AC Cream tribute thread

Posted by: BiG WoRM

AC Cream tribute thread - 07/13/05 12:31 PM

This thread is dedicated to the man that we all know as AC Cream, the world’s latest candidate for Bariatric Surgery. If we could find a way to reduce his meals down to normal-sized portions, I’m sure that we could send the extra food to monkey in Africa where he could use this food to support 5 starving people with. I have also been able to acquire a lost photo of AC Cream from one of my connections over there at ADT and I have provided it as an attachment to this post. What the hell is wrong with this guy is what I would like to know and don’t start in with the genetic connection because I guarantee that this guy averages 10 super-sized value meals per day. My biggest beef with AC is all of the constant sucking up that he does to the porn stars. If he would simply lose a couple hundred pounds, he would be calling the shots instead of graveling at the feet of, in some cases, nasty cracked-out porn whores.

One Example:
AC sucking up to kinzie in a recent post at adt.

Quote:


OK Kinzie,
I think it's time everybody finds out the secret....
Kinzie is carrying my love child! The conception happened the Saturday of Erotica LA. She was looking SO fine in that outfit she wore that Saturday. She asked me to escort her to the ladies room. Who was I to say no? So I did. I stopped at the entrance, but Kinzie said "no AC, come in and stand by the stall". I was very nervous, but agreed. The next thing I know Kinzie is pulling me in the stall with her. At first I was like "OMG!, I'm being molested!", but it doesn't take long for Kinzie to get a man's juices flowing. After that it was on! So YES, Kinzie & I had convention public restroom sex and from this she is pregnant.
I know this child is gonna be a Potty Mouth! Good thing Chef Jeff is gonna step up and be daddy to the little heathen.

AC Cream





I hope she ain’t carrying this motherfucker’s love child, for the love of god this guy will steal the food right out of that baby’s mouth and laugh while he’s eating it. And what about Kinzie, can you imagine her on the floor of that bathroom trying to even find AC’s little member hidden underneath about 100lbs of overlying fat? The thought of it is too much to even stomach.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/13/05 02:29 PM

I can feel the heat, you translate it well to the audience, they can feel every ounce of it. Im liking it, we need more ac stories.


For ac cream if he reads this thread

http://www.austynmoore.net/wish%20list.htm
Posted by: Monstar

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/13/05 02:36 PM

HOLY SHIT! she doesn't ask for much...

I love the girl...but DAMN!

what sucks even more, is that I already bought her a Hello Kitty watch, but she still wants a Rolex.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/13/05 02:46 PM

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HOLY SHIT! she doesn't ask for much...

I love the girl...but DAMN!

what sucks even more, is that I already bought her a Hello Kitty watch, but she still wants a Rolex.





It shit like that i would love to know, if she actually gets any of the higher priced stuff sent to her.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/13/05 03:04 PM

i want to purchase a defender 90, make a cardboard ship to go around it then chase AC around the AVN conventionfloor throwing harpoons into him until he staggers and crashes through the ksex booth.

then i will stuff an apple in his mouth, lash his hands and feet to a giant pole and cook him to feed all of malawi using chasey lain's lightbulb for smoking meth.

ac-if you read this, sleep with one eyer open piggie.
Posted by: pariah

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/13/05 04:06 PM

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i want to purchase a defender 90, make a cardboard ship to go around it then chase AC around the AVN conventionfloor throwing harpoons into him until he staggers and crashes through the ksex booth.

then i will stuff an apple in his mouth, lash his hands and feet to a giant pole and cook him to feed all of malawi using chasey lain's lightbulb for smoking meth.

ac-if you read this, sleep with one eyer open piggie.



That is so very John Wilson.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/13/05 04:35 PM

p-you mean the scottish novelist? if so, what the fuck are you doing in porn?

back to the matter at hand---this is taken from the adt edition of "AC_CREAM on Gluttony: The Unabating Hunger of a Wretched Fanboy"


I never knew anything about a Del Taco until I went to CA in March. Del Taco has kick ass fish tacos. Another time I tried their Chicken Quesadilla and it had WAY more chicken than fucking Taco Bell's.

Though if I had to pick my Favorite of them all. I would have to say it's Hardees(aka Carls Jr.) when they have the Monster Thickburger on promotion. () It was how a burger was meant to be. 2 thick ass angus burgers, with 8 strips of bacon, covered with cheese, & topped with Mayo. The only way that burger could be any more perfect is to throw a piece of chicken in between the burgers. That way all the barnyard buddies are together.

AC Cream

Edited by - AC Cream on 7/13/2005 7:29:01 PM



thar he blows!!! AC, my harpoons are sharp and my aim is true, watch out you fat, pathetic estrogenfest.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/13/05 05:42 PM

here's my shameless self-promotion

what started it all

when i consider why i've been reduced to reading the most popular forums less than tech talk and try to identify the crux of what's lame about adt sometimes despite having many users i like--it basically comes down to one thing.

ac_cream, i feel your world must be a constantly terrifying place and difficult to make sense of. your posts are invariably met by rebuke by other members for being wrong or libelous and potentially hurfful conjecture. if your post doesn't require an explanation of why it's incorrect it's usually followed by attempts to calm you down. there are some good reasons to lose sleep, take the hyper-paranoid fashion victim in charge of north korea's nukes for example. were he to spend an afternoon with you, i'd expect him to say "you worry about too many things and make my head hurt, silly roundeye. now you are allowed to touch your leader's hair. touch it!". calming you down and correcting you takes up time that could be used to say something interesting, and some days it seems like easing your despair/telling you you're an idiot is responsible for half the bandwidth here.

ithere's the possibility this is just misunderstood genius and a man ahead of his time, but i'll focus on another angle. before you post what you want to say, just wait a day or so and think about how your audience will react, practice deep breathing, take klonopin and come back to it in hopes that someone has explained things for you or that the thread is hopefully locked and you can't add more. i'd go as far as to consider "speak only when spoken to" as a good course of action, if only temporarily. this is a great time to be you, stop freaking out all the time. you don't have to worry about being fitted with a pointy hat and sitting apart from your classmates. it's passe to box the ears of those labelled simple and eugenics is too stigmatized to threaten the lives of the weak and stupid.
i may get banned for this but someone needs to explain this to you. i'll take one for the team, i feel many are fed up with the chicken-little act, constant application of your personal and pollyanish morality and meritless accusations that require attention not to be hurtful. think before you post, it's driving me nuts. bump for tera's lost dog.
Posted by: BiG WoRM

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/13/05 07:16 PM

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I never knew anything about a Del Taco until I went to CA in March. Del Taco has kick ass fish tacos. Another time I tried their Chicken Quesadilla and it had WAY more chicken than fucking Taco Bell's.

Though if I had to pick my Favorite of them all. I would have to say it's Hardees(aka Carls Jr.) when they have the Monster Thickburger on promotion. () It was how a burger was meant to be. 2 thick ass angus burgers, with 8 strips of bacon, covered with cheese, & topped with Mayo. The only way that burger could be any more perfect is to throw a piece of chicken in between the burgers. That way all the barnyard buddies are together.

AC Cream





LOL.. I initially thought that jamesn made this up but AC really said that. The best part about that whole thread is how there is only one other person who talked more about food then AC, and that other person was condeming fast food for being hazardous to your health.

I also like how he mentioned that he loves del taco- 'fish tacos'. I have had the misfortune of eating at del taco and fish tacos were not on the menu. That is unless you want to include some of Evil Klown's female relatives who were working behind the counter there. But I seriously doubt that even they would have anything to do with this douche.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/13/05 07:23 PM

i bet he's jerked off to the thought of putting a chicken patty between two cheeseburgers. my main concern is that his arteries will kill him before i get to.
Posted by: Father Stone

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/14/05 12:19 AM

who or what the fuck is AC Cream?
Posted by: frankieprnmgcn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/14/05 02:23 AM

anal crevasse.hes a fanboy of the highest caliber.
Posted by: BiG WoRM

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/14/05 10:57 AM

Here is yet another post from Creampuff.. and I did not have to look very hard to find it.


Skronker says: "life is harsh dude"

Quote:


AC Cream says:

Sure is skronker.
They say when life gives you lemons make lemonade. My life gives me a lot of shit, so I have to make fertilizer to grow pretty flowers for lovely young women like Isabel.
AC Cream




Is it his life that gives him shit or the 7 Big Macs that he had for breakfest? I think it's the latter of the two. BTW, I love how he's trying to court Isabel by saying that he'll grow flowers for her using his own excrement. I'm not sure flowers can grow in something that's 83% lard but I'm sure that AC will try nonetheless. I would hate to be one of his neighbors who wake up in the morning and walk out back only to find AC in the process of taking a dump in his garden.
Posted by: pariah

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/14/05 02:37 PM

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p-you mean the scottish novelist? if so, what the fuck are you doing in porn?




I did. White Hunter, Black Heart. I am in porn because I love hookers.
Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/14/05 04:11 PM

You just know that AC Cream is sitting with a window open on this thread, monitoring it constantly and passing a meaty hand over his face to wipe the sweat from his angry brow whenever a new post pops up.

If ever there was a beautiful moment, it was that thread. This whore enlisted her Fanboy Army (hell, he's big enough) as enablers for a fucking publicity stunt! And it was so goddamned retarded, he and Jewel DeNyle, who has never been mistaken for a proud holder of a Cal State penitentary GED, are the only two who fell for it! AC Cream was just terrified by the prospect of a whore losing her dog: Jewel actually got angry, probably jealous of the asshole who got first dibs on the yorkie gizzard.

Posted by: BiG WoRM

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/15/05 11:01 AM

No new posts from Creampuff today, he has been absent from adt since shortly after I started this thread. While I would like to believe that I have finally chased his morbidly obese ass off that board, I will have to wait and see that he is not on vacation or participating in a series of hotdog eating contests. I have decided to pull one of his older posts which is a continuation of this threads opener.

Quote:

Quote:


Kinzie wrote:
HA!! AC your too funny...oh yeah just to let you know, its twins hunny so start picking out names LOL

xoxo-kinzie



Well,

I had planned to name my first born girl Sarah(in honor of somebody), so Sarah and Farrah for twin girls might have been nice. I've changed my mind about that though. How about Cindi(In honor of Cindi Loftus) and Mindi for twin girls? If you have twin boys you better name them because I'm gonna be a deadbeat dad. I don't want 2 boys ever.

AC Cream




One word for this - GHEY!

AC is still delusional about women wanting to sleep with him. I think that most women are intelligent enough to see that this could be very hazardous to there health and the rest will not be able to survive the crushing forces that are contained within his girth.

I also like how he wants to name a kid after Cindi Loftus, a well-known porn industry writer. Can you see him explaining to his kid the origin of her name? "I named you after a famous porn industry writer dear, daddy reads her articles to learn more about the money-for-ass whores that I whack my meat off to on a daily basis. I miss your mother, why did she have to sober up and regain consciousness the next day?"
Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/15/05 11:10 AM

Nope. He's posting on XPT right now.
Posted by: BiG WoRM

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/15/05 11:17 AM

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Nope. He's posting on XPT right now.



What is his alias? PM this to me, I must know!
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/15/05 01:51 PM

This is all I have to say:

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/15/05 03:25 PM

He's posting here under one of two aliases. I want to be absolutely sure before I hammer his dick to the chair and set off a fire alarm--a false alarm will dull the attack. You'll be the first to know.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/16/05 05:01 PM

profileworthy
Quote:

Quote:

p-you mean the scottish novelist? if so, what the fuck are you doing in porn?




I did. White Hunter, Black Heart. I am in porn because I love hookers.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/17/05 05:21 PM

it's on-again

i really don't even see why he's upset, i'm nice
Posted by: Sir Greenly

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/17/05 05:34 PM

MAN, you know how to push his buttons! Good stuff!
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/18/05 11:16 AM

I have no class.

Damn.
Posted by: BiG WoRM

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/19/05 11:38 PM

AC is such a lamer, I can't stand his constant sucking up to kinzie.. a grade C pornstar at best if I were to grade her attractiveness.

Now AC has sunk to even lower levels of the unthinkable, he is actually trying to get kinzie to have sex with him and has come up with a new scheme to do it. -->> LINK
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/20/05 12:18 AM

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Hi Kinzie,

You probably know by now that I am your biggest fan

You should have a contest and the winner gets a night of romance with you? Maybe it could even be a trivia contest about you, just make sure that it is nothing too physical because I can't handle intense physical activity due to a health condition I have. I don't want to say what it is but I know that it won't be a problem for you. By the way, I just bought 'Old Fat Fucks Filthy Young Sluts' and you were so good in it. Keep up the great work kinzie!

AC Cream



No way its really him.
Posted by: frankieprnmgcn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/20/05 12:48 AM

who the hell is frank3784? is that my code name on that gay board?
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/20/05 04:48 AM

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who the hell is frank3784? is that my code name on that gay board?



Posted by: cobalt60

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/22/05 11:09 AM

Code name??? Who the fuck has time for ...

That's good shit. I like you, Frankie. Let's have lunch sometime.
Posted by: frankieprnmgcn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/22/05 04:41 PM

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Code name??? Who the fuck has time for ...

That's good shit. I like you, Frankie. Let's have lunch sometime.



hey bob the builder put down that donut and go eat a herpes infested dick.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/22/05 05:26 PM

i told you guys to be patient with frankie, the kid's figuring it out-2 cage-quality comments in one day between this and stormy, princess of huge foreheads
Posted by: Monstar

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/22/05 05:38 PM

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i told you guys to be patient with frankie, the kid's figuring it out-2 cage-quality comments in one day between this and stormy, princess of huge foreheads



naw dude. ..you got it all wrong.

he's like the dumb brother who gets all F's then one day comes home with a D- and everyone busts a nut...all the while other cats who are scoring A's & B's get over looked.


keep it real. a one hit wonder does not a cage legend make.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/22/05 06:07 PM

i thought those two were pretty funny, in a frankie-sort of way. toe's with me on this one, right?
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/22/05 07:23 PM

Ok I am going to start applying myself again...I just read through this thread for the first time, and it is finally sinking in what I am missing by conscientiously avoiding ADT...I am missing out on the fat immobile sheep (or in AC Creams case ... COWS) grazing in the pasture, helpless, asking to be slaughtered. Nooooo, I am not limiting myself to chasing anorexic Road Runners anylonger, I am taking my ACME Products Suitcase and my "Perverted genius At Large" Business cards and I am finally going over to ADT to "contribute & share"...

I will give 10 bucks in Del Taco Gift certificates to the first XPT smart fuck who figures out my identity over there before my 10th post....I will try not to make it obvious. On a side note, I was always partial to Green Burrito over Del Taco when I lived in So Cal....fucking fat fucks and their fast food addictions....
Posted by: BiG WoRM

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/22/05 07:51 PM

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I will give 10 bucks in Del Taco Gift certificates to the first XPT smart fuck who figures out my identity over there before my 10th post....I will try not to make it obvious. On a side note, I was always partial to Green Burrito over Del Taco when I lived in So Cal....fucking fat fucks and their fast food addictions....



Now this sounds interesting, just be sure to save a copy of what you post over there so that we can read it if Steph decides to delete it.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/22/05 09:26 PM

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i thought those two were pretty funny, in a frankie-sort of way. toe's with me on this one, right?



Sorry JimmyBoston, here's where we part ways. I've tried to look at his drivel as a fake account and as a real person and I see no redeeming qualities. None.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/22/05 10:31 PM

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i told you guys to be patient with frankie, the kid's figuring it out-2 cage-quality comments in one day between this and stormy, princess of huge foreheads




Its bad enough that stormy has a giant forehand but add to that her undersized chin. It makes it difficult to look at her let alone jerk off to her stuff. Sad thing is its probably due to a doctor with bad grip and an accidently dropped baby. Those things happen you know.
Posted by: frankieprnmgcn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/23/05 01:44 AM

Quote:

Quote:

i told you guys to be patient with frankie, the kid's figuring it out-2 cage-quality comments in one day between this and stormy, princess of huge foreheads








keep it real. a one hit wonder does not a cage legend make.




neither does a commonly used statment that is a grammatical nightmare.
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/23/05 05:01 AM

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neither does a commonly used statment that is a grammatical nightmare.



You're one to talk about grammatical nightmares.
Posted by: frankieprnmgcn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/23/05 07:06 AM

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neither does a commonly used statment that is a grammatical nightmare.



You're one to talk about grammatical nightmares.



quiet you.
Posted by: cobalt60

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/23/05 07:06 AM

Bob the Builder? That's cool. I love heavy equipment.
Posted by: frankieprnmgcn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/23/05 07:08 AM

thats too easy.
Posted by: cobalt60

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/23/05 08:27 AM


Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, don't they?

Well, see you around. I don't have anything to say about AC, good or bad. It occurs to me that I would be admitting something to myself about my inability to amuse myself some other way.
Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/24/05 01:33 PM

You Sportswami Wannabes are all the same.
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/24/05 01:43 PM

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You Sportswami Wannabes are all the same.



Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/24/05 04:05 PM

Im surprised your master, Garfield allowed you to post Razor. Shouldnt you be busy rubbing strawberry kiwi lube into your colon right now?
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 05:35 AM

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Im surprised your master, Garfield allowed you to post Razor. Shouldnt you be busy rubbing strawberry kiwi lube into your colon right now?



I'm surprised mommy let you back on her computer after your last meltdown. Grow some balls before you start trying to flame me you wordy faggot.
Posted by: GARFIELD

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 08:49 AM

somtimes I wish I could meet these little bitches like razor in person so I could kick him in his teeth
Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 10:06 AM

Shes not even worth anyones time, shes a step above Frankie only because she seems to post less. Razor im loving the your momma jokes, quite original, why didnt you just say something like your momms so fat she uses the freeway as a slip n slide, or Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck..SNAP. Fuck you Razor, whats your name next week going to be you faggot? If your constant changing of aliases on a message board is any indication of how confused and fucked up you are, I'd probably put you in Smartts category of being a leading candidate for real life role of Buffalo Bill. "Biff rubs the lotion on its Skin, it places the lotion in the basket."
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 10:31 AM

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somtimes I wish I could meet these little bitches like razor in person so I could kick him in his teeth



You need to grow some balls first, Mr. Internet Beer Muscles.

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Shes not even worth anyones time, shes a step above Frankie only because she seems to post less. Razor im loving the your momma jokes, quite original, why didnt you just say something like your momms so fat she uses the freeway as a slip n slide, or Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck..SNAP. Fuck you Razor, whats your name next week going to be you faggot? If your constant changing of aliases on a message board is any indication of how confused and fucked up you are, I'd probably put you in Smartts category of being a leading candidate for real life role of Buffalo Bill. "Biff rubs the lotion on its Skin, it places the lotion in the basket."



Actually I have nothing against your mother. I do feel bad she has a stupid shit of an offspring for a son. Continue with your long winded diatribes and quitting the board like a puss. Let's see another meltdown.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 11:10 AM



I think this thread is starting to mis-direct it's hate. Focus on the picture above.
Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 12:03 PM

I am Look at the bitch Razor's avatar. Who says I quit? Here let me start speaking so that you can understand whats going on.....I am what I eat, pussy. Is that childish enough for your trannie mind? Like I said yesterday shouldnt you be lubing up your colon getting prepared for your double anal shoot that youve got lined up for Evil Angel this afternoon
Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 12:33 PM



Things I see when I look at AC Cream:

Bryant “Big Country” Reeves fat mongoloid brother. Bryant Reeves

A chicken patty between two cheeseburgers.

Man Boobs.

Acne so bad Stridex is thinking of signing his ass.

A douche bag.

A restraining order waiting to happen.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 01:03 PM

excellent points have2--i'm also amused at how his facial hair has grown in so weirdly. i'm attributing this to the inherent difficulty the morbidly-obese face in being able to pull gooey slabs of flesh out of the crevices they form. it must be like trying to shave the inside of an armenian vagina or something.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 01:24 PM

Maybe he's too afraid he will shave all the zit heads off his face and then bleed to death.
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 01:27 PM

I have another gem to share.
AC on myspace
Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 01:40 PM

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Ace's Blurbs
About me:
I am a young man in a point in my life where I need to make a decision for my future. What that is I'm not quite sure yet, but I know it has to happen soon.



2 words: sexual re-assignment.

Since he's already the worlds biggest cunt he might as well get 1 for real.
Posted by: kyoto

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 02:03 PM

AC would be great for my next snuff film. AC plays the guy who milks cows on his grandpa's farm and Melissa is the nasty farmer's cousin's niece. Melissa catches AC attempting to ram his bulbous head into a fertile cow's anus. She decides to punish him. to be continued...
Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 05:46 PM

ladies and gentlemen, even your pets and brazilians---our boy's totally fucking lost it and is on an inventing religions-kick.


"All religion blows. Faith is cool. Spirituality is cool. BUT living your life according to a book another flawed human wrote is non-sense to me.

I personally think we are a banished alien race. From some planet so far off in space we don't even know it exists. I think all the "downed weather balloons" are other banished races that weren't able to survive the trip. I'm not saying everybody should believe this. Just what I believe.

Though I do like Cumwhippers idea....

Kinzie-ism....

As I wake up today,
To Kinzie I pray,
May I meet beautiful women that say,
I'm having such a wonderful day,

May they smile big and bright,
From much joy and delight,
Let them know I'm alright,
so they won't run from fright,

May I find happiness real soon,
Help me not be such a buffoon,
Cause I want to lick on some poon,
Please bring me a Thick.... Dark Haired.... Tinted Skinned.... Sweet.... Respectful.... hottie who loves me so all night we can spoon,

Kinzie if you can help in any way,
Make things happen with all your might,
Tonight when the day is done I will look at the moon,
And say.... Oh beautiful Kinzie all praise be to you.

AC Cream
Posted by: Random

Re: AC Cream tribute thread *DELETED* - 07/25/05 09:42 PM

Post deleted by Random

Fuckin' double post.
Posted by: Random

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/25/05 09:43 PM

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I will give 10 bucks in Del Taco Gift certificates to the first XPT smart fuck who figures out my identity over there before my 10th post....I will try not to make it obvious. On a side note, I was always partial to Green Burrito over Del Taco when I lived in So Cal....fucking fat fucks and their fast food addictions....



Vamp77?
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: AC Cream tribute thread *DELETED* - 07/25/05 09:44 PM

Zartyr?
Posted by: Da Burglar

Why pornography needs to exist.... - 07/26/05 06:30 AM



It serves to prevent specimens like the above Sloth-o Sapien from reproducing, instead allowing the impulse-driven creature to relieve the sexual instinct by imagining his over-stretched sweat socks are actually a female vagina (such as Kinzie Kenner's), thus harmlessly relasing his otherwise hazardous spermatozoa into the environment.

Someone needs to forward this thread to the DOJ to have them re-think the whole "war on obscenity"....


FYI -- I have not begun my invasion of ADT yet ... I am waiting for refill time first week of August or thereabouts.
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/26/05 11:49 AM

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i thought those two were pretty funny, in a frankie-sort of way. toe's with me on this one, right?



Ha, yes. Sorry, I haven't been around to see this. Yeah, frankie amuses me. It would do so even more if I was convinced it was unintentional. We do have some clever fellows here, though. Bitter, but clever.

Posted by: cobalt60

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/26/05 11:56 AM

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I personally think we are a banished alien race. From some planet so far off in space we don't even know it exists. I think all the "downed weather balloons" are other banished races that weren't able to survive the trip. I'm not saying everybody should believe this. Just what I believe.




Dude, pass me some of that blotter.

I liked my "evolving into sea creatures without opposable thumbs" idea better, but I'm admittedly biased.
Posted by: BiG WoRM

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/26/05 07:46 PM

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Zartyr?




That's funny Cleetus

To those of you who have not read Zartyr's posts, he's definitely in a world of his own. Quite possibly the strangest poster at ADT and I don't mean that in a good sense. I'd say that he would be a good target for trolling over there but it seems like Steph is killing threads like there's no tomorrow. She's become so paranoid that almost anything that is even slightly politically incorrect or controversial is the work of a troll and subsequently kills the thread.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/26/05 08:01 PM

i've come to like him, you'd have to watch him for a while to see the true austrian come out but it's there. every now and then he'll say something so profoundly evil about the dynamics of rape or right of the germanic tribes to rule europe steph yells at him for having a low opinion of women and some french person freaks out and says something like "you wicked brutes will never change" to him.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/26/05 09:41 PM

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Zartyr?




That's funny Cleetus

To those of you who have not read Zartyr's posts, he's definitely in a world of his own. Quite possibly the strangest poster at ADT and I don't mean that in a good sense. I'd say that he would be a good target for trolling over there but it seems like Steph is killing threads like there's no tomorrow. She's become so paranoid that almost anything that is even slightly politically incorrect or controversial is the work of a troll and subsequently kills the thread.



You have noticed that too huh. She must be bouncing off the walls with this stuff, and who cares if someone slips through or not what harm would it do. But no to her the lines must stay unbroken, no one gets through the lines.

I love how those guys say there used to be muslim posters over there but they were chased away by the foul crusaders of adt. I guess conservatives are made of sterner stuff because they are under the gun in almost every post over there and yet quite a few of us stick it out. So then I figure I'll check out the porn posts for some "sanity"- no freakin way. She really goes insane in those threads- some guy was asking about a meatholes scene, now I know bubkus about meatholes but I do know the chick hwe wants to see is on the third dvd so I steer him in that direction. The thread goes a little off topic and then Steph appears complaining about newbie trolls who always seem to start a meatholes thread. Funny thing is the next post was from another newbie posting about how meatholes is bad etc. - I wonder if he is considered a troll too.


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Posted by: jamesn

Re: AC Cream tribute thread - 07/26/05 10:18 PM

i love that some guy blatantly admitted to ripping pariah off. yet there's no problem, because he's "mean" so stealing from him is fair game. where's hans burger when you need him?
Posted by: Evil Klown

Re: AC Cream tribute thread *DELETED* - 07/26/05 10:58 PM

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Zartyr?



Damn! That's a low blow Ever since the Euro Lefty professed to being a proud member of the Holy Roman Empire, I'm all for a Line Backer III air campaign over Austria
Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC Cream tribute thread *DELETED* - 08/04/05 10:40 PM

A Quote to resurect this fun thread this quote is from Cindi Loftus in chat this very night. She will be on her way to the porn convention in miami in the morning.

<Cindi_Loftus> AC is meeting me to carry my stuff up to my room.......

Doesn't that say it all?
Posted by: 2cums

Re: AC Cream tribute thread *DELETED* - 08/05/05 12:02 AM

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A Quote to resurect this fun thread this quote is from Cindi Loftus in chat this very night. She will be on her way to the porn convention in miami in the morning.

<Cindi_Loftus> AC is meeting me to carry my stuff up to my room.......

Doesn't that say it all?



GET IN MY BELLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC Cream tribute thread *DELETED* - 08/07/05 11:34 PM

A Quote to resurect this fun thread this quote is from Cindi Loftus in chat this very night. She will be on her way to the porn convention in miami in the morning.

<Cindi_Loftus> AC is meeting me to carry my stuff up to my room.......

Doesn't that say it all?

What it says is that AC is a gentleman who doesn't want me to have to carry my luggage up to my room all by myself. That's what it says. Amazes me that you can take a positive and try to make it sound like a negative
Posted by: JRV

Re: AC Cream tribute thread *DELETED* - 08/08/05 12:36 AM

Do you think Cindi should check her luggage to make sure there aren't any panties missing?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: AC Cream tribute thread *DELETED* - 08/08/05 04:27 AM

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What it says is that AC is a gentleman who doesn't want me to have to carry my luggage up to my room all by myself. That's what it says. Amazes me that you can take a positive and try to make it sound like a negative



What it says to me is restraining order in the making. Do you carry? Are you packing? If I were you i would definitely consider it. But hey, it's your life. Some people like BASE jumping or skydiving or bungee jumping. So you like baiting possible stalkers no ones gonna begrudge you your thrills. Best of luck.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: AC Cream tribute thread *DELETED* - 08/08/05 07:07 AM

Quote:

A Quote to resurect this fun thread this quote is from Cindi Loftus in chat this very night. She will be on her way to the porn convention in miami in the morning.

<Cindi_Loftus> AC is meeting me to carry my stuff up to my room.......

Doesn't that say it all?

What it says is that AC is a gentleman who doesn't want me to have to carry my luggage up to my room all by myself. That's what it says. Amazes me that you can take a positive and try to make it sound like a negative





Is this a pro ac cream post in the ac cream tribute thread. What is the world coming to?.
Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC Cream tribute thread *DELETED* - 08/08/05 09:20 AM

I don't wear panties, silly.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: AC Cream tribute thread *DELETED* - 08/08/05 11:14 AM

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I don't wear panties, silly.



Not including those crotchless ones you wore for me @ the ECVS in Atlantic City, right?
Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: AC Cream tribute thread *DELETED* - 08/08/05 05:45 PM

I thought those edible cherry crotchless panties were yours!