Trolls
Posted by: k1ng
Trolls - 07/25/08 01:46 AM
I've made posts about this before, but concentrating it in one thread will help me follow along since I drink too much.
There are a few posters, with all due respect, that I refuse to believe to be real people. Ultimate trolls, if you will, that bait people into responding about silly topics.
1.ben - he was called out long before I ever suspected him as a troll by Random I think, but I forget. However, I agree, can't be real. There's no way, I refuse to believe he exists.
2.Alex Panzer - It's been at least a year, maybe two or three (alcohol) since that fateful evening that Bornyo fired up a group aol chat where I was introduced to Alex Panzer. Back then he was an ADT exclusive only and even though he's been reg'ed here LONG before I showed up I assumed he was legit. However, if there is a God, please let me know that the enema/ass raping chamber illustration designer/feces fascination/ shtick is a monumental troll. Please, for the safety of all women that must shower after reading any of his posts, let him be a troll.
3.Darrah - I don't work in porn. I don't know anything about porn. I don't even watch porn. But......I plan on writing a blog about porn and am looking forward to your support and considered comments. Crossing fingers that this is a troll because I refuse to believe someone so dull, dense, naive, etc. exists.
4.add troll accusation when necessary
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Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Trolls - 07/25/08 05:30 AM
5. moblem - There's no way this guy's real. Even when we bust his balls he spits out the same shit over and over again.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Trolls - 07/25/08 05:35 AM
Ben's clearly somebody's alt, but I find him somewhat amusing. The other two, however, are too well established elsewhere to be trolls no matter how bad they are.
I'll add Ceramic God Product to the list. LoCG redux.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Trolls - 07/25/08 06:24 AM
Care Less/ Sasha Mutt
Posted by: 3SB
Re: Trolls - 07/25/08 08:21 AM
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2.Alex Panzer - It's been at least a year, maybe two or three (alcohol) since that fateful evening that Bornyo fired up a group aol chat where I was introduced to Alex Panzer. Back then he was an ADT exclusive only and even though he's been reg'ed here LONG before I showed up I assumed he was legit. However, if there is a God, please let me know that the enema/ass raping chamber illustration designer/feces fascination/ shtick is a monumental troll. Please, for the safety of all women that must shower after reading any of his posts, let him be a troll.
Alex is not a troll. Alex began posting at ADT several years ago when he was 17. They found out he was 17, only after he was older and began bragging about it. He was deactivated for a while, but came back more deranged than ever. He finally got deactivated again more recently, and since then his posting has picked up here. I am not sure exactly what he did to be deactivated, other than annoy certain people with his constant talk of who needed enemas and such.
I have yapped with him now and then, and I think maybe Skronker has met him in person (?). He is what he is.
Hi Alex [waves]
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2.Alex Panzer - It's been at least a year, maybe two or three (alcohol) since that fateful evening that Bornyo fired up a group aol chat where I was introduced to Alex Panzer. Back then he was an ADT exclusive only and even though he's been reg'ed here LONG before I showed up I assumed he was legit. However, if there is a God, please let me know that the enema/ass raping chamber illustration designer/feces fascination/ shtick is a monumental troll. Please, for the safety of all women that must shower after reading any of his posts, let him be a troll.
Alex is not a troll. Alex began posting at ADT several years ago when he was 17. They found out he was 17, only after he was older and began bragging about it. He was deactivated for a while, but came back more deranged than ever. He finally got deactivated again more recently, and since then his posting has picked up here. I am not sure exactly what he did to be deactivated, other than annoy certain people with his constant talk of who needed enemas and such.
I have yapped with him now and then, and I think maybe Skronker has met him in person (?). He is what he is.
Hi Alex [waves]
He said something derogatory about gays. They should be shot or they deserve no rights something along those lines. Not only did Staph deactivate him but she deleted the particular posts he made. I asked (tongue firmly in cheek) how would I know what not to say if said posts were deleted and she gave some gay answer about holding my hand all the time.
Posted by: Bad Habit
Re: Trolls - 07/25/08 06:02 PM
^^ Typical homophobe. Has a queer preoccupation with anal sex yet is queer-hater. Just admit it to yourself, Dimitri, and come out of the closet, you'll be a happier, healthier person for it.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Trolls - 07/25/08 09:05 PM
I'd like to nominate myself and Heidi Fleiss.
Me for obvious reasons which aren't clear right now.
And Heidi for being addicted to Crystal
Methane.
HBO got HBpwned.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Trolls - 07/25/08 09:22 PM
Y'know, the fact that Panzer is real is all the more disturbing. I'd much rather he was actually a troll.
I actually find him more disturbing than S&@$tt. At least the Brazilian is thousands of miles away. This piece of shit is in the same county as me.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Trolls - 07/25/08 09:31 PM
Color me trolled.
I believe Ilix Glanzer is real.
Of course I may be trolling Glanzers troll. Y'all see how this works now?.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Trolls - 07/26/08 09:19 PM
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i actually have been raped before, and it really wasn't that big a deal.
in all fairness, it was not a particularly violent rape, so i just kind of took it as a learning experience not to continue to do really, really stupid shit like be fourteen and get so piss drunk that i couldn't spend the night at my friend's house as planned, and instead trust my male second cousin to 'take care of me' for the evening. it turns out that a horny teenage male will often decide he's going to fuck you even if you've sat next to each other at the kid table at grandma's thanksgiving dinner for the last fourteen years. at least his friend, who was also there that night, didn't participate in the fucking other than helping to hold me down.
True or not.. This is how you troll a forum.
:iftherewasasmileyforownage: 
Posted by: big moose
Re: Trolls - 07/26/08 09:32 PM
YES! 
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: Trolls - 07/27/08 11:40 AM
Where should I start? Let's start with ADT. Yeah, I joined ADT when I was 17 but I never bragged about it. I think that they had a "how old are you" thread and I just replied there about my age (which at that time was legal by the standards). So someone pretty much calculated and pointed out that I was 17 before and the ADT command decided to block me for legal reason, this is what someone from the ADT forums told me.
A lot of people probably have this idea of me as a fat guy who sits around all day in the mom's basement, eats Hot Pockets, watches enema porn and doodles enema dungeon designs. But the reality is pretty much different. Before, when I joined ADT I had a lot of free time: I passed the GED test but the processing office messed up the paperwork and I received the actual paper 6 months later. During this time I had nothing to do, so I sat home and posted away. Then I joined college and also had part-time job working for a local Staples store selling printers and stuff. Right now I am pretty much busy with my full-time job and part-time school, and I also started to go to the gym seriously - 5 days a week + a food diet.
Education is very important for me because I gotta have a great job that pays well enough so I can live and fund my sideprojects. So far I have an Associate's Degree(applied science), 2 certificates and I am pretty much done with my 3rd certificate program and also working towards my Bachelor's Degree(science). In a couple of months my work experience will be 2 and 1/2 years so I will be looking towards a new job. I also have 1 and 1/2 years of internship experience with 2 different companies. I also plan to achieve the 200 lbs mark soon.
Theres also a number of side projects that I am working on when I have free time. Projects like enema train and secret forrest hideout, as well as the "Moscow House", some of you might know the Moscow House idea if you talked with me thru the AOL/AIM, I mentioned it to couple of people. But the sideprojects that have the top-most priority of mine right now are branding. I did some serious thinking and I decided that branding is a good direction to go, so I am working on a couple of brands that I strongly believ in and eventually want to realize them as things permit me to.
Well, that's about it I guess. I gotta go and take a dump now and go to the gym.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Trolls - 07/27/08 08:00 PM
No one cares faggot. Jump in front of a bus and have your gay uncle forward your obit to AWOP.
What is scary is that I actually think Alex is intelligent enough and will one day be wealthy enough to realise all of his dream projects.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Trolls - 07/28/08 07:05 AM
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What is scary is that I actually think Alex is determined enough and will one day steal enough to realise all of his dream projects.
Fixed.
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Trolls - 07/28/08 11:49 AM
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Trolls - 07/28/08 12:45 PM
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i'm throwing you guys batting practice here-let's see some good swings
I am banned for life, not for the concrete lawn concept, but some other post I made last year in a garden web thread (you started) about vandalized mailboxes, and how I booby trapped mine when I found out it was a 13 year old "Vandal-of-Color" tagging my mailbox, and I bribed the local law enforcement to make it look like the explosion that blew the young Nig...African-American vandal's hand off was a total freak accident. They found the post unsettling and threatened me with "legal action"...
Maybe I'll borrow my niece's laptop for a minute, Mushrooms and Dominican Children is too hearty a meal to pass up.
How've you been James?
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Trolls - 07/28/08 12:56 PM
I took a cut at it.
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Trolls - 07/28/08 01:52 PM
nice! burglar, i'm betting you can use your computer by now.
Posted by: 6655321
Re: Trolls - 07/28/08 02:15 PM
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I took a cut at it.
fuckin lol
Posted by: Gigi
Re: Trolls - 07/28/08 03:05 PM
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I am banned for life, not for the concrete lawn concept, but some other post I made last year in a garden web thread (you started) about vandalized mailboxes, and how I booby trapped mine when I found out it was a 13 year old "Vandal-of-Color" tagging my mailbox, and I bribed the local law enforcement to make it look like the explosion that blew the young Nig...African-American vandal's hand off was a total freak accident. They found the post unsettling and threatened me with "legal action"...
omg, funniest thing ever
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Trolls - 07/28/08 03:30 PM
This won't last, so here is the post and my reply as well as the first innocent response.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Trolls - 07/28/08 03:49 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: Trolls - 07/29/08 08:53 PM
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3.Darrah
told you so
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Trolls - 07/30/08 04:32 AM
I dunno, man. Seven months of blogging, posting on Lib and intraweb flirting with Germy Steal? that's a helluva lot of work to put into a troll.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: Trolls - 07/30/08 05:11 PM
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I dunno, man. Seven months of blogging, posting on Lib and intraweb flirting with Germy Steal? that's a helluva lot of work to put into a troll.
You forgot my cam time with Luke. 
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Trolls - 07/30/08 05:17 PM
Darrah, please undertake some serious research into the
following subject. Read it, absorb it and reflect on it. Then, reflect some more and try to learn a lesson. Good luck!
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Trolls - 07/30/08 05:17 PM
Everyone is trying to forget you so just fuck off and ease on down the road back to ADT bitch. Oh that's right they hate you there too.
Posted by: loopnode
Re: Trolls - 07/30/08 07:45 PM
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1.ben - he was called out long before I ever suspected him as a troll by Random I think, but I forget. However, I agree, can't be real. There's no way, I refuse to believe he exists.
I like ben. I'd hate to think he's a troll, but if he is then I'd like to know about pretty. I find her fcsking annoying.
Posted by: Fenris
Re: Trolls - 07/30/08 07:59 PM
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I'd like to nominate myself and Heidi Fleiss.
Me for obvious reasons which aren't clear right now.
And Heidi for being addicted to Crystal Methane.
HBO got HBpwned.
Nice try. I used to think you were a troll, then I went back and reread some of your posts. You're clearly a performance artist, and a very talented one at that.
Why you're wasting your time here I have no idea, unless you're still refining your act for the nightclub circuit or possibly for burning man. Whatever it is, you're fucking brilliant.
/applause
Posted by: k1ng
Re: Trolls - 07/30/08 10:37 PM
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Trolls - 07/31/08 03:21 PM
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I'd like to nominate myself and Heidi Fleiss.
Me for obvious reasons which aren't clear right now.
And Heidi for being addicted to Crystal Methane.
HBO got HBpwned.
Nice try. I used to think you were a troll, then I went back and reread some of your posts. You're clearly a performance artist, and a very talented one at that.
Why you're wasting your time here I have no idea, unless you're still refining your act for the nightclub circuit or possibly for burning man. Whatever it is, you're fucking brilliant.
/applause
This means nothing to me until you sign it...
Posted by: Willie D
Re: Trolls - 07/31/08 08:26 PM
The best troll ids used on XPT were:
hsteele (aka Smiling Arab)
PenisPumpCharly (aka Chickenmaster)
Terry Schiavo (aka Coochie Monster)
Monseiur (aka Brandon Irons)
the 37 different iterations of Applesaucer
Charles Barkley (aka
)
ivy league slut (aka fake Ines Cudna)
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Trolls - 08/01/08 04:12 PM
Chicky for the win..
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: Trolls - 08/01/08 06:35 PM
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Trolls - 08/01/08 06:50 PM
Nice article bluecipher. I realize jamesn and I hijacked the thread, but
gardenweb censored the thread
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Trolls - 08/01/08 07:22 PM
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Nice article bluecipher. I realize jamesn and I hijacked the thread, but gardenweb censored the thread
The thread was censored because of /b/ type responses.
You and James killed. Everything else was /b/tard and that only reinforces the fail that article will bring.
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Trolls - 08/13/09 12:35 PM
Alex Pazner wrote:
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A lot of people probably have this idea of me as a fat guy who sits around all day in the mom's basement, eats Hot Pockets, watches enema porn and doodles enema dungeon designs. But the reality is pretty much different.
you fucking dullard. better not reproduce or the years of happyhanding they'll suffer will end up in one of them putting three slugs in you before turning it on themselves.
Oh my. I've made posts about this before, but I can't ever concentrate on just one thread since I drink too much and overpost.
I was thinking about bumping it but couldn't remember anything. Now that it's been bumped, I'm not wearing any underwear, Monkey's not going to be happy about this.
P.S. I had never touched a hot pocket in my entire life until I kept having to scroll through giant pics of them here. I was brainwashed. Fuck you panzer, I binge n purge because of you!
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: Trolls - 08/13/09 07:36 PM
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Oh my. I've made posts about this before, but I can't ever concentrate on just one thread since I drink too much and overpost.
I was thinking about bumping it but couldn't remember anything. Now that it's been bumped, I'm not wearing any underwear, Monkey's not going to be happy about this.
P.S. I had never touched a hot pocket in my entire life until I kept having to scroll through giant pics of them here. I was brainwashed. Fuck you panzer, I binge n purge because of you!
Hahahaha
By the way, you owe me a gift.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Trolls - 08/13/09 07:45 PM
Panzer... you bowel grown, hemorrhoid suckled, bitch titted, hairy sack of shit. Hows the dismal existence you call a life going this week? I only ask because I think you're a dirty faggot and hope you realize that the stink that eminates from under your manboobs is as close to pussy as you'll ever be.
Suck it up, sunshine.
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By the way, you owe me a gift.
Fine. I'll ask Jigaloo if has any extra rope laying around his backyard... /troll
Hey LouCypher, how's it going!?
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Trolls - 08/13/09 07:56 PM
I like you for you... that's how it's going.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: Trolls - 08/13/09 08:30 PM
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Panzer... you bowel grown, hemorrhoid suckled, bitch titted, hairy sack of shit. Hows the dismal existence you call a life going this week? I only ask because I think you're a dirty faggot and hope you realize that the stink that eminates from under your manboobs is as close to pussy as you'll ever be.
Suck it up, sunshine.
Tell that to your turdling son, he will thank you for it.
Posted by: Bishop
Re: Trolls - 08/14/09 10:59 AM
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Panzer... you bowel grown, hemorrhoid suckled, bitch titted, hairy sack of shit. Hows the dismal existence you call a life going this week? I only ask because I think you're a dirty faggot and hope you realize that the stink that eminates from under your manboobs is as close to pussy as you'll ever be.
Suck it up, sunshine.
Hey Lou,don't hold back.. Tell him how you really feel... 
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Trolls - 08/14/09 06:03 PM
The funny thing about shitfreak hating on my kid is that in 2 years when he's 15 I'll be able to full on threaten bitchmeat with my offspring and for all intents and purposes.. the threat will be real. It will just be a matter of logistics. heh
I'm only 5'1...
but I think could kick Panzer's ass. I'd pinch his tit reeeally hard, kick him in the junk full force, then, when he's down.... I'd punch and elbow him on the top of his head, roundhouse kick or two to the face, again, then pull his hair...
Just kidding.
Posted by: cqd
Re: Trolls - 08/14/09 06:49 PM
I think you should just grab him by the balls and scream "asshole!" into his face till he cries like the scared little girl that he is.
^^
bitch titted seems to get the job done too!!
as far as xpt trolls go there is electro and then the rest. She has even managed to annoy me with her need to draw the attention of the board towards herself in every single thread ever posted during her time on the board, goodness me.
(I feel better)
I read somewhere Smelly Monkey was the biggest attention whore on XPT and that 2cit was teh king of trolls. But I guess now I am. I also read that gypnod and Michelle Obama were the most beautiful girls in the world.
How do you feel now?
Posted by: Fenris
Re: Trolls - 08/14/09 09:47 PM
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as far as xpt trolls go there is electro and then the rest. She has even managed to annoy me with her need to draw the attention of the board towards herself in every single thread ever posted during her time on the board, goodness me.
(I feel better)
Gotta call a big nope on that one. I'm fairly easy to rile up, but for some reason Electro doesn't even come close to pushing any of my buttons. She's amusing enough that I like her to an extent.
Before you start flinging insults about brain damage, keep in mind this is my eighth year working in a call center. My pain tolerance is a little higher than most. (And sadly, after eight years the Brain damage insults are probably just facts by now...)
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I read somewhere Smelly Monkey was the biggest attention whore on XPT and that 2cit was teh king of trolls. But I guess now I am. I also read that gypnod and Michelle Obama were the most beautiful girls in the world.
How do you feel now?
Ohh I am an attention whore but there are moments to push and others to lay back, if you could understand and apply that logic you'd be a better poster, wife and mother im sure, then again im only 1 of those three things but the one that I am I happen to be fucking amazing in/at, less is more my german magenta friend.
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Gotta call a big nope on that one. I'm fairly easy to rile up, but for some reason Electro doesn't even come close to pushing any of my buttons. She's amusing enough that I like her to an extent.
Before you start flinging insults about brain damage, keep in mind this is my eighth year working in a call center. My pain tolerance is a little higher than most. (And sadly, after eight years the Brain damage insults are probably just facts by now...)
To each their own, I wouldnt want to ban electro because I hate her, I just wish she wouldnt derail every single thread that pops up here, if she feels the need to post in every thread at least try to keep it within the point of the topic or at least a random attack of a person or their opinion within it 
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: Trolls - 08/15/09 11:58 AM
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I'm only 5'1... but I think could kick Panzer's ass. I'd pinch his tit reeeally hard, kick him in the junk full force, then, when he's down.... I'd punch and elbow him on the top of his head, roundhouse kick or two to the face, again, then pull his hair...
Just kidding.
I step on you.
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I'm only 5'1... but I think could kick Panzer's ass. I'd pinch his tit reeeally hard, kick him in the junk full force, then, when he's down.... I'd punch and elbow him on the top of his head, roundhouse kick or two to the face, again, then pull his hair...
Just kidding.
He'd just take a huge dump on you....but then maybe you're into that shit. pun intended.
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Trolls - 08/15/09 08:56 PM
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The funny thing about shitfreak hating on my kid is that in 2 years when he's 15 I'll be able to full on threaten bitchmeat with my offspring and for all intents and purposes.. the threat will be real. It will just be a matter of logistics. heh
why wait- stick him in a tub, jumper cables on his tits and one of those army hand crank generators- the amount of voltage they kick out is absurd. when you defibrillate him he'll thrash around like a shark after meat, churning water all over the floor as he struggles to get a hold of something. the bizarre rising sound he'll make is normal.
if tub hero is still hanging on after a few hours and your boarding time at JFK starts creeping up, then a 9k-volt cattle prod rammed into the water will blast him right through the fucking wall. god thanks you in advance.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Trolls - 08/15/09 09:17 PM
You don't get it... shit happens on my schedule.
My kid and I will catch the Amtrak to Nyc for a hockey game.
Most likely the Devils or Bruins will be in town, maybe Sidney.
I'll give shit-tits a few weeks warning to show up when and where and I'll even consider paying the car service an extra 50 to take Panzy to the emergency room holding his lower mandible in his hands.
My kid gets Science class/Social studies credit and above all a distinct understanding of why you shouldn't mouth off above your ability.
In this scenario Panzer suddenly becomes an ant farm and that's a compliment to him because ants don't wreak of shit.
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I'm only 5'1... but I think could kick Panzer's ass. I'd pinch his tit reeeally hard, kick him in the junk full force, then, when he's down.... I'd punch and elbow him on the top of his head, roundhouse kick or two to the face, again, then pull his hair...
Just kidding.
I step on you.
Ohhh yeeaaah??? Well I'm gonna kill ya, before ya die, Bitch tits. 
Hey backdoorman, how's it going?!~ *bighug!*
Posted by: Gunker
Re: Trolls - 08/15/09 09:35 PM
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Education is very important for me because I gotta have a great job that pays well enough so I can live and fund my sideprojects. So far I have an Associate's Degree(applied science), 2 certificates and I am pretty much done with my 3rd certificate program and also working towards my Bachelor's Degree(science). In a couple of months my work experience will be 2 and 1/2 years so I will be looking towards a new job. I also have 1 and 1/2 years of internship experience with 2 different companies. I also plan to achieve the 200 lbs mark soon.
Panzie = Coke.
XPT problem solved.
Good night and good luck.
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I'm only 5'1... but I think could kick Panzer's ass. I'd pinch his tit reeeally hard, kick him in the junk full force, then, when he's down.... I'd punch and elbow him on the top of his head, roundhouse kick or two to the face, again, then pull his hair...
Just kidding.
I step on you.
Ohhh yeeaaah??? Well I'm gonna kill ya, before ya die, Bitch tits.
Hey backdoorman, how's it going?!~ *bighug!*
I updated my status a couple of times in other threads already. Doing a little better. Thanks for axing !
Posted by: †††
Re: Trolls - 01/08/10 06:30 PM
Panzer wrote:
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Where should I start? Let's start with ADT. Yeah, I joined ADT when I was 17 but I never bragged about it. I think that they had a "how old are you" thread and I just replied there about my age (which at that time was legal by the standards). So someone pretty much calculated and pointed out that I was 17 before and the ADT command decided to block me for legal reason, this is what someone from the ADT forums told me.
A lot of people probably have this idea of me as a fat guy who sits around all day in the mom's basement, eats Hot Pockets, watches enema porn and doodles enema dungeon designs. But the reality is pretty much different. Before, when I joined ADT I had a lot of free time: I passed the GED test but the processing office messed up the paperwork and I received the actual paper 6 months later. During this time I had nothing to do, so I sat home and posted away. Then I joined college and also had part-time job working for a local Staples store selling printers and stuff. Right now I am pretty much busy with my full-time job and part-time school, and I also started to go to the gym seriously - 5 days a week + a food diet.
Education is very important for me because I gotta have a great job that pays well enough so I can live and fund my sideprojects. So far I have an Associate's Degree(applied science), 2 certificates and I am pretty much done with my 3rd certificate program and also working towards my Bachelor's Degree(science). In a couple of months my work experience will be 2 and 1/2 years so I will be looking towards a new job. I also have 1 and 1/2 years of internship experience with 2 different companies. I also plan to achieve the 200 lbs mark soon.
Theres also a number of side projects that I am working on when I have free time. Projects like enema train and secret forrest hideout, as well as the "Moscow House", some of you might know the Moscow House idea if you talked with me thru the AOL/AIM, I mentioned it to couple of people. But the sideprojects that have the top-most priority of mine right now are branding. I did some serious thinking and I decided that branding is a good direction to go, so I am working on a couple of brands that I strongly believ in and eventually want to realize them as things permit me to.
Well, that's about it I guess. I gotta go and take a dump now and go to the gym.
What is the "Moscow House"?
Are you over the 250lbs mark now?
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: Trolls - 01/08/10 08:41 PM
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Panzer wrote:
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Where should I start? Let's start with ADT. Yeah, I joined ADT when I was 17 but I never bragged about it. I think that they had a "how old are you" thread and I just replied there about my age (which at that time was legal by the standards). So someone pretty much calculated and pointed out that I was 17 before and the ADT command decided to block me for legal reason, this is what someone from the ADT forums told me.
A lot of people probably have this idea of me as a fat guy who sits around all day in the mom's basement, eats Hot Pockets, watches enema porn and doodles enema dungeon designs. But the reality is pretty much different. Before, when I joined ADT I had a lot of free time: I passed the GED test but the processing office messed up the paperwork and I received the actual paper 6 months later. During this time I had nothing to do, so I sat home and posted away. Then I joined college and also had part-time job working for a local Staples store selling printers and stuff. Right now I am pretty much busy with my full-time job and part-time school, and I also started to go to the gym seriously - 5 days a week + a food diet.
Education is very important for me because I gotta have a great job that pays well enough so I can live and fund my sideprojects. So far I have an Associate's Degree(applied science), 2 certificates and I am pretty much done with my 3rd certificate program and also working towards my Bachelor's Degree(science). In a couple of months my work experience will be 2 and 1/2 years so I will be looking towards a new job. I also have 1 and 1/2 years of internship experience with 2 different companies. I also plan to achieve the 200 lbs mark soon.
Theres also a number of side projects that I am working on when I have free time. Projects like enema train and secret forrest hideout, as well as the "Moscow House", some of you might know the Moscow House idea if you talked with me thru the AOL/AIM, I mentioned it to couple of people. But the sideprojects that have the top-most priority of mine right now are branding. I did some serious thinking and I decided that branding is a good direction to go, so I am working on a couple of brands that I strongly believ in and eventually want to realize them as things permit me to.
Well, that's about it I guess. I gotta go and take a dump now and go to the gym.
What is the "Moscow House"?
Are you over the 250lbs mark now?
Moscow House? I don't really remember, but I think that it is similar to Long Island House but in Moscow. I am like 245lbs, kinda on the Russel & Stover chocolate santa and pizza diet at the moment.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Trolls - 07/27/10 07:38 PM
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There are a few posters, with all due respect, that I refuse to believe to be real people. Ultimate trolls, if you will, that bait people into responding about silly topics.
2.Alex Panzer - It's been at least a year, maybe two or three (alcohol) since that fateful evening that Bornyo fired up a group aol chat where I was introduced to Alex Panzer. Back then he was an ADT exclusive only and even though he's been reg'ed here LONG before I showed up I assumed he was legit. However, if there is a God, please let me know that the enema/ass raping chamber illustration designer/feces fascination/ shtick is a monumental troll. Please, for the safety of all women that must shower after reading any of his posts, let him be a troll...
Yes, Virginia, there is a Tranny Claus.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Trolls - 11/10/12 05:21 PM
bump
