Posted by: superloads
Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/06/08 02:25 AM
A director scowls
His time and money wasted
Due to Ryan Knox
His time and money wasted
Due to Ryan Knox
Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/06/08 02:30 AM
Here is a pic I shot of Ryan Knox and his buddy Mike Hash at the Hustler 10 Year Anniversary event Wednesday night. They showed up as it was closing.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/06/08 02:41 AM
Ryan Knox Mike Hash
Gia needs to buy them clothes
That aren't from Goodwill
Gia needs to buy them clothes
That aren't from Goodwill
Posted by: BIFF™
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/06/08 03:37 AM
Ryan Knox sucks
Much like his friend
They both drink urine.
Out of curiosity Gia, did he talk any shit to you there like he does to you here?
Much like his friend
They both drink urine.
Out of curiosity Gia, did he talk any shit to you there like he does to you here?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/06/08 05:07 AM
Paycheck coming
Ryan Knox elated
Hooker is Heather Hurley
(See you on set, Ryan! It's too late to get an AVN nomination for the scene you will do on Monday but I fully expect a pre-nom for next year.)
Private trailer stocked
With blue M&Ms
As Knox wishes
Ryan Knox elated
Hooker is Heather Hurley
(See you on set, Ryan! It's too late to get an AVN nomination for the scene you will do on Monday but I fully expect a pre-nom for next year.)
Private trailer stocked
With blue M&Ms
As Knox wishes
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/06/08 10:21 AM
Rye Ann Flops(noun) Floppy thing no one likes.
Englebert Limperdick.(noun) Thing to throw rocks at. No not that kind.
Dyin Koxx,(noun) Thing that sits there and plays dead.
Lyin Koxx,(Lie)Things people say to errectfully explain when their "cock" plays possum.
Limpweenie Alfredouxx(??)Self Explanatory.
Isnt but should be, Lion Foxx a non existent creature that smokes too much roxx.
Ryanna Knocks(noun) Male? to female transgendered porn starlet covered in tattooes and is booze scented. In a recent interview she says "I was tired or being teased. SO I did what any man? with a extra useless body part would do. Tuck it back, tuck it in, and take in back."
Englebert Limperdick.(noun) Thing to throw rocks at. No not that kind.
Dyin Koxx,(noun) Thing that sits there and plays dead.
Lyin Koxx,(Lie)Things people say to errectfully explain when their "cock" plays possum.
Limpweenie Alfredouxx(??)Self Explanatory.
Isnt but should be, Lion Foxx a non existent creature that smokes too much roxx.
Ryanna Knocks(noun) Male? to female transgendered porn starlet covered in tattooes and is booze scented. In a recent interview she says "I was tired or being teased. SO I did what any man? with a extra useless body part would do. Tuck it back, tuck it in, and take in back."
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/06/08 03:49 PM
Quote:
Tuck it back, tuck it in, and take in back."
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: [to a mirror] Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/06/08 04:21 PM
What a fucken hurtful, HURTFUL thread.
It's obvious Flop.. er Ryan is trying. He's even hanging
out with people that look more homeless than him. And he allowed Gia to take his picture. Sure he showed up late
with a guy that looks like a puke drooling bucket of AIDS but setting insults to poetry is just not called for.
I care Ryan, I really fucken do. Pm me.
It's obvious Flop.. er Ryan is trying. He's even hanging
out with people that look more homeless than him. And he allowed Gia to take his picture. Sure he showed up late
with a guy that looks like a puke drooling bucket of AIDS but setting insults to poetry is just not called for.
I care Ryan, I really fucken do. Pm me.
Posted by: redish
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/06/08 06:01 PM
He might be more hurt if he knew what Haiku meant ...
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/06/08 06:17 PM
Another hurtful post...
Of course the Ry-guy knows what HAIKU means. You try blowing
longshoremen in your formative years and not picking up on some foreign slang. And vice versa. Ya think half the Jap fleet refers to his family as "Wharfwhore"(in the singular) for no reason?.
Think of the seals..and the whales.
Of course the Ry-guy knows what HAIKU means. You try blowing
longshoremen in your formative years and not picking up on some foreign slang. And vice versa. Ya think half the Jap fleet refers to his family as "Wharfwhore"(in the singular) for no reason?.
Think of the seals..and the whales.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/08/08 10:53 AM
Long and hard I sit here and wonder...
When us folks get spooked...
We just "knock on wood"...
Do you ever ponder...
What's Ryu N to do?...
When us folks get spooked...
We just "knock on wood"...
Do you ever ponder...
What's Ryu N to do?...
Posted by: charin
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/08/08 01:37 PM
Do you think some day
The XPT whipping boy
Will get his revenge?
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
The XPT whipping boy
Will get his revenge?
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: charin
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/08/08 02:42 PM
Could little blue pills
Help this porno performer
Rise to the challenge?
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Help this porno performer
Rise to the challenge?
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: charin
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/08/08 02:46 PM
I should lay off him
Don't really know about him
Not in Gag Factors
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Don't really know about him
Not in Gag Factors
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: charin
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/08/08 02:49 PM
Oh, is he the guy
Standing behind blow bang scenes
With a flaccid dick?
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Standing behind blow bang scenes
With a flaccid dick?
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: charin
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/08/08 02:53 PM
Happened to me once
Whore said it does to all guys
But I was quite drunk
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Whore said it does to all guys
But I was quite drunk
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: charin
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/08/08 02:57 PM
I could keep going
But I am told it's not fair
To kick one who's down
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
But I am told it's not fair
To kick one who's down
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/09/08 04:23 AM
This thread should probably be locked.
I keep coming up with "haikus". It will never end. Its not nice but I have no self control.
Or to be fair we make a xpt member haikus thread this way it wont be pointing dierectly at someone.
Post you disfunctions at your own expense of course.
I keep coming up with "haikus". It will never end. Its not nice but I have no self control.
Or to be fair we make a xpt member haikus thread this way it wont be pointing dierectly at someone.
Post you disfunctions at your own expense of course.
Posted by: Gunker
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/11/08 10:40 PM
Ryan Knox awaits
Flaccid micropenis wilts
Piss bang clarifies
Flaccid micropenis wilts
Piss bang clarifies
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/12/08 11:48 PM
Adonis weeping
Jealous of Fort Knox
Golden ramrod pistons
Other studs flub
As Ryan reams, creams
And dreams of days of thunder
Jealous of Fort Knox
Golden ramrod pistons
Other studs flub
As Ryan reams, creams
And dreams of days of thunder
Posted by: k1ng
Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/12/08 11:58 PM
die
Posted by: zenman
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/13/08 01:14 AM
Who's that slut?
Quote:
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/13/08 02:06 AM
Uhhh....that's Ryan. Aren't you following this thread, Sir? Look as Claudio Meloni mouths, "Oh my God!" as he bears witness to Ryan's dental-destroying mouthfucking. Another "man," concealing his shame and inferiority beneath sunglasses, stares at his feet in deference to the animalistic superiority of Alpha Male Knox. A third bozo attempts to pat himself on the back in a moment of self-delusion, believing the awe of the crowd is somehow directed at him.
It was not. It was directed at Him......Knox. Ryan Knox. Graduate of the School of Hard Knocks and current President of the School of Hard Knox. He strained and veined his way to priaprismic popularity in short order, leaving his jealous ball-busting brethren in the dust.
He did not choose this fight. Nay, he is a peaceful warrior.....a warrior made of flesh and chisled bone.
Go ahead, Mr. President. Pat yourself on the back. You deserve it!
It was not. It was directed at Him......Knox. Ryan Knox. Graduate of the School of Hard Knocks and current President of the School of Hard Knox. He strained and veined his way to priaprismic popularity in short order, leaving his jealous ball-busting brethren in the dust.
He did not choose this fight. Nay, he is a peaceful warrior.....a warrior made of flesh and chisled bone.
Go ahead, Mr. President. Pat yourself on the back. You deserve it!
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/13/08 02:28 AM
He may be a graduate/president of the school of hard Knox but he sure ain't a graduate/president of the school of hard cocks. 
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/13/08 02:48 AM
Note the confidence of Squire Knox as he rapes and pillages his way to $1,000-a-scene altitude....mocking those ants below who must stand in line to fuck as he savours the oral efforts of a privileged young lady. Mouth hole is renamed Knoxville. Pussy pummeled by timecard-punching peons idiotically trying to fit round stubby pegs into starfish-shaped holes. Mediocre morons meddling with the Almighty. The Almighty Knox.
Ryan reigns supreme in purple-headed passion. Lust erupts.
Ryan reigns supreme in purple-headed passion. Lust erupts.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/13/08 11:08 AM
Ryan is hard because there are more male than females in the room 
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/13/08 11:48 AM
I thought it was because he was unconscious and couldn't tell it was a woman. Looks like he's sleeping on his feet there.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/13/08 12:14 PM
He just closed his eyes for a second, thinking 3 moves ahead of the other so-called talent.
He wisely led the clan by the head while they fumbled and bumbled their way at the tail.
He wisely led the clan by the head while they fumbled and bumbled their way at the tail.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/13/08 02:01 PM
Quote:
Looks like he's sleeping on his feet there.
Speaking of sleeping, I'm sure we can all relate to how good it feels to sleep on the clock. Well there's actually a job out there that pays you to sleep with a Naked woman on your face!
Shit thee I not!
Look there's Broccoli Boy on the Left! I don't know if it gets any easier. Hey, it doesn't get Harder right?
See if you can spot the Ironman catching his Zzzz's and a paycheck in this Where's Waldo of whores.
Trailer?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/13/08 02:23 PM
I will have my revenge on Penny Flame.....I will.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/13/08 02:39 PM
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/13/08 03:06 PM
Elli G Cannot Read.
He Subscribe for what he needs.
A Man's Asshole will Guide his Seed.
He Subscribe for what he needs.
A Man's Asshole will Guide his Seed.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/13/08 04:51 PM
you are the fag with the dildo in the ass not me, btw im not subscribed to watch losers like you getting their ass pounded, what only you need to do is google Ryan Knox and strap on and that's it
Hey Ryana how do you warm up your butt hole for strapon scenes? the night before with Brandon Irons?
Hey Ryana how do you warm up your butt hole for strapon scenes? the night before with Brandon Irons?
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/13/08 05:17 PM
Elli G Likes Man Butt.
This is How he Busts a Nut.
So What if He's a Fag. So What!
This is How he Busts a Nut.
So What if He's a Fag. So What!
Posted by: Gunker
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/13/08 07:11 PM
"Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively."
Syllables counted
Ryan answers with Haiku
Flubs many lines, d'oh!
Syllables counted
Ryan answers with Haiku
Flubs many lines, d'oh!
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/13/08 09:28 PM
Take the power back!
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/13/08 09:41 PM
Damn Brandon really goes to bat for Ryan, I think they've made a love connection.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/13/08 10:31 PM
I know raw talent when I see it....and it doesn't get any more raw than "Rompin'" Ryan Knox.
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/13/08 11:42 PM
Quote:
Uhhh....that's Ryan. Aren't you following this thread, Sir? Look as Claudio Meloni mouths, "Oh my God!" as he bears witness to Ryan's dental-destroying mouthfucking. Another "man," concealing his shame and inferiority beneath sunglasses, stares at his feet in deference to the animalistic superiority of Alpha Male Knox. A third bozo attempts to pat himself on the back in a moment of self-delusion, believing the awe of the crowd is somehow directed at him.
It was not. It was directed at Him......Knox. Ryan Knox. Graduate of the School of Hard Knocks and current President of the School of Hard Knox. He strained and veined his way to priaprismic popularity in short order, leaving his jealous ball-busting brethren in the dust.
He did not choose this fight. Nay, he is a peaceful warrior.....a warrior made of flesh and chisled bone.
Go ahead, Mr. President. Pat yourself on the back. You deserve it!
Do you ever go back and read your rants sober and then scratch your head wondering why it made so much more sense at the time?
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 12:02 AM
Quote:
Damn Brandon really goes to bat for Ryan, I think they've made a love connection.
It's becoming obvious to me that "Ryan Knox" is one of Brandon's alt i.d.'s. Face it anyone who takes dildo's up their ass ain't gonna post here. (Except Christian). Come to think of it the real Ryan is probably the guy from the one man one jar video making the rounds lately.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 12:26 AM
Quote:
It's becoming obvious to me that "Ryan Knox" is one of Brandon's alt i.d.'s. Face it anyone who takes dildo's up their ass ain't gonna post here. (Except Christian). Come to think of it the real Ryan is probably the guy from the one man one jar video making the rounds lately.
And he has conversations with them. Ryan. Mark_J. Forget the herp, dude. Get that schizophrenia under control.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 10:00 AM
That's bullshit. Last week, Ryan and I went to every medical marijuana store in the San Fernando Valley and asked if we could cut their grass. No one accepted. It's tough out there.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 10:27 AM
I hear it also works on male feelings of inferiority. You can get stoned and hallucinate that you have a man-sized dick. No more rolled-up socks that smell like ball sweat instead of feet.
You still stink, paperchase, and Iron always wins over paper. Remember that.
Now, Ryan, what is your availability next week?
You still stink, paperchase, and Iron always wins over paper. Remember that.
Now, Ryan, what is your availability next week?
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 01:32 PM
Quote:
You still stink, paperchase, and Iron always wins over paper.
In a game of Flops-Raper-Simplex there can be no winner, just sore losers.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 04:03 PM
Brandon is The Dark Knight of porn.
Paperwaste is nothing more than an ass whipping paper product. Lou is a cotton picking slave that hasn't been informed of his civil rights.
Collectively, your both winners with no winnings and at the very same level.
I'm leaving porn for a job at Chattsworth High as a Career Guidance Counselor. I'm targeting 17 year old pre-graduate females for some good advice on how to build a college fund.
Paperwaste is nothing more than an ass whipping paper product. Lou is a cotton picking slave that hasn't been informed of his civil rights.
Collectively, your both winners with no winnings and at the very same level.
I'm leaving porn for a job at Chattsworth High as a Career Guidance Counselor. I'm targeting 17 year old pre-graduate females for some good advice on how to build a college fund.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 04:10 PM
brandon give free marijuana to ryana to make him stoned and then take advance of him and rape his lose asshole
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 04:11 PM
Flopsy
Quote:
Brandon is The Dark Knight of porn.
Paperwaste is nothing more than an ass whipping paper product. Lou is a cotton picking slave that hasn't been informed of his civil rights.
Collectively, your both winners with no winnings and at the very same level.
I'm leaving porn for a job at Chattsworth High as a Career Guidance Counselor. I'm targeting 17 year old pre-graduate females for some good advice on how to build a college fund.
You mentioned three people then facefucked yourself with "Collectively, your both winners with no winnings and at the very same level."
Well played ya piss puking pecker wrecked pus-nuts.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 04:24 PM
Spray some of my sweet white dressing on that word salad of yours and you got yourself a meal. No more Grits and Lashes for you.
Bon Appetite!
Bon Appetite!
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 04:28 PM
Either the advanced encephalitis is really having an impact
on your posting abilities or Brandon is absolutley rockin the hand up the ass puppet routine. Either way.. well done Flopsy.
on your posting abilities or Brandon is absolutley rockin the hand up the ass puppet routine. Either way.. well done Flopsy.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 04:34 PM
You have all of the tools to be a useful man servant.
Your Calloused hands will hold up strong against 16 hours of daily cotton picking.
Your knowledgeable lack of self worth will make it easy to keep you in line and you obviously have no problem with sleeping in a barn.
Now tell me your Christian name, boy.
Your Calloused hands will hold up strong against 16 hours of daily cotton picking.
Your knowledgeable lack of self worth will make it easy to keep you in line and you obviously have no problem with sleeping in a barn.
Now tell me your Christian name, boy.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 04:45 PM
The fuck Knox?.
I'd rather face opponents of substance rather than substance abuse ya brainless streak of std laiden piss.lol
Aim high amirite?
You are consistent though Ryan, simply because shit always floats.
I'd rather face opponents of substance rather than substance abuse ya brainless streak of std laiden piss.lol
Aim high amirite?
You are consistent though Ryan, simply because shit always floats.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 04:55 PM
Quote:
You are consistent though Ryan
You speak of course of my sweet white dressing. PM me not oh foolish one. When I'm ready to let you sit on my lap, I'll let you know.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 05:08 PM
And that's that. 
That was sad Flopsy(in a point and laugh kinda way).
edit: Flopsy is no longer reading my pms..lol
That was sad Flopsy(in a point and laugh kinda way).
edit: Flopsy is no longer reading my pms..lol
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 05:11 PM
If you have anything to say PM just type it into the subject line because I'm not reading them, thanks.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 05:17 PM
lol...
Getting too far into your head. Yes?.
lol
Knox takes plastic in the ass.On film. But pm's are too personal.EPIC!
Seasons Beatings Ryan.
Getting too far into your head. Yes?.
lol
Knox takes plastic in the ass.On film. But pm's are too personal.EPIC!
Seasons Beatings Ryan.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 05:32 PM
Quote:
pm's are too personal.EPIC!
No Lou. This would be too personal.
Remind you of home?
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 05:40 PM
If we were following your storyline based on avatars and posts, you'd have a hole in your head and your frontal lobe would be leaking into your eyes. Nice foresight on the toe tag though. Who said self deFEET isn't genetic?
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 05:48 PM
You babble incoherently and out of turn. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having read your posts.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 06:00 PM
Go wait in the car sweetheart.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/14/08 06:27 PM
Quote:
Hey Lou:
Did you hear that even Stormfront wouldn't accept Cryin, something about being too limp and diseased even by their standards.
Ryan, after you accepted your first pack of smokes from Brandon how did he force repayment? I bet it reminded you of your last stint in prison.
I don't hear about Ryan because I don't ask about Ryan.
When I want him to embarrass himself I make him think it was his idea then straight right him between the blinkers.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 06:44 AM
I think Ryan's posting on the drugs again.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 12:58 PM
If Louise and Paperwaste want to form a union, they might stand a fighting chance. There's nothing that sets them apart from eachother besides envy.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 01:42 PM
Quote:
If Louise and Paperwaste want to form a union, they might stand a fighting chance. There's nothing that sets them apart from eachother besides envy.
Hi Brandon. How's it going?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 01:52 PM
Dean, don't be dumb, dude.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 02:35 PM
Quote:
Dean, don't be dumb, dude.
And here is where the real talent seperates itself from
the wannabes.
See how he left you hanging Ryan?. I did.
Fucken hurtful once again. Yes?. He didn't even make it rhyme or 5,7,5 that shit. Good thing you have that Hash kid to fall back on huh. Fucken go-getter that one. lol
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 02:43 PM
Quote:
Dean, don't be dumb, dude.
Yeah, right.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 02:52 PM
Paper chaste, what a waste.
He dresses up in Silk and Lace.
And then he sits on Loui's Face.
He dresses up in Silk and Lace.
And then he sits on Loui's Face.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 02:52 PM
Cue "Mark_J" in 3... 2... 1...
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 03:38 PM
Quote:
Paper chaste, what a waste.
He dresses up in Silk and Lace.
And then he sits on Loui's Face.
Apparently the benzo withdrawals have sparked someones inner Walt Whitman.
Good for you Flopsy?. lol
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 04:16 PM
Hairy Nuts you wish to taste.
Watch them Dangle in your Face.
Lou's a Jew, now eat his Paste.
Watch them Dangle in your Face.
Lou's a Jew, now eat his Paste.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 04:19 PM
I wouldn't worry Raperface. Based on Brandons disowning of Flopsy it's safe to say he's in treatment. Not to say that tomorrow he could be picking bugs out of his hair, fingerpainting with his own shit, and stuffing IcyHot into his piss hole. Still.. We're here for him. Because we care.
We really fucken do.
We really fucken do.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 04:21 PM
Quote:
Hairy Nuts you wish to taste.
Watch them Dangle in your Face.
Lou's a Jew, now eat his Paste.
Hi pimpleclit.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 04:46 PM
You too are clearly Alt Ids.
Join eachother at the knees.
XPTs own Lime Disease.
If Paper's posts are Lame and Rotten.
Perhaps you can both go pick Cotton?
Join eachother at the knees.
XPTs own Lime Disease.
If Paper's posts are Lame and Rotten.
Perhaps you can both go pick Cotton?
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 04:53 PM
Quote:
You too are clearly Alt Ids.
Join eachother at the knees.
XPTs own Lime Disease.
If Paper's posts are Lame and Rotten.
Perhaps you can both go pick Cotton?
Didn't you almost have it all? lol
I know you won't see it today or tomorrow Ryan, but you do what I tell you. Then I laugh at you. Now imagine that on a planetary scale and I welcome you to your posting history.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/15/08 07:38 PM
But then who'd drive your Mom to sets from The Extended Stay America?
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/16/08 07:27 PM
Brandon Iron needs
A new friend in Ryan Knox
Since Christian loathes him
A new friend in Ryan Knox
Since Christian loathes him
Posted by: Lance
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/17/08 07:06 AM
This thread is proof that XPT should be shut down.
Dismissed.
Dismissed.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/17/08 09:28 AM
Thank you Lance Allan Ito you silly china man.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/19/08 06:10 PM
Wow, I been gone way too long... Meth might have a color it depends. Does everyone here have an alt. I.D.? This thread oficially sucks now with all the meltdowns and all...
LoL @ the guy who used the words "simplex" and "sore" in the same paragraph....
LoL @ the guy who used the words "simplex" and "sore" in the same paragraph....
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/22/08 02:20 PM
Quote:
I have a mom whom isn't ashamed of my profession. I bet you can't say the same unless she likes meth.
XPT says, ALL moms do meth...
Posted by: pretty
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/25/08 08:45 AM
how do you make a haiku?
when i first got on here, all the smart dudes said my posts were like bad haikus lol
i wanna know how to make one!
we could make nice christmas ones!
love, pretty
when i first got on here, all the smart dudes said my posts were like bad haikus lol
i wanna know how to make one!
we could make nice christmas ones!
love, pretty
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/27/08 01:13 PM
Hey pretty. How about ones that are about Ryan based on "A Christmas Carol.
Ryan's dick was dead.
There is no doubt about that.
Dead to begin with.
There was no hardness.
It was completely flaccid.
Dead as a doornail.
You will permit me
To stress, emphatically,
Dead as a doornail.
Limp as a noodle
Nothing could get his dick up.
It lie there rotting.
You must understand
Or nothing good can come from
What I will tell you.
........
Ryan's dick was dead.
There is no doubt about that.
Dead to begin with.
There was no hardness.
It was completely flaccid.
Dead as a doornail.
You will permit me
To stress, emphatically,
Dead as a doornail.
Limp as a noodle
Nothing could get his dick up.
It lie there rotting.
You must understand
Or nothing good can come from
What I will tell you.
........
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/27/08 11:47 PM
^ Necrophelia?
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/28/08 03:39 PM
Of course when it's in Fatman's Face.
Around his Mouth he slacked on Pace.
You know he kind of looked like Ace.
Now he sits in front of the screen.
Doesn't need a woman or anything.
Read his posts and make him sing.
Around his Mouth he slacked on Pace.
You know he kind of looked like Ace.
Now he sits in front of the screen.
Doesn't need a woman or anything.
Read his posts and make him sing.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/28/08 03:46 PM
5-7-5 snake eyes.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/28/08 03:51 PM
Find something better to do while you're at the library please.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/28/08 04:47 PM
You have a higher opinion of Ryan than I, Lou.
You think he can count to 7.
I don't think he can make it to 5.
You think he can count to 7.
I don't think he can make it to 5.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/28/08 04:49 PM
Or in Haiku:
Ryan is not smart.
A brain smaller than his dick.
But, much more solid.
Ryan is not smart.
A brain smaller than his dick.
But, much more solid.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/28/08 04:57 PM
Read the first page Fatty. I find the hurtful posts aimed at Flop..err Ryan very destructive and damaging to his inner stunt cock.
At best it's hurtful.
Words are like bullets, pointed.
Ryan packs flacid points.
At best it's hurtful.
Words are like bullets, pointed.
Ryan packs flacid points.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/28/08 05:00 PM
Life is an onion.
As you peel away the days,
Sometimes you will weep.
As you peel away the days,
Sometimes you will weep.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/28/08 05:26 PM
Flops is a machine.
Constant current and flacid.
Mopes spring eternal.
Constant current and flacid.
Mopes spring eternal.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 12/28/08 05:33 PM
Quote:
Mopes spring eternal
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 01/03/09 02:14 AM
Ryan Knox thinks that
People are envious of
His limitations
People are envious of
His limitations
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Meet Ryan Pumper - 01/26/09 04:21 AM
We've all heard of Brian Pumper.
Meet Ryan Pumper.
Thanks for laying the pipe, Ryan. Heather enjoyed your company. Other studs were standing around scratching their heads wondering how to control her. You just got the job done. Thank you.
Meet Ryan Pumper.
Thanks for laying the pipe, Ryan. Heather enjoyed your company. Other studs were standing around scratching their heads wondering how to control her. You just got the job done. Thank you.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Meet Ryan Pumper - 01/26/09 05:44 AM
What the fuck is that?
Posted by: Gigi
Re: Meet Ryan Pumper - 01/26/09 07:28 AM
the bottom of ryan's sock?
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Meet Ryan Pumper - 01/26/09 07:29 AM
Is he wearing socks? Maybe it's just hard to keep your feet clean when you live in a dumpster.
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Meet Ryan Pumper - 01/26/09 04:48 PM
A rather large sewer rat making a getaway to a better smelling place?
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Meet Ryan 302.72 - 01/27/09 01:25 AM
Quote:
We've all heard of Brian Pumper.
Meet Ryan Pumper.
We've never heard of Ryan Pumper, but we have heard of Ryan 302.72
Posted by: pretty
Re: Meet Ryan 302.72 - 01/27/09 05:15 AM
ok heres my haiku
ive been working on this for weeks guys lol
i like xpt
its fun here when i log on
im addicted yay!
that was really bad wasnt it?
ok ill blame it on the percocets
love, pretty
ive been working on this for weeks guys lol
i like xpt
its fun here when i log on
im addicted yay!
that was really bad wasnt it?
ok ill blame it on the percocets
love, pretty
Posted by: superloads
Re: Meet Ryan 302.72 - 01/31/09 12:02 AM
pretty is booked for
a blowbang with Ryan Knox
pending good hair day
a blowbang with Ryan Knox
pending good hair day
Posted by: superloads
Re: Meet Ryan 302.72 - 01/31/09 12:12 AM
Ryan is pleading
"Just give me one more take, dude"
Brandon fluffs his cock
"Just give me one more take, dude"
Brandon fluffs his cock
Posted by: superloads
Re: Meet Ryan 302.72 - 01/31/09 12:19 AM
Ryan's barber shouts
"Dude, you only have 5 bucks???"
Here is the result
"Dude, you only have 5 bucks???"
Here is the result
Posted by: superloads
Re: Meet Ryan 302.72 - 01/31/09 12:24 AM
Brandon Iron speaks
On the current recession
"Crackwhores be cheaper!"
On the current recession
"Crackwhores be cheaper!"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Meet Ryan 302.72 - 01/31/09 12:30 AM
Christian in a room
Full of hot as balls women
Hoping they have balls
Full of hot as balls women
Hoping they have balls
Posted by: superloads
Re: Meet Ryan 302.72 - 01/31/09 12:39 AM
Brandon thinks about
Cherry Chase in bridal gown
Oh, the good old days
Cherry Chase in bridal gown
Oh, the good old days
Posted by: superloads
Re: Meet Ryan 302.72 - 01/31/09 12:43 AM
Ryan handed script
"Dude, what is my motivation?"
To get hard, dumbfuck
"Dude, what is my motivation?"
To get hard, dumbfuck
Posted by: superloads
Re: Meet Ryan 302.72 - 01/31/09 12:46 AM
Max in Fed prison..
"Ready to play poker, Max?"
"Can I piss on her?"
"Ready to play poker, Max?"
"Can I piss on her?"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Meet Ryan 302.72 - 01/31/09 01:08 AM
Germy sees a stray cat
Picks her up, and she purrs
"Move in with me.."
...............
Germy grabs the phone
On the line, is Fritz the Cat
"I have Kino Flows.."
..................
Shop guy at Bexel
Drank a few with Germy Steal
Where are Kino Flows??
...................
Stray cat pounces on
Germy coming home real late
Friskies 8ball gone
....................
Germy is bitter
Yet,he is always bitter
and we all know why
Picks her up, and she purrs
"Move in with me.."
...............
Germy grabs the phone
On the line, is Fritz the Cat
"I have Kino Flows.."
..................
Shop guy at Bexel
Drank a few with Germy Steal
Where are Kino Flows??
...................
Stray cat pounces on
Germy coming home real late
Friskies 8ball gone
....................
Germy is bitter
Yet,he is always bitter
and we all know why
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Meet Ryan 302.72 - 01/31/09 07:29 AM
I'm going to give you a big fat "A" for enthusiasm and effort!
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Meet Ryan 302.72 - 01/31/09 12:56 PM
I will give Ryan a "V" also for some BIG FAT enthusiasm. In addition he will buy a vowel.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/18/09 02:50 AM
A boy is weeping
Set is Guantanamo Bay
Kineflow's light Knox
Set is Guantanamo Bay
Kineflow's light Knox
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/18/09 06:48 AM
it's true that Ryan is a rehab center because a dildo overdose?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/18/09 06:58 AM
Quote:
A boy is weeping
Set is Guantanamo Bay
Kineflow's light Knox
like they have Kinos
on a set with ryan knox
babywipes, neither
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/18/09 12:17 PM
Cryin' Ryan's reading the thread. Awwwwww.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/18/09 12:21 PM
Ryan is Quite Thankful
For Everday He Wakes
He isn't you
For Everday He Wakes
He isn't you
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/18/09 12:31 PM
That whole 5-7-5 syllable thing was too tough for Ryan.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/18/09 12:41 PM
If I want any lip from you, I'll scrape it off my Dick.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/19/09 12:14 AM
Ryan Knox sad 'cause
Porno Dan gets lesbo piss
Knox gets cardboard box
Porno Dan gets lesbo piss
Knox gets cardboard box
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/19/09 01:56 PM
Ryan's Happy 'Cause
He gets laid all of the time
He's better than you
He gets laid all of the time
He's better than you
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/21/09 01:00 AM
Knox shot in HD
CDC see's the footage
Knox in quarantine
CDC see's the footage
Knox in quarantine
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/21/09 01:08 AM
Knox's Gitmo shoot
Gets waterboarded by piss
50 bucks richer
Gets waterboarded by piss
50 bucks richer
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/21/09 01:15 AM
Knox is a playa
Has mad game in the arcade
Brandon employs him
Has mad game in the arcade
Brandon employs him
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/21/09 01:20 AM
Vick free from jail
Brandon will give him a call
Needs Dogs for website
Brandon will give him a call
Needs Dogs for website
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/22/09 01:10 PM
While you guys post here
Ryan Gets Laid Everyday
It's totally sweet
Ryan Gets Laid Everyday
It's totally sweet
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/22/09 01:17 PM
By the way how's your boyfriend doing?
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/23/09 01:24 AM
He enters fuck films
Ryan cannot get hardon
Oh the irony
Ryan cannot get hardon
Oh the irony
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/23/09 10:15 PM
Using just two hands
Ryan can count the number
of girls you've bedded
Ryan can count the number
of girls you've bedded
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/23/09 10:28 PM
Quote:
Ryan's Happy 'Cause
He gets laid with men all of the time
He's better than you
fixed
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/23/09 10:37 PM
Quote:
Using just one hand
Ryan can count the number
of times he's been hard
fixed
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/24/09 07:15 PM
You're fixed. As in neutered. Crossword clue, 8 letters.
Posted by: charin
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/24/09 07:47 PM
impotent. Funny you would come up with that. Or anything.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: Gunker
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/24/09 08:03 PM
Quote:
Using just two hands
Ryan can count the number
of girls you've bedded
Try again, broccoli
Haiku is structured to block
Idiots like you
(a perfect 5-7-5, tiny dick...)
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/24/09 08:42 PM
Almost, Dipshit. Broccoli is technically a 3 syllable word. Sound it out.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/24/09 10:05 PM
Quote:
You're fixed. As in neutered. Crossword clue, 8 letters.
You are flaccid boy.
As erect as a tapeworm
Viagra no help
Posted by: D.W.
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/24/09 11:21 PM
Ryan Knox fucks goats.
I don't know why he does this.
But he enjoys it.
I don't know why he does this.
But he enjoys it.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/24/09 11:23 PM
Quote:
You are flaccid boy.
As erect as a tapeworm
Viagra no help
Thank You for Playing.
Haiku's are your thing! And Now....
You can go away
Posted by: D.W.
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/24/09 11:32 PM
Ryan likes big cocks
And licking a man's asshole
But claims he's not gay
And licking a man's asshole
But claims he's not gay
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/24/09 11:43 PM
Ass Hat likes Wigs? Frocks?
And Dicking a man's Asshole?
But claims He's not Ray?
And Dicking a man's Asshole?
But claims He's not Ray?
Posted by: D.W.
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/24/09 11:48 PM
Ryan is homeless
Will take it in ass for cash
Or he'll take a check
Will take it in ass for cash
Or he'll take a check
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/24/09 11:52 PM
Ryan is Flawless?
Will Rape it in Ass Hat's Gash?
Or he'll Break his Neck?
Will Rape it in Ass Hat's Gash?
Or he'll Break his Neck?
Posted by: D.W.
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/24/09 11:55 PM
Ryan will eat shit
For only seven dollars
But won't leave your house
For only seven dollars
But won't leave your house
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/25/09 12:07 AM
Ryan will Beat Shit
Out of Ass Hat for 10 Cents
Recycle his house
Out of Ass Hat for 10 Cents
Recycle his house
Posted by: D.W.
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/25/09 12:13 AM
Ryan wants 10 cents
Because he can't pay his rent
Will suck dick for help
Because he can't pay his rent
Will suck dick for help
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/25/09 12:19 AM
My will has grown tired. Enjoy your night Tweaker.
Posted by: D.W.
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/25/09 12:34 AM
Ryan says goodnight
Needs to find a trannys dick
To fuck his ass hard
Needs to find a trannys dick
To fuck his ass hard
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/25/09 12:54 PM
Hi Sophia. Why's a fully grown woman like you posting here?
Work been slow?
Work been slow?
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/25/09 02:19 PM
Gang bang...
Ryan caresses the whore
His eyes seek dick
Ryan caresses the whore
His eyes seek dick
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/30/09 04:51 AM
Ryan sleeves his cock
Mad lust for Nugget's Birdman
Yet soft in the paint
Mad lust for Nugget's Birdman
Yet soft in the paint
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/30/09 04:57 AM
Knox counts on one hand
Total amount of money
In his bank account
Total amount of money
In his bank account
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/30/09 05:03 AM
Ryan needs a gig
Drunk dials Christian XXX
Got shoot with tranny
Drunk dials Christian XXX
Got shoot with tranny
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/30/09 02:00 PM
Was that your final attempt?
Which one of those three posts do you want to be remembered by?
Which one of those three posts do you want to be remembered by?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/31/09 08:43 AM
I've been gone awhile.
Ryan Knox is still a shlub.
Some things never change.
I won't be here long.
All the racists turn me off.
Like Knox turns off girls.
It an irony.
We're all hard on Ryan Knox.
And, he can't have one.
Ryan Knox is still a shlub.
Some things never change.
I won't be here long.
All the racists turn me off.
Like Knox turns off girls.
It an irony.
We're all hard on Ryan Knox.
And, he can't have one.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 05/31/09 08:45 AM
Welcome back Fatty...
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/01/09 05:49 PM
Its really like you never left. Really.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/04/09 04:11 AM
Knox eyes goat at zoo
Quickly calls Brandon Iron
Shoot booked for Monday
Quickly calls Brandon Iron
Shoot booked for Monday
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/05/09 07:40 AM
Superloads tries, fails
Regrets smoking horny goat weed
Instead of swallowing
Regrets smoking horny goat weed
Instead of swallowing
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/05/09 01:50 PM
BI, which was the bigger insult? Saying you'd shoot a scene with a goat or with Ryan?
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/05/09 11:18 PM
Ashford/Simpson sang
Solid like a rock but it's
Not 'bout Ryan Knox
Solid like a rock but it's
Not 'bout Ryan Knox
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/06/09 07:17 AM
Ryan is welcome on my shoots anytime.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/06/09 07:29 AM
Quote:
Ryan is welcome on my shoots anytime.
[taking kishkas]... and from many of the posts you've made hyping your site, so are goats![taking kishkas]
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/11/09 12:20 AM
Brandon looks at goat
Grabs clippers and starts shaving
And rocks new hairdo
Grabs clippers and starts shaving
And rocks new hairdo
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/11/09 12:25 AM
Ryan eyes shaved goat
Wonders how shaved goat can get
The money he can't
Wonders how shaved goat can get
The money he can't
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/11/09 02:34 AM
Quote:
Ryan is welcome on my shoots anytime.
If Ryan has a
Current drivers license (not)
Or some real bad teeth
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/11/09 04:22 PM
Superloads Peeps, Weeps.
Unable to Trump Ryan.
Watches Bridezillas.
Unable to Trump Ryan.
Watches Bridezillas.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/11/09 04:28 PM
Would someone just say "gesundheit" and end this stupid shit ? 
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/12/09 01:28 AM
Quote:
Would someone just say "gesundheit" and end this stupid shit ?
It can't be done otherwise Ryan "Limpnode" Knox would never be mentioned.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/12/09 03:02 PM
Plus, Dean "DickLicker" Wormsa would never get a chance to post.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/12/09 03:15 PM
Dude, can I borrow your password for that site? I want to get some of those pics too! E-Mail me...
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/13/09 01:50 PM
Quote:
Plus, Dean "DickLicker" Wormsa would never get a chance to post.
Hey Brandon. How's it going?
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/13/09 05:24 PM
Quote:
Dude, can I borrow your password for that site?
Yes? No?
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/14/09 03:23 PM
Oh, No worries bro. That post only took a minute out of my day.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/14/09 04:05 PM
You've put some thought into this I see. The old I know you are but what am I trick...very tactful.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/14/09 04:34 PM
Soooo.....are you gonna let me use your password or what? 
Also, there's a box you can uncheck for whenever you edit your posts (which seems to be quite often) that will make your writing seem a little less indecisive. E mail me for more info.......
Also, there's a box you can uncheck for whenever you edit your posts (which seems to be quite often) that will make your writing seem a little less indecisive. E mail me for more info.......
Posted by: D.W.
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/21/09 09:57 PM
Ryan has problems
Getting hard from a woman
Send in Donny Long
Getting hard from a woman
Send in Donny Long
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/23/09 01:06 AM
Ryan's cleavage tat
Will disappear when his tits
Grow large like Brandon's
Will disappear when his tits
Grow large like Brandon's
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/23/09 01:12 AM
Brandon Iron's Gunt
Bigger than the Welfare MiLFs
He hires for shoots
Bigger than the Welfare MiLFs
He hires for shoots
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/23/09 01:21 AM
Ryan looks at dick
Amazed at the erection
Then looks at his own
Amazed at the erection
Then looks at his own
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/23/09 01:27 AM
Christian calls Ryan
"Fuck the Steroid Bull Semen.."
"Gulp Tranny's instead"
"Fuck the Steroid Bull Semen.."
"Gulp Tranny's instead"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/23/09 01:34 AM
Brandon looks at watch
Sees his Timex is missing
Knox at Taco Bell
Sees his Timex is missing
Knox at Taco Bell
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/23/09 01:43 AM
Brandon new release
Of new content he just shot
But PETA protests
Of new content he just shot
But PETA protests
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/23/09 01:49 AM
Donkey Wong laughs at
Being banned from message board
That Ryan posts on
Being banned from message board
That Ryan posts on
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/23/09 01:54 AM
Christian XXX
Smells sweaty Male armpit
Shoots a load on it
Smells sweaty Male armpit
Shoots a load on it
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/23/09 02:09 AM
Brandon calls Gia
"I have a new idea.."
"Iran Unveiled"
"I have a new idea.."
"Iran Unveiled"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/23/09 02:24 AM
Knox is at Job Fair
Recruiter turned him down from
Der Wienerschnitzel
Recruiter turned him down from
Der Wienerschnitzel
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/25/09 12:20 AM
Horny girl awaits
A magic trick by Ryan
"Disappears in hand"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/25/09 12:27 AM
Ryan Knox's Tats
Looks like they were applied from
Drunken paintball game
Looks like they were applied from
Drunken paintball game
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/25/09 12:31 AM
Slut eyes Ryan's wrist
Realizes hopeless shoot
Wrist is just as limp
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/25/09 05:14 PM
When Ryan Knox Coughs....
Superloads is there waiting,
To Dust Off My Balls.
Superloads is there waiting,
To Dust Off My Balls.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/25/09 05:22 PM
Ryan Knox writes haiku
Meager attempts at insults
Failure occurs
Meager attempts at insults
Failure occurs
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/26/09 12:28 PM
Knox attempts haiku
Forgets one minor detail
Can't count to seven
Forgets one minor detail
Can't count to seven
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/27/09 04:42 PM
Knox Returns Movie,
Sees Douche Bag Behind Counter,
Laughs and Walks Away.
Sees Douche Bag Behind Counter,
Laughs and Walks Away.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/28/09 03:06 AM
Please, Knox sucks big time
Even Brandon can't hide his
limpness. Flaccid cock.
Even Brandon can't hide his
limpness. Flaccid cock.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/28/09 08:49 AM
Knox Returns Movie
Douche Bag Behind Counter Laughs
Gay Porn
Douche Bag Behind Counter Laughs
Gay Porn
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/28/09 12:09 PM
Knox Fucked your Sister,
Your Mother, Daughter, Your Wife....
Laughs Hysterically
Your Mother, Daughter, Your Wife....
Laughs Hysterically
Posted by: D.W.
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/28/09 10:09 PM
Ryan goes to jail
Always seems to drop the soap
Even while at lunch
Always seems to drop the soap
Even while at lunch
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/30/09 12:45 AM
A simple concept
Ryan Knox can't comprehend
Is Penetration
Ryan Knox can't comprehend
Is Penetration
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/30/09 12:49 AM
Micheal Jackson's corpse
Is bigger and stiffer than
Knox on any shoot
Is bigger and stiffer than
Knox on any shoot
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/30/09 12:57 AM
Brandon reads the news
MJ had pale skin and wig
New ad on Craigslist
MJ had pale skin and wig
New ad on Craigslist
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/30/09 01:06 AM
L.A. Greyhound stop
Brandon greets new talent in
Alley 2 blocks down
Brandon greets new talent in
Alley 2 blocks down
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/30/09 01:12 AM
Wig comes in the mail
Brandon grabs Polaroid Cam
Knox gets Load in Mouth
Brandon grabs Polaroid Cam
Knox gets Load in Mouth
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/30/09 01:17 AM
Brandon makes new post
In the "Website Talk" forum
Knox latest update
In the "Website Talk" forum
Knox latest update
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/30/09 01:22 AM
I hate this Thread
This Thread Sucks
Ryan Knox is the Worst
This Thread Sucks
Ryan Knox is the Worst
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/30/09 01:24 AM
Christian Triple X
Sees Brandon's latest update
Lust for Donny Long
Sees Brandon's latest update
Lust for Donny Long
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/30/09 01:30 AM
Ryan calls JM
"I just saw Freaks of Cock 5!!"
Which he wasn't in
"I just saw Freaks of Cock 5!!"
Which he wasn't in
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/30/09 01:41 AM
Knox is hired 'cause
His gut flatter than fellow
Homeless dudes in shoot
His gut flatter than fellow
Homeless dudes in shoot
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/30/09 10:17 PM
Monkey PM's you
"Dude I totally Owned Him!"
Superloads Gives Praise
"Dude I totally Owned Him!"
Superloads Gives Praise
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/01/09 04:31 PM
Ryan is happy
about getting attention
even thru abuse.
When will the Monkey
Draw upon his mod powers
And lock down this thread?
Can Ryan survive
Unmentioned and forgotten
Throughout XPT?
If no one mentions
The mope they call Ryan Knox,
Will he disappear?
I may be alone,
You might fell differently
But it's worth a try.
Let's ignore Ryan
For the whole month of July.
It could just kill him.
about getting attention
even thru abuse.
When will the Monkey
Draw upon his mod powers
And lock down this thread?
Can Ryan survive
Unmentioned and forgotten
Throughout XPT?
If no one mentions
The mope they call Ryan Knox,
Will he disappear?
I may be alone,
You might fell differently
But it's worth a try.
Let's ignore Ryan
For the whole month of July.
It could just kill him.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/01/09 11:21 PM
You PM Monkey
"Dude I Totaly Owned Him!"
Monkey Gives You Praise
"Dude I Totaly Owned Him!"
Monkey Gives You Praise
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/02/09 04:19 AM
I'm sorry Ryan,
I have never mentioned you
In any PM.
I have never mentioned you
In any PM.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/03/09 04:11 AM
Why kill Haiku thread?
Knox has many responses
That suck as Haiku's
Knox has many responses
That suck as Haiku's
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/03/09 04:18 AM
Knox is cool with this
Probably takes more abuse
From Porn Whores on shoot
Probably takes more abuse
From Porn Whores on shoot
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/05/09 01:23 PM
Monkey Falls Asleep
With Dick in Superloads' Ass
Sup Replies Three Times.
With Dick in Superloads' Ass
Sup Replies Three Times.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/05/09 02:06 PM
Woody come out to play...
Don't ruin Ryan's day...
Your absence aids in his worthlessness and inability to get that pay.
Don't ruin Ryan's day...
Your absence aids in his worthlessness and inability to get that pay.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/05/09 03:38 PM
Quote:
Woody come out to play...
Don't ruin Ryan's day...
Your absence aids in his worthlessness and inability to get that pay.
Learn to count, girl!
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/08/09 12:22 AM
the dirty needle
sends light through the veins
he smiles, grandma cries
sends light through the veins
he smiles, grandma cries
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/08/09 12:35 AM
Porn Whore is at zoo
Sees a chimp look for his dick
Remembers Ryan
Zookeeper makes call
To Brandon to pimp talent
Knox gets the booking
Chimp arrives on set
Needs fluff to ready for scene
Knox Twenty richer
Chimp is pissed at Knox
Makeup girl consoles the Chimp
"Just give Knox more time"
Shoot with Chimp becomes
A big failure with Ryan
Ryan kicked off shoot
Brandon saves the shoot
Chimp becomes the new update
Load My Mouth.com
Brandon posts pics of
His load on Chimp's fat lips
tritone estatic
Sees a chimp look for his dick
Remembers Ryan
Zookeeper makes call
To Brandon to pimp talent
Knox gets the booking
Chimp arrives on set
Needs fluff to ready for scene
Knox Twenty richer
Chimp is pissed at Knox
Makeup girl consoles the Chimp
"Just give Knox more time"
Shoot with Chimp becomes
A big failure with Ryan
Ryan kicked off shoot
Brandon saves the shoot
Chimp becomes the new update
Load My Mouth.com
Brandon posts pics of
His load on Chimp's fat lips
tritone estatic
Posted by: D.W.
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/08/09 12:38 AM
Quote:
the dirty needle
sends light through the veins
he smiles, grandma cries
Ryan Knox reads this
Starts to cry for a minute
Takes easy way out
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/08/09 01:29 AM
Knox sees Jib on set
"No fucking way that thing will...
..will fit in my ass!!!"
Director wonders ...
'How the fuck can this guy get
Booked on real shoot?'
Sony HD Cam
Mounted on shoe for the Jib
Short lens for Knox shoot
Knox sighs in relief
"This glass makes me feel better.."
When it's up his ass
Director asks TD
"Why is 2 so fucking dark?"
It's up Ryan ass
TD calls next shot
"Cam 2, you need to pull out..."
Knox want's Cam to push
Brandon is Producer
Is amazed at the concept
Of 2 cam shoot
Director needs closeup
Of Brandon's load in the mouth
Knox moves to wrong mark
"No fucking way that thing will...
..will fit in my ass!!!"
Director wonders ...
'How the fuck can this guy get
Booked on real shoot?'
Sony HD Cam
Mounted on shoe for the Jib
Short lens for Knox shoot
Knox sighs in relief
"This glass makes me feel better.."
When it's up his ass
Director asks TD
"Why is 2 so fucking dark?"
It's up Ryan ass
TD calls next shot
"Cam 2, you need to pull out..."
Knox want's Cam to push
Brandon is Producer
Is amazed at the concept
Of 2 cam shoot
Director needs closeup
Of Brandon's load in the mouth
Knox moves to wrong mark
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/08/09 01:41 PM
Superloads Assaults
With Nerf Ball like Damaging
More Feeble attempts
With Nerf Ball like Damaging
More Feeble attempts
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/08/09 01:46 PM
Super in Vegas
He Wants Christian's Autograph
Pays Full Admission
He Wants Christian's Autograph
Pays Full Admission
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/08/09 01:48 PM
Super Sees Jeff Mike
Tucks Penis between his legs
Asks Jeff to Hire him
Tucks Penis between his legs
Asks Jeff to Hire him
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/09/09 12:49 AM
Knox's last 5 bucks
Spent at internet cafe
To post in this thread
Ryan needs 5 bucks
Calls Brandon from a pay phone
Brandon sends 5 deers
Ryan calls Brandon
"Brandon, WTF, deers?"
Brandon pulls folder
"Hey Knox, don't worry..
They have model releases..
And are Half My Age..."
Knox looks at Timex
Sees just one more minute left
Drops homeless dude's wrist
Knox runs in cafe
Geek cafe dude tells Ryan
"No more free refills"
Ryan is depressed
Wonders why he is lower
Than Donny Long
Spent at internet cafe
To post in this thread
Ryan needs 5 bucks
Calls Brandon from a pay phone
Brandon sends 5 deers
Ryan calls Brandon
"Brandon, WTF, deers?"
Brandon pulls folder
"Hey Knox, don't worry..
They have model releases..
And are Half My Age..."
Knox looks at Timex
Sees just one more minute left
Drops homeless dude's wrist
Knox runs in cafe
Geek cafe dude tells Ryan
"No more free refills"
Ryan is depressed
Wonders why he is lower
Than Donny Long
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/09/09 02:00 PM
Superloads Give Up
You're at the Top of your Game
And your Haikus Suck
You're at the Top of your Game
And your Haikus Suck
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/09/09 05:36 PM
Quote:
Asks Jeff to Hire him
Here's a puzzler that's bothered me since grade school.
I've always felt that "hire" and "higher" sound EXACTLY the same, and while concensus is that "higher" has 2 syllables, many feel that "hire" has only 1.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/09/09 11:17 PM
Brandon Iron's gut
Is getting fat and flabby
Yet harder than Knox
Brandon expanding
Both torso and new website
"Buddha Fucking Teens"
Is getting fat and flabby
Yet harder than Knox
Brandon expanding
Both torso and new website
"Buddha Fucking Teens"
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/10/09 12:13 AM
Like many other great Hollywood actors, I have put on some weight for an upcoming role. It's for SHE IS HALF MY AGE #50 (THE GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY EDITION). Thank you for noticing my devotion to my craft....services.
After the stock market meltdown last year, I decided to put my money into Krispy Kreme. Not the stock....the donuts. My porfolio consists mainly of sugar and cake. I remade BAKER'S DOZEN at a considerable discount to the original.
I am launching a new site called www.loadMYmouth.com in which the women will feed me ho hos.
But seriously, I am unemployed and Jeff has been overpaying me with ridiculously large royalty checks. My Swiss bank account is too full now so he is paying me in Toblerone bars.
I am a victim of my own success, it seems. Besides, if you haven't eaten Beluga caviar off a whore's asscrack on the deck of a private yacht off the French Riviera, you haven't lived.
Anchors away, my friend. I am the real Capt. Stabbin, proving it at each meal as I stab the filet mignon with my fork.
After the stock market meltdown last year, I decided to put my money into Krispy Kreme. Not the stock....the donuts. My porfolio consists mainly of sugar and cake. I remade BAKER'S DOZEN at a considerable discount to the original.
I am launching a new site called www.loadMYmouth.com in which the women will feed me ho hos.
But seriously, I am unemployed and Jeff has been overpaying me with ridiculously large royalty checks. My Swiss bank account is too full now so he is paying me in Toblerone bars.
I am a victim of my own success, it seems. Besides, if you haven't eaten Beluga caviar off a whore's asscrack on the deck of a private yacht off the French Riviera, you haven't lived.
Anchors away, my friend. I am the real Capt. Stabbin, proving it at each meal as I stab the filet mignon with my fork.
Posted by: Nugent
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/10/09 12:27 AM
That brick-wall @ 40 is a fucking bitch, isn't it B?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/10/09 12:32 AM
Well, when I started this business, I was hungry for work. Now, I'm just hungry.
Seriously, killer weed plus killer pussy is a leathal combo....and I'm not talking about Nacho Vidal's Killer Pussy line from a few years ago.
I am trying to get my act together but today is a perfect example of the debauchery that fills my day. Blowjob with newbie turns into fuck scene with newbie turns into anal creampie with newbie. There are other ways to spend $40, mind you, but I fell into the bearded clam trap hidden between 2 creamy smooth thighs.
Seriously, I took this young lady for a nice dinner afterwards and we both had a blast.
In short, I am Caligula.
Seriously, killer weed plus killer pussy is a leathal combo....and I'm not talking about Nacho Vidal's Killer Pussy line from a few years ago.
I am trying to get my act together but today is a perfect example of the debauchery that fills my day. Blowjob with newbie turns into fuck scene with newbie turns into anal creampie with newbie. There are other ways to spend $40, mind you, but I fell into the bearded clam trap hidden between 2 creamy smooth thighs.
Seriously, I took this young lady for a nice dinner afterwards and we both had a blast.
In short, I am Caligula.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/10/09 07:54 AM
Quote:
In short, I am Caligula.
Which one of the girls on LoadMyMouth is your sister?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/10/09 08:04 PM
Too kinky for me....
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/10/09 08:14 PM
I served with Caligula. I knew Caligula. Caligula was a friend of mine.
Brandon Irons, you're NO Caligula.
Brandon Irons, you're NO Caligula.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/10/09 08:26 PM
I'm still young(ish). Give me time.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/10/09 09:38 PM
*Deleted*
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/10/09 09:43 PM
Here is scary thought
LoadMyMouth dot com shot in
Hi Definition
The site could be used
For Dental education
For Dental students
Bulb goes off in head
Brandon has an idea
Calls UCLA
New study begins
On effect of drugs and cum
And Jack in the Box
UCLA has
Final report of study
Girls are quarantined
Brandon gets notice
From Doctors on the study
"Brandon, you are fat."
LoadMyMouth dot com shot in
Hi Definition
The site could be used
For Dental education
For Dental students
Bulb goes off in head
Brandon has an idea
Calls UCLA
New study begins
On effect of drugs and cum
And Jack in the Box
UCLA has
Final report of study
Girls are quarantined
Brandon gets notice
From Doctors on the study
"Brandon, you are fat."
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/11/09 01:37 AM
There is just more of me to love. Think of me as a Ron Jeremy in the making.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/11/09 05:33 AM
Quote:
I'm still young(ish). Give me time.
Caligula was dead at your age.
btw, Beware of ugly whores who swallow.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/11/09 11:16 PM
I'll keep an eye out. Haven't hired one yet so I'm sure they will stand out when I see them.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/12/09 08:58 PM
Quote:
I'll keep an eye out. Haven't hired one yet so I'm sure they will stand out when I see them.
My brother used to say, "The most beautiful girl in the world is the one that you're coming on right now."
So, to you, how could any be anything but beautiful?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/14/09 12:02 PM
Quote:Quote:
I'll keep an eye out. Haven't hired one yet so I'm sure they will stand out when I see them.
My brother used to say, "The most beautiful girl in the world is the one that you're coming on right now."
So, to you, how could any be anything but beautiful?
Couldn't agree more. I give someone a rectangular piece of paper with some writing on it. They give me their time, their energy, their mouth, their body...etc. No fuss. No muss. Just swallow the seed and Johnny Appleseed gets to go a-sowin' some more!
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/14/09 01:27 PM
Fatman and Iron
Derail Ryan's Haiku Thread
With Non Sequiters
Derail Ryan's Haiku Thread
With Non Sequiters
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/15/09 01:08 AM
Ryan is happy
For the lack of attention
Due to Brandon's gut
Ryan unhappy
For the lack of attention
From porn directors
Porn whores are happy
Make their rate in one hour
Knox is not on shoot
Brandon is happy
Yet feels guilty for Ryan
Books him for blowbang
Knox is happy now
"I will be there for this shoot"
Loses his bus pass
Knox very depressed
Reads this thread at Library
Happy for this thread
Attention is word
That doesn't apply to Knox
As well as his dick
Attention is word
A soldier has to stand at
But Ryan's dick can't
For the lack of attention
Due to Brandon's gut
Ryan unhappy
For the lack of attention
From porn directors
Porn whores are happy
Make their rate in one hour
Knox is not on shoot
Brandon is happy
Yet feels guilty for Ryan
Books him for blowbang
Knox is happy now
"I will be there for this shoot"
Loses his bus pass
Knox very depressed
Reads this thread at Library
Happy for this thread
Attention is word
That doesn't apply to Knox
As well as his dick
Attention is word
A soldier has to stand at
But Ryan's dick can't
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/16/09 05:46 PM
Reading your post
Made me vomit
I'm now 4 pounds lighter
Made me vomit
I'm now 4 pounds lighter
Posted by: D.W.
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/16/09 09:56 PM
Quote:
Reading your post
Made me vomit
I'm now 4 pounds lighter
4 pounds lighter? What did you have for dinner?
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/16/09 11:18 PM
Dammit Superloads
You can't Fix Dumb with Dumber
You must Cease, Desist
You can't Fix Dumb with Dumber
You must Cease, Desist
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/22/09 12:45 AM
Dammit Ryan Knox
You can't afford Viagra
Stop calling Brandon
Dammit Ryan Knox
Little Blue Pill won't cure your
Unemployment, dude
Dammit Ryan Knox
If you want tatoo on chest
At least have a chest
Knox is pasty white
Marilyn Manson calls Knox
Knox books a private
Knox at Manson's crib
Wears costume Manson gives him
Knox is "King of Pop"
Ryan's Private doomed
Can't get hard due to lack of
Prepubescent boys
You can't afford Viagra
Stop calling Brandon
Dammit Ryan Knox
Little Blue Pill won't cure your
Unemployment, dude
Dammit Ryan Knox
If you want tatoo on chest
At least have a chest
Knox is pasty white
Marilyn Manson calls Knox
Knox books a private
Knox at Manson's crib
Wears costume Manson gives him
Knox is "King of Pop"
Ryan's Private doomed
Can't get hard due to lack of
Prepubescent boys
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/22/09 02:01 AM
Ryan decides to
Go legit with real job
As a Barrista
Ryan's resume'
"Blowbangs, pissed on and puked on..."
"Will take direction"
HR guy looks at
Ryan's stellar resume'
"Can you speak English?"
Knox has to admit
Of his career in Porno
Yet has made coffee
HR guy explains
"The good thing is that no one"
"Will recognize you"
Go legit with real job
As a Barrista
Ryan's resume'
"Blowbangs, pissed on and puked on..."
"Will take direction"
HR guy looks at
Ryan's stellar resume'
"Can you speak English?"
Knox has to admit
Of his career in Porno
Yet has made coffee
HR guy explains
"The good thing is that no one"
"Will recognize you"
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/22/09 02:08 AM
I hate this thread
I am running a poll
to move this shitty thread
I am running a poll
to move this shitty thread
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/22/09 02:30 AM
I should start new thread
About former poster's like
"Where's Gen Padova?"
About former poster's like
"Where's Gen Padova?"
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/22/09 02:33 AM
Quote:
I should start new thread
About former poster's like
"Where's Gen Padova?"
Yes you should
She is just as ugly
but she has a vagina
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/22/09 02:39 AM
Cage is satire
Nothing posted should ever
Be considered fact
Nothing posted should ever
Be considered fact
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/22/09 06:31 PM
Congradulations
That's Quite a Conversation
You Had with Yourself
That's Quite a Conversation
You Had with Yourself
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/22/09 08:40 PM
Quote:Quote:
Reading your post
Made me vomit
I'm now 4 pounds lighter
4 pounds lighter? What did you have for dinner?
My level of disgust was so great that I shat myself simultaneously.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/22/09 11:18 PM
Quote:
Congradulations
That's Quite a Conversation
You Had with Yourself
Congratulations
You have just validated
All your detractors
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/23/09 05:03 PM
My Dick Wants To Laugh
Raping you is Not Funny
But Still lots of Fun...
Congratulations...
On Being able to Spell
Congratulations
Raping you is Not Funny
But Still lots of Fun...
Congratulations...
On Being able to Spell
Congratulations
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/27/09 02:44 AM
Ryan attempts Rape
"Hold on, need one more second."
Same old song and dance
"Hold on, need one more second."
Same old song and dance
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/27/09 01:26 PM
Superloads Jealous
Wishes he could be PA
Settles for Fluffing
Wishes he could be PA
Settles for Fluffing
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/28/09 01:07 AM
Ryan is jealous
Of actors who have real chops
As well as hard dick
Of actors who have real chops
As well as hard dick
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/28/09 01:11 AM
How does Ryan Knox
Procure a gig in Porno?
Twenty buck blowbangs
Procure a gig in Porno?
Twenty buck blowbangs
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 10/30/09 01:54 AM
It has been three months
Since the last Ryan haiku
Is Brandon alive?
Since the last Ryan haiku
Is Brandon alive?
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 11/03/09 01:53 AM
Ryan is jealous
Steals toy figures from K-Mart
Hello "Jedi Tits"
Steals toy figures from K-Mart
Hello "Jedi Tits"
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 11/03/09 07:17 AM
This thread should die
It just gets dumber and dumber
Please go away
It just gets dumber and dumber
Please go away
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 11/04/09 12:35 PM
I Piss Excellence
Exalt Me Thou Shall Doeth
Gokkun Saved My Life
Exalt Me Thou Shall Doeth
Gokkun Saved My Life
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 11/09/09 04:31 PM
Ummmmm....Not so much. You're the only one who reads it.
Until you have your own emoticon
() you will never be Equal.
Until you have your own emoticon
(
) you will never be Equal.
Posted by: ††â€
Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/14/10 10:04 AM
Ryan Knox (December 1, 1979 – January 5, 2010)
Ryan Knox died on 01/05/10. Rumors are that he forgot his safe word during a Reverse Gang Bang shoot in France.
He was already burried on Tuesday. The investigations are ongoing.
Ryan Knox died on 01/05/10. Rumors are that he forgot his safe word during a Reverse Gang Bang shoot in France.
He was already burried on Tuesday. The investigations are ongoing.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/14/10 10:52 AM
Lies. They don't let convicts get passports.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/14/10 01:13 PM
Flattery'll get you Nowhere. I have to be Wooed...
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/14/10 01:36 PM
Quote:
Wood'll get you Nowhere. I have to be Flat...
FYP (minus the random capitalizations left in for authenticity)
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/14/10 01:38 PM
Wooed sounds too close to wood. Both are irrelevant to you.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/14/10 01:50 PM
Gooed sounds close to good...I got plenty of both for you, Whore Face.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/14/10 01:52 PM
Your chlamydia drips do not count as a load.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/14/10 01:56 PM
And Your Herp doesn't count as a Zit, everyone wins..
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/14/10 02:33 PM
^ you'd know...
Ryan.. the absolute best thing that could happen to your career would be rigor mortis. For like 72 hours you could finally be the man you never where. Consider that.
Ryan.. the absolute best thing that could happen to your career would be rigor mortis. For like 72 hours you could finally be the man you never where. Consider that.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/14/10 04:24 PM
Ryan Knox is dead.
NOW he has an erection?
Rigor had set in ...
What got him aroused?
Was it the corpse next to him?
That guy was his type ...
Dane Cross mourns his loss.
His limp dick launched Dane's career.
That's his epitaph.
NOW he has an erection?
Rigor had set in ...
What got him aroused?
Was it the corpse next to him?
That guy was his type ...
Dane Cross mourns his loss.
His limp dick launched Dane's career.
That's his epitaph.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/14/10 11:17 PM
although ryan comes off second best in most exchanges with gia I still admire his posts, hes not that far back, if he could perform how he posts he be a solid middle ala christian x.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/15/10 07:40 AM
Quote:
although ryan comes off second best in most exchanges with gia
You mean like a "bottom" getting strap-on-ed??
It's what he likes, no?
Posted by: ††â€
Secret revealed - 01/15/10 04:30 PM
Ryan's safeword is/was "WOOD"
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/15/10 04:56 PM
Quote:
Quote:
although ryan comes off second best in most exchanges with gia
You mean like a "bottom" getting strap-on-ed??
It's what he likes, no?
It;s not about what he likes. It's the only scene he can get that doesn't require an erection.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/15/10 09:20 PM
Oh, an erection joke 
Get a Life Whore. You post too oft.
Get a Life Whore. You post too oft.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/15/10 11:03 PM
Quote:
It's the only scene he can get that doesn't require an erection.
I see ... my error.Quote:
Get a Life Whore.
Isn't that what your mom yells to you in your basement??
Here's the perfect job for you Ryan!
Too bad, it's trademarked or you could BE Mr. Softee ...
Posted by: Fenris
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/16/10 02:54 PM
Quote:
^ you'd know...
Ryan.. the absolute best thing that could happen to your career would be rigor mortis. For like 72 hours you could finally be the man you never where. Consider that.
^^^
Upper deck shot. Nice one Lou!
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/17/10 09:24 PM
Posted by: ††â€
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/17/10 09:36 PM
Well, to each his own... but your solar plexus tattoo is horrible, Knox.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/17/10 09:40 PM
Posted by: Bishop
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/17/10 10:01 PM
Quote:I do the best I can to get along with others these days, but if the niggas that tried to shoot that nigga are having trouble finding him, I am willing to pitch in and help.
Knox's brother from another huffer
Posted by: damaged
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010) - 01/17/10 10:39 PM
Quote:Quote:I do the best I can to get along with others these days, but if the niggas that tried to shoot that nigga are having trouble finding him, I am willing to pitch in and help.
Knox's brother from another huffer
Damn Bish, that just ain't right.
Posted by: ††â€
Ryan Knox #5 - 01/19/10 09:44 PM
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 01/19/10 10:36 PM
Geez, with the title, I thought Ryan had come out with a perfume line or something?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 01/20/10 05:46 AM
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 01/20/10 05:49 AM
Quote:
Geez, with the title, I thought Ryan had come out with a perfume line or something?
If you could somehow blend the odors of desperation and mediocrity, the scent would be named Ryan Knox.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 01/20/10 06:22 AM
Quote:Quote:
Geez, with the title, I thought Ryan had come out with a perfume line or something?
If you could somehow blend the odors of desperation and mediocrity, the scent would be named Ryan Knox.
They tired to have a launch party for the scent, but they just couldn't arouse any excitement or interest. The scent could not perform in tests with women. Market anticipation was described as limp and flaccid.
Interestingly, the scent seemed to perform best when mixed with similar mediocre scents of desperation. But, these were rare sporadic occurrences.
I hear that their are plans to salvage the project by renaming it "Bitch" and marketing it to the prison population.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 01/20/10 05:02 PM
Quote:Quote:
Geez, with the title, I thought Ryan had come out with a perfume line or something?
And thus you have Ryan Knox #5!!!
If you could somehow blend the odors of desperation and mediocrity, the scent would be named Ryan Knox.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 01/21/10 03:03 AM
Quote:Quote:Quote:
Geez, with the title, I thought Ryan had come out with a perfume line or something?
And thus you have Ryan Knox #5!!!
If you could somehow blend the odors of desperation and mediocrity, the scent would be named Ryan Knox.
Knox new idea
Will patent the smell of his
Backpack full of clothes
Posted by: I Is The Maaaannn
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 01/23/10 05:17 PM
Quote:Quote:
The 10 most hated people in porn
Why Janet Mason??
She doesn't fuck Tranny fuckers??????
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 01/23/10 05:32 PM
Quote:Quote:
Why Janet Mason??
She doesn't fuck Tranny fuckers??????
Dude, Janet Mason fucks everything: men, boys, horses, boars, chair legs, dogs, exhaust pipes, you name it, she fucks it. No standards, I tell you!
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 01/23/10 05:39 PM
Quote:
No standards, I tell you!
She has standards, if you consider a price list standards.
That's capitalism for you.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 01/23/10 06:50 PM
Now you know one of the reasons why I abhor capitalism and all it stands for.
Posted by: I Is The Maaaannn
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 01/24/10 02:12 AM
Quote:Quote:Quote:
Why Janet Mason??
She doesn't fuck Tranny fuckers??????
Dude, Janet Mason fucks everything: men, boys, horses, boars, chair legs, dogs, exhaust pipes, you name it, she fucks it. No standards, I tell you!
I'd actually like to watch her do all these things.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 06/30/10 02:58 AM
Knox scoping dumpsters
Looking for copper score, but...
"DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!"
Looking for copper score, but...
"DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!"
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 06/30/10 10:20 PM
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 07/01/10 02:55 PM
Congratulations on your newest posts. You're keeping the scene alive
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 07/02/10 01:53 AM
Ryan still alive
Despite California's
Cut's on assitance
Despite California's
Cut's on assitance
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox #5 - 07/02/10 02:25 AM
Ryan still alive
Despite Brandon Iron's cut's
On the blowbang scenes
Ryan still alive
Due to Bishop eating well
On protein diet
Knox had lost a job
Due to Tanner's meltdown clip
Showed his mopping skillz
Despite Brandon Iron's cut's
On the blowbang scenes
Ryan still alive
Due to Bishop eating well
On protein diet
Knox had lost a job
Due to Tanner's meltdown clip
Showed his mopping skillz
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/20/10 01:47 AM
Knox negotiates
Canned food that has a pull top
For good teeth and coat
Canned food that has a pull top
For good teeth and coat
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/20/10 01:50 AM
2 Hobos One Cup
Knox is very frustrated
Refused a refill
Knox is very frustrated
Refused a refill
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/20/10 02:01 AM
Ryan on Skid Row
Wants blanket from a crack whore
Says he knows Brandon
Wants blanket from a crack whore
Says he knows Brandon
Posted by: Coyote
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 09/13/10 01:00 AM
I checked iafd. I have seen some of his videos, but I don't remember seeing his face or anything else of his. He's just another mope who tries to look tough with sleeve tats and takes strapons when mopework is slow. Hating him seems like hating a minor league utility infielder who gets called up to the majors.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 09/13/10 01:35 AM
Know called from Minors
"We really need you Ryan"
"To buy us some beer"
"We really need you Ryan"
"To buy us some beer"
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 09/13/10 07:49 PM
Good work you guys...Stick with it..it'll pay off someday.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/16/10 02:45 AM
Bump for Ryan Knox
What every Gay bathouse has
Scribbled on the wall
What every Gay bathouse has
Scribbled on the wall
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/16/10 02:55 AM
Ryan gets job
Santa at at local playground
Gets free lapdances
Santa at at local playground
Gets free lapdances
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/31/10 02:07 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR KNOX!
Survived another one of
Absolute failure
Survived another one of
Absolute failure
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 12/31/10 02:14 AM
Our good friend Brandon
New excuse for facial sores
Works the fry station
New excuse for facial sores
Works the fry station
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/08/11 04:31 PM
Knox is excited
New gig with lots of sizzle!!
French fries just as limp
New gig with lots of sizzle!!
French fries just as limp
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 06/08/11 04:34 PM
Knox OSHA hearing
Testify on Health Standards
Proper mop wringing
Testify on Health Standards
Proper mop wringing
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/17/11 11:56 PM
Ryan WikiLeaks
More shocking evidence of
His incontinence
More shocking evidence of
His incontinence
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 12:38 AM
Knox stops clocks
Time stands still, patiently waiting
Regal Ryan smiles
Time stands still, patiently waiting
Regal Ryan smiles
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 01:42 AM
Knox patiently waits
Test results for Brandon work
Herpes means paycheck
Test results for Brandon work
Herpes means paycheck
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 02:07 AM
Fort Knox defiant
Like the depository
He is impenetrable
Like the depository
He is impenetrable
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 02:49 AM
Brandon cant hide his
Affiliation with Knox
Hides it with Donkey
Affiliation with Knox
Hides it with Donkey
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 03:14 AM
Ryan uber alles
Iron fuhrious against
Enemies of the stud
Iron fuhrious against
Enemies of the stud
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 03:19 AM
Brandon to defend
Charges against Ryan Knox
Defense just as limp
Charges against Ryan Knox
Defense just as limp
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 03:31 AM
Oodles of noodles
canoodle in your poodle
Sized brain while Ryan be stylin
canoodle in your poodle
Sized brain while Ryan be stylin
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 03:33 AM
Wry Ryan sliced you
Superloads no Pumper
You ain't got a nickel
Superloads no Pumper
You ain't got a nickel
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 03:38 AM
Brandon directs shoot
Knox tape op pulls out dime bag
Mistakes words "Got speed?"
Knox tape op pulls out dime bag
Mistakes words "Got speed?"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 03:45 AM
Unemployment line
Reason for being fired
Limp on Brandon shoot
Reason for being fired
Limp on Brandon shoot
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 03:47 AM
Serene Ryan sits
By water's edge, pondering
X-Rated Buddha
By water's edge, pondering
X-Rated Buddha
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 03:52 AM
Ryan Knox wonders
Why Brandon shows up now that
He works fry station
Why Brandon shows up now that
He works fry station
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 03:53 AM
King Ryan erect
Cashing checks with golden grill
King has Midas touch
Cashing checks with golden grill
King has Midas touch
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 03:55 AM
Ryan wonders what
Brandon can do now after
He is out of porn?
Brandon can do now after
He is out of porn?
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 03:57 AM
Ryan wonders why
Brandon speaks for him when he
Still owes him money
Brandon speaks for him when he
Still owes him money
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 03:58 AM
Superloads small fry
Wanna-be big mouth bass but is
Chum for shark-like Knox
Wanna-be big mouth bass but is
Chum for shark-like Knox
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:00 AM
King Brandon erect
Royalties and reorders soar
Like bald American eagle
Royalties and reorders soar
Like bald American eagle
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:00 AM
Brandon swung and missed
At fastball of irony
Calling others small
At fastball of irony
Calling others small
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:07 AM
Brandon feeling safe
Pirates not linking on site
Deal made with Donkey
Pirates not linking on site
Deal made with Donkey
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:09 AM
Brandon feeling safe
Pirates not linking on site
Ugly whores reason
Pirates not linking on site
Ugly whores reason
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:13 AM
Brandon feeling proud
Mention of Hookers and Blow
High concept indeed
Mention of Hookers and Blow
High concept indeed
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:16 AM
Line up of women
Grows longer for Ironman
Uses Green Lantern for c-light
Grows longer for Ironman
Uses Green Lantern for c-light
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:19 AM
Superloads angry
That back of his diaper full
Instead of the front
That back of his diaper full
Instead of the front
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:20 AM
Casey Anthony
Called, wants to babysit you
I gave her address
Called, wants to babysit you
I gave her address
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:26 AM
What an idiot!
Superloads superstupid
Slow as molasses
Superloads superstupid
Slow as molasses
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:32 AM
Fox-like Knox eludes
His pursuers on horseback
Wily Ryan wins
His pursuers on horseback
Wily Ryan wins
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:35 AM
Brandon new gig
Oompa Loompa Loompa dee..
Not Willie Wonka
Oompa Loompa Loompa dee..
Not Willie Wonka
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:38 AM
Brandon calls Donkey
Has new high concept for shoot
Wiki Whores and Blow
Has new high concept for shoot
Wiki Whores and Blow
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:42 AM
Brandon getting old
She Is Half My Age now at
35 year olds
She Is Half My Age now at
35 year olds
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:48 AM
Brandon envious
As ugly as Max Hardcore
But not as revered
As ugly as Max Hardcore
But not as revered
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:48 AM
Ironman's bald spot
Solar panel for sex machine
Ages gracefully
Solar panel for sex machine
Ages gracefully
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:50 AM
Heroic Brandon
Champion of the masses
For eating asses
Champion of the masses
For eating asses
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:52 AM
Brandon in 5 years
Will likely be remembered
But probably not
Will likely be remembered
But probably not
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:55 AM
Broken record played
Too often by DJ 'Loads
Get Ipod, Grandpa!
Too often by DJ 'Loads
Get Ipod, Grandpa!
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:55 AM
Brandon's Legacy
Load My Mouth dot com rivals
Crackwhore Confessions
Load My Mouth dot com rivals
Crackwhore Confessions
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:58 AM
Google "Superloads"
First site is about shipments
Cannot haul your crap
First site is about shipments
Cannot haul your crap
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:00 AM
Brandon calls Germy
Collaboration for them
Perverted Midgets
Collaboration for them
Perverted Midgets
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:02 AM
Germy says "No Way"
To Brandon's wardrobe demand
He will not heighten
To Brandon's wardrobe demand
He will not heighten
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:03 AM
Addictions abound!
Dirty D has confession
Your drug is Brandon
Dirty D has confession
Your drug is Brandon
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:07 AM
Brandon at low point
Canada won't recognize
His accomplishments
..........................
Brandon at low point
The US won't recognize
His content either
Canada won't recognize
His accomplishments
..........................
Brandon at low point
The US won't recognize
His content either
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:08 AM
Drew Barrymore called
Wants you to be in movie
Never Been Kissed 2
Wants you to be in movie
Never Been Kissed 2
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:09 AM
Brandon at high point!
Somebody remembers him!
Giving them Herpes
Somebody remembers him!
Giving them Herpes
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:11 AM
Royal Iron reigns
Supreme, like his dirty flicks
His content is king
Supreme, like his dirty flicks
His content is king
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:16 AM
Ryan calls Brandon
Wants to get back in the Biz
Health care for fry cooks?
Wants to get back in the Biz
Health care for fry cooks?
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:17 AM
Ryan grabs passport
Heads for Canada border
Health care for fry cooks
Heads for Canada border
Health care for fry cooks
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:20 AM
Knox refused crossing
Guard says one too many herp
Dicks with Brandon
Guard says one too many herp
Dicks with Brandon
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:23 PM
True patriot love
Back in home and native land
Iron's fans rejoice
Back in home and native land
Iron's fans rejoice
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:26 PM
Brandon's last hurrah
Porn career is defined with
Celebrating Knox
Porn career is defined with
Celebrating Knox
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:29 PM
Ironman triumphs
Has residual income
Lives life of leisure
Has residual income
Lives life of leisure
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:29 PM
Balding and diseased
Brandon reaches out to Knox
Is worse off than him
Brandon reaches out to Knox
Is worse off than him
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:31 PM
Brandon a Canuck
Finally at home because
Of the IRS
Finally at home because
Of the IRS
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:50 PM
Brandon defending
The quality of his work
And the lack thereof
The quality of his work
And the lack thereof
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:50 PM
Generous Iron
Cashing checks and snapping necks
Hardcore to the end
Cashing checks and snapping necks
Hardcore to the end
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:52 PM
Brandon wondering
Validity of career
And the lack thereof
Validity of career
And the lack thereof
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:56 PM
Ryan is looking
At the mass of color green
On dumpster donuts
At the mass of color green
On dumpster donuts
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 04:57 PM
Knox reads LiB
Wonders how can Germy Steal
Get respect he can't
Wonders how can Germy Steal
Get respect he can't
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:00 PM
Knox reads LiB
Brandon gives Joe Blow the room
He used to sleep in
Brandon gives Joe Blow the room
He used to sleep in
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:02 PM
Planking not needed
Iron still Chairman of Board
I did it my way
Iron still Chairman of Board
I did it my way
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:03 PM
Brandon praising Knox
Cheap way to keep his mouth shout
On Brandon and Long
Cheap way to keep his mouth shout
On Brandon and Long
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:06 PM
Brandon self promotes
His brand of bottom shelf porn
High as he can reach
His brand of bottom shelf porn
High as he can reach
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:07 PM
Iron friend to all
That's the Long and short of it
Facebook "friends" still count
That's the Long and short of it
Facebook "friends" still count
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:09 PM
Knox enters Wal-Mart
Asked if help finding something
"Yes, the Job Aisle"
Asked if help finding something
"Yes, the Job Aisle"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:13 PM
Brandon's Facebook page
Lots of friends that add him to
Track herpes partners
Lots of friends that add him to
Track herpes partners
Posted by: Mark Felt
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:20 PM
Brendan writes Haiku
Seeking to dodge questions
What is he hiding?
Seeking to dodge questions
What is he hiding?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:29 PM
Iron not on trial
Burden of proof is on you
Put up or shut up
Burden of proof is on you
Put up or shut up
Posted by: Mark Felt
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 05:38 PM
Brandon still evades
The question that everyone
Wants him to answer
The question that everyone
Wants him to answer
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 06:17 PM
Interrogations
Not working on Jedi mind
Ironman supreme
Not working on Jedi mind
Ironman supreme
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 06:23 PM
Your war on terror
Ends at the border, Yankee
Torture someone else
Ends at the border, Yankee
Torture someone else
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 06:30 PM
This may be the gayest thread ever.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 06:38 PM
Knox stands at bee hive
Thinks what Mick Jagger once said
Could revive career
........................................
Knox sticks dick in hive
Bees find out what Porn Whores know
Chub not possible
Thinks what Mick Jagger once said
Could revive career
........................................
Knox sticks dick in hive
Bees find out what Porn Whores know
Chub not possible
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 06:56 PM
Buzz off Superloads
The sting has been taken out
Of your weak haikus
The sting has been taken out
Of your weak haikus
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:02 PM
Just like LOADS OF FUN,
Bad 1980s series
Superloads sucks ass
Bad 1980s series
Superloads sucks ass
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:04 PM
Superloads laments
Can't get no satisfaction
He ain't no Jagger
Can't get no satisfaction
He ain't no Jagger
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:12 PM
Brandon on the run
Flees to Canada after
IRS Audit
Flees to Canada after
IRS Audit
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:13 PM
Brandon leaves behind
Many hours of footage
That no one will buy
Many hours of footage
That no one will buy
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:16 PM
My SEP-IRA
Grows daily like a baby
Hush, Loads, do not cry
Grows daily like a baby
Hush, Loads, do not cry
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:17 PM
Brandon's Swan Song
Final exit of porno
FuckPornLaw dot com
Final exit of porno
FuckPornLaw dot com
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:18 PM
Financial advice
Given by Knox hits big time
Warren Buffet shamed
Given by Knox hits big time
Warren Buffet shamed
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:19 PM
Brandon shows the proof
Of his luxury lifestyle
LoadMyMouth dot Bwah!
Of his luxury lifestyle
LoadMyMouth dot Bwah!
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:20 PM
Pink Floyd had a hit
With Comfortably Numb. Loads?
Comfortably Dumb
With Comfortably Numb. Loads?
Comfortably Dumb
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:21 PM
Brandon gig for Knox
Find him new couch at thrift store
He doesn't sleep on
Find him new couch at thrift store
He doesn't sleep on
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:22 PM
Brandon VOD
Something that content pirates
Give a fuck less for
Something that content pirates
Give a fuck less for
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:25 PM
Godfather Knox says
Luca Brasi sleeps with fishes
'Loads drowns copying
Luca Brasi sleeps with fishes
'Loads drowns copying
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:26 PM
Brandon short deposit
Landlord stiffed him for it due
Knox failure with mop
Landlord stiffed him for it due
Knox failure with mop
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:27 PM
Iron produces
Best bukkakes ever shot
Ask tube site "users"
Best bukkakes ever shot
Ask tube site "users"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:29 PM
Brandon scours tube sites
Wants to see if content up
Scat porn more page views
Wants to see if content up
Scat porn more page views
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:29 PM
Brandon Iron asks
"What is a landlord?" because
He owns his condos
"What is a landlord?" because
He owns his condos
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:30 PM
Brandon high concept
Bukkake shoots with failed mopes
Who can't get dick hard
Bukkake shoots with failed mopes
Who can't get dick hard
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:30 PM
Comparing my flicks
To your dirty scat porn, Loads
Is a shitty thing
To your dirty scat porn, Loads
Is a shitty thing
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:32 PM
Like Phoenix rising
Ash-covered Iron shakes off
Dust of detractors
Ash-covered Iron shakes off
Dust of detractors
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:33 PM
Low concept porno
No such concept Brandon has
Shamelessly stolen
No such concept Brandon has
Shamelessly stolen
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:34 PM
Hillary Scott kneels
In front of turgid Ryan
Lip service is paid
In front of turgid Ryan
Lip service is paid
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:35 PM
Brandon director
Of highly orchestrated
Infectious disease
Of highly orchestrated
Infectious disease
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:35 PM
Iron's reorders
Clog phone lines at JM Prods
Extra staff needed
Clog phone lines at JM Prods
Extra staff needed
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:37 PM
Brandon tests market
Resale value of talent
Less than truck stop whores
Resale value of talent
Less than truck stop whores
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:37 PM
Ryan advises
"Be the change you want to be"
'Loads wants to be dime
"Be the change you want to be"
'Loads wants to be dime
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:38 PM
Brandon horror porn
To see the latest virus
Load My Mouth dot com
To see the latest virus
Load My Mouth dot com
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:39 PM
Courtney Cummz asks Knox
To spray her face with man goo
'Loads weeps silently
To spray her face with man goo
'Loads weeps silently
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:39 PM
Brandon calls Knox
"Get in on this Haiku thread!"
Library is closed
"Get in on this Haiku thread!"
Library is closed
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:41 PM
List of HOF
Porn mopes who really matter
Ryan Knox doesn't
Porn mopes who really matter
Ryan Knox doesn't
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:42 PM
List of HOF
Porn Directors who matter
Brandon Iron not
Porn Directors who matter
Brandon Iron not
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:43 PM
'Loads is full of shit
Children should be seen, not turd
Knox wipes ass with 'Loads
Children should be seen, not turd
Knox wipes ass with 'Loads
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:44 PM
Photogenic mopes
That have stature and good hair
Brandon Iron not
That have stature and good hair
Brandon Iron not
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:45 PM
Ryan wonders when
He makes "Where are they now?" list
No one really cares
He makes "Where are they now?" list
No one really cares
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:46 PM
Brandon really hopes
He makes "Where are they now?" list
Hopes of relevance
He makes "Where are they now?" list
Hopes of relevance
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:46 PM
Iron blushes red
As bulge in pants gets noticed
Ladies fall to knees
As bulge in pants gets noticed
Ladies fall to knees
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:47 PM
Alex De Renzy
The only time Brandon will
Be mentioned with him
The only time Brandon will
Be mentioned with him
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:49 PM
Successful business
Earns millions for Ironman
Riviera dreams
Earns millions for Ironman
Riviera dreams
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:52 PM
Brandon new concept
Pitches idea to Long
Gay outta Thailand
Pitches idea to Long
Gay outta Thailand
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:53 PM
Alex De Renzy
Directed Brandon Iron
One time before dying
Directed Brandon Iron
One time before dying
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:55 PM
Brandon desperate
Trying in vain to save brand
Yet post pics of site
Trying in vain to save brand
Yet post pics of site
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:57 PM
'Loads loses money
Invests in Long Dong Silver
Pays to get shafted
Invests in Long Dong Silver
Pays to get shafted
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:57 PM
Dear Brandon Iron
You Sir are no Alex
And your content shows
You Sir are no Alex
And your content shows
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 07:58 PM
Brandon poor Haiku
Reaching with obscurity
Which defines Brandon
Reaching with obscurity
Which defines Brandon
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:02 PM
Brandon is cool dude
According to the Donkey
Brandon paid for that
According to the Donkey
Brandon paid for that
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:02 PM
Shopping cart is pushed
Down Superloads' back alleys
Cart, head....both empty
Down Superloads' back alleys
Cart, head....both empty
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:03 PM
Brandon revealing
New concepts for shoots in thread
Bad as his priors
New concepts for shoots in thread
Bad as his priors
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:04 PM
Iron wishes daily
Nickel given every time
He is called cool dude
Nickel given every time
He is called cool dude
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:05 PM
Brandon frustrated
Harsh truths about his career
And friendship with Long
Harsh truths about his career
And friendship with Long
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:06 PM
'Loads takes directions
"Take 405 to Valley"
'Loads says, "I'll take 4."
"Take 405 to Valley"
'Loads says, "I'll take 4."
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:07 PM
Ryan wishes daily
He gets noticed by someone
Who he doesn't owe
He gets noticed by someone
Who he doesn't owe
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:07 PM
lol its like a haiku battle.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:08 PM
Ryan looks at script
"She will then piss in your mouth"
One more nickle earned
"She will then piss in your mouth"
One more nickle earned
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:09 PM
Ryan regales us
With tales of getting prime tail
'Loads once had a pug
With tales of getting prime tail
'Loads once had a pug
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:11 PM
Knox dodges bullet
Did not get herpes that shoot
Dick could not get hard
Did not get herpes that shoot
Dick could not get hard
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:11 PM
Ryan's watersports
Are the envy of many
Jealous 'Loads pissed off
Are the envy of many
Jealous 'Loads pissed off
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:13 PM
Doctor looks at Knox
Wonders what fungi on chest
Oh, it's a tattoo
Wonders what fungi on chest
Oh, it's a tattoo
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:14 PM
Brandon thinks of shoot
His two favorite mopes at once
Darren James is gone
His two favorite mopes at once
Darren James is gone
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:15 PM
'Loads turns on tv
L.A. fears Carmageddon
'Loads asks, "What's karma?"
L.A. fears Carmageddon
'Loads asks, "What's karma?"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:16 PM
Brandon calls Lockwood
Can you do a scene with Knox?
"Ryan has tits now?"
Can you do a scene with Knox?
"Ryan has tits now?"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:17 PM
Lockwood calls Brandon
Can't do the scene with Ryan
Call Christian instead
Can't do the scene with Ryan
Call Christian instead
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:19 PM
Ryan looks at script
Another scene drinking piss
Hopes they drank good beer
Another scene drinking piss
Hopes they drank good beer
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:20 PM
Lockwood laments 'Loads
Lackluster abilities
Lockjaw sidelines 'Loads
Lackluster abilities
Lockjaw sidelines 'Loads
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:20 PM
Brandon directs shoot
"Sorry Knox, it wasn't beer"
That means 2 nickels
"Sorry Knox, it wasn't beer"
That means 2 nickels
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:22 PM
Brandon at audit
IRS seized nickle rolls
Talent stiffed again
IRS seized nickle rolls
Talent stiffed again
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:23 PM
Lone wolf Ryan Knox
Prowls San Fernando Valley
Poor 'Loads has curfew
Prowls San Fernando Valley
Poor 'Loads has curfew
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:23 PM
Brandon ambitious
Decides to up the ante
Crap My Mouth dot com
Decides to up the ante
Crap My Mouth dot com
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:25 PM
Ryan is excited
Crap My Mouth means more nickles!
Now he can call home
Crap My Mouth means more nickles!
Now he can call home
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:26 PM
'Loads fails to perform
"Rocco" Ryan saves the day
Talent "stiffed" again
"Rocco" Ryan saves the day
Talent "stiffed" again
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:28 PM
Brandon image change
Tired of being called cheap
T-Shirt says Frugal
Tired of being called cheap
T-Shirt says Frugal
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:30 PM
Brandon calls Mike Hash
"I need you to clean the set"
Hash pumps Porta John
"I need you to clean the set"
Hash pumps Porta John
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:31 PM
Hash finds clog in hose
Pulls out Ryan Knox from it
Set was his bedroom
Pulls out Ryan Knox from it
Set was his bedroom
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:34 PM
Potty-mouth 'Loads barks
Irritating stuff like dog
Drinks toilet water
Irritating stuff like dog
Drinks toilet water
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:37 PM
Iron be ballin'
Shows bank account to broke 'Loads
Superloads bawling
Shows bank account to broke 'Loads
Superloads bawling
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:38 PM
'Loads has a hobby
Asks to show stamp collection
So MANY food stamps!
Asks to show stamp collection
So MANY food stamps!
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:42 PM
'Loads concedes defeat
Waves white flag of surrender
Oops! Skid-marked Jockeys.
Waves white flag of surrender
Oops! Skid-marked Jockeys.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:46 PM
Farewell Superloads
You're gone but not forgotten
Uh...Superloads, who?
You're gone but not forgotten
Uh...Superloads, who?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:49 PM
Do not weep for 'Loads
Iron's haikus too beaucoup
Short bus awaits you
Iron's haikus too beaucoup
Short bus awaits you
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:52 PM
Brandon delusional
Much like his career, he thinks
Of accomplishment
Much like his career, he thinks
Of accomplishment
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:53 PM
Brandon avoiding
The harsh truth of his future
and the lack thereof
The harsh truth of his future
and the lack thereof
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 08:56 PM
Brandon Iron Prod.
What will be found sitting in
Head shop cutout bin
What will be found sitting in
Head shop cutout bin
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:01 PM
Brandon thinks memoirs
How he became a porn star
Starts writing fiction
How he became a porn star
Starts writing fiction
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:02 PM
Superloads relieved
Debt ceiling not a problem
"I'm homeless," he says.
Debt ceiling not a problem
"I'm homeless," he says.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:04 PM
Brandon Facebook page
His real Porn Wiki Leaks of
Who he infected
His real Porn Wiki Leaks of
Who he infected
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:05 PM
Brandon a Canuck
No longer having to pay
Valtrex presciption
No longer having to pay
Valtrex presciption
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:07 PM
Brandon has outbreak
Calls Ryan Knox for advice
Do the tattoo's hurt?
Calls Ryan Knox for advice
Do the tattoo's hurt?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:09 PM
News of the World
Hacks cell phone of Superloads
Many debt collectors
Hacks cell phone of Superloads
Many debt collectors
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:09 PM
Brandon showing his
Post porn career in this thread
Wishes for twilight
Post porn career in this thread
Wishes for twilight
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:11 PM
Brandon and Ryan
Guys you want to have your back
If you want to die
Guys you want to have your back
If you want to die
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:15 PM
Knox misses Brandon
Being on the Bukkake team
Being somebody..
Being on the Bukkake team
Being somebody..
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:18 PM
Brandon change dish
Picks out pennies to jingle
Retirement fund
Picks out pennies to jingle
Retirement fund
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:22 PM
'Loads wants some respect
Claims military service
In Salvation Army?
Claims military service
In Salvation Army?
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:23 PM
Brandon and Donkey
Deluded mopes of same cloth
Similar careers
Deluded mopes of same cloth
Similar careers
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:25 PM
Brandon runs from States
Donkey also ran from States
PWL buddies
Donkey also ran from States
PWL buddies
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:27 PM
Brandon Porno Dan
Mutual admiration
For being slimeballs
Mutual admiration
For being slimeballs
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:28 PM
Brandon with herpes
Doesn't care who gets his load
Or who he infects
Doesn't care who gets his load
Or who he infects
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:33 PM
"Where's the beef?" I say
'Loads is all bark but no bite
Brandon lifts his leg
'Loads is all bark but no bite
Brandon lifts his leg
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:35 PM
Alex Trebek asks
"This mope could not get erect.."
Who is Ryan Knox?
"This mope could not get erect.."
Who is Ryan Knox?
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:36 PM
Brandon spending time
Which he is running out of
Failing once again
Which he is running out of
Failing once again
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:37 PM
U.S.A. is broke
14.29 trillion!
Iron's taxes...gone
14.29 trillion!
Iron's taxes...gone
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/18/11 09:39 PM
Brandon has a wish
For his Parents to see what
Disgusts most others
For his Parents to see what
Disgusts most others
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/21/11 09:25 AM
He knew everything
He said nothing
Brandon Iron eats poop
He said nothing
Brandon Iron eats poop
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/24/11 12:40 AM
Ironman horny
So much free porn on the net!
One-eyed monster spent
So much free porn on the net!
One-eyed monster spent
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/24/11 12:50 AM
Affiliates pay!
Iron earns 25 bucks
July 23rd
Iron earns 25 bucks
July 23rd
Posted by: Cum Stains
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 03:28 AM
Load my mouth he said
As Brandon ate bacon from
fufufnik's shit stained ass
As Brandon ate bacon from
fufufnik's shit stained ass
Posted by: Cum Stains
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 03:32 AM
^^^ xpt auto corrects his name now? i did not know that.
Posted by: Cum Stains
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 03:35 AM
long live xtp
lou, sean, or mark felt?
who's more optionated?
lou, sean, or mark felt?
who's more optionated?
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 01:40 PM
Brandon Iron made
Enough money to pay for
Smokes in Canada
Enough money to pay for
Smokes in Canada
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 04:03 PM
Adult business failed him
Kicked out of the states
Dwarfism
Kicked out of the states
Dwarfism
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 05:57 PM
Iron successful
Has years of vacation time
Grows old gracefully
Has years of vacation time
Grows old gracefully
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 05:59 PM
Iron successful
In getting his ass booted
Out of the U.S.
In getting his ass booted
Out of the U.S.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 06:01 PM
Brandon would rather
Be able to work in States
But alas, he can't
Be able to work in States
But alas, he can't
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 06:06 PM
Ryan Knox wishes
Brandon back in the U.S.
Needs the 50 bucks
Brandon back in the U.S.
Needs the 50 bucks
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 06:58 PM
Superloads makes post
Nobody seems to notice
Futility reached
Nobody seems to notice
Futility reached
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 07:10 PM
Ryan delivers
Knockout punch to superloads
Lion sleeps tonight
Knockout punch to superloads
Lion sleeps tonight
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 08:52 PM
Ryan delivers
Food to the hungry masses
New Pizza Hut gig
Food to the hungry masses
New Pizza Hut gig
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 08:53 PM
Brandon delivers
Herp to the bovine porn whores
Load My Mouth dot com
Herp to the bovine porn whores
Load My Mouth dot com
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 09:23 PM
New York maid gives head
'Loads calls Sofitel hotel
"Any openings?"
'Loads calls Sofitel hotel
"Any openings?"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/25/11 10:45 PM
Brandon likes Strauss-Kahn
Style very much like Brandon's
Force girls to fuck him
Style very much like Brandon's
Force girls to fuck him
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 12:34 AM
Comic Con over
'Loads dressed up as hotel maid
He feels wrath of Kahn
'Loads dressed up as hotel maid
He feels wrath of Kahn
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 12:36 AM
Model eyes release
A solo foot fetish scene
Brandon with roofies
A solo foot fetish scene
Brandon with roofies
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 12:39 AM
Model eyes release
Fetish scene with Ryan Knox
Piss His Mouth dot com
Fetish scene with Ryan Knox
Piss His Mouth dot com
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 12:41 AM
Model eyes release
Just a blank sheet of paper
Brandon with pencil
Just a blank sheet of paper
Brandon with pencil
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 12:42 AM
Model eyes release
"Are you sure this is legal?"
Brandon assures "Yes"
"Are you sure this is legal?"
Brandon assures "Yes"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 12:45 AM
Girl is Seventeen
"Are you sure this is legal?"
Brandon with roofies
"Are you sure this is legal?"
Brandon with roofies
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 12:46 AM
Brandon new release
A new She Is Half My Age
Porn mope is 20
A new She Is Half My Age
Porn mope is 20
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 12:50 AM
'Loads learns much too late
"Quality not quantity"
Iron smugly smiles
"Quality not quantity"
Iron smugly smiles
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 12:57 AM
Brandon Iron lies
"Quality not quantity"
Load My Mouth dot com
"Quality not quantity"
Load My Mouth dot com
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 12:59 AM
Model eyes release
Hardcore scene with Donkey Long
Brandon giving back
Hardcore scene with Donkey Long
Brandon giving back
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 01:02 AM
Brandon is grateful
For Donkey keeping his word
And for 50 bucks
For Donkey keeping his word
And for 50 bucks
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 01:04 AM
Donkey scene trades
With fellow expatriate
Brandon is grateful
With fellow expatriate
Brandon is grateful
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 01:06 AM
Brandon is grateful
His Load My Mouth is selling
Thailand "Thanks Donkey"
His Load My Mouth is selling
Thailand "Thanks Donkey"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 01:07 AM
Donkey is grateful
For "Thailand Is Half My Age"
Porn mopes are 18
For "Thailand Is Half My Age"
Porn mopes are 18
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 01:09 AM
Brandon getting old
No longer young and handsome
Though he never was
No longer young and handsome
Though he never was
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 01:12 AM
Ryan Knox is pissed
Brandon selling out to Long
For a Starbucks card
Brandon selling out to Long
For a Starbucks card
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 01:17 AM
Ryan Knox is pissed
Starbucks card valuable
Worth rock on Skid Row
Starbucks card valuable
Worth rock on Skid Row
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 01:20 AM
Brandon's new Health Care
Butterknife heating on stove
Burn his dick warts off
Butterknife heating on stove
Burn his dick warts off
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 01:25 AM
Ryan Knox Mike Hash
At party no drinks in hands
Because they are broke
-------------------------------------
Ryan Knox Mike Hash
"Will you please buy us a drink?"
Will blow you for them
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 04:27 AM
No drinks in hands 'cuz
Both designated drivers
For A list females
Both designated drivers
For A list females
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 04:29 AM
Journeymen actors
Getting laid and getting paid
Shyla Stylez wants more
Getting laid and getting paid
Shyla Stylez wants more
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 04:39 AM
'Loads is type of guy
To criticize party dudes
But has no invite
To criticize party dudes
But has no invite
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 04:53 AM
'Loads is retiring
Going away party thrown
Many people give
Going away party thrown
Many people give
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 04:57 AM
Party big success
XPT board rid of 'Loads
Gone AND forgotten
XPT board rid of 'Loads
Gone AND forgotten
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 04:59 AM
Who will replace 'Loads?
Will be hard to find someone
So stupid, so thick
Will be hard to find someone
So stupid, so thick
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 05:01 AM
'Loads wants to return!
"No thank you," says grateful board
Please go away now
"No thank you," says grateful board
Please go away now
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 05:08 AM
Security called
To keep 'Loads from returning
Guards are Hash and Knox
To keep 'Loads from returning
Guards are Hash and Knox
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 05:15 AM
'Loads mouths off to guards
Ryan cold cocks him with right
'Loads still in coma
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 08:12 AM
Brandon trying hard
To validate his boy Knox
Sounding very Gay
------------------------------
Brandon Gay for Knox
and has conflicting feelings
Can't betray Donkey
------------------------------
The truth has come out
Brandon Iron admits he
is Gay for Ryan
To validate his boy Knox
Sounding very Gay
------------------------------
Brandon Gay for Knox
and has conflicting feelings
Can't betray Donkey
------------------------------
The truth has come out
Brandon Iron admits he
is Gay for Ryan
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 08:21 AM
Ryan can't get hard
Something is missing on shoot
His name is Brandon
----------------------------------
Brandon can't get hard
Something is missing on shoot
His name is Donkey
Something is missing on shoot
His name is Brandon
----------------------------------
Brandon can't get hard
Something is missing on shoot
His name is Donkey
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 12:20 PM
'Loads likes to project
His feelings onto others
Sleep well in coma?
His feelings onto others
Sleep well in coma?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 12:46 PM
Angel Clarence says
It's a Wonderful Life...but
'Loads should jump off bridge
It's a Wonderful Life...but
'Loads should jump off bridge
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 12:59 PM
Superloads a fool
Tries hard at matching wits with
College graduate
Tries hard at matching wits with
College graduate
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 08:40 PM
HaveCit spends all day
Deleting my righteous shouts
Fears he's being owned
Deleting my righteous shouts
Fears he's being owned
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 08:42 PM
Been at it ALL day
For over 5 hours now
Awesome lol
For over 5 hours now
Awesome lol
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 08:46 PM
I understand though
Modding is a full time job
Requires sacrifice
Modding is a full time job
Requires sacrifice
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 08:48 PM
And lots of free time
Carry on my wayward son
Peace when you are done
Carry on my wayward son
Peace when you are done
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 09:01 PM
Do change back the name
I know it's the coolest thing
You have ever done
I know it's the coolest thing
You have ever done
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 09:10 PM
Hijacking this thread
This is my thread now bitches
Knox's haiku thread
This is my thread now bitches
Knox's haiku thread
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 09:22 PM
The real Ryan Knox
Wouldn't get proper meter
Avatar now true likeness
Wouldn't get proper meter
Avatar now true likeness
Posted by: Cum Stains
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 11:13 PM
ryan you are hot
balloon of speed for your time?
come over at noon.
balloon of speed for your time?
come over at noon.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 11:41 PM
Ryan Knox "winning"
Just landed ABC role
Charlie Sheen gives props
Just landed ABC role
Charlie Sheen gives props
Posted by: Cum Stains
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/26/11 11:50 PM
sheen dumped bree olson to get with you? props indeed man!
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/27/11 12:07 AM
A swing and a miss
Cum stains loses battle, war,
Credibility
Cum stains loses battle, war,
Credibility
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/27/11 12:11 AM
Knox still #1
Knox still numero uno
Cum stain not happy
Knox still numero uno
Cum stain not happy
Posted by: Cum Stains
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/27/11 03:44 AM
you only post when
brandon's hand is up your ass
dance for him, puppet
brandon's hand is up your ass
dance for him, puppet
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/27/11 05:36 AM
Damn KnobGobbler this is quite a boring meltdown. Wasn't it just the other day you were blaming Lou for your lack of computer skills? Quit blaming others for your inability to use a smart phone.
P.S. 3:00 pm CST to 2:00 am CST 11 hours of posting from you.
P.S. 3:00 pm CST to 2:00 am CST 11 hours of posting from you.
Posted by: Cum Stains
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/27/11 06:49 AM
ry gobbles knobs now?
this is music to my ears!
in-calls or out-calls?
this is music to my ears!
in-calls or out-calls?
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/27/11 09:12 AM
Just car dates.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/27/11 10:52 AM
Now HasEatenShit
Gone off the deep end again?
A flabby failure
Trolls posts for 9 hours
Deleted all of my shouts
Thinks it's me not him
Quite dellusional
Confused, alone, desperate
Subserviant, daft
His accomplishments:
(list pending crucial data)
Are speculated
Jump off Golden Gate
Do the whole world a favor
Dumb fucking redneck
Gone off the deep end again?
A flabby failure
Trolls posts for 9 hours
Deleted all of my shouts
Thinks it's me not him
Quite dellusional
Confused, alone, desperate
Subserviant, daft
His accomplishments:
(list pending crucial data)
Are speculated
Jump off Golden Gate
Do the whole world a favor
Dumb fucking redneck
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/27/11 11:03 AM
Have2cit jealous
Wants his own emoticon
And some attention
If he were real man
He'd meet Ryan face to face
And get his ass kicked : -)
Wants his own emoticon
And some attention
If he were real man
He'd meet Ryan face to face
And get his ass kicked : -)
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/27/11 12:23 PM
Go get 'em, Ryan.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/27/11 12:32 PM
he's already got 'em.
herpes, staph, and hpv. Some friend you are.
herpes, staph, and hpv. Some friend you are.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/27/11 01:46 PM
Haikus only please
You're not that stupid are you?
Five seven and five
You're not that stupid are you?
Five seven and five
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/28/11 04:30 PM
what the fuck ryan?
you requested that screen name?
i knew you were gay.
you requested that screen name?
i knew you were gay.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/28/11 04:32 PM
So this is what its come to? Arguing with ghosts of shitheads past? Sad state of affairs.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/28/11 04:38 PM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
what the fuck ryan?
you requested that screen name?
i knew you were gay.
you requested that screen name?
i knew you were gay.
He was all but begging me for it.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/28/11 11:02 PM
superloads creates
haiku thread about fucktard
Brandon thinks it him
haiku thread about fucktard
Brandon thinks it him
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/28/11 11:05 PM
There will never be
A fifty eight page thread of
Ryan Knox elsewhere
A fifty eight page thread of
Ryan Knox elsewhere
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/28/11 11:09 PM
Ryan Knox auditions
For part that was made for him
Penile dysfunction
For part that was made for him
Penile dysfunction
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/28/11 11:14 PM
Ryan deluded
Dreaming of legit career
Yet he failed in porn
Dreaming of legit career
Yet he failed in porn
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/29/11 12:07 AM
Brandon loves big cock
hot cum tastes good in his mouth
the more the better
hot cum tastes good in his mouth
the more the better
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/29/11 03:50 AM
Ryan sucks glass dick
For Bad Sores of Iron shoot
Hep C Positive
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/29/11 12:03 PM
Superloads blows us
Can't see under photo crop
Because he's knealing
Can't see under photo crop
Because he's knealing
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 07/29/11 02:04 PM
Ryan Knox posting
Busy day at the office
Public Library
Busy day at the office
Public Library
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/01/11 03:23 PM
Runt of the litter
Video camera in hand
Herpes sores
Video camera in hand
Herpes sores
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/01/11 03:26 PM
Pissmops needs new bitch
Desperate for money
Ryan raises hand
Desperate for money
Ryan raises hand
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/01/11 03:28 PM
Standing at the counter
Ingesting the irony
Ryan buys a "Mr. Softee"
Ingesting the irony
Ryan buys a "Mr. Softee"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/01/11 06:51 PM
Ryan calls Lubben
Will trade porn horror stories
For some groceries
Will trade porn horror stories
For some groceries
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/01/11 07:05 PM
Ryan's urine test
Positive for meth and smack
Now drinks it with straw
Positive for meth and smack
Now drinks it with straw
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/02/11 12:37 PM
Max lacks aptitude
Cant write Haiku correctly
Shows no potential
Cant write Haiku correctly
Shows no potential
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/02/11 12:39 PM
Scrubs on Haiku Hill
Ryan Knox to the rescue
Trumps with following...
Ryan Knox to the rescue
Trumps with following...
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/02/11 12:40 PM
'Loads wants to Haiku
Must get to a Kinkos first
Needs bus fare, thanks Mom
Must get to a Kinkos first
Needs bus fare, thanks Mom
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/02/11 02:53 PM
Ryan's Mom wonders
How son's career is doing
Hey look Ma! No Hands!
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/02/11 03:03 PM
Ryan's Mom wonders
If her son is eating right
Piss is nutritious!
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/02/11 03:05 PM
Every boy has face
That only Mother can love
Except for Ryan's
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/02/11 09:56 PM
Ryan stares at machine
"I'll do what it takes to make money"
ATM
"I'll do what it takes to make money"
ATM
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/03/11 11:22 AM
Max bat shit stupid
Unable to count to five
Cant count to seven
Unable to count to five
Cant count to seven
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/03/11 11:25 AM
Superloads fights back
Thinks its 2007
Like I give a shit
Thinks its 2007
Like I give a shit
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/03/11 11:29 AM
Loads' mother wonders
If he'll ever get a car
Bus fare expensive
If he'll ever get a car
Bus fare expensive
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/03/11 11:32 AM
Hopes he finds a girl
JM website subscription
Too much for her purse
JM website subscription
Too much for her purse
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/03/11 11:37 AM
Loads' asks the question,
"Mom can we please get Netflix?"
Mom says, "Get a Job!!"
"Mom can we please get Netflix?"
Mom says, "Get a Job!!"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/03/11 04:10 PM
Knox has 10 minutes
At free Internet Cafe
Here is the result
At free Internet Cafe
Here is the result
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/03/11 04:12 PM
Knox has 10 minutes
Instead of searching for job
Would rather fail here
Instead of searching for job
Would rather fail here
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/03/11 04:15 PM
Knox is nostalgic
His days of getting pissed on
Best days of his life
His days of getting pissed on
Best days of his life
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/03/11 04:16 PM
Knox getting pissed on
Yet this time not from porn skank
But by life itself
Yet this time not from porn skank
But by life itself
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/03/11 04:24 PM
Ryan butt of jokes
Much better here than his days
Being one on shoot
Much better here than his days
Being one on shoot
Posted by: Steezo
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/03/11 05:27 PM
I do not know why
This thread is so fucking long
It confuses me
This thread is so fucking long
It confuses me
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 01:19 AM
Loads cannot give up
He flies a paper airplane
Into a furnace
He flies a paper airplane
Into a furnace
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 01:21 AM
Doesn't post this late
Cannot stay out past curfew
Knox gains crucial edge
Cannot stay out past curfew
Knox gains crucial edge
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 01:27 AM
Sleep sound Superchoads,
You'll need your strength tomorow
To walk to Kinkos...
You'll need your strength tomorow
To walk to Kinkos...
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 01:29 AM
Knox posts from cell phone
It's two thousand eleven
Ask your mom for one
It's two thousand eleven
Ask your mom for one
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 03:45 AM
Hey Ryan Knox
superloads has FiOS
Can't find your piss scenes
superloads has FiOS
Can't find your piss scenes
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 03:47 AM
Found Ryan's piss scenes
Brandon shouldn't be that mad
At a Google search
Brandon shouldn't be that mad
At a Google search
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 03:50 AM
Knox's porn career
His mouth agape to drink piss
Google image search
His mouth agape to drink piss
Google image search
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 03:52 AM
Ryan's Mom Googles
Her son to show her siblings
Just as expected
Her son to show her siblings
Just as expected
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 03:53 AM
Ryan's Mom thankful
Her son is not drinking piss
LA County Jail
Her son is not drinking piss
LA County Jail
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 03:55 AM
Ryan's Mom knows that
She didn't protect Ryan
From his own Father
She didn't protect Ryan
From his own Father
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 03:57 AM
Ryan Knox wonders
What his Mom cries about
Over which Father
What his Mom cries about
Over which Father
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 03:59 AM
Brandon Iron knows
Knox doesn't have a Father
Made him Bukkake Boy
Knox doesn't have a Father
Made him Bukkake Boy
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:01 AM
Ryan found a home
And yet he lost his said home
To fucking Joe Blow
And yet he lost his said home
To fucking Joe Blow
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:04 AM
Brandon Iron needs
Retard sycophant due to
His deportation
Retard sycophant due to
His deportation
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:06 AM
Knox's porn value
As a limped dick Bukkake Boy
5 minutes of Fame
As a limped dick Bukkake Boy
5 minutes of Fame
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:07 AM
Knox's porn value
As piss drinking loser mope
All over Google
As piss drinking loser mope
All over Google
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:11 AM
Ryan Knox can't hide
From vestiges of his youth
Salad Days of Piss
From vestiges of his youth
Salad Days of Piss
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:14 AM
superloads never
Had person piss in his face
Because he is clean
Had person piss in his face
Because he is clean
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:17 AM
Ryan Knox has earned
Coin for drinking lots of piss
His Mother is proud
Coin for drinking lots of piss
His Mother is proud
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:19 AM
Ryan one step from
Killing himself, yet mirror
Shows Brandon Iron
Killing himself, yet mirror
Shows Brandon Iron
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:21 AM
Ryan one step from
Killing himself, yet sees that
Thread has been updated
Killing himself, yet sees that
Thread has been updated
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:23 AM
Ryan no children
Refuses to bore children
Because of Daddy
Refuses to bore children
Because of Daddy
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:25 AM
Brandon is upset
Because Knox won't have children
That he can exploit
Because Knox won't have children
That he can exploit
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:28 AM
Ryan is upset
Tried to bore some children
20 bucks richer
Tried to bore some children
20 bucks richer
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:31 AM
Surrogate Mother
Is upset with Ryan Knox
Cycle is wasted
Is upset with Ryan Knox
Cycle is wasted
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:35 AM
My fingernail
Always more sanitary
Than Ryan's dinner
Always more sanitary
Than Ryan's dinner
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:45 AM
Ryan's Mom labored
For hours and hours
Only to bear this:
For hours and hours
Only to bear this:
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 11:56 AM
'Choads just had meltdown
Looks like Knox hurt his feelings
Run along home now
Looks like Knox hurt his feelings
Run along home now
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 04:32 PM
Ryan fails again
Superloads can post from home
Unlike Ryan Knox
Superloads can post from home
Unlike Ryan Knox
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 10:41 PM
Limp 'Loads still flaccid
Keeps falling flat on his face
Messes up the cum
Keeps falling flat on his face
Messes up the cum
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 10:47 PM
Will 'Loads ever learn?
Can't teach an old dog new trick
"Fetch My Bone".....creepy
Can't teach an old dog new trick
"Fetch My Bone".....creepy
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 10:51 PM
Brandon missing porn
Still feels the need to infect
Tries at Haiku thread
Still feels the need to infect
Tries at Haiku thread
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 10:52 PM
Dachshund dogs beware!
The S.P.C.A. bans 'Loads
"Weiner dogs" not gay
The S.P.C.A. bans 'Loads
"Weiner dogs" not gay
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 10:53 PM
Superloads makes thread
To bash a failed porn mope
Brandon is extra
To bash a failed porn mope
Brandon is extra
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 10:54 PM
'Loads no scientist
Cross-breeds bulldog with shitzu
Winds up with bullshit
Cross-breeds bulldog with shitzu
Winds up with bullshit
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 10:54 PM
Funny how I can
Fuck with the fragile egos
Of failed porn mopes
Fuck with the fragile egos
Of failed porn mopes
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 10:56 PM
Porn whores have some pride
At least knows what's important
Brandon and Knox don't
At least knows what's important
Brandon and Knox don't
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 10:56 PM
'Loads mounts doberman
"This place has gone to the dogs!"
Can't stop sniffing butts
"This place has gone to the dogs!"
Can't stop sniffing butts
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 10:57 PM
First thread I have made
Ever since I joined this site
Now 65 pages
Ever since I joined this site
Now 65 pages
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 10:58 PM
'Loads fucking egos?
I guess it's an improvement
Grateful sheep bleat "Thanks!"
I guess it's an improvement
Grateful sheep bleat "Thanks!"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 10:59 PM
Knox and Brandon post
More in thread that bashes them
Than the other threads
More in thread that bashes them
Than the other threads
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 11:00 PM
Suggestion to 'Loads
Print all 65 pages
Light bonfire, jump in
Print all 65 pages
Light bonfire, jump in
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 11:01 PM
Superloads one guy
Who found way to get under
Two failed mopes thin skins
Who found way to get under
Two failed mopes thin skins
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 11:01 PM
"Help me, Ryan, Help!
My flesh is burning off me!"
Knox holds his pee
My flesh is burning off me!"
Knox holds his pee
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 11:02 PM
'Loads charred to a crisp
Crinkles when he walks down street
Asses to ashes
Crinkles when he walks down street
Asses to ashes
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 11:03 PM
Funny how failed mopes
Have thinner skin than porn whores
Must be why they failed
Have thinner skin than porn whores
Must be why they failed
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 11:05 PM
All I had to post
Was Ryan's body of work
Not my fault it sucks
Was Ryan's body of work
Not my fault it sucks
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 11:06 PM
Who will mourn for 'Loads?
The 405 had more folks
At Carmageddon
The 405 had more folks
At Carmageddon
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 11:08 PM
Brandon Iron thinks
That his herp infected dick
Is his source of pride
That his herp infected dick
Is his source of pride
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/04/11 11:23 PM
No guts, no glory
Finally, 'Loads rejoices!
For he has neither
Finally, 'Loads rejoices!
For he has neither
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 12:24 AM
Brandon does have a
Big rotundous, bloated gut
On his 5 foot frame
Big rotundous, bloated gut
On his 5 foot frame
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 12:26 AM
Brandon got in porn
Because he lacks true talent
To attract women
Because he lacks true talent
To attract women
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 12:38 AM
My gut rests gently
On pimpled, dimpled foreheads
Young starlets rejoice
On pimpled, dimpled foreheads
Young starlets rejoice
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 12:40 AM
Iron outsmarts 'Loads
Knows best way to attract girls
Is with big wallet
Knows best way to attract girls
Is with big wallet
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 12:42 AM
'Loads shops for groceries
Misreads sign, kicked out of store
Shitake mushrooms
Misreads sign, kicked out of store
Shitake mushrooms
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 12:44 AM
'Loads takes dump in store
Embarrasses himself....but
Cleans up his own mess
Embarrasses himself....but
Cleans up his own mess
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 12:45 AM
"Shit happens," says 'Loads
Please don't come back to our store
You are unwelcome
Please don't come back to our store
You are unwelcome
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 12:49 AM
Dude wants to get laid
Rock Star, Jock, or a Porn Mope?
Ryan is neither
------------------------------
Dude chooses Porn Mope
How do I succeed as mope?
Don't be Ryan Knox
------------------------------
Risk of diseases?
Sure there are, be careful of
Brandon Iron's skanks
------------------------------
Why not be Rock Star?
Sure. Anal Cunt Lead Singer
Has fucked skanks for free
-------------------------------
Porn mope looks easy
Sure. You're not curing cancer
Only being one
-------------------------------
Just how and the hell
Does a mope like Knox get work?
He doesn't. He's Knox
-------------------------------
I see Knox drinking
Fat girl's piss. Will I have to?
If you're Ryan, yes
-------------------------------
I think I'd rather
Be a jock. I am over
At least 5 six tall
Rock Star, Jock, or a Porn Mope?
Ryan is neither
------------------------------
Dude chooses Porn Mope
How do I succeed as mope?
Don't be Ryan Knox
------------------------------
Risk of diseases?
Sure there are, be careful of
Brandon Iron's skanks
------------------------------
Why not be Rock Star?
Sure. Anal Cunt Lead Singer
Has fucked skanks for free
-------------------------------
Porn mope looks easy
Sure. You're not curing cancer
Only being one
-------------------------------
Just how and the hell
Does a mope like Knox get work?
He doesn't. He's Knox
-------------------------------
I see Knox drinking
Fat girl's piss. Will I have to?
If you're Ryan, yes
-------------------------------
I think I'd rather
Be a jock. I am over
At least 5 six tall
Posted by: Steezo
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 12:50 AM
Please stop! This thread sucks!
Not funny whatsoever!
Just gives Knox a boost.
Not funny whatsoever!
Just gives Knox a boost.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 12:53 AM
'Loads is like Dow Jones
Gives you a sinking feeling
Leads to depression
Gives you a sinking feeling
Leads to depression
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:01 AM
My first thread on site
Has Brandon in a tizzy
Easy to reel in
Has Brandon in a tizzy
Easy to reel in
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:06 AM
'Loads is a dummy
Wanted to meet Lehman Bros
Like him, they're bankrupt
Wanted to meet Lehman Bros
Like him, they're bankrupt
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:09 AM
Superloads Stateside
Something that Brandon Iron
Not able to do
Something that Brandon Iron
Not able to do
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:10 AM
I'm American
Something that Brandon Iron
Cannot ever claim
Something that Brandon Iron
Cannot ever claim
Posted by: Steezo
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:11 AM
I was right before.
I have to repeat myself.
This thread blows big balls.
I have to repeat myself.
This thread blows big balls.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:12 AM
Steezo is bitching
Yet he is posting in thread
He bitches about
Yet he is posting in thread
He bitches about
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:15 AM
'Loads is lashing out!
Fights with others, but really
is fighting himself
Fights with others, but really
is fighting himself
Posted by: Steezo
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:17 AM
I chose to post here
It was not worth the effort
My sentence trails off..
It was not worth the effort
My sentence trails off..
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:21 AM
Go back to Page One
Everybody else piling
On subject matter
Everybody else piling
On subject matter
Posted by: Steezo
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:24 AM
Did I do OK?
I never did like Haikus.
They were for smart kids.
I never did like Haikus.
They were for smart kids.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:26 AM
Since you asked Steezo
In Final Analysis
Nobody will care
In Final Analysis
Nobody will care
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:27 AM
'Loads busy making
DIfferent sort of piling
It's big and stinky
DIfferent sort of piling
It's big and stinky
Posted by: Steezo
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:28 AM
Forgive former post
None of the smart kids post here
They live useful lives
None of the smart kids post here
They live useful lives
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:29 AM
My sort of piling
Is something that Ryan Knox
Would get paid to eat
Is something that Ryan Knox
Would get paid to eat
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:33 AM
'Loads claims PHd
Piled Higher and Deeper
Please bury him....now
Piled Higher and Deeper
Please bury him....now
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:38 AM
If Superloads had
a Phd, he would make dough
Treating Brandon's skanks
a Phd, he would make dough
Treating Brandon's skanks
Posted by: Steezo
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:40 AM
Can you make it rhyme?
PHd and HSV,
I know that you can.
PHd and HSV,
I know that you can.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:41 AM
'Loads very stupid
All doctors not medical
Yours, Dr. Strangelove
All doctors not medical
Yours, Dr. Strangelove
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:42 AM
How about Sleezo?
Because thread is about Hate
Which you endorse, no?
Because thread is about Hate
Which you endorse, no?
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:44 AM
Brandon and Doctors
Suprised he would bring them up
Being he hates them
Suprised he would bring them up
Being he hates them
Posted by: Steezo
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:47 AM
Hate is just a state
A place you can contemplate
The worth of whores, mopes
A place you can contemplate
The worth of whores, mopes
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:49 AM
Bank balance rising
Guess my worth is a lot more
Than poor, poor, poor 'Loads
Guess my worth is a lot more
Than poor, poor, poor 'Loads
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 01:56 AM
Good thing Brandon left
The States because of impending
Lawsuits against him
The States because of impending
Lawsuits against him
Posted by: Steezo
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 02:01 AM
That was kinda fun
I really must say this though
We did lose the plot
I really must say this though
We did lose the plot
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 02:24 AM
Plot is simply this...
'Loads must be expelled into
The Kleenex of LIfe
'Loads must be expelled into
The Kleenex of LIfe
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 02:41 AM
Superloads content
Posts thread amongst the porn world
Has Brandon on leash
Posts thread amongst the porn world
Has Brandon on leash
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 03:54 AM
'Loads! What a moron!
What you took to be a leash
Is my dick, genius
What you took to be a leash
Is my dick, genius
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 04:35 AM
Brandon Iron's dick
Is only praised by Brandon
Word on street silent
Is only praised by Brandon
Word on street silent
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 04:47 AM
Hey Brandon Iron
Having a dick does not mean
You succeed in porn
----------------------------
Hey Brandon Iron
All Males have a penis
That cares less for you
----------------------------
Hey Brandon Iron
Why do you think our cocks
Is measured by yours?
----------------------------
Hey Brandon Iron
My dick will never have the
Bad Sores of Ryan
----------------------------
Superloads never
Tested positive STDs
Hey Brandon, have you?
Having a dick does not mean
You succeed in porn
----------------------------
Hey Brandon Iron
All Males have a penis
That cares less for you
----------------------------
Hey Brandon Iron
Why do you think our cocks
Is measured by yours?
----------------------------
Hey Brandon Iron
My dick will never have the
Bad Sores of Ryan
----------------------------
Superloads never
Tested positive STDs
Hey Brandon, have you?
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 04:52 AM
If I made a thread
Epic Donkey Wong Haikus
Brandon defends him
Epic Donkey Wong Haikus
Brandon defends him
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 04:55 AM
Brandon is jealous
Slimeball Porno Dan
Has clips on eFukt
Slimeball Porno Dan
Has clips on eFukt
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 04:56 AM
Brandon should be pissed
His Bukkake boy in Ryan
Refused on eFukt
His Bukkake boy in Ryan
Refused on eFukt
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 04:59 AM
Ryan on Fail Blog
Would not be be on site listed
Had Brandon hired him
Would not be be on site listed
Had Brandon hired him
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:04 AM
Word is on the street
Brandon is Jet Tits level
Why he fled the States
Brandon is Jet Tits level
Why he fled the States
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:09 AM
Brandon a Canuck
Due to the allegations
Of being rapist
Due to the allegations
Of being rapist
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:11 AM
Brandon can't deny
Of he being a rapist
Because of site hits
Of he being a rapist
Because of site hits
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:19 AM
Brandon will deny
Rape allegations are false
paperchase with docs
Rape allegations are false
paperchase with docs
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 02:53 PM
'Loads has gone full tilt
Officially has lost it
Looney bin awaits
Officially has lost it
Looney bin awaits
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 03:15 PM
Superloads not guy
Who had to flee the country
And not allowed back
Who had to flee the country
And not allowed back
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 03:25 PM
Look within yourself
You are obsessed with Iron
Like many others
You are obsessed with Iron
Like many others
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 03:28 PM
Thread is about Knox
It says "Ryan Knox Haiku's"
You need attention
It says "Ryan Knox Haiku's"
You need attention
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 03:36 PM
"Knox Knox" 'Loads: "Who's there?"
Ironman, Knox defender
'Loads: "Hey good looking!"
Ironman, Knox defender
'Loads: "Hey good looking!"
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 03:39 PM
Brandon Iron shows
Lack of creativity
This time in Knox thread
Lack of creativity
This time in Knox thread
Posted by: charin
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 03:57 PM
Maybe they were right
No life, now I am reading
Porn board haiku fight
No life, now I am reading
Porn board haiku fight
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 04:06 PM
Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
'Loads has gone full tilt
Officially has lost it
Looney bin awaits
Officially has lost it
Looney bin awaits
Nothing to add
Brandon takes page from Care Less
Whines when he's cornered
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 04:07 PM
A good diversion
Than waiting by the mailbox
For new Gag Factor
Than waiting by the mailbox
For new Gag Factor
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 04:08 PM
Originally Posted By: charin
Maybe they were right
No life, now I am reading
Porn board haiku fight
No life, now I am reading
Porn board haiku fight
I know what you mean
But it's only like this 'cause
Brandon must retort
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 04:16 PM
charin read page 2
You will read contributions
I count 6 from you
You will read contributions
I count 6 from you
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:09 PM
Superchoads one man
Got under Brandon's foreskin
Has found a new home
Got under Brandon's foreskin
Has found a new home
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:13 PM
Congratulations
Foreskin thicker than porn whores'
'Loads: "tastes like chicken"
Foreskin thicker than porn whores'
'Loads: "tastes like chicken"
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:18 PM
Crawls in urethra
Determined to find Herpie
And own it on board
Determined to find Herpie
And own it on board
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:18 PM
Irony of Knox
Posting about living in
Anything Brandon's
__________________________________
Irony of Knox
Posting about living in
Anything with roof
__________________________________
Ryan Knox wants part
History of World parody
Made for Piss Boy role
Posting about living in
Anything Brandon's
__________________________________
Irony of Knox
Posting about living in
Anything with roof
__________________________________
Ryan Knox wants part
History of World parody
Made for Piss Boy role
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:21 PM
"I'm a dick doctor!"
"A sack dwelling Gulliver!"
exclaims Superloads
"A sack dwelling Gulliver!"
exclaims Superloads
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:23 PM
Two more now sweetheart...
Crawling beneath the foreskin
Of men that get laid
Crawling beneath the foreskin
Of men that get laid
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:27 PM
Cum thicker than skin
Loads is well aware of cum
Of skin, not so much
Loads is well aware of cum
Of skin, not so much
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:29 PM
Ryan's porn "career"
Bukkake Boy to Piss Mope
And he's proud of this?
Bukkake Boy to Piss Mope
And he's proud of this?
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:31 PM
Knox thinks he is stud
Because of being fringe mope
Then why the limp dick?
Because of being fringe mope
Then why the limp dick?
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:55 PM
72 whole pages
Nothing funny from old choads
Mostly Choads posting
Nothing funny from old choads
Mostly Choads posting
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:58 PM
What's it like Choads?
Posting for your own reading?
Seems retarded
Posting for your own reading?
Seems retarded
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 05:58 PM
The only thread that Knox
Is posting in is this one
Kick your own ass much?
Is posting in is this one
Kick your own ass much?
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:01 PM
Why when i post once
Do you then post like 10 times?
I am 10 of you
Do you then post like 10 times?
I am 10 of you
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:03 PM
I just started thread
That had others pile on you
Not my fault you're Knox
That had others pile on you
Not my fault you're Knox
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:03 PM
Every post you've made
There's a girl that I have laid
You fucking ass clown
There's a girl that I have laid
You fucking ass clown
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:06 PM
Loads starts his own thread
Posts 90 percent of thread
Very impressive
Posts 90 percent of thread
Very impressive
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:07 PM
Google Image Search
Most of them you drinking piss
Not my fault you're Knox
Most of them you drinking piss
Not my fault you're Knox
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:10 PM
Two types on this site
Those who get laid, those who dont
Not my fault your choads
Those who get laid, those who dont
Not my fault your choads
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:11 PM
The irony here
Ryan claiming he gets laid
Yet proven limp dick
Ryan claiming he gets laid
Yet proven limp dick
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:17 PM
Ryan Knox posting
LOOK AT ME I STILL GET LAID
More mope delusions
LOOK AT ME I STILL GET LAID
More mope delusions
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:21 PM
Not my fault your choads
Not everyone on Google
My sex life richer
Not everyone on Google
My sex life richer
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:22 PM
There are other threads
You can waste Library time
Or search for a job
You can waste Library time
Or search for a job
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:23 PM
Not my fault im knox
So much info on Google
None on superloads
So much info on Google
None on superloads
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:25 PM
It's hard to find job
When your resume lists you
Ex piss drinking mope
When your resume lists you
Ex piss drinking mope
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:26 PM
Not my fault your choads
Mere shadow of a KNOX thread
Just the way it is
Mere shadow of a KNOX thread
Just the way it is
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:26 PM
Failure is an option
Ryan Knox
Chooses often
Ryan Knox
Chooses often
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:27 PM
It's hard to find job
When you're ex piss drinking mope
Shows your cleanliness
When you're ex piss drinking mope
Shows your cleanliness
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:30 PM
Easy to find job
Cumming inside of girl's mouth
When your Ryan Knox
Cumming inside of girl's mouth
When your Ryan Knox
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:31 PM
LOL @ Knox
Still thinks he is in business
Hail piss drinking mope
Still thinks he is in business
Hail piss drinking mope
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:33 PM
You can check google
On how easy for Ryan
An easy job comes
On how easy for Ryan
An easy job comes
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:36 PM
Knox not in business
But rather in great pleasure
Loads at Mcdonalds
But rather in great pleasure
Loads at Mcdonalds
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:36 PM
This economy
Is way to risky to take chance
On Ryan's limp dick
Is way to risky to take chance
On Ryan's limp dick
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:39 PM
Well, it's Friday night
Superloads going nowhere
Ryan getting laid
Superloads going nowhere
Ryan getting laid
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:41 PM
LOL @ Knox
Tries in vain and fails to show
He fucking matters
Tries in vain and fails to show
He fucking matters
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:44 PM
Easy to get laid
When your all over Google
On xpt, not..
When your all over Google
On xpt, not..
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:45 PM
Knox on XPT
Is limped dick piss drinking mope
Only point he's made
Is limped dick piss drinking mope
Only point he's made
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:55 PM
Getting laid easy
When your loads you just Google
Pretend to have sex
When your loads you just Google
Pretend to have sex
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 06:59 PM
Imagine fat girl
Squatting on face and pissing
Or watch Ryan scene
Squatting on face and pissing
Or watch Ryan scene
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 07:04 PM
Ryan deluded
Thinks that being a Scat Star
Will get him pussy
Thinks that being a Scat Star
Will get him pussy
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... - 08/05/11 08:25 PM
I don't need 3 lines to say this thread is the biggest waste of bandwidth on this board. I can say it in one long line.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/05/11 08:28 PM
Now we almost have
Most regular XPT
Members in this thread
Most regular XPT
Members in this thread
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/05/11 08:33 PM
'Loads... by this point you are thinking in haiku. When that happens the enemy has won...
Stop posting.
Stop posting.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/05/11 08:41 PM
It's a Haiku thread
About member where others
Equally piled on
________________________________
Haiku thread would end
When Brandon and Ryan cease
Like that will happen
About member where others
Equally piled on
________________________________
Haiku thread would end
When Brandon and Ryan cease
Like that will happen
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/05/11 09:18 PM
Iron eternal
I am the spirit of sex
You can't keep me down
I am the spirit of sex
You can't keep me down
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/05/11 09:22 PM
Shame on you, U.S.!
Cowboys and Aliens....TERRIBLE!
Economy dead
Cowboys and Aliens....TERRIBLE!
Economy dead
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/05/11 09:25 PM
S&P downgrades
U.S. credit rating...wow
'Loads posts rated F
U.S. credit rating...wow
'Loads posts rated F
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/05/11 09:31 PM
Brandon is spending
His "extended" vacation
Mostly in this thread
His "extended" vacation
Mostly in this thread
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/05/11 09:33 PM
Spending vacation
Watching U.S. jobless rise
You can work for me
Watching U.S. jobless rise
You can work for me
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/05/11 09:37 PM
Spending "vacation"
Running away from U.S.
Law authorities
Running away from U.S.
Law authorities
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/05/11 09:40 PM
I'm easy to find
Just look on return address
Of income tax checks
Just look on return address
Of income tax checks
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/05/11 09:47 PM
You're easy to track
Six Degrees of Herped Porn Skanks
All traced back to you
Six Degrees of Herped Porn Skanks
All traced back to you
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/05/11 09:53 PM
My income tax pays
For Planned Parenthood visits
Help: it's what I do
For Planned Parenthood visits
Help: it's what I do
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/06/11 04:10 AM
A pin has dropped
That's the sound of Ryan Knox
Getting his dick hard
That's the sound of Ryan Knox
Getting his dick hard
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/08/11 02:25 PM
Superloads takes bait
Follows semen like a lure
B with the fish hook...
Follows semen like a lure
B with the fish hook...
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/08/11 02:28 PM
Loads: "I have FIOS"
"I can search Google from home"
"Yeah, that'll show em"
"I can search Google from home"
"Yeah, that'll show em"
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/08/11 02:30 PM
Superloads borring
Everyone on XPT
Dumber from your posts
Everyone on XPT
Dumber from your posts
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/08/11 04:29 PM
Posters are dumber
Because they are reading thread
About piss mope Knox
---------------------------------
Ryan is stupid
For setting up all the jokes
Not knowing he does
---------------------------------
The Cage is Satire
Yet in Ryan Knox's case
It's reality
Because they are reading thread
About piss mope Knox
---------------------------------
Ryan is stupid
For setting up all the jokes
Not knowing he does
---------------------------------
The Cage is Satire
Yet in Ryan Knox's case
It's reality
Posted by: Ron Mexico
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/08/11 04:48 PM
Ryan Knox drinks piss
Can't get wood around a girl
Broccoli tat gay.
Can't get wood around a girl
Broccoli tat gay.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/08/11 08:18 PM
'Loads jokes not funny
'Loads dumber than bag of shit
Believes his own hype
'Loads dumber than bag of shit
Believes his own hype
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/08/11 08:23 PM
'Loads playing softball
Not a signifigant threat
Knox not to worry
Not a signifigant threat
Knox not to worry
Posted by: superloads
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/08/11 08:25 PM
Knox not to worry
Which is why he keeps bumping
Thread of piss mope
Which is why he keeps bumping
Thread of piss mope
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/08/11 08:31 PM
'Loads not to worry
Max Rhino in his corner
Both unstoppable
Max Rhino in his corner
Both unstoppable
Posted by: superloads
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/08/11 08:33 PM
Knox piss drinking mope
Ryan also limp on shoot
Which one is not true?
Ryan also limp on shoot
Which one is not true?
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/08/11 09:34 PM
Knox drinks from the Grail
Superloads cup is empty
If you catch the drift
Superloads cup is empty
If you catch the drift
Posted by: superloads
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/08/11 09:50 PM
On IAFD
Knox provides signature pic
Of looking stupid
Posted by: superloads
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/08/11 09:53 PM
Ryan was too broke
For real head shot from Pro
Had Brandon take it
For real head shot from Pro
Had Brandon take it
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/08/11 10:10 PM
Superloads a joke
Never gets head from real pro
Lets the pros do it
Never gets head from real pro
Lets the pros do it
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/08/11 10:13 PM
Superloads jealous
Knox's cup runneth over
Streams of liquid gold
Knox's cup runneth over
Streams of liquid gold
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/08/11 10:13 PM
On IAFD
Knox provides impressive list
Of credits for mope
Knox provides impressive list
Of credits for mope
Posted by: Ron Mexico
Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari - 08/08/11 11:01 PM
Cryin PortKnox
fill those nastry trolls with AIDS cum
Big loooozer like Brendan.
fill those nastry trolls with AIDS cum
Big loooozer like Brendan.
Posted by: superloads
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/08/11 11:05 PM
Knox thinks we believe
From all his idiotic posts
That he can get laid
------------------------------
Knox thinks that his dick
Is something to be proud of
Yet it doesn't work
From all his idiotic posts
That he can get laid
------------------------------
Knox thinks that his dick
Is something to be proud of
Yet it doesn't work
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/09/11 12:45 PM
Loads sure of himself
Has FIOS, Google...
Has no credits though
Has FIOS, Google...
Has no credits though
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/09/11 12:48 PM
Lets broken record
Skip and skip it's blasphemy
Knox has more women
Skip and skip it's blasphemy
Knox has more women
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/09/11 12:52 PM
Superloads so weak
Cant get laid on the fios
Or at the Kinkos
Cant get laid on the fios
Or at the Kinkos
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/09/11 12:53 PM
Knox quite confident
Superloads angry female
Perhaps Darrah Ford?
Superloads angry female
Perhaps Darrah Ford?
Posted by: superloads
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/09/11 01:18 PM
If Ryan's account
Was used by other poster's
Would still be stupid
----------------------------
Although the practice
Of making Knox look stupid
Is nothing new here
----------------------------
The constant mantra
Of LOOK AT ME I GET LAID
Is very Knox like
----------------------------
No matter who posts
Ryan still looking stupid
Fuggedaboutit
Was used by other poster's
Would still be stupid
----------------------------
Although the practice
Of making Knox look stupid
Is nothing new here
----------------------------
The constant mantra
Of LOOK AT ME I GET LAID
Is very Knox like
----------------------------
No matter who posts
Ryan still looking stupid
Fuggedaboutit
Posted by: Ron Mexico
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/09/11 09:56 PM
Basically, Cryin sucks
He has meth and broccoli
Ryan P--ter loves meth.
He has meth and broccoli
Ryan P--ter loves meth.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/10/11 10:20 AM
Mexico so dumb
It's P-O-R-T-E-R
You've posted it once...
...Woopdie Fuckin Doo
Between Ron and Max Rhino
You three so easy
All combined have laid
Less women than Ryan Knox
Fact and not fiction
It's P-O-R-T-E-R
You've posted it once...
...Woopdie Fuckin Doo
Between Ron and Max Rhino
You three so easy
All combined have laid
Less women than Ryan Knox
Fact and not fiction
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/10/11 01:09 PM
Knox retired from thread
No fun without Ironman
All your Haikus suck
No fun without Ironman
All your Haikus suck
Posted by: Crocodile
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/12/11 02:06 AM
What do you do for a living these days Ryan?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 06:55 AM
Ironman away
Returned to Red Light District
Pics at my Facebook
(Link: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150248769347723.320613.501862722)
Returned to Red Light District
Pics at my Facebook
(Link: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150248769347723.320613.501862722)
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 07:08 AM
Facebook working fine
Problem is you must have friends
Sorry, paperchase
Problem is you must have friends
Sorry, paperchase
Posted by: superloads
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 10:22 AM
Brandon links Facebook
To see if anyone cares
No one gives a fuck
To see if anyone cares
No one gives a fuck
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 12:09 PM
Globetrotting Iron
Satisfies many women
'Loads patches his socks
Satisfies many women
'Loads patches his socks
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 12:11 PM
Bottle depot open
'Loads greeted with, "Welcome back!"
Dimestore hero?....not.
'Loads greeted with, "Welcome back!"
Dimestore hero?....not.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 12:12 PM
'Loads goes to blood bank
"I'm broke! Please drain my main vein."
Nurse can't locate it
"I'm broke! Please drain my main vein."
Nurse can't locate it
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 12:14 PM
'Loads, what a moron!
Tried to put on scuba gear
For dumpster diving
Tried to put on scuba gear
For dumpster diving
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 12:16 PM
'Loads goes to pawn shop
"Can I rent some hardcore flicks?"
"Please leave our store, sir."
"Can I rent some hardcore flicks?"
"Please leave our store, sir."
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 12:18 PM
'Loads asks, "What's Facebook?"
Technology a mystery
Face never in book
Technology a mystery
Face never in book
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 12:19 PM
Poor 'Loads big dummy
Never learned to read or write
Pounds keyboard like chimp
Never learned to read or write
Pounds keyboard like chimp
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 12:20 PM
Planet of the Apes
Had lots more intelligence
Than butt-scratching 'Loads
Had lots more intelligence
Than butt-scratching 'Loads
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 12:45 PM
Has Bitch Tits been boxed into this thread?? That would be good.
Posted by: superloads
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 04:00 PM
I'm going outside the Haiku format just to post this:
"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy
"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 07:08 PM
Big mouth bass opens
Its big fat mouth but nada
Comes out that makes sense
Its big fat mouth but nada
Comes out that makes sense
Posted by: Ron Mexico
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 11:10 PM
Brandy Irons herp,
They think X-P-T likes them,
Both are total scum.
They think X-P-T likes them,
Both are total scum.
Posted by: Ron Mexico
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/15/11 11:11 PM
Porn mopes are so dumb,
The world will never find them.
They already have.
The world will never find them.
They already have.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/16/11 11:45 AM
Ola, Senor Ron!
We must build a large, tall fence
Around XPT
We must build a large, tall fence
Around XPT
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/16/11 01:15 PM
Ironman on fire,
Viva La Canadia!
Mexico-zero..
Viva La Canadia!
Mexico-zero..
Posted by: Ron Mexico
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/16/11 08:19 PM
You know what I just noticed, Brandon Irons posted 5 or 6 of these 1 minute apart. Indicating that he wrote them in advance.
Way to go, dumbass. You spend half your waking hours posting here, and the other half thinking of things to post here.
Way to go, dumbass. You spend half your waking hours posting here, and the other half thinking of things to post here.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/16/11 11:03 PM
It's really not all that tough to write a haiku. I mean, c'mon. 5-7-5.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/17/11 09:16 AM
Which , I suppose , is why this shit has gone on for 41 pages !
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/17/11 09:30 AM
S-s-shhhhh!! Ron is thinking of a 575 line haiku.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/17/11 10:10 AM
Chastity Bono
Is more of a man than 'Loads
Ron Mexico, too
Is more of a man than 'Loads
Ron Mexico, too
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/17/11 10:12 AM
Sonny and Charin
New hot Hollywood couple
Bone that Bono's bones!
New hot Hollywood couple
Bone that Bono's bones!
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/17/11 10:37 AM
'Loads likes playing sports
Soccer....the beautiful game
He heard "gay" and joined
Soccer....the beautiful game
He heard "gay" and joined
Posted by: charin
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/17/11 11:08 AM
Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Sonny and Charin
New hot Hollywood couple
Bone that Bono's bones!
New hot Hollywood couple
Bone that Bono's bones!
Sun Hee and charin
GI and Korean whore
Thirty years ago
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/17/11 12:58 PM
Can Conq margin rape this thread?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/17/11 02:52 PM
Follow the haiku rules, shitbrick.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/17/11 08:41 PM
I'm not playing your reindeer games. This thread sucks. Half the page views are people that click on the last reply, so they don't have to see the red numbers.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/17/11 09:15 PM
Well, they aren't interested in your posts. Please stop.
Posted by: superloads
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/18/11 12:02 AM
Haiku thread does suck
Because we're posting about
Brandon and Ryan
Because we're posting about
Brandon and Ryan
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/18/11 08:04 AM
Shit gotta rhyme. You can't take a writing style from people that write in symbols. It doesn't translate to the masses.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/18/11 11:08 AM
Do you think the Bible was written in English? I'm having Shelley Lubben call you for edumacation.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/18/11 11:13 AM
Wouldn't know, I only read non fiction.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/19/11 11:20 AM
Oh please Jerkuleeze
Pick up Haikus for Dummies
A fantastic read
Pick up Haikus for Dummies
A fantastic read
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: The awesome Ryan Knox thread about Ryan Knox awesomeness - 08/19/11 11:32 AM
Ryan slams the Jerk!
Taken to the mat and pinned
Jerkules withers, dies
Taken to the mat and pinned
Jerkules withers, dies
Posted by: Nathanial Mayweather
Re:Kill Youself Jurk - 03/18/12 10:13 PM
This long Thread is Dead
Darkening evil shakes
Proof Boringyo sucks
Darkening evil shakes
Proof Boringyo sucks
Posted by: Bornyo
Re:Kill Youself Jurk - 03/18/12 10:24 PM
Hey E.Y., we need a second opinion here please. This young man appears to be upset about something.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re:Kill Youself Jurk - 03/19/12 12:25 AM
Gaddamit son. You complain about XPT sucking balls, and you gotta bump the shittiest thread ever? That aint cool. If it sparks new interest in lame poetry, you DO deserve to be banned.
There I was, all happy with a mention, and when I clicked and saw what thread it was in, I got the same feeling I would if I found a cock on an Asian massage girl.
No bueno kid.
There I was, all happy with a mention, and when I clicked and saw what thread it was in, I got the same feeling I would if I found a cock on an Asian massage girl.
No bueno kid.
Posted by: Steezo
Re:Kill Youself Jurk - 03/19/12 12:37 AM
I can never remember what exactly makes something a haiku or not. I only use the expression when I'm talking to someone and they start to stammer or forget a word and have to take pause. Afterwards, asking, "Was that a fucking Haiku???" always goes over really well.
Posted by: cqd
Re:Kill Youself Jurk - 03/19/12 01:34 AM
5
7
5
EDIT: and ought to be nature related. Like people are fair game but writing about your bitchin' car would be stupid.
Other Edit: The 5 7 5 structure is syllables.
7
5
EDIT: and ought to be nature related. Like people are fair game but writing about your bitchin' car would be stupid.
Other Edit: The 5 7 5 structure is syllables.
Posted by: fartz
Re:Kill Youself Jurk - 03/19/12 12:24 PM
To be more definite, they're supposed to relate nature to human emotion, or at least so I thought.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re:Kill Youself Jurk - 03/19/12 12:29 PM
Haiku suck. This thread sucks. Nate sucks for bumping the thing.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re:Kill Youself Jurk - 03/19/12 04:38 PM
Who started this stupid shit again ???? [I'm not looking]
Posted by: Anonymous
Re:Kill Youself Jurk - 03/19/12 05:00 PM
Someone who hasn't posted in a long time.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re:Kill Youself Jurk - 03/19/12 07:28 PM
Ha without even looking I know that answer !
Posted by: charin
Re:Kill Youself Jurk - 11/28/12 03:18 PM
The Google Spider
Was looking upon this thread
"Limp dick" directed?
Was looking upon this thread
"Limp dick" directed?
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re:Kill Youself Jurk - 11/28/12 05:30 PM
Jerkules is cool and always cordial to me. Now if the title were Kill Yourself Coke, I would bump it myself.
Posted by: charin
Re:Ryan Knox Haikus - 11/28/12 05:54 PM
Title of this thread
Was Ryan Knox Haikus, so
I changed it again
Was Ryan Knox Haikus, so
I changed it again
Posted by: Jerkules
Re:Ryan Knox Haikus - 11/28/12 09:24 PM
You know, it has been so long since I saw this, I went back a page looking to see what Cqd had to say bad about me. I actually smiled to see that it was Pissant Nate Stevenson.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re:Ryan Knox Haikus - 11/29/12 07:39 AM
WEHT Cqd?
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re:Ryan Knox Haikus - 11/29/12 10:52 AM
What's wrong with Charin?
Is it that time of the month?
Does she need a hug?
Is it that time of the month?
Does she need a hug?
Posted by: charin
Re:Ryan Knox Haikus - 11/29/12 11:09 AM
Soon as I posted
I figured it would flush out
Mr. Floppy Cock
I figured it would flush out
Mr. Floppy Cock
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re:Ryan Knox Haikus - 11/29/12 12:39 PM
Heard it all before
Greater men have tried and failed
Be my baby wipe?
Greater men have tried and failed
Be my baby wipe?
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re:Ryan Knox Haikus - 11/30/12 07:10 AM
Tom Dong bit the dust
Jack Venice is doing life
Ryan Knox posts here
Jack Venice is doing life
Ryan Knox posts here
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re:Ryan Knox Haikus - 11/30/12 02:15 PM
Someone should start writing Jack.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re:Ryan Knox Haikus - 11/30/12 03:38 PM
Isn't he incarcerated up their in your neck of the woods? I do believe that Jack is now a Washingtonian, and I don't mean DC. That means you are elected.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re:Ryan Knox Haikus - 11/30/12 09:00 PM
Yeah. About 150 miles away. Why me? I'd figure the furthest away would be safest. I'd best get on it before they start shipping the kids from Gitmo to our pen.
Posted by: oralperv
Re:Ryan Knox Haikus - 12/04/12 03:56 PM
Who is Ryan Knox ?
What is a Haiku about ?
is one in his ass ?
What is a Haiku about ?
is one in his ass ?
Posted by: Jerkules
Re:Ryan Knox Haikus - 12/04/12 04:23 PM
Haku > Haiku
(has this been done before?)
(has this been done before?)