Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Is Chico Wang the worst director in porn history? - 10/15/06 08:08 AM
I've just finished watching my 3rd and last ever chico wang film. Before getting into the content of what he shoots which is subjective anyway im going to talk on just how he shoots his stuff, how bad the camera angles are, I mean there isn't anything easier to shoot then sex, there are pretty much 5 main angles and the rest lays at the hands (or genitals) of the performers. I mean its a lot easier to shoot good porn then it is bad, so its easier to accidently shoot good porn then it is to deliberately shoot bad porn, thats how easy it is to film. Yet he always (well at least every scene in the 3 movies ive seen) manages to completely fuck up. Its mind blowing how bad it is. I really wish I could link a clip to show an example but there isn't any sites willing to show his stuff which speaks volumes because you can find clips of just about any type of porn on the net with relative ease.
Now for content, everyone whos seen even one scene of wangs stuff knows the type of stuff he shoots, he likes the rough stuff and thats fine im sometimes in the mood for that stuff too, but if you are cameraly (tm) challenged then you better make sure that your content is fucking amazing, wang's isn't. Hes at the bottom of the pile in rough content, max, meatholes,etc shits all over his stuff and is shot better.
I know what you are thinking, ohh monkey is feuding with wang in real life, well I have never met wang (actually being honest), im just shocked and amazed that this guy keeps getting hired, is there really that much of a shortage of people capable of shooting sex?, can't we have a few scouts hang outside of film schools and sway a few in need of a buck?. I mean he is bottom rung all the way around, his camera work stinks, his content stinks by its own field's standards and the male talent he keeps coming back to stinks (performance wise and appearance wise).
I can't be the only person who feels this way about his stuff, the first two movies of his i watched were early in his career so i put it down to that but the one i just watched was released not that long ago and if possible hes gotten worse, its like someone strapped a hand held to a retarded dog's head with a serious case of fleas
p.s sorry for the da burg like length of this post but a lot needed to be said about just how dreadful wangs stuff is, hes much, much, much, MUCHHHHH worse then sean michaels who at least has 2 straight forward angles down.
Now for content, everyone whos seen even one scene of wangs stuff knows the type of stuff he shoots, he likes the rough stuff and thats fine im sometimes in the mood for that stuff too, but if you are cameraly (tm) challenged then you better make sure that your content is fucking amazing, wang's isn't. Hes at the bottom of the pile in rough content, max, meatholes,etc shits all over his stuff and is shot better.
I know what you are thinking, ohh monkey is feuding with wang in real life, well I have never met wang (actually being honest), im just shocked and amazed that this guy keeps getting hired, is there really that much of a shortage of people capable of shooting sex?, can't we have a few scouts hang outside of film schools and sway a few in need of a buck?. I mean he is bottom rung all the way around, his camera work stinks, his content stinks by its own field's standards and the male talent he keeps coming back to stinks (performance wise and appearance wise).
I can't be the only person who feels this way about his stuff, the first two movies of his i watched were early in his career so i put it down to that but the one i just watched was released not that long ago and if possible hes gotten worse, its like someone strapped a hand held to a retarded dog's head with a serious case of fleas
p.s sorry for the da burg like length of this post but a lot needed to be said about just how dreadful wangs stuff is, hes much, much, much, MUCHHHHH worse then sean michaels who at least has 2 straight forward angles down.
