Quote: i am ...foolishly as tomorrow i must work ...but fucket ...casual friday = hungover friday.
Have you tried the "Chaser" hangover pills? I kid you not, they really work. You take two with your first drink, and then two every few hours, until you pass out. Unfortunately I only discovered them towards the very end of my drinking career, otherwise I could have avoided many hungover mornings. They are available in pretty much any drugstore.
Joining you with a set of swigs from an old bottle of scotch I found behind my desk last weekend. I cleaned the outside from most of the dust and cat hair before imbibing.
Have you tried the "Chaser" hangover pills? I kid you not, they really work. You take two with your first drink, and then two every few hours, until you pass out. Unfortunately I only discovered them towards the very end of my drinking career, otherwise I could have avoided many hungover mornings. They are available in pretty much any drugstore.
That's terrible advice, Holly. The hangovers are the only thing that remind windsock he is alive.
Fuggit!!! Grip Johnson and Mike (Dan, hahahaha) Albo met up for an interview of shindiggy. So I had a few stuffy-stuff and carrying it on tonight. People talk bullshit about not mixing your alcohol but ya know what, I always do. So if you don't, NOT-mixing your alkie is for pussies, W00T!
Gotta have a early start for a early day of work tomorrow. I'm a pygmy made of steel and will return to slavery tomorrow without any crazy obstacles. Sierra must have injected me with her ninja powers one night. Ninja rape sounds hot.
Sierra
*edit* oh I forgot to mention that all I had today was cheesecake, it was really good and it was the only thing that was truly fattening that I had all week. It's fucking horrible. Mom and dad would be very disappointed. FUCKIN-A!!! Civilian life is like anal sex, you end up not eating because you're either too busy or have a cock up your ass. Lame.
THAT! I'm not sure of actually. I should have asked but pardon me for not asking. Although he does have quite a love for noodles But anyone who isn't worried about eating good ole yummy noddles, who doesn't love 'em!!! He seems to be doing well. I missed his funny ass. Tequila... Whiskey straight, Beer... ah shit I forgot about the wine. I'll be back.
I just realized this is a very un-Cage-worthy thread and I apologize. You can move it to the appropriate column if needed. I will not remember writing this tomorrow in churhc, but I did not bump it like the Fstman perdicted. Absolut + Fresca
this, my child is why god invented klonopin and told man to rest and warned man not to use it's name in vain like hillary and leah as a blanket excuse when to explain how naturally they slipped into craay white trash bitches when bono and gram ponante aren't around.
It's just after 4:00 in the afternoon where I am and I am drunk. I bought 3 of these "tall boys" from the vending machine down stairs and got a super good buzz. I am currently on my ninth and feel no pain. These things have to be 10-12 percent.
Quote: It's just after 4:00 in the afternoon where I am and I am drunk. I bought 3 of these "tall boys" from the vending machine down stairs and got a super good buzz. I am currently on my ninth and feel no pain. These things have to be 10-12 percent.
Fuck! A vending machine with booze? Where are you where that is available?
I'll be hoisting more than a few at my rotisserie baseball draft later tonight.
Fuck! A vending machine with booze? Where are you where that is available?
I'll be hoisting more than a few at my rotisserie baseball draft later tonight.
I think you can tell where I am. Look closely at the pic I posted, I have seen several vending machines on the side of the road selling beer and cigarettes, though.
Quote: I think you can tell where I am. Look closely at the pic I posted, I have seen several vending machines on the side of the road selling beer and cigarettes, though.
Ahh, I see now. I had assumed that was an imported beer. I did not think that it was domestic.
Down tons of B vitamins, water, and get yourself a fresh fruit or veggie juice (freshly made right there) from some juice place. Monstar, check out Leaf on Ventura between Woodman and Van Nuys. Beware: drinks and dessert only; the food SUCKS. Even as a raw food fan, I warn you it's vile. Side note- I'm afraid of asprin. If I were a junkie I'd be like Ben Stiller in Permanent Midnight jogging and workin' the carrot juice after a night of slamming h. No worries, y'all. IVs aint for me. MDs can't find my veins and I hold up the line at aim.
Hangover cures? Prevention is the best policy. What works for me is about a liter of water and 2 aspirins the night before. If you're passing out, I'd listen to Gia.
Well, glass bottles that hit the bottom of vending machines tend to make a mess. It is pretty good as a draft too. I am staying near the old Haneda airport. Most of the streets are small and not really made for car traffic (although this doesn't seem to be a deterrent to it). I have not run into any Geisha houses, but I swore many years ago that I would never step foot into a Karaoke bar. I have run into at least 3 casinos as well, but don't like to gamble. It is currently cherry blossom season here though, so that means drunken entertainment is only a park away.
Quote: Well, glass bottles that hit the bottom of vending machines tend to make a mess. It is pretty good as a draft too. I am staying near the old Haneda airport. Most of the streets are small and not really made for car traffic (although this doesn't seem to be a deterrent to it). I have not run into any Geisha houses, but I swore many years ago that I would never step foot into a Karaoke bar. I have run into at least 3 casinos as well, but don't like to gamble. It is currently cherry blossom season here though, so that means drunken entertainment is only a park away.
Ah-so, you have a true bonafide Vending machine, not one of the "refrigerator in disguise" contraptions that slides the bottle down a rubber chute.... I've actually travelled out of the country VERY infrequently (not counting Canada) but Denmark is one place I have been to a couple times and they had ( I shit you not) 15 or so DIFFERENT Bottled Beers in a Vending machine with a aircushion at the bottom...it had to be the size of a typical Garage Door. That was 4-1/2 years ago, last time in Copenhagen...of course Europe has some cities where they have Beer coming out of the Bathroom Sink Faucet.
Shit, I hope you find a geisha house, i am just curious what they are charging these days given the proliferation (or "downward spiral", take your pick) of extreme Japanese Porn and as more and more School girls are exposed and influenced at younger and younger ages, such that By Age 18 they are apparently addicted to splooge...<cough> veiled culturally biased sarcastic disgust ... It's Godzilla! No its GOKKUN Monster! No It's Godzilla! No it's Gokkun Monster! Ahhhh gokkun Monster!!!! <cough cough> I mean look what has happened in the case of our own wholesome and lovable Ceara Lynch...a otherwise beautiful young lady throughly corrupted and warped via exposure to the most explicit and degrading porn available today...today's young women ALL OVER THE WORLD are becoming one giant army of whores, AND I AM PISSED IT DIDNT HAPPEN 10 YEARS EARLIER when I could have enjoyed the change.
It's a big difference between a 28-29 year old dude going after an 18-20 year old hott slut than a 38-39 year old geezer enticing an 18-20 year old with whatever material / cash based incentive he can come up with to get her to take her clothes off and jump up and down on his schlong like a pogo stick followed by allowing him to splooge in her mouth while she allows him to stare into her empty soul via her shallow yet still-glittery eyes. See if you find any chicks like that, maybe even right downstairs in the lobby. In Japan, young 18-121 year old girls are ENCOURAGED to fuck older men, because, logically, they have the money....while the younger dudes get to bang the OLDER women, whose Husbands have all croaked ('cuz again they hooked up with a 20+ year age difference to begin with) and yet their sex drives are in full throttle.
*Note* Ceara is not souless or empty...on the contrary she is FULL of .... something.
I have seen those vending machines here, but not for beer. You have to open the can away from yourself, or better yet away from your craptop.
I don't know how these young women avoid being sucked into that sort of life, but they seem to, even in such a "saturated by porn" place. I think it comes down to the parental responsibility, for the most part, parents here, take control of their children's lives. They don't let them drink or smoke, even though it is readily available in a vending machine.
Hangover cures? Prevention is the best policy. What works for me is about a liter of water and 2 aspirins the night before. If you're passing out, I'd listen to Gia.
yeah, that usually works. sometimes i'll wake up drink the water and aspirins and go back to sleep, wake up and i'm good as gold.
...this time i just fucked everything up and was miserable well into monday.
Quote: Have2cit- what's an Asahi from the hotel vending machine set you back in USD?
About USD 2.75
Quote: have2-are they still coming out with that tobacco/vice-card next year so kids can't buy butts and porn anymore?
Dude, I have no idea. I can't even get a news paper in english here. Not even an english International news station. I ate dinner tonight in an "Italian" restaurant, and unlike most of them here, it had no pictures on the menu, I just pointed to the "Pasta" section and pigeoned out a "spaghetti with meat sauce" with the waiter and ordered extra beers in case it sucked, but it was pretty good (spicy too). The beer is easy to order though, you just point to tap you want.
Quote: Have2cit- what's an Asahi from the hotel vending machine set you back in USD?
About USD 2.75
Quote: have2-are they still coming out with that tobacco/vice-card next year so kids can't buy butts and porn anymore?
Dude, I have no idea. I can't even get a news paper in english here. Not even an english International news station. I ate dinner tonight in an "Italian" restaurant, and unlike most of them here, it had no pictures on the menu, I just pointed to the "Pasta" section and pigeoned out a "spaghetti with meat sauce" with the waiter and ordered extra beers in case it sucked, but it was pretty good (spicy too). The beer is easy to order though, you just point to tap you want.
Enough about the spaghetti, how are the Pink Salons?
Quote: Looks like Japan to me...from the 'evidence'.
No surprises there. Japan is number 1; they number 1 country. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA maybe you need to learn Japanese lil' litto! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The beautiful Mount Fuji, the beautiful Asahi beer, the number 1 country HAHAHAHAHHAA
Quote: Looks like Japan to me...from the 'evidence'.
No surprises there. Japan is number 1; they number 1 country. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA maybe you need to learn Japanese lil' litto! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The beautiful Mount Fuji, the beautiful Asahi beer, the number 1 country HAHAHAHAHHAA
You fucking know I need to learn how to speak Japanese (or, more appropriately, how to read it).
Fortunately, I think I have found a workable solution to my problem...fingers crossed!
I've had it since Monday and decided I would will it to be gone so I could drink tonight. So far my plan is working but most likely I'll be worse off in the morning. :cough: :hack:
i'm jealous of you all at a very real level. the chica and i tend to overachieve at getting fucked-up so we're trying to avoid it and it's trappings so please let me live vicariously through you all.
I was going to stay sober until the weekend, but after reading the hijinx of toejamgirl or whatever the fuck its called I had to twist a fattie and "borrow" the wife's bottle of St. Remy.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 05/18/0709:52 AM
Starting the weekend early with some Sierra Nevada Porter and some greenage. Now only if it wasn't going to rain. + =
Actually, Zenman was close. It's Peter Grant's sidekick from that scene in The Song Remains The Same, Tour Manager Richard Cole. I couldn't find a picture of Grant with a Tommy Gun.
Quote: Go for it, Handful. The hangover would kill me, so
Go to a pharmacy and buy a pack of Chaser Plus. These red horse tablets will keep a hangover away like nothing I've tried before. Take 2 with your first drink, then two more after every six drinks and you'll be fine.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 06/08/0705:39 PM
Those OTC Remedies never did anything for me. The real trick is to make sure you keep hydrated, and take two asperin before bed (or by 5:00 AM should bed not be in the cards.)
Tonight, it's the Heartland Brewery in Midtown. Good Steaks and Excellent berr. I'm torn between Farmer Jon's Oatmeal Stout and the Bavarian Black Lager.
The sampler platter is always good, too. Five sample size brews for $8.00.
Tonight I started with a glass of Rioja, and then I had a glass of Sangria, neither of which were very good. On my way home, I bought a bottle of the most fabulous rose, Estancia Piedra. Try it, you'll love it.
ive been drinking since 12ish pst, but MOLSON ICE??? CMON
btw is it wrong that i plan to open up a bar called sobotkas vodkas soley named after the main character from season 2 of the wire and only because its funny to me?
to me Molson Ice is a semi-respectable version of the "Private Stock" 40s of my youth. cheap and enhanced with more alchohol which is really the whole point.
well i just woke up PHYSICALLY DYING, alcohol is seriouz biz, all i can really remember is cheering for the dodgers as they won but being semi pissed because i had tor +185 then going to the store to get more alcohol, picking up ice some caffeine free diet coke and jim beam?? i know wtf, but before paying hitting the video blackjack lost the 40 i brought, had to go home, grabbed a hundred, LOST 80 OF THAT so im down to 20 unable to buy what i came for, then went on a run with the 20 back to 160 helllllo profit, somehow got out of there went swimming and lost money playing online poker, in conclusion disssssassterrrr
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 06/09/0704:24 PM
Did you end up doing any actual drinking with all that gambling? LOL. I'm telling you bro, Hydrate.
Ended up going with the Black Lager and a nice strip steak last night. Very nice, but you MUST order it rare if you want it Medium Rare.
Tonight is my friend's birthday so I have no idea what we'll be doing, although he's got this thing for one of the chicks at New York Dolls, so I suspect we'll end up there.
Meantime, I'm just chilling with some Pete's Wicked Ale. Woke up about an hour ago. Nothing like a Buzz for breakfast.
Quote: i think i'm drinking tonight. i don't think i have yet in 07, so wish me luck!!!
Photoshop a Bottle into Zoe's Paw, Boozing Ballerina, har har.
scarrry but im already drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now im gonnnnnnnnnnnna see if i can get laidd tonite... doubtful
Definately not drinking, but I got absolutely fucked up by accident. I had an appt today for laser hair removal on the entire female downstairs area. I had the edges done pre-porn, hence no razor burn in my scenes, but was warned that this was the big guns and expect pain that even my pain tolerance couldn't handle.
I went to my girl K's and she said to just grab as many vics as I needed from her purse. I gobbled down 3 without water and went to my appointment.
Afterwards, I was so tired and took the elevator down to the parking garage after a challenging, teetering down stairs, barely making it, not even in heels. I was in plaid Vans for christs sakes and no motor skills.
There was no way I could drive and I just needed to take a nap for a few mins in my car in the quiet parking garage off Bedford. I woke up, split, and paid the ticket booth waaaay more than the free hour advertsied.
Apparently, I just took a $35 nap for the entire afternoon and evening in a parking garage.
I told K what happened and why would 3 vics make me so loopy, she ask which purse did I grab before sighing, "Oh, sweetie. Wrong purse. Those were xanex."
Quote: I told K what happened and why would 3 vics make me so loopy, she ask which purse did I grab before sighing, "Oh, sweetie. Wrong purse. Those were xanex."
Quote: "Oh, sweetie. Wrong purse. Those were xanex."
:bananaselfinflicteddaterapedosage:
wow baby g, i'm in fitzgerald's bar in reno hiding from a tweakd hooker who has been following me from Harrah's thhru El dorado ..... her name is "Bette" and is skinier than H.Y. ...... i could use the xanex for self defense since my 'muscle', Mr Travieso is not here to take a bullet (or a meth'd out whore) for me....i found this secluded computer in the corner of the 2nd floor casino and was browsing xpt waiting for secuurity to give the all clear.....the chick literally could not control her facial muscles.....
note to chico: always carry Xanax in your utility belt....
vodka, club, ice cubes. trying to struggle through a scanner darkly on cinemax, ive paid literally no attention and am resigned to the fact i will never finish this movie.
oh man. *I* stopped at 2 drinks last night. Damn harlots bought me more. My head hurts.
I would ask for some quick fix remedies but I'm a bachelor and unless I can make it with stale trix, water and a half empty bag of pretzels, i'm S.O.L.
Quote: oh man. *I* stopped at 2 drinks last night. Damn harlots bought me more. My head hurts.
I would ask for some quick fix remedies but I'm a bachelor and unless I can make it with stale trix, water and a half empty bag of pretzels, i'm S.O.L.
Fingers down the throat in order to puke, drink water, lick some fat off the no doubt dirty stove, sleep. You have all the ingredients for a perfect hangover cure.
My friends and I are playing a great new drinking game. Every time there's a new Lockwood thread, we take turns doing shots. I wanted it to be every time there's a new Lockwood-related post, but 8 pm is just too early to black out in your friend's walk-in closet.
I've been running down to the pub at UCSD while I've kicked it with a few friends stuck in summer session since around 5ish...(Its 9 now)
(all pints) 2 Coors Lites. 1 Stone Pale Ale. 1 Stone Ruination IPA. 1 Coronado Mermaid Red. 1 Amber that I forget its name. 1 Shitty order of Mozzarella sticks that the fat chick in the fryer room threw two of using her bare hands into my basket.
Quote: It's just after 4:00 in the afternoon where I am and I am drunk. I bought 3 of these "tall boys" from the vending machine down stairs and got a super good buzz. I am currently on my ninth and feel no pain. These things have to be 10-12 percent.
I know this is from ages ago but you kinda exposed yourself as a pussy here. super dry is 5% alc, there are no casinos in japan and what the fuck are you doing travelling all the way to tokyo and drinking vending machine beers in your hotel room??
Funny that "Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced" by the DK Murphys just rolled around on Winamp... :wind sock:
I play in a band We're the best in the land We're big in both Chelsea and France I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty These other gals mean nothing to me Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night 'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see
[CHORUS:] So kiss me, I'm shitfaced and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers, She kissed me! And I only bought her one round
I can bench press a car I'm an ex football star with degrees from both harvard and yale Girls just can't keep up I'm a really love machine I've had far better sex while in jail I designed the Sears tower I make two grand an hour I cook the world's best duck flambe I'll take the pick of the liter And girls jockey for me I don't need these lines to get laid
[CHORUS]
I'm the man of the night A real ladies delight See, my figure was chisled from stone One more for the gal then I'll escort her home Come last call, I'm never alone I own a house on the hill with a red water bed It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame With girls by the pool and italian sports cars I'm just here in this dump for the gain
[CHORUS x2]
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?
I'm a pitiful site And I ain't all that bright I'm definitly not chisled from stone I'm a cheat and a liar No women's desire I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance Cause deep down inside I swear I got a big heart of gold I'm a monogamous man No more one night stands Come on, honey, let me take you home...
I live next to Little Tokyo in DTLA. I drink tall boys AKA Ashai Extra Dry 99.9 % of the time. Its fun to put on the punk boots and mosh them flat when plastered for recycling.
Quote: I live next to Little Tokyo in DTLA. I drink tall boys AKA Ashai Extra Dry 99.9 % of the time. Its fun to put on the punk boots and mosh them flat when plastered for recycling.
is true asian hoods smell like chinese food rest.?
Quote: I live next to Little Tokyo in DTLA. I drink tall boys AKA Ashai Extra Dry 99.9 % of the time. Its fun to put on the punk boots and mosh them flat when plastered for recycling.
I love that beer. It's hard to find around here. There's a beers of the world bar that used to serve it, but they haven't had it in stock for a couple of years. Last night, on advice from my father in law I went to the liquor store and found a couple of six packs of San Miguel lager from the Phillipines. Strong taste, but after the first three it goes down smooth.
Ran around doing mainstream auditions today, first one nailed: ROCKER CHICK as HOST. No Brainer.
Second was wrong addie set via casting director, gotta love mainstream, LOL. Porn directors ALWAYS give the correct addy w/ zip and shuttle /carpool service.
My uber hot Brazilian neighbor chick knocked over my motorcycle for the 3rd time, and has now busted my seat. Gotta weld it or get wire to anchor it down. I keep telling her I will not fuck her or her boyfriend. Desperate but not serious.... LOL
TONIGHT: 2 qts of ASAHI. that would be 2K mL of ecstacy set to the music from the 1976-67 UK punk days of the SLITS, ALTERNATIVE TV and THE RAINCOATS.
I am jacking off to all my fucking sex toys because its not an early call time on the porn set in the AM and I fucking love watching La Strada on VHS. Crank it baby. Its my fav part.
I stopped by Rundle's, down the street from Five Star Video, and bought a Jeroboam of Chimay (red label). While checking out, I learned about the various large bottles:
1 Magnum = 2 bottles -- champagne bottles, not beer bottles! 1 Jeroboam = 4 bottles (1st King of Israel) 1 Rehoboam = 6 bottles (son of King Solomon) 1 Methusaleh = 8 bottles (Old Testament patriarch) 1 Salmanazar = 12 bottles (King of Assyria) 1 Balthazar = 16 bottles (King of Babylon) 1 Nebuchadnezzar = 20 bottles (King of Babylon)
Christos, if I drank a Nebuchadnezzar of anything, I could rehydrate the Hanging Gardens.
my wife went to marimekko this afternoon and came back with like 9 pairs of curtains, enough sheets and duvet covers for a small hotel and FOUR FUCKING SHOWER CURTAINS. and lots of towels and bullshit pillows. she kept putting the shit on the windows/bed and asking for opinions. this went on intermittently for 2 hours, minimum. i got to the point where my brain stopped being able to process patterns and colors at all or remember their appearance but i maintained my ability to feign interest. i like fucking her enough to tolerate viewing fabric patterns every 20 minutes. i kind of wanted to beat her by the end of it after seeing the reciept, then i realized textiles were giving her more pleasure than the ounce of good coke that money would have been used for in the past.
we ate out and well, which we're doing often now that ww're passing on the wine list. literally, i ordered enough food to be unpleasantly full at radius and the bill for 2 people gorging themselves was south of 2 bills and that's on the high side of things lately. if you've avoided your city's best food joints assuming they're extravagantly expensive you'll find they're quite the opposite if you don't drink. you can always drink good wine at home, but you can't cook like the best chefs. if you've got some flexibility it's easy to find a pretty diesel tasting menu for a hundred bucks which is cheap for being fed well in a nice setting for a few hours compared to takeout and drugs. it's still novel enough for us to do 3-4 times on slow weeks. so pick the best place in your city if you haven't been, or the hot place that just opened and go eat there. you can always drink that wine at home, but you can't always drop $800 for dinner and something towards the middle of the wine list.
I grew up in Paradise Valley in the Mummy Mountain foothills, down the street from Linda Brock, who owned a few car dealerships in Snottsdale and was known for being quite the socialite cuntbag. She bought two adjoining acreages and proceeded to build on both of them, right when Rod Stewart was building on a single acre further down the street. Full semis from Ethan Allen used to arrive daily, with multiple furniture set for each room. The cunt made the movers unload set after set until she found the ones that went with each other.
E-mail me for the appropriate hate mail address.
Oh yeah, this was in the normal section of P.V., not the unswanky John Grdina convict section, where every $3 million house has a $2.75MM mortgage.
wait what??? not drinking alcohol at dinner lowers the price of the bill, im completely astounded by this.
i drank ONLY! 1 32 oz coors, (weekday) and i only opened it once i won money on the rockies, okay im lying i said i wouldnt open it until i won, but i opened it after the homerun in the 13th by the padres, and gleefully finished it by the end of the inning.
yay money i got +122
and in more alarming news, i just added up what i bet during the month of september, it came in just under 3700 dollars total volume, this doesnt include future bets on cfb, more distressing i had 3 wnba plays over the 100 dollar mark, AND this doesnt count my horse racing losses. (only a few hundred)
i tried to convince the security guard in my complex to drive me so i wouldnt have to drive drunk, he declined, i decided to stop being a pussy and went anyways,
at the swedish shatter club. the mingo came in and did one hell of a number. kisses like rain drops, we laughed like the fifth. your friend the griz says topaz is good so what do i care? hopefully tomorrow will be a welcome.
I just tipped over doing wheelies for my guests Stacey and Sheila...Sheila is making popcorn, stacey is now wheeling around while i sit here and post and play poker.
Its Sunday so it is Absolut and Seven Up night ---- no beer
Steel Reserve (An acquired taste of heavy malt liquorish piss water, but it gets me to my special place pretty damned quickly and cheaply). Any other imbibers of this choice spew brew?
Quote: Steel Reserve (An acquired taste of heavy malt liquorish piss water, but it gets me to my special place pretty damned quickly and cheaply). Any other imbibers of this choice spew brew?
I know this is from ages ago but you kinda exposed yourself as a pussy here. super dry is 5% alc, there are no casinos in japan and what the fuck are you doing travelling all the way to tokyo and drinking vending machine beers in your hotel room??
If you can fly for 13 hours, followed by a 2 hour drive, go out party all night, then head directly to work the next day, more power to you. I was drinking what was available, in an attempt to stay awake just a little longer. As for the "casino" issue, if you can play roulette, poker, or shoot craps (legal or not), on the premises, I call the place a casino, but I'm wacky like that.
My wife came home with more beer, some sweet cappucino caramel premixed thing, and Bailey's to go with the new coffeemaker. There's nothing worse than a wide-awake drunk on a sugar high.
Everything is exactly right When I walk around here drunk every night With an open container from 7-11 In St. Ides Heaven I've been out haunting the neighborhood And everybody can see I'm no good When I'm walking out between parked cars With my head full of stars High on amphetamines The moon is a lightbulb breaking It'll go around with anyone But it won't come down for anyone You think you know what brings me down That I want those things you could never allow You see me smiling, you think it's a frown Turned upside down Because everyone is a fucking pro And they all got answers from trouble they've known And they all got to say what you should and shouldn't do Though they don't have a clue High on amphetamines The moon is a lightbulb breaking It'll go around with anyone But it won't come down for anyone And I won't come down for anyone
Made the Nina Hartley french toast recipe. So proud of myself; easier than I thought, but I could've browned the butter more if I wasn't so scared. Had a slice and a shot of Jameson and a glass of Veuve. Waiting for my girls, so I don't wanna drink too much and I'm aflready lightheaded. I can't drink much these days. I hjope they wanna finish the rest of this french toast, its realky good.
Started with Mudslides at 3:30p, until 6:30p, we got on a fucking 50 ft yacht and switched to beer. Then at 8:00pm, we moved on to white wine cruising Huntington Harbor. It's going on 1:15am, and now I'm back at home and doing Vodka and 7Up....seriously.
Quote: completely assfaced and I need Brandon Marshall to score 20 pts. during MNF otherwise I'm 1st loser (2nd place) two years in a row. unacceptable.
Does that mean I win? Fuck me! Haven't even checked-in for weeks!
side note, home for christmas and went to the rb game today and then dinner at taylors downtown, sergio can you tell your god damn people to stop turning this place into fucking mexico, its getting god damn ridiculous
side note, home for christmas and went to the rb game today and then dinner at taylors downtown, sergio can you tell your god damn people to stop turning this place into fucking mexico, its getting god damn ridiculous
thanks in advance, your pal danathan
Drinking again DANATHAN? Everytime you drink, you spew some type of racial shit. Fuck you. Im only half Mexican, you moron. You don't like what your hometown is becoming? So what. I don't give a shit about your town or you.
ya hey blergio its nothing against your awful race or anything, but i ONLY post here when im drunk(9/10), but so as not to beat a dead horse it was really delightful driving around la and finding every possible sign and offramp defaced by your shitty race of people, but cheer up you are even ruining the good parts of town, nothing like god awful spray paint on everything in sight to let you know you are back in la.
Quote: ya hey blergio its nothing against your awful race or anything, but i ONLY post here when im drunk(9/10), but so as not to beat a dead horse it was really delightful driving around la and finding every possible sign and offramp defaced by your shitty race of people, but cheer up you are even ruining the good parts of town, nothing like god awful spray paint on everything in sight to let you know you are back in la.
It's the night before the Super Bowl. From my condo, I can hear three bands playing: REO Speedwagon @ the Galleria, Kid Rock @ Axis Stupidus, or some douchebags coming from the Dirty Scottsdale Civic Center.
That, and the fucking Goodyear blimp has been flying over my condo for the past three days...circling like a vulture...dropping its disgusting motor exhaust into my air. Bob Crane is annoyed by the sound. Burg, get yer Israeli cripple sled into action and down that thing with a Jericho-I.
Quote: It's the night before the Super Bowl. From my condo, I can hear three bands playing: REO Speedwagon @ the Galleria, Kid Rock @ Axis Stupidus *** That, and the fucking Goodyear blimp has been flying over my condo for the past three days
Hopefully, the blimp is armed with Hellfire missiles and can take out those bands...
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 02/02/0810:40 PM
Quote:
Hopefully, the blimp is armed with Hellfire missiles and can take out those bands...
I Knew I'd agree with Gunker on music eventually.
I am sooooo glad I'm not hosting the Super Bowl party this year. I'm in no mood to mop up the remains of the token Jets fan in attendance.
Quote: I love Peking duck - especially at this time of the year! I am presently loaded on Weiachtunghenenglisherstephanschwinehund beer - the dark stuff.
i just tried the new diet chocolate cherry dr. pepper and it tastes SO like ass i had to spit it out. i wonder if tritone will be disappointed that i don't swallow interracial pop?
Quote: i just tried the new diet chocolate cherry dr. pepper and it tastes SO like ass i had to spit it out. i wonder if tritone will be disappointed that i don't swallow interracial pop?
Quote: just tried the new diet chocolate cherry dr. pepper and it tastes SO like ass i had to spit it out. i wonder if tritone will be disappointed that i don't swallow interracial pop?
mix it with vodka and you have a black russian or something i guess
I'm plastered listening to Frank Sinatra sing For Once In My Life. If this was a movie I would be happily bludgeoning people in semi-slow motion and Tarantino retro clothing.
Maybe not. I just found a pack of ChaserPlus I bought a while back. It actually does keep away hangovers and allow you to drink more. Kind of like Viagara for drunks.
Seriously, if drinking alcohol is a hobby for you, these red horsepills can be invaluable. Two with your first drink, sixth drink, twelfth...
Dude the first time I tried them was an experiment with my best buddy. We both had fifteen or sixteen beers, followed the instructions and neither of us were hungover.
My ex's dad was a physician. He looked at them and said that all the ingredients are beneficial in absorbing alcohol from your bloodstream. The thing is you have to drink a little faster to keep up your buzz, kind of like being on mushrooms.
gunker jesus christ shut the fuck up you couldn't be more boring
please return to your middle class existence where you spend the time talking about the crap that you cook, obviously you never had the balls or the 50k to go to culinary school so now you bore everyone talking about portuguese sausage and the god awful ways you pass the time cooking crap and name checking trader joes food items
wait im lost, the gist? shut the fuck up you middle aged boring faggot
march madness brackets are coming up fool, and as defending champion i'd like to initiate shit talking here. I'll be drinking throughout march madness, so it applies in this thread without derail. well it should.
Quote: gunker jesus christ shut the fuck up you couldn't be more boring
please return to your middle class existence where you spend the time talking about the crap that you cook, obviously you never had the balls or the 50k to go to culinary school so now you bore everyone talking about portuguese sausage and the god awful ways you pass the time cooking crap and name checking trader joes food items
wait im lost, the gist? shut the fuck up you middle aged boring faggot
Must be Nevada JC crunch-time where you have to take a test Monday to evidence a basic understanding of "like stuff"...bitch...
Getting all stressed out, and worried if you get a B, parents won't give you more money to feed your habit of being useless...
Good god I'm mad licked after this round of Jack Daniels. Thank you all for not burning me of late. I've tried to be a little sharper on my posts. Any of you niggas wanna give me a nothah star?
Anyone into Absinthe? I've heard it might be legalized soon here in the States and I'm wondering if it's all it's cracked up to be.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 04/15/0802:38 PM
I've had it. Didn't impress me much. I've also heard that the stuff they're going to allow isn't the same stuff Strindberg swilled. Can't recall exactly what's different about it, though.
This one (available here in higher end shops) will fuck you up, but that might be because it's 70% alchohol, more than the hallucinogenic factor. Two of us killed a bottle off (the girls weren't really into it) and we were right fucked up. Blog review of product
I've also been given a bottle of Hill's Absinth, which tastes and looks like bitter mouthwash. I still have 7/8 of the bottle in the cupboard if anyone's interested.
This is the one I've had, and as you said, it looks and tastes just like NyQuil®.
Quote:
Quote: Anyone into Absinthe?
I've had two kinds.
I've also been given a bottle of Hill's Absinth, which tastes and looks like bitter mouthwash. I still have 7/8 of the bottle in the cupboard if anyone's interested.
I used to buy better clients bottles of this to celebrate our "anniversaries". It helped to seal bonds with the business owner, at times generate me even more work and, most important, assure my invoices were paid.
In NY/NJ I paid like $250 in 2003/4.
It's very very very smooth, but I really bought it for its awe factor. It was something many have heard of but would never buy for themselves. And, the luxurious box with uniquely numberred bottles makes quite the impression. Their faces would really light up.
Now I often see it at Costco for under $200, and I've seen it for sale on cruises at like $150.
I just witnessed some domestic disturbance action in my condo building. Four of Scottsdale's finest came rolling in like they just found Osama. I'm sitting out on my patio with my laptop, drinking Glenmorangie and laughing at the whore yelling "I want a lawyer! I want a lawyer!"
Are any of the whores with "law degrees" available?
Just got home from a night of shooting. First thing I always do is rip my clothes off and get into some sweatpants and get on the computer. Maybe make myself a salad. I work around noise and people up in my space all fucking night. The last thing I need is my roomate clanging and banging pots around. Dude can't just talk on the phone in a normal voice. "BLAH, BLAH, INVESTMENTS, BLAH, RICH PEOPLE." I shouldn't have to hear this shit if I have my door closed. You wanna open cabinets, open cabinets. Stop slamming fucking doors. Close the fucking windows so I don't have to hear road noise. Stop acting like there's a breeze and an ocean view. It's cars and traffic. Stop telling me it's like New York. It's not New York and people in New York shut their fucking windows. Quit telling your friends we live in the Hollywood Hills. We live ON a HILL in Hollywood. And lose some fucking weight, you fat fucking bull in a china shop then maybe you wouldn't need the air conditioner or that stupid ass noisey fan blowing. /end rant.
Quote: Just got home from a night of shooting. First thing I always do is rip my clothes off and get into some sweatpants and get on the computer. Maybe make myself a salad. I work around noise and people up in my space all fucking night. The last thing I need is my roomate clanging and banging pots around. Dude can't just talk on the phone in a normal voice. "BLAH, BLAH, INVESTMENTS, BLAH, RICH PEOPLE." I shouldn't have to hear this shit if I have my door closed. You wanna open cabinets, open cabinets. Stop slamming fucking doors. Close the fucking windows so I don't have to hear road noise. Stop acting like there's a breeze and an ocean view. It's cars and traffic. Stop telling me it's like New York. It's not New York and people in New York shut their fucking windows. Quit telling your friends we live in the Hollywood Hills. We live ON a HILL in Hollywood. And lose some fucking weight, you fat fucking bull in a china shop then maybe you wouldn't need the air conditioner or that stupid ass noisey fan blowing. /end rant.
I predict a domestic disturbance at Gia's anytime now.
chico is not my rmate. a shot of vodka. my back left back gum is killing me and i called every dentist on my hmo short of compton or sketchyville wherever and no one an get me in for 2 weeks.
Quote: Just got home from a night of shooting. First thing I always do is rip my clothes off and get into some sweatpants and get on the computer. Maybe make myself a salad. I work around noise and people up in my space all fucking night. The last thing I need is my roomate clanging and banging pots around. Dude can't just talk on the phone in a normal voice. "BLAH, BLAH, INVESTMENTS, BLAH, RICH PEOPLE." I shouldn't have to hear this shit if I have my door closed. You wanna open cabinets, open cabinets. Stop slamming fucking doors. Close the fucking windows so I don't have to hear road noise. Stop acting like there's a breeze and an ocean view. It's cars and traffic. Stop telling me it's like New York. It's not New York and people in New York shut their fucking windows. Quit telling your friends we live in the Hollywood Hills. We live ON a HILL in Hollywood. And lose some fucking weight, you fat fucking bull in a china shop then maybe you wouldn't need the air conditioner or that stupid ass noisey fan blowing. /end rant.
The first thing I usually do when I get home is take my pants off - I hate wearing jeans or long pants - and get into shorts
I actually don't mind road noise and like it better than silence sometimes. I usually like to have the windows open
I hate all that investment/rich people talk. There's a group of people at work who are always going on about that kind of stuff and its usually about how well they are doing in a smug kind of attitude. It makes me depressed. I hate all the overpaid managers who just spend all their time at pointless meetings and their competitions over who has the biggest TV, best car, most investment properties etcetera. The company goes through endless mindless restructures and changes of CEO and "new directions" yet at the frontline everything is always exactly the same... I guess its all just to bluff shareholders and get the shareprice moving but if you want to save the company money why not get rid of these goons and all the useless levels of management
Quote: chico is not my rmate. a shot of vodka. my back left back gum is killing me and i called every dentist on my hmo short of compton or sketchyville wherever and no one an get me in for 2 weeks.
I hate having to go to the dentist! I am due for my 6 month visit now as well...
Quote: And lose some fucking weight, you fat fucking bull in a china shop then maybe you wouldn't need the air conditioner or that stupid ass noisey fan blowing. /end rant.
Quote: The first thing I usually do when I get home is take my pants off - I hate wearing jeans or long pants - and get into shorts
I actually don't mind road noise and like it better than silence sometimes. I usually like to have the windows open
I hate all that investment/rich people talk. There's a group of people at work who are always going on about that kind of stuff and its usually about how well they are doing in a smug kind of attitude. It makes me depressed. I hate all the overpaid managers who just spend all their time at pointless meetings and their competitions over who has the biggest TV, best car, most investment properties etcetera. The company goes through endless mindless restructures and changes of CEO and "new directions" yet at the frontline everything is always exactly the same... I guess its all just to bluff shareholders and get the shareprice moving but if you want to save the company money why not get rid of these goons and all the useless levels of management
I look forward to seeing an ineffectual rampage at a workplace where the receptionist is winged and the shooter blows his legs off, Ben!
the news crawl during Ben's rampage:
INEFFECTIVE GUNNER STORMS WORKPLACE AND EMBARRASSES SELF...AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS TO BE RESURRECTED BASED ON FOOTAGE...PUBLIC REVOLTS IN FACE OF $9 TRILLION NATIONAL DEBT...EVERYDAY LOW PRICES AT WAL-MART...MAYONNAISSE FAVORIBILITY AT 60%...MUSTARD AT 80%....
POPULACE BUMBLED...PORN BLAMED FOR STUFF...NAZIS...STOCK MARKET CHANGES...TERMITES!!!...ARE YOU'RE LIBRARY BOOKS DUE???...IRON MAN IN THEATERS NOW!!!...WHAT IS THAT STALE TASTE IN MY MOUTH...CHEESE...GOD'S HATEFUL CURSE OR YUMMY?...VOICES?...SHUT UP!!...VOICES???...STOP IT!!!...VOICES????...CHEESE.............
It's saturday...spent the day watching the little ones play tee-ball and soccer. Came home at 2 pm and drinking SambVca imported from Italy via Bardstown KY (wtf)
11 pm an italian "relaxation specialist" named Monica is coming over....should I try to make pasta or just keep drinking?
3 am. Did the 19 year old uni bar(yeah you can drink at 19 here and you call yourselves a free country). Then a ton of Guiness and Red Breast. I now have a tin of Stella. Fuck I need some sleep...........
I get very sad when horses break down. I can't stand to see it. I usually avoid horse racing for awhile after incidents such as this. Steeplechase? Don't even get me started on that sorry excuse of a sport. Too bad the horses can't ride the owners and make them jump shit.
Quote: Think of the people who owned the horse that died.
It's a double edged sword. On one hand you do feel bad for the owners and the horse but on the other, it makes you wonder if they are sad because they had strong feelings of attachment to the horse or are they sad because they just lost their meal ticket.
Quote: you wonder if they are sad because they had strong feelings of attachment to the horse or are they sad because they just lost their meal ticket.
Quite true. Not that losing all that money isn't sad, too.
My check oil light is on and I've been due a 5k mi service at the dealership for a few weeks now. Shit ain't open until tmrw, so I ain't driving anywhere until servicing and no way am I taking my precious to Jiffy Lube cuz 1) They will fuck my shit up. 2) Why pay $40 when dealership service is free?
My friends are coming to get me and I'll have just one.
I never go to Jiffy Lube. Take my six year old Saturn to a shop run by three brothers who run a totally honest and competent shop. They even work on a large van that I drive to transport disabled people. Even though they don't usually service that large a vehicle they make an exception because they support our program.
Friday: most of a bottle of Absolut with orange juice. Saturday: hungover; attended AAA baseball at PGE Park. DID NOT DRINK. Sunday: finished the bottle of Absolut (with orange juice) and continuing with Alaskan Amber and Sierra Nevada Summerfest.
I like both. Grilled some hamburgers over charcoal,and now am enjoying white Russians. Believe that I should live as well as I should, not as long as I can.
Quote: How about Eight Belles? Where did you have her?
I've got a good friends from Lexington, and they and their friends have a small party to watch the race. His little girl rooted for her to win since she liked the name.
Quote: I decided to go eat instead of drinking. I prefer eating anyway.
Maybe this is why some people think you're Jewish.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 05/08/0808:19 PM
1 small scoop ice 2 counts blackberry brandy 2 oz Rose's® lime juice 2 counts light rum 2 counts creme de noyaux 3 1/2 oz orange juice 2 counts dark rum (Myer's) 2 counts triple sec 3 1/2 oz pineapple juice 2 counts Southern Comfort® peach liqueur 1 oz grenadine syrup float 151 proof rum (Bacardi) 2 counts banana liqueur 2 oz pina colada mix
= one Crash & Burn
drank 2 and still passed the breathalyzer...trooper did write me up for failure to obey a highway sign (illegal u-turn)!
Quote: I once hit a pothole and snapped my two front wheels off my wheelchair. I have a scar under my chin from that....fucking awesome wheelchair wipeout.
I thought that scar was from the time you sped down a hill to run up the back of Guapho, but caught the back of his baseball cap.
Putinka as my "Mafia" neighbors invited me over mid-week. They drink this shit like water. Russian snacks too. Going to have a few then call it a night. I still don't know what they do for a living and I am not going to ask!
gee-zuss. i got stupid drunk with him one night and half passed out, and when i woke up i had twenty-three hickeys all over. i had to wear turtlenecks for a week and a half, it was so bad. such a dumb whore.
Quote: gee-zuss. i got stupid drunk with him one night and half passed out, and when i woke up i had twenty-three hickeys all over. i had to wear turtlenecks for a week and a half, it was so bad. such a good whore.
well, i guess a dumb whore is a good whore, right?
i always thought it was rather retarded that the guy had a chick most of the way unconscious yet he spent his time giving suckerbites. could have quite possibly been his easiest lay ever. asshat.
if i married a man named jesus, my family would have absolutely disowned me. of course they ended up disowning me anyway, but that was like years later, and for being a drug addict, a much lesser offense in their eyes than legally binding yourself to a mexican.
back at the internet cafe. jankity-jank. had the most low-rent day ever. walked to the bank before it closed, walked to radio shack (2gig cards on sale for $24), now i'm at an internet cafe next to a nail place and a pre-paid cell kiosk. oh, the girl on the comp next to me is looking for rmates on craigslist. yeah.
Well from 9 am until 12 pm I babby sat my nephew Sascha, who spent 1 hour of that time sharpening every pencil in my house....like 21 pencils. After starting drinking at 11 am (Sierra Nevada Pale Ale I ran out of Eue of The Hawk) Several neighbors kids came over, all who know me as the friendly drunk and we played frisbeeeeeeeeeeee in my driveway (a parking lot) I did some crazy ass stuff but bottom lime the kids won, but not after running in the house to gert me 6 additonal beers/ales. I belong on sesame street
Crocks?? In my opinion Crocks polarize the population. I'm forever mad-dogging faggots at the marina or beach that I notice sporting said faggotry. My apologies but wearing Crocks is akin to a Star Of David in downtown Berlin mid 1940's.
Crocs suck. They are the epitome of faggotry. I hope all faggots who wear them reap the rewards of fallen arches and being anally raped by queers in public restrooms. Wearing dark green or camouflage crocs just means you are a fag still in the closet. And crocs with socks... don't even.
Indeed. I am drinking a bottle of cheap Scoresby Scotch tonight. I am delighted and drunk, and I agree with your assertion regarding Crocs. Imagine hot nurses or other professional ladies wearing Crocs during their casual days when they should be wearing something much hotter. when I should be or . or
Was supposed to go out with a guy, but he just texted me saying I should now meet him at the party. Yes, even though the plan was to come pick me up at my place. I called him back and declined going out with him altogether, totally putting the brakes on the whole date. Heading out with my girls now then later to the gym. May make coffee afterwards to get to gym.
Quote: Was supposed to go out with a guy, but he just texted me saying I should now meet him at the party. Yes, even though the plan was to come pick me up at my place. I called him back and declined going out with him altogether, totally putting the brakes on the whole date. Heading out with my girls now then later to the gym. May make coffee afterwards to get to gym.
Where did you meet this retard and more importantly why did he even get the opportunity to take you to this party? Is this typical of guys in L.A.?
dont know. i usually dont date at all so i dont know. i do know i burned 250 calories on the treadmill after 2 vodkas on rocks which is 2(60 calories). going to beds now. bye byes
I am starting to love this thread. While it has a certain "Gang-blog" gayness to it, its really quite interesting reading everyone's booze stories.
I dont know what to say to Ms Jergens, but I am annoyed that some pinhead would dis her, or any hot whore, in such a manner. Hot whores do not grow on trees. I figure the guy did this to Gia either because he received a surprise impromptu Blowjob earlier in the day from an-ex gf, or maybe a dumb neighbor, and thus lost his "Urgency" or edge with his date with BABY g. or....HE IS SIMPLY TRYING TO SAVE ON GAS AND PASSING THE COST ALONG TO EVERYONE ELSE...poor guy needs to get to work on Monday right??? Still inexcusable, like a Stripper texting her Abusive Boyfriend while she rubs her ass in your crotch.
I would have sent a Limo with a bar and a clown that makes balloon animals-in-sexual-positions if I couldnt pick the whore up. Guys are such Dolts these dsays.
Quote: Haven't tried this stuff yet, but I think it needs to be served on an outdoor set:
From experience: nothing special. If you like white beer, there are lots of other brands that taste better than Hoegaarden. Though I don't know if they're available in the US.
Went to Book Soup on Sunset where I did my Dave Naz signing last year. Was excited to book shop with my friend E, but he always turns me onto new photographers whose books cost $100+ but, natch, I'll take a look and that will be etched in my memory a lifetime. Bought a comic version of Proust's Swann's Way (cue Sasha Grey fanbois) as well as Cruising LA: 5 Architectual Drives in Los Angeles.
E left, and as one to take advantage of already secured free prkg on the Sunset Strip, I walked to Red Rock and ordered myself a Ketel 1 on the rocks.
Some guy asked why I was at a bar drinking alone.
Um, cuz it's more degenerate to drink at home alone?
Note to dudes: reminding the girl she's alone...not a good sell to the ladies.
Anyway, my stripper friend, Monroe, was supposed to meet up but never showed. She named herself after Marilyn Monoe, bien sur, though I find Monroe from Too Close for Comfort more awesome. Later she called to apololgize due to getting side tracked en route because of a previous engagement...I trailed off mid-sentence and brushed it off. I have a sliding scale on my tolerance for people's bullshit. For instance, strippers=flakes by default, so don't put much stock in them anyway. Same category also included future work opportunities, but now I say 'FUCK THAT.' Case in point, dude last night who writes for a very famous fashion magazine. There comes a point where you can't compromise yourself just because you covet what someone else has. And why the fuck did it take me 15mins to get served when the bar was dead and I plainly had my money out?
Then I rushed my ass home to watch The Two Coreys.
Fuck Corey Haim, fucking idiot gives functioning successful drug addicts everywhere a bad name. I want to do a drive by in my handivan where I hold a bottle of Vicodin out the window and shake it a few times, Corey H. comes rushing out, I drop the bottle to the ground, wait until he opens it to find it is only M&Ms and then crush him with my power ramp. Fuck Corey Haim.
Jagermeister tonight....got a call from a friend from Stamford...has three strippers-with-benefits he is driving to chateau-da-burglair....2 of the 3 want the jagrmesister-meister-jagr....one wanted some kind of japanese exotic sake I never even heard of, and i have Sake in my domain. it will be interesting to see how she reacts: [translation] if she happily swallows what burg has, she gets the jackpot and , hopefully, swallows burg happily. If she goes EW! to my sake, or jagr, or wines, or brews, heidi-ho out the doh senorita!!...." I test fired some jagr shots already...dont drink unless really really cold or youz might as well go to mauna loa and take a few shots of lava with buffalo wings....
trust me, it wouldn't be fun, i'd cum after twenty seconds then lose interest and spend the next seven and a half hours rearranging your drawers and dusting shit that's not dusty.
Quote: trust me, it wouldn't be fun, i'd cum after twenty seconds then lose interest and spend the next seven and a half hours rearranging your drawers and dusting shit that's not dusty.
Where are the strippers from, Beamers, Harry O's or The Hideaway?
The smart one actually works in Providence and Hartford, but her bread and butter is doing Bachelor parties at Foxwoods and the Mohegan Sun. Seems business in the clubs sucks these days. The one who liked Sake work mostly in NYC, she didnt say much, kept playing with my TV Remote looking for On-Demand Sex and The City Episode where the girls all go to Atlantic City. The third one didnt come.
Re: Who's Drinking 2night..Oohhh yeahhh! - 07/12/0811:40 AM
I'm done with the Goose because so many niggers and ginos drink it. Ever have Silent Sam? I'm gonna be fucked up silly tonight.That's a very moving pic, BTW.....
Silent Sam is Unknown to me...I am awaiting a shipment of 6 bottles of "The Wolf" Vodka from Kiev. With shipping and shit it comes out to 196 bucks a bottle but I figure I will recoup that with the two Russian whores who visit to pollish my Spokes and other "things"....as well as any semi-erudite american Gia-esque chick I might happen upon. And if I am lucky enough to meet a GiGi whore from the ukraine, well, she will allow me to stick the bottle up her arse and gives her a 120 proof enema of the state.
And help me out here...is it beer before liquor, Never sicker? Or, is it Liquor before beer *burp* never fear?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking tonight - 07/12/0803:05 PM
Quote: And help me out here...is it beer before liquor, Never sicker? Or, is it Liquor before beer *burp* never fear?
You're reading my mind, Burg. I was up til around six or six-thirty performing surgery on the laptop and just got up an hour ago. Now I'm wondering: Is it too late for a couple of Bloodies (6:04 PM EDT) or should I just proceed directly to the Guinness?
EDIT: To answer my own question, I just checked the fridge and I'm out of horseradish and lemon so Guinness it is.
I like me some Belvidere, to be honest, these days. But at the moment, I'm settling on Skyy & Tropicana ~ my usual drink of choice.
For the hard shit, one poster here turned me on to Booker's. That shit gives me the shivers just thinking about it. I had my first dose of 151 this past week at a local whore's house, and that didn't settle well AT ALL.
I had two shots of Patron silver, a Becks beer and one jack daniels shot w/club soda back. Phew that's alot for me, I'm soooo not a drinker, but friends treated me out for my b'day so I had to drink, yes they held a gun to my head. And Im totally feeling it, Im going to lay down but Im afraid if I close my eyes I will get dizzy and puke, I hate the flavor of puke.
I'm all sorts of whacky wondering where my local peeps chilledstoli and Sho'nuff and are tonight (hiccup!).
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 07/19/0812:02 AM
[drunkrant]I'm all sorts of pissed off after that Dopey whore tried to out the retirees that I ditched the cab and I'm brown bagging it outside a Starbucks. Handy electric plug and zero street visibility are good things.[/drunkrant]
I should start posting at night so I can contribute to this thread. I'll tell you what I had last night. 3 Goose Island Summertime Ales, 2 Leinenkugels, 3 glasses of wine with my freshly caught and sauted Lake Perch.
So we have a Knox in the box and Longsnot is back? What else happened around here or Darrah ask?
Edit: You will like the Zing Zang, JimB. It gives you more time to drink- less time f'ing around with horseradish and artichoke hearts and what have you.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 07/20/0808:31 PM
I'm in a weird spot: I'm lazy enough to use mix, but too lazy to walk to the store in my neighborhood that has it. So I end up going around the corner for V-8 and, if need be, a lemon. Have the rest of the stuff in abundance. But I've learned over the last year and a half to trust your judgment so I'll give it a go.
aye, i'm away from home (or back home, how ever you want to put it...) for my grandfathers funeral... Johnny Walker Blue courtesy of my family tonight they remembered me telling them about becoming hooked on it on the QM2.
I'm starting a support group called AU - Alcoholics Unanimous.
In "Step 1" we all down the same amount of the same booze and see who can stay awake the longest.
I'm tracking down Windsock and his new employment in Massillon. I really got concerned when I saw this little nugget, "All who know me in tangible realism regard me eitgher with contempt or condescension.... What a banzaar prismastic the internet is."
Quote: All God's children have their addictions, Gigi, and vodka is mine. "Whatever gets one throught the night..."
I prefer screwdrivers, it takes the edge off.
That said, I'm about 20 mins into my drink. My whore hung up on me about an hour ago & I wasn't even drunk at the time. I just wanted some pussy. I have to work @ noon tomorrow, so it'll be a nice way to crash for the evening.
My friend said I have drunkorexia because the days I know I'm drinking, I don't eat to compensate for the alcohol calories/sugar content. Yes, I know vodka on the rocks only has 90 calories, but people, that's like 1/3 of a lunch. If I had a problem, I wouldn't be in this much control. I'm in total control. Down to the number. Drunkorexia?!!! I laughed my ass off. Then I googled it and it had a google entry. I guess some bitches drink til they puke. I don't. It takes me so long to get to that level that what calories would I be puking? Most of them would've already entered my bloodstream.
it depends on how much puking is involved.... a good serious night of heaving can work up one hell of a sweat.
usually though... im not the one puking... only done that once from drinking... usually, im the one burning calories dragging my fat ass roomates limp body up the stairs at 3am.
Quote: puking doesn't burn calories. what? 7 calories? wooptie doo. walking home from the bar burns way more.
If you laugh for 15-20 seconds you burn 3 calories....no joke. so if you read 2 Brando Ironic posts about the latest sperm receptacles he has shot, and laugh, you have just equaled puking almost, and you have saved your teeth from turning into MEETH without the fun of having done Meth. Got that? or should i draw a flow chart?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 07/24/0802:24 PM
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Best shit I found last week was Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix. Damn that stuff is GOOD!
I just ordered a case of this stuff from the website. I ordered a case ($44/12 x 32 oz. bottles) because it seemed far more economical than the trial size ($31/3 x 32 oz. bottles) After I placed the order, I realized that whoever created the website must've been dyslexic because the actual price for the trial size is $13.
I'm drinking tonight. It's light out. Rural. Insect drone, comfortrying not alarming. Cats in midsleep. Blonde on Blonde'. Vodkja and Pepsi Max. Not my house. I need nobody but you.
I thought about Isabel Ice today. I saw her in a scene with Michelle Barrett and that Jew Joey Lawrence. She was rather demonstrative in her desire to have her Welsh anus defiled.
very little... i keep losing weight, lol. probably because i'm always running around like a squirrel on crack. I left the bar tonight and had to change clothes after i got off stage cause i was soaked.
Russian River Damnation (Santa Rosa, CA, 7.75% Belgian-style Golden Ale) Bridgeport Hop Czar (Portland, Or, 8% Imperial India Pale Ale) Black Boss Porter (Poland, 9.4%)
a bottle of pino evil pino noir, and a bottle of bohemian highway cabernet sav.... solo, everyone else was drinking beer, and there was no Guinness, and so fuck that.
Drinking my grandpa's beer. Budweiser cans. Faggot cocksucker weatherman promised rain and thunder all day. Started raining at 10:30 so we smoked joints in the parking lot until the liquor store opened at 11.
It rained heavily for an hour so we drank heavily for an hour then fuck me if it didn't turn into a perfect summer day. Built a beautiful stone patio and celebrated with more Bud and bud for the ride home.
Fuck it. I'm on vacation in two days. The way I see it I'm just practising.
Great Divide IPA Lagunitas Sirius Sierra Nevada Summerfest lots of Tecate
"What's shaping up to be the most significant heat wave in Portland in 14 years will keep air conditioners, fans and water hoses running on high for at least another day, forecasters said, before a slow cooling trend begins on Sunday."
was supposed to be going out tonight to drink... but no, my roomate decided to head off to work in a carpool... and leave his car parked in front of the garage.. where my car is parked. Of course he took his keys with him so he could get in if i wasnt home when he gets off..... which is now impossible since i cant go anywhere, lol.
so i'm making chili and drinking whiskey while watching law and order CI.
Just got home and opened the mailbox. Inside was my first ever check from Hustler signed (ok, stamped) by Larry Flynt. I've been around porn long enough and shouldn't be amused by this, but I am. Drinking scotch soon. Balvenie.
My libiation of the evening will be Jack Daniel's Single Barrel. That stuff is the bomb.
I dont even like JD black, I dont like that burnt charcoal/lighter fluid taste that permeaites my sinuses on the front end. Single Barrel has none of that and tastes more like a true bourbun.
Quote: Just got home ... Drinking scotch soon. Balvenie.
Holy poopers, I never would have pegged Gian J. as a Scotch whore...especially a "Drink at home alone" scotch whore. But that's pretty impressive, most chicks GAG at good whiskey, unless the chick is from Tennessee or from Bornyo's neck of the woods.
I havent had scotch in a long time....Glenmorangie is my Favorite, if I had to choose.
What is your alcohol tolerance in general these days Gia? I could have sworn a while back you told everyone u were something of a liteweight.....Also, do become harder or easier to fuck once you have been drinking? I totally love whores who routinely use Booze as the excuse to indulge their nympho tendencies....They wont give u the time of day when sober, or they act cold fishy ... but fuel them up with some booze and voila! it becomes a game of "Pick a hole, any hole...."
I havent had scotch in a long time....Glenmorangie is my Favorite, if I had to choose.
I like Scapa and Laphroaig.
I met a hot little half Maori at this chick's house yesterday. They invited me down to the Dom last night but I had to work out today, so the chick said "come watch her work tomorrow. A bunch of us gals are going". Turns out she's stripping her way across North America, So yeah, I'll be drinkin...
Quote: Just got home ... Drinking scotch soon. Balvenie.
Holy poopers, I never would have pegged Gian J. as a Scotch whore...especially a "Drink at home alone" scotch whore. But that's pretty impressive, most chicks GAG at good whiskey, unless the chick is from Tennessee or from Bornyo's neck of the woods.
I havent had scotch in a long time....Glenmorangie is my Favorite, if I had to choose.
What is your alcohol tolerance in general these days Gia? I could have sworn a while back you told everyone u were something of a liteweight.....Also, do become harder or easier to fuck once you have been drinking? I totally love whores who routinely use Booze as the excuse to indulge their nympho tendencies....They wont give u the time of day when sober, or they act cold fishy ... but fuel them up with some booze and voila! it becomes a game of "Pick a hole, any hole...."
Lol. No, I never drink at home. I don't even keep alcohol at home. I drove to the bar that night with my friend. As far as personal access goes, no amount of booze can get me freaky with someone I'm not into; however, if I'm dating someone I really enjoy partying with them. Drunken gag factor sex with the back of my head hitting his Minotti sofa can intensify the hotness, but not a pre-req. Eventually, guys find out that getting me drunk is more expensive than taking me to dinner. When the girl can put away 7 or 8 straight vodkas on an empty stomach, your bar tab gets pretty high.
Just got home from my NFL fantasy draft. Many pitchers of beer both Bud and Bud light and now more cans of them. FWIW Stephen Jackson was my first pick at number five.
the chick and i have one bottle of chateau d'yquem, think it's an '88 we got as a gift and nothing but a case or two of stuff years from maturing, but i'm going into get my ankle scoped tommorow morning and i'd like to just sleep, avoid anything but regular nsaids, and get to work in the afternoon without taking anything narcotic. half a bottle and a xanax with a few aleve should work fine.
btw, i cannot believe any white wine is so much better than others from the same region and age commands such a premium over them, i haven't had it in a while but it's certainly not mind-blowing. but a lot better than messing around with purple or white pills again for a little junk floating around the wheel.
i know i need to tape my ankle for sports with lateral movement after a few 3rd degree rolls that loosen tendons, but i thought i was safe taking the trash out. but no, there had to be an exposed pipe where NSTAR dug the street up.
don't cry for me argentina, the girl's randier than a stoat in heat tonight and is only half a glass into the bottle. 420 bucks in highlights and a haircut i can't notice are the greatest aphrodesiac known to man. oh, and some korean woman tore her pubes off on monday. approved.
James, did you ever get any pain relief from Buppo's??
I am reading some shit on using Buprenorphine as an actual pain reliever in certain patients in certain situations.
Can they at least do a 24 nerve block so that you get a "head start" and the first 24 hrs pass with no pain, which buys you a day out of possibly the worst of the pain.
I'm with you in spirit bro, if not the next gurney over....I totally sympathize, nothing worse than trying to stay clean while actually having a REAL fucking need to take the shit.
Quote: I'm about to play some variant of "Three-man" with a group of Australian and French film students. This ought to be interesting.
do they have gumdrop tits?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 09/14/0801:42 PM
No, belaborator, they don't. Neither do they have much tolerance for the booze it seems.
Turned out to be the same rules I remember, except they referred to the Three Man as "The Big Chicken." You ought to be able to identify with that, eh pipsqueak?
So if the oil from a beaver pelt can power an [LongDuckDong] automobeeeele??? [/LongDuckDong] for six hours, how many hours will it take to let these little shits create a reasonable facsimile of the Glen Canyon Dam, such that we can harvest their bodies and use them for fuel on a scale that would, say, power an alt.vehicle to deliver groceries from the local Bashas store in Page to the DaBurglar houseboat on Lake Powell?
I had no idea Ava Rose got so chub-chub! Her and Taryn Thomas have been feeding from the trough aka trashbin behind the local Wendy's. Her ass looks like a block of cheese after being placed in a microwave for 55 minutes. That ass is at LEAST two axe handles across now. Mia, stop playing WoW and start playing MoM with that food erasing sister.
There are subtle hints that Ryan Knox is a fag. Quite frankly I'm shocked.
Quote: Nice work King, very productive. I can only imagine some of the other wild and crazy things you get into on a Saturday Night
I'm one of the lucky ones ryan, every night is saturday night. I thought I took it pretty easy on you actually. and if you laugh along with it instead of getting defensive about it it makes the jokes seem less true and you appear less fragile. just a thought.
p.s. I like how you quoted the gif so it shows up twice now. nice work.
Quote: Nice work King, very productive. I can only imagine some of the other wild and crazy things you get into on a Saturday Night
I'm one of the lucky ones ryan, every night is saturday night. I thought I took it pretty easy on you actually. and if you laugh along with it instead of getting defensive about it it makes the jokes seem less true and you appear less fragile. just a thought.
p.s. I like how you quoted the gif so it shows up twice now. nice work.
Oh good, yeah the Gif doesn't bother me at all.
I was just a little concerned about the quality of social life you led but you've just assured me that every night is a Gif of a good time.
I'm very happy for you posting something original and funny on a board with such a tough crowd. Congratulations!
porto, some methylphenidates because i found a handful of upjohn 1mg alzie's(for the enthusiast, these are by far the best made. all binders and pills are not created equal) and got sleepy. time to hand some candy out then grab dinner somewhere decent.
After a few pints of Kilkenny, I am now finding it very difficult to get drunk on midori and vodka - the buzz is just not happening for me. I may have to switch to scotch.
Quote: porto, some methylphenidates because i found a handful of upjohn 1mg alzie's(for the enthusiast, these are by far the best made. all binders and pills are not created equal) and got sleepy. time to hand some candy out then grab dinner somewhere decent.
Nice find, a newer way of taking methylphenidate is by using a transdermal patch (under the brand name Daytrana), similar to those used for hormone replacement therapy (HRT), nicotine release and pain relief (Fentanyl or Morphine). Fuckin A.
A Xanax 2mg and an Ice cold bottle of Becks, then a Corona, then a Guinness, I had enough....nappy time. I got taken out to lunch by the person who splurged on the Juicy purse.
An Ambien and two glasses so far of some decent local wine---graperanch country rose...a little too sweet but the ambiens kickin in nicely...i'm ready to fuck
Nite guys, going out to get drunk, pounded and maybe some more gifts....I gotta go try to find that 3 legged dog who pulled me down off of my bar stool this afternoon.
Quote: An Ambien and two glasses so far of some decent local wine---graperanch country rose...a little too sweet but the ambiens kickin in nicely...i'm ready to fuck
:Burg comes running to the sound of whores and pills in 3...2...1..:
I had some Riesling with dinner. I drank an entire bottle of Cremant d'Alsace (the poor woman's champagne) on Election night and got really, really sick. And then I had to sit through a three hour meeting at 9AM the next morning. So I'm kind of trying to xnay on the inge-bdriking-say.
I had barely sipped my straight vodka last night before someone in our party got us 86'd. My date, his mgr, and I were sitting at our table at some unassuming rock bar in Santa Monica while his mgr's date slumps back to the table, arms crossed and says, "Hey Gia, go to the bar and ask for a glass of water. Tap water. And see if they serve you." I say if her big ta-tas can't get her tap water, then I'll be just as useless" aka "Dumb ho, I'm not your fucking lacky." She heads back over there with mgr guy in tow. There is an esculating ruckus and two bouncers order them to leave STAT. Evidently, 14 Below is tres fancy and only serves bottled water. Unfair and pretentious! Though I can even get tap water at Nobu, the chick and mgr guy probably could've handled it better.
Quote: Nite guys, going out to get drunk, pounded and maybe some more gifts....I gotta go try to find that 3 legged dog who pulled me down off of my bar stool this afternoon.
Seriously, no one cares you drug addicted hypocrite.
Bud Lime is AB's answer to Corona.. with full acknowledgement that their consumer base can't differentiate between fruit and veg, thus sparing a future generation of hick teen consumers from choking on potato wedges.
Quote: HORRENDOUS!!!!! Gussy it up all they want, you're still drinking Budweiser.
Hey I was feeling lazy. Thought I'd try it. That said, I'm back drinking vodka on the rocks now...
As far as potato wedges; throw some fucking cheese, chives, and sour cream on those, and we have a party
some dos equis ambers and a couple of ambien...the kids were asleep so i thought what da hell...I had so much dirty fun with Joe and than I swallowed..this is like a homerun for us...now i wanna sleep
A few years ago 10% FAXE used to come in gigantic liter cans here. They introduced kind of a timed trial element to getting drunk because as the temperature rises drinking FAXE becomes more and more like drinking demon snot.
Quote: A few years ago 10% FAXE used to come in gigantic liter cans here. They introduced kind of a timed trial element to getting drunk because as the temperature rises drinking FAXE becomes more and more like drinking demon snot.
We had the same 1 liter cans over here, but this is the first time I see 10% Faxe. They only marketed pilsner and a dark type.
And Faxe is indeed one of the few beers that gets completely undrinkable when warm. Schültenbrau is another example (it sucks even when cold).
I would like a drink. I would really like to be social and kick back a drink, but I'm 5 days into a very strict diet. i can see now why people pop pills.
Quote: I would like a drink. I would really like to be social and kick back a drink, but I'm 5 days into a very strict diet. i can see now why people pop pills.
Quote: $12 for 6 is good. I'd rather spend more on quality food/bevs than Panzer my way through life spending less just to consume more in quantity.
That would assume the spending of less was more about the bargain and less about a rampant and crippling O.C.D. that you live every miserable waking moment within the confines of; in Panzer's case it's the latter.
Quote: $12 for 6 is good. I'd rather spend more on quality food/bevs than Panzer my way through life spending less just to consume more in quantity.
I must say .....+1 to the first thought and in Panzers case the more enemas he can deliver on the cheap the better for all of us if he would just get them on film !
Quote: $12 for 6 is good. I'd rather spend more on quality food/bevs than Panzer my way through life spending less just to consume more in quantity.
Amen.
BTW, Rogue Dead Guy in Portland is under $9/six pack and is carried by all the major groceries. Better Rogue (only in the 22-oz bottles) is Shakespeare Stout and Brutal Bitter. Stay away from their Morimoto Soba Ale.
Great Divide Fresh Hop (not so fresh in late November) Coniston Old Man Ale Alaskan Smoked Porter 2008 (too much smoke this year; 2007 version was very good)
I hate my life right now and wish I was drinking. I want to throw a fucking tennis racket through the tv next time that fucking faggot Feist ipod commerical comes on.
Quote: I hate my life right now and wish I was drinking. I want to throw a fucking tennis racket through the tv next time that fucking faggot Feist ipod commerical comes on.
Quote: I hate my life right now and wish I was drinking. I want to throw a fucking tennis racket through the tv next time that fucking faggot Feist ipod commerical comes on.
Have you only just got that Feist "1,2,3,4" commercial over in USA now? Australia had it ages ago. I liked it - I always thought of Ceara when i saw it
I'm glad you've got a TV. TVs are fantastic - there's a lot i don't watch but there's some really excellent TV shows out there
Quote: I hate my life right now and wish I was drinking. I want to throw a fucking tennis racket through the tv next time that fucking faggot Feist ipod commerical comes on.
I thought you said that you didn't have a tv?
She got one just so she had something to throw a tennis racket through.
One of my neighbors gave me a few pounders of Molson Canadian. Canadian kind of sucks but I spent all fucking day moving furniture and dealing with weird assholes who are in Canada for the first time.
I live in a rather small 1 bedroom apartment and today 4 people moved into an apartment identical to mind, and also right above me. It sounds like they have been having some kind of gang bang or fist fight since they unpacked.
I barely have enough room for myself and the hamsters so I am kind of staggered by 4 humans trying to occupy a similar space.
Anyway I hope they settle down and I am grateful that they are not blaring raggaeton music.
i was in fort collins in march doing the tour when they were installing the canning... cool fuckin place. got fucked up on the freebeeez
I live about 5 minutes from the brewery, it's cool to go there and get hammered off of free samples. Helps that Odells and Fort Collins Brewery are right down the road too.
Glad you decided to make that big leap. Good for you G.....there's lots of very bad tv on, so bad you just have to watch. Did you catch the Atlanta Houswives Reunion. Classic & Priceless.
Now I know. I am glad I only bought 3 bottles of the stuff.
I would like Guiness quite a bit more if it were strong enough to get me drunk. As it is when I have it I just feel like I am drinking a cheese cake because it is so rich and then 10 beers later when i start to feel a bit buzzed i also feel sick.
Besides Guiness you get in North America is not even Irish, it's from Canada. I live in Canada and they still act like the shit is an import.
#1: U.S.A! (a bewildering panoply of craft brewers; also responsible for the worst beer ever, e.g. Coors Light). #2 Belgium (trappist monks, high-alcohol content, wild yeast = fucked up, and an Euro-hangover). #3: U.K. (e.g. Samuel Smith, tasty low-alcohol bitters and some interesting Scotch ales). #4: Germany (Purity Law ensures uniform non-suckage and also uniform boredom).
And what you have left is the rest of the world brewing "Macro American Lager" style to compete with American Budweiser. They tend to put these "brews" in clear or green bottles so the beer will develop that light-struck "skunk" smell and taste.
The solution is to go to a "beer shoppe" that offers 22-oz bomber beers whose labels are unrecognizable from what's offered in your local supermarket. Sure, they will seem expensive and strange, but their alcohol content will probably be double of what you're used to, and the "complexity" of taste offered will be far more interesting than Molson (skunked), Labatts (skunked), etc.
I just sat down to a box of Corona. It's only 4:30 in the afternoon but the whole household is asleep and quiet. Almost too quiet. Something is afoot. I should probably check on it, but I'd rather sit here and drink. Any takers?
Crimmus night is bar hop city for me . Back in 87 a bar opened on Xmas night over in Hull , which was unheard of in Catholic Quebec. Every year it's grown. I'm going 'round the corner then maybe hang with my bro and the rest of teh gheys....
I've got 7 heinekens and half a bottle of triple distilled smirnoff I'm debating whether to drink tonight or not after this mornings hangover...felt like I'd been hit in the head with a sledgehammer .
Tonite a bottle of Dom that has been chilling for about a year now, (my contribution and a bottle of Merlot (red) and 2 bottles of Moet.....and 2 huge 40$ each blunts).....cant wait, will be picked up in a black stretch Cadi Escalade.....going to a gangsta house party, I hope I dont get shot. If you read about me in the papers tomorrow, please be kind on here about me folks. Ive been a good person my whole life. Albeit not everyone here likes me, but I've never hurt anyone and I help animals so Im good with my maker whoever that may be.
And If I dont die, I have to be in work at 8am tomorrow, so I will be going straight from the party to work, of course I need to bring a change of clothes. Cant wear stillettos at work and be comfortable after all nite in them and floozy clothes.
Celebrating already. Picked a bar we can all walk to. then cab back to the next joint after the ball drops. i think rainbow room wil be the last place til the house parties. just bought a new mini cam when i was supposed to be buying a paper shredder. pics of my eve will be up tmrw. they almost kicked us outta best buy cuz me and my girl were sharing a flask from inside our coats in the camera aisle. hey, we wanted to start partying early. i dont think booze is part of the raw vegan diet but oh wellz. did i tell you i had a huge papaya for breakfrest? it was as juicy and wonderful as 09 will be. thats my wishes for you all. drunkies belevedere. and moet white star. ching ching chilled_stoli my love.
Quote: just bought a new mini cam when i was supposed to be buying a paper shredder.*** i dont think booze is part of the raw vegan diet but oh wellz.
#1: shades of a "30 Rock" episode where all employees were presented with a dual Photo Scanner/Paper Shredder unit where the control switch was labeled "PS/PS" #2: I think booze is Vegan; I've yet to encounter a Bacon-infused lambic or egg-whiskey, so, sounds like rationalization...
Dude somewhere between the Max Ice and the Crest is Quaker State 10W30. It won't get you drunk but it would go down much easier. I haven't tried the Faxe 10% but the only time I drank Crest I thought I was drinking cough syrup.
Mastika (similar to ouzo or sambuca) with a beer chaser
@conq do you get wicked hangovers from the Max Ice or just stay drunk all the time instead?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 01/17/0908:50 PM
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Quote: what shall I drink...now....somebody pick me a poison!
Is this a trick question? Drink all of them. Spend your next few days in a black and white drunk-a-thon!
I drank my bottle of everclear before I took that shot....but the pussies in this fucked up state will only allow 151 proof....FUCKERS! Dont they get the gist that I am buying this shit to get WASTED! Legalize 190 proof Florida!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 01/17/0908:54 PM
molson ice, NICE!...high alcohol percentage (5.6%)..."when you drink drink responsibly...and remember to never buy that weak ass horse piss brew!"
I like being reassured about mystery beer choices. If I don't end up saving them for tomorrow or giving them to friends (the guy down the hall and I trade beers) I'll let you know.
They are hard to get to (for a look, they are in a sack dangling out of my window) but the "Schlenkerla" is the yellow labeled one that is supposed to be "smokey" right? I am really looking forward to that one.
Yeah, the Schlenkerla is the yellow labeled one and it is in fact smoky. The one you have is the Marzen, which is good. If you can find their Urbock try that out too, it's a bit stronger and very smoky.
Either way, if you like smoked beers you should love it.
G2 - Gatorade, fruit punch flavored..... I know Gia despises it and tells me how bad it is, but I had a yearning for it. And it's ice cold, tastes sooo freaking good.
This is really excellent stout. I'm just sorry the company will be going out of business after Oregon liberals strangle the craft brewing industry. At least I will have some solace knowing that gunker will only be able to afford to wash down his panzeresque dishes with a six pack of natty light.
This is really excellent stout. I'm just sorry the company will be going out of business after Oregon liberals strangle the craft brewing industry. At least I will have some solace knowing that gunker will only be able to afford to wash down his panzeresque dishes with a six pack of natty light.
'fraid not, H2C.
Tonights 22-oz bomber lineup:
Rogue Sesquicentennial Ale (hoppy, but not too hoppy; robust head) ($6.29) Bridgeport Fallen Friar (Belgian "style" Tripel, with 35% aged in oak barrels, not as "funky" as one would expect; rather smooth and a great price for a 8.2% alc) ($4.99) Great Divide Espresso Oak Aged Yeti ($11.49. It's no Abyss, but then again, the Abyss is the greatest beer):
Not a very big fan of Abyss, but it's a decent beer.
Went to a Strong Ale Festival last night and had some good stuff and some other so/so stuff. After that I went over to a friends house and we pounded shitty beer. My gut hated me this morning.
Rogue Sesquicentennial Ale (hoppy, but not too hoppy; robust head) ($6.29) Bridgeport Fallen Friar (Belgian "style" Tripel, with 35% aged in oak barrels, not as "funky" as one would expect; rather smooth and a great price for a 8.2% alc) ($4.99) Great Divide Espresso Oak Aged Yeti ($11.49. It's no Abyss, but then again, the Abyss is the greatest beer):
Buyer beware. This beer tastes like a heavy bowel movement. I've been alternating between a bottle of this and a bottle of Moosehead. At ten beers I am full, bloated and angry.
Mojitos contain club soda, too although caiprinhas do not and the multiculti Brazilians recoginize the legitimacy of the vodka-based caipiroska. Para agorrorar la borrachera, esta bien cualquier vino. Making mojitos requires a bit of know-how, one has to "muddle" together the mint, rum, and sugar to get the right flavor. Sounds like the bartenders were greenhorns.
True story. I went on a date once and after we pulled out of my driveway, he said, "Hey babe, can you reach behind you in the backseat and open up that bottle of scotch back there?" First and last date from that guy. I told him I wasn't feeling well and made him take me back home.
Quote: "Hey babe, can you reach behind you in the backseat and open up that bottle of scotch back there?" First and last date from that guy. I told him I wasn't feeling well and made him take me back home.
Pfffft....you should have played the date out at least....he might have handed you a ROLL like Ben gives to Sera after Sera takes him into her apartment and Ben gives her his last 15 Grand or whatever, in case he "loses it." He sounds like a blackout drunk, unless he is a serial rapist, either way it is a win-win, you can steal some valuable shit from the idiot, OR you get a rape fantasy fulfilled. dont deny you have them, all great whores do...
In reality, I know Gia can more than handle herself...the only person in danger was the idiot with the scotch. He was About as subtle as a community bedpan.....
Quote: 1. great idea. steal from a guy who knows where i live. he picked me up at my place to go on the date, remember?
2. i prefer my rape fantasies sober.
Ahh well I guess it depends on what there is to swipe, but I thought my spirit of just kidding was obvious without me writing the always-annoying "j/k" letters/disclaimer at the end.
[fat albert & the cosby kids]Don't steal kids, don't steal![/fat albert & the cosby kids]
Quote: True story. I went on a date once and after we pulled out of my driveway, he said, "Hey babe, can you reach behind you in the backseat and open up that bottle of scotch back there?" First and last date from that guy. I told him I wasn't feeling well and made him take me back home.
Actually, that is a good move. I had a buddy who started drinking way too much. To the point he drank bourbon while he drove. One night he must of blacked out and drove off the road at high speed and flipped his car. The only good move he made was wearing his seatbelt. Luckily he was alone and did not hurt anyone else. He was pretty messed up though- in the hospital for a while. The court made him go to conseling, but it took a few more years for him stop completely. Drinking and driving do not mix at all. If the driver is doing shots-definitely have them stop and get out!
It's a work night, and I have to go in @ 0600 ET, but I only need two more glasses to finish off my bottle of Skyy. I prefer the Belvidere, but I hate to waste, so I'm saving it for until I finish this one. Drinking straight, which is foul, I don't care how many times it's distilled.
Good choice ivor-driver, what part of the country are you in that they're actually distributing to? We can't the Yueng here in Indiana yet.
Would Absinthe be the equivalent or anything like Raki? That shit was fucking filthy! My sister-in-law's father brings it back with him from Albania every year when visiting family overseas.
I should in your opinion but Im not going to, I love my life. Buy a fucking place and stay put so you dont have to keep jumping on trains to travel state to state after you meet the love of your life on Myspace. I still find you just as sexy as Taye Diggs, you're the spitting image. . Did you use your new girlfriends name to put your new fake cars insurance under? Get a life Bish, and stop worrying about mine, why all the hatin? I dont hate the poor and underprivileged!
Quote: I should in your opinion but Im not going to, I love my life. Buy a fucking place and stay put so you dont have to keep jumping on trains to travel state to state after you meet the love of your life on Myspace. I still find you just as sexy as Taye Diggs, you're the spitting image. . Did you use your new girlfriends name to put your new fake cars insurance under? Get a life Bish, and stop worrying about mine, why all the hatin? I dont hate the poor and underprivileged!
Thanks I have a life but this would be a good time for yours to end... You can admit eternal slumber sounds good,doesn't it??? No more lesbo rejection from the lifestyle that was thrust upon you cause the gene-pool shot you snake-eyes... Just one long nod, just like the diesel you miss jackin' into your arm every two hours or DO YOU??? Is the monkey back gyp? Let's wrap this up.. It'll be better for everyone ....
Quote: Stella is awesome. I split a case of these with my brother. I just couldn't justify spending $127 for a case, but fuck is it good.
Vizzle, you ever tried a real lambic?
In most cases they are pricey, but damn they are good. They aren't really similar to the Lindemans stuff, they are more tart/sour and funky, but it's worth a shot if you want to try something new.
Getting SMASHER-ED. Just watched Carlos Newton knock out a local fighter. My coach was on the undercard and choked his opponent out! wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FUCKEDDD UP. just returned from Georgia Jones' birthday party. Her and Faye Reagan greeted my date and I topless at the door. Not even an avn party shoot. Just me hanging out. Four straight vodka on thre rocks.' Blame Missy Stone for the third one. That bitch! Love you, girl! Lolz at whoever gave her a Sweet 16 beer coozie...wtf?
I'm about as fucked up as a football bat right now. Cheap beer and lots of them and a few Makers Mark neat and some shots of an unknown citrone from a small bottle- I wasn't pouring and I didn't catch the label.
I love my Austrian friends I drank with but will be hating life in a few hours when it's time to go turkey hunting. Something in the bourbon or citrone is a stimulant...I can't sleep.
Coupled with the iceberg lettuce in my mall-based taco salad, I've had my whatever-mandated fruit (tomato juice is a fruit!) and vegetables for the day!
Rumor has it, that the Bloody Mary Mix spices are anti-oxidants...
a chilled glass of vodka. assisted all day with a messed up shoulder and neck. can't get a chiropractic appt until day off and no idea when that is. deadline tmrw and last min to shoot 8am. too damn hot. balcony doors open and kicked sheets off. it's like summer of sam hot.
@BDM: I usually have very good luck with Becks for some reason though. It's skunk piss sometimes though.
It's Polish and is kind neither here nor there. I have never had any cause to complain about it but it's flavor is not especially exciting. I buy it when I feel indecisive.
I have 500ml cans today but the bottles have a cool gimmick. They have a "thermometer" feature built into the label on the back. The logo only appears when the beer is cold enough to drink.
I always found that kind of charming.
(Handful and I live in the same place so I'm pretty sure he already knows about it.)
The style I am drinking is probably the "pale lager" and I like it quite well and I've bought plenty of it over the years. I never thought to look them up. They probably make an awesome porter.
Plus I have a very generic Polish last name and it makes me happy to drink beer "from the old country". It's silly.
Tyskie is on the shelf next to Zywiec at my liquor store. I think Tyskie is pretty good as well but Zywiec comes in 4 packs of 500ml cans so I buy that because it's easier to play back pack tetris with groceries and a solid block of cans than with a bunch of loose bottles.
They have Lech but I have never bought it. The name turns me off for some reason.
Adios Motherfucker 1/2 oz vodka 1/2 oz rum 1/2 oz 1800® Tequila 1/2 oz gin 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur 2 oz sweet and sour mix 2 oz 7-Up® soda
A large black man came up to me tonight I swear he was twice my height and weight. He said "come on girl gimme a hug" and almost squeezed the barf out of me, I didnt even have the chance to try to run. He was nice but I feel violated.
Quote: I'm going to suck down a bottle of Stoli tonight because I'm alone and I could have pocketed $557 grand picking the superfecta @ Churchill Downs.
I feel your pain William. I talked myself out of betting the #8 Friday morning and went with the 6, 11, & 12. They're still running.
Fucked up beyond belief. Miss my ex. Overtures from a new gym that says they're gonna "give me a shot" (sure you are). Went to the casino with a ton of cash. They merged the table and I looked down at pocket Aces. Some drunk chink calls me with J-8 and hits the strait on the river for several hundred dollars. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay grolsch and home delivery...
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Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 05/08/0908:28 AM
I just woke up missing a shoe and badly in need of a tonguerazor. Good Times (I think.)
A young man I used to employ and have been mentoring somewhat graduated college this week. He is having a party tonight. So hell yes I am going to drink tonight.
I drank on the golf course earlier and I have a party to attend at 7. I figure I should keep the ball rolling and drink more since 7 is five hours away. Haven't had Svenka.
Well, I blame dear old Mom for ordering that "extra" bottle of wine (that I wound up finishing alone) and the significant other for going out of town, but I just got home and sat down to the Tivo, my laptop, and a Heine and a glass of J.D.
Some Amaretto Sours and a slimline vibe around Pretty is very much the same as giving a shotgun to a monkey!
-Keep It Dirty
...BTW Pretty, I found yer phone. Actually, my proctologist found yer phone. You need to trade out of that silly-ass 1987 L.A. Cellular brick phone already.
I had the boss/owner doing the annual "ride along" with me this week. Three fucken days of hell in four states, no threatning other drivers and no Coors Light pounders on the way home. It was almost like a job.
The last time I drank Absolut with Red Bull was in Vegas at Caesar's during the Super Bowl. Around 3:00am I was convinced that I could fly and shoot lasers out of my eyes.
Beer. I went bream-fishing this evening in the backyard and cold beer goes well with crickets and night-crawlers.
The bream haven't gone on the bed in my pond yet. Usually it's the first full moon in May but we had some lingering cold weather. I think they will light up after the next full moon (Sunday, I think).
An old-timer told me the bream bed when the center of a dogwood blossom gets the size of a squirrels ear. I'm monitoring and will report.
I caught four last night and two tonight and they aren't bedding yet which is when they go into a frenzy. All the ones I kept have bodies larger than my hand (which is larger than yours based on the hamster pics). I scale, behead and gut them and have been vacuum packing them. When I get 20 or more I will have a fish fry. You roll the entire fish in a batter/flour/breading and deep fry them and then eat them one side then the other, eating down to the ribcage and spine. The fins are great fried on the fish- cunchy.
No! Don't eat the bones. It's like eating a flounder or something. The meat will flake away off the ribcage and you leave the spine and ribs. Think Felix the Cat.
Bream is not a glamorous fish to catch because you can dig your own worms and catch them on the simplest of tackle but they fight like hell and are some of the sweetest white meat you can eat.
I know it was in 1867 because there were special circulating coin issued in 1967 for the centennial. The cent had a bird on the back instead of the maple leaf, and the "nickel" had a bunny!
The quarter was a bobcat, I think. I forget the dime. A fish, maybe??
Can't believe I never tried this before today. This is unlike any beer I've ever had. Cloudy like piss but perfect with any food, an excellent Sunday morning beer. It's like making a new best friend. This must be how Chaisy Lain felt when she made the leap from crack to meth.
Quote: I got a case of yuengling lager (two 12 packs actually) about 10 minutes ago. I havn't eaten at all today. I plan on getting black out drunk. FTW!!!
Good call! Yuengling is the best beer out of Pennsylvania, IMO. I've been drinking these a lot lately:
I'm not really into red wines as I prefer rot gut beers or paint thinner type gins but I was feeling a bit odd when I went shopping. I am pleased with my wine.
That's bud light lime... I drink way more booze than beer so I can't really comment on its quality. You being north of the border probably means you aren't missing anything.
" As most savvy drinkers are by now aware, Jack Daniel’s Old No. 7 is no longer with us.
It has been knifed in the back by the greedy corporate clowns at Brown-Forman, the conglomerate that bought the Jack Daniel distillery in 1956. Mr. Daniel’s once excellent whiskey began life as a 90 proof liquor, but about 17 years ago the proof was lowered to 86. Now it has been lowered again, to a timid 80 proof. America’s best bourbon is now a ghost. "
After a brief period of house arrest for a minor charge (not DWI) and the requisite 4+ daily tests on a Sobrietor machine, I decided to purchase a breathalyzer to satisfy my curiosity about what level my drinking sometimes takes me to. I also put a new keg of Newcastle Brown in my kegerator the same day. After several hours of beer, I switched to bacardi & diet. The final number at the end of the night: .401. Wiki lists the following behavior associated with this level of drinking: Unconsciousness. Death.
...yeah, it's 6:32 in the morning, what?! I'll be lucky if that's all I get into today.
You are quickly becoming a role model for me
Becoming?!?! How's this...I'm fuct up right now (let me rephrase that...I'm FUCT UP!!!) and I'm runnin' out the door with multiple bitches to get fuct up at a rave...my first. The skirts are shorter than Webster, and the heels are higher than Snoop Dogg. Bras are outerwear this evening, and the stockings have more runs than Carl Lewis (how cum all my examples are black people tonight?). I look fuckin' GOOD in this mini, yo!
Got some Harp Lagers in the fridge. I am in a reflective mood and I'm gonna walk these moonlit streets with a couple stashed in my jacket, then mebbe hit a couple of bars....
Just lookin' out of the window, Watchin' the asphalt grow, Thinkin' how it all looks hand-me-down...
Good Times, yeah, yeah Good Times
Keepin' your head above water Makin' a wave when you can Temporary lay offs. - Good Times. Easy credit rip offs. - Good Times. Scratchin’ and surviving. - Good Times. Hangin in a chow line - Good Times. Ain’t we lucky we got ‘em - Good Times.
At my fantasy football league draft tonight. Many pitchers of Bud Light and a couple of shots of Jagermeister. Right now after the draft and reflecting on things it's Magic Hat Roxy Rolles Hoppy Autumn Amber.
Coincidentally, it occurred to me that Aurora Snow and St. Peter share something in common: they were both abused upside down. Can someone call her nursing school and relay this to her?
Its been awhile since I got drunk. The craving hit me last week and I havn't been able to shake it so tonight I bought a case of Yuengling Lager. I plan to get drunk and watch anime till I'm too drunk to read the sub-titles anymore.
Heh... It'll take NadThurst like 3 days to shake out what happened here. That's like 2 days before he shakes off the trucker cock and 1 day before he comes to and shakes off the Homeboi houseparty jock-fest he rented his ass out for. And when I say "shake it off" I mean like a wet dog.
Quote: Heh... It'll take NadThurst like 3 days to shake out what happened here.
Do you put any thought at all into what you post, or is it just whatever spittle hits the keyboard when your madly conversing with yourself? But, I did have to Google the foreign language references. Is that what you're all worked up about?
JB, average premise, excellent execution. My apologies for not respecting it with a duly deserved response. Only thing that popped in my head was to accuse you of needing the liquid courage. But, that was lame, so I skipped it... Maybe I should actually be drunk when I come in the drinking thread?
more Lou:
Quote: That's like 2 days before he shakes off the trucker cock and 1 day before he comes to and shakes off the Homeboi houseparty jock-fest he rented his ass out for. And when I say "shake it off" I mean like a wet dog.
While I can appreciate my inclusion in your fantasies of violent eroticism, that shit is creepy. Homie don't swing that way. I hadn't figured you for a fag.
Once again you're a quote snipping lil bitch... It's all a documented reflex of avoidance/denial that almost every victim portrays. It's a classic case of The Hatebot Cycle. You should worry less about what I say and pay way more attention to what you're putting down.
Quote: Once again you're a quote snipping lil bitch...
It's all a documented reflex of avoidance/denial that almost every victim portrays. It's a classic case of The Hatebot Cycle. You should worry less about what I say and pay way more attention to what you're putting down.
It's worth posting (but not right now), that breathing technique means a whole lotta bunch of difference as far as liquore breathe goes!! I have recomendations!
Loop I love Warsteiner beer. I find it funny that most bars claim it takes so long to draw off the tap. If you are posting while drinking it I assume you are drinking it from a bottle. Does it take 10 minutes to remove the cap?
Tried something new. It is called a "force". The drink is half beer, and one-quarter vodka and one-quarter lemonade. It fucked me up (in a good way) last night. Trying it again tonight.
Quote: Tried something new. It is called a "force". The drink is half beer, and one-quarter vodka and one-quarter lemonade. It fucked me up (in a good way) last night. Trying it again tonight.
That's disgusting, ivor. What's the point? It's not going to "fuck you up" any more than something that tastes decent.
Quote: Had a shot of Delamain's cognac on 9/11...not a big deal to me, tastes like Henny.
Don't think I've had Delamain. I'm headed out to the diviest of dive bars tonight, in So LA county. I don't think they're gonna have this, but I'll ask.
I got all my friends hooked on Crystal Light lemonade and vodka a few years back. If you use enough Crystal Light and lots of ice, you can't even taste the vodka. We nicknamed the drink "Danger" because it would get us so fucked up we'd get into all sorts of trouble. Like wake-up-naked-in-your-car-in-front-of-the-strip-club-and-not-know-how-you-got-there trouble.
Made out with a lesbian schoolteacher, fell down on the dancefloor, came home and passed out on a pile of multigrain crackers on my kitchen floor. Let a friend borrow my car and he almost hit a moose and went into a ditch. Good times.
Oh, for my drink I told the bartender to "make me something with a lot of rum in it and not a whole lot of sugar. And I'll take two!"
Sorry to disappoint your visions of pedophilia, faggot, but ummm, "No". Negro pecker in your avatar, accusations of boy-toying...me thinks you have homo tendacies. Are you an active NAMBLA member, Jeff?
Gia, I had me some fancy shot last night called a SharkBomb. Although, I still prefer plain old Vodka-inclusive drinks.
Tonight, let it be ice cold cans of National Bohemian poured into frosty mugs. I hope I don't appear to be Panzerish, but a case only cost me $10.99, and they go down smoothly when they are ice cold.
I'm open to trying a dry old fashioned martini. I usually drink vodka or scotch on the rocks. Sometimes champagne. Not really a wine person. And no way am I drinking anything made with fake sugar syrup crap mixers.
You have good taste. Drink mojitos and caipirinhas when I visit my Dad in southeast Florida, where the Cubanos and Brasilerhas make those drinks from scratch.
Quote: Tonight, let it be ice cold cans of National Bohemian poured into frosty mugs. I hope I don't appear to be Panzerish, but a case only cost me $10.99, and they go down smoothly when they are ice cold.
I hear ya, bro. I used to drink Wiedemann's (a fine Bohemian beer) ice cold. At $5.99 a case a great value but it skyrocketed when it would be on sale for $3.99/case.
Quote: And no way am I drinking anything made with fake sugar syrup crap mixers.
Being a Type I diabetic, It's just a whole lot easier (and less dangerous) for me to mix with sugar free stuff. Taking a bunch of insulin and then drinking a bunch of alcohol = I'm working on it though. I bought some fancy Breville juicer the other day and discovered I really like the taste of fresh veggie juice and vodka. And it doesn't really seem to effect my bloodsugar. Tomato, carrot, celery & lime juice with a dash of salt and a bit of hot sauce, plus some Stoly 100. Drinking juices like that is supposed to slow down your absorption of alcohol. As opposed to drinking carbonated beverages, which I heard causes some of the alcohol to basically fizz right through your stomach and directly into the bloodstream.
It has been a bear of a week. The end of the fiscal year and all. I am well into my Jim Beam & Heineken combo and have the next 8 days off to recover. Anybody else suffer through the end of the fiscal year? I offer a toast to you!
Uggg. Two bottles of Australian Shiraz (16% alcohol). I woke up all pale with my lips stained purple, like a vampire after a feeding. And my tongue looked like one of those California Raisin cartoons.
All Virginia Tech football fans are drinking tonight. And pounding their steering wheels with their fists, hollering at their wives and trying to pick fights with anyone wearing that putrid shade of blue that Tarheel fans espouse.
Props dude, that is a great Scotch and a favorite of mine.
I'm rockin' a 13 y/o Aberlour tonight.
I really like laphroaig, as do non-scotch drinkers that I hang out with. Having trouble telling the difference between the 1/4 cask and the 10yr, though.
Bowmore Legend = not so great. The bottle has been full for almost a year.
I posted about that very scotch on here ages ago. I really like Scapa as well. The place where i used to work (and where I'm off to) carries over 50 single-malts. First round's on me if any of you degenerates ever head this way....
Nice CS... I rolled almost the same way last night. Lotsa Patron at home with some friends but had to call it an early night. Hockey 2 hrs away with a 6 am wakeup call = .
A simple night out with the Captain turned into 8 paltry hours of sleep, only to wake up & drink some Miller Lite while watching my Eagles slaughter the Giants.
Bacardi & Diet Coke worked out great for me last night. I'm not sure how this keeps happening, but I made out with 2 more lesbians last night. I was talking to them and next thing you know they're both sitting in my lap kissing me and then each other. It's as confusing to me as it probably is to the rest of the bar. One of them was a bit of a bulldyke, too. Like she's been a lesbian since highschool and probably hasn't kissed a guy in 10 years, if ever. Her Mexican girlfriend was hot and wanted us to all leave together, but bulldyke wasn't quite ready to commit that far.
Somehow I agreed to give a major presentation (outside of my area of expertise) in an effort to establish a new program and I am polishing off a bottle of Jim Beam Black as I sit here working on the presentation.
I have a feeling that this lecture is either going to kick ass or go very, very bad. Wooo Hoooo!!
I smoke weed to make me sleepy. 2-3 hours after a bowl, I'm munching out and 10 minutes later its sleepy time. I don't drink as hard as I used to, because the older I get the longer the hangover seems to last.
Quote: I smoke weed to make me sleepy. 2-3 hours after a bowl, I'm munching out and 10 minutes later its sleepy time. I don't drink as hard as I used to, because the older I get the longer the hangover seems to last.
Sadly, Pot is illegal and I don't believe that it will be decriminalized in my lifetime although I do suspect it will happen eventually.
Until then, at the end of a hectic day, or when I need to mellow out and get some work done at home, I occasionally have a drink or four or ten, but not very often, and not when I have to work the next day. I suspect I'm probably waaaaaay past legally drunk right now.
Had vodka w/ veggie juice last night. Complimented a girl by telling her she had nice big horse teeth. Got into an argument with a big Asian guy that I kept calling Fat Sulu. Finally, got kicked out of the bar for throwing little pieces of popcorn at all the waitresses.
^^^^^ Actually, it is. I also apparently stole the sugar shaker from the breakfast place I wound up at. I've decided if I ever open up a strip club, it's going to be named Sugar Shakers. The bar section will be named Thirsty's.
The stupid back seat of my car is now all full of sugar. :-(
Got this with some chocolate covered cherries for when the girlfriend came over. Thought it would go well on a cool night on the back porch after dinner. She hated it, I kinda liked it and bought a second bottle. It isn't a starter though, too sweet, gotta already get the ball rolling first.
Good combo Tats. Griffin & Koschak for the win. Two pitchers of Miller Lite for me, on the rare occasion I drink beer, because it’s the only thing my local Hooters has available.
Oh brother. I got stuck sitting next to a complete raisin cake last night. She was Alaska Native. Deaf. And she would cringe every time I moved. I found out that it was because I'm a big guy and her daddy was also big and he used to beat the shit out of her. I had to be fake nice to her all night after hearing that. She also said people are always making fun of her. And I like to get into adventures and help people. The end result of buying her a drink and being fake nice to her was that she wanted me to take her home. I said, "My adventure ends here."
Also, some dork with a skullcap hat on the other side of the bar was giving me the death stare all night. I kept going outside to smoke to see if he would follow me out, but I guess he was scared. I came to find out later that his girlfriend was the bartender. And I had previously told her she has a nice, big, juicy ass. Now she is just fat and my friend came up with a great nickname for her: Overbeast.
Not sure. When I came home from making out with those lesbians the other night, I fell on my coffee table. Somehow I did this without in any way hurting myself. When I told my friends I could probably fix it with some long wood screws and a hand drill, they just laughed at me.
Quote: Phewwwww....son you don't have to go through life Steezy,drunk and stupid !
My story from that night is that someone drugged my jello shot. As long as you're laughing and having fun, it's not being drunk. It's partying. I guess I did both that night. I partied with lesbians and fell down drunk on my coffee table.
Quote: Somehow I suspect that your definition of "trouble" involves a bunch of gullible chickens...
And a pig or two.
Quote: Two pitchers of Miller Lite for me...
^ Priceless. Anyone wanna guess the beer that was left in my fridge?
Say Hi to the new, amiable Jiff.
Also, Jiff, no fucken way you don't brand recognize. I picture you as the Gia Jordan of male posters around here. And NO, that doesn't mean I want to fuck you so ease up on the pm's.
A friend just called and claims his old lady split; "pissed her off" again. We head out drinking and I look like the hero to him, but she resents me forever. Same story. I'm sure someone can relate.
When I said someone, I never expected you. I was thinking Stains, CXXX, or someone along those lines. But yea, whatever, ya learn something every day! You'll have to share your experience, for when I return. Oh goodie!
Quote: I bet your friends have a death pool going with you at the head of the list !
There's a slight possibility that I got up from my couch the other night and went over to my tower of stereo components and urinated all over them. But it may have been a leftover drink that fell over that had been sitting on the top of the stereo cabinet. Thankfully the component at dick-level was the am/fm radio which was unplugged because it never gets used. That component had the most splatter marks. The carpet tiles all around the area were wet, but there wasn't any real discernible odor. Drunk-piss is mostly water. Anyways, whether it was drink or piss, it's all cleaned up now and no harm done.
I mentioned my only other drunk-pissing incident already, I believe. It was when I pissed in front of a set of patio doors and then tried to flush the door handle. I kept looking down at the floor waiting for it to swirl and woosh away.
Just finished up assisting in my friend's demonstration when he was speaking at a Casanova Crew lecture tonight. Enjoying a glass of Veuve. Btw, which is also what I requested at my table at PornStarTweet which went very well. More to report on that when I'm not being lazy.
Quote: Absolut in the freezer, and then in mah belly!
That reminded me of when I was 17. A friend of mine had a party and eventually the cops showed up. They were ok about it, they just made us pour out the alcohol... no tickets or calls to our parents. After they left a couple of us started to laugh. The others were like, "What the fuck is so funny?". Then we let them in on the joke. See, earlier in the night we filled 3 ice trays with vodka. The idea of the ice trays was to chill the vodka and not let certain people know we had it. Mission accomplished. We had 30 shots of chilled vodka left and we all got hammered. One of the girls puked on my friend's mom's bed... but shit happens.
Also, I'm drinking budweiser tonight. Robot Chicken christmas special and new Venture Bros. Good times.
There used to be a little honky tonk up the road from me and all the old geezers drank beer and tomato juice mixed. I tried it once and barfed my toenails.
I have always associated the beer and tomato juice combo with being a hangover remedy. Also seems to be a south of the border thing, Mexicans like it.
I've tasted it and I don't think it is a drink meant for humans.
It also reminds me of a "shandy". I have never tried one but a guy at a beer store here explained it to me. It's when you buy a forty (doesn't matter what kind but I think a strong one would make more sense) and you cut it with some kind of soft drink, like ginger ale.
I think the idea is probably for hobos or people too young to buy booze to get more mileage out of their alcohol budget. And if I were desperate for a drink I would go for the shandy over the tomato beer (or mouth wash).
EDIT: a friend just told me that a proper shandy is made with 7up or lemonade.
I think the idea is probably for hobos or people too young to buy booze to get more mileage out of their alcohol budget. And if I were desperate for a drink I would go for the shandy over the tomato beer (or mouth wash).
EDIT: a friend just told me that a proper shandy is made with 7up or lemonade.
I've never understood this logic. Since it takes a certain amount of alcohol to get buzzed, cutting any alcoholic drink with "filler" only increases the expense and the number of trips to the bathroom, but it doesn't increase the buzz.
I am not drinking tonight. I am very very baked though.
If you are concocting shandys your buzz might very well be in your head rather than your bloodstream.
Ever see what happens when an inexperienced teenager buys fake acid and trips all night?
I think it's kind of the same deal. In some situations just willing oneself to be high (even with a prop like shandy involved or orange Tic Tacs that I said were acid tabs) works quite well.
Those had to have been the most expensive orange Tic Tacs ever.
Quote: I am not drinking tonight. I am very very baked though.
If you are concocting shandys your buzz might very well be in your head rather than your bloodstream.
Ever see what happens when an inexperienced teenager buys fake acid and trips all night?
I think it's kind of the same deal. In some situations just willing oneself to be high (even with a prop like shandy involved or orange Tic Tacs that I said was acid) works quite well.
Those had to have been the most expensive orange tic tacs ever.
I love this very phenomenon you refer to. There are some great short films of real bona fide university psychology experiments that show this effect that are fascinating to watch. It is related a bit to the way hypnosis works.
I believe that the opposite is also true. I think, up to a point, you can prevent yourself from being a jack-ass or ever appearing sloppy drunk, or making Mel Gibson-esque comments to the cops if you get pulled over, etc, etc, by simply not wanting to be a jerk when you drink.
I have a lot of experiences being a jerk when I was drunk. I do not think that is something I could just will away through the power or positive thinking or whatever.
Quote: I have a lot of experiences being a jerk when I was drunk. I do not that is something I could will away through the power or positive thinking or whatever.
I think I'm just a jerk.
I could almost guarantee you could and would be willing to bet money on it, whether you are a jerk or not has nothing to do with it.
There is a drawback. Part of the euphoria of being drunk (or simply thinking you are) comes from allowing yourself to do things and blaming it on the alcohol.
Over here, "shandy" is half pilsner beer, half Fanta (or any other orange-juice based soft drink). Its counterpart is "Sneeuwwitje" (Snow White), which is half pilsner beer and half Seven-Up.
In the seventies, shandy was sold in 330 ml cans; don't know if they still sell it or if anybody still drinks this stuff.
We drank it a lot, between the age of 10 and 15. It was allowed by most parents, as it was considered wiser to let the youth drink these mixtures than to forbid any alcohol at all (which would lead to secrecy and binging).
I was minding my own business at the local watering hole last night when a milfy type sits down at the bar beside me. She starts talking to me, about all sorts of stuff. I think she was sprung as her bottom jaw seemed to grind side to side uncontrollably.
To cut to the chase somehow the conversation led her to say "God never made an ugly breast" and when I turned to look at her she had her shirt discretely pulled up over her right tit where only I could see it. About a minute later she says "let me have your hand" & when i put my hand on top of the bar she grabbed it and stuck it up her shirt on her tit. Weird to be sure.
Last weekend at the same place a young girl whom we've known a long time walks up to me and grabs my dick.
Luckily in both incidents no one else saw. I was drinking both times.
Quote: I was minding my own business at the local watering hole last night when a milfy type sits down at the bar beside me.. . .
Seriously, you must have crazy mojo in such places, B. Must be that syrupy Southern English.
I am 3 weeks into a month long alcohol hiatus, it's been an interesting experiment. I dream vividly w/o alcohol in my system, beyond that I really don't feel much differently. I'll break the fast next Friday with a glass of 18 y/o Highland Park.
Quote: I was minding my own business at the local watering hole last night when a milfy type sits down at the bar beside me.. . .
Seriously, you must have crazy mojo in such places, B. Must be that syrupy Southern English.
I am 3 weeks into a month long alcohol hiatus, it's been an interesting experiment. I dream vividly w/o alcohol in my system, beyond that I really don't feel much differently. I'll break the fast next Friday with a glass of 18 y/o Highland Park.
Fucken weird... I need to find the post but maybe 3 months ago I had the same shit going on. I didn't drink between Monday and Thursday cause I was busy and I swear to god I had the most fucken awesome, way beyond my means dreams. Fenris made a great response to my post, I need to find it.
Drinking soon after dinner. Perfect for a dark and stormy night. Just got word that my date made reservations. I feel very impressed by his effort on just a first date. Not that he's some ungentlemanly rogue, but I think he's more used to casual dates that aren't really dates. Men who make plans are a turn on.
Quote: Drinking soon after dinner. Perfect for a dark and stormy night. Just got word that my date made reservations. I feel very impressed by his effort on just a first date. Not that he's some ungentlemanly rogue, but I think he's more used to casual dates that aren't really dates. Men who make plans are a turn on.
Quote: What is that Captain Morgan "spiced rum" stuff? I see it mostly advertised to blacks here.
From the Internets:
The brand’s taste is achieved through a proprietary recipe, which is blended into the rum mixture at the final stages of production, making use of spices indigenous to the Caribbean Islands.
100 Proof - The most recent addition to the Captain Morgan family boasting the highest alcoholic content of the Captain Morgan line of drinks. Closest relation is Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum, but with an added kick.
Thx, Nug. I like both fried chicken & watermelon myself. I don't know too many who don't.
I have no idea why the target seems to be blacks, but oddly that ad strategy led me thinking "this product isn't for me" and I've never investigated/tried it. But, then again I don't drink that much and pretty much keep to Johnny Walker black if I do imbibe.
Aside from Marley, who would likely more enjoy a different variant of the term, anyone one downing a flask full of SMOKING BISHOP????
From the Dickens Classic:
‘A merrier Christmas, Bob, my good fellow, than I have given you for many a year. I’ll raise your salary, and endeavour to assist your struggling family, and we will discuss your affairs this very afternoon, over a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop’
Shot of bottom-shelf vodka (blah) 3 shots of Canadian Club whiskey (dunno where this stands on the pecking order, as I don't normally drink whiskey) Bottle of Sam Adams Winter Ale (?)
...all while watching my Eagles eek past the Broncos this evening @ the Link!
Canadian Club can be really good but it is not what I think of when I am thinking whiskey.
A Canadian whiskey that is pretty much on par with CC but tastes more like what I think of whiskey as is Seagrams VO.
I shy away from Seagrams 7 in the same way as CC, they are both pretty similar to me. Many people would probably disagree with my feelings on common Canadian whiskeys.
I will not deny that Seagrams 7 (7&7) is made of Seagrams and 7 up and it is pretty okay.
I could be wrong, but Canadian Club and Seagrams 7 were mostly used [and I've always assumed designed] for mixed drinks which were popular in the 50's and 60's like Whiskey Sours, Manhattans and, playing on the brand names, 7&7s.
I don't know of anyone drinking them "straight up".
Been drinkin' since I pilfered a bottle of Carling Black Label beer from my Dad back in 1969. Tonight I had three glasses of shiraz, and am now workin' on a Cuba Libre.
But isn't drinking a non-alcoholic wine kinda like fucking while wearing a rubber? I wanna feel the alcohol buzz just like I wanna feel a warm, wet pussy.
Don’t remember if I ever asked, but has anyone ever drank Raki? It’s some eastern European shit, my in-laws bring it back from Albania when they make treks back to the homeland?
It’s the beginning of the end...for 2009. But this time tomorrow, I hope to be nearly comatose after enjoying an open bar at the party I’m going to. Until about 8pm tonight, I’m saving my liver the abuse. I will pass out in the Hilton somewhere, rather than driving (or cabbing) home.
IMO there is nothing necessarily wrong with drinking Canadian whiskey straight, if required to I would rather down a shot of Canadian as opposed to bourbon whiskey, as to me bourbon tastes like furniture varnish. All in all, I prefer to cut my whiskey with club soda. Cheers and a Happy New Year to all of my fellow perverts.
Not following that 4/1 mix on the bottle because that's subservient to Mrs. T, LLC's self-serving interest of profitability at the expense of the workers!
Quote: IMO there is nothing necessarily wrong with drinking Canadian whiskey straight, if required to I would rather down a shot of Canadian as opposed to bourbon whiskey, as to me bourbon tastes like furniture varnish. All in all, I prefer to cut my whiskey with club soda. Cheers and a Happy New Year to all of my fellow perverts.
Do what you like. I just think because most Canadian whiskies are blended they taste a bit too sweet.
Enjoy what you want though, don't think I am being judgmental about your beverages.
Tonight someone offered me some Brazilian drink made out of a booze called caschasa (it's made from sugar cane but am too lazy to figure out how to write the name) (sp?) mixed with honey and cloves and cinnamon.
I passed on it but like I said, drink what you like.
If you can keep 2 beers down, smoke a joint, and take two of the Tylenol 4's with codeine, you will turn the hangover into a light buzz. That will let you eat a bit after an hour or so, then after a short nap, you're ready to drink again.
I attended a party at an establishment above a bar in downtown Ft. Wayne. I think I had about 6 (Svedka vodka) drinks in me before the idea dawned on going out to my truck & getting my camera gear.
I was shooting photos between 11pm right up to about 2am, downing another 6-8 drinks and the rest is a fucking blur. I woke up sometime after 5am learning that I had been locked inside the establishment & the manager/owner (?) had to come out & let me out.
Upon sleeping most of New Year’s Day away, I’m now up all night into 1/2/10, sitting here editing photos that I don’t remember taking. Many of the latter (about 30+) whose settings were fucked up f/3.5 @ 1/5 - DAMN. Honestly, I think someone grabbed my camera & starting shooting shit, meanwhile I was passed out at a table somewhere.
The bigger piss off was loosing my Gary Fong “tupperware” in all this ruccous, hoping that the promoter’s found it sometime today during cleanup. I have a few calls to make today, before hopefully placing an order to Adorama or B&H for a new one. Dammit.
Overall, it was a great drunkfest. Good times. I stumbled across the street to my room at the Hilton around 6:30 & slept until about 11:30am when I had to check out & drive home 8 miles out of town.
But it works wonders for on the go portrait shooting, IMO. I’ve had mine for about 4 years, and he’s come out with all sorts of variations that I haven’t bothered with.
I drink every night. But recently, I have acquired a taste for Herradura Reposado. And I don't mix it with any girly shit - only straight for me. Hooray Cirrhosis!
I had a 3rd sleep apnea study last night, and didn't get much sleep with the mask. Planned ot meet a friend I haven't seen in quite some time,, but I almost overslept the time since I dozed off while watching a Kit Carson doc on PBS. The sleep study left me drained and tired.
When I met him in the city today, all I wanted was a coffee ... but there are too many unemployed ... so all the places were filled with no wher to sit. And, like all normal people he wanted a beer.
So we ended up in a bar on 14th called McKinneys or McKenna on West 14th where, I'm assuming for the unemployed, have a happy hour from noon to 7.
Ended up drinking 3 pints of Guinness and 1 of Stella.
Now I'm toasted and tired. I can barely keep my eyes open.
Since I alomst never drink, I thought some here might find it amusing.
So, if I remember correctly the Glenfiddich had a slight aftertaste of baby vomit. I mentioned this to somebody at work who loved single malt scotch and who recommended Lagavulin. Last trip to the liquor store I bought a bottle of Lagavulin and finished off the bottle tonight.
It seems to have the aftertaste of Band-aids.
I suspect I'll probably stick to Jim Beam Black Label and Heinekin chasers.
Quote: I like the Lagavulin but I loves me the Laphroig.
I think we might've had this convo before, or I did with someone, but whatever. My pursuit of perfect peatiness ended with Laphroaig, as the Lagavulin was a step too far.
I've got the Compass Box "Peat Monster" in my cabinet right now. It's interesting and a nice try, but just can't compare to the deliciously layered funk of Laphroaig.
Quote: LAphroaig and Scapa are my two favourite single malts. Dalwhinnie is a distant 3rd.
I need to get some Scapa, unless I kifed it out of my dad's cabinet I don't know that I've had it. Dalwhinnie is like the polar opposite of Laphroaig, lol, but excellent nonetheless.
Quote: This thread fascinates me. The only thing on this page so far I recognize is Jim Beam Black Label and Heinekin chasers.
I guess I'd be wasting my breath if I were to tell you where to begin with Scotch.
tonite finished the last bottle from my Christmas pack. it's like sam adams crossed with a smooth porter, cigar, gingerbread, and underage anal all in a glass made out of regret.
I bought a bottle of Laphroaig a couple of weeks back thinking it would taste like....well....Scotch. Instead it reminded me of the antibiotics they clean your skin with before surgury. It was so hideous, I only drank a sip or two of it. I bet one of my friends $50 that he couldnt finish a whole glass of the stuff in 10 minutes and he just barely made it.
Next time at the liquor store, I asked the girl working to recommend a good Scotch. And, of course, she turned out to be Irish. So instead, she recommended her favorite Irish Whiskey. Clontarf. And it's endorsed by lesbians.
Quote: I bought a bottle of Laphroaig a couple of weeks back thinking it would taste like....well....Scotch. Instead it reminded me of the antibiotics they clean your skin with before surgury.
I'm not gonnna try and big league you here, but that is in fact a very good description of Laphroaig for an infrequent Scotch drinker. That's not where you want to start, that's at the finish line.
Quite right, Bornyo, women don't know shit about Scotch.
Try Dalwhinnie or Glenlivet for the polar opposite of Laphroaig, they're usually easy to find. Or try Highland Park, or Dalmore for a bit sharper edge. The above, Aberlour might also be a great single malt intro. I could go on for days, I drink a lot of Scotch.
It being Wednesday, I went to supper club. We had deer hash, green beans and baked potatoes, along with a lot of beer. We had the fire ring going- hot enough to melt a beer bottle but with winds 25mph steady and gusting to 50 it was more than a little cold.
Yeah, it was great. When I went back to buy some more, it was sold out. Which made me realize the reason the Irish girl working there is only there once a week is probably just so she can get an employee discount.
Quote: Since some elitist fuck isn't accepting pm's I have to ask here. What's the Av about, boss?.
Shit, I hit the button by mistake, swear to God and now corrected. Scotch man, the Scotch. If you are in fact referring to me, the Av is from the new TV show "Archer". Check it the fuck out, by the guy who did Sealab.
Edit: apologies to anyone else who attempted to PM. It's been bender week for this guy
Drinking Brava. Canada's version of Corona, but brewed with baywater from Lake Ontario (god help me.) Not so much cause it's cheap, but the brewery is five blocks from my house. Back when it was Amstel, it was cast as the Elsinore Brewery in Strange Brew
Trying some Bavaria tall cans from Holland and smoking a see-thru cellophane blunt.
In a couple of hours I'm going to attend the first annual sex workers event complete with "performances, industry panel discussions, films and more." Conq says I should troll it. We'll see.
I'm only two beers into it and don't feel like much of an asshole right now. That could change though...
I'm drinking tonight, and I'm thisclose to shooting my mouth off at folks who righteously, divinely deserve it. And I don't mean any of you folks or anything to do with this place.
But I'm gonna wait, 'cause I am assured of a most karmic event in the immediate future.
Meanwhile...
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 03/10/1008:02 PM
Quote:
Quote: Any thoughts on Glenlivet?
Light, user friendly. Always good in a flask for golf.
I look forward to an interesting pm from Jim later. I'm drinking tonight because it's Wednesday. Wednesday means supper club and tonight we had a "Brunswick Stew" that had venison, rabbit and pork. We had that over mashed potatoes (I would have preferred over rice) and also a navy bean and venison sausage sidedish. I had to wash the dishes and douse the lights, but another buddy locked the gate as we left.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 03/10/1008:19 PM
Not all that interesting, B. Just the usual shit with the leprechauns, which, as you know, are the most insidious form of vermin known to man. Somehow, though, Eat A Peach has a way of putting things in perspective.
I would like to try that stew. It's been years since I've had any decent venison.
This stuff tonight was off the chain good, though I have to say the most memorable flavor and texture I took away from it was the tomatoes they diced into it.
Last week was rabbit fricassee. I always think of Elmer Fudd when that dish is mentioned.
That's a great Scotch. You can go crazy chasing off beat single malts but the law of diminishing returns applies. You can go to the local liquor store and find Glenlivet or maybe drive a little further and find your 18yo.
A good single malt is priceless and I think we can all acknowledge that having our normal three or four ounces with a special dinner is like drinking the nectar of the Gods. It is so sensually perfect.
Quote: Snoty wine bar. I don't know shit about wine and refuse to learn.
I was never a wine drinker but an educated drunk I knew told me that you can't go wrong with german wine if the price is over 10 bucks a bottle. He told me if I really wanted a treat to look for a german wine labled as "QMP" which has something to due with grape size, ripeness and sugar content but expect to pay prices between 35 and 75 bucks a bottle. I never went for a QMP but I was quite happy with the Riesling I could find in stock at the local state store here.
Quote: Adult kickball league night, beer beer beer and beer!
Adult soccer or do you really play kickball?.
I'd fucken love to play kickball again. That is one of the best games ever. The only way you could make it better would be checking or tackling. Sames goes for basketball, and soccer.
No shit- a well placed bullet right between the baserunners feet caused all kinds of damage when they crashed face first in the base line. The only thing better was dodgeball. A slightly underinflated playground ball was a lethal weapon that could mold itself to a persons skull.
Quote: Adult kickball league night, beer beer beer and beer!
Adult soccer or do you really play kickball?.
The real deal, man! Burnouts are allowed, headshot is a free base, however. I kicked a mile high pop up to the outfield last night and this chick and a dude fucking clobbered each other, dropping the ball. I mean bodies flying and everything. The dude had to lie down for the next hour. How bad is it if the guy limps into work yesterday and has that to explain?
Awesome... I wish we had that shit here. I'm jealous. I fucken loved that game.
I played softball for one season but I had to walk away from potential fight situations almost every night. I can't afford to hit people anymore. I still have mens league hockey but there is no contact and we have like 3 teams so if I fucken crush someone everyone knows about it.
Good stuff floof.. good for you.
Quote: No shit- a well placed bullet right between the baserunners feet caused all kinds of damage when they crashed face first in the base line. The only thing better was dodgeball. A slightly underinflated playground ball was a lethal weapon that could mold itself to a persons skull.
Scary... we are the same person. I've thrown out kids from third base and hit them up around their knees. That caused a whistle and sent them to the nurse to get gravel and sand picked outta their face.
Golf in Scottsdale, Phoenix Suns sweep the goddamn San Antonio Sterns. Life is good. A fifth of Jack Daniels and Coke on the course, many pints of NewCastle in the bar. LIfe is good. Gooooood. WuTang motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Conq, dude, you need to stop being a neat freak. I know that it's important to keep your monitor clean. Bacteria suck, I realize that. But do you really need to clean it hourly? Seriously, this isn't something you need to be OCD over. No one needs to keep their monitor that clean.
Let up a bit and allow some dirt to accumulate. You'll feel like a new man.
HAH. The monitor is about 15 years old and I got it from salvage. The dirt does not come off. Since it doesn't seem to have any effect on the visibility of the screen it's not a huge concern for me but if you have any tips of getting a decade of tobacco stains out of plastic I would be happy to hear them.
EDIT: you can see around the DELL logo where I hit it with steel wool. No dice.
And as far as the bacteria, licking it clean didn't work but I suffered no ill effects.
The one on the right interests me- it looks like an Austrian wheat beer. Actually they all interest me, we just aren't exposed to that many varieties down here. Even though some Southern craft brews are earning national and international awards they aren't that different from the breweries standard fare- just flavored at bottling.
@B:
It was terrific. Very mild but slightly hoppy without being too bitter. Exactly what I would by for a woman who drinks things like Blue Moon who wants to taste a good beer.
Only issue with it was that even after a hour in the fridge it erupted in head. I mean ERUPTED. Needed lots of paper towels.
The Carolus was totally unremarkable, not something I would get again.
The Warka tastes like most polish beers I have had but is a few percentage points stronger. I like it but nothing special about it. Doesn't have the sweetness of many "strong" beers.
In Canada they label any beer that is above 5% as a "strong" beer no matter what the style. Or if the traditional style actually calls for it to be strong ABV wise.
So in my pic you can see a few of my beers are labeled "strong" where in fact they are pretty ordinary in their country of origin.
EDIT: about the eruption, I carried my back pack full of beer home over a several (at least 5) kilometer walk so it was definitely shaken up. I just expected it would have had enough time to settle down. When you open a bottle be ready to pour it into a glass. YMMV.
Austrian wheat beer is known for the head, and the amount of time it takes to draw on tap. It stands to reason the slightest ill-treatment in a back-pack in a bottle would make it foam.
It's nothing you did, and your expectations aren't out of line. Many people think the wait is worth it, and they forgive the long wait and popskull headache the next day that must be due to the high sugar content, clean taste, and slightly sugared aftertaste that makes your saliva slightly thick.
As for me, I've gone the other way to light and cleans where all traces of the flavor are gone within five minutes. I'm done with beer that tastes and has the consistency and staying power of oatmeal. Sometimes that means my friends are choking down Guinness Extra Stout in the interest of being cool while I enjoy a Miller Lite or Bud Light.
I bought a case of Yuengling Lager earlier. I havn't had any alcohol in a while. I realized I didn;'t eat today when I was on my fourth beer and I was a little drunk....usually takes more before I really feel it.
I looked into getting it here but it was more than 60 bucks with the taxes and other import shit. I have to order it through the LCBO (liquor control board of ontario) straight to one of the stores, they can't even deliver it to me.
Booze is already pretty expensive in Ontario but 60 bucks isn't worth it unless I can mix and match my case. I want some black and tan and some porter too.
Quote: I think it's around 14.00/case around here, and a hard sell at that.
PA taxes the shit out of alcohol here. Its like alcoholic heaven for a boozer from PA to go to NJ or DE. Summer of '91 I was getting cases of Piel's(which is shitty beer but gets you drunk) for 6.80 a case in NJ.
The other thing is that outside of PA most people who get Yuengling are getting it shipped out of their FL brewery and not the PA one and from what I understand the taste is slightly different due to the water sources ect. Yuengling also skunks if you look at the wrong way so if you don't get a fresh case it can be nasty.
Being in the Carolinas I'm sure it comes from Florida. I've not tried it. The point you make about the water is true- even Bud Lite has differences depending on the brewery location.
My favorite beer presently is Imperial, from Costa Rica. It's currently only brewed down there, with their water, and available in limited markets. When friends visit from Atlanta they bring it to me by the case.
When I lived in PA, the beer was cheaper in PA than NJ or NY, but you had to be 21 [which I was not]. And, most of PA beer was sold in specialty beverage stores in returnable 16 oz deposit bottles [you never did that in NY at the time].
I used to get a 21 year old to buy my beer for Physics recitation help. I could fit a case in my little dorm fridge.
In 1980, I mostly I bought a rather poor beer called "Bartel's" which had as it's trademark "the old professor". It cost less than $1 per case [cheaper than coca cola], and wasn't all that bad properly chilled. In NY the cheapest beer at the time was likely Schmidt's or Old Milwaukee at around $1.10 per six on sale.
I rarely drank any myself [I used to type papers for sixes of Molson's Canadian and mostly drank Southern Comfort that year anyway], but it was there for all the guys that hung around my dorm room watch my pirated cable [yes, I was a media stealer from WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back!]
THe PA Yuengling brewery is up in the mountains here. I've gone out for the tour and it was a good time except when they yelled at me for catching beer in my hands that was over flowing from the cans during processing. The most interesting thing was the main section of the brewery with the vats. The brewery was originally built before electricity was commonly available so the brewery has a stained glass ceiling. This provided light in the brewery and cut down on glare from the light reflecting off the early polished copper vats that caused problems for the brewery workers. The PA brewery also has a nice sized bar in it that is used for taste testing but was originally the employee bar where employees drank for free till the drinking and driving laws created liability issues for yuengling.
Quote: And it is totally true that yuengling can get skunked from a dirty look.
You guys make it sound like a pussy beer...afraid of a dirty look and all.
I'm headed to the lake tonight. Me and another couple. We will be drinking. The female in the couple has legs a mile long and absolutely, positively perfect breasts. I've never expressed my opinion of those facts to any of our peer group. My s.o. can't come down until tomorrow. One of the last things she said to me was "Have fun with x and y tonight. It wouldn't surprise me if they don't ask you to do a threesome with them. You know they are kinky as hell".
Well, I did not know they were "kinky as hell". They are primarily my wife's friends, not mine, so she would know more @ their kink than I would. If the female was ugly there would be no conundrum, just no deal. Now I have to worry about this shit.
It makes me wonder what the hell the old lady is thinking sometimes. She invited them, yet thinks the woman is going to ask to screw me.
Long story short I'll drink less than planned- I can't risk getting whiskey dick.
Yuengling only keeps the PA brewery open so they can retain the title of "America's oldest brewery". The PA brewery just barely fills the local demand in PA on its own.
I got drunk last night on Shine on Georgia Moon Corn whiskey, beer and I was popping muscle relaxers. I puked for the first time in 5 years then blacked out.
Back to my old reliable combo of Heinekens and Jim Beam Black label while watching UFC 116 on pay per view, surfing online, reading for work, and pacifying the significant other about how I'm looking forward to getting together for the fourth with text messages.
wish i saw this thread last night we went to Bjs and the night went like this .... strawberry confusion martini
+ this pom margarita
= some parking lot fun in Daddy's bang van (not actual van but close enough haha)
so hot doing the splits between the two back seats bent over ,upside down being pounding from behind, riding him in the seat and being banged all over the van,him going down on me devouring my hot wet pussy , lol mmm bjs at BJs I'd say it was a fucking great night I even brought out the glass anal spinner (I carry around in my purse just in case)
XXX ending with a hot load in my mouth best fucking dessert ever
In Palm Springs. It's wicked hot and making me puke. It feels like someone turned a blow dryer on my fucking face. Pic of me drinking beer. It's organic, light, and forgot the name. Not my name, you fucking alcoholics; the beer;s name.
Haha mmm suck it that's fucking miserable about the heat "!! I've been down at the beach club all afternoon. .so cloudy and gross. ..about to have a Margarita *cheers*
Quote: In Palm Springs. It's wicked hot and making me puke. It feels like someone turned a blow dryer on my fucking face. Pic of me drinking beer. It's organic, light, and forgot the name. Not my name, you fucking alcoholics; the beer;s name.
My bff and I got invited to a boat party in Newport Beach. We're in Newport/HB area 3x/week. A boat with trance/house isn't our thing, but we figured why not, we're guest listed for free and surely there will be plenty of sex-on-a-stick trash with huge implants for us to fuck with. And maybe fuck. But fucking WITH is more exciting to us- individually and collectively. Furthermore, figure in the possibility of hot surfer dudes there. NOPE. NEITHER. This boat may have well docked in the sewer of West Covina. Lots of dumpy hags, back fat, and what's up with dudes wearing bandanas under fedoras? Vodka was the only thing that kept us from throwing ourselves overboard. Lots. Of. Vodka. We even bought more once we ran out of the vodka in my purse.
The sad reality is only fat-backed men can afford those boats. You need to seek out their sons who are actually trusted with the keys. Which is hard to find because why in the hell would you give the keys to a yacht to a kid who had to do 3 yrs of community college to qualify to your alma mater?
Quote: My bff and I got invited to a boat party in Newport Beach. We're in Newport/HB area 3x/week. A boat with trance/house isn't our thing, but we figured why not, we're guest listed for free and surely there will be plenty of sex-on-a-stick trash with huge implants for us to fuck with. And maybe fuck. But fucking WITH is more exciting to us- individually and collectively. Furthermore, figure in the possibility of hot surfer dudes there. NOPE. NEITHER. This boat may have well docked in the sewer of West Covina. Lots of dumpy hags, back fat, and what's up with dudes wearing bandanas under fedoras? Vodka was the only thing that kept us from throwing ourselves overboard. Lots. Of. Vodka. We even bought more once we ran out of the vodka in my purse.
Kind of sounds like a bad Chevy Chase/Goldie Hawn movie.
Quote: My bff and I got invited to a boat party in Newport Beach. We're in Newport/HB area 3x/week. A boat with trance/house isn't our thing, but we figured why not, we're guest listed for free and surely there will be plenty of sex-on-a-stick trash with huge implants for us to fuck with. And maybe fuck. But fucking WITH is more exciting to us- individually and collectively. Furthermore, figure in the possibility of hot surfer dudes there. NOPE. NEITHER. This boat may have well docked in the sewer of West Covina. Lots of dumpy hags, back fat, and what's up with dudes wearing bandanas under fedoras? Vodka was the only thing that kept us from throwing ourselves overboard. Lots. Of. Vodka. We even bought
Dear Gia, Have a few drinks but don't go overboard
Too much crime there these days. Walking the straight and narrow with a pretty civilian who has a great body, pretty face, the skin of a twentysomething, a cheerful personality, and is actually cooking me dinner about now.
Drinking the Arrogant Bastard Ale I bought for my ex the other day to surprise him before I decided our relationship wasn't worth it anymore. Sadness. I really liked him.
Quote: Drinking the Arrogant Bastard Ale I bought for my ex the other day to surprise him before I decided our relationship wasn't worth it anymore. Sadness. I really liked him.
Is this "ex" the same one you've mentioned in the past that you just keep getting back together with becasue you are steamrolling into middle age and afraid of being alone or do you just hook up with a new guy every few weeks then break up with them?
Quote: Same guy. I figured this many breakups have outweighed the good. And there was a lot of good.
Was all the "good" you remember taking place after getting back together? If you need to fight and break up as a catalyst for good times together then you just have a really fucking dysfunctional relationship and one or both of you needs to break the cycle or die trying.
By my reasoning if you were serious about breaking up you would call another guy over to drink your ex's beer. You drinking it just means you'll get drunk and start making drunken texts or voicemail apologies and then the cycle just renews itself.
Quote: Drinking the Arrogant Bastard Ale I bought for my ex the other day to surprise him before I decided our relationship wasn't worth it anymore. Sadness. I really liked him.
Wander over to another thread somewhere and give up the details. I love break-up stories from chicks more than Panzer likes coupons, enemas, and trannies combined. I have never heard a break up story from a chick where I haven't been able to use some tidbit of information to my benefit later on in a relationship. It's like getting a sneak peak into the other team's playbook.
Besides it'll be cathartic and probably the most interesting post in months.
Hahaha really backdoorman? ?? : p Fiend ewwwww lol! IV - you think? Jus call me Blondie haha : p I always get told I look like the cartoon character from monsters vs aliens haha
I haven't really drank for a while. If I don't get totally ripped, I just get this sort dizzy feel that triggers a nice panic attack. So I kind of gave up on it. But I still make homemade beers and pass them among my friends. But yesterday some group put together a microbrew event and the SO took me. It was hot, I hadn't eaten since Friday (unless a box of Crunch n' Munch at 2am Saturday morning counts as a meal), and I was coming off a long week of overnights. Yeah, the conditions for sampling some high alcohol content beers were perfect. Was only there an hour or so, but I was nice and toasted when we left. No dizzy, no panic. Just a nice heady buzz. My favorite was a nice oatmeal stout, and my least favorite was a jalepeno lager. It had like a weird oily sensation that hit the palate before the liquid did. It was just wrong.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 08/22/1011:29 AM
Been useless all weekend, as evidenced by my post count. Just got caught in a downpour. About to crack a guinness and make frittata.
Will one of yez wake me when we're done re-fighting the civil war?
Quote: I haven't really drank for a while. If I don't get totally ripped, I just get this sort dizzy feel that triggers a nice panic attack. So I kind of gave up on it. But I still make homemade beers and pass them among my friends. But yesterday some group put together a microbrew event and the SO took me. It was hot, I hadn't eaten since Friday (unless a box of Crunch n' Munch at 2am Saturday morning counts as a meal), and I was coming off a long week of overnights. Yeah, the conditions for sampling some high alcohol content beers were perfect. Was only there an hour or so, but I was nice and toasted when we left. No dizzy, no panic. Just a nice heady buzz. My favorite was a nice oatmeal stout, and my least favorite was a jalepeno lager. It had like a weird oily sensation that hit the palate before the liquid did. It was just wrong.
Mmm jalepeno lager blech I'm not sure if I could do that? Is it super spicy n tangy? Oh and I'm drinking wine tonight long Day at work
Quote: I haven't really drank for a while. If I don't get totally ripped, I just get this sort dizzy feel that triggers a nice panic attack. So I kind of gave up on it. But I still make homemade beers and pass them among my friends. But yesterday some group put together a microbrew event and the SO took me. It was hot, I hadn't eaten since Friday (unless a box of Crunch n' Munch at 2am Saturday morning counts as a meal), and I was coming off a long week of overnights. Yeah, the conditions for sampling some high alcohol content beers were perfect. Was only there an hour or so, but I was nice and toasted when we left. No dizzy, no panic. Just a nice heady buzz. My favorite was a nice oatmeal stout, and my least favorite was a jalepeno lager. It had like a weird oily sensation that hit the palate before the liquid did. It was just wrong.
Mmm jalepeno lager blech I'm not sure if I could do that? Is it super spicy n tangy? Oh and I'm drinking wine tonight long Day at work
It had a minor bite to it. You could taste the pepper, but it was the fumes that I couldn't handle.
ooof lastnight - 3 blue moons, 2 brooklyn lagers, 2 22oz of guinnes, half pint of jameson, 2 pints of guinness, 2 pints of brooklyn, woke up in the ER getting a catscan checking for drain bamage - think my drinking days are done...well at least drinking and riding my bike home from the bar. hi, my name is taintwrecker and I'm an alcoholic
It's been an oddball fucking week or so of boozing. A bar server girl I like gave me her number the other day. Then she immediately told me she is seeing someone else. Then we started texting. Then I get a phone call and get cursed out by the lesbian she is apparently dating. Then I went back to the bar a few days later and her girlfriend hits on me without knowing I'm the guy she cursed out.
Then I tried texting another floozy that I met a while back. It turns out that someone else has her number and I start texting with the woman who now has the number. She turns out to be a 30 year old, hot college dean in Tennesse named Nikki. I originally told her that I knew she was hot because only hot girls & pornstars get to use the name Nikki.
Mostly I've been drinking fancy, Irish whiskey or red wine. Oh, I went to a shitty concert the other day and they were only serving beer & wine. Everyone else was drinking from these tiny little wineglasses. I ordered a double cabernet, served in a plastic cup. They gave me a giant plastic cup of red wine, filled all the way to the top. And I promptly spilled a bunch of it on their carpet.
Also, I seem to have fractured a rib somehow this week. It hurts whenever I cough or get up.
^This post's made me think how strange it is that it's somehow considered normal to date someone via text nowadays. I've friends that've hung out with a girl or guy maybe a few times, yet text every day. This can go on for months with very little actual contact. Done it myself. Doin it now. Strange thing.
^Yeah, I never even talk on the phone anymore. Mostly I just send people random thoughts via texts. Like, when this woman told me she was from Tennessee, I told her my idea for a joke about a time traveller from 500 years into the future who comes back to visit us with a strong Southern accent. "Y'all wanna hear about teh future? I travelled way back in time in this here fancy gizmo."
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 12/05/1007:03 PM
You two don't even want to know what shows up in my text inbox. And what kind of idiot mixes Guinness and Sake?
Just watched a shitty movie and had a few bottles of Cabernet with a chick that had the biggest tits I've ever had the pleasure of handling. And I'm not fucking kidding. She came into my bar a few weeks ago, with her parents, and came home with me. Third time over my place. Just split. Has to work in the morning. And here I am, too drunk to leave.
Can we pick up the pace here? Where the fuck is everyone?
Quote: ...and no real indication any of which came from an actual stripper.
Unless, of course, you happen to understand English grammar. "stripper's bad breath" refers to the bad breath of a stripper, rather than referring to some special kind of bad breath. The smell went away the moment I got up and washed my face.
In this case, there happens to have been two strippers. I had them double-team dancing in my lap at The Great Alaska Bush Co. One of them asked me for my number and I have no fucking clue now which one it is. I've been sending her non-specific texts today. She called my number at 2:30am so that I'd have her number, then she forgot to hang up the phone.
I got a 5 minute voice-mail that consists of the two of them conversing. Being strippers, this message sounds like the gibberings of two mental patients. The only part I can clearly make out is, "Your fucking shoes turned my toes black!!!" I think I might block my caller ID and call her. No one ever answers blocked calls, so I'm hoping it'll go straight to voice-mail and I'll get a, "Hey, this is Candy, leave a message," type greeting. But, knowing strippers, she probably has a fucking song as a greeting.
I was supposed to go to Bush with one of my lesbo friends so that she can apply for a security job, only she keeps backing out of our plans. Lesbians, apparently, are the least reliable people on the planet. Nothing she says she's going to do ever actually happens. Also, she works a good job making decent money, but can never pay the rent on time and she drives a beat up truck. Speaking of vehicles, her lesbo ex-girlfriend had a car for 5 years and never checked or changed the oil, so the engine blew up. She replaced the engine and then did the exact same thing to the new engine.
Quote: ...and no real indication any of which came from an actual stripper.
Unless, of course, you happen to understand English grammar. "stripper's bad breath" refers to the bad breath of a stripper, rather than referring to some special kind of bad breath. The smell went away the moment I got up and washed my face.
I was no English major, but "like a stripper's bad breath."
like1 [lahyk]
–preposition
6. in like manner with; similarly to; in the manner characteristic of: He works like a beaver.
meh. who cares.
At any rate, has your new stripper friend asked for a pill hook-up yet?
^ Well, I was referring to the smell being like a particular stripper's bad breath. I just don't remember which one. Lol. It was either a short, thick one who kinda looked like she might be 2-3 months pregnant. Or a tall, thin one with the words "Dolce Gusto" tattooed on her back in large, cursive script.
As far as pills go, no mention so far. I seem to have a weird knack for meeting the one girl in the club who provides pills for the other girls. Sometimes they'll just put them in my mouth while they're dancing. Down at the club Gia worked at in Seattle, the coolest stripper I ever met used to just put weed/pills in my front pocket sometimes while she was dancing. I was supposed to take her out, but she kept getting paranoid like maybe I was a cop or in the mafia or something. Then, she got a brain tumor. Sorry, I went off down a sad memory lane.
Quote: Also, I seem to have fractured a rib somehow this week. It hurts whenever I cough or get up.
I guess I did fracture a rib. And, strangely, I fractured it in the first place by coughing. This has always been one of those things I've heard of, but didn't believe you could actually do. Like getting pregnant from sitting on a public toilet seat. On the plus side, they gave me some tylenol w/ codeine.
Quote: ^ Well, I was referring to the smell being like a particular stripper's bad breath. I just don't remember which one. Lol. It was either a short, thick one who kinda looked like she might be 2-3 months pregnant. Or a tall, thin one with the words "Dolce Gusto" tattooed on her back in large, cursive script.
As far as pills go, no mention so far. I seem to have a weird knack for meeting the one girl in the club who provides pills for the other girls. Sometimes they'll just put them in my mouth while they're dancing. Down at the club Gia worked at in Seattle, the coolest stripper I ever met used to just put weed/pills in my front pocket sometimes while she was dancing. I was supposed to take her out, but she kept getting paranoid like maybe I was a cop or in the mafia or something. Then, she got a brain tumor. Sorry, I went off down a sad memory lane.
Brain tumor? When and whom? Was it Carly, the skinny milf with fake tits and sometimes wore glasses? I remember she died in 2004, but I wasn't told why.
Quote: Brain tumor? When and whom? Was it Carly, the skinny milf with fake tits and sometimes wore glasses? I remember she died in 2004, but I wasn't told why.
The first PM I ever sent you was about this subject (you ignored it). It was still in my "Sent" folder, so I had to read it again because I couldn't remember her name. It was Lauren, and she was from Philadelphia. I had asked if she was dancing that night and the waitress told me about her brain tumor. She said she had just been walking along and then fell over all of a sudden. They said the whole club was dancing that night to raise money for her medical bills. It would have been from right around 2004 or so, I guess. But she wasn't a MILF. She was a young, hot brunette with a little bit of a lisp like Sylvester The Cat.
Whoa. I never got that message. Sorry. And yes, I remember her. She was sort of new as I was leaving Seattle around 2002. She was pretty and made a lot of money. Sadness.
Xmas party for old work. Taking a gal from my new work. She is fucking beautiful. But she is going to wear heels which is going to make my 5footeightness look hilarious to her 5footelevenness. She is newly single. Wish me luck...
Went ice skating today (first time! Went with ex-porn chick KITTY who is awesome on the ice!), did more Christmas shopping, and now one of these. If you were going to the office party I was going, you'd need one of these, too. Can't wait to meet my girl friend's (not Kitty) cubicle workers. (um yeah) Here we are in the parking garage mustering up courage.
I drank so much jungle juice at a Christmas party the other night, I woke up and took a shit that smelled like fruit punch. I didn't even know that was possible.
This lunatic bartender girl who asked me out recently turned out to have a lunatic ex-girlfriend as well. The ex-GF read my texts with this girl and then promptly attempted to commit suicide. I think the last page of texts went something like this:
Hot Girl: Hey! I wanna do something with you. What do you want to do??? Steezo: Everything! HG: No! Pick something. Steezo: OK, I pick the butt. HG: Lol! I'm OK with the butt!
I also received a phone call from the lunatic where she threatened to burn my house down and kill me. She also told me to stop calling her (she called me). And, after threatening me with death, she then said she would get a restraining order against me. The fucked up thing is, women can basically just do that without any cause.
I'm on a beer kick after last weekend's yearly Great Alaskan Beer & Barley Wine Festival. Got super hammered and walked home in 10 below zero weather. In a t-shirt. It never fails that, every year the coldest weather always coincides with the festival.
i miss IPAs, we have terrible Alezander Keith's up here which sells itself aa an IPA but is not. The place I used to work at served their IPA as a real ale; the kegs had to settle for a coupla days and were in a fridge that was warmer than the reg fridge. These dudes do nice real ales at select places... http://www.wellingtonbrewery.ca/?page_id=3 hot yoga then getting hammered...
Yeah moderately. It's just too bad one of the most popular beers in the country bills itself as an IPA but is nothing of the sort. I am in a real good part of the country for micorbrews and worked in two places that sold a tone of 'em.
Ugh IPA. So much hops is beer evil. It got shoved in there as a preservative by the Brits so their brew wouldn't go foul on the long sail to the Indian subcontinent. It certainly wasn't for the taste. If only they had the technical knowhow of their Belgian neighbors to the South they would have double brewed, and sealed it decently so they could have sold a beer that didn't taste rancid. But they hadn't enough respect for the poor sods shipped off to send a decent brew with them.
Well, no accounting for taste, but you can keep your IPA. I'll take Ommegang instead. It can sit for years and not go bad, instead gets better with age.
I have yet to find Stegmaier in NYC, but it's only a matter of time.
They're out of Pennsylvania so it's probably only some silly government rule or bureaucracy that is keeping it out. It's Boddingtons pub ale for me tonight though.
My 15 yr old Rottweiler is on its last legs. Literally... The hind ones have given out, as is the way with these dogs (though usually after only about 9 years or so). Its been a good run. Pouring a few in her honor.
i'm sorry to hear about your dog's failing health, if there's anything positive it's that fifteen years for a big dog gave you a lot more time than average with him.
I only drink once a week now. I'm on a diet and have lost 20 pounds in the past month or so. I also managed to get my cholesterol down to around 165 somehow, even though I'm not on a low-fat diet. Anyway, after about 5 or 6 days of dieting each week, I'm basically ready to fucking choke someone. So, on the 7th day, I allow myself as much fancy red wine as I can drink (up to two bottles). I usually end up passing out before I finish the second bottle.
This wine-induced coma seems to act like RESET button for me. It de-stresses me out. And being in a wine-coma prevents unwanted snacking.
The bottle of white porto I ordered came in to the shop today. I didn't even know it existed and I think red porto is fucking gross sweet. This white porto isn't bad at all.
The vineyard has a website but I warn you that it is absolutely insane. Like either 10 web developers were asked to work on different bits and they attempted to fit it together or 1 dude who was fueled by porto made the whole thing.
I have the "fine white" type which doesn't seem to be mentioned. But it was bottled in 2004.
Just for a glimpse of what the web CAN be you might want to look but don't say I didn't warn you that it is absolutely crazy.
Review: Apparently the Portuguese like this with some club soda and lime.
I found the lime pretty unnecessary.
Go for something sour to balance the sweet. A little soda and a sour cocktail onion is pretty darn good.
Next up is a splash of sauerkraut juice.
The bottle suggests serving it with cake or fruit. I have some cookies and a cantaloupe so I may edit this later.
I dunno, for imported fortified wine "Calem Porto Fine White Porto" is not bad at all or mind-numbingly sweet. So if porto interests you but you prefer drier wines give it a shot. But despite the suggestion of cake and fruit I would not call this as much of a dessert or aperitif wine as a traditional porto. But again, it's a fortified wine so you should already know what's up.
Also, I think might start eating these sour cocktail onions as a snack. Crunchy, salty, sour. Pretty fuckin good.
EDIT: I looked at the web site again and if you can imagine what a web site would look like if it were designed by 15 different people who didn't speak the same language or have access to what anyone else was doing and WHO ALSO HAPPENED TO HATE THE WEB and anyone who attempts to use it then this is your dream. Just be prepared, in some ways it is totally awesome how fucky it is but it is also a sensory assault. The best part is that on top of being utterly crazy it is also EXTREMELY technically proficient.
I may actually be more into into this web site than I am into this wine.
Just... well just look at it. And then report back if you think that it was produced by people who hate the internet, hate web sites, hate computers, hate all bipeds, hate sounds, hate looking at anything. This site is like a straight man seeing a beautiful pair of tits and getting sickened and vomiting. just, just, what the fuck?
If anybody makes any sense of this or can even find where they mention their "Fine White Porto" please please report back.
Going to drink to the death of XPT as we knew it. I always though Chickenmaster was a fucking pussy, but the rest of the Cage dwellers were pretty much on target.
I don't know who the fuck "Steve C" is, but he isn't any more responsive in the admin threads either.
Going to drink to the death of XPT as we knew it. I always though Chickenmaster was a fucking pussy, but the rest of the Cage dwellers were pretty much on target.
I don't know who the fuck "Steve C" is, but he isn't any more responsive in the admin threads either.
A few Mich. lights last night. No hangover today. woo hoo
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 04/23/1102:58 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 04/23/1103:14 PM
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Going to drink to the death of XPT as we knew it. I always though Chickenmaster was a fucking pussy, but the rest of the Cage dwellers were pretty much on target.
I don't know who the fuck "Steve C" is, but he isn't any more responsive in the admin threads either.
Fine. Since no one else has the balls to say it, or maybe because I'm the one who can:
I don't drink, but I'm too many prescription pills into the night, might bang a couple focalin and watch some Allie Sin porn with the wife. Oh, and bonghits.
add amobarbital to the stimulants, keep the weed if need be and it sounds like a way to make a weekend vanish without the sin of wasting precious barbs passed-out or dying, i'll admit those things are delightful but do require some means of moving things along so you're awake to enjoy them. don't try at home for the most part.
add amobarbital to the stimulants, keep the weed if need be and it sounds like a way to make a weekend vanish without the sin of wasting precious barbs passed-out or dying, i'll admit those things are delightful but do require some means of moving things along so you're awake to enjoy them. don't try at home for the most part.
James, once again your knowledge scares and impresses me at the same time. The weed for me is a constant. I never drink, high stress job, yadda yadda, so the weed is the relaxer, the focalin I like much better then ridalin, if only for being less speedy, even for the crazy nights of crushing and banging. I'm going to go look up amobarbital, as it sounds like fun, but I try not to be thedrooling guy in the corner if at all possible.
I always have vike and/or perc 10's to help the weed mellow, and refuse any type of oxy type strength shit, and dont take pills at all for more than 3 days in a row to avoid any type of detox. Thankfully, I've neve feened (jondra for sure) for any pill.
amo's one of the real barbs(pheno isn't really the same deal). hard to find and should you stumble into a legit vein of tuinals/seconals/etc. grab all you can, they're not making more domestically.
i wouldn't hit the bar on them, in fact be judicious with the booze. in a way they're closer to weed than painkillers. from percs to dope, you're just adjusting the dosage and degree of the same feeling. weed, hallucinogens, things like ketamine tend to be different animals from day to day even in serious users. keep enough music around you don't need to fuck with from track to track, would advise something a little darker than say, jam band stuff that a day of bong hits makes sound transcendent. decent ketamine music works, keep some around.
oh, and just don't fucking take too many of them. really. they go from fun to er fast.
I had a psychopharm who theorized that sugar in the qualities I ingested when hypo-manic, worked similar to cocaine. He wanted to know from me if they similar since I was a teen/young adult when coke was the big drug. But, I never did coke, so I couldn't confirm.
If he was/is right, I saved a fortune. Twinkies, Froot Loop, Cap'n Crunch and sugar-laden fruit punch were much cheaper.
you didn't miss much. the only use i ever had for the stuff was dropping a ball in a 75% full bottle of saline nasal spray and maybe a tiny amount of 100-proof vodka to keep the nasal passages receptive and just titrate the stuff discretely if i really had to rally to stay up but the idea of needing to poop or acting coked up was more than enough reason not to start the process of idiocy.
I self medicated with Makers Mark and beer chasers tonight.
Outstanding, really.
I walk in the house and it's literally 62 degrees in here. It's summer in the South and earlier today the chick switched the thermostat from "heat" to "cool" without looking at the temp setting.
Several Buds last night. A collection of college chicks approached me and asked if I knew where they could acquire some "white lightning". Crotch jokes aside I said the "guy" wasn't around at this time and come back later. Didn't give them a name. College chicks can't be trusted. Besides "white Lightning" is a hackneyed phrase and is more often referred to as shine or just moonshine. Turns out the chick that asked was from Illinois. When I found out I gave her a brief moment of derision but all in fun. They were all in grad school for becoming physician assts. It was karaoke night. It's amazing what college chicks will do with a mic thrust in front of them.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 05/21/1107:56 AM
Originally Posted By: paperchase
Counselor, I pounded four beers and then mowed my lawn. Assuming I stayed on my own property, am I still at risk for a MWI charge?
In Connecticut? I think it depends on how high your fence is. No, wait, that's whether or not you can fuck whores on your freshly mowed lawn.
I'd ask Da Burglar. He's the expert on moving violations involving non-traditional vehicles in New England.
I think it is a tough call. If you were on private property, with out a visible open container, then I don't think the cop can get you.
If it were me, I'd ask the cop to see his warrant or written complaint, then ask him to leave. Any word out of his mouth besides goodbye, I'd tell him I need my lawyer present, and dial him up on my cell phone. After he left, I'd sit down to write a letter to whoever the top cop in the state is; county, state and federal representatives and Governor. I'd email it to my lawyer, have him out it on his letter head and mail it out.
I have no need for the immediate satisfaction of an argument that will land me a disorderly persons fine. I'll be better served by the letter that will be in his file his entire career, and be brought up during every review for a raise or promotion he attempts to get.
If he was persistent, I'd refuse the sobriety tests and the breathalyzer.
Fake lawyers feel free to advise and pick it apart.
Edit: Really though, everyone knows it is better to mow your lawn stoned than drunk. Sometimes if I do my entire property, and the lawn mower is running really rough, I'll see trails for a while after I'm done I wish I knew a way to induce a full scale flashback. You just can't find acid like you used to.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 05/21/1109:25 AM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Really though, everyone knows it is better to mow your lawn stoned than drunk. Sometimes if I do my entire property, and the lawn mower is running really rough, I'll see trails for a while after I'm done I wish I knew a way to induce a full scale flashback. You just can't find acid like you used to.
I agree on the stoned vs. drunk bit, but we were dealing with hypotheticals. As for acid, hell, outside of Athens, GA, or maybe SUNY Stony Brook, you're not going to find any acid worth the name on the East Coast. Of course, I haven't dropped any in sixteen years. It's a younger man's thing.
So one of my friends just got out of rehab and quit her job as a bartender. I told her that in a movie she would now either turn to a life of crime or become a superhero. I suggested she become BatWhore. And then my own superhero character would be someone who has to get drunk first before I can fight crime. My name would be Liquid Courage. BatWhore would call me LC for short. Once per episode I'd get frustrated with her and tell her to shut her whoremouth. I think the BatWhore signal would prolly alternate between a set of giant boobs and some spread legs. And at the end of every episode, my (now sober) character would have to go around apologizing to people for the things I have done. "I'm so sorry...."
Smoking some the neighbor kid grew, into the 8th bottle of a sample 12 pack from Pike Brewery in Seattle, and starting my 23rd hour of no sleep. There shan't be a 24th. The wall is heading my direction pretty quick.
I disagree. Drugs and eating disorders keep many PWs from reproducing. Then, of the ones that bring a fetus full term, there is a percentage that loses custody (Janine,etc). Plus, where is a better place to find a future PW, but in the womb of a past PW.
Several Buds last night. A collection of college chicks approached me and asked if I knew where they could acquire some "white lightning". Crotch jokes aside I said the "guy" wasn't around at this time and come back later. Didn't give them a name. College chicks can't be trusted. Besides "white Lightning" is a hackneyed phrase and is more often referred to as shine or just moonshine. Turns out the chick that asked was from Illinois. When I found out I gave her a brief moment of derision but all in fun. They were all in grad school for becoming physician assts. It was karaoke night. It's amazing what college chicks will do with a mic thrust in front of them.
My evening began with a six-pack of Full Sail LTD (recipe 03). It ended with me almost slicing off the end of my index finger while cutting open a bag of butter battered mushrooms. I keeps my knives sharp.
Thinking back, I think I might have done this with a butter-knife. The rounded tip was why it went astray and caught my finger. It's a real jaggedy cut. I probably should have gone for stitches, but my drunk ass was preoccupied. But I did manage to successfully fry up a batch of frozen butter battered mushrooms. Now there's a giant streak of blood across my stainless fridge so it looks like I murdered someone in my kitchen.
Btw, in case anyone was wondering, butter battered mushrooms induce farts that smell just like artificial butter-flavored popcorn.
Naw, just the sheer stupidity of the night. I live in the Capital , so it's like X1000. That, and the fact I'm a tray jockey. I just am done with being in a bar after working the night.
Just got in. Hung out with some old friends, and threw back about a dozen or so. Realized that we've all reached the age where alot of the crazy stories are from closer to 20 years ago than 10. Had a really good time though. If the definition of good friends was people you don't see for a number of years, then you pick up right from where you left off, I have many more than I thought. Very happy night.
They're only designed to cool by about 20 degrees. It's been 85 in my house, during the day, for the last 18 days. My ac unit is about 15 years old so expect to fall dead any time now.
Bud Light? Was it a Donkey Long party? That could be why there were no tranny hookers on the streets, they were otherwise employed.
It was just horrid. And they were charging for the beer. A frumpy girl standing beside a tip jar was demanding a $1. And who the fuck gets a birthday cake from costco for their guests? I left when the guy with a mohawk and shape-ups came in. lameness all around.
shockingly i did see jean val jean there until he left as soon as he walked in. thats the first time i've ever seen that guy use his brain whereas i stayed around for an hour trying my new persona as an optimist.
I am, but my mate and the 2 Thai chicks we have holed up here have gone all fucking shuteye. Fucking lightweights. Some extra-loud Foo Fighters should fix that..
I've pretty much decided I'm going to. When we had to sell my folk's home, I ended up with the contents of their liquor cabinet. Stumbled over the boxes this morning in my storage unit.
Ketel One & Diet 7UP. Went to the Great Alaskan Bush Co. at 8pm. Ran into a tattooed Suicide Girl there who used to make coffee for me. Saw at least 3 girls dancing who either had baby-bumps or drink too much beer. Woke up in my car at 4am who no money in my pockets but the number of the hottest girl in the club. She kinda looks like a 22 year old Carmen Electra.
Everyone is hassling me to do a million shooters at my new gig but i can't imbibe until the 26th. It's annoying. Why the fuck am I bartending again....
4.5 hours at the bar should be as much hurricane preparation as anyone needs. Bar owner was miserable because the cops told him everyone out by 10, so he had to get everyone out by 8:30, so he could have the 1.5 hours of clean up and closing. He cryin about losing Sat night receipts, like anyone going to be heading to the bar at 10.
Adding to the things-to-not-to-do list: Vomit after you've recently consumed an iced mocha followed by lots of red wine. That combination doesn't come back up very nicely.
I got's a handcart full of Colt .45 sixers, and all the Green Hornet episodes. So either I get shitfaced and watch Bruce Lee, or I get shitfaced and pass out dreaming about giving Kyra Sedgwick one giant negro creampie...woo hoo!!!
Looks like I'm going to have to give up beer. The fucking shit spikes my sugar and then I feel like I've been anesthetized the next day. I practically faint after a meal. Wine doesn't seem to have the same effect. At least not to the same degree.
Heh I'm not diabetic. [at least not yet] I have reactive hypoglycemia. My insulin kicks my ass if I overload on carbs and sometimes it dosn't really take much at all. Taters and beans wear me out ! It's good to be able to have a glass of wine in the evening though. Giving up beer is almost impossible for me. I love it !
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 10/22/1103:11 PM
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
My insulin kicks my ass if I overload on carbs and sometimes it dosn't really take much at all... Giving up beer is almost impossible for me. I love it !
Heh I'm not diabetic. [at least not yet] I have reactive hypoglycemia. My insulin kicks my ass if I overload on carbs and sometimes it dosn't really take much at all. Taters and beans wear me out ! It's good to be able to have a glass of wine in the evening though. Giving up beer is almost impossible for me. I love it !
Reactive hypoglycemia is a result of improper dietary habits. What works for you may not for others and vice versa. Often times an imbalance of miro-flora may be the cause for improper assimilation during the digestive process. Eating ample amounts of protein, tons of fiber (berries and veggies)and keep your complex carb intake to the size of the palm of your hand until you have it under control; all the while taking at least 8 billion of a probiotic should be sufficient enough to feel and notice a difference within a few days to a week.
Also take into consideration what you are eating or have eaten at least an hour prior to drinking beer that makes you spike.
Eating healthy vs. eating shitty and drinking are huge differences from one another. You will see once you do this.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 10/22/1105:09 PM
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Eating healthy vs. eating shitty and drinking are huge differences from one another. You will see once you do this.
This is very true, but I thought you'd be better with more complex carbs and less simple ones, no?
I take probiotics and try to eat small high protein meals several times a day. That makes me feel better but beer just seems to be fucking me up worse now than before.
Heh I'm not diabetic. [at least not yet] I have reactive hypoglycemia. My insulin kicks my ass if I overload on carbs and sometimes it dosn't really take much at all. Taters and beans wear me out ! It's good to be able to have a glass of wine in the evening though. Giving up beer is almost impossible for me. I love it !
Hypoglycemia (even a relative hypoglycemia) can precipitate a pretty significant spiraling cycle of worsening metabolic acidosis in people predisposed to this who drink alcohol. It really doesn't have to do with glucose, carbs, etc, etc. except in the most tangential sense.
I like examples like this because it is a common condition (drinking alcohol) that is commonly misunderstood and illustrates how expert advice is meaningless if the advice being given is based on a diagnosis which just happens to be wrong.
This reminds me of a story. Pull up a chair and pour yourself a drink...
I had a conversation with a woman the other day who was telling me about her teenage daughter who started having "panic attacks" shortly after moving away to college. She only had symptoms when she would start to freak out over an upcoming test or paper that was due. She went to the student health dept, and her family doctor while home on break, and was given prescriptions for several anxiety meds and referred to a good therapist, none of which stopped her attacks.
Desperate for help she turned the bottomless pit of misinformation that is the internet and her clueless friends who authoritatively told her how to cure her panic attacks. Some information was good advice on how to treat panic attacks, some was expert advice, and some was just as worthless as anything you can find in the cage on XPT.
Just before deciding to drop out of college for good, she had one of her attacks and lost consciousness and became unresponsive. After a quick trip to the local ER, her panic attacks were cured forever in just a few minutes because her panic attacks were finally correctly diagnosed as asthma.
I wonder how long it took after leaving the ER before her friends started giving advice about how the right diet can cure asthma. After all, if the right diet can cure Steve Jobs' cancer, why can't it cure asthma?
A cousin that works in a bar stopped by earlier with a bunch of free beer. It was some really shitty Bud Lite Wheat beer. The bar she works in couldn't sell it and to make space gave it to her so she dropped off a a case of the stuff becasue she didn't like it. I'm not fond of it either but it was free and I havn't drank in a few months. I hold to the philosophy that after 3 or 4 beers it doesn't matter what you drink becauses after the first 3 or 4 all beer tastes the same. I still had to put the stuff in my freezer to get extra cold. I got a nice buzz going but would have rather had a better tasting beer. The bud light wheat shit was just a crappy carrier for the alcohol. I expect a hangover in the morning.
Wheat beer can pack a wallop of a hangover. I always thought it was the sugar content. But that was mainly Maisel's Weisse I was drinking. You might come through the Bud stuff unscathed except you say you haven't drank in a few months.
If I dare drink beer anymore it's light. Can't find one that tastes worth a shit though. On a side note that Charin will relate to our local pizzeria has recently begun selling Hudepohl Amber. First Hudie I've seen this far south. It's Ok but one's enough. Any recommendations on light beer would be appreciated. So far Mich light is about the most tolerable.
Bar was pretty uneventful until the end. Tatted up meathead, woulda been 6', 170 w/o the juice, almost got into a scrap with a 50 y/o young Homer Simpson withe the high horse shoe bald going on. Then while the disgustingly fat broad was whining to the bar owner, "My man don't wanna cause no trouble," some white trash shit head started trying to play bad ass where he had no business. After he got lippy with me and I told the juice head "That guy just said your Mom," Mr. White Trash Superstar proceeded to get lippy w/ a drunk off duty lil bitch of a cop. Superstar wouldn't shut the fuck up so drunken 5-0 called in on duty pigs.
My friend and I headed towards our cars as we heard the lil bitch 5-0 describing an all out brawl, so cops would get there before he was beaten down. As I approach my ve-hickle, I notice a mulatto broad w/ bouncy Misty Stone hair clinging to the arm rest of her door, so she can avoid laying in the puddle of her vomit. She apparently was upright in the driver seat of the car, when the alcohol hit her.
I was greeted by a guttural groan and another wave of vomit while I approached and asked if she was OK. I grabbed her shoulder and held her from face planting in her mess, as she proceeded to heave, letting loose the occasional fart from the straining. Once I got her upright, and made sure her keys weren't in the ignition, I started to run down her options for how to get home safe. She asked if I was security, and I tolde her, "I'm just an asshole from down the street that doesn't want to see you die if you try and make it home on your own." Sweat kinda brown sugar then apologized in advance of hacking and trying to spit. I say trying, because to actually spit you need enough trajectory to have it not land on your lip and chest.
By this time the cops were there and my 6-pack was in the parking spot next to her car. I told her to wait a moment, grabbed my beer and approached the closest uniformed pig. "These guys are to scared of you to cause any trouble now, but if you don't go shut that fat broad up, someone id probably going to hit her." He smiled, I went to my truck to deposit my beer.
I approached the Bouncy Fro's car again, to try and keep the cops away. I asked if she feels any better and she asked who I was again. "Just a random asshole."
"Oh no baby, you're not an asshole. What do you want me to do baby?"
"Huh?!?" I replied.
"what do you want me to do? Get in your car?"
Now I know what your thinking, but the reality is, best case scenario, she only pukes in my car once and I leave her there as my friend and I drink the six pack and then I have to drive her back to the bar and leave her face down on her hood.
Luckily the bassist of the pretty shitty band that played walked up and asked her how she was doing and if she remembered he had her keys.
I patted him on the back, wished him luck and drove home.
While I lay in bed tonight/this morning, what ever you want to call it, I'll be thinking more of how I wish I had a baseball bat to beat the fat broad and the White Trash Superstar with. really I'd have only needed it for the fat chick. Mr. Superstar was wide open for a punch in the throat to shut him up. I'da had to go through 4-5 chins to reach fatty's throat.
Maker's 46 cuz I needed some bourbon for a recipe (smoked pork shanks, braised in wine & bourbon). Also hoping that I don't get strep throat from the fat bitch behind the counter who was saying, "oooh, I hope I don't have strep throat. Cough, Cough! The clinic never called back, so I guess I'm OK." I immediate went to the nearest grocery store after leaving the liquor store because I knew they had hand sanitizing wipes by their exit door.
As for all that diabetic hypoglycemia/hyperglycemia shit earlier in the thread, people should know this: when you're drinking alcohol, your liver cannot do all the other stuff that it usually does.... like store away excess glucose in your blood or release that stored glucose in response to low bloodsugar. Processing out the booze in your blood kind of takes over for a while. That's why it's easy for diabetics to have dangerously low bloogsugar when they drink. This is why diabetics should not drink. Luckily, I'm an oxymoron and an exception to almost every rule.
I drank an excessive amount of some Belgian import at 11%. And here it is 7 am and I am wide awake. Drinking more, I think the girl wants me back in bed and away from XPT.
I haven't been drinking all too much, mainly b/c I can't afford it. I have a 1/2 bottle of Ketel One rotting in my storage unit, and about 2/3 bottle of Three Olives Cherry for those lonely nights.
Although I did spend a whopping $48 tonight (inc. tips) on a cranberry vodka (Belvidere) and 5 Capt-n-Cokes at an Egypt Central concert.
Are you serious? That exists? I just looked it up, and it exists. Wow, people are so fucking lazy these days they can't even squeeze a lime into their beer. Oh, it's Budweiser drinkers we're talking.
Had one of these the other night and loved it. Unlike a lot of stouts out there that tend to lose flavor before you get half way through, this truly retains flavor with every sip.
If you are taking requests, I'll defer to Figgs. Last time he had a very good request (jammin) and you gave good results. Lets try to keep that good rapport going. Plus it is the season of giving, so lets give the haters from Figgs hometown that lurk here something else to hate him for, he gets to make requests of hot whores.
Get to it Frankie. Give like 2-3 suggestions and let the little lady decide.
let me think. 1.lean up against your bed or couch so that youre more or less upside down while banging yourself with a double dong and sucking the other end.
2.carve the longest fattest cucumber you can find to look like a dick and take some pics of you fucking yourself and then licking it before making a salad with it.
3.go to big lots or the 99 cent store and grab some cheap barbies or knock offs and try to see how many you can stick in your mouth,pussy,and ass at the same time.
Had half a six-pack of Pyramid Snow Cap ale. Then an entire bottle of 10 Cane Rum. Then half a bottle of Maker's 46 Bourbon. Went to a strip club and wound up just talking to the girl who was tending bar. Woke up on my living room floor and somehow had more money in my pocket than I did when I left the house. None of it was in my wallet either. Just a big wad of money in my front pocket.
i'm all for 7% microbrew pints every now and then when i'm out for dinner or whatever but when i'm going to spend a day drinking it's going to be domestic and it's going to be light. i have no interest in the fruit bit though.
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Gots to be a snob about something.
not alcohol related and totally pot related. you ever get into edibles?. i fucken hate smoking so i'm thinking about going this route. i hear it hits you different though. as in your liver does most of the work and a different chemical compound is released. thoughts/experiences?.
No offense intended, but given some of the pics and post regarding Gen I just can't see Figgs request being over the top. I vote for the cucumber dick/salad.
not alcohol related and totally pot related. you ever get into edibles?. i fucken hate smoking so i'm thinking about going this route. i hear it hits you different though. as in your liver does most of the work and a different chemical compound is released. thoughts/experiences?.
You should make some bud butter. That way you can add it to whatever recipe you want. Or even just spread it on something like a cracker. It's a different high, but it's hard to explain. More dreamier. But if you eat a lot, you'l stay high for a really long time, so it's only something you should do if you don't have any plans for the near future. Also, never, ever, under any circumstances keep eating the pot brownies (or whatever) until you start to feel high. Eat one and then just stop. If you eat too much, it can be a horrible high that feels like it lasts forever. Btw, you'll feel it in your stomach first and then it will spread out to the rest of your body.
Yeah, you feel it in your body more than your head. Kinda like a trip.
If you are bugged out about the smoke, then get yourself a vaporizer. Barry could probably tell you what they go for, but they come small and concealable nowadays. I know people that swear bye them.
My fave was always a water bong. Not a huge one, just about as tall as a wine bottle, big enough around to fit a couple ice cubes out of a small tray. Make that water cold and you can hardly even tell you got a hit. Get some good weed, and 2 tokes outta that thing is all you need. Like whiskey separates the men from the boys, a water pipe separates the heads from the posers that hold the joint to their lips and waste everyone's time.
First time I ever got stoned was with these guys who were best friends with my friend's older brother. They had a gravity bong that was made from the shell casing of a missile that they got from the military base. Somehow, you were supposed to fill it with smoke and then drop a bowling ball into the cylinder and it would force the smoke into your lungs. It sounded like a truly horrible idea to me. Also, their other good friend had just died from cancer and they decided it'd be a good idea to turn his lung respirator into a water bong.
Not saying bongs don't work. But as a value conscious weed consumer they are a waste.
Of course there are benefits too such as having the smoke cooled down but if you are trying to get the most mileage out of your grass the bong is not the way to do it.
"Disappointingly, waterpipes performed uniformly worse than the unfiltered joint. The least bad waterpipe, the bong, produced 30% more tar per cannabinoids than the unfiltered joint. Ironically, the pipe with the electric mixer scored by far the worst of any device. This suggests that water filtration is actually counterproductive, apparently because water tends to absorb THC more readily than other, noxious tars."
"However, a 2000 NORML-MAPS cannabis study found that "water pipes filter out more psychoactive THC than they do other tars, thereby requiring users to smoke more to reach their desired effect".
I'm not sure about the water in a tobacco waterpipe removing THC. As I understand it, and I could be wrong, THC isn't water soluable (jondra?), which is why you can't flush it out of your system for a drug test. I think the point of a tobacco waterpipe is for the water to take out some of the harshness.
I've got a nice piece that has these nubs about half way up the tube that holds ice cubes above the waterline. It cools the smoke a lot and makes for a smoother hit. Messy, tho. Lots of condensation and the ice melts pretty quickly. It also has little holes punched in the stem that supposedly diffuses the smoke into smaller bubbles rather than one big bubble. I kind of scoffed, but it's the smoothest bigger piece I have.
The only vape I've ever used is a bottom of the line one I bought from the Chinese. Like they said, it's super smooth. You really don't get any smoke at all if you do it right. We took it up with us to see the Pot Snobs of Pend Orielle County, who were unimpressed. They said the missed the "smoking experience". It's a bit of a production number to set up, but it's really nice if you've got a cold or something.
As for edibles, everyone's kind of covered it. Just using plain ol' weed is a more body kind of high. Bongo Boy next door gave us some fruity pebbles squares that were pretty tasty. A really light body high, followed by much sleepiness. You couldn't taste the weed at all. I think the technology of edibles has gotten pretty far past brownies and such, especially in the Med Pot states. There are so many boutique strains now that target specific conditions, and the edibles are going the same way. There's such a demand for quality that the brownies my friends sister used to make from trimmings would never pass muster.
I'm a beer snob, Lou. I wouldn't touch any of the "big" beers, except Coors. If I'm going to take the time to drink some beers, they're going to be good ones, or at least ones I made. I seldom drink all day, but it'll be liquor when I do.
A local bar was closing for good after last night, so they were serving $2 drinks all night. I shoulda had scotch, but instead I had about a dozen Bacardi/diets. Everyone was taking their glasses with them when they left. I wound up with 4 of them: a Budweiser glass, one for the local Alaska Aces hockey team, a Midnight Sun Brewing one and finally a Classic Coke glass. Not one of the new, crappy Coca-Cola glasses, one of the old, good ones.
Apparently the thievery was contagious because people were stealing other shit. Two guys had their cellphones stolen and a woman had her purse stolen with $700 in it. I heard about this when I was having a smoke outside and this black dude was having a meltdown because it was his girlfriend's purse. His friend was trying to calm him down and tell him things were going to be OK. His response: "No! No! You just don't understand. Now she can't pay my rent!!!" He was very close to crying.
I'm about to have some Goose on the rocks with fresh squeezed lime soon. Been on my feet all day with so much to do and still have a lot more to go. Agh!
Jungle juice at a Christmas party last night. When I was brushing my teeth this morning, I spit out a bunch of pink foam and thought my mouth was bleeding. Then I remembered all of the boozy punch I drank the night before. Also my fingers are dyed pink from dipping my cup into the bowl.
Holy fucking shit. I was a little bit drunk and little bit high and went to a strip club last night in a great fucking mood. Unfortunately, I apparently turned into some sort of a Cunt Magnet. Very different from a Pussy Magnet. The waitress sold me a $12 pack of cigarettes, then refused to give me any matches "There aren't any matches here! No, not any matches in the entire fucking building!"
Then after the "house-mom" found me some matches, I went outside to smoke and it was too windy to light up. So I stepped into the entryway of the bar, lit my cigarette and went outside to smoke with the hottest girl in the club. I was on my way back in for a dance when the girl working the door said, "Fuck you! You're 86'ed! You smoked inside the building and we can get in a lot of trouble for that. It's all on camera!!" And then she let in this other guy who had just done the exact same fucking thing.
Then in the parking lot, I was about to get a lift home from a couple of guys when this bitch jumped out of the front of the car and started yelling at me, "Fuck no we aren't giving you no fucking ride! Hahahahahaha!!!"
A friend showed up at the house today with a case of "Azulitas" (Little Blue Ones). We'd never seen them before but they are little 8oz Bud Lights about the shape and size of a V-8 can.
We laughed so hard at the little cans that we started drinking them like it was our job. So yeah...drinking tonight.
little drinks must be the theme of the day... we went to a dinner party tonight at mrs. lous employers home. the boss-lady runs daddys fuel oil company and her hubby is a vp of something or other at a beer distributor. these fucken people had a shots bar. they decided that on christmas eve they'd invite 200+ people over and serve shots for the first 2 hours before food came out. sure there was wine and kegs downstairs but the entire first floor was dedicated to three stations of chilled shots. fuuuck.
i've never seen so many drunk people in one place before and the broads took the brunt of the damage. i'm talking two catfights and one meltdown that included the phrase "you never loved me anyways!!". gotta love the holidays.
we saw the writing on the wall and decided to be spectators for the most part. i'll admit to breaking my no booze rule tonight and firing down 5 or so kamikazes but it was in effort to get others to drink so i left feeling justified in my alcoholism. lucky for me mrs. lou was served something that set off a food allergy and we got out of there before any knife fights or wife swapping went down. i am so looking forward to the phone calls tomorrow though.
Close your eyes and pretend you're in Europe. I remember spending the equivalent of $3 for a 6oz. mini-Pepsi the first time I went to France. And no matter how many different ways I pronounced Evian, I was always corrected by some snooty dickhead.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 12/25/1104:29 AM
:drunky:
Not in the mood to cut & paste Steve fix the fscking graemlins.
I am giving Guinness Black Lager a try tonight. I have twelve, but want to hold out two for a marinade I'm making tomorrow. This shouldn't be a problem because it's been a couple of months since I've had anything to drink.
Fancy red wine, possibly followed by some bourbon. McRae Wood Australian shiraz for the wine and Elijah Craig 12year aged bourbon.
I've noticed a trend lately of liquor-related personalized license plates: BURBON, TEQILA, PNONOR, VODKA, BCARDI, etc. This seems like a truly horrible idea in case you ever happen to drive home after having a glass of wine with dinner and get pulled over. This has to make the cop a bit suspicious. It's only slightly less dumb than having a "Bad Cop, No Donut" bumper sticker.
Now I'm wondering if maybe it's something alcoholics do on purpose to prevent themselves from ever driving drunk. You're hopefully not going to hop into a car and drive off loaded if your license plate says the equivalent of "WINE O." It might just be some sort of preventative thing. Like when I saw a woman driving in a car with a plate that said, "PANSY." I'm pretty sure it was an inventive way of keeping her teenage son from ever borrowing the car.
indeed. nice dinner at my old boss' place. he is like a father to me. then to my current work for a few. then to the place i will prolly work come february. we are drinking this like motherfuckers at work these days:
Well... booze, pizza & opiates make for a strange combo. The opiates stop things up and then the booze & pizza just kind of stew inside of you until the flood gates get let open.....
I hate those shits. Guts feeling like a mess, then you finally start to poop and it feels regular, so maybe it was all gas. Uh-Uh. When you are about half way through the turd tapers off and becomes mushy. Then for the next 10 minutes your asshole is throwing up into the bowl and everytime you are about to stand up and get some blood flow to your leg, more convulsions from your mud flume. All while farts are hitting hard and echoing in the bowl.
The worst are the ones where you feel like your giving birth and all your doing is ripping holy hell and freckling the bowl. I hate feeling like you need to be in a safe, pants-down postion just to rip a few.
How uhhhhh.....colorful ! Reminds me of the New Year day after beer , liquor , and sausage balls a few years ago with the added joy of screaming rallllllppphhhhhhhhhh into a trash can simultaneously. :-)
My friend and I were at some douchey party in some new, too many windows high-rise. He asked if I wanted to hear Jagger. I said, "Sure! I love the Rolling Stones." Turns out he meant that 'Moves Like Jagger' song. Thank goodness for Ketel1.
I am currently having strong Australian wine tonight. The first bottle was 15.5% alcohol and the second was 16%. It's cold as fuck here. But, thanks to my wood stove, I have the SteezoBünker t.v. room heated to a toasty 80°.
Red wine. The horror. I got wasted on that shit once and puked several times. The acidity of red wine eating away on my stomach basically left me traumatized. The horror.
You can't just get drunky on red wine. That just makes me fall asleep on the couch after the first bottle. But, I had the last of my opiate pillzes to finish off and needed something to wash them down. I can't socialize without some sort of... catalyst? And now I'm all drunky and don't want to leave the house. Plus it is -5°.
I feel I should do something. Like go out and see people and socialize. But, every time I've been out recently, I've only run into angry people. People who are angry even without me having done anything wrong. It's even more depressing to go out and encounter that.
Solid trip then. Beer was what I thought of when I thought of alcohol. Until recently I noticed that getting drunk on single malt scotch doesn't even come close to the beer-induced headaches I knew. It's still one of the worst drugs out there.
Have you ever tried the old timey, traditional "Boilermaker," where you combine whiskey & beer and then down the whole concoction all at once? I don't have the required ingredients, but I would do that right now if I could.
Well, what if it goes well together unexpectedly though? Like...ummm...shooot... some kinda shit that goes with some other shit...sorry, I'm pretty fuckeded up.
I'll be at Hudson Bar and Books here in NYC this evening trying out a Japanese scotch that was recommended to me. Me: Black jeans, black riding boots, long black cashmere wrap sweater.
I'll be at Hudson Bar and Books here in NYC this evening trying out a Japanese scotch that was recommended to me. Me: Black jeans, black riding boots, long black cashmere wrap sweater.
Don't forget the riding crop to keep the waiters timely with drinks.
OK, this is fucked. I just read an article in the local paper about a new sting that cops are running. They're sending undercover police into bars to observe the patrons. When they see someone they think is drunk, they call in uniformed officers to haul you out. So, they're arresting people for being drunk inside a bar. And then they're arresting the servers for serving people too much alcohol.
OK, this is fucked. I just read an article in the local paper about a new sting that cops are running. They're sending undercover police into bars to observe the patrons. When they see someone they think is drunk, they call in uniformed officers to haul you out. So, they're arresting people for being drunk inside a bar. And then they're arresting the servers for serving people too much alcohol.
That's bullshit, and reminds me of the Ron White bit "Drunk in Public". You ain't drunk in public 'til they toss you out in the street.
They have been doing that in PA for a long time. I once had a friend get pinched because the agent thought the bar had over served him. My buddy had suffered a stroke years earlier and his speech was ALWAYS slurred.
Word to the wise, if there is someone at a bar who appears to be solo and who is not drinking or might only be drinking "disguise" drinks like how a club soda could look like a gin and tonic etc. it's time to switch bars because things can only get ugly.
Our town is small enough that we'd know them all anyway. If they sent a detective or a uniformed cop in plainclothes we would know at all the places I might have a drink. If they took a person in some trouble and sent them in as an informer we'd know that too.
I guess it helps to hang out in "Cheers" type bars where everyone knows each other and the Owners and staff actually get along with the police.
Edit: That works both ways... I have a friend with a business downtown. He got popped for DUI 2nd a month or so ago, along with a DUS. (Yeah, not too smart but he's gay so what do you expect- he's tortured). Anyway, I hear he is riding dirty again to get to his business and it's only a matter of time until the city cops start nailing him unless he buys a new car they don't know.
OK, the article basically told us how it's going down: 2 plain-clothes cops will come in and order drinks, survey the bar, then if they see anyone drunk they'll make a cell-phone call to another cop waiting outside who will radio in for uniformed police to come in and make the bust. They said people are typically quite angry and ask, "What am I supposed to be doing in a bar beside getting drunk?" I expect this will not last long. Angry Alaskans tend to be quite outspoken.
The thing is, my previous dealings with the Anchorage police while drunk is that they're really cool. The last time I dealt with one was right after Saint Patrick's when I got super loaded and tried to walk home on extremely wet/icy sidewalks. I fell down and almost cracked my head open, floundered around on the ice for a while and then decided I'd just lay there and bleed to death. This cop pulled up and got my story and the only thing I really remember telling him was that his goddamned head was so big that he must be Irish. After that, I think I might have told him about my favorite St. Patrick's Day when I got Ireland & Scotland confused and just started yelling at everyone in a horrible Scottish accent. All I can really remember is an image of the cop doubled over in laughter. He called the meds to check my bleeding head and then dropped me off at my house, which was extremely cool.
The time before that was when my friend picked me up from my house and I was already drunk. We went and had a few more drinks and then drove to another bar and he got pulled over making a turn thru a yellow light. The cops said they smelled alcohol and I was like, "Allow me to answer that! I have been drinking HEAVILY!" They made my friend get out for a field sobriety test and because his leg is kinda fucked up, I rolled the window down and yelled, "He can't do the walky thing!! His leg is all fucked up!" This was also met with laughter and they told me to shut up and then just gave him the finger-follow test on his eyes and told him not to let me drive anywhere. We got spooked, so we just hung out in that bar until they closed. At that point, my car was getting towed but the tow guy was nowhere to be seen. So we figured out the controls, dropped my car, unchained it and drove home.
Maybe I've just had good luck or it might just be if you're cool to the cops, they'll be cool back to you.
^^^ Thanks. I tend to naturally write everything in fairly well-conceived paragraphs. My emails to friends look like essays. Back in school, when you were supposed write papers that included rough drafts, I'd just write the final paper and then go back and make two slightly fucked up versions of it and pass them in as my rough drafts.
The thing is, my previous dealings with the Anchorage police while drunk is that they're really cool. The last time I dealt with one was right after Saint Patrick's when I got super loaded and tried to walk home on extremely wet/icy sidewalks. I fell down and almost cracked my head open, floundered around on the ice for a while and then decided I'd just lay there and bleed to death. This cop pulled up and got my story and the only thing I really remember telling him was that his goddamned head was so big that he must be Irish. After that, I think I might have told him about my favorite St. Patrick's Day when I got Ireland & Scotland confused and just started yelling at everyone in a horrible Scottish accent. All I can really remember is an image of the cop doubled over in laughter. He called the meds to check my bleeding head and then dropped me off at my house, which was extremely cool.
lmaoed at the whole thing,especially the big head part.
Hah...me too. I lost yet another friend yesterday. His funeral is tomorrow. Maybe if we can break the trend of drinking at their deaths/funerals we can start living longer.
In a theatre? God, that brings back memories. The ex's stonewashed jeans around her ankles, me 2 fingers deep in her and a greasy balding chap in front of us over twisting his neck because he couldn't decide whether the real pussy a couple of feet away or the celluloid one was going to be his fap of choice. Ah, the cinema.
Looks good! I like Laphroaig, Lagavulin, and Scapa.
A water main burst (it's -20 C here) so the new place I work at is closed, so me and and another guy who works on the street are gonna get smashed i think.
I only tried out a few of the distillery bottlings of stuff like Ardbeg Ten-Year-Old - sustained smokiness and probably a bit too much of it - and quite young Bruichladdich The Organic, which was okay as the first whisky I tried ever about a month or two ago. There was no comparison and it's all pretty new to me. The coloring agent permitted in single malt scotch is odd, the "blend" of several whiskies is odd to me as well.
The Highland Park above is very mildly smokey and, well, fruity for me. Maybe a bit too much wine cask, barrel or whatever it is, evoking memories of the red wine vomit session mentioned earlier in this thread at times. It doesn't contain any colouring agents, is un-chillfiltered and from a single cask, not a "blend." Quotation marks because blended scotch seems to be something else, if the Wikipedia entry about the topic is to be trusted.
Laphroaig was also available from the bottler and line above. It was good, maybe even better than the distillery bottling of something else from the same brand. Maybe not. They're all fine and different.
All the interesting adjectives people like to toss around when they talk and write about scotch and booze in general make me smile and recollect the time when I was shopping around for a home theater system in a hi-fi and hi-end stereo store. All gets ethereal at some point and placebos are to be found left and right. There's a solid chance that if a bit more is spent on the gear, it'll sound better. The alchemistic tendencies of some people in the business is something else though.
Last night, we went to visit a friend who had to work late bartending. It's at a hotel and little did we know it was going to be slammed. I ended up getting a Stella because their beer selection was horrible on top of running out of the good stuff by 10pm.
She then presented us an extremely generous shot of Grand Marnier (WTF!). Can't say no. LOL
We said our goodbyes and headed to the local live music bar, had a Guinness that WAS SERVED IN A FRIGGIN' MASON JAR! What the hell? The place happened to be creep night so we left, went back to where we were before.
At that point, I said fuck it and had a double shot of vodka.
So, I've never had an issue with mixing alcohol but I'd have to say that's some of the most random ass combination of alcohol I've had in a long time.
Not for me. My first time getting drunk was on Tequila. I was 14 and able to buy alcohol because I was 6'4" and could grow something of a beard. I know I drank the worm and puked up some green shit that night.
Nah, they all pump their scotch in different kinds of barrels and then into other ones to let the stuff mature, gain, develop and maintain different types of flavors. It's booze wizardry.
Met up with two girls I hadn't seen face to face in about 35 years last night at my local watering hole/pizza place. Had a few beers. Mich lights. I'm just about over drinking beer cause it makes me feel like shit. I need to limit myself to one beer and it needs to be a good one when I do it.
Welcome to the world of Whisky, Pipe Dream. You've started off well, and clearly you're a man of refined taste! Highland Park is always a winner.
I actually met the guy behind the "Signatory" label, Andrew Symington, serendipitously last year. He made a fortune buying up barrels of "abandoned" Scotch, that is the inventories of the many distilleries that went belly up during the 80's, and repackaging them as rarities. They're not all classics, many are just single malts that are bred to be blended, but you sometimes find a gem. Your Highland Park is 20 years old now and no doubt a killer.
Symington is your typical, taciturn Scot. He took his profits and bought the Edradour distillery in Pitlochry, where I made his acquaintance one day. I had emailed before my arrival, to make sure that I could get the tour. The lady at the welcome wasn't aware of the situation, so she summoned over "the boss".
She explains my correspondence to him, whereupon he looks me in the eye with nary a whit of welcome or humor and says "I don't know anything about that. Go wait in the bar." That was that.
If you ever get a chance, Edradour has some fantastic custom casked whiskies, such as the "Barolo" and "Bordeaux". The basic Edradour isn't really to my liking, however.
Johnny F, hi. How do you drink whisky yourself? How much do you pour at once and in total on average? Undiluted, diluted, ice? Which type of glass do you prefer and why? Where do you get info about the stuff you might be interested in online?
It seems that there's some review don working for some distillery which gets good reviews or something. Sounds confidently corrupt. Whisky bible my ass. I prefer first-hand impressions.
Last night's gin gave me a raging boner. I've heard gin can do that. Unfortunately, I got way too drunk to go out and do anything. I never, ever get hangovers, but today I just feel goofy. Like I've been constantly forgetting where I've left my phone and just feeling generally befuddled.
That's a veritable medicine cabinet worth of shit. The last time I got drunk & high, I texted gibberish to everyone in my phone and had 2 girls tell me never to bother them again because they think I'm crazy.
Gen, I shant be outing or offing myshf for any reason I'm far too awesome and haven't had the chance to tighten up the will so the wife gets what she came with and as little more as possible.
Or your liver. 90mg's of vicodin would add up to a ton of Tylenol. Even if they're Norco's, that'd 10mg hydro with 325mg of Tylenol per pill which = 2,925mg of Tylenol. I think 3,000mg/day is the recommended maximum dose. I can't remember if Percocets have Tylenol or Aspirin mixed into them. If it's Tylenol, you are way over your limit for the day. If your pee is brown and your poop is pale gray tomorrow, you might be fucked.
Nah I'm not even close to a daily user. These days I do this once a monfffff if I'm lucky. Have I mentioned I hate my wife haha. I'm just enjoying an unexpected NY Giants victory. And steezo they are 325's. The lil yellows
No Tylenol for me. No acetaminophen. It's a fools game.
Stomach issues from aspirin or ibuprofen are basically plumbing problems and much easier fixed.
Personally, I don't take any of them but if I did it would be Bayer aspirin or generic advil/ibuprofen. I took the one hydrocodone to fall asleep, and it worked.
Smokey, I gotta say you're pushing it as far as liver toxicity goes. The antidote to Tylenol/acetaminophen overdose is N-acetylcysteine or N-A-C. I take it whenever I take vicodin. It's available as a supplement in most any health food store. I don't know if taking the supplement is the same as having a doctor treat you properly for liver toxicity, but I take it anyways. Either that or you can do a cold water filtration method to separate out the acetaminophen from your pills and then you filter it away.
Heavily, though it does give a uniquely nasty hangover when abused
How much do you pour at once and in total on average?
About 3 fingers
Undiluted, diluted, ice?
I've always taken my drinks on the rocks, even my coffee, it's just my thing. Purists will argue that I'm not getting the full effect, like I can't taste the goat shit from 1898 that got left in the peat, et al, but that's bullshit
Which type of glass do you prefer and why?
Any short tumbler will do, flask on the golf course
Where do you get info about the stuff you might be interested in online?
Just buy something and try it. There was a guy named Michael Jackson (not the King of Pop) who the definitive guide, in my opinion. You seem to be ahead of the curve already, so do what you like.
Ice, actually. Interesting. Yeah, the aroma tends to open up a bit once the whisky gets a bit warmer than it was in the bottle, I think. Goat shit flavor could be quite a happening though. I'll try some rocky sometime. I bought, I drank, I passed out. Sometimes at least. The funny thing in my eyes regarding almost anything reviewable nowadays is that usually it becomes snobbish pretty soon. Wine snobs, whisky snobs, all just snobs. They might know their booze and shit, but come on, lighten up; that vinyard/distillery tasting with a near-coma experience on the house probably was good, not necessarily a reason to go fanlon on the stuff.
Are you referring to the Bruichladdich "Organic" thing? That's just some trendy bullshit, and any efforts to make whisky out to be something other than a tipple is folly. It's whisky, you drink, you get drunk. You could save the planet in other ways, I suppose. Smug snobbery is not a particularly Scottish trait.
Sorry, I was to say in my last post that this Michael Jackson guy wrote the definitive guide or two on whisky. If you really want to geek out on it, I highly recommend his books. Look in any bookstore, you'll find 'em.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 01/16/1211:12 AM
^^The man also had a thing or two to say about beer. Well worth the read.
Yes, the organic one. I'm not into the green fad so much, like the food though. This ball of dirt can burn in hell for all I care. It's fine that people get excited about the various tastes and so on; I usually just want to get hammered and the really expensive stuff doesn't cut it in rational realms. The immaterial good which is sold with whisky in a small segment of the market is exclusivity. For a mere few thousand bucks you'll get some killer booze and a shrine display to admire it in. Not my scene. Glenlivet from the Signatory Un-Chillfiltered Collection like the Highland Park further up, 15 years old. Like a well-rounded whore.
I'm a Glenmorangie guy. I've tried some others, but it seems to agree with me. Kinda like I know I should choose Chimay over Michelob, but it just works for me.
At a far too pricey hotel in NYC fighting with the wife, left the house to keep from powerbombing a bitch off the 2nd floor balcony. 4 hydro, 3 oxy (codones). 3 fokes, 2 blunts and even 2 shots of Cuervo, so for a nondrinker I'm feeling no pain
Im also unsure of how faithful I shall remain this evening. Ohhhhhh what to do what to do?!
Had a few Guinness while we went to go support Jenna Haze dancing at the Red Parrot. I had not been to a strip club in almost six years so it made it that much more exciting.
First show she played with my boobies and thanked me for letting her use them and second show she shoved my face in her hoohah and humped it real good. The boys got jealous. Super hot!
I'm just sad that cameras aren't allowed but it's all good.
Guinness at a strip club, fuckin' awesome. I don't remember having this in Cali.
3 vodkas on the rocks. I open the cab door at the light on 59th and puke. Close door and look up. I just puked in front of Bergdorf Goodman. Where did my awesome high alcohol tolerance go?
3 vodkas on the rocks. I open the cab door at the light on 59th and puke. Close door and look up. I just puked in front of Bergdorf Goodman. Where did my awesome high alcohol tolerance go?
They also don't taste like apple, watermelon, banana or any of the other froo froo things that have "tini" tacked onto the end of them. No matter how yummy they may be, they are not a martini.
I haven't found Bud Light to have any aftertaste. I find "Bud Fat" has a sweetish aftertaste that I don't care for. Bud Light's just a little less water-like than Coors Light and also very predictable in it's results. I know what happens after 2, 6, 12 and so on...
i drink the cl which is water like you said so everything has an aftertaste. i'm down to try the bud light platinums for the simple reason they wont freeze as quick as the cls do when i leave them on the back porch.
Bud products give me the shits. Millers, except Miller Light, give me heart burn. Coors light makes me piss too much, I can't remember the last time I drank Coors Original.
Bud Light Lime has to be the gayest thing you can be holding in a bar, short of a Marlboro Menthol Light 100. Both products scream, "Meet me at the glory hole, last stall on the left."
I've mostly given up drinking beer because it's impossible to diet when you're drinking the equivalent of liquid bread. Also, being diabetic, beer absolutely destroys my bloodsugar. I end up having to take a ton of insulin, which really isn't all that safe when you're consuming mass quantities of alcohol.
The reviews say Bud Light Platinum is quite drinkable and the 6.0% alcohol level is appealing to me. I might give this a shot next time I'm at the L store. It will never match up to my beers of preference (Newcastle Brown or Full Sail IPA), but it might be a good Sunday football beer.
That said, Coors brings back fond memories for me. My dad always had a beer fridge in the garage. I'd be send to get them for him and guests and got to open and sip from everyone's. From maybe 5ish on. I imagine he'd be put under the jail today. I was a pretty good bartender too. Got a bartender's bible put in front of me when I learned to read.
And at the end of the day, after a hot Saturday working in the yard, there is really nothing better than a Coors.
And at the end of the day, after a hot Saturday working in the yard, there is really nothing better than a Coors.
I'm gonna disagree and say the best beer for a hot day is an ice-cold Corona. Also goes well with the free chips in a Mexican restaurant. The best way I've had it served to me is in a frosty glass dipped in salt with a wedge of lime, kind of like it was served margarita-style but in a beer glass.
I dunno. I've drank my share of them, but give me an Imperial (Costa Rican) any day over a Corona. No salt or lime needed to put you in the tropical state of mind.
If you have to put fruit in your beer, it is lousy beer.
My fave, after a day of sweating in the sun, brew is an iced down Becks. Pours right down my gullet smoother than water. I'll get like 2/3 down on the first tilt, light a smoke, polish of the rest, then open one for sipping while I warm up the grill.
Aaaaahhh, flashbacks to summer. I can't wait for the next one to start.
I never put a lime in my Corona when I have them at home. But it's pretty much automatic that you get a lime with it when you order one at a bar or a Mexican restaurant. I saw a chef the other day who said to never have the lemon or limes that they give you in a restaurant. Always ask for them on the side because they're filthy and they never get washed. When they tested the lemons, they found candida bacteria on them. That's the fungal bacteria formed from vaginitis.
I had to run to the liquor store anyways, so I picked up some Bud Light Platinum. It's perfectly drinkable for a domestic light beer. I might give a more thorough review after I have the other 11. Some woman looked at me like a lunatic because of my attire: dress shoes, military green shorts, a huge leather/sheepskin coat and a Mets cap. It's 10° out, so the shock was probably mostly from the shorts.
I'm gonna say 6% alcohol is a conservative number because I'm buzzing pretty good after 3 beers. It's somewhat highly carbonated, but that's necessarily a bad thing. The flavor is inoffensive, especially for a light beer. This beer was just put on sale, so it's fresh as can be and not at all skunky. I don't know what it'll taste like after it's been on the market for a while. Perhaps the neptune blue bottle color will help prevent light from making it go bad quickly.
When they tested the lemons, they found candida bacteria on them. That's the fungal bacteria formed from vaginitis.
Sorry, man, nothing directed against you personally, but this is the cage and those two sentences were like listening to somebody drag their fingernails across a chalkboard.
fungus is to bacteria as trees are to kangaroos.
... and while vaginitis may have been the most appropriate choice for this forum, you could have easily substituted several other conditions after reversing the cause and effect sentence structure (i.e. vaginitis doesn't form candida).
I know, I know, this post was a bit of a dick move. But I swear I couldn't control myself. I guess I need a drink.
P.S. we're all covered with fungus and bacteria, and as an old mentor of mine used to say, "My boy, the ENTIRE world is covered by a thin patina of feces."
Yeah, I knew as I was typing it up that I wasn't at all describing things properly. So, no offense taken. All I remember was they mentioned candida and vaginas and I tried to piece together a scenario that worked. When I googled candida, they mentioned the word fungus so I threw that in there even though I personally had thought it was a bacteria, so that's how the two got combined. 1+1=retarded.
Also, Dr. Science, you can probably go back and mock me for thinking that blue bottles would protect my beer from UV light. It was just an uninformed guess. But the case was sealed up pretty well from outside light anyways so it wporbably wouldn't' matter anyways.
OK, I passed out after9 beers. But I pulled myself back up from the depths. AFter the first 6 beers, this shit tastes mostly like fizzy water with a sour aftertastes. It gets you drunk, but you only keep drinking it because that's all you have in the fridge.
I think it'd be difficult to get drunk off of martinis... with all the shaking and pouring and those little easy-spill glasses. Btw, how do you make yours?
I use gin, vodka is for faggots. I use dry vermouth in a ratio of about 3 parts gin to 2 parts vermouth. It's kind of an old timey recipe. And an olive or two. Or I'll make a gibson with a cocktail onion.
If anyone calls anything a *tini because it is served in a martini glass they are a faggot and you should kill them.
The only beverage on earth that is a martini is made with gin, vermouth and an olive.
EDIT:I drink them out of mugs. I have broken around 20 martini glasses in my life and I gave up on them.
From watching History Channel and reading on my own, isn't pretty much every distilled alcohol base technically vodka? It's further processing that makes it gin or whiskey or whatever. Some of the fake chemists here could probably prove me wrong.
Gin is an acquired taste, I know. There's local craft distiller, Dry Fly, that makes a fantastic gin. Very drinkable to most palates.
You can certainly serve anything in a martini glass, and it can be tasty, but if there's no gin and vermouth, it ain't a martini.
I always stayed away from gin, because old gin drunks looked much older than their years. Dude's 53, looks like he's 75.
I try and stick w/ beer, because the extra calories keeps me youthfully plump. Like Zsa Zsa said, there comes a time in a woman's life where she has to choose between her face and her body. I am not a woman, but I like my face youthful. I am at my happy weight, and the beer belly isn't in the top 5 of reasons chicks keep away from me.
I've experienced a beer curve. College you get what you can afford and buy the most of. As you get older and can afford better beer you go up the chain. That goes to the point that you stop wanting to have a beer belly and look better, then you go back down to the light beer that you can drink all day, not get drunk, and not gain too much weight drinking. I guess when I'm old and retired I'll be back to drinking the cheap shit I can afford.
My Beer spectrum 18 to 39 Meister Brau-->Natty Light-->Natty Ice-->Keystone-->Coors Light-->Heineken-->Sierra Nevada-->Any hand craft/micro brew/home brew stuff-->Chimay-->back to home brew-->Sam Adams Light-->Heineken Light-->Coors Light
And my drinking has been very minimal lately as I have had entertaining folks around thus not drinking because I am bored.
Anyway looking at the forum. I don't think I have the heart to mess with these sad people but I have found a few gems.
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downed a concoction of whiskey, gin and wine....nice !
This was posted by a pregnant woman. I would like to meet her. That sounds repulsive and I wonder if it's one of those drinks that will get you cut off at a bar even before being served (kind of like ordering a triple gin with a twist of gin).
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Living the sober life since May 21, 2011 and taking it ODAAT! (One day at a time)
Never say never, just consecrate on today.
I can't deal with these people any more. I get wanting to quit booze but I don't get making your whole life about it. If you spend your whole day in AA meetings and talking and thinking about booze of course you will crave it. I always want to drink more after going to a meeting than before I went.
And there are threads with idiots wanting to buy antabuse from Canadian pharmacies without talking to their doctors? I hope these folks die. You need your blood tested at least every 2 weeks on that stuff and white blood cell counts taken.
I think it was Tom Lykis (jondra?) maybe 20 years who outraged by saying AA was just trading one addiction for another. Really fired up friends of Bill W., cuz 12 Step is the only way to quit.
I've experienced a beer curve. College you get what you can afford and buy the most of. As you get older and can afford better beer you go up the chain. That goes to the point that you stop wanting to have a beer belly and look better, then you go back down to the light beer that you can drink all day, not get drunk, and not gain too much weight drinking. I guess when I'm old and retired I'll be back to drinking the cheap shit I can afford.
My Beer spectrum 18 to 39 Meister Brau-->Natty Light-->Natty Ice-->Keystone-->Coors Light-->Heineken-->Sierra Nevada-->Any hand craft/micro brew/home brew stuff-->Chimay-->back to home brew-->Sam Adams Light-->Heineken Light-->Coors Light
Ha ha, you're not alone on this booze train! Awesome
I can't drink at all anymore. I used to be able to really put 'em away. My bf had dvd night at his house and he had to finish my glass of red wine for me. I feel a combination of sick and wanting to fall asleep.
I had water, Water and more WATER yesterday and again today. This stupid-ass wind is making me dehydrated. I'm withering away. I feel like Pamela Peeks skin. Shoot me now!
Lou and I were walking down the street when we saw a dog licking his balls. Lou said, "I wish I could do that." I replied, "Maybe you should just pet him first."
Going out for drinks with Heather Pink tmrw and a new friend of ours. My prediction: I'll nurse a vodka on the rocks, HP will barely finish her white wine, and the new girl will be drinking the entire establishment under the table.
I've been drinking Bud Light Platinum like water since Lou first mentioned it here. It's an easy drinking beer that gives me a nice, mellow buzz. It seems to be selling really well because the cooler at the liquor store has been emptied out of the stuff the last two times I went in and I had to buy the warm beer that was stacked on the floor.
3 different cashiers have mentioned to me that they also like the stuff. Personally, I think they should have given it a different name because there is a stigma attached to Budweiser beers, particularly Bud Light. When I mentioned I was drinking this to a friend of mine, all they could say was, "Why?" Anyways, I think Budweiser is now owned by the Germans and they apparently know how to make a decent beer.
The fucking Irish have it all figured out. I made homeaded corned beef last night with cabbage & potatoes and just had the leftovers with some beer. I say they have it all figured out because eating everything, washing it down with beer and then burping tasted better than each individual component by itself.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 02/13/1206:43 PM
^^^I'll let you in on a secret: We stole that from the jews we used to live next door to in the tenements a hundred thousand years ago.
I only recently learned that the word "ghetto" came from when the nazis segregated the jews into run down shitty neighborhoods in Germany before they could implement their final solution.
I also misspelled homemade. My favorite misspelling of that word was from a downtown soup stand that for years had a placard advertising in large letters that they served HOMADE SOUP. I'd like a ho to make me some soup.
Budweiser's owned by a Belgian brewer. Name escapes. People were horrified when they bought AB. Sounds like they needed some Europeans to teach them how to make beer.
I've been drinking Bud Light Platinum like water since Lou first mentioned it here. It's an easy drinking beer that gives me a nice, mellow buzz. It seems to be selling really well because the cooler at the liquor store has been emptied out of the stuff the last two times I went in and I had to buy the warm beer that was stacked on the floor.
3 different cashiers have mentioned to me that they also like the stuff. Personally, I think they should have given it a different name because there is a stigma attached to Budweiser beers, particularly Bud Light. When I mentioned I was drinking this to a friend of mine, all they could say was, "Why?" Anyways, I think Budweiser is now owned by the Germans and they apparently know how to make a decent beer.
Adolphus Busch, a full-blooded German founded Anheuser-Busch. I'm sure it became more american as generations and years passed, but AB was always recognized as being a very "german" brewery, in spirit, at least.
That's a personal favorite of mine. I have an empty keg of it sitting in my beer tap right now. I usually alternate between Newcastle Brown and Full Sail IPA.
My current dalliance with Bud Light Platinum is mostly the fact that I can enjoy a few beers now without it totally fucking up my bloodsugar. Kind of like Diet Coke vs. Regular Coke. No one with diabetes would drink Diet Coke if they could get away with drinking the real stuff.
Not sure it's fair to them to post this here, but let's see what you who remain can do...
www .mywayout.org/community/f79/
Take the spaces out after the www above and paste it in your browser. We always seem to blow it with a hotlink when the webmaster wakes up.
They banned me after 2 posts of pouring my heart out. They are not a bunch that is excepting of a flawed and troubled man that needs a helping hand to take a step forward in life.
I didn't save the entire posts, here is what someone thought was a highlight.
"In my drunken stupor, I decided to go all out and eat this chick's ass. It was all waxed and nice, but when you wake up hung over in, a strange place , 4 hours after you were supposed to be at work, stinking like crack whore ass, something has to give. I'll save the other gory details, except for the fact that she was in and out, rather I was in and out so fast, I might not have remembered her except for the smell. I'm lucking I didn't pass out in the tub, soaking my junk in hot water."
That was part of a long post describing my day after the Super Bowl rock bottom moment. Afterwards I wrote a "what brought me to rock bottom" post, then I let it lay for 2-3 days. When I tried to log back on, it completely blocked me from viewing the board. I had to clear my cookies in order to root around.
I think their shunning of me has triggered my desire to drink. I also think writing fake crack whore stories has triggered my desire for a crack whore.
‘Tis the season, mädchen und jungen, to peruse the list of St. Nicholas, and determine just who has been good and who has been naughty. If you have truly been good, do not worry. But if you have torn the wings off of flies, or pulled the whiskers of a cat for the sheer fun of it…BEWARE for KRAMPUS is coming…
This seems like a good time to discuss my baptism. The priest was drunk and dropped me in the baptismal urn instead of just dunking me into it briefly like he was supposed to. My uncle had to rush forward to save me from drowning.
My priest was in a hurry because his girlfriend was waiting for him just off in the background. In fact, he was hurrying so much that his priestly robes caught on fire and he had to be doused with Holy water just to keep from burning to death. This was my introduction to humanity. I'm not too worried about Krampus.
Thanks for the encouragement. I kind of feel like I just unloaded an science experiment. I wonder if a few more days of consumption like the last two would have resulted in spontaneous combustion.
I should be fucking dead. I have horrible cotton mowf, my tongue has racing stripes (don't make me post a pic) and I threwed up only spinach. My body rejecyled it.
Went to Gossip in Hell's Kitchen with Heather Pink. We killed half a plate of vegan nachos together. Then her bf and my bf dropped by and we went to Rick's Cabaret in midtown. For such a high caliber club, we were unimpressed with the level of talent. Um hi, you're a stripper at a high end club...GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP. I saw only 2 girls that would've made it past auditions back when clubs had standards. Heather got a dance from one of the hot ones. I thought she was Japanese, but she was from Uzbekistan. I can't believe these girls were half my age and had guts spilling out over their sides. And how about, if you're chunky AT LEAST GET SOME BIG FAKE TITS. Anyway, I had a Ketel1 on the rocks. Just 1. I'm a lightweight these days. One drink and I'm finished.
For tonight, Wagon, I bid you adieu. Fancy red wine and maybe some Pyrat rum later. Pronounced "Pirate," not all foofy like the girl at the liquor store said: "Pier-rott"
Pronounced "Pirate," not all foofy like the girl at the liquor store said: "Pier-rott"
whats the story there?. is she inbred alaskan tongue tied or did you guys fly her in from somewhere?.
She was just someone trying to be fancy. "Ooooh Pier-rott is an excellent rum!" Me: "It's pronounced 'pirate.' See, it even says so on the included info card." This information just seemed to confuse her. I'm betting she'll keep on pronouncing it all fucked up.
^^^ My drinking buddy calls me "Fever!" because of that character. Not because of the reflex thing; just based on the personality changes he'd exhibit when he'd start boozing it up.
^^^ My drinking buddy calls me "Fever!" because of that character. Not because of the reflex thing; just based on the personality changes he'd exhibit when he'd start boozing it up.
So when you guys go out boozin', do you start saying "booger" a lot?
I always had the hots for Bailey when I was growing up. Loni was too much of a whore.
Herbert Ruggles Tarlek Jr. He had one of the best lines ever on TV: They were threatening to change the format of the station and all of the DJs and other staff members were freaking out and then he says something to this effect: Hey wait a minute, how is this going to affect ME! I think that one line sums up the human condition better than a library of books on the subject. That was a well written show.
I'm drinking tonight. The chicks mother died in her home Friday morning after a rough but blessedly short battle with C. Still too long and too painful.
When I got to their house to support the chick the mother was still there, in the house, in the bed, dead. We were waiting on the mortuary to get there. They got there...and everyone stood around waiting for the shitty sister to get there who was supposed to be on her way before they took her. Well, it's true what they say about everything letting loose when you die, and the house has a terrible odor. I step outside to the front walk followed by the mortuary guys. It's a beautiful day and we talk and manage to joke about their jobs and, I guess about mine, and eventually it gets time to look at our watches...bitch still wasn't there.
So I go into the house again and find the chick and she says "we're waiting on the "shitty sister", she's on the way" I say: "says who?" she says: "shitty sisters son". I go to the son: "What did your mother say?" He: "I didn't talk to her, I talked to her husband." Me: "And?" He: "He said he thought he knew where she was and he'd go find her" Me: "So, no one has talked to shitty sister?" Four or five people: "No, no one knows where she is."
I go back to the Chick and her Dad in the kitchen. "No one has actually talked to your sister. It's time." Her poor Dad who has lost his mate of 53 years looks at me and says: "Well, if you say so, I guess it's time then."
So I go back out and get the mortuary guys and they are all too happy to go in and get her.
So I've spent the last two days refereeing the most dysfunctional family I've ever seen as the shitty sister showed up about 45 minutes later and was pissed because they'd taken her. Meanwhile my son-in-law and I had already stripped the house of the hospital bed and all the signs of her suffering and illness at the widowers request.
So yeah, I'm drinking for a while tonight. I'll drink tomorrow night too.
Thanks. The old man and my wife left me posted up at the house while they went to the mortuary that day to make arrangements. Specific instructions to "watch the master bedroom".
I let them all congregate in the living room while I was outside watching the wife and old man pull off. Then I walked in the house and announced "The Old Man says no one goes in the Master Bedroom until he gets home. He wants it exactly the way they left it". And I closed the door. I saw a few of them eye it over the next few hours but none dared make a play.
Edit to get back on topic: I'm 9 beers into this thing. I'm actually ahead of the curve because I've drank them so fast. I'm at that point I quit while I'm ahead or I try to ride the wave. Because that's exactly what this buzz is doing right now...it's swelling behind me like the perfect wave and I either need to start paddling and get ready to stand up or drink a couple more and wait on the next one.
Sorry for your loss and the shit that goes with it. It's hard being the voice of reason. Death sucks. Everyone's rational thinking goes out the window. Nature of the beast, I suppose.
Just know you have...well, whatever we are here.
I've got a shitty sister, too. She's been AWOL for maybe 5 years. We hope she's dead
Wine, Pyrat rum, Mount Gay rum that my mom left at the house (I would never buy anything called 'Mount Gay') and then a bunch of Bacardi Diets at the closest bar. The bartender girl there used to hate me because I'd text her after I got drunk to tell her she has a big, juicy fat ass. Now she's just kinda dumpy all around and we're on good terms again so she makes my drinks nice & stiff.
I think I'm developing adults tourettes or something because when I went out to the smoking bench, a girl sitting there happily said, "Oh sit down, there's room for at least 4 people on the bench," and my immediate response was to say, "Not if all 4 of them have a huge can like you do." Pin-drop silence, awkward pause, face-palming myself and then apologizing like crazy.
On the plus side, I left my Jeep parked outside the bar and at noon today when I biked to go get it, all I had was a no-charge warning ticket.
When my grandma was on her death bed with a full rattle going on, my sister decided to take a "Me" day and go to a spa for a facial, nails, hair, etc... I spent the day sponge feeding my grandma sips of water while we waited for her to pass. My sister comes by eventually, enters in a huff and tries to embrace my grandmother who instinctively shoved away.
I quit this week cuz my boss is a cunt, but i love that crew.
I envy you. I'm so tired of the cunty people I have to deal with. I have absolutely filter anymore when it comes to the institutional numbskullery and all around shit that goes on there.
thanks, c. I am gonna head back out to Los Angeles methinks. My scumbag bosses at the place before wouldn't let us put yankee dollars in our drops when you guys were weak so i just hoarded it all. G, will you be my date agin? Dinner was amazing. the whole crew came and i got to thank them for all their hard work, and confirmation that the last incident was 100% my boss being a fucking cunt maniac and not me being an asshole was comforting. I got blind fucking drunk and the owner of the joint comped a ton of shit on the bill, which was nice as I grabbed the whole thang.
Has anyone ever had a Blue Moon beer? They have these cool, expensive-looking commercials, but I've never had one and no one else that I know has either. Also, the name "Blue Moon" kinda sounds like a gay bar.
^^^ I guess I should have noticed all the oranges in the ads, but I was distracted by the pretty colors and high production values. As a diabetic, I steer clear of fruit-flavored beers. If it tastes like oranges, they should call it orange ale. But I did see a recipe for desert pizza once and that beer might work well as a replacement for water in the dough.
They even suggest serving the crap with an orange wedge (this is how I see it in bars). No beer that is worth drinking needs to be loused up with anything.
I drank lots of everything last night, but I was keeping myself in control. I was even being a bit of a good Samaritan. For some reason, the bar let in this droopy-faced native woman who had her own sports bottle full of who-knows-what.
And she sits down at the bar and immediately starts trying to sneak her hand over and crab-walk all the bartender's tips away. I caught her, but they still didn't kick her out. She left later own her own, wheeling away a large carry-on bag full of (again) who-knows-what.
A new Porter added to my "Beer Belt" Polygamy Porter is surprise-surprise brewed in Salt Lake City, Utah! 4% alcohol with a slightly dry taste of mild coffee beans and a silky dark chocolate finish.
I don't agree with "Why just have one!" because one is more than enough being a full-bodied Porter. Although, it's good enough to possibly make you wanna have five wives and then some
I read about a new product coming out that lets you shoot tiny aeresolized shots of alcohol into your mouth for an instant buzz that lasts only about a minute. I figured, since I alread have a Misto aerosol pump for spraying oil, I'd wash it out and fill it with booze to see what happens. Nothing. And it tasted like Bacardi & Olive Oil. But the alcohol did manage to clean it out really good, so it now sprays like it did when it was brand new. I think I already had a little bit of a buzz when I did this experiment, so I might retry it again in the future when fully sober.
@ steezo: That's pretty interesting. Please explain your reasoning. Not a thing? tasted like Bacardi Olive Oil? Tell me more. Since when? What happened to it?
I'm gonna just answer in human English. It turns out there may be a more effective way of doing this. I remembered that I have a small glucose sprayer to treat hypoglycemia, so I read the instructions for that. It recommends spraying towards the inside of the cheeks so the solution is absorbed thru the skin. I might try that with booze later. Under the tongue would probably also work. My reasoning is that sometimes I want a quick buzz but don't want to get wasted.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 05/04/1209:06 PM
I endorse this experiment but it's worthless unless you undertake it stone cold sober. Not even buzzed. Otherwise you won't be able to properly calibrate the gradations of drunkenness and the number of blasts it'll take to get to each step.
Not happening tonight. I'm currently weaning myself off of booze with a 12-pack of Bud Light Platinum. I'll try some aeroslized cheek shots tomorrow or Sunday and report back, chief.
last week i mixed half a glass of pomegranite juice with sangria soda and it was fucking good.im guessing the results would be the same with normal sangria.we got a big jug too but im out of pom juice at the moment.
My bff got a new car, so we celebrated at Senior Fred's. I had the mahi tacos and salad; he had some beef thing. Then I had 3 Jameson on thr rocks with another friend at Bar Lubitsch. Been to Bar Lubitsch many times but tonight and i'm used to it's eastern euro dive bar theme, but tonight i just noticed the poster of four burlesque legs made into a swastika. i hope i can make it to gym time tmrw at 8am and work at 10am.
i don't think the film was meant glorify terrorism..maybe promote feminism..maybe?. but if you haven't seen it in awhile i guess you could get confused.
and yeah...we're going to need a cell phone pic of this hatin whore bartender steezo. sure we're all drunk perverts but getting the boot before you've sexually harassed a fellow patron or puked on your shoes is fucken bullshit. let the games begin i say...
[quote=Pipe Dream]and yeah...we're going to need a cell phone pic of this hatin whore bartender steezo. sure we're all drunk perverts but getting the boot before you've sexually harassed a fellow patron or puked on your shoes is fucken bullshit. let the games begin i say...
There was none of that going on, although I do remember gently caressing some blonde's back out in front of the bar. And I burnt a huge cigarette hole in the middle of my favorite t-shirt. I think taking a pic of the bartender would get me instantly 86'ed. She used to be cute and have a great ass, but now she just keeps getting bigger and dumpier looking.
Nice ride, Lou. My cousin has a late 90's Saleen and that thing is a blast to drive. Racing seats and harnesses, roll cage and a huge fire extinguisher are about the extent of the interior.
A 5.0 is a sweet ride. With the GT500 coming out maybe you should have waited though. I don't know how Pipe could do a comparison if he's never driven either 5.0 or 911.
yeah thanks...it's an upgradable toy that replaces the boat we used to have and it gives me a reason to squirrel money away and shop clandestinely for superchargers, exhaust manifolds, and chip setups. i've got my eyes on a shop in mass. that can werk it up near 600hp. that's all i really need.
and i guess i didn't use my pd filter and realize his secondary witticism. yes a 911 would be fun and i think he's german so he's repping the homeland. the german engineering is all good with me so i don't have any shit to talk there.
I do not represent Germany in any way, trust me. The 911 thing might tell Lou something. Maybe not. I just think it is a beautifully designed car and stylistically very different from what he has now.
911's are fucken hot... no doubt. any porsche is all good and i think our jasonh might even have one at his disposal based on his avatar.
back on topic... at least..and that is the very fucken minimum, yes?. 6 gallons of coors light this weekend. i could be wrong and if i am i'm betting it breaks on the plus side of that assessment. we'll see what the returnables add up to. a keg is 7 gallons isn't it?.
I drink so little lately that I am ashamed of my self, drinking meaning more than 3-4 beers. I guess I am down to once every 2 or 3 weeks now. I'm not trying to avoid it, it's just how it goes. And I tell you what, I am itching for a fall down binge. They are very cleansing.
Went golfin', drinking pinches of Jack out of my flask and washing it down with Miller Lite. I remembered how to hit my irons, the woods, not so much. Drink never helps either.
I had Templeton Rye Whiskey recently, made in Iowa of all places. It was supposedly Capone's favorite dram, though I suspect that's just some marketing shite. Not a bad pour, it's definitely rye all day and night, but a good smooth cocktail on the rocks.
My next car will be an 911. I've always wanted one, and it's time is coming.
Where you hitting the links these days Floofinberg? I can't do scotch on the track any more. Last weekend at McCormick Ranch (pine), a guy in our group smuggled a gallon of sangria. We quit after the front 9.
I've got a hookup at a tits CC course out in FH. Stormed into the lead with 6 dots on the card, then the booze took over & came in last 10:9:6. Hate losin' but the swing is starting to resemble something respectable after a few months of absolute shit play.
Tonight I am drinking Trader Joe's "Rare Red" wine blend 'o the month, a fantastic value at $7! Compares favorably to "Apothic Red" and Coppola's "Rosso".
that's fine... be that way. but just remember...you're empowering this cunt and the next time it happens i'll be here. waiting.
Fuxking 300,000 people in town and who's waiting at the back of the checkout line in the grocery store when I walk up? Man, I have some weird coincidences sometimes. I just turned and walked to the next, much busier line. Which moved 3X's faster than her line so I breezed out ahead of her with no words spoken between us. Just a few minutes of ice cold silence.
"Vigilance" 2009 Cabernet Sauvignon, with pizza. Not an ideal pairing, but did the trick. It was a buy 1 ($20) get another for $.05 at Bevmo. Big, oak, a touch of dirt. Yummy
Black and Tans at Rock & Reilly's Irish Pub on the Sunset Strip. Cheapish for that area of Los Angeles.
My first visit and it has a decent looking crowd. In this part of town, even the most diviest of places has the attractive LA crowd. If this was in another city (or even 10 miles out of LA) the crowd would be fat and fugly at a place like this.
They seemed to be a bit 'irish' with the Guinness, next time I will try one of their other drafts.
For you Entourage fans, I saw Jerry Ferrara aka Turtle there hanging out with some friends.
For you Entourage fans, I saw Jerry Ferrara aka Turtle there hanging out with some friends.
was he drinking avion tequila?. he's probably a decent person but that character Turtle was fucken awful. of course...so was the entire last season of that show.
was he drinking avion tequila?. he's probably a decent person but that character Turtle was fucken awful. of course...so was the entire last season of that show.
It was very crowded and noisy and didn't see what he was drinking. He has keep the weight off like everyone saw in last season. And I completely agree with you about the last season. They knew it was the last and simply phoned it in. I am surprised they didn't add a "cousin Oliver" in it. They tried with that Dominick guy a couple of times throughout the series and it didn't seem to gain any traction.
Wrestling shows that serve shots of Jagermeister are bad. I am very hungover. Can't wait to check out the pics I took and piece the evening back together.
Started drinking rum at 3pm yesterday while watching a ballgame. Dozed off and woke up at 9pm all bright-eyed, thinking that I'd slept thru the whole night and that it was morning. Then at 10pm when I was about to make breakfast, I realized it was getting darker outside instead of lighter. So I started drinking again and repeated the process and now it really is 9am.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 07/07/1210:18 AM
I'm guessing that's a frequent occurrence in Alaska, and not just with you.
Originally, I said "problem," but, upon review, I decided that's really not a problem.
It happens a lot more in the winter. The sun will set at 3:45pm and you'll doze off and wake up at 7pm thinking it's morning. Either way, it's the same feeling. "Aww shit. Now what do I do?" Drinking is the usual answer.
I haven't been in the mood for alcohol much lately but when I do it's extra fresh squeezed lime juice with Dos Equis. (The only light beer I seem to enjoy the last few years)
Indeed! Free day. With the new program, i am trying to consume no more than 5 or 6 drinks per week; it's been a success so far. I got some Stiegl in the fridge with some microbrew lagers. And there's and 80's punk and new wave night in the market that is usually full of 21 year old girls. I would like very much to fuck one of them.
Tatty, I'd like to follow you around that bar, explain to all the girls you try to chat up, that you're really a neo-nazi who is deep into Max Hardcore sex and that would just as soon urinate on them as rape their assholes. You know, just to get their reactions and for shits and giggles.
I've heard that too...on the rogan podcast I think?. Still, mallo has left the window open with his days gone by reference and the lack of refrigeration in that pic.
In related news to Gia's wormwood drop ergot poisoning may have been responsible for the Salem witch trials. Google away on that one..
Tatty, I'd like to follow you around that bar, explain to all the girls you try to chat up, that you're really a neo-nazi who is deep into Max Hardcore sex and that would just as soon urinate on them as rape their assholes. You know, just to get their reactions and for shits and giggles.
All those punk chicks have been listening to GG Allin and the Mentors for years, so they'd probably just yawn. Any time you are up this way...
You guys don't have Cointreau down that way? Is it just not popular?
You wanna drink something that will make you see some shit, make a shroom tea. It hits quicker and harder than just eating them, and doesn't last as long.
Been to The Oasis our loacal pizzeria/beer dive twice this week. Texas holdem tourney Tuesday night. I chatted up one of the players 21 year old wife. 5'9" and legs that went on forever. I was very flattered she talked with me so long and added me on fb today. Drank Coors while there. Last night went for the band , a blues rock/country ensemble, and drank Mich Ultra. Had to take a clonopin for sleep. Beer makes me jerk and jacks me up when I go to bed for some reason. Quite a few taken chicks there but not many singles. At least the scenery was good.
I've heard that too...on the rogan podcast I think?. Still, mallo has left the window open with his days gone by reference and the lack of refrigeration in that pic.
In related news to Gia's wormwood drop ergot poisoning may have been responsible for the Salem witch trials. Google away on that one..
Wormwood is a power house when it comes to killing yeast over growth (insert yeast infection joke here). Also the chemical artemisinin along with the aerial parts are used to make anti-malarial pharmaceuticals. Artemisinin can kill just about all malarial parasites.
It also has azeulenes, which is an anti-inflammatory. Sesquiterpene lactones acts as an anti-tumor. It also tends to retain a lot of moisture leaving a light powdery fungus on leaves. Which is easy to mistake for just a slightly dirty leaf that appears to be easy to just wipe off. Wish I could remember the name of the fungus.
I was so fascinated by this herb when studying in school. It does incredible things and happens to be so multi-purpose. It's very popular among Traditional Chinese Medicine as well.
If you're a lover of absinthe, I'd recommend investing the money on a absinthe that actually uses the herbs rather than artificial ingredients. You may as well enjoy the medicinal/therapeutic properties while you're at it. :-P
Yeah the one I took was double that. I've been drowsy all day. If I hadn't taken it I would have never gone to sleep. Took it with a requip as well. The last colonoscopy I had the doc said I had the dose of the day of the Michael Jackson drug cause they couldn't get my body to settle down. I have to be hammered to sleep after beer.
Last night was a couple of Sam Adams Summer Ales. kind of spicy, but was cut by a lemon flavor. Normally Sam Adams isn't "micro" enough for my snobbishness, but I got a special order for a pipe. I'm pretty sure I might hit some liquor tonight.
Last night was a few Gibsons for Gunker, followed by a couple of Gin and Tonics, then a series of Dark and Stormies (which always sneak up on me way too fast!). Stopped by the liquor store on my way home from work and picked up some New Amsterdam Gin and a bottle of Bulleit Rye, so tonight I'm aiming for a Martini or two and then some Manhattans, but we'll see how the night goes...
Why the fuck would I want to emulate homelessness?
From the one time I had to do community service, I'd say the best way to emulate the drinking style of a homeless person is to buy Monarch vodka in a plastic bottle and sleep on a bed made of dirty laundry.
From the one time I had to do community service, I'd say the best way to emulate the drinking style of a homeless person is to buy Monarch vodka in a plastic bottle and sleep on a bed made of dirty laundry.
Don't take our knowledge of homelessness for granted! You left out the part where you piss all over the bed of dirty laundry and yourself.
Just walked into the bar. My date has Black Sabbath on the juke and a Ketel on the rocks waiting for me. Yes, same guy from my last few posts here. Later, y'allz!
hey there's a water-bar in NYC serving filtered and flavored NYC tap water. I actually believe oxygen would help the day-champagne hangover. Check back in a few hours if you still feel alive.
a water bar? jesus christ nyc is getting more douchetastic by the day; thanks mayor guiliani startin' that off. i'll stick with my $1 water from the store.
those are stupid fucks from wiscopennsyltucky who all wanted to live in ny when they saw sex and the city
i used to come all the time since 92 and now shit's so expensive and now all my relatives from there are gone . anyway, i'm back late sept in case anyone wants more of my complaining or gypsy and her gf wanna do coffee.
A friend turned 50 tonight. Stopped by the bar for a handshake, a shot, and a beer. Cut out immediately after. Friday nights in any downtown are too much.
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
hey there's a water-bar in NYC serving filtered and flavored NYC tap water. I actually believe oxygen would help the day-champagne hangover. Check back in a few hours if you still feel alive.
hey i'm g's date. date of the last few dates shes mentioned. hi. we are having an absolutely wonderful time. quire an intense spectrum of topics have been covered tonight.
Last night was a couple of Sam Adams Summer Ales. kind of spicy, but was cut by a lemon flavor. Normally Sam Adams isn't "micro" enough for my snobbishness, but I got a special order for a pipe. I'm pretty sure I might hit some liquor tonight.
I got into a bunch of 16 ounce Sam summer drafts tonight before dinner. it's almost light beer but not quite. It was a nice change.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 07/21/1208:11 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
quire an intense spectrum of topics have been covered tonight.
Last night was a couple of Sam Adams Summer Ales. kind of spicy, but was cut by a lemon flavor. Normally Sam Adams isn't "micro" enough for my snobbishness, but I got a special order for a pipe. I'm pretty sure I might hit some liquor tonight.
I got into a bunch of 16 ounce Sam summer drafts tonight before dinner. it's almost light beer but not quite. It was a nice change.
I had something called Zon. Boulevard Brewing Co., Kansas City, Mo. I couldn't put my finger on the taste until you mentioned light beer. It had a complicated flavour, but was muted...like a light beer. The bottle was stubby, so I think it'll make a good tobacco waterpipe and waste of bandwidth.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 07/22/1208:35 AM
The "Who's Drinking This Morning" award goes to...
now drinking mcallan 30 somewhere. hiding out from the sun.
I was looking a clip of you the other day. You're a real dirty anal whore. You were telling the guy to lick and sniff your ass and all sorts of nasty shit. You're hardcore awesome.
Remember oxygen bars? When my dad went on oxygen therapy I'd take some hits off his machine. It was a weird head rush that at the same time would clear your mind.
Question for you eclectic type drinkers. Does gin seem to have a different effect on you than other types of alcohol ? Seems to be calming and sedating to me which is a relief from the effects of beer on my sleep. I made a blackberry cooler with 7up , gin and blackberry wine the other night and felt like I smoked a j.
That's an interesting observation, BDM. I'm not too knowledgeable about gin, other than I've recently learned that all gins aren't "British style" juniper bombs, like Tanq & Seagrams, but rather can be any kind of proprietary mix of herbs and whatnot.
I know Hendricks gin is all the rage now, and it's Scottish, of all things. It's delicious and doesn't have much juniper, if any.
Perhaps its just the tradition of gin being a gentleman's drink that infuses it with the calming 'tude?
Only difference I've seen between Gin and Beer is that Gin seems to age an alkie much quicker than Beer does. I have never partaken in Gin for this reason.
I've seen heavy gin drinkers totally destroyed by late 40s early 50s. Chef who lived down the street from my grandmother's house was a heavy gin-drinking alchy. Guy looked like he was 65. Died at an early age too.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 07/29/1208:43 AM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Only difference I've seen between Gin and Beer is that Gin seems to age an alkie much quicker than Beer does. I have never partaken in Gin for this reason.
I despise Gin. I was also carded on my 40th birthday. Do the math.
30s Somebody actually told me when I had my beard out I should enter a Hemingway lookalike contest. I'm rocking the billy goatee now. No mustache ! Baaaaaaa
Had some tequila with mt. dew. Mountain Margarita ? Not bad but I prefer the gin.
Somebody mixed up a real oddball concoction last weekend while we were fishing: Guava juice drink, Vodka & Coors Light. I didn't try the stuff because of all the sugar in it, but the drink was nicknamed The Pink Panty Dropper because girls apparently love it.
This drink order is going straight to the Things To Not To-Do List: Double Bookers bourbon on the rocks. It turns out that shit is like 130 proof. Luckily it was the last drink of the night because it caused a total blackout 10 minutes after I finished it. I woke up to find the usual trail of clothing & belongings that lead from my front door to the couch where I finished disrobing and passed out.
I'd like to take the night off tonight, but one of my friends just texted to say he's going barhopping to shoot promo videos with the Budweiser girls for the upcoming NFL season.
8-9 beers, change of bars then another 3. Birfday shot fo ma nigga too.
About 20 of us met up at the bar for a buddy's birthday. I avoided the shots until some liquored up broad bought a round for the bar and I figured drinking one would be my only contribution to female regret tomorrow morning.
I need a binge weekend w/ cabs and a hotel. Maintaining responsible levels doesn't lead to recharged batteries.
Me. I've been working my outside to do list since this is the first day in weeks the high hasn't reached 100. I have some Anchor Porter bottles on ice and a date with lakeside campfire without the fire (burn ban).
Last night's tally: 3 glasses of Veuve at dinner then my bf suggested we get Absinthe at the bar with his friends. I'm still recovering. We went hiking at 8 am today. Then at 10 am when we finished, I realized I felt sick. I still feel sick.
I drank nothing for my birthday... but I'll be making up for it I'm sure September 3 - 10th when I go to Mexico with my sister. Double birthday celebration. I sense some sort of beer like Dos Equis during the day and perhaps tequila and vodka in the evening. Wine with dinner. I handle mixing my alcohols no problem but my little sis is a dare devil and I'm bound for trouble.
Gen was the one who sensed evil clouds over Manwin after Riley Steele made a joke about retiring on video for the intertron to comment on. At least I think so. What about that?
I sensed evil clouds over Digital Playground years before Manwin ever took over. It has nothing to do with Riley making a joke about retiring. DP tends to have more issues with the contract girls and former girls shortly after leaving than any other company. This is obvious stuff and it's nothing new so it really doesn't matter what I say when it comes to pointing out the obvious.
I see. Digital Playground had several contracted stars to be jumping off pretty quickly after they joined the show. I still wonder what the actual issues were.
She does the video lolita pleasure doll whore thing all right.
Meanwhile at Manwin they are being blackmailed by Visa, as, allegedly, Pornstars Punishment is considered obscene, offensive, whatever. Fanlons paying for their porn are in uproar. They could have easily saved downloads though, were too lazy or forgot. Cut off from their stuff, shit looks bleak for the vicarious whore degradation fetishist:
Hair's nothing but protein, plus it tastes better raw.
I think only the European absinthe is "real". I understand that the domestic stuff is pretty potent abv- wise. Outrageously spendy tho.
Sort of on topic. Got an email from a guy who wanted me to make him a tomato waterpipe from a Maker's Mark Costco sized bottle with me supplying the bottle. Quoted him $90. Haven't heard from him since. Go capitalism!
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It cannot match the sadness I felt when BangBros got rid of the original Backroomfacials.
"07-20-2012 04:38 #4 Blizzard1986 Amateur Brazzer Member Join Date Jul 2012 Posts 16
Ok let me rephrase what I have been saying I am not so much as mad at brazzers as I am disapointed. From a website like brazzers that has had excellent customer service and acknowledgement to its customer base as it has had in the past. Simply there is no excuse for the complete lack there of now. I hope you guys get that problem fixed soon. Because great customer service is just as important as the product you serve in the first place.
As far as deaths question I dont think its a question of if we are going to get another site to replace PSP and the huge amount of scenes we lost the question more is When? And what do we get in the meantime to satisfy us until we actually start to see results from that?"
"07-20-2012 05:01 #5 smokinaswespk420 Amateur Brazzer Member Join Date Jul 2012 Posts 4
i have been a member of brazzers for a long time. and this is why i always download and save all of my favorite scenes as soon as i can. cuz you never know when brazzers may decide to delete them. they've always just gotten rid of scenes whenever they felt it was necessary. but i have to say that with the recent decision to not only reject the making of anymore PSP scenes but to also delete all of the existing ones, i think brazzers has finally gone to far with this one. i think i'm finally gonna break down and try a different site. sorry brazzers... call me when you bring back nikki benz or lichelle marie."
"07-20-2012 05:14 #6 fireknight Addicted Brazzer Member Join Date Dec 2007 Posts 1,399
Khrispy,
I'm just going to go ahead and assume that it was not your decision to close down PSP, but of someone over top of you at Manwin. I figure you are just the guy who has the undesirable duty of having to come here and face the members by releasing a statement that you know is complete bullshit, and that you know that we also know is complete bullshit.
It's like the politician who passes an unpopular law or tax and ends up pissing off his constituents. So he sends out the lowly spokesperson to face the angry mob in an effort to appease them by feeding them some cockamamie story about how their representative is really on the side of the people, when everyone knows that's really just a load of hogwash. We know you're trying to make Brazzers look good and calm everyone's disappointment. But you must certainly realize that it is a futile effort at this point. Manwin has gone too far this time. I doubt that there's any statement you people can release now that will make these actions at all excusable.
When you say that Manwin appreciates our feedback and that you 'always keep it in mind when determining the fate of sites and products,' that makes me think that you guys at Manwin should go into the comedy business. Were you able to keep a straight face while writing this? If Manwin really appreciated our feedback, then PSP would still be updating, and we wouldn't be seeing articles popping up that talk about how Manwin now seeks to focus on high-end 'glamour' porn. That is tantamount to saying that you are also seeking to lose a large segment of your fan base, which I don't doubt may already be happening.
I know it was your job to post this thread. But please don't think for a moment that any intelligent person actually buys anything you wrote in it. Action speaks louder than words. And the actions of Manwin completely contradict everything you have written in that statement. Words and promises mean nothing when actions prove otherwise."
Japanese Soju... can't pronounce it because it's um... in Japanese. Haven't had any alcohol in about a month and a half. I'm having hot flashes after about a 1/2oz worth. Heh.
Red wine gives me the male equivalent of a hot flash. My ears turn beet red as does my neck. I don't know if I'm allergic to sulfites or not but I have no other known allergies.
I drank a little Apple Pie 'shine tonight at the supper club along with my grilled duck and more than a little beer. So yeah...drinking tonight.
Red wine gives me the male equivalent of a hot flash. My ears turn beet red as does my neck. I don't know if I'm allergic to sulfites or not but I have no other known allergies.
It's a common reaction to sulfites indeed. Sulfites mixed with the alcohol amplifies it.
I think only the European absinthe is "real". I understand that the domestic stuff is pretty potent abv- wise. Outrageously spendy tho.
This is Gia's bf. i have temporarily hijacked her account. The absinthe in the U.S. is the same absinthe that is in Europe. It was banned in 1914 because of the belief that there were psychotropic effects of the wormwood. There were other spirits made during that time that touted themselves as an absinthe without the wormwood. However with the advent of the E.U. there was issue with absinthe where it was legal in some countries and banned in others. The original recipes were re-evaluated with a more modern understanding and the wormwood was found to be safe and thus absinthe was made legal again. The U.S. followed suit and the 'real absinthe' is legal and readily available in the U.S. since 2007.
I think only the European absinthe is "real". I understand that the domestic stuff is pretty potent abv- wise. Outrageously spendy tho.
This is Gia's bf. i have temporarily hijacked her account. The absinthe in the U.S. is the same absinthe that is in Europe. It was banned in 1914 because of the belief that there were psychotropic effects of the wormwood. There were other spirits made during that time that touted themselves as an absinthe without the wormwood. However with the advent of the E.U. there was issue with absinthe where it was legal in some countries and banned in others. The original recipes were re-evaluated with a more modern understanding and the wormwood was found to be safe and thus absinthe was made legal again. The U.S. followed suit and the 'real absinthe' is legal and readily available in the U.S. since 2007.
We need to add the proper amount of LSD to that shit. Fuck yeh!
I think only the European absinthe is "real". I understand that the domestic stuff is pretty potent abv- wise. Outrageously spendy tho.
This is Gia's bf. i have temporarily hijacked her account. The absinthe in the U.S. is the same absinthe that is in Europe. It was banned in 1914 because of the belief that there were psychotropic effects of the wormwood. There were other spirits made during that time that touted themselves as an absinthe without the wormwood. However with the advent of the E.U. there was issue with absinthe where it was legal in some countries and banned in others. The original recipes were re-evaluated with a more modern understanding and the wormwood was found to be safe and thus absinthe was made legal again. The U.S. followed suit and the 'real absinthe' is legal and readily available in the U.S. since 2007.
But hasn't it been established that absinthe had psychotropic effects? Or was that the result of mistakes or impurities at a given point in the process? Or is the psychotropic thing just so much hooey?
When you gets to the bottom of a box of wine and tilt it back to let some air in so that you can pour out more wine, it lets out a satisfying wheezy sound.
Also, the psychowhateverthefuck effect you get from absinthe supposedly comes from a substance called thujone. It's allowable in the 'real absinthe' that they now let you import into the U.S., but the quantity of thujone limited to a very small amount. So we don't actually have 'real absinthe' here. Sorry, Gia's unnamed boyfriend.
I'm drinking Macallan 30 and he's drinking Jameson. Both on the rocks. 4:30 am. Las Vegas. Escaping reality. Good morning!
And can I tell you how surreal it is being in Vegas and NOT shooting a porn convention??? so, we were driving down the street last week and he turns to me and says, "do you want to go to vegas right now?" I wanted to say yes. I've never been asked that before and he's the perfect person to ask me. "I'd love to, but I have shoots the next 3 days." our days off rarely coincide. he goes, "ok, then how about next wednesday? it's still considered spontaneous because i'm asking you right now this second." wednesday? ok, what time? it's a deal. i'm in. and fuck yeah i'm drinking to the whole idea of this and here we are.
He's in the bath tub drinking a Stella. I'm sitting on the vanity across from him. We're talking and passing the bottle back and forth. We're leaving our hotel this morning. Vegas was great. This is one of the best vacations I've ever had.
I woke myself up this morning because of explosive acid reflux. I was slumbering away and then I felt acid hit the roof of my mouth. I popped two antacids and propped myself up at an angle on several pillows and went back to sleep, but I guess my head was hanging off the back of the pillows because now all my neck muscles are sore. I had Black Box Cabernet with pizza for dinner and then switched over to Bacardi & Diet Coke.
Jose Cuervo Especial Gold 1.75L (yeah I know it's cheap shit), 3 halfed then sliced limes, and an ice cold 12 pack of Lone Stars. We're talking tall boys.
i like that ad... saw it this weekend during the bristol race and thought it was great.
Originally Posted By: have2cit
Jose Cuervo Especial Gold 1.75L (yeah I know it's cheap shit)
it is cheap shit but for the money i think it's the tits. i can drink cuervo straight from the bottle no problem at all. actually it is a problem but you know what i mean.
Indeed it does. I wonder what the producer/casting agent told the agency when they went looking to cast that ad? It had to have been funny.
That motherfucker is confident, if not delusional. I was hoping one of the hot girls would leave her group and join him but I guess Dos Equis has that jondra sewed up.
I haven't drank Southern Comfort since high school, when me and a buddy would go to the Char Pal Lounge and Liquor Store in Tampa (Featured in "Goodfellas") and buy a pint then go to the Burger King and buy a Pepsi and pour out enough to each fit half the bottle in it.
Love the Southern Comfort ad. Too much tan, outdated eyewear, fabulous belly. He da man.
I gave up on Southern Comfort in high school. Same story as above, only a half gallon and very little Pepsi. Was fine the nite of, but we stashed it on the roof of the men's room at a park. It was deliciously cold the next morning and went down nicely. Coming back up, not as much.
Picked up some bottled stuff from a little brewery in Waitsburg WA on the way home from picking up the Boy at his memaw's. I think I'll be sampling one tonite.
Not to call you out, GJ, but in the grand scheme most alcohol is sugar garbage, too. Just sayin.
Everyone always says that about alcohol. As a type 1 diabetic, I can tell you that unflavored hard alcohol has no real effect on raising blood sugar. In fact, Bacardi used to advertise Bacardi/Diet Coke as being a zero carb drink. Most red/white wine also has a negligible effect. Beer, on the other hand, is basically liquid bread. I rarely get drunk on beer because of the amount of insulin required to cover all of the carbs.
I don't hate wine. I just find it last next to beer on my list. And I enjoy knowing nothing about wine. That always throws people off.
Drinking Ketel1 on the rocks and laying in my blankies, editing porn photos while texting back and forth with my bf who's having a Jameson on the rocks three miles away.
Beer, on the other hand, is basically liquid bread. I rarely get drunk on beer because of the amount of insulin required to cover all of the carbs.
I've always felt sick, fat, and bloated on beer. Then later I learned the gluten was responsible for that. I wouldn't say I'm gluten-free, but cutting it down dramatically has increased my energy, metabolism, and made my skin nicer.
I'm about to have a Ketel One as well, on the rocks with some diet 7UP. I need a fucking drink.
I went out of town fishing for a couple of days, didn't catch anything worth keeping and drove back late tonight. It's a 2.5 hour drive back to Anchorage and 15 minutes into the drive, my cat shit inside her cat carrier. It only smelled for a few minutes and then went away, so I thought maybe she had just farted. She's never farted before, but I was engaged in wishful thinking. No. Now she's reaching her front legs out thru the bars of the cat carrier and freaking out and crying like crazy.
I can't really let her out because she can't handle being in a car. I've only let her out of her carrier twice before. The first time, she dove down by my feet and got underneath the brake pedal and almost killed us both. The second time, she leaped onto the back of my shoulders and just dug her claws into me. And I didn't want to pull over to clean out her cat carrier because I was worried she'd dart into the woods or something, so I left her in there. And she cried for the next 2 hours straight. And, of course there were 2 long stops for road construction on the way back to town. The only good thing that happened along the way was that I briefly got to talk to a really cute, friendly girl for about 15 seconds when she came over to tell me she'd be driving the pilot truck ahead of me through the construction site and told me to follow her.
So I get back to town after midnight, start bringing things into my house thru the back door and.... DING DONG! There's a fucking lunatic ringing my front doorbell. I answer the door and this guy recoils back comically, kind of like Dracula when someone pulls a crucifix out. I said hello and asked what he wanted, and he recoiled again, like he thought I was going to hit him. Then I take a look at him. He's a Native kid, with straight black hair, a gray mock turtleneck and black pants and boots. Basically, I have a teenage Native Alaskan version of Spock at my front door. Only he has glazed over eyeballs and two black eyes.
He said he's been out carhopping and carhopped my car a while back. I have no idea what the fuck this means and thought he had jumped off a car and injured himself and that's why his eyes are all fucked up. But he keeps talking about how he carhopped my car, but that he did it a few years back and wanted to know if I would accept his apology. I figured out he meant breaking into cars, even though the only definition I know of a carhop is one of those girls in miniskirts and rollerskates who brings out hamburgers to cars in movies from the 1960's. Anyway, I told him no one ever broke into any of my cars and that he should leave, which he did.
I still had stuff in my Jeep around the back of my house, so I grabbed a weapon and ran back there and decided I'd drive around for 10 minutes to see what happens. Sure enough, Spock circles around and comes back, so I pull over down the street and wait. He comes over to my Jeep and has no idea who I am. He asks if I live in my neighbor's house and claims he broke into it a few years back. I told him he needs to leave otherwise I'm calling the police. He starts yelling at me, "Sir! Call 911! CALL 911!!" I ran into my house and called the police and he, of course, comes to my locked front door and tries to let himself inside. Then he sits down indian-style on my front porch and just stares downward. Anyways, the cops came and hauled him away and now I can't fucking sleep.
A gluten free beer. I tried it about a year ago, it wasn't bad. Be careful of the age though. It has a light brown glass bottle so if it's too old it can get a little skunky.
I'm about to have a Ketel One as well, on the rocks with some diet 7UP. I need a fucking drink.
I went out of town fishing for a couple of days, didn't catch anything worth keeping and drove back late tonight. It's a 2.5 hour drive back to Anchorage and 15 minutes into the drive, my cat shit inside her cat carrier. It only smelled for a few minutes and then went away, so I thought maybe she had just farted. She's never farted before, but I was engaged in wishful thinking. No. Now she's reaching her front legs out thru the bars of the cat carrier and freaking out and crying like crazy.
I can't really let her out because she can't handle being in a car. I've only let her out of her carrier twice before. The first time, she dove down by my feet and got underneath the brake pedal and almost killed us both. The second time, she leaped onto the back of my shoulders and just dug her claws into me. And I didn't want to pull over to clean out her cat carrier because I was worried she'd dart into the woods or something, so I left her in there. And she cried for the next 2 hours straight. And, of course there were 2 long stops for road construction on the way back to town. The only good thing that happened along the way was that I briefly got to talk to a really cute, friendly girl for about 15 seconds when she came over to tell me she'd be driving the pilot truck ahead of me through the construction site and told me to follow her.
So I get back to town after midnight, start bringing things into my house thru the back door and.... DING DONG! There's a fucking lunatic ringing my front doorbell. I answer the door and this guy recoils back comically, kind of like Dracula when someone pulls a crucifix out. I said hello and asked what he wanted, and he recoiled again, like he thought I was going to hit him. Then I take a look at him. He's a Native kid, with straight black hair, a gray mock turtleneck and black pants and boots. Basically, I have a teenage Native Alaskan version of Spock at my front door. Only he has glazed over eyeballs and two black eyes.
He said he's been out carhopping and carhopped my car a while back. I have no idea what the fuck this means and thought he had jumped off a car and injured himself and that's why his eyes are all fucked up. But he keeps talking about how he carhopped my car, but that he did it a few years back and wanted to know if I would accept his apology. I figured out he meant breaking into cars, even though the only definition I know of a carhop is one of those girls in miniskirts and rollerskates who brings out hamburgers to cars in movies from the 1960's. Anyway, I told him no one ever broke into any of my cars and that he should leave, which he did.
I still had stuff in my Jeep around the back of my house, so I grabbed a weapon and ran back there and decided I'd drive around for 10 minutes to see what happens. Sure enough, Spock circles around and comes back, so I pull over down the street and wait. He comes over to my Jeep and has no idea who I am. He asks if I live in my neighbor's house and claims he broke into it a few years back. I told him he needs to leave otherwise I'm calling the police. He starts yelling at me, "Sir! Call 911! CALL 911!!" I ran into my house and called the police and he, of course, comes to my locked front door and tries to let himself inside. Then he sits down indian-style on my front porch and just stares downward. Anyways, the cops came and hauled him away and now I can't fucking sleep.
good story.but you should try tea its pretty relaxing and might help you get to bed next time you got a late night visitor.from the description it reminds me of my cousins' cousin who i call johnny samoa behind his back.this kids a real prick and so is his dad cleveland red.i understand why my uncle hates his inlaws.some of the aunts are hot though with some tits.
I think I'm going to enjoy Alcoholic Gia. It's a gradual slide, so it takes a long time and the fuck-ups are progressive- and progressively worse. Plus a person like Gia is driven and will likely be high-functioning for a long time.
After I described my crazy visitor from last night to a former-criminal friend of mine, he made a pretty good point. Every fall up here, when the weather starts to get cold, Natives will intentionally do something slightly crazy to get arrested and sent away to a halfway house for the winter so they can have a nice place to stay for free when it's cold outside. This makes sense, considering the guy was fairly well dressed and had a backpack on. He must have packed up a few things, dropped some acid and set out to get arrested.
I'm with ya, sister. If I even have a cocktail, I'm locked in the house or taking a cab. Altho last week I had a real craving for almond chicken. The only place that delivers is terrible. I'd smoked a bowl an hour so before, but still headed out on my quest. I was about halfway there when I realized I was enjoying the drive just a little too much. Absolutely idiotic on my part.
I'm with ya, sister. If I even have a cocktail, I'm locked in the house or taking a cab. Altho last week I had a real craving for almond chicken. The only place that delivers is terrible. I'd smoked a bowl an hour so before, but still headed out on my quest. I was about halfway there when I realized I was enjoying the drive just a little too much. Absolutely idiotic on my part.
Shit Barry, the way you talk, I'd figure you would have some kind of tolerance going by now. The last few years of my weed smoking days, I could drive, work, talk to a cop, you name it, I could do it high flawlessly. The problem was, I wasn't getting that high anymore, regardless of quality. I smoked so much and so often, people would only notice something was off if I'd hadn't smoked in five to eight hours and was "sober".
^^I was thnking about it last night. Since I go to work in the afternoon, I don't smoke at all on weekday days. When I come home I smoke about half a bowl in my new little glass piece. From the "upstairs" bag. It's the leftovers from the "downstairs" bag when she gets a new oz. Weekends are a different story. Altho it's 3:15p on Saturday and I'm drug free. I suppose it's time to fix that. Go Capitalism!
That's actually very cool. It's not the hardcore grind your own grains formula and not the dump a can of premixed everything kit into a bucket with a vapor lock. It's more of a halfway thing between the two...sort of what I do. I think when the weather starts getting chilly I'm going to give the Honey Porter a shot.
I have two root beer kits. I'm wanting to make a normal one for the Boy and one that's a bit more adult. I think I'll do the adult one without carbonation, more of a wine...sort of..almost.
Peach Hefeweizen from Laht Neppur Brewery in Dayton, WA.
It's light for a Hefeweizen. Not any peach taste at all. But a very nice drink.
You know, it might be the love. People get comfy, they start to put on the pounds. I think before you blame the hootch, you might look for other culprits.
lol fucking floofin,do you keep adding stuff to that gif?i swear i just noticed a pussy with something growing on it,the brazillian reverse trannie,and smiling arab.
Damn right it is, you've got good taste is Scotch.
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
lol fucking floofin,do you keep adding stuff to that gif?i swear i just noticed a pussy with something growing on it,the brazillian reverse trannie,and smiling arab.
Good eye, Frankie, its a trip down XPT memory lane.
You do realize that basically every single person here thinks you're a fucking gibberish-spewing dipshit, right? And my post was actually a compliment. Moron.
You do realize that basically every single person here thinks you're a fucking gibberish-spewing dipshit, right? And my post was actually a compliment. Moron.
It's alright Steez, Scotch makes me angry sometimes too.
so your picking up on the fact that he's constantly trying to suppress the masculinity around here as of late?. I'm not suggesting he's a blatant feminist... I'm just asking a question.
lets treat this like its prison.we have needs and theres not a bunch of women around.so lets make him a prag and whore him out so we can have more money for our commissary.
but yeah,pipe d has been a lil tit nugget as of late.
I absolutely refuse to believe in a prison situation that my "needs" would culminate in sex with a man. Maybe I'm comfy enough with my self polluting to know that no dudes hairy ass will pleasure more than my hand and my overly fertile imagination.
I absolutely refuse to believe in a prison situation that my "needs" would culminate in sex with a man. Maybe I'm comfy enough with my self polluting to know that no dudes hairy ass will pleasure more than my hand and my overly fertile imagination.
theres always jerking off in your cell or in the shower infront of female deputies.this one time i was pounding away and one of them was walking by.she walks by does a double take(I was naked and standing up),and comes back,watches me finish,smiles and says put that thing away.
gia just tweeted hey someone in the area bring us some mint. fanbois came to her aid. fuck it, i'm gonna be cordial and invite one in for a drink. it's only proper.
Gias said he's an MD, or at least headed that way I forget exactly how she worded it.
If he's a Med Student let's not ruin this for her- he's the perfect catch. Play nice fellas!
This is the motherfucking cage.....
Along those lines... If he is a med student either he got a late start in matriculating or this guy is 13-16 years younger than Gia. I say this because he is talking about gross anatomy which is first year med school shit.
I call bullshit on so many levels... then again You are aware of this...
moving on....
According the the psychoanalysis view of things Gia's Mope has some pretty deep-seated mommy issues if he is seeking a relationship with a woman who could possibly be his mother...
conversely...as we all know or have come to the conclusion... Gia has some daddy issues
I see this going the rout of the relationship portrayed in the Movie Barfly between Charles Bukowski and his bitch... (great performance by Rourke)
that dude never showed up. gia got a private # on her caller id and he hung up. whhatever. i woud've truly invited him in for a drink. screw him. other minions need apply,
and gia doesnt have daddy issues. they get along great. she has mom issues. like girvert aka ashley blue her good friend- only because gia misses her dear departed mom.
and btw, my friend, I don't take Gross Anatomy. I teach it. As well as Neuroanatomy. I have a brain fetish.
My colleague actually discovered the effect of nitric oxide on vascuar tissue which ultimately led to the invention of viagra. our original intention was to help decrease the risk of congestive heart failure but like beta max learned, people only care about sex. i appreciate your quest for truth in calling people out on their bull shit. Im the same way. However to perfect the art one must put their own own shortcomings out there as wel or they will not be taken seriously by anyone. Nate you seem to be an astute individual who demands truth and i respect that.
So, an alcoholic doctor who likes whores. Nothing to see here.
Steezo, my own mother does not know me as well.
I went to the ER a few years back after a brawl outside a strip club (because I'm classy). One of the doctors who overheard the story came over to me after everyone else left the room. He was a big guy with an eastern European accent: "Why you don't have girls just come to you? Is much better." He tried giving me a business card, which I probably should have taken.
The when two discs ruptured in my neck a few years back, I went to see an esteemed neurosurgeon. He gave me a script for some pure hydrocone, so I no longer had to drape my left arm over my head to relieve the pressure from the discs on the nerve. Feeling better that night, I got drunk and went to the Alaskan Bush Co. and there was my doc with glasses on and a ballcap pulled way down. All he said was, "It's good, isn't it?" He cut my throat open and operated on my spine a few weeks later.
As for Viagra, my endocrinologist kept one of her long-term diabetes patients alive for 5 years with the stuff.
Do you hunt? Most of the world record stuffed Alaskan bears that I've seen on display were taken by doctors. And in the recovery room after knee surgery, my doctor informed me that he was getting ready to go bow-hunting for a lion soon. God complex.
steezo. what you describe with the hand over head sounds ike Bakody's sign. thats indicitive of thoracic outet syndrome and a chiropractor is probably best equiped to fix that particular ailment.
steezo. what you describe with the hand over head sounds ike Bakody's sign. thats indicitive of thoracic outet syndrome and a chiropractor is probably best equiped to fix that particular ailment.
I went to the ER a few years back after a brawl outside a strip club (because I'm classy). One of the doctors who overheard the story came over to me after everyone else left the room. He was a big guy with an eastern European accent: "Why you don't have girls just come to you? Is much better." He tried giving me a business card, which I probably should have taken.
This was two fully ruptured discs and required cervical neck fusion surgery. There was no pain in my neck either, it was all in my arm. I woke up in the middle of the night feeling horrible pain in my left arm. Being an overweight diabetic who drinks like a fish, I just assumed it was my heart getting ready to explode.
The strange part was that holding my left arm over my head made the pain go away. When I'd put my arm down, I'd feel a horrible pain building in the arm like it was going to burst. I went around looking like a lunatic with my arm draped over my head until I finally found someone to give me an MRI and diagnose the problem. Even after neck surgery, I still have slight numbness in my left hand from nerve damage.
Anyone care to bring us some mint sprigs? Gia and I are making some drinks. LA area please. We don't have a lot of patience.
No, But I can strap you down and take a shit on your face.
Fucking Med students. I had plenty of fun torturing you motherfuckers.
Not a Med student He is sextenarian Alcoholic Med School Professor... as they say those who can DO those who can't TEACH
Originally Posted By: Gia's Mope
that dude never showed up. gia got a private # on her caller id and he hung up. whhatever. i woud've truly invited him in for a drink. screw him. other minions need apply,
and gia doesnt have daddy issues. they get along great. she has mom issues. like girvert aka ashley blue her good friend- only because gia misses her dear departed mom.
and btw, my friend, I don't take Gross Anatomy. I teach it. As well as Neuroanatomy. I have a brain fetish.
My guess Gia is sponging off this old dude for new tits and other shit.
Frankie, the twitter thing is an inside joke with one of my followers regarding a porn girl and her suitcase pimp. No, I'm not id-ing them. Nate, I paid for my tits before I met mt bf and btw he's a few months younger than me.
Frankie, the twitter thing is an inside joke with one of my followers regarding a porn girl and her suitcase pimp. No, I'm not id-ing them. Nate, I paid for my tits before I met mt bf and btw he's a few months younger than me.
I call bullshit on that whore gia. He said himself that he was part of bringing Viagra to market and strongly implied that he was there at its inception. Since Viagra was approved in 1998 for use in erectile dysfunction and it takes 12 years on average for FDA approval that means he was doing research in the late 80's making him a teen at the time of his alleged collaboration with a colleague.
His friend brought viagra to the market. My bf did not. Kinda hard to when you're going to your junior prom. the word 'our' in his post was meant to be 'the.' pretty interesting that you have such major wood for my dude. sorry, but his sexuality's not very advanced.
My colleague actually discovered the effect of nitric oxide on vascuar tissue which ultimately led to the invention of viagra. our original intention was to help decrease the risk of congestive heart failure but like beta max learned, people only care about sex. i appreciate your quest for truth in calling people out on their bull shit. Im the same way. However to perfect the art one must put their own own shortcomings out there as wel or they will not be taken seriously by anyone. Nate you seem to be an astute individual who demands truth and i respect that.
So Bullshit on the story...
and Bullshit is lying...
we've now established he is a fibber...
so he is fibbing about not liking porn... and god knows what else...
Frankie, the twitter thing is an inside joke with one of my followers regarding a porn girl and her suitcase pimp. No, I'm not id-ing them. Nate, I paid for my tits before I met mt bf and btw he's a few months younger than me.
a revelation has been revealed.how come you didnt let us know?obviously a topless pic is out of the question due to bf situation but a nice top would be good.
Not a Med student He is sextenarian Alcoholic Med School Professor... as they say those who can DO those who can't TEACH
My graduate prof did special ops in 'Nam blowing shit up like bridges and dams.
When the levees failed in New Orleans during Katrina he was the man who was sent to investigate why they failed. He went to The Hill and gave his testimony to a Senate subcommittee. Total arrogant motherfucker too. No bullshit.
If Gia's BF could actually coil a brain aneurysm using angioplasty then I'd respect him. Other than that, I'm just not that impressed with the medical shibboleth.
Frankie, the twitter thing is an inside joke with one of my followers regarding a porn girl and her suitcase pimp. No, I'm not id-ing them. Nate, I paid for my tits before I met mt bf and btw he's a few months younger than me.
a revelation has been revealed.how come you didnt let us know?obviously a topless pic is out of the question due to bf situation but a nice top would be good.
why would I have a probem with her posting naked pics on here? im sure you have all seen what she looks like naked. also I am not a med student, I never said I was. Im not wealthy, old, or responsible for Viagra. I'm just a guy and I have a job and go to school. Nothing to see here. I promise everyone on this board wil get to see the new boobies. It woud be criminal to hide them from the world.
Back to drinking...I'm on 3 glasses of Duvel; 2 glasses of wine. G's on wine glass #2. She said we'd stop at 1. Who are we kidding.
shes got good muscle tone. she's thin and muscular. as for augmentation, gia has done a lot of research and expects nothing but the best and has decided that way before I met her.
Tits, shmits. Could you beat her until she posts said ass pics? Next day, just blame it on the alcohol. The relationship is fresh, you can get away with that a couple times.
Wait. Wasn't this thread abt fucking drinking? I just drank gasoline and swallowed a pound of elemental sodium.
That's my Daffy Duck routine.
that's called Friday thru Sunday around here. Thusly, Monday thru Wednesday is whine, regret, and denial and thirsty Thursday is pretty much self explanatory.
I have a friend who's worked for them for forever who can probably tell me what this stuff actually is. Their vodka used to be Grey Goose, but they recently switched to a domestic brand.
We just passed a law that lets liquor be sold in groceries or convenience stores instead of state liquor shops. Costco was the big money behind the initiative. Fantastic! Huge ass bottles that would make great tomato waterpipes. Only problem is the new taxes that go with every bottle that basically doubles the price. Sales here on the border with Idaho just plummeted. Costco, a good Blue company, is the big money behind getting the taxes (there are 3 or 4 different taxes on every bottle) repealed.
Abyss absinthe and microwave popcorn is what is happening here. And Costco beer. That's how we roll.
Sort of an Old Europe mixed with the height of popcorn engineering. Does Costco have their own brand of beer?
Evidently. I'm at his place now and there's a big box that says Kirkland Handcrafted Ales and Lagers. It's his backup beer. Goddamn some Kombucha tea mixed with Ketel1right now sounds good. That's my Summer concoction.
I've had this craving for coffee for a while now. And I refuse to go to the store to buy decaf coffee. Although there's this strong euro stuff clearly not decaf. (I keep it for coffee loving guests)
Well, I made an iced coffee with it, as diluted as possible to still hit the flavor craving. Well it worked. But caffeine is not my friend. Every time I do this to myself I wonder why, Why, WHY!!! I hardly had about 4oz and I'm about two minutes away from scratching the crawling spiders out from under my skin.
The good news is this is not the worst case scenario. Pathetic. I would never make a good crack whore.
Went to the opening of my friend's bar. Very impressed but I'd rather escape the Hollywood crowd and just do weekdays. My bf and his best friend needed to blow off steam, so he picked me up and there we all were. Destined at his regular haunt. Two absinthe/Jamesons for me. Now we're back at chez bf. his friend bewildered by our drinking proweress gave up. He's done. I'm on absinthe/jameson 3 (and 1meal all day dont tell him he hates when i dont indulge in food) with my man whom I lost track how many plus beer in between. We got Laibach playing and drinking is still going. No one has hit to do tmrw so kiss my ass if you think we're irresponsilr degenerates.
Went to the opening of my friend's bar. Very impressed but I'd rather escape the Hollywood crowd and just do weekdays. My bf and his best friend needed to blow off steam, so he picked me up and there we all were. Destined at his regular haunt. Two absinthe/Jamesons for me. Now we're back at chez bf. his friend bewildered by our drinking proweress gave up. He's done. I'm on absinthe/jameson 3 (and 1meal all day dont tell him he hates when i dont indulge in food) with my man whom I lost track how many plus beer in between. We got Laibach playing and drinking is still going. No one has hit to do tmrw so kiss my ass if you think we're irresponsilr degenerates.
Classic french cuisine. You can find references to it in Patricia Highsmith novels from the sixties, so it has been on American menus for at least 50 years. Lettuce, tuna, eggs, bacon, and dressing.
On an empty stomach first thing in the morning I've had a warm fuzzy buzz from kombucha that lasts about 15 minutes. I've made it home-made a few times and well... yeah, heh heh good stuff.
Been drinking nothing but water & water with lemon since my return from Cabo. Except for the 4oz of coffee yesterday.
I've homebrewed before. Hardest part is washing and sterilizing all the bottles. I didn't get too fancy with it, just used the 5 or 6 gallon buckets and a manual bottle capping gizmo. I made some damned fine beer though. Buy Papazian's Book or don't even bother with it.
I've homebrewed before. Hardest part is washing and sterilizing all the bottles. I didn't get too fancy with it, just used the 5 or 6 gallon buckets and a manual bottle capping gizmo. I made some damned fine beer though. Buy Papazian's Book or don't even bother with it.
I found much easier to sterilize with success using very large stainless steel pots that you can get from a restaurant supply store or order stainless steel barrels. Which is even better.
The Papazian Book is a necessity, Floof. Do not bother without. I think it's called "The Homebrewer's Bible" or "The Joy of Homebrew".
Anyway, he lists a lot of obscure commercial beers, and what you can to do replicate them. I think you'll have to start with the extracts or you'll get discouraged, but you'll soon be mixing your own malts and hops and whatever else you do beyond Papazian, avoid adding sugars if at all possible. Get them all from your ingredients.
Edit: and beyond the first time, when you wash out bottles you were given or bought from the local beer distributor, cleaning the bottles is not that bad. You can only use genuine longnecks or bottles made for the purpose. It's the first time when you don't know what bar they came back from or if they had cigs dropped in them that it's critical to get them clean, and it's time consuming. Once you've soaked labels off bottles in your tub overnight you will appreciate a clean bottle, and you will have your guests rinsing bottles as they finish enjoying your homebrew in no time.
I think my buddy that does it uses Grolsch bottles. Seems the smartest way to go.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 09/25/1208:34 PM
The problem with that^^^ is maintaining sterility with those bottles. You have to, have to, have to make sure you sterilize 'round them gaskets. Maybe I don't give a damn you fuckers get sick, but I'll be damned if I could've prevented you all poisoning someone through negligence.
Anyway, that's why most brewers spend the few cents and cap 'em individually.
I'd never use a Grolsch bottle, if those are the bottles with the flip-top caps with the rubber or neoprene or whatever gaskets. For that matter that's why I won't drink a Grolsch.
Actually, I might use the bottle if I can seal it with my own cap but the other reason I wouldn't use those bottles is the beer is not common or popular around here.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 09/25/1208:43 PM
It was common around here until someone complained that the kids were using the top as a roach clip, kinda device. Then the tops went from something kinda stone like to something plastic. Then, none of the kids bought 'em any more, 'cause the beer always sucked.
Look, I'm not fucking with you here, ok? There are some things you can fuck around with on cost, then there are some things that could make a person sick.
Gaskets are fine, provided the brewer is diligent enough to ensure ain't no bad bacteria growing in there.
Bornyo? Sure, he'll be on top of that motherfucker.
Fwoofie? As much as I loathe the gentleman, yeah, he'd be on it as well.
You? Well, shit, sorry dude, but <and, again, this ain't personal> but you don't. . you just don't betray the requisite hygiene for it.
I'm sorry, but you could make a person sick on this shit.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 09/25/1209:11 PM
There are some things you can Panzer. This ain't one of 'em.
meh...fuck 'em. At least around here. I can get free longneck bottles and the steel caps are about 2.5 cents and seal fine. I have the option of recycling the caps though that rarely happens.
I'm simply not screwing with gaskets and spring clips. Then again I don't buy coffee at Starbucks or go to juice bars either.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 09/25/1209:17 PM
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
At least around here. I can get free longneck bottles and the steel caps are about 2.5 cents and seal fine.
I think my buddy that does it uses Grolsch bottles. Seems the smartest way to go.
That style has been recommended to me, but I'm going to keg it as soon as I can. If I can get my ducks in a row I'll ferment in a kegerator, provided I can dial in the right temperatures depending upon the yeast's preferred climate, etc.
Then, just turn it down when fermentation is complete and drink it. Then again, if I make more than one batch I'll need two kegerators, one for fermenting and one for chilling and serving. I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.
I've never kegged, but those who do suggest cornelius (corny) kegs. The kind the soda comes in. Disstributors cycle them out of inventory fairly often. Lots of good kegorator how- tos on the YouTube too. And those kind of kegs don't take up as much valuable real estate.
Do you know how to keg? I understand it's pretty involved. Never done it, tho.
I don't do the G bottles. Gasket issue for me, too. They're spendy, too.
On recycling, no twist tops. They will not seal. And Corona bottles don't seat exactly right. I've never had one fail, but I'm just not in love with the way the cap looks on them. I make tomato waterpipes out of them now.
If you use anything other than amber bottles, keep them out of the light.
My first kit was a Coopers Canadian something. 3 weeks later I was amazed as fuck that I'd made beer. And it was right tasty.
I'm looking forward to cooler weather so I can try the White House recipes. Those will be my first non- kit batch.
Main rule is clean, clean and clean again. If you're unsure, clean.
It's amazing that beer/ liquor has been made since the dawn of Man, give or take a couple years. We're so obsessed with sanitation today, but they somehow made drinks 750 years ago. I mean, handwashing is a pretty recent "discovery", like less than 150 years ago.
Of course, I'm sure a lot of folks got poisoned by skunky beer.
Last night with the bf's before 3 weeks in nyc. We've hit a few places but just doing ketel1 on rocks as to not upset or be high maintenance. Good night. Van Halen is on. I used to hate them. Gotta catch my flight to JFK them turn in my Karina White set for Fox. Can't wait to dine with Charlie in person again.
what Barry said except I drink much. I did a bunch of homebrewing with a friend of ours maybe ten years ago and it was fun at first and a good reason to drink if you needed one but then it became a chore.
going to the store and grabbing what you like on any given day is so much easier.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 09/27/1206:32 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
It's amazing that beer/ liquor has been made since the dawn of Man, give or take a couple years. We're so obsessed with sanitation today, but they somehow made drinks 750 years ago. I mean, handwashing is a pretty recent "discovery", like less than 150 years ago.
Of course, I'm sure a lot of folks got poisoned by skunky beer.
That said...clean clean clean.
I wish EY was around to give a better answer, but two things:
First, like you said, it's been done since the dawn of time, so that by 750 years ago, to give the date you also used, they probably got most of the kinks out of the system. You know how, in the Old Testament, Moses(?) forbids pork, and, by the Roman era (or, the dawn of Christianity) they've figured out how to make it safe, so it's unbanned in the New Testament? I think it's more in line with that, than the handwashing.
Another thing to consider is that, like you said, handwashing is a recent discovery. People were getting all kinds of food/beverage borne ailments well into the 20th century because of improper sanitation. Salmonella, trichinosis, etc. Hell, there wasn't even regulation of "pure" food and drugs until Teddy Roosevelt was President. It's likely that there were lots of bad beer cases that were never properly diagnosed.
It's probably a combination of both, so, just like they figured out how to cure pork, generally, and a bad butcher or cook could spoil it locally, same with booze generally and specific brewers locally.
But all the knowledge in the world ain't gonna help when a butcher, or a brewer, don't give even the two shits to wash his hands before leaving the facilities.
750 yrs ago you poisoned yourself eating with the same hand you scooped shit outta your ass with. any alcohol you put in your system was essentially medicine.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 09/27/1206:58 PM
All of that said, I'm drinking some Woodchuck Private Reserve cider, which I'm assured, meets basic sanitary requirements.
Goes bad. Tastes shitty. You probably wouldn't drink enough to get sick.
A buddy and I were going to get rich growing mushrooms (the magical kind) out of season. Everyone likes mushrooms. Got one of the kits out of the back of High Times. Talk about a fucking science project. We just figured toss the spores into a sack of sterilized manure and would be tripping in no time. Petrie dishes, industrial cleaners, a sealed off room. It was a pain with no payoff at all.
I may or may not have a person I was previously acquainted with that got one of those shroom kit and made it a hobby for a while. He was getting QPs every couple weeks and was handing out 1/2 ozs to friends that stopped by his house like it was trick or treat candy. His wife made him stop. I told him that the next time she wants to go on a pricey vacation, or get something nice for the house, tell her that you'll grow enough to cover it, then lie about how much you are selling them for.
I haven't tried any, because the last 2 times I did some, the night ended fetal after violent vomiting. Next time I go to a casino I'm gonna pop and lil cap and stem.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 09/27/1211:21 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I haven't tried any, because the last 2 times I did some, the night ended fetal after violent vomiting. Next time I go to a casino I'm gonna pop and lil cap and stem.
For the love of Jesus, if you actually do, give someone here the name of the goddamn casino ahead of time so we can obtain the security/news footage of you being carried off by cops/emts in hazmat suits.
Nah, lil bit will just give you a bounce in your step, not trip face.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 09/27/1211:58 PM
I'm familiar with the effects. I simply don't see you having the restraint to stop at a cap and a stem. Mostly, because I'm certain it'll be insufficient to give you a buzz, and, predictably, you'll go overboard.
In the old days, before hand washing, baby's weren't expected to make it past five years old. If you did make it, it was because you were made of sterner stuff and had developed a high resistance to what would kill most of us today. We gained a lot with modern methods, but it wasn't with out cost.
I'm familiar with the effects. I simply don't see you having the restraint to stop at a cap and a stem. Mostly, because I'm certain it'll be insufficient to give you a buzz, and, predictably, you'll go overboard.
Yep, that is me. I am completely prone to excess, then doing and saying stupid things.
When I used acid, maybe 20 yrs ago, I drank with it too. Probably should have saved the beer money because it had no effect whatsoever. I hated the clenched jaw we called rat-jaw the next morning, though, and just gave it up. Mushrooms, however, never seemed to have a hangover. I've seen many people puke them up, though. They aren't for everyone.
Mushrooms felt less "chemical". I'm not sure how else to put it. Like side effects of medicines...if that makes sense. Or the way a chemical burn feels. The LSD hangover felt that way...just wrong. I got dosed by a swimming pool's chloride feeder one time. The residual feeling afterward was that way. You could almost feel the poison coursing through you. I didn't much care for LSD because of that.
Mushrooms felt cleaner, I guess. I'm way too high strung to do either one now.
I did a tab of acid once in my life and it sucked. I did schrooms once and tripped my balls off. I was writing Japanese kanji characters in tadpole style.
I still do. I'm just glad I never come across them. I know exactly what you mean about the acid vs the 'shrooms. I probably tripped acid 4 or six times and it was enough. I quit not because of the trips but because of the day after.
I (knock on wood) never had a bad trip with either, but looking back on it, that's because of the company and environment I chose in which to eat them.
Acid is an amazing drug as long as you keep good company and engage in something fun.
I remember once I went out to Holland Michigan with a group of friends for a week. In the townhouse we rented, there was a croquet set in the shed. I set up a badass wicket course and proceeded to show my friends how to play the game. They scoffed. Mind you, we each dropped a hit of some powerful, powerful shit (believe it was called flypaper) about a half-hour prior. So anyway, just when we were thinking that the drug was bunk, one of our friends who was not on acid, but drinking heavily, made a bad shot and missed a wicket by a mile. In his pseudo-rage, he flung his mallet into a nearby tree. I swear to fucking God, I saw that thing fly in slow-motion. It was on, and, let me tell you, it was on hard. This guy proceeds to climb the tree to retrieve his lost sports paraphenilia. After getting up there and getting it down, apparently proud of his achievement, he decides to show bravado and does a pull-up on the lowest tree branch. Big mistake. Branch broke and he impaled his upper-chest-armpit on the top of a privacy fence. Bled like a stuck pig. shrugged it off and continued the game. He went in to chill out and nurse his injury and the rest of us (the five of us that were on acid) continued to play about six hours of nonstop croquet. After that, we fired up the N64 and started playing Cruisin' USA. we probably spent about an hour just sitting there and laughing at the theme to the game. Lauged so goddamn hard I had an asthma attack.
I guess my point is, that acid can make anything fun as long as your with like-minded folk.
croquet is actually pretty fun.i had a croquet set when i was a little kid(i think it was my familys first) and me and the neighborhood kids would play with it quite a bit.
The last time I did shrooms was maybe 25 years ago. My cunt ex was all pissed off at me for doling them. Of course she didn't say anything until it I'd eaten them. Then she really amped it up. Terrible trip because I was stuck in a two bedroom apartment with a cunt ragging on me pretty non stop.
I remember one time my buddy sold soup mushrooms ($1.50 for a bag) and made over $100 selling them to the neighborhood kids. Some of them actually claimed to have tripped off them.
My cousin from New Mexico sent me a parcel of peyote when I was in college. Me and 2 friends tripped at this one guy's house. First, they taste like rancid fuck. Not enough chocolate sauce in the universe to make it not disgusting. Second, it's a very self centered trip. You're aware that others are around you, but they're just furniture. You're very much aware of yourself. It forces your thoughts to come from a deep place. It's hard to explain without getting into hippie jibberish. I can understand why it was a spiritual thing to the drunken Indians.
Any of y'all read Carlos Castenada back in the day? His books really made me want to try peyote but living in Dixie, I never ran across any. Magic mushrooms that grow in cow patties, however, were plentiful.
I agree that with acid or mushrooms, the setting, environment and company in which you start your trip very much affects it's outcome.
I've only had mushrooms once. I told my friend to get some mellow shit because if something went bad, I'd kill him first. Anways, we put them on a leftover pizza that was in the kitchen, ate that and went to a strip club. It kicked in when we hit the parking lot and we wound up listening to a live version of Comfortably Numb at full volume that just happened to pop up on iPod shuffle as we were parking. We were rocking out and giving each other high-fives. I can't remember what all else it did to us other than make me feel even more awesome than usual. I know one of the dancers told us that we were rock stars, so it must've been cool.
I may have told this before, or some iteration of it... but about six of us ate 'shrooms at my college apartment and were sitting around drinking beer and decided to head "downtown" to the bars before they fully kicked in. Five young men pile into the car, but the 6th is missing. We send one in after him...5 minutes and nothing, so I go in. The two are in my bathroom looking at reflections off water dripping in slow motion from the vanity faucet. So at that point there are three. The 4th soon joined and about 5 minutes later all six of us were in the apartment bathroom laughing our asses off. 45 minutes later we walk out all 6 single file, hand on the shoulder in front of you and pile all 6 in the car and head downtown. Mushrooms wreak havoc on an agenda.
My friends and I had done window pane and mushrooms a few times but I was not big into trips. I liked it but it took too much out of me and lasted too long. One night during senior year of high school, my buddy and I went to the midnight movies and ran into a friend of ours we hadn't seen for a while. He had been out to Colorado to see a string of Grateful Dead shows and had come back with a Visene bottle full of killer acid. We stuck our dumb ass tongues out and he dosed each of us with three or four full drops. The movie was Zappa's 200 Motels and by the time the Centerville piece came on I knew I was in way over my head. I remember walking through the parking garage and some of driving home, but it really is a miracle we got home. I also remember at one point during the night looking over at the stereo and seeing the album slow to a dead stop and start to melt into the receiver, which then poured the green from the radio dial all over the night stand. I looked over at my buddy and he had aged about 70 years and looked like an old man. I feel the same way about acid vs shrooms. Mushrooms are much lighter and less edgy and make you want to be outside. Mellow Mushrooms.
I always felt fully in control on Acid, in a physical sense. No problems driving, walking, etc. Just couldn't go to work or deal with family on the shit. Everything was just too fucking funny and entertaining. I could only imagine rolling around on the ground, laughing my ass off just at my bosses facial expressions.
On cocaine I feel amped-up and hypersexual, but it pales in comparison to the sexualized energy I get from crystal meth. Meth has me pulling on my pud continuously for 12-14 hours after a bender. In a taxi, in a restaurant, in a business meeting, I can't keep my hands off my cock.
In related news, I'm highly interested in Mischa Brooks starting to shoot anal circus tricks.
My day of drinking here in New York is depicted on my twitter. Thank you. JB will be joining me soon as I resume my libations. And my man is back in LA enjoying l'heure verte in spirit with me. We've been texting and sending pics nonstop.
I started off at Union Pool at noon with Jameson on the rocks where I met up with some friends. Then I walked a mile more through Williamsburg to Maison Premiere for an extensive menu of 18 absinthes. I started with Obsello then had the Duplais Verte. It as a beautiful day outside. Just starting to chill with grey skies for the oncoming Fall. Maison Premiere makes their absinthe correctly... 1:3 absinthe: cold water. Sugar cube upon request (I hate sugar, so no) and no improper theatrics like lighting shit on fire. They also make wonderful signature cocktails as well and their fruit mixers are from wall, actual fruit prepared at the bar by their mixologists as 1920's music plays on the sound system in the front room and out back in the garden.
Here's a link to a great video, courtesy of Discovery, iirc.
It's a hoot, all about the history and influence of beer on society, etc. It's about 45 minutes long, but I warn you if you get started you'll want to watch the whole thing. Enjoy!
Mcallans 15 at my friend's store in NYC where I bought my boyfriend's tie for his birthday. Pic on my twitter of me drinking there. Beautiful sweater weather night tonight.
My day of drinking here in New York is depicted on my twitter. Thank you. JB will be joining me soon as I resume my libations. And my man is back in LA enjoying l'heure verte in spirit with me. We've been texting and sending pics nonstop.
I started off at Union Pool at noon with Jameson on the rocks where I met up with some friends. Then I walked a mile more through Williamsburg to Maison Premiere for an extensive menu of 18 absinthes. I started with Obsello then had the Duplais Verte. It as a beautiful day outside. Just starting to chill with grey skies for the oncoming Fall. Maison Premiere makes their absinthe correctly... 1:3 absinthe: cold water. Sugar cube upon request (I hate sugar, so no) and no improper theatrics like lighting shit on fire. They also make wonderful signature cocktails as well and their fruit mixers are from wall, actual fruit prepared at the bar by their mixologists as 1920's music plays on the sound system in the front room and out back in the garden.
that was the closest thing to making me hard all evening.
I was experimenting with making a "hard" coffee for me girl. I was doing other stuff while brewing the coffee...just Folgers through a Mr. Coffee. Well, one thing turned into another, and some grounds may have gotten into the coffee. I didn't sweat it much. Figured I could just strain it when it was done. Threw in the yeast, it started foaming, everything was great.
The next morning I end up with this mess.
I thought at first it was just overfoaming. Again, no big deal. After 3 days, no bubbling coming through the airlock. Today, day 5, still no bubbling. I pull the cork, stick my finger in the bottle and find the neck crammed full with dry coffee grounds. Down the sink it goes. Back to the drawing board.
I'm just not sure why the grounds got forced up into the neck. Fuckin science.
I'm not shooting for beer, because she doesn't much care for it. But she likes the coffee energy drinks and the hard teas. I think I'm shooting more for a coffee wine, for lack of a better term. It's nothing but coffee and brown sugar. The yeast I'm using is a dry champagne yeast that will eat all the sugar. At some point, around 11%ish, the alcohol will start killing the yeast. The champagne yeast is a bit more hearty and doesn't get killed so easily. I was looking at a potential of about 17% alcohol. Once it was done, I would've frozen it to finish off the yeast, then backfilled with brown sugar, cinnamon and pumpkin coffee syrup to her taste.
Okay, Gotcha. Beyond my experience, but, as a start, maybe instead of ground, use some whole beans, sorta crushed (rolling pin, back of a skillet...) and instead of brewing, bring the lot to a boil and turn it to a simmer, leaving it there. It'll impart a better taste and help prevent grinds from getting into the mix.
Not claiming expertise. Just a thought.
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I'm not shooting for beer, because she doesn't much care for it. But she likes the coffee energy drinks and the hard teas. I think I'm shooting more for a coffee wine, for lack of a better term. It's nothing but coffee and brown sugar. The yeast I'm using is a dry champagne yeast that will eat all the sugar. At some point, around 11%ish, the alcohol will start killing the yeast. The champagne yeast is a bit more hearty and doesn't get killed so easily. I was looking at a potential of about 17% alcohol. Once it was done, I would've frozen it to finish off the yeast, then backfilled with brown sugar, cinnamon and pumpkin coffee syrup to her taste.
I got into some really good local brew up in Waterbury tonight. word has it the beer advocate has it ranked in the top 5. I haven't looked that up yet though.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 10/05/1209:12 PM
Sweet. I'm tossing back a few Woodchucks Private Reserve from up your way. Makes some of the blather here bearable.
that's a badass juicer mallo... you on the kale shakes, son?.
hard to find kale here, maybe I'm looking in the wrong places. did manage to destroy 4 bundles of spinach in this evening's session. the thing is a beast!
tonight I'm back to an old fave: scotch and ginger ale. normally go for J+B but the local had a special on grants, 88 dhs for a 1.5 lt bottle. that's $24. and I am on a budget..
We actually taste tested it last night. Real alcohol smell, bitter yet tasted watered down. I made a point of pulling each pot as soon as it was done, so there wouldn't be that sitting on a burner bitterness. I like your idea of breaking down whole beans. I drink a roasted barley tea that I cold steep overnight in the fridge. I think I may try that with crushed beans. I think it'll give the roasted flavor without the bitterness. I was going to do a gallon of juice at the same time, so if the coffee thing went bad, we'd at least have something tasty that I created. I'll definitely do that this time. I'm thinking apple juice.
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Okay, Gotcha. Beyond my experience, but, as a start, maybe instead of ground, use some whole beans, sorta crushed (rolling pin, back of a skillet...) and instead of brewing, bring the lot to a boil and turn it to a simmer, leaving it there. It'll impart a better taste and help prevent grinds from getting into the mix.
Not claiming expertise. Just a thought.
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I'm not shooting for beer, because she doesn't much care for it. But she likes the coffee energy drinks and the hard teas. I think I'm shooting more for a coffee wine, for lack of a better term. It's nothing but coffee and brown sugar. The yeast I'm using is a dry champagne yeast that will eat all the sugar. At some point, around 11%ish, the alcohol will start killing the yeast. The champagne yeast is a bit more hearty and doesn't get killed so easily. I was looking at a potential of about 17% alcohol. Once it was done, I would've frozen it to finish off the yeast, then backfilled with brown sugar, cinnamon and pumpkin coffee syrup to her taste.
Drank at lucky 13 in park slope with gypsy and skillz. For the first time meeting them in the flesh. Even my man is envious I had such a grand time. And my friend Twersky and his mini van of ex-hassids showed up. Details when I sober up. Catching the F train then get some pepper ridge farm goldfish and some kacey Jordan I cutmysrlftape at Duane reed. Laterz.
Pic on my twitter. Taste of our night. I know you jealous. Absinthe. Pole dancers. Metal. Yeah.
I'm not drinking "tonight." I drank earlier, passed out, and just made a refill of margaritas on the rocks with Patron Silver and Cuervo Light (sugar-free) mixer. Quite tasty. Anyways, I'm only mentioning this because I found it funny that when I was buying booze, the Patron boxes on the shelf were all empty and just there for display. According to the guy at the liquor store, it's one of their most stolen items, so they keep the actual bottles on a shelf behind the registers. Fucking ghetto.
Drank last night. If it was your first day back from nyc and now you're in shitty la, you would, too. I have surgery in 2 days. I'm not supposed to be drinking two weeks prior. Hope I'll be ok.
Good luck w/ them titties. You should post front and rear view before pics, then post some afters once the swelling goes down. Just sticky and lock the thread. Or you could just PM me a shot of your butt.
you're on a cider kick huh?. The woodchuck stuff is good but I hear the crispin is right there with it. the Sam adams/ angry orchard bit isn't bad either..
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 10/21/1206:02 PM
At the moment it's angry orchard, but a little while ago it was the Woodchuck Private Reserve. Good stuff at 6.9%. Crispin I've been hit or miss with, but I think that's more a problem with distribution that the brand.
I tried the Crispin "The Saint" and didn't like it at all. It was thin and fizzy, like soda water. I'm deep into the Angry Orchard Crisp. Smooth, a bit creamy, nice tartness without pucker....I'm trying Woodpecker next.
Crisp Apple, not the regular.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 10/21/1207:34 PM
I hear you. I'm doing the Apple Ginger myself, but it's what folks brought for the game today.
I saw the Angry Orchard stuff at the beer store this morning. I liked the labels...thought they'd make good tomato waterpipes, but I didn't get any. They let you build your own samplers, so I'll run get some tomorrow.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 10/21/1208:18 PM
I've had better, but they're not so bad as to be the Budweiser of cider, although they're nearly ubiquitous.
Which one's the Bud? Woodchuck or Wynder's. What's not even worth trying?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 10/21/1209:06 PM
If you want the "Budweiser of cider," it's Manger's. Sadly, it's often the only one they'll have on tap. Have not tried Wynder's yet.
Woodchuck is good in most of its varieties, but each season they release a special reserve cider that's ~1.9% higher in alcohol content and even easier going down.
so earlier i was drinking some green tea and wondered if theres any negative side effects if you have a bunch of cups a day.it has like zero percent everything and they say it can help with weight loss.any info?
thanks for the serious contribution barry.im drinking some green tea and snacking on some green grapes right now.its not really my appetite im having trouble with anymore.but i guess it cant hurt having a few glasses of tea a day.
I'm kind of a tea snob. A coworker turned me on to the barley stuff. Super expensive if you get the Japanese kind. I stumbled on a 3 pound bag in the homebrew section at the beer store for like $3US. Put a spoonful in the teaball and drop it in a gallon of water. Cold steeps in the fridge overnite. You can reuse the same spoonful 4 or 5 times. Some Splenda to taste. Or just plain. Good shit.
i doubt it...they have a real problem over there. that place is going to be radioactive for longer than man has been on the planet.
It's not just their problem. Who knows what the fuck all got released into the ocean. About 50% of the debris is supposed to end up over here in Alaska. But, as long as we get a Godzilla out of it...
Breckenridge Brewery Vanilla Porter. Will be making decadent porter cupcakes with it tomorrow in the test kitchen. Still contemplating what kind of "frosting" to put on top. Likely salted caramel.
I did it! I'm drinking in cupcake form Vanilla Porter Chocolate Cupcake with a salted caramel frosting. Lightly decorated with a gold dust. Decadent but not too sweet at all.
Odd weekend. A friend had relatives from England over and we decided to let them do everything they aren't allowed across the pond. We shot almost 1,000 rounds of ammo yesterday afternoon and cooked 3 bushels of oysters and a venison loin for them today along with a lot of other food.
Alcohol was involved.
It should be hilarious when they get their hands swabbed in airport security when they try to go home.
Liquor store was open yesterday, but no power. I bought a bottle of root beer schnapps to pull from as I sit around my burn barrel and listen to the football game.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 11/03/1210:07 PM
Having a couple of woodchuck before going to bed. Been a long day.
I drank all day yesterday. In fact, I was mostly drunk this entire week. Last night I kissed 3 strippers, got two phone numbers and can't remember anyone's name. I also thought I lost my coat at the club and just started wandering around picking up other people's. I even put one on at one point and was like, "I didn't have all this shit in my pocket before...oops, sorry!" I'm actually amazed I didn't get kicked the fuck out for being a thief.
Now I'm texting a girl and trying to ignore the fact that I can't remember her name. That reminds me of this time in Vegas when my friend fucked this girl and then was hanging out with her afterwards and couldn't remember her name. He just kept referring to her as "Sexy," until she finally figured he didn't know her name. It ruined everyone else's night because she called him on it like this: "If you can tell me my name, I'll call 2 more girls to come over and hang out with your friends..."
...That reminds me of this time in Vegas when my friend fucked this girl and then was hanging out with her afterwards and couldn't remember her name. He just kept referring to her as "Sexy," until she finally figured he didn't know her name. It ruined everyone else's night because she called him on it like this: "If you can tell me my name, I'll call 2 more girls to come over and hang out with your friends..."
I had a similar experience in college. I'd dated a local girl and we'd parted ways- pretty much amicably. Her hotter sister took a shine to me and I had her at my apartment, naked, in my bed and she figured out I didn't know her name. She literally said "tell me my name or I'm outta here". I swear to this day her name was Angie because she looked like an angel at that moment but she disagreed, got out of bed, and left. Had I had a little more sense back then I could have saved that situation with some smooth talk but I was 21, and pussy seemed easy come easy go, so I let her go.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 11/04/1204:24 PM
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Oh you mean Zing Zang? As I remember you were not that impressed but I think it's pretty swell for a bottled mix. Lot's of solids in the bottle.
Sorry, trying to type and cook at the same time. No, I was impressed for that reason. Ordered a couple of cases from them over the years. Just haven't been doing brunch that size to justify it anymore. I will pick a couple of individual bottles for myself, though, if it's convenient.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 11/04/1204:49 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Loved those Angry Orchard ciders. The ginger one was OK, it just didn't pop apple flavor.
I like it because it's versatile in cooking and I like having my drink-to-hand available for that purpose. Which is why I'm also such a Guinness fan.
I can't do the same with the Woodchuck Ginger, as they run that out of their "Private Reserve," which means it's 1.9% APV higher than the Orchard, and, consequently, more expensive. Not wasting that.
Watching Parks and Recreation and enjoying some water after the dinner my bf made while he drinks a few glasses of Cabernet. Life is good. And last night we walked to our local bar and had wine and Duvel.
Some sort of mix of vegetables with marinated chicken breasts over rice or pasta. Don't remember exactly. The marinade was a concoction of lemon juice soy sauce, pepper, garlic and some tube of goo from trader joes that was going to go bad soon which I can only describe as being a puce color. Anyway drinking is the thread so ya. I'm sipping an experiment of box wine, creme de cassis, Jameson and hobgoblin grapes which tastes like what I would imagine Gotham City smells like. I am watching a documentary called "Surviving Hitler: A love story". Life is good.
^^^Hello, dear. Looks like you're having a relaxing evening. I just made a salad and some gingerbread for dinner. Having a glass of Absolut vodka from my freezer. It's from the AVN Christmas party.
I was sober for a day or two then I fell off the wagon. Then the wheels fell off the wagon. And it fell on top of me. Then it exploded. And stabbed me full of wooden splinters.
Why thank you, kind sir. I'm also a model of efficiency. I use my bathtub mostly as a big hamper. So I guess I skipped a step and just stood in the tub and got undressed, shoes and all. Drunk ingenuity.
Don't give me any ideas. Then again, I don't generally shower and get ready while super drunk. Mostly because I always shave before I go out and when I shave drunk I always cut my face up. It never stops bleeding when I'm drunk, so this fucks things up big time as far as making out in a timely fashion.
Testing 2 small batches of puno hard cider I started last week. The difference in them is they each have a different yeast. Not going to try to clear them or anything. I'm very impatient.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 11/10/1204:48 PM
Now this is relevant to my interests.
Barry, what's the difference between the yeast strains? And what results do you expect from each?
Been in my thermals and dancing around the room to Laibach since I got home from working out. The bf, his friend, and I are walking to the bar and if they're not honoring happy hour then we're going to bevmo to buy Kubler. So much for I should quit drinking because I'm trying to save money.
This isn't about me drinking. A guy up here got drunk with his girlfriend and they fell asleep outside overnight and he died from the cold. It happens up here sometimes. Anyway, it's not nice to laugh at the dead, but this guy had a great name for a drunken stumblebum: Billy Willie.
I was working in Charlotte yesterday and passed a Total Wine store. We don't have Total Wine's here so my inner Charin came out and I pulled in. Looking for the Holy Grail of Beers.
Lo and behold, I found one lonely case on the shelf and immediately bought it. Pura Vida. Life is good.
I can't tell the difference between 2 buck chuck and St Snotty Blah di Blah. And I intend on keeping it that way. On dates, I always let the man choose the wine.
Bornyo, that beer looks cool. Great packaging.
Wait...why the Third Reich graphics if it's some Peruvian beer?
Gia it's good stuff. The packaging reflects the heritage of it's founding brewers who came from Austria to Costa Rica. (Prior to WWII I might add).
It's the cleanest, freshest Lager I've ever drank. You can ask your boyfriend what that means but basically it means it doesn't leave an aftertaste in your mouth like you've had buttermilk and does not taste like water when you taste it. But you can taste the water in it, if that makes sense.
You can probably find it readily in Cali as the Pacific coast of Costa Rica is a popular destination out there.
If I "yelped", I'd give this beer as many stars as they allow.
I can't tell the difference between 2 buck chuck and St Snotty Blah di Blah. And I intend on keeping it that way. On dates, I always let the man choose the wine.
That's why I drink Australian shiraz. It's about the strongest wine you can get besides Italian Amarone, which is way too fucking expensive. As far as alcohol content goes, they're both about one notch below hobo wine.
Disclaimer: Some of you might remember this column from a few years back when we still lived at Viceland. When we moved to VICE.com, though, it disappeared, so now we've dug it up. Enjoy.
Hey, you rapidly decaying protoplasmic sacks of calcium and shit, my name is Dr Mona Moore. Obviously, that is not my real name, but I am a real doctor. Don't feel bad for me, though, because it means I will always have a job, an apartment ten times bigger than yours, and the right to tell you what to do simply because I will always know better. Enjoy my column!
BOLLOCKS TO THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH - HOW TO DRINK YOURSELF TO A BLEEDING ARSE
I had my worst experience in the ER ever this week. I had to extract wads of bloody tissue from a homeless man’s anus after he plugged it to stop himself shitting on the streets. Every few minutes I made an excuse such as—I need more gloves—and ran to wretch with a gasp of fresh air.
I can smell true alcoholics before I see them. I’m not talking about your amateur weekend binge-drinkers; tequila-in-the eye, snorting-vodka, the 'striving for oblivion' contingent, or the middle-aged women who down three bottles of red wine a night after they put their kids to bed because they have no joy in their lives. This is the "I want to pickle my brain, bleed from my ass and lose any sense of coherent reality forever" group. They’re the really stinky fuckers. Like ass-wad man.
He drank so much he had scoured the inside of his stomach raw with ulcers, which were bleeding out so quickly it ran straight through the 6.5m of his gut, mixed with shit and leaked all over the street. His brain was so marinated in sweet dark rum that he was blissfully unaware of his own wretchedness. To be fair to him, he was a little embarrassed, which is why he had shoved toilet paper up his arse—a gesture of politeness not to leak in public.
Just when I thought the experience couldn’t get any worse, he started telling me what a "pretty little thing" I was. I ignored this. It couldn't be happening. It couldn't be possible that while I have my hands up his bum pulling out shitty rags from his anal cavity, he could be chatting me up. Then three of his friends came in and in all seriousness he shooed them away hissing, "guys, fuck off, I think I’m in with the doctor." I wanted to vomit on his blistered bare bottom.
To alchies like this, their stay in hospital is only an inconvenient break in their quest for deeper and more putrid inebriation. I have caught patients drinking the hospital hand-sanitizer because it has at least 60 percent alcohol content and is handedly positioned within arms reach at the bottom of every patient's bed. Some are kind enough to just squirt it in their mouth while others remove the lid and drink straight from the bottle.
There are clever ones who drink yummy blue deicer because the only way to save them is by putting them on an alcohol drip. It cuts out that annoying middleman—the mouth. It’s an irony I’m sure that is not lost on their livers. I found one mid-twenties alcoholic tired of the waiting room with a dribble of green Toilet Duck down his stubbly chin. He tried to deny it like a naughty kid who just ate all the cookies.
Once I stabilized the butt-leak, I admitted him so he wasn’t my problem anymore and finished my shift. On my way out I passed a doubly incontinent blanket-wearing racist in a wheelchair ranting about the Chinese. After a shift like that I needed a stiff drink and fast.
I suspect he's posting in this thread and NOT drinking tonight. being wordy is one thing...but breaking one of the most sacred traditions here...in this thread...that's some fucked up shit.
Blather on the cartoon villain shall. Mr Clean-Up can't be that connected and in deep with the whores he protects left and right when he has to remind Veronica Jett in the comments section of LukeIsBack.com to check her e-mail under the Mark Felt ID.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 11/17/1209:33 PM
Being wordy in this thread is only acceptable if you're drinking.
i'm happy to see the pipe back and posting. get off that wagon pipe and come on in for the big win, maybe?.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 11/18/1203:18 PM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
box-0-whine?.
Exactly. And, on a related note:
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
i'm happy to see the pipe back and posting. get off that wagon pipe and come on in for the big win, maybe?.
I can't be alone in wondering what a drunken Pipsqueak posts like. It's prolly something that would sink any other poster, but, look who we're dealing with.
Schnaps is for the homeless hardcore alcoholic. Net access would suffer. Beeah's shitty for all the pissing involved and gives me headaches sooner or later. Whiskey's better, but the good shit's too expensive to get going on for long and last time vomiting was involved the next day. It's safe to assume I can't hold my liquor compared to Jimsterson, so a default win for him on this one.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 11/18/1205:10 PM
Originally Posted By: PipeD
It's save to assume I can't hold my liquor compared to Jimsterson . . .
It's also "save" to assume it's not for lack of trying.
Schnaps is for the homeless hardcore alcoholic. Net access would suffer. Beeah's shitty for all the pissing involved and gives me headaches sooner or later. Whiskey's better, but the good shit's too expensive to get going on for long and last time vomiting was involved the next day. It's safe to assume I can't hold my liquor compared to Jimsterson, so a default win for him on this one.
don't jump right in with the liquor... a couple beers will suffice or a decent bottle of wine. we had The.Best. cabernet the other night. http://www.turleywinecellars.com/ it wasn't cheap but it was habit forming good.
I never claimed to be one, find it amusing you read it that way though. What's different or not is pretty obvious. Character-breaking - also not really.
Also, not really- character breaking. One I never claimed to be.
Dude: You just speak "Yoda". Come off that act and let it flow. Your Old Man River and now PipeD shit gets old. I know you can type conversational English and you may have something to say. So say it.
Are you sure that's the proper use of a semi-colon? Those always vexed me so like Hemingway I avoided them.
Edit: I embarrassingly mis-spelled colon.
pipe punctuated the fuck outta that last one didn't he?. right or wrong I appreciate the effort. Ya know...it being a drunk thread on a porn forum and all.
backdoorman seems so sure about my comma; I guess he's incorrect. He definitely is incorrect here, where his comma got lost in the net:
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
It's not an event it's a process Jerk !
And, Lou, the "this is the internet," "this is a porn board" shit doesn't hold up. To believe most people could write without automatic spelling error correction and other things is just riduculous.
To believe most people could write without automatic spelling error correction and other things is just riduculous.
XPT has the worst spelling software ever. I tend to use Google if I am iffy, and always follow through to see it on a dictionary site, cause tons of people Google shit so autofill can't be trusted.
Oh, backdoorman, to me it doesn't matter much that you don't think so. It's enough for me to know that that sentence of yours has room for a semicolon and a comma and I'm not actually trying to be an asshole about it.
Oh, backdoorman, to me it doesn't matter much that you don't think so. It's enough for me to know that that sentence of yours has room for a semicolon and a comma and I'm not actually trying to be an asshole about it.
Though technically correct, that is sloppy writing. You should have edited your post. No offense.
If you unclick the box that says "mark as edited" then we would have to expend extra effort to see if or when a post was edited. If you hide it, it's likely we won't know because your moderators are by and large lazy.
...cuts you to the bone once again. You're not interesting enough to pay that much mind. You going to pitch another "Look at MEEEEEEE" shitfest about it?
Pipe, I do know you edited the Alcohologic post. I know because I love and want to steal the term. I took offense at first because I'm sober but then you edited it for qualification.
The constant quoting is found elsewhere and the captain is a stealthy one, maybe a pirate, sneaking it in where he can. You'll do whatever you want with whatever here anyways. Please continue not to shoot people actively trying to really fuck you up or kill you.
Thankfully, language isn't a basic mathematical operation. I won't start doing all the cursive and bold highlighting. There's no shortage here as it is. Although it'd be interesting where you'd shoot someone and with which type of ammunition; would it be in the arm or the leg with something not leaving the attacker permanently fucked up or is it going to be in the head for society?
I went back and counted 5 negatives. If a double negative is a positive then 5 must indeed be negative. In other words I have never shot anyone.
That's a lie though, as I've shot two people in my life. I shot a kid with my BB gun for no good reason. He was a friend of mine but he ran across a field and within my sights. I shot him in the forehead and still feel bad about it. He had to go to the ER and have the BB cut out. The other was my cousin. Again with a BB gun. I shot him in the thigh only because that's all I could get a shot at and because he was shooting at me.
Those incidents were years ago as I am, as you know, very old. I'd like to think if I ever pulled a gun to shoot these days it would be a body or head shot, to kill.
If you are using a deadly weapon, you better damn well be aiming to kill. Whatcha gonna do otherwise, shoot a crook in the leg, so you can have a heart to heart with him and try to get him on the right path? Have the motherfucker sue you, cause the damage messed up his athletic scholarship to a southern felon mill university? Fuck that. Send him to his maker, hand the weapon to the police when they get there, and don't say shit except, "I'd like to consult with an attorney."
It seems as if I missed one and count four, but whatever.
If the goal is to get out of harm's way immediately, killing would be optional. The effect of a single, not lethal hit should stop most people instantly, without implying to fire a whole magazine on tweakers.
There could be some potential for quick justice in you.
The justice is in the quick killing. Those cases become your word against theirs. If they can't speak for themselves then it's your word and dodgy forensics against...a dead criminal. I'll take those odds.
Center body mass. When you're in your boxers at 3am in the kitchen with your nuts sucked up into you like a fucking sumo wrestler, the last thing you're going for with shaky hands is a Call of Duty head shot.
Stuck watching some stupid football game my friend wanted my bf and I to checkout. Thank god for alcohol. Peroni. The shit I do for friends. No idea who's playing. The Chicagoans and the Roman Meal team?
And, Lou, the "this is the internet," "this is a porn board" shit doesn't hold up. To believe most people could write without automatic spelling error correction and other things is just riduculous.
I'll counter with it does because you say it doesn't and then ask you to closely scrutinize your posting history. report back or don't.
Stuck watching some stupid football game my friend wanted my bf and I to checkout. Thank god for alcohol. Peroni. The shit I do for friends. No idea who's playing. The Chicagoans and the Roman Meal team?
It's the Chicago Obama Boyz vs The San Francisco Bug Catchers.
And, Lou, the "this is the internet," "this is a porn board" shit doesn't hold up. To believe most people could write without automatic spelling error correction and other things is just riduculous.
I'll counter with it does because you say it doesn't and then ask you to closely scrutinize your posting history. report back or don't.
I've been drinkin' my home brew the last few nights, I've got to say I'm pretty pleased with the results.
It's good, not great, but a good start. I think I can tell where I need improvement. I steeped the grains a little too hot, at 180 instead of 165, so there's a touch of an astringent flavor, but then again it dovetails well with the relatively strong hops profile befitting an American pale ale.
Now, time to brew another ale, but what should it be?
Work drinks. The new joint is big on bourbon and American Whiskey. I'm new to it so it's a big learning curve. I like Eagle Rare and Buffalo Trace. Any other bourbon drinkers please chime in.
My buddy is a big Booker's bourbon fan. I was out with him and getting doubles of whatever he ordered and didn't realize the shit was 125 proof and blacked the fuck out and don't remember how I got home. But I'm alive and feeling alright. It was pretty smooth stuff from whatever I can recall.
I've had a serious thirst for tequila the last month or so. I'm going to break my no booze rule and get into some margaritas around Xmas. anyone have any recommendations for mixers or recipes?. I don't do frozen drinks.
I've got a deal going with a local dive to take their empty liquor bottles to increase the variety of my wares. A DeSoronno (jondra) bottle had maybe a shot in it, so naturally I had to slug it down. Tasty. i don't know if it's a gay or hipster booze, but it rocks with ginger ale.
A "corner" is what you had - a corner of liquor in the bottom of the bottle. You cut it with ginger ale. A drunk like me just slugs it down, and doesn't think much about it.
Heck yeah I'm drinking...toasts to the Baby Jesus and Virgin Mary and Joseph and the Innkeeper who gave 'em the manger and anyone else who needs a proper blessing. I got a quart of Apple Pie and plenty of beer and if Santa fits down the stovepipe I'm gonna pour him a shot of Maker's Mark.
A "corner" is what you had - a corner of liquor in the bottom of the bottle. You cut it with ginger ale. A drunk like me just slugs it down, and doesn't think much about it.
I had never heard of that before. Cool. I love learning some new little piece of trivia. Actually, I did slug it. Right there on the front porch. It was tasty. Next thing I know I'm wandering through Costco, wondering if I've been a good enough boi this year to deserve a drum of Jaeger, when I see this Desorrono stuff. That's where the ginger ale came in.
What is tamarindo? I drank a bottle of taramind Joritos and it was turrible.
The Mandarin Jarritos is the only one I'm familiar with trying as a kid and it's tasty from what I remember. It's been many years as I don't usually drink soda. Try Mandarin if you want to leave a better taste in your mouth.
What is tamarindo? I drank a bottle of taramind Joritos and it was turrible.
The Mandarin Jarritos is the only one I'm familiar with trying as a kid and it's tasty from what I remember. It's been many years as I don't usually drink soda. Try Mandarin if you want to leave a better taste in your mouth.
Gen is spot on. Jarritos Mandarin beats any orange soda from the USA IMO. YMMV.
On a more healthier note, IMO the San Pellegrino Aranciata is my favorite orange soda. I believe it's pretty much just bubbly water and orange juice. It's lovely and a childhood favorite treat.
I'm going to stroke my liver a few times with a few glasses of sparkling water and lime to ring in the new year. That's if I don't pass out. I'm hardcore these days.
Hmmm. Your colon would be the organ I'd prefer to stroke, but to each his or her own.
I think I'm going to save a couple brain cells, and dollars, and just wait until Happy Hour on Friday to get sauced up. Amateur Night is only fun at a bar with a large group of friends.
Never heard of it. I have heard of Grand Marnier though. I understand it's very popular with the blacks as it is a sweet liquor that tastes like "Urange Drank".
Never heard of it. I have heard of Grand Marnier though. I understand it's very popular with the blacks as it is a sweet liquor that tastes like "Urange Drank".
Yeah, Grand Marnier is pretty good, too. I just prefer the more carbonated taste of the Gran Monye.
Never heard of it. I have heard of Grand Marnier though. I understand it's very popular with the blacks as it is a sweet liquor that tastes like "Urange Drank".
Yeah, Grand Marnier is pretty good, too. I just prefer the more carbonated taste of the Gran Monye.
Gran Monye is what you get when you mix Grand Marnier and Orangina.
Nah, Orangina Wilson was a popular escort on Craigslist Philly. Huge booty hole was off limits, but she could practically tongue your asshole while deep throating you. Or maybe I just have a small cock.
No such thing as "Grand Monye". Tritone tried to grab some credibility off shit he hears brothers say but he "jondra'd" big time.
I like how he played it off... "Yeah, Grand Marnier is pretty good, too. I just prefer the more carbonated taste of the Gran Monye. " The shit ain't carbonated unless you add a carbonated beverage. In which case you are doing it wrong, as it's intended to be an after dinner drink. Really, it's best use is for cooking.
By the way...we went elbows deep in a quart of Apple Pie 'Shine last night. Probably the smoothest I've ever tasted and others agreed. BDM, when I go back to Knoxville I'll bring it and you can judge for yourself.
Along with my homebrews that I've quaffed of late, I dropped a grip on some great Scotch recently. Neither are for the faint of heart, nor weak of wallet (sorry Raoul).
Caol Ila and Oban, both will get you toe down and angry.
Caol Ila is peaty as hell, as would be expected of an Islay.
Oban is a West Highland single, a wee bit briny, smooth, with a touch of nasty. A cold hard bitch, that you just can't help but love. Yummmmmmm.
for the fuck of it i poured half a glass sugar free pomegranite juice in a glass(where else?) then the other half with apple juice.they work surprisingly well together.
^^^ You forgot vodka. Lots of vodka. From drinking with a Russian girl earlier this week, I noticed again that they drink their vodka straight in a shot glass. Then maybe follow it up with a sip or two of a sweet chaser. Somehow, every Russian girl I meet seems to be named Anya.
A new angle might... well, no, probably not even then.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 01/12/1312:58 AM
Originally Posted By: PipeD
A new angle might... well, no, probably not even then.
You're right, it won't, but admitting your deficiencies is the first step.
I'd like to help, but, well, I simply don't like you, so I won't. You should call Burg. He's here to help and you haven't annoyed him as much as the rest of us, yet.
Went to a baby shower with Ashley Blue. The invitation said free shots, but we didn't see any. Not many guests showed up. We sat in the corner with our coats on and drank Absolut on the rocks. The strippers finally showed up as we left, but we were tired by then.
Went to a baby shower with Ashley Blue. The invitation said free shots, but we didn't see any. Not many guests showed up. We sat in the corner with our coats on and drank Absolut on the rocks. The strippers finally showed up as we left, but we were tired by then.
Observe the cyclic indulgence of the Alaskan alcoholic.
All proceeds go to fund diabetes research through the American Diabetes Association.
It was fucking packed last night. In fact, it was too crowded for me and I ended up getting disgusted with people and walked home from a bar shortly after the festival ended. Being trashed by 9pm doesn't help, either. I goofed up and bought tickets for the 2-5pm "Connoisseur's" tasting for today and had to pull some strings so I can get in at the regular 6-10pm session. Basically, they're goint to list us as "volunteers." Lol.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 01/19/1301:24 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Basically, they're goint to list us as "volunteers." Lol.
Hey, a diabetic boozehound drinking for the cure? Sounds like volunteer work to me.
I do my best. I get tickets for my friends every year and it isn't cheap. The regular session is $40 and you get 30 drink samples and a free commemorative glass. I usually lose or break the glass every year on the same night because I'm shitfaced.
The "Connoisseur's" tasting I bought tickets for were $50 each, but that show is going to be filled with older folks and industry people. The Saturday night session is the best because by the end of the night they start filling the glasses up all the way so they don't have to carry out full kegs of beer.
Btw, I've literally been farting all goddamned day. Fucking beer.
I don't understand the big deal with Bloody Mary's. Everyplace seems to advertise that they make "The World's Best Bloody Mary's!" but they all just taste like spicy V8 and vodka to me. And then they're always stuffing green olives, lettuce and shit in the glass as well. And why the hell does anyone get theirs served in a salted glass? The tomato juice is full of pure salt already.
Depending on how much pepper and how thick a tomato juice you use, a bloody can taste almost like breakfast. I don't think a Bloody Mary has ever been represented as anything other than a hangover cure/postponer, so the more perceived nutritional value you can pack into one drink the better drunks feel about drinking them the morning after a bender.
I love a good Bloody Mary, and what most people who claim to make the best Bloody Mary are trying to claim is that theirs doesn't just taste like tomato juice, most people fail, but not all.
However...
For me, some drinks have a very specific time and place while others don't. For example, I only like Gin & Tonics outdoors in the summer (late afternoon or early evening). I always associate them with cooking on the BBQ.
Bloody Mary's are an early morning and cool weather after-party drink. Even more specifically I think of it as a primarily a rural location drink, occasionally a town drink, but never a beach drink. Of course, screwdrivers are the early morning beach drink, and greyhounds are the preferred warm weather non-beach morning drink.
nah, we all associate our drinks with locations and sensations so don't feel like an outcast. I'm with you on the gin and tonics though I want the best gin I can afford now of days whereas when I was young any gin would do. vodka soda is another good warm weather drink.
Let me recommend a Makers Mark or Woodford Reserve neat with a beer on the side as the perfect winter drink.
I'd be interested to hear Charin's thoughts on this...Charin what was your favorite winter drink back when you were allowed alcohol and what warm feelings does it bring to mind?
Nothing wrong with Wild Turkey. I showed up at my Old Man's house with a bottle of Makers and he quickly corrected me and said I was putting on airs. We drank his Wild Turkey the rest of the weekend.
Edit: He kept the Makers Mark in his cabinet, unopened for the duration of my visit. Here's to you, Pop.
I'd be interested to hear Charin's thoughts on this...Charin what was your favorite winter drink back when you were allowed alcohol and what warm feelings does it bring to mind?
Whatever I could get. If I had a choice, Yukon Jack maybe, or Ouzo. Alcoholics drink primarily for effect. Sorry, not much to add, but I'm enjoying the conversation. FWIW, I hate tomato juice and never drank a bloody Mary.
Good reading skills, genius. I actually started the current Bloody Mary tangent of this thread.
Anyhow, getting back to Bloody Mary's and what people add to them to make them better... I kind of view the additives in the same way as Octane Booster. Like they make hardly any difference. When you buy Octane Booster, the package will say it raises octane by 7 points. What they don't tell you is that really means it raises it from 92 octane to 92.7 octane, not from 92 to 99. The additives in Bloody Mary's do almost nothing to improve the flavor to me and it all tastes pretty much like I said: Spicy V8 & Vodka.
My hickish way delivers self-satisfaction and sufficiency in a way you will never understand. Anyone who needs to pose as a member of the opposite sex just to elicit a response from another human being is clearly missing something in their life. I blame your parents but now that it's been pointed out to you by so many, it's your responsibility to correct your problem.
About as lame as expected. You don't want to get it or are doing a mediocre job making up your version. If that's your trolling angle - man, correct the mishap of your existence, prevent what wasn't prevented when it should've been, but don't expect to be taken seriously with that shit. Same blubber, different ID. Shocking.
Good reading skills, genius. I actually started the current Bloody Mary tangent of this thread.
Anyhow, getting back to Bloody Mary's and what people add to them to make them better... I kind of view the additives in the same way as Octane Booster. Like they make hardly any difference. When you buy Octane Booster, the package will say it raises octane by 7 points. What they don't tell you is that really means it raises it from 92 octane to 92.7 octane, not from 92 to 99. The additives in Bloody Mary's do almost nothing to improve the flavor to me and it all tastes pretty much like I said: Spicy V8 & Vodka.
There's a bar here that serves like fifty different types of bloody marys. They put everyting except the kithcen sink in those things.
Worst hangover I've ever had started with several bloody marys , a trip to a strip joint and several beers on top. Me and my buddy laughed at each other's misery all day the next day.
My neighbor doesn't really like beer, 90% of what he drinks is Johnny Red, and he adds tomato juice to his beer when he does partake. Nasty. Also, while I'm at it, I think there is no easier way to detect a retard than seeing a Bud Lite Lime in his or her hands.
This is for anyone that enjoys Irish Whiskey. What is your favorite? Mine is Redbreast which is a single malt aged 12 years. It is what I am drinking right now. It is better than Jameson's or Powers in my opinion.
Btw, I LOVE thugkitchen. If you want healthy recipes that are so easy to make, even my cooking illiterate ass can make them, click that site. I also like how his recipes are only a few ingredients and basic / non-exotic ingredients at that.
Shit, his mission statement is that healthy isn't just a socioeconomic privilege.
I don't understand the big deal with Bloody Mary's. Everyplace seems to advertise that they make "The World's Best Bloody Mary's!" but they all just taste like spicy V8 and vodka to me. And then they're always stuffing green olives, lettuce and shit in the glass as well. And why the hell does anyone get theirs served in a salted glass? The tomato juice is full of pure salt already.
The best bloody Mary is served with pure tomato juice, not V8, not too much booze (though not too little) a celery stick, small amount of nutmeg and Worcestershire sauce. Nothing more, nothing less.
1 cup blueberries is the same amount of resveratrol as a bottle of red wine. Great for anti-aging due to more rapud production of mitochondria in cells. Also lowers cholesterol.
1 cup blueberries is the same amount of resveratrol as a bottle of red wine. Great for anti-aging due to more rapud production of mitochondria in cells. Also lowers cholesterol.
Really? I had no idea. I each about 1/4 cup of them a day for breakfast. Because I like them. I also have strawberry and blackberry, when readily available. I had no idea I was doing something healthy. Much like my eating of garlic. Or the fact the herring I like has tons of Omega3s or some such silliness.
My brother wants me to eat black raspberries. Which is somehow different from blackberries. Something special in those for cancer or some new age nonsense.
Hate blackberries and raspberries. I have a patch of wild strawberries behind my pasture that I didn't mow. They looked to need another week before they are ripe. I like them.
Bottle of Glenmorangie, will tip one for Johannes Floofinberg later tonight. Then one for h2c, finally I'll mix one with some peach wine for Ronnie's niece, The Butterface.
The gist would be that Jenna Presley was, allegedly, a hardcore coke head escort whore who found that Christianity is closer to salvation than doing privates and video duties.
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Bottle of Glenmorangie, will tip one for Johannes Floofinberg later tonight. Then one for h2c, finally I'll mix one with some peach wine for Ronnie's niece, The Butterface.
How ya been, P?
P[adova held the zombies away. For now.]
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 06/13/1308:07 PM
Approved! If you have the opportunity to get this on tap, do so.
[quote=Generizer]Last night Tasty looking. Is drinking OK since your stroke? Not baiting or anything. Just curious.
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Bottle of Glenmorangie, will tip one for Johannes Floofinberg later tonight. Then one for h2c, finally I'll mix one with some peach wine for Ronnie's niece, The Butterface.
How ya been, P?
Had my first alcoholic beverage a month and a half ago. One is fine... second should be okay at least an hour later. Too many in a short period of time could spike blood pressure. Need to avoid that for about a year.
But I'm alright. Doing cognitive therapy. Speech is nearly perfect unless I'm nervous, frustrated, under pressure or trying to rush. Then I stutter like an idiot, say wrong words, make no sense or struggle to find the right words. Even better yet I don't notice them myself a lot.
Pain is gone and spasticity is gone for the most part. All is well so far. It's been 6 1/2 months now. Fastest half year of my life, all a blur for the most part. No drinking needed! :-P
Speech is nearly perfect unless I'm nervous, frustrated, under pressure or trying to rush. Then I stutter like an idiot, say wrong words, make no sense or struggle to find the right words.
I guess this would be the perfect time for a come back scene for Meatholes or Facial Abuse.
Glad you're feeling better Gen. Went to the local pizza place last night for some music and a few beers. The surprise of the day was my friend getting a bottle of Kesslers and then us mixing a drink on the way back from the store. I had a Kesslers and 7up. I had never had Kesslers before. That's some smooth tasty shit. I bought a bottle of 1800 tequila at the advice of a young dude in the store. Got a feeling I'm going to regret it.
[quote=Generizer]Last night Tasty looking. Is drinking OK since your stroke? Not baiting or anything. Just curious.
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Bottle of Glenmorangie, will tip one for Johannes Floofinberg later tonight. Then one for h2c, finally I'll mix one with some peach wine for Ronnie's niece, The Butterface.
How ya been, P?
Had my first alcoholic beverage a month and a half ago. One is fine... second should be okay at least an hour later. Too many in a short period of time could spike blood pressure. Need to avoid that for about a year.
But I'm alright. Doing cognitive therapy. Speech is nearly perfect unless I'm nervous, frustrated, under pressure or trying to rush. Then I stutter like an idiot, say wrong words, make no sense or struggle to find the right words. Even better yet I don't notice them myself a lot.
Pain is gone and spasticity is gone for the most part. All is well so far. It's been 6 1/2 months now. Fastest half year of my life, all a blur for the most part. No drinking needed! :-P
I'd never heard that booze spiked blood pressure. I'd think the opposite, being a relaxant. But doctor advice trumps. Glad to hear you're doing better.
I'd never heard that booze spiked blood pressure. I'd think the opposite, being a relaxant. But doctor advice trumps. Glad to hear you're doing better.
Too many in a short period of time can acts as the reverse.The stroke was a bleeding stroke (hemorrhagic) and they were more concern of any spike in blood pressure would trigger another and with thin blood from drinking result in more bleeding than what could likely be easier to prevent from worsening should another happen. It's more of a precaution thing. So gotta be a good girl for the first year. Been eating more red meat to get the LDL's back up.
Made some fantastic beef jerky the other day with a homemade korean bulgogi marinade. I put some sake in it for the heck of it.
I got fired yesterday so I was going to go drinking to wash away the misery. I got hired today so I think I am gonna go drink to celebrate. I am the only dude on the floor at the new spot. And the oldest gal is 27. It's delightful....
I got a big fat $26 T-Bone I'm grilling up tonight to celebrate Father's Day. I convinced my lil boy to try a piece of steak for my Father's Day present. I'll be having 2 - 22oz bottles of Beck's during my dinner and True Blood. Lets hope HBO gives father's every where a present of tons of nudity tonight.
Is that worth it for a steak and would a preparation which doesn't involve bloody English cooking hold up in your eyes?
There are various regular qualities, some organic ones and then there's dry-aged organic stuff which is outrageously priced in comparison. I didn't try the top stuff yet; the other qualities tasted better the more expensive it was. Shocking and all that.
My girl got mad at me last nite because I was mocking the new Miller beer bong carb thing. I think I may have said "like I'd drink beer in a can" or some such snobby snit. That turned into how they put twisted teas and such in cans now. I said I'd drink that from a can because it's not really beer...it's more of a pop. Worse than Hitler, I was.
thug kitchen blackberry bourbon for me and vodka cranberry with strawberry for the wife. we're both happy, but me secretly because she requested vodka, and is therefore not helping to empty my bourbon bottle..
I had 2 water bottles full of Tropicana's Strawberry/Orange/Banana juice and rum while mowing and grilling, then 3-4 beers while eating and sitting around.
Fist attempt at corn on the cob on the grill was bad. Better luck next time.
I tied one on pretty good Saturday night. Started w/ Bacardi and Coke about 6PM and finished up at 4AM drinking pints. Longest drinking binge in a while w/o the help of illegal drugs. Sweating like a pig in a suit and tie, I only had to stop for a piss 2x.
is this considered legit moonshine?. i was forced into beach time with the family last week so i grabbed a few jars and this stuff is dangerously easy to drink.
They keep a few jars of that stuff on the counter of my local liquor store, to try and rope people as an impulse purchase. Same w/ Crystal Skull vodka.
The micro- distllery movement seems to be going in two different directions. The ultra high end like 44 Degrees North and Dry Fly...local to me, plus their empties make great bongs. The other is the non- aged but highish end shine. I'm not sure how they are able to use the term "moonshine". I understood that it was like "bong" in the headshop world.
The few different legal shines I've had were OK...not horribly strong, but didn't have much flavor. But it's genius marketing.
yeah it's legitimized shine. feds don't care what you call it, long as they excise their tax. the really good flavored stuff is actually distilled from the fruit. not flavored with it afterwards. a buddy made a run using our areas fresh peaches and it was incredibly smooth.
I thought I remembered one of the guys on Moonshine saying the word was verboten. Seemed strange, but rules like that are so stupid they seem believable.
yeah i figured it wasn't quite legit but that's my only shot at getting anything close to it around here.
@jerky.the pie had alot of flavor...almost too much. the tri-berry was smooth with just enough burn to keep you from getting the booze sweats. i'd start with the apple though.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 08/19/1304:46 PM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
the tri-berry was smooth with just enough burn to keep you from getting the booze sweats.
This is the level of detail that's sadly missing from most booze reviews. Will keep an eye out for this, then.
I knew you'd appreciate that. that stuff doesn't suck is all I'm sayin. it's far from life changing and it won't be the best you've ever had but its a solid ride.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 08/19/1305:57 PM
If you find any form of booze "life changing," then there's a lot of things in your life what need changing that booze simply won't rectify. If it'll make my day suck less, I'm happy.
Hung out last night with Gypsy, her girl forever Skillzz, my ex bf from when I was 23, and 'Gia's Mope's' good friend. It was a great evening of conversation, burlesque, tits, pole dancers, Guiness, vodka, and Pernod absinthe.
Then on the walk home, Skillzz points to a house as her favorite. The same house I loved at first sight so much upon discovering on my walk TO the bar, I had to take a pic.
Had Kettle One and Club Soda with lime last night, popped a Molly and hit the town. Made it into my favorite dive bar where everyone was all dressed up for a best costume contest except for me. One girl had her hair in pigtails and was kind of dressed like that singing bitch on the hill from the old "Sound of Music" movie. I asked one of my friends what kind of costume that was. Like, is she Germany?? The girl next to me called me an idiot and said she clearly looked Swiss. Apparently I asked my question kind of loudly, because when it was her time to go up and be judged she said, "Hi. My name is Lindsay.... And I'm GERMANY!" This earned me a round of cheers and high fives.
The guy next to me had on a Scooby Dooby dog outfit which reminded me of this one time back in college when my friend tried to get me to go out for Halloween even though I didn't have a costume. He was like, "You can just put on a brown suit and say you're Scooby." He has a doctorate degree in microbiology now and teaches at a university.
Seeing people all dressed up in costumes sometime makes me feel dumb because I usually can't figure out what they are. I asked this slutty looking girl next to me if she was a gypsy and she was like, "No dummy, I'm a genie." I was like, what's the fucking difference? And then I asked if the girl across the bar was a gypsy or a genie and she turned out to be a fortune teller. Again, what is the fucking difference? Some Indian guy dressed up as a drunk Indian and I think I pissed some people off by saying he should have worn a Redskin's jersy.
A chubby chick came over to hit on me and we chatted for a bit about how we're much better people now than we used to be when we were younger and how we're really trying to just be nicer to others and act well now. She was telling me that I reminded her of this comedian from Comedy Central. "It's Dave something. Dave Chapelle, I think?" I told her I'm pretty sure that he's a negro. Keep in mind I'm a 6'6" fairly fit white guy with a shaved head and a skullcap hat on at the time. So then she was like, "Oh no, I meant Dave Attell!" I was kind of insulted and blurted out, "I'm not a short, little Jew!" Her jaw dropped and the conversation ended and she wandered off to talk about what I had said like I'm worse than Hitler or something. Like I said, the bitch was fat anyways. And I guess the term "negro" is now kosher but "Jew" somehow is not.
We left that spot and hit another one to meet up with some girls we know. One of them is a bit of a trollop and my friend that I was with had already hooked up with her but she wanted to hang on me and kiss me all night. Actually we kind of passed her back and forth because we were both drunk and high. I proceeded to pay her the worst compliment ever. She's lost weight and has been working out and after feeling her up I told her, "Baby, your calf's as firm as a frozen beef tenderloin." She wants to have dinner and go to a movie now, but I don't think so. We must have all looked like we were about to have an orgy because the bartenders tossed batches of condoms at us at closing time.
My body now feels polluted and I need some downtime.
Gonna raise a glass of Kendall-Jackson cab in honor of maged tonight. Surreptitiously, of course--wouldn't want an XPT admin to barge into my house and tase my family over it.
I read a news story about 10 years ago about a guy who maxed out the meter on the breathalyser but he was a professional fire breather and was returning from a job at the time.
Went out on a Monday night to a nearby town and to a steakhouse that has a bar. Drank a bunch of bud and hit on a 19 year old server and a 22 year old waitress. Got them on facebook and then went to another smaller nearby town and hit on some college chicks that were debating about religion with some drunk dude. Got all them on facebook too. All the younguns I met last night had nice asses and sweet smiles. One was from Iowa and I really enjoyed talking to her. Most of the ones in the latter scenario were all med students at my alma mater. Place is eat up with young pussy these days. Who knows I might have sowed a seed or two last night for a future symathy fuck.......yeah right! Anyway I drank Bud and Rolling Rock all night and had a massive hangover this morning and have slept off and on all day. Daddy's gettin old !
Now here's a story about shit. I took another one today that I'm pretty sure I could've lit on fire if I'd thrown a match on it. I would've preferred that to what actually happened. See, I got so drunk Sunday that I forgot to take my daily shit. Come Monday, it was so long and firm that it actually stood straight up when it hit the toilet bowl. And when it finally broke off, it toppled over slowly like the leaning tower of Pisa, glancing off my right butt cheek as it fell. I immediately started gagging, almost threw up and then jumped in the shower. And now the toilet is blocked. So remember, always take a break from booze long enough for your daily dump.
Just woked up a little while ago and thought it was 11am, but it's 11pm so I might as well have another since there's no reason to be sober at this hour.
I've been drinking Grey Goose vodka almost exclusively lately. I've found that the better the vodka, the fewer dumb events seem to occur during a night of drinking. I need to make a run to Costco for some of their Kirkland brand vodka. If it isn't still relabeled Grey Goose, then it's something equally good.
Tonight is summer solstice, which has turned into a major party night up here. It looks like a good number of streets downtown are closed down and there are booths set up. I might go check things out in a bit.
Ive gotten a lil low brow ghetto on my stay at home dranks...Im digging mixing Arizona Pina Colada drink w/Sky Vodka.
no shame in the sky vodka. every cheapo I know swears by it and when the big bottle goes on sale we get a case. it's perfect for summer drinks with ice.
Sometimes you wake up and look down at the mess on your shirt and wonder what all you did...and then you realize you ate all the Ivar's clam chowder from the fridge before you passed out.
If he's taking Norco, it's at least 5.2 grams, which is above the threshold to cause liver failure. But you can do a cold water extraction on the pills to filter out the acetaminophen. You could also take some N-Acetyle Cysteine with it, which is what they give people who try to commit suicide by OD'ing on Tylenol.
I've done the CWE, it's tedious, which is why I avoid Percs. Loved the pure OC's before they switched to the rubber-like OP's. You could still crack into them with a pill cutter, but it's not the same.
I take the 80's and remove the shell usually. I've severely cut my usage in the last couple years, never during the week (Monday-Thursday) for a while I got really out of hand ad was doing 4 80's a day. That's not something I'm bragging about btw. It was a fairly pathetic existence. I lost my father, my son, and my sons mother in the span of a year. Thankfully I was able to climb out of that hole, and now only do it for fun a few times a month with particular playmates that I trust
That being said, I know it's stupid to even do them at all. My justification (a shitty one at that) is that I don't drink at all, like ever, I eat healthy, and hike 10-15 miles a day.
Summary of this post: I'm a retarded fuckup at my core
Call it Oxy then, don't call it Percocet. I've mostly given up on opiods because I have some sort of allergy to the filler in them. Even if I take Benadryl with them, my face swells up and I look like Mr. PotatoHead.
Same here Steez. My bad on the terminology. I've never been big on naming the srugs I take, I'm far better at just taking them.
I've got one guy I go to for herb who always makes a point to 1st of all tell me that this shit is 'the best shit he's ever had' and 2ndly, has some kinda fucked up name like Hawaiian Earthlantica Gorilla Monsoon weed, or Blueberry French Apricot weed, or Supercalifragelisticsespialodocious weed. Like I give a fuck what you name it. It's not like those wonderful legal states where you can really expect the same strain/brand of bud if you go to the same place.
Coming from a "legal" state, I've noticed a pattern on the availability of what we're calling "boutique" weed...the shit that has a name. A strain will flood the market fort about 10 days to 2 weeks. At the end of that a new strain floods the market, but hash/ concentrates/ edibles of the previous strains come available for about a week. And the cycle continues. So if you stumble on a strain you really like, it'll most likely be gone by the next time to score.
I went on a 3 day bender last year where I probably should've died. I puked a couple of times which helped. Then I immediately went into withdrawals and my heart rate and BP skyrocketed and I thought I was going to die again. I accidentally took too many of my old bloodpressure pills after that because I forgot what dose I used to take and then I thought for sure I'd die, so I went and got an EKG and all was well again.
I went on a 3 day bender last year where I probably should've died. I puked a couple of times which helped. Then I immediately went into withdrawals and my heart rate and BP skyrocketed and I thought I was going to die again. I accidentally took too many of my old bloodpressure pills after that because I forgot what dose I used to take and then I thought for sure I'd die, so I went and got an EKG and all was well again.
Yes 3 days will cause a quick habit feeling and go into withdrawals without them. I hate Oxys. Had a bottle of 120 80mgs one time, way before they became popular, I did everything with them except stick em up my ass, I didn't feel a damn thing. If I knew what I could of gotten money wise, I would of sold them all. 1$ per milligram around here. This was in 2004
Shit I just talked to someone who got a batch of 40 of the good OC's from a friend who lives on the border with Canada. She sold them for $200-$250 for each pill! The new shitty 80's are 1$ per mg now.
Shit I just talked to someone who got a batch of 40 of the good OC's from a friend who lives on the border with Canada. She sold them for $200-$250 for each pill! The new shitty 80's are 1$ per mg now.
Is that the round tan pills? If so I made a bad trade a couple months ago.
Honestly, I'm not sure. I've never seen 40's of either the new OP or the old OC's. I've had 20's and 80's. The 80's look exactly the same except for the label of OP on them.
20 OP's are a great pill for me on nights out at the bars because they give me a nice mellow buzz for the whole night. I can sip on beer all night and I'll suddenly turn into prince charming. I've never gone out like that and not gotten a few numbers from girls. Unfortunately, sometimes I wind up having no recollection of who the girl was the next day.
Aside from not being able to be crushed, the new 80 OP's don't seem to hit quite as hard at first and that has caused some people to take more than they normally would, leading to a number of OD's. OC, OP, OD....I'm getting a fucking headache.
As for pricing, keep in mind that all of this shit costs 2X's as much in Alaska, if not more.
House to myself until Monday...and plenty of barley to consume.
Originally Posted By: Steezo
As for pricing, keep in mind that all of this shit costs 2X's as much in Alaska, if not more.
Maybe you could hit up one of the dudes from that Deadliest Catch show. One of the guys complained to his Dad he wasn't a junkie because he only did heroin twice a month.
Best pills I ever had were a batch of tiny caplets filled with pure hydrocodone. I had two ruptured discs in my neck and couldn't have anything with acetaminophen in it at the time (long story, not liver related). At first I was prescribed Ultram, which was completely worthless; all it did was make me sleepy. So the doc called in a special order for the custom hydrocodone capsules. The were pure bliss. Just a nice clean, strong buzz.
So... I get the pills, take a few and suddenly I felt good enough to go out. Naturally I went to the Great Alaskan Bush Company with a friend. We popped a few of the tiny capsules, went inside and who was in there with a rain coat on and his hat pulled down low? My neurosurgeon. Lol. He winked at me and tapped the side of his nose, which I believe means something about keeping things secret
I feel lucky that while I clearly enjoy them, I've never hard core jonesed for any type of painkiller. After a real!y heavy weekend (8-10 80's, 200-250 mgs of adderal) I may get a bit of a runny nose, or watery shits a bit,but nothing like I saw my biz partner go thru, after the US govt brought him back from Iraq with a crippling vicodin addiction. I've always had a dumb high drug tolerance, and it's always scared the shit outta me
As for tonight, me and the lady split an 80, she's drinking gross Sky vodka, which means I may get to beat up her butthole tonight
Shit I just talked to someone who got a batch of 40 of the good OC's from a friend who lives on the border with Canada. She sold them for $200-$250 for each pill! The new shitty 80's are 1$ per mg now.
Damn and I had the real ones back then, today they complain they're hard to shoot cause of the fillers or whatever....But $250 per pill? Fuck, maybe cause its near Canada?....but here in NYC, yes $1 per milligram...And they suck, but for $250 per pill I may go see a Pain Management doctor. Ultram does absolutely nothing for me pain wise or high wise. However Dolophine work pretty good for pain, and Percs, but only for pain, I don't feel any type of buzz from them. If I take Xanax sticks (about 4-5) or same amount of 2mg Klonopin Im flying like a bird...but a nice high, not drooling or incoherent, just nice and a couple of drinks, Im good
I feel lucky that while I clearly enjoy them, I've never hard core jonesed for any type of painkiller. After a real!y heavy weekend (8-10 80's, 200-250 mgs of adderal) I may get a bit of a runny nose, or watery shits a bit,but nothing like I saw my biz partner go thru, after the US govt brought him back from Iraq with a crippling vicodin addiction. I've always had a dumb high drug tolerance, and it's always scared the shit outta me
I've noticed i need 90mg of adderall (XR) to get it going some days.
Early start to the big 4th weekend with 2 oxy 80's, but I started at 8pm and took halves every 2 hours, it's now 3:57, I'm feeling groovy. Got to leave by 9 to go pick up this weekends visitor at the airport.
I've been wanting to fuck this chick since I first saw one of her scenes, i think it was in Bang Bus scene but there were a couple chicks on the bus, or even 3 maybe. This is going back a few years. Needless to say, I'm a bit stoked
if you're going to pilfer the scripts lay down a smoke screen by emptying the liquor cabinet and puking a few times at wee hours. it's always good to keep em guessing.
Smokey: What is your average cost of weekend airfare pussy?
Do you mean just airfare? Just what I spoil the morally challenged but orally gifted young lady for her 'daddy issues' therapist? Or you looking for an itemized break down?
Keep in mind its something I don't do every weekend, though these last few months it's been more like every other weekend. A lot of the fun is actually find, court, and usually explain what I'm all looking for is often a lot of fun too, for the most part, I seek them out and pull them right off twitter
This weekends chick has been even better than expected, and I had high expectations. Fucking awesome.
For the record, a shitload of bonghits were ripped. That's about it for the evenings usage
I'm not looking for itemized, I don't care the specific value of drugs you give her or meals you buy her, an all encompassing total. A range is fine, as I know there are no cookie cutter terms.
Gotcha. Well, I'd say on average $1500-2500, for a long weekend of filth. Varying factors for me include appearance, attitude, and activities agreed on. If a girl has a bunch of limits,she probably won't make as much as a similar looking girl who's down for anything anytime anyplace.
The most I've spent for a weekend, actually intended up being Thursday night to Monday night, was $4,000, for a current chick I think is awesome, she wasn't well known at the time, but she's the sexiest girl I've had maybe in my life, and I've seen her once a month, every month, for the same length of time, for $1000, with a few freebies and a couple surprise dropins when she was in town. I'm not naming her because I don't think she escorts, other than me, all that much. Now that she's getting a name, that may not last. We have a great time. She, like most of the girls I see, feel comfy around me. I'm not so manly that I'm intimidating in any way, but I'll choke her and call her a whore while fucking her turd cutter, so I'm versatile.
No worries. I tend to err on the side of overpaying a bit, because a happy whore is a whorier whore. Once they realize I'm easy money and they're going to have fun on top, the rate may go down. That extra couple hundred that first visit has paid itself back for me tenfold.
The getting them loaded part varies. I don't drink or have booze in my house. Nowadays its mostly just lots of weed and for some maybe some blow or molly. I also recommend some percocet to the anal newbies because I'm a gentleman. I won't fuck with a girl who shoots up anything, or any girls that look ridden hard and put away wet. I go for fresh faces, most aren't even porn chicks, just cam girls or regular twitter girls
BTW,I have gotten good reviews on my home made cabernet by the local moonshine drankin hillbillies. I left it a bit dry so it wouldn't be syrupy and like the hell out of it myself. I've given 8 or 9 bottles away [cause thats how I roll]. Got about 4 left for me after I've also been working on it periodically. Next up is some Raspberry Zinfandel. Just had some Seagrams lime flavored gin and 7UP. Not bad.
Did a shit load of yard work after dinner last night and today. Celebrating w/ 2-22oz Becks with dinner.
I think I'm fucked up. If I snort a line of speed, I can sit on a couch or an office chair for 12 hrs. I smoke 1/3 of a joint, and I can't sit still. I'm up off my ass, bouncing around and getting shit done. I may smoke a bowl before work and see how shit works out.
Enjoying the company of a fine little 19 year old daddy's little girl I pulled off twitter at 1/4 of her true weekend rate is in for a weekend of typical debauchery, she's snoozing wearing just a pair of my boxers with her thing underneath, but sticking out so you can see it, I think the kids call it a whale tail? Anyway, I'm a huge fan of this underrated look.
I digress. Wrenched my back last night moving some boxes, so I too half an 80 anticipating the fun around 530, as she got in about 6. She doesn't drink thankfully, but enjoys her bong hits, as do I, so those were a frequent occurrence this evening. I took the other half of the 80 about 930-10:00. Went to take another half a while after midnight and I swallowed the whole thing by mistake. That was more than necessary and now I'm wired smoking a blunt and watching Charlie Ma-Sheen get a mancave while she sleeps. So far so good, and the 80s always do help my stamina for some reason and she is far more fun than I even anticipated.
Mulling over waking her up with my tongue in her shitlocker
Just got home from a nice local spa with my sidekick. Thus far there's just been lots of THC passed among the 2 of us. The party starts now though, I've procured a little less than an 8ball of really good Yay, so we're about to be skiing in July.
I plan on doing the first few lines off herbody , a practice that is certainly fun, but is far more fun in theory than it is in practice. Since she's showering now and enema'd a bit ago, I think we'll start with the booty bump,then go from there. I also notice any time I end up doing gcoke with a girl she eventually winds up rimming my balloon knot periodically throughout the evening am I mad? Nah, ain't mad, I love it!
Husbiffle and I took a trip to Atlanta for a quick global entry interview and met thee man, Bishop that evening for dinner. To celebrate catching up after so many years we had a shot of his favorite, Patron. And sipped on some pretty good margaritas. Amazing man as always, so glad to finally see him again.
Just got home from a nice local spa with my sidekick. Thus far there's just been lots of THC passed among the 2 of us. The party starts now though, I've procured a little less than an 8ball of really good Yay, so we're about to be skiing in July.
I plan on doing the first few lines off herbody , a practice that is certainly fun, but is far more fun in theory than it is in practice. Since she's showering now and enema'd a bit ago, I think we'll start with the booty bump,then go from there. I also notice any time I end up doing gcoke with a girl she eventually winds up rimming my balloon knot periodically throughout the evening am I mad? Nah, ain't mad, I love it!
Happy weekend fools! Party safe!
How many loads you pump into/onto that whore this weekend?
Did she do good balloon knot work, both giving and getting?
Husbiffle and I took a trip to Atlanta for a quick global entry interview and met thee man, Bishop that evening for dinner. To celebrate catching up after so many years we had a shot of his favorite, Patron. And sipped on some pretty good margaritas. Amazing man as always, so glad to finally see him again.
Wow! Looks like you guys had sooooooooooooooo much fun!!!!!
Just got home from a nice local spa with my sidekick. Thus far there's just been lots of THC passed among the 2 of us. The party starts now though, I've procured a little less than an 8ball of really good Yay, so we're about to be skiing in July.
I plan on doing the first few lines off herbody , a practice that is certainly fun, but is far more fun in theory than it is in practice. Since she's showering now and enema'd a bit ago, I think we'll start with the booty bump,then go from there. I also notice any time I end up doing gcoke with a girl she eventually winds up rimming my balloon knot periodically throughout the evening am I mad? Nah, ain't mad, I love it!
Happy weekend fools! Party safe!
How many loads you pump into/onto that whore this weekend?
Did she do good balloon knot work, both giving and getting?
She kept a running total, 3 in her mouth/on her face, 3 on her body, and one in her shitter. Both of our knots were licked far more than necessary, and I even allowed some finger work during a hummer, not a bad experience at all BTW, I'd recommend it
I know how it goes man. You gotta go through lots of rocks to find a diamond, but when you find one, the disappointments along the way make it that much sweeter.
Hey P, is Bish still selling cars? Did he ever pay Burg back for that brick of weed the got from the cripple?
Not selling cars. He's onto much better things and is doing very well. He deserves it We never talked about Burg and/or weed so I have no idea. We discussed our curiosity of what JM plans to do as his comeback with the company. Dying to know!
I know how it goes man. You gotta go through lots of rocks to find a diamond, but when you find one, the disappointments along the way make it that much sweeter.
Just fishing and drinking these days. Kettle One and Diet 7Up mostly. What's the deal with everyone drinking hard cider these days? My fridge is full of it from people stopping by and leaving the shit here.
I couldn't imagine getting drunk off of that shit unless I was a teenager. Then again, I'm also diabetic and my blood sugar would be thru the roof if I drank stuff like that. Beer is bad enough and I only drink it on a few occasions.
If you can find it, RJ Rockers' "Son of a Peach" is good stuff in limited quantities. It's a summer beer, not cider, made in my city. More peaches used to be grown in this county than the entire "peach state".
I got raped earlier getting a half-gallon of Kettle One at the SafeWay near my fishing spot on the Kenai river. $85, "marked down" to $69 because I have a SafeWay Club Card.
I couldn't imagine getting drunk off of that shit unless I was a teenager. Then again, I'm also diabetic and my blood sugar would be thru the roof if I drank stuff like that. Beer is bad enough and I only drink it on a few occasions.
What I used to do w/ Hard Cider and Lemonade is buy a 6pack to throw in the cooler w/ a case of beer, when I went to a party. Good to have one as a switch up every few beers and to have around for broads.
I tried a German ale called Cucumber Kolsch. It had a great cucumber note that was very fresh tasting. No artificial taste at all. I was pleasantly surprised how awesome it was. A lot of reviews online aren't that great. I'm going to assume those jerk offs pride in their taste for Coors and Budweiser.
I tried a German ale called Cucumber Kolsch. It had a great cucumber note that was very fresh tasting. No artificial taste at all. I was pleasantly surprised how awesome it was. A lot of reviews online aren't that great. I'm going to assume those jerk offs pride in their taste for Coors and Budweiser.
Immer diese Umlautkonfusion...
Kölsch.
The Reinheitsgebot would frown upon cucumber aroma in any form though.
I'll go with my same thoughts on this as my thoughts on Corona w/ Lime or Bud Light Lime: If you gotta put fruit in yer beer to make it palatable, you got shit beer.
I am a firm believer that "craft beer" is nothing but yuppies trying to ruin beer, as they ruin everything else.
But of course they would. There's always someone who would frown upon something but it doesn't mean it does not work well. So fuck 'em.
Stick it to the man.
The Reinheitsgebot seems to be an overcome remnant of the past, if the German Wikipedia entry is to be believed.
Beer produced by German companies for the German market using organic ingredients is probably some of the most traditional stuff out there. Not because it's German; because it's legally binding.
Mainly because I've been so busy the last 10 months I haven't been able to find the time for a good party. There really hasn't been a conscious lifestyle change. It's just the effects of aging, I think. Getting coked up, smoking meth, or rolling on E takes me three or four days to recover now, and although I've had business travel during this time it's always been inadvisable to get my partay on during or after these trips. The Admiral has never been one to show up to a business meeting strung out on drugs or wrecked after a weekend bender. Partying enough that it might affect the flow of cash necessary to fuel the party would never be a good idea.
Will I ever have one of those lost weekends again? Don't really want to end up like Don Simpson, dead of heart failure at 52. I figure if I've made it 10 months, I can go on to my rightful end, dead of liver failure at 62.
I hear ya on the older ya get, the longer the hangover lasts. Even if I'm going out to get good and boozy, I try to just do it on Fridays, so come Monday I'm human again.
I hear you admiral. Work has been going really well for me even as an old dude, and the blood pressure meds seem to have altered the taste of booze after a few drinks. I've also been too busy to smoke a bunch of weed.
Sadly, I've been too busy to bang the young girls with daddy issues that appear now and then. I am no stud, but I can usually pay for things, which is more than the loser dudes they date can. I'm been traveling a bunch to really not have time for them.
But I have this one 21-yr old who is tired of dating losers and/or needs an allowance and can handle it. But she still wants it on the DL (which may work for me actually), but I've told her I want her to introduce me to her mom just to see how serious she is.
She is still estranged from her father who found a video she did sucking off a dude and is supposedly 'angry and disappointed'. I told her I suspect he actually beat off to it, which is why he's so angry. He even told her it seemed like she "performed well". nice work dad.
The Reinheitsgebot was nothing but a tax scam. Tax on alcohol content did not take hold in Germany until the early 1900's. So the way the German monarchy made money on beer was to tax the ingredients- hops and barley malt (they could not tax water). It wasn't so much for consumer and beer protection as it was a way to get money for the monarchy.
The Reinheitsgebot was nothing but a tax scam. Tax on alcohol content did not take hold in Germany until the early 1900's. So the way the German monarchy made money on beer was to tax the ingredients- hops and barley malt (they could not tax water). It wasn't so much for consumer and beer protection as it was a way to get money for the monarchy.
While that might be accurate, the Reinheitsgebot is around 500 years old, so there could have been an actual consumer benefit included somewhere.
Guinness supposedly contains fish bladder today. Prost.
Kettle One and Club Soda with a lime. Started off at my favorite dive bar, but got kicked out at 9pm when there was a bartender switch. The girl who came on shift kicks me out every time she's working. This has been going on for about 3 years ever since I kind of told her that she was dressed like a slut. I also texted her back then to tell her she has a big, juicy fat ass. And I think I told her the tattoo she has on her back that' supposed to be a red sun with radiant heat waves coming off it just looks like a bloody bullet hole. Strangely, when she isn't working, we get along great. She recently hugged me and told me she loves me and thinks I'm a great guy.The cute girl who went off shift at 9 recently gave me her number, but she won't reply to me and I assume it's because she talked to the other bartender about me.
From there we proceeded to a backup bar that has mostly the same type of crowd. The only cute girl there was in the smoking lounge with some dorky dude who kept telling horrible jokes all night. It threw off my game and I asked her for her number too soon. She just started working at the bar, so I'll see her again. She said she'd like to go hunting.
Tried to go home after that but got a text from a friend across town and got dropped off at the bar he was at. We both popped Molly and I proceeded to try to keep myself amused. I bummed a cigarette off the girl next to me at the bar and for no apparent reason I told her that her mother is a whore. She punched me and stormed off. But she came back. She's given me a number of different names, so I've just started calling her "5 Names." Then she came up with another name, so now she is "6 Names." I grab her jiggly ass every time I see her until she stops me and tells me I'm being inappropriate. I think of it as "our little thing."
At 3am, I met a girl with several missing teeth. She had the names of her children tattooed on her fingers and one was named Hermione, but not after the Harry Potter character. I got her number after she told me she was an independent seamstress (whatever that is) and could stitch me a canvas cover for my BBQ grill. I talked her into driving us home. She had an interlock device on her car, but somehow fooled it and blew a .000 and then immediately sideswiped the pickup truck next to us while pulling out of her parking space. She tried to drive away, but the pickup owner stopped her. Luckily my friend knew him and he let her go without calling the police. She dropped us off but wouldn't come in with me. Her name was Pepper Jane.
Im down to 3 and 4 days per week of drunk. I work 12 hour shifts at my job and had to struggle not to drink on workdays. Just not feasible. This caused curious dreams for a while. Dreams of numbers and sequences of numbers with missing bits. The agitation was enoumous. Even more curious are the things that occur now on the days I do drink. Ive ended up naked outside twice. I was not discivered because my home is fairly isolated and sits back from the road. I left a tuna sandwich out on the counter overnight and it was covered with flies. I threw it outside and later saw a skunk eating it. My relationship to alcohol is evolving but not purely in the Darwinian sense. But yeah today is one of my days off and I will be drinking tonight. Im all on my phone, no computer. So I you care to you can picture me drunk and masturbating with a cheap snartphone inches from my face with Gia Jordon pornography on it, and that will be accurqte because that is what I intend to do. I realize mos
...but like I tried to say I realize many of you are on the west coast so if you want to participate in this with me adjust your timestable to EST. :drunky:
I locked myself out of the house without my shirt on once. Luckily, my grandmother lived next door and had an arctic entryway where she kept her wheelchair. I passed out on that and almost gave her a heart attack when she opened her door in the morning. She gave me a tiny brown sweater to wear that I could only button the middle button on. I remember wearing that and laying out in the sun on a lawn chair while some woman locksmith picked my lock. "Wow! That must've been some drinking party last night!" was her comment. Oh, I also jumped out of a moving vehicle that night when my friend was taking me home. I guess I didn't want him to have to come to a complete stop.
I just had a bout of the (mostly) dry heaves. I did spit out something pink, but I can't tell if it's blood or just pizza sauce from the late-night pizza binge after getting home.
Kettle One and Club Soda with a lime. Started off at my favorite dive bar, but got kicked out at 9pm when there was a bartender switch. The girl who came on shift kicks me out every time she's working. This has been going on for about 3 years ever since I kind of told her that she was dressed like a slut. I also texted her back then to tell her she has a big, juicy fat ass. And I think I told her the tattoo she has on her back that' supposed to be a red sun with radiant heat waves coming off it just looks like a bloody bullet hole. Strangely, when she isn't working, we get along great. She recently hugged me and told me she loves me and thinks I'm a great guy.The cute girl who went off shift at 9 recently gave me her number, but she won't reply to me and I assume it's because she talked to the other bartender about me.
From there we proceeded to a backup bar that has mostly the same type of crowd. The only cute girl there was in the smoking lounge with some dorky dude who kept telling horrible jokes all night. It threw off my game and I asked her for her number too soon. She just started working at the bar, so I'll see her again. She said she'd like to go hunting.
Tried to go home after that but got a text from a friend across town and got dropped off at the bar he was at. We both popped Molly and I proceeded to try to keep myself amused. I bummed a cigarette off the girl next to me at the bar and for no apparent reason I told her that her mother is a whore. She punched me and stormed off. But she came back. She's given me a number of different names, so I've just started calling her "5 Names." Then she came up with another name, so now she is "6 Names." I grab her jiggly ass every time I see her until she stops me and tells me I'm being inappropriate. I think of it as "our little thing."
At 3am, I met a girl with several missing teeth. She had the names of her children tattooed on her fingers and one was named Hermione, but not after the Harry Potter character. I got her number after she told me she was an independent seamstress (whatever that is) and could stitch me a canvas cover for my BBQ grill. I talked her into driving us home. She had an interlock device on her car, but somehow fooled it and blew a .000 and then immediately sideswiped the pickup truck next to us while pulling out of her parking space. She tried to drive away, but the pickup owner stopped her. Luckily my friend knew him and he let her go without calling the police. She dropped us off but wouldn't come in with me. Her name was Pepper Jane.
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I locked myself out of the house without my shirt on once. Luckily, my grandmother lived next door and had an arctic entryway where she kept her wheelchair. I passed out on that and almost gave her a heart attack when she opened her door in the morning. She gave me a tiny brown sweater to wear that I could only button the middle button on. I remember wearing that and laying out in the sun on a lawn chair while some woman locksmith picked my lock. "Wow! That must've been some drinking party last night!" was her comment. Oh, I also jumped out of a moving vehicle that night when my friend was taking me home. I guess I didn't want him to have to come to a complete stop.
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I just had a bout of the (mostly) dry heaves. I did spit out something pink, but I can't tell if it's blood or just pizza sauce from the late-night pizza binge after getting home.
Steezo will leave some barfly a little Alaskan with fetal alcohol syndrome he won't pay child support for when he gets found with a vomiticle in his mouth, a bloody shirt, pants soaked in piss and abrasions all over his body.
No kids. Probably won't have any. I do have a cat and for a while my big worry was that I might flop down on her while drunk and kill her like Christopher Moltisanti did to his girlfriend's little dog on the Soprano's. But my cat is too alert to let something like that happen to her.
No kids. Probably won't have any. I do have a cat and for a while my big worry was that I might flop down on her while drunk and kill her like Christopher Moltisanti did to his girlfriend's little dog on the Soprano's. But my cat is too alert to let something like that happen to her.
Steezo drunkenly conquers the willing, unwanted kids follow.
The barfly will puncture condoms and/or inject itself with his slerp.
Kitty gets dosed with every feeding for penile colonics.
Call PETA, Alcoholics Anonymous and the cops already.
I hear ya on the older ya get, the longer the hangover lasts. Even if I'm going out to get good and boozy, I try to just do it on Fridays, so come Monday I'm human again.
And now, in addition to nearly a year without drugs, I have been off the sauce for 34 consecutive days and still going strong. This time it is a deliberate choice. Here's the weird thing: Since hitting two weeks without alcohol, the Admiral's cock is now harder and longer than even in his 20s. Waay up over the belly button. Unfortunately, for the first nut of the day the Admiral's cock now finishes up more quickly than even in his teens. The refractory period has shortened considerably after entering the sober life, but still, the Quick Draw McGraw phenomenon is disconcerting. Hopefully that's going to work itself out going forward.
I locked myself out of the house without my shirt on once. Luckily, my grandmother lived next door and had an arctic entryway where she kept her wheelchair. I passed out on that and almost gave her a heart attack when she opened her door in the morning. She gave me a tiny brown sweater to wear that I could only button the middle button on. I remember wearing that and laying out in the sun on a lawn chair while some woman locksmith picked my lock. "Wow! That must've been some drinking party last night!" was her comment. Oh, I also jumped out of a moving vehicle that night when my friend was taking me home. I guess I didn't want him to have to come to a complete stop.
This reminds me of passing out shirtless and the mosquitos having their way with me.
Good times! Great hanging out with JB and Fatman. Though my first drtink was so weak it barely looked like iced tea. Then I went to some Fashion Week shindig and showed up late.
^^^My cat is fucking awesome. She's in the pet pic thread.
Drinking some kind of organic vodka with diet 7Up. Liquor n' late lunch, then switching to Bacardi/Cola later to have with chicken fingers while watching season 8 of Trailer Park Boys.
For the price, Svedka is a great vodka. I've mostly been drinking Grey Goose at home and Kettle One at the bars. The better the vodka, the better (more accurately, less bad) I feel the next day.
For the price, Svedka is a great vodka. I've mostly been drinking Grey Goose at home and Kettle One at the bars. The better the vodka, the better (more accurately, less bad) I feel the next day.
I have found that clear liquors have a better effect the next day - Vodka, Gin (only in the summer), Tequila, Moonshine.
I think the "The better the vodka" line can be translated to "The better the liquor"
Went to a bday party for a good friend which meant hanging with a crew of drunky drunksters, which is actually kinda rare for me these days. I took it easy with just an 80, 3 15's, and 60 mgs of addy. Good times.
No kids. Probably won't have any. I do have a cat and for a while my big worry was that I might flop down on her while drunk and kill her like Christopher Moltisanti did to his girlfriend's little dog on the Soprano's. But my cat is too alert to let something like that happen to her.
Steezo drunkenly conquers the willing, unwanted kids follow.
The barfly will puncture condoms and/or inject itself with his slerp.
Kitty gets dosed with every feeding for penile colonics.
Call PETA, Alcoholics Anonymous and the cops already.
Drambuie? I will only drink that with one Italian friend, at his insistence. Then, I make him drink Bourbon.
(Oh wait, sorry...it's Sambuca he makes me drink. I still don't care for Drambuie)
My Dad loved a lil bit of sambuca after dinner and got a kick out of blowing his anise stanky breath at me. I love eating anise/fennel but don't care for the liquer.
no absinthe, but when I bummed through Greece I did enjoy all the homemade Ouzo from the various locales.
I think traditionally-made ouzo has some sort of opiate in it. And for some reason that I can't recall, I have a bottle of Marilyn Manson's "Mansinthe" brand absinthe here. I don't remember being impressed by it.
Steezo, Mansinthe is terrible tasting. But the most terrible is Lucid. Never drink it. Most bars have it only because of company kick backs. Kubler is less expensive than both as well.
I despise anise. I once bought a case of expensive dark beer from a local micro-brewery that got rave reviews on a bunch of beer sites and when I got it home it had a really strong anise flavor. It was a shame because it had really great body and looked great in a frosted glass but the anise made me want to puke. I ended up giving the case to an alcoholic neighbor who then complained to me for 2 weeks that the beer I gave him was too thick for his taste but he drank it in one night anyway.
Apparently I still have a good palate. Either that or being diabetic has made me sensitive to sweets, but I just made a drink with some Alaskan Truuli Peak Vodka and instantly knew something was wrong. It's distilled with 5% honey. Blech!
Did I read somewhere about a marijuana, "laced" I guess you'd call it, Absinthe? I swear I saw that. I don't drink, but I'd try that shit for shits and giggles.
Bought my last bottle of Grey Goose vodka for a while. I'm trying to get off the liquor for a bit starting Monday. The half gallon bottle was so tall that it clanked off a fluorescent light when I pulled it off the shelf. I mentioned this to the cute cashier girl when she was ringing me up and suggested that they move the Grey Goose bottles elsewhere. Her reply: "Top shelf vodka is top shelf vodka." I liked that.
BTW, what Clemson did was not "Clemsoning", which is never beating the spread. We did beat the spread but still...it hurt. The stats are ridiculous. No way this game should have been lost.
I was going to post this in the youtube music thread but felt it fit better here.
Quote:
"So raise a glass For everyone here and gone And roll up the rug And push back the chairs Cause we're all here tonight
May you never grow old And never get caught And never desire What others have got May you get what you want Get what you need May we never get what we deserve
So throw a glass Into the fireplace And grab a chair and lift the bride Up into the air Cause we're all here tonight
May you never grow old And never get caught And never desire What others have got May you get what you want And get what you need May we never get what we deserve
So break some bread With the family And shake out the saw dust On to the floor Cause we're all here tonight
May you never grow old And never get caught And never desire What others have got May you get what you want And get what you need May we never get what we deserve"
I've made it sober for the last three days despite watching K-State quite literally give the game away to Auburn on Thursday and watching the Royals be unable to control their bowels Friday and Saturday. I'm not sure if my liver will make it past the Chiefs today though. Take the over on the Boulevard.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 09/21/1401:23 PM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Swilling cider and browning andouille for some rice and beans that'll go with the chickens I roast tomorrow while I watch the Giants lose.
Happy to be wrong about the Chiefs and as a bonus I was happy to be wrong about the Royals too (I forgot the Chiefs were playing a late game so I had a chance to watch both.) Didn't need the Boulevard after all.
Which was a good thing since I probably would have just thrown bottle after bottle at the image of Ned Yost on my TV when he had Escobar (2-2 vs Porcello already in the game and 5 for his last six overall in this series) bunt with men on first and second with no out. Never, ever, ever, ever (and I have been a Chiefs and Royals fan for 40 years) have I ever wanted a manager or head coach fired immediately. I wanted Yost fired before Aoki stepped into the batters box and I don't care if he dumb lucks his way to a World Series victory I still want him fired.
Fucker says in his pre-game TV interview that the team has to go out and play to win this game and not play not to lose this game and he does everything he can to try to settle for one run when the first two batters of an inning get on base. Textbook example of playing not to lose. Thank you Aoki for fucking up Ned's strategy with that triple.
My break from booze didn't take, so I was at a sports bar tonight for the Bears Monday Night game and we had apps and drinks and whatnot and, of course, I managed to win the last door prize: a $500 gift certificate to the bar. So we've got $400 left now after paying tonight's bill for drinks and food in the future. Lol.
It's been Hendricks Gin & a splash of tonic with two lime wedges once or twice a week at the most the last few months. Not even a buzz. But it is refreshing and a change from boring water all day long.
I went to a pre-Rosh Hashana party last night, and woke up today totally sick. I'm never having an awesome night of only-deli-open-at-1am bialys and whitefish and champagne nosherei ever again.
I really don't taste too much of a difference, but I also put a little Nestle's chocolate mix in there, the stuff you make chocolate milk with, very tasty. I don't know if my friend who made it loaded it up too much or wtf she did, or because my form of consumption is very rarely eating or drinking it, but I was zonked the fuck out. But, not sleepy blah stoned, I have a good amount of energy. I'm actually just finishing up a mug of it right now
I have a new twitter playmate possibility coming in for the weekend, she was referred by a mutual friend and we've been chatting for a little bit, so the comfort level is already pretty good. She found out yesterday that she could take off tomorrow, so she called to tell me instead of getting here friday night, she'll be here tomorrow afternoon. Shockingly, she made a point of letting me know that, a deal being a deal, she's not expecting any sort of increase on the terms. However, she's smart enough to know that, the tip structure should ensure a much better bonus for her on the back end.
Wow, I must be zooted because where did that ramble come from. Anyway, I only brought all that up to say, I'm taking it easy tonight since she's getting here tomorrow instead of Friday. My earlier game plan called for me getting fucked up tonight, but I'm chilling with the Weed coffee after a long day of making arrangements for party favors and whatnot.
I'm sorry for this post in advance. I'm not rereading it, but I have a sense it's pointless rambling rubbish
Had a glass of Pinot Noir and a glass of Sangria last night. Didn't help my sleep.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 09/25/1407:04 AM
Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
THC-laced hazelnut coffee with an 80 and a few bong rips for good measure.
Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
I don't know if my friend who made it loaded it up too much or wtf she did, or because my form of consumption is very rarely eating or drinking it, but I was zonked the fuck out. But, not sleepy blah stoned, I have a good amount of energy. I'm actually just finishing up a mug of it right now.
I dunno about you, but I can either smoke or enjoy edibles but not both at the same time.
I have my own filthy fun time coming in next week but during the week. I told her I may have to work a little and she was like "yea, that;'s cool, you can just chain me up so I won't escape"
THC-laced hazelnut coffee with an 80 and a few bong rips for good measure.
Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
I don't know if my friend who made it loaded it up too much or wtf she did, or because my form of consumption is very rarely eating or drinking it, but I was zonked the fuck out. But, not sleepy blah stoned, I have a good amount of energy. I'm actually just finishing up a mug of it right now.
I dunno about you, but I can either smoke or enjoy edibles but not both at the same time.
I like the idea of edibles and cooking techniques have really come a long way from brownies with barely ground trimmings. The peanut butter peanut butter cups don't taste like skunk anymore. But for whatever reason, they don't work for shit on me. But we still buy them when given a chance.
Smoke, how do you infuse coffee? Is it something you do yourself or something you get somewhere?
I can't do it, my best friend is this hippie girl who learned how to do it somewhere. The extent of my involvement is supplying the chronic and drinking the coffee.
The coffee and the edibles at the same time were great I thought. But I think I'm going to try to learn how to do the coffee, although she's around a lot, I really like this shit. Calms the preparty nerves
I'm drinking. My guys covered the spread and won and our rival lost. Got two of the three 100.00 riding lawnmowers running and ran out of time on the third. Will address third tomorrow.
Started early today. 21 year old blonde piece of Kentucky beautiful ass got here last night.. Showed her around the city last night while she blew me off and on as I drove. Had soso sex last night and thought I might have swung and missed with this girl.
Was woken up at 7AM and then again at 9ish, both times with her feverishly working my cock into her mouth. Went for breakfast, came home and enjoyed a nice breakfast. Being that it is raining like a motherfucker and will be all day, she suggested staying in for the afternoon. Long story short, while we "watched" Dogma and now Inglorious Bastards, she's swallowed 2 loads and wore a 3rd on her grill, demanded i finger her stinkhole while railing her from behind, and ate my asshole with the passion of a Sally Struthers kid being fed 4 pieces of rice and the skin from 1/4th of a cucumber.
we just split an green guy (80mg), which she says will make life easier on her little brown ring when I stretch it out via repeated vicious cockpunches coming up here in a little while.
I picked her up from the airport less than 24 hours ago. Good girl.
Sorry bud, that's not my call, it's hers. I've been vouched for before, if you don't believe me, I'm not concerned about it. I'm not bragging. I pay them, a good chunk of change. It's not my charming nature that gets me these hot young sluts. If folks don't like or don't want to hear my stories, which are all 100% fact, then I'll stop telling them. No biggie. I've gotten a good response though, for the most part.
The worst part is, I have the pics. But I get them because they tend to trust me. I'm not trying to fuck that up.
Sorry bud, that's not my call, it's hers. I've been vouched for before, if you don't believe me, I'm not concerned about it. I'm not bragging. I pay them, a good chunk of change. It's not my charming nature that gets me these hot young sluts. If folks don't like or don't want to hear my stories, which are all 100% fact, then I'll stop telling them. No biggie. I've gotten a good response though, for the most part.
The worst part is, I have the pics. But I get them because they tend to trust me. I'm not trying to fuck that up.
Smokey is beyond solid. I can't tell you what Im not supposed to know nor would I do the same... Type thing.
^^^ Might as well go the the pharmacy and ask for some of the old, good Sudafed. You're allowed to get a certain amount every so often, but you'll have to show ID. It's to prevent people from getting enough to cook meth. Anyway, you can crush them and snort them for a pick me up. I learned this last year when I was dating a pharmacy tech. You can also get some cough syrup with codeine, but it's got the same type of restriction of only so much so often.
Yeah. I get the box of 6hr sudafed. 96 - 30mg tablets. I'm sensitive to uppers, so they treat me well. I don't sniff em though. Pop one on my way into work on days where my ass is dragging.
Used to have to sign a book for the sudafed. Now they shoot the digital code on yer license and make you sign a credit card pad. I guess that goes right to a central database and keeps a cook from hitting a dozen pharmacies in a day.
My 3rd hand meth connection says it is so tough now that if ya wanna buy meth, ya gotta bring boxes of 24hr sudafed. It is like a core trade on a master cylinder.
^^^ Might as well go the the pharmacy and ask for some of the old, good Sudafed. You're allowed to get a certain amount every so often, but you'll have to show ID. It's to prevent people from getting enough to cook meth. Anyway, you can crush them and snort them for a pick me up. I learned this last year when I was dating a pharmacy tech. You can also get some cough syrup with codeine, but it's got the same type of restriction of only so much so often.
New Amsterdam Vodka on the weekend. Grambling State won there homecomming against UAPB (University of Arkansas Pine-Bluff). I was at the game and I seen all my classmates that I went to school with that I have not see in years. Its was very crunk and live. (College SWAC school)
did you ever hear of frat guys and other "straight" twinks doing gay porn?if you google image search gay frat twink(i did looking for frat douches once)youll be treated to photographic evidence of what goes in college dorms across the nation.if you have a kid that seems overly homophobic you should do this before sending them off to college.or google it just to see what your local college kids might be up to.who knows maybe youll see someone you know.
"Bro,fuck those faggots thinking they can get married!I hope they get aids!"
next conversation on the phone(while kneading his flacid penis)"Bro are you coming over for the shoot this weekend?"
did you ever hear of frat guys and other "straight" twinks doing gay porn?if you google image search gay frat twink(i did looking for frat douches once)youll be treated to photographic evidence of what goes in college dorms across the nation.if you have a kid that seems overly homophobic you should do this before sending them off to college.or google it just to see what your local college kids might be up to.who knows maybe youll see someone you know.
"Bro,fuck those faggots thinking they can get married!I hope they get aids!"
next conversation on the phone(while kneading his flacid penis)"Bro are you coming over for the shoot this weekend?"
Is this English? Someone please translate. And I've had very little to drink- that's not the problem.
^^^ It means Frankie (like Pete Townshend) likes to "research" alternative porn. BTW, I think I know why he hates frat guys. This is what happened the last time you were drinking with the guys, right Frankie? At least this is what happened first...
I know. I hacked your hard drive to get the pic and found your upcoming amateur compilation, "If These Walls Could Talk, Volume I: The Basque Edition."
had about half of this yesterday.it doesnt get you really drunk though.i shouldve just got a normal red wine,i dont like this one like the kind that i mix in my spaghetti sauce.i think its carlos rossi.
Maker's 46 with two ice cubes. I can't stand room temperature liquor. I seem to have bourbon every time I fire up my smoker. Then I'll pass out midway thru the cooking process, think I've ruined everything and wind up pleasantly surprised by how great everything turned out.
At the L store earlier, I couldn't believe that they actually sell a $6 tool for peeling the foil off the top of a wine bottle.
I dunno Steezo. I love bourbon neat. I admit I will accompany or chase it with a cold beer but there is something about smelling and tasting a room temp bourbon whiskey that is extremely satisfying. I'm no Bourbon snob but neat brings out the best in whatever is at hand and exposes the ones that are terrible.
I don't think 2 ice cubes or maybe a splash of cold water is a travesty. Maker's 46 goes down smooth straight from the bottle. The first time I had it, I amused my friends by downing the whole bottle and then tried to feed myself by throwing handfuls of popcorn at my face while trying to chomp them out of the air.
Belvedere vodka and lemon crystal light. I took a break from the liquor for a week, but now I'm back on it. It's almost a holiday and tonight I'm dancing with Mr. Belvedere.
I've been taking longer breaks in between getting drunks. So apparently I've switched from being an alcoholic to being a binge drinker. Is that an upgrade or a downgrade? Because I've heard binge drinking is actually worse for you.
try it neat at room temperature. It's one of the smoothest bourbons around without getting into the boutique brands. Bulleit seems to be gaining a following hereabouts as well.
I was just taking out the weekly trash and one of my garbage bags started blinking brightly. I thought I'd thrown out something expensive by mistake, so I ripped into the bag. It was a half-gallon bottle of Belvedere vodka with a blinking LED at the bottom. I guess this is a hidden feature. I was hoping maybe I had won something.
Yeah, I could see this possibly freaking someone out if they were under the influence when it started blinking. Turns out there's a button on the bottom of the bottles. One click starts the light blinking. A second click gives you a solid light and a third click shuts it off again. I'm curious to see what they say at the liquor store when I bring a blinking bottle up to the register next time I'm in there.
i'm on probation on a misdemeanor weed thing, something my co-worker who lives in Tahoe got a 215 card for. Makes me consider moving back to SF for 5 seconds.
6 months and they say no alcohol and no hitting bars, etc.
I rode down O'Farrell St. once on the way back to the St. Francis hotel from shopping at Brooks Brothers in Union Square. I told the cabbie I just wanted to see it. He looked at me like I was slightly off.
Didn't Oriana have some trouble getting lost when going to do a show at the theater long ago? I forget the story.
That was a fake story that we made up on our feature dancing trip to SF at The Century Theatre. She initiated it, but the ball just kept rolling because we thought it was so hilarious to worry Jeff Mike. I guess whores lie?
The St. Francis is a hell of a great hotel at its usual price around two hundred a night. And they are very discreet with wild-eyed, coke-sweaty guests and their whores so long as nobody causes a scene. Its close proximity to the Market Street Cinema was a substantial plus.
My best friend & drinking buddy told me he was giving up drinking for Lent. That should've happened after Fat Tuesday, but he had a Mardi Gras party that upcoming weekend, so he pushed things back. Then he decided he would only drink on special occasions during Lent.
After about 2 days of not drinking, he gave up on that and just went back to drinking pretty much every day. He got slapped with a refusal to blow DUI yesterday at McDonald's drive thru when the cops showed up investigating a different group of people and went to his car first by mistake. He's still in jail, waiting on his bail hearing Monday.
Got late tickets to Pelicans v Memphis and got to see the second half in some killer seats. 2 buds. 2 shots Jameson, 4 Mich ultra and a glass of red wine.
BAKER LAKE, Wash. — When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby — dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.
The bear apparently got into campers’ coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans. “He drank the Rainier and wouldn’t drink the Busch beer,” said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.
Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest. The beast then consumed about 36 cans of Rainier.
I could use more of the former and a whole less of the latter. I keep meeting these 20 something hotties with that sympathetic look in their eyes. Not enough for a sympathy b.j. however.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 07/25/1508:14 AM
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
I could use more of the former and a whole less of the latter.
I've been here quite a few times and it's pretty much the same as always. The tourists in the town I'm at are all drunken British idiots. These days, I'd say 90% of them are 23 or under. It's funny, when I came here when I was 18, everyone was 35 and now it's the total opposite. There's dance music playing here 24 hours a day, which gets a little irritating. Luckily, the spot I'm staying at is a bit of a way from the main party strip.
I've mostly just been chilling out with my Greek family and friends. I haven't even made it out to the strip to check things out. Last night I was going to go out for a bit and maybe end my night at the strip club they have here (I imagine it's filthy). Unfortunately, it rained harder here last night than I've ever seen it rain before. I wish I could post a clip from the short video I took from my phone. When it rains here, it really rains and the thunder and lightning can get right on top of you. My father's aunt actually died from a lightning strike many years ago.
Your family is from Kavos? I had to look it up on Wikipedia. Population less than 800! No, never been there. My family is from South Athens. I was thinking more of the "night clubs" cum brothels of the bigger cities. When I was in the Navy I flew out of Athens and also had the opportunity to get to know cousins. Alas, I do not speak Greek and didn't spend enough time there to get much past sounding out the alphabet.
Our house is in Kavos, but the family is from a village a little ways away called Lefkimmi. Kavos is one of the top party destinations in all of Europe and is generally full of drunk English idiots.
I can't count how many times I've been told by family here that I must learn Greek. I try to explain that I'm only here for like 3 weeks every 2 or 3 years, but no one listens.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 09/13/1503:28 PM
Question, and I'm not trying to be a dick here, but...
How much Greek would it it take you to learn to help your relatives fleece the fuck out of those drunk English idiots.
There's nothing to fleece. The English tourist come here practically broke, with barely enough money for food and drinks. Correction, make that drinks and food. They always seem to have enough to at least get shitfaced drunk.
Respectfully, there's always something to fleece out of that lot, having seen this in full force in Brooklyn. But whatevs, I guess, as long as you can send one home with a lifetime of regrets.
If they're anything like the ones in Amsterdam then fuck the whole lot of them. They ain't worth pissing on. Broke-ass drunk teabag retards singing and fighting and pissing on walls. The difference may be the ones in Brooklyn have enough dough to travel to the states and the ones in A'dam and Greece don't.
It's true. And the English girls are basically shameless. There was a scandal in Magaluf where some bird sucked off everyone in the club for a five dollar bottle of hooch.
^Those two posts pretty much sum up the English morons here. I'm always amused when someone says that an English accent makes you sound so much more intelligent than the average American. My experiences here make me feel the exact opposite.
There are about 200 accents in England. There is one which marks the speaker as cultured (Received Pronunciation), and 199 which mark the speaker as a lesser being to one extent or another. And some of them are just the worst. Those are the creatures which inhabit the package tours to Greece and Spain, punching people, fucking in the street, and vomiting everywhere.
There's a rather terrible Navy-based drama called "The Last Ship" which just finished up its second season on TNT and the BitTorrent sites. It features the lovely Rhona Mitra as the English heroine, with her RP accent, and these two "British sailors", the Ramsey brothers, who inherit their Royal Navy submarine when everyone else on it dies. The actor playing the antagonist is Irish, but his "English" accent is ridiculously low-class. Maybe it's deliberate, but that would have been a terrible choice because Royal Navy officers are virtually all drawn from the so-called public school class which cultivates the RP accent.
But it's pretty clear that Rhona Mitra's RP accent shows us she's smart and virtuous, and the Irish guy's ersatz Cockney is supposed to show us he's bad.
I had some drinks with a Scottish girl last night and at first I could've sworn she wasn't speaking English. I had to sober myself up and concentrate for a moment to understand what she was saying. If I drink with her again, I'm going to play a game where I say a word in English and make her repeat it in her own fucked up dialect.
I've pretty much had a buzz going for the last week, except for normal working hours. I got totally shitfaced last night next to an empty box of pizza (not Dominos) that I don't remember eating. I was looking at my bathroom mirror a little while ago and couldn't figure out what the two weird smudges on it were and then realized that they were imprints from my forehead.
2 Angry Orchard ciders. With JB and Jerkules. Left early to get a salad at Chipotle before closing time. I've had a headache for three days, and just want to go back to bed
I'm doing another Whole 30 cleanse, so that makes 30 days with no booze. I have a few obligations to go out this month, plus Thanksgiving is coming up, so I might have to take a few cheat days and then tack them on at the end to make 30 days total. I'm trying to decide whether or not opiates count as cheating, since they're calorie free.
Oops. I was cleaning up the kitchen and preparing for 30 days of cooking my own food and I came across 2 bottles of Greek wine tucked away. I wasn't gonna not drink it, soo... My Whole 30 program starts tomorrow now. And I've decided if I cheat at all during the 30 days, I'll add an extra 3 days on at the end for each night I go out and have a drink.
I did this back in June and didn't drink a drop or cheat once in 30 days. I lost over 15lbs. You aren't allowed to weigh yourself until the month is up, so it was a nice surprise/reward.
Grey Goose + V8. I'll be switching to Grey Goose + Lacroix berry flavored water later. After 4 1/2 weeks off of the booze (except for a little wine on Thanksgiving and one night when I had 2 drinks) and on my Whole 30 cleansing diet, I've dropped 15 lbs. I'll mostly stick to the diet, but I'm adding liquor back in for the next 2 weeks, then starting a new cleanse after New Years Day.
Beer. At least 4 different kinds: Newcastle Brown, Alaskan Icy Bay IPA, Double Bastard and some kind of Belgian ale that I bought for a recipe (Belgian beef carbonnade stew). I'm trying to get my taste buds back in beer mode for next weekend's upcoming Great Alaskan Beer & Barleywine Festival. I had tickets last year and didn't make it because the night before my friend brought over some drunken lunatic chick who ended up stripping, popping and rolling around all weekend. If I ever hear the song, "Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat" playing in my house again, I'm gonna blow up the fucking stereo.
I should post this next part in the pet peeves/things that make you mad thread, but I don't feel like it. Each Beer Fest ticket cost $45, which is already a lot. But, on top of that, Ticketmaster charged $45.10 in "Service Fees" for the 4 tickets I bought, even though I'm printing the tix at home. So basically it was 4 tickets for the price of 5. Fucking assholes.
The Belgian Ale is Leffe Blond and I swear it was spiced with cloves. It'll be great in the stew, but I wouldn't drink this for enjoyment. It's nice and strong though. Sometimes nothing beats a beer buzz.
Fuxking Siri. "Set a timer for two and a half hours," does not mean I'm cooking tuna for half an hour. Dumb bitch. I know I'm dunk, but I wasn't' slurring my words just yet.
It was somehow malty and bitter at the same time. It was great though. And VERY strong.
Full Sail IPA was my go-to beer for a long time. I wish I had bought some last night instead of the Newcastle. Microbrewery beers are huge in Alaska and for a long while there everyone was in love with Alaskan Amber, which I thought was horribly, disgustingly sweet. I liked Full Sail Amber instead and that's what go me started on the Full Sail kick.
That Alaskan Icy Bay IPA was awesome. I could drink a case of that easily. So IPA's are the hip thing now? I must've missed that. I'm honestly not a huge beer drinker. It can totally fuck up my blood sugar. So did hipsters stop drinking PBR?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 01/16/1610:50 AM
Hops have their place, but leave it to Hipsters to overdo everything.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 01/16/1610:51 AM
Steez, I dunno about the PBR. I try to stay the fuck out of Billyburg.
Hops have their place, but leave it to Hipsters to overdo everything.
Like cilantro? I remember when every fucking new dish I tasted was filled with the stuff. I like it in moderation. Then there was the whole Sriracha craze. And the fascination with chipotle pepper. And big goofy beards.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 01/16/1611:22 AM
^YES! Spot on.
I drink a lot of cider, and especially Angry Orchard. Local market bought a bunch of their "Hop'n'Mad" variety thinking someone (read: Me) wold buy it. When it didn't, dude was all WTF? I told him 'if I *wanted* hops I would've bought a beer in the first place."
All these crazes are directly attributable to fleecing teh hipsters of their decidedly UN-earned cash.
Lite beer is still king with the majority of young'uns cause their very stupid. I hardly ever see a hipster drinking a PBR anymore. Everyone raves about IPA's. A record store I go to in Knoxville has parties and provides beer often. 3/4 of them are IPA's. Sweetwater is one I recall. I do not like them. I'd rather have a Bud or a Stella or just about anything.
Great Alaska Beer & Barleywine Festival tonight. 'nuff said.
I now have one more huge reason to hate hipsters. My favorite bar closed down last year and someone decided to buy out their name, move the old bar counter, etc. to a downtown location and turn it in to a old-timey "speakeasy" with every goddamn hipster dufus gimmick you could possibly imagine, including a bartender with a big, dumb beard. The old bar was a dirty, dark, seedy place that catered to all types of degenerates. This new place is somewhere I don't think I even want to check out. They took my favorite old bar and they're raping its corpse.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 01/23/1610:32 AM
^ Welcome to my world. And now, after giving the keys to the city to the hipster fuckwads, Bloomberg wants to run for president.
Did you watch that video? You need to so you can see how unspeakably horrible the new bar is. The asshole bartender was actually hand chipping a cube of ice and later burns tea leaves under a glass to give the drink the proper "aroma."
A Bloomberg presidency is almost as ludicrous as electing a man with no achievements and an America hating prick. Oh wait...... I hope Bloomberg spends a bajillion fucking dollars on it. I also wish they'd bend him over a desk in Virginia and every gun owner there fucked him hard up the ass.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 01/23/1603:33 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Did you watch that video? You need to so you can see how unspeakably horrible the new bar is. The asshole bartender was actually hand chipping a cube of ice and later burns tea leaves under a glass to give the drink the proper "aroma."
I did now. Didn't have to, though, b/c it's exactly the same thing I've seen happen all across this damn city over the last 20 years. And now that prick thinks he can homogenize the whole friggen country. NOT Happening.
Fuck no. Then again, I haven't been to Koot's in years.
Beer Fest was great last night. Didn't get any numbers but there were lots of nice, cute chicks to mingle with. Had one of those weird moments where I saw a hot chick I recognized, but couldn't remember her name or anything else to the point where I felt comfortable saying hello, so I just gave her a few glances. She stared me down and shook her booty around and then turned around gave her boyfriend a big smooch. It's like she was trying to make me feel bad, or something? I really don't get chicks sometimes.
Anyway, the Beer Fest used to give out commemorative glasses every year with their logo and the year. Apparently they switched to plastic glasses as of last year. They sucked, so instead of saving them, we all tossed ours at the end of the night. They claimed that people were taking their glasses and smashing them on buildings downtown, but it's pretty obvious that they switched over just to be fucking cheapskates.
Something else weird from last night... I just now remembered there was a guy walking around with a dick drawn on his face with jizz dripping into his mouth.
Anyway, this was probably my favorite beer from last night. Irish Death. Full Sail (my favorite brewery) had a good Hefeweizen too.
Had a pint of local craft beer an hour before bed last night and then was up peeing a couple times during the night. Got to stick to scotch. Fuck, I'm old. Meh.
Had a pint of local craft beer an hour before bed last night and then was up peeing a couple times during the night. Got to stick to scotch. Fuck, I'm old. Meh.
That's why I pretty much stick to vodka or Brandy.
Beer combined with a good opiate might just be the perfect buzz. I went with Full Sail IPA tonight. I know we've discussed IPA's being the new hipster beer, but pretty much everything Full Sail brews is awesome. I got a six pack of IPA and a six pack of their awesome winter ale, Full Sail Wassail.
Just got snookered into buying the Brown Jugs liquor store (local liquor store) version of Tito's vodka because they put them right next to each other on the shelf on purpose. They also had a Gray's Peak vodka which the dude said was "our version of the Kirkland brand version of Grey Goose."
I'm on vodka tonight.....Titos is good stuff. I'm on the cheaper stuff tonight though. I'm swilling a few beers as well and split a joint with my neighbor....so I'm alright.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 02/06/1608:49 AM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Just got snookered into buying the Brown Jugs liquor store (local liquor store) version of Tito's vodka because they put them right next to each other on the shelf on purpose. They also had a Gray's Peak vodka which the dude said was "our version of the Kirkland brand version of Grey Goose."
Wait, Kirkland makes Vodka now? Haven't been to a Costco in a decade since the ex split.
Costco has great vodka. I seem to recall that there are two varieties. One is supposed to basically be Grey Goose and the other is a premium American vodka, but I'm not sure what the original label is that they're rebranding.
I buy maybe 3 things at Costco: Vodka, Prime cuts of beef (can't find these easily elsewhere) and bulk packages of vacuum sealer bags for fishing season.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 02/06/1610:30 AM
An old friend of mine (for whom "Jim B." was actually named) used to be the sous chef at the late, great Firebird, founded before WWI, the Revolution, and about fifteen years before the overly-ballyhooed Tea Room. We used talk about Vodka and Grey Goose came in at the threshold of overpriced shite. I'd still take a Stoli. Chilled, of course.
One thing I did learn from the man, though, was how to flavor vodka, and I'll tell you, any flavored vodka you'd get in any overpriced Russian restaurant, anywhere, is bottom-shelf stuff infused with a fistful of berries at something under 173F. Himself preferred 170, just to be safe.
Haven't talked to that dude in a couple of years since he found AA, Jesus and the Republican Party, but he once knew what he was talking about.
Damn Shame. :drunky: or, errrm, before this place got taken over by a tea-totalling texan:
We'll have to agree to disagree about Grey Goose. It's my go-to vodka as of late. Mixes well with everything and I don't get even a hint of a hangover. Belvedere is a close second. When I'm out at the bars, I order Kettle One & club soda with a lime.
Stoli 100 was my mixer of choice for nights when I wanted to get obliterated, but I've given that up. None of the Russians I know will even touch the stuff. For some reason, they like Ciroc. I'll admit, it's good enough to drink straight. Chopin is another vodka at that level.
I haven't tried infusing vodka with flavor yet, but I have all the necessary items: abundant raspberry bushes, a vacuum sealer and a sous vide machine.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? - 02/06/1601:25 PM
I'm not dissing the Grey Goose, Steez; I'm saying it's the last stop before pretentiousness, or just at the doorstep, but not quite inside pledging for the Omegas.
The Chilled Stoli I referred to before is a former poster who none but Gia, Willie, Lou and maybe one or two others would remember. And besides being hot, she's both Russian and Southron.
Right now I'm sipping some ciders as the london broil from Faicco's marinates. Posted pics of that before so won't do it again. Only difference this time is doing it in February in Brooklyn. Take yer respites while ye may. Got some gifted Bourbon to go with it.
I concur with what you said 100%. But dude if you eat poor you have to drop the 17$ on the pork loin when it's on sale. You can get a pork Loin as long as your arm for 17$
Trying a Tuscan-style pork loin soon. You get a boneless, center-cut pork loin, butterfly it open, stuff it with spices, roll it back up, tie it and roast it.
Fucking Super bowl coming up and I'm almost out of bourbon. WTF was I thinking. Closest liquor store is 48 fucking miles away. Wine or beer I guess.
Don't be a wuss. I thought I go sober today. Got up and was sorry I didn't get some beer Saturday (no Sunday sales here). Drove 63 miles to OH. Sometimes a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do.
When PA was dry on Sundays it was fun as shit to hit Roger Wilco's in NJ across the Tacony Palmyra bridge. Its a novelty for someone from PA to be able to buy beer and hard liquor from the same store. Get there before they opened and it would be like a line waiting for concert tickets. Everyone was from PA. The parking lot would be full so you brought a friend so one person could wait in line and the other could drive circles around the building. It was like a wagon train of cars driving around the building. You never knew what was going to happen. One time this old black dude lost his shit waiting and people crowding his personal space so he pulled a knife, started screaming and the tried to pry the store door open with the knife and when that didn't work he tried to pick the lock with his knife.
I always hit the Roger Wilco going into Jersey then stopping off for some fast food then driving out. If you the Roger Wilco leaving Jersey the state and local cops took turns pulling people over if they saw you come out of the Roger Wilco parking lot.
I went to a zine release party last night. The photog always invites me to his parties, but I'm either busy or just too lazy to leave the house. I had a rad day in Yiddish class. I rocked that shit! So, dude and I get there and promise ourselves 1 glass (me: vodka; him; Basil Hayden) each. One turned into five.
I'm fucking sliced right now. Boss's 50th. Tons of politics. I wound up bartending it rather than hanging out. Just getting home at 4 in the morning because she was there drinking w her husband and a couple of other people. I resent a lot of shit there. But nights like these she gets nostalgic and she and I talk . It's one of those times when you look back on stuff. I'm almost there myself. I really like closing the shop up on my own . I just put on some tunes , sweep the floor, drink a bit, and reflect. It's always been one of my favourite times. Even when I was a lowly busboy, I usually was last man out wherever I worked. I like to grab a drink for the road and walk home when it's nice. But it's -30 here right now so i'll usually sneak a drink into the cab. Most of the guys here are good w it. Since it was Uber I waited til i got home to crack it open....I'm rambling......
I'm fucking sliced right now. Boss's 50th. Tons of politics. I wound up bartending it rather than hanging out. Just getting home at 4 in the morning because she was there drinking w her husband and a couple of other people. I resent a lot of shit there. But nights like these she gets nostalgic and she and I talk . It's one of those times when you look back on stuff. I'm almost there myself. I really like closing the shop up on my own . I just put on some tunes , sweep the floor, drink a bit, and reflect. It's always been one of my favourite times. Even when I was a lowly busboy, I usually was last man out wherever I worked. I like to grab a drink for the road and walk home when it's nice. But it's -30 here right now so i'll usually sneak a drink into the cab. Most of the guys here are good w it. Since it was Uber I waited til i got home to crack it open....I'm rambling......
It's pretty refreshing. Just have to watch the amt of Campari and vermouth. Too much and it gets too sweet and cloying. Keep the seltzer bottle handy if the Campari overpowers.
New guy at work is gonna get fragged. Fucking faggot. He doesn't know when to shut up. "Im not doing any work tonight" then pouted the whole shift. An hour late (major storm here ) then throws a fit . We added a new pilsner (beaus brewery runs a ting called feBREWary -get it?- so I am drinking the new beer we got from them). I wish in was 1988 again . I'd drag him outside and kick him in his ass. So i drank with the kid who used to have his job and closed up. I put on the Waterboys and cleaned up alone. at home now. I don't know why I should tell you vicious shitbags this, but I think I have caught feelings for this chick. This social media thing where you see people smiling and carrying on with their bfs doesn't help. Just finishing a can of Rolling Rock ( I can get takeout beers from a few of my locals) and contemplating getting into some vodka . I'm so tempted to text this girl. It's pointless. Anyway here's the Waterboys.
trying not to. pissed again btw. a professor published a book and him and i have become friends on fb (over science-y stuff) and he gave me a copy. he's a great human. we had a few and talked about how social media is destroying critical thought. and about lsd. .............. the last time i texted her (drunk)i was gambling and she lives near the casino. i found out she was in jamaica. with some old guy. she'll tell me shit straight up (i'm baffled by this) . but i literally want to explode. i don't give a fuck about her bf . he's just some kid to me. that's the weird thing. i don't have the right to be jealous or asked if she's fucking this dude. one of these days, before i fucking drop dead, i'll tell you the craziness of the past few years.
I had 42 sober days up until 7 pm last night. The night started sensibly enough but very quickly took auspicious curve and became an all nighter. It's now 8:22 am and I have a bloody mary in my hand and vow that I'll ride this one out until its 24 hours long.
I got so drunk last night that I piss the bed again. For this reason I have only bought yellow mattresses for over a decade. I'm not kidding, the stains really are virtually rendered invisible with a little bleach water. If you pee on a blue mattress you have to throw it out after the first time.
No odor left in the mattress? I know I've woken up in the middle of wetting my shorts and ran to the bathroom to finish up my piss and toss the shorts in the bathtub to wash later. Seems like when you reach "drunken stupor" level of drunk, your piss is mostly odorless water. My morning shit the next day, on the other hand, sometimes smells like it would catch fire if I dropped a match in the toilet. I'll have to test this someday. Not sure if posting a pic of the results would get me banned here.
I'm a cat lover. So it don't really matter none if my mattress stinks. The whole fucking pad reeks of Thundercat & Lightpaws. But let me tell you something, I believe booze is far better for regularity than laxatives or prunejuice. Stink it may, but that is good. It is good because you know that stench is indicative of toxins being released from one's innards. That they are largely toxins you put there the evening prior is neither here nor there.
Fuck. If you're pissing yourself after a drinking binge it just might be time to seek some fucking help for alcoholism. I knew a girl that her mother was trying to fix me up with and saw her doing this sitting on a couch unconscious. Hell to the naw.
I got so drunk last night that I piss the bed again. For this reason I have only bought yellow mattresses for over a decade. I'm not kidding, the stains really are virtually rendered invisible with a little bleach water. If you pee on a blue mattress you have to throw it out after the first time.
Windsock, your drinking is highly destructive and humiliating, which I'm sure you enjoy. Before I left this mortal coil I found that heavy drug use served the same result, and that Brandon Iron was very willing to help a friend out, for a price . . .
Stop being judgy. If it makes his posts better (meaning more awful), I encourage his further inebriation. Mattresses are cheap. Soiling your own soul is forever.
Alcoholism requires no network of acquaintances. So it is effortless and the truth slow death of the alienated. Though it does get annoying when you develop crushes on cashiers and have to rotate your Kamchatka purchases at various petrol stations within a ten mile radius so that from your delusional point of none of them realize the depth of your problem and may still be charmed by you at some point.
I have a rotation of liquor stores I visit as well. No cute girls work at any of them, but I still try not to visit the same location twice in a row. It just feels wrong.
I'm drunk as fuck. It was this girl's 21st tonight and I had no business being there. I have given up on ever being around her again. There was a mass invite I ignored. But she hit me up asking if she was going to see me. So I went. It's at her 'boss's' house. Which is a mansion so I ask no questions. I am the only one who went swimming and met a bunch of cute girls who were probably wondering who the hell I was. It's weird seeing her bf who is a good kid. I miss her.
Alcoholism requires no network of acquaintances. So it is effortless and the truth slow death of the alienated. Though it does get annoying when you develop crushes on cashiers and have to rotate your Kamchatka purchases at various petrol stations within a ten mile radius so that from your delusional point of none of them realize the depth of your problem and may still be charmed by you at some point.
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I have a rotation of liquor stores I visit as well. No cute girls work at any of them, but I still try not to visit the same location twice in a row. It just feels wrong.
There are several liquor stores in my area but only two that I generally frequent: One is around the corner from me and the other is on the way from the train to my house, maybe two blocks away. The one by the train station has the only cute chick, this Asian girl with a great ass who always seems to be bending over something when I pass by. Guess which one I frequent more.
Doing a little day drinking on this self-made three-day weekend. Angry Orchard before I shower and do brunch and bloodies.
Thought I was gonna have to take my car in to get a clunky sound in the driveline checked out. I'd hear it every time I'd accelerate from a stop. Then I remembered there was a half gallon bottle of Kettle One in the trunk. Luckily it didn't break.
I'm drinking tonight. It got very hot today in Ohio. I'm treating myself to an ice cold six pack of Heineken before I start on the proper drinking of vodka. I plan on masturbating to a Hailey Young clip fest until nothing comes out.
Going to the local pizza place where a couple of my buds are playing music tonight. Gonna smuggle in a whiskey and coke or two. Beer just ain't doing it for me.
I abstained all 4th of July weekend aside from a Kir Royale with Contreau at breakfast to accompany my equally sinful blueberry pancakes after my morning run. But I'll be drinking at RUSSIA HOUSE in Washington DC next weekend with my bf, Chilled_Stoli, and her husband. No idea why my phone auto corrects RUSSIA in all caps. It must detect my lifelong excitement for that region.
No idea how many rounds of vodka Chilled Stoli, my BF, and I had at Russia House, but the pierogis were good though RUSSIA House is expensive and not super authentic, and I still reccomend going. We had to stick to the DuPont Circle area due to time. It's a gorgeous area with beautiful architecture. The look reminds me of Amsterdam. Though prior to Russia House, our drinking commenced upon our 11am arrival, it did not stop us from exploring all DuPont Circle had to eat and drink by night. Anyone know the name of the gay/straight bar with the salsa music and sweet mojitos? My girl Stoli and my BF were tearin' up the dance floor.
Mostly took the night off from fishing tonight. Caught one nice big salmon, but I've been sipping on raspberry infused vodka for a bit. Going out soon. I feel a storm a brewing. People get ready. There's a Steezo a coming.
JJust finished off the last of my Tito's vodka. AFteter that, the onlything left is 2/3r'ds of a bottle of Maker's 46. I'm finishing off all of my liquor before I start one or two month long cleanse. The only exception will be for the Great Alaskan Beer and Barleywine Festival in about 3 weeks.
Beer Night. Gearing up for this weekends beer festival. I've got 8 Alaskan Imperial Red Ales and a 6 pack of "Hopothermia" Double IPA. All over 8% alcohol.
Strangely, my favorite beer at last night's beer fest was the Coconut Hiwa Porter from Maui Brewing Co. It had a unique, but very nice, flavor. I don't know how much of it I could drink at one time, but the small sample I had was really good.
I don't know how much of it I could drink at one time, but the small sample I had was really good.
Yeah, sounds good, but very food-specific. There's a good asian seafood joint in Billyburg (not surprisingly called "Ses") that I'd bet I'd be drinking these at.
You'll be fine. Suspecting tou've crossed over the line is an excellent indicator you are still lucid. It is only afterwards when you are being interviewed by people in authority about horrendous things that you took active participation in that you have no memory of that you realize insanity took place. Always, always after the fact.
Sobieski for one more night, then I'm getting off the liquor for a couple of weeks to cure my liver. It will (hopefully) be beer only for a couple of weeks. Hopefully
I'd benn off the liquor for two weeks until yesterday. Only drinking beer. Pulling into a gas station on our way to the casino yesterday we were just about sideswiped by a car making an illegal pass...literally I was about three inches from being dead. Needless to say I immediately got into some vodka. Right now I have Brandy in my coffee. Cheers. I'm still alive.
Drank and partied too hard on friday. Had loads and loads of fun but gonna need to cut down on it for abit as it's taking a toll on me and I haven't been behaving myself. :X
Electro was the one that wanted to AIM. Those conversations were...... bizarre to say the least. I never would have pegged her as a drug addict but seeing as I'm just an old fashioned drunk I'm rather oblivious to those personality traits unless it's really blatant. She did say she'd cheat on her boyfriend which I thought was rather shitty. It actually became tiresome taking to her as she would go on and on nonstop about god knows what. I feel like an asshole talking about her as she's not here anymore and it isn't any of your business anyways
Anyways, Gritty Titty, how do you feel about ass to pussy?
Seems like she been gone longer than a year. You're complaining about me making "ludicrous statements" when my entire gimmick when I first arrived here was to be as chaotic and disjointed as possible. You're complaining about a posting style that was 80 percent or more agoraphobic nosebleed/White House and brain bombs lyrics. Then when I saw how many right wing fucktards posted here (something I find hilarious to this day considering the moral panic around sex that is usually associated with conservatives) I switched to a mode that was trying to be even more acerbic and nasty then the horrible shit that was spewed out here on a daily basis, something which is no easy achievement. Thankfully I had as easy source for this as there was a poster on another board who I would crib from when he went off the deep end in anti right wing rants. A person who was highly intelligent but would go off their meds and fall into a black hole.
So you're complaining about my prior history being bullshit or plagerized when that's exactly what it was meant to be. Congratulations asshole. You swallowed the sinker.
I've been far more honest on here now than I've ever been in the past. Take it or leave it.
Seems like she been gone longer than a year. You're complaining about me making "ludicrous statements" when my entire gimmick when I first arrived here was to be as chaotic and disjointed as possible. You're complaining about a posting style that was 80 percent or more agoraphobic nosebleed/White House and brain bombs lyrics. Then when I saw how many right wing fucktards posted here (something I find hilarious to this day considering the moral panic around sex that is usually associated with conservatives) I switched to a mode that was trying to be even more acerbic and nasty then the horrible shit that was spewed out here on a daily basis, something which is no easy achievement. Thankfully I had as easy source for this as there was a poster on another board who I would crib from when he went off the deep end in anti right wing rants. A person who was highly intelligent but would go off their meds and fall into a black hole.
So you're complaining about my prior history being bullshit or plagerized when that's exactly what it was meant to be. Congratulations asshole. You swallowed the sinker.
I've been far more honest on here now than I've ever been in the past. Take it or leave it.
Who accused you of "plagiarism", from posters on this or any other board? I said you were full of shit. Your need to keep justifying yourself reinforces that belief.
Now, when nobody believes a word you say, your story switches to "I meant to do that" like a skate punk who keeps falling on his face while showing off.
And that's all this latest meltdown of yours has been: One big bellyflop of an attempt to show off. Please continue, though. We haven't seen failure on this scale since Darrah's demise.
Who accused you of "plagiarism", from posters on this or any other board? I said you were full of shit. Your need to keep justifying yourself reinforces that belief.
Now, when nobody believes a word you say, your story switches to "I meant to do that" like a skate punk who keeps falling on his face while showing off.
And that's all this latest meltdown of yours has been: One big bellyflop of an attempt to show off. Please continue, though. We haven't seen failure on this scale since Darrah's demise.
Back OT: I've developed a habit of shots and beer lately. My favorite is Cuervo Gold and a Bud light or Jack Daniels Honey and a light beer. Gets you there really fast.
It's the 15th, Kid. If they haven't made it clear to you what it was, fugheddaboutit and hoist.
JB, remember that scene in "Beer Fest" when the dude thought that he was cutting the rug on the dance floor with a beautiful girl, and really he was stumbling around with a fat chick? That's me lol
Friend from new job came over depressed because his stereo blew up and apparently flames came out of it. Plus he has a second kid on the way and he is broke and his brother almost killed two people last week and was in the mental hospital for a few days. He bought a six pack which I offered to chip in on but he insisted on paying for and gave me most of the bottles. He played guitar and I drummed because he's a lot better guitar player and I'm barely above the level of mongaloid behind the kit so it worked out okay.
I have several one man projects and used to be in a stupid cover band with neighbors. This is more just jamming to let off steam. I've also collaborated with other noisecore idiots via file sharing.
Okay Chuck, here ya go: Today I had the most insanely delicious Chocolate Stout at the beer stand at the food court at Brooklyn's City Point. I'm just gonna call it a lifechanging Disneyland for adults, and it's spitting distance from my office.
I crimped up a bottle cap last night with my fist and then raked it all over my chest in a drunken stupor. Kind of looks like the scene in the pantera home video part 3 where Tony Wiggins shows all the cuts on his chest. I think it's time I found another hobby that doesn't involve the ethanol molecule.
I crimped up a bottle cap last night with my fist and then raked it all over my chest in a drunken stupor. Kind of looks like the scene in the pantera home video part 3 where Tony Wiggins shows all the cuts on his chest. I think it's time I found another hobby that doesn't involve the ethanol molecule.
I crimped up a bottle cap last night with my fist and then raked it all over my chest in a drunken stupor. Kind of looks like the scene in the pantera home video part 3 where Tony Wiggins shows all the cuts on his chest. I think it's time I found another hobby that doesn't involve the ethanol molecule.
Toss up whether it is worse to see that before bed or during breakfast in the morning.
You coulda made it less painful and hooked yer t-shirt under the titty, ya know.
Yer the real deal though. I won't question you again. When Figgs gets paroled, I'll get you the # for a therapist who wears vibrating panties during yer appointments.
At least it ain't a BI dick pic. If its like mine it looks like a little bird in a turtleneck sittin in its nest. You got me beat for moobs big time doh.
My moobs were shrunken down when I was losing all my weight due to the hyperthyroidism but my heart was going to jackhammer out of my chest. You can't see it in the pic but the man tit that's poking out got the worst of the drunken chest gouging and those scars are a little more visible than the rest which aren't much of any thing because all the cuts were just bad scratches that looked worse than they were. I do have a pretty big scar on my one man tit from giving myself a second degree burn that took over a month to heel. It's a 2 inch long half inch wide ugly red blob. I'm a fucking mess.
No drinking for me for a little bit. Just had a bad kidney stone that they had to go in and get. Got an infection and had a violent reaction to the antibiotic. Hasn't been a good week.
No drinking for me for a little bit. Just had a bad kidney stone that they had to go in and get. Got an infection and had a violent reaction to the antibiotic. Hasn't been a good week.
Errrr u don't live in the Knoxville area by any chance do ya?
Nothing much happened. I got drunk and listened to music. Not drunk to the point of becoming a belligerent chair throwing self mutilating pile of shit.
Play list was:
The Dwarves "blood guts and pussy" Blood Duster "Yeest" Pantera "The Great Southern Trendkill" Pestilence "Consuming Impulse"
No drinking for me for a little bit. Just had a bad kidney stone that they had to go in and get. Got an infection and had a violent reaction to the antibiotic. Hasn't been a good week.
Errrr u don't live in the Knoxville area by any chance do ya?
Watched football with a bud Saturday. We worked on reducing the beer inventory at the house. Had a lot of leftover varieties from various other gatherings. Hit the Jameson too. Shitfaced.
Peplum or Sword and Sandal films are the quintessential homorerotic media for closeted fags. Not that I would watch them for that. I like the belly dancing wimmen.
I'm finding Wild Turkey to be my go to for pain relief lately. Then a couple of beers. Y'all will think I have no taste whatsoever but I like Bud lite. It tastes like a more sour Bud. I crave them lately.
I have been off the hard stuff for about 5 weeks so I'm going with Founders Solid Gold Lager, it's out of Grand Rapids MI. I also have some Molson Canadian on hand for my bro in law and nephew. After about 8/10 of the Solid Gold they get a bit heavy so I need to switch over to the Molson.
I have cut way down on my booze because I am a fat piece of shit and a boarder line alcoholic so of course on Easter I have many glasses of champagne and wine. Irish cream and a tall can of gold bull. The scary thing is I am not that drunk so I guess my tolerance is still stupid high. The people around me really should not be enabling me.
I've kind of gotten bored with drinking. I've had beer or wine on a few occasions this year and have been drunk a couple of times, but I'm mostly sober every day lately. I've been on a diet also and I'm down over 25lbs since mid-January.
I was hungover yesterday and while putting down my return address paying some bills, I wrote down my city as Anchorade, which would be a great name for a locally made beverage.
I was hungover yesterday and while putting down my return address paying some bills, I wrote down my city as Anchorade, which would be a great name for a locally made beverage.
And this is different from any other day how? It inspired you to adapt Dave Barry's shtick?
Absolut & Jameson converting factories to produce hand sanitizer.
Glad i am a social drinker, so i didnt need to stock up. Getting drunk while trapped at home with my kid doesnt seem like a good idea.
I would imagine there were a few Chinese apartments they found families dead in when cracked open were the result of booze, not corona virus. Since they ended the China lockdown, divorce rates have spiked and some cities have enacted a 10 divorce per.day limit.