How to shoot during an herpes/warts/hpv outbreak

Posted by: ghostofburg

How to shoot during an herpes/warts/hpv outbreak - 07/28/06 10:24 PM

Luke's recent story on lukeisback regarding the inept Molotov Cocktails someone threw at the Redlight District Office has some relevance to the issue du'jour, shooting during a Genital Outbreak of some type...it hearkens back to the good old days of medicine, like leeches (james alrady mentioned), Bloodletting, and fire.

When Talent has outbreaks of Herpes, warts, etc....do some CUMFART MOLOTOV COCKTAIL SCENES. Thats right, fill the whore's ass and vagina full of the Molotov Mix, then have a pistoning (and pustulating) Peni Piston into the hole a few times....then light a match. Wait 8 seconds for the viral organisms causing the outbreak to be killed by the flames, and the open oozing sores to be cauterized....then extinguish the fire.

Everyone take 49 seconds, close their eyes and visualize what I just described...actually imagine it happening...see it, feel the heat...smell the burnt genital flesh.

Hey, it's Redlight....It's CUMFART MOLOTOV COCKTAILS....it's a way to keep shooting during outbreaks...
Posted by: k1ng

Re: How to shoot during an herpes/warts/hpv outbreak - 07/28/06 10:33 PM

I think I remember John J. Rambo doing something similar in First Blood.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: How to shoot during an herpes/warts/hpv outbreak - 07/28/06 10:35 PM

The cauterizing I mean.
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: How to shoot during an herpes/warts/hpv outbre - 07/29/06 09:14 AM

I am going to vomit. Why is all porn outside of what I call my little "Suze bubble" so fucking disgusting?
Posted by: jamesn

Re: How to shoot during an herpes/warts/hpv outbre - 07/29/06 09:33 AM

randall, because you're a girl. and a pretty one who went to college, even if it was the california public university system.

why don't we turn this one over to the expert at shooting with diseases-any comments brenda?