Best Porno Acts of Violence

Posted by: Willie D

Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 10:08 AM



Write in the ones I forgot.
Posted by: zenman

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 10:26 AM

Wanker is the easy single here. You left out that he killed himself afterward.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 12:05 PM

I voted for Kara in the hopes that the shame drives her to do anal.
Posted by: Handful

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 12:39 PM

I voted for Kara in the hopes that the shame drives her to finish the job properly.


Posted by: Handful

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 12:43 PM

Exactly when did Cytherea get doused in gasoline? That sounds fun and is my second pick.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 12:45 PM

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Wanker is the easy single here. You left out that he killed himself afterward.




Agreed, the next generation of Porn must be taught that Body Count matters above all.


I suppose Ivor and Faceblaster will chirp in that we're being "unfair" and "rushing to judgement..."
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 02:25 PM

call me old fashioned, but my pick is steven "advanced sexuality" fitzgerald v. gram poonanny.
Posted by: Conky

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 02:31 PM

That wasn't really violence, Gigi, that was a lickle tiny fly man buzzing around a big friendly giant.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 02:34 PM

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That wasn't really violence, Gigi, that was a lickle tiny fly man buzzing around a big friendly giant.


comedic value matters most to me. i usually don't enjoy watching people actually beat the shit out of each other unless it ends in bloody violent anal sex. which i'm in the mood for. any takers?
Posted by: Conky

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 02:37 PM

Somewhere in America, Phlogiston is jerking his cock into a bleeding stump.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 02:37 PM

Allie Ray poisoning David Luger is a personal favorite of mine because she went on to blog about it on myspace, admitting her attempted murder for no apparent reason. classic.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 03:16 PM

And she got away with it, too. That's what truly makes it a classic.

Still, Chico's got two bodies to Allie Ray's none. The math is clear.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 03:47 PM

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I suppose Ivor and Faceblaster will chirp in that we're being "unfair" and "rushing to judgement..."




Still owe me a bottle, you ambulance chasing raincoater.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 04:05 PM

Didn't your mama teach you about counting chickens. History, facts and circumstances say he killed her.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 04:12 PM

Guess you skimmed over that line from the coroner's report. No trauma or signs of violence. Keep it up raincoater, you're 0 for 1000.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 04:26 PM

I can go around the corner to the bar and bring you half-a-dozen retired Police Sergeants who would be happy to show you twenty ways to hurt a full grown man without leaving a mark, a bruise or any trace. That's a full-grown man, not a dainty li'l thing like Haley.

Speaking of forgetting things, I like how you "forgot" to point out that your pal was booked for suspicion of Murder by the King City PD.

Oh, I think it's time you retired as a statistician, champ.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 04:32 PM

Chasey Lain getting chained to a cactus in the desert was pretty funny. That was our missing aussie brother e norm's favorite, iirc
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 04:54 PM

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I voted for Kara in the hopes that the shame drives her to finish the job properly.







That's not nice!
She's cute!

I prefer SG's plan!

Posted by: Handful

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 05:06 PM

I'm a stickler for finishing what you start.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 05:55 PM

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Speaking of forgetting things, I like how you "forgot" to point out that your pal was booked for suspicion of Murder by the King City PD.



Finding him in a room with a dead body and driving a car reported stolen, cops made their arrests. Then they dropped the murder charges.
Face it raincoater, you instsisted that he beat her to death. Once again you are dead wrong, chump. Where's your motive, Barney Fife? You keep slinging shit based on crime patterns you learned in school and while chasing ambulances. So far nothing has backed your theory that he beat her to death.
Posted by: Michelle-Aston

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 06:01 PM

"Kelly Wells' jaw broken on a Belladonna set."

You got one shot in this life, why deal with someone who didn't know what the hell they were doing?
Posted by: Dane

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 06:02 PM

Jim B knows nothing about porn other than what he reads on gossip sites. disregard anything he says as half truths and speculation
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 06:06 PM

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Where's your motive, Barney Fife?



Dude, why do you defend Wanker so aggressively? The majority of people think he was a very maladjusted, contemptible sociopath. While I don't hope anyone dies, Wanker passing without bearing children is a Darwinian step forward.

Read my thread about you porn people not really knowing each other. Then give me some basis to believe you other than: (i) I knew him on the set (ii) I once got drunk with him )iii) I once smoked weed with him.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 06:06 PM

Okay, Faceblaster, I'll say it s-l-o-w-l-y so you get it.

There are dozens of ways to beat, even kill a full grown man without leaving a mark. To say nothing of a little girl like Haley.

They did not drop the charges, because charges were not yet filed. They did jail him for suspicion for 48 hours while they investigated. As far as I'm aware, the investigation is still continuing.

Calling me names or using graemlins is not advancing your argument, or convincing anyone that Chico had nothing to do with it, if the above poll is any indication.

You'd be better served posting about Chico's contributions to society or acts of kindness.

What were those again?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 07:26 PM

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You'd be better served posting about Chico's contributions to society or acts of kindness.

What were those again?





Willie listed the most important:

He died and left no children.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 09:02 PM

Willie D, I agree completely. With the possible exception of male talent, which remains a pretty small community.
I'm not defending wanker as a person, I'm challenging Raul's certainty that wanker beat and killed Haley. It's like the Courtney killed Kurdt people...folks who "just know the truth in their hearts" no matter what the facts turn out to be.

Raul: This isn't LA Confidential. You're not James Ellroy. Enjoy your armchair.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 09:07 PM

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With the possible exception of male talent, which remains a pretty small community.
I'm not defending wanker as a person, I'm challenging Raul's certainty that wanker beat and killed Haley.




OK, just checking. I mean, you really can't defend Wanker too much, just sayin'.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 09:13 PM

Willie, start a "Best Porno Acts of Violence vers. 2.0" thread. The first version has been derailed and I don't think it has reached it's full potential.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 09:16 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 09:54 PM

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I'm not defending wanker as a person,




Bullshit, stuntcock, that's all you've been doing, with your "You don't know these people, I do" line of crap.

You just don't want to face the fact that your pal was a murderer. Well, face it. He was. get over it.

Now to get this thread back on track, King, I've never heard the whole story about Chasey Lain and the cactus. What happened?
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 10:24 PM

You've gotta know when to fold 'em, Jim.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 10:28 PM

Perhaps. I still want to know what happened with the cactus.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 10:31 PM

cactus

and here
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/22/07 10:37 PM

Thank you, sir.



Somehow, I don't think she'd have noticed.
Posted by: Conky

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/23/07 11:25 AM

I can't believe she hasn't been offered a walk on in that shitty caveman show yet.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/23/07 11:28 AM

She's not evolved enough.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/24/07 09:21 AM

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"Kelly Wells' jaw broken on a Belladonna set."






Hands down this is the winner and the fact Evil Angel tried to cover it up really proves it.
Posted by: Dr. Mordo

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/24/07 03:12 PM

Back to the poll, you left off Eva Angelina's boyfriend who offed himself because his whore girlfriend was so sore from fucking giant black dicks that she wouldn't fuck him anymore.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Best Porno Acts of Violence - 10/24/07 03:24 PM

I am going to stretch the field here and say either any Erik Ever-tard anal scene prior to 2 years ago, or one of Kyoto's XPT posts from 2 to 3 years ago....in particular who was the chick who had her ass ripped open by the cave demon Evertard? This is what always made me fear for Mia Rose's wellbeing whenever she spoke of the "Chemistry" that she felt existed betwixt her and "Air-ICK Always-tard."