Posted by: *L*G*
Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove?
Posted by: zenman
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 02:20 PM
Oh My Dog it does look like him. Does luke have a dorky tattoo of a smiley on his shoulder blade?
Posted by: zenman
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 02:20 PM
If Luke did get a tattoo, it would be something stupid like that.
Posted by: Care Less
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 02:23 PM
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Oh My Dog it does look like him. Does luke have a dorky tattoo of a smiley on his shoulder blade?
Holly Randall might be able to answer this question.
Posted by: Kingfish
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 02:57 PM
As a good Jew, tattoos are forbidden. As a faux Jew -- like L-ke F-rd -- it is anyone's guess.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 04:05 PM
It looks a lot like Luke but its actually a french perfomer fredrick francis, he performed in 4 movies (all for skeeter) here in the states before returning home to france where hes one of the top performers there.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 06:57 PM
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It looks a lot like Luke but its actually a french perfomer fredrick francis, he performed in 4 movies (all for skeeter) here in the states before returning home to france where hes one of the top performers there.
You're making this up, right?
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 08:33 PM
I'm no fan of Luke, but I wouldn't wish Bridgette's disease-ridden twat on anyone.
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 09:49 PM
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Oh My Dog it does look like him. Does luke have a dorky tattoo of a smiley on his shoulder blade?
Holly Randall might be able to answer this question.
The only tattoo he has is "I Love Holly" across his buttcheeks.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 10:26 PM
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It looks a lot like Luke but its actually a french perfomer fredrick francis, he performed in 4 movies (all for skeeter) here in the states before returning home to france where hes one of the top performers there.
You're making this up, right?
No its true. Hes a solid performer but is more into the fetish side of porn, fatties and midgets, but theres a big market for that stuff in france.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 10:55 PM
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but theres a big market for that stuff in france.
so if, da burg, fatman, monstar, ryan knox, jeremy steal and co. travel to france, they can be the next Jennas,Teras, and Stormys there?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 11:00 PM
El G: Are you calling DaB & Monstar fatties or midgets??
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 11:02 PM
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El G: Are you calling DaB & Monstar fatties or midgets??
freaks
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 11:02 PM
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but theres a big market for that stuff in france.
so if, da burg, fatman, monstar, ryan knox, jeremy steal and co. travel to france, they can be the next Jennas,Teras, and Stormys there?
I was thinking christian x. He likes to travel and likes those kind of scenes, if he burns enough bridges here he could make quite a life for himself there and france has the best health care system in the world.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/16/08 11:47 PM
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but theres a big market for that stuff in france.
so if, da burg, fatman, monstar, ryan knox, jeremy steal and co. travel to france, they can be the next Jennas,Teras, and Stormys there?
I was thinking christian x. He likes to travel and likes those kind of scenes, if he burns enough bridges here he could make quite a life for himself there and france has the best health care system in the world.
if he still blogin........
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 05:23 AM
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...france has the best health care system in the world.
You have clearly no idea what you're talking about.
Posted by: whatever
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 08:43 AM
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Oh My Dog it does look like him. Does luke have a dorky tattoo of a smiley on his shoulder blade?
Holly Randall might be able to answer this question.
The only tattoo he has is "I Love Holly" across his buttcheeks.
why zis holly girl has no boyfriend? whatz deal? she still virgin talks looser ass tatoo of luke looser
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 08:46 AM
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why zis holly girl has no boyfriend? whatz deal? she still virgin talks looser ass tatoo of luke looser
Have you met Mr. Whip yet?
Posted by: whatever
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 09:45 AM
i makes ground beef of mr whip. if you friend of mr whip i makes gound beef you too and to feed to pig
me is tough guy. no mess with me ok?
me is tough guy. no mess with me ok?
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 10:47 AM
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i makes ground beef of mr whip. if you friend of mr whip i makes gound beef you too and to feed to pig
me is tough guy. no mess with me ok?
Um, yeah...let's just cut to the part where I call you a faggot and you retreat back to your cave, dragging your wife behind you by her hair.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 10:53 AM
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i makes ground beef of mr whip. if you friend of mr whip i makes gound beef you too and to feed to pig
me is tough guy. no mess with me ok?
Not another accent burdened alt id.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 11:30 AM
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Not another accent burdened alt id.
So far not as bad as Mr. Sparkle ... but getting there ...
Posted by: whatever
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 11:48 AM
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i makes ground beef of mr whip. if you friend of mr whip i makes gound beef you too and to feed to pig
me is tough guy. no mess with me ok?
Um, yeah...let's just cut to the part where I call you a faggot and you retreat back to your cave, dragging your wife behind you by her hair.
you insult my wife. why you do that? insult my family? you know what i do to people who do that? you wait tonight. i must work at factory now but tonight i go to internet cafe. i show you.
i'm tough guy, you mess with me your in serious trouble man.
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 01:34 PM
why zis holly girl has no boyfriend? whatz deal?
My dad asks me this weekly.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 01:40 PM
Holly what you looked on Luke when you was her girlfriend??
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 03:20 PM
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Holly what you looked on Luke when you was her girlfriend??
Do you mean "Holly what did you see in Luke when you were his girlfriend?"
I've said this before, I never considered myself his girlfriend. And what I saw was someone as lonely and fucked up as I felt.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 03:26 PM
Have you ever been outside working in subzero weather with your hands? You ever then let the tool slip and bust your knuckles against a piece of metal? That's what the post above must feel like to Luke's heart.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 03:33 PM
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And what I saw was someone as lonely and fucked up as I felt.
Did you felt like a 40 something lazy-loser-jew-wannabe?
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Luke Ford fucking Bridgette Kerkove? - 03/17/08 04:13 PM
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What I saw was someone as lonely and fucked up as I felt.
I'm guessing that's not going to be the pull-quote on Luke's Jdate.com profile.