Nez Perce should have killed Corps Of Discovery

Posted by: CxGxPx

Nez Perce should have killed Corps Of Discovery - 07/19/13 05:22 PM

I was watching a recent documentary on these events. They had voted to kill these worthless white fucks and some whiney cunt voted to show these simper assbags mercy. Just think they would have been the most heavily armed tribe in the north west. Over time they may have gained so much power in the area they might have been able to establish a true Native nation that might still even exist today. All it would have taken was 32 slit throats of some starving honkeys which could have then been swiftly dumped in the river, never to heard from again. The idea that our future could have been that fucking close to not having the mutant offspring descendents from european marauders having a total and complete stranglehold over the america's is almost enough to make one weep.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Nez Perce should have killed Corps Of Discovery - 07/19/13 06:32 PM

The red man couldn't close the deal.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Nez Perce should have killed Corps Of Discovery - 07/19/13 06:40 PM

You need me to notice you. That pink "where" thing stuck in the ol' craw.
Posted by: nassim

Re: Nez Perce should have killed Corps Of Discovery - 07/19/13 07:43 PM

Really? You think a civilization that never discovered the wheel would ultimately come out on top in a military conflict?
Posted by: fartz

Re: Nez Perce should have killed Corps Of Discovery - 07/19/13 08:25 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Nez Perce should have killed Corps Of Discovery - 07/19/13 08:35 PM

I have a belt buckle in the shape of an arrow head with Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce on the front and the end of his famous speech on the back.

"Hear me, my chiefs. I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever. "

I got it at the Cowboy Hall of Fame out in Have2's Okie Land. Top corner of the arrowhead stabs the underside of my gut so I rarely wear it.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Nez Perce should have killed Corps Of Discovery - 07/19/13 09:13 PM

Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
I was watching a recent documentary on these events. They had voted to kill these worthless white fucks and some whiney cunt voted to show these simper assbags mercy. Just think they would have been the most heavily armed tribe in the north west. Over time they may have gained so much power in the area they might have been able to establish a true Native nation that might still even exist today. All it would have taken was 32 slit throats of some starving honkeys which could have then been swiftly dumped in the river, never to heard from again. The idea that our future could have been that fucking close to not having the mutant offspring descendents from european marauders having a total and complete stranglehold over the america's is almost enough to make one weep.



The only people who are going to weep over this post will be any history professors who happen to read it and the tears would only be the result of hysterical laughter.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Nez Perce should have killed Corps Of Discovery - 07/19/13 11:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I have a belt buckle in the shape of an arrow head with Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce on the front


Do you really want to be talking about that around FBF? Christ, that's like talking about Windsock around big moose.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Nez Perce should have killed Corps Of Discovery - 07/20/13 09:48 AM

I have no clue what his post was about, I don't read what he has to say, cause non of it is worth my time. I saw the title and added my Nez Perce story.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Nez Perce should have killed Corps Of Discovery - 07/20/13 04:01 PM

Why are we giving Elabo Jr. attention in the first place?
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Nez Perce should have killed Corps Of Discovery - 07/20/13 04:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I have a belt buckle in the shape of an arrow head with Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce on the front and the end of his famous speech on the back.

"Hear me, my chiefs. I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever. "

I got it at the Cowboy Hall of Fame out in Have2's Okie Land. Top corner of the arrowhead stabs the underside of my gut so I rarely wear it.


They were great at running away and surrendering. Well, maybe not so great at running away, because they never got away. Hence the skill at surrendering.

They're really the bottom of the barrel even among Indians. Unemployment rate that would make Pine Ridge cringe. Worse than any ghetto you could imagine. Not quite Tijuana level poverty, but pretty bad. In the old days other regional tribes would hit them when slaves were needed. Their casino was in a tent...a literal tent...for 15+ years. Triteones could look down on them.