Quote: Sweet! Cause nothing says respect like a pro wrestling style X Rated Superstar Championship belt. Funny.
(posted by King)
In my current state, I don't understand the point of this thread whatsoever. But, I will say, that whore Tatiana Stone is the Hardcore Champion for WEW (Women's Extrene Wrestling). She's a fat whore who does pro-wrestling & porno justice when combined.
thank you... i made a "home of a future 'white trash whore' one out of an official "airstream" trailer ornament (yes, they make these, they sell them at hallmark) but it is apparently lost in the mail right now on its way to its recipient, and i didn't take a picture. or of the rudolph with the cowboy hat that says "relax, it's not your daughter" when you squeeze its left front hoof. is it hoof or hoove?
Quote: please spare us anymore of your photography gia.at least until you have holly tutor you or you take some rop classes at your local community college.
Quote: please spare us anymore of your photography gia.at least until you have holly tutor you or you take some rop classes at your local community college.
Quote: please spare us anymore of your photography gia.at least until you have holly tutor you or you take some rop classes at your local community college.
How's it going Darth?
im not darth im frankie.im a cage legend that used to post back in 05.
im not darth im frankie.im a cage legend that used to post back in 05.
frankieprnmgcn was never a cage legend, just a leet speaking wigger and the first victim of a smiling arab fatwa, he skinned him so bad that he resembled a plucked chicken. Surely you could have found a less loserish old user to base your newest alt ID on.
im not darth im frankie.im a cage legend that used to post back in 05.
frankieprnmgcn was never a cage legend, just a leet speaking wigger and the first victim of a smiling arab fatwa, he skinned him so bad that he resembled a plucked chicken. Surely you could have found a less loserish old user to base your newest alt ID on.
That's very interesting...judging by the handful of posts frankie has made, I had him tagged as the most "trying too hard-ingest" XPTer since Lou Cypher, who also coincidentally happened to be a leet speaking wigger.
Quote: You still old enough to grow your hair out Scotty boi? Maybe get some hentai tats?. I'm sure the boy scout uniform you sported had a "dew rag". lol
Still old enough? What, do you think I'm getting younger? Could the passage of time at some point make me no longer old enough?
I have no idea what a hentai is.
All Boy Scout uniforms had dew rags. They were called neckerchiefs.
For a moment I felt like Larry Flynt seeing that "Crippled Sled Productions" logo. Do you think I could be a porn producer, even for a day? Let's say I go without my monthly whore habit for 3 months, set aside the 20K and instead plop it into making a movie. What does everyone think? I will write the "Script" dialogue myself, I have the hottest dialogue in mind already.
I would NEED help... Holly Randall as consultant-at-large, Gia to get me quality whores, Gia to dress the whores, Gia to coach the whores on my awesomely hot dialogue, Gia to take the money I pay the whores and deposit it in their bank accounts, Gia to open said bank accounts for the whores lacking in such....GIA to provide back up cum gobbling assistance for the first girl that gags or dodges. Gia gia gia....
Gigi, to inspire and exhort me on, telling me whats hott and whats nott. Gigi could also test the Meth I use for performance enhancing reasons only. I am Da Burg, I am a perfectionist.
Windsock/CAOH as "Talent" after the fashion he always wanted. Travis splooges on Hailey 8 times in 14 over-excited minutes, such that it cant be called premature ejaculation because Simp has never, nor will ever, matured. Gigi serves as Fluffer for Travis in between Splooge number 5 and 6, and is so good she accidentally causes on off camera splooge...which she eats.
Cereal Lunch: She provides Lunch for everyone, taking my handivan and driving to Wendy's. When she returns, my hydraulics in the lift/ramp are fucked up and she defends herself by saying "Hydraulics are for losers, real crippled men lift themselves in and out of their handivans using a Rope and Pulley system Big Brother Burg! Now give me 300 bucks for ridding you of the evils of Hydraulics from your life!"
no way, i wanna make the lunch! then you guys can all laugh at my goofy casserole of the day and make me cry and then shoot loads on me that mix with my tears.
I believe she's referring to Mike Alpo, or Mike Dildo, or Mike Albo, whatever he calls himself today. She read some of the Duke Floored backstory and got paranoid. I'm trying to counsel her along through this difficult time for a porno writer. But when an ugly, dilapidated, washed up writer like Mike Dilbo tries to flex his muscle now and then, it gets the blogger's attention.
Of course, in the end it just backfires on him and he gets shuffled back into the mix of the detritus that make up the editorial staff of the AVN brand. He's kinda like the porno David Falk--total douchebag, with an occasional flareup of relevance.
Travis Bickle: I should get one of those signs that says "One of these days I'm gonna get organezized". Betsy: You mean organized? Travis Bickle: Organezized. Organezized. It's a joke. O-R-G-A-N-E-Z-I-Z-E-D... Betsy: Oh, you mean organezized. Like those little signs they have in offices that says, "Thimk"?
Sweet, now everyone who's been asking for my pics, can actually see a picture of me from almost 6 years ago, from 2003, people on here have PM'img me like crazy telling me that BIFF is actually in love with me. I refuse to believe it, and when they write it I get this awful raw fucking pain of disgust in my stomach at just the thought of you and what you actually look like, smell like, what your wallet looks like, while you type away your gangsta' internet tough guy anger at me in your small either one room for rent or your moms basement.
I love how you took time out of your "busy" LMFAO life to search for those. Oh that's right, you're so infatuated that you saved them to your hard drive. Probably the only thing that gets hard on ya. Better enjoy whatever hardness you can get.
Quote: Sweet, now everyone who's been asking for my pics, can actually see a picture of me from almost 6 years ago, from 2003, people on here have PM'img me like crazy telling me that BIFF is actually in love with me. I refuse to believe it, and when they write it I get this awful raw fucking pain of disgust in my stomach at just the thought of you and what you actually look like, smell like, what your wallet looks like, while you type away your gangsta' internet tough guy anger at me in your small either one room for rent or your moms basement.
I love how you took time out of your "busy" LMFAO life to search for those. Oh that's right, you're so infatuated that you saved them to your hard drive. Probably the only thing that gets hard on ya. Better enjoy whatever hardness you can get.
Stop kidding yourself. No one is PMing a disgustingly hypocritical hermie such as yourself. I will continue to belittle you until you pack up and go elsewhere. The shit you spewed on belladouche's board about XPT isn't going unanswered. Just because that board is gone doesn't mean you'll get off lightly. You're a vile pig. Too bad Bishop's not around. If he was, you'd spew your bigotry ad nauseum.
Contrary to your ego and self-importance, I didn't search for your ramblings. I was looking up some old Bishop and arab posts when I stumbled upon those sickening pics of you. Go ahead and say you didn't call Bishop a "nigger." I've got proof otherwise.
Quote: You've got alot of work ahead ya if you think "YOU" can chase me from anywhere, so either dont read my post or continue to make an idiot out of yourself and keep posting behind me.....Im here to stay fuckface. So you enjoy your weekend and you should rent the space in your head with something you enjoy if you hate me so much.
I see so many people wanting the need to see "OLD POSTS" of me having a meltdown as you call it and reliving 8 year old shit. Im sure they come on everyday and log on to see just that. You're embarassing yourself not me. I dont give a shit. Im here to stay whether you like it, Bishop likes it, or Arab likes it, why dont you try emailing them and begging them to come back to "get me"
Learn the meaning of belittle/get off lightly, no one gives a fuck, but you, people have "real lives' unlike you, cause in your mind if you think that is what you're doing you are totally off the mark once again.
Continue to jack off in your rented room.
Sorry guys I realize i'm late to the party just noticing this pic posted back in march, but good sweet christ on a bike - there are some whores off the beaten path that you want to fuck once just for the experience, and then there's other whores you hope never decide they need a sperm donor and you're the closest male she decides to bull rush and fling in the air like a rag doll as part of her dino mating ritual. Reminds me of that squarejaw Laura Orsolya (bottom pic). I'd like to see a reverse gangbang clash of the titans where these giants team up against Steve Holmes in the middle and compress him into the singularity.
King, your posting is paradigm-shifting, and I feel that I have to go to the bone pile, pick up a femur, and start pounding away for a few minutes, then, toss up the femur bone in slow motion...
I object to the video on the grounds that it gets too close to the truth. (Putting on Moderator hat.....Hmmmmmm....where's that DELETE button?)
I post pics documenting my sex life because I'm horny, lonely, and do not possess the social skills necessary to meet real women. I am a rat on a wheel stimulated by the release of dopamine in my brain each time I orgasm. I have made it to 40 years of age proving that not all unemployed people are accounted for in government statistics. I find it easier to pay women for companionship because I falsely believe it is cheaper than nourishing a healthy, loving relationship. My dependence on the approval of others masks a deep-seated insecurity and hardwired low-self-esteem. I fantasized about being in porn since a then-girlfriend complimented my fucking after we broke a bed together. My irrational exhuberance caused me to abandon any real hopes for a normal career. I realize that my body will rapidly decline in its ability to perform at any level of sex that is worth paying to see. Blowing money has been ingrained in my brain for so long that I know I will eventually burn through all my savings. Suicide-level depression will set in following the theft of my checkbook by the 2,234th update for www.loadmymouth.com date. Her name will absolutely end in the letter y, as in Mandy, Candy, or Haley. My last months in the very near future will play out like I am remaking Leaving Las Vegas. Gia Jordan will be the last person to photograph the Ironman, lying in a gutter outside Porn Star Karaoke with urine-stained pants and gonorrhea-stained Jockeys.
Quote: I object to the video on the grounds that it gets too close to the truth. (Putting on Moderator hat.....Hmmmmmm....where's that DELETE button?)
I post pics documenting my sex life because I'm horny, lonely, and do not possess the social skills necessary to meet real women. I am a rat on a wheel stimulated by the release of dopamine in my brain each time I orgasm. I have made it to 40 years of age proving that not all unemployed people are accounted for in government statistics. I find it easier to pay women for companionship because I falsely believe it is cheaper than nourishing a healthy, loving relationship. My dependence on the approval of others masks a deep-seated insecurity and hardwired low-self-esteem. I fantasized about being in porn since a then-girlfriend complimented my fucking after we broke a bed together. My irrational exhuberance caused me to abandon any real hopes for a normal career. I realize that my body will rapidly decline in its ability to perform at any level of sex that is worth paying to see. Blowing money has been ingrained in my brain for so long that I know I will eventually burn through all my savings. My last months in the very near future will play out like I am remaking Leaving Las Vegas. Gia Jordan will be the last person to photograph the Ironman, lying in a gutter outside Porn Star Karaoke with urine-stained pants and gonorrhea-stained Jockeys.
So, how was your day?
telling. in jest, there is truth. saved for posterity.
Quote: <snip>Suicide-level depression will set in following the theft of my checkbook by the 2,234th update for (shameless plug). Her name will absolutely end in the letter y, as in Mandy, Candy, or Haley.<snip>
That's why you instruct little missy to keep clapping her hands whenever she wanders off from eyesight (changing in the next room, etc). Sure there are her feet unaccounted for, but anything stolen with those she's basically earned.
For the rest of that Leaving Porn Valley gloom and doom, that's not how I see it going down. Flash forward and we see you at a S.A.A. (sex addicts anonymous) meeting, which you join with the best of intentions to swapping one addiction (sex) for another (god), before realizing it's fertile ground for new recruits, and the cycle continues with a new S.A.A. themed line.
The real solution to feeling rudderless is gardening therapy. You know, fruits and vegetables -- blinking and sparkling, almost human -- something to watch over. In turn, spreading themselves like sunlight, they watch over you. Once you get that far, get in touch and we take it from there. Not sure it works; read it on a matchbook - maybe there's something to it.
Quote: Sorry guys I realize i'm late to the party just noticing this pic posted back in march, but good sweet christ on a bike - there are some whores off the beaten path that you want to fuck once just for the experience, and then there's other whores you hope never decide they need a sperm donor and you're the closest male she decides to bull rush and fling in the air like a rag doll as part of her dino mating ritual. Reminds me of that squarejaw Laura Orsolya (bottom pic). I'd like to see a reverse gangbang clash of the titans where these giants team up against Steve Holmes in the middle and compress him into the singularity.
Is it just me or is that Patrick Swayze fucking that chick in the second picture?
the way simp/t.. trolled adt was simply transcendent. depending on his patience he'd create accounts and accrue enough regular adt posts to build enough credibility he could ask some truly weird poll question or some very simpish reply i would sometimes catch as potentially his style. he'd maybe string the mods along through some other posts looking more and more like his m.o. until BANG! he'd pull the disguise off and volley pure aurora-snow quacking posts off. the "i can do this forever, you literally can't stop me faster the thirteenth time than the second" factor of the thing was brilliant in the sense the posters either tolerated him or secretly laughed at the outbreak of quacking but the mods fucking hated him and each time felt more and more strongly about the fact he was making them look a little bad. basically, he became some kind of robin hood/jesse james of the board, the authorities wanted him but half of the board was rooting for or amused by another outlaw simp attack.
i wish i remembered his accounts better there, there should be a list of t's "upside-down/i could take a shit somewhere hidden in your house and you'd never know what happened until i let you know moderators"
some people were banned a good number of times but the artistry he used to gain the herd's acceptance was like comparing a suicide bomber to victor bout. anyone with feet's able to pull the first off, being able to deliver you t-74 tank, thousands of ak's or troop-deployable rockets and missiles and a few armored support vehicles without tracks by cargo jets registered to a moving target of african "nations" recognized as kosher to fly from but really just a different incarnation of a former mess with the newest, baddest corrupt leader who was going to need hardware quick because to really exploit your people in africa for more than a cup-of-coffee as a real despot you need to give your goons superior toys than the populace so they can steal, rape and extort with impunity at the individual level. anyhow, pull off dropping instant-army kits from cargo planes for 15 years takes some techne, the UN doesn't like looking stupid for that long. simp could be toying with them right now if he desired and still creating moments where the impotency of the mod's "ban" or "lock" abilities without better deductive skills would be just legendary by now.
the adt mods always knew they could use the ban/lock/delete abilities to keep order with them at the apex, but when it came to simp it was painfully obvious who was the cat stalking the mouse to toy with it after banning him wasn't punishing him, rather inviting a new model of trojan horse into the walls of troy again with a new twist that worked as well as the first.
i've gotta find some of them, anyone's memory better than mine? probably the most-adaptive strategy for trolling i've seen when it comes to users who re-register a bunch-there was no valid reason to ban those accounts based on anything they posted other than at some point he'd out himself as simp and they'd kill an account for reasons totally unrelated to anything offensive or rule-breaking he'd done and people weren't intolerant of any of it so it was truly a personal thing when he'd get banned for using the word quack again. the more removed from the things they banned him for each incarnation got to be only made anyone offended by anything he'd first done forget about most of it and just view the whole thing as the road runner sticking his tongue out and saying "quack" for the fifteenth time and seeing the coyote chasing him yet again.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: XPT Reliquary - 04/22/1105:16 PM
I suggest a return to our roots...
Originally Posted By: Conky
For safekeeping, and that future generations may learn to degrade whores the way their ancestors once did.
the way simp/t.. trolled adt was simply transcendent. depending on his patience he'd create accounts and accrue enough regular adt posts to build enough credibility he could ask some truly weird poll question or some very simpish reply i would sometimes catch as potentially his style. he'd maybe string the mods along through some other posts looking more and more like his m.o. until BANG! he'd pull the disguise off and volley pure aurora-snow quacking posts off. the "i can do this forever, you literally can't stop me faster the thirteenth time than the second" factor of the thing was brilliant in the sense the posters either tolerated him or secretly laughed at the outbreak of quacking but the mods fucking hated him and each time felt more and more strongly about the fact he was making them look a little bad. basically, he became some kind of robin hood/jesse james of the board, the authorities wanted him but half of the board was rooting for or amused by another outlaw simp attack.
i wish i remembered his accounts better there, there should be a list of t's "upside-down/i could take a shit somewhere hidden in your house and you'd never know what happened until i let you know moderators"
some people were banned a good number of times but the artistry he used to gain the herd's acceptance was like comparing a suicide bomber to victor bout. anyone with feet's able to pull the first off, being able to deliver you t-74 tank, thousands of ak's or troop-deployable rockets and missiles and a few armored support vehicles without tracks by cargo jets registered to a moving target of african "nations" recognized as kosher to fly from but really just a different incarnation of a former mess with the newest, baddest corrupt leader who was going to need hardware quick because to really exploit your people in africa for more than a cup-of-coffee as a real despot you need to give your goons superior toys than the populace so they can steal, rape and extort with impunity at the individual level. anyhow, pull off dropping instant-army kits from cargo planes for 15 years takes some techne, the UN doesn't like looking stupid for that long. simp could be toying with them right now if he desired and still creating moments where the impotency of the mod's "ban" or "lock" abilities without better deductive skills would be just legendary by now.
the adt mods always knew they could use the ban/lock/delete abilities to keep order with them at the apex, but when it came to simp it was painfully obvious who was the cat stalking the mouse to toy with it after banning him wasn't punishing him, rather inviting a new model of trojan horse into the walls of troy again with a new twist that worked as well as the first.
i've gotta find some of them, anyone's memory better than mine? probably the most-adaptive strategy for trolling i've seen when it comes to users who re-register a bunch-there was no valid reason to ban those accounts based on anything they posted other than at some point he'd out himself as simp and they'd kill an account for reasons totally unrelated to anything offensive or rule-breaking he'd done and people weren't intolerant of any of it so it was truly a personal thing when he'd get banned for using the word quack again. the more removed from the things they banned him for each incarnation got to be only made anyone offended by anything he'd first done forget about most of it and just view the whole thing as the road runner sticking his tongue out and saying "quack" for the fifteenth time and seeing the coyote chasing him yet again.
Dude...I just want to say that I have read some of your posts and you are Quite the writer. You should do it for a living if you are not doing so already Topics and comments aside, your writing is clearly thoughtful and engaging !!
not discounting other greats of the past but losing his output alone in a platform switch where the archives didn't follow would've been disaster. right on par with burning unpublished HST manuscripts.
Not that anyone gives a fuck, and I don't always agree with him, JamesN is easily top 2 or 3 posters for a barely above lurker like myself. Hey Steve C, are you the Foundry/O&A Steve C? Martini Steve?
patrick swayze=generative of weird edberg hair. true story, edberg once hit an older man working in the periphery of a match.
somehow, IT FUCKING KILLED THE GUY. not like BAM/gunshot dead, but hospital a day later dead.
still, it apparently tortured him so deeply to have killed some line judge/ballperson he basically paid off the dude's home, sent two kids to college on his dime, etc. so fucking weird, fucking kills a ballboy and is wrought with guilt down the road.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: XPT Reliquary - 08/29/1105:07 AM
I've had a copy of this for a while. Thought I'd try it around the new software and see if I could get it to work.
Panzer's hilarious. I really hope that's him, but something makes me call bravo Sierra on it.
I imagine Alex is fairly frightening upon first meeting him. He's a gigantic Russian guy that takes pictures of everything. Would anyone of either gender just go up to his apartment, even for money?
Who knows, maybe they got to know each other first. Maybe it realized Panzer's genius.....Maybe this could actually lead to happiness for both of them.
The Earth has to shake when he precariously wobbles to his feet from that position. I'd also like to think that his breathing sounds like The Grand Canyon on a windy day.
He probably breathes heavily through his nose while eating.
Speaking of slovenly chubs from the past....Does anyone remember that chubby little Asian guy that fancied himself a porn star? He would pose in front of the mirror, fat rolls bulging out from everywhere.
I've had a copy of this for a while. Thought I'd try it around the new software and see if I could get it to work.
Still one of the funniest things on this site. Am I the only one who doesn't have a prob with Ms. Thomas putting a few pounds? Reminds me of Kim Deal. In a real good way.
I get the feeling we'll need access to the Panzer Pedo Profile Pic on more than one occasion.
I remember reading a discussion about that episode of Diffrent Strokes...the author said when Arnold got drunk it was "from the nipple straight to Ripple"
go have some meth and sweet potatoes with marshmallows.btw are you the same gigi that posts on hiphop-elements.com?
of you.
god, i still can't get over that smile. i just want to lick him like a goddamn lollipop. i want to be the next ex-mrs. kerkove 
Topics and comments aside, your writing is clearly thoughtful and engaging !!
