AC - Life as a fanboy

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/06/06 10:16 PM

See, peoples' perspective are always different. When I see his pictures I think of three seperate but intertwinable medical conditions and they are as follows:

1: Ginger gene
2: Prader Willi syndrome
3: Abortion

Posted by: Willie D

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/06/06 10:30 PM

I walked by this tub earlier...I think his badge has his real name instead of AC Cream. I mean, if YOU were so suave and debonair, wouldn't YOU want to let Jesse Jane know all about it as you rubbed your greasy half-beard against her face?...or whoever he was ass-kissing at the time. I don't know what that other thing is for...sentimental value from last year's fanboy-itis attack?

Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/06/06 11:34 PM

The blue thing on his badge is AC, his psuedonym. And I think he looks good in the pic with Carmen with his white and red shirt on. so there!

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/07/06 12:43 PM

Well, now we know why AC hates The Minion so much. He is just jealous. AC is easily as huge as The Minion and I bet he ain't rolling around naked with any porn starlets.

Posted by: zenman

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/07/06 01:17 PM

I'm especialy impressed with the pic of his luggage.

Posted by: Bishop

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/07/06 01:51 PM

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Don't forget this one of AC Cream and Bishop.

Fuck!!! Shenanegins!...
Hey welcome faceblaster! I haven't seen you for a minute. Thanks for the ride down the hill from Ariel's(elbow to elbow handshake

)

Posted by: 2cums

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/08/06 08:09 PM

AC Cream has left the building.

The all-you-can-eat-buffets can start turning a profit again. The City Of Sin is rejoicing. I can hear their cheers.

Posted by: JimJaded

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/06 08:23 AM

hahah i saw that creature walking around the circle bar and i thought from his gait he was the guy from the Patterson film, THEN i was positive he was on XXXPT, using my better judgement i avoided any contact, and now i come back to find this thread.
I will say i didnt see him interacting with anyone else, all week, ever.

shocker.

Posted by: kyoto

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/06 08:59 AM

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AC Cream has left the building.

The all-you-can-eat-buffets can start turning a profit again. The City Of Sin is rejoicing. I can hear their cheers.

someone should have filmed him eating at all the buffets. I can just see him knocking down children and old people to get more shrimp on his plate.

Posted by: 2cums

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/06 06:03 PM

Chico Wang or Pariah wouldn't even be able to get him laid

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/06 07:33 PM

thats the sexiest motherfucker on the porn boards, hands down, i love how he has the same patterned shirts in 3 different colors, looks like someones a high roller come sale time at their local walmart.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/06 07:39 PM

AC is the man,
understand children?

Posted by: kyoto

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/06 07:45 PM

Posted by: Willie D

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/06 08:42 PM

A loooooong stick...well done kyoto. Photoshop something onto the hat.

Posted by: GARFIELD

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/06 09:13 PM

I hafta agree even with our differences...that was fucking hilarious kyoto

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/06 10:39 PM

Why does everyone hate that guy so much? besides the fact hes fat, annoying and ugly?. hes the same as that sal guy except has red hair and everyone loves that retard.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/06 10:45 PM

he calls himself "ace cartier" ask bornyo for the myspace.

he also screams at girls who don't do porn that they send him a picture or he'll call them out as a "bitch/cunt/whatever".

ac cream is going to kill others out of rejection, he's gonna do it, he's a stalker, rude to random girls, and fucking psyccho, i've heard he's out at adt. he's columbine, redux.

Posted by: El Kabong

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/10/06 05:42 AM

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he calls himself "ace cartier" ask bornyo for the myspace.

he also screams at girls who don't do porn that they send him a picture or he'll call them out as a "bitch/cunt/whatever".

ac cream is going to kill others out of rejection, he's gonna do it, he's a stalker, rude to random girls, and fucking psyccho, i've heard he's out at adt. he's columbine, redux.

So we're talking [raincoat] mafia here.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/10/06 07:15 AM

Well, the story regarding Christie Lee and AC CREAM was something the little angel told me Saturday, that the dude was upset over something about her not returning his e-mails in a "timely" fashion", whereby he sat outside her residence for a couple days...or something like that. Now, with him ACTING (and given his size, LOOKING) like he does, and if you were Christie Lee, how would you feel under such circumstances? For a brief moment I was actually afraid that if Christie had gotten a ticket to AVN and been able to accompany me, he would have sat on the both of us and I, Da Burglar, would now be being eulogized by Willie D as my remains lie in state in a large envelope given the pancake flatness they would exhibit.

Someone clear all this up...you hear on one Hand Monstar saying AC is 'solid' for buying drinks, and others say decent things about the guy, but then we have this shit....what is this guy's deal?

Posted by: Willie D

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/10/06 07:33 AM

Most serial killers appear moderately well-adjusted more a majority of the time. It's only when it's time to rub the lotion on the skin that things get freaky.

Posted by: morbidthoughts

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/10/06 07:37 AM

He creeped out another girl by telling her that he was still mad at her for not giving up her number. Several girls have noted that he approaches them through unsolicited IMs and email that he "researched" and whines when they don't respond in adequate time by leaving them even more IMs and email. Another girl declared she'd kick him in the nuts if he came within one feet of her because of his antics.

Posted by: 2cums

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/10/06 04:54 PM

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This pic will make Carmen go back to scrubbin toilets and making beds at the Ramada.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/10/06 07:47 PM

If you look close (but not too close) you'll see the cavity creeps jumping out of his mouth, running for cover.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/11/06 10:18 AM

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hahah i saw that creature walking around the circle bar and i thought from his gait he was the guy from the Patterson film, THEN i was positive he was on XXXPT, using my better judgement i avoided any contact, and now i come back to find this thread.
I will say i didnt see him interacting with anyone else, all week, ever.

shocker.

The dude just walked around the outer circle of people at the bar pacing back and forth like a caged animal.I never saw him speak to anyone directly but he was always muddering something to himself.I dont know who scares me more,AC or Hypnocock.As far as im concerned both are dangerous and should be locked up.

Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/11/06 12:20 PM

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I never saw him speak to anyone directly but he was always muddering something to himself.

He reminds me of Milton Waddams from Office Space.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/11/06 07:09 PM

From Corina Taylors yahoo group.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 09:43 AM

This guy is pure evil.Just look into his eyes.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 12:01 PM

Christie Lee is just about the sweetest and most approachable girl in porn. If you manage to creep her out or piss her off, you must have gone WAY over the line. AC is a very scary guy, from the sounds of it. He seems to have a rabid hatred of all things Diabolic too.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 12:37 PM

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This guy is pure evil.Just look into his eyes.

So much for the theory that black is a slimming colour....

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 01:06 PM

You could clothe an African village by cutting off one of his pant legs.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 01:25 PM

look at his fingers holding the camera, they're like polish sausages. he chugs mayo for breakfast and sweats crisco from his pores.

Posted by: DoronD

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 02:41 PM

This thread is kharma for that cumsponge , AC Cream. He has been vocal of his hate for me.Let's keep this thread going

Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 04:08 PM

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This thread is kharma for that cumsponge , AC Cream. He has been vocal of his hate for me.Let's keep this thread going

I thought you and him would be pals, kindred spirits in the excessive canned corn eating way of life.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 06:33 PM

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This thread is kharma for that cumsponge , AC Cream. He has been vocal of his hate for me.Let's keep this thread going

Because he knows theres only enough room for one of you two in porn, figuratively and literally.

Posted by: AC Cream 2.0

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 10:15 PM

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Well, the story regarding Christie Lee and AC CREAM was something the little angel told me Saturday, that the dude was upset over something about her not returning his e-mails in a "timely" fashion", whereby he sat outside her residence for a couple days...or something like that. Now, with him ACTING (and given his size, LOOKING) like he does, and if you were Christie Lee, how would you feel under such circumstances? For a brief moment I was actually afraid that if Christie had gotten a ticket to AVN and been able to accompany me, he would have sat on the both of us and I, Da Burglar, would now be being eulogized by Willie D as my remains lie in state in a large envelope given the pancake flatness they would exhibit.

Someone clear all this up...you hear on one Hand Monstar saying AC is 'solid' for buying drinks, and others say decent things about the guy, but then we have this shit....what is this guy's deal?

I'm going to clear all this up hopefully with this 1 post. I have work to be doing, but I felt like this needed to be commented on....

Let me start by saying I have no negative feelings toward Christie. I think it's slightly understandable how she has come to where she is in this situation. A lot of people have taken the situation and spun it adding in their own beliefs. Here is the complete story from A to Z....

Christie and I began conversing online and on the phone back in late January 2005. Contrary to what somebody is saying there was no underhanded "research" going on. I was given the contacts by Christie. For the next Month and a half Christie and I messaged each other. During that time I got to see a side of Christie most of you will never see. Christie has the ability to be a sweet, sensitive, caring female. Also just so it's clear these nightly conversations were more often started by Christie than were started by me. Then in March I went out to CA to visit Industry friends. 1 of whom happened to be Christie. The 1st of the 2 days I hung out with Christie we had a 3rd party with us. I have a pic from this day somewhere. I'm not about to out the 3rd party, but the 3rd party asked me a couple days later "How did you 2 get to know each other? She didn't seem to be very nice to you." Me thinking that maybe other personal issues were making Christie unhappy I ignored Christie being unpleasant to me. We talked on the phone a couple days later and made plans to hang out the last night I was out in CA. On this night I bought and brought her some flowers. I thought it was a nice gesture being that I knew she was having some tough times. That night things went really well. It felt like I was hanging out with the girl I had been conversing with for a month and a half. We had pizza and watched TV. I flew home the next morning and things were cool. Once I got home I noticed Christie was treating me totally different. We played hit and miss/cat and mouse contacts for a couple months after that. Then Erotica LA time came. About a couple weeks before Erotica Christie talked about us hanging out again which I was cool with. Things weren't as cool as they were between us but they weren't bad. Then shortly before Erotica LA she took an obligation that had her busy during the whole time I was out there for Erotica LA. Shortly after Erotica LA it became clear our friendship was no more. Anytime I got a contact from her it was always me being wrong or not cool, so it was clear our friendship wasn't going to continue....

Then we come to AEE 2006.... By dumb luck Christie and I nearly walk right into each other at the circle bar in Vegas. I think we were equally startled to see each other. Throughout the weekend word got to me that Christie said I was stalking her. After talking to numerous reliable(believable) mutual friends I came to understand that during 1 of my trips out to CA Christie received anonymous flowers at her place and she assumed they were from me. I 100% emphatically say I never left her anonymous flowers and as for somebody "sitting outside of her place for 2 days" that was not me either. So learning all I learned at AEE I can understand why in her mind it was scary to see my big fat ass in Vegas. People in the know all know I wasn't there for Christie Lee. I was at AEE as press writing an AEE story for a magazine.

Da Burglar....

As for why there are such mixed opinions of me. All I can say is the people that get to know me rarely dislike me. That's not to be egotistical. I just treat people well. My friends know I'm always there for them. Monstar and I have been friendly for a while. We have a lot of friends in common and we get along. Ryan Knox I've met here and there at conventions, but at AEE we actually had some conversations and got along well. Also 1 of your favorite ladies Da Burglar Hailey Young and I get along well. Hailey has seen me at 1 of my lowest points in life and she saw my good. There are plenty others that I won't call out by name, but they are around.

AC Cream

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 10:55 PM

No one cares, you delusional rotund retard.

Did Tera ever find her dog or did you eat it?

Posted by: AC Cream 2.0

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 11:09 PM

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No one cares, you delusional rotund retard.

Did Tera ever find her dog or did you eat it?

You obviously care BIFF, you have my fucking ugly face as your avatar.

Also yes Tera found her dog. When they took the dog away from you they heard you screaming "Damn you chopper! I hate that you have a bigger penis than me!"

AC Cream

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 11:37 PM

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No one cares, you delusional rotund retard.

Did Tera ever find her dog or did you eat it?

Holy fucking shit, Biff you are my new fucking God! Oh my God... breathe, breathe!

Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 11:39 PM

I am a AC fan. WE hung out together many times. He is a complete old fashioned gentlemen. He's been to my house, met my family, played with my dog. He was in Vegas partially because I asked him to freelance for me. He is helping with the AEE, AVN story, writing and pictures, because I couldn't go. I really don't understand why alot of people that don't even know him give him such a hard time. About half of us industry people (not the stars of course)are chubby, me included. So what? So please get to know AC and form your own opinion, don't just listen to what some people who need anger management classes say, lol.
xoxo,
Cindi

Xcitement.com

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/12/06 11:41 PM

The only thing more disturbing than AC Cream discussing bringing flowers to a porn chica is AC Cream contemplating dog penis (sans picante sauce, I'd imagine).

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/13/06 12:23 AM

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You obviously care BIFF, you have my fucking ugly face as your avatar.

Also yes Tera found her dog. When they took the dog away from you they heard you screaming "Damn you chopper! I hate that you have a bigger penis than me!"

AC Cream

How creepy is it that you apparently know the dogs name? And where do you bury the bodies? Basement of mom's house?

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Holy fucking shit, Biff you are my new fucking God! Oh my God... breathe, breathe!

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I am a AC fan. WE hung out together many times. He is a complete old fashioned gentlemen. He's been to my house, met my family, played with my dog. He was in Vegas partially because I asked him to freelance for me. He is helping with the AEE, AVN story, writing and pictures, because I couldn't go. I really don't understand why alot of people that don't even know him give him such a hard time. About half of us industry people (not the stars of course)are chubby, me included. So what? So please get to know AC and form your own opinion, don't just listen to what some people who need anger management classes say, lol.
xoxo,
Cindi
Xcitement.com

You're enabling a creepy porkmeister that can't make friends at home. He turns to porn hoping the bitches will feel sorry for him. I've seen it on ADT. The guy gets pissy with them if they don't reply to his emails, etc. When and if he starts his serial killing (if he hasn't already), part of the blame lies on you for getting him the access he wants.

Posted by: Bishop

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/13/06 12:24 AM

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No one cares, you delusional rotund retard.

Did Tera ever find her dog or did you eat it?

I gotta go change drawers

Posted by: Random

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/13/06 12:44 AM

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I am a AC fan. WE hung out together many times. He is a complete old fashioned gentlemen. He's been to my house, met my family, played with my dog. He was in Vegas partially because I asked him to freelance for me. He is helping with the AEE, AVN story, writing and pictures, because I couldn't go. I really don't understand why alot of people that don't even know him give him such a hard time. About half of us industry people (not the stars of course)are chubby, me included. So what? So please get to know AC and form your own opinion, don't just listen to what some people who need anger management classes say, lol.

Lady, you seem like a good soul, but you're clearly nuts. Your life is in danger and you're completely oblivious to it. I guarantee you that if you keep up your relationship with AC, by year's end you'll slowly be moving through his digestive track.

In regards to us giving him a hard time, we're not the only ones, not by a damn sight. A large (not AC-large, but large nonetheless) chunk of the ADT regulars can't stand him. He can barely make a single post without causing a problem. For every fat joke we've made about him here, there's a derailed thread and an upset person over there simply because his personality and communication skills are so poor.

As you can see Miss Loftus (I'm going out on a limb and assuming you're a "Miss", because if you had a husband, or any man for that matter, AC wouldn't have been allowed to step one foot inside your home), most feel AC is a socially inept, clingy parasite. Even Drew Black, the administrator of ADT, can't stand him. Word has it AC moped around the convention and it's social outskirts alone because people (including the ADT regulars that were there) just don't like him. I can only imagine how uncomfortable he must have made certain people at the ADT party just by being present.

I'd also like to say I don't believe a word AC said in his post. Not one single word. AC, you're grotesquely obese and a liar. A donut-less hell awaits you.

Miss Loftus, an AC meltdown is inevitable. Property will burn. Children will be eaten. Innocent people will be shot. I'll pray for you nightly and I suggest you do the same. Through the power of prayer, you may make it through unscathed.

Posted by: Bishop

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/13/06 12:58 AM

(cue up the Japanese music,give ac.one more vodka tonic and pull the mask down,while I go get my low-tech model of Tokyo)any body got mothra's number?

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/13/06 01:14 AM

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the 3rd party asked me a couple days later "How did you 2 get to know each other? She didn't seem to be very nice to you."

I can answer that, because when shes talking to you online she doesn't have to look at this not to mention personality and social skills even more unattractive then your appearance.

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bought and brought her some flowers. I thought it was a nice gesture being that I knew she was having some tough times. That night things went really well. It felt like I was hanging out with the girl I had been conversing with for a month and a half. We had pizza and watched TV

OMG, im picturing it now, can you even begin to imagine the number of awkward silences?. Im guessing the fact ac cream sweats profusely when he eats didn't help either, leaning over to grab his 5th piece while shes finishing up her first soaking the box with ac cream body fluid.

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as for somebody "sitting outside of her place for 2 days" that was not me either

Yeah, its easy to mistake you for other 400 pound red head men with dark dead souless eyes sitting outside her place for 2 full days, with his head slumped into 2 dozen white roses with unsigned card included in his hands.

You are looking into the eyes of pure evil.

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All I can say is the people that get to know me rarely dislike me.

like christie?

Posted by: 2cums

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/13/06 04:46 PM

Christie, be wary of lopsided cars driving around your neighborhood and keep your elephant gun fully loaded at all times.

Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/14/06 01:24 AM

Arab, It's nice to know you have looked for and read my other articles. Bianca and I were quite close and had a lot of fun together, much later she had a whole other side that came out that I knew nothing about. I've seen nothing but good from AC. Please read xcitement.com Cindi's Naked truth and see which other of my friends you don't like, lol

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/14/06 12:46 PM

I recall Luke posting the Bianca story, where after a desperate cry for help to save her from herself from her National Socialist longings, you helped paper it over as just some crazy incident whereby the SWAT team surrounded her house during a four-hour standoff as just a huge misunderstanding.

You seem like a nice person, Cindy, I'm just wondering if all of your friends are Nazis and sociopaths and if you've thought of why this might be?

Posted by: pris

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/14/06 12:55 PM

those girls are pretty but you dont seem happy ?

Also, there is no shots of you with charmane star whuts up with that ?

And lastly, I think i would look much better with the young ladies

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/131800-02.jpg

The one on the left is really cute

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/14/06 01:32 PM

I don't think AC will be posting much at ADT anymore. Looks like he may find a new home here.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/14/06 03:25 PM

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I don't think AC will be posting much at ADT anymore. Looks like he may find a new home here.

JM Productions has always practiced a big tent policy. I think it's safe to say that the XPT membership would welcome AC's posts. Send him on over.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/15/06 02:54 AM

I invited AC Cream on over when he came to my booth during AEE. He was complaining about his thread, so I told him to duke it out on xpt.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/15/06 12:45 PM

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Gia and Bornyo thanks for the welcome. I wish I could say I'm happy about the things that took place, but I'm not. I still don't yet know the official reason, but with all the bullshit floating around me it doesn't much matter what the reason was. Somebody I really respect gave me the advice of maybe getting away from the industry. It saddens me to consider this, but with people around that say they are your friend and then less than a year later stab you in the back having a hand in ruining what you've worked a year & a half to achieve is really hard to take. It saddens me cause I've met some really great people in this industry and turning my back on them because of a handful of heartless, cold, "evil" people just doesn't seem right to me.

The only comfort I have is knowing that I will go on from this knowing I never lied or did anything to hurt anybody. There is more that I want to say, but there is still a big part of me that hopes my ban will be lifted.

You know what they say though. Wish in 1 hand and shit in the other and see which 1 fills up quicker.

AC Cream

Posted by: jamesn

do you remember the time? - 01/15/06 06:27 PM

almost a year ago, tera patrick lost her dog,bornyo gets banned after one post, re-activated and i'm now re-activated on adt and ac's banned? who'da thunk it?

HELP TERA PATRICK'S LOST HER DOG!!EVAN'S LOST HIS CAREER!!!!

Posted by: ChuckSpears

Re: do you remember the time? - 01/15/06 06:36 PM

Since when did the Idiot Exchange Program get started? Just because Cryin' Knox found refuge at ADT doesn't mean we have to take in AC Cookies n Cream.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: do you remember the time? - 01/15/06 06:49 PM

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almost a year ago, tera patrick lost her dog,bornyo gets banned after one post, re-activated and i'm now re-activated on adt and ac's banned? who'da thunk it?

HELP TERA PATRICK'S LOST HER DOG!!EVAN'S LOST HIS CAREER!!!!

That thread was great, holy shit those were good times...

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/15/06 09:09 PM

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Gia and Bornyo thanks for the welcome. I wish I could say I'm happy about the things that took place, but I'm not. I still don't yet know the official reason, but with all the bullshit floating around me it doesn't much matter what the reason was. Somebody I really respect gave me the advice of maybe getting away from the industry.

The funny thing is that you think you're in it. AC, reality is not your friend, but you shouldn't make such an enemy of it.

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The only comfort I have is knowing that I will go on from this knowing I never lied or did anything to hurt anybody. There is more that I want to say, but there is still a big part of me that hopes my ban will be lifted.

Holy shit. This whole thing is all about being banned at ADT? That's what you're sitting here whimpering about? Jesus Christ, get a grip, man. You're so delusional that a ban on a message board is causing you severe social repurcussions in your real life! Goddamn, where's the Don Corleone slapping the shit out of Johnny Fontaine smiley? I knew you were sad but as someone that's tried my best to ignore your existence, it's a bit staggering to see it in the flesh.

Note that I don't think this will make any difference, but just as court dames once applied their charity toward the reformation of streetwalkers, I find amusement in attempting to talk future protagonists of America's Most Wanted from severing their first head. I sleep soundly.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/15/06 10:05 PM

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The only comfort I have is knowing that I will go on from this knowing I never lied or did anything to hurt anybody. There is more that I want to say, but there is still a big part of me that hopes my ban will be lifted.

I am just warming up this hot poker in the fireplace....everyone SAVE this quote for future reference.

As a side note, Arab, my apologies for even skirting the verbotten, but I hope you dont mind me bringing in a far left FIREWALL reference, since your previous post touched upon AC's complete divorce with reality, and I have made it (more like belabored) the inescapable albatross around crippled Jenna Fans neck that he forgets himself in reality's collage when he spits into his harmonica up at the center stage of th strip club. AC and Firewall are drinking buddies, No?

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/15/06 10:14 PM

AC, Firewall, Sal and Swami: It's like the ABBA of porn hangers-on. There's a Shakes the Clown or Freaked-like movie in here somewhere. Swami fulminates about the lack of respect for AVN's Best Anal award, Sal hides under a blanket in the backseat to avoid being the victim of the Beatlemania that erupts whenever he goes out in public, Firewall just makes Frankenstein like "HRAAAAA?" noises all the time (framed, always, with a rise at the end like an indecipherable and unanswerable question) and AC, the driver, just sits in traffic, idling the car, silently crying and picking cheeseburgers and chicken wings from under his armpits, just driving and crying, driving and eating, eating and crying and making long langorous slurps on a Super Big Gulp of Diet Coke.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/15/06 10:24 PM

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AC, Firewall, Sal and Swami: It's like the ABBA of porn hangers-on. There's a Shakes the Clown or Freaked-like movie in here somewhere. Swami fulminates about the lack of respect for AVN's Best Anal award, Sal hides under a blanket in the backseat to avoid being the victim of the Beatlemania that erupts whenever he goes out in public, Firewall just makes Frankenstein like "HRAAAAA?" noises all the time (framed, always, with a rise at the end like an indecipherable and unanswerable question) and AC, the driver, just sits in traffic, idling the car, silently crying and picking cheeseburgers and chicken wings from under his armpits, just driving and crying, driving and eating, eating and crying and making long langorous slurps on a Super Big Gulp of Diet Coke.

Someone plop the faces of the four stooges Arab mentions above into this image, I suddenly got a craving for double whoopers with cheese and my fingers are all greasy and spastic like AC and Firewalls'

Posted by: Monstar

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 12:03 AM

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Goddamn, where's the Don Corleone slapping the shit out of Johnny Fontaine smiley?

bravo!

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 12:55 AM

Christie Lee's out of commission from the wireless network at the moment, but she wants me to tell you guys that she never had any pizza and television watching moment with AC Cream.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 07:18 AM

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Christie Lee's out of commission from the wireless network at the moment, but she wants me to tell you guys that she never had any pizza and television watching moment with AC Cream.

*gasp* *shock* *wheeze*

You mean to say, Ms Jordan, that SOMEONE did in fact lie? Was it just a little lie, or was it a Big FAT lie? The tip off for me that made me suspicious was the concept of AC 'sharing' a pizza with anyone...yeah right, 'sharing'...he was clearly one of those kids that flunked "Cookies and Milk" in kindergarten by dabbing his fingers in the other kids crumbs, and it is tragic the problem wasn't caught back then when something could have been done about it.

Posted by: Sir Greenly

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 08:09 AM

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Gia and Bornyo thanks for the welcome. I wish I could say I'm happy about the things that took place, but I'm not. I still don't yet know the official reason, but with all the bullshit floating around me it doesn't much matter what the reason was. Somebody I really respect gave me the advice of maybe getting away from the industry. It saddens me to consider this, but with people around that say they are your friend and then less than a year later stab you in the back having a hand in ruining what you've worked a year & a half to achieve is really hard to take. It saddens me cause I've met some really great people in this industry and turning my back on them because of a handful of heartless, cold, "evil" people just doesn't seem right to me.

The only comfort I have is knowing that I will go on from this knowing I never lied or did anything to hurt anybody. There is more that I want to say, but there is still a big part of me that hopes my ban will be lifted.

You know what they say though. Wish in 1 hand and shit in the other and see which 1 fills up quicker.

AC Cream

K-K-Kill them. Kill them all. Those f-f-fuckers. Teach them a lesson. Jesus will love you again.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 08:31 AM

anyone remember this primal scr...er shriek? ADT SELF-HATRED?

Posted by: AC Cream 2.0

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 08:43 AM

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Christie Lee's out of commission from the wireless network at the moment, but she wants me to tell you guys that she never had any pizza and television watching moment with AC Cream.

Yeah it's clear now somebody is completely lying, but it damn sure isn't me. I actually believed that she was slightly legitimate with her concerns, but now it's clear she is 100% lying about this whole thing. Now I'm thinking how is best way I can make it clear I'm the 1 telling the truth. I have yet to figure out how for all you clueless fuckers, but I think I can for people who are/were friendly with Christie and happened to travel to Christie's place back in march of 2005. How about I describe the inside of her place? Let's see immediately to your left there was a computer desk covered in junk. If you turn to your right some in the far left corner there is where she had her fucking HUGE big screen TV w/ her Playstation 2. To the right a little more you have a sofa and a chair lined up against a wall. On the opposite side of this wall you have her little kitchen area. A note about her kitchen, she had a 5 foot high stack of empty pizza boxes next to her fridge. Then there was the hallway to her bedroom and bathroom. This hallway was nearly unable to be walked down because there was so much junk. There was like a mirror or picture frame laying diagonal across the hallway. Her bedroom must have continued the junk theme because she had to sleep on the sofa out in the main room. Let's continue with detail. When you walk through Christie's place you have to be on your tip toes to step around all the dog crap. There was so much you feel like your in a war zone stepping around landmines. These little treats came from her little white puffball loud nipping dog. 1 last piece of info I remember from being with Christie in her place is a gift morbidthoughts gave her. It was a silly ass white and red Canada hat. It wasn't a baseball cap or some stylish hat. It was 1 of those silly old man fisherman floppy rimmed hats.

~~Edit~~ to add....
If you went to her place after me you might have seen the pink flowers in the plastic spongebob water bottle. Those would be the flowers I handed her personally. Yeah that's not such an everyday thing huh?~~Edit~~

I really can't believe she is actually going to straight up lie about this whole thing.

AC Cream

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 08:50 AM

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Yeah it's clear now somebody is completely lying, but it damn sure isn't me. I actually believed that she was slightly legitimate with her concerns, but now it's clear she is 100% lying about this whole thing. Now I'm thinking how is best way I can make it clear I'm the 1 telling the truth. I have yet to figure out how for all you clueless fuckers, but I think I can for people who are/were friendly with Christie and happened to travel to Christie's place back in march of 2005. How about I describe the inside of her place? Let's see immediately to your left there was a computer desk covered in junk. If you turn to your right some in the far left corner there is where she had her fucking HUGE big screen TV w/ her Playstation 2. To the right a little more you have a sofa and a chair lined up against a wall. On the opposite side of this wall you have her little kitchen area. A note about her kitchen, she had a 5 foot high stack of empty pizza boxes next to her fridge. Then there was the hallway to her bedroom and bathroom. This hallway was nearly unable to be walked down because there was so much junk. There was like a mirror or picture frame laying diagonal across the hallway. Her bedroom must have continued the junk theme because she had to sleep on the sofa out in the main room. Let's continue with detail. When you walk through Christie's place you have to be on your tip toes to step around all the dog crap. There was so much you feel like your in a war zone stepping around landmines. These little treats came from her little white puffball loud nipping dog. 1 last piece of info I remember from being with Christie in her place is a gift morbidthoughts gave her. It was a silly ass white and red Canada hat. It wasn't a baseball cap or some stylish hat. It was 1 of those silly old man fisherman floppy rimmed hats.

I really can't believe she is actually going to straight up lie about this whole thing.

AC Cream

If i was you i would've just said yep, shes right im lying, you would've come off looking a whole lot better then you do now after that post. Photographic memory or not thats beyond stalker fatty.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 09:02 AM

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Come off looking better to you? That's for sure my ultimate goal.

I'm very aware of my environment at all times.

All this will do is for people that know us both and were on the fence they now know I was indeed welcomed into her place the night we had pizza and watched TV.

AC Cream

Then who are you hoping to look better to? People in an industry that you aren't a part of and that have clearly shown have no interest in you. Im just curious.

Posted by: AC Cream 2.0

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 09:09 AM

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People in an industry that you aren't a part of and that have clearly shown have no interest in you. Im just curious.

You have no clue what your talking about.

Let me ask you something "mysterious" Smelly Monkey. Is it true that after your shoots when you degrade females that afterwards you offer them extra money if they will fist your anus?

AC Cream

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 10:30 AM

So was he really there?

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 10:32 AM

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How about I describe the inside of her place? Let's see immediately to your left there was a computer desk covered in junk. If you turn to your right...

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If you went to her place after me you might have seen the pink flowers in the plastic spongebob water bottle. Those would be the flowers I handed her personally.

Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 12:15 PM

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I'm very aware of my environment at all times

I seem to recall Ted Bundy making this statement in an interview once.

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 12:19 PM

Did AC get deactivated over there?

Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 12:22 PM

yup.

in all honesty, i believe him over christie. that's just me. the picture he painted was just too vivid, to imbued with the essence of pornchick to be made-up.

it's still funny he's deactivated.

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 12:42 PM

I'm willing to believe that he has been inside Christie's home, I'm almost certain of it now. Since she can't get online right now, could someone (no not you AC) give her a call and let her know that she needs to change her locks. Sooner than later please, I enjoy having her around.

Posted by: pariah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 01:19 PM

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I'm willing to believe that he has been inside Christie's home, I'm almost certain of it now. Since she can't get online right now, could someone (no not you AC) give her a call and let her know that she needs to change her locks. Sooner than later please, I enjoy having her around.

That's giving our boy AC very little credit. She is in 12 parts and in his freezer. Well 11 parts I am sure he has eaten one part. We here at meatholes are behind you AC. AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!

Posted by: Random

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 01:27 PM

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in all honesty, i believe him over christie. that's just me. the picture he painted was just too vivid, to imbued with the essence of pornchick to be made-up.

Agreed. Now whether he forces himself in or she lets him in willingly from this point on, that's for the authorities to decide when they're tracing a chalk outline around Christie's half-eaten corpse.

Seriously though, didn't Christie have a stalker before, back when she was still a newbie, or am I thinking of a different girl?

Posted by: Random

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 01:30 PM

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That's giving our boy AC very little credit. She is in 12 parts and in his freezer. Well 11 parts I am sure he has eaten one part. We here at meatholes are behind you AC. AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!

Lol. I was working on my "AC Cream ate Christie" post while you made your "AC Cream ate Christie" post.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 01:34 PM

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That's giving our boy AC very little credit. She is in 12 parts and in his freezer. Well 11 parts I am sure he has eaten one part. We here at meatholes are behind you AC. AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!

AC could probably be an XPT moderator before smartt.

Just freestyle a little AC, what would be your first five acts if appointed moderator?

Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 02:11 PM

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Just freestyle a little AC, what would be your first five acts if appointed moderator?

Banning this individual JamesBoston?

Well, ban or dismember. One or the other I'm guessing.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 02:55 PM

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AC could probably be an XPT moderator before smartt.

Brandon Irons would make mod before smartt.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 03:31 PM

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That's giving our boy AC very little credit. She is in 12 parts and in his freezer. Well 11 parts I am sure he has eaten one part. We here at meatholes are behind you AC. AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!

You know Pariah has a good point, there was a small part of me that was fearful at first that Christie's recent absence was the result of some nefarious culinary conspiracy between AC Cream and Smartt, whereby Smartt sent AC a recipe for some ungodly concoction for Portugese Meatloaf and poor Christie is now being served cold between two pieces of Texas Toast inside AC Cream's Tera Patrick / Pussycash Lunchpail. Fortunately, Gia assures me Christie is ok...

Posted by: pariah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 04:17 PM

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Fortunately, Gia assures me Christie is ok...

Not good enough! We need proof of life! AC is smarter than this. I'm sure Gia has been hearing recordings (like in Ferris Bueller's Day Off ) that AC has made. A picture of Miss Lee holding todays newspaper I think will make me trust she is in fact alive. Until then AC is a murdering. cocksmoking, whore eating, son of a bitch!! AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!!

Posted by: AC Cream 2.0

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 04:17 PM

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Seriously though, didn't Christie have a stalker before, back when she was still a newbie, or am I thinking of a different girl?

Your memory is correct Random. Her stalker when she 1st got in the biz is 1 of the main things she talked about the 2 times I hungout with her. The night I left after the pizza and TV I called her to let her know I made it out of "Pornoland" ok she told me she was out walking her dog and her stalker was there following her on foot. I nearly wrecked my damn rental car trying to get back to her place.

Though now after these complete lies she's telling about me I'm wondering if it's a "boy who cried wolf" thing. Why would a girl who is scared of a stalker walk her dog after dark? Doesn't seem to make a lot of sense. Also another thing that didn't hit me at the time is.... The day we were with the 3rd party the ladies and I walked to a coffee shop. We passed a group of mexican gardeners. This group was obviously talking shit in spanish. The 3rd party and myself were clearly unhappy about the shit talking, but Christie seemed to love it. Which is kinda strange from a girl having an issue with strange men.

Just some food for thought. Not real food cause we know the last thing my fat ass needs is some food.

I could be the poster child for the benefits of bulimia or anorexia.

AC Cream

Posted by: asdf

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 04:29 PM

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I could be the poster child for the benefits of bulimia or anorexia.

yeah, you can't stalk the dead

Posted by: pariah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 04:44 PM

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Her stalker when she 1st got in the biz is 1 of the main things she talked about the 2 times I hungout with her.

You know when they train police dogs the trainer will hang the dog by its neck until the dog is unable to breathe. Then he comes in and saves the dog to establish trust.
Could you have been the stalker then rushed in to save the day?

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Why would a girl who is scared of a stalker walk her dog after dark?

Did she see the stalker then go walk the dog ? Probably not. Thin AC thin.

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We passed a group of mexican gardeners. This group was obviously talking shit in Spanish. The 3rd party and myself were clearly unhappy about the shit talking, but Christie seemed to love it.

First you are a racist. Second did the "Mexicans" follow you down the street or wait outside her house? Having someone catcall you and someone stalk you are so far apart it is not even funny.

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Just some food for thought. Not real food cause we know the last thing my fat ass needs is some food.

I could be the poster child for the benefits of bulimia or anorexia.

Speaking of funny.... that was no where close to funny. It took a transfer bus it was so far from funny. God I hate you even more now.

AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!!!!

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 04:55 PM

AC

Do you suffer from acromegaly?

Posted by: AC Cream 2.0

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 05:00 PM

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AC

Do you suffer from acromegaly?

No I have no deformities.

I'm a big guy, but I'm proportionate.

AC Cream

Posted by: c62

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 06:17 PM

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I'm a big guy, but I'm proportionate.

Fuck dude, you left yourself wide open on that one.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 06:19 PM

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How about I describe the inside of her place? Let's see immediately to your left there was a computer desk covered in junk. If you turn to your right some in the far left corner there is where she had her fucking HUGE big screen TV w/ her Playstation 2. To the right a little more you have a sofa and a chair lined up against a wall. On the opposite side of this wall you have her little kitchen area. A note about her kitchen, she had a 5 foot high stack of empty pizza boxes next to her fridge. Then there was the hallway to her bedroom and bathroom. This hallway was nearly unable to be walked down because there was so much junk. There was like a mirror or picture frame laying diagonal across the hallway. Her bedroom must have continued the junk theme because she had to sleep on the sofa out in the main room. Let's continue with detail. When you walk through Christie's place you have to be on your tip toes to step around all the dog crap. There was so much you feel like your in a war zone stepping around landmines. These little treats came from her little white puffball loud nipping dog.

Whoa. That is actually the EXACT LAYOUT AND DESCRIPTION of Christie Lee's place!!!

AC, I don't know what to say at this moment. I tried calling Christie, but her cell phone's not working, which is odd because she's always been a financially responsible person. She's never been one of those whores that just shot a 300 inter-species she-male gangbang creampie paid in cash same day yet can't pay a parking ticket.

I don't know what's going on, but I'll exit the middle of this until Christie can come on and speak for herself.

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 06:43 PM

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... whores that just shot a 300 inter-species she-male gangbang creampie paid in cash same day ...

Apologies to Bishop, but I gotta go change my drawers ... I'm spitting up chiclets from laughing so hard.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 08:14 PM

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Snipped a bunch...Gia, tell everyone I'm fine. I just had to move because I had shitty roomates. They even let my dog out one day when I was at work and I never saw her since. I miss her so much. The roomate even got a hold of my phone bill and screwed up my service. That's why I had to change my number today."

I havent seen the TV episode, but I'm thinking I'd clean up the dogshit and pizza boxes before I'd allow them in my house, not to mention the crap in the hall that makes you walk sideways.

Anyway, Christie, I'm going to put a lot of xoxoxoxo's in my post to bring you some good luck and good karma. You're a doll and you need it.

xoxoxoxoxoxo

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 08:35 PM

Now we have heard from both sides, we can let this lie and believe who we want to or we can pick at it until someone gets their feelings hurt.

Posted by: Bishop

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 08:39 PM

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Now we have heard from both sides, we can let this lie and believe who we want to or we can pick at it until someone gets their feelings hurt.

If we didn't pick until someone got their feelings hurt it wouldn't be xxxpt

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 08:50 PM

Actually, I'm not even trying to be a smartass, but this sounds like the premise of a good CSI episode. They actually had one with a porn star and a fanboy but it turned out he wasn't the perp. And, OMG!!!!!

There WAS a dog! The dog ended up being key to the solution of the case!

Holy shit.

OK ... Anyway, it's oddly cool that all this could get some airing ... Detective Jordan, good work. I guess it's up to Judge Judy to decide.

Posted by: AC Cream 2.0

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 08:58 PM

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On the phone now with Christie Lee and she says:

"AC knows what my place looks like because it was on Playboy TV's Porn Star Cribs which aired again a few weeks ago. We became friends online and on the phone and then hung out in person one day. He used to be hella cool. Just one day- the day that we were walking to the coffee shop. But he never came over. He did know where I lived as far as what building because his friend lived across the street but not what unit. He got weird after that day saying that he could come over and cuddle on the couch and watch tv. He even started emailing my industry friends asking where I was. I feel really bad for him, but he's done this to so many other girls. I'm a really nice person and I talk to all my fans but I guess it was taken the wrong way. It's true. It was. I'm personable, but he took it too personal.

As far as walking my dog, I never walk my dog at night. I'd as soon let her shit on the patio or inside. I did have a stalker at that time, but it wasn't AC.

There are some bits of truth mixed in with complete lies in those statements.

I don't have Playboy TV. There was indeed a 2nd day in which I was at Christie's Apartment.

Since Christie said her place in an apartment I can now go into detail about her place even farther. For those who know Christie's place. When you go into the main lobby like area of her building. She has a nosey old lady neighbor downstairs. You can't cough in that lobby without this neighbor checking on it. Then when you go up to Christie's apartment you walk up the steps and go straight ahead to Christie's actual apartment.

I do have a question though. How about we name these other girls "I've done this to"? I know/knew 4 pornstars personally. You(Christie), Flower Tucci, Hillary Scott, & the 3rd party from the 1st day we hung out. 3 of these 4 are still my good friends.

Of course I know you won't name these "other girls" because they are either your friends or copy cats wanting attention.

AC Cream

Posted by: Random

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 09:17 PM

I'm thinking two things right now:

1. It would almost be funnier if Christie was lying because it shows what she's willing to go through just to prove to everyone here that she wasn't at one time very friendly with him. For AC, that probably stings as bad as the stalker accusations.

2. Between being banned from ADT, his pics being plastered all over this thread, contending with the allegations of being a stalker, having to carry around 400 pounds of excess weight, and inhaling two pizzas at this very moment, there's no way AC's heart is going to make it through the weekend. If AC up and stops posting, it won't be because he's had enough sense to distance himself from everything porn related.

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 09:20 PM

AC's immune to criticism. It's like Moe punching Homer and his gut just envelopes the fist and traps it there. When he recovers from this he'll go back to dressing like a Klingon.

Posted by: 2cums

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 09:29 PM

Its time for the Mods to step in and do an IP search and contact the authorities. Only a serial killer would go to such great lengths and details.

Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 09:44 PM

I'm starting to think this is all a big work. AC Cream's visit to XXXPT is another Marc Wallice style punk'd thread.

Posted by: pariah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 10:04 PM

I think what is needed here is a third party or some kind of evidence. Did anyone see AC go into the apartemnt? Does he have a picture of him in the apartment? Someone that is as struck by the whores would no doubt have his camera to prove to anyone who did not believe or so that he could say " have I shown you a picture of my girlfriend?" to their new friend and soon to be class President Pedro.Anything we could submit as "exibit A" Mr Cream?
AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!!!!!

Posted by: kyoto

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 10:09 PM

at this very moment AC is outside Christie's apartment holding a boombox over his head playing "In Your Eyes"

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 10:44 PM

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at this very moment AC is outside Christie's apartment holding a boombox over his head playing "In Your Eyes"

I am to assume then, that you were already there before he arrived?

Posted by: AC Cream 2.0

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 11:11 PM

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I think what is needed here is a third party or some kind of evidence. Did anyone see AC go into the apartemnt? Does he have a picture of him in the apartment? Someone that is as struck by the whores would no doubt have his camera to prove to anyone who did not believe or so that he could say " have I shown you a picture of my girlfriend?" to their new friend and soon to be class President Pedro.Anything we could submit as "exibit A" Mr Cream?
AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!!!!!

I only have a pic from the 1st day we hungout with the 3rd party. The 2nd day we hungout it was just Christie and I. I'm not the fanboy I've been made out to be. I hungout with Christie as a friend. I didn't think "I need a pic of this". I never thought in advance that Christie would do what she's done. I have a stupid belief that people are good and honest. They wouldn't put you in a position and use it to tell lies and hurt you.

You can trust though that from this day forward my camera goes everywhere I go.

AC Cream

Posted by: pariah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/06 11:43 PM

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I only have a pic from the 1st day we hungout with the 3rd party. The 2nd day we hungout it was just Christie and I. I'm not the fanboy I've been made out to be. I hungout with Christie as a friend. I didn't think "I need a pic of this". I never thought in advance that Christie would do what she's done. I have a stupid belief that people are good and honest. They wouldn't put you in a position and use it to tell lies and hurt you.

You can trust though that from this day forward my camera goes everywhere I go.

AC Cream

Was said picture taken from inside the house belonging to defendant Miss Lee ?

Also no one has made you out to be a fanboy but yourself. there are a thousand pictures of you and various pornstars and even a picture of your fucking luggage!! Nothing screams fanboy more than being proud of a bag holding your circus tent sized shirts.

If we were in Hester Prynne days you would have the scarlet letters FB stitched to your chest!

AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 12:08 AM

Sorry to get off point but was christie lee the chick with the diseased vagina a few months back?

Posted by: pariah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 12:16 AM

So you have nothing you may offer as evidence? Something you may have taken from said apartment? A piece of mail? A locket of her hair? a pillow? Her dog? There was no nosey neighbor that saw you going into or out of said apartment? No pizza boy or the mystery third party from the grassy knoll that will back your story? No proof what so ever? Mr. Cream?

I see. No further questions Mr. Cream.

Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 09:52 AM

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yup.

in all honesty, i believe him over christie. that's just me. the picture he painted was just too vivid, to imbued with the essence of pornchick to be made-up.

I'm torn. I'd love to beat AC over the head with this, but like you I find it all too believable. This is a trick that mentally unstable chicks quite commonly pull. I had the same thing happen to me, on a grander scale than what AC alleges here. A chick I used to work with decided I was the perfect man to confide all her deepest, most private stuff in. Like being sexually abused as a child, having an abortion when she was 18 followed by a nervous breakdown, and far too much information about the abusive relationship she was in with a guy who also worked in our department. I never asked for any of it, fuck knows why but she picked me as the person to unload it all on and I was just too soft-hearted to tell her to shut up and go away. This went on for months, untill I moved into a different job and further contact became impractical. (He had a tight grip on her social life.)

Years later she finally split with the loser and we got back in contact. Saw each other a few times, plenty of calls went back and forth, just on a friendly basis but my point is that it was clearly two-way. If it was ever one-way it was on her side - back at the start, when because of circumstances I didn't really want to know. Then suddenly, I can't get hold of her. When I finally do she's like "You don't know me, we were never friends" and accuses me of stalking her. This is on the basis that I made repeated attempts to call her one night after she decided she didn't want to see me any more. Now bear in mind, she hadn't told me that I was persona non grata, she'd just made that decision (never did explain why), but somehow my trying again later when she hadn't answered before suddenly constituted stalking.

Now this girl wasn't a porn star, but I often recognise hints of the same mentality in a lot of the chicks in porn today. It's like a kind of syndrome:

1.) Projecting a ditzy, likeable persona that is just a cover for their wretched, self-loathing true selves.
2.) Seeking out relationships with abusive men.
3.) Using "nice", sympathetic guys who are willing to listen as emotional crutches, then discarding them on a whim.

Regarding 3), when they know they've fucked you over, they don't want to face you. Using the "stalker" defense is the perfect way to get a guy to back off. Now the situation here does obviously differ in several ways. I'm not saying that any of this applies to Christie - I don't know her, but I find AC's story believable although not substantiated.

Anyway, forget all that, Christie is telling the truth and AC is a lying stalker/potential serial killer. It's funnier that way...

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 11:56 AM

Ivor, you forgot the Brass Rule: One phone call and you're out. If you just met the girl: one phone call and you're out. If you've known her for years: one phone call and you're out. If you've just celebrated your 30th wedding anniversary and just got back from driving your ambitious but sexually ambiguous progeny to his new Ivy League college: one phone call and you're out.

That's it and no more.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 12:20 PM

Quote:

Ivor, you forgot the Brass Rule: One phone call and you're out. If you just met the girl: one phone call and you're out. If you've known her for years: one phone call and you're out. If you've just celebrated your 30th wedding anniversary and just got back from driving your ambitious but sexually ambiguous progeny to his new Ivy League college: one phone call and you're out.

That's it and no more.

Very VERY true...

Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 12:36 PM

Quote:

Ivor, you forgot the Brass Rule: One phone call and you're out. If you just met the girl: one phone call and you're out. If you've known her for years: one phone call and you're out. If you've just celebrated your 30th wedding anniversary and just got back from driving your ambitious but sexually ambiguous progeny to his new Ivy League college: one phone call and you're out.

That's it and no more.

Yeah, I knew the rule, but I always took it to be one phone call that was actually answered. When she doesn't pick up the phone, it's reasonable to think she just wasn't near it and try again later. That cannot reasonably be construed as stalking, except in the mind of a neurotic who doesn't want to have to explain herself. When I did finally get hold of her, it was one email (that revised history) and I was out.

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 12:48 PM

Nope, it's one phone call period. One call that's not returned (and since everyone has caller ID, that's one phone call period). You might conceivably stretch that to another phone call a few days later, but that's it.

Right now, I'm dealing with a chica pulling a Seinfeldian routine: we went out once, and I didn't really like her that much (we'd known each other a few years ago, and the years have not been kind. She looks like a screaming skeleton with a dried yet oily layer of greasepaint stuck on her skull.) Her birthday was the next week, and she kept calling to see if I would take her out. The only thing I could feel watching her number pop up on caller ID was (a.) annoyance and (b.) disgust at the whiff of desperation. We went out once: get a fucking friend.

So no, she wasn't right to manipulate history, but believe me, abide by the Brass Rule and you'll never have that problem. One phone call, and if it's not returned, then have a nice life.

Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 01:26 PM

Quote:

Nope, it's one phone call period. One call that's not returned (and since everyone has caller ID, that's one phone call period).

Actually, here in the UK live caller ID is far from universal. We have a dial-back service, but it only gives the last number that called and if you weren't around to hear the phone ring you're not going to dial it.

Quote:

Right now, I'm dealing with a chica pulling a Seinfeldian routine: we went out once, and I didn't really like her that much (we'd known each other a few years ago, and the years have not been kind. She looks like a screaming skeleton with a dried yet oily layer of greasepaint stuck on her skull.) Her birthday was the next week, and she kept calling to see if I would take her out. The only thing I could feel watching her number pop up on caller ID was (a.) annoyance and (b.) disgust at the whiff of desperation. We went out once: get a fucking friend.

No offense Arab, but you're a lawyer so such behavior is not entirely unexpected. Let her down gently or hard - it's your call, but be a man. Just avoiding her is fucking spineless. In any case, the point of my original post was not to dwell on my past woes (lessons were learned, I assure you), it was to illustrate the way some chicks like to conveniently misuse the fashionable term "stalker". You must surely acknowledge that you couldn't reasonably accuse her of stalking until you'd made it clear you didn't want to see her.

Quote:

So no, she wasn't right to manipulate history, but believe me, abide by the Brass Rule and you'll never have that problem. One phone call, and if it's not returned, then have a nice life.

Well, you're correct that I would never have that problem again. But applying it in reverse, I imagine many people concluding that I'm I blowing them off when I have no intention of doing so.

Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 01:31 PM

THere is one thing i think everyone has missed. If Christie was dating someone or had a boyfriend at the time AC came over and hung out with her at her house, of course she didn't expect it to get out and when it did she had to have an explanation that wouldn't upset her boyfriend. and that best explanation was "oh that's a stalker, he was never in the house, he left flowers on the steps. All he's saying is lies." Seem logical????

Cindi

Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 01:41 PM

Quote:

THere is one thing i think everyone has missed. If Christie was dating someone or had a boyfriend at the time AC came over and hung out with her at her house, of course she didn't expect it to get out and when it did she had to have an explanation that wouldn't upset her boyfriend. and that best explanation was "oh that's a stalker, he was never in the house, he left flowers on the steps. All he's saying is lies." Seem logical????
Cindi

Could be. Although I couldn't personally understand the mentality of a man who was happy for his girlfriend to be fucked in the ass on camera, but got jealous at her just hanging out with a male friend. OTOH, this is the wacky world of porno - who knows?

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 01:46 PM

Hmm, I didn't know you were in the UK. Do you guys still grow your teeth in rows like sharks over there?

Kidding! Anyway, no, one date shouldn't come with the expectation that I'll be escorting her out on her birthday. Actually, the latter virtually ensures there will be no second date. I feel no obligation to correct someone's flights of fancy. There are many things I'm sure I'll burn in Hell for but that's not one of them.

And Cindy, while you're studying up on logic, here's one: What boyfriend or significant other would possibly believe AC came over to Christie's house for a booty call? Jesus Christ woman, all she'd have to do is flash the engraved lithograph he gave her of his picture (complete with his avatar in the lower right hand corner) and that hapless lil misunderstanding would be crystal clear.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 01:53 PM

Quote:

Nope, it's one phone call period. One call that's not returned (and since everyone has caller ID, that's one phone call period). You might conceivably stretch that to another phone call a few days later, but that's it.

Right now, I'm dealing with a chica pulling a Seinfeldian routine: we went out once, and I didn't really like her that much (we'd known each other a few years ago, and the years have not been kind. She looks like a screaming skeleton with a dried yet oily layer of greasepaint stuck on her skull.) Her birthday was the next week, and she kept calling to see if I would take her out. The only thing I could feel watching her number pop up on caller ID was (a.) annoyance and (b.) disgust at the whiff of desperation. We went out once: get a fucking friend.

So no, she wasn't right to manipulate history, but believe me, abide by the Brass Rule and you'll never have that problem. One phone call, and if it's not returned, then have a nice life.

Your legal mind is almost too logical Arab...you are of course 100% correct and everything you have described is true, but what sucks is life is jusssst unpredictable enough, and enough flukes happen to give people that modicum of hope they cling to in situations like this...if your call/letter/e-mail/singing telegram isnt returned or reciprocated, there MIGHT have been a compelling reason....the cable went out, death in the family, dead battery, or a bird flying into the transformer etc etc etc. Add into the mix the fact that most people can't, or wont, say what they really feel or be honest (with themselves ... and others) and you have the recipe for 93% of all so-called "relationship/romantic/stalking" stories and dramas. It boggles the mind the time people can and DO waste...which is why, tongue in cheek, I enourage AC to just flat out be honest about things RIGHT FROM THE START and get on with life and avoid situations like this.

I do this not out of a overweening sense of obligation to help those less fortunate than me, but really for my own self edification and affirmation I am doing the right thing(s) for myself...As socially (not "morally"... "SOCIALLY") questionable as paying for sex may seem sometimes, it eliminates much of this voracious waste of time and anxiety...and believe it or not, many of my best female Friends are in the sex business, simply because the games/hassle/pride-power-selfconscious bullshit is eliminated, and the "phone calls", when they are made, are always answered or interpreted properly....its either business or friendship... Of course, I am not necessarily referring to someone like "Roxy", but women who have their head(s) on fairly straight and who can communicate effectively enough to understand them during unemotional periods...

But honesty/openness, which we all roll our eyes at and sigh and groan as being "too much to ask", would help maximize the enjoyment and take advantage of the time we all have on this floating mudball...You could almost flowchart the process/dialogue: Hypothetically, if AC approaches a porn chick (it could be Christie or any of his other girls...) and asks within the first 20 minutes "Is there even a chance in hell you'd fuck me/blow me/jerk me off, if I am the most charming, funny, smoothest dancer/conversationalist/gourmet-chef/pizza-orderer you've ever met (which I am NOT)?"....her honest answer would clarify and streamline the rest of the process...If Yes, express amazment and get it on, if NO, proceed to "friendsville", and if AC persists in trying to cuddle or talk dirty on the phone then you have your clear cut case of a Stalking Cream-zilla. If the answer is NO, AC can follow up with the aforementioned "How about if I pay?" question/scenario to the chick, which again rates HIGH in the openness/honesty chart but leaves him open to a knee to the nuts in addition to dealing with stalking accusations. If cash for gash is an option then he gets his real subconscious desire underneath the affectated "friends" longing AND the possibility of an actual client/therapist friendship with the porn chick once he has experienced what it feels like having his sausage in the chick's mouth or what his high cholesterol semen looks like on her comely visage....

Honesty and Openness are the enemies of Delusion and the cure for Delusional people ... and if the chica is in fact the blameworthy agent in the whole mess, then you have undercut her emotional firepower right from the start by being honest about your desires and intentions. But what is ironic, that I find puzzling, is that PORN chicks should as a rule be OPEN and Down to earth, given the fact that they are prancing bareass all over TVs and computers in the most exposed state possible for bi-podal intelligent creatures....why the fuck is it so hard to say what you think and feel if you can show it so easily? Damn, one question/issue begets more....this man is a menace...

Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 02:01 PM

Quote:

Anyway, no, one date shouldn't come with the expectation that I'll be escorting her out on her birthday. Actually, the latter virtually ensures there will be no second date. I feel no obligation to correct someone's flights of fancy. There are many things I'm sure I'll burn in Hell for but that's not one of them.

But all these times you've been sitting there annoyed, watching the caller ID and cursing the ringing phone, it hasn't occured to you to pick it up, tell it to her straight and probably never have to be bothered by her again? And she's in the wrong for even trying to call? Granted, after enough attempts she should have got the idea, but you're the one who's chosen the drawn out way to get the message across. Your annoyance is misdirected, IMO.

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 02:16 PM

Page 18 and still going?
This is approaching "WOW ... Teagan!" momentum.

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 02:53 PM

Quote:

But all these times you've been sitting there annoyed, watching the caller ID and cursing the ringing phone, it hasn't occured to you to pick it up, tell it to her straight and probably never have to be bothered by her again? And she's in the wrong for even trying to call? Granted, after enough attempts she should have got the idea, but you're the one who's chosen the drawn out way to get the message across. Your annoyance is misdirected, IMO.

Perhaps you're putting a bit much in annoyance. The phone rings, I pull it out of my pocket and look at it. I turn the ringer off and it's over. Two seconds have elapsed from my day and I'll probably never get them back but I would have wasted them posting photoshops of a sex offender's face on Sammura's body anyway. I would opine that this is why she has no friends to take her out on her birthday. Doesn't matter in the least to me.

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 03:02 PM

Oh well anyway ... it's Balkan Dance Night. I'm gonna go to the bar on the corner and stalk the cute coffee chick choreographer I keep running into. At least, she's in the neighborhood. No need for rental cars and cel phone charges,

Posted by: pariah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 09:30 PM

First off I like all of you guys Arab, Ivor, Burg, I have never tried to rock the boat with any of you. I like the way you guys think. Having said that......I am busy here eating my hate sandwiches and spitting them out on AC I have never asked anything of you guys but PLEASE! I need a bit of room to work and you guys are on the field. I know it what you are saying is on topic and this is the direction that the thread has turned but COME ON HE MAY GET A PASS BACK TO HIS HAPPY HOME AND I WILL LIVE MY LIFE WITH HOLE THAT I COULD HAVE FILLED WITH HATE.
Anyway, I HATE YOU AC CREAM! JUST COWBOY THE FUCK UP GET YOUR FATASS BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR BEATING THE VERY LEAST LIKE A GODDAMN WOMAN!!!

I know I just killed this thread but I do not care.

AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!!

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/06 10:14 PM

I agree. The subject of this thread is AC Cream's creepiness and stalking of Christie.

I come down firmly on the side of the female here. Christie did nothing but be her usual bubbly self, and AC, like the calculating fanboy he is, tried to take advantage of it with copious offers of cuddling. Putting the words "AC" and "cuddling" together in the same sentence is impossible to do without swallowing your lunch twice.

Also, I would like to highlight the sub-sub-subject of this thread, which is more than AC's creepiness or Christie's bubblitude but Cindy's poor choice of friends. I mean, first a crypto-Nazi and now AC Cream. No one has any thoughts on that?

Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/18/06 12:57 AM

Arab, I like everyone until they give me a reason not too. And as far as I know 95% of the industry likes me back. I have been in this business for 14 years and probably have been fucked over 4 times. My judgement can't be that bad.
xoxo, Arab, do you want to be friends?

Cindi

Posted by: pariah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/18/06 05:41 AM

Quote:

Anyway, I HATE YOU AC CREAM! JUST COWBOY THE FUCK UP GET YOUR FATASS BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR BEATING THE VERY LEAST LIKE A GODDAMN WOMAN!!!

AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!!

AC? AC BABY. Baby I am sorry for what I said and did before. I was drinking and you know that was just the booze talking. If you come back I swear I will never do that again. come on. come back? I'll buy you that ice cream you like so much. Pleeeasse.

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/18/06 09:20 AM

Quote:

xoxo, Arab, do you want to be friends?
Cindi

Loftus isn't a Jewish name, is it?

Also, if the price of your friendship is a one hour cuddle session with AC in a dark closet (a big closet, but a dark one)... I-I'm not sure I could do that.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/18/06 11:58 AM

Quote:

Arab, I like everyone until they give me a reason not too. And as far as I know 95% of the industry likes me back. I have been in this business for 14 years and probably have been fucked over 4 times. My judgement can't be that bad.

Tell us about that elusive 5%, include as much hate, rage and unfounded lies & gossip as you can....you will be accepted and welcomed in the Monkey Cage like Simple Carbs in AC's Blood stream if you can contribute a modest amount of industry shit that can be stirred and tossed at innocent passers-by.....comeon Cindi, Spill....the 5%.....

Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/18/06 11:25 PM

ARAB- how a bout a cuddle with me? If my name is Jewish will you turn me down? An Arab who doesn't like Jews? who wuda thunk it.
Da Burglar- Sorry that 5% is not going to be talked about until I write my memoirs and/or retire from porn writing.

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/19/06 12:16 AM

Cindi has a hot mouth.

Posted by: Dane

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/19/06 01:47 AM

well, I met AC in person and although through his writings online I always thought he was somewhat of a creep he seem pretty normal in person. He does seem like he doesn't like a lot of people in porn which is weird considering he is just a fan. Besides that he was pretty normal, but I have some new evidence on this story.

AC Cream spends alot of time at KSEX while in the LA area. Well he was out her earlier this year and was interviewed on Dick and Scibbys show on KSEX. They asked him if he had any friends in the Industry and he did mention Christie Lee and said how he had been over to her house and met her online. One of the host were joking how they meet the stars all the time in person and have never been over to any of their houses. I remember at the time being like "What the fuck? How'd he pull that off?" because I want to bang like 10000 of these whores, he could of been lying then too, but I believe the dude.

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/19/06 01:55 AM

I think he's just a tad revved up ... I give him credit for some audacity, but from what I gather he has no brakes. No, he is not a bad guy. But I am not a porn girl. The last time I coinjured one, I gave her $120, and she gave me Tough Love 2.

That was sweet.

My love is your love is my love is your love is my love is here to stayyayaya ...

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/19/06 01:57 AM

In fact, I have her phone number ... I will call her now at risk of stalking!

Posted by: AC Cream 2.0

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/19/06 03:05 AM

Quote:

well, I met AC in person and although through his writings online I always thought he was somewhat of a creep he seem pretty normal in person. He does seem like he doesn't like a lot of people in porn which is weird considering he is just a fan. Besides that he was pretty normal, but I have some new evidence on this story.

AC Cream spends alot of time at KSEX while in the LA area. Well he was out her earlier this year and was interviewed on Dick and Scibbys show on KSEX. They asked him if he had any friends in the Industry and he did mention Christie Lee and said how he had been over to her house and met her online. One of the host were joking how they meet the stars all the time in person and have never been over to any of their houses. I remember at the time being like "What the fuck? How'd he pull that off?" because I want to bang like 10000 of these whores, he could of been lying then too, but I believe the dude.

Thanks Dane,

It's easier to remember who I don't like. I like more people than I dislike. I'm just not afraid to say what I think of people, things, or top companies.

But thanks again for the kind words Dane. Your a stand up guy. Had fun hanging at the circle bar and conversing at AEE.

AC Cream

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/19/06 08:49 AM

Quote:

AC Cream spends alot of time at KSEX while in the LA area.

Now I know the guy is out of his mind.AC do yourself a favor and seek perfessional help.Sanity is waiting.

Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/20/06 12:02 AM

Cronk, THanks I think, lol. not sure if that was a compliment or an insult.

Lets change this subject to AC- Life as a Porn Reporter. His story about Vegas will be on line at Xcitement.com and in Xcitement Magazine around Feb 1st

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/20/06 11:37 AM

Cin -- Big Daddy was drinking again.
I'm sure it was complimentary.

Posted by: pris

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/22/06 03:37 AM

jesus christ,

Im 50 times better looking, better bod, my mind seems better, I dont watch porn

And yet, you guys invite that weird fat boy ?

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/22/06 10:39 AM

Pris, you are so far off the reservation that it ain't even funny, unless of course you're Brandon, or Monkey, or somebody's dupe. Yeah whatever, I like Charmane too though.

Posted by: pris

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/22/06 02:02 PM

Dont know what you said

But im a 100 times better looking and thats all that counts

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/22/06 10:55 PM

Man, this thread has hit the skids ...

Posted by: pariah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/22/06 11:45 PM

Quote:

jesus christ,

Im 50 times better looking, better bod, 1. my mind seems better , 2. I dont watch porn 3.And yet, you guys invite that weird fat boy ?

My comments:
1. The jury may still be out on that one.
2. Then how do you know about Miss Star?
3. I hope he comes back.

AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!!!

Posted by: pris

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/23/06 01:26 AM

2. Then how do you know about Miss Star?

Saw a pic on the web and shes pretty

Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/23/06 10:49 PM

Arab,
I just wanted to mention a couple of my other good friends in porn in case you wanted to comment- Mary Carey WAnkus & Tyler Faith, and Gauge & Jason. Are they okay?

Posted by: Monstar

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/23/06 11:20 PM

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Are they okay?

man. even stevie wonder can see this coming. he tip-toed the fuck outta here.

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/24/06 10:12 AM

If that's Pris she is pretty cute.

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/24/06 11:26 AM

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If that's Pris she is pretty cute.

I believe Pris is a male fake account, rather than a female fake account. Moreover, I further believe that the picture is Natalie Portman.

As a final note, yeah, I'd like to fuck her too - she's a Harvard student, and they're ALL hot!

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/24/06 01:03 PM

It looks like Giada DiLaurentis from the cooking channel.

Posted by: Cerberus

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/24/06 04:14 PM

201 and counting.

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/24/06 04:52 PM

Quote:

It looks like Giada DiLaurentis from the cooking channel.

My bad, you are correct.

She's cute, but JESUS CHRIST SHE'S GOT SHARK TEETH

By the way, this thread died a long while ago. sniff sniff

Posted by: smutspov

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/24/06 05:01 PM

Quote:

Cindi has a hot mouth.

I can vouch for that.

Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/24/06 06:16 PM

Giada is beautiful. She's got perfect teeth... better than any meeth-fuck out there! Id eat her food raw!

Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/24/06 06:21 PM

she graduated a long time ago, she was some psych major or something, people got sick of her fast. i'd donkey-punch her, i wouldn't stick my penis in that without duct-tape on her mouth.

Posted by: zenman

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/24/06 07:00 PM

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she graduated a long time ago, she was some psych major or something, people got sick of her fast. i'd donkey-punch her, i wouldn't stick my penis in that without duct-tape on her mouth.

She strikes me as intolerably bitchy.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/24/06 07:04 PM

she's worse than aids. her skin sucks without makeup, or it did.

Posted by: pris

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/25/06 12:25 AM

pris is a guy

Its me

Im getting my teeth whiteened so i cant post its done -3 more weeks

So in four weeks your going to see the ugliest guy in the world: im half chinese and im ugly

Is gen the only one on the ball

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/25/06 12:28 AM

Would the last person to leave this thread please turn off the lights?

Posted by: Cerberus

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/25/06 03:21 PM

Quote:

Would the last person to leave this thread please turn off the lights?

No..I am afraid of the dark. Things go bump there.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/29/06 02:02 PM

Is that AC behind Genesis?

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/29/06 03:07 PM

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Is that AC behind Genesis?

No, it's a frog. Useless twit.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/29/06 11:06 PM

Quote:

I love you. Can you suck my twit?

Posted by: 2cums

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/06 07:51 PM

Lets get this thread back on track!

Posted by: Willie D

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/06 08:56 PM

2cums is right...those eyes are dead on...pun intended.

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/06 09:17 PM

The funny thing is Donofrio turned into a latter-day sex symbol on law and order ... (though I hear people hate to work with him because he's a domineering diva).

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/06 11:26 PM

This thread already gives me nightmares, and now you add a GIF file like this one...straightout of someone's mescaline induced shallow sleep/insomnia nightmare. What's really fucked up is, if I take my hearing Aid out, I can ACTUALLY hear him ringing his cowbell.

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/31/06 10:06 AM

Be afraid ... be very afraid.

Posted by: 2cums

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/31/06 05:32 PM

Quote:

"I have a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell"

Thanks for the gif Willie

Posted by: c62

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/31/06 08:12 PM

Quote:

2cums is right...those eyes are dead on...pun intended.

Absolutely, dead on. Every time I see AC's pic R. Lee Emery's voice jumps into my head "Jesus H. Christ, Private Pyle why is your foot locker unlocked? If there is one thing in this world that I hate it is an unlocked foot locker?"

Posted by: sexycity

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 02/01/06 07:51 PM

Quote:

yup.

in all honesty, i believe him over christie. that's just me. the picture he painted was just too vivid, to imbued with the essence of pornchick to be made-up.

it's still funny he's deactivated.

Was he deactivated for stalking plus getting into arguments with people at ADT?

Posted by: sexycity

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 02/01/06 07:56 PM

Quote:

Sorry to get off point but was christie lee the chick with the diseased vagina a few months back?

No. That was another girl who was framed by malicious people.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/08/06 06:16 PM

fuck this pots make me LOL!!!

AC is famous, in the 80s he makes another movie

also he have a action figure too

Posted by: sexycity

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/09/06 11:41 AM

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He creeped out another girl by telling her that he was still mad at her for not giving up her number. Several girls have noted that he approaches them through unsolicited IMs and email that he "researched" and whines when they don't respond in adequate time by leaving them even more IMs and email. Another girl declared she'd kick him in the nuts if he came within one feet of her because of his antics.

Quincy does that too. Scary..

Posted by: ChairmanMiaow

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/09/06 12:00 PM

These photos of AC are pure gold.

All we need are some normal, underweight pre-porn AC snaps, and we have the makings of a "Faces Of Meth" anti-porn propaganda-fest.

Posted by: morbidthoughts

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/09/06 04:51 PM

Quote:

Quincy does that too. Scary..

Wait, which one's Quincy? Not Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, right?

Speaking of Candyman, he started throwing a fingerpointing tantrum in Vegas at some guy who tried to stop him from interrupting a (EMM?) photoshoot. It was hilarious and disturbing to watch at the same time.

The only reason I know i remember it's him cause I found some photos of his giving out candy to the girls like a paedophile.

Maybe they're laced with ghb or cyanide.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/26/06 09:00 AM

These could be the creepiest yet:

MC Cream up in this biaaatch:

Damn monstar, wtf?

Posted by: Bad_Bad

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/26/06 11:57 AM

I see him, and dueling banjos runs through my mind. How many people did he say "You sure got a pretty mouth" to?

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/26/06 01:20 PM

Where did all these photos come from?

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/26/06 01:25 PM

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Where did all these photos come from?

MYSPACE

Posted by: c62

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/26/06 02:27 PM

Dear God that is one of the funniest pics I have ever seen. This guy trying to gangsta on us? There are so many things wrong its hard to know where to start and when to stop. I like how he takes up more real estate that both those girls combined. He has his requisite avatar on his badge so all will know his presence(seriously, is it hard to miss this guy? All you have to do is look in the sky for a bunch of 1915 era Camel fighters trying to shoot this fat fuck off the Empire State building). Those blue shoes matching the blue hat(on backwards, for street cred, of course) put it over the top for me.

P.S. Whos the dark haired chick with the sleeve tattoo?

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/26/06 02:47 PM

Chicka on the left is Austyn Moore. Chicka on the right is Carmen Luvana.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/26/06 03:08 PM

He means STEPHANIE (civilian)

she is the owner of the whore make up Hot Wax Cosmetics and hangs out with all the industry.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/26/06 03:14 PM

Quote:

He means STEPHANIE (civilian) she is the owner of the whore make up Hot Wax Cosmetics and hangs out with all the industry.

You know, that's down right creepy. You know as much as ACLoad does. ACLoad=RENFIELD?

Posted by: loopnode

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/26/06 03:21 PM

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Thats scary...

Posted by: 2cums

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/27/06 04:12 PM

I love the company hats he wears, to make him look like a part of the industy.

AC has taken shits bigger than Hillary

Posted by: Cumfiend

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/27/06 05:23 PM

Its every parents worst nightmare when someone looking like him moves into the neighbourhood. You just know that one day something unpleasant is going to happen.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/29/06 08:07 AM

bump

Dammit people. More scary pics of this guy and most of you are avoiding it like the plague.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/29/06 08:24 AM

Quote:

bump

Dammit people. More scary pics of this guy and most of you are avoiding it like the plague.

I find him oddly appealing, he has a fat tim burton kinda sex appeal going, chic freak i believe its called

Posted by: JAGnLA

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/29/06 08:58 AM

This may very well have been the funniest thread I have ever read (in its frigging entirety) on here...I need to get a life.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/29/06 09:54 AM

This poster is very AC Creamish.

Posted by: zenman

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/29/06 03:25 PM

The guy looks like Zero Mostel's genetically corrupted twin. Like the ones they occassionally have to surgically remove from the chest after they're born. Usually one dies. This time he didn't

Quote:

Dear God that is one of the funniest pics I have ever seen. This guy trying to gangsta on us? There are so many things wrong its hard to know where to start and when to stop. I like how he takes up more real estate that both those girls combined. He has his requisite avatar on his badge so all will know his presence(seriously, is it hard to miss this guy? All you have to do is look in the sky for a bunch of 1915 era Camel fighters trying to shoot this fat fuck off the Empire State building). Those blue shoes matching the blue hat(on backwards, for street cred, of course) put it over the top for me.

P.S. Whos the dark haired chick with the sleeve tattoo?

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/30/06 04:28 AM

Quote:

This poster is very AC Creamish.

too skinny to be AC

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/30/06 12:16 PM

I just ... I mean ... I ... I ... I .... what's up with those SHOES? After all the strangeness of this thread, a strangeness that recycles itself like a mutating virus, the fathomless abyss of my eternal bafflement resonates like a black hole sucking the universe into swirling confusion .... Those SHOES! I bascially made my peace with the guy a while ago. But, it looks like he owns a variety of these crazy sneakers ... what are they? Moon boots? Air Creams?

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/30/06 02:01 PM

Hmm I thought they were Nikes.

Posted by: pris

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/01/06 01:02 AM

Damn that fat boy does ok

Ive never even seen women in rl that look that pretty

Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/01/06 09:54 AM

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Damn that fat boy does ok

Ive never even seen women in rl that look that pretty

You must not get out much.

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/01/06 10:11 AM

"It's the SHOES!"

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/23/06 09:16 PM

bump for biff

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/24/06 04:35 AM

It wasn't so much the pics in the thread for me. It was AC's meltdown over his "falling out" with Christie Lee. Ah yes, good times.

Posted by: morbidthoughts

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/25/06 04:03 PM

From lukeisback

Quote:

Christie: "When I date a guy, I have rules. One, never show up to my place unannounced. Two, don't ever assume that I'm going to drop everything to hang out with you.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/17/06 10:51 AM

Same gross creepy McFanboy...new porn convention...from Cindi's Naked Truth.

Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/17/06 09:54 PM

Quote:

The guy looks like Zero Mostel's genetically corrupted twin. Like the ones they occassionally have to surgically remove from the chest after they're born. Usually one dies. This time he didn't

We take zenman for granted. Those with more avatar fickleness do not suffer this.

Posted by: 2cums

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/18/06 09:49 PM

I didn't want this pic to get lost in the thread.

compliments of kyoto

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/21/06 02:46 AM

Here's his latest pic. From some show in Florida. This was the only pic so far of him attempting to eat...I mean pose with a porn chic. I have no idea who this is.

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/21/06 09:02 AM

Posted by: 2cums

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/21/06 04:48 PM

Posted by: 2cums

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/27/06 05:14 PM

bizzump

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/28/06 04:42 AM

AC transformation

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/28/06 10:23 AM

No thanks elgorioasshole. Take that shit somewhere else.

Here's another:

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/28/06 10:42 AM

Quote:

No thanks elgorioasshole.

Posted by: Sir Greenly

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/28/06 11:57 AM

Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 06/30/06 01:24 PM

Is this the longest ( time wise and post wise) thread of all time? Well since AC has now successfully covered, written about and photographed at least 20 porn events and had his work published, ( on KSEXradio.com, on Xcitement.com, on EyeOnAdult.com, in Xcitement mag, on Lukeisback.com and more) I think he has graduated from fan boy to at least junior porn reporter! Don't you agree? His colorful shirts are part of his persona. He's easily recognised now by many stars ( being 6 foot 4 helps!) His pictures are good, his writing is honest and I think he is well on his way to the job he deserves in the adult industry. So all you haters out there, here's a heads up- Try and do what he has done. Try to accomplish how much he has in such a short period of time, not to mention while living in the mid south and holding down a full time "regular" job. AC- I am proud of you!
CindiLoftus
CindisNakedTruth.com

Posted by: sexycity

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 06/30/06 11:54 PM

I met AC last weekend and he's a very nice guy.

Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 07/01/06 12:35 AM

Quote:

I met AC last weekend and he's a very nice guy.

You just say that because you're the female version.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 07/01/06 05:48 AM

Quote:

Is this the longest ( time wise and post wise) thread of all time? Well since AC has now successfully covered, written about and photographed at least 20 porn events and had his work published, ( on KSEXradio.com, on Xcitement.com, on EyeOnAdult.com, in Xcitement mag, on Lukeisback.com and more) I think he has graduated from fan boy to at least junior porn reporter! Don't you agree? His colorful shirts are part of his persona. He's easily recognised now by many stars ( being 6 foot 4 helps!) His pictures are good, his writing is honest and I think he is well on his way to the job he deserves in the adult industry. So all you haters out there, here's a heads up- Try and do what he has done. Try to accomplish how much he has in such a short period of time, not to mention while living in the mid south and holding down a full time "regular" job. AC- I am proud of you!
CindiLoftus
CindisNakedTruth.com

Wow...this post reminds me of the line 'Hey baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?' from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, only with the roles reversed, so it's more like 'Hey baby, ever licked the asshole of a fat man in a Hawaiian shirt?'.

That's some quality ass-kissing right there, Cindi...unfortunately, this is the Monkey Cage. Take it down the street, 'cos we don't wanna hear it....

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 07/01/06 11:44 AM

Cindi -- I'm all for people striking out into the world and trying to make something different from their lives, so this comment is not about that. But as someone who actually is published, I have to make a distinction between writing professionally and posting on message boards. It's a good entry point, but no one should ever confuse it with journalism. Even Luke, who I read avidly, would not last a day at a real newspaper because he routinely repeats hearsay as fact, and seems to lack the capacity to fact-check. The words "Porn" and "Journalist" cancel each other out in my book, since at the end of the day the "porn journalist" turns out either to be a muckraker or a shill. Just as in most entertainment journalism, which I've practiced for the last 30 years, and occasionally pulled off something deeper than the superficial crap most venues require. I think what most people who call themselves porn journalists are really are "amateur fan enthusiasts" who create access for themselves by snagging a press badge and typing up little postcards about what it was finally like to meet Tera. Zzzzzzz. If any of them really had a wider perspective or command of 11th grade English they might even be dangerous. At least as dangerous as Jamesn. But it's cool they have an outlet. Just having a blog doesn't mean you're Lester Bangs.

Posted by: sexycity

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 07/01/06 06:37 PM

Quote:

Cindi -- I'm all for people striking out into the world and trying to make something different from their lives, so this comment is not about that. But as someone who actually is published, I have to make a distinction between writing professionally and posting on message boards. It's a good entry point, but no one should ever confuse it with journalism. Even Luke, who I read avidly, would not last a day at a real newspaper because he routinely repeats hearsay as fact, and seems to lack the capacity to fact-check. The words "Porn" and "Journalist" cancel each other out in my book, since at the end of the day the "porn journalist" turns out either to be a muckraker or a shill. Just as in most entertainment journalism, which I've practiced for the last 30 years, and occasionally pulled off something deeper than the superficial crap most venues require. I think what most people who call themselves porn journalists are really are "amateur fan enthusiasts" who create access for themselves by snagging a press badge and typing up little postcards about what it was finally like to meet Tera. Zzzzzzz. If any of them really had a wider perspective or command of 11th grade English they might even be dangerous. At least as dangerous as Jamesn. But it's cool they have an outlet. Just having a blog doesn't mean you're Lester Bangs.

Writers are like poor people looking in store windows. Shills and muckrakers make way more and that is all that matters.

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 07/01/06 07:04 PM

Not really. How much income does your website generate?

Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 07/01/06 07:09 PM

Quote:

Not really. How much income does your website generate?

It say 'edited by Big Daddy Crunk'. What required editing, a mispelled word or a too revealing comment made in anger?

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 07/02/06 12:10 AM

Typos. I'm not angry so the other doesn't apply.Not that any of this matters in the least.

Posted by: sexycity

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 07/02/06 05:13 PM

Quote:

Typos. I'm not angry so the other doesn't apply.Not that any of this matters in the least.

Dude, you are arguing on a message board for free. Lol.

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 07/03/06 12:15 AM

It's entertainment.

Posted by: JAGnLA

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer DELETED - 07/06/06 03:12 PM

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Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 07/06/06 06:04 PM

People with downs laugh at this guy.

Posted by: El Kabong

Re: AC - DEATH as a fanboy - 08/12/06 07:15 PM

Lifes tough on the bottom for the big guy. Thanks Loop for the pic.

Posted by: AC Cream 2.0

Re: AC - DEATH as a fanboy - 09/07/06 08:29 AM

DEATH!? I died? Shit!

AC Cream

Posted by: insider2

Re: BIFF - Life as AC's fanboy - 09/07/06 11:23 AM

"BIFF - Life as AC's fanboy"

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 11/21/06 11:34 PM

Cindi & Tara = nothing worse than a fanboy having two, fugly, annoying cunts for fans.

Quote:

Is this the longest ( time wise and post wise) thread of all time?

This is one of my favorites! Is he looking down at something, or going into a demonic trance (ya know, the one where he looks up with the 'I haven't had any sleep for 10 days' look)

AC got some big ol' tit-ays!!

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 12/08/06 08:30 PM

I had to resuscitate this thread, only for the sake that Wankus had that Lorraine & Cuz Fucker duo on his show this evening. The best part was when he made the chick tell a story about cleaning out AC's hotel room & confiscating his shit-stained underwear for all to hear.

Any of y'all who have the ability to break the high security barrier that is KSEX, I highly urge y'all to watch this if you need a fucking laugh. It's priceless.

Posted by: Conky

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 12/09/06 09:41 AM

I love this thread. I really want someone to make a documentary on AC Cream. It could be called "Bitches â€™nâ€™ Burgers: One Man's Life on the Fast Food Fringe of the Adult Biz."

Or: "Cake & Cooze: How I Ate My Way into Porn Conventions"

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 01/10/07 06:49 PM

Bump for conky to add his AC docu-pics. Get to snappin'.

Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 03/03/07 07:17 PM

Quote:

I had to resuscitate this thread, only for the sake that Wankus had that Lorraine & Cuz Fucker duo on his show this evening. The best part was when he made the chick tell a story about cleaning out AC's hotel room & confiscating his shit-stained underwear for all to hear.
:veronicajett

Any of y'all who have the ability to break the high security barrier that is KSEX, I highly urge y'all to watch this if you need a fucking laugh. It's
priceless.

It was a scripted bit about the shit stained underwear you idiot, not for real. AC was in on it.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/01/07 08:57 PM

I'm bumping my shining moment on here with more pics.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/01/07 08:58 PM

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/01/07 08:59 PM

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/01/07 09:01 PM

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/01/07 09:02 PM

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/01/07 09:04 PM

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/01/07 09:05 PM

Internext is this week, AC. Don't let us down.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/01/07 09:15 PM

Quote:

damn, is christine young still doing her thing? her and lanny barbie make french canadians ok in my book

Posted by: Conky

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 07:29 AM

Quote:

Internext is this week, AC. Don't let us down.

Holy fuck, that's some good shit, BIFF. I love this pic for the sleepy, faraway look in AC's eyes as he remembers his last meal.

Posted by: warp_speed

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 07:32 AM

Are there any pictures of this AC Cream dude in which he looks normal? You know, open eyes, normal smile, etc? He looks retarded in all the pictures found in this thread. Is he?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 08:31 AM

That IS normal for AC Cream. You should see him when he's hungry.

Posted by: Conky

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 09:04 AM

I notice that in BIFF's latest pics, AC has deleted the name of the 'publication' he was working for.

Did he get sacked? Did he eat the staff? Did their entire catering department quit?

We need answers!

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 10:09 AM

Quote:

I notice that in BIFF's latest pics, AC has deleted the name of the 'publication' he was working for.

Did he get sacked? Did he eat the staff? Did their entire catering department quit?

We need answers!

If Darth wasn't busy with the Ewoks, maybe he could lend some 'insider' knowledge.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 10:56 AM

Shhhh!!! AC might eat the Ewoks.

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 11:21 AM

Quote:

Shhhh!!! AC might eat the Ewoks.

Oh shit, good point. He could eat an entire tribe at one sitting.

Posted by: Monstar

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 11:29 AM

AC is aight.

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 11:35 AM

Quote:

AC is aight.

He's a snappy dresser to boot....you think mommy layed that outfit out for him?

Posted by: Handful

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/02/07 12:49 PM

Quote:

Flower's ass doesn't look nearly as huge as it normally does with that behemoth behind her to 'flesh' things out a bit. BTW is this dude mildly retarded, or is he just so glad to be out of his apartment and interacting with real people?

Posted by: Conky

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/02/07 01:38 PM

Nice comparison, 'cept Mongo punched a horse. AC would just eat one.

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/02/07 01:50 PM

Are these latest pictures recent? I can't believe he's still wearing those faggy blue shoes.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 06:11 PM

Quote:

AC is aight.

If I was Gary Williams or Coach K I would file this photo under recruiting tools.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 06:18 PM

Quote:

AC is aight.

Remember, he stole your land and ate your ancestors.

You call a guy that harasses porn broads if they don't return his correspondence, aight?

Posted by: loopnode

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 06:21 PM

Quote:

whose the whore?

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 06:39 PM

Brittany Andrews

Posted by: loopnode

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 07:00 PM

Quote:

Brittany Andrews

thanks. i don't think i've ever seen this whore before.

Posted by: Tricia

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/02/07 08:17 PM

Brittany Andrews...
I don't normally go for blond with implants, but she's a great fetish model.
Club Brittany website

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/03/07 03:05 AM

Quote:

AC is aight.

AC may be 'aight', but Courtney is fiiiiinneee

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/03/07 07:42 AM

Quote:

Did she leave a roll of Life Savers in her pants pockets when she laundry or did she borrow these from Sunny Lane?

Posted by: Hyde

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/03/07 07:26 PM

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/03/07 07:59 PM

Is he donning a fucking Hurley hat & matching khakis in this shot? Great, fat kids on skateboards, what's next?

I usually feel sorry for the REALLY fat dude in the motorized wheel chair that roams the whore floor, but this shot made me feel sorry for the less fortunate folks (retards) that might be roaming as well.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/09/07 10:36 AM

Adding Bornyo's pics of the mass:

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/09/07 10:38 AM

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/09/07 11:42 AM

whos she??? ID please

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/09/07 11:59 AM

Quote:

whos she??? ID please

It's Brianna Beach, my messy rican friend.

Posted by: Conky

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/09/07 02:55 PM

Until I looked at this shot again, I didn't realize he was covering up the girls' tits with his 'logo'.

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/09/07 03:19 PM

Strange.

Standing next to Lisa Sparxxx makes AC look about 75 lbs. lighter.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/09/07 06:40 PM

Quote:

whos she??? ID please

Posted by: zenman

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 08/09/07 06:50 PM

Does anybody believe this whore is 30? Same goes for the girl.

Quote:

Posted by: Bishop

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/20/07 10:30 AM

bump

Posted by: frankie

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/20/07 03:05 PM

good find bishop.

heres another fan boy that belongs in the hall of shame.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/20/07 06:44 PM

Which loser is that? And has anyone seen Mia since that pic was taken?

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/20/07 07:26 PM

Quote:

Which loser is that? And has anyone seen Mia since that pic was taken?

I think he posts here, his handle rhymes with "Garth".

I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/20/07 07:48 PM

Thank you, Chinaman.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/20/07 08:21 PM

is mia rose still doing porn?

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/20/07 09:37 PM

Isn't that Bono-one?

Posted by: zenman

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/20/07 10:00 PM

Quote:

Isn't that Bono-one?

yes.

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/20/07 10:00 PM

Quote:

Thank you, Chinaman.

No probrem.

Quote:

Isn't that Bono-one?

Yup.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/20/07 10:38 PM

Quote:

good find bishop.

heres another fan boy that belongs in the hall of shame.

did this guy have i life? ....erm no

Posted by: k1ng

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/20/07 10:44 PM

he's got a pedo-stache and mia is pinching his manboob. not good.

Posted by: elaborator

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/20/07 11:07 PM

king that is a cute quinne

Posted by: Willie D

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/21/07 08:22 AM

Frankie, you idiot, the thread reads "AC - Life as a fanboy." If you want to start one about Bono-one, do it. Learn the difference.

Posted by: frankie

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/21/07 12:09 PM

quiet you.im aware of that.thats why i said heres another fanboy.i think i might start a thread about him though.

Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/21/07 04:47 PM

Bobo is the raddest. He is a good friend of mine. He is very genuine. You should look that word up. : x

Yea, I'm still hangin around.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/21/07 05:15 PM

Frankie is my new favorite fat fag poster.

Posted by: Gunker

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/21/07 10:01 PM

Quote:

quiet you.im aware of that.thats why i said heres another fanboy.i think i might start a thread about him though.

That would make sense in some kind of logical way...

Posted by: frankie

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/22/07 01:46 AM

Quote:

Bobo is the raddest. He is a good friend of mine. He is very genuine. You should look that word up. : x

Yea, I'm still hangin around.

yes its easy to be genuine when youre so desperate for the contact of whores that you devote your life to porn.has any porn star besides kami gotten friendly with his dick?

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/27/07 09:03 AM

Quote:

Bobo is the raddest. He is a good friend of mine. He is very genuine. You should look that word up. : x

Yea, I'm still hangin around.

If you read between the lines here its clear that this guy gets killer Meth and likes to buy whores things and stuff.

Posted by: I Love Moose Knuckle

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/29/07 12:54 PM

Has AC been in any porn flicks??

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 12/29/07 05:51 PM

Quote:

Has AC been in any porn flicks??

Does anyone shoot porn in a widescreen format?

Posted by: I Love Moose Knuckle

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/02/08 09:25 PM

I don't know. I think this guy might be more of a fanboy than AC.......

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/02/08 10:19 PM

Do Jeff or Tony have a camera phone? A Crocodile Hunter style video of one of them following AC around would be gold.

Posted by: I Love Moose Knuckle

Re: AC - Life as a porn writer - 01/03/08 01:54 AM

Bono-One and AC need to have a reality show. It would follow 2 fan boys separated at birth but reunited when, on one fateful night, they run into eachother while stalking the same pornstar. I guarantee it will be a hit. It will be a mix of Perfect Strangers, Bossom Buddy's and Designing Women.

We just gotta come up with a theme song...

Posted by: nago

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/03/08 03:06 AM

is that mia ?

Shes really cute....

I think she would look better beside me though

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/03/08 08:55 AM

I wonder how many women this guy has killed over the years? Hopefully someone will find the bodies of his victims and he will be in prison cell soon.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/03/08 03:19 PM

Is he a part time photog like Jack_Schitt?
I wonder how it would have turned out if he had a porn forum
to take out his minimum wage angst on the unsuspecting internet like Jack does.?

Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/03/08 10:02 PM

Quote:

I wonder how many women this guy has killed over the years? Hopefully someone will find the bodies of his victims and he will be in prison cell soon.

If the chick in the photo was slightly hotter, I'd be enraged and calling the police right now. What a smug creep and the sex toys in the background........disturbing.

I'm glad to see though that people now finally recognize the full creepiness of Bone-Less-One.

Posted by: Nugent

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/04/08 12:47 AM

Gotta say, if you're going to burn on Bono-One, start a new thread. This one is devoted to the poster-child king of all porn fanboys AC Cream.

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/07/08 10:55 PM

I'm sad to say I can't wait to see the pics from this years AVN expo along with appropriate commentary. And please make sure we get some pics of Wankus gang. I'm sure some of you need new stuff for your dart boards.

Posted by: thejerkmaster

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/07/08 10:59 PM

I cant remember why he was banned on gaydt.was it the whole christie lee thing?

Posted by: I Love Moose Knuckle

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/08 03:03 AM

wow

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=7956476

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/08 03:25 AM

That's a flyer they issue along with the "shoot on sight" order.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/08 03:59 AM

Few things I noticed:
1. One needs an elephant gun or bazooka to take him out.
2. Who's that skank next to him with the rat on her arms?
3. He's still wondering about kids. I don't think that would be a good idea.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/08 06:49 AM

Quote:

Few things I noticed:

2. Who's that skank next to him with the rat on her arms?

You are going to have to be more specific. When you say the rat on her arms are you referring to the mangy, hairless dog with the zonked out eyes or her pet?

Posted by: thejerkmaster

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/08 07:06 AM

This is him and his best friend.

She needs to stop doing makeup and start fucking on film and escorting.If shell be friends with ac then shell probably be alot more with a normal guy.I wonder if shes ever been drunk enough to blow ac or let him climb ontop of her and give her his vienna sausage.Shit I thought i found gold with his bs rumor blog but you have to be his myspace friend to see it.Somebody add him and post it.Maybe he talks about the Christie Lee thing.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/09/08 05:28 PM

Quote:

You are going to have to be more specific. When you say the rat on her arms are you referring to the mangy, hairless dog with the zonked out eyes or her pet?

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/14/08 01:45 AM

Geezus, this thread's still goin'.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/15/08 08:56 AM

Watching this guy at the show is like watching a caged animal. He just walks around in circles all day, pacing back and forth waiting and hoping someone will fall into the cage.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/15/08 09:44 AM

Did he approach the JM booth at all?

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/15/08 03:19 PM

Quote:

Watching this guy at the show is like watching a caged animal. He just walks around in circles all day, pacing back and forth waiting and hoping someone will fall into the cage.

On the bright side, like most wild animals he is capable of being easily distracted. You just need to make an audiotape of the sound of bacon frying.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/08 08:55 AM

Quote:

Did he approach the JM booth at all?

No. Every time he realized he was near our booth he would turn around and quickly walk away. I guess he doesnt like us.

Anywho here is a picture of his fucked up shoes from day one. They look like the might be made from the skin of a young black girl.

The shiney things you see on the shoes I think are made from her teeth.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/08 02:15 PM

They look like some kind of special orthopaedic shoes. Probably to keep his ankles from collapsing under the heavy body structure.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/16/08 05:38 PM

None of the blue shoes? He must have already killed off all the Smurfs.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/08 08:37 AM

Quote:

Jeff I think you should get some assistance with your photography. Maybe Gia can help?

I didnt take the picture Ben, Tony did. But the pictures me and my wife took are also all blurred. This freak is like the Lockness Monster or Big Foot. You never can get a clear shot of him.

Posted by: louivillerich

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/08 09:28 AM

Yo dat nigga frankie is will and grace gay but Im with him when he say that bitch cant shoot photos for dick.Ho you better get back to hoing if you know whats good for your ass.You aint no long lost Paki Randall cousin or no shit like dat.Fuck you do blow jewbein for your job?

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/08 11:07 AM

Quote:

This freak is like the Lockness Monster or Big Foot. You never can get a clear shot of him.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/17/08 02:59 PM

Quote:

This freak is like the Lockness Monster or Big Foot. You never can get a clear shot of him.

The REAL question is: Can you get a clear shot AT him?

Posted by: Snowman

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/18/08 02:35 PM

You guys just approach AC wrong. Knowing his massive popularity here, I was excited to spot him stalking Maya and shouted out his name! He was very pleased to hear that he is frequently the topic of conversation on this board and said he finds the comments ridiculous and hilarious at the same time. AC called himself a "rock star" of the porn scene and was more than happy to pose for me. I told him how his shoes are particularly popular so he went the extra mile and put his foot up on Charmane's stool, but she returned before I could take the photo. His ability to balance was impressive. We settled for a full length shot with his shoes visible.

http://flickr.com/photos/snowman872/2202679880/in/photostream/

http://flickr.com/photos/snowman872/2202680026/in/photostream

Enjoy!

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/18/08 02:57 PM

Quote:

AC called himself a "rock star" of the porn scene

Posted by: freestylah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/18/08 03:02 PM

He's just as fat as Barry White or Solomon Burke. But that's the only similarity I can find. And the brownish cap/hat he's wearing is not very 'rock star-ish' at all.

Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/18/08 03:41 PM

A few pages back Al Snow said the girl with AC was ugly. I have to disagree, It's Hillary Scott. Also you guys are slacking because I have a bunch of pics up on my site today of AC at the convention and nobody has stolen them, lol. And you better not!
xoxo,
Cindi
CindisNakedTruth.com

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/19/08 12:18 PM

I'd like to see AC sit in that stool

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/21/08 02:01 AM

Quote:

I'd like to see AC sit in that stool

Joking aside, I think he'd have trouble fitting one ass cheek in that stool.

BTW, Charmane Star is looking as hot as ever...

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/21/08 09:21 AM

AC Cream stalks girls. Sorry, but I dont think thats funny.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/22/08 10:38 AM

ima eat you alllll up!!!

Posted by: Darth

Re: Willie D - Life as a fanboy - 01/22/08 12:52 PM

Looks like Willie!

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Willie D - Life as a fanboy - 01/22/08 03:43 PM

You're too chicken to take me on directly, panty bitch. I own you!

Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: Willie D - Life as a fanboy - 01/22/08 06:09 PM

I think Ace looks very nice in this pic, and look how he is behaving himself. All of you guys would have your mouth open and you know it!
xoxo, Cindi
CindisNakedTruth.com

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Willie D - Life as a fanboy - 01/23/08 02:01 AM

Quote:

All of you guys would have your mouth open and you know it!

Not me...I'd have my fly open.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/23/08 06:11 PM

Quote:

ima eat you alllll up!!!

At first I didn't notice the fork ...

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/23/08 06:57 PM

At least he looks happy these days. A true example of the phrase "Follow your bliss." Still, some steamed broccoli wouldn't hurt ...

Posted by: Willie D

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/23/08 07:40 PM

Hey, Sk...how's it goin'?

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/24/08 09:03 AM

Good man ... I finally got a new password. Daddy Crunk lives!

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/25/08 08:49 AM

More shots from the show of AC Creep.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/25/08 08:50 AM

Day 1 shoes.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/25/08 08:52 AM

and day 2.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/25/08 10:32 AM

Are those bowling shoes?

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/25/08 10:34 AM

Does he changing shoes indicate that he's burnt them as part of "deposing of the victim"?

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/29/08 01:52 AM

Quote:

and day 2.

This mother fucker has more shoes than Emelda Marcos.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/29/08 07:57 AM

Quote:

Understandable. The gays are a little more well read when it comes to recent Filipino history.

Do tell, hater of pussy.

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/29/08 12:15 PM

AC reminds me of him:

Except Herman is not menacing.

Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 01:17 AM

If only I was so famous and so important that people actually cared about what shoes I wore everyday. Amazing, funny and sad all at the same time. Ace is a good guy, he doesn't stalk girls. You guys know how crazy some of these chicks are and after inviting Ace to hang out at her house, all of a sudden he is a stalker. I think you should give him the benefit of being truthful. And I am not kissing his ass, I don't kiss ass, I am just a loyal friend and if you are one of mine you know that because I will always have your back. My friends are good people. I am picky. And yes I actually love Jeff and Tony from JM, lol. xoox, Cindi

Posted by: freestylah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 03:36 AM

Cindi, why do you keep calling him 'Ace'? Do you know anything we don't?

Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 04:00 AM

His name is Ace Cartier.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 04:11 AM

I would say his parents were cruel for naming him that, but we all know he was hatched and not born.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 04:14 AM

Quote:

If only I was so famous and so important that people actually cared about what shoes I wore everyday. Amazing, funny and sad all at the same time. Ace is a good guy, he doesn't stalk girls. You guys know how crazy some of these chicks are and after inviting Ace to hang out at her house, all of a sudden he is a stalker. I think you should give him the benefit of being truthful. And I am not kissing his ass, I don't kiss ass, I am just a loyal friend and if you are one of mine you know that because I will always have your back. My friends are good people. I am picky. And yes I actually love Jeff and Tony from JM, lol. xoox, Cindi

Adolph Hitler was a good guy too, just misunderstood, wasn't he Cindi?

Posted by: freestylah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 04:41 AM

Quote:

His name is Ace Cartier.

Thank you for clearing this up, Mr. Malice. May I assume that AC stands for Ace Cartier? Then what does 'Cream' mean in this context?

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 05:18 AM

Could cream mean

? If so,

Seriously, whatever makes the guy happy is cool with me. Wish him the best.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 05:24 AM

I believe it's from "cream always rises to the top", what someone forgot to tell him was that so does shit and dead fish.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 08:40 AM

Quote:

Quote:

His name is Ace Cartier.

Thank you for clearing this up, Mr. Malice. May I assume that AC stands for Ace Cartier? Then what does 'Cream' mean in this context?

Cream is what Ace likes to poor into the skull of his victim before he eats her brains.

If I ever see this freak at another trade show I will be notifying security and making sure he gets tossed out. The girls need protection from stalkers like him and Bono One.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 10:31 AM

Quote:

The girls need protection from stalkers like him and Bono One.

Has either freak ever hurt anyone? Not that we should just sit and wait for there to be a dead body.... Just curious.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 11:05 AM

The dead can't speak.

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 01:15 PM

Quote:

The dead can't speak.

I can imagine who is responsible for the unsolved murders on "Cold Case Files".

Posted by: Gigi

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 04:08 PM

ah, cold case files

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 07:24 PM

OK. I see he's on the left. But, who's the guy on the right???

Posted by: Snowman

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 07:59 PM

I didn't mention this before. For what it's worth, at AEE AC Cream cringed at the thought he would be lumped in with Bono-One on this board. AC told me that he had some bad experiences with Bono and that the guy was *real* trouble. He did not elaborate.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/30/08 08:33 PM

Quote:

I didn't mention this before. For what it's worth, at AEE AC Cream cringed at the thought he would be lumped in with Bono-One on this board. AC told me that he had some bad experiences with Bono and that the guy was *real* trouble. He did not elaborate.

What no "reach around" during anal??

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/31/08 06:53 AM

Quote:

I can imagine who is responsible for the unsolved murders on "Cold Case Files".

If AC Cream is the suspect the case would be in the Cold Cut Files.

Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/31/08 10:58 PM

Quote:

I didn't mention this before. For what it's worth, at AEE AC Cream cringed at the thought he would be lumped in with Bono-One on this board. AC told me that he had some bad experiences with Bono and that the guy was *real* trouble. He did not elaborate.

Bono?
Bono-ONE?
A-hahahahahahaha!!!!!
He's the most mild-mannered guy I've ever met in my life. I mean, roast him to your heart's content, but that's the funniest thing I ever heard. Fanboys are WEIRD>

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/31/08 11:41 PM

Quote:

If only I was so famous and so important that people actually cared about what shoes I wore everyday. Amazing, funny and sad all at the same time. Ace is a good guy, he doesn't stalk girls. You guys know how crazy some of these chicks are and after inviting Ace to hang out at her house, all of a sudden he is a stalker. I think you should give him the benefit of being truthful. And I am not kissing his ass, I don't kiss ass, I am just a loyal friend and if you are one of mine you know that because I will always have your back. My friends are good people. I am picky. And yes I actually love Jeff and Tony from JM, lol. xoox, Cindi

I wish Christie Lee still posted here. She would tell you what a butthurt nutjob this guy is.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 02/01/08 06:28 AM

Everyone in porn is safe this week.Bono is too busy stalking ESPN employees in Glendale.

Posted by: redish

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 02/03/08 02:19 PM

You are assuming that stars aren't there .... um .... earning extra income.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 02/03/08 02:44 PM

Good point, how far away is Scottsdale from there? Maybe Jenna could turn her home into a Heidi Fleiss Bed & Breakfast for the week.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 02/06/08 09:04 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I didn't mention this before. For what it's worth, at AEE AC Cream cringed at the thought he would be lumped in with Bono-One on this board. AC told me that he had some bad experiences with Bono and that the guy was *real* trouble. He did not elaborate.

Bono?
Bono-ONE?
A-hahahahahahaha!!!!!
He's the most mild-mannered guy I've ever met in my life. I mean, roast him to your heart's content, but that's the funniest thing I ever heard. Fanboys are WEIRD>

There is nothing funny about what this stalker puts these girls through. The motherfucker belongs in jail.

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 07:58 AM

I'm bored so heres some more comedy gold... http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/download.php?Number=294542

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 08:03 AM

FUCK! I can't get the hang of Image posting!

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

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Posted by: Vizzle

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy DELETED - 03/01/08 08:07 AM

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Posted by: Vizzle

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 08:08 AM

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy DELETED - 03/01/08 08:11 AM

Let's try this again...
[image]http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/download.php?Number=294549[/image]

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 08:18 AM

Quote:

Thanks VODGUY !
What the hell am I doing wrong? I was following Gunker's tips, but I guess I'm missing something.

Quote:

It's a good time to repost Phlogiston's lesson, with some edits (let's call it the Phlogiston/Gunker image tutorial-sure to make Phlog roll over in his XPT grave!):

Quote:

1.) Save the image you want to put on XPT to your hard drive.

2.) Use this thingy here:

3.) Post your comment. Then view your post.

4.) Get the XPT URL of your uploaded image by clicking "attachment". Copy it.

5.) Select "edit my post", click Image in the Instant UBB Code, then paste the URL you copied in step 4.

6.) Repost.

You may also want to clear the "edited" checkbox to appear on top of things.

This process can be repeated several times with the same post (I do not know if there's a limit; you will probably get bored before such a limit kicks in).

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 08:23 AM

You're uploading the pic correctly, but you're not copying the correct address for it:

[image]http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/download.php?Number=294549[/image]

The code above isn't linking to a pic file, notcie there's no .jpg or .gif at the end of the address.

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 08:32 AM

Let me try this yet again...
http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/download.php?Number=294558.jpg

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 08:33 AM

Posted by: k1ng

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 10:33 AM

sonny, you have to open the attachment in a new window then copy/paste the url. it's different than the link you're using.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 10:38 AM

Dear God, how did Gia survive this?

When I saw this pic, "Until It Sleeps" by Metallica went off in my head.

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 02:23 PM

YES!!
All praises to k1ng and VODGUY for helping an idiot.

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 02:26 PM

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 02:27 PM

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 02:28 PM

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 02:30 PM

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 02:31 PM

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 02:33 PM

And finally...

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 03:08 PM

I will name her George, and I will love her and hug her, and pet her, and squeeze her......How come you don't move no more George?

Posted by: CAPT_MCCLUSKY

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/01/08 03:58 PM

Surreal

Posted by: vanessa

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/04/08 10:18 PM

Maybe a stupid question, but does AC know that there is this thread here about him?

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/04/08 10:20 PM

Stupid question. You ever try reading the entire thread?

Posted by: vanessa

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/04/08 11:06 PM

Quote:

Stupid question. You ever try reading the entire thread?

I didn't and I'm not going to. But I'm glad that you spent part of your worthless life reading through 23 pages of AC posts. Shudder.

have2cists, if you are AC I'm sorry I hurt your feelings with my question.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/05/08 01:05 AM

Quote:

Hmmm...Tyla looks very methed out in this pic, especially in the face.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/05/08 01:11 AM

Quote:

Gia looks like she is winding up to do one of those Karate-style 'powered elbows' where the other arm adds force to the elbow strike.

Go for the windpipe, Gia, you'll never find (much less hit) his ribs!

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/05/08 01:48 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Gia looks like she is winding up to do one of those Karate-style 'powered elbows' where the other arm adds force to the elbow strike.

Go for the windpipe, Gia, you'll never find (much less hit) his ribs!

Gia looks horny

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/05/08 05:32 AM

Quote:

I didn't and I'm not going to. But I'm glad that you spent part of your worthless life reading through 23 pages of AC posts. Shudder.

have2cists, if you are AC I'm sorry I hurt your feelings with my question.

It took a whole of 10 minutes, what an arduous task, dude.

You're one of the lazy fucks they invented books on tape for.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 03/05/08 03:06 PM

Quote:

I will name her George, and I will love her and hug her, and pet her, and squeeze her......How come you don't move no more George?

That is fuckin funny.

Posted by: Snowman

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/12/08 03:37 AM

Here's a couple of new AC Cream pix for you guys from this past Saturday at Erotica LA. AC was delighted to pose for me again. However, his energy level was lower than I've ever seen it before. I am fearful for his health. =(

http://www.flickr.com/photos/snowman872/2571924270

http://www.flickr.com/photos/snowman872/2571098513

I am posting more pics from Erotica LA on my Flickr account.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/12/08 04:24 AM

Thanks, Snowman. AC has that "Slingblade" look in his eyes. Like he'll be hunting down Carmen Luvana with that paring knife he got from the Chesapeake Bay crabbing tourboat, muttering "mmm MMM...I like mustard on them implants...mmm mmm, I reckon."

Posted by: Snowman

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/12/08 11:55 AM

Quote:

Hey, Snowman, how is it going? Any luck starting your Amerasian family yet? The perfect cure for an asian obsession is diaper duty.

I'm peachy, thanks for asking! Are you speaking from experience there Paperchase?

Posted by: Snowman

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/12/08 06:56 PM

Quote:

I might suggest Lana Croft, she's already established that she dates jerks and since she did Brendon Iron we also know she has something for guys with receding hairlines.

It would be swell to date Lana, but she hasn't shown any interest in me. *sigh*

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/12/08 08:13 PM

Being this is my thread and all, can we get back on topic?

Now, would one of you be so kind to post those pics here for those of us too lazy to get a flickr account? Thanks.

Posted by: Snowman

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/12/08 10:15 PM

Quote:

Being this is my thread and all, can we get back on topic?

Now, would one of you be so kind to post those pics here for those of us too lazy to get a flickr account? Thanks.

I tried to make it display in the message, but for some reason the IMG tags didn't seem to be working. Sorry.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/13/08 12:12 AM

Quote:

I tried to make it display in the message, but for some reason the IMG tags didn't seem to be working. Sorry.

Just upload each pic here from your pc. You'll have to make seperate threads but it'll work.

After you upload it, you'll see it in your post as an attachment. Click on the attachment and copy the link. Edit your post and insert the image tags with the link you copied. It'll then show up in your post.

Death to the belladonna skank mutant that is gypsy/renfield.

Posted by: Snowman

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/13/08 01:04 PM

OK, I see what you mean! Here's the first one!

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/13/08 02:49 PM

Did he actually get fatter? Didn't think it was possible.

Posted by: Outback Whack

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/14/08 05:49 AM

By that strange 'mary jane' shirt he's wearing he probably likes the odd smoke

and suffers from the major munchies - hence the weight gain.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/14/08 01:45 PM

Quote:

OK, I see what you mean! Here's the first one!

Shit, looks like his neck is going to swallow his head.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/14/08 01:55 PM

Quote:

By that strange 'mary jane' shirt he's wearing he probably likes the odd smoke and suffers from the major munchies - hence the weight gain.

I figured 420 was always just a reference to his weight.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 06/14/08 03:13 PM

The 420 would be in kilograms, not pounds, I take it?

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/09 02:41 PM

OMG he looks feral.

Posted by: MrBelvedere

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/09 02:50 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Gia looks like she is winding up to do one of those Karate-style 'powered elbows' where the other arm adds force to the elbow strike.

Go for the windpipe, Gia, you'll never find (much less hit) his ribs!

Gia looks horny

she looks great in that pic, just pshop out the special needs kid..

Posted by: cqd

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/09 02:52 PM

I'm curious. Would AC be so hated if he did not appear as though he could engulf and devour his targets?

Posted by: MrBelvedere

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/09 02:56 PM

is he wearing a shirt or someones curtains? It says 14th century Spanish Castle to me?

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/09 02:58 PM

I'm sure many porn fans look as bad as him, maybe even worse. I'll be the first to admit I'm no Brad Pitt myself. His main problem is that he has no common sense, not that he's heavier than an average elephant.

Posted by: cqd

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/09 03:23 PM

Quote:

is he wearing a shirt or someones curtains? It says 14th century Spanish Castle to me?

He is wearing a 6 person tent. He will be making a camp site later on and he is just trying to be prepared.

Posted by: cqd

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/09 03:24 PM

Quote:

I'm sure many porn fans look as bad as him, maybe even worse. I'll be the first to admit I'm no Brad Pitt myself. His main problem is that he has no common sense, not that he's heavier than an average elephant.

It's not just his size, it's the facial expression. He looks like he can unhinge his jaw and swallow humans whole.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/09 03:25 PM

Quote:

is he wearing a shirt or someones curtains? It says 14th century Spanish Castle to me?

Kind of reminds me of the Figueroa downtown.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/09 04:38 PM

Quote:

is he wearing a shirt or someones curtains? It says 14th century Spanish Castle to me?

If the castle has a drive up window where you can get an order of General Tso's chicken to go.

Posted by: Newports

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/09 05:30 PM

Quote:

I think I like that "Gia look " the best....WOW

Yeah, she looks really good in that picture.

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/09 11:59 PM

Gia's smile is really nice in that photo.

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/09 11:59 PM

I'm also digging her hair.

Posted by: Sacred Navajo Herbs

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/09 10:20 AM

Are there any pictures of her from that day without AC Cream?

Posted by: Tritone

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/09 11:50 AM

Gia looks radiant.

Are there any pictures of Gia being held close by a black man?

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/09 01:03 PM

Yes when they tried to steal her purse just prior to her pulling out the pepper spray.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/09 02:45 PM

Yes, and you couldn't tell he was black b/c he was wearing a ski mask anyway.

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/09 10:36 PM

Has anyone considered the foul notion that right after the photo with Gia was taken our boy AC made a beeline to the mens room so he could rub one out?

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/17/09 06:56 AM

I really can't see AC Cream making a beeline for anywhere. Snowballing maybe, but a beeline, no fucking way. That would be like watching a hot tub full of jello try to run the 400 meter hurdles.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/17/09 03:35 PM

...or two slugs race on the inside of a metal garbage pail.

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/17/09 10:47 PM

Apparently he has a following on Twitter -

http://twitter.com/AceCartier

There's some great lines in here including-
"@EXXXOTICA As You Know I Will Be There. Covering The Event The Way Only An ACE Reporter Can. ;o)
7:08 PM May 1st from web in reply to EXXXOTICA"

Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/17/09 11:27 PM

Scroll down a page. It says AC cut his foot on a piece of glass. Where are those smurf blue Air Jordans to protect him?

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/18/09 06:16 AM

He cut it on the 20th of April

"I Stepped On A Piece Of Glass! My Foot Is Killing Me!

(10:21 PM Apr 20th from web "

And yet WAS still complaining about it nine days later. Don't they have medical insurance for Sasquatches?

"My Foot Is Still Killing Me. Glass In The Foot Is No Fun.12:04 PM Apr 29th from web "

Surely one of his porn whore pals could have hit him off with a pill or two to ease the pain.

What am I saying? That's probably akin to asking him to share food.

Posted by: Mope

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/18/09 01:03 PM

There, I fixed it...

Goddamn, that bitch has some nice [fake] funbags and a tight little body.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/18/09 02:13 PM

Sonny

Quote:

Surely one of his porn whore pals could have hit him off with a pill or two to ease the pain.

A pill or two? Two pounds of pure heroin and he might doze off for a little while.

Posted by: Mark_J

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/18/09 05:01 PM

Quote:

Apparently he has a following on Twitter - http://twitter.com/AceCartier
There's some great lines in here including- "@EXXXOTICA As You Know I Will Be There. Covering The Event The Way Only An ACE Reporter Can. ;o)

i'm not going to lie, the thrill I experience visiting his page is definitely unhealthy. this may finally be my excuse to sign up -- just to follow the musings of this genetic misfire, as he spreads his gospel across this land like a skid mark on male culture. consider the latest:

"Only Bad Part About This Miami Weather Is A Colony Of Ants Is In The Frames Of My Car. Taking My Car To A Manual Car Wash Right Now."

on the surface you might think "okay, a high functioning downie with rotting food and candy wrappers piled up under the seats can't figure out why ants are in the car" -- big deal, right. but it goes deeper. consider the bear that encounters fire ants for the first time- lumbering and curious at first, then suddenly wild eyed in pain. should one have intervened? absolutely not. let go, let nature. sad as it is adorable, moments like these are the important steps along ACE's spiritual path, as he's living the paradox of the self guided puppet, perfecting the black art of learning to enjoy losing.

the famous theologian William Barclay once remarked,"There are two great days in a person's life -- the day we are born and the day we discover why." for some of us, that life-mission is to help the poor. for others, to learn and celebrate the arts. for still others, to enrich one's self with knowledge. For ACE, it is to wait for the right moment to approach a lady at a porn convention, put on the famous vacant stare to convey the disconnect from reality, and while making a conscious effort to breathe through his nose instead of his mouth, proceeding to rub the small of her back, slobbering in her ear "baby i'm your cadillac- built for comfort, not for speed" -- telling her what she wants to hear.

my heart has been knocked off its pedestal by this human hamburger. when that fateful day finally comes that he takes his mother's .357 magnum from the drawer and spins the cylinder, i'd hope to be there- to hold him in my arms like Jessie Jackson on MLK, complete with blood smeared on shirt after the fact. to be able to say, "I was there."

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/18/09 05:13 PM

Well written post. Thanks.

Posted by: Snowman

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/21/09 09:13 PM

I'm partial to this tweet from last week ...

AC writes:

"@JamesDeen I Just Ate A Bacon Cheeseburger While Watching Walker Texas Ranger."

Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/21/09 09:24 PM

People who capitalize every fucking word of a sentence make me want to kick a puppy.

Posted by: cqd

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/21/09 09:25 PM

Did he mention if it was home made or store bought?

Posted by: You've been banned

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 10/12/09 05:25 AM

bump

http://twitter.com/acecartier

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 10/12/09 06:53 AM

AC Cream is blushing like a thirteen year old girl who just had her tits touched for the first time, and the dude was the high school football team's starting QB.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 10/12/09 03:27 PM

Eraced!

Only Ace Cartier has erACEd phone numbers.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 10/12/09 03:42 PM

You mean 'Erasure'?

Posted by: You've been banned

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 10/13/09 12:19 AM

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and the dude was the high school football team's starting QB. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/donkeypunchg.gif" alt="" />

Really? Do you have some dirty locker room pictures of him?

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 10/13/09 07:28 AM

Thanks for the pix of C3X's advanced sexuality.

Posted by: You've been banned

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 10/13/09 09:11 AM

who is this "male talent"?

looks like the guy from "Hardcore Profits"

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 10/13/09 07:02 PM

The obsession with gay porn on here has officially crossed over into creepy territory. It's like people are just looking for an excuse to look this stuff up and post it here.

Posted by: Deactivated User

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 10/13/09 09:18 PM

keep that gay shit from AC's thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhfdofhWzHI

first comments:

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 07/26/10 02:41 AM

All I can say is WTF?

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 07/26/10 07:12 AM

Good God, what happened to his face? I know why he never shaves now. He looks just like Larry Flint.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 07/26/10 09:58 AM

Class meets Class.

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 07/26/10 10:32 AM

More comedy -

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 07/26/10 10:33 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 07/28/10 06:00 PM

Why is this pic not in here?

Posted by: †††

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 07/28/10 06:02 PM

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=news&Number=401624

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 07/28/10 06:43 PM

I know where it's from. I'm wondering why Biff's been sleeping, especially since it's been in the XPT vault for a year.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 07/28/10 06:50 PM

I really hate to see a fellow human being let himself go that way. Walk, dude, WALK!

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 07/28/10 06:57 PM

I fear it's too late, Dude. In fact, I think even Burg would be hard pressed to find a mobility device suitable to the gentleman's needs. Maybe the DoD has a half-track project on the boards, but I doubt it.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 07/29/10 07:04 AM

J.B. I could find a million mobile devices for AC. They are called hilltops.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 07/29/10 08:49 AM

AC gonna have to start with short walks, but that would be an improvement over his current deplorable condition.

Posted by: Luca Eisenstein

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/20/10 07:19 AM

Quote:

Why is this pic not in here?

And, 2 milliseconds after this pic was taken, Brandon "Herpes" Iron became Brandon "Brandy Nine Fingers" Iron.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/20/10 09:18 AM

Every time I see that dude I am reminded to keep physically active and try to eat healthy foods.

Posted by: Luca Eisenstein

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/20/10 10:02 AM

There's a reason why all those people have their picture taken with him. Have you ever seen another picture in which Brandon looked THIS good? Standing or sitting next to AC is better than working out, liposuction, botox and Photoshop combined.

He's the big equaliser. He could make ANYBODY look good!

Poor boy!

Posted by: Nugent

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/20/10 10:02 AM

AC is a walking incentive in so many ways...

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/27/10 05:04 AM

Quote:

I know where it's from. I'm wondering why Biff's been sleeping, especially since it's been in the XPT vault for a year.

I'm on it. Don't usually post or read the other forums here. General rarely and the shit list mostly.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 08/27/10 09:32 AM

Thank you, Sir. It's a humanitarian thing: Chuck and Ivor need their schadenfreude fix, too.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 09/05/10 04:26 AM

Pickin's have been slim of late.

Posted by: Harvey T. Bingham

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 09/05/10 06:47 PM

http://memegenerator.net/accream

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/05/12 07:06 AM

Since there has been renewed interest in AC here lately, I thought a refresher course in his past here would be appropriate. Read it from the beginning and particularly enjoy the AC vs. Christie Lee dust up.

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/05/12 07:38 AM

AC is a cool guy and it was nice to meet him at a convention in Miami.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/05/12 10:01 AM

Originally Posted By: DoronD

This thread is kharma for that cumsponge , AC Cream. He has been vocal of his hate for me.Let's keep this thread going

i loled at this.i dont remember reading this.gonna dive more into this thread to see if there was a reason for the beef between these beefsters.

i just looked at his twitter thats acecartier and the last tweet was "nobody cares think ill take my drunk ass to bed",which was on dec 24.no tweets since then at all.did he go for the big sleep?

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/06/12 07:46 AM

Somewhere, there is a company looking for an AC. I bet he could work for companies doing trampling or face sitting. Hot women do those shoots.

Posted by: fartz

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/06/12 11:53 AM

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs

Originally Posted By: DoronD

This thread is kharma for that cumsponge , AC Cream. He has been vocal of his hate for me.Let's keep this thread going

Go check out my thread, figgs. I posted that tweet awhile ago.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/06/12 01:24 PM

yeah i know,but at the time it wasnt his last tweet.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/06/12 04:18 PM

I thought I read on one of the PSE Yahoo Groups that he died. He's the same as Fast Eddie that hung with Kathy Willetts, no?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/06/12 04:55 PM

^^No. Different creepy fat dude.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/07/12 09:46 AM

I can't keep all these creepy fat fanbois straight.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 01/07/12 09:49 AM

Yeah, then when you add in all the creepy fat pervs it gets really hard.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/21/12 12:01 AM

Can't find any new info. on this fat fuck anywhere. Sonny Chiba, if you're still out there help a douchebag out.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/21/12 12:39 AM

He's still alive and on twitter @AceCartier.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/21/12 03:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Yeah, then when you add in all the creepy fat pervs it gets really hard.

i know i just did...

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/21/12 03:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

He's still alive and on twitter @AceCartier.

so what was the rub a dub dub with the chub?

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 09/23/12 03:16 AM

No new pix on the AC front I can find. He's basically still trolling twitter for any porn chick that will feel sorry for him when he tweets how miserable his life is. I'm wondering if Cindy Loftus has given up the vag to him yet.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 09/23/12 10:21 AM

why the hell doesnt he just book privates?^

Posted by: fartz

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 09/23/12 12:04 PM

Because his downstairs freezer is forever hungry and after holding the phone up to his ear and listening to dialtone for a good five to ten while drool covers the mouthpiece, he takes his thorazine and thinks better of it.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 09/23/12 12:50 PM

I don't think anyone ever imagined there would come a day when AC Cream would be stuck in a career rut.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 09/23/12 12:54 PM

I'd believe stuck in an ice cream truck.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 09/23/12 01:46 PM

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs

why the hell doesnt he just book privates?^

He is searching for love and caring, not pleasure. That is why he is a loon. He should be looking for that crap in a church group, not on a XXX DVD.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 10/22/12 11:39 PM

It appears he has recently changed his twitter profile pic. This dumb fuck is supposed to be a photographer. Even I know how to fix red eye.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 10/22/12 11:44 PM

Turn the red eye function off so you don't have to spend time fixing it

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 10/22/12 11:49 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Turn the red eye function off so you don't have to spend time fixing it

G baby, that's his doing not mine. I didn't want to mess with the essence of the pic.

Love u boo.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 10/24/12 11:41 AM

Originally Posted By: BIFF™

It appears he has recently changed his twitter profile pic. This dumb fuck is supposed to be a photographer.

Finally some competition for Christian in the food photography niche.

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/17/13 03:38 PM

Sorry BIFF I've been off the grid.
Anyway back to the topic at hand-1250 followers? REALLY?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/17/13 07:13 PM

"Reporter?" For Fox? Somebody better check in on Charlie.

Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/17/13 07:52 PM

I have gas.

Posted by: Walrus

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/18/13 04:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Sonny Chiba

Sorry BIFF I've been off the grid.
Anyway back to the topic at hand-1250 followers? REALLY?

That is Nadia Styles in his profile. Anyone know what happened to her after Shelly Lubben?

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/19/13 01:00 PM

ace glazed her up and ate her.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/19/13 01:40 PM

Honeybaked Whore.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/19/13 09:38 PM

could be a good title.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 04/20/13 05:27 AM

What about: Honeybaked Big Tittied Whore.

Better??

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/13 06:53 PM

He's still alive apparently. As of 4 hrs. ago.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/13 07:02 PM

ya...that's livin.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/13 10:24 PM

I fucking swear to all that's holy that Kathy Willetts told me he died years ago.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/15/13 10:39 PM

Dude's a player. He should try to rally for 1000 followers and say he'll post a dick pic.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/13 03:02 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

I fucking swear to all that's holy that Kathy Willetts told me he died years ago.

She probably got him mixed up with Fast Eddy.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/13 07:46 AM

To anyone that hasn't before, I highly recommend starting this thread on page one. Hell I'd recommend it even if you have. The AC v. Christie Lee dust up still leaves me chuckling.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/13 09:34 AM

That the whore w/ the pizza boxes?

Posted by: drained

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/13 10:32 AM

Yes, that one.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/13 10:34 AM

Yep.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/13 04:43 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

She probably got him mixed up with Fast Eddy.

Gia, did you ever see this pic?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/13 05:20 PM

Yes. I asked someone to take it. Erotica LA, 2005 I think. Point is, fuck yeah I want a picture- what's a porn convention without AC Cream.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/13 07:00 PM

One where there's a higher chance of no girls going missing?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/13 07:52 PM

Bonus Lulz: Pre-LIB Candy Lupus.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/16/13 10:47 PM

Reading from the start. About 10 pages in. It really is the moon landing.

Posted by: Demonbolloxs

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/17/13 04:41 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Yes. I asked someone to take it. Erotica LA, 2005 I think. Point is, fuck yeah I want a picture- what's a porn convention without AC Cream.

Would you have been offended if he had tweaked a nipple during that pose ?

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/17/13 05:53 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

what's a porn convention without AC Cream.

About 300 pounds lighter

Posted by: mallocup

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/18/13 05:53 AM

Originally Posted By: BIFF™

[quote=gia jordan]

gia looks gorgeous in this pic..

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/18/13 02:25 PM

She was smiling because his weiner, or maybe it was a goiter, was pressed up against her lady parts.

Posted by: drained

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/18/13 02:27 PM

Ugly Then And Now - ED Edition.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/19/13 11:04 AM

Originally Posted By: PulpeD

Ugly Then And Now - ED Edition.

Whom do you mean, PD??

Posted by: drained

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/19/13 11:08 AM

The pictured.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/19/13 11:09 AM

Originally Posted By: PulpeD

The pictured.

There are two in the picture. Which?

Or is that your way of saying both?

Posted by: drained

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/19/13 11:18 AM

The latter.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/19/13 11:45 AM

I see.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/19/13 01:16 PM

Band name thread: Cryptic Dipshit

Posted by: drained

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/19/13 01:43 PM

Bullshit. Fuck you.

He either lamely trolled or really didn't get it.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/19/13 02:00 PM

Just wanted what he was saying clear.

I have no idea why he wants to crypto-call Gia "ugly".

I don't see the white knights lining up for her.

At least not to date.

Posted by: drained

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/19/13 02:53 PM

They're stealthy, not shiny anymore.

Average then, now average and altered.
And then there was the grotesque guy in there as well.
Ugly's economical.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Life as a fanboy or the AC fanboy Relinquary - 05/30/13 12:21 AM

Found more of these from various adult gatherings years ago. Don't recall seeing these in this thread.

He calls this one "Myself & My Little Soldier Hillary Scott"

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Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/30/13 06:05 AM

You can practically hear the stomach rumbling Morse Code through those pictures.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/30/13 07:20 AM

Nicara was never heard from again.

He's thinking that's enough food for a whole day.

Who is more dangerous to pw, AC Cream or Sports Swami?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/30/13 07:57 AM

I bet those girls went straight to the shower or hand sanitizer [all over] after those pics. Dude is crrrrreeeeeepy !

Posted by: mallocup

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/30/13 09:22 AM

Originally Posted By: BIFF™

who be this?

Posted by: turningblue

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/30/13 01:27 PM

That be Tory Lane.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/30/13 02:14 PM

I think that having a pic with this retard is a right of passage in porndom. Like 1st b/g, facial, anal, DP, IR ....

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/30/13 03:11 PM

It's their Whore Mitzvah.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/30/13 03:21 PM

I've noticed that most of these whores always pose in a position from where they can easily knee his groin and then run to safety. I don't understand why people say most whores are stupid.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/30/13 04:05 PM

Originally Posted By: have2cit

I've noticed that most of these whores always pose in a position from where they can easily knee his groin and then run to safety. I don't understand why people say most whores are stupid.

It's more instinct than intellect with whores. They meet a smart stalker, they die.

Tnankfully this dude has the IQ of frozen water.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/30/13 04:47 PM

Where were those razor sharp instincts the first time their boyfriends/step daddy's/pimps turned them out?

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/30/13 04:51 PM

Giving them the wrong message.

"This is a guy who loves me. He will protect me. He would never do me harm."

The daddy figure [real, step, pimp, bf] just uses her instincts against her.

The repulsion of lizards helps them to ward off AC and SportSwami.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/30/13 05:45 PM

They have to be able to differentiate the lizards from the harmless dullards, that look just like him, that pay them for sex. No, those skills are honed in the strip clubs and the backpage encounters. Whatever doesn't kill them makes them stronger, or in this case wiser. Whores aren't born they're grown.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: AC - Life as a fanboy - 05/30/13 05:56 PM

Ace is starting to look like Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers film.

And how in the fuck does this slob roll without a belt on that huge waist? Did Firewall show him how to suspend the law of gravity?

Disgusting.
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Fat_Bastard_Sound_Board

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