Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/09/09 04:21 PM

I'm going to have to add any member that uses a stick figure swinging it's dick around as an avatar. That's gayer than Bravo.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 08:30 AM

Stivie Why, aka San Diego's Mike South

Posted by: Oliver Cramwell

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 12:29 PM

Quote:

Fucken excellent Mr. Cramwell. Well done and well played, sir.

Thank you sir, just trying to do my part and rid the board of Jim B's existence because he sucks the life out of the place.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 12:36 PM

I don't recall Monkey going after Raoul.

DaBurglar, yes.
Gen, of course.
In his most recent incarnation, even such people as K1ng.

But, Raoul came well after Monkey's 1st retirement and was gone before he drove Monstar and Chico from their mod seats and the board.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 12:38 PM

Ahh, Crammie. Every time you pop up you only serve to make my argument for me. Here you've made several, including the proper use of alts. But I think this one is the most important:

Love the bad poetry and random capitalization of words. Nice touch.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 12:39 PM

btw, Hungwell better hope all those he listed are drugged unconscious before he tries to swing his lumber. My money's on his intended victims easily taking away any weakly swung 2x4 and using it on him instead.

Posted by: Oliver Cramwell

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 05:35 PM

Quote:

Love the bad poetry and random capitalization of words. Nice touch.

Raoul you must be two feet tall with all the things that go over your head you fucking doorknob.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 05:46 PM

:Gasp: You called me Raoul. I'm... I'm wounded unto death.

Way to be stuck pining for the old days, Crammy. A self-styled "cool kid" hiding behind an alt; too chickenshit to call me out under your real account and too unimaginative to post someting funny.

I admit it. I drove off Kami more than two years before I ever signed up on this board. What was I thinking?

At least you're no longer parroting the oft-repeated line that I drove off Arab the year before I arrived. Do you want to open that can of worms? I can think of at least one person who would cry at the real story.

Run along now, Crammy, before I get all Charles II on your ass.

Posted by: big moose

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:00 PM

has anyone considered adding this to the list of graemlins and calling it :jimb:? no idea where that thought came from. seems like a good idea, though.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:10 PM

By all means do. How's that $380.00 custom bird gym?

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:17 PM

I like the Moose... nice feeder btw. Good for you.
Does the bastard cat ever get at the tweety birds, sylvester?.

Posted by: big moose

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:20 PM

i'm satisfied. the guy has some weird philosophy about not using stainless steel, but otherwise it's great. thanks for remembering. how's whatever the hell mr. yo told you to like this week working out for you?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:20 PM

The soup can means it's an original Warhol and worth every penny.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:26 PM

I tend to think of this as the :jimb:

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:27 PM

Quote:

how's whatever the hell mr. yo told you to like this week working out for you?

Nicole Brazzle? 2006? I think this long separation from Tritone has you a bit frazzled.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:28 PM

Quote:

I tend to think of this as the :jimb:

I'll drink to that.

Posted by: big moose

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:36 PM

Quote:

I tend to think of this as the :jimb:

how about this-

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:39 PM

Quote:

how about this-

I'd say the :ben:

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:49 PM

Quote:

how about this-

How about not making it so obvious you're posting via a web proxy:

Posted by: big moose

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:51 PM

Quote:

Nicole Brazzle? 2006? I think this long separation from Tritone has you a bit frazzled.

Before mr. b signed on here I hadn't seen so many things go over someone's head since Vinny Testeverde was QB with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.-me

Posted by: big moose

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:52 PM

Quote:

How about not making it so obvious you're posting via a web proxy:

aaaaahhhhahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 09:57 PM

Quote:

aaaaahhhhahahahahahahahahahaha

Now don't go staining your panties again. If you've run out, just say so and I'll go to the store for you:

Posted by: big moose

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 10:01 PM

mr. b, not my masculinity! not on the porn forum, where i need it most!!!

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 10:06 PM

Sorry, Bird Brain, but the profuse discharge from your mangina was a bit much.

Posted by: big moose

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 10:13 PM

i just hope you don't hold any of this against me when you become a moderator. i'll be the first one to buy you a beer, k?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/10/09 10:21 PM

Please. There was a time I thought it would have been cool, but if being a mod means asserting my pretend author-i-tay and running around threatening to ban everybody when you don't get enough attention, I'll pass.

And, judging by your posts, I'd say you've had enough beer for the night.

Posted by: big moose

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/11/09 08:55 AM

i have faith that, if and when the time comes, you'll say, "aahhhhhhh fuckit" and take the job. makin things better

Posted by: gonzo420

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/11/09 03:41 PM

Im too baked to think of that many names, but I do know of two that I hate!!

1.Freestyla(whatever his stupid name is)-The Ava Rose fanboi that's in denial. I can't stand this douchebag. Would want a lead pipe instead of a 2x4 to use on this motherfucker!

2.Eric IFAG-I would just slap this fag if I ever met him. No need for the 2x4 w/ this CUNT!

Posted by: MR WHIP

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/11/09 04:03 PM

someon'e woul'd put' a'h bullet; n' tone capone nigro head

Posted by: Smokey

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/11/09 04:24 PM

GonzoHaze420, you calling someone a fanboi is like Wesley Snipes calling someone purple.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/11/09 08:51 PM

Quote:

GonzoHaze420, you calling someone a fanboi is like Wesley Snipes calling someone purple.

Some people take referring to their goddess as having a 'boy butt' personally. Like it questions their own sexuality.

Posted by: big moose

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/11/09 09:27 PM

if you like big-breasted, made-up cheap looking "porn star" types, then you must be into trannies. if you like skinny, small-chested natural types, then you must secretly fantasize about little boys. either way, the person who doesn't find attractive what i find attractive is a fucking deviant faggot. and i don't like guys, by the way.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/12/09 04:42 AM

Whenever Fatfuck shits in a thread, you can bet that his boy with the toilet paper tongue, smokey, isn't far behind.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/12/09 09:19 AM

Quote:

Whenever Fatfuck shits in a thread, you can bet that his boy with the toilet paper tongue, smokey, isn't far behind.

Your tongue isn't going in my ass no matter how much you beg!

Dream on mangina boy!!

Any compliments on that asshat I made for you the other day? Clearing up those blackheads?

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/12/09 10:06 AM

This is what i mean by i would take a club to just about anyone here...!

What the fuck are these two clowns talking about,,,,what fucking thread are they in...
And then one of the dip-shits has to post an oversize picture,,,just to totally prove he really is a Moron....
You two clowns don,t make the top ten list...But you defintely get a heavy Club down and a severe beating...Just for being Morons

DipShit # 7 Freestyla or what ever his stupid fucking name is..

This guy is Smokey's Bum-Chum...Its funny how retards run in packs...Just an absolutely irritating obnoxious little person...
Serves no purpose other than to ruin threads with his stupid replys,, just like Smokey..Truely a couple of dumb fucks that are clearly losers on the inter-net much like they are in real life..
Not only would i club this Fuck to death,,i put on the work boots and stomp him out like a little puppy dog.....Piece of shit..

Fat-Wipe i got no problem with you,,,So don,t start one...!

Posted by: Smokey

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/12/09 01:22 PM

Ahhhh Hungless, you ignorant slut.

I am nobodies bum-chum, you tool. I know noone on here, exchanged a PM or 2 with a couple folks, thats bout it. I just call out stupiddity when I see it. You know, like when a retarded halfwit makes a dumb post about he killed a dog, hoping that some pornwhore would feel bad enough for you to actually write a response to your post, giving you countless days of masturbatory fantasies.

The funny part is, you wouldn't do a fucking thing to me if you saw me in real life. Wouldnd't hit me, wouldn't kick me, wouldn't put on any work boots or stomp anyone. You are a fucking pussy. Not just an "inter-net" pussy (not sure why you felt the need to hyphenate internet) but a pussy in all aspects of life.

You broke ass, broke dick, herpes loving shim, crawl back into the hole your mommy dug for you when none of the other kids would play with your creepy ass.

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/12/09 02:59 PM

Quote:

.

I am nobodies bum-chum, you tool.

You first sentence in and you are allready proving yourself as a dumbass....I said Freestyla was your Bum-Chum,,not the other way around ...Ya dumb fuck...!

I will spare you and not bother to rip apart the rest of your childish temper tantrum post...

I didn,t realize this was the fifth grade spelling class...Thanks for the tip...Dumb-Wad...!

You know Redboat you have repeatedly made a fool of your self...With your clue-less posting...!

You haven't made the list yet,,,so just leave it at that..

The name of the thread is Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4

So Oh yea i am a real computer bad-ass..

Give me a break...!!

PS: Fat-Wipe Would it be possible to make my list the top- 20 instead of just the top 10...????

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/12/09 03:34 PM

Quote:

You first sentence in and you are allready proving yourself as a dumbass....I said Freestyla was your Bum-Chum,,not the other way around ...Ya dumb fuck...!

Just like Smokey, I ain't nobody's bum-chum either.

Go back to long-cocking your fellow simpletons and don't forget to ping me once in a while.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/12/09 05:38 PM

Quote:

Fat-Wipe i got no problem with you,,,So don,t start one...!

Where was I starting one?

Honestly, I barely notice you.

If I've made a comment against something you've said, it would be exactly that: Against something you've said.

I have no personal gripe with you.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/12/09 05:45 PM

Quote:

PS: Fat-Wipe Would it be possible to make my list the top- 20 instead of just the top 10...????

Sure.

Top 100 would be fine, too.

Or even the 20 you WOULDN'T hit ... if the other list is too out of control ...

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/12/09 05:55 PM

Quote:

if you saw me in real life

I just hate that argument.

No one is EVER going to meet up to "battle". But, in truth, there is no need to.

This is The Cage.
Words are the deadliest of weapons.
And, they can wound beyond measure.

Make Monkey Proud.
Become an XPT Legend.

Choose your weapons well, aim to kill with maximum pain, and tear your opponents self-worth from his very being!!

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/12/09 06:04 PM

Quote:

btw, Hungwell better hope all those he listed are drugged unconscious before he tries to swing his lumber. My money's on his intended victims easily taking away any weakly swung 2x4 and using it on him instead.

Its all good Chubby...I got no problems with you...!!

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/12/09 06:09 PM

Quote:

Quote:

btw, Hungwell better hope all those he listed are drugged unconscious before he tries to swing his lumber. My money's on his intended victims easily taking away any weakly swung 2x4 and using it on him instead.

Its all good Chubby...I got no problems with you...!!

Cool. Just step up the "game", boy. Step up the game!

Let's see the fur fly!!!

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/12/09 11:27 PM

Quote:

Your tongue isn't going in my ass no matter how much you beg!

Dream on mangina boy!!

Any compliments on that asshat I made for you the other day? Clearing up those blackheads?

There you go assuming things again. Stop interjecting me into your sick, pathetic fantasies.

Pick your gut up off the floor with whatever means you did before and disappear again. I bet you made Mom proud. Did you tell her what your real job is in life? Scamming the government for a check, watch porn, and post on XPT all day? You want to talk mangina's? Every fold on your body is one. Think I'll go puke now.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/13/09 08:03 AM

Everyone knows my fantasies you dimwit.

I'm nothing but honest on this board.

Quote:

You want to talk mangina's? Every fold on your body is one. Think I'll go puke now.

CONFESSION!

You do fantasize about me. Your own words betray you!!

We all knew it.

And, you like to be gagged by your men. No surprise there.

Me? I'll stick to my teen GIRLS.

You? Your obsession with me and others like Ren/Gypsy betray your lust for both. You post on little else.

You do nothing but fail.

Keep wading in the pools looking for a newbie to try to take down with you pathetic swipes. And, I'll be there to note your streak of failure.

Even LOCKWOOD would be ashamed of you, BIFF.

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/13/09 11:02 AM

Dipshit #8 Red-Dolt

This guy has some fucking serious Issues....He runs in the same pack of retards as Smokey and Freestyla-tard...

I don,t even no where to start with this guy...I will just sum it up by saying this guy has issues..

Just what he is trying to prove with his thread about me,,is beyond me...There again,, all i can say is this guy has issues..

Club down and Boot-Fuck for this loser..??

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 01/14/09 01:36 AM

Quote:

if you like big-breasted, made-up cheap looking "porn star" types, then you must be into trannies. if you like skinny, small-chested natural types, then you must secretly fantasize about little boys. either way, the person who doesn't find attractive what i find attractive is a fucking deviant faggot. and i don't like guys, by the way.

Oh, please. You would totally suck Windsock's cock if he passed out drunk in front of you.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 01/14/09 02:21 AM

Quote:

Everyone knows my fantasies you dimwit.

I'm nothing but honest on this board.

On second thought, fatfuck, I'm glad you're here. As long as you're posting on XPT from your mom's basement, teenagers and pre-teens in your neighborhood are safe from you. I just wonder where you've buried you're previous victims bodies.

Quote:

CONFESSION!
You do fantasize about me. Your own words betray you!!

We all knew it.

Sounds like you've been attending the gypsy school for drug addicted retards. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, fatfuck, is fine by me.

Quote:

And, you like to be gagged by your men. No surprise there.

There you go projecting again. You're not me. I'm not a large hippo-sized man. I'm not gay. I'm not a pedophile like you either.

Quote:

Me? I'll stick to my teen BOYS.

Fixed.

Quote:

You? Your obsession with me and others like Ren/Gypsy betray your lust for both. You post on little else.

The only thing I'm doing with some of my posts is pointing out you and gyptard's stupidity and hypocrisy. Compare yours and the gyptard's posts and how much you both post here. You're approaching 9000 and you haven't been here 3 years yet. That's a lot of nothing. You post because you enjoy seeing what you have to say on the intrawebs. In your small mind you think it makes you famous. Sorry, it doesn't.

Quote:

You do nothing but fail.

If I have failed at anything, it's you not putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger. It will save countless teen lives and the government money by not having to send a monthly check for your bloat.

Quote:

Keep wading in the pools looking for a newbie to try to take down with you pathetic swipes. And, I'll be there to note your streak of failure.

Streak of failure? Like the thousands of pairs of underwear you have left streaks of mud in?

Quote:

Even LOCKWOOD would be ashamed of you, BIFF.

He's ashamed that I'm hetero. Nice try.

Here's to you and 9000 more posts of nothing.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 01/14/09 03:17 AM

Biff typed:

Quote:

I'm not a large hippo-sized man. I'm not gay. I'm not a pedophile like you either.

But you do have man-boobs.

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 01/17/09 05:56 PM

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 01/18/09 09:16 PM

Gia Jordan

Posted by: Gunker

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 01/18/09 09:41 PM

I would like to bury Panzie in sauerkraut.

However, I would leave too early, and he would probably eat his way free and use his enema utility belt to free himself in some unlikely manner.

Posted by: JasonH

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 01/19/09 02:28 AM

Quote:

I would like to bury Panzie in sauerkraut.

Panzer is a Russian Jew. You'd have to drown him in a vat of borscht. You'd want to flavor it with some ham. And since it's Panzer, you have to make sure the cabbage and beets were bought on sale, preferably from e-bay.

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 01/19/09 03:21 AM

Quote:

Panzer is a Russian Jew

Wow, how does he deal with being reminded of the Nazi SS Panzer Division every time someone calls his name?

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 01/19/09 04:55 AM

I made that point early on. It did not faze him. Carrying the name of a device that helped wipe out about 20+ million Russians and Jews must be a bit awkward - like a Red Chinese calling himself Tojo or Unit 731.

Posted by: inebriated kiwi

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 01/19/09 05:00 AM

Quote:

I made that point early on. It did not faze him. Carrying the name of a device that helped wipe out about 20+ million Russians and Jews must be a bit awkward - like a Red Chinese calling himself Tojo or Unit 731.

That's why I never understood Russian skinheads sporting swastikas and giving the sieg heil to each other...

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 01/19/09 08:04 AM

Panzer is from the KGB- enema tactics undercover agent

Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 01/20/09 05:04 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I made that point early on. It did not faze him. Carrying the name of a device that helped wipe out about 20+ million Russians and Jews must be a bit awkward - like a Red Chinese calling himself Tojo or Unit 731.

That's why I never understood Russian skinheads sporting swastikas and giving the sieg heil to each other...

Why not? Brit, Frog and Yank nazi asswipes do the same shit.

Posted by: Kiss of Death

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 05/22/09 11:46 PM

Unfotunately we have to revisit this thread....!

There are numerous dip shits that just won't go away...But with out a doubt I am gonna take a fucking five iron to this fucking Coke Dipshitterson...

Fuck what a fucking irritating fucking cock-sucker...He just can't shut the fuck up...Day after fucking day he runs his fucking yap...

Heres a tip for ya mouthpiece take a fucking day off...Maybe you will find there is more to life than being a fucking idiot...

Oh i am sure you will come back with one of your "witty' responses....So heres my reply Fuck-You and Die..Idiot..!!

Extra club down and heavy boot-fuck for this clown imbecile...!

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 05/22/09 11:51 PM

J.R.V

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 05/23/09 12:52 AM

Quote:

Unfotunately we have to revisit this thread....!

There are numerous dip shits that just won't go away...But with out a doubt I am gonna take a fucking five iron to this fucking Coke Dipshitterson...

Fuck what a fucking irritating fucking cock-sucker...He just can't shut the fuck up...Day after fucking day he runs his fucking yap...

Heres a tip for ya mouthpiece take a fucking day off...Maybe you will find there is more to life than being a fucking idiot...

Oh i am sure you will come back with one of your "witty' responses....So heres my reply Fuck-You and Die..Idiot..!!

Extra club down and heavy boot-fuck for this clown imbecile...!

Uh, didn't you post the following in the thread "It's time i bid a Fair Adieu...":

Quote:

Well Folks it has been a good run,,but it's time for me to move on...!

I have made a lot of wonderful friends here,,but it's with a heavy heart i must say Good-Bye..
This is not easy for me,,but i'm trying...

I know some of you did not care for me...But what i don't think alot of you new that i am a violent drunken alcoholic and thats not an easy burden to carry..

Take care all my wonderful friends...
I just better go before i break down..
Love you all.

Richard..

Obviously you were hoping people would be alarmed by your subtle suicide hints and pay attention to you. It's not my fault that no one gave a fuck. Don't take your frustrations out on me.

And what are you doing back here? You said you were bidding XPT adieu. Were you lying at the time or did you decide to break your promise later? Do the honorable thing and disappear.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 05/23/09 03:32 PM

Guns for show, 2x4 for a pro.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 05/23/09 06:39 PM

If no 2x4 is available in a pinch I could use Bree Olson's chair leg. I think I could get a better backswing with the 2x4 though.

Posted by: big moose

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 05/23/09 08:11 PM

Quote:

northrop---
Unless you have a personal vendetta against Willie D, and are willing to post why, your attacks are senseless.
I'm shoving my 2X4 up your ass.

Remember, each time mr. throp bothers you, he wins just a little more.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 05/24/09 02:55 PM

Quote:

If no 2x4 is available in a pinch I could use Bree Olson's chair leg. I think I could get a better backswing with the 2x4 though.

I think the chair leg might be capable of a bruise, but the 2x4 would be capable of unconsciousness.

Posted by: Whore Strangler

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 10/12/11 07:54 AM

Charin.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 10/12/11 08:01 AM

That confirms you really are a moron !

Posted by: Whore Strangler

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 10/12/11 08:05 AM

Don't let me shove a 2x4 up your backdoor

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 10/13/11 08:10 AM

Don't worry !

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 10/13/11 10:19 AM

Originally Posted By: Whore Strangler

Charin.

No, you don't beat charin with a 2x4. Charin should be beaten with a liquor bottle or maybe a pillowcase with a couple unopened beer cans in it.

Posted by: Whore Strangler

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 10/13/11 10:40 AM

A bar of soap and a towel.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 10/13/11 11:01 AM

Whore Strangler, next time you got something from YouTube:

Go to full reply and click on the Icon the looks like a Polaroid (4 over from smiley face), click on YouTube and then paste the link. That will embed it in the reply. Much more convenient for all. See:

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 10/13/11 12:03 PM

The concept of beating another man with a bar of soap in towel always seemed kind of gay to me. The only thing lower is if you were to take off your shoe or boot and beat someone with it like a bitch.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 10/14/11 06:42 AM

Mark Fiend down as not a fan of Mike Milbury.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 10/14/11 07:18 AM

Originally Posted By: Fiend

Originally Posted By: Whore Strangler

Charin.

No, you don't beat charin with a 2x4. Charin should be beaten with a liquor bottle or maybe a pillowcase with a couple unopened beer cans in it.

Giant xanax !

Posted by: fartz

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 10/14/11 07:19 AM

Originally Posted By: Fiend

Most forms of male on male hazing is inherently gay. Just look at all of the High School and College football teams that violate each other's asses with duct tape and various objects. Not to mention all of the EXTREMELY gay shit that goes down with fraternity hazing. I don't fucking get it either.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 10/14/11 02:21 PM

maybe they think theyll bond more as males through man on man action disguised as initiations.

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 10/14/11 05:53 PM

I sold weed to 5 guys who were in a fraternity at a local college back in the 90s. The shit they did to each other and the frat did to new guys was pretty disgusting. As a man I wouldn't ever do or allow any of it just to belong to a group or to hang with the "cool" people.

They said the frat got a couple dirty crack whores for a party and they made one guy lick her ass in front of everyone. Another guy had to cheat on his long time girlfriend because the seniors had a fat ugly girl who wrote papers for them and tutored them and she had a crush on the guy. They said the frat even took up a collection to send her and the guy off on a 3 day weekend to the poconos after mid-terms. They had tons of stories like that. They also did shit where the upper classmen could hit on the new guys girlfriends and try to get them to cheat so the seniors could rub it in their faces if they succeeded.

I thought they were sad pathetic pussies for tolerating shit like that just to have pretend friends. I used to charge them way more than anyone for their weed becasue I thought they were dicks. I stopped dealing to them when a couple of them got busted for possession and they narced on a guy who sold them coke. They were were all walking on eggshells because they were worried the coke dealer had friends that were going to fuck them up and like dummies they they tell me like I'm not going to drop the snitch bitches when I find out what they are going to do to me if they got caught with herb.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 10/14/11 06:49 PM

God that story makes me sick. Pretend friends hits the nail on the head. You shoulda given a couple a jacked up black dudes some weed to go to the campus and ask around about the clowns, just to scare em. They'd a split the state. Narcs are the worst.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a - 10/15/11 03:31 AM

what a nice little trip down memory lane this thread has been. I'm glad I could make a lot of your lists....ahaha, I completely forgot about that "coke" whatever his name was guy, fuck what an annoying know nothing know it all fuckstain he was....The type of person who claims to be just AMAZING at every possible facet of life. I'd like to see him scraped with steel wool over every millimeter of his body and dumped into a tub full of iodine.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 10/16/11 10:36 AM

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 10/16/11 06:39 PM

Those little pug dogs sure are ugly, but they do the craziest shit!

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 10/16/11 09:53 PM

I think i like the old Me..But i will continue to try and be nice!

Actually that fucking Mutt is really fucking starting to piss me off...

And where the fuck is that piece of fucking Human Garbage Mikey Slow..

And the fucking Chat box is really starting to fucking piss me off too...
I have fallen off the wagon but i will continue to try and be nice..Its best i just leave it at that for now..!!

Where's that fucking retard who lives with Gerbils...He could set me off real fucking quick..!!!

Posted by: fartz

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 10/17/11 04:26 AM

^^^^

Posted by: TheDude008

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/20/12 07:14 PM

Anyone who cries about whores not doing IR! On a message board or in real life.

Posted by: Smokey part deux

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/20/12 10:51 PM

TheDud008

Posted by: Smokey part deux

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 01/20/12 11:12 PM

Bunghell, the old you sucked, the new you really sucks, and future you fails at an alarming rate. Your only hope is kill yourself, so that your Touch of Fail is not passed on to others, that shit may be contagious. I recommend a tall glass of Drano

Posted by: Jizz-Tastic

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 02/06/12 05:18 PM

ME!

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 02/06/12 05:36 PM

Uh.....ohhhhh......

Posted by: fartz

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 02/07/12 06:12 AM

BDM.

Posted by: Jizz-Tastic

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 02/09/12 05:46 PM

Edited by LouCypher (02/07/12 05:29 PM)
Edit Reason: tranny links removed...

Why were the pics removed- Im trying to stir things up

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 02/09/12 07:28 PM

No one wants to see chicks with dicks. You want to stir something up, quit trying to use cheap heat.

Posted by: Jizz-Tastic

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 02/09/12 10:21 PM

cheap heat?? How about some deep heat?

Posted by: Smokey part deux

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 02/10/12 08:51 PM

Boo!

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 02/11/12 12:45 PM

Cheap heat. Teehee. Next he'll be telling us our local sports team sucks.

Posted by: Nathanial Mayweather

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/16/12 02:27 PM

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/21/12 11:38 AM

Sadly i have to revisit this thread..!

Let me get the work boots on.

Nathanial fucking Mayweather Well fuck this one annoying Cock-Sucker...So many clowns with so many names i'm sure he's all ready been Boot fucked once in this thread under another name.

But its time to do it again..
First of all just a heavy kick with the steel toes to the head to put the fucker down..Then repeated punches to the head and then its time for the head stomps..Then its time to roll up my sleaves and really work this fucker.

First of all the lead pipe, break both his legs and arms feet toes finger every fucking thing he has got..
This is where it can get tricky because you wanna make sure the fuck is still conscious.
And for the sake of this thread i get the 2x4 and stick that fucker down his throat up and ask him what the fuck he has to say now.
And then just for fun i would take a dump on the guy and walk a way feeling quite good about myself..

Die you Fucking Mouthpiece Asswipe Douche bag...!!!

Do they have a name yet for the type of mental Illness where people obsessively post on the internet hundreds of times a day,Mopezizm ,Mayweather-tardation....????

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/21/12 11:48 AM

You had to be all dismissive about wrasslin and you went and stirred up Hungwell.

One thing I must comment on Richard, Mopez had game. This douche is nothing but whiny cry bitch, hating on everything and not producing anything. Add in the bragging on hookers, racism and Obamma hate, and I'd say it sounds more like a Coke Stevens-tard, just trying to cop enough of TaRAPEz vibe to throw everyone off.

Posted by: Nathanial Mayweather

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/21/12 01:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Richard Hungwell

Do they have a name yet for the type of mental Illness where people obsessively post on the internet hundreds of times a day,Mopezizm ,Mayweather-tardation....????

and you're welcome hungwell You're last hundred or so post in the cage have not been cage worthy

Finally

You know my cousin who is gay, and quite a pleasant fellow, enjoys wrasslin cauze it's what he calls "the best gay porn" ... So i can imagine you watchin your wrasslin with your pants and panties down by your ankles...

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/21/12 01:08 PM

More YouTubin. WOW. What is the pattern, 2 more clips then a Monkey quote from 6 years ago. You are a top notch poster, right up there with Ekarth and Blink.

Posted by: Nathanial Mayweather

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/21/12 01:11 PM

Little dainty boys go Trampling through the fields only to get stickers in their socks..

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/21/12 01:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather

You know my cousin who is gay, and quite a pleasant fellow, enjoys wrasslin cauze it's what he calls "the best gay porn"

dearest nathan,

no we don't know your cousin. this is not that kind of board. best of luck in the future.

- lou

p.s.

Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather

So i can imagine you watchin your wrasslin with your pants and panties down by your ankles...

nice shot at the wrestling crew nathan. really. probably should leave out the "i can imagine" part because it puts you into the fantasy, yes?. write back soon. i'm here to help.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/21/12 02:03 PM

I'm sure he enjoys thoughts of a buncha dudes jacking. The 100's of whores is just overcompensation and denial that he is a fruit, like his pole smoking cousin. Aren't you born w/ that shit, so gay is in his DNA. Can't make an emotional connection w/ a woman, because he hates them. If it wasn't for women, then everyone would be gay like him, and he wouldn't feel like a outcast. Abandoned by mommy? Mommy hate daddy and take it out on you, galvanizing you hatred of women? Maybe mommy and daddy both never showed him the love that his 2nd grade teacher did during recess?

The bigger question is why he decided to pop off recently. It isn't just the Bornyo modship, it started a little before then. I would figure there was a prescription change, or he went off the meds completely. NPD aint cured w/pills son.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/21/12 02:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

like his pole smoking cousin.

yeah... "cousin".

seen his sig?. the one with leo/leo in a wig having a conversation with one another.

nathan also finds panzer "most interesting". his words.

i'll leave it alone for now though. he seems to not like you very much so i think you've said enough jerky.

Posted by: Nathanial Mayweather

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/21/12 02:44 PM

what a little bitch boy you've always been

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

hey don't get pissed and leave.
that's not a challenge btw. i just enjoy having you here. keep doing your thing.

"Please stay and play I need you to stimulate mee"

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

@ barry. nathan is getting responses from SM so he's doing something right. look and learn lurkers.

e.y. thanks and run whatever type of practice you see fit.

who the fuck really cares if I get responses from monkey other than you.. who has been routinely ignored by him for years...

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

that was a vicious attack ivor, you're a bad man. and you know what they say about bad men?.

A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.- mencken

Wtf?

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

Quote:

I'll admit this is the first time I ever heard of a slambook- I went to wikipedia to find out what it is.

I'm not taking the bait- everyone on that list is important to this dysfunctional society except smartt.

Ahh but you did "take the bait".
Not only did you refute the idea then offer an opinion on everyone,but the idea of it(that you took the time to research)spilled over into another thread..http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/s...o=&vc=1

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banana.gif" alt="" />

At heart you're just like BorngYo and J.B. with their self perception as some type of puppeteer of the intranets and time and space

not to mention your weak sauce in response to me..

I think you just basically said"...nanny nanny boobs your gay"

Now I guess I have to say "Takes one to know one... YOURR GAY"

Jerk and Lou Lamewing birds of a feather ...will attack together...

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/21/12 04:25 PM

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/21/12 05:07 PM

Do they have a name yet for the type of mental Illness where people obsessively post on the internet hundreds of times a day,Mopezizm ,Mayweather-tardation....????

Dunno but that's officially Hungwellian !

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/21/12 05:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Richard Hungwell

Do they have a name yet for the type of mental Illness where people obsessively post on the internet hundreds of times a day,Mopezizm ,Mayweather-tardation....???

PAFH-ological incontinence.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/22/12 11:28 AM

"what a little bitch boy you've always been"

^this reeks of an old poster so im in definitely in agreement with what was said in another thread regarding nate.i just cant put my finger on who.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 11:43 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Mopez had game.

No he didn't. Never did. Never will.

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

This douche is nothing but whiny cry bitch, hating on everything and not producing anything.

Just like MPZ.

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Add in the bragging on hookers, racism and Obamma hate, and I'd say it sounds more like a Coke Stevens-tard, just trying to cop enough of TaRAPEz vibe to throw everyone off.

He would. Funny thing, though. He's never gone there. Not once. If it were actually Cuck, at least some of that would have seeped through by now. It hasn't.

Someone's trying to throw people off the trail alright, but it ain't Coke. Right, ummm, "Trevor?"

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 12:12 PM

Nate was talking up his 100's of hookers in another thread. His previous avatar was Obama, I didn't go back through and look at posts to check for the racism/Obama hate, put I think I remember it being there. I could be wrong though, wouldn't be the first time. Also, the bragging about income. Something along the lines of "I paid $28K in taxes when I was 21." Add in the absolute lack of humor, and this is all that lead me to think about our old country club racist might be back.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 12:50 PM

I must have missed the hookers amongst his other empty boasts. Did he include pics as well? Cuck was always a travelogue for tricks. Let me know if you find it.

He had the Obama av since '07, when a lot more people were hating on him. That's part of his PAFH-ological need to be accepted. I can't recall nate hating on Blacks or Jews at all, much less with the intensity Cuck did.

The self-importance, the empty boasts and the lack of humor are all there, but these are traits shared by most serial gatecrashers. The racism is common as well, but it's that precise combination of all these traits that made Cuck (and his previous accounts) unique. Of course, if he starts spewing it now, I'll know it's a dodge.

If anyone currently posting is Cuck, it would be Tyler Dumbass. But I'm thinking he's actually MPR-slash-Fuckwhore, who was this racist, asian dude who used to be married to Lori Lust.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 01:20 PM

Barry labeled him that, stating that Cuck was the type to only bad mouth non whites behind closed doors.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 01:28 PM

What? Cuck a coward IRL??? Perish the thought. Next you'll tell me all his hookers were really truck-stop rent boys.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 01:49 PM

If I remba rectly, chubby mid west MILF was his thing. He was probably in to the adult baby thing. Diapers, spankings, then have the broad hit him in the keister w/ a strap on for the main event.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 01:57 PM

That sounds about right for Cuck, though the adult baby thing sounds more like Stewie's thing than Nate's. I could be wrong, and if I am, don't tell me, because the thirty seconds we've spent determining which of the three is more advanced is thirty seconds we'll never get back and I don't intend to waste any more time thinking 'bout it.

Posted by: Oliver Cramwell

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 03:10 PM

I'd beat the fucking dogshit out of Jim B or whatever that mick calls himself now. He's a piece of shit and it's a damn shame that Cromwell didn't sweep all of his kind into the North Sea when he had the chance.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 03:14 PM

Speak of the devil. We were just talking about you. How's it going, Trish?

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 05:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Barry labeled him that, stating that Cuck was the type to only bad mouth non whites behind closed doors.

What I remember that got under my skin was him talking about fucking with the lives of Mexicans that he was supervising, just because he could. I think that's bullshit bullying to fuck with someone's livelihood like that. If they're fucking up, that's a different pot of fish. But just fucking with them because you can makes you punk.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 05:51 PM

What about fucking with them just because they are here illegally?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 06:21 PM

^^Then it's a question of "Are they filling spots others are too whiny/lazy to fill?"

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 06:25 PM

How many beers now, JB? Me: about 8. Charin can translate that to 10.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 06:55 PM

About 6, but I haven't drank in about 6 weeks, which is why I think your Charin factor's a bit off.

Anyway the whiny/lazy factor I was speaking of prolly belongs in the Tritone thread. I've never in my life had a problem with anyone who came here to work from south of the border. The "less fortunate" north of the border? Oh hellz yes.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 07:01 PM

I don't have a problem with them either, as a people, except for that "here illegally" thing. We have people from Europe and Canada (Euro immigrants) and Asia trying to get in legally and they can't, by the rules. It's not a simple problem.

But if one was demagoguing and overly simplistic I'd say remove ALL the illegals and then sort out the situation. By being illegal they are defacto a non-issue.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 07:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

What about fucking with them just because they are here illegally?

I've honestly never thought about it. I've never worked anywhere that hired illegals...that I know of. I don't think that was Cuckie's point...altho I could be wrong.

In that situation, I don't know if I'd go out of my way to fuck with them. My last two jobs have really given ulcers as far as morality goes. It's a paycheque tho. My morals and ideals have a pretty low price. Chances are I wouldn't even go within my way to fuck with them. I guess jobwise, I'd figure it's soul crushing enough without adding drama.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 07:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

We have people from Europe and Canada (Euro immigrants) and Asia trying to get in legally and they can't, by the rules. It's not a simple problem.

Maybe it's the NYC Irish thing but I've known plenty of Europeans living and working here just as illegally as any others. Maybe they hide better. In fact, I'm absolutely certain of it.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 07:10 PM

Toss 'em all out!

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 08:29 PM

If you got rid of all the illegals, the northeast would grind to a stand still. 95% of the restaurants would get boarded up. We'd be better off shipping the lazy spooks and white trash outta here, and letting the Mexicans and Guats take over the tenement houses and trailer parks.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/24/12 08:41 PM

I don't know how you sort lazy and white trash. I do know how, technically, you sort illegal.

Edit: That last sentence has to be one of the most difficult to read I've ever written. I'm drunk, but I've re-read it six times and it's not getting any easier to read and yet I can't find anything wrong with it grammatically.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/25/12 06:25 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Barry labeled him that, stating that Cuck was the type to only bad mouth non whites behind closed doors.

Love him or hate him, coke did say some extremely funny shit here and there. Barry is right. I specifically remember a coke post where he claimed he was a "country club racist" IRL and only "told it like it is around his friends". I also remember one time where, upon getting shit from BDM, he told him he was funnier than Al Jolson and Buster Keaton combined. I thought that was funny.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/25/12 07:05 AM

Coke did say a funny thing or too, but mostly I laughed AT him saying it, not at the actual shit he said.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/25/12 07:09 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz

I also remember one time where, upon getting shit from BDM, he told him he was funnier than Al Jolson and Buster Keaton combined. I thought that was funny.

Cuck was born unfunny and will remain unfunny until the day he dies and God gives us the mercy of being without his presence. The General is a great flick, however. Cuck only knew it because he googled it, and his vapid bleatings should neither add nor detract from Keaton's work.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/25/12 07:12 AM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

I don't know how you sort lazy and white trash.

I'm on that.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/25/12 11:20 AM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

I do know how, technically, you sort illegal.

How about: I do know, technically, how you (or "to") sort illegals.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/25/12 12:48 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

If anyone currently posting is Cuck, it would be Tyler Dumbass. But I'm thinking he's actually MPR-slash-Fuckwhore, who was this racist, asian dude who used to be married to Lori Lust.

Perhaps I spoke too soon. I've been known to be wrong. Ain't that right, Floof?

Originally Posted By: Tyler Durden

But I'll forgo the numerous projects I've completed, and instead pick an easy one; graduate from University. Because looking at their Wilki pages, neither of those two coons were able to do that.

Posted by: Oliver Cramwell

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/25/12 10:43 PM

Who in the fuck is Trish?

You're a spud fucking ginger who needs to jump off of the nearest bridge, lest the psychosis that rests in your worthless mick heart be visited further upon our fair countenance. You fuck.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/25/12 10:45 PM

Your avatar looks like a donkey in a sex swing.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/25/12 11:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Oliver Cramwell

Well, someone bought the box set of Deadwood.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/26/12 05:27 AM

I'm a ginger now?

There's absolutely nothing original about him. He's useless and pretended to be Tricia Desvereaux for a time. No wonder he's the only guy who talks to Pipe Dream.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 03/26/12 01:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Your avatar looks like a donkey in a sex swing.

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 11/14/12 10:39 AM

This little fucking cocksucker "The Meat" is really fucking starting to fucking piss me off.Annoying little fucking prick..

So here we are again[sadly]..!

Time to put on the Cowboy boots get the lead pipe and some chain and the fileting knife..Because when i,m done working this asswipe out,,and its all said and done i'm gonna gut the fucker like a fish..

First off all i would sneak up to you from behind and wack you in the back of the head with the pipe..just hard enough to put you down then still with the pipe i go after legs/knees/arms and try to break every fucking bone in your pathetic little body...And then its really time to start to work your dumb ass..

I take that fucking chain and litteraly stuff it down your throat 12 ft of 2 inch link stuffed in your fucking gullet..And then i get the boots some work stomping on and punting your head as hard as if fucking can..
And then i gut you like a fucking pickeral and leave you lieing in your own gut pile,,then take a dump [a j.b.] on you..And then call it a day maybe go home and order a pizza or something...

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 11/14/12 11:32 AM

Wouldn't he be hard to gut w/ a belly full of chain?

Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 11/14/12 11:37 AM

That was all about me? Sorry, can I can't read all that shit. I'm an ADHD suffering mothafucka.

You can do that shit to know-nothing construction hack, Bornyo though.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 - 11/14/12 01:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Wouldn't he be hard to gut w/ a belly full of chain?

Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4