Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 08/29/0401:26 PM
Maureen O'Sullivan, although she is very old now. Or maybe she died, I don't know. She is the first Jane in the Tarzan movies. She is also Mia Farrow's mother.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 08/30/0404:44 PM
great taste toelicker, boring chicks are boring in bed. pam andersons do nothing for me, they use boobs to try to hide the fact they're insecure, not too smart and will ultimately just get on your nerves no matter hot they are.,
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 08/30/0404:47 PM
Quote: great taste toelicker, boring chicks are boring in bed. pam andersons do nothing for me, they use boobs to try to hide the fact they're insecure, not too smart and will ultimately just get on your nerves no matter hot they are.,
Hey, thanks dude, I agree.
Who can tell me where Tricia Helfer is from? I mean is she an actress, a model, an athlete, all of the above?
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 09/01/0412:59 PM
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Quote: Oh, I forgot about Scarlett Johannson. I can't find any revealing pics of her that are worth posting, but you get the idea:
Found a couple.
Yeah!!! Good job have2cit!
You know, that second one really doesn't look like her. I would be very surprised if it was. She seems very guarded about showing skin. But hey, maybe it's her. I'll stroke to it anyway!
Re: LINDSAY FUCKIN LOHAN, YOU FAGS - 09/04/0404:35 PM
Quote: Lindsey fuckin lohan, you fags
Yeah, she is cute. But pics like that are so airbrushed it doesn't even look like the same person. I saw Catherine Zeta Jones on the cover of W the other day, and she had amazingly lost about 40 pounds! What a photographer.
Claire Forlani is a truly beautiful woman. That guy in the pic is turned around looking at his own dick!!!
Yes, Alexis Bledel, aka Rory Gilmore. I wanna do her and Lauren Graham at the same time...but only if they stay in mother/daughter character...or else it's the rubber hose for the both of 'em.
Robin Meade's body makes me angry--she looks so fucking good--didn't she have a baby last year? She never wears a loose shirt--it's always some tight one and she has the best tits...grrrrr
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/26/0909:20 AM
Quote: Vinita Nair - World News Now
She's gorgeous! I remember one night when i couldn't sleep i was watching World News Now and she had really cute glasses on...the guy that co-anchors w/her talked about her looking like a naughty librarian and she just laughed it off...that is all
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 11/03/0908:29 PM
they actually have told me that. not often. but it happens. my mannerisms aren't like a girl, though. i don't act effeminant (sp? fuck i'm lazy) even if i go into bitchy queen. hahaha.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 11/10/0901:13 AM
Quote: That redhead chick from MythBusters.
I would tear a hole thru her. Although, judging by the new season, someone already did and something else is about to. She is super preggo and about ready to pop. She is now MILF territory.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 11/15/0908:29 AM
Amazing ass, fantastic tits, or her gorgeous face. I wouldn't know where to shoot my first of a million loads with this fine specimen. Goddamn...maybe balls deep inside that Spanish pussy, yes.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 11/22/0908:09 AM
Mimi Rodgers. I'm too lazy to load a pic but I spent yesterday playing poker with her and for an over 40 whore that used to be Tom Cruise's beard she is fucking hot. And has one of the best racks on the planet.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 11/22/0911:44 AM
Quote: I'm in love with Parker Posey
Saw her once at a NYC bar in 2000 or 2001 where she was drunk and ranting about "NBC SUCKS!!" Something to do with how she was treated while taping a "Will & Grace", IIRC.
She spent most of the evening talking with my assistant [whose boyfriend of the week was a part owner of the bar]. I spent that evening imagining the two of them together.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 03/15/1005:13 PM
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She looks a bit like Jenna Haze before the drugs.
Freestylah,
I am very worried. Please rush to your local ophthalmolgist's office immediately. Just bring them a picture of Alessandra Ambrosio and Jenna Haze and tell them they look the same to you and I think they'll work you in as an emergency case.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 03/15/1008:14 PM
cara seymour
just for old time sake. she's been playing on my mind. i know the train would probably go off the rails right away once i took in the sights and scents of her undercarriage, leaving me to reel in the broken glass of fantasy completely shattered by reality, so for health reasons mostly the idea will remain an idea.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 03/15/1008:46 PM
panzur's piss stained grandmother (props to mopez for the find)
anyone that's enjoyed the comforts that a woman with no teeth may afford a man, well.. yeah, WOW. back when gladiators fought and died I bet there was extreme bloodshed, gore and maybe even sex when the Lady of the house (pictured) was horney and needed some gladiator pickle shoved up into her tubes. back then romance was still alive and multi-generational- clearly at some point we lost our way.
even just one kiss from carl malden here and i'd be over the moon so doofus pause shit eaters #5 for a minute and relay a message- time to clear out the cobwebs winter's over.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/24/1005:31 AM
Annabella Sciorra <speechless>
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i love Armenian girls, Kim and Kourtney are hot. id fuck Kim in the ass so hard her ass cheeks would deflate. the mother is ehhh, after a few brewskies id probably let her suck my dick. the lesser Kardashian sister doesnt do it for me at all, i cant get a stiffy when chicks look like trannies.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 03/31/1008:30 PM
Quote: And for good measure this simple bitch
Agreed Sonny.... Th^t whore just fucken does it for me and don't waste your time with the "she's stupid" shit. I already have one that knows everything so it's all good.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 03/31/1009:24 PM
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Agreed Sonny.... Th^t whore just fucken does it for me and don't waste your time with the "she's stupid" shit. I already have one that knows everything so it's all good.
Never mind that she's stooopid. She was on Letterman a few days ago. Time and excess calories have not been kind.
I'd still fuck her, but she is teetering on the edge of has-been.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 04/01/1010:47 PM
I just saw this, and would really like my girl to make friends w/Anna Paquin so I could fuck her hard. I never knew she was bi. No wonder that dude on her show left his wife. Hope its not an April Fool's joke.
Re: Non-porn girl you really want 2 fuck real HARD - 07/26/1006:34 PM
Quote: the munster can eat shit.shes basically quit aots for acting.well see how that works out for her.
Right. Fuck that bitch for going and being successful. What's wrong with her? She should be happy pandering to and teasing comic book fags and gamer dorks who can't get a real woman to spread for them! What fuckin' nerve...whore!!
Re: Non-porn girl you really want 2 fuck real HARD - 07/27/1001:25 AM
lol its just been annoying having her gone and then its some big deal when she decides to come back for two eps.they shouldve replaced her awhile back.i wish her the best but her acting skills arent exactly great.
Re: Non-porn girl you really want 2 fuck real HARD - 08/03/1002:28 AM
Tattoo on her twat? That's a porn girl even if she doesn't make XXX videos for sale. That bitch has undoubtedly sucked and fucked on cell phone videos many times over, but since we don't know her name nobody's bothered to upload the videos.
on her website it says her house you can watch her place on webcam 24/7 so im sure she must get fucked on film more often but officially shes just a model.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 07/25/1209:23 PM
+1 to Michelle Jenneke, and I'll add Alenka Bikar, who gets bonus points for being Eastern European and therefore soulless, and for having a porn-whore tattoo to go with her epic porn-whore ass. I like the fourth shot: Bikar shaves that beaver.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 07/26/1212:07 AM
Originally Posted By: have2cit
I had no idea who Audrina Patridge was until I looked at these pictures, still don't, but now I am her biggest fan.
basically was on an mtv reality show,has had fake tits since being a teenager,and did one of the sexiest carls jrs commercials to date.google for topless pics.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 07/26/1203:00 PM
Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
+1 to Michelle Jenneke, and I'll add Alenka Bikar, who gets bonus points for being Eastern European and therefore soulless, and for having a porn-whore tattoo to go with her epic porn-whore ass. I like the fourth shot: Bikar shaves that beaver.
mr. admiral.... i'd just like to point out this russian treat. she jumps...she gets dirty...she holds a russian record.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 07/26/1205:28 PM
Very nice. Darya Klishina gets bonus points for the whore tattoo on her bum, and for having a very pretty face (much more attractive without makeup, it seems). Alenka Bikar is not nearly so pretty. In fact, Bikar's face seems to have been neglected altogether by photographers, for some unknown reason.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 07/26/1209:44 PM
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Yes. Me like the Darya girl. And the bigoted Greek Olympics girl.
Voula Papachristou! Here's a snap of her in an XPT-approved ass-up, face-down-in-the-dirt position. Plus, she reportedly hates niggers. That's not so important to me, but to this crowd it seems to be a real plus.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 07/26/1210:08 PM
I would definitely encourage Voula to get a whorish tattoo on her bum like Darya Klishina. Ideally, a big one on her hip like Adrianna Nicole or Sadie West. And definitely I would try to get her hooked on meth like Sadie West, because in the initial stages of use or for a dabbler, it makes the user a non-stop fuckbeast. Probably, since she hates niggers I would insist that I want to watch her get fucked by one. Basically, I'd ruin Voula's life before I ditched her.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 07/26/1211:03 PM
Originally Posted By: The Meat
That high hurdle runner:
I hope she put some Vaseline on her nipples before the race. Those titties were bouncing pretty hard in that singlet. Her nipples might have been rubbed raw.
I like the way those two Spanish girls are looking at her during her warm-up dance.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 07/27/1206:39 AM
I like this trend of attractive female athletes. It started with the tennis players and has progressed to track and field. If we could get it to branch out to basketball maybe we could boost the attendance at WNBA games.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 07/27/1207:25 AM
There must have come a point where dumb hot chicks realized they could get in to college by translating working out to actual sports. I'm gonna have top hit the bar to watch some of the games.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 07/27/1207:48 AM
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: have2cit
I had no idea who Audrina Patridge was until I looked at these pictures, still don't, but now I am her biggest fan.
basically was on an mtv reality show,has had fake tits since being a teenager,and did one of the sexiest carls jrs commercials to date.google for topless pics.
Anyone too lazy to google on their own, I put some topless pics in the celeb thread.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 07/27/1211:02 PM
Saw the hurdler dance a few days ago and it was great, but get any closer and you will see how fugly she is. That just kills the dance for me. I don't like ugly people dancing in front of me. Pole Vaulter, Allison Stokke, is much hotter than that whore. But none of these bitches could top my introductory wanks, Rachel Stevens and Topanga. lol
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 07/28/1212:48 PM
Originally Posted By: clown wanks
Saw the hurdler dance a few days ago and it was great, but get any closer and you will see how fugly she is. That just kills the dance for me. I don't like ugly people dancing in front of me. Pole Vaulter, Allison Stokke, is much hotter than that whore. But none of these bitches could top my introductory wanks, Rachel Stevens and Topanga. lol
While not stellar I think Michelle Jenneke would clean up quite nicely. And that body is just simply amazing.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 07/28/1204:18 PM
So the Olympics aren't completely worthless. They've exposed us to foreign beautiful souls we'd probably never hear of. I really am grooving on the ass up face down Greek girl. Too bad her stepdad didn't molest her so she could channel that drive into doing double anal.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 08/01/1208:30 PM
I like the ginger^^. We used to get LA news. That weather skank on the Fox affiliate. Jillian something. Her unbelievable hottness was overwhelmed by her Jenny McCarthy loudness.
The MILF whore at the desk when I dropped off my mortgage payment. Probably 50, bleach blonde, sluttish perfume, great nails and jewelry, black slacks and DDs crammed into a long sleeved white sweater. On a 95 degree day. I honestly came home and pleasured myself to the thought of the degrading things I'd put her through if given a chance.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 08/07/1201:26 AM
Congrats to the rest of the news business for jumping on the hot chicks/ no talent bandwagon. They owe a debt to Fox News.
Any of the female panel tonight on Red Eye. Ann Coulture. Michelle Motherfuckin Malkin. Sarah Palin. McCain's chubby daughter. And his facelifted wife.
Don't worry, hataz. I just be baitin ya, as tri would say.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 08/07/1206:13 AM
The chick from this video.
I have no idea who she is. The song isn't great, but it's worth watching even with the sound off. Wait for the part with the red bikini top in the boat.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 08/09/1205:21 PM
Reminds me of the clip where the chick shot a bear out of a tree, then her dude bent her over the carcass, pulled her pants down and plowed her. That was hot.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 08/10/1204:47 AM
Maria Sharapova
Now that her "engagement" to Sasha is apparently off, maybe IMG and Nike will sign me to a contract to be her next beard. If I'm really lucky, it might even be a one-year contract.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 08/19/1201:59 PM
Originally Posted By: have2cit
I wonder if her last name is accurate. The crazier the whore the better the pussy.
The first time is a crap shoot. She could be so crazy that she doesn't give it a second thought. Or she could be all crazy nervous and stop the proceedings.
After a few times and she's comfortable with you, that's the sweet spot.
Long term. Eek. The crazy will make her want to destroy you before you destroy her.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 08/20/1207:37 PM
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
sara varone.secret fact italians are spics too thats why their language is so close to spanish.
Yes, back in the day, Italian and Spanish women were fucked senseless by dirty Muslim North African Saracens. Unfortunately, there were no birth control pills then.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 08/20/1209:08 PM
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Yeah, I hadn't realized her (Sarah McLachlan's) ass was so nice. Maybe I should pay more attention.
I certainly have been. Sarah McLachlan's been on the Admiral's fave list for quite a while, and seeing her concert videos where she stands and tickles the ivories has made it abundantly clear her rear is quite nice. She's just an all-around nice-looking, intelligent and talented woman. Hate her politics, though. But what performer isn't kind of a nit-wit in the final analysis?
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 08/26/1210:52 AM
I like tha part in that show where the mean guy's like "I propose a pugilistic contest between Mr. Bohannan and his negroe nemesis". That made me laugh. I like old timey racist shit.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 08/26/1203:35 PM
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
The tattooed whore from Hell on Wheels. I like the huge titted madam too. Couldn't find a name or pic.
that one?
never seen the show though.
The left one is the tattooed soul. She spent some time with our noble native brothers and got her face mutilated for her trouble. Historically inaccurate, of course.
The madam is a blonde huge titted thing with a penchant for low cut bodices.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 08/27/1207:08 AM
They rolled over a few Spics, a few Czechs, some Pollacks, and the French retards too stupid to cover their own flanks. Every WAR they started, they lost in the end and so much more.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/02/1206:10 PM
While racism follows its own rules, it is interesting that something like the creature pictured would warrant sexual desire. At all. By anyone. Diamond Jackson. Leilani Leeane. This here is on the level of Figgy and his fetish, fucking Christ.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/02/1206:41 PM
I've always been down with Figgy's fetish(es). Old broads, fatties, big asses, big tits. All right up my ally. It boils down to individual taste. If we all liked the same thing, what would we talk about?
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/06/1209:16 AM
some guy came with an envelope yesterday and by the time i threw on some bball shorts and went downstairs he stuck an envelope about short selling the house and it had this card for the realtor pictured above.theres a bigger version of that pic on it and i cant stop looking at it.too bad we already have a realtor coming by friday to take pics.i wouldve loved trying to ask this one if i could take pics of her.oh well.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/06/1206:33 PM
so the realtor came just a little while ago.pretty sexy mature lightskinned black woman.mightve been half and half.great set of big tits on her too.kind of caught me off guard because i had just finished working out.i wasnt expecting her till tomorrow so of course i answered all sweaty.definitely a pleasant surprize.ill be sure to slip her into my jerk session when i watch a dvd tonight.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/08/1206:14 PM
good call carebear.posted the first outfit of amber rose because it amazes that she can pull of dressing in something suited for a guy better than most guys dress nowadays.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/15/1212:06 AM
There's maybe 3 old broads at my new gig that I'd really love to bone. One is almost a close talker and very touchy and squeezy. You know, she puts her hand on like your forearm, then gives it a squeeze. A firm squeeze. Not hard, but firm like a good handshake. She also has a better handshake than most men. She's a tiny little thing and my hand just swallowed hers up. I actually did a horrible handshake because her hand was so small I was afraid I might hurt her. So I was kind of dead fishy and let go too early. It was mortifying.
A good handshake is important. Met one of my girl's cousins last month. He's like 20 and a mechanic. Softest handshake ever. How could you trust your car to someone with that weak of a handshake?
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/15/1203:09 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
A firm squeeze. Not hard, but firm like a good handshake. She also has a better handshake than most men. She's a tiny little thing and my hand just swallowed hers up. I actually did a horrible handshake because her hand was so small I was afraid I might hurt her. So I was kind of dead fishy and let go too early. It was mortifying.
A good handshake is important.
I have heard from more than one lady that, in a business setting, they look for a firm handshake from a man. For most men, it would seem counter intuitive for a guy to do so, perhaps even ungentlemanly. Consider it a test of sorts. The question being asked is if she is your equal.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/15/1206:28 PM
I totally failed, then. It's funny, tho, because it was my mom who really taught me how to shake hands. Then I surprised my dad when he came home. I've been working the Boy pretty much every day since he was 3 to shake and say "I'm very glad to meet you".
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/22/1204:49 PM
It's called a Belfast Smile, or something like that. I noticed it's what he gave Jimmy at the end of Season 3, so I did a little research. It's not a kayfabe scar. He earned it hardway.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/22/1208:07 PM
For a long time, Tina Fey wouldn't talk about the scar, but I think she finally ended up explaining it recently. Of course, I forgot what she said. I remember there used to a stripper up here with a thick corkscrew scar that wrapped around her body a couple of times. I told her once that she looked like God got drunk and tried to open her with a can opener. For some reason she didn't want to talk about it.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/23/1206:31 AM
I saw the commercials for that show before it premiered. And the show seemed to be more about her ridiculous tits than it did about cake. Or maybe I just care more about tits than cake.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/26/1212:18 AM
She really is. Is that show of hers something? I watched maybe half the first season, because I really wanted it to be good...I wanted her to be a great actress, not just a set of magnificent funbags...and that fucking puffy lipped mouth of hers. You know that she can suck her own nipples. And it would look fantastic.
Anyway, I fucking hated that show. It was so bad, it was almost campy. Almost. Which made it all the sadder. But apparently it's a big deal. Isn't it on during RAW?
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/26/1212:47 AM
i actually loved the show.great jokes and tail to look at.her character does come off as kind of too sarcastic and jaded at times but whatever.and yeah she must have fun with those tits of hers.just picture her laying in bed banging herself with her favorite vibrator while sucking on her fave tittie.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/28/1206:37 PM
ya...that's kinda what i was getting at with the taller/shorter question.
you'd think the taller one has control of the spinal column and all that entails. so she's either digging or hating the pounding while the attached is just along for the ride.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/28/1206:59 PM
I read a biography about Chang and Eng (IIRC), the original "Siamese" twins. They married sisters...unattached...and had like 35 kids between them. I was always curious how conjoined sex went in the Victorian Age. I mean, we all want to imagine everyone jumping on in, but it was a different time and I've always doubted it went that way.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 10/08/1211:07 AM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
She was the Next Big Thing for about 10 minutes.
I remember she played one of,if not the first openly gay women on television(in a 'positive' light) on some soap opera in the mid 80s. Drove my dad nuts.
Don't think the character lasted long. Different era I guess.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 10/20/1210:11 AM
Originally Posted By: VW/Velvet
Don't you dare judge me!
So if she/them were just kinda walking around and you came running around the corner and nailed that thing with a clothesline, can it officially be called a "double clothesline", at least in a non-traditional sense, maybe?
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 11/05/1201:29 PM
If you are use a condom. Michael Weinstein says sex with girls is icky, so be sure to cover up to prevent a rampant outbreak of the AIDS because you may not always have gypsy tears on hand to cure it.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 11/05/1202:44 PM
Barry's reference to Khandi Alexander in the HPOTD thread got me thinking of the violin broad in Treme. 1/2 Korean, 1/2 Italian. She fits the dirt merchant hippie chick bill perfectly in that show. Here she is showing some cleaveage though.
And while I was on IMDB finding that whores name, I notice the lil slut that plays the lawyer broad's daughter is 18 now, so it is OK to list her here, even if she looks like she should be halfway through her first semester of high school.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 11/15/1203:49 PM
There was a morning workout gal years ago that had the Denise Austin thing going on. Totally blanking her name and show, but my ex hated her because it was required getting ready for work viewing.
ESPN had a morning workout show, too. Lots of weights and such. a bunch of really hot women, but they had this old skank that really worked for me.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 11/16/1211:29 AM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
There was a morning workout gal years ago that had the Denise Austin thing going on. Totally blanking her name and show, but my ex hated her because it was required getting ready for work viewing.
ESPN had a morning workout show, too. Lots of weights and such. a bunch of really hot women, but they had this old skank that really worked for me.
I think it was Bodyshaping. The lead girl on that show, Jennifer Dempster is married to Chris Fowler of ESPN Game Day (with Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit).
I remember the older skank. She was hot. Wish I could remember her name.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 11/24/1211:21 PM
Come on now, yer name is frankie figgs, not frankie fibs. You know Oprah's ginormous chocolate melons are right up your alley. That light skinned bitch is all bra pad.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 11/29/1203:10 PM
caught half an hour of the miami housewives earlier.and i pick these four.
also saw the trailer for this show.the arabian barbie is so hot.
id save up my cum for a week so i could blow a huge load all over her face,hair,and tits.the oldest miami housewife too.although im sure at that age the last time she saw a huge wad blown was in a dvd so i could just not pound off for a day before and shed still be impressed.powdered cum lifestyle might not make it.
edit the other spic isnt showing up and theres another one.theyre both hot but hard to find pics of so theres this
they look pretty much the same but laurent is hotter.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 12/02/1208:53 PM
Hot old cunt. I've loved every stage of hers. The fat early 80s, the huge Tammy Wynette hair of the 70s. The super skinny plastic fantastic of the 90s. The Skelator's sister of today. Carl's a durned lucky not having to work guy.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 12/03/1207:21 AM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Hot old cunt. I've loved every stage of hers. The fat early 80s, the huge Tammy Wynette hair of the 70s. The super skinny plastic fantastic of the 90s. The Skelator's sister of today. Carl's a durned lucky not having to work guy.
They don't make the fake ones like that anymore. Must have been the 80-90's technology.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 12/20/1201:00 AM
I have a friend who was Dolly's onstage audio engineer in the late 80s early 90s. He told me once that she was a riot and filthy as hell. She would say crazy shit to him all the time trying to make him blush and stuff. Things like "did you get laid last night, let me smell your pecker".
IT FUCKING IS THE FUCKING SHIT, YOU IDIOTIC BOTTOM FEEDER!
Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
Thanks Pipe.
PS: I hope you get raped in a Georgian prison and then die from flesh-eating staph.
Originally Posted By: PipeD
You just crawl back into the Turkish bathhouse you were held captive in since mommy got tired of you as the fruit of too much back-alley experimentation on retards and hope that Ahmed is not going to want you to felch him until your gums bleed out again.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 12/29/1203:44 AM
That's Sofia Vergara days ago. God damn she's smokin' hot at 40. That Agent Provocateur swimsuit is awesome, and it should be at $400. I just bought one for a whore I know, who is 90% as hot as Sofia Vergara.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 01/04/1305:52 PM
Quote:
Saw the hurdler dance a few days ago and it was great, but get any closer and you will see how fugly she is. That just kills the dance for me. I don't like ugly people dancing in front of me. Pole Vaulter, Allison Stokke, is much hotter than that whore. But none of these bitches could top my introductory wanks, Rachel Stevens and Topanga. lol
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 01/16/1305:37 AM
Velvet Sky,she lives in the same neighborhood as me. I have known her for years. Sucks she is dating Chris Sabin. Cause I so want to shove my tongue up her asshole.
Last year for my birthday she took me to see Dredd 3D.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 01/18/1306:01 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
She never shows her box...
yup...thus the stupid faces. annoying.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 01/18/1306:10 PM
Tierny-fied. No, wait, she showed it alright, and I still have the pics she whined to get pulled on copyright reasons.
I should say Cassandrafied.
Floofin whine in 3... 2... 1...
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 01/18/1307:04 PM
This was the one. She PM'd me to have it taken down on "copyright" grounds. She was too stupid to realize I wasn't JRV, but instead the guy she sparked a war with.
JRV seems to jump the gun on "copyright" issues when it comes to certain persons. There's several more of these. Are you and tierney and cassandra still so butthurt over "raoul" that you think we shouldn't arbitrate this "copyright" business?
It's up to you guys. I'm happy to let 2007 remain in the past.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 02/13/1301:25 PM
For those who remember that horrible beast Michelle Jenneke, the dancing hurdler, she's blighting the pages of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition this week:
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/05/1307:07 AM
Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
I would like to spread her buns and lick the ass-crack
And suck his cock, looking at the pic. Futurist.
Why do you say bad thing like that? I only want the ass-crack and butthole. I do not want the gay stuff.
Alex, the cock comes with trannies, it's part of the package. Try a girl, they also have ass-cracks and buttholes. A girl is just like a tranny only with 100% less penis.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/05/1304:03 PM
lemme ungay this thread
sandra lee
The cornerstone of this domestic empire is Ms. Lee’s “semi-homemade” philosophy, which involves mixing fresh foods with pre-made ingredients.
“I think women today are so overwhelmed and overtaxed. … Nobody makes bouillabaisse from scratch. It’s all a bunch of malarkey. Even the restaurants buy a commercial-grade product,” Ms. Lee said.
i agree with that.i like to make italian food but making my own sauce all the time isnt practical or economical.youd have to be a snobby cunt to expect fresh made sauces all the time unless youre at a restaraunt.i make a mean sauce though.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/10/1306:51 PM
noticed a poster version of this painting i have in my kitchen by jennifer garrant online
and was looking for the matching one as an actual painting but couldnt find it(i decided against it when i picked the first one up and after seeing the poster i remember why) but anyway jens son married this big titted wonder
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/22/1310:21 PM
i think emmy rossum is the only reason shameless is still on.i only caught the first season,but then when id have showtime again id watch part of an ep here or there.its like theyre stuck in the same rut every season.now the fucking puerto rican wife that wasnt the guys wife is back?i dig the black neighbors fakies also.
i think shes more than a 5 though lou.shes a cutie.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/27/1302:08 PM
After watching a few of the episodes of Blue, I think I need to pitch a show called The Page. All these humanizing whores w/ high end escort/Pretty Woman type shows are getting boring. I think a blue collar perv's interactions w/ BackPage's $250/hr whores would be much more interesting. A junkie here a stripper thay needs extra cash there, with a few trafficked Russians and Brazilians mixed in. Key would be the rotation of actresses playing shores. The guest stars would drive ratings.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/27/1302:39 PM
Alexis Texas blow-job scenes should do an adequate appropriation to better visualise meats presented above. Pan down and it's ass wonder time though. This is connected.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/27/1303:07 PM
Come on, once more. Why the rather extreme distaste for implants, seemingly wihtout any exception? No good implants in porn or just no interest in them?
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/27/1303:44 PM
They look unnatural, even comical. Like a parody of boobs. They are usually implanted with ugly scars. [see anchor] Rather see REAL boobs made by nature/God than ones any tranny could buy.
It especially bothers me when a girl's got really nice boobs and then RUINS them [see Brynn Tyler and Mirage/Briana Banks].
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/27/1303:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
After watching a few of the episodes of Blue, I think I need to pitch a show called The Page. All these humanizing whores w/ high end escort/Pretty Woman type shows are getting boring. I think a blue collar perv's interactions w/ BackPage's $250/hr whores would be much more interesting. A junkie here a stripper thay needs extra cash there, with a few trafficked Russians and Brazilians mixed in. Key would be the rotation of actresses playing shores. The guest stars would drive ratings.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/28/1312:33 AM
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
When did Julia Stiles grow tits?
Implants or superbra?
She's not 18 anymore, as she was in 10 Things I Hate About You. She is also no longer a vegan. So at 30, she has matured from a skinny lil thing w/ a tight ass into a curvy woman. Great progression in my opinion. She looks the same, just fuller. Probably bursting w/ juice.
I find it sad that she was blackballed for fucking some dude, maybe Dexter or someone on the show, I forget. Dude's wife has connections and cock blocked her from getting decent work for a while. I believe I read it got to the point where Julia called the woman and begged her to back off. She doesn't have an acting credit on her wiki between Dexter in 2010 and Silver Linings Playbook in 2012, where she was like 9th in the credits. Now she seems to be paying a penance playing a whore on an internet show.
Pokies in season 2 episode 8. Prolly the closest we will get to tits out.
She is a Mets fan, like some of you guys. So instead of a screen cap, I'll throw y'all a bone and post a pic of her throwing out the first pitch at a Mets game in 2006.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/28/1310:41 AM
I didn't even have that one locked and loaded. I think it came up when I was Googling "Julia Stiles affair" and I was still on Google Image Search from looking up "Julia Stiles butt".
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/28/1303:35 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
After watching a few of the episodes of Blue, I think I need to pitch a show called The Page. All these humanizing whores w/ high end escort/Pretty Woman type shows are getting boring. I think a blue collar perv's interactions w/ BackPage's $250/hr whores would be much more interesting. A junkie here a stripper thay needs extra cash there, with a few trafficked Russians and Brazilians mixed in. Key would be the rotation of actresses playing shores. The guest stars would drive ratings.
It wouldn't be women using their sexuality to empower themselves. That doesn't fit the narrative that's being put forth. I'd watch it.
Harris Faulkner from Fox News. Love her on Red Eye. She tries to hang, but just can't. The fear flashes in her eyes while she holds the perfect mid-west anchorwhore smile.
So if this dumb whore dies from alcohol poisoning and you're into necrophilia, how long do you think you could fuck her corpse before it would stink up the place? She's practically embalmed herself already.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/06/1305:50 PM
Little mexican bitch is ultra cute....I got linked to this crap somehow...I guess she used to be on a kid's show or something? haha,........Her idea of a bad boy apparently is some hipster wigger in a cosby sweater. I'd cave that faggots skull in then shove a jalapeno up her ass and chorizo down the her throat, Let Big Red and Bootleg fight over the scraps.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/18/1308:34 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
1979 called. They want their hard on back.
I skim read your post as "they want their hair back" and was about to call you a fucking retard for talking about a picture that was probably taken in 1979
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/18/1308:59 PM
You SKIM READ me???!?!?!? How utterly insulting. Go check out that Quote Of The Day thread, my prose is practically its life blood. My words are to be savored and enjoyed, like the waxed anus of an 18 year old girl, fresh from the shower. Skim read. Pfft.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/19/1302:49 AM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You SKIM READ me???!?!?!? How utterly insulting. Go check out that Quote Of The Day thread, my prose is practically its life blood. My words are to be savored and enjoyed, like the waxed anus of an 18 year old girl, fresh from the shower. Skim read. Pfft.
Well, after the stupidity you puked out about Syrian chemical weapons I find anything you have to say dubious.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/19/1304:15 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
What was that, they should all gas each other; just strikes/no boots, or the chemicals came from Iraq?
It was the swallowing of the western news media lie that the Syrian government was gassing it's own population, when we really don't know too well who the fuck was trying to gas who, but the physical evidence we do have points to it being more than likely to have been inflicted by FSA scumbags, the supposed "good guys" who are backed by NATO and the U.S.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/19/1307:28 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Fuck Israel too. Only middle eastern country I don't mind is Turkey. I have met many nice people from Turkey.
Has Syria denied using any chemical weapons? Have they owned up to possessing them?
Even if they used chemical weapons by who's authority would the United States have to question such actions? They never signed that treaty for one thing. Why are chemical weapons considered more abhorrent than, let's say people being skilled alive and having arms and legs slowly sawed off in Darfur? Because if you don't have oil under your land or you can't sell a big rebuilding contract or a big Haliburton contract to make a few assholes in the pentagon tens of millions more dollars the United States really doesn't give a shit what kind of "horrible" things are happening in your country (I feel like I've said this exact same thing before, don't give a fuck if I have) .....At least we agree Isreal needs to be allowed to live or die with out it being propped up by the empire...After all it would be the libertarian thing to do to let them pull themselves up by their own boot straps and be self sufficient.
Oh yeah, nice early to mid 2000 actress that is now I assume on the z list. She seems like she'd be down for some dirty dickin' ....made me think of another 15 minutes of fame-er Bijou Phillips....I love the little air space between her thighs in the blue jeans .......there used to be a picture of this little piglet pulling her jeans down to reveal a thong while her little midget fingers clutched a cigarette, nice and trashy, sadly I can't seem to locate such photo now.
Naomi Watts also needs a fierce railing
I think it's the slimy masturbation of death scene in Lost Highway and Sean Pen chowing her box in 21 Grams that do it for me.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/19/1308:16 PM
Selma Blair seems to fit this category nicely...I remember her on Conan O'Brien a decade ago talking about how she didn't know what the word cunnilingus meant.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/22/1312:46 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/22/1306:17 AM
^You may as well settle in for some self-loathing and push-ups, 'cause not even the great unwashed are fucking your whiny, pimply carcass.
Sawbuck sez ol' ceramic dogshite scrapes together his sheckles to bail her out after some "action" against "the man," only to have her bang the legal aid lawyer.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/25/1301:21 AM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
^You may as well settle in for some self-loathing and push-ups, 'cause not even the great unwashed are fucking your whiny, pimply carcass.
Sawbuck sez ol' ceramic dogshite scrapes together his sheckles to bail her out after some "action" against "the man," only to have her bang the legal aid lawyer.
And the peanut gallery continues to drool and giggle their insipid soulless cackles. Less like human laughter and more like the brays of mindless animals.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 11/13/1306:57 PM
My affection for her grew from the hundreds of hours we've spent online together, waiting for the load indicator to finish. I felt I kind of knew her, in some sort of deep and meaningful way, but believed I would never learn any more about her. Now I have a name.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 11/14/1306:11 PM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
meisha tate...
ronda rousey will probably knock her box off when it's all said and done but for now meisha is what makes the ultimate fighter show work.
Gotta love a broad who can take a punch. If a good looking female MMA whore went into escorting, she could charge some stellar rates for Full Contact Fucking. Maybe Pay Per Bruise, with a Stitches Bonus.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 12/03/1306:25 PM
ronda is going to do bad bad things to her. beyond the type of bad things this crowd enjoys.
and that's because she's this>< close to being a dude. ever hear ronda speak?. it's a low monotone bordering on a drone...an octave below what it should be because she's worked on it and just enough to make you think she might not be juiced because she's worked on it.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 12/03/1307:02 PM
I figure Rousey for an OCD, Asperger's drone. If it wasn't judo and fitness, she would be have the 6th largest N*SYNC collection in the world and an addiction to Baconators.
Broads should have to fight topless and wearing boy shorts. Maybe a cotton sports bra. No friggin 4 layers of spandex squishin they titties up.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 12/03/1307:19 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
They are all on juice. There is no doubting that.
it's beyond that now.... watch lindsay vonn and any other pro athlete recover from their injuries. your typical dumbfuck announcer will assert its due to their "incredible competitive spirit and will to win".
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 12/22/1301:12 PM
That site's a forgotten abortion of the internet, Jerky.
Downloaded with JDownloader and looked at with a higher resolution, it's pretty obvious those are mediocre fake pics with visible blurred lines around the face and hair.
The Nichols seems to wear a padded bra in Continuum, thus her tits aren't as big and, looking at some bikini pics online, her arms aren't as skinny either.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 05/05/1408:00 AM
I agree on the lil brunette from Suits. One of the nice things about that show is that in every episode they seem to work in an ass shot of each broad in a tight skirt.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/08/1411:57 AM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Originally Posted By: PrimeD
Bullshit and a weak diversion, sheep-shagger.
.reggahs-peehs ,noisrevid kaew a dna tihslluB
Redrum. Nothing for the alcoholic in you, mister animal cruelty.
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: PrimeD
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I've actually been wondering if Hannah Stocking has an ass implant. It seems out of proportion to the rest of her thinly framed body.
Bullshit and a weak diversion, sheep-shagger.
Every few episodes on Star Trek, they had to have one where next to nothing happens to save money. People got stuck in a confined area or a shuttle floated through empty space.
Apparently Mongo Tubby does something similar out of necessity and limited resources most of the time being a useless cuntling here.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/08/1412:10 PM
Sorry squeek, I can't throw the ball for you to fetch today. You'll have to seduce someone else to come play with you today. Poor useless squeek, needs a play pal.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 09/08/1402:10 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Get it going; your future peers don't have time to waste.
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Sorry squeek, I can't throw the ball for you to fetch today. You'll have to seduce someone else to come play with you today. Poor useless squeek, needs a play pal.
Hopped up twister, you monged around earlier today, looking for attention, taking a moment while not engaging in celebrity load lust and now pretend otherwise. Lala lame.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 10/18/1406:42 PM
Black bitch at work who's like 6 foot one. There seems to be some low key sexual tension between us. The other day she sat next to me during a conference. She went out of her way to smile. Started kicking the back of my chair like pulling a girls pig tales (I guess that would make me the bitch?) then gave a devious mock apology. I want to eat her choco taco.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 10/18/1407:04 PM
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Black bitch at work who's like 6 foot one. There seems to be some low key sexual tension between us. The other day she sat next to me during a conference. She went out of her way to smile. Started kicking the back of my chair like pulling a girls pig tales (I guess that would make me the bitch?) then gave a devious mock apology. I want to eat her choco taco.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 10/18/1409:24 PM
body type? thin legs with a huge ass. semi fat toros medium small tits. hair is weird she dyes it blond on top only. I also want to fuck the fat little mexican chick with the bad religion sweat jacket.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 10/19/1403:49 PM
Good lord, they number in the thousands. Every day I walk into a Marsh, or Speedway, or whatever and say to myself, "I'd like to fuck her...."
One that sticks out. I'm a pretty tall guy (6'3"). Don't know I've ever seen a woman taller than myself, except on day in a Target. The girl had to be 6-6 to 6-8. And damn good looking. I'd of loved to hit that....but being married and all....
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 10/19/1407:24 PM
Lisa Rinna. Botched plastic surgery does something for me.
I wonder what Chomsky's view on basements is. On the one hand they'd just be showing off by wage slaves. On the other hand they're always handy for butchering wage slaves after the inevitable Worker's Revolution.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 10/20/1401:40 AM
That bitch and her tanning booth husband live in my neighborhood. I see them eating designer fast food and walking around all the time. They're both pretty fugly in person.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 11/11/1409:14 PM
I know those skanks in real life. That's Jenny Rivera's daughter dudes, she's like royalty in the land of beans. Her co-star pals are local celebrities, if you think radio hosts and grocery store opening ribbon cutters are celebrities. Raq-C is a big ol dyke with sharpie eyebrows and a nasty ego. It's a shame the three of them weren't on the plane.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 11/18/1412:08 AM
eva herizgova.been a fan of hers since middleschool,thanks to my aunts surplus of fashion magazines i found like a treasure trove in the garage growing up and seeing her in victorias secrets id get from friends at the time.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 11/19/1404:54 PM
I'm sure I've posted her before, but I think Shannon Bream of Fox News is the most beautiful woman in the world. I confess I'm in love with her. ADT white knight style in love. I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart in a walkie talkie.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 10/22/1507:29 AM
Someone tried catfishing me on Kik w/ pics of some gamer chick. Don't know what the point of that shit is. It has to be a fag, an underage shit head or a fat/fugly chick who thinks her real pics will scare people off. I did what I always do in such situations: play the oblivious mark and keep em going for hours, until they give up. Anyway, the gamer chick is hot.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 02/16/1612:54 AM
Lady Gaga has been looking really good to me lately. Her look was way over the top before, but she's toned her shit down just enough to be appealing to me.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 02/17/1609:56 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Lady Gaga has been looking really good to me lately. Her look was way over the top before, but she's toned her shit down just enough to be appealing to me.
She don't look too bad from behind in a bikini. He butt looks like some fun meat.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 02/17/1610:03 PM
I want to stick no less than three fingers in Cara Delevigne's asshole. I used to pretend to like Guns & Roses' music because young Axl was so pretty. Delevigne was created in a lab splicing together genes from Axl and Jodie Foster, I'm positive.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/08/1609:27 PM
I remember when the local news chicks were all middle aged and frumpy. For some reason, they keep getting hotter and hotter these days. I Googled this one and found out she did some bikini modeling while in college.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/10/1603:10 AM
Hilaria Baldwin is so hot, petite and flexible, plus her constant attention whoring would easily provide enough bile to get me to fuck her really hard.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. - 03/10/1604:58 PM
I know that I might take some abuse for this....but I've always liked the one girl on the Travel Channel Kristen Gum. I have interviewed hundreds of people....and this bitch has been unobtainable.....seems odd.
How do you feel about Brie Larson? - 04/02/1709:18 AM
I feel she is an insanely good looking woman and the wiring of my brain makes me helpless but to muse upon pornographic sexual scenarios involving her.
Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard - 04/05/1705:40 PM
Jennifer Lawrence. It appears a date with her would be something like this...go to her place, smoke some weed, take some naked pics of her with her phone, and fuck. I'd be up for that. Hell I'd put a ring on that.
EDIT: Sorry, Blue, but as nice a pic as that is, we can get sued for posting unauthorized Celeb nudes. Had to zap it, per standing orders from on high.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard - 04/10/1707:22 AM
Originally Posted By: Blue
Jennifer Lawrence. It appears a date with her would be something like this...go to her place, smoke some weed, take some naked pics of her with her phone, and fuck. I'd be up for that. Hell I'd put a ring on that.
EDIT: Sorry, Blue, but as nice a pic as that is, we can get sued for posting unauthorized Celeb nudes. Had to zap it, per standing orders from on high.
Ellie Kemper has got a smokin' hot bod. - 05/25/1704:01 PM
A shorty crimson dome with slightly drooped large titties, great legs and ass, and a cute face only slightly reminiscent of the banjo picking mongoloid from 'Deliverance'. I dearly want to emit warm, thick geneoncidal dna all, all, all over her.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck - 09/11/1707:11 PM
My neighbor across the street. Little yuppie slut mowing her law with her fat little ass waggling in jeans. I should be like: "you remember when your dad borrowed my hammer to fix your fence when your stupid dog broke it? Well now I'm gonna give you my meat hammer".... okay so it's more like a meat Alan wrench...... okay a meat jeweler's screwdriver, fuck You I don't have to take this shit.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck - 09/16/1706:27 PM
If I get drunk enough tonight I'm seriously going to march over there and tell her look, I'm a man you're a woman, let's do what comes natural. Okay actually it will be more like I'll cry myself to sleep in a pool of my own vomit while sucking my thumb but you get the idea.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck - 09/17/1707:32 AM
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
.....at least yours still works....sighhhhhh
If we had universal health care you could have all the Cialis you want.
For a while. I can afford it but have a stent from about a year ago. I used to take test. but my family doc. won't give it to me anymore due to heart implications. I go back to heart doc. next week. Gonna grill him about viagra/cialis and testosterone supplements. I'm 63, take a handful of meds everyday and have low test. Bad combo. makes for half mast flag. Wait where am I?
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck - 09/17/1711:06 AM
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
.....at least yours still works....sighhhhhh
If we had universal health care you could have all the Cialis you want.
For a while. I can afford it but have a stent from about a year ago. I used to take test. but my family doc. won't give it to me anymore due to heart implications. I go back to heart doc. next week. Gonna grill him about viagra/cialis and testosterone supplements. I'm 63, take a handful of meds everyday and have low test. Bad combo. makes for half mast flag. Wait where am I?
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck - 09/17/1705:16 PM
The blonde MILF who works out at the guy with the black personal trainer. Blonde, built, tan, and very fuckable. It must be the whole "once you go black" thing. Hell the guys like 53 and nothing special besides being in great shape, but the white MILF's are all over him. He brings them in one at a time and in groups and they're just all over him. If they worked out as much as they talk, laugh, and touch one another the women would be Amazonians.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck - 04/25/1812:51 PM
I like how the same media that tries to ignore Melania's natural grace & beauty once tried to convince everyone that Michelle "Monkey Arms" Obama was the "new face of beauty." Lmao.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck - 04/25/1804:03 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I like how the same media that tries to ignore Melania's natural grace & beauty ...
You mean her nude photos, or her adultery, or her plagiarism, or her resting bitch face, or her failed hypocritical anti-cyberbullying campaign while supporting the chief cyberbully of them all? Or the fact that she's a born and bred Commie whose dad was a radical commie and deadbeat dad? Of which natural grace do you speak? I feel bad for her. Trapped in a loveless marriage with an open philanderer who holds the power to keep her from her son.
I'd say the media has been gracious and forgiving as hell with her, considering the above.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck - 04/29/1805:41 PM
Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
Happy birthday to the sexiest woman on the planet rn!
There was only $64000 in tax payer money spent for her day aka.. Steve Mnuchins trophy wife had a lot more money wasted did her private jet plus she tells minimum wage losers to fuck off on Twitter. She seems like a far better pick for blatant unapologetic rich whore.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck - 05/07/1804:38 PM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I like how the same media that tries to ignore Melania's natural grace & beauty ...
You mean her nude photos, or her adultery, or her plagiarism, or her resting bitch face, or her failed hypocritical anti-cyberbullying campaign while supporting the chief cyberbully of them all? Or the fact that she's a born and bred Commie whose dad was a radical commie and deadbeat dad? Of which natural grace do you speak? I feel bad for her. Trapped in a loveless marriage with an open philanderer who holds the power to keep her from her son.
I'd say the media has been gracious and forgiving as hell with her, considering the above.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck - 05/15/1810:42 PM
Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
Regardless how much some of you hate Trump, at least appreciate how perfect Melania is. I would give everything I have for her to sit on my face.
Melania Trump is a porn whore. If things went one way or the other she'd have been the recipient of a Rodney Blast and a masturbatory Moblem memorial post..... think about it. I sort of feel sorry for her having to gobble orange shit-gibbon cum. The price you pay, right?
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck - 06/04/1809:28 PM
^ Hmmmm, I attack The Jooze, support Israel and hate Arabs, so I don't really know what to make of that. She had kind of a big nose and probably smelled like a camel, I guess.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 10/29/1902:24 AM
I recently rewatched the entire series of Shameless and Laura Slade Wiggins really got my underoos tingling. she so lil and slutty, mmmmmmm.
p.s. gonna be a rough last season of that show w/o Rossum. The gay ginger brother also gone, so you got Frank, Lip, Debbie, Carl and Liam to focus on. Debbie is not hot and annoying, so no interest there. I can't see Carl and Liam stepping up to substantial storylines. I hope half the show isn't Lip tryin not to drink while that tall broad has post partum.
Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha - 04/22/2002:05 AM
Jane Levy. Played Mandy Milkovich in Season 1 of Shameless, and i guess left when they asked her to go nude in season 2. She had that heavily promoted Zoe's Playlist show, and some fine nude leaks.