This election result is due to pornography.

The cumulative price of pornography is subterranean cultural sentiment. Women under 30 now laugh at you and call you a "cuck" if you don't throatrape them on the first date. Consequentially we are all gagging as a nation on a pistoning cheetocock. My logic on this is insurmountable.

C'mon, Simp, be honest: When's the last time you mounted anything, under or over 30?

Under 30 about 10 years ago. Over 30 about 5 days ago. I know it doesn't seem right, but I am an attractive man.

with whiskey dick