Shrink Ray

Just went to the pharmacy and noticed that Doritos has shrink-rayed their chips from 11oz to 10.5oz per bag. Same thing with Lays chips.

From the title, I figured you were complaining about your ladyboys again.

When I was younger I worked in a store. I notice that snack companies typically shrink the size before raising the price.

In the past 20 years the cheapest Doritos were $0.25, then went to $1.00, then $1.09 and now they are $1.49.

You're gonna be rich one day. You'll show them.

Also, about 2 months ago, Jack Link's beef jerky shrink-rayed from 3.25oz to 2.85oz per bag.

Is that dinner date that I am hearing?

Ore-Ide frozen french fries shrunk from 32oz to 28oz
Circle-A-Ranch Meatballs shrunk from 7oz to 6.25oz
Dollar Onion Rings went from 16oz to 12oz to 10oz pretty much in a year span.

How much is all of that crap shrinking the lifespan of a Chernobylfied Mammy Nun such as yourself?

Just to offset things a bit, McD's Quarter Pounder went from 4.0oz pre-cooked to 4.25oz.

Dunkin Donuts' Boston Cream is now noticeably smaller.

And yet Panzer's gut keeps expanding.

Not as quick your anus

fuck her in the mouth until she pukes.

How you know?

Jeno's pizza went from 7.2oz to 5.3 oz