WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!!

Posted by: simp

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!! - 07/14/05 12:05 PM

OH GOD NO!!!
NO GOD OH!!!
WHY GOD WHY?!!!
NO NO NO NO!!!!!!
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!





















































Please don't.




















































Oh no please don't.

















































Why?


















































Oh why?




















































































































































































































































































































Posted by: BiG WoRM

Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!! - 07/14/05 03:03 PM

There is a secret hidden message in simp's post, you just can't see it because he used white font. BTW simp, that was simply hilarious!

Now I have one for you..
























Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!! - 07/14/05 03:10 PM

Quote:

There is a secret hidden message in simp's post, you just can't see it because he used white font. BTW simp, that was simply hilarious!

Now I have one for you..





























Man im fuckin retarded. I actually went back through and highlighted your posts. Jesus Christ you bitches got me I guess im now on the same intellectual level as Wankus.
Posted by: BiG WoRM

Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!! - 07/14/05 03:19 PM

Quote:

Quote:

There is a secret hidden message in simp's post, you just can't see it because he used white font. BTW simp, that was simply hilarious!

Now I have one for you..





























Man im fuckin retarded. I actually went back through and highlighted your posts. Jesus Christ you bitches got me I guess im now on the same intellectual level as Wankus.




Posted by: Toelicker

Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!! - 07/15/05 07:13 AM

Quote:


Man im fuckin retarded. I actually went back through and highlighted your posts. Jesus Christ you bitches got me I guess im now on the same intellectual level as Wankus.




You think that's bad, I did the same thing even after reading your post.
Posted by: BiG WoRM

Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!! - 07/15/05 10:06 AM

Two and counting, anymore?



Btw look at me I am down to 1 star.. 4 votes in the last 24 hours. This tells me that smartt has 3 other aliases and that he thinks I give a flying fuck.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!! - 07/18/05 09:18 AM

Back up you.Your welcome.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!! - 07/20/05 11:34 AM

Simp,

I know you posted that your internet access would be erratic, so I think you need to take this:


and surf over to www.photostamps.com and have some stamps printed. Then you can just mail your posts in.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!! - 07/20/05 12:18 PM

holy shit that is pretty kool!!! If i used postage stamps anymore, i'd have some printed of Stormy

(BTW worm got me too.)
Posted by: Random

Simp strikes again! - 07/20/05 02:16 PM

The dude must have found a library that doesn't have some uptight librarian looking over the shoulders of people using the computer.

Sorry, it's a link to ADT, but this is a must see for those that don't peruse the forms.
Posted by: Saevus Maximus

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/20/05 02:45 PM

Robert Jensen = simp
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/20/05 02:46 PM

Quote:

The dude must have found a library that doesn't have some uptight librarian looking over the shoulders of people using the computer.

Sorry, it's a link to ADT, but this is a must see for those that don't peruse the forms.





Nice job Random, yes that looks like our boy and I'd say he's doing fine! Sadly, maybe it's the lack of seizure inducing throat-fucked-girl movie ads that lets him get his posts in on that other sight without getting caught by the librarian. Ironic.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/20/05 02:50 PM

My God I was laughing out loud and the secretary came down the hall and wanted to know what was so funny. I told her someone emailed me that movie of the dog attacking it's own leg.

I searched the rest of "Martin Drugs" posts. He worked up to that for a long time, but it was well worth it!
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/21/05 09:02 AM

The mods think im Simp.

First off I may be sick but Simp makes me look like Mr. Rodgers.Secondly Simp is a literary genius and I write like a preschooler with down syndrom.Thirdly I would sooner move to Brazil and fuck she males bareback before I would post there.


Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/21/05 09:38 AM

IMO there is no way that JEFF is Simp. By the way check out the story time section over there- that Drugs cat posted some oddball stories too.
Posted by: BiG WoRM

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/21/05 11:33 AM

It's got to be someone from JM Productions, the simp icon is linked to their site and called 'simp'. Could it be one of the regular actors over there, like that short guy.. don't remember his name but he was in the isabel ice scene in tough love #4, the dialogue in that scene was hilarious btw, a must see.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/21/05 12:36 PM

There is a post about that icon in gen porn from a while ago, If i remember correctly- Tony M or someone at JM made up that symbol for tshirts - they probably named it SIMP in his honor because they liked his posts ( and because it's head IS UPSIDE DOWN).
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/21/05 12:50 PM

Quote:

There is a post about that icon in gen porn from a while ago, If i remember correctly- Tony M or someone at JM made up that symbol for tshirts - they probably named it SIMP in his honor because they liked his posts ( and because it's head IS UPSIDE DOWN).




I remember that thread too.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/21/05 12:52 PM

I'm still waiting for that Tshirt too, freaking Malice said if I gave him head he would send me one- I'm still waiting for the shirt
Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/21/05 01:25 PM

It's hard to stay ahead of the jonesing.
Posted by: Pericles

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/21/05 01:35 PM

I'd laugh if simp was in fact Johnny Thrust.

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/21/05 01:46 PM

Quote:

It's got to be someone from JM Productions, the simp icon is linked to their site and called 'simp'. Could it be one of the regular actors over there, like that short guy.. don't remember his name but he was in the isabel ice scene in tough love #4, the dialogue in that scene was hilarious btw, a must see.




Here is a link to the thread Worm:
http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=30930&Forum=dvdtalk&Words=t%20shirt&Match=Entire%20Phrase&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=30336&Search=true#Post30930
Posted by: BiG WoRM

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/21/05 04:20 PM

Quote:


Here is a link to the thread Worm:





Thanks Cleetus, I guess that I don't know all of the history behind many of the people here. I couldn't get away with wearing a shirt like that around in the area I live in. Those of you in California or the Carpathian Mountains are lucky in that regard.
Posted by: Pericles

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/21/05 04:33 PM

I want to order one of those shirts, but I'm moving to China in three weeks. I'm scared that it will be seized at customs on grounds of national security and that I may subsequently end up in a Red Chinese prison camp for the rest of my life.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/22/05 09:24 AM

You can order it from here .
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/22/05 10:19 PM

Quote:

The mods think im Simp.








I always had a feeling that you were sammura
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Simp strikes again! - 07/25/05 09:12 AM

Quote:

Quote:

The mods think im Simp.








I always had a feeling that you were sammura