XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Posted by: Conky
XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 11:30 AM
Fuck 'em. If it's good enough for FHM, we can certainly break it and ruin it as an idea.
So who are the ugliest whores in porn? I don't want names, I want proof. Physical proof, preferably in the shape of a Camera of Death image.
I offer you this gorgeous vision of femininity
Posted by: Moxie
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 11:31 AM
D'Bella.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 11:38 AM
Welcome to the Monkey House
Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 11:41 AM
Pam Peeks too easy...
...Briana Taylor
Posted by: have2cit
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 11:44 AM
I've said it before, she reminds me of an albino Earl Campbell, just not as articulate.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 11:55 AM
Lucy Lee
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 12:06 PM
I have to use this somewhere:
Posted by: loopnode
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 12:16 PM
Posted by: PornoJoe
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 12:19 PM
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Fuck 'em. If it's good enough for FHM, we can certainly break it and ruin it as an idea.
So who are the ugliest whores in porn? I don't want names, I want proof. Physical proof, preferably in the shape of a Camera of Death image.
I offer you this gorgeous vision of femininity
I hate to admit this here but...
Keep in mind, however, that I'm a perverted & sick SOB. 
Posted by: loopnode
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 12:25 PM
something called Bridgette Banks
Posted by: loopnode
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 12:31 PM
By default:
Posted by: Low Rider
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 12:38 PM
Can't...stop...must...post...
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 12:43 PM
Posted by: Saevus Maximus
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 12:43 PM
Its nice to see the meth has started to rot his teeth. Death should only be a few short years away.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 12:45 PM
Had to be done...
Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 12:49 PM
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something called Bridgette Banks
Ginger's fucking terrify me...and i can't tell her natural hair color so she may only be a day walker...but either way somone kill that bitch 
Posted by: pumphog74
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 12:53 PM
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Lucy Lee
i disagree. this whore is a piece of ass. and that bts makes her even more stroke-worthy. her cuntiness makes me want to take her in a back alley, smash her face against a dumpster and butt-fuck her.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 01:32 PM
Posted by: Conky
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 02:03 PM
Posted by: John West Fan
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 05:31 PM
Posted by: have2cit
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 05:36 PM
I guess this is the new Keiko, what a lucky man Rob is.
Posted by: christianxxx
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 11:15 PM
God I loved fucking sofia staks! she is a lot of fun!
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/08/07 11:24 PM
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God I loved fucking sofia staks! she is a lot of fun!
If that's her I would have been scared those things might pop.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/09/07 05:39 AM
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Lucy Lee
i disagree. this whore is a piece of ass. and that bts makes her even more stroke-worthy. her cuntiness makes me want to take her in a back alley, smash her face against a dumpster and butt-fuck her.
If you're into that flat-faced, head-the-size-of-a-pumpkin look, then yes, she IS hot.
If not....
Posted by: fuckwhore
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/09/07 12:22 PM
Posted by: jamesn
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/09/07 01:11 PM
Posted by: Conky
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/09/07 01:12 PM
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Damn, she's hot...... I wonder how much she weighs this year?
Posted by: Gigi
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/09/07 01:16 PM
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I guess this is the new Keiko, what a lucky man Rob is.
who is this, keiko or sofia whoever? those things look painful. and i hate to see a guy handle his own nuts. icky.
Posted by: pumphog74
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/09/07 02:12 PM
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Lucy Lee
i disagree. this whore is a piece of ass. and that bts makes her even more stroke-worthy. her cuntiness makes me want to take her in a back alley, smash her face against a dumpster and butt-fuck her.
If you're into that flat-faced, head-the-size-of-a-pumpkin look, then yes, she IS hot.
If not....
i dig asian chicks, we all have an opinion.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/09/07 02:17 PM
Vanessa del Rio. I never could get into her.
Posted by: pumphog74
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/09/07 03:29 PM
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Vanessa del Rio. I never could get into her.
are you sure that's not a tranny impersonator?
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/09/07 03:33 PM
No man, that's her. I hear she has a huge clitoris.
Posted by: pumphog74
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/09/07 03:37 PM
from her cut down and pushed in penis?
i do remember her though. bitch was always fea.
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Is it me, or is the circus in town? Fuck, Fugly with a capital F. Damn.....
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Is it me, or is the circus in town? Fuck, Fugly with a capital F. Damn.....
I could be wrong, but i think these are transexuals, note
the collar on the one on the right, she looks like a cracked
out paris hilton.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 06:06 AM
Audrey Hollander... to me, the definition of frightening.
Posted by: Tritone
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 07:13 AM
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Audrey Hollander... to me, the definition of frightening.
Sheez...I'd hit that in a heartbeat and be happy about it.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 07:22 AM
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Audrey Hollander... to me, the definition of frightening.
Sheez...I'd hit that in a heartbeat and be happy about it.
Anyone that can/frequently fists their own ass creeps me out... not to mention she's a ginger.
Posted by: jamesn
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 07:27 AM
repulsive. one of the most overhyped and overrated chicks in porn-history. i'm not sure if i'd suggest a tanning bed or a nazi-oven for her.
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Posted by: Vizzle
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 07:31 AM
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repulsive. one of the most overhyped and overrated chicks in porn-history. i'm not sure if i'd suggest a tanning bed or a nazi-oven for her.
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Audrey Hollander... to me, the defi
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I'd have to go with the Nazi-oven on this one!
(thanks Peeter)
Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 07:44 AM
Like I have stated before Ginger's are a frightening race of people...touched personally in the bathing suit area when they were only toddlers by Satan himself...they are waiting the day For the Antichrist...who is said to be a non ginger born of Ginger parents, to be born and lead them and their day walking cousins in a crusade to destroy all of us that do not share their genetic mutation....
Posted by: pinupmutant
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 08:07 AM
Most definitely Julie Night.
Posted by: jamesn
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 08:21 AM
julie knight is emblematic of the 2-4 years of stupid faggot pornfans choosing girls who were ostensibly "into it/great performers" over ones that wouldn't stick a cryogenically-frozen cocker spaniel up their ass because jake malone was directing and all porn fans LOVE jake malone.
this era was responsible for girls like ashley blue, julie knight, etc. being not only accepted in their naked-form, but repeatedly-encouraged to continue horrifying my penis by fucking on film.
i've never fucked a chick anywhere near as unattractive as the 2003/adt/mason love-affair on adt/gia paloma being fed praise instead of bananas lot. hillary scott is plain at best. we wouldn't have let her, ashley blue, etc. in the fucking door to a party in college and harvard has some ugly chicks.
they're all acting, fuck how good they are at it.
editspellingbanana
Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 08:25 AM
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they're all acting, fuck how good they are at it.
I'll Drink to that James very well put... 
Posted by: Gigi
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 09:01 AM
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Like I have stated before Ginger's are a frightening race of people...touched personally in the bathing suit area when they were only toddlers by Satan himself...they are waiting the day For the Antichrist...who is said to be a non ginger born of Ginger parents, to be born and lead them and their day walking cousins in a crusade to destroy all of us that do not share their genetic mutation....
that sounds like something out of "hairy potter and the anal chamber of secrets"... 
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 09:47 AM
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i've never fucked a chick anywhere near as unattractive as the 2003/adt/mason love-affair on adt/gia paloma being fed praise instead of bananas lot. hillary scott is plain at best. we wouldn't have let her, ashley blue, etc. in the fucking door to a party in college and harvard has some ugly chicks...
Preach it brother. We need more of this:
And NONE of this:
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 10:03 AM
It seems significant that even porn people think Cherry Poppens is gross.
Just to keep everyone happy, here's another pic of Ms. Kadena
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 10:28 AM
Posted by: Big Calm
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 01:08 PM
Doctor Sharon Mitchell
Posted by: fuckwhore
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 04:40 PM
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Doctor Sharon Mitchell
She should be known as Mail-Order Dr. Sharon Mitchell
Posted by: Gigi
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 04:54 PM
looks kinda like "mitchell" should be her first name!
Posted by: Tritone
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 05:53 PM
Julie Night is not ugly. Then again, I am a black guy so any white girl automatically gets bonus points in the looks department.
Posted by: Cerberus
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 06:21 PM
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Julie Night is not ugly. Then again, I am a black guy so any white girl automatically gets bonus points in the looks department.
Why? 
Posted by: zenman
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 07:13 PM
I used to specifically avoid renting movies with Sharon Mitchell because I always knew that I would be gypped out of any scene with her in it. And by gypped, I mean there would be no jacking off to it. But I hear she's sexy in real live.
Posted by: Hyde
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/10/07 11:04 PM
The first time I ever saw Deja Daire in a scene, I thought my dick would never recover from the raging soft-on induced by the surrealist mutation that passes for her face.
But lately I'll confess to being turned on by her passion for self-degradation. She has the kind of unparalled enthusiasm for cocksucking that you'd find in some bedraggled lot lizard, staggering barefoot out of a redneck saloon and desperately fellating truckers for drug money... as though their cocks were the very source of her fix! She definitely has a certain undefinable charm.
However, to this day I
still can't fathom the appeal of Ashley Blue.
Fat, small tits, and a face like a Down's eskimo? You might be forgiven for any one of these shortcomings... but all three? Pack your shit and get out. I'll pay the fucking kill fee.
Posted by: Random
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/11/07 01:40 AM
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God I loved fucking sofia staks! she is a lot of fun!
Serious question: Do you ever say "no"? Dudes, trannies, rancid chicks (Monica Sweetheart aside), it seems like you'll penetrate any hole, regardless of who or what it's attached to. I don't understand it. You're a good-looking guy, your standards should be higher than that of your average leper.
I worry that your habit of never turning down an opportunity will ultimately lead to your ruin.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/11/07 01:54 AM
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Doctor Sharon Mitchell
She should be known as Mail-Order Dr. Sharon Mitchell
I liked her back in the day. In an era when there were not anywhere near as many facials as today you could always count on Sharon to take a load on the kisser.
Posted by: christianxxx
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/11/07 07:19 AM
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God I loved fucking sofia staks! she is a lot of fun!
Serious question: Do you ever say "no"? Dudes, trannies, rancid chicks (Monica Sweetheart aside), it seems like you'll penetrate any hole, regardless of who or what it's attached to. I don't understand it. You're a good-looking guy, your standards should be higher than that of your average leper.
I worry that your habit of never turning down an opportunity will ultimately lead to your ruin.
trust me there are PLENTY of girls in the business i don't like....and also believe me when i say that most male performers are the same way. do you know how many of my colleagues have worked with D'Bella and Pamela Peaks? I am just the kind of guy that needs something a little different to stay refreshed.....so if my schedule for the week is Eva Angelina, Jessica Jaymes, Sheila Marie, Jaclyn Case, McKenzee Miles, and Lucy Lee....give me a BBW on the weekend to change things up. does that make any sense? lol.
Posted by: fuckwhore
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/11/07 07:55 AM
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God I loved fucking sofia staks! she is a lot of fun!
Serious question: Do you ever say "no"? Dudes, trannies, rancid chicks (Monica Sweetheart aside), it seems like you'll penetrate any hole, regardless of who or what it's attached to. I don't understand it. You're a good-looking guy, your standards should be higher than that of your average leper.
I worry that your habit of never turning down an opportunity will ultimately lead to your ruin.
trust me there are PLENTY of girls in the business i don't like....and also believe me when i say that most male performers are the same way. do you know how many of my colleagues have worked with D'Bella and Pamela Peaks? I am just the kind of guy that needs something a little different to stay refreshed.....so if my schedule for the week is Eva Angelina, Jessica Jaymes, Sheila Marie, Jaclyn Case, McKenzee Miles, and Lucy Lee....give me a BBW on the weekend to change things up. does that make any sense? lol.
Supermodel, superstar, ultra rich former wall street mogul, with 5 degrees Nick Manning fucked Pamela Peaks!!!! 
Posted by: Conky
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/11/07 08:05 AM
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Supermodel, superstar, ultra rich former wall street mogul, with 5 degrees Nick Manning fucked Pamela Peaks!!!!
DROPPIN' FUCKIN' STANDARDS!
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/11/07 11:49 AM
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Supermodel, superstar, ultra rich former wall street mogul, with 5 degrees Nick Manning fucked Pamela Peaks!!!!
DROPPIN' FUCKIN' STANDARDS!
Fucking Conky. I almost spilled my drink.
Posted by: Walrus
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/12/07 07:29 AM
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Supermodel, superstar, ultra rich former wall street mogul, with 5 degrees Nick Manning fucked Pamela Peaks!!!!
DROPPIN' FUCKIN' STANDARDS!
Posted by: mallocup
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/13/07 06:26 AM
ashley appeals to the kind of latent homosexuality that can only be developed though wanting to fuck your older brother as he holds you down and tickles you to breaking point.
it's the square shoulders..
fugly bitch.
Posted by: seeya
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/13/07 08:00 PM
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God I loved fucking sofia staks! she is a lot of fun!
Serious question: Do you ever say "no"? Dudes, trannies, rancid chicks (Monica Sweetheart aside), it seems like you'll penetrate any hole, regardless of who or what it's attached to. I don't understand it. You're a good-looking guy, your standards should be higher than that of your average leper.
I worry that your habit of never turning down an opportunity will ultimately lead to your ruin.
trust me there are PLENTY of girls in the business i don't like....and also believe me when i say that most male performers are the same way. do you know how many of my colleagues have worked with D'Bella and Pamela Peaks? I am just the kind of guy that needs something a little different to stay refreshed.....so if my schedule for the week is Eva Angelina, Jessica Jaymes, Sheila Marie, Jaclyn Case, McKenzee Miles, and Lucy Lee....give me a BBW on the weekend to change things up. does that make any sense? lol.
Christian did you tell these girls you were a half a fag before your scenes with them. Cause I talked to one of them and no she had no clue and she was not to happy about it. Honesty Christian thats why people have been all over you. You will not be honest and let the girls decide if they feel comfortable enough to do a scene with you or not.
Posted by: christianxxx
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/14/07 12:36 AM
hey its my stalker! i knew you would be happy to see me back! how are you my friend? lol
Posted by: windsock
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/14/07 02:11 PM
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hey its my stalker! i knew you would be happy to see me back! how are you my friend? lol
Nice comeback, life endangering faggot. :nazi:
Posted by: Conky
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/14/07 02:19 PM
Windsock, the rage is strong in you today. Is it whisky?
Posted by: Conky
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/14/07 02:32 PM
Lacey and Lyndsey Love
Summer Haze
Naomi
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Lacey and Lyndsey Love
I don't know, I could quite happily bang the Love Twins.
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Naomi
Whoever applied Naomi's makeup in this picture should be shot...her face is a totally different colour to the rest of her body. Like 3-4 shades different. 
Hell, if you didn't know better, you might think it was her head Photoshopped onto someone else's body...
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/14/07 04:15 PM
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Naomi
Wow, talk about going downhill quick. This bitch got ugly fast...
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/14/07 09:28 PM
leah lexintong and her coke-vac nose
Posted by: Handful
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 07:34 AM
New to the board, just wondering how these two didn't make the list?
Posted by: Handful
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 07:39 AM
Or while we're at it, how about everyone's favorite Russian fuckpig Mila?
I don't know what frightens me more -- her blown out asshole or the fact that somewhere, more than one guy has actually jerked off to her.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 09:49 AM
She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum...
Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 09:56 AM
Im actually going to say she looks like the troll...from the troll movies
Posted by: Handful
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 10:27 AM
Yeah, Belladonna gets a lot of flack for her appearance. Let's face it, the tattoos and shaved head are doing nothing to compliment the gap in her teeth. That said, this bitch certainly knows how to fuck, and sometimes that's all that matters
Posted by: Old Dirty Bastich
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 10:49 AM
Dana DeArmond - aka horsey man-face that looks like a tranny
Sierra Sinn - White trash scum whore, who needs to lay off the meth
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 10:54 AM
You made your point, move on.
Posted by: Conky
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 12:55 PM
Nice to see the newbies getting into the thread. Welcome Handful. Love the avatar.
Posted by: Hyde
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 01:00 PM
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Sierra Sinn - White trash scum whore, who needs to lay off the meth
Posted by: Conky
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 01:05 PM
Careful, William. You're in my domain and you're here merely to bait WillieD.
Are you trying to take my ban cherry?
Posted by: Hyde
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 01:17 PM
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Careful, William.
Not a chance, so do what you must. I was addressing obsessive Sinn-hater ODB... not Willie ( Who's busy defending XPT users from personal attacks ).
Posted by: Conky
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 01:19 PM
Curses. Foiled again.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 01:51 PM
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Careful, William.
Not a chance, so do what you must. I was addressing obsessive Sinn-hater ODB... not Willie ( Who's busy defending XPT users from personal attacks ).
You never did address you little hissy-meltdown, did you? Malice described it as "mellow drama" meaning it was a pathetic attempt, but not the full-blown thrombosis that I had envisioned.
Unfortunately, Heidi's logic fails here: (i) Sierra is a whore first, message board user second, whores are fair game (IM her she'll tell you so much) (ii) if, as douchebag claims, she doesn't read this any more (also a lie), then there is no problem.
Hyde fails the most basic thinking tests...but as usual, s/he tried to defend his/her responses with other people's ideas. Not to mention that most everything goes in the Cage.
Hyde you are a worthless piece of shit. You should be happy I pay attention to the worthless drivel you write, because it truly deserves white ink.
Posted by: Hyde
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 01:55 PM
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You never did address you little hissy-meltdown, did you?
Are you refering to me telling you to "put up, or shut up" in response to your empty threats? Was that the "meltdown"?
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 02:05 PM
Stay on topic, bitch.
Posted by: Hyde
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 02:06 PM
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Stay on topic, bitch.
I'm trying, but I can't find a pic of your mother.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 02:15 PM
How's life on your brother's couch?
Posted by: Conky
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 02:32 PM
Boys, open a new thread. This one's for ugly girls, not ::sniff:: ugly words.
Posted by: Old Dirty Bastich
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 03:49 PM
Another tranny-looking whore
Posted by: Moxie
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 03:56 PM
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Another tranny-looking whore
Which one.
Posted by: Old Dirty Bastich
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 04:05 PM
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Another tranny-looking whore
Which one.
Let me re-phrase: Tranny-looking whore with a tranny fucker. 
Posted by: pumphog74
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 04:51 PM
how would one go about posting a picture of spring thomas? fucking yuck.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 06:49 PM
Posted by: loopnode
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 09:21 PM
Posted by: Timmy8271
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/15/07 11:55 PM
Monique. Would this one count?
Posted by: loopnode
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/16/07 12:06 AM
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Monique. Would this one count?
Not sure. The hoe had decent scenes.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/16/07 12:55 AM
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i've never fucked a chick anywhere near as unattractive as the 2003/adt/mason love-affair on adt/gia paloma being fed praise instead of bananas lot. hillary scott is plain at best. we wouldn't have let her, ashley blue, etc. in the fucking door to a party in college and harvard has some ugly chicks.
It really was sad, wasnt it brah? My desperation bred hypocrisy that knew no bounds, like the time I was talking on the phone with a chick about International Bipolarity from my class section on Nuclear Politics with Joseph "Why did they allow Mike to get Photo'd in that tank" Nye, while getting a blowjob from a chick from Pine Manor my roomate brought home from the Boathouse bar...it was enough to make me shudder <Da Burglar shudders>
Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/16/07 10:29 AM
With a name like Claire Dames I was expecting so much more from this discusting cum bucket...god I absolutly hate nipples that look like they have been embroiderd on...
Posted by: Conky
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/16/07 12:53 PM
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With a name like Claire Dames I was expecting so much more from this discusting cum bucket...god I absolutly hate nipples that look like they have been embroiderd on...
Sheeeeit. Did she change her name from Great Dane to Claire Dames?
Posted by: Bad Habit
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/16/07 04:23 PM
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I'd have to go with the Nazi-oven on this one!
(thanks Peeter)
Just the fact that she used to be a Sunday School Teacher is enough of a whack factor for me.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/16/07 04:26 PM
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Posted by: Handful
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/16/07 05:39 PM
Almost forgot this one. Phyllisha Anne. Hands Down. Fugly.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/16/07 08:06 PM
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Some bitches don't know when to quit.
Posted by: Luca Eisenstein
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/16/07 11:05 PM
This thread wouldn't be complete without "The Human Inflatable Doll" Lolo Ferrari!
Every aspiring pornographic performer should study the story of her life (and death). It's all there: The unhappy adolescence, the psychological problems / mental illness, the brainwashing suitcase pimp, the compulsive plastic surgery, the drug addiction and finally the untimely (suspicious) death. Read and learn, young whore, read and learn!!!
Posted by: Timmy8271
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/16/07 11:15 PM
How about Vanessa Blue? Her face is just
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/17/07 12:13 AM
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She has the chimp-jaw syndrome many black people have.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/17/07 12:44 AM
By the way, Jenna has yet to morph herself to the final stage of hideousness, but she will get there, eventually!
The end is neigh...
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/17/07 03:37 AM
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She has the chimp-jaw syndrome many black people have.
Hey MPR, how's it goin'?
You really have an infatuation with calling me MPR.
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Hey MPR, how's it goin'?
You really have an infatuation with calling me MPR.
Well, we can call you David if you want.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/17/07 10:07 AM
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They just caught her at a bad moment. I think she is okay. She's been very sexy to me her whole career.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/17/07 10:22 AM
They just caught her at a bad moment. I think she is okay. She's been very sexy to me her whole career.
I used to find her strokewothy in her earliest days, but now she just reminds me of this guy:
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/17/07 05:56 PM
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I'd have to go with the Nazi-oven on this one!
(thanks Peeter)
Just the fact that she used to be a Sunday School Teacher is enough of a whack factor for me.
If she was indeed a bible thumper, it makes her work all the more wonderful. Several wanky bananas just for the 'Jesus loves me' songs that will forever play in my mind as background music to all of her scenes.
PDub
I demand proof of this!! Otherwise its just heresay! Sunday school teacher??? I found that extremely hard to believe.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/19/07 02:27 AM
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repulsive. one of the most overhyped and overrated chicks in porn-history. i'm not sure if i'd suggest a tanning bed or a nazi-oven for her.
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I'd have to go with the Nazi-oven on this one!
(thanks Peeter)
Just the fact that she used to be a Sunday School Teacher is enough of a whack factor for me.
If she was indeed a bible thumper, it makes her work all the more wonderful. Several wanky bananas just for the 'Jesus loves me' songs that will forever play in my mind as background music to all of her scenes.
PDub
I find her ok... not the best looking cunt on the circuit, but an intense one at that ...
Sunday school teacher.... mmmm ... maybe she should pray with me sometime!
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/19/07 07:46 PM
She's a bitch...
Woof, woof...
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/20/07 06:04 AM
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She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum...
With that hair she looks a little like Gozer the Gozarian from Ghostbusters.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/20/07 12:02 PM
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That's more of an understatement Naomi was SO hot when she first came out and is now just a shadow of herself. I really miss the voluptuous/buxom version of her. Does anyone here know the reason for her rapid weight loss (seems most of her delicious ass is gone also)??
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/20/07 12:13 PM
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Does anyone here know the reason for her rapid weight loss (seems most of her delicious ass is gone also)??
I'm sorry. That's really funny to me. I'm waiting to see how long before a certain Graemlin gets used.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/20/07 01:09 PM
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I'm sorry. That's really funny to me. I'm waiting to see how long before a certain Graemlin gets used.
Here is your answer: 
Posted by: Ravyn
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/20/07 03:33 PM
Im sorry but thats just down right nasty..
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/20/07 04:02 PM
Yeah, but it was
exactly the Graemlin I was expecting.
Posted by: flyingpostman
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/20/07 08:35 PM
LOL Really fucking sad to see such a fine piece of ass go to waste like that..
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/21/07 09:40 AM
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her right tit looks like one of those pointy national geographic titties only its not black
What a minute. Do people actually jerk off to this whore? Wow, maybe im gay because I dont get it.
Posted by: JRV
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/21/07 06:50 PM
Dana Vespoli. Used to be way hot. Now has a partial list of her diseases on her arms. I wouldn't want to be in the same room without a Level A hazmat suit.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/21/07 06:57 PM
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Dana Vespoli. Used to be way hot. Now has a partial list of her diseases on her arms. I wouldn't want to be in the same room without a Level A hazmat suit
that looks uncomfortable. is that a tree branch?
Posted by: JRV
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/21/07 07:42 PM
I doubt Dana feels much pain any more...
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/23/07 08:58 AM
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She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum...
her right tit looks like one of those pointy national geographic titties only its not black
What a minute. Do people actually jerk off to this whore? Wow, maybe im gay because I dont get it.
I cant get over how disgusting this whore is. Look at her feet. They look like fucking monkey hands. 
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/23/07 10:49 AM
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What a minute. Do people actually jerk off to this whore? Wow, maybe im gay because I dont get it.
I cant get over how disgusting this whore is. Look at her feet. They look like fucking monkey hands.
I've never been a huge fan of Belladonna's, and I never found her particularly pretty, but in her defense I gotta say... she can bring some serious heat in a scene. I just saw a clip with her and Avy Scott that tore the roof off. Bella's a serious mutherfucking freak that never phones it in... so I give her props for that [monkey feet and gap-tooth grin notwithstanding].
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/24/07 03:52 PM
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her right tit looks like one of those pointy national geographic titties only its not black
What a minute. Do people actually jerk off to this whore? Wow, maybe im gay because I dont get it.
I cant get over how disgusting this whore is. Look at her feet. They look like fucking monkey hands.
I've never been a huge fan of Belladonna's, and I never found her particularly pretty, but in her defense I gotta say... she can bring some serious heat in a scene. I just saw a clip with her and Avy Scott that tore the roof off. Bella's a serious mutherfucking freak that never phones it in... so I give her props for that [monkey feet and gap-tooth grin notwithstanding].
word, totally agree. i do think shes hot though......whateva. not in that pic though, thats def the worst i've seen
Posted by: Gunker
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/25/07 08:56 PM
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She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum...
A lawn gnome that will never be stolen by college kids, no matter how drunk they are. They are frightened and worried that it comes with a horrible curse.
Posted by: Fred
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/26/07 10:00 AM
Aaliyah Jolie = fucking horrible
Jesus Christ, THIS is supposed to be a porn star??? Every man's ultimate fantasy woman???
Whore for hire
"Now doing double and triple anal!"
Posted by: Conky
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/26/07 10:03 AM
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This is why 90s porn take offs on Max Headroom never reached Brat like levels of success.
Posted by: Conky
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/29/07 01:24 PM
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/30/07 09:47 AM
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She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum...
A lawn gnome that will never be stolen by college kids, no matter how drunk they are. They are frightened and worried that it comes with a horrible curse.
Will one of you please post this pic on that gardenweb site. Maybe you could claim that your gnome/troll was stolen and you want help finding it.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/30/07 09:53 AM
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Seriously guys, who are these haggard looking women? It looks like they're having open auditions for the remake of Pink Flamingos. Were these ancient wonders strokeworthy at one point in time?
Posted by: Luca Eisenstein
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/30/07 09:59 AM
Who are these people?
What are these people?
Grandpa with Uncle Joey and Cousin Steven...?
Posted by: GoatBoy
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/30/07 01:58 PM
Can someone pinpoint the moment porn jumped the shark?
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/30/07 02:47 PM
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Can someone pinpoint the moment porn jumped the shark?
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/30/07 03:43 PM
lol, good one
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/30/07 03:44 PM
Why?
Why???
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I believe the one on the right is the trophy girl for the wheel chair races at Cedar Acres Retirement Home.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/30/07 09:58 PM
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Can someone pinpoint the moment porn jumped the shark?
When Jenna Jameson became a mainstream "star."
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/30/07 10:04 PM
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maybe here... 
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/30/07 10:54 PM
Luke accidentally wandered into a state bar symposium on how present failed plastic surgeries at trial to scare a jury into a large award for malpractice.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/31/07 05:54 AM
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Posted by: Ravyn
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/31/07 08:11 AM
this is were I would say someone find me a pin to deflate those boobs.. that's down right nasty
Posted by: Bill Hicks
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/31/07 09:20 AM
Looks like Sunny Lane, of "I dress like I robbed a bag lady" fame.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 05/31/07 09:55 AM
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Who is the cutie to the left of the guy who thinks he's Eddie Van Halen.
nicki hunter looks cute here.
Posted by: Luca Eisenstein
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/01/07 03:38 AM
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By the way, Jenna has yet to morph herself to the final stage of hideousness, but she will get there, eventually!
The end is neigh...
I have to modify this statement. Jenna has morphed herself to the final stage of hideousness. The end is here.
Isn't it sweet and ironic that this picture was taken at an event aptly named the "Life Ball"?
If Jenna Jameson is "the face of porn" I don't want to see the rest of the body!
More horror at dlisted.com (found through Auntie Ford's Copy And Paste Shop )
The pose and the perspective are not doing her left leg any favours whatsoever...it looks like a friggin' toothpick!
Posted by: Conky
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/01/07 06:13 AM
When did Jenna swap faces with Courtney Love? Is this a John Woo movie?
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/01/07 09:12 AM
Can somebody please make me a avatar sized photo of this freak on the left. Thanks
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/01/07 09:15 AM
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Hey Jeff, do you have any idea who these awful bitches are? It didn't even list their names on the site they came from. Were they pornstars in the 70's or 80's or something?
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/01/07 09:16 AM
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/01/07 09:16 AM
I think the one in blue is Tyler Faith.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/01/07 09:18 AM
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Thanks but thats to close up. I NEED to be able to see her from the chest up.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/01/07 09:19 AM
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May I humbly suggest this:
I think the beauty of her facial features needs to be accentuated even further by the full exposure of her trendy hairdo... The "Mona Lisa" looks even better in an ebony-and-gold frame, or something to that extend...
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/01/07 09:19 AM
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Lol, nice, but this bitch hasn't had nearly enough plastic surgery to be Tyler! The one in the pink, with the FUPA, is who I'm really wondering about... she can't seriously think she looks good. She's sooooo creepy.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/01/07 09:28 AM
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Thanks but thats to close up. I NEED to be able to see her from the chest up.
Agreed. Without that Blair's cousin Geri from Facts of Life posture, her burst couch of a face isn't properly set off.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/03/07 02:12 PM
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/04/07 11:21 AM
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Hey, Boy George has lost a lot of weight! Good for him!
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/04/07 04:50 PM
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I knew it! Steph's rampage of random gay pics have been deleted...it would be nice if the mods on the board would at least acknowledge it when they delete large numbers of posts, they even deleted my posts predecting that this would happen. Not that I like seeing gay pics, Im just saying if you're going to modify a post, why not tell us, instead of pretending like it never happened??
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/05/07 08:33 AM
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Im just saying if you're going to modify a post, why not tell us, instead of pretending like it never happened??
Because it's none of your business, maybe?
If you really want to know why they were deleted, go and do a search for posts under the name Phlogiston. He waged a personal war against Jeff. Since Jeff owns the board, his posts were eventually deleted.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/05/07 11:25 AM
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Im just saying if you're going to modify a post, why not tell us, instead of pretending like it never happened??
Because it's none of your business, maybe?
If you really want to know why they were deleted, go and do a search for posts under the name Phlogiston. He waged a personal war against Jeff. Since Jeff owns the board, his posts were eventually deleted.
Exactly. We did our job as mods. We don't need to explain why threads are deleted, moved or edited.
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/08/07 02:37 PM
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/08/07 02:59 PM
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God damn. I didn't realize her age is listed as just 23. God damn.
This chick looks like one of the elves from Labyrnth.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/08/07 03:10 PM
Why does she wear many different wigs? What's wrong with her natural hair?
Posted by: loopnode
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/08/07 03:10 PM
Does anyone know the names of these 2 ugly whores? and does the 2nd one seriously make porn?
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/08/07 03:18 PM
The Camera of Death chick is Kella Monroe, with Lori Lust's agency.
Derek Hay must be kicking himself to miss out on this beauty.
Don't know about the top one, but I guess her name will be something like Belinda Boulders, Gale Gazongas or Suzie Stretchmarks.
Posted by: Luca Eisenstein
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/10/07 08:44 PM
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Her name is Keisha Evans. Don't ask me why I know (or how I found out) who she is. You wouldn't want to know! And I don't want to remember...
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Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/10/07 11:20 PM
Kella's on la craigslist for $175.
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$1.75 is too much ....
Posted by: Gigi
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/11/07 08:37 AM
my grandma has better teeth than that!
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/11/07 09:17 AM
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When you do meth 24/7 your hair begins to fall out. She also only has a few teeth left in her funky mouth. Gee I wonder why. 
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/12/07 05:16 AM
Before any rumors start, I categorically deny doing meth. My hair loss is hereditary.
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Lying about meth use is hereditary?!?
Posted by: tubetree
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/20/07 01:16 AM
Nice one Brandon!
+1!
Posted by: Coochie Monster
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/23/07 10:23 PM
Brandon Iron is the man. My boy Jason Brown says he's got his shit together. where da white women at?
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/24/07 01:40 AM
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Brandon Iron is the man. My boy Jason Brown says he's got his shit together. where da white women at?
you muthafukka'
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/27/08 09:40 AM
I've gotta call 'em as I see 'em:
BTW: Does the mere fact that that she conned Brandon into doing a BJ scene with her qualify this... creature as being "in Porn?"
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/27/08 04:08 PM
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I've gotta call 'em as I see 'em:
Sir, the reason you have to "call 'em" is because you are an entry level telemarketer. Now quit using the internet during office hours and get back to annoying people elsewhere.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/27/08 04:14 PM
Ahh. Just woke up, I see. Must've done a little too much "Box Art" last night, eh Brenda?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/27/08 04:34 PM
No, last night I attended The Who's Tommy in Hollywood with friends. Sorry I had my phone off. I guess you couldn't sell your home carpet cleaning products.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/27/08 04:39 PM
Uh-HUH... And I'm sure no brain cells were harmed in the course of your evening.
In any event, 'tis better to sell shampoo than to peddle pigs on porn forums. Especially ones who lie about serving in Iraq.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/27/08 04:47 PM
I don't mind that you sell shampoo but would you at least consider using some of it once in a while?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/27/08 04:51 PM
Now, now. Don't be gellus of those of us who have hair.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn! - 06/27/08 05:05 PM
I am no match for you today, Jim. You got me.
