Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup

Posted by: Willie D

Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 08:42 AM

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You just love to insult me. And btw, shooting nude women isn't as easy as you think it is. In fact, it's damn difficult, especially when the model is green and/or has flaws I have to deal with. I know you hate the porn industry and will only see it as the evil one-eyed monster that lives in your closet, but I am going to continue to work in the industry, I'm going to have a family, and I'm going to be a damn good mother. So you can take your opinions on me, my job, and my family and shove it up your ass.



Damn.
Posted by: Paul Reubens

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 08:54 AM

Are the two lovers fighting or what?
Posted by: elaborator

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 09:00 AM

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There aren't any difficult issues here. Porn is bad for you like cigarettes and MTV and a million things are bad for you. Humans are weak. They struggle to survive. Sometimes we do bad things, often because they are less bad than the alternatives. Nobody who could be shooting or writing for Vanity Fair magazine or Hollywood is making porn or writing about porn. Porn is a refuge for the lazy, for people who don't want to push themselves to do something noble.

Oone of the definitions I've read for pornography is that it is the lowest form of artistic endeavor.

Holly wanted to be a fashion photographer but decided that would be too hard. Porn is easy, particularly for a girl like her. Holly, like any decent photographer, can shoot beaver in her sleep. There aren't any special skills to making porn. It's the easiest way she can make a great living and buy lots of expensive shoes and take exotic vacations.

Do I respect pornographers? Not for making porn. I may respect them for other qualities.





I imagine it would be difficult hearing this sort of thing often...
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 11:29 AM

I feel like Rockhound from the movie "Armageddon", when he and Max get back on the Space Shuttle and See Harry and Colonel Sharp with a Gun and Space Wrench pointed at each other's head...."Ok guys...what did I miss?"

Where was all this posted???

Holy shit, I am bummed now...my two favorite people in Porn are fighting, it's like when Mom and Dad used to get in a fight, always a couple hours before we would be going to the amusement park or something fun.


I hate hate hate to say this, but I actually, COMPLETELY understand and agree with BOTH of their positions and points and thoughts...how is that possible? I usually can't get up on a fence to sit on it even if I want to...

I need to invite both Luke and Holly up to smoke a peace pipe with me...this is not healthy or good.

Fuck, where is my Jimmy Cliff's Greatest hits CD...?
Posted by: damaged

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 12:13 PM

I agree Burg. It's the war that happens in my head each day also-porn is bad for my soul, but then again maybe it's just my fucked up sense of guilt that makes me think that. Anyway, Luke and Holly should cool it with this. I have close friends that disagree with much of what I think and vis versa and we just don't get into those subjects. The main problem is Luke's need to be openly critical, as if by announcing what he believes is somehow the path of the righteous.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 12:13 PM

in other holly news, she got a dog.

Posted by: elaborator

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 01:00 PM

even the new dog appears saddened by the quarrel.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 05:14 PM

Luke Ford is following the path of the self-righteous. He is also following the path of hypocrisy given the fact that he profits from the porn industry while criticizing Holly Randall for same.
Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 06:27 PM

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There aren't any difficult issues here. Porn is bad for you like cigarettes and MTV and a million things are bad for you. Humans are weak. They struggle to survive. Sometimes we do bad things, often because they are less bad than the alternatives. Nobody who could be shooting or writing for Vanity Fair magazine or Hollywood is making porn or writing about porn. Porn is a refuge for the lazy, for people who don't want to push themselves to do something noble.

Oone of the definitions I've read for pornography is that it is the lowest form of artistic endeavor.

Holly wanted to be a fashion photographer but decided that would be too hard. Porn is easy, particularly for a girl like her. Holly, like any decent photographer, can shoot beaver in her sleep. There aren't any special skills to making porn. It's the easiest way she can make a great living and buy lots of expensive shoes and take exotic vacations.

Do I respect pornographers? Not for making porn. I may respect them for other qualities.





I imagine it would be difficult hearing this sort of thing often...




Luke is anal and calculating. That was designed like a love potion number 9. Word of love soft and tender don't win a girl's heart no more! If ya love 'er you gotta send her somewhere she ain't never been before...

Posted by: jamesn

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 06:39 PM

it's very simple, luke's vanity trumped his concern for his mental health. he discontinued taking his medication and his page is already showing it-the updates either seem to come at a trickle, if at all some days. then for several days, luke swings back into a mild hypomania despite his tennis elbow and writes more than he did in the previous four days.


from tom wolfe's hooking up-luke take your lithium!

"The demise of Freudianism can be summed up in a single word: lithium. In 1949 an Australian psychiatrist, John Cade, gave five days of lithium therapy--for entirely the wrong reasons--to a fifty-one-year-old mental patient who was so manic-depressive, so hyperactive, unintelligible, and uncontrollable, he had been kept locked up in asylums for twenty years. By the sixth day, thanks to the lithium buildup in his blood, he was a normal human being. Three months later he was released and lived happily ever after in his own home. This was a man who had been locked up and subjected to two decades of Freudian logorrhea to no avail whatsoever."
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 08:37 PM

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it's very simple, luke's vanity trumped his concern for his mental health. he discontinued taking his medication and his page is already showing it-the updates either seem to come at a trickle, if at all some days. then for several days, luke swings back into a mild hypomania despite his tennis elbow and writes more than he did in the previous four days.


from tom wolfe's hooking up-luke take your lithium!

"The demise of Freudianism can be summed up in a single word: lithium. In 1949 an Australian psychiatrist, John Cade, gave five days of lithium therapy--for entirely the wrong reasons--to a fifty-one-year-old mental patient who was so manic-depressive, so hyperactive, unintelligible, and uncontrollable, he had been kept locked up in asylums for twenty years. By the sixth day, thanks to the lithium buildup in his blood, he was a normal human being. Three months later he was released and lived happily ever after in his own home. This was a man who had been locked up and subjected to two decades of Freudian logorrhea to no avail whatsoever."





Luke needs to be on Heroin (or Oxycontin) for his tennis elbow...He would be a smiling, sweaty mess and pretty soon there would finally be hardcore porn pics from all these shoots he attends posted on lukeisback.

Holly could then get him to quit cold turkey, take him in to her home detox, sing to him Like Drew Barrymore in that movie with Steve Zahn as her Heroin addicted loser husband, change the sheets when luke shits the bed in explosive diarrhea, then after 4-1/2 days they would bond and forever be together after such a life altering experience.

I should be a therapist...
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 08:40 PM

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...I should be a therapist...



ahem... you should take care of yourself first and foremost before you go thinking you should be others therapist MISTER!
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 08:54 PM

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...I should be a therapist...



ahem... you should take care of yourself first and foremost before you go thinking you should be others therapist MISTER!



Gen you are like a "Reality Ninja"...every fucking time I am enjoying a good buzz, wallowing in drug induced euphoria and self pity, you come along with your "Nunchuks of Reality" and whack me in the fucking head...
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 09:51 PM

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...I should be a therapist...



ahem... you should take care of yourself first and foremost before you go thinking you should be others therapist MISTER!

Padover, have you met you new friends Stone and Glass House?
Posted by: DukeFloored

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 09:56 PM

My elbows hurt me. My time on the computer and lukeisback.com is going to be limited for months. I have other work to do.

I do feel more edgy without the lithium and more prone to lashing out at people. Will replace the lithium soon...

I've gotten more help from meds than from years of therapy.

Holly rocks. She's been very good to me. I don't walk on eggshells with her because she lets me know when I've crossed a line (though upon rereading what I wrote, I stand behind everything I wrote).
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 09:58 PM

Not all the time Burgy. But this one time seemed necessary to point that out because your words of therapy was awful... maybe a joke, fine. But, maybe Holly is better off without Luke and Luke is better off finding someone not associated with the biz and share the same religious commitments. And perhaps find a industry other than porn so he's not a hypocrite anymore. Seems pretty simple.

Don't go crying to me about anything if you decide to swallow yourself in drug euphoria instead of doing things that are healthy for you and make you happy at the same time. And obviously... what's missing is your full bit of happiness. It screams in every rant/mini novel you write on here about your association with porn and its people

You are of a different class in society... successful being one. Surround yourself with the like and perhaps you'll find more who relate and fulfill your stamina of insight and intellect. And I mean the real world not XPT. And then it might put you on the right path to a better light in life. You never know until you try I guess.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 10:05 PM

Luke... every try or thought to give Holistic therapy a try? It's pretty intense and may be a great alternative for you if western medicine is too pricey or seemingly not the thing for you, whateve reason it may be. Check this place out and read it, it may give you an understanding of it all www.theholistichaven.com

Just a suggestion.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 10:06 PM

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...friends Stone and Glass House?



Introduce me Willie baby...
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 10:37 PM

C'mon luzdedos...snap out of it! Think happy.

Remember back to your salad days...like the day you cranked out this content?
Posted by: damaged

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 11:19 PM

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C'mon luzdedos...snap out of it! Think happy.

[url=http://web.archive.org/web/19990222140901/www.lukeford.com/c89.html]Remember back to your salad days...like the day you cranked out this
content?[/url]



Please repost the link-it's not working and seeing Gen fully degraded would make my day.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/10/06 11:52 PM

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Don't go crying to me about anything if you decide to swallow yourself in drug euphoria instead of doing things that are healthy for you and make you happy at the same time.



Jerking off is healthy right? I know I am happy when jerking off...porn facilitates this activity, ergo Porn is healthy and I should look upon it like the flinstones chewable vitamins I popped as a kid...they didnt produce euphoria but the Orange Barney Rubbles gave me a TART sting in the bottom of my mouth.



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You are of a different class in society... successful being one. Surround yourself with the like and perhaps you'll find more who relate and fulfill your stamina of insight and intellect. And I mean the real world not XPT. And then it might put you on the right path to a better light in life. You never know until you try I guess.



This made me laugh for a moment...the most corrupt, evil, debauched people I know are NOT in PORN, but the very ones I went to school with and worked and did business with over the years. They just Hide it well and excel at subterfuge and credible hypocrisy....whereas Porn people just let it all hang out and typically have laziness as their primary fault. My point: People in general suck, their vocations, and social standing does not alter human nature...A nurse who was molested as a girl and a porn star who was molested as a girl will manifest similar behavior, except one has access to Legal drugs and the other is more likely to have 147 pairs of shoes.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 12:09 AM

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C'mon luzdedos...snap out of it! Think happy.

[url=http://web.archive.org/web/19990222140901/www.lukeford.com/c89.html]Remember back to your salad days...like the day you cranked out this
content?[/url]



Please repost the link-it's not working and seeing Gen fully degraded would make my day.



Ummm...luzdedos was one of L-ke's names on RAME...I'm trying to bring El DUCque back to a happy place when he broke the Marc Wallice story and no one believed him until even Patient Zero had to admit it. Here's the naked link from the Internet Wayback Machine:
http://web.archive.org/web/19990222140901/www.lukeford.com/c89.html
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 01:02 AM

Burg, thank you.

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..."Nunchuks of Reality"...



That made me laugh. I needed that.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 08:46 AM

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Jerking off is healthy right? I know I am happy when jerking off...porn facilitates this activity, ergo Porn is healthy and I should look upon it like the flinstones chewable vitamins I popped as a kid...they didnt produce euphoria but the Orange Barney Rubbles gave me a TART sting in the bottom of my mouth.
...



I assume this is a joke - right?

Let's hypothetically say that I could better facilitate my masturbation by watching Smartt raping orphans in rural Brazilian villages - that wouldn't validate his behaviour.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 09:35 AM

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Jerking off is healthy right? I know I am happy when jerking off...porn facilitates this activity, ergo Porn is healthy and I should look upon it like the flinstones chewable vitamins I popped as a kid...they didnt produce euphoria but the Orange Barney Rubbles gave me a TART sting in the bottom of my mouth.
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I assume this is a joke - right?

Let's hypothetically say that I could better facilitate my masturbation by watching Smartt raping orphans in rural Brazilian villages - that wouldn't validate his behaviour.




Nah grizz I am being sarcastic....People in Porn are either always saying how great it is and how much they love doing it (majority), and then there are the vocal minority (like Gen) who tend to be very intelligent and self aware to the extent that they tell us civilians how fucked up they all are in porn and how bad the industry is. I am not saying Gen is wrong....I am saying I do what I want and feel I need to ... if I cant imagine a more inspired destiny for myself than hanging out and talking with porn people every now and then, that's my problem...but to hear people in the industry tell ME that I am too good to be hanging with them is laughable, and a type of the miserable self pity they accuse me of sometimes spewing (which I categorically DO NOT deny...everyone feels sorry for themself at some point.) It's really all part of the chaotic, makes-no-sense, sociopathic nature of porn people in general, but there are more people like that (and more severe offenders) in REGULAR society not doing porn.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 10:16 AM

WERD BURG

There are a few less jaded fucked up people in the biz that I've known but its so rare that you might as well throw that statistic out.
Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 12:28 PM

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Luke Ford is following the path of the self-righteous. He is also following the path of hypocrisy given the fact that he profits from the porn industry while criticizing Holly Randall for same.


I find it neither self-righteous nor hypocritical when he also said:

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If I was a great writer or reporter, do you think I'd be writing primarily on porn? No way. I'm only here because I'm not good enough (as yet) to make it anywhere else.


I don't think he's claiming to be any better than anyone else. He just refuses to comply with this bizarre modern trend of dressing up one's vices as achievements.
Posted by: El Kabong

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 12:35 PM

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...I should be a therapist...



ahem... you should take care of yourself first and foremost before you go thinking you should be others therapist MISTER!



It would seem you don't know many therapists..... they're all nuckin'futz!
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 01:15 PM

luke, do you not realize this woman is ideal? i've already got my troubled blond from princeton, but think about it luke. she's adorable, easily as smart as you, and most importantly-she actually gets you despite the aurora snow sized gape betwixt you and perfection.

lukeydukey, the woman's half the reason i read your site now-she's cool as shit, whatever you do to her. stop the khomeini-style bullshit. your income comes from what she does. i've got co-writing creds at the wsj, hbr, etc. and guess what? NOBODY GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU DO IF YOU CAN WRITE.

write, holly's a muse, she's not dragging you down, you spent a decade brilliantly fooling dumb girls into saying things they regretted in the same industry. you've been on set where penises touch vaginas. only mitt romney can claim moral superiority, you fucked kendra jade, you're one of us.
Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 01:25 PM

I think Mr. Ford is terrified to have actually developed strong feelings of love for a woman in the pornography business. His nightmares probably consist of her somewhow getting talked into performing in front of the camera. The horror, I intuitevely feel, must be two fold for him bewcause in these horrors of sleep he is interviewing her for his sight on her decision and desperately wants her not to do it for reasons we can all understand, but it also causes his casually sadistic interview style to begin to fray under the stress of his diasturbed emotionasl state, and thus his purchase on his carved niche height to look down his nose is in jeopardy.


Posted by: jamesn

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 01:35 PM

i personally blame that dessicated zionist cunt from the lat and her daughter for this. what's her name? bueller?
Posted by: DukeFloored

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 02:33 PM

I had a nightmare Sunday morning, June 11, 2006, that friends found nude
and hardcore layouts of me in various porn magazines that Holly had shot.
It took about an hour of awake time for me to assure myself I had never
done any such thing.
Posted by: Paul Reubens

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 02:39 PM

I hope this relationship fails. I'm a bad person.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 03:05 PM

:bananacrapola:
Posted by: 2cums

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/11/06 06:00 PM

Holly has Luke's balls in her back pocket and thats not a good position to be in.

She used her good looks, charm and intelligence to manipulate Lukes will.

Remember the good times Luke, put aside your petty bickering and accept porn(Holly) as your saviour!
Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 12:12 AM

Luke, "use the force," "never underestimate the power of the dark side," "help you I can, yesssss, mmmm." I think you need to invite her over to your place, give off the illusion that you've prepared a nice fancy meal that you can order from california pizza kitchen. Have a bottle of chardonnay, tell her you're sorry. Then when she accepts your inferiority, you take her to your bed, have her lie on her back, move her head towards the end of the bed, unzip your pants.......and proceed to skull fuck the shit out of her until the roasted chicken and potato pizza you "made" for her is vomited all over your polar bear rug. While you're doing this, make sure you have the video camera well hidden in the closet Then post the video on your site, with this little graemlin
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 06:18 AM

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Luke, "use the force," "never underestimate the power of the dark side," "help you I can, yesssss, mmmm." I think you need to invite her over to your place, give off the illusion that you've prepared a nice fancy meal that you can order from california pizza kitchen. Have a bottle of chardonnay, tell her you're sorry. Then when she accepts your inferiority, you take her to your bed, have her lie on her back, move her head towards the end of the bed, unzip your pants.......and proceed to skull fuck the shit out of her until the roasted chicken and potato pizza you "made" for her is vomited all over your polar bear rug. While you're doing this, make sure you have the video camera well hidden in the closet Then post the video on your site, with this little graemlin



Classic coochie...nice touch with the chicken and potatoes
Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 11:16 AM

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Luke, "use the force," "never underestimate the power of the dark side," "help you I can, yesssss, mmmm." I think you need to invite her over to your place, give off the illusion that you've prepared a nice fancy meal that you can order from california pizza kitchen. Have a bottle of chardonnay, tell her you're sorry. Then when she accepts your inferiority, you take her to your bed, have her lie on her back, move her head towards the end of the bed, unzip your pants.......and proceed to skull fuck the shit out of her until the roasted chicken and potato pizza you "made" for her is vomited all over your polar bear rug. While you're doing this, make sure you have the video camera well hidden in the closet Then post the video on your site, with this little graemlin



It bothers me when men talk about women this way amongst eachother. Time and time again I find myself in situations where I'm in a group of males and one of them inevitably starts such vile and hateful talk, and often about their own girlfriends or wives. It makes me uncomfortable and confused and I excuse myself from the group. I think to myself if my Poppa regarded my Momma like this to his friends. Momma and Poppa were in love wiuth eachother, rarely fighted, and often cuddled. But I intuively sense that Poppa did talk about Momma like this. It upsets me because it confuses me as to what is real and reinforces my fear of men brought about by that strange fellow who bought me a Bit o Honey at Krogers when I was a boy and then proceeded to message my kidneys and butt once outside. I think of girlfriends of mine and do their new boyfriends talk about them like this, which enrages me to the point of tears almost. Does that beautiful black haired girl who sings for that rocxk & roll band Effervesence have a boyfriend or husband who regards her like this? This is a problem I have that won't go away. All these sorts of conflicts, that I have noone but you folks to talk about it with. I feel violent often now, though I am reserved and quiet for the most part. But I feel an appeal for murder posssibly.

Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 11:23 AM

Hey CAOH, what gag factor video can I watch you get violated in?
Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 11:29 AM

Fuck you, Cookie Monster.

Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 11:35 AM

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Fuck you, Cookie Monster.





I wanna put my fingers in your Cookie jar and then record your voice making duck noises on old school DAT tapes while I piston fuck your face until you have to go on the disabled list with a bruised esophagus.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 12:17 PM

caoh, how'd you swing the day off from the warehouse?
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 12:27 PM

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Fuck you, Cookie Monster.



Why the fuck did I just laugh out loud at this post?
:bonanocrime:
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 12:35 PM

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Fuck you, Cookie Monster.



Why the fuck did I just laugh out loud at this post?
:bonanocrime:



Its like that ad that runs on the right side of the screen. "Yeah, its that fucked up."
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 02:42 PM

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caoh, how'd you swing the day off from the warehouse?



Maybe because CAOH actually works in a OFFICE that may have AAAaaaaaaa warehouse attached to the rest of the business.
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 04:42 PM

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even the new dog appears saddened by the quarrel.



The dog is not sad-- Bonnie is very happy and I love her!



As for Luke, he has a girlfriend now (no, she's NOT in the industry, and no he's NOT allowed to write about her) so I don't think he needs me anymore. As for me, I have my vegetable garden so I don't need nuthin'. Check out my bean crop!



And thanks everyone for your kind words. I feel all gushy inside.
Posted by: 2cums

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 05:52 PM

Even the simplest, nonchalant poses, I still think sexual thoughts of you.
Posted by: elaborator

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 05:58 PM

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Even the simplest, nonchalant poses, I still think sexual thoughts of you.



The phallic beans help a little too...It is like she is handing us Hard-ons


Holly that is a beautiful dog and the only bummer thing about all this is not being able to follow the drama on Lukes site.

You were too good for him!
Posted by: elaborator

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 06:04 PM

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Fuck you, Cookie Monster.


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Why the fuck did I just laugh out loud at this post?
:bonanocrime:




he sent me a pm the other night during his Drunken rage...just one of his "hows it going " but he called me Elevator and that made me spit beer onto my keyboard...it is a subtle genius he wields
Posted by: JRV

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 11:03 PM

Holly just traded one dog for another - women do that from time to time.
Posted by: pornactorforhire

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 11:06 PM

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made me spit beer onto my keyboard


I'm sure you're able to do that without anyone's help.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 11:06 PM

Wanna be my new doggy JRV?
Posted by: JRV

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/12/06 11:15 PM

I'd need permission from your cats first.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/13/06 12:02 AM

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Wanna be my new doggy JRV?




lol GEN is the ultimate Thread Hijacker...gotta love it...in most of my interview threads, and in any thread about another prominent female in the porn industry, Gens sticks her...um....Booty ( ) into the stream of collective consciousness and before ya know it, !!BLAM!! It is a Padovapalooza / :bananapadova: thread!

That's actually pretty hott , almost super-whorish. Gen = XPT Thread Hijacking Slut
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/13/06 12:14 AM

Not fully true. Partially though. It could be worse and you know it. And then replying to my posts only instigates more.

(its your light now Burg)

and might I add that I am not nearly worse than some who take over certain threads for the sheer enjoyment of bashing those they don't think fit here at what XPT has become. So booyah. And that's not a claim to innocence either, fuck that.

Now, Holly... heck yea she's hot. We already know this. And as I am a fan of gardening it makes Holly that much more hotter in my eyes to see her in her garden. You look amazing as always.

(now get off my ass Burg or ill deflate your tire)
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/13/06 12:52 AM

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(now get off my ass Burg or ill deflate your tire)



:bananapadovacreampie:
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/13/06 01:45 PM

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Not fully true. Partially though. It could be worse and you know it. And then replying to my posts only instigates more.

(its your light now Burg)

and might I add that I am not nearly worse than some who take over certain threads for the sheer enjoyment of bashing those they don't think fit here at what XPT has become. So booyah. And that's not a claim to innocence either, fuck that.

Now, Holly... heck yea she's hot. We already know this. And as I am a fan of gardening it makes Holly that much more hotter in my eyes to see her in her garden. You look amazing as always.

(now get off my ass Burg or ill deflate your tire)



Thanks Gen. You can hijack "my" thread anytime.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/13/06 04:59 PM

I was feeling icky this afternoon, so I laid down, I guess I passed out for a while and had the coolest dream. Very short and sweet, kinda like a concept, so I was wondering...

Holly... if I or any other chick say like Danni... we likey the girlies and all, would ya let us get down and dirty with you if we used saran wrap between us? I mean... it wouldn't count right? Cuz technically I'm giving the saran wrap head and you're just so lucky to feel right through it. Think about it because I'd be one of the few first in line to snatch you.

Please bring some greeny beanies!!
Posted by: nago

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/14/06 12:53 AM

I was feeling icky this afternoon, so I laid down, I guess I passed out for a while and had the coolest dream. Very short and sweet, kinda like a concept, so I was wondering...


whores dream ?
Posted by: JRV

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/14/06 02:14 PM

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whores dream ?


Whores dream of handbags and shoes.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/14/06 02:33 PM

I would imagine that whores dream just like whoremongers.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/14/06 04:00 PM

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whores dream ?



i'd guess of having a soul, a heart? go see the wizard.

Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion,

And really feel the part.

I could stay young and chipper

and I'd lock it with a zipper,

If I only had a heart.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/14/06 04:53 PM

Are Gen Padova and Gia Jordan any more lacking a soul or heart than you and I?
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/14/06 04:59 PM

What are you talking about? I have no heart and soul! I shit it out the last time I did a anal scene a while back. Never been the same since, lucky for you guys
Posted by: jojo

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/14/06 10:11 PM

i'd love to paint holly's face with my man batter
Posted by: Monstar

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/14/06 11:31 PM

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Are Gen Padova and Gia Jordan any more lacking a soul or heart than you and I?



yes.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/15/06 12:17 AM

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Are Gen Padova and Gia Jordan any more lacking a soul or heart than you and I?



I have souls and hearts every morning for breakfast.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/27/06 10:18 PM

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Once we begin talking, I only make a passing reference to her shoot because it's not something that matters to me. No, I am not concerned if Holly wants to throw away her life and never find a husband.

A couple of minutes into my phone call, I notice something that often upsets me about Holly -- she is not giving me her 100% undivided attention. She's checking her email.

Now, I multi-task all the time when I talk to her, but that doesn't mean I like it when she does it to me. I am a narcissist. I must be the center of attention at all times or I get upset. I need Holly and company, each day, to tell me who I am so I can act accordingly.

Holly giggles over a photo of a model. My irritation rises into pique and finally anger.

I cut her off and hang up the phone abruptly.

I'm so upset, I don't even bother to transcribe our phone call. I'm over that.


Well, folks, we have another episode of "As L-ke and Holly Turn...and L-ke Screws It Up."


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At 2 p.m., I wake up from my nap...

What, did the gig end real late last night? How pornish of you.


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...and decide to add that she's 15 pounds past her playing weight and that was another reason she should not pose nude.

Uhh, DUC, calling your gal-pal fat--and then making it public--probably not going to score any points. Remember, this is not the woman to who you lent your tighty-whities in Tampa, this is the woman who agreed to borrow them.
Posted by: Bad_Bad

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/27/06 10:33 PM

Wow if Holly dumped that guy he'd be up shits creek without a paddle, he's very dependent upon her for his positive affirmations.

I've never seen or heard of her making snide comments about him. I hope she picks out a character defect of his and starts to needle him about it constantly.

She'd have him a babbling idiot (well moreso than he already is) in short order.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/28/06 06:09 AM

If Holly has any pride or self-respect she will cut off Luke, frankly methinks ole Luke should get himself back to his shrink pronto. I will give him some credit for insight, narcissism seems to be the basis for his bitchy screed about Holly's "porn taint".
Posted by: Bad_Bad

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/28/06 06:13 AM

She should adopt a habit, everytime he smiles at her she should say "Is that something in your teeth?"

In no time at all he'll go self concious about it, he'll spend all his time in the bathroom brushing and flossing and he'll spend all his money on tooth whitening strips.

It'll work best if she does it when they are around other people.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/28/06 06:22 AM

Good point.
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/28/06 01:54 PM

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She should adopt a habit, everytime he smiles at her she should say "Is that something in your teeth?"

In no time at all he'll go self concious about it, he'll spend all his time in the bathroom brushing and flossing and he'll spend all his money on tooth whitening strips.

It'll work best if she does it when they are around other people.



Haha I like that one!

I only shot implied nudity, nothing actually shows, but Luke was mistaken and thought I did fully nude spread shots. That's why he was so upset initially.
Posted by: damaged

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/28/06 02:36 PM

Holly

By this reasoning, it would seem that you'd be cool with erotica-you know, implied anal, implied cock gagging, a little implied doggystyle with an ass slap and some hair pulling.
I don't mean to imply...
More like...
Posted by: Bad_Bad

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/28/06 09:11 PM

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I only shot implied nudity, nothing actually shows,



You are a cruel mistress, you did exactly what I expected.

Did you do the arm across your breast, hand covering your pubic region, impish grin pose?

I don't suppose you'ld dress up like Dorthy from "Wizard Of Oz?"
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/28/06 10:23 PM

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I only shot implied nudity, nothing actually shows,



You are a cruel mistress, you did exactly what I expected.

Did you do the arm across your breast, hand covering your pubic region, impish grin pose?

I don't suppose you'ld dress up like Dorthy from "Wizard Of Oz?"



I don't think I'd make a very good Dorothy, but that sounds pretty hot...

Well we did two looks-- one of me on a horse, laying on it so my breasts are covered, and one of me behind my parents' bar, where my back is turned and all you can see is my butt and my face. Most of it was shot on film so I'm waiting for it to be processed.
Posted by: Bad_Bad

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/29/06 05:13 AM

I just keep remembering the chick who was Dorthy in the Blues Travelers Video. I remember as a kid they showed "Wizard of Oz" on CBS every year (Thanksgiving I think it was.) It was a family tradition to sit down with a big bowl of popcorn and watch "The Wizard Of Oz," I can't see Dorthy the same way since "Run Around."



Posted by: 2cums

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/29/06 05:49 PM

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Well we did two looks-- one of me on a horse, laying on it so my breasts are covered, and one of me behind my parents' bar, where my back is turned and all you can see is my butt and my face.



This will make my penis VERY happy
Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: Holly Randall / L-ke F--d Blowup - 06/30/06 12:44 PM

Okay, this is the last time I will say this because I don't want to sound like I am trying to push my site all the time, and I appreciate Tony & JM letting me get away with it, cuz I don't know who else would, lol. BUT if you posters want to read the whole story on Luke & Holly and their relationship and break up and what they have to say about each other. ( Holly gets to talk a lot for a change) Plus see sexy pics of Holly that she let me borrow- go to CindisNakedTruth.com and click "Luke & Holly-read the whole story in order") I have the whole true story & yes they are broken up now.
I'd also like to hear what you guys think of the story. THANKS!
Cindi
CindisNakedTruth.com