gardenweb, anyone?

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/26/07 06:03 PM

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Strawberries contain a range of nutrients, with vitamin C heading the group. They also contain significant levels of phytonutrients and antioxidants, which fight free radicals.

Bananas are rich in vitamin B6 and they are a good source of fiber, vitamin C, magnesium and potassium. Lack of B6 in a diet can cause weakness, irritability and insomnia. The potassium found in bananas helps to regulate blood pressure and may reduce the risk of high blood pressure and stroke. Potassium is also essential for helping muscles to contract properly during exercise and reduces cramping up.

If teachers taught like Holly just explained, more students would finish their education and not dropout of high school.

Posted by: Gunker

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/26/07 06:34 PM

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[perhaps if Holly could organise some pictures of various other hotties holding other healthy foods, she could singlehandedly change America's eating habits and ward off the growing obesity epidemic.

Future movie titles:

Produce Aisle Gangbang
Community Garden Sluts
Hoeing and Weeding
Organic Bukkake
Lettuce Fuck

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/26/07 06:48 PM

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there will be if you register and start posting. it's not some exclusive club or something, trolling there works better the more people from here jump in the mix.

I have registered as VinVin and expressed my sorrow over the tragic turn of events.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/26/07 07:11 PM

it's a pleasure to have you on board! really, the more the merrier when it comes to fucking with garden-club housewives.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/26/07 07:12 PM

* Posted by ronalawn82 z9FL (toulsa@juno.com) on
Sat, May 26, 07 at 18:50

Ladies and Gentlemen, what can be done to prevent the offensive comments by 'da burglar'? He has done it here and on the lawn care forum... something about a concrete lawn. The crispest, most concise comment that I have heard about the American Way states, "You have a right to swing your fist but it stops right where my nose begins" * Posted by bpgreen 5UT (My Page) on
Sat, May 26, 07 at 22:11

"Ladies and Gentlemen, what can be done to prevent the offensive comments"

There's a link at the bottom of each page that says "Contact Us" and one of the options on that is to report abuse of the forums.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/26/07 07:17 PM

* Posted by coopcarcam (My Page) on
Sat, May 26, 07 at 16:23

I hope you are crippled and I hope you do get a concrete slab lawn and I hope it rains and I hope you slide into the road and I hope you get hit by a mail truck and I hope it makes you realize that you are not funny.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/26/07 09:53 PM

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* Posted by coopcarcam (My Page) on
Sat, May 26, 07 at 16:23

I hope you are crippled and I hope you do get a concrete slab lawn and I hope it rains and I hope you slide into the road and I hope you get hit by a mail truck and I hope it makes you realize that you are not funny.

I cant stop laughing...

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/27/07 03:58 AM

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Bananas are rich in vitamin B6 and they are a good source of fiber, vitamin C, magnesium and potassium. Lack of B6 in a diet can cause weakness, irritability and insomnia. The potassium found in bananas helps to regulate blood pressure and may reduce the risk of high blood pressure and stroke. Potassium is also essential for helping muscles to contract properly during exercise and reduces cramping up.

I am so going to eat a banana today...

Good stuff, Holly...showing hot chicks with healthy foodstuffs will undoubtedly serve to balance out your karma for all of those decidedly less health-conscious smoking fetish shoots!

Posted by: Handful

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/27/07 06:30 AM

I just posted this gardening thread over there to see what kind of responses it'll get. Judging by some of Da Burglar's feedback comments, it would seem that these guys are not as tolerant as they once were.

Posted by: SassySorrelFilly

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/27/07 06:13 PM

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* Posted by coopcarcam (My Page) on
Sat, May 26, 07 at 16:23

I hope you are crippled and I hope you do get a concrete slab lawn and I hope it rains and I hope you slide into the road and I hope you get hit by a mail truck and I hope it makes you realize that you are not funny.

I almost pissed myself laughing at this! The whole concrete lawn thread is hysterical!

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/28/07 03:52 AM

I think of james like a brother but this is why I have subconsciously avoided meeting up with him for lunch or drinks or whatever....god knows what trouble we will get into together....

Meanwhile more guffaws:

"There's a slight possibility that da_burglar is really a wealthy 39 year old who gives people 2nd degree burns with makeshift flamethrowers for being black and walking on his lawn, then bribes a policeman with $50 to bury the case. There's also a slight chance that this wealthy crippled 39 year old can't figure out how to use his wheelchair on a driveway and has never heard that stealing mail is a federal offense"

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/28/07 06:09 AM

That guy didn't even read your post Burg. You didn't torch the kid because he was black, you did it because he was break dancing on your flowers. The kid being black was just a bonus and an easy way for you to bribe the sheriff.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/28/07 09:01 AM

awesome. gardenweb tomfoolery is always good stuff, but I need to shake off this wicked hangover before I can even consider joining the fun. feels like it took me over 10 mins. just to compose this post.

Posted by: Conky

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/28/07 09:04 AM

They've deleted the lawn murder thread.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/28/07 05:44 PM

shit, both threads are gone now

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 05/29/07 02:43 AM

I think I'll have my lawyer send a threatening letter describing my emotional hurt at being doubted or questioned on my "crippledness" and threaten to report them to the justice department for discrimination...My home IP is locked out so i cant do it in a thread. Yeeesh these people take there Soil seriously eh?

Posted by: Bornyo

Soccer Moms like to party, too. - 06/03/07 10:27 AM

I've been away and hate I missed the gardenweb fun, but I went back to the Youth Soccer Forum to wet a line. This time as a hang-dog soccer dad cuckold.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Soccer Moms like to party, too. - 06/03/07 10:56 AM

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I've been away and hate I missed the gardenweb fun, but I went back to the Youth Soccer Forum to wet a line. This time as a hang-dog soccer dad cuckold.

Jesus fucking Christ, B. WOW

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Soccer Moms like to party, too. - 06/03/07 11:06 AM

They moved it, then deleted it. I got a couple funny pm's. One from a guy I suspect has had that happen to him.

I couldn't find the link, but the post I made there touting allergy meds as performance enhancers got a much longer leash...

Posted by: Conky

Re: Soccer Moms like to party, too. - 06/03/07 01:39 PM

Nice work, Bornyo. You should follow it up with a pained thread about the death of your marriage and the team's performance in a few weeks, blaming the deletion of the thread and a lack of advice.

Make them squirm!

Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: Soccer Moms like to party, too. - 06/03/07 02:29 PM

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I couldn't find the link, but the post I made there touting allergy meds as performance enhancers got a much longer leash...

It did get deleted eventually, but not before I saved it.

(The first reply, from a guy suggesting a visit to Hooters, was already deleted.)

Posted by: Bornyo

With all of XPT's in-house "Legal Eagles"... - 06/04/07 09:01 AM

We need to visit the Court TV Forums.

My old username expired so I just re-registered as "Mr Bornyo". Here's a word to the wise: After filling out the registration information and entering "gagfactor" as my favorite courttv program, and pressing "submit", a window pops up and says your application has been submitted for review by moderators. So...you may want to excercise restraint, I may not get in this time around.

Anyway, my intention is to get registered, get comfortable, and introduce the housedress wearing, marlboro light chainsmoking, flabby triceped, curlers in the hair mid-american courttv addicts to all the intricacies and ins and outs of the Max Hardcore case.

Posted by: Pussy is good food

Re: With all of XPT's in-house "Legal Eagles"... - 06/04/07 09:57 AM

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We need to visit the Court TV Forums.

My old username expired so I just re-registered as "Mr Bornyo". Here's a word to the wise: After filling out the registration information and entering "gagfactor" as my favorite courttv program, and pressing "submit", a window pops up and says your application has been submitted for review by moderators. So...you may want to excercise restraint, I may not get in this time around.

Anyway, my intention is to get registered, get comfortable, and introduce the housedress wearing, marlboro light chainsmoking, flabby triceped, curlers in the hair mid-american courttv addicts to all the intricacies and ins and outs of the Max Hardcore case.

Fuck Bornyo, you've got waaay too much time on your hands.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: With all of XPT's in-house "Legal Eagles"... - 06/04/07 10:12 AM

That's a good idea. I didn't know court TV had forums.

My own Idea is to target Anti-Porn groups outright, starting with XXXChurch. They're also an approval-based forum, so what I've been doing is pre-registering profiles. I figured I'd hand them out to XPT-ers the day I start trolling.

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: With all of XPT's in-house "Legal Eagles"... - 06/05/07 12:50 AM

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That's a good idea. I didn't know court TV had forums.

My own Idea is to target Anti-Porn groups outright, starting with XXXChurch. They're also an approval-based forum, so what I've been doing is pre-registering profiles. I figured I'd hand them out to XPT-ers the day I start trolling.

You're my favorite new poster, Jim B. Bake sale and raffle for the best i.d.'s you've established, I'm there!

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: With all of XPT's in-house "Legal Eagles"... - 06/17/07 03:12 AM

Did one of you start this?

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: With all of XPT's in-house "Legal Eagles"... - 06/17/07 07:16 AM

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Did one of you start this?

I am slightly tempted to register there as 'Sammy Davis Junior Junior' ("Everything is Illuminated"), a 27 year old, 1/8 black, 1/8 Cherokee and 3/4 Ukrainian Pimp from Moscow who commonly tells his Heroin Addicted girls from the Black Sea Coast to allow a customer every once in a while to spooge up their asses to combat the constipating effects of the Heroin ...

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: With all of XPT's in-house "Legal Eagles"... - 06/17/07 05:09 PM

What site is that. Looks like there's fun to be had trolling over there.

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: With all of XPT's in-house "Legal Eagles"... - 06/17/07 05:32 PM

Im in. I could fuck around there and not worry about shit. Should be fun.

Posted by: Mark Felt

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 02/02/11 02:14 PM

Bump

Posted by: Mark Felt

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 02/03/11 06:46 PM

For anyone interested, Now would be a good time to look.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 02/03/11 07:50 PM

That's nice work. Every single thread has his phone number, address and mugshot.

Posted by: Mark Felt

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 02/03/11 07:53 PM

Payback's a bitch, and everyone knows the Donkey was the biggest bitch in the prison system.

Posted by: Mark Felt

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 02/03/11 07:54 PM

Oh, and: Shout out to Old Gregg.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 02/04/11 08:09 AM

Senor Donkey needs to practice his impersonation of Natalie Wood until he gets it right.

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 02/08/11 12:14 PM

GOLD.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 02/08/11 09:48 PM

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Payback's a bitch, and everyone knows the Donkey was the biggest bitch in the prison system.

theyre called prags.

better start hitting the gym twinks.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 02/13/11 05:56 AM

I came across this, while surfing the interwebs.

Posted by: cqd

Re: gardenweb, anyone? - 02/13/11 06:03 AM

voicemail is fucked, just gave it a ring.

Posted by: Jerkules

Off Site Trolls - 11/08/12 09:27 PM

I sent some broad into spin cycle. Blind Item about about an A list actress that spent a party crying in a corner and getting sloshed because no one hit on her. Someone said old cooch don't have power, others disagreed, I explained why the power wanes, some old cooch went spin cycle. 3 comments in a half hour. She tried to act witty at first, then the bitter comes out. Oh, and the general consensus is the blind was about Cameron Diaz.

Feel free to add your trolling highlights.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Off Site Trolls - 11/08/12 10:09 PM

I put that last part in to feed her stuff to pick apart and keep spinnin.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Off Site Trolls - 11/10/12 05:14 PM

Do you suppose they'll let us hangout in Hell?

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Off Site Trolls - 11/10/12 05:17 PM

Didn't we have a thread for this type of thing? It involved Da Burg and his concrete lawn and using a flame thrower on a break dancing YOUTH.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Off Site Trolls - 11/10/12 05:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

Didn't we have a thread for this type of thing?

Yes, we did.

Please incorporate your efforts in the proper thread. Thank you.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Off Site Trolls - 11/10/12 06:59 PM

That pre dates me. If a mod would like to feel usefull.......

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Off Site Trolls - 11/10/12 07:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

That pre dates me. If a mod would like to feel usefull.......

That pre-supposes a mod would be usefull but I feel ya. We ought to invade some unprepared board. Jamesn would have wanted it this way.

gardenweb, anyone?