Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash

Posted by: Conky

Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 12:27 PM

According to Luke Is Back.com Jenna's snatch is now causing problems in 'real' Hollywood:

"Porn star Jenna Jameson hasn’t been showing up to meetings with Hollywood bigshots who want to make her best-seller “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” into a movie, but, according to Rush & Molloy, she’s got a very private reason for flaking. A source tells R&M that Jameson’s had a little work done “down there” and that is hasn’t turned out so well. “She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy. She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody,” says the source. A rep says that he doesn’t know anything about any surgery."

See, one of the problems when you lose a lot of weight is all of that extra sagging skin. Around your cunt.
Posted by: J.B.

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 12:32 PM

Frankenpornwhore. Can anyone better at photoshop than me paste JJ's face on the Green Guy's body?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 01:55 PM

Get well soon, Jenna.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 04:08 PM

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According to Luke Is Back.com Jenna's snatch is now causing problems in 'real' Hollywood:

"Porn star Jenna Jameson hasn’t been showing up to meetings with Hollywood bigshots who want to make her best-seller “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” into a movie, but, according to Rush & Molloy, she’s got a very private reason for flaking. A source tells R&M that Jameson’s had a little work done “down there” and that is hasn’t turned out so well. “She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy. She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody,” says the source. A rep says that he doesn’t know anything about any surgery."

See, one of the problems when you lose a lot of weight is all of that extra sagging skin. Around your cunt.





Can't Tito, like, Punch her or drop kick her in the gash a few dozen times and toughen it up? Jenna needs Super Macho Man in a BIG way.
Posted by: Stabby Stab Stab

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 06:13 PM

I liked her vag. What was wrong with her vag? HER VAG WAS JUST FINE BEFORE. Stupid porn whores always looking for an excuse to have plastic surgery.
Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 06:47 PM

god, i bet that the surgery was for an episode of dr 90210 as well, which makes it doubly despicable. i still hate that show and all the cunt doctors involved.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 07:24 PM

SOMEONE PLEASE KRAZY-GLUE HILLARY SCOTT'S AND ALYSSA WEST'S VAGINAS CLOSED. DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!

XOXOXOXOXOX

KURT LOCKWOOD AND CHRISTE LEE
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 07:47 PM

Has any xpt'er ever seen Jenna Jamesons vagina? I have not. A reward to the first person to post a picture clear enough for us to debate the merits of her pre-surgical labia.
Posted by: J.B.

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 07:50 PM

Here Ya Go...

Posted by: jamesn

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 07:51 PM

acceptable vagina. if i was her, i would have sprung for some anal bleaching well before vaginoplasty.
Posted by: J.B.

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 07:52 PM

Here's Another...

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 07:55 PM

One more...

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 08:48 PM

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I liked her vag. What was wrong with her vag? HER VAG WAS JUST FINE BEFORE. Stupid porn whores always looking for an excuse to have plastic surgery.




Her tits were great before, as was most everything else about her before she fell in love with the knife. I don't get it, it just ain't right.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 09:51 PM

I bet Holly Randall has some good stuff with Jenna from her archives, probably even stuff shot by her Mum Suze. What does Holly think of this whole episode of Jenna's Vagina going to hell?
Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/30/07 11:03 PM

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I liked her vag. What was wrong with her vag? HER VAG WAS JUST FINE BEFORE. Stupid porn whores always looking for an excuse to have plastic surgery.




Her tits were great before, as was most everything else about her before she fell in love with the knife. I don't get it, it just ain't right.




the problem is, in some people's minds plastic surgery is a status symbol. for those whose insecurities are not allayed through german cars and italian handbags, a $20000 face is the next step to proving they "made it".
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/31/07 12:10 AM

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I liked her vag. What was wrong with her vag? HER VAG WAS JUST FINE BEFORE. Stupid porn whores always looking for an excuse to have plastic surgery.




Her tits were great before, as was most everything else about her before she fell in love with the knife. I don't get it, it just ain't right.




the problem is, in some people's minds plastic surgery is a status symbol. for those whose insecurities are not allayed through german cars and italian handbags, a $20000 face is the next step to proving they "made it".





Plastic Surgery on my wheelchair just wont do....I'm fucked.
Posted by: Calvin

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/31/07 08:42 AM

Any chance that this story is a plant from her ex's camp designed to make her look ridiculous?

Not that she isn't capable of looking ridiculous on her own, but were they really negotiating a mainstream "The Jenna Jameson" story, starring Jenna, until she flaked on production meetings because her vagina wasn't sparkly enough?
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/31/07 09:05 AM

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According to Luke Is Back.com Jenna's snatch is now causing problems in 'real' Hollywood:

"Porn star Jenna Jameson hasn’t been showing up to meetings with Hollywood bigshots who want to make her best-seller “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” into a movie, but, according to Rush & Molloy, she’s got a very private reason for flaking.




Question: what the fuck kind of mainstream big-shot Hollywood production meeting requires you to flash your gash?

This doesn't quite add up, somehow....

Posted by: xvod

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 03/31/07 09:46 PM

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According to Luke Is Back.com Jenna's snatch is now causing problems in 'real' Hollywood:

"Porn star Jenna Jameson hasn’t been showing up to meetings with Hollywood bigshots who want to make her best-seller “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” into a movie, but, according to Rush & Molloy, she’s got a very private reason for flaking.




Question: what the fuck kind of mainstream big-shot Hollywood production meeting requires you to flash your gash?

This doesn't quite add up, somehow....





Duke Floored is a talentless fuck... he should try actually sourcing his posts instead of copying and pasting. Gotta hand it to him though, his traffic is great for someone who just sits around and swipes stuff from the net.

Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 04/01/07 07:15 PM

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I bet Holly Randall has some good stuff with Jenna from her archives, probably even stuff shot by her Mum Suze. What does Holly think of this whole episode of Jenna's Vagina going to hell?




First of all, do we know this to actually be true? Seems to me Jenna's vagina was fine to begin with...



Posted by: J.B.

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 04/01/07 07:25 PM

Come on, Holly. Are you going to let facts get in the way of rumor and conjecture? Luke stole it form Rush & Malloy, so you know it's gotta be true.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 04/01/07 07:27 PM

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First of all, do we know this to actually be true? Seems to me Jenna's vagina was fine to begin with...








Who knows if its really true, it just underscores the vicious nature of this business that even a girl's Vulva/Vagina is in play as far as being a target, although sometimes it is obvious and deserving (see Hillary scott's Vaginal Pretzel Oven Picture floating around here in numerous threads...)

Hey, anyone noticed that Holly posted a pic of Jenna in the infamous Mia Rose Pose she did a few months back? Holly, did you and your Mum seize upon that specific position/pose for any particular (hopefully filthy/sordid) reason? Did Suze conjure up that pose first with this Jenna Pic or were there OTHER previous poses involving other girls in that particular pose? Was that the position Suze was in when you were conceived? Oh my god, what did I just say?
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 04/01/07 08:25 PM

This is one of my mom's favorite poses-- the foot is often cut off because the assistant is holding it to keep the model in place. In Mia's shot, she's limber enough to do it all on her own-- no feet holding necessary.
Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 04/01/07 08:59 PM

What the fuck is she doing getting a vaginoplasty for?
Like she shoots anymore.
What is Tito gonna fuck her on camera now since Jay G's been kicked to the curb?
Maybe she's gonna do (gasp) interracial. Ain't much left for her.
Wesley Pipes is waiting........
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 04/02/07 12:41 AM

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What the fuck is she doing getting a vaginoplasty for?
Like she shoots anymore.
What is Tito gonna fuck her on camera now since Jay G's been kicked to the curb?
Maybe she's gonna do (gasp) interracial. Ain't much left for her.
Wesley Pipes is waiting........




Yes, he's waiting...to get out of jail!

I assume you haven't heard the news?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 04/02/07 06:55 AM

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Yes, he's waiting...to get out of jail!

I assume you haven't heard the news?




I hadn't heard that. What's the story?
Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 04/02/07 08:08 PM

Indeed I am limber enough. I used to strip... And oddely enough, stripping... well, when I dance, I get in another world when I dance. I always made a shit ton of money of stage, but I never had the heart to hustle the crowd. I would find a group, make friends, and feel bad if I was a hustler towards them. Meh... Stripping taught me some knarly poses, and kept me in shape.

*** HOLLY! Sorry about the other week. Of all the dates for me to get very sick, "you know, the real sick, not the Ive been up puking all night porn girl sick" Out of every company, trust me, your not the person I want to do that to. Id work for you for free***
Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 04/02/07 08:29 PM

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Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 04/03/07 12:06 AM

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Indeed I am limber enough. I used to strip... And oddely enough, stripping... well, when I dance, I get in another world when I dance. I always made a shit ton of money of stage, but I never had the heart to hustle the crowd. I would find a group, make friends, and feel bad if I was a hustler towards them. Meh... Stripping taught me some knarly poses, and kept me in shape.





Serious legit question: If you made such good money stripping, why not just stick with that instead of venturing off, getting into porn with its exposure to disease(s), the permanent visual record on DVD that will exist from now to eternity of you getting throttled upside down surrounded by angry pulsating penises and getting splooged on by guys you probably would have avoided even in a dark strip club?
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash - 04/03/07 07:43 AM

Not to put words in Mia's mouth (insert joke of your choice), but doesn't name recognition as a 'porn star' increase appearance fees for feature dancing more than being named "Miss Nude Juneau February 2006"?