"I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..."

Posted by: Da Burglar

"I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/26/05 04:10 PM

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY??????

A whole new pool of porn talent waiting to be exploited
Posted by: Kami Andrews

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/26/05 05:30 PM

expolited my ass I have tried to book off that site before with no luck
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/26/05 07:07 PM

Quote:

expolited my ass I have tried to book off that site before with no luck





You're crippled too? Youre one of us??
Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/26/05 07:15 PM

My ex Gf's would come on here and tell you that I'm crippled from the waist down. But I shipped those girls back to Ukraine. Anyways, when i looked at that site i was hoping they had down syndrome people on that site. I would love nothing more than to see a person with down syndrome try to fuck another person with down syndrome. How long do you guys think it would take for the two of them to figure out Penis goes into Vagina? They would probably stop for 4 hours to do some fingerpainting and eat some Franks and Beans Franks and Beans. Im going to hell, whos comin with me!
Posted by: Kami Andrews

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/26/05 07:49 PM

no I wanted to book cripples or amputees (pre elegant)
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/26/05 10:30 PM

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no I wanted to book cripples or amputees (pre elegant)




<does Arnold Horshack imitation> OoooH! ooooH! Ooohhh!

What does it pay / What are the rates? Is it based on how normal the cripple looks, or how crippled the cripple looks? I am looking for my Big Break so I can promote my own production of "Parapalegic Penis Posse" and realize my post graduate dream of being the first male crippled pornstar....
Posted by: Kami Andrews

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/26/05 11:52 PM

well i needed amputee chicks. but im not working on that project anymore
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/27/05 12:17 PM

I'm crippled on the inside. Can I fuck you Kami? Please?
Posted by: Kami Andrews

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/27/05 07:05 PM

sure
Posted by: redbeard

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/28/05 11:46 AM

Kami, you certainly are a whore with a heart of gold.
Posted by: Kami Andrews

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/29/05 01:33 AM

or my last brain cells didn't make it through the weekend
Posted by: Shaddup

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." *DELETED* - 06/29/05 04:51 AM

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Posted by: redbeard

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/29/05 12:08 PM

yeah its not funny, but if I was the guy, I think I would really like to have those whores treat me good. Forgetting about money or other things people do for the handicapped; getting them laid, thats real charity.
Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/29/05 12:15 PM

Kami is all about charity...i think she should fuck that guy in that picture above that looks like he just hatched out of some alien cocoon. Im sure he'd rather have the burn he'll get from catching some disease from her versus being burned in a fire again.
Posted by: Shaddup

Re: "I'm too sexy for my wheelchair..." - 06/29/05 02:04 PM

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yeah its not funny




Fuck that. That post had linked pics to amputee porn. Obviously hotlinking is not available and they replaced them with those "not funny" images. Of course, the irrelevant picture showed up.