions shoppers ask about something I can answer simply by doing this.
7. People who have 468 items in their cart and wait until they are checking out to decide which 274 they don't want.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0901:50 PM
1. People who still say the 'www' before the web address.
2. Cars that don't take advantage of the huge gap in front of them during rush hour traffic on the interstate.
3. Windows open in cars. Yes, I'm the odd man out here, but I hate the sound of the wind, the road, and the outside world. I like driving in an uber swift shit kicking living room on wheels.
4. Curtains open in my house.
5. Magnets on the refrigerator.
6. Clutter
7. People who don't turn the station when a commercial comes on the radio.
8. Drummy Tappy people. You know, those who feel the need to fill up dead space or a lull in the conversation with some form of whistling, tapping, humming, drumming on something.
9. Drummy Tappy people who use being a musician for an excuse for being a Drummy Tappy. Look, I'm a photographer and you don't see me going around squeezing my fingers like a viewfinder when I see stuff.
10. Wasteful people. Don't turn the fucking water on until you're undressed and ready to actually shower. I don't care if water's free in your apartment. Don't let the waiter fill your water glass if you're not gonna drink it. Nor do you need a bag if that MAC Lip Glass you're purchasing can fit in your purse.
11. Girls that tan to look more toned. You know what makes you look more toned? Carrying your own fucking suitcase.
12. Directors who don't have the balls to tell girls that their boyfriends/husbands/handlers/publicists cannot come on set.
13. Girls who think pets are accessories.
14. Guys who text to ask you on dates. Tacky.
15. Dates who call to tell you they're here. This is the modern day version of honking the horn in the driveway. There is ample parking on my street and sometimes god forbid you have to drive a block to find it. It's not like I live in mid-town Manhattan in a four story walk-up.
16. Guys who try to kiss your hand upon first introduction like they're Sir Fucking Lancelot. I'm all for chivalry. In fact, you'd better know what side of the sidewalk to walk on with me, but now you're trying too hard and I don't need you slobbering all over me.
17. MySpace pages that take more than 3 seconds to load. Beyond that, I won't look at your page. I don't care that you made those youtube clips before you dropped out of Art Institute.
18. The fact that I can't fast fwd past the FBI warning when I watch porn.
19. People who give directions using landmarks instead of street names.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0902:39 PM
honestly i expected more, Lou. not good to keep it bottled up. i'm sure you've got a few. maybe start with the index.dat file? shit breathed co-workers? jewish dentists with fatfingers? malcolm x? whatevs..
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0902:45 PM
Caring is sharing and well, I don't care.
I generally settle shit on the spot except for the Carl thing. And now that NASCAR season has started we've found common ground. We talk racing every Monday and I always have to hold back a laugh because even though she's a Jeff Gordon fan she looks like Jimmy Spencer.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0902:46 PM
1. Talent who doesn't show up with their AIM test. Taking time to look it up on the computer is time that we can be shooting. I rent location time by the hour. Do the math. No, looking up your results on your iPhone isn't good enough. 2. Bitches bringing their dogs to set. 3. Bitches setting their dog out in the car while they're shooting. 4. Trash cans without liners. 5. Waiters who think you're cheap because you didn't order wine. 6. Oil and vinegar with bread instead of butter. 7. Off brand ketchups. 8. When margins get fucked up in Excel. 9. Whores calling the office asking to remove threads. 10. Chicks that wear hats.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0903:39 PM
Quote: I guess life must be pretty relaxing when you smoke meth all day while your mom watches the kids.
Don't have a mommy or a daddy. Gonna make fun of this too. Go ahead it beats the fuck out of your repetitive "meth mommy jokes". I'm sorry to burst your bubble but nothing ANYONE says here bothers me and that seems to be a pet peeve among lots of you. Yes?
Here's a peeve, well not so much "peeve", I'd rather call it pity..
People who take their life too seriously in general, BUT EVEN WORSE people who take INTERNET LIFE seriously at all. I don't call that living. Just sad, really.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0906:40 PM
Quote:
Don't have a mommy or a daddy. Gonna make fun of this too. Go ahead it beats the fuck out of your repetitive "meth mommy jokes".
Too bad you're supposed to be a "Mommy" yourself. You fail at that.
Judging by your post count today I guess CPS came and took your kids in for "evaluation" for a few hours. That's what- four or five days of free babysitting you've gotten from them this month and it's not over yet.
Boyfriend (not to be confused with either baby's Daddy) found a job yet? Gotta get him out of the house too, so you can leave that xxxporntalk window open and not miss a thing.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0907:15 PM
Quote:
1. People who want to haggle the price on everything like they are shopping at a bazaar in Tijuana. The price listed is the price we sell it at, we'll let you know if there are any exceptions.
Thank you! just bought groceries and that happens at my spot all the time. Related to that:
People who count out the fucking change for their purchase. Yeah, bitch, I know you owe 12.53 but we're in a fucking hurry so just hand the gal a 20 instead of digging in your fucking purse for the 53 cents.
People who pay debit/credit card for fucking everything. Again, bitch, I got places to be.You can't pay cash for your fucking tea? "Well it's a conveeeeeeeeeeeeeenience thing".
Really? How? Waiting for you to punch in a bunch of shit and waiting for approval is faster? Is money really heavy or something? Is there a scarcity of ATMS? Carry some fucking money around for fuck's sake....
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0908:38 PM
-- Whores who I have seen more than twice without negative incident or problems, who actually count the money RIGHT after I point out the envelope to them when they arrive. Fuck you; I will make it a point to call you ONE MORE time and I WILL jip you out of a couple 50s and act totally clueless about it when you complain ("Huh? The envelope is short how much??? It was all there a minute ago.....well listen, I'm REALLY HORNY NOW, I havent jerked off in 8 days and I have been saving this HUGE load Jusssssst for you baby so dont worry, I'll definitely make the $$$ up to you NEXT visit, ok (lie)? Now ....JUST OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH."
-- JG Wentworth "Cash now" commercials.
-- Whores who forget to wiggle their tongue inside the peehole when giving a blowjob. That's like forgetting the cheese on a pizza. FAIL. No tip. Lose Number. Good bye.
-- Able Bodied Smelly Monkeys pretending to be crippled when their disability is actually Moral (NOT MENTAL, MORAL). How on earth can you possibly dislike, resent or be jealous of a crippled gimp, no matter how intelligent, interesting, magnanimous, wealthy, articulate, handsome or great a cook he actually is? I may be superior to you in 99.9% of all life's areas and aspects, but the fact remains YOU can always piss standing up, whereas I must have at least one metal bar riveted to the wall next to the crapper AND I must be 100% sober to even attempt to pee standing up...and I will probably need a nurse_whore assistant to hold my pecker anyway >>>> good thing I am intelligent, interesting, magnanimous, wealthy, articulate, handsome etc.....
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Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0908:57 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/19/0910:41 PM
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Don't have a mommy or a daddy. Gonna make fun of this too. Go ahead it beats the fuck out of your repetitive "meth mommy jokes".
Too bad you're supposed to be a "Mommy" yourself. You fail at that.
Judging by your post count today I guess CPS came and took your kids in for "evaluation" for a few hours. That's what- four or five days of free babysitting you've gotten from them this month and it's not over yet.
Boyfriend (not to be confused with either baby's Daddy) found a job yet? Gotta get him out of the house too, so you can leave that xxxporntalk window open and not miss a thing.
Pet Peeve:
Technical derail/spam going unnoticed. Meanwhile, other's don't. So what are you gonna do?!
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/20/0904:29 AM
Internet Explorer 7. It's slow as fuck and Google Chrome kicks its ass.
Soccor moms in their big fucking SUV's talking on their cell phone, doing 40 in a 55, while hauling around their huge family of 1 kid.
Frauds. Don't act like something you're not. (This is a real life issue, not internet).
This board not using vBulletin.
People that have millionaire brothers who won't ask them for some help instead ask me for help when I can barely cover my mortgage and the pot I piss in (another real life issue and not internet).
People that smoke so much they smell like a smoke stack. Your breath is off the fucking charts. Dentyne, mouth wash, bleach, Draino. For fuck's sake take care of that stinky shit.
People wanting to shake my hand when they meet me. Hey, if I want shit on my hand I'll go into the bathroom and stick my finger up my own ass. I don't know where your hand as been. Closed fist bump is just as good, however I may start bowing like the Japs do.
smiling arab not coming back here.
People who are habitually late.
Never will have the luxury of Gia, Moxxie, or Marley sitting on my face.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/20/0907:37 AM
Quote: Imagine the following. On your Monday at work you are brought to a room where on the other side of a chain link fence resides 20 or so drug addicts, convicted felons, meth heads, child molesters, thiefs and other perverts. Some are coming off of their weekend of drug abuse and are sleeping in chairs.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/20/0909:15 AM
BIFF wisely peeved:
Quote: This board not using vBulletin.
Amen brutha. Sure there's a small charm to the antique that is the current system, but if Malice finds a way to allow us to embed videos in posts then there's some fun to be had.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/20/0903:42 PM
Let's see...
Backhanded compliments.
Example: I get to set and the first thing I hear is "Oh, Marley?! Oh wow, you look so much better than in the pictures I saw!" Gee thanks, I think. And which pictures did you see?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/20/0903:47 PM
Babe, don't take it as a backhand compliment. It's more of a real compliment. Maybe you haven't shot with the right photographer yet to really capture you.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/20/0904:30 PM
Thanks, girl. That's a good way to look at it! By the way I loved your pet peeve list and agree with damn near every point, but seriously, do you take headshots?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/21/0901:48 PM
People who take massive shits in bars and restaurants. Dude, I'm taking a leak before my main course. The horrid stench of your massive turd and the grunting and gurgling noises emanating from that stall are making my appetite vanish. Did you not go before you left the house?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/22/0907:21 PM
....and not as in "shower" ! Or maybe it is. Be careful lectro ! One of my myspace friends let a loon get a little too close to her and he beat the shit out of her. Now she has to change ID's constantly to avoid his stalking ass !
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/22/0907:32 PM
I hate that deposed prince from Nigeria. I sent him a check for $1500 and am still waiting for my $100,000 he said he would send me now that his account is available! If he doesn't come thru soon I 'm going to cash this check I just got from another email offer.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/22/0907:56 PM
The incessant, wasteful bulky junk mail that ends up in my mailbox everyday. If the mailmans sack weighs 30 lbs, I guarantee 29 of it is throw away garbage mail. The Post Office was dumb enough to give direct mailers a huge discount on postage years ago, now it clogs up the system and we're all stuck with it.
People ahead of me at the deli counter ordering 1/8 of a pound of this and a 1/4 of a pound of that, 2 slices of cheese etc etc. Live large, get a half pound of everything and enjoy yourself.
Members of my gym that leave the showers on and walk away. One clown actually explained it away by claiming that "well it all ends in the same place anyway".
The effeminate male douchebags that populate the Food Channel at night. Who needs to make a 12 ft. cake that looks like a snow covered Eiffel Tower? Just do decent dishes, explain how it's done and that's that.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/22/0908:12 PM
So Mark wins... I spent the weekend in Brossard Canada here. The effeminate Quebecois trash that occupied those rinks brought "the ghey" like you read about. Based on the level of play and the natives(habs) reactions I'm not really sure how Canada represents modern day hockey.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/23/0912:11 AM
Disturbing to say the least, it looks as though she is in an institution and they tie her down a great deal. Her eyes are haunting, so much sadness and pain, her doll must be the only comfort she has. Maybe it represents a long lost child, one that she screams for day and night, untill the doll is in her arms again, only ropes can keep her put.
I feel as though, after seeing it, I only have "7 days.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/23/0907:35 PM
^^OH MY that is some picture.
Internet tough guys who wont state their true identity. People who spit in the street. People who blow their nose at the dinner table. People of click their gum while in a conversation. Dirty fingernails and any gender picking whats under their fingernails. Drunk people who seem to lose every fucking thing. Drunk Drivers. Cheap tippers/people who want to split a check 100 ways and count each and everything someone had. People going to someone's home without a gift. Just showing up at someone's home without calling first. People who talk during the movies or have their cellphone on and will answer it after it rang 7 times. People who put their feet on the back of movie chairs while someone is sitting in that seat. People who bring kids to a 10pm showing of an R rated film. find a babysitter you fucking lowlife or stay the fuck at home and rent a tape. Dogs running off leash, when you have dog agressive dogs. People who dont pick up dog shit.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/23/0907:40 PM
How the fuck do you people keep track of all that shit?. Seriously... I can tick off half of Gypsys list and theres no way I wouldn't deal with that shit on the spot... making it their problem.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/23/0907:47 PM
Quote: How the fuck do you people keep track of all that shit?. Seriously... I can tick off half of Gypsys list and theres no way I wouldn't deal with that shit on the spot... making it their problem.
I agree Lou and Ive had many many fights, some to the point where I got arrested, but you have to be careful now and days and pick and chose your battles, cause a dumb motherfucker wouldn't think twice about taking out a gun and shooting you. Its happened over nonsense and still happens. So ya gotta be careful, although when I see people doing certain things like spitting on the sidewalk, I say something, I actually say too much sometimes. You may hear about me in the papers one day. And the nose blowing, not necessarily at my table, but in restaurants, people do, do this, and not in a greasy spoon either. Its sickening. And my neighborhood is very nice and well kept then we get these fucking idiot yuppies who think they are still in Maine and their dogs can shit anywhere cause there's a park nearby. WTF? I hate people.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/23/0908:14 PM
Quote: Mehhh.. that's another world. Where I live you can carry as long as it's not concealed. I'm not saying I carry but it works both ways.
Unfortunately you cant carry here, you have to be a certain type of worker and have your cars, id and all that shit. We need to have more freedom here, but then again, they're already killing each other like crazy, imagine if we were allowed to carry it?
Scary shit.
I wouldnt mind having a nice little HI-Point CF380 Pistol, in my purse. I like those, and they're very attractive. Cheap too, for 160.00 I can get a brand new one. I like these too CZ-USA 75B
but thats about 600.00...still worth it in my opinion.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/23/0908:39 PM
Quote:
Quote: Mehhh.. that's another world. Where I live you can carry as long as it's not concealed. I'm not saying I carry but it works both ways.
Unfortunately you cant carry here, you have to be a certain type of worker and have your cars, id and all that shit. We need to have more freedom here, but then again, they're already killing each other like crazy, imagine if we were allowed to carry it? Scary shit. I wouldnt mind having a nice little HI-Point CF380 Pistol, in my purse. I like those, and they're very attractive. Cheap too, for 160.00 I can get a brand new one. I like these too CZ-USA 75B but thats about 600.00...still worth it in my opinion.
You'd be better off carrying a brick in your purse to throw at somebody than a High Point firearm.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/23/0908:42 PM
Will consider, I have a few in the house, but they are not legal and that's a problem, but If I find someone in my home trying to hurt me or steal my shit, you better believe Im taking my chances and using it on the mofo.
I will consider the CZ, Im sure I can get if for much cheaper if I shopped around. I just want to stop someone in their tracks not necessarily have to kill them. I dont want to die in prison.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/24/0912:46 AM
^^^ Hahaha! Will do!
Imagine it now as I grab her by the ponytail... "Get your face down there, you smell that? I gotta walk past these teacup maltipoo babyshits every day! I'm doing you a favor, bitch. You can cancel your facial appointment today, here's one on me."
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/24/0903:14 AM
Quote: People who ride their bikes on the sidewalk piss me off too!
Here the yuppies do it in the street, but dont obey the rules like the cars, they are supposed to , they have a bike lane just about every block, so why not stay in your fucking bike lane. Yes that is very annoying when they ride on the sidewalks also, then they give you dirty looks.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/24/0905:45 AM
Quote:
Quote: People who ride their bikes on the sidewalk piss me off too!
Here the yuppies do it in the street, but dont obey the rules like the cars, they are supposed to , they have a bike lane just about every block, so why not stay in your fucking bike lane. Yes that is very annoying when they ride on the sidewalks also, then they give you dirty looks.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/24/0908:56 AM
How about people that blow shit all over public toilets, like that guys avatar. I have a friend that blows big lines of shitty coke. The laxative in it always gives him explosive diarrhea. After he hits the bathroom, I piss out side the bar, when I go to have a smoke.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/24/0909:46 PM
That spam is just as entertaining as the one that everyone keeps putting for Electro. Boring, Lame and very uncreative. You fucking DOLT, what do they call darker dolts?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/24/0910:00 PM
Getting to the airport and being told my bag is 10 lbs overweight and having to stuff shit in my carry on bag. Isn't that shit going on the SAME PLANE?
Next time I'm leaving my dirty underwear at the Check-in counter. It's not my fault no one in New York stocks Jack Daniels Green label. They won't let me carry THAT on the plane.
Damn you JetBlue.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/24/0910:32 PM
Read everybody's post... including the very goddamned disturbing picture. Couple of thoughts, thumbs up and a couple of thumbs down....
The designated hitter. – Charin
Back off my DH Charin. It’s here to stay and watching pitchers try and hit is a joke. It’s the equivalent of watching Donny Long try and maintain an erection. Except it's far less pathetic.
People who decide they really don't need those frozen waffles/corn dogs/carton of eggs/five pound chub of hamburger/gallon of milk/frozen pizza/gallon of ice cream/etc. and just shove it behind something on a shelf in the hardware section of the store where no one will find it until 15 hours later instead of putting it back in a freezer/cooler where it belongs. – The Unknown Pervert
I hear you. I’m an easy going guy but the penalty for that shit should be a kneecapping.
People who don't turn the station when a commercial comes on the radio. – Baby G
Know what I can’t stand? People that can’t wait thirty fucking seconds for a commercial to pass. Inveterate channel surfers drive me insane.
Actually, after reading Gia’s list confirms my theory that if I ended up in a room with Gia, one of would have murdered the other within a half an hour. My money's actually on Gia murdering me, now that I think about it...
Chicks that wear hats. – Tony Malice
Dammit, I love hats on chicks. The funkier/more absurd the hat, the better I like it.
And I'll say this again... that was one disturbing picture...
Formatting of that page is odd but the info is true, you might have to hilight the text to read it.
Good point. I had noticed the scaling back of the content over time and avoided the "Gentleman Jack" and Single Barrel" variations. For some reason I like the green label Jack. I find it a bit smoother. I've really been hitting Knob Creek a lot lately.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/30/0912:32 AM
look at your keyboard. find the key that says "print screen". Press it. Open any image editing program (I use MS paint). Go to the "edit" menu and select "paste".
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/30/0912:52 AM
When you press it a screen shot is saved into your clipboard. That is why I said you have to paste it into an image editing program like microsoft paint in order to see it and save it permanently/name it/edit it/ whatever. You have to follow all of the steps to get results.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/30/0901:08 AM
I'm not answering any more questions after this.
The clipboard is where your computer stores things temporarily. As in when you turn off your machine or do something else that writes to the clipboard what you had before is lost.
You know how you can copy and paste lines of text or even cut and paste them? Well the place that they are stored when they are between the cut and pasted steps of the process is the clipboard.
Same deal goes with screen shots. If you hit print screen don't go looking around for your picture or expect anything else to happen. You have to go to an image editor and paste the picture there yourself.
A more generic way to think of the concept of the clipboard is as a tiny amount RAM.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/30/0907:05 PM
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Pet Peeves:
People who "assume" things.
I've never liked this one. The whole "makes an ass out of u and me" thing.
Realistically, you couldn't make it through a day without making constant assumptions. You have to "assume" things like most people on the road will drive like responsible adults, and so on. You'd be stymied if you had to rely on nothing but absolute certainty all the time.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/04/0903:31 PM
bartenders who have to try to get pussy by juggling glasses and bottles like he's tommy boy cruise in cocktail when there's a line room deep that just wants a fucking drink.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/04/0904:30 PM
Quote: Ouch, live in Jersey? that actually hurts.
Gia, Imagine the following. On your Monday at work you are brought to a room where on the other side of a chain link fence resides 20 or so drug addicts, convicted felons, meth heads, child molesters, thiefs and other perverts. Some are coming off of their weekend of drug abuse and are sleeping in chairs. Within an hour you have to preform eligibility interviews, and get then ready for appearing before evil judge using only your voice.
I think you may have transferable skills.
OK, just trying to get caught up on things and learning who is who. So, just in order to clarify:
Paperchase, you are a lawyer, right? Gia doesn't believe you are a lawyer because you don't want to post your real name and address on this website? I *MUST* be missing something, right?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/04/0905:33 PM
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Quote: Ouch, live in Jersey? that actually hurts.
Gia, Imagine the following. On your Monday at work you are brought to a room where on the other side of a chain link fence resides 20 or so drug addicts, convicted felons, meth heads, child molesters, thiefs and other perverts. Some are coming off of their weekend of drug abuse and are sleeping in chairs. Within an hour you have to perform eligibility interviews, and get then ready for appearing before evil judge using only your voice.
I think you may have transferable skills.
OK, just trying to get caught up on things and learning who is who. So, just in order to clarify:
Paperchase, you are a lawyer, right? Gia doesn't believe you are a lawyer because you don't want to post your real name and address on this website? I *MUST* be missing something, right?
That's correct. Plus I once under-estimated how much Max Hardcore was going to have to pay for his obscenity trial, and some of the other "fake" lawyers corrected me. I lost major face on that one.
Gia, then told me I was worthless and weak, and heart broken I had to go fuck Bree Olsen.*
*I'm joking about the last part, I look nothing like a chair leg.
OK, just to be clear about this. Do you not want to give out your real name and address (thus clearing up the question as to whether or not you are a lawyer) because you may suffer some personal or professional repercussions if people in your private life (or on the job) find out you post on a porn site, or is there something else?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/04/0907:34 PM
I assumed that was what was going on, just wanted to be sure since I thought that there were some people on here who were lawyers that were specifically involved in the porn "entertainment" industry who didn't care if people knew they posted here since it really wouldn't impact them and I didn't know if that applied to you.
I can completely relate. I don't have a problem with being on here myself, but no matter how much I think it sucks, and no matter how much I believe in freedom of speech, I know that if the wrong small minded people found out I post on here it could cost me my career.
I guess you could say that would be a pet peeve of mine!
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/05/0909:18 PM
yeah, its not like she "took me off her top 8" ...she actually took me off the list completely... Oh well, maybe she's more of a "Violation of Electrostatic" kind of girl. I should have known.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/05/0910:30 PM
I'd be more peeved to be added to someone's friend list on MySpace than I would if I was removed. Friends don't exist via internet alone. A friend is someone who can bail you out of jail or go down to the Quik Trip to pick up a twelve pack if you give then a ten dollar bill. Hard to do those types of things cyber style.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/05/0910:35 PM
Quote: A friend is someone who can bail you out of jail or go down to the Quik Trip to pick up a twelve pack if you give then a ten dollar bill. Hard to do those types of things cyber style.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0902:08 AM
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Tha shit made me cringe. But that's not why I deleted you people.
Why then, electro? WHY WHY WHY?
check your male...
Oh shit, I can think of like three good responses but can't post any of them without risking pissing you or Marley or both of you off. Hard is the life of fanbois.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0906:57 AM
Let me get this straight Marley is disappointed because one of her internet friends, who (as a practical matter) exists only in cyberspace, downgraded her on a list of other cyberspace friends which are displayed for still more cyberspace friends.
To help cope with this obvious trauma, she seeks solace from an internet community existing solely of cyberspace friends.
Really, who gives a flying fuck where you are ranked on anyone's "friend list", let alone a character on a porn discussion board?
This whole discussion would be juvenile in high school.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0908:00 AM
Except electro did not "downgrade" Marley, she deleted her from her friends list completely. Marley just wants to know why, she doesn't "seek solace from an internet community existing solely of cyberspace friends.". So you fail.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0908:25 AM
Oh come on people. Puh-leeeze.
To the last 3 posters as well as biff and conq:
The whole thing was a joke, playing on the bree olson thread "removed me from her top 8" and playing with electro in general "cmon think about the bukkake". This is the cage (duh) and nothing written here should ever be believed as 100% truth, right? But I'm glad I got a rise out of all of you. You too freestaph, thanks for taking the time. You really validated me there.
If anybody was removed from her friends list they should ask her about it, she has her reasons. Right static?
And now, to put MY thread back on track, someone stole my lube off set. I use the H20 kind and the bottle I had was almost full. Get your own $40 lube assholes!
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0908:34 AM
lol, usually shooters have some stuff there but it's always the cheap sticky shit like KY or that "wet" stuff. But H20 is waterbased and doesn't get all sticky, so I bring it with me and I prefer to use that. I've learned not to let it out of my sight, though. In a house full of bitches, guaranteed someone's bringing some extra shit home.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0902:59 PM
She sends me requests like every other day... whatev..
Back on topic... We had dinner at a nice restaurant with two other couples Saturday night and two outta three bitches scraped the utensils on their teeth on every bite.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0903:56 PM
Quote:
Back on topic... We had dinner at a nice restaurant with two other couples Saturday night and two outta three bitches scraped the utensils on their teeth on every bite.
No we didn't, but I hate that too, when people eat loud.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0908:44 PM
Quote: And now, to put MY thread back on track, someone stole my lube off set. I use the H20 kind and the bottle I had was almost full. Get your own $40 lube assholes!
And now, to put MY thread back on track, someone stole my lube off set. I use the H20 kind and the bottle I had was almost full. Get your own $40 asshole lube ! FIXED
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0910:10 PM
Sorry girl, this isn't the "electrobukkake idea thread" and we can only go back if you will tell us your rate for taking multiple loads. Inquiring minds are waiting static...
If not... I hate it when I'm working and I fuck around and swallow the guy's load right away. I get in trouble and have to hold pina colada mix in my mouth--yucky! I prefer the taste of cum much much more.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0910:30 PM
If starpowerready can't control itself, starpowerready will find itself on the outside of XPT. In the past, starpowerready aka electromethaddict has told me she could care less if she got booted, so she gets her wish. Can't wait for this piece of shit human being to try and reregister under another name, since her crack addiction pretty much takes away all available time from her children.
Bye bye, starpowerready. you said you wanted to get into porn. When you actually do porn, you get readmitted. Cunt.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0910:56 PM
Quote: lol, usually shooters have some stuff there but it's always the cheap sticky shit like KY or that "wet" stuff. But H20 is waterbased and doesn't get all sticky, so I bring it with me and I prefer to use that. I've learned not to let it out of my sight, though. In a house full of bitches, guaranteed someone's bringing some extra shit home.
You steal their snacks/lunches they steal your lube.....it all evens out in the end.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0911:03 PM
Haaaa! That's the funniest shit I've read on here all day, thanks Fiend.
PWs pack their lunch? Or do their suitcase pimps do it for them? You tell me because apparently you've been on a porn set where the talent brown-bags it.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0911:14 PM
Quote: Haaaa! That's the funniest shit I've read on here all day, thanks Fiend.
PWs pack their lunch? Or do their suitcase pimps do it for them? You tell me because apparently you've been on a porn set where the talent brown-bags it.
I was being facetious. I'm sure you guard your red drank with your life.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/0911:34 PM
Fiend, what's red drank?
I am honestly asking because if you mean purple drank I wish but I don't have a doctor that would write out promethazine & codeine prescriptions for no reason. Don't you have to be hacking up a lung to get that stuff?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/0912:04 AM
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PWs pack their lunch? Or do their suitcase pimps do it for them? You tell me because apparently you've been on a porn set where the talent brown-bags it.
Haha Marley just called whores and stunt cocks "talent".
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/0904:38 AM
Quote: If starpowerready can't control itself, starpowerready will find itself on the outside of XPT. In the past, starpowerready aka electromethaddict has told me she could care less if she got booted, so she gets her wish. Can't wait for this piece of shit human being to try and reregister under another name, since her crack addiction pretty much takes away all available time from her children.
Bye bye, starpowerready. you said you wanted to get into porn. When you actually do porn, you get readmitted. Cunt.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/0905:26 AM
Quote: If starpowerready can't control itself, starpowerready will find itself on the outside of XPT. In the past, starpowerready aka electromethaddict has told me she could care less if she got booted, so she gets her wish. Can't wait for this piece of shit human being to try and reregister under another name, since her crack addiction pretty much takes away all available time from her children.
Bye bye, starpowerready. you said you wanted to get into porn. When you actually do porn, you get readmitted. Cunt.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/0907:55 AM
Quote:
Quote: If starpowerready can't control itself, starpowerready will find itself on the outside of XPT. In the past, starpowerready aka electromethaddict has told me she could care less if she got booted, so she gets her wish. Can't wait for this piece of shit human being to try and reregister under another name, since her crack addiction pretty much takes away all available time from her children.
Bye bye, starpowerready. you said you wanted to get into porn. When you actually do porn, you get readmitted. Cunt.
Willie? WTF?
mr. d has been a moderator since october 2005. i thought you knew.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/0904:49 PM
Quote: If starpowerready can't control itself, starpowerready will find itself on the outside of XPT. In the past, starpowerready aka electromethaddict has told me she could care less if she got booted, so she gets her wish. Can't wait for this piece of shit human being to try and reregister under another name, since her crack addiction pretty much takes away all available time from her children.
Bye bye, starpowerready. you said you wanted to get into porn. When you actually do porn, you get readmitted. Cunt.
Ohhh SNAP..
I guess tits or gtfo is for real. Boxed or banned Willie?.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/0907:12 PM
Apparently she is making a new page but if she really is a "he"... then the he/she's got us all fooled. I don't even know, but have there been other female impersonators here in the past?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/0907:13 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/0907:15 PM
Quote: Apparently she is making a new page but if she really is a "he"... then the he/she's got us all fooled. I don't even know, but have there been other female impersonators here in the past?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/0908:21 PM
I dont ever, ever post personal PM's but if she is gone for good, should I post some of the doozies, she/he's posted to me. I feel awful though cause I would never betray anyone, even the few that I despise here, I just wouldnt do that, but if she lied to me and was in fact a guy, is it then fair game to post the PMS?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/0908:26 PM
Quote: I dont ever, ever post personal PM's but if she is gone for good, should I post some of the doozies, she/he's posted to me. I feel awful though cause I would never betray anyone, even the few that I despise here, I just wouldnt do that, but if she lied to me and was in fact a guy, is it then fair game to post the PMS?
She says "SERIOUS BITCH MOVE" and if you post hers, yours are getting posted too.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/0908:40 PM
Quote:
Quote: I dont ever, ever post personal PM's but if she is gone for good, should I post some of the doozies, she/he's posted to me. I feel awful though cause I would never betray anyone, even the few that I despise here, I just wouldnt do that, but if she lied to me and was in fact a guy, is it then fair game to post the PMS?
She says "SERIOUS BITCH MOVE" and if you post hers, yours are getting posted too.
Ive never posted anyone's ever. And if she posts mine, Im not worried, because there was nothing said there that wasn't said here on the public forum. And I said I feel funny and bad about doing that, so I should just stick w/my gut and not do it. She/He was never mean or bad to me, we hit it off much later after she was on here for a while. She actually hit me up first asking, drilling me to tell her who's alt is who, she/he was adamant on knowing who was who.
Nevermind, just something I was throwing out there. I believe in Karma so since Ive never done it before I will not do it now.
I actually felt bad that she deleted me, we spoke on Myspace too, I would never out her and I never said anything she told me in private whether it was real or not, if it was real, I would never say what she told me.
But I dont know why she deleted me. I thought we were cool. Oh well.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/0908:44 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Quote: I dont ever, ever post personal PM's but if she is gone for good, should I post some of the doozies, she/he's posted to me. I feel awful though cause I would never betray anyone, even the few that I despise here, I just wouldnt do that, but if she lied to me and was in fact a guy, is it then fair game to post the PMS?
She says "SERIOUS BITCH MOVE" and if you post hers, yours are getting posted too.
Ive never posted anyone's ever. And if she posts mine, Im not worried, because there was nothing said there that wasn't said here on the public forum. And I said I feel funny and bad about doing that, so I should just stick w/my gut and not do it. She/He was never mean or bad to me, we hit it off much later after she was on here for a while. She actually hit me up first asking, drilling me to tell her who's alt is who, she/he was adamant on knowing who was who. Nevermind, just something I was throwing out there. I believe in Karma so since Ive never done it before I will not do it now. I actually felt bad that she deleted me, we spoke on Myspace too, I would never out her and I never said anything she told me in private whether it was real or not, if it was real, I would never say what she told me. But I dont know why she deleted me. I thought we were cool. Oh well.
hmmmmmm, interesting....Wonder why you even threw the notion out there in the first place. Real interesting.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/0909:28 PM
Since I explained it all to you in PMS and quite a few, there is no reason to post it here again. You heard my reason, believe it or not, no skin off my back. I told you the truth.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/08/0907:01 PM
geez, what the hell kinda text-aul spanish fly was she sending these sad sacks that are pining the loss of Internet GF?
XPT is turning into the heartbreak hotel but carry on then. maybe she will return as happymagicsocket or some shit and you can return to your regularly scheduled love PMs
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/08/0907:36 PM
Quote: Well said Vizz...
I do have to admit that I often times used sit around my house and play with myself using the hand I wrote her name on. You'll be missed electro.
Hahaha, I like you Lou. Although you are still the understudy to the true master of internet insults on another forum I frequent that goes by the name "R_B_B" (you don't want to type his whole name out, lest he be summoned like Candy Man). You're a fucking choir boy compared to him.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/08/0907:45 PM
Quote: geez, what the hell kinda text-aul spanish fly was she sending these sad sacks that are pining the loss of Internet GF?
XPT is turning into the heartbreak hotel but carry on then. maybe she will return as happymagicsocket or some shit and you can return to your regularly scheduled love PMs
I guess she never PM'ed you but she says she saw you at a rave and you ran away. No hello or anything, you rude fuck.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/09/0905:38 AM
Quote: Although you are still the understudy to the true master of internet insults on another forum I frequent that goes by the name "R_B_B" (you don't want to type his whole name out, lest he be summoned like Candy Man). You're a fucking choir boy compared to him.
Please go back there, I'm sure they're missing their punching bag by now.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/09/0904:29 PM
Quote: 2 hours on the phone with tech support in India...ARGH!!!
Those asshole robot Automated Systems that don't understand me. Instead of "I'm sorry, I didn't get that" fifteen times, just put me through to a damn representative so I can get on with my life...
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/09/0904:48 PM
I act like the biggest cunt imaginable with outsourced customer service reps. I make them put me in touch with someone from here then I get all sorts of service fees waived because I was such a huge bitch before someone real assisted my call.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/09/0906:56 PM
Quote: I act like the biggest cunt imaginable with outsourced customer service reps. I make them put me in touch with someone from here then I get all sorts of service fees waived because I was such a huge bitch before someone real assisted my call.
Same here. I once screamed at an Indian rep, "You fucking Cunt!!!". Not one of my proudest moments.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/09/0907:44 PM
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Quote:
Quote: 2 hours on the phone with tech support in India...ARGH!!!
Charter?
Intuit
I have a tip for you losers. You can avoid getting overseas sand nigger customer service reps if you "press 1 for Spanish". They no habla Espanol in towel head land, so your call will be routed to a spic in the continental US. These spics also speak English, so launch right into your issue. They're not going to fuckin' hang up on you because you're not speaking beaner. So maybe you hit the wrong button. Who gives a fuck? As a bonus, there is almost always less hold time in the wetback queue.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/10/0904:41 AM
MarleyMason:
Quote: Those asshole robot Automated Systems that don't understand me. Instead of "I'm sorry, I didn't get that" fifteen times, just put me through to a damn representative so I can get on with my life...
Other peeve of the week: The gay bank teller asked me "if it sucked my birthday was so close to X-Mas?" I replied, "of course not I don't give a fuck about X-Mas!" (I was pissed off from something else that day) He responded, "Oh yeah, you're Jewish..."
This was my face: :
This was his:
This was more funny than peeveworthy, but man, that fuckin flamer had some balls to fingerblast me like that...
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/26/0912:04 AM
^^^eww speaking of banks and Rodney Moore, last time I went to Wells Fargo to cash his check, the sweaty dude behind the counter totally knew what "Rodnievision" was and started giving me "the look"
Electro I am working on your love letter in another window right now. xo
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/26/0907:48 AM
Quote: ^^^eww speaking of banks and Rodney Moore, last time I went to Wells Fargo to cash his check, the sweaty dude behind the counter totally knew what "Rodnievision" was and started giving me "the look"
Electro I am working on your love letter in another window right now. xo
Hey it was really hot that day and I was working my ass off. AND maybe I was giving you "that look" was because your tit was hanging out of your tube top.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/26/0903:39 PM
^^^I know, that is weird. Kinda like being scheduled to fuck the same guy 3 times in a week. Happens a lot. Anyway Rodney's a cool guy. He's shot me like 4 times or something like that. I loooove his wolfie-cat! That cat actually looked exactly like my cat I had growing up, so it hit a soft spot for me.
Corndog, I know I can be really bitchy in public, and you couldn't help the fact that the AC went out that day, but pleeease don't post my real name out of spite!
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/26/0906:21 PM
Quote: ^^^I know, that is weird. Kinda like being scheduled to fuck the same guy 3 times in a week. Happens a lot. Anyway Rodney's a cool guy. He's shot me like 4 times or something like that. I loooove his wolfie-cat! That cat actually looked exactly like my cat I had growing up, so it hit a soft spot for me.
Corndog, I know I can be really bitchy in public, and you couldn't help the fact that the AC went out that day, but pleeease don't post my real name out of spite!
Being in banking, I know firsthand the penalty for early withdrawal so let me make a deposit and if you show alittle interest we can forget this whole thing
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/18/0908:49 PM
People that light up cigarettes in my house. Do you see any ashtrays, idiot? Sure go ahead and smoke. I hope you don't mind that I will constantly fart in your face since you have to light up.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 07/21/0910:12 AM
Retarded conheads wearing spandex who blow through stop signs on their bicycles because they think they are entitled to ignore the rules of the road. Fucking piece of shit snob assholes!!
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 07/22/0901:22 AM
* When people lie about good things happening to them.
* When people lie and don't do a very good job at it. Esp. if it looks like they're not even trying.
* When people get to the point where they're outing personal information about someone on a porn board to protect their "position". You know you've fucking lost it, taking the whole thing way too damn seriously.
* Snobs and slobs.
* People who don't bother getting to know someone before they decide to piss all over them.
* When people say "I have a black belt in..." That doesn't guarantee you can kick my ass, it only means you test well.
* When guys ask how much I weigh.
* When people want to talk about money.
* "I have a degree in ..." or just bragging in general.
* When people on Family Feud wear matching outfits.
* The Price Is Right minus Bob Barker.
* When my cousin says "I'd never do porn, I am above that." or "Why do you look at that stuff?".
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 07/22/0902:07 AM
Something like that, Monks.
Or like...
Idiot: "I model now."
Me: "Really? That's cool, congrats! What agency and what have you done so far?"
Idiot:" I think they're called *lie*. I haven't been there yet they just send me places and I go. Catalog stuff none of it is out, I just started. They found me on myspace."
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 07/25/0902:47 PM
Quote: bartenders who have to try to get pussy by juggling glasses and bottles like he's tommy boy cruise in cocktail when there's a line room deep that just wants a fucking drink.
*applause* I fully agree!! When I used to bartend in nightclubs and manage them, more than once I either fired or warned employees for doing that shit.
Dont waste my fucking time and alcohol youre spilling to impress a couple girls to make a good tip. You are here to work for the establishment.
Make your tips by giving good service to all the people there to spend money and have a good time, not just the ones you think you can hustle by some half assed flair tricks. Go work at a flair bar if thats what you want to do.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/15/0905:39 PM
Quote: You may have a voice that's not exactly pleasing Tatty.. Just an observation based on the info provided.
Telephone etiquette is dying out. I've run into the same thing and it irritates the shit out of me. I've given more than a few people the 3rd degree for stupid shit like that. When I get a telephone call I expect to be greeted, informed of who the caller is and then politely asked the name of the person the caller is trying to contact. The worse thing you can do is call my phone and TELL me to put someone on the the phone and only slightly less insulting is to have a caller ask who I am before they identify themself or who they wish to speak with. The caller will never get in contact with who they are calling for after that if I am around.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/16/0906:55 AM
Quote: People who text like motherfuckers when they could just give me a quick call and tell me what's up.
I had a slap-my-forehead dumb moment a while back when I was driving and wanted to send someone a quick text. I was thinking that it'd be great if there was some sort of speech-to-text app that would convert what I was saying into a text message. Then I realized DUUHHHH, I can just call someone and say the same thing. Honestly, I don't know anyone who talks on the phone any more. It's all texting. It's like we're sending one another Twitter tweets.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/13/1007:40 AM
Quote:
Quote: People who text like motherfuckers when they could just give me a quick call and tell me what's up.
I had a slap-my-forehead dumb moment a while back when I was driving and wanted to send someone a quick text. I was thinking that it'd be great if there was some sort of speech-to-text app that would convert what I was saying into a text message. Then I realized DUUHHHH, I can just call someone and say the same thing. Honestly, I don't know anyone who talks on the phone any more. It's all texting. It's like we're sending one another Twitter tweets.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 09/14/1008:19 PM
people who will not shut up about the Illuminati.
... oh and in keeping with JB and G: People who think paying you back is returning the favour.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 09/14/1008:39 PM
^^^ Okay, I'll see that and raise you the boss who is also your friend and asks you to do something you really don't want to do and presents it like he's doing you a favor. And, then, when you try to beg off, he offers you something even worse and acts like it's an even bigger favor.
Oh, and, yes, "Hack," if you're reading this, I did mean you.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 09/14/1008:40 PM
Sidenote: People who won't shut up about the illuminatti: Boring. The Illuminatus! Trilogy : Hilarious.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 09/24/1006:24 AM
Civil Engineers around here jack off to traffic circles like Panzer jacks off to Old Spice coupons. They actually had a ribbon cutting and a grand opening ceremony for their latest creation last week. Who the fuck cuts ribbons and has a grand opening ceremony for a traffic intersection?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/14/1012:43 AM
okay so what the fuck is up with people who try to do multiple transactions at the ATM and they stare at the thing for like 10 seconds between pushing buttons like omg come onnnnnnnnnnn! text your fucking bank account for your balance! and who needs a receipt!!
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/14/1001:07 AM
I use them for scrap paper. Also I am one of those people who stares at the machine for seconds at a time. Wanna know why? Because there is a difference between me and the person waiting behind me, and that difference is that I don't care about them.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/14/1007:30 AM
I don't mind waiting to use the machine. What I do mind is when I am standing there with my card out waiting for some idiot to fumble with their wallet.
I'm not sure what your bank machines are like but, no shit, we have machines that still use bank books. I can't find a good image of this but it's a passport shaped little book that you can insert into a ATM when you are banking and it'll record all your transactions in it. I remember them from when I was younger and I am pretty sure only old folks use them. Also I can pay my bills at the machine.
Note all the slots and at the top "bankbook update".
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/14/1008:12 AM
^^^ Japanese ATM machines have a passbook option, at least the ones that take a foreign ATM card. Which would be either at the Post Office or a 7-11. I haven't seen an American ATM that has one.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/14/1008:43 AM
I'm pretty sure they are being phased out, like a legacy thing. I have had a few bank accounts here and never been offered one. Seems like sensitive info to be carrying when I can use online banking instead.
To put it in perspective I found it nearly impossible to find a picture of one.
I have a habit of losing ATM cards so next time I need a replacement I'll try to get a bank book.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/14/1008:50 AM
I do remember those...it's a pretty cool service to offer actually. I can never keep a check register filled out longer than a week or two, usually I check all my statements from my accounts online or via text. I have two accounts through b of a and one through chase. Idk why I even bother with b of a, they never give me my rewards for shopping online or keep the change and they charge me if I go inside to a teller. That pisses me off too grrrrr
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/14/1012:31 PM
I've had the same pack of post-its for years, I guess I just never felt the sense of urgency for scrap paper...maybe it's just me who doesn't care about the person in front of me
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/14/1003:40 PM
Everytime I go to the bank I steal a handful of pens yet whenever I need a pen I can never find one. Somewhere in my place there has to be a stash of like a thousand pens but fuck all if I can find them.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/15/1012:07 AM
PEOPLE WHO LEAVE VOICEMAILS. Then I call them back asap and ask what's up. First thing they ask is, "Did you listen to my voicemail?" Evidently, not. But here we are on the phone NOW, so just tell me. Next time someone doesn't answer, TEXT ME, so I don't have to sit through all the blathering from all the other months worth of voicemails I don't check JUST to hear we're on for Thurs instead of Weds.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/15/1012:25 AM
^No shit. Or just to say, "call me".
I fucking never listen to VM's (i've got 19 unanswered right now, after i just listened to some to make room because i was being text that it was full) and it almost always bites me in the ass. Look, it's 2010. Text me if it's that important. You're not dialing me from a landline. Sometimes I just don't like to answer.
Btw, G. The iPhone has that visual voicemail. Great to bypass all the blathering. Got one?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/15/1007:47 AM
I don't know if anyone else much gets them but phone calls from an "unknown" number or toll free number. They almost always are asking for donations. I quit answering them years ago but still get the fuckers even though I'm on the do not call list.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/15/1008:08 AM
I keep getting calls to my fax line (no I don't know why I have a fax number)from someone who shows on caller id as "Cactus Bill" and the number is always busy.
Maybe it will work for you. 416.798.1267
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/15/1009:01 AM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/15/1009:10 AM
I think it's some kind of auto-dialer but normally when I search for that kind of stuff someone will have reported the number somewhere. Cactus Bill may only be calling me.
I have answered and it's beeping but not the same pitch I remember with fax machines. I am tempted to cannibalize a fax modem from an old PC and see if I'm really getting faxed.
Oh and BDM, about a half hour ago I got a call from 000-0000. I assume it was my phone company but I would LOVE to find out how to make my number appear like that. No area code (we have 10 digit dialing) no prefix, it's totally bewildering.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/15/1002:34 PM
You ever had a girlfriend, boyfriend, or someone who's spent the night have their alarm go off and wake you? How 'bout hit the snooze, I don't know, 10 fucking times in a row?
This.
Happened this morning, beginning about 4:30. After about the third time I shook her and said kindly, "Um.. your alarm. I think you need to wake up." She had the nerve to say, "Nah.. I have another 5 minutes."
This routine continues a few more times while I'm now wide awake and staring at the ceiling in disbelief. Alarm goes off again and she says, "I'm not going in today." I say "Yes you are.", hinting that she's not kicking it here. I'm hoping she's pickin up what I'm putin down, but she falls back asleep.
The alarm goes off again, and I leave my own fucking bed for the living room. She asks where I'm going. I say nothing. It's 5:23 and I don't have to work today. She gets up 10 minutes later, exits my room, asks where she put her pants, gets dressed, looks for a hug goodbye, doesn't get one, says "what, too early?" and leaves. Oblivious.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/15/1005:04 PM
Alternative medicine zealots. Do those of us who like our docs/are waiting for treatment: never go to the hospital again. just keep doing your homeopathy/reiki bullshit so we can get seen quicker.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/15/1005:09 PM
I have some friends that have been into every type of medicine imaginable. Right now they are into keylontic science some hokey pokey form of mysticism and meditation. They go to a "doctor" who lays hands on them and checks their frequencies and diagnoses them for everything from gall bladder trouble to hormonal imbalances.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/15/1005:16 PM
Goofy woo-woo shit. BDM I am gonna slaughter a chicken on your doorstep tonight and tomorrow you can interpret it's entrails. It will tell your future or maybe you will make a chicken liver sandwich.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/15/1005:28 PM
Yeah I hate to tell them what I really think cause they are genuinely nice people. They also fell for all that millenium bullshit and wound up meeting with a church group that was on an FBI watch list for hate and the same group had a member that went off and shot at some deputies after 9/11. Chuck might recall him as a pirate radio operator on one of those right wing nutzo stations on 6 Mhz. Stephen Anderson I believe was his name. The odd thing about this couple is they are both from completely different parts of the country and wound up here in my area. They live back in the boonies and try to stay off the grid as much as possible. I've often wondered why they are trying so hard to hide. They are both very intelligent [the male is a ham operator and pretty technically advanced] but neo-hippies to some extent. I hate to think what might actually be going on with their health while voodoo man "reads" their frequencies !
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/15/1011:09 PM
Quote:
Oh and BDM, about a half hour ago I got a call from 000-0000. I assume it was my phone company but I would LOVE to find out how to make my number appear like that.
Yep, there's an app for that. Gotta get one of those darn cell phones first.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/16/1001:18 AM
I get texts asking me if I owe the IRS thousands of dollars and phone calls with plus signs before the number... and a party promoter that moonlights as a flyer printer with great deals... and somehow one of my exes figured out how to call my cell collect from jail in kansas city.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/16/1002:00 AM
...........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand a friendship pretty much over because i 'live live with blinders on' and 'my mom's friend's cancer was cured by acupuncture and homeopathy cured my earaches' shouting match. science does not explain 'everything'. true, but the burden of proof is on the motherfucker making the crazy claims,
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/16/1004:22 AM
Quote: and somehow one of my exes figured out how to call my cell collect from jail in kansas city
If you figure this out let me know. This has great potential for abuse. Almost as good as discovering that depending on people's cell plans in the US when I phone THEM normally it charges them money.
I ended up getting someone charged several dollars just by calling to say hello.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/16/1009:01 AM
Quote: ...........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand a friendship pretty much over because i 'live live with blinders on' and 'my mom's friend's cancer was cured by acupuncture and homeopathy cured my earaches' shouting match. science does not explain 'everything'. true, but the burden of proof is on the motherfucker making the crazy claims,
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/17/1006:55 PM
Pet peeve - people that are oblivious to the thought that anyone else on Earth may have an agenda not in sync with their own. Example - people that call me on the phone or radio when they know damned well I'm in the middle of something.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/18/1008:21 AM
Quote: People who stand still on fucking escalators. They are shaped like stairs for a reason. Move your fucking lazy ass.
Did i mention I was at the mall today?
A-fucking-MEN, Tatty. And if you ARE gonna stand on the escalator, MOVE TO THE RIGHT SIDE to create an aisle way on the left for people to get through!!!
I pointed this out once to someone at Beverly Center yesterday. Their reply: "Stop acting like these are moving stairs."
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/18/1008:27 AM
^^^ Every single morning around 9:45 AM getting out of the subway.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/18/1008:39 PM
Totally agree about the right hand side thing. I used to have a really hard time getting on a downward escalator, I would get really dizzy or something, it was just weird.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/18/1008:46 PM
I believe that if you are a woman AND have a mustache or five o'clock shadow you should fucking shut your pie hole. Seriously , if I shave off my mustache then so should you bitch and if you refuse to do it then I don't want to hear any noise out of your mouth, especially if I don't know you well.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/18/1009:13 PM
It's in the 20 degree range. Why don't some redneck fuckwad parents put their children in a coat and scarf instead of a short fucking sleeve shirt ?????
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/18/1009:19 PM
Quote: It's in the 20 degree range. Why don't some redneck fuckwad parents put their children in a coat and scarf instead of a short fucking sleeve shirt ?????
I saw a teenage wigger today wearing shorts while riding a bike on my way back from the SPCA. It took a good bit of self control not to jerk the steering wheel and knocking him into next next week before hopping out of the car and slitting his throat with a razor knife I carry all the time.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/19/1011:11 PM
Bucket after bucket is pouring down on the California Land at present. Oh God the bucket. Why is God crying? Church has trouble. Very solid claim. Well, I got overwhelmed. I thought I had did everything right!
First off I had did what Jesus had assed which was to not have no adult material. Okay, great.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/23/1006:34 PM
More holiday related peeves. 1) nobody fucking carries goddamn money around. And please spare me the bullshit, because too many motherfuckers can't remember PINs/Accounts, are over-drawn (which it TOTALLY the clerk's fault) or are too slow on the draw using the card machines. 2) We are not in Cairo, you fucking cunt/minority (it's never white males). The price on the fucking item is the fucking price. Stop haggling. Do you really think a high school student who is getting 10 bucks an hour really has the authoritAY to give you a discount anyways?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/23/1010:25 PM
People who walk their dog through the mall. Especially 2 days before Christmas when they know damn well shit's fucking crowded and their dog is impeding upon valuable walking space like we're all not slowed down enough as is. Dogs have been happy staying at home for centuries. No need for Sparkles to be at Beverly Center with you.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/23/1010:38 PM
cashiers who give you the change on top of the dollars and it goes flying everywhere... put the change into my palm so I can grab it then hand me the bills! grrrrrr
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/24/1006:26 AM
While we are on the subject, the person that buys one $400 dollar item using sixteen $25 gift cards, make that eighteen by the time they remember about sales tax.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/24/1008:06 AM
Quote: cashiers who give you the change on top of the dollars and it goes flying everywhere... put the change into my palm so I can grab it then hand me the bills! grrrrrr
Right there with you on this. They also give you the fucking receipt right on top of that. There I stand bags in hand trying to put change in pocket, bills in billfold and a fucking receipt to deal with and people behind me glaring at me for not being faster.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/24/1008:35 AM
Quote:
Quote: cashiers who give you the change on top of the dollars and it goes flying everywhere... put the change into my palm so I can grab it then hand me the bills! grrrrrr
Right there with you on this. They also give you the fucking receipt right on top of that. There I stand bags in hand trying to put change in pocket, bills in billfold and a fucking receipt to deal with and people behind me glaring at me for not being faster.
FUCK shopping at brick and mortar outlets during holiday season. Exposure to waaay too many idiots has a deleterious effect on my liver! From the jacked-up traffic, the ridiculous parking lot marathon, to the store, to the register. Piss on that. We did 90% of the shopping online this year. AND saved $$$...!!
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/30/1006:54 PM
I have a family member who makes it a point to buy and handout those giant boxes of assorted chocolates every year a couple days after christmas, the ones that have a map in the lid of which chocolate is which. I don't know why but its a tradition. This year's box I received says its "Assorted Chocolates" and then under that it proclaims "Made with real Chocolate!!".
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 01/04/1104:04 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 01/04/1105:42 PM
So what's wrong with voicemails? Isn't that the point? If you don't want a voicemail so you can prepare yourself to call me back with some knowledge of the subject of the v-mail I left you, then turn off voicemail on your phone. Plain and simple if you are receiving voicemails and you hate them it's your own fault because you have the feature enabled on your service.
I have people I don't particularly like that I am forced to interact with. They call me...I hit "ignore" and they leave me a voicemail. I play the message, find the answer or formulate the response and play the message again and from the menu send a response that automatically goes to their voicemail. Communication accomplished and I don't look like some dick-sucking fag glued to my cell phone trying to type shit into a touch-screen.
Long story short- if you call me and want me to call you back, you better leave a message or you will not hear back from me because I figure it wasn't important enough for you to leave a voicemail. And keep the hell off my lawn! [/Eastwood El Camino Mode]
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 01/04/1105:53 PM
Quote: Long story short- if you call me and want me to call you back, you better leave a message or you will not hear back from me because I figure it wasn't important enough for you to leave a voicemail. And keep the hell off my lawn! [/Eastwood El Camino Mode]
Yeah. It was the no-message vm I was objecting to, because not only have I taken the time to listen to it, I discovered I've wasted my time because there was no "there" there.
I'm probably more pissed off b/c I received it getting out of the subway from work and deleted it in disgust without thinking to check who it was from. It's probably better all around that I didn't.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 02/13/1104:25 PM
Things that make you mad...humm...
The wife gets pregnant, you go to the classes, think of names, buy the furniture, paint the room, all that shit. The big day comes, you're in the delivery room with all the nurses/doctors...and the fucking baby pops out....black.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 08/18/1107:54 AM
The roofing company fucked up my satellite dish aiming. They said they would put it back, but didn't. I called them and they said, "We are in the roofing business, we really don't do satellite dishes." So, I have to wait until tomorrow morning for Direct TV to come out and get me my baseball back.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 08/18/1204:41 PM
I went to use the bathroom at a fancy bar last night and as I was washing my hands I hit the soap dispenser and it shot a big splooge of liquid soap all across the bottom of my shirt. So I had to wash that out and spend 10 minutes holding paper towels on both side of my shirt to get it to dry off so I wouldn't look ridiculous when I went back to the bar for another drink.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/27/1306:10 AM
The house next door complaining when I use their recycling bin. My building refuses to get recycling for some reason, and the neighbors' bin is always empty; thus I don't see any recycling on their part, so it's not like I'm clogging up their bin from their recyclables.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/27/1301:19 PM
No matter what, if I miss their call my parents always leave me voicemail on my cellphone. But the message is as if they're leaving it on a home answering machine: "Hello?!? Hello?!? Pick up, it's Dad!"
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/27/1306:58 PM
That's some classic dad shit right there. Up there with being completely unable to hook up a DVD player regardless of simple color-coding, and a complete lack of understanding in regards to the "imput" button.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/27/1311:01 PM
I really hate it when people in my office will empty the ice trays and the ice bin, putting both back into the freezer empty. They seem to like ice in their drinks, but to have no Earthly idea where ice comes from and how it is made.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/27/1311:59 PM
I don't like people with beards. Sometimes I just let it grow for 2-3 weeks until it starts to itch, and then I trim it off. But for the last 2 months or so, I just trim it once a week on 0 blade setting. I don't really like to shave but I do hate people with beards.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/02/1310:33 AM
Speaking of beards, I get extremely angry every time I'm in a store and see a half-ravaged endcap of Duck Dynasty merch. I can't believe that this country is so enamored by rich hoosiers with scruffy beards. On second thought, I guess I can believe it, but it's quite depressing.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/02/1301:12 PM
Originally Posted By: fartz
Speaking of beards, I get extremely angry every time I'm in a store and see a half-ravaged endcap of Duck Dynasty merch. I can't believe that this country is so enamored by rich hoosiers with scruffy beards. On second thought, I guess I can believe it, but it's quite depressing.
Did they got rich by peddling duck whistles or the actual ducks/duck meat?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/02/1304:04 PM
duck calls. The Walmart t-shirt money will dwarf any other money they have ever made. That is what was said about the American Chopper guys and some other shit show.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/02/1306:39 PM
I torrented an episode of Duck Dynasty, and although I found the show to be self-consciously scripted (or, rather, the producers were too heavy-handed in creation of "situations" for the family to be in), I found the family to be quite charming and likable. They're nice people. I guess a sizable segment of Americans are interested in shows about nice people, rather than Kim Kardashian's butt or gruesome-murder-and-graphic-autopsy-of-the-week on CBS.
I especially liked that they are God-fearing people and pray together at the end of every show.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/03/1309:08 AM
I agree. Their show is fresh air compared to the run of the mill reality tripe on tv now of days. The characters are individually distinguishable and likeable.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/03/1309:03 PM
I'm still seing people wearing fucking Halloween costumes. This shit has gotten to be worse than Mardis Gras. They have Mardis Gras parties up here at various times all throughout the year....just to do it, I guess.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/05/1311:09 PM
Well, we were already losing about 5 1/2 minutes of daylight every day in October and then all of a sudden a whole hour got lopped off. It was a gloomy, dark evening tonight.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/07/1310:03 PM
People want to preserve them in the wild. We had an English Setter when I was a kid. Great hunting dog, bad field trial dog. Wild quail she would point with a poker straight tail. Domestic birds she would point with a sickle tail, no bueno for field trials.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/08/1305:48 AM
We actually have wild quail back around here the last two years. Unusual considering coyotes are also moving in. I've been putting out seed for a covey the past two years and they are flourishing. Coyotes are something that pisses me off. I can hear them every night...they always sound a half mile off and they raise just enough hell to upset my dog and the neighbors dogs. I've not seen their scat on my property yet but I think they are here.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/08/1307:44 AM
Grouse is about hunted out here. It's fucking delicious breaded and fried for breakfast. My dad was a great grouse hunter. He could walk up and down hills like a mountain goat. He was a piece of throbbing gristle.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/08/1308:05 AM
I have a coyote around here. Shits all over the place. In NJ you are aloud to shoot them on sight, but you are supposed to report it. I'm happy it took out all the wood chucks, but I miss the bunnies playing in the back yard.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/08/1309:22 AM
Bears limited. Moose, definitely limited. I just saw the results of a collision between a truck and a small bear. The bear lost. With moose, you're supposed to aim for the legs so that they don't come crashing thru the windshield.
Grouse unlimited. This is the time of year to get spruce grouse. Before it snows. After it snows they turn to eating spruce needles and taste like crap. They're so dumb, sometimes they don't even fly away when you're shooting at them. They stay completely still and hope they'll blend into the background.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/08/1311:12 AM
Wait I got more shit. I had to buy 3 different "Universal" flappers before I found one that actually fit my toilet. It is labeled "Universal Adjustable."
My new favorite shoes have this thing where every time I tie the laces, a little bit of the lace length shifts from one side to the other. So one lace gets to be way longer than the other and I have to adjust it once a week. Like how boobs and balls always hang differently , they're always lopsided.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/08/1311:38 PM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
godamnit nothings new... just watched the departed for the first time in a long time and realized vince ripped off marty..
I think Marty uses era appropriate source music ala Goodfellas and Badfinger was probably appropriate for the rhythm of that scene as it could on the radio in the background.
Vince put the song in the foreground having it act as the narrator to the scene. Consider the name of the song Baby Blue, which could be a street name for Walter's crystal. The opening line of the song: I got what I deserved, I don't think of it as a ripoff as a coincidence.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/26/1304:47 AM
Why am I always stuck in line behind the person who buys lotto tickets?!?!!!!! And these people are chatty as hell, taking up more of my time as I wait in line longer.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/29/1306:57 PM
Bitch, why would you yell, "Sir! Sir! That's 10 minute parking!!" literally the instant I got out of my car. I still had 9:50 left of free parking to walk across the street and get my iced coffee.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/30/1303:01 AM
Originally Posted By: fartz
Speaking of beards, I get extremely angry every time I'm in a store and see a half-ravaged endcap of Duck Dynasty merch. I can't believe that this country is so enamored by rich hoosiers with scruffy beards. On second thought, I guess I can believe it, but it's quite depressing.
Dude, to us a hoosier is white trash. To the rest of the country and virtually everyone on XPT, a hoosier is someone from Indiana.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/30/1308:58 AM
I can't speak for the rest of the country, but in NYC, these definitions are not mutually exclusive.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/05/1302:41 AM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
I can't speak for the rest of the country, but in NYC, these definitions are not mutually exclusive.
I should have been more specific. In St. Louis, hoosiers are white trash who live in South City, South County and northern Jefferson County.
They are generally people from Arkansas, Tennessee and Mississippi who came to St. Louis after WWII and their descendants. They never lost their "old world" ways.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/05/1308:46 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/08/1308:52 PM
People who reek of stale cigarette stench seem to be coming out of the woodwork lately. I'm not knocking your choice to smoke or not, that's your own business.
But please, if you smoke so much that I can smell your stench an aisle away, (i) go home, clean all your clothes twice in a scented detergent, (ii) take at least 3 showers, (iii) brush your chicklets and drink some moutwash. That's right, let it flow all the way down your gullet so the rest of your putrid body doesn't make me want to puke in the checkout lane.
You probably also need to fumigate your walls and steam clean your carpet and furniture.
You pot smokers, and especially you clove smokers...double that. One just smells like shit, the other will land you in the pokey.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/09/1301:20 PM
The motherfucker on the subway next to me FLOSSING HIS TEETH. I gave him the evil glare. And he flosses his teeth quieter as if that's the issue. Then I ask him why he's flossing his teeth in a public space. He says, "Sorry."
Sorry?! I'm not offended. You're the one who made yourself look bad, dude. Sorry, you're a piece of human garbage.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/10/1305:39 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
The motherfucker on the subway next to me FLOSSING HIS TEETH. I gave him the evil glare. And he flosses his teeth quieter as if that's the issue. Then I ask him why he's flossing his teeth in a public space. He says, "Sorry."
Sorry?! I'm not offended. You're the one who made yourself look bad, dude. Sorry, you're a piece of human garbage.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/10/1312:48 PM
The under the asshole camera shot during a scene. Oh, that's just what I want to see. I've been looking forward to seeing Wesley Pipes' hairy asshole as he's boffing some teenage quiff...that is fun. I really love the camera man sticking a camera between his legs so we can really see just how hairy his asshole is. Fun fact: if I can see your asshole in porn, you better be female and it better be getting something in it.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/10/1301:00 PM
Originally Posted By: Willie D
People who reek of stale cigarette stench seem to be coming out of the woodwork lately. I'm not knocking your choice to smoke or not, that's your own business.
But please, if you smoke so much that I can smell your stench an aisle away, (i) go home, clean all your clothes twice in a scented detergent, (ii) take at least 3 showers, (iii) brush your chicklets and drink some moutwash. That's right, let it flow all the way down your gullet so the rest of your putrid body doesn't make me want to puke in the checkout lane.
You probably also need to fumigate your walls and steam clean your carpet and furniture.
You pot smokers, and especially you clove smokers...double that. One just smells like shit, the other will land you in the pokey.
Some of that might work but if you've been smoking in your house for years you will need to SEAL and paint the walls. The carpet is going to have to come up and at least be cleaned professionally. Finally, replace the carpet pad and scrub any area that dust builds up on. All this on top of throwing out all fabric furniture and most of your clothing. I'm sure Stanley Steamer has a package deal for this. Oh and you are probably screwed if you have that popcorn texture on your ceiling. That shit will need to come down and be reapplied.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 01/09/1402:00 PM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
And people who ask the server: which is better? Like the fucking waiter eats off the menu and knows what you will like.
i dunno fb. sometimes if you're a regular and ask about the "specials" it might be worth it. we all know some of the "specials" are shit that's old and or regurgitated pieces of other meal deals. same if there's a rotation of chefs/cooks. some nights are better than others.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 01/09/1403:38 PM
People who bitch and moan more than making the changes, being grateful or seeing things from a different more pleasant perspective. That shit is draining no wonder why those people are so grumpy.Bleh!
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 01/09/1411:37 PM
Mistah Willie, there was a fella on another site who told me that "uppity" was a racist term. In effort to have an orderly board, please keep that type of stuff to the Tritone thread. Thank you.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/16/1412:52 PM
Lunch waitstaff that fucking vanishes after you're served. Bring me my damned check or you'll be meeting me at the register and explaining to the owner why you had to take your smoke break during lunch. I got shit to do not wait on your dumbasses.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/16/1403:14 PM
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Lunch waitstaff that fucking vanishes after you're served. Bring me my damned check or you'll be meeting me at the register and explaining to the owner why you had to take your smoke break during lunch. I got shit to do not wait on your dumbasses.
Damn. You'd kill people in some... well probably most parts of Europe if you dined out.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/16/1404:02 PM
Ha! I remember my first time in Europe. I was sitting at a restaurant by myself long after it was obvious that I finished eating, wondering when they were going to bring the check.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/16/1406:21 PM
I was in Europe for months, and avoided this problem altogether by eating at McDonalds. Not only did I learn to order in several languages, I also found out Morgan Spurlock is a pussy.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/17/1401:11 AM
Originally Posted By: Traveler
I was in Europe for months, and avoided this problem altogether by eating at McDonalds. Not only did I learn to order in several languages, I also found out Morgan Spurlock is a pussy.
Panzer alt ID, how many languages did you learn how to ask for ketchup packets?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/17/1409:13 PM
People who don't have bank accounts. No, I don't have PayPal. No, I'm not going to a western union and I don't know how to wire money anyway. Just get a bank account and have the minimum required amount in there so you have one.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/18/1409:26 AM
Banks now charge people a monthly fee to have an account, and a fee if their customer darkens the doorstep in person. Even if it's just five or ten bucks a month, that's galling.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/18/1411:41 AM
Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Banks now charge people a monthly fee to have an account, and a fee if their customer darkens the doorstep in person. Even if it's just five or ten bucks a month, that's galling.
Really? You're one of those people? Most places it's $8/month or less, and it's usually waived if you maintain a min balance, get direct deposit, or have a line of credit. Sorry, but it's still a private enterprise. If you don't like it, you could relocate to any of a number of Islamic nations. I'm pretty sure usury violates the Quran.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/18/1401:35 PM
Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Banks now charge people a monthly fee to have an account, and a fee if their customer darkens the doorstep in person. Even if it's just five or ten bucks a month, that's galling.
Yes, but they should just keep the $10/month or whatever in their just to have a bank account.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/18/1404:16 PM
Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
...and a fee if their customer darkens the doorstep in person...
Banks have experimented with this since 1994, and found it to be a colossal failure in terms of customer attrition. Every bank in Arizona has stopped opening these kinds of accounts.
As for cash deposited, I'd like to see a link to that. Most banks charge business customers 20-30 cents per $100 over a certain amount, $10M-$25M. but for a consumer account?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/18/1404:48 PM
I dont know where a link is. It was on some literature that was sent to me years ago. I have both biddness and personal acct through them, but I think it was for both. I could certainly be wrong on that.
I also think BOA still does a no teller acct, since they have ATMs that accept deposits now.
Edit: BOA's e-commerce acct is $8.95 a month, but the fee is waved if you dont use a teller or get a paper statement. Couldnt find a link about the cash deposits charge. Maybe they dont do it anymore.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 03/18/1406:22 PM
Originally Posted By: Traveler
Really? You're one of those people? Most places it's $8/month or less, and it's usually waived if you maintain a min balance, get direct deposit, or have a line of credit. Sorry, but it's still a private enterprise. If you don't like it, you could relocate to any of a number of Islamic nations. I'm pretty sure usury violates the Quran.
No, I'm not one of those people. I don't bank in the United States. So I don't have to care about bank fees. But I hear about them from people complaining and it seems like a bad idea.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/05/1411:39 PM
People who need plastic to pay for a goddamn cup of coffee (the plastic will be way the fuck down in their purse when they get to the counter), service people who wont get the fuck off their phones at said coffee shop; cabbies are notorious for this . Idiot tables who show up 40 goddamn minutes late for a reso then complain they 'felt rushed' when i need to get the next group in who were courteous enough to arrive on time. Cabbies it's all 100% foreigner. For the other complaints, it's almost exclusively fags and women.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/1407:43 AM
I don't see any vast time difference between digging through all your shit to get your debit card and digging through all your shit to get 37 cents in change so that the cashier will not have to give you any coins back which is exactly what you would be waiting on had a customer paid in cash.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/1411:45 AM
I was gonna mention that. i agree, but even so, carry a fucking tenner around for pithy little purchases. it's crazy watching some jerkoff's card not work (which is never his fault) or the pin pad timing out because he's too distracted, asking if there's gluten or nuts in that muffin.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/1402:39 PM
Any store where you need a club card to get the sale price. I refuse to shop there. Don't act like you're giving great customer service by giving me the sale price. It's CVS, not an industry discount at fashion week. We all know it's marketing/consumer tracking. Meanwhile, the person ahead of me is reversing the customer service because they're slowing down the line because they forgot which phone number they need for the register to charge them the sale price.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/1405:26 PM
When I am at Ralphs, I use 213-867-5309, That's Jenny's number according to Tommy Tutone and it works. Apparently that number in most area codes will do the job without giving away your demographic info.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/06/1408:01 PM
Hilarious, Kingfish.
I hate the customer cards, but I see it as a fairly minor annoyance in a world gone to Hell. Maybe throwing coffee in the cashier's face would speed things up. First World problems.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/1401:07 AM
A cashier at the grocery store felt bad that I didn't have one of their club cards, so he activated one and gave it to me without having to fill out any forms. I get the sales price, but don't have to worry about them tracking my purchases or mailing me shit. My name comes up as "Valued Customer."
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/07/1407:09 AM
Womens purses are NASTY. Don't sit your purse on my counter or restaurant table after that fuckers been on the floor of the restaurant, subway, women's bathroom, etc. No telling what's on the bottom of those things.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/09/1410:25 AM
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Womens purses are NASTY. Don't sit your purse on my counter or restaurant table after that fuckers been on the floor of the restaurant, subway, women's bathroom, etc. No telling what's on the bottom of those things.
These are some of the things I try not to think about when I'm licking their feet.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/18/1401:15 PM
Liquid hand soap pumps baffle me. I'm never quite sure of exactly how to get them started off and end up twisting the top right and left until, by happy accident, the pump is activated.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/19/1404:01 PM
When a word ends in "tor" and people pronounce it like actor Tor Johnson rather than pronouncing it like a soft "e," it sounds really, really dumb to me. The only time I ever hear the word "realtor" pronounced properly is in radio ads. Everyone I know pronounces it as if it was spelled "realter." RealTOR just sounds dumb.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/19/1406:32 PM
not only that but in the ad they try to make it sound like two words...real(pause for a second)tor. most of em are failed hairdressers or dudes that got bounced out of car sales because they couldn't show up often enough.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/23/1407:41 PM
Those watermarked images of the Presidents on US currency that you have to hold up to the light to see always look like it's either an image of their retarded twin brother or themselves if they had elephantitis.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/29/1405:03 PM
Going through the drive thru at a fast food place and they give you your drink as soon as you pull up to the window but they wait until the rest of your order is ready to put a straw into the bag instead of giving it with your drink.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/06/1410:37 AM
I'm assuming this bullshit somehow originated on Facebook, but there's some sort of pay-it-forward thing going on at the drive-thrus for StarBucks. I'm driving a brand new luxury car, I don't need the person ahead of me to pay for my coffee and breakfast sammich. And I'm not gonna feel bad for not buying the person behind me their drink/food.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/06/1411:38 AM
[fatbloody]Dude it's a "thing" at Starbucks...just another example of the rich helping each other while forgetting the common man buying his coffee at the gas station.[/fatbloody]
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/06/1409:45 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I'm assuming this bullshit somehow originated on Facebook, but there's some sort of pay-it-forward thing going on at the drive-thrus for StarBucks. I'm driving a brand new luxury car, I don't need the person ahead of me to pay for my coffee and breakfast sammich. And I'm not gonna feel bad for not buying the person behind me their drink/food.
whoa...so you can pull up and order whatever the fuck you want and the person in front of you will pay for it?. or is there a set limit?.
if it's the former i'd make that drive through look like bristol on a Saturday night in August.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/06/1410:36 PM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I'm assuming this bullshit somehow originated on Facebook, but there's some sort of pay-it-forward thing going on at the drive-thrus for StarBucks. I'm driving a brand new luxury car, I don't need the person ahead of me to pay for my coffee and breakfast sammich. And I'm not gonna feel bad for not buying the person behind me their drink/food.
whoa...so you can pull up and order whatever the fuck you want and the person in front of you will pay for it?. or is there a set limit?.
if it's the former i'd make that drive through look like bristol on a Saturday night in August.
I thought this started with Tim Horton's coffee shops in Canada.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/09/1407:54 AM
Hell no. I pay $2 for coffee at Sbux or $2 and change if it's iced. I order a tall Americano with room then move to the side and pour either soy or non-fat. No sugar. 20 calorie drink...done! I'll be damned if I'm paying $6 for someone's 700 calorie frappamiata or whatever.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/09/1408:54 AM
I get different drinks at different spots. I don't consider Starbucks to be real coffee, it's more of a coffee flavored beverage, so I get an iced latte with sugar free vanilla. The local coffee roaster is 10x better than Starbucks, so I'll get an iced americano and put a splash of cream in it. At coffee drive thru huts, I just get plain iced americanos because no matter how little cream I ask for, they dump in enough to make my drink taste like a breve. But people don't go to the coffee huts for coffee anyway, they go because the baristas are all hot and sometimes you just need to see a hot chick to brighten your day. I saw one the other day that looked just like Tori Black.
I'm still trying to figure out something it saw at the coffee shop in the local hipster grocery store. The yoga instructor hippie chick ahead of me in line ordered a soy latte, then she went to the sweetener/creamer station and poured pure cream into it.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/09/1409:18 AM
This is why I grind and brew my own. You can't even order a cup of black coffee any more without it being something else.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/09/1406:16 PM
s^me. i'll admit that when i'm super lazy/hurting some mornings i'll grab a Mcd's newmans own dollar coffee when the timings right. it's almost coffee and you get the same bump from the large as you would a cup of your own at home.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/10/1412:06 AM
I had a friend who worked in an office with a former coke head and he said she'd order 16 shot espressos trying to recapture a buzz. She wasn't hot, so I never asked any follow up questions.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/10/1408:05 AM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Generizer
I'm so glad I'm not dependent on anything like caffeine to function in the world. It sounds like a miserable pain in the ass.
Yes, it must be wonderful being as perfect as you.
Oh did I hit a sensitive nerve there? Kinda funny that one indirect comment not meant towards any specific person more than the other would get you all worked up. Did I say I was perfect? NOoooo. But thanks for thinking I am!!! (ahem, there's a pet peeve for you)
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Try a coffee enema Gen. If you are caffeine free, it will probably be like doing meth without the burn, unless you use hot coffee.
I've always been extremely sensitive and have stayed away from caffeine for the most part or just have a third of a cup of tea diluted. It's an awful feeling. I do get grumpy on rare occasions when I don't get to shit in the morning. Maybe that's my morning coffee
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/10/1405:21 PM
Originally Posted By: Generizer
I'm so glad I'm not dependent on anything like caffeine to function in the world. It sounds like a miserable pain in the ass.
I am. And proud of it. I kiss my French press everyday.
Oh, and I miss my nyc friend whose job relocated him to LA, so he moved in. I used to text him to bring me coffee every morning. For it would be rude to ring the service bell
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/10/1405:26 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I had a friend who worked in an office with a former coke head and he said she'd order 16 shot espressos trying to recapture a buzz. She wasn't hot, so I never asked any follow up questions.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/10/1407:02 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I wonder what whores would charge as an upsell for crying?
It's chivalrous of you to consider that an extra. Truly.
I am a gentleman perv, unless the mutually agreed to verbal contract allows otherwise. Last thing I want is a whore to say I took liberties, so I gotta pay XXX or she gonna cry rape.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/14/1409:05 AM
A fucking family of magpies has taken over my back yard. I just got swooped on but they stopped short of attacking me. A friend from around the corner had one sink its claws into him. If Fish & Game doesn't take care of the problem, we're breaking out the pellet guns.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/14/1411:49 AM
The man vs nature aspect of that reminds me a little of the fight we had out here over the La Jolla Children's Pool. It's officially a seal sanctuary now, but we had to listen to the locals bitch about it forever. It's not my hood, but I'd personally prefer the seals over children any day. They're quieter and they don't piss in the water as much. Now the residents are whining about the smell from all the seabirds shitting on the rocks offshore. Admittedly it does smell a little like the Bronx Zoo monkey house when you walk down Coast Blvd. But you have beachfront property in La Jolla for fuckssake. Just be rich and stfu already.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/14/1402:33 PM
We have assholes like that in my town. Person w/ large horse farm subdivided it, building on 1/2 and preserving the other 1/2. After a year the fuck heads who bought in the development were complaining to the township about the smell of the horses.
Similar situation w/ the East Windsor racetrack. Assholes bought houses in a subdivision right next to a racetrack, then started complaining about the track.
These are reasons I hate development people. Whenever someone tells me they live in my town, then tell me a road I never heard of, I say "Never heard of it. Is it in one of those housing projects?" and they get insulted and walk away.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/15/1403:27 PM
It ticks me off when I say to people "thank you" and they say "no problem". Part of the slippery slope in the downfall of humanity. For all you epsilons out there, the correct response is "you're welcome".
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/17/1406:26 PM
Originally Posted By: artwilliams
It ticks me off when I say to people "thank you" and they say "no problem". Part of the slippery slope in the downfall of humanity. For all you epsilons out there, the correct response is "you're welcome".
it's no different than "no worries" which is a term that fucken sets me off. if i address you first there's obviously no worries(for me). plus, for some reason, i think it carries a hippy vibe and i fucken hate hippies.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/17/1408:55 PM
Do you distinguish between Hippies and Dead Heads?
I argued with a buddy one night, he was saying he was a Dead Head, I said he was a Hippy. Back and forth for an hour, until I said, "Wait a minute, you subscribe to the Mother Earth News....Fuckin Hippy!" He put his head down and the argument was over. Fucking Mother Earth News. Might as well subscribe to Commie Monthly.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/17/1409:20 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Do you distinguish between Hippies and Dead Heads?
I argued with a buddy one night, he was saying he was a Dead Head, I said he was a Hippy. Back and forth for an hour, until I said, "Wait a minute, you subscribe to the Mother Earth News....Fuckin Hippy!" He put his head down and the argument was over. Fucking Mother Earth News. Might as well subscribe to Commie Monthly.
No, I see them as separate things. Dead heads come in Jersey Jew variety, and those guys are NOT hippy. Plus, you have biker dead heads, also NOT hippy. I am leaning towards seeing this as a gender based thing though, dead head chicks seem to all be hippies.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/17/1409:53 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Do you distinguish between Hippies and Dead Heads?
great question. not ignoring what fb said but i disagree with the jersey jew thing. jersey jews have one setting...overcome at any means. ben and jerrys...jersey jews. barry sanders...jersey jew. i'm having none of it.
we deal bikes a little bit and i've never seen a deadhead biker. most true harley guys like blues based jams and just want what comes easy. simple as that.
to answer the trick question... todays hippies were dead heads.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/18/1401:29 AM
An old g/f once gave me a Jerry Garcia-designed necktie. After she left the next morning. I burned it. Looked like Neil from "The Young Ones" had puked all over it.
Burning Silk...that would be a good name for a band. So would Pripyat Babies, Strontium-90, and The Exclusion Zone.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/18/1408:25 AM
I believe Jerry Garcia once OD'ed on heroin and wound up in a coma but blamed it on his diabetes. That bothers me. Native American porn star Hyapatia Lee did kind of the same thing once, but she actually went so far as to fake her own death and blame it on diabetes to increase sales of her merchandise.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/18/1410:20 AM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
not ignoring what fb said but i disagree with the jersey jew thing. jersey jews have one setting...overcome at any means. ben and jerrys...jersey jews. barry sanders...jersey jew. i'm having none of it.
So, you're agreeing they're not hippies, right? Never met a pre-med/pre-law hippy from Long Island/Jersey.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/18/1411:48 AM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
not ignoring what fb said but i disagree with the jersey jew thing. jersey jews have one setting...overcome at any means. ben and jerrys...jersey jews. barry sanders...jersey jew. i'm having none of it.
So, you're agreeing they're not hippies, right? Never met a pre-med/pre-law hippy from Long Island/Jersey.
Wouldn't that be a Trustafarian? Just trying to pass the time until they get indoctrinated into Yuppie-hood.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/18/1401:01 PM
No, they're type-A asshole med students from Long Island Jewish families. We used to get them by the truckload down in Atlanta because of Emory University. These are acid-dealing, sports-gambling, anti-hippy deadheads. They drive BMW sports cars with steal your face bumper stickers.
And as for bikers=deadheads, you just need to attend or view pics from dead shows in Nor-Cal or Colorado. Tons of biker deadheads. Fuck's sake, Pigpen was a biker icon.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/18/1408:33 PM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
not ignoring what fb said but i disagree with the jersey jew thing. jersey jews have one setting...overcome at any means. ben and jerrys...jersey jews. barry sanders...jersey jew. i'm having none of it.
So, you're agreeing they're not hippies, right? Never met a pre-med/pre-law hippy from Long Island/Jersey.
no offense but shape shifting jews could never be real hippies. they can barely maintain the sand people persona in the promised land and don't they stand out?.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/19/1403:55 PM
That's my point, to an extent. They are not hippies, yet are deadheads. Besides, my people ain't sand nigras, we're krauts. Different people with different bloodlines.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/19/1405:42 PM
I knew what ya meant. and I know they're not sand N werds.
I'm pissed no one called me out on the barry/bernie sanders thing. I use it all the time when there's mention of him. the polar opposite of a socialist is a detroit running back.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/19/1408:07 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I believe Jerry Garcia once OD'ed on heroin and wound up in a coma but blamed it on his diabetes. That bothers me.
Peace and love hippie Baby Boomer junkie piece of shit. Voice of a Generation. Yup.
Dead fish handshakes. Rand Paul was in town this last weekend and I was a little bummed. I'm a fan and was a little bummed I'd be in Canada smoking myself stupid with a dred locked Paki chick I scored weed from. Would've liked the opportunity to meet him. Front page of the paper showed him with a group of scrubbed faced young college Republicans. He's a wee one. With small hands. I don't know if I couldn't handled the far from firm handshake it looked he would give.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/19/1408:15 PM
Notorious drug addict Artie Lange wound up in the hospital recently for "diabetic shock." From my experience, "diabetic shock" is low blood sugar and you treat it by drinking orange juice or pop. I'm quite skeptical.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/20/1403:17 AM
I think the fact that Artie was bugging out on Twitter about the hospital wanting to put him in a psych ward, and that he was fired from his DirectTV show the next week, pretty much tell us that wasn't diabetic shock. Poor bastard.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/20/1404:02 PM
I'm fine with opiates and booze. I love them, in fact. But I have a standing request with my family that however I die, I don't want diabetes to be mentioned in my obituary. I hate that, "He died after a long struggle with diabetes," bullshit. You take your insulin/meds, you check your bloodsugar and you deal with it.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/21/1407:25 AM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
No, they're type-A asshole med students from Long Island Jewish families. We used to get them by the truckload down in Atlanta because of Emory University. These are acid-dealing, sports-gambling, anti-hippy deadheads. They drive BMW sports cars with steal your face bumper stickers.
And as for bikers=deadheads, you just need to attend or view pics from dead shows in Nor-Cal or Colorado. Tons of biker deadheads. Fuck's sake, Pigpen was a biker icon.
Fuck, the Dead used to do benefit shows for the Hell's Angels.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/22/1401:03 AM
I'm the absolutely least racist, sexist, or bigoted person I know, instead I choose to hate everyone equally. But it burns me arse just a bit that in any and every situation on tv, commercials AND sitcoms, the white guy is always depicted as the dumbass. If he's with his wife/family, he fucks something up, gets lost, some shit. Same goes for if he's with a black dude, or in a group on a sitcom. I dunno why this just popped in my head, I barely watch tv, I blame drugs
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/17/1412:41 PM
Clipboaed man is an inspector supplied to monitor practices and observe protocols in hazmat situations. He is required to be free of obstructed views in order to fully monitor safety.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/18/1405:41 PM
My contact lens scratched my eye and I had to take them out so I was wearing glasses when I fell asleep on the couch last night. I woke up and couldn't find them anywhere so now I'm wearing a pair of 20 year old glasses with huge dark red frames. They look like something Sally Jessy Raphael or Bruce Vilanch might wear when they want to look a little classier.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/24/1409:15 PM
Fucking morons who slide in to first base, even though it makes you take longer to get there. Run through the fucking bag, Pedro! Its always the little scrappy middle infielders too. Pisses me right the fuck off
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/18/1410:16 PM
Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
Not sure if this has been covered, but sitting down for a good shit, and realizing I didn't bring my cell with me
Streaming video to my cell phone has impinged on my enjoyment of fapping in the shower. I rarely make it off the toilet and to the shower w/o having spent a round.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/20/1407:57 PM
Elevator etiquette is a big big deal for me.
1) Pressing both the up and down button to catch the elevator. You're only going one way. 2) trying to get on the elevator before letting me off. Here's a hint, it isn't happening, I'll throw elbows at your grandma if that bitch tries me. 3) silent wicked farts. Its an enclosed area and my mouth might be open. I'd rather you rip a loud gasser we can both laugh at, plus then maybe you'll shit your pants, more fun for me. But don't stink it up on the 2nd floor when you're getting off at the 5th and I have to ride up to 47th, because fuck you. 4) talking on your cell phone. Best believe if your on your cell, then I'm gonna start talking about super inappropriate shit really loud either to anyone else on the elevator, or into my own cell phone that I didn't even pretend to dial. Don't be rude.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/20/1411:22 PM
Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
2) trying to get on the elevator before letting me off. Here's a hint, it isn't happening, I'll throw elbows at your grandma if that bitch tries me.
Fuck yea! I hate that shit.
When I lived in a huge condo in Chicago, I would have to ride the elevator with people I hated. And I'd get off at my floor while laying a SBD for them to enjoy on the next 5 floors up. Bitches.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/23/1403:22 PM
This really irritates me. A couple of restaurants have opened up here recently touting "wood fired pizza." If you look at the first pic below, the oven, idiotically named, "Wood Stone," clearly has a gas burner hidden behind a grate. Then in the second pic from a different restaurant, you can see they're using the same fucking oven only they clearly just threw a couple of pieces of wood off to the side and lit them on fire to fake the photo. Assholes.
Years ago another restaurant did the same thing and I actually asked someone to show me the oven and tell me why the pizza is called "wood fired," when the flame clearly came from a gas burner. The next time I came back, the pizza was billed as being, "stone fired," which means absolutely fucking nothing.
Edit: From checking out the "Wood Stone" website, I see the target temperature for their ovens is 570°. I can calibrate my fucking home electric oven to get hotter than that.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/23/1405:22 PM
From the sentences that have never been uttered by anyone, anywhere, at anytime file.
"Thank God I had that stupid fucking too small to put anything useful into but big enough that every thing you want to pull out of your pocket gets stuck in it fifth pocket in my jeans today. I don't know what I would have down without it."
Other than I know I would not rip a hole in the bigger pocket while trying to pull my car keys out of it.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/23/1408:52 PM
Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
From the sentences that have never been uttered by anyone, anywhere, at anytime file.
"Thank God I had that stupid fucking too small to put anything useful into but big enough that every thing you want to pull out of your pocket gets stuck in it fifth pocket in my jeans today. I don't know what I would have down without it."
Other than I know I would not rip a hole in the bigger pocket while trying to pull my car keys out of it.
Only things I have ever put in the lil pocket are bags of meth and a Zippo. It sucks when you forget your meth in there and run it through the wash.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/23/1408:57 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
This really irritates me. A couple of restaurants have opened up here recently touting "wood fired pizza." If you look at the first pic below, the oven, idiotically named, "Wood Stone," clearly has a gas burner hidden behind a grate. Then in the second pic from a different restaurant, you can see they're using the same fucking oven only they clearly just threw a couple of pieces of wood off to the side and lit them on fire to fake the photo. Assholes.
Years ago another restaurant did the same thing and I actually asked someone to show me the oven and tell me why the pizza is called "wood fired," when the flame clearly came from a gas burner. The next time I came back, the pizza was billed as being, "stone fired," which means absolutely fucking nothing.
Edit: From checking out the "Wood Stone" website, I see the target temperature for their ovens is 570°. I can calibrate my fucking home electric oven to get hotter than that.
I saw one joint in Brooklyn pimping "wood fired". They actually had a fireplace going under where they cooked the pies. They where out of biddness in under a year. Place was gutted and now a sushi joint.
Personally, I can't stand "rustic" type pizzas. I want a fucking pizza pie, not smushed dough w/ a mess of shit thrown on it. When I see articles w/ that crap billed as the best pizza in NYC, or where ever, I wanna fuckin puke.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 11/24/1401:52 AM
NYC does it one better and offers coal fired pizza from ovens dating back to the early 1900's. Honestly, wood-fired and coal-fired pizza ovens do make the best pizza, but that "Wood Stone" shit I posted above is purely a gimmick. It's as good as having a fake fireplace at the back of an electric oven. They use an infrared burner under the floor of the oven so the bottom of the crust cooks. Lol.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/02/1402:40 PM
Assholes who ride their bicycles on the main roads when there's a blizzard going on.
It seems they've made the plastic shopping bags at the grocery store so fucking thin that every one has to be double bagged or they'll rip. There has to be a name for that level of absurdity.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/02/1403:02 PM
Fuck that shit. I'm a guy. Every fucking item I buy fits into a basket that I can barely carry by the time I make it to the register and then I carry all 5 or 6 (double) bags of groceries out to my vehicle in one hand while I hold my wallet and cellphone in the other. I'm not fucking with paper bags in a cart and I won't bring cloth bags to the store like a goddamn hippie.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 12/18/1408:49 AM
People who are 1/2 or more German or Russian or Irish or something, but 1/16th or 1/32nd Indian, who decide they identify more with their "Indian half."
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/15/1505:28 PM
Businesses with just one word for their name. We have a real estate company called DWELL, a wine bar called CRUSH, an Asian restaurant called DISH and an auto repair spot called FIX. Although I wouldn't mind seeing a meat company called CARCASS.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/15/1511:05 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
From the sentences that have never been uttered by anyone, anywhere, at anytime file.
"Thank God I had that stupid fucking too small to put anything useful into but big enough that every thing you want to pull out of your pocket gets stuck in it fifth pocket in my jeans today. I don't know what I would have down without it."
Other than I know I would not rip a hole in the bigger pocket while trying to pull my car keys out of it.
Only things I have ever put in the lil pocket are bags of meth and a Zippo. It sucks when you forget your meth in there and run it through the wash.
I think that is a watch pocket. A hold over from before wrist watches. I keep a knife on a clip in there.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/15/1511:16 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Assholes who ride their bicycles on the main roads when there's a blizzard going on.
It seems they've made the plastic shopping bags at the grocery store so fucking thin that every one has to be double bagged or they'll rip. There has to be a name for that level of absurdity.
I hate the fucking assholes in full on biking gear like they are riding in the Tour de France that insist on riding on the busy main roads, usually in faggot packs, and fucking traffic all to hell because they have a right to ride on the road when there are thousands of miles of less busy side/residential roads or even bike trails available they could ride on.
The BJs Wholesale near me doesn't have bags anymore but as you walk out they have a huge bin full of used empty boxes you can take and fill up at your car with your purchases from the shopping cart.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/16/1507:06 AM
Fuckers that don't pick their feet off the ground/floor when they walk. Sounds like someone whittling on a piece of bamboo with a pocket knife. Do you answer to Igor? Is your employer a mad scientist? If you do not answer yes to the two previous questions pick up your damn feet.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/16/1503:12 PM
^^^ Do you at least swing your arms when you walk? I knew a guy in college who would walk with his arms stationary, straight down. Unless you're a gunslinger from the 1800's, that's not acceptable.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/19/1508:22 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
^^^ Do you at least swing your arms when you walk? I knew a guy in college who would walk with his arms stationary, straight down. Unless you're a gunslinger from the 1800's, that's not acceptable.
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I swing the fuck out of my arms. I'm not Bullock from Deadwood.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/21/1509:04 AM
Yeah, there is a subset of guys (never seen a female with these tendencies) who swing their arms in a four foot long arc while taking about two foot long shuffle steps with their feet. They would knock you out cold if they ever connected with the arm swing but you can hear them coming from fifty yards away with the foot shuffles and always have time to get out of the way by the time they actually get to you. Kind of a Neanderthal version of a rattlesnake rattle.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/24/1512:46 AM
A terrible gait grinds my gears. I can't deal with it. Can't deal with arm swinging, can't deal with ppl who don't pick up their feet when they walk, etc.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/24/1501:59 PM
The socks and flops? Especially black socks. But isn't the point of flips to not have to wear socks? It's the ultimate old man look that spans the generations.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/24/1509:23 PM
Any open toed footwear is just wrong for adult men. Unless you're in swimwear, wear some fucking shoes. Possible exceptions may be made for Asians and Homos where applicable.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/24/1511:03 PM
Open toe is fine if you are kicking around your own property/yard, at the beach or pool.
I can't stand how much men are pussies now and act like women when they are in the wrong. I had a guy carrying a few cups of coffee in a cup carrier from the store. I was walking to the right side of the sidewalk near the store. This pussy was walking down the center of the sidewalk talking on his phone and I had no space to my right so I just kept walking in MY space. He walked right into me and I didn't give way. He basically hit a solid object from his perspective. He hit me and got thrown off balance and staggered back to the side. He lost his coffees spilling down his legs and dropped his phone. He started bitching and whining like a cunt because I didn't get out of HIS way and was trying to blame me. I just laughed, told him to stay to his right side of the path and not in the middle and went on my way while he kept whining and bitching.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/25/1503:24 PM
I usually don't care how people dress but the hipsters and Lumbersexuals are getting on my fucking nerves. All these faggots with beards now remind me of the bearforce1 video that went viral a few years ago.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/25/1509:24 PM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Any open toed footwear is just wrong for adult men. Unless you're in swimwear, wear some fucking shoes. Possible exceptions may be made for Asians and Homos where applicable.
I am the proud owner of a pair of Footjoy golf sandals and you will have to pry them off of my cold dead body if I die anytime between April and October. Easily the most comfortable golf shoes I have ever owned.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/25/1509:24 PM
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
I usually don't care how people dress but the hipsters and Lumbersexuals are getting on my fucking nerves. All these faggots with beards now remind me of the bearforce1 video that went viral a few years ago.
Posers always suck. From line dancing douchebags who dressed up in full cowboy gear having never petted a horse, to welfare spooks wearing work boots.
Find solace in the fact that many of them will get hooked on opiates and die of AIDS from dirty needles or trickin to get drugs.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/27/1508:27 AM
I don't know what to call it but that haircut gals are getting where the side is way longer than the back and they look like basset hounds. Ugly with a capital UGH!
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/30/1512:13 AM
I went to Lowe's today and couldn't find a cleaning product and had to ask someone. Apparently half of their employees are now African immigrants who don't speak English. Their main job skill seems to be pointing at the one African who does speak English, whose job is to refer people to one of the white employees who actually knows where things are and can help people.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/30/1507:04 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I went to Lowe's today and couldn't find a cleaning product and had to ask someone. Apparently half of their employees are now African immigrants who don't speak English. Their main job skill seems to be pointing at the one African who does speak English, whose job is to refer people to one of the white employees who actually knows where things are and can help people.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/30/1511:57 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
A terrible gait grinds my gears. I can't deal with it. Can't deal with arm swinging, can't deal with ppl who don't pick up their feet when they walk, etc.
Haha, I have a terrible gait. People that act like assholes all the time, and are just generally intollerable to be around. It's like maybe one day they'd wake up and have an epiphany and think "Gee, maybe if I weren't such a dick, people would like me better!"
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/31/1512:10 AM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I went to Lowe's today and couldn't find a cleaning product and had to ask someone. Apparently half of their employees are now African immigrants who don't speak English. Their main job skill seems to be pointing at the one African who does speak English, whose job is to refer people to one of the white employees who actually knows where things are and can help people.
This is in Alaska? I have to imagine it is somewhat more pronounced in the Lower 48, where they are working on ways to get rid of that last white guy.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/31/1509:39 AM
Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
This is in Alaska? I have to imagine it is somewhat more pronounced in the Lower 48, where they are working on ways to get rid of that last white guy.
There are tons of African immigrants up here. Most of them seem to be taxi drivers. i think the local ethnic shopping mall even has a restaurant that serves goat now.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/01/1508:42 PM
20 something females whining and complaining about their life and using fml and kmn on facebook. Grow the fuck up already. Not to mention the ones trying to date 17 and 18 year old boys still in high school. What a fucked up country we live in.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/03/1501:09 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Highly recommended. If you like jail. Can we not endorse sex with minors here on our porn board if we'd like to keep XPT? This goes for all genders.
You know nobody really cares when its a woman committing the crime against a male child over 13 unless she's a teacher. Even if the law gets involved the woman gets a fucking slap on the wrist.
There is a woman and a man who are both on the sex offender's registry for crimes against under age victims who lived in the town I used to live in. The people had a shit fit over the dude living there. Not one fucking peep over the female offender and a few people did point that out to the mob. She could drink in the neighborhood bar without incident and nobody was posting fliers around her home for two blocks in any direction about her status and crimes. The dude couldn't even buy a 12 pack to take out of the neighborhood bar without at least being threatened.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/03/1501:58 PM
Society should care when the adult is a woman. Why should she be held less responsible because she's an adult female and the minor is male? It's just as damaging, no matter what Hollywood or some Penthouse Letters article in 1992 wants you to believe.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/03/1503:36 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Society should care when the adult is a woman. Why should she be held less responsible because she's an adult female and the minor is male? It's just as damaging, no matter what Hollywood or some Penthouse Letters article in 1992 wants you to believe.
I agree but you'll never see anyone especially the feminists get behind equality in policing and sentencing in the USA.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/03/1506:08 PM
In Kentucky the age of consent is indeed 16, generally, but the statute is hideously complex about whether or not it's a crime for someone older than 21 to be involved. I'm not admitted in Kentucky and can't parse that thicket of language. All I knew at the time, though (this was the 80s), was that a beautiful and bubbly neighbor girl who had seemed completely unattainable just weeks before came back from college over winter break and suddenly she was sucking my dick.
Seventeen, by the way, is old enough to join the Marine Corps or the Navy and get your ass shot off in a foreign land.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/03/1506:19 PM
Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
In Kentucky the age of consent is indeed 16, generally, but the statute is hideously complex about whether or not it's a crime for someone older than 18 to be involved. I'm not admitted in Kentucky and can't parse that thicket of language. All I knew at the time, though (this was the 80s), was that a beautiful and bubbly neighbor girl who had seemed completely unattainable just weeks before came back from college over winter break and suddenly she was sucking my dick.
Seventeen, by the way, is old enough to join the Marine Corps or the Navy and get your ass shot off in a foreign land.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/08/1508:29 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Society should care when the adult is a woman. Why should she be held less responsible because she's an adult female and the minor is male? It's just as damaging, no matter what Hollywood or some Penthouse Letters article in 1992 wants you to believe.
Whore morals and whore outrage in one post. Nice. Phony as the vaginal orgasm, but nice anyway.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 01/05/1603:16 PM
I clicked on this link ^^^ solely because of the photo, then clicked through 50 or so animated GIF's of news bloopers and never once saw anything with that chick from the pic. Grrr!!!
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 02/09/1611:39 AM
When you select the "Free Shipping" option for an item and the shipping status stays on "Preparing to Ship" for days on end. Just because I'm not paying extra $ for overnight or 2nd day air doesn't mean my order should just get ignored for so long.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 02/09/1611:54 AM
I hate when I run out of liquor.....and I'm too drunk to go to the store. Then I wish that I was still in LA where they deliver vodka for double the price and then I'd act like I had no money and Mickey Rourke would pay. Good times.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 02/25/1605:55 AM
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
I hate when I run out of liquor.....and I'm too drunk to go to the store. Then I wish that I was still in LA where they deliver vodka for double the price and then I'd act like I had no money and Mickey Rourke would pay. Good times.
There's an app called MiniBar. I think they have it in LA as well. Wait. Am I enabling you?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 02/26/1607:32 PM
I wanted to get out of my car and choke this hipster dufus I just saw downtown. He had skinny jeans on, a manbun, a chin beard and he was riding a unicycle. A fat-tired unicycle, no less, which is what all the trendy bicyclists up here put on their bikes in the winter. Prolly on his way to the speakeasy for an IPA or some flaming faggot cocktail.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 02/27/1602:50 AM
It should be legal to slap those fools. I saw a guy recently who walks around cradling an autoharp to his chest and randomly strums chords. Oh, with a long beard and felt hippie hat. I really wanted to sniper him with a bb gun as torture.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 02/27/1610:41 AM
There's a guy in Williamsburg who sits on the street at a table with a typewriter. He types you poems on any topic you want. I should film my hot friend asking him to type her a poem about throat gagging.
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Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/10/1606:38 PM
There is a futhermucking Wahlburgers across Stillwell Ave from Nathan's.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 04/10/1608:48 PM
That is surprising as I would think the food from a wacky reality-type television show would be phenomenal. Just like that Italian stereotype cake guy in New Jersey who makes ridiculous cakes whilst the cut-up employees carry on with their monkeyshines. Has anyone ever had that guy's cake? I can't imagine them being anything but average. Maybe interesting to look at, but probably bland and boring tasting.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 06/07/1601:08 PM
I just had possibly the dumbest conversation of my life with my car insurance customer service rep. My policy went up by $1,400 because "either the ratings or symbols we use have changed." I asked specially what had changed and she was like, "I just told you. The symbols we use were incorrect and now they're correct." I asked her to explain it without using the word "symbols" and she couldn't.
Her: The factors we use have changed. Me: What factors specifically have changed exactly? Her: The ratings or symbols that we use. Me: Stop! Stop it! Stop saying "symbols!" Btw, thank you for providing me no useful information whatsoever.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 08/20/1609:10 AM
We have about a mile long tunnel through the mountain here. 45mph speed limit. I generally breeze through at 50 or 55. Some people will do the 45 right until they get in the tunnel and then slow to 30 to 35 in the left fucking lane. Argghhhh.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 08/21/1601:24 AM
It's a 2.5 hour or so drive from Anchorage to the fishing spot on the Kenai river and the road is mostly a two lane highway with quite a few sections where there are temporary passing lanes. If the speed limit is 65mph, you'll get stuck behind a group of cars going just over 60 where the road is two lanes. Once you get to a section where there's an addition passing lane, everyone floors it and most people don't bother to pull over to right lane like they're supposed to. So, to pass anyone, you have to do 90+ and constantly switch lanes to get around all the morons. Once the passing lane ends, traffic instantly slows back down to around 60mph. It drives me fucking nuts.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/08/1611:00 AM
I was taught to use romaine. And I always go light on the lettuce. If I'm making a salad for myself, sometimes I don't use any at all. A greek salad made without lettuce is known as Horiatiki Salata.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/14/1611:40 AM
Soups not a meal!!!
I think that Bania was so over the top was what made his character so quirkily funny.
George's screaming parents used to about make me leave the room. Jerry Stiller > Ben Stiller by miles though. Uncle Leo [the dude playing him was on Everybody Loves Ray too] always cracks me up.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/16/1606:48 PM
Originally Posted By: windsock
The guy who played Uncle Leo also played a heavy in 'Outlaw Josey Wales' of all things.
Simp, I don't know who you're addressing with this quip.
I always though George's parents were over the top (everyone did), but it wasn't mean. Ray Romao's parents (Frank and Marie IIRC) seemed to have a subtext of vindictiveness. I wasn't a fan of that show, but I will also note that Brad Garrett, who played Ray's brother, also appeared once on Seinfeld as Jerry's mechanic who stole his car. And weren't JFK's golf clubs in the back of the car?
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/16/1607:20 PM
Originally Posted By: Willie D
[quote=windsock]Brad Garrett, who played Ray's brother, also appeared once on Seinfeld as Jerry's mechanic who stole his car. And weren't JFK's golf clubs in the back of the car?
I remember that as being Puddy. Also, wasn't it Rose Kennedy's clubs? But I'm certain Kramer and Newman pursued him and ran over the clubs as he chucked them out. They were driving a mail truck full of refundable sodapop bottles to be refunded in Michagan, which paid a few cents more per bottle than New York.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/16/1608:27 PM
Originally Posted By: windsock
I remember that as being Puddy. Also, wasn't it Rose Kennedy's clubs? But I'm certain Kramer and Newman pursued him and ran over the clubs as he chucked them out. They were driving a mail truck full of refundable sodapop bottles to be refunded in Michagan, which paid a few cents more per bottle than New York.
Wrong.
Puddy (played by Patrick Warburton) was the salesman in am episode other than "The Bottle Deposit."
And they were definitely JFK's clubs. Mr. Peterman had Elaine bid on them at an auction, but her rival Sidra (aka The Braless Wonder) tried to outbid her. So Elaine way overpaid on the clubs. You don't know your Seinfeld, simp. Try harder.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/16/1609:08 PM
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Puddy (played by Patrick Warburton) was the salesman...
When was Puddy anything other than a mechanic? And very unsalesmanlike? Isn't the point of his character that he was simplistic/inarticulate/blue collar ie diametrically opposed to Elaine and the main bunch? We're edging into nerd territory here.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/16/1609:34 PM
Originally Posted By: windsock
[quote=Willie D] When was Puddy anything other than a mechanic? And very unsalesmanlike? Isn't the point of his character that he was simplistic/inarticulate/blue collar ie diametrically opposed to Elaine and the main bunch? We're edging into nerd territory here.
Try watching the episode "The Dealership" you stupid drunk. Then go buy a few Twix candy bars simp. I've forgotten more about Seinfeld than you ever remembered.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/16/1609:53 PM
Seasons 3 and 4 are the only ones I revisited on dvd (I haven't had any kind of tv service for about 15 years) much like the only Dylan albums I get out are 'Blonde on Blonde' and 'Bringing it All Back Home' and ignore the rest. But in light of the Nobel Prize in Lit maybe I'll give all the rest a listen again. But in any case I think it does me a disservice to blame all my failings on my relationship with alcohol. I didn't start drinking until I was in my 20s and was a fully formed person by the time of 8.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/16/1610:07 PM
You know which girlfriend guest star I was most taken with? The concert pianist George did the pre-emptive breakup with. Something slightly butch about her that really appealed to me. Jerry's girlfriends were mostly mannequins accept for Janeane Garofalo. And Hatcher's tits were "spectacular", in her estimation.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/28/1607:06 AM
Can we just stop making TV commercials for deodorant? I'm sick of seeing armpits on TV. And I don't care if one brand is "dryer" than the others. I don't expect to ever be in a real-life situation where someone blows a tube of glitter into my armpit to see if any of it sticks.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 10/29/1608:24 AM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Can we just stop making TV commercials for deodorant? I'm sick of seeing armpits on TV. And I don't care if one brand is "dryer" than the others. I don't expect to ever be in a real-life situation where someone blows a tube of glitter into my armpit to see if any of it sticks.
Even worse, the ones where they blow grass clippings.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 02/06/1708:53 PM
The only fucking commercial local newspaper just went subscription-only ($9.99/mo) for reading news articles online. At least the #1 TV station here still has a free news site.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/15/1711:41 AM
Certain types of customers, people who think they're above you, cunts, bullshitters, lack of logic, passive aggressiveness, waiting, people who stare too long (unless I like you).
My level of tolerance has decreased lately and I lose temper easily so I have no problems blowing up. I wear my heart on my sleeve so if you irritate me you will know.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/15/1711:30 PM
Originally Posted By: grittynoir
Certain types of customers, people who think they're above you, cunts, bullshitters, lack of logic, passive aggressiveness, waiting, people who stare too long (unless I like you).
My level of tolerance has decreased lately and I lose temper easily so I have no problems blowing up. I wear my heart on my sleeve so if you irritate me you will know.
My wiener is really confused by your hotness combined with what looks like an even filthier bathroom mirror than mine.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/22/1711:48 AM
I just saw your reply. Sharp eyes. Actually it's a bedroom mirror and yes it is filthy. Don't worry, it ain't cum or anything like that though it's lotion that shot out like cum ages ago and I can't be bothered to clean up.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/31/1711:10 AM
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
So Gritty! Just who the hell are you? [apologies to Bart Simpson]
Young twenty-something who likes porn and sex and the nonsense that goes on around here. But I feel i've joined too late as all the exciting stuff and pornstar-interaction took place years ago.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/31/1709:34 PM
Originally Posted By: grittynoir
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
So Gritty! Just who the hell are you? [apologies to Bart Simpson]
Young twenty-something who likes porn and sex and the nonsense that goes on around here. But I feel i've joined too late as all the exciting stuff and pornstar-interaction took place years ago.
I just remembers another story from duke skywalker when he was on here. Him and big red went to a chick apartment to shoot and they smelled gas so red shimmied up a pipe to the woman's apartment and she was passed out from a gas leak and he dragged her out. So I guess they are heroes/great guys. When they're not making emotional damaged women eat their own puke and having them talk abut being fucked by their uncles.
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!! - 05/31/1710:49 PM
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: grittynoir
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
So Gritty! Just who the hell are you? [apologies to Bart Simpson]
Young twenty-something who likes porn and sex and the nonsense that goes on around here. But I feel i've joined too late as all the exciting stuff and pornstar-interaction took place years ago.
I just remembers another story from duke skywalker when he was on here. Him and big red went to a chick apartment to shoot and they smelled gas so red shimmied up a pipe to the woman's apartment and she was passed out from a gas leak and he dragged her out. So I guess they are heroes/great guys. When they're not making emotional damaged women eat their own puke and having them talk abut being fucked by their uncles.
Aww. No way. What? Oh my goodness. What a cool story. And I have a bit of a crush on red too...
You bet your ass he does!
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