Temptation awards were even too tame for me

Posted by: Holly Randall

Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 01:34 AM

So the gig was boring as hell and no one took it seriously-- to spice it all up I was obnoxious as hell and was planning on taking my top off onstage just to raise a little excitement in the evening. I was never called up onstage-- I just marched my ass up there and prepared to take my top off. I had George or whoever in my ear begging me not to act inapporapiately, so I waited until I got back on the main floor and then I let Cassidey Rae suck on my nipples. The show was so boring I brought out the ultimate obnoxiousness in me and probably made everyone think I was insane. The best part was Andrew Blake trying to make my cousin the star of his next flick.

Monstar can attest to my shinanigans.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 01:47 AM

Holly, you have been quite the firecracker here at xpt lately. We love it. Keep up the good work.

Monstar, it is your obligation to post all provocative pics of young Holly.

Posted by: Monstar

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 01:51 AM

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Monstar can attest to my shinanigans.



you were a work of art baby. I like how you tried to accept the award for "best gay director."

Holly and whatever she was drinking stole the damn show.

her table was the one to be at.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 02:54 AM

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The best part was Andrew Blake trying to make my cousin the star of his next flick.




Knowing Blake's exacting standards, this leads me to believe your cousin is either a) old-school Penthouse Pet material (which is to say much better looking than the current standard) or b) the dullness of the awards had forced him to ingest copious amounts of alcohol and thus don the beer goggles.

Let's see some pictures and decide for ourselves, no?

PS: Your sister is definitely Andrew Blake quality

PPS: "Studio A presents 'Holly'" has a nice ring to it, and would sell like gangbusters too, now that I come to think of it. It would be like a moving version of your nude photos set to music.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 03:44 AM

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The best part was Andrew Blake trying to make my cousin the star of his next flick.



Let's see some pictures and decide for ourselves, no?




Her cousin was beyond fucking hot. I asked her to marry me twice but she wasn't havin it..

...that & holly said she would kill me, in between giving me face licks


Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 06:30 AM

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Her cousin was beyond fucking hot. I asked her to marry me twice but she wasn't havin it..

...that & holly said she would kill me, in between giving me face licks






Approved!
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 08:24 AM

Everyone in my family is so fucking good looking it's annoying. Trust me when I say I'm not the hottest of the bunch, I just have the most personality!
Posted by: sexycity

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 02:08 PM

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The best part was Andrew Blake trying to make my cousin the star of his next flick.



Let's see some pictures and decide for ourselves, no?




Her cousin was beyond fucking hot. I asked her to marry me twice but she wasn't havin it..

...that & holly said she would kill me, in between giving me face licks






She's a hottie. Nice rack too. Can you shoot her topless for Suze?
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 02:45 PM

Your cousin is very hot. I would like to send her a Dignity Extractor. Will you forward it for me?
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 07:35 PM

Not happening-- her mother is a blue blood old style British aristocrat. She's going to kill me when she finds out I took her precious daughter to an adult awards show...
Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 08:05 PM

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Everyone in my family is so fucking good looking it's annoying. Trust me when I say I'm not the hottest of the bunch, I just have the most personality!



Which makes you hotter.
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 08:22 PM

LOL... man I was just checking out some of the pics from that night on WENN.com-- and I think I found the most ridiculous photograph of me ever: http://photo.wenn.com/get_thumbnail.php?id=1194056&large=1/1194056.jpg

Why I directed you all to this photo I hope shows that I don't take myself very seriously-- I truly sit back at times and marvel at what a silly human being I am.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 08:39 PM

It just makes me think how crazy you can get when liqoured up.
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/30/06 11:23 PM

I am crazy normally-- liquored up I'm insane. At least I'm a sweet drunk-- too much wine only brings out too much love from me.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/31/06 05:29 PM

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I am crazy normally-- liquored up I'm insane. At least I'm a sweet drunk-- too much wine only brings out too much love from me.



Note to self: Bring Holly wine.
Posted by: c62

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/31/06 06:45 PM

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LOL... man I was just checking out some of the pics from that night on WENN.com-- and I think I found the most ridiculous photograph of me ever: http://photo.wenn.com/get_thumbnail.php?id=1194056&large=1/1194056.jpg

Why I directed you all to this photo I hope shows that I don't take myself very seriously-- I truly sit back at times and marvel at what a silly human being I am.


Did you bet drunk before or after you decided to wear that dress?
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/31/06 07:35 PM

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Note to self: Bring Holly wine.



Gia's quote and c62's presense made me think of this bit of brilliance

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/31/06 07:46 PM

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Note to self: Bring Holly wine.



Gia's quote and c62's presense made me think of this bit of brilliance
**Mental note to self: Bring some for Padover.**




That pictures been making the rounds on the 'net, huh Gen.
Posted by: Random

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/31/06 10:04 PM

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Did you bet drunk before or after you decided to wear that dress?





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I am crazy normally-- liquored up I'm insane.



One of my biggest pet peeves is when girls say they're "crazy" and/or "wild", and Holly says it a lot. A hell of a lot. It's such a shudder-inducing cliche.

Holly, you're a lot of things -- cute, sweet, intelligent -- but not crazy. Gardening, riding horses supplied by your mother's fortune and doing laundry while dancing around in lowrider jeans packed tight with granny-panties as Luke shoots video is not crazy. Neither is flirting, dancing and revealing nip when intoxicated. That's simply socializing. Congratulations, you're among the millions who lose inhibition when you've tossed back a few.

One gets the impression the constant reference to your "craziness" is a means of overcompensating for your (rather shockingly) normal existence and lack of confidence in your physical appearance. I would venture to say that you feel a constant need to stand out, so to speak, because you feel inferior to the "models" you shoot on a regular basis. Would I be correct?

I also think this insecurity is to blame for your habit of shutting people out. You do this not because it's what you truly feel like doing, but because you think it gives you a little more depth and an added mystique that other girls may not possess. You want to be wanted (like all girls), but for whatever reason you feel you have to go the aloof, tortured-soul route in order to get others longing for you. Would I be correct?

Random fact: Da Burglar has made reference to you 78 times this year alone. Really think about that.
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 07/31/06 10:28 PM

At least give me credit for giving you credit for hitting the nail on the head. I applaude you for calling me on my shit.
Posted by: Random

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 08/01/06 08:29 PM

Why do you feel being just Holly Randall isn't good enough?

You know it takes a lot for at least half the girls you shoot to look attractive. Hell, you rivaled or topped them with your racy photos and you didn't have the benefit of having you as a photographer. So why the self-doubt? Why do you feel insecure when placed next to girls who essentially have no worth outside of being professional cocksockets?
Posted by: zenman

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 08/01/06 08:46 PM

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At least give me credit for giving you credit for hitting the nail on the head. I applaude you for calling me on my shit.



Holly, your humility is giving me an erection.
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 08/01/06 10:33 PM

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Why do you feel being just Holly Randall isn't good enough?

You know it takes a lot for at least half the girls you shoot to look attractive. Hell, you rivaled or topped them with your racy photos and you didn't have the benefit of having you as a photographer. So why the self-doubt? Why do you feel insecure when placed next to girls who essentially have no worth outside of being professional cocksockets?



That's a fantastic question, but remember how much importance is placed on looks in the world I live in-- for the most part I don't let it get to me, but I am a human being and subject to self-doubt. On the other hand, I appreciate your points, especially since you compliment my photography in such a way and I know you are not a fanboy who tends to kiss ass. I want huggles from all of you.
Posted by: Random

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 08/02/06 08:48 PM

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... for the most part I don't let it get to me, but I am a human being and subject to self-doubt.





I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me.
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 08/02/06 10:23 PM




Did you bet drunk before or after you decided to wear that dress?



Whatever, that dress rocks.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 08/02/06 10:25 PM

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Did you bet drunk before or after you decided to wear that dress?



Whatever, that dress rocks.






I agree Holly. I like it. It reminds of this gum I used to love as a kid.

Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Temptation awards were even too tame for me - 08/02/06 10:26 PM

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I also think this insecurity is to blame for your habit of shutting people out. You do this not because it's what you truly feel like doing, but because you think it gives you a little more depth and an added mystique that other girls may not possess. You want to be wanted (like all girls), but for whatever reason you feel you have to go the aloof, tortured-soul route in order to get others longing for you. Would I be correct?



Actually, in this sense, you're not correct. I have always shut people out-- ever since I was a little girl. I don't do it intentionally, in fact I wish I wasn't so emotionally distant. I simply cannot help it.