Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine

Posted by: Willie D

Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/26/07 06:40 PM

According to IAFD, our little girl is all grown up at 24 now. She's lived a rich full life to this point, and I hope you are filled with warmth, love, and bliss.

Modelling is glamrous:

Posted by: Dane

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/26/07 08:16 PM

i want to punch her in the back of the head so hard

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/26/07 08:25 PM

Posted by: zenman

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/26/07 08:45 PM

I still haven't received my copy from eBay dammit. I need stroke material.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/27/07 01:55 AM

I hear Steven gave her a beautiful ring.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/27/07 02:55 AM

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I hear Steven gave her a beautiful ring.

He certainly knows how to make a good impression....

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/27/07 03:01 AM

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He certainly knows how to make a good impression....

You only get one chance to make a first impression.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/27/07 08:25 AM

That whore is beyond worthless. It makes me happy knowing shes addicted to Meth and sucks off truck drivers for food stamps.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/27/07 01:10 PM

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That whore is beyond worthless. It makes me happy knowing shes addicted to Meth and sucks off truck drivers for food stamps.

Anyone have a list of her favorite truck stops?

Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/27/07 03:10 PM

Amazing how she's gone on to anchor SNL's "Weekend Update" and appear in that Will Ferrell skating movie from such humble and humiliating beginnings.

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/07/07 01:46 PM

Anyone think this is strokable?

http://www.filecabi.net/video/2209370489.html

Posted by: Jizz-Tastic

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/08/07 05:44 AM

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Anyone think this is strokable?

http://www.filecabi.net/video/2209370489.html

well iv just jerked off to it

and this too
http://www.extremeporngalleries.com/extremealex/002hgt/index.php?nats=MTQ1MDo2OjIw-rev:ea

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/08/07 01:17 PM

Did she eat 5 bags of marshmallows for lunch or something?

Posted by: Handful

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/08/07 03:21 PM

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Anyone think this is strokable?

http://www.filecabi.net/video/2209370489.html

Quite strokable. Brimming with redeeming social values. I've never cared much for extremealex, but extremeholly rocked. What happened to that crazy whore?

Posted by: gonzo420

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/09/07 03:34 PM

Yeah, Happy Birthday Whore!! Alex rocks!!

What a beat up looking whore!! Gotta Fuckin love it!

Posted by: zenman

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/09/07 03:52 PM

When she's like 35 people will look at her and say "who the fuck would put her in a porn movie."

Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/09/07 04:15 PM

jesus, drug riddled whores shouldnt be so dam chubby

the meth pimples are a nice touch.
britney spears lame hair dye job and all
im in awe.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/09/07 04:40 PM

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When she's like 35 people will look at her and say "who the fuck would put her in a porn movie."

that could be said right now. wtf is on her ass cheeks? Those are awful large pimple, look like cysts, she is fucking horrible, she looks stoned out of her fucking mind.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/10/07 01:46 PM

That is one ugly motherfucker. I wouldn't touch her with Ryan's. Not that I'd be able to. Be like trying to point with a piece of rope.

Posted by: zenman

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/10/07 03:49 PM

That whore has AIDS; I'm certain of it.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/10/07 03:57 PM

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I just scrolled backwards from the bottom of screen up, and thought this was a scat scene. AND I was eating chocolate. Thanks a lot, assholes.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/10/07 05:23 PM

That's been around here for a few years. The whore she puked on used to post here, Mandy Taylor.

http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=websites&Number=120966

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/10/07 05:42 PM

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I just scrolled backwards from the bottom of screen up, and thought this was a scat scene.

So, what you're saying is you saw a black man and automatically thought "piece of shit". Boy, is Tritone gonna be pissed.

Alex is really starting to look like one of those strung-out gals you see working at those run down, 24 hour gas and mini-mart places at 2:30 in the morning.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/11/07 01:42 AM

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That whore has AIDS; I'm certain of it.

Could be...the moment I saw her ass, I immediately thought of that picture of Lara Roxx's ass outbreak (which I'm not going to dig up and post in case Gia is still eating

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/11/07 08:30 AM

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That whore has AIDS; I'm certain of it.

If she doesnt, she should.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/11/07 12:10 PM

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That whore has AIDS; I'm certain of it.

If she doesnt, she should.

if she doesn't yet, she will.

Posted by: Malcolm Y

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/11/07 12:17 PM

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That whore has AIDS; I'm certain of it.

If she doesnt, she should.

if she doesn't yet, she will.

If she won't, her children will.

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/11/07 01:32 PM

If you think this joke hasn't ran it's course yet, it has.

Posted by: zenman

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/11/07 08:08 PM

She's never been my favorite, but I just watched her scene in Baker's Dozen and she was actually kind of cute, in a bubbly sorority girl kind of way.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/12/07 12:11 PM

I look forward to Moblem posting about Alex soon.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/12/07 04:57 PM

Posted by: Mandy Taylor

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/25/07 07:43 PM

It was dairy queen

not marshmallows

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That's been around here for a few years. The whore she puked on used to post here, Mandy Taylor.

http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=websites&Number=120966

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 12/27/07 09:16 AM

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I look forward to Moblem posting about Alex soon.

We all do.

Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 01/30/08 06:19 PM

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That whore has AIDS; I'm certain of it.

If she doesnt, she should.

if she doesn't yet, she will.

If she won't, her children will.

I read somewhere that she's preggers.

No word on who the lucky ex-con is.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 01/30/08 06:25 PM

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I read somewhere that she's preggers.

No word on who the lucky ex-con is.

Maybe they can punch her in the head instead of giving her an epidural.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 02/06/08 08:36 AM

Even better, hopefully someone will punch that worthless whore in the stomach. In a perfect world, human garbage like Alex Devine wont be able to have kids.

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 02/10/08 11:45 PM

Extreme Alex dvd's are being released. Think she will see any of the money?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 02/11/08 07:24 AM

Alex seems like the type of girl whose life is going nowhere and thinks having a child will knock some sense into her. Oh, wait...

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/08/16 06:50 PM

Bump because Alex's birthday is coming up soon. Happy birthday, sweetie. I hope porn and hooking turned into a good way to make meth money...except you probably blew the money on Snickers and Mountain Dew.

Posted by: windsock

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/08/16 11:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Jeff Steward

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That is awful.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/09/16 06:44 AM

Originally Posted By: windsock

Originally Posted By: Jeff Steward

That is awful.

Barney!

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 04/10/17 10:03 PM

Shit, I missed this disgusting whore's birthday. What's the over/under on the residual value of the undigested drugs in her system when she finally pulls a Jake Malone?

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 11/30/17 09:46 PM

Sine some fanboi trolled me on a post I wrote over 7 years ago on this topic, it's getting a bump.

Bonus footage:

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...true#Post180736

Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/26/22 12:07 AM

Memories.......from the corners of my mind.....

When I saw it was her b-day on IAFD, this needed a bump. Like I'm sure Alex is enjoying as we speak.

Posted by: KidRibz

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/27/22 09:58 AM

Enjoying a donkey punch

Posted by: Blue

Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine - 03/27/22 05:33 PM

Please tell me that's some kind of stage prop/shock value thing. Even if not on a scale of 1 to 10 not sure that's a 1.

https://fapality.com/1415/#.Vh4qdavwLvM.reddit