Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman?

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/01/05 09:49 AM

I will come out and say that i find her strokable but she does resemble someone who belongs in an infamous thread of manly women. exhibit A

Posted by: Monstar

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/01/05 11:21 AM

Dear Monkey,



Love,
Monstar

Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/01/05 12:23 PM



I'd like to fill its head forcefully and with remarkable enthusiasm with some hot, creamy cum.




Posted by: 2cums

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/02/05 03:51 AM

Damn you Monkey, she has been my new IT girl these past few weeks. Hope Jenaveve does anal soon or I'm going to lose interest.

Posted by: GARFIELD

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/02/05 01:32 PM

Manly???Fuck No she is Bangin Hot
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/03/05 05:57 AM

Quote:

Manly???Fuck No she is Bangin Hot





What a shock. Garfield attracted to a man faced woman. Just reach in and pull your other leg out the closet, we can all see you, come on. you are almost there. Its so close, we are waiting to hand you your cashmere sweater and rainbow pride flag given to all newly outers.



Monkeys am i gay test

1) do you find tantas wife attractive?

a) yes

b) no

2) What do you prefer

a) hot dog

b) burger

3) Whos cuter

a) 1974 jack nickelson

b) 1994 jack nickelson

4) What do you do with the toiler paper before wiping

a) scrunch it

b) fold it


and finally

5) which do you prefer sexually

a) men

b) women
Posted by: GARFIELD

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/03/05 12:13 PM

I could say I'm begining to think U R a homo....but there is no need with as much as U fantasize about Me & being the fact U & fayner used to be an item Your homosexuality is a well known fact ...so it is no surpirse to Me that U would not find a hotass whore like that one attractive
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/03/05 12:37 PM

Quote:

I could say I'm begining to think U R a homo....but there is no need with as much as U fantasize about Me & being the fact U & fayner used to be an item Your homosexuality is a well known fact ...so it is no surpirse to Me that U would not find a hotass whore like that one attractive




Your message board vocabulary removes all doubt that you are truly queer. Kill yourself.
Posted by: Cerberus

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/03/05 05:24 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Manly???Fuck No she is Bangin Hot





What a shock. Garfield attracted to a man faced woman. Just reach in and pull your other leg out the closet, we can all see you, come on. you are almost there. Its so close, we are waiting to hand you your cashmere sweater and rainbow pride flag given to all newly outers.



Monkeys am i gay test

1) do you find tantas wife attractive?

a) yes

b) no

2) What do you prefer

a) hot dog

b) burger

3) Whos cuter

a) 1974 jack nickelson

b) 1994 jack nickelson

4) What do you do with the toiler paper before wiping

a) scrunch it

b) fold it


and finally

5) which do you prefer sexually

a) men

b) women




Uhhh...tanta doesn't have a wife.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/04/05 07:44 AM

Quote:

I could say I'm begining to think U R a homo....but there is no need with as much as U fantasize about Me & being the fact U & fayner used to be an item Your homosexuality is a well known fact ...so it is no surpirse to Me that U would not find a hotass whore like that one attractive





Garfield i've made no secret about how attractive i find you. I've been very upfront with it, you are perfect physically for me but also emotionally and mentally you have what i desire and qualities that i know will push me the right way as our relationship evolves. Its getting to the point where i can't look at my naked body in the mirror before showering because i get deeply depressed when i see my bruise free ass. I pray night after night that one day i see my ass poker dotted with garfield trademark bruises. Help me make that day a reality johnny, please, im begging you. (monkey weeps)


Quote:

Uhhh...tanta doesn't have a wife.





Okay then to borrow a phrase from kyoto, " that ugly skank you probably got off the street and offered a hooker dress and some soup to pose as your wife in the pictures you posted"
Posted by: GARFIELD

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/04/05 11:56 AM

biff here's an idea post without My name in it...I know this is tough for u b/c no one reads what u write, likes u, & u have nothing to contribute to the board...but lets be original & come up with something on your own..u faggot
Posted by: Cerberus

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/04/05 02:53 PM

Quote:



Okay then to borrow a phrase from kyoto, " that ugly skank you probably got off the street and offered a hooker dress and some soup to pose as your wife in the pictures you posted"




No little man, I don't find my women where you find your little boys.
You need to leave you mothers basement more often.
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/04/05 06:46 PM

Quote:

biff here's an idea post without My name in it...I know this is tough for u b/c no one reads what u write, likes u, & u have nothing to contribute to the board...but lets be original & come up with something on your own..u faggot




Stop it Garfield. You know you want the high hard one but I'm not the guy to give it to you.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/04/05 09:37 PM

Quote:

No little man, I don't find my women where you find your little boys.
You need to leave you mothers basement more often.








I wonder what the success rate is for lines like these that tantas uses at his local soup kitchen is. You think three homeless , hungry skanks out of 10 buy it?. Here try on this neon yellow classy upscale whore dress and theses $20 pumps and stand next to the white board that says tantas wife, yeah just like that, like that baby (tantas unzips)
Posted by: taco

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/05/05 01:24 AM

How dare you?
Jenaveve is smoking hot.
Good day sir.
I said good day.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/05/05 07:25 AM

Hey foreign guy from That 70's Show- what's up
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/05/05 09:28 AM

Monkey, why did you start in on tanta'a Daddy in the first place?

Not very sporting to pick on someone who was friendly with you, and a regular here. Aren't there enough dipshits in the industry to pick on?
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/05/05 10:41 AM

Quote:

Monkey, why did you start in on tanta'a Daddy in the first place?

Not very sporting to pick on someone who was friendly with you, and a regular here. Aren't there enough dipshits in the industry to pick on?





Because i don't like him.
Posted by: Cerberus

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/05/05 11:31 AM

Quote:

Quote:

No little man, I don't find my women where you find your little boys.
You need to leave you mothers basement more often.








I wonder what the success rate is for lines like these that tantas uses at his local soup kitchen is. You think three homeless , hungry skanks out of 10 buy it?. Here try on this neon yellow classy upscale whore dress and theses $20 pumps and stand next to the white board that says tantas wife, yeah just like that, like that baby (tantas unzips)



Check the next time you go for soup and new hand me downs.
Come on dipshit, you can do better than that. Fuck a first grader could have posted that lame ass reply.
I did like the little smiley shooting it's self in the head though.
The rest was just lame. It must hurt having lost all your little fan boys. But please keep flaming me. You may improve to a point of being interesting. Or you may reach the repertoire of wankus. You are getting close now.
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/06/05 07:52 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Monkey, why did you start in on tanta'a Daddy in the first place?

Not very sporting to pick on someone who was friendly with you, and a regular here. Aren't there enough dipshits in the industry to pick on?





Because i don't like him.




Fair enough. I'm probably missing something, as often happens.

Posted by: Cerberus

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/06/05 05:10 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Monkey, why did you start in on tanta'a Daddy in the first place?

Not very sporting to pick on someone who was friendly with you, and a regular here. Aren't there enough dipshits in the industry to pick on?





Because i don't like him.




I'm in very good company.
But it does bring a slight tear to my eye to think you don't like me. Well fuck it. It's gone now.
Let's see if I can capture some of that ole missing fan boy shit. Monkey please like me. My life would be ever so complete if I could just know that you cared.
Nope, I just don't have it in me to suck up like you are used too Monkey, but I tried.
So continue to not like me. I think it will be best in the end.
Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/06/05 10:41 PM

Bitch is definitely worthy of being mantastic. Look at the weird angle her neck is, its just tilted enough so that we cant see her fuckin adams apple. Either that or its been photoshopped out of the pic. She reminds me of Tatu from Fantasy Island...Dee Plane Dee Plane.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/06/05 11:57 PM

Quote:


I'm in very good company.
But it does bring a slight tear to my eye to think you don't like me. Well fuck it. It's gone now.
Let's see if I can capture some of that ole missing fan boy shit. Monkey please like me. My life would be ever so complete if I could just know that you cared.
Nope, I just don't have it in me to suck up like you are used too Monkey, but I tried.
So continue to not like me. I think it will be best in the end.





I think i can hear the tears hitting the floor, i hope theres one of the many tantas wife shelter slags there to comfort you in this trying time of message board rejection.
Posted by: Cerberus

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/07/05 03:35 PM

Quote:

Quote:


I'm in very good company.
But it does bring a slight tear to my eye to think you don't like me. Well fuck it. It's gone now.
Let's see if I can capture some of that ole missing fan boy shit. Monkey please like me. My life would be ever so complete if I could just know that you cared.
Nope, I just don't have it in me to suck up like you are used too Monkey, but I tried.
So continue to not like me. I think it will be best in the end.





I think i can hear the tears hitting the floor, i hope theres one of the many tantas wife shelter slags there to comfort you in this trying time of message board rejection.


Being rejected by you is an all time great thing. I may just have to start a scrap book of your comments.
Thank you. You have made my day.
Posted by: 2cums

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/07/05 08:09 PM

To put this back on topic, I'd eat breakfast, lunch and dinner off of Jenaveve's asshole. Can't be any worse than the food at Taco Bell
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/08/05 01:39 AM

Quote:

To put this back on topic, I'd eat breakfast, lunch and dinner off of Jenaveve's asshole. Can't be any worse than the food at Taco Bell





Her vagina has been penetrated by mr pete. So her fuckablity has dropped two jerking bananas


Before mr pete

scene:


after mr pete scene:
Posted by: 2cums

Re: Jenaveve Jolie: Sexy Man or Manly Woman? - 08/08/05 07:48 PM







Her vagina has been penetrated by mr pete. So her fuckablity has dropped two jerking bananas


Before mr pete

scene:


after mr pete scene:




Whores will fuck anything for their next fix