I had to kill a little girls dog today...!

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/16/08 08:59 PM

This is pretty fucked up ,,but such is life..!!

I had to kill a little girls dog today..

I was out hunting today with some of my friends....I was fucked up i had been drinking and doing an assortment of drugs for like 18 hours straight..

Any ways we are coming in to town today about 4:30 this afternoon...
And some little poodle runs out in front of my truck,,And i mow this fucking thing down...
I figured it was DOA,,,but i'll be damned the the thing was flippin around like a fish..

At one time it was a good three feet off the ground with the flips..

And then Fuck,, some little girl comes running out and says thats my dog...

So i asked her if she would like me to put it out of its misery,,,,She just lost it and ran away..

So what the fuck am i to do...This thing is still spazzin out...
So like i said i was on my way home from hunting,,,Do i get the 12 guage out or the 30-30...I decided to on the shotgun and i put this poor little mutt out of his misery..

Is this wrong,,And what would of you done...???
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/16/08 09:05 PM

Awwww. I grew up with poodles. Very sad post, but I suppose my choice would be to put him/her in a better place than to suffer. RIP, little one. Did you find where the girl lives? At least apologize to her family.

Can you please move this thread to worldoutsideporn?
Posted by: Smokey

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/16/08 11:36 PM

You should have brought the dog to a vet, then shot your dumb fucking self.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/16/08 11:40 PM

Agreed with Smokey, but I was under the impression that the doggie was very badly injured beyond repair.
Posted by: Smokey

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 12:02 AM

Yeah, but that douche isn't the one I'd want deciding my dogs fate. And how did he kill him? Whip out a 45? Probably a bullshit attention grabbing "look at me" posts made from a fantasy.

He'd probablyhave just kept on driving, never stopped.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 12:50 AM

You know, the more I read it again, it comes off like some morbid Penthouse Letters with a zoophilia bent. Most serial killers started off deriving great joy in killing animals. Hungwell, you know the layout of this place enough as a regular, so why did you post it in The Cage instead of W.O.P? Did you expect to get more attention here? Are you looking to show off and start a fight?
Posted by: Smokey

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 01:14 AM

He' trying to type his reply but it's tough to do with one hand punching the clown and the other typing with 1 finger up a dead cats ass. Posts take a while to get out.

Definatly a bullshit story.
Posted by: mallocup

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 03:15 AM

a dead poodle is the best kind..
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 07:06 AM

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And how did he kill him? Whip out a 45?



Like i said ,,if you would read....I used my Shotgun [Twelve guage]......When i drove away there was just basically just a grease stain left on the road...

Gia lay off the pills...!

Like i need attention from anyone here,,,,And oh Yea i posted it here just to start a fight....

You want to call me out,my dear..

You know how to do it....!
Posted by: Sho'nuff

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 08:24 AM

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I was out hunting today with some of my friends....I was fucked up i had been drinking and doing an assortment of drugs for like 18 hours straight..



You are a douchebag of immense proportions.

Go play in traffic and see if the same thing happens to you.

Posted by: Lance

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 08:43 AM

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Like i need attention from anyone here

Actually, it sounds like you do. You made up some screen name to imply that you have a large dick, which is probably untrue. Then you wanted to tell everyone what a badass you are killing dogs and whipping out your big redneck shotgun. Probably also untrue.

When you show up in my courtroom, I suspect you'll be about 19 years old, skinny, and hung like a pimple. Case closed.
Posted by: Smokey

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 10:37 AM

Quote:

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And how did he kill him? Whip out a 45?



Like i said ,,if you would read....I used my Shotgun [Twelve guage]......When i drove away there was just basically just a grease stain left on the road...

Gia lay off the pills...!

Like i need attention from anyone here,,,,And oh Yea i posted it here just to start a fight....

You want to call me out,my dear..

You know how to do it....!



I'm the one taking the pills, and I'm enjoying them thank you.

It's a bullshit story. And if it isn't, which it is, then you'd be an even bigger fucktard than you already are. I'm not even sure that is possible, whore.

Your sig implies you are not only a whore, but a fag as well. Enjoy that, cockbreath.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 11:29 AM

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You should have brought the dog to a vet, then shot your dumb fucking self.



+1 - if this chem'd out story is even true then shooting the dog was premature without a vet checking it out first, unless you just didn't give a shit but then why bother to post and ask 'what was i to do'.

A friend once had to deal with a cat that suffered a head trauma - its head was all contorted and bent backwards, legs stiff and it couldn't move - basically paralyzed but crying incessantly. Vet diagnosed that a severe concussion caused the brain swelling which induced all the side effects. Swelling subsided in a few days and it ended up fine with no problems or long term damage.

I have to admit watching that cat walk sideways a few days while it regained its equilibrium was way funny/cute.
Posted by: Shrinky Dinks

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 12:14 PM

If this story is true, You would have been arrested if police were around or if someone took down your plate number. If this is true, it's not up to you to take out a dog. It could have been saved at a vet.

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 01:32 PM

Not to mention discharging a firearm in a firearm restricted area.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 01:47 PM

None of this ever happened.

Posted by: zenman

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 04:39 PM

Quote:

None of this ever happened.





I wanted to say it, but you already did.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 06:04 PM

This story is...

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 06:35 PM

Fake or Real, lowlives do shoot dogs. Puppy mill dogs that are usless and not good enough to breed anymore.
If this is true you are a piece of shit, and will never have a fucking resting spot when you drop dead, hopefully tomorrow. You will be constantly bitten by rabid dogs till you get leprosy and your limbs fall off and you will never have peace cause you will have to endure constant barking...Scumbag....I hope your loved one (if you have one and I highly doubt it, but if you do) I hope the farmer/redneck where you live pulls out his rifle and shoots the crackhead ho.
Piece of shit, scumbag, waste of space. Go kill your fucking self now and save the space for all the celebrity cunts having babies today.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 06:52 PM

I am sensing a lot of hostility here and i don,t know why...I did fluffy a favour and put it down,,,I don't understand all the name calling...It was the only humane thing to do...

I took some pics with my Phone...

If anyone Would like for me to post them...??? Just let me know...!!
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 07:15 PM

And the transition is complete.
Bungsmell the tard tip toes over the line and settles into
spambot territory. Well played DICK.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 07:43 PM

Lou why do you keep sending me all the PM's...???

You do know i can ping your your IP address from your PM's dont ya...

And dude what ever you do,, if i ever send you a PM don,t fucking open it...!

And how many do i have to say this..

Fuck You...!
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 07:50 PM

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I am sensing a lot of hostility here and i don,t know why...I did fluffy a favour and put it down,,,I don't understand all the name calling...It was the only humane thing to do...

I took some pics with my Phone...

If anyone Would like for me to post them...??? Just let me know...!!

No ASSHOLE the humane thing to do would be stop being a cheap fucking skate and RUSH it to a vet or even Emergency Vet and pay the damn 300.00 ad let them give her a needle, that would of been the humane thing to do low life. I officially hate you and yours....Like I said, there is a special place of folks like you, I hope when you run into Mike Vick, his dick is so big that he bend you over a hot lava rock and fucks you without any spit.
Go kill youself you motherfucker.

This is you and Vick together as lovers
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 07:55 PM

Hostility, you should of been in front of me, I would of kicked your fucking ass myself, I've done it before....I suffered consequences but worth every fucking penny it cost me, and I'd do it all over again, especially to you.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 08:22 PM

Holy Fuck get checked....!

And i thought Lou was fuckin nuts....!!
Posted by: Smokey

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 09:14 PM

I'm not one for banning, but this cocksucker just threatened to send Lou a virus via XPT.

Not cool.

I know he's a bullshit artist, and a bad one at that, but those threats shouldn't go unpunished.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/17/08 09:45 PM

You are a fucking idiot....!
Posted by: freestylah

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/18/08 09:16 AM

Smokey typed:
Quote:

I'm not one for banning, but this cocksucker just threatened to send Lou a virus via XPT.
Not cool.
I know he's a bullshit artist, and a bad one at that, but those threats shouldn't go unpunished.



Please explain to me the procedure of 'sending a virus via XPT'. I'd really like to know.
Banning is uncalled for, imo.

@Dickie
Two things:
1. Pictures or it didn't happen
2. Ping me, please
Posted by: Smokey

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/18/08 11:44 AM

I have no fucking idea...just thing Hungless is a tool.

I'm not really for banning either, just didnt want to have a virus sent through a PM. If that isn't possible, I guess I'm just dumb. That's why I pay an IP guy.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/18/08 01:05 PM

Threatening posts, or "viruses" via PM (lol) = amateur hour. If you want to get even, do like Nike says. Don't talk about it like a bitch. Besides, putting it in writing only makes the police's job easier when the victim hits the panic button.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/18/08 01:26 PM

Well color me terrorized.


Mark.. please assist Sir Richard Hungwell, Duke of Hax0r on his most holy quest to gain my ip and come find me. Your first thousand clues can be found in his inbox. By all means, for god and country, ping away.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/18/08 01:30 PM

PING ... BABY ... PING
Posted by: DDSanchez

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/18/08 01:53 PM

Quote:

Quote:

None of this ever happened.





I wanted to say it, but you already did.



Does it matter? The majority of the posts on these boards are probably 90% fabricated.

If the word dog was replaced by some whore's name that everyone whines about... it would have been applauded.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/18/08 02:59 PM

I think part of the reaction is due to the, "look at me Ma! No hands!," tone to the story, gushing with I-got-away-with-it pride seen mostly in school yards. I hope it's not true, and it reads too gushy to read true. It looks to me like a reach for attention, like a fishing story told to strangers at a backwater bar - 'you shouda seen the size of that sucker!"

I guess the honorable thing to do would have been to scrape the animal off the pavement and take it to the nearest vet to see what could be done for it./
Posted by: Smokey

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/18/08 03:29 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

None of this ever happened.





I wanted to say it, but you already did.



Does it matter? The majority of the posts on these boards are probably 90% fabricated.

If the word dog was replaced by some whore's name that everyone whines about... it would have been applauded.




Whores chose their own path. Fido never had a chance.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/18/08 03:47 PM

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I think part of the reaction is due to the, "look at me Ma! No hands!," tone to the story, gushing with I-got-away-with-it pride seen mostly in school yards. I hope it's not true, and it reads too gushy to read true. It looks to me like a reach for attention, like a fishing story told to strangers at a backwater bar - 'you shouda seen the size of that sucker!"

I guess the honorable thing to do would have been to scrape the animal off the pavement and take it to the nearest vet to see what could be done for it./



None of the above.

I've tweaked that fucker so hard that the cycle of abuse took on a life of it's own in his sloped head. I'm the truck and the .12 gauge. He's Fluffy the backflipping poodle. Nuff said.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/19/08 12:43 AM

richard hungwell trolling everyone in this thread is hilarious. well done and carry on.


Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/19/08 01:25 AM

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richard hungwell trolling everyone in this thread is hilarious. well done and carry on.






I agree. If for no other reason than to see renfield lose it in every post.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/19/08 11:38 AM

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richard hungwell trolling everyone in this thread is hilarious. well done and carry on.






I agree. If for no other reason than to see renfield lose it in every post.

Hmmm every post, higly doubt it, you better put your glasses on and re-read. I hardly post Inspector.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/19/08 01:20 PM

The Mike Vick/no spit scenario was great.
Well done Gyps.
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/19/08 10:03 PM

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You are a fucking idiot....!

Your the fucking idiot, I can't believe you said "You do know i can ping your your IP address from your PM's dont ya... " if the PM's were from a Messenger program like AIM, MSN Messenger , etc. Yes it is quite easy. PM from an internet based website only if you hack website. You would have better luck fucking a good looking whore that didn't laugh at your little nippledick.Carry on Mr Clueless!

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/20/08 09:30 PM

I have to agree,, to let him know what i was doing was pretty amatuer on my part...

But its Lou..
I doubt if he even knows how to tie his shoes...!!!

Anyways back to the matter at hand..

There was a big story in todays paper about a city councillers daughters poodle that was run over and viciously shot by a unknown person...

I think they might mean me...

Its all over the radio too,,,the radio said they didn,t have any suspects....But i think i might be seriously hooped.

Anyways if all of my good friends here don,t see me for awhile,,I think you know what happened ...

But i promise i will be back as soon as possible...

Meery Christmas all my good Friends...
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/20/08 10:27 PM

Does that mean you're feeling bad about your actions that day, or are you only in fear of a knock at the door? If you had to do it over again, would you have done anything differently?

When I first read your story I didn't think you were serious, is why I ask.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/20/08 11:00 PM

Where did you get that impression,,,,Why would i feel bad..????

Of course i would do it again.....!!!
You seem to act like i have done something wrong....Absolutely not...!!!

I sure as fuck wouldn,t take it to a Vet....
I feel a little bad because i wasted four shotgun shells on the stupid mutt....

But i"ll get over it and i will move on...!
Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/21/08 01:12 AM

so ok, hungwell what city is this city councilman in where this big story took place. oh i know, you dont want us to know where you live. The reality is that you're A LIAR.
Posted by: Sho'nuff

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/21/08 07:39 AM

You didn't do anything wrong?

Lets take the moral side of of this and put it by the wayside for a moment and just look at these simple "facts" about your bullshit story:

1) You claimed to be coming of an 18 hour pill bender. ILLEGAL.
2) You were driving a vehicle while intoxicated on pills and alchohol. ILLEGAL.
3) You discharged a firearm in a community. ILLEGAL.

Care to rethink your bullshit?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/21/08 07:41 AM

Can't be NYC. Our Councilmen are too busy breaking beer bottles over bitches' heads:

Hot-tempered city councilman Hiram Monserrate was accused of slashing his girlfriend's face with broken glass Friday, leaving her with 20 stitches and a black eye. STORY
Posted by: Smokey

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/21/08 10:55 AM

Jim, in all fairness, that bitch just would not listen.
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/21/08 10:30 PM

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I agree. If for no other reason than to see renfield lose it in every post.



Hmmm every post, higly doubt it, you better put your glasses on and re-read. I hardly post Inspector.



You better re-read your three posts in this thread. Or maybe more accurately read them for the first time.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/22/08 05:33 AM

^^ You do realize you're asking a lot here, don't you? There are many, many reasons why she can't/won't think before she types. Everyone of them just as valid as the next....
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/22/08 07:07 AM

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I agree. If for no other reason than to see renfield lose it in every post.



Hmmm every post, higly doubt it, you better put your glasses on and re-read. I hardly post Inspector.



You better re-read your three posts in this thread. Or maybe more accurately read them for the first time.

Oh you meant this thread, well when it comes to animals I lose what little of my mind I have left. If you were talking about in every thread then you're wrong. Anything about animals peaks my interest whether positive or negative.
And if it is true, its too bad he didnt wrap his car around a tree or a divider while driving impaired. Fucking prick that he is, again whether true or not, still a piece of shit for even thinking of this.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/22/08 07:08 AM

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^^ You do realize you're asking a lot here, don't you? There are many, many reasons why she can't/won't think before she types. Everyone of them just as valid as the next....

Free I told you stop loving on me, it's creepy.
Posted by: Lance

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/22/08 09:44 AM

Dick Chibbles just called to say that "Richard Hungwell" is the gayest porno name he's ever heard.

Do us all a favor and turn that gun on yourself.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/22/08 09:47 AM

Richard Hungwell could have done us all a favor and put Darrah Dinks out of her misery.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/22/08 10:19 AM

Who's Dick Chibbles....??
Posted by: freestylah

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/22/08 03:28 PM

Dick Chibbles controls ALL IP addresses in the world. Maybe you should give him a ping?
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/22/08 04:00 PM

Quote:

Dick Chibbles controls ALL IP addresses in the world. Maybe you should give him a ping?


+5 freestylah
Posted by: Lance

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/23/08 03:18 PM

Oh, and by the way moron, it's a "C-note" as in Latin for 100. There's no "G" in Latin numbering, and there is no $1,000 bill. You're thinking of Secret Service agents, who are called "G men" because the Dollar is referred to as a "greenback."

You're still a fucking halfwit, poorly endowed euthanasia candidate. I hope you get AIDS from Orenthal in prison.
Posted by: XPT RIP

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/23/08 09:47 PM

god i hate red necks.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/24/08 09:05 AM

Quote:

...You're thinking of Secret Service agents, who are called "G men" because the Dollar is referred to as a "greenback."...



Point of Order: They're called G-Men because they are Government Men, and it was applied to FBI agents first, then ATF and eventually to all federal law enforcement agents.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/24/08 10:24 PM

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Dick Chibbles controls ALL IP addresses in the world. Maybe you should give him a ping?

Dick Chibbles is the most important pornographer in the history of porno. He makes Gregory Dark look like an amateur. He makes Jamie Gillis look like a n00bie. he makes _________ _____________ look like ______________________________________.
::madlibs::
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 06/15/09 12:11 PM

They'll be coming for you soon, hungwell.
Posted by: Kiss of Death

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 06/15/09 08:14 PM

I don't see what the big deal is....!

"Fluffy" was as good as dead, i just put him out of his misery with the shot-gun...Personally i think i should get some type of humanitarian award,,,i did the little guy a favor..The little girl was a problem,,but sometimes in life you just gotta suck things up..It's a cruel world..

I was gonna start a thread about what i did with my neighbors pets...But i didn't think it would go over to well...

Needless to say my neighbors is now pet-less..LOL..
Posted by: Willie D

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 06/16/09 08:19 AM

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I don't see what the big deal is....!

"Fluffy" was as good as dead, i just put him out of his misery with the shot-gun...Personally i think i should get some type of humanitarian award,,,i did the little guy a favor..The little girl was a problem,,but sometimes in life you just gotta suck things up..It's a cruel world..

I was gonna start a thread about what i did with my neighbors pets...But i didn't think it would go over to well...

Needless to say my neighbors is now pet-less..LOL..

Just like we did with David69, we will be tracing your IP and contacting local law enforcement. You'll want to brush up on your backdoor defense.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 06/16/09 11:50 AM

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I was gonna start a thread about what i did with my neighbors pets...But i didn't think it would go over to well...

Needless to say my neighbors is now pet-less..LOL..



not this bullshit again. at least Dick is afraid enough not to talk about the neighbor's pets. he must've learned his lesson.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 06/16/09 05:51 PM

pets = Pedophile codeword for small children !
Posted by: charin

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 06/16/09 08:26 PM

Funny, a lot of us RVers call pets "furkids".

Harmonics

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 06/16/09 11:16 PM

Harmonics I like ! Not so much many xyls. Some of them are real wardens.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/29/11 11:18 AM

Originally Posted By: Willie D
[quote] we will be tracing your IP and contacting local law enforcement.

blush blush



Thanks for posting the link 2cit or whatever your name is,,Believe me i'm gonna keep it this time...I can see this thread going on for a couple of more years...
Awesome..!

Give me day or two and i will tell you about my neighbors dogs..I just can't decide weather to start a new thread or keep it going in this one..???
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/29/11 11:34 AM

I haven't seen any of my neighbor's cats since I poisoned all the mice in my barn. Gotta love them 2 birds/one stone scenarios.

If the fucking cats were doing there job, I wouldn't have had to poison the mice. Instead they were tearing up my trash. It'd be great if a raccoon or coyote eats the cat, that ate the poisoned mice. Wonderful how the food chain works.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/29/11 12:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I haven't seen any of my neighbor's cats since I poisoned all the mice in my barn. Gotta love them 2 birds/one stone scenarios.

If the fucking cats were doing there job, I wouldn't have had to poison the mice. Instead they were tearing up my trash. It'd be great if a raccoon or coyote eats the cat, that ate the poisoned mice. Wonderful how the food chain works.



Well that should keep the Heat of me for a couple of days..! smile

Thanks
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/29/11 01:17 PM

I didn't mean to kill the cats, I usually let the traffic and bigger critters cull that herd. It just happened, and I aint too fucking sad about it. I just hope they weren't trapped and consumed by chinks.

One of my favorite times of winter is just after the first cold snap. I poison the hell outta the place and wait to see the little green sprinkles of joy. (Poison I get is green, and it colors there poop like too much licorice will do to you)

Neighbor don't care too much about the cats. They stop at every "free Kitten" sign they see and grab what they can to try and keep the mice/rats down in their barn. They've been up to about 10 and down to about 2 over the past decade. I think its been 5-6 years since they stopped giving them names.

They did take care of all the rabbits we used to have around here. Its fucking hell dodging rabbits while pulling in drunk at 4AM.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/29/11 05:33 PM

I'd forgotten about Dickie's "Ping O'Death." Shit, with both Dickie and eric back, we're only one stooge shy of slapstick.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/29/11 06:00 PM

Was that guy banned?? If so, what for?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 12/29/11 07:11 PM

Seeing this thread let's me know how long ago I "checked out" here.

Dungsmell was obviously lying to get attention and reaction.

My biggest regret from '09 was not fucking Gypsy/Renfield and her girlfriend at the same time. That would have been some good hate-fucking sex.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 10/24/12 05:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Richard Hungwell
You do know i can ping your your IP address from your PM's dont ya...




This line still cracks me up. Can't even type without stuttering.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 10/24/12 08:40 PM

Still my biggest regret from '09
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 10/27/12 03:18 PM

Your regrets are too few to mention, then.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 10/27/12 09:35 PM

My regret remains the same re: Gypsy. She's even opened herself to the idea but I fear she can't deliver the girlfriend any more. I wanted to convert two at one time.
Posted by: bogardus

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 10/30/12 10:23 PM

I can't believe he needed four shots from a 12 gauge to off a poodle from point blank.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 10/31/12 02:16 AM

That's because it didn't happen.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 06/25/14 10:12 PM

+1 for dick puffer Bumgsmell...

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 06/26/14 04:04 PM

Awesome thanks for keeping this thread alive Bum-Fuck..


I guess it is time for an update but I don't even know where to begin right now..

Well let me begin by saying there was no charges filed in the original incident..But there have been probably 3-4 major incidents since where I was drunk and it involved firearms and unfortunately in two of those incidents a pet was killed..I just don't have time to go into them right now I could go on for pages[and I will]..

So stay tuned I will start giving regular updates..
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 06/26/14 08:39 PM

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 06/27/14 08:37 AM

The use of firearms will earn you the moniker "The Fromunda Kid" laugh
Posted by: Blue

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 06/28/14 05:42 PM

When I was a kid a dog attacked my neighbor's dog. Mr Eggbert (no shit) ran outside with a baseball bat to deal with the intruding dog, and promptly killed his own in front of the kids.
Posted by: J.B.

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 04/26/17 06:51 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Richard Hungwell
You do know i can ping your your IP address from your PM's dont ya...




This line still cracks me up. Can't even type without stuttering.





Bizzump. Never gets old. smirk smirk
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 09/02/17 06:00 AM

Never. Related... sick whore has sick cat. Fix it Richard.
https://twitter.com/sheenathekoala/status/903962690246270976
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 09/02/17 08:34 AM

Bungsmell to the feline leukemia rescue?
Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 09/22/17 07:20 PM

Hahah somehow I missed this thread or maybe I posted in it and forgot about it. I guess I don't feel so bad about publicly admitting to letting whores fuck me in the ass and drinking their piss when this fuck practically brags about traumatizing a little kid due to his own drug abuse. What a total and utterly contemptible pile of shit.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: I had to kill a little girls dog today...! - 10/01/17 05:36 AM

Yeah you're really late to the hate. lol