Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread?

Posted by: Anonymous

Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/13 06:41 AM

Ummmmmm, What happened to "Not Worth Its own Thread?"

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/13 06:53 AM

not worth it as of 6/21 it seems.

who took the hit on views/replies in the jerky Olympics?. was it fbf?.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/13 06:56 AM

Ceramic Dogshite himself. Surely his greatest contribution to the place.

Which whiny fuck ruined it for everybody?

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/13 06:58 AM

My guess Fingerbang, asked Steve to delete it.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/13 07:05 AM

It's not so much that I'm shocked Steve overreacted. Again. It's that this was the thread you went to when you didn't feel like searching for the right one. Like this morning. I saw this in my Spam folder and didn't feel like looking for the Gia's New Rack thread to ask if they've doing test spins now:

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/13 07:12 AM

I remember Fingerbang talking about getting it deleted, a while ago.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/13 07:20 AM

Figures. Of all the pimply-angst posts he could have kamikazied, he aborts his only thread worth a damn.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/13 09:43 AM

test test test

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/13 04:11 PM

We survived Jet Tits, we'll survive this.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/13 04:35 PM

Exactly.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/13 05:41 AM

Made a real impact on me. I don't even know what you're talking about.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/13 06:38 AM

Originally Posted By: have2cit

I remember Fingerbang talking about getting it deleted, a while ago.

So what you're saying is he took his ball and ran because those dirty republicans in the Obeezy thread were too republican for him?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/13 06:58 AM

Nah, his other posts are up. It aint like he deleted his account.

In the spirit of the original:

I stepped in dog shit in my lawn yesterday and I'm fucking pissed. Not that I'm scared of dog shit, I practically grew up in the stuff, it's that I don't have a dog. This is like the 3rd or 4th time in the last year I've spotted or stepped in it on my property in the past year.

Its too big to be a fox and too small to be the neighbor's mastiff, so I'm guessing the German shepherd from 2 houses or a coyote. The rabbit population is down, and I haven't seen the woodchuck in a while, so it could very well be coyote. I wish the fucker could bring down a goat.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/13 08:51 AM

OK now I get it. The whole thread is gone. Why in the name of holy fuck would he do that? It was perfect for nonsense even more nonsensical than the rest of the board. Makes no sense.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/13 09:47 AM

Jerky practically grew up in dog shit. Then he blames the German shepherd. Feral Scat Hoppers.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/13 11:27 AM

We had a minimum of 5 hunting dogs. Tops, including puppies was probably 15-16.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/13 03:03 PM

I'm figuring you've pissed a neighborhood kid off. I shit in my 8th Grade math teacher's yard about once a month. Up until March when he went into managed care.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/13 10:23 PM

The most disgusting feeling in the world is stepping in dog shit while barefooted and feeling it squish between your toes although women who had sex with Brandon might disagree.

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/24/13 11:09 AM

Listen up Retards..!

As previously stated I have been in negotiations to buy this site..One of the the requirements was to have that thread removed..

In the next few weeks you will see a lot of threads deleted and members BANNED permanently..Actually I have made a list and pretty well every single one of you clowns are on it..So i'm thinking I will just kill the site...!!

Stay tuned Ass-Hats this is gonna get good...!!

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/24/13 04:21 PM

Tardy to the party here. My bf and I have been partying in Vegas.

Steve, this isn't right. There is no reason to delete a very popular thread. What's the reason? It better not be 'it went off topic too much.'

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/24/13 04:44 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Tardy to the party here. My bf and I have been partying in Vegas.

Steve, this isn't right. There is no reason to delete a very popular thread. What's the reason? It better not be 'it went off topic too much.'

Going off topic in a thread that's purpose is to be off topic?

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/24/13 04:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Richard Hungwell

Listen up Retards..!

As previously stated I have been in negotiations to buy this site..One of the the requirements was to have that thread removed..

In the next few weeks you will see a lot of threads deleted and members BANNED permanently..Actually I have made a list and pretty well every single one of you clowns are on it..So i'm thinking I will just kill the site...!!

Stay tuned Ass-Hats this is gonna get good...!!

Hahahahahha, I'm really curious now as to what had been posted in that thread which caused such an uproar. You sound like a reall fucking faggot and I hope you die, do your worst asshole.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/24/13 05:07 PM

Now you've done it. First he's gonna run over your poodle. Then hell "ping" you. If you're lucky, the madness will end there.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/24/13 05:18 PM

Hungwell, if you gain control of the site, you should dump every Mod except Zenman. He's the only one worth his weight in shit.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/24/13 08:42 PM

Dungwell couldn't gain control of his bowels. There would be a better chance of Panzer buying this site.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/25/13 01:57 AM

Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Tardy to the party here. My bf and I have been partying in Vegas.

Steve, this isn't right. There is no reason to delete a very popular thread. What's the reason? It better not be 'it went off topic too much.'

Going off topic in a thread that's purpose is to be off topic?

Precisely my point, genius.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/25/13 02:34 PM

It's really to laugh when you consider that Mom and I are the actual buyers. Then you fuckers'll pay.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/25/13 04:20 PM

Mom saved up pennies?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/25/13 05:04 PM

I'll put in the same bid I submitted for PWL. $50, 6pk of Bud cans and 1/2 pk of smokes.

I don't think this site has the revenue potential of Coco's hooler site, so I bid less than the hundie I offered her.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/25/13 07:02 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Tardy to the party here. My bf and I have been partying in Vegas.

Steve, this isn't right. There is no reason to delete a very popular thread. What's the reason? It better not be 'it went off topic too much.'

Going off topic in a thread that's purpose is to be off topic?

Precisely my point, genius.

I was reiterating it would have been a stupid reason to delete it.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/26/13 09:49 AM

Hungwell- shhhhhhh take your meds.
Gia- I agree.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/26/13 11:08 AM

Mom's got a job. She's an interwebs superhero like Bruce Wayne or Sausage Obama. This will be the one place where the Jew hitmen from Porn Valley won't be able to get to Elle.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/26/13 06:32 PM

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/27/13 04:29 PM

I currently have a stash of dirt cheap alcohol, because I'm a poor piece of shit. six cans of sparks, a six pack of pints, cardboard box of wine and a bottle of champagne. I have to help someone move tomorrow then hopefully afterwards I can attempt to kill myself.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/27/13 06:59 PM

Praise the lord!

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/27/13 08:30 PM

Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS

I currently have a stash of dirt cheap alcohol, because I'm a poor piece of shit. six cans of sparks, a six pack of pints, cardboard box of wine and a bottle of champagne. I have to help someone move tomorrow then hopefully afterwards I can attempt to kill myself.

You're starting to Piss me Off...!

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/27/13 08:31 PM

Block buster Nets deal tonight.

Brooklyn gets Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce and Jason Terry

Celtics get Humphreys, Gerald Wallace, Reggie Evans, some other dude and 3 future first round pics.

Lopez, Garnett, Pierce, Joe Johnson and D-Will is a stocked starting 5. Only problem is it's an All Star team from 4 years ago, except for Lopez.

Easily the best team in NYC and #2 seed behind the Heat heading into next year's playoffs.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/28/13 03:26 PM

Headed to Dominican Republic for a week. Got a paint crew doing interior of our house while gone. Talk about a challenge...hiding guns, booze, old polaroids and your chicks drawers from a painter is a hell of a problem. I suspect all my single malt will be 80% watered down and my beer gone. I'm gonna drink all the cold tonight but I suspect there will be some "shrink" in inventory.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/28/13 04:07 PM

That's like the conclusion to Brazilian porn, right? Sick fuck.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/28/13 05:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Richard Hungwell

Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS

I currently have a stash of dirt cheap alcohol, because I'm a poor piece of shit. six cans of sparks, a six pack of pints, cardboard box of wine and a bottle of champagne. I have to help someone move tomorrow then hopefully afterwards I can attempt to kill myself.

You're starting to Piss me Off...!

Who fucking cares? I had a mild chuckle at Barry's avatar.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/28/13 06:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

Headed to Dominican Republic for a week. Got a paint crew doing interior of our house while gone. Talk about a challenge...hiding guns, booze, old polaroids and your chicks drawers from a painter is a hell of a problem. I suspect all my single malt will be 80% watered down and my beer gone. I'm gonna drink all the cold tonight but I suspect there will be some "shrink" in inventory.

Why not vacation in Haiti?

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/28/13 06:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

Praise the lord!

You're a weak fucking coward, and you wouldn't say shit to a black man's face because he'd slap your fucking face off your skull. Fucking worthless cunt.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/28/13 06:42 PM

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Catherine-Kieu-Penis-Cut-Off-Severing-Case-213543991.html

Quote:

A Garden Grove, Calif., woman convicted of cutting off her ex-husband's penis with a 10-inch kitchen knife, then throwing it in a garbage disposal, was sentenced Friday to life in prison with the possibility of parole in seven years.

Catherine Kieu, 50, was convicted in the July 2011 attack in which prosecutors said she drugged her ex-husband's meal with a sleep aid, then severed his penis with a knife after tying him to a bed. She then mutilated the penis by throwing it in the garbage disposal.

The victim was in court for Friday's sentencing.

"I'm hoping this will be the last time I ever have to see her," he said. "I felt some relief, and it was a very sad day for me."

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/28/13 07:31 PM

I'm working two sixteen hour shifts in a row today and tomorrow. Thirty-two fucking hours in two days. Eight to midnight on Today. Eight to Midnight Tomorrow. Then Eight to four on Sunday. Dear God what have I agreed to?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/28/13 07:35 PM

Hey Gen, you got an older sis you haven't told us about starring on "Ray Donovan" on Showtime?

Paula Malcomson

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/28/13 09:28 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz

I'm working two sixteen hour shifts in a row today and tomorrow. Thirty-two fucking hours in two days. Eight to midnight on Today. Eight to Midnight Tomorrow. Then Eight to four on Sunday. Dear God what have I agreed to?

I feel your pain, brother.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/29/13 06:21 AM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

Headed to Dominican Republic for a week. Got a paint crew doing interior of our house while gone. Talk about a challenge...hiding guns, booze, old polaroids and your chicks drawers from a painter is a hell of a problem. I suspect all my single malt will be 80% watered down and my beer gone. I'm gonna drink all the cold tonight but I suspect there will be some "shrink" in inventory.

Did you get a job scouting for the Atlanta Braves?

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/29/13 06:27 AM

no but if I get a job offer I ain't coming back.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/29/13 06:37 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz

I'm working two sixteen hour shifts in a row today and tomorrow. Thirty-two fucking hours in two days. Eight to midnight on Today. Eight to Midnight Tomorrow. Then Eight to four on Sunday. Dear God what have I agreed to?

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/29/13 01:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

no but if I get a job offer I ain't coming back.

They are rehiring Olbermann, of course they are that stupid.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/19/13 11:48 PM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

They are rehiring Olbermann. . .

. . .aaaaand with that, FBF said "So long, Plebeians. My blather's marketable again. My limo awaits."

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/20/13 04:37 PM

If he were to get cancer like Linda Ellerby he could so turn his A- level failures into a G- level journalism career.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/21/13 07:29 PM

Spent 4.5 days in NYC
Returned and had 2 days to work, clean, and prepare to host my NYC friend here in LA.
We've been hitting everyday, every night hard as I've been showing him around the real LA and the stereotypical LA.
He leaves Tuesday and I'm scheduling a shoot Wednesday.
I'm dying.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/21/13 11:24 PM

Eh, I'm too tired to break your balls.

What whore are you shooting Weds? You get to shoot that Kennedy Leigh whore yet? If you do, please post an untouched up image of her butthole for us.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/22/13 06:27 PM

I aint trying to find the MLB thread, so:

Brewers' Ryan Braun accepts suspension for the remainder of the season (65games) due to links to Biogenesis Clinic. The suspension is not a PED violation, but for "just cause".

Braun didn't try to purchase evidence like A-Roid did. I'm guessing A-Roid is going to get at least a year. They say he came out of the MLB offices the other Friday looking like he saw a ghost, so he might be getting a longer ban.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/23/13 07:37 AM

Went to see Boz Scaggs last night in Knoxville. One of the best performances I've seen in a long time. Two encores and he brought the house down and to its feet. He still has an amazing voice and great band backing him.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/23/13 07:41 AM

That's awesome BDM, sounds like you had a good time. Nothing like live music.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/23/13 09:44 PM

I haven't heard Boz Scaggs in a hundred years. That's like pulling out Al Stewart. I'd think I'd drop everything to see either one of them.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/24/13 07:01 AM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Went to see Boz Scaggs last night in Knoxville. One of the best performances I've seen in a long time. Two encores and he brought the house down and to its feet. He still has an amazing voice and great band backing him.

Thanks for giving the low down on Scaggs.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/24/13 08:50 AM

I woulda called but nobody would loan me a dime.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/24/13 09:12 PM

Feds raid dispensaries in Washington. Headed to Grand Jury in Sept. I guess it is going to come to a head in Federal Court.

http://news.yahoo.com/feds-raid-pot-dispensaries-washington-where-drug-legal-022242675.html

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/24/13 09:25 PM

Russian pizza menu:

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/24/13 09:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Feds raid dispensaries in Washington. Headed to Grand Jury in Sept. I guess it is going to come to a head in Federal Court.

http://news.yahoo.com/feds-raid-pot-dispensaries-washington-where-drug-legal-022242675.html

Interesting. It's the FDA, though. Wasn't expecting that. They seem to be targeting "medicinal", not recreational. Might be a focus group test to see folks will take it.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/24/13 11:12 PM

Well, the Supreme Courts ruling on Obamacare pretty well shit on states rights, so this could be something to further test the waters in order to test the water for some end of term gun legislation. Or I could be a kook.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/24/13 11:44 PM

Bible Belt Abortion click it

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/25/13 12:09 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Well, the Supreme Courts ruling on Obamacare pretty well shit on states rights, so this could be something to further test the waters in order to test the water for some end of term gun legislation. Or I could be a kook.

Good. If your state believes in transvaignal ultra sounds or Jesus horses. then you don't deserve to have any rights, beyond digging ditches to support civilized states sewer systems at gun point. You should either shut the fuck up or be be excised from the union through forced succession from the union. Have fun pulling your self up by your own boot straps.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/25/13 04:53 AM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/28/13 08:16 PM

If I was going to try, then I would get an electronic cigarette and ween my self off the nicotine with it. Also a friend of mine went on zoloft or wellbutrin or some shit and that took him from a pack and a half down to half a pack per day.

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/28/13 08:40 PM

Nicotine gum helps a bit. I quit pipe tobacco some time back. I still get the urge now and then.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/28/13 08:42 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz

All these fucking stupid fucking reality shows. I can't stand it anymore. How many "wars" do we have to bear witness too? I'll watch storage wars from time to time with the sound down, but only because I really dig on Brandy's ridiculous tits. Give me my own fucking show. Fat, funny, loser. Coming this fall on TLC. I guarantee I can be more entertaining than these fucking asswipes fighting over baggage, and parking tickets and all that shit.

I endorse this post %100...for every halfway decent show like this there are like 10 others that are absurdly awful..who are the mouth breaking fuck holes who watch this shit? does cable TV go by neilsons? Who the fuck wastes money paying for this horseshit programming? They should pay people to watch cable until they have enough good shows to warrant the obscene prospect of charging people to watch this fucking dreck. Another example of the cream of the crop NOT rising with capitalism. (the board doesn't recognize "dreck" as a real word the by way)

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/28/13 09:29 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/28/13 10:09 PM

Fartz, if you need motivation, the Ultimate Warrior says the be a survivor and don't smoke.

click

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/04/13 09:14 AM

Thanks for the advice, canhead. And here I thought you hated me.

I'm going to try wellbutrin and hopefully kill two birds with one stone being severely depressed and all. I'm not too worried about bad dreams because I have terrible dreams pretty much every night. Also gonna ask the doc for my amytriptyline prescription back so hopefully I can start fucking sleeping again.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/04/13 02:26 PM

My dad replaced cigarettes in his 30s with a pipe. Replaced the pipe with bags of fun size Snickers bars hidden in the LaSabre after he retired.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/07/13 07:05 AM

I'm seeing a lot of those electronic cigarettes/misters lately. When I ask people about them they swear they are wonderful. The best thing for them I suppose is they can use them where smoking isn't allowed.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/07/13 07:47 AM

Well that, and the fact that they're not nearly as harmful to your lungs as inhaling the crude combustion of a plant is. Nicotine is about as dangerous as caffeine is, it's the fucking carcinogens and CO² and all that other shit that exists in the smoke itself that kills you and fucks you up. E-cigs are just nicotine laced water vapor. I tried one of the cheapies and I thought it was harsh. I hear the expensive ones are much, much better.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/07/13 10:04 AM

I have 2 buddies who between em must have $400 worth of e-cigs and vaporizers. They say the small e-cigs suck, because you have to constantly recharge them. Now they got these big ass vaporizers they carry around with flavored shit in them like cherry coke and atomic fireball.

Me, I need something in my hands to fiddle with as much as I need the nicotine. Something 1/2 the size of an iced tea bottle doesn't fit that requirement.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/07/13 07:47 PM

Getting drunk while listening to Amon Duul. Sometimes life isn't complete shit.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/07/13 09:49 PM

Your life sucks? Man, I never would have guessed.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/08/13 12:22 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz

Your life sucks? Man, I never would have guessed.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/08/13 07:41 AM

I've bitten a few noses off in my day

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/08/13 10:29 AM

I was again going to disagree with him. Life always sucks. It's just different degrees of suckage.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/08/13 07:25 PM

Life is a shit sandwich, and the more bread you have, the less shit you've got to eat. Which seems to be the gravamen of FBF's complaint.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/08/13 08:16 PM

I just thought it was cuz hes a fat balding faggot. My bad!

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/08/13 08:22 PM

Heh. BDM with a rare zinger

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/11/13 08:07 AM

Crreeeeppppyyyyy places

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/11/13 11:37 AM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/11/13 12:39 PM

Which Net Cost do you go to, Tranny Luva?

You ever go to that guy's restaurant on Emmons, near the carwash? Got belly dancers at 9 & 11 on Fri/Sat nights.

You ever go to any restaurants to sit and eat, or you just eat cheap shit in your apt all the time?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/11/13 12:41 PM

65th Street and the one on Gravesend near Q trains, also rarely the one near Stillwell terminal when I there; its the best one.

No idea about Emmons restaurant and car wash. Last time I was in the area, the Seaside AYCE Buffet wanted to charge $30.00 per seat.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/14/13 12:12 AM

I'm no specimen of manhood by ANY stretch of the imagination but the other day my cousin's boyfriend was over my house and he could barely lift a barbell I had lying around one time. I proceeded to curl it it about 13 times with the reverse grip.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/14/13 12:54 AM

I can curl 20s.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/14/13 04:35 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

I can curl 20s.

You could have curled this guy.

Posted by: Blackules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/14/13 01:35 PM

I curl 40s, bitches.

--Balee Dat, Playa!

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/14/13 08:07 PM

I'll have to visit the south one day just to pick up some King Cobra

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/15/13 09:23 PM

I just paid my car insurance via a mobile app and I'm heavily conflicted about it. Sure the convenience is great, but I is so impersonal it annoys me.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/15/13 11:00 PM

Lexi Belle feature dancing at the Diving Horse in AC Friday and Saturday nights. I may have to get out of the house and view some waxed anus this weekend.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/16/13 03:07 AM

Choose one:

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/16/13 12:10 PM

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/16/13 05:30 PM

Dude committed suicide, and wrote an entire website dedicated to his life and prepaid 5 years for it. He did it because he felt like he was starting to deteriorate mentally, and wanted to go on his own terms. He did it on his 60th birthday. Fascinating shit.

http://www.zeroshare.info/

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/16/13 09:25 PM

Thats fucked up. I could see if there were health problems, but 60 aint that old. Maybe at 70. I daydream about having a going away party, then running off and dying at 75, but I likely won't last that long.

Posted by: CanHead

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/16/13 09:55 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz

Thanks for the advice, canhead. And here I thought you hated me.

Oh no, I don't hate you. You just reacted to one of my posts really badly, and so I rattled your cage on occasion because it seemed really funny. But if you worry about people hating you on an internet forum, just take a deep breath and repeat, "It's only an internet forum.... it's only an internet forum.." and then think up the meanest thing you could say, and then try to think of something worse.

Originally Posted By: fartz

I'm going to try wellbutrin and hopefully kill two birds with one stone being severely depressed and all. I'm not too worried about bad dreams because I have terrible dreams pretty much every night. Also gonna ask the doc for my amytriptyline prescription back so hopefully I can start fucking sleeping again.

Well, good luck. It's a really hard thing to do, and I wish you the best of luck.... also, chewing gum also helps to get over some of the times you need a smoke. It's not as good as a smoke, but it has it's moments.

CanHead

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/16/13 11:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Thats fucked up. I could see if there were health problems, but 60 aint that old. Maybe at 70. I daydream about having a going away party, then running off and dying at 75, but I likely won't last that long.

I read on there for a good hour, and he seems like a pretty right on guy. Although he doesn't mention it specifically from what I read, it seems like he was getting some early onset dementia/Alzheimers. He swears up and down that he wasn't depressed, lonely, financially desperate, etc. He just wanted to do it while he had the momentum in him. He also planned that shit perfectly. It was like the ocean's 11 of killing yourself.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/17/13 02:07 AM

I don't get nicotine addiction. I can buy a couple cans of dip or a few pouches of cigars(backwoods) and use them everyday for a couple weeks then not touch them again for months without any withdrawal or any craving.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/17/13 02:45 AM

Same here. I smoke sometimes when I'm out at the bar. In fact, I'll occasionally chain-smoke a whole pack in an hour or so. But I never get nicotine cravings and I never smoke at home or when I'm on my own. It's only when I'm drinking and I'm around other people who are smoking. Actually, I think I only smoke because the best way to socialize and pick up girls at the bars is when they're outside in the quieter smoking section.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/17/13 06:14 AM

It's not really nicotine addiction as much as it is compulsion. You spend years and years smoking cigarettes at specific times, like driving, after eating, after blowing a wad, etc and you have to train your body and mind to not do that shit anymore. When I got into my car, I would light up automatically without even thinking about it. Sure, I'm addicted to nicotine, but my biggest problem is breaking the habit itself. I smoked five yesterday which is phenomenal considering I usually smoke a pack a day. I refuse to bring cigarettes to work anymore because I have so much time to do it at my job. I'm hoping to go a whole day cigarette free, so we'll see how that pans out. I kind of have to, as my blood pressure has reached dangerous levels (diastolic of 115).

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/17/13 08:50 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz

another riley reid vine for JB

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/13 12:31 PM

I HATE Indian food, so no halal joints for me. Yes, I've been to 2nd Avenue Deli many times, loved Zabar's, and will get around to the famous Stage Coach one day. The kosher deli I was in last night was Bagel Boss. On 1st near 14th. It's been there forever. The ingredients seem kinda processed though it's kosher (look, Coca Cola is kosher so what's that tell ya?) but it's 24hr and old school prices.

Katz's ugh. I hate pastrami and their matzoh ball soup was $10.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/13 01:08 PM

Halal is Muslim, not Indian. Their version of Kosher, no pork, etc. Turks, Pakis and Arabs, not Apu.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/13 01:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Halal is Muslim, not Indian. Their version of Kosher, no pork, etc. Turks, Pakis and Arabs, not Apu.

Whatever. I hate that food, too.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/13 02:31 PM

Yep. I'm skeeved out by goat meat.

I do have one middle eastern joint I wanna eat in, in Brooklyn. Every time I see them cooking up some lamb chop kebabs, my mouth waters. I think they are from Azerbaijan.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/13 03:52 PM

A friend said there are no cheap & good Jewish delis in Manhattan. She also recommended Second Ave. Deli as well as Ben's Deli.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/13 03:57 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Today. 2am. My friends and I got politely reprimanded in a Jewish deli at the register to buy bagel while eating our cvs purchases of wheat thins (don't judge. I only had 5 wheat thins) and Reece's peanut butter cups because it wasn't kosher. We felt bag for being unknowingly rude, but this is the first time I've heard of this custom.

Shoulda' told em to TAKE THEIR BAGELS AND SHOVE EM' UP THEIR COLLECTIVE ASSES CAUSE' THIS IS MURCA'.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/13 03:58 PM

I'm OK with lamb or goat if it's prepared by Mexicans.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/13 04:42 PM

It's close enough to Indian food to the casual observer. Hunks of cheese or veggies simmered in pans of butter rich glop. Out here the taxi drivers are Indian/Pakistani, back east they're A-rabs. The steam table food joints look and smell pretty damn similar.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/13 07:39 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

another riley reid vine for JB

whoah... as far as vine goes riley is doing everything right.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/13 09:13 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

another riley reid vine for JB

Thank you, sir.

I think Second Ave. Deli lost a lot of itself when it had to move to Murray Hill.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/13 09:17 PM

In other news, it seems North Korea's gotten itself hooked on Meth

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/13 09:41 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

It's close enough to Indian food to the casual observer. Hunks of cheese or veggies simmered in pans of butter rich glop. Out here the taxi drivers are Indian/Pakistani, back east they're A-rabs. The steam table food joints look and smell pretty damn similar.

Lots of Paki cabbies in Brooklyn.

Whattaya call 6 polocks in the Middle East? a PakaStanlis

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/22/13 01:43 AM

I was mowing the law today and smelled some vague odor. Something like spoiled fish or unkempt cunt. A few minutes later I found the source was a rotting birds carcass. As I peeled it up with several layers of plastic bag the stench was much stronger when I bent down. I wondered how horrific it must be if such a reek can come from such a small thing how horrid the mountain of stink must come from a full size dead body after it's had time to decompose.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/22/13 05:35 AM

I can't get those vine vids to work on my puter. WTF?

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/22/13 06:39 AM

Apparently they require quicktime. Make sure yours is updated

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/22/13 07:19 AM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

I can't get those vine vids to work on my puter. WTF?

They're easier to watch on a phone.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/22/13 05:01 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

I can't get those vine vids to work on my puter. WTF?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/22/13 06:49 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/22/13 08:27 PM

Billy took a pic of his furry hog arm to try and get everyone to think he's posting selfies of his ass crack.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/22/13 08:31 PM

No ! just no !

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/22/13 09:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Billy took a pic of his furry hog arm to try and get everyone to think he's posting selfies of his ass crack.

No Jews in her camp. They are old school rednecks. Dad was a country star and mom is a golddigging cousin fucker. They're country as hell with white trash roots bursting to get through the big city facade.
Everything with her is a publicity stunt. Once Hannah Montana wrapped, she began her campaign to be on TMZ or People mag every day. Remember when she would ride her bicycle around Toluca Lake just looking for pappers? Or her and her dancer buddy trying desperatly to make YouTube vids that would place in the top ten? Attention whore is too soft a term for her media neediness disease.

Being in the entertainment industry w/o a good Jew in your corner is like playing Russian roulette w/ only one empty chamber.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/27/13 07:03 PM

heh...this is good.
gram the man shares his thoughts...

from that piece...

Don’t Force It

But what has people talking is Cyrus’s transition to Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines,” in which she strips to plastic underwear, dons an inexplicable foam finger, twerks, and grinds against Thicke, who looks like The Muppets’ Sam the Eagle by comparison.

This did not strike me as a Fun Girl Having A Good Time. Instead it looked like the drunk girl at a party, the one who manages to turn off even the least-laid person there.

Whatever this performance was, it was neither sexy nor a mature expression of sexuality. Sadly, it is just a matter of time before porn starlets on red carpets will affect the Miley Rictus for the camera, forgetting that, now that they’ve sabotaged their own sexuality, they don’t have Disney royalties to fall back on.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/27/13 09:12 PM

I didn't find anything sexy or erotic about the piece. It seemed childish and clumsy. She honest looks better in pictures. When she moves she just looks gawky and stupid.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/27/13 09:59 PM

Originally Posted By: GramPonante

it looked like the drunk girl at a party, the one who manages to turn off even the least-laid person there.

exactly

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/28/13 12:25 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I just find it pathetic attention whoring on her part. I'm not shocked or outraged, just sad. Considering she is 20, already has FU money and is surrounded by sycophants, there is no one to talk sense to this bimbo and steer her in the right direction.

Her saving grace is when she fizzles out trying to be a 3rd rate Madonna, she will be able to do a country come back album and go on to have a nice, mediocre career as an adult.

I don't give two squirts of piss about this vacuum headed twat beyond hoping she'll continue down this path into unadulterated Lindsay Lohan levels of self destruction.

EDIT: Oh, and the super amusing idea that she gives her dad an allowance.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/28/13 12:49 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

I didn't find anything sexy or erotic about the piece. It seemed childish and clumsy. She honest looks better in pictures. When she moves she just looks gawky and stupid.

Exactly. She looked like she was making fun of sexiness. It was that bad. If I was put in that goofy outfit and told by my bosses to "be sexy" that's about how I'd look. She couldn't even keep a straight fucking face. It was awkward, cringe-worthy, and funny as fuck all around.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/28/13 05:50 AM

Anybody ever hear of Dollar shave club ? Should be right up Alex's alley. DSC link

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/28/13 09:56 AM

Love their ad.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/28/13 11:10 PM

I have a wish that JM won't put out anything "new" from this point on. Dana's gaping shitter on the front page is fucking perfect and needs to stay there as a symbol of the times.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/31/13 09:20 PM

Subway mayans are now in Moscow, watch at 2:05

Fucking Stupid Bowl coming to NJ, so now they are creating more laws about human trafficking, like massage parlor pigs are going to be the ones flocking in to make some extra $$.

http://www.app.com/article/20130903/NJNEWS10/309030017/human-trafficking-nj

Besides, according to their stats, there have only been 179 cases of human trafficking in NJ between 2005 and 2012, 93 of them being trafficked for labor. So that leaves 86 trafficked whores in 8 years. 10/yr isn't that bad considering the 8.865 million person population of NJ, its status as a shipping and distribution hub for the north east and the extremely high ratio of pervert to humans (as displayed by the fact we get 2 eXXXotica expos / yr).

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/03/13 05:59 AM

One less AIDS patient.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/03/13 08:34 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Fucking Stupid Bowl coming to NJ, so now they are creating more laws about human trafficking, like massage parlor pigs are going to be the ones flocking in to make some extra $$.

http://www.app.com/article/20130903/NJNEWS10/309030017/human-trafficking-nj

Besides, according to their stats, there have only been 179 cases of human trafficking in NJ between 2005 and 2012, 93 of them being trafficked for labor. So that leaves 86 trafficked whores in 8 years. 10/yr isn't that bad considering the 8.865 million person population of NJ, its status as a shipping and distribution hub for the north east and the extremely high ratio of pervert to humans (as displayed by the fact we get 2 eXXXotica expos / yr).

Shit, you think that's bad? My backwoods republican fuckhole of a state passed an "adult business law" about three years ago that regulates porn shops and strip clubs. No lap dances. No alcohol. Dancers must stay at least six feet away from patrons. Plus all adult businesses must close no later than 12 am and open no earlier than 8 am. The reason stated is that "secondary effects" such as prostitution, xxx trash, and parking lot crime is enough of a detriment to society to justify these bullshit mickey mouse laws. I find it fascinating that enough people love Jesus that it somehow gives them the rights to make decisions on behalf of tax-paying adults. Good thing we have east saint louis. Illinois doesn't play that shit.

On an unrelated note, how the fuck is walgreens still in business? They fuck people left, right, and center, especially on prescriptions. The difference between a candy bar at walgreens and walmart may only be about fifty cents, but the prescription prices exceed twenty bucks in some cases. My two scripts at walmart are four bucks apiece with no insurance. At wallgreens, one is eleven bucks and the other is seventeen bucks. That's fucking insane. No wonder the state of Missouri is suing wallgreens for unfair pricing practices and false advertising.

http://consumerist.com/2013/08/27/missouri-ags-lawsuit-accuses-walgreens-of-overcharging-customers/

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/03/13 10:43 AM

Yeah pharmacies are rip off joints, making great profits by overcharging junkies for their oxies and xanies.

One script I had was $54 at CVS for a 1 month supply and I can get a 3 month supply at Walmart or Target for $10.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/03/13 10:20 PM

It's officially been one week since my last cigarette. Kicked the habit with an e-cig juice rig thingie. Fruity nicotine laced water vapor. Next month, I'll get some nicotine free juice. I'm thoroughly convinced that I'm more addicted to the habit itself and the oral fixation than I am the nicotine.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/04/13 05:57 AM

Fartz, you ought to try the patch just for the experience of the dreams, shits, and gas.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/04/13 08:46 AM

That sounds like the ultimate teifecta, but dem patches be expensive, boss.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/13 10:36 PM

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/13 10:42 PM

Is it a poisonous enema snake?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/13 10:45 PM

^No idea, cause - pizza:

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/13 10:47 PM

Does it make you sad that person loves pizza that much and is relatively in shape whereas you're just a fat slovenly garbage dump?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/13 10:55 PM

^No

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/13 10:58 PM

Who remembers these?:

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/13 10:59 PM

Ecto cooler was the official drink of the fifth grade.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/13 02:09 PM

^It was either Hi-C or Capri Sun for me. Whatever my parents got what was on sale. The only problem is that my daily ration was of 2 drinks per day, which was not enough. I once drank all 2 packs at once

and was thirsty for the rest of the day and had to drink [plain] fountain water on breaks because teachers were reluctant to give out hallway passes in my school

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/13 02:41 PM

I didn't like drinks with food and they didn't have bottled water then. I'd get a small milk for 50 cents sometimes. I wanted Caprison cuz the packaging and fun tionality looked so cool, but my mom said it was too expensive if you multiply it out by 5days/ week. Bad enough I ate expensive food or last night's leftover quiche because I hated sandwhich bread.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/13 05:41 PM

The only time I drink alcohol with food is beer with pizza or maybe a burger.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/13 07:26 PM

I don't drink recreationally, but a good margarita with good authentic mexican is up there with slow, deep throat blowjobs.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/13 07:30 PM

Does that mean you only purpose drink or that you are on the Charin plan?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/11/13 12:37 PM

Panzer, did NYPD give you a random bag check today on 9/11 and find your vintage enema supplies and drawings for a new subway system with anal irrigation?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/11/13 03:34 PM

JB: Lhota v DeBlasio, thoughts?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/11/13 06:13 PM

I think one of them's going to be the next Mayor.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/11/13 08:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Does that mean you only purpose drink or that you are on the Charin plan?

It means that I enjoy a good spirit with a good meal, but I don't get drunk. I never had a drinking problem, I just don't like the feeling of drunkeness and the loss of control that accompanies it. I like being high on substances that allow me to talk, walk, and perform basic motor skills.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/12/13 08:13 AM

My last bout of beer drinking has caused a gout [I suspect] flare up. My knuckles and some of my toe joints feel like I've been pounding a wall with them. Fuck fuck fuck. Getting old is so much fun.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/13 09:04 AM

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/13 01:22 PM

I'll take the gout thank you ! ^

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/13 07:39 PM

I thought teh' gout was from too much uric acid in your diet or some such shit. Like eating too much liver and what have you's.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/13 08:48 PM

don't try to interject science into his hillbilly belief system.
let him hate on the black bitches and beer if that's what gets him to his next birthday.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/13 09:27 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

I'll take the gout thank you ! ^

I don't get it.

Posted by: CanHead

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 05:57 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz

I thought teh' gout was from too much uric acid in your diet or some such shit. Like eating too much liver and what have you's.

Yeah, the liverwurst and the corned beef will get you.

CanHead

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 07:02 AM

Need some advice here, tough guys. I've been on a vicodin binge due to some extremely extensive dental work and I have not pooped in five days at least. Don't really want to squirt water up my ass nor do I want to take a strong laxative that will put me on the commode all night. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 08:12 AM

5 days is quite some time. I'd say go with a laxative, because it ain't gonna be quick and easy when it breaks loose any way. If you go with a greasy cheesesteak or runny eggs to try and free up the works, you might be stuck with that stuff floating on top and cburning yer guts for hours.

Whatever you do, make sure to weight yourself before and after the deuce.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 08:39 AM

Beans, Brother.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 09:04 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz

Need some advice here, tough guys. I've been on a vicodin binge due to some extremely extensive dental work and I have not pooped in five days at least. Don't really want to squirt water up my ass nor do I want to take a strong laxative that will put me on the commode all night. Any suggestions?

Supreme tacos and nachos with salsa and nacho cheese.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 09:38 AM

I'll prolly just bust out a stool softener or something or another. Back when I used to audit for Walgreens, a co-worker and friend came running into my aisle excited to show me some shit he found counting the drug wall. I can't remember the name of the product, but underneath the brand name, it was described as "bowel evacuant" and was some shit you were supposed to take before surgery. We thought that was pretty damn funny. Maybe I'll hit up walmart after work and see if I can find some and report later with the results.

One consequence of this stoppage is that my farts are insanely deadly lately and could possibly peel the paint off of walls. I guess this is probably due to the fact that they have to work their way past a work week of dumps on their way out. It's gonna be a fun night boys and girls.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 11:58 AM

Just regular metamucil or Psyllium seed capsules. You can find both at the grocery in the medicine aisle.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 01:04 PM

Just get an enema dude [and think of me while you're at it], and I will go and take a nap and will think of Thai girls while I'm at it.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 01:12 PM

Naw man, I aint squirting water and saline up my ass. Fucka bunch of that. I heard fiber stuff will just get working on what you're currently eating and won't do shit for what's already been sitting there. Supposedy milk of magnesia is the pain free route. Maybe I'll give that a shot.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 01:32 PM

Mr Horton, did Fartz PM you the pics of his copius caca?

No, he did not PM me, but he did PM your mom with the pics of his copius caca.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Taking A Shit: The Thread - 09/15/13 05:10 PM

I have been to the bathroom a harrowing eight times since my last post and there doesn't seem to be an end in sight. Dear God, what have I wrought?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Taking A Shit: The Thread - 09/15/13 05:17 PM

What's the current weight?

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Taking A Shit: The Thread - 09/15/13 05:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Originally Posted By: fartz

A lot. Like over 9.

That's a lot. The doc couldn't root-canal them?

Root canals and porcelain crowns would have ran me about four times what extractions and fakes would have cost with about an eight year outlook. It was more financially feasable to just do away with them. I was not blessed with good dental health, unfortunately. I fucked up in my early twenties by spending all my cash on drugs and neglecting my dental health. Sleep grinding, sugary drinks, a toungue piercing, and bad inherited enamel was the death of my teefs. On top of that, when my wisdoms came in, they came in at an angle and pushed my other teeth against each other further complicating things. Instead of seeing a dentist, i would just pop about nine ibuprofen and deal with the pain. If I could rewind time, I would have definitely done things differently, but my shit has been brittle since I was a kid. My dad and sister's grills also fell apart at an early age.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Taking A Shit: The Thread - 09/15/13 07:33 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Originally Posted By: fartz

A lot. Like over 9.

That's a lot. The doc couldn't root-canal them?

Root canals and porcelain crowns would have ran me about four times what extractions and fakes would have cost with about an eight year outlook. It was more financially feasable to just do away with them. I was not blessed with good dental health, unfortunately. I fucked up in my early twenties by spending all my cash on drugs and neglecting my dental health. Sleep grinding, sugary drinks, a toungue piercing, and bad inherited enamel was the death of my teefs. On top of that, when my wisdoms came in, they came in at an angle and oushed my other teeth against each other further complicating things.

I had a lot of dental work done too couple of years ago since I was afraid of the dentist [when I was a kid at pre-school, a dentist came to pre-school and I was 1 of the unlucky 3 that were chosen for mandatory dental work, and I did not liked that]. That happened in Soviet Union in 1990. The dentist was some village lady who probably operated a drill press or jack hammer.

Russian dentists give good discounts for cash. There is even "underground" lab in my area. It looks like normal house, but in the garage and behind it, there's a whole dental lab with technician that casts porcelain crowns and a dentist who installs them.

I gotta go and have my teeth caped sometime, because I don't think that temporary crown will last much longer [been 5 or so months since it was put-on].

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 07:43 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz

I'll prolly just bust out a stool softener or something or another. Back when I used to audit for Walgreens, a co-worker and friend came running into my aisle excited to show me some shit he found counting the drug wall. I can't remember the name of the product, but underneath the brand name, it was described as "bowel evacuant" and was some shit you were supposed to take before surgery. We thought that was pretty damn funny. Maybe I'll hit up walmart after work and see if I can find some and report later with the results.

One consequence of this stoppage is that my farts are insanely deadly lately and could possibly peel the paint off of walls. I guess this is probably due to the fact that they have to work their way past a work week of dumps on their way out. It's gonna be a fun night boys and girls.

pretty much everything i ate from 1 to 6 pm my time has put me in the same situation minus the stoppage. fucken doom on nfl sundays.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 07:45 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

Originally Posted By: fartz

I'll prolly just bust out a stool softener or something or another. Back when I used to audit for Walgreens, a co-worker and friend came running into my aisle excited to show me some shit he found counting the drug wall. I can't remember the name of the product, but underneath the brand name, it was described as "bowel evacuant" and was some shit you were supposed to take before surgery. We thought that was pretty damn funny. Maybe I'll hit up walmart after work and see if I can find some and report later with the results.

One consequence of this stoppage is that my farts are insanely deadly lately and could possibly peel the paint off of walls. I guess this is probably due to the fact that they have to work their way past a work week of dumps on their way out. It's gonna be a fun night boys and girls.

pretty much everything i ate from 1 to 6 pm my time has put me in the same situation minus the stoppage. fucken doom on nfl sundays.

I never have constipated bowels.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 08:10 PM

Eat some bad fish like I did the other day and cramp your colon out. Been sick all fucking day.
I'll take the gout over that ugly black chick.
Beer is a major NO when you got uric acid buildup. Hillbilly beliefs notwithstanding.
Twould seem some yankees on here don't know shit from apple butter.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/13 08:42 PM

my statement stands...beer and black bitches equal an unhealthy bdm.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/16/13 08:34 AM

Haha cant say I disagree. I do like certain varieties of both though.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/16/13 11:02 PM

500 classic Chevys being auctioned in Nebraska

http://autos.yahoo.com/news/nearly-500-classic-chevy-found-nebraska-181608803.html

Here is the amazing part:

Quote:

His dealership didn’t sell any trade-ins and bought its inventory outright. He kept any unsold inventory and stored it, along with any cars he thought would have long-term value.

That is old time biddness. No credit, just "Here is your money, now I'll go make mine." Dude operated like that from the 40's to the 90's.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/17/13 11:57 PM

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/18/13 10:44 AM

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/19/13 06:29 PM

His mom 40 years ago. He's an asshole baby.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/19/13 07:13 PM

My BlackBerry used to be in sych with my laptop on XPT. Now, with the Android, I'll read a bunch on the phone, then hop on the laptop 2 hours later and it won't recognize I already read shit. Efficiency is gone.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/19/13 07:15 PM

Manually resync and check your sync settings.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/20/13 07:24 PM

Grand Theft Auto 5 has been out for three days and has made a BILLION dollars. Biggest launch in entertainment history. Books, movies, games, etc. I seriously hope Hollywood takes notes here and understands that strong investments and creative freedom can be quite profitable. Maybe we can stop getting remakes of crappy old television shows and movies that already came out and start getting new, interesting movies. With our luck, Hollywood will probably look at this, not see the forest for the trees, and figure that it's time for a Grand Theft Auto movie. Damn Jews will never learn.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/20/13 08:02 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz

Grand Theft Auto 5 has been out for three days and has made a BILLION dollars. Biggest launch in entertainment history. Books, movies, games, etc. I seriously hope Hollywood takes notes here and understands that strong investments and creative freedom can be quite profitable. Maybe we can stop getting remakes of crappy old television shows and movies that already came out and start getting new, interesting movies. With our luck, Hollywood will probably look at this, not see the forest for the trees, and figure that it's time for a Grand Theft Auto movie. Damn Jews will never learn.

Isn't Too Fast and the Furious franchise is the movie version of GTA?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/20/13 08:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Isn't Too Fast and the Furious franchise is the movie version of GTA?

Whoever's hacking Panzer this week sounds more like El Glorioso. Nonetheless, he's correct.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/20/13 09:02 PM

Naw, the fast and the douchiest is more like need for speed: the movie. It seems like GTA would be impossible to convert to film, but I wouldn't put it past Hollywood to try. I mean, we did get Hansel and Gretel: warriors of the armageddon or whatever the fuck that silly shit was. I mean, Pirates of The Caribbean was based on a goddamn themepark ride for fuck's sake. I really don't want to get started on how disgusted I've been with movies since they decided that originality took a backseat to Jersey Shore and focus groups.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/20/13 09:20 PM

gta is a bunch of gangster movies and cop shows melded into a game. where the fuck have you guys been?.

http://www.igrandtheftauto.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=796482

all the links are busted because that^ thread was old 2010.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383385/movieconnections

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/20/13 11:28 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz

Naw, the fast and the douchiest is more like need for speed: the movie. It seems like GTA would be impossible to convert to film, but I wouldn't put it past Hollywood to try. I mean, we did get Hansel and Gretel: warriors of the armageddon or whatever the fuck that silly shit was. I mean, Pirates of The Caribbean was based on a goddamn themepark ride for fuck's sake. I really don't want to get started on how disgusted I've been with movies since they decided that originality took a backseat to Jersey Shore and focus groups.

They gotta do it in a way so it pleases the rating boards so a PG-13 rating would be granted so schoolings would also have a way to buy a ticket.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/20/13 11:29 PM

This is what allegedly Coca-Cola Company of Russia gave out to their employees as a present for Christmas:

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 01:05 AM

Well goddamn. I had quite literallly just pressed play on some random asian anal title when the transformer in front of the house exploded with a ginormous boom and blacked out several blocks. As a side note, pissing by cellphone light is a good way to remind yourself to buy fucking candles every time you move.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 01:10 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Well goddamn. I had quite literallly just pressed play on some random asian anal title when the transformer in front of the house exploded with a ginormous boom and blacked out several blocks. As a side note, pissing by cellphone light is a good way to remind yourself to buy fucking candles every time you move.

Get yourself one of those Rayovac LED lanterns.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 04:32 AM

For emergency lighting I used some LED solar garden lights I got super cheap at Walmart. They were $4 for 8 of them. They come with a rechargeable AA battery, but I just replace with a regular Duracell. They worked great during Sandy last year.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 06:54 AM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Originally Posted By: fartz

Naw, the fast and the douchiest is more like need for speed: the movie. It seems like GTA would be impossible to convert to film, but I wouldn't put it past Hollywood to try. I mean, we did get Hansel and Gretel: warriors of the armageddon or whatever the fuck that silly shit was. I mean, Pirates of The Caribbean was based on a goddamn themepark ride for fuck's sake. I really don't want to get started on how disgusted I've been with movies since they decided that originality took a backseat to Jersey Shore and focus groups.

They gotta do it in a way so it pleases the rating boards so a PG-13 rating would be granted so schoolings would also have a way to buy a ticket.

That may be the most sensical thing you've ever posted ever.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 09:01 AM

How can you have beating a hooker to death to get your money back and be PG-13?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 11:11 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

For emergency lighting I used some LED solar garden lights I got super cheap at Walmart. They were $4 for 8 of them. They come with a rechargeable AA battery, but I just replace with a regular Duracell. They worked great during Sandy last year.

Dude now that is a damned good idea.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 11:24 AM

I had 2 boxes sitting on a shelf in the garage. They work for days on a single battery. Mom hung 2 on the chandelier so she could read at night.

You could probably check Walmart now, because all the lawn and garden shit should be on clearance.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 01:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

For emergency lighting I used some LED solar garden lights I got super cheap at Walmart. They were $4 for 8 of them. They come with a rechargeable AA battery, but I just replace with a regular Duracell. They worked great during Sandy last year.

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 01:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

How can you have beating a hooker to death to get your money back and be PG-13?

Hooker's death occurs off-camera. The miscreant who beat her ends up eating lead in several calibers before the game is over.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 03:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

For emergency lighting I used some LED solar garden lights I got super cheap at Walmart. They were $4 for 8 of them. They come with a rechargeable AA battery, but I just replace with a regular Duracell. They worked great during Sandy last year.

Which ones? Got a link or pic?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 04:05 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

For emergency lighting I used some LED solar garden lights I got super cheap at Walmart. They were $4 for 8 of them. They come with a rechargeable AA battery, but I just replace with a regular Duracell. They worked great during Sandy last year.

Which ones? Got a link or pic?

They sell them everyone. Its those lights that you stick it in the ground.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 04:14 PM

So it could be used as a torch in case a local doktor creates life from a bunch of parts?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 06:53 PM

This looks to be the closest one, but the ones I have are wider on top, so carrying it around is kinda like a candle on a saucer.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Westinghouse-8pc-Turbo-Rocket-Black/15554035

Now they come in pieces, and you put em together. There is a little plastic prism that goes over the LED to make it sparkle out some. That is the only piece I attached. Not the plastic shade, tube or spike.

The batteries are a bitch to change. Gotta fight em out of their spot with a flat screwdriver.

I'd suggest just going to a Walmart or Target and see what they have on clearance, so you can eyeball the fuckers.

Edit: This in black, I think: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Westinghouse-Melville-Solar-Bronze/21899646 Out of stock though.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/21/13 11:17 PM

Originally Posted By: Bluecipher

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

How can you have beating a hooker to death to get your money back and be PG-13?

Hooker's death occurs off-camera. The miscreant who beat her ends up eating lead in several calibers before the game is over.

stick to being perverts... you fuckers are just not picking up the gta vibe and it might be too late for some of you. fuck.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/22/13 02:57 AM

Shout box is not working - I can see the text but when I type and hit Shout, it refreshes and my entry is not happening.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/22/13 12:41 PM

thank god for that!

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/22/13 06:13 PM

Been about a month with no cigarettes. I'm breathing better and my sense of smell has returned. This vaporizer thing is the best investment I've made in quite some time. I'm getting pretty sick of reading all these articles of how bad vaporizing is for you. I call bullshit. Now I know it would be silly to think that vaping propylene glycol, glycerine, nicotine, and flavoring could be good for you, but I'd bet the farm that it's ten times better for you than smoking. I tried a cigarette a couple of weeks ago just for the fuck of it, and one drag damn near killed me. It was like smoking my first cigarette. It tasted like garbage and had me instantly coughing like mad. If I smoked cigarettes as much as I vape on my rig, I would be feeling like utter shit. With the exception of coughing up all sorts of combinations of black, brown, and green the first couple of weeks of quitting cigarettes, I haven't choked on this thing once nor have I woken up after a late night feeling like I inhaled a bag of razor blades like I have in my smoking days. Big pharma and the fda fucking hates these things because they're eating up the profits they could be making with patches and chantix and all that shit. I encourage anyone who wants to quit smoking to try these things out. Not only are they a much safer alternative to cigarettes, but they also taste great and come in all sorts of rad varieties. These things are the shit, people. So glad I made the switch.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/22/13 07:42 PM

Your sense of smell came back???

I'm gonna keep smoking then. Last thing I need is a functioning sense of smell ruining my ass eating obsession. I don't even do a dip n sniff test for eating puss. If the smell ain't strong enough to kill my wood when the panties come off, I'm golden.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/22/13 08:00 PM

I can write random letters in shout box and they get posted, but normal words do not work there

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/22/13 08:06 PM

pm elabo. he's in charge of this forum.

try the random letter thing just to make sure it gets through.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/23/13 05:57 AM

Enema bulbs in a Tide ad?

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/23/13 06:20 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Your sense of smell came back???

I'm gonna keep smoking then. Last thing I need is a functioning sense of smell ruining my ass eating obsession. I don't even do a dip n sniff test for eating puss. If the smell ain't strong enough to kill my wood when the panties come off, I'm golden.

^It aint working. I got somekind of malware installed when I installed codec pack.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/23/13 07:51 PM

that sucks. really.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/24/13 11:28 PM

Currently trying to talk a good friend out of getting her first tattoo at 38.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/24/13 11:39 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Currently trying to talk a good friend out of getting her first tattoo at 38.

On her ( )*( )?

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/25/13 06:46 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Currently trying to talk a good friend out of getting her first tattoo at 38.

Got this advice from another forum. This goes for any woman getting a tattoo at anytime. Ask yourself how would this look on grandma because eventually that is how it is going to look on you.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 11:31 AM

Some deaf dude rolled up in the shop and asked for "NUUUUUH UUNNNNGH NIIIIIIII NUHHHHH NUUUI" . I gave him some paper and a pen and it turns out he wanted some lube and boner pills.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 01:24 PM

LOL!

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 02:23 PM

Just came from Olive Garden. I wanted the Endless Pasta Bowl and the server told me that the promo ended today, after I explicitely inquired about the Endless Pasta Bowl. I tipped him 20% and gave him a benefit of the doubt, but took the receipt with me. Just called their restaurant phone number and the phone person confirmed that it ends in 2 days. That homo [server] lied to me. I plan to be back there tomorrow, what should I do? I can still file complaint with the DCA.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 02:38 PM

My suggestion is you eat a dick and forget about your boring ass life.

Speaking of boring ass lives, I am eight and a half hours into a sixteen hour shift. Unless some major tits and ass walk in the door in the next seven and a half hours, the highlight of my day will be an old man informing me that "them damn transexual videos yall got are marked too damn high" and a deaf person who assumed I was fluent in tardspeak.

And fuck the Olive Garden.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 02:50 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz

My suggestion is you eat a dick and forget about your boring ass life.

Speaking of boring ass lives, I am eight and a half hours into a sixteen hour shift. Unless some major tits and ass walk in the door in the next seven and a half hours, the highlight of my day will be an old man informing me that "them damn transexual videos yall got are marked too damn high" and a deaf person who assumed I was fluent in tardspeak.

And fuck the Olive Garden.

But its Endless Pasta Bowl promo, nigga. 2x plates of bread sticks, 2x bowls of soup, 2x plates of pasta with meatballs and 1x highball glass of tasty beverage for under $20.00 is too good of a good deal to pass out on. [and I am taking photos there. Olive Garden photos are rare on the web.]

I think I will just stiff him with no tip and write the complaint to DCA, and let them sort that shit out.

How high are the tranny flicks are priced in your joint?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 02:51 PM

My suggestion: Move to Wiscopennsyltucky or wherever if you're gonna eat that shit that has no business being in NYC. Any New Yorker eating those places deserve to have a bad experience.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 02:54 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

My suggestion: Move to Wiscopennsyltucky or wherever if you're gonna eat that shit that has no business being in NYC. Any New Yorker eating those places deserve to have a bad experience.

Fuck those Italian mom-n'-pop joints. I don't trust them, their prices, their quality and the wetbacks who prep the dishes.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 03:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Originally Posted By: fartz

My suggestion is you eat a dick and forget about your boring ass life.

Speaking of boring ass lives, I am eight and a half hours into a sixteen hour shift. Unless some major tits and ass walk in the door in the next seven and a half hours, the highlight of my day will be an old man informing me that "them damn transexual videos yall got are marked too damn high" and a deaf person who assumed I was fluent in tardspeak.

And fuck the Olive Garden.

But its Endless Pasta Bowl promo, nigga. 2x plates of bread sticks, 2x bowls of soup, 2x plates of pasta with meatballs and 1x highball glass of tasty beverage for under $20.00 is too good of a good deal to pass out on. [and I am taking photos there. Olive Garden photos are rare on the web.]

I think I will just stiff him with no tip and write the complaint to DCA, and let them sort that shit out.

How high are the tranny flicks are priced in your joint?

The old crappy totally tastess whatever the fucks are twenty bucks. The John Stagliano lady penis extravaganzas are sixty bucks. The price of AIDS these days....

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 03:03 PM

Italian mom and pops got the illegals who know what they are doing. Same as the mom and pop Russian joints. Chain stores employ minimum wage negros in the kitchen. American ones at that. They won't spring for some hard working Haitians.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 03:22 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Originally Posted By: fartz

My suggestion is you eat a dick and forget about your boring ass life.

Speaking of boring ass lives, I am eight and a half hours into a sixteen hour shift. Unless some major tits and ass walk in the door in the next seven and a half hours, the highlight of my day will be an old man informing me that "them damn transexual videos yall got are marked too damn high" and a deaf person who assumed I was fluent in tardspeak.

And fuck the Olive Garden.

But its Endless Pasta Bowl promo, nigga. 2x plates of bread sticks, 2x bowls of soup, 2x plates of pasta with meatballs and 1x highball glass of tasty beverage for under $20.00 is too good of a good deal to pass out on. [and I am taking photos there. Olive Garden photos are rare on the web.]

I think I will just stiff him with no tip and write the complaint to DCA, and let them sort that shit out.

How high are the tranny flicks are priced in your joint?

The old crappy totally tastess whatever the fucks are twenty bucks. The John Stagliano lady penis extravaganzas are sixty bucks. The price of AIDS these days....

That's too much money. The higest I've seen DVDs in red cases were $50.00 for new releases, and $45.00 and down for stuff that is like 1 month and older. Who buys these discs as your joint when you can get them online for half the price?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 03:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

My suggestion: Move to Wiscopennsyltucky or wherever if you're gonna eat that shit that has no business being in NYC. Any New Yorker eating those places deserve to have a bad experience.

Fuck those Italian mom-n'-pop joints. I don't trust them, their prices, their quality and the wetbacks who prep the dishes.

Again, gtfo then.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 03:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Italian mom and pops got the illegals who know what they are doing. Same as the mom and pop Russian joints. Chain stores employ minimum wage negros in the kitchen. American ones at that. They won't spring for some hard working Haitians.

I don't give a fuck who preps what as long as its cheap and tastes good.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 03:25 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

My suggestion: Move to Wiscopennsyltucky or wherever if you're gonna eat that shit that has no business being in NYC. Any New Yorker eating those places deserve to have a bad experience.

Fuck those Italian mom-n'-pop joints. I don't trust them, their prices, their quality and the wetbacks who prep the dishes.

Again, gtfo then.

I'm not stepping into those places in the 1st place. Chains and corporate-controlled establishments is what I choose. Fuck the mom-n'-pops.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 03:46 PM

Idiots buy them. That's who. We keep em high because king HIV won't ever come down on his prices. We'd rather make rental revenue on the shit we still have back there not get rid of them and re-order them for way more than they're worth.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 07:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Alex Panzer as "Mr. Horton"

How high are the tranny flicks are priced in your joint?

Originally Posted By: Fartz

The old crappy totally tastess whatever the fucks are twenty bucks. The John Stagliano lady penis extravaganzas are sixty bucks. The price of AIDS these days....

I was about to post this exchange as QOTD, and that is a great retort, but, umm. . .

What's with all the Tranny shit these days? Did Sm*rtt become a Global Mod or something?

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 09:01 PM

I was wondering the same thing. It's like it's year of the penis or something.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 09:20 PM

It's foreshadowing the Return of Figgs.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 09:30 PM

God help us all

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 09:31 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Currently trying to talk a good friend out of getting her first tattoo at 38.

If it's who my first thought was, she shouldn't get one, she looks fine. I don't think that person is 38 though.

Tell whoever it is that the tattoo means she is one step closer to being sex trafficked to Europe and/or dating War Machine.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 09:38 PM

If I could tuen back the clock, I would'nt have gotten the numerous retarded things that plague my body. Just a sample of my abominations:

There's a lot more stupidity where those came from. To be young and stupid.....

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 09:41 PM

the sunburn is pretty fucken cool.. those don't suck. i've seen much much worse.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 10:18 PM

Just sent a following complaint to the Olive Garden:

"Yesterday on Friday 27th 2013, I have visited Olive Garden restaurant number 1567, which is located on 696 Avenue of the Americas in New York City, and after I was seated and given the regular menu, I asked the waiter Thomas D if the Endless Pasta Bowl promotion was still available, to which he replied that it was no longer available. I was disappointment that I missed the Endless Pasta Bowl promotion but I still ordered grilled chicken flatbread and a drink. When I later came back home, I found the weekly circular with the Olive Garden insert, and it is advertised that Endless Pasta Bowl is available through September 29. I called the store's telephone number that was printed on the bottom of the sales receipt, and the woman on the other end confirmed that September 29th is the last day of Endless Pasta Bowl promotion. Even the Olive Garden website as of right now advertised Endless Pasta Bowl promotion for this New York City location. I feel very dissapointed that the server misled me about fictious end date of the Endless Pasta Bowl promotion and I think that he and especially his manager should have known better about the end date of this promotion. I feel that I was was baited by the advertisements and switched by the server, and as a retail manager myself, I find it hard to believe in that the server was not properly informed and checked by the store and/or corporate management of the terms and running period of such big and widespread sales event as the Endless Pasta Bowl."

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 10:47 PM

tell em Thomas D tried to grab your breadstick while he tossed your salad.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 10:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Panzer

I was disappointment

Whaddaya mean "was?"

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 11:11 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Panzer

I was disappointment

Whaddaya mean "was?"

It was a typo that I corrected in the actual complaint.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 11:16 PM

Bah. You are still disappointment, Alexi. Great shame and disappointment.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 11:28 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Great shame and disappointment.

Click to reveal..

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/27/13 11:56 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz

Idiots buy them. That's who. We keep em high because king HIV won't ever come down on his prices. We'd rather make rental revenue on the shit we still have back there not get rid of them and re-order them for way more than they're worth.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/28/13 12:35 AM

I got dollars to donuts there's a catch like they're old titles, etc. Evil Angel along with Jules Jordan and Digital Playground are considered premium shit. None of these companies come down on titles that matter. Digital Playgeound will sell you assloads of jacks playground and that shit for a reasonable price, but nobody who isn't shopping for a particular girl wants these. They want the vocational series and the "features" and Pirates and shit. And that shit demands a premium price. Adriano, Belladonna, and Darko are also in high demand. So Evil doesn't do so bad either. As much shit that I give Stagliano, the guy has his finger on the pulse of what extreme perverts want. I actually enjoy Adriano,Belladonna stuff not featuring herself, Jaysin before he lost his mind and even Darkko. And that shit sells as well so they have room to charge a premium price. Same shit goes for JJ.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/28/13 05:02 AM

Bush DVD mainly does rentals, it's where I rent from. So they're just reducing their inventory. Looks like it's nothing newer.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/28/13 06:13 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Panzer

I was disappointment

Whaddaya mean "was?"

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/28/13 07:58 AM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Just sent a following complaint to the Olive Garden:

You should start a blog for your complaints.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/28/13 01:02 PM

You really should. The Panzer Letters.

Nothing wrong with your ink, fartzie. I'm getting my first one, one with my ex's name in a heart and a poorly done white tiger covered up in the next couple of weeks.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/28/13 04:23 PM

Just came back from the Olive Garden's Endless Pasta Bowl sales event.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/29/13 08:01 AM

Checkout The Blog About Stuff for the Endless Pasta Bowl 2013 review that I just posted.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/29/13 09:50 AM

Every restaurant should treat your complaints in the same manner as Pat Haden treated Lane Kiffin last night.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/29/13 12:05 PM

Don't feel so bad Fartz.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/29/13 12:18 PM

A good artist could fix that. A little shadowing would bring it right to life.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/29/13 12:29 PM

I got great work, and I'm not necessarily ashamed of my tattoos, it's just that I'm not nineteen years old anymore. They remind me of the cocky little jerk that I used to be.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/29/13 12:31 PM

Yeah I'm not a bit ashamed of mine either. I'm really not supposed to get anymore work done due to my problems with my immune system and mrsa but I'm thinking of a small Misfits skull on my hand.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/29/13 02:17 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Don't feel so bad Fartz.

Is this yours?

Oh yeah, that scabby mess IS bad judgement.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/29/13 02:59 PM

The picture aint too horrible, it's the canvas that needs work. I wanted hot women too, but I also wanted color. Every tattoo I have is brilliantly colorful. Pinups are almost impossible to do with lots of color which is why I chose cartoon girls. The japanese have a penchant for drawing the anime girls with exaggerated features and sweet upskirt shots. As an adult, I would never, ever choose anime girls, but it is what it is. I also have Mr. Yuck, a reverse Mr. Yuck, another anime girl on my shoulder, two koi fish in a yin and yang position floating in water with cherry blossoms and "you reap what you sow" written in Japanese down the center covering the entire right side of my right leg from knee to foot and an epitaph for my sister behind my knees (the most painful ones by a longshot) written in calligraphy and wrapped in vines.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/29/13 06:35 PM

No stars?

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 06:08 AM

Koi fish were as cliche as I got, but to my credit it was 1998 and they were a relatively new thing back then. The whole koi fish thing really spiraled out of control in the following years. I aint sayin' I was the first, but I did catch the fad in it's very early phase before hipsters came along and fucked everything up for us slackers.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 07:49 AM

I don't like tattoos, because they are stupid.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 07:55 AM

Would you get one if you had a coupon?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 08:06 AM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

Would you get one if you had a coupon?

No,

Click to reveal..

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 08:07 AM

My cats and dogs are always decorating my arms with scratches and scabs. I keep triple antibiotic companies in business.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 04:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Just sent a following complaint to the Olive Garden:

You should start a blog for your complaints.

Maybe I will. But they wrote back:

"Dear Mr. Alex:

Thank you for sharing your comments about Olive Garden where our goal is to provide you with a genuine Italian dining experience. Your feedback is always welcome.

When you choose to dine with us, you trust our staff to be knowledgeable about our menu and other aspects of our business. It's very obvious from your email that we disappointed you, and we apologize our team member was unable to accurately assist you with questions about our menu. The General Manager, and the management team at our New York City location will be re-educating our team members so they can answer any questions you may have on future visits.

As a gesture of goodwill and our desire to continue serving you, we will be sending you a complimentary gift card to apply toward a future visit. Your gift card will arrive via postal mail by October 9, 2013, and we are confident we can restore your faith in Olive Garden.

Sincerely,

Danielle
Olive Garden Guest Relations"

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 06:13 PM

and that folks, is why Alexi only eats at chain restaurants. No mom and pop would send him a gift card for a free fountain beverage with any order over $20.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 06:19 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

and that folks, is why Alexi only eats at chain restaurants. No mom and pop would send him a gift card for a free fountain beverage with any order over $20.

Mom and pop would tell me to go fuck myself.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 06:41 PM

Exactly.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 06:53 PM

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 07:01 PM

i think alex might be right in this case IF what he says is true. and i honestly would rather have him scamming corporations rather than "mom and pop" shops.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 07:19 PM

I anymore, if I'm pissed off enough to complain about a joint with an email I'll give them bogus contact info and tell them as much, so they don't think I'm a Panzer making shit up.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 07:22 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

i think alex might be right in this case IF what he says is true. and i honestly would rather have him scamming corporations rather than "mom and pop" shops.

Other than being formal, mom n' pop establishments have zero customer service. That's as Soviet as you can get.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 07:49 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I anymore, if I'm pissed off enough to complain about a joint with an email I'll give them bogus contact info and tell them as much, so they don't think I'm a Panzer making shit up.

if i have a problem i state it in a polite manner at the time it happens. you'd be surprised at how people actually want to do a good job and help you out if it's presented in the proper manner. thats more of a response to alex btw.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 09:51 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

and that folks, is why Alexi only eats at chain restaurants. No mom and pop would send him a gift card for a free fountain beverage with any order over $20.

They know Panzer would never spend $20 on food.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/30/13 09:53 PM

Most of my complaints are getting fucked on drive-thrus. If I'm 15minutes away about to eat dinner and the KFC scumbags gave me the wrong shit, I'm not driving back and I'm not going to KFC for about 6 months.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/01/13 01:26 AM

Kill Fucking Chickens

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/01/13 05:59 AM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

As a gesture of goodwill and our desire to continue serving you, we will be sending you a complimentary gift card to apply toward a future visit. Your gift card will arrive via postal mail by October 9, 2013, and we are confident we can restore your faith in Olive Garden.

Are you going to take a date?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/01/13 06:00 AM

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/01/13 06:45 AM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Just sent a following complaint to the Olive Garden:

You should start a blog for your complaints.

http://complaintsbyalex.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/01/13 06:58 AM

Are you going to be posting the responses you get also or just the complaints?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/01/13 07:01 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Are you going to be posting the responses you get also or just the complaints?

I don't know yet.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/01/13 08:26 AM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I anymore, if I'm pissed off enough to complain about a joint with an email I'll give them bogus contact info and tell them as much, so they don't think I'm a Panzer making shit up.

if i have a problem i state it in a polite manner at the time it happens. you'd be surprised at how people actually want to do a good job and help you out if it's presented in the proper manner. thats more of a response to alex btw.

This is true, although I rarely complain if shit's fucked up, biting the hand that feeds and shit. A lot of eating establishments are staffed by jackoff teenagers that could give two fucks if your needs were met and will happily jizz on your Mcdouble if duty calls. Don't fuck with food service, folks. Panzer's prolly' eaten enough shit, piss, spit, and come fill a John Thompson movie.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/01/13 10:52 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz

Panzer's prolly' eaten enough shit, piss, spit, and cum to fill a John Thompson movie.

Plus all the stuff from restaurant workers he's offended.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/05/13 12:39 PM

$25 Olive Gift card just came in

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/07/13 05:42 PM

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/08/13 07:12 PM

maniacs...quick question.

you guys ever watch the taryn thomas meatholes scene and then wonder how chris nolan missed casting the khan tusion persona as a super villain in the dark knight series?.

that scene is for free now and it's a masterpiece. check out the "virtue" part.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/08/13 07:52 PM

@ jasonH

seen this?.
http://jalopnik.com/red-bull-may-have-invented-a-secret-new-hybrid-technolo-1442585020

i know you watch the f1 like i do. vettel unleashed hard..maybe too much?.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/08/13 08:01 PM

I like it, but I think "jerk off" is more authentic than "jerk".

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/15/13 03:00 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Personally, I'm here in spite of friends and family and I plan to keep being here to spite the fucking bejesus out of 'em.

You and me are constructed of different fiber, my friend.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/16/13 06:20 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Approved:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/30/johnny-t-nyc-tourist-tips_n_4016654.html

th^t was good...

this is related to the 4-6 gtfo emphasized above.
heres another slice of nyc...the real sociopathic shit starts at 1:30.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/16/13 07:14 PM

Is that a male or female?

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/16/13 08:38 PM

Pattern baldness suggests a ranting male dwarf.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/17/13 07:25 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/paralyzed-porn-mogul-wants-attackers-life-spared-220827611.html

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/17/13 08:18 PM

He wants the guy tortured instead, which you're vehemently against, except for Snowden. You fucking pussy.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/17/13 08:58 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

Is that a male or female?

No, its a Douglas Levinson. DUH!

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/20/13 03:09 AM

To Chef Boyardee [ConAgra]:

"Regarding standard size cans [around 15 ounces] of Chef Boyardee products:

What happened to the Chef Boyardee cans with with easy to open pull tabs? They are nowhere to be found in in the local supermarkets around where I live in Brooklyn NY. Only the cans of Chef Boyardee that require can opener are sold locally. What happened?

-Alex"

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/21/13 03:51 AM

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/21/13 04:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

To Chef Boyardee [ConAgra]:

"Regarding standard size cans [around 15 ounces] of Chef Boyardee products:

What happened to the Chef Boyardee cans with with easy to open pull tabs? They are nowhere to be found in in the local supermarkets around where I live in Brooklyn NY. Only the cans of Chef Boyardee that require can opener are sold locally. What happened?

-Alex"

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/25/13 11:57 PM

Not even if your piss was the fountain of youth.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 12:00 AM

You could wear a blindfold and we could discuss current events first.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 05:11 AM

you'd have to tell her about the time you drank absinthe with Chomsky

Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 05:25 AM

Last week in Hong Kong I got completely coked up and and beat my flaccid cock while I ground my teef and no fewer than eight whores pissed in my hair. That wasn't the original plan, of course (I planned for some hard butt fucking but of course the coke took over). The Ming Court Motel may have some bad-smelling pillows, I'm just sayin'.

Oh, and the next day I had two grams left over and a flight to Japan. It was wrenching to flush that shit down the sink.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 06:27 AM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

you'd have to tell her about the time you drank absinthe with Chomsky

I may be mis-remembering, but I could swear that Zenman was the only poster worth a damn who ever gave Chomsky any credence. Hell, I'm a left-leaning Democrat and I'd love to deport the fucker.

I think any exchange between Gia and Chomsky would resemble the one between her and the bukkake mope.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 06:30 AM

Actually it may have been Chilled Stoli with a thing for Chomsky. In any event, if you were gonna piss in a girls hair, it would be advisable to drink a can or two of the juice from canned asparagus first.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 06:52 AM

The only semi-famous person I ever drank with was Cousin Dale(John P. Navin) from National Lampoon's Vacation back during the summer of 1991.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0623117/?ref_=nv_sr_3

He lived in constant fear and dread of being recognized by fat girls as Natalie's Boyfriend on "The Facts of Life"

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 06:58 AM

Stoli? I think it's more likely Pretty (remember Pretty?) would win a MacArthur Fellowship than Stoli'd have a kind word for Chomsky.

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

If you were gonna piss in a girls hair, it would be advisable to drink a can or two of the juice from canned asparagus first.

Does anyone make/know how to make old school Popeye-type animation? Or know of someone who can? You know where I'm going with this.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 08:03 AM

Most Expensive Homes for Sale in each State

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 08:13 AM

^Once you get outside New York or California, property values start making more sense.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 09:30 AM

In response to JB:

Try This

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 10:38 AM

It's a start.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 03:33 PM

The only famous person I ever drank and got high with was Danny Nick, the second bassist for Eyehategod. Not really famous, actually.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 10:08 PM

Eyehategod is the bomb shit.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 10:13 PM

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 10:18 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

you'd have to tell her about the time you drank absinthe with Chomsky

I may be mis-remembering, but I could swear that Zenman was the only poster worth a damn who ever gave Chomsky any credence. Hell, I'm a left-leaning Democrat and I'd love to deport the fucker.

I think any exchange between Gia and Chomsky would resemble the one between her and the bukkake mope.

new chomsky since you guys brought it up...
skip past dreadlocks being an uppity cunt at the beginning.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/13 10:34 PM

I smoked weed with George Carlin once.
Oh yeah, I also got drunk on shine with Dave Foley once but a mutual friend told me later: It ain't hard to find people who got drunk with Dave Foley.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/27/13 12:54 AM

http://www.snatchly.com/alexpanzer so far only 1 board for public view [1nd 7 more for my eyes only]

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/27/13 08:10 AM

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/27/13 01:37 PM

Noam Chomsky spoke at my community college in the early 90s. He was good friends with my anthropology prof.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/27/13 07:24 PM

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/27/13 08:06 PM

Wow. You knew her when she was a teen? Amazing.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/27/13 08:34 PM

Box covers lie more than whores.

If that ain't a FLOP, then it should be.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/27/13 08:55 PM

Especially cheap comps. Half the time the pictures on the back don't even match what's in the movie.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/27/13 09:02 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz

Especially cheap comps. Half the time the pictures on the back don't even match what's in the movie.

I hate when that happens.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/27/13 10:10 PM

I lucked out with one piece of shit vhs back in the day. Gauge was on the box and in the first scene. The rest of the dvd looked like it was shot in someones garage in 1988.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/27/13 11:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I lucked out with one piece of shit vhs back in the day. Gauge was on the box and in the first scene. The rest of the dvd looked like it was shot in someones garage in 1988.

I've bought some good VHS porn 14 years ago at Coney Island when they used to have those garages that sold random crap. One of the garages used to sell VHS tapes from the 80's, and I bought one with Ona Zee on the boxcover for $7.00.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/28/13 06:40 AM

The golden rule of cheap comps usually is if it's over two hours, it sucks.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/28/13 01:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

I've bought some good VHS porn 14 years ago at Coney Island when they used to have those garages that sold random crap. One of the garages used to sell VHS tapes from the 80's, and I bought one with Ona Zee on the boxcover for $7.00.

How old were you 14 years ago?

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/28/13 06:07 PM

Like nine.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/28/13 06:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

How old were you 14 years ago?

Tranzer was banned over at ADT for several years because Steph discovered he was not 18 when he signed up. True story.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/28/13 08:39 PM

I know, that's why I was asking.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/29/13 01:36 PM

Is this a comp? What is the original title of the DVD this Gia scene is on?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/29/13 04:50 PM

Originally Posted By: have2cit

Is this a comp? What is the original title of the DVD this Gia scene is on?

My First Porn Scene in Las Vegas Vol. 4

No idea: I have never watched the disc [never got to it] but the cover seems to be legit. I got it at 300 DVD 1-2 years ago at around 4x DVDs for either $10 or $12

Gia scenes are not that easy to find on the web.

http://tour.myfirstpornscene.com/

2003 called, its for Gia: it wants her plump ass back.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/30/13 08:43 PM

Well, fuck.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/31/13 12:27 AM

Do you know in what borough would Justin Bibier live in Moscow?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/31/13 01:53 AM

We can do it!: TYT charity for their studio is at $121,551/$250,000 with 37 more days left. Some guy donated $10,000 to them!

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/31/13 01:45 PM

I wanted to join www.playdr.com, but the damn site only accepts Discover card, which I don't have.

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/31/13 09:29 PM

Here is the River Phoenix Halloween memorial at The Viper Room for 2013

In the first few years there were more flowers than an old school mob funeral. After 20 years it is finally petering out. The club is definitely open tonight unlike in the first couple of years.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

This Is Tolyan - 11/02/13 05:31 AM

26 y/o Anatoliy (Tolyan) lives in Moscow with his mother and grandmother in Moscow and does not work. He sits all day in his room and plays computer games, does lets-plays on his YouTube channel and reviews junk/fast food. I am thinking about of sending some American food to him.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: This Is Trollin' - 11/02/13 08:51 AM

Originally Posted By: Panzer

This Is Trollin'

Fixed

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/02/13 01:43 PM

They are making a theatrical Lego movie!:

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/02/13 03:12 PM

^because there aren't enough movies made for, by, and about plastic people already.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/02/13 04:00 PM

^I love Legos

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: This Is Trollin' - 11/02/13 07:22 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Panzer

This Is Trollin'

Fixed

moved to the not worth a fuck thread...

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/05/13 06:28 PM

Christie is up 58-41 with 23% reporting and the broad running against him already gave a concession speech. 2 more years of Christie is better than 4yrs of Corzine's second banana.

In 2016 you will see ads all over with a pic of Christie shaking Obama's hand after Sandy captioned, "I rebuilt New Jersey, now I want to rebuid America." The kook Repubs will hate it, but it will get many Dems to cast a Christie ballot.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/05/13 06:40 PM

Christie is up 58-41 with 23% reporting and the broad running against him already gave a concession speech. 2 more years of Christie is better than 4yrs of Corzine's second banana.

In 2016 you will see ads all over with a pic of Christie shaking Obama's hand after Sandy captioned, "I rebuilt New Jersey, now I want to rebuid America." The kook Repubs will hate it, but it will get many Dems to cast a Christie ballot.

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

The marxist cancer from D.C. has spread to Northern Va. It's urban vs. rural and urban is metastisizing.

This right here is some good ole' fashioned American forward-thinking at it's finest. BDM for pres. A welcoming ass in every bedroom and a bullet in every foot!

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/08/13 07:48 AM

Haahahahah that would be a hell of a campaign slogan.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/08/13 07:49 AM

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http://myshreddies.com/store/flatulence/ladies/

Old news, nigga; TYT covered this story about 5 days ago.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/08/13 11:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Old news, nigga; TYT covered this story about 5 days ago.

Well, I don't know or care what the fuck TYT is, so go open a fresh jar of fart smells and pretend like your tongue is licking the taint of some hairy Russian he/she who never had a sex change operation, he/she just grew tits from too many milisieverts of gamma radiation from fishing outside of Chernobyl.

Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: What Do Artificial Wombs Mean for Women? - 11/08/13 11:54 PM

Quote:

Prominent feminists and activists, including Andrea Dworkin and Janice Raymond, have concluded that not only will women be further marginalized and oppressed by this eventuality, but they will become obsolete.

Fertility, and the ability to be the species’ reproductive engine, are virtually the only resources that women collectively control, they argue. And, although women do have other “value” in a patriarchal society–child rearing, for example–gestation remains, worldwide, the most important. Even in the most female-denigrating cultures women are prized, if only, for their childbearing. If you take that away, then what? This technology becomes another form of violence.

If the artificial womb has been perfected, and the artificial pussy gets remotely tolerable, nobody will have any reason to talk to women ever again. They should be scared for sure.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: What Do Artificial Wombs Mean for Women? - 11/09/13 05:17 AM

With prostitution being illegal, this is the greatest threat to women out there.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: What Do Artificial Wombs Mean for Women? - 11/09/13 07:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral

Quote:

Prominent feminists and activists, including Andrea Dworkin and Janice Raymond, have concluded that not only will women be further marginalized and oppressed by this eventuality, but they will become obsolete.

Fertility, and the ability to be the species’ reproductive engine, are virtually the only resources that women collectively control, they argue. And, although women do have other “value” in a patriarchal society–child rearing, for example–gestation remains, worldwide, the most important. Even in the most female-denigrating cultures women are prized, if only, for their childbearing. If you take that away, then what? This technology becomes another form of violence.

If the artificial womb has been perfected, and the artificial pussy gets remotely tolerable, nobody will have any reason to talk to women ever again. They should be scared for sure.

i wonder what the mormons take on the artificial pussy is?.
they've been taking the long route on that angle for quite some time.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: What Do Artificial Wombs Mean for Women? - 11/10/13 09:16 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/11/13 02:15 PM

So Dan Henderson got KTFO the other night by Vitor Belfort. I hope he retires. One lesson to be learned from Chuck Lidell, once the button gets worn out, it becomes easier to push.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/11/13 07:39 PM

I miss Barry The Pirate. Hope he returns soon. If he'd been here, we'd already have a thread titled Typhoon Haiyan - Is it Annie Cruz's fault?

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/11/13 07:56 PM

indeed... hope all is well with the pirate.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/11/13 08:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

So Dan Henderson got KTFO the other night by Vitor Belfort. I hope he retires. One lesson to be learned from Chuck Lidell, once the button gets worn out, it becomes easier to push.

yeah...you pretty much called it. pretty impressive how much punishment he took after getting caught with that left though. vito kept dumping that left hand bomb on his chin and henderson stayed with it. that shin to the face puts anyone out.

whatever. henderson was old when he ko'd bisping.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/11/13 08:12 PM

First thing I thought of when I saw the YouTube was that gif of the Bisping KO and how Vitor perfectly timed the head duck before the right hand.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/12/13 03:40 PM

I caught the Blue Screen of Death a couple times in the past few days so I've been dumping stuff on to externals. I went from 12gb of available space to 308gb. Probably get another 50gb if I dump my pics and gifs.

I did a disk clean up check and it showed I have 14.6gb of temporary files. HOLY CRAP! Is that like cookies and shit?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/12/13 04:01 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I caught the Blue Screen of Death a couple times in the past few days so I've been dumping stuff on to externals. I went from 12gb of available space to 308gb. Probably get another 50gb if I dump my pics and gifs.

I did a disk clean up check and it showed I have 14.6gb of temporary files. HOLY CRAP! Is that like cookies and shit?

I had the blue screen of death couple of times in the past few days too, especially when I tried to view the clips through the YouTube Finds thread.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/12/13 04:12 PM

It happened now and then when this hard drive was in my old laptop. In this one I just got, I have had the display driver crash a couple times and the blue screen.

I do have a bad spot on the hard disk that I am warned about every start up, so I'm going to run all the maintenance crap I have while the HD is gutted.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/12/13 06:17 PM

I used CC-Cleaner to clean up the hard drive. There were 9.6gb of temporary windows files and Chrome 1.5gb of internet cache, so I have to change the settings on that. FireFox and Opera had next to nothing in them.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/12/13 06:47 PM

CCleaner is the shit. mops up registry files too and wipes the free space. markj recommended that here long ago..

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/12/13 08:38 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

CCleaner is the shit. mops up registry files too and wipes the free space. markj recommended that here long ago..

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/13/13 09:38 PM

Too many of you fuckers have been encouraging Panzer lately and that shit needs to stop. Panzer is a bug that should be kept in a jar with no air holes.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/13/13 09:49 PM

^ I couldn't agree more.

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

all his recent shit in this thread is getting moved or dumped.

While we're at it, can we make it a rule that all his "food" pics and posts go in THE PANZER FOOD THREAD, with increasingly longer boxings for each time he derails the human food threads?

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/13/13 09:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Too many of you fuckers have been encouraging Panzer lately and that shit needs to stop. Panzer is a bug that should be kept in a jar with no air holes.

I would rather see Panzer posting his garbage all over than Tritone. I'm gonna get a half dozen pm's about that comment, but it's true.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/13/13 10:03 PM

Come on now. Panzer is an AWOP SuperStar. 5.29 MILLION views on his latest purchase thread. He's been posting here for 10 years. That nigga has spent his ENTIRE adult life on XPT. If XPT had a Monument Park, there would be a bronze relief of his hairy paw fingering a lady boy's ass.

(Did you miss the pic Panzer posted of him fingering a lady boy's ass?)

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/13/13 10:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Too many of you fuckers have been encouraging Panzer lately and that shit needs to stop. Panzer is a bug that should be kept in a jar with no air holes.

I would rather see Panzer posting his garbage all over than Tritone. I'm gonna get a half dozen pm's about that comment, but it's true.

I don't mind tritone so much because I know he's a faker in the closet turd burglar. Panzer isn't faking his shit....he's really that fucked up.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/13/13 10:34 PM

If only he had a daddy to give him attention.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/13/13 10:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

I don't mind tritone so much because I know he's a faker in the closet turd burglar. Panzer isn't faking his shit....he's really that fucked up.

This.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/13/13 10:42 PM

I spent my life hanging out with weird people. I'm a neurotic mess myself. I tried PMing with some people here which ended up being mostly Electrostatic and Panzer. I had to block Panzer. The fucking dude should be locked up and watched. He's only a few years from disappearing trannys and hairy women into his cook pots.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/14/13 05:12 AM

He might be there now.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/14/13 07:44 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Try to uninstall it then re install it. If I didn't have hundreds of bookmarks I would do that with FireFox, because XPT and some other sites don't work right with it.

That's the reason why I am reluctant to do the uninstall/reinstall thing with Chrome. I am a Panzer when it comes to collecting bookmarks on my browsers.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/14/13 07:52 AM

You can export your bookmarks, into an HTML file, from both chrome and Firefox. In chrome you open the bookmarks manager and under Organize select 'Export bookmarks to HTML file'.

Posted by: E.Y.Davis

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/14/13 09:15 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Take a look at Samsung's website. They started making a couple different size phones. I think the Mega is between the S4 and the Note. They are also making one with a telescoping lens that pumps up the camera quality but is a little smaller than the S3. I don't know if it is thicker/bulkier though. I only read about it in the business section of the NY Daily News. Business page really.

I actually like Samsung's current idea for new products. "We have the technology, infrastructure and the components, so we'll throw shit on the wall and see what sticks."

P.S. I still kinda wish I went with a new BlackBerry and a 7" tablet.

Hmmm... Good advice.

Just checked out the Galaxy S4 mini. Very close to exactly what I wanted, maybe just a bit too big? I'm going to drive down to the store and check one out in person.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/14/13 05:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I THINK the Mega is between the S4 and the Note.

The Mega is a 6.3" screen the Note III is 5.7" The Note is more because it has better internal specs.................
This is the problem with today's ADD encrusted stillbirths we have walking around. They are too lazy and distracted to do 3 minutes worth of research

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/14/13 06:09 PM

Same with the Mega as the one with the "real" camera, I read about it in the NY Daily News while taking a shit. It aint my thing to research. I gave the dude some insight, and he's running with it. Mission accomplished.

You try too hard, FatBloody.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/14/13 07:15 PM

for xpt standards he's trying just the right amount. it's the rest of us that are struggling.

sloshing through his adjective filled diarrhetic posts can be a challenge sometimes but he does do us the favor of picking his shots.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/15/13 02:43 AM

"sloshing through his adjective filled diarrhetic posts can be a challenge" is its self an adjective filled diarrhetic sentence..............just sayin'

An Orchard Lake man -- OK, he's not just any man; he's infamous for employing lots of strippers, being shot twice and for starring in an upcoming reality show on HBO/Cinemax -- has erected a large sculpture of the middle-finger salute. In his backyard.

The sculpture is almost 12 feet high. A spotlight illuminates it at night.

The man is Alan Markovitz, longtime impresario of metro Detroit topless clubs, whose adventures are scheduled to be aired on the national cable outlet this winter on a show titled "Topless Prophet." He was the subject of a Deadline Detroit profile last month.

Markovitz recently moved into a lakefront home in Orchard Lake, and he spent $7,000 on the digital objet d'art. It's made of a bronze-like material.

Why?

He says he's angry at the man who lives next door because that man, Markovitz says, had an affair with the woman who was Markovitz's wife. She is now his ex-wife. And she lives next door.

"I'm so over her," Markovitz said Friday evening. "This is about him. This is about him not being a man."

If Markovitz is so angry, why did he move next door to the man and his ex-wife?

He claims it was a coincidence that a realtor showed him the house. But after that, "karma" took over.

Markovitz said people have told him to let it go, but he can't do it, he said. It's about principle.

The statue was unveiled about a week ago in front of a group partying in the yard.

Once the tarp was removed, the guests went crazy, Markowitz says.

Markovitz has never been shy about publicity, but he said he has nothing to do with circulating photos of the sculpture.

LINK

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/17/13 09:51 PM

I completely uninstalled Chrome, deleted all of my Chrome folders, reinstalled Chrome and absolutely nothing changed. I didn't even lose my bookmarks but I'm still getting the same message and it will not save any theme I download onto Chrome.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/17/13 10:47 PM

Try SRware Iron. Its similar to Chrome.I'm a loyal Fire Fox user but I will check stuff out. Iron appealed to me for a couple weeks but I went back to Firefox because it was familiar to me.

http://www.srware.net/en/software_srware_iron.php

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/18/13 10:53 AM

3. Yes, they are common and you can make your own for $40.00... always lock your deadbolts and throwlatches in hotel rooms kids

This guy laughs at your silly little homemade electronic door opener.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/21/13 07:47 PM

newest david blaine had lots of black "reacting".
for some reason i truly enjoy that. god bless em..

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

3. Yes, they are common and you can make your own for $40.00... always lock your deadbolts and throwlatches in hotel rooms kids

This guy laughs at your silly little homemade electronic door opener.

upping the ante...homemade nuclear reactor

same dude plus 3d printing

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/21/13 09:07 PM

Jamie Fox's daughter is too light skinned to cure Jungle Fever, but the bitch is hot.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/21/13 09:33 PM

She is hot, but is that hair growing down her back between her shoulder blades? There is a meme for what I'm about to say, but: "would not do a hairy backed girl."

If she lasers it off, though, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/13 06:26 AM

Give her an extra $20 when you send her out to get waxed.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/13 04:38 PM

I want to save some of these Mickey James gifs, http://dailywrestlingnews.com/must-see-revealing-gifs-mickie-james-indy-show/ but the site doesn't allow you to right click. FireFox no longer allows you to turn Java off, so I'm stymied. Regular pics I just screen cap, but gifs....I don't want to video capture them.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/13 05:39 PM

I can do it in Safari using the activity window.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/13 07:06 PM

I can save them to hard drive but can't use the imgur addon to quick upload because the gifs are over 2 megs. Left click the gif then you can right click it in the new tab/window.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/13 07:36 PM

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/13 07:40 PM

people tend to frown on hot linking to their site and stealing the bandwidth.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/13 07:48 PM

Cool. I got it with the left click to open in a new tab. Thanks all.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/13 09:32 PM

Brandon was suspiciously quiet today.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/13 09:39 PM

He is knee deep in dirty diapers. Well, a normal person's knee, so he is probably nipple deep.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/13 11:57 PM

he's working through a combination of sleep deprivation and panic combined with his usual lewd persuasions and proclivities.
the inside of his midget head most likely looks like scenes from the machinist looped over midnight cowboy with the wall as a soundtrack..

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/23/13 01:15 AM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

the inside of his midget head most likely looks like scenes from the machinist looped over midnight cowboy with the wall as a soundtrack..

QOTD

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/23/13 08:41 AM

So he's abandoned his side job as professional Oswald impersonator?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/23/13 10:26 AM

Oswald?

OOOOOH.

I'm pro Oswald. If it wasn't for 2 bullets and a dead hooker, we would have been cursed w/ 24 yrs of Kennedys in the White House.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/23/13 10:34 AM

I think the voters would've gotten sick of 'em after 12, even if Bobby was 10 times better than Jack. And, if not, it would have been 16, max. No way in hell Ted would've got in there. He'd have done something different from, but surely stupider than, Chappaquiddick, and sank himself.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/23/13 11:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Oswald?

OOOOOH.

I'm pro Oswald. If it wasn't for 2 bullets and a dead hooker, we would have been cursed w/ 24 yrs of Kennedys in the White House.

i've been waiting for a conspiracy thread. this will do.
of course there was more than one shooter. the gov't even says so. there was lee, harvey, and oswald.

moving on...

this is ripped from another forum and @the bold above...

My dad's theory on why JFK was really killed
This conspiracy theory about JFK makes the most sense

Here goes:

Throughout history, "democracy" has been rare. In most societies, people chose a king to rule over them. They would give the king absolute power and the king would do whatever he wanted. There was no "rule of law" or "checks and balances" or different branches. The king could just do whatever he wanted. I think its rooted in our ape DNA to just give the alpha male absolute power and obey him. Furthermore, there were no "elections" for king - after the king died they would just make his son king. I think humans have a strong feeling for family so if they form an emotional connection with the king they will have the same connection to his son.

Even though monarchy is dying out, this is still how dictatorships operate: one man has absolute power and when he dies his son takes over. Ok.

Now, the closest America has ever come to being a dictatorship was during the term of Franklin Roosevelt. He pulled the country out of the Depression and won World War 2 - people loved him. In fact, the only reason the modern Democratic party exists is because of FDR. He was so popular that he was elected 4 times. If he hadn't died during his last term he probably would have keep gotten elected until died.

Furthermore, FDR had more power than most presidents and was steadily gaining new power every day. When he first introduced the New Deal the various laws were getting struck down by the Supreme Court as unconstitutional because they didn't believe the federal government had the power to regulate those aspects of the economy (i.e., they didn't read the "interstate commerce" clause as broadly as FDR wanted them to). In response, FDR threatened to keep adding justices to the Supreme Court until they started approving his laws. Technically the president is allowed to do that, but in effect FDR was taking over the Supreme Court and destroying the concept of "separation of powers" and "checks and balances." In short, FDR was becoming a dictator.

After FDR died, Americans got really worried about another president having so much power so they passed a law stating that a president could only serve 2 terms. Well, FDR's Ambassador to the UK was a guy named Joseph Kennedy and he found a loophole to this law. Each PARTICULAR PRESIDENT could only serve 2 terms, but there was no law keeping different people from the same family becoming president. So under Joseph Kennedy's plan, he would use his financial power (he was rich) and his political connections to get his son Joseph Kennedy Jr. elected President of the United States. After Josephs' 2 terms were over, then the people would elect his son John. After John's terms were done, then people would elect his son Robert. And then Edward. By the time Edward's 2 terms were done, Joseph's sons would be old enough to run for President. Long story short: America would become a dictatorship ruled by the Kennedys. Each Kennedy would have enough kids to ensure that there was a steady of crops to become President.

Joseph Senior's plan immediately hit a snag. His son Joseph Jr. was killed in World War 2.

Joseph Jr. had been expected to be President and after he died, his father Joseph Senior got drunk and stated that "my plan has been ruined"!

From Wikipedia:

Quote:
From a very young age Joe was groomed by his father and predicted to be the nation's first Roman Catholic-Irish President of the United States, when he was born his grandfather John F. Fitzgerald (1863—1950), then Mayor of Boston told the news, "This child is the future President of the nation". He often boasted that he would be president even without help from his father.
He was a delegate to the Democratic National Convention in 1940. Joe planned to run for Massachusetts's 11th congressional district in 1946. He and his father had begun laying the groundwork for the campaign when he was killed.
Well after Joseph died we all know what happened - the next son stepped up: John Fitzgerald Kennedy. And the rest is history. The powers that be realized that this family was gaining too much power, so not only did they kill JFK, they killed his brother Robert, (they didn't need to kill Edward, he fucked himself over), they killed his son JFK Jr., etc.., etc... People say its a "curse" but who really believes that.

I think this theory makes more sense than any other theory. PEople say that JFK was going to bring down the Federal Reserve bank, or change our foreign policy, etc..., but he would only have the power to do that if he became more powerful than a regular president.

TLDR - Kennedy was killed to prevent America from becoming a Kennedy dictatorship.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/24/13 04:28 AM

The "powers that be" didn't kill JFK Jr. His own idiocy killed him. And, were the Kennedys not the embodiment of "powers that be"?

I don't smoke pot, so I can't reach the state of mind where I'd find this theory fascinating.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/24/13 06:24 AM

There are a 100 reasons why 1000 different people would have wacked Kennedy. I don't know which one is right, but I do think Oswald was a patsy and someone else responsible.

I would rather argue "Which Kennedy death were you happiest about?" than "Who killed JFK?"

I think I would rank my top 3 as: Joe Sr (he was garbage), Rose (because her shame was finally over, poor lady), Bobby (he was a douche).

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/24/13 06:38 AM

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/24/13 07:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

The "powers that be" didn't kill JFK Jr. His own idiocy killed him. And, were the Kennedys not the embodiment of "powers that be"?

I don't smoke pot, so I can't reach the state of mind where I'd find this theory fascinating.

i don't smoke either and that theory caught a firm beating from what i'd read as of yesterday.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/25/13 07:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Jamie Fox's daughter is too light skinned to cure Jungle Fever, but the bitch is hot.

possibly hooker spawn..allegedly.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/27/13 11:31 PM

Spike Lee has made a really shitty american version of the Korean cult classic "Old Boy". Please don't watch the new version. Watch a dubbed or subbed version of the 2003 Korean classic.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364569/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/28/13 09:13 PM

I need to head back to Fort Greene just so I can piss on his office door again.

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/28/13 09:51 PM

I don't support Spike Lee on any of his projects. Currently that Mike Tyson thing is running on HBO, I won't watch it. I know someone in his Oldboy "remake" and I won't watch it either.

Spike Lee is a race hustler like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, I hope someone tweets his home address and the masses come to his place looking for blood like he did when he thought he was publishing George Zimmerman's address.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/28/13 10:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Kingfish

I don't support Spike Lee on any of his projects. Currently that Mike Tyson thing is running on HBO, I won't watch it. I know someone in his Oldboy "remake" and I won't watch it either.

Spike Lee is a race hustler like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, I hope someone tweets his home address and the masses come to his place looking for blood like he did when he thought he was publishing George Zimmerman's address.

A no talent race hustler

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/30/13 11:13 AM

Found this on someone's FB page: Deadspin ranks Top-Ten Cheap Bourbons

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/30/13 09:57 PM

'Fast and Furious' star Paul Walker dies in car crash

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/30/13 10:07 PM

^ I was expecting to hear this news from FBF. I'm glad it's you, so we don't have to hear BDM yammering about how Obama done it to take the heat off of Holder.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/30/13 10:48 PM

Worst thing in the world to be is a mark for your own gimmick.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/30/13 11:39 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

'Fast and Furious' star Paul Walker dies in car crash

If a Transformer took a shit that is what it would look like.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/30/13 11:55 PM

This is a bit like the Segway guy driving his Segway off a cliff.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/01/13 07:38 AM

Another hot piece of ass bites the dust.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/01/13 11:11 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

^ I was expecting to hear this news from FBF.

Why? I don't give a shit about celebrity dipshits. Is because of the lost prophets is a kid fucker thread? That's not even on the same level.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/01/13 11:11 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Another hot piece of ass bites the dust.

hahahaha

P.S.

would you say:

- He was a brain dead male bimbo?

- A worthless piece of shit/waste of carbon/couldn't give two squirts of cunt juice if he lived or died?

- Nothing more than a life support system for a cock?

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/02/13 08:04 PM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Originally Posted By: J.B.

^ I was expecting to hear this news from FBF.

Why? I don't give a shit about celebrity dipshits. Is because of the lost prophets is a kid fucker thread? That's not even on the same level.

i'm not sure why the lost prophets guy even made the news when there's been psalm singing kid touchers for centuries. is it because he was an "artist"?.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/02/13 10:33 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Originally Posted By: J.B.

^ I was expecting to hear this news from FBF.

Why? I don't give a shit about celebrity dipshits. Is because of the lost prophets is a kid fucker thread? That's not even on the same level.

i'm not sure why the lost prophets guy even made the news when there's been psalm singing kid touchers for centuries. is it because he was an "artist"?.

Did you read the details of the case? They're a laugh a minute.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/04/13 09:34 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/03/edward-j-babe-heffron-band-brothers-fame-dies-at-0/

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/09/13 04:41 AM

This made my day.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/12/08/satanists-oklahoma-statehouse/3908849/

Quote:

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — In their zeal to tout their faith in the public square, conservatives in Oklahoma may have unwittingly opened the door to a wide range of religious groups, including Satanists who are seeking to put their own statue next to a Ten Commandments monument outside the Statehouse.

The Republican-controlled Legislature in this state known as the buckle of the Bible Belt authorized the privately funded Ten Commandments monument in 2009, and it was placed on the Capitol grounds last year despite criticism from legal experts who questioned its constitutionality. The Oklahoma chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union has filed a lawsuit seeking its removal.

But the New York-based Satanic Temple saw an opportunity. It notified the state's Capitol Preservation Commission that it wants to donate a monument and plans to submit one of several possible designs this month, said Lucien Greaves, a spokesman for the temple.

"We believe that all monuments should be in good taste and consistent with community standards," Greaves wrote in letter to state officials. "Our proposed monument, as an homage to the historic/literary Satan, will certainly abide by these guidelines."

Greaves said one potential design involves a pentagram, a satanic symbol, while another is meant to be an interactive display for children. He said he expects the monument, if approved by Oklahoma officials, would cost about $20,000.

Republican state Rep. Mike Ritze, who spearheaded the push for the Ten Commandments monument and whose family helped pay the $10,000 for its construction, declined to comment on the Satanic Temple's effort, but Greaves credited Ritze for opening the door to the group's proposal.

"He's helping a satanic agenda grow more than any of us possibly could," Greaves said. "You don't walk around and see too many satanic temples around, but when you open the door to public spaces for us, that's when you're going to see us."

The Oklahoma Legislature has taken other steps that many believe blur the line that divides church and state. The House speaker said he wants to build a chapel inside the Capitol to celebrate Oklahoma's "Judeo-Christian heritage." Several lawmakers have said they want to allow nativity scenes and other religious-themed symbols in public schools.

Republican Rep. Bobby Cleveland, who plans to introduce one such bill next year, said many Christians feel they are under attack as a result of political correctness. He dismissed the notion of Satanists erecting a monument at the Capitol.

"I think these Satanists are a different group," Cleveland said. "You put them under the nut category."

Brady Henderson, legal director for ACLU Oklahoma, said if state officials allow one type of religious expression, they must allow alternative forms of expression, although he said a better solution might be to allow none at all on state property.

"We would prefer to see Oklahoma's government officials work to faithfully serve our communities and improve the lives of Oklahomans instead of erecting granite monuments to show us all how righteous they are," Henderson said. "But if the Ten Commandments, with its overtly Christian message, is allowed to stay at the Capitol, the Satanic Temple's proposed monument cannot be rejected because of its different religious viewpoint."

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/13/13 07:36 PM

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/13/13 11:23 PM

THAT^ is fucked up.

this is a deep troll thread. it's a long read but somewhat entertaining.

Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/14/13 02:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Ya figure they are taking over the world?

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/25/13 10:15 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

those are targetted to you based on your cookies, right? They must have sniffed you out as a jewboy.

I don't know, but I do get those ads and the Exxom Mobil "here's a question for you" ads;

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/28/13 08:07 PM

I shot over 400 rounds of various ammo today and plan to fly to Denver to strike out to ski Monday. Will the airport bomb sniffers get me? I cannot wait til they swab my hands.

Posted by: E.Y.Davis

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/02/14 10:31 PM

Ever wonder why Apple decided to start collecting your fingerprints?

So did I before I read this

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/02/14 10:54 PM

The police in various locales have my fingerprints, but I would never put it in a device on my own.

Rumor about the Galaxy S5 is it is going to have a retina scanner. I'm sure they will soon have a phone that you have to jerk off on so it can log your DNA so Facebook. the NSA, and the cast of SVU can log it.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/03/14 07:11 PM

Phil Everly died at 74. In my dad's old collection of 45's I have all the hits. Bird Dog, Wake Up Little Susie, etc.

Seems like there is a lot of dying going around this winter.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/03/14 09:35 PM

Timely. My friend died yesterday. I assumed, at 42, he died young due to his health problems. Now they're speculating he was robbed and murdered. This was a really nice guy with a huge network of friends and family. Always working. Always helping people out, and many times not making enough time for himself because he put himself last just to make others happy.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/04/14 06:14 PM

Click to reveal..

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/04/14 08:40 PM

Turns out my friend died from health complications. I guess that's better than murdered. I don't know how these rumors get started.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/10/14 09:23 AM

Originally Posted By: si.com

NBA to settle with Silna brothers. The New York Times reported that it's going to cost the NBA $500 million to buy itself out of the agreement that had already paid the brothers $300 million since 1976, when they negotiated a cut of TV rights fees in perpetuity for not being included in the ABA merger. The Silnas owned the Spirits of St. Louis for two seasons and will have wound up clearing well over $700 million for their trouble, making them, per annum, the most successful owners in basketball history.

This has to be one of the best business deals in history.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/16/14 10:38 PM

I listened to 2/3 of the Judo Gene LeBell edition of the Joe Rogan podcast on my drive home today. Friggin Devils game on WFAN. Very fun listen. I just watched a Capt. Lou Albano shoot interview the other day where he was touting Karl Gotch, so hearing LeBell talk about Gotch and Lou Thesz was pretty cool.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/19/14 03:38 PM

I just ripped holy hell with the oderiferous ability to peel the fucking paint off walls and walked to the backroom of the store, crop-dusting this majestic gift of toxicity behind me just in time for a sweet, young couple to walk in the door. I mean, they HAVE to smell it. I should be embarrassed, but nah, I'm gonna' revel in this moment.

Just thought I'd share.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/25/14 05:01 AM

Mike Fatcesa was talking about a t-shirt on the air yesterday, that his kids were asking if they could get and his wife said she liked it. http://store.barstoolsports.com/index.php/old/numbah-one-tee.html

Funny as hell, except Fatcesa now likes it, because his wife and kids say its cool. W/o their influence, he would hate it and it would be worth buying. Fuckin dude got no sense of humor, as his rant a couple months ago about the Twitter parodies, and the NYDailyNews reprinting them, displayed.

I can't believe the YES Network is going to put Michael Kay in Fatty's timeslot. His radio show gets 1/2 the ratings of Fatty's.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/25/14 04:01 PM

I saw a new style 3D movie today for the first time. I was impressed. My kid jumped in his seat 2 times thinking stuff was coming out of the screen at him. It was Frozen. The 3D Mickey Mouse short at the beginning was even really good. Shit is light years from The Creature From the Black Lagoon in 3D on UHF back in the day.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/25/14 09:05 PM

When done right, like in Avatar and Tron: Legacy, the 3D-effect can be nice, but usually it looks as if someone just added a few layers during post-production and gave them a pseudo-dimensionality for the fun of it.

It's not exactly magical and doesn't really add much to most films I saw with the feature.

Adoption at home is probably underwhelming for the people pushing the Blu-Ray Disc 3D standard.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/25/14 11:14 PM

I wondered if the animation aspect made the effect better.

The movie was in 4k HD. I read somewhere this week that it will be a while before 4k takes off for homes, because of the bandwidth required for it.

I have still never seen an IMAX movie. Any opinions if IMAX is cooler than 3D?

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/26/14 12:01 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I listened to 2/3 of the Judo Gene LeBell edition of the Joe Rogan podcast on my drive home today. Friggin Devils game on WFAN. Very fun listen. I just watched a Capt. Lou Albano shoot interview the other day where he was touting Karl Gotch, so hearing LeBell talk about Gotch and Lou Thesz was pretty cool.

just caught this...

that judo gene pcast was excellent. i knew almost nothing about the guy beforehand and was amazed at what a badass gene was. from bruce lee to stuntman and the original mixed martial artist. fucken powerful dude and a great personality.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/26/14 12:45 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I wondered if the animation aspect made the effect better.

The movie was in 4k HD. I read somewhere this week that it will be a while before 4k takes off for homes, because of the bandwidth required for it.

I have still never seen an IMAX movie. Any opinions if IMAX is cooler than 3D?

I saw Up, also an animated feature film, in 3D, too and it was roughly the same with the rather obvious layering of elements.
That there isn't anything physically captured could provide better opportunities to apply the technology.
Eventually, it just isn't that much and a nice gimmick when applied correctly.

4K in cinemas and in combination with 3D can mean that you get 2K per eye, a bit over 1080p each. It doesn't look bad though, even if 1080p isn't really that high definition anymore when you're used to seeing it about every day for a few years.
4K screens or UltraHD, which seems to be four times the resolution of 1080p, if I'm not mistaken, will probably take an eternity to be available on something similar to Blu-Ray Discs and I wouldn't count on a reliable service to stream crisp streams in the format with not much compression either, connection speeds generally not being that futuristic and companies wanting to be cost-effective.
Some content provider might offer something which won't look like LEGO deluxe and charge a lung, a testicle and an eye for it, but unless there isn't anyone actively profiting from decreasing quality in the streams offered to keep the data volume transferred as low as possible, it'll be some exotic premium model not delivering the full potential in terms of visual fidelity just like 1080p streams and most dowloaded video content in comparison with Blu-Ray Disc material today.
It's basic greed.

The Avatar screening I saw was in IMAX 3D and it was pretty good.
Since the projection was shot, edited and projected digitally, it didn't offer any details 70mm film might surpass 35mm film in and the sharpness looked the same compared to digitally projected features not in IMAX 3D to me. That's hardly surprising when the projector was the same a few times, I guess, so the actual difference, if there is one, wasn't obvious.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/29/14 07:57 PM

someone hacked ponantes site...

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/29/14 09:51 PM

That sucks. DDOS take down or they get in and fiddle with his shit?

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/30/14 12:54 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I saw a new style 3D movie today for the first time. I was impressed. My kid jumped in his seat 2 times thinking stuff was coming out of the screen at him. It was Frozen. The 3D Mickey Mouse short at the beginning was even really good. Shit is light years from The Creature From the Black Lagoon in 3D on UHF back in the day.

Holy fuck, you're somebodies father?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/30/14 07:02 AM

Yer jealous I got laid once, huh? Don't worry lil fella, one day you'll find an abandoned corpse and you'll get rid of that cherry.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/30/14 09:40 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

That sucks. DDOS take down or they get in and fiddle with his shit?

not sure. it was probably the same crew that gets panzer kicked the fuck outta here a couple times a year.

*edit.... i guess grams got the story up.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/30/14 06:01 PM

Good lord, he even makes getting hacked sound boring. If he Panzered himself for the rubbernecking bump, it'll be short-lived.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/30/14 08:03 PM

Question: if your write a porno blog that no one reads, and it gets hacked, does anyone give a fucking shit?

His last meaningful post tried to imply Peter O'Toole acted in porn. What a a stupid douchebag. I'm beginning to think he still has PTSD from the Lockwood incident.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/31/14 09:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Willie D

I'm beginning to think he still has PTSD from the Lockwood incident.

it appears he's seeking professional help.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/05/14 10:34 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Yer jealous I got laid once, huh? Don't worry lil fella, one day you'll find an abandoned corpse and you'll get rid of that cherry.

yeah I'm jealous that you and whatever low IQ'd mutant cunthole you inseminated will continue to propagate. Idiocracy is prophecy.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/05/14 10:36 PM

I can't find the drunk thread. I've ingested beer vodka tequila and a little whiskey tonight. Don't feel as drunk as I believe I should, maybe my tolerance is increasing. Here's to ruined livers and pancreases

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/05/14 10:55 PM

Least she had a heartbeat and free will. That is more than yer first victim will have.

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

I invented a drink like an Irish carbomb. A Shot of tequila dropped in a mexican beer. I call it "crossing the boarder"

I've heard that called lots of things over the years....boiler maker, snake bite or submarine

Isn't "boiler maker" just a generic term for any bomb shot?

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/06/14 12:30 AM

Boiler maker can be vodka, whiskey or tequila. Where I live the local bars all do whiskey and beer so it might depend on your locality.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/06/14 02:04 AM

whoop de fucking do.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/11/14 12:31 AM

FatBloody's next date, same as his last date.

http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2014/01/horrifying-homemade-sex-doll/

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/11/14 07:36 AM

Cell phone service at $5/month if you pay 2 yrs up front.

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2452983,00.asp

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/11/14 02:43 PM

About 4" so far. It stopped for a few hours but we're supposed to get 4 more through tomorrow. Roads are good as it is kinda warm for this shit.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/11/14 04:48 PM

Beautiful pic Bornyo.

W/ everything snowed over for so long now, I saw my herd of deer up towrds the front of my pasture today. Tomorrow im gonn leave out some leftover horse feed and alfalfa cubes for them.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/11/14 09:18 PM

Beautiful photo, Bornyo.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/12/14 12:21 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Cell phone service at $5/month if you pay 2 yrs up front.

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2452983,00.asp

How could you lose.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/12/14 12:40 AM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Cell phone service at $5/month if you pay 2 yrs up front.

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2452983,00.asp

How could you lose.

Calls go VOIP or use the Sprint network. Only 500mb of data a month too. They have 2 kinda beat phones available, but are starting to let you bring your own phone.

It sounds like something I would get my mom, to replace a landline because she never leaves the house or pay with a Visa gift card under a bobo name to use as a burner phone, so I don't have to give my real # out to skanks.

The hope though is that services like that will eventually drive the prices down at the major carriers.

Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/12/14 04:04 AM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

About 4" so far. It stopped for a few hours but we're supposed to get 4 more through tomorrow. Roads are good as it is kinda warm for this shit.

You live next to a fucking swamp. Don't you get bit by chiggers and shit?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/12/14 08:11 PM

We have 6 inches and its still snowing like a motherfucker.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/14/14 06:01 PM

We got snow, then rain, then more snow. Shit was melting today, my driveway was slush and mud. Up to 3 more inches expected tonight.

Since it was kind of warm out, I walked into the horse pasture to see if there were any tracks in the snow. All I saw was probably that damn coyote's tracks. Think a .22 would take out a coyote? How about the infection from the wound? Now that I don't have a horse out there, I don't have anything to worry about when shooting from the dining room window.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/15/14 10:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Kingfish

I've seen coyotes walking the streets of Beverly Hills at night in the winter as they come out of the hills looking for food. They look like large dogs except for their jaws look more elongated. I have heard stories that they are incredibly smart. Supposedly If you put out poisoned food, only one in a pack will try it and the others will wait to see if there are any ill effects.

Do I look like a hipster?:

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/09/14 07:25 PM

You look like an extra in James Franco's movie. You would be a hit in Chelsea for someone looking for a bear.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/09/14 09:19 PM

Nah, but ya look like yer gettin near 340.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/09/14 09:56 PM

agreed. he's at the size where he can't reach all his own parts in the shower. this is the point where poor hygiene and social ostracism meet and the life of a shut in accelerates. if he weren't shit to begin with I'd call it a downward spiral but turds are known to coil so it is what it is.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/12/14 08:16 AM

Just got a new haircut that looks wicked with my cheap prescription shades. Just took a shower and spritzed myself 7 times with this cologne:

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/12/14 09:39 PM

i bet you still smell like the far stall at an arbys and your haircut looks like the pubes on the seat.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/16/14 05:33 PM

Here are two future W.I.P. lezbos.
Teens torture autistic boy

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/16/14 06:26 PM

There was no frottage after pulling him from the ice water?! Bitches!

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/18/14 06:38 PM

I hate small business: just came from the local supermarket and I frequently buy the Borden 8oz shredded cheese there for $2.49 [as printed on the package], but today I noticed that they put round neon orange price sticker with the price of $3.99, same for the 8oz Kraft shredded cheeses [packaging price is $2.99]. I hate small businesses.

But I opened the box of 450 cartridges and found out that there are extra 88 cartridges there [$176 value]. And I bought a 25-pack of donut hole treats and got 3 extra donut holes.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/18/14 07:56 PM

Are you filling them and reselling or just going to bring max amount per monthto Staples?

I am on my second toner cartridge refill for my laser printer. I found angreat deal a while back of 4-90gm refills for $13. Everyone else on Amazon wanted $27+. I always fuck up resetting the gear thought. Thank god for YouTube tutorials.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/18/14 09:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Are you filling them and reselling or just going to bring max amount per monthto Staples?

I am on my second toner cartridge refill for my laser printer. I found angreat deal a while back of 4-90gm refills for $13. Everyone else on Amazon wanted $27+. I always fuck up resetting the gear thought. Thank god for YouTube tutorials.

Staples, no refilling. I get the bootlegged toner on Amazon for my laser printer for around $16 delivered [last time, but I don't pay for Prime anymore so I will have to see].

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/18/14 10:06 PM

Wise salsa 15.5oz - $3.69
Deals salsa 16oz - $1.00

Which do you choose?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/18/14 11:28 PM

Originally Posted By: Cheeseburger

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Are you filling them and reselling or just going to bring max amount per monthto Staples?

I am on my second toner cartridge refill for my laser printer. I found angreat deal a while back of 4-90gm refills for $13. Everyone else on Amazon wanted $27+. I always fuck up resetting the gear thought. Thank god for YouTube tutorials.

Staples, no refilling. I get the bootlegged toner on Amazon for my laser printer for around $16 delivered [last time, but I don't pay for Prime anymore so I will have to see].

I checked my order, because I remember the guy was out of NYC. Same price. It was actually $11.95 +$3.99 shipping, so $16.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/19/14 01:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Cheeseburger

Wise salsa 15.5oz - $3.69
Deals salsa 16oz - $1.00

Which do you choose?

if it fits your budget and taste. neither.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/22/14 04:26 PM

Hey barry the faggot, a thread about alcoholism isn't the same thing as a thread about casual drinking. The board had too few topics on the front page anyways and moves very slowly with the same 4 or 5 assholes jerking each other off. It's okay for you to make a stupid marijuana thread yet I'm sure there's more than one of those floating around. Shouldn't surprise me another worthless asshole who jacks off to pictures of ayn rand would also be a mod. Only decent mods at this point are Lou and Gia.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/22/14 04:32 PM

I'm going to start calling Barry a nagger ever time I refer to him seeing as it's his favorite word.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/22/14 04:42 PM

Point of order... I hate Ayn Rand. Die. Slowly and painfully.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/22/14 04:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

Point of order... I hate Ayn Rand. Die. Slowly and painfully.

Oops, I thought it the other turd, it's hard to keep most of you dipshits apart, I actually think you're far more stupid.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/22/14 06:39 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/22/14 07:29 PM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Only decent mods at this point are Lou and Gia.

Friggin suck up.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/22/14 09:48 PM

What the fuck did I do? I'm not a mod and if asked I would not serve.

I searched "marijuana", weed, 420, bong. Found nothing. You're doing great so far.

And now you're going to call me n'igger. You can't even begin to imagine how fucking funny that is.

Keep 'em comin', Dallas. Do it for Johnny, man. Ya gotta do it for Johnny.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/22/14 10:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

What the fuck did I do? I'm not a mod and if asked I would not serve.

I searched "marijuana", weed, 420, bong. Found nothing. You're doing great so far.

And now you're going to call me n'igger. You can't even begin to imagine how fucking funny that is.

Keep 'em comin', Dallas. Do it for Johnny, man. Ya gotta do it for Johnny.

As I stated above I confused you for Bornyo. Nigglet.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/22/14 11:57 PM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Only decent mods at this point are Lou and Gia.

only because it's on metal mania right now.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/23/14 09:56 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Only decent mods at this point are Lou and Gia.

only because it's on metal mania right now.

Why don't you fuck off. You're cordial to me on here an in PM's but in other forums you refer to me as a tard or other names to try to be cool infront of your faggot friends. Why did you bother to change my user name if you think I'm such a fucking tard? you're another cunt who wants to look cool on something as stupid as a fucking message board. Piss off fuckhole.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/23/14 10:28 PM

Yer friggin clueless huh? Should change yer user name to Jabroni.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/24/14 05:39 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Yer friggin clueless huh? Should change yer user name to Jabroni.

Change your name to chromosome hoarder.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/24/14 06:19 AM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Why don't you fuck off. You're cordial to me on here an in PM's but in other forums you refer to me as a tard or other names

Well Cartman, if the retarded shoe fits, wear it.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/24/14 12:38 PM

New X-Men trailer. Those flicks are top of the food chain for SuperHero/Action movies. I think I'm going to make this my first Imax movie.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/27/14 08:40 PM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Only decent mods at this point are Lou and Gia.

only because it's on metal mania right now.

Why don't you fuck off. You're cordial to me on here an in PM's but in other forums you refer to me as a tard or other names to try to be cool infront of your faggot friends. Why did you bother to change my user name if you think I'm such a fucking tard? you're another cunt who wants to look cool on something as stupid as a fucking message board. Piss off fuckhole.

wait..wtf happened here?. i'm not comfortable taking the blame for whatever this is. really.

hopefully this helps...from the departed soundtrack cause it was on the sopranos tonight..(the one where chrissy checks out)

you are only coming through in waves...

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/06/14 09:00 PM

RIP Mickey Rooney. I can't tell ya a role he played, I just remember him being Mickey Rooney. I might have watched a movie of his w/ my pop, when I was a lil kid.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/07/14 07:42 AM

"I always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out at least I haven't wasted the entire day."

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/07/14 07:56 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

RIP Mickey Rooney. I can't tell ya a role he played, I just remember him being Mickey Rooney. I might have watched a movie of his w/ my pop, when I was a lil kid.

He played Bill the retard.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/07/14 12:26 PM

I remember that^^. He played the first tard to ever get their own apartment or something.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/07/14 01:43 PM

In other 2014 celebrity death pool news it is apparent that Bob Geldof liked Mondays more than he liked naming his children.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/07/14 02:14 PM

Yow! Peaches dead? She and her sister Pixie are lil hottie junkies.

Paging Moblem....

Her sister Pixie:

- Satisfied Customer

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/17/14 06:56 PM

Barry, just any recommendations. I'm entering the third week. Secondary fermentation. So far so good but its the first batch I ever tried. I have some conditioner to sweeten later and especially want to know how much for tart and just a tiny bit sweet. Cabernet Sauvignon by the way and yes I know its supposed to be dry but fuck that.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/18/14 04:51 PM

What happens when you make a gin law and no one pays attention?

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/townhallmagazine/2014/04/12/the-assault-weapon-rebellion-n1822409

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/18/14 07:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

What happens when you make a gin law and no one pays attention?

Ya get Al Capone.

I'm just glad BDM's going for wine and not whiskey. With his history, he'd prolly die in a still explosion.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/18/14 07:54 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Barry, just any recommendations. I'm entering the third week. Secondary fermentation. So far so good but its the first batch I ever tried. I have some conditioner to sweeten later and especially want to know how much for tart and just a tiny bit sweet. Cabernet Sauvignon by the way and yes I know its supposed to be dry but fuck that.

You're past me. I did one gallon or so and ran it til it stopped burping. Kept adding juice to it to sweeten it until I liked it. It's say in the fridge ever since...maybe a year and a half. It was more of a prison attempt than something classy.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/19/14 05:58 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

What happens when you make a gin law and no one pays attention?

Ya get Al Capone.

I'm just glad BDM's going for wine and not whiskey. With his history, he'd prolly die in a still explosion.

D'OH. Yeah, that should have been "gun". I'll have to beat my proofreader.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/19/14 06:55 AM

LOL. Same result either way.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/20/14 11:35 AM

There is a group of men's fragrance enthusiast on youtube who do reviews of colognes. When you see these guys on youtube they look like the last person on earth you would want to smell.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/22/14 04:59 AM

Too early in the morning to read that^

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/24/14 08:17 AM

Here's a look at my wine. I'm waiting a couple more days to move to the next step. Want to be sure the SG is right and it's totally quit fermenting.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/24/14 12:24 PM

There's something you can put in to kill the yeast. Blanking on it...bentonite, maybe. I think a night in the fridge does the same, but might not kill them all. If you bottle without the yeast being dead there might be some broken glass.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/24/14 12:45 PM

Happy Take Your Daughter to Work Day! Hopefully this doesn't happen that often on porn sets.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/26/14 09:19 AM

Yeah I have some chemicals to add tomorrow. It's been three days with the s.g. below 1.000 and above .99 so its time. Then its a week to de-gas and then sweeten with the conditioner I bought which has something to prevent in bottle re-fermenting. From what I can tell its going to taste a lot like a wine I used to buy at a local winery called Hound Dog Red. Tart with a hint of sweetness which is what I like. Unfortunately the winery owner died and they went under or this wouldn't be necessary. Its been fun doing though. I already have a raspberry zinfandel kit to start after this one.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/26/14 06:56 PM

I haven't made anything in forever, but I do have an oatmeal stout kit in the pantry. I also have a root beer kit I'm thinking of making a wine out of. I classy.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/28/14 10:03 AM

With the Donald Sterling stuff, SI re posted this interesting article, about owners who were suspended, banned or forced to sell: http://extramustard.si.com/2013/07/29/ge...sell/?eref=sihp

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/28/14 10:27 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

With the Donald Sterling stuff, SI re posted this interesting article, about owners who were suspended, banned or forced to sell: http://extramustard.si.com/2013/07/29/ge...sell/?eref=sihp

His girl recorded and leaked the compromat recording.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/28/14 10:55 AM

His mistress. His wife is suing her for $1.8million that she was given for humping and/or extorting the crazy old prick, so she leaked the tape.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/28/14 11:03 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

His mistress. His wife is suing her for $1.8million that she was given for humping and/or extorting the crazy old prick, so she leaked the tape.

Geezer got what he deserved for being stupid. With his wallet, he can do all the pump-n'-dump that he wants times 1,000.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/28/14 12:17 PM

Yeah, even if he is forced to sell the team, he will probably net over a billion in profit. He bought the team in 1980, when NBA franchises didn't cost all that much.

Here is a nifty kitchen item that I may buy myself for my birthday, though I would miss seeing the Pork Roll Pimping Koreans every morning.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EI7D...p;pf_rd_i=typ01

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/28/14 12:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Yeah, even if he is forced to sell the team, he will probably net over a billion in profit. He bought the team in 1980, when NBA franchises didn't cost all that much.

Here is a nifty kitchen item that I may buy myself for my birthday, though I would miss seeing the Pork Roll Pimping Koreans every morning.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EI7D...p;pf_rd_i=typ01

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/29/14 04:21 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Yeah, even if he is forced to sell the team, he will probably net over a billion in profit. He bought the team in 1980, when NBA franchises didn't cost all that much.

Here is a nifty kitchen item that I may buy myself for my birthday, though I would miss seeing the Pork Roll Pimping Koreans every morning.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EI7D...p;pf_rd_i=typ01

You think that she licked his ass and that he licked her ass?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/29/14 05:54 AM

More than likely. If a dude gives a chick 2 Bentleys and a Ferrari, he better have got his ass ate during the thank you.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/29/14 06:10 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

More than likely. If a dude gives a chick 2 Bentleys and a Ferrari, he better have got his ass ate during the thank you.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/01/14 12:10 AM

I ate a sandwich, 5x roasted chicken drums, chocolate waffle cone ice cream, 3x candies and a 1.25L of Coke - now I gotta run to the bathroom because of the runs.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/01/14 02:43 AM

She has this tranny vibe going on:

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/02/14 05:27 PM

I shit you not..............................................

Green Acres: The Movie! and The Broadway Musical.

Deadline Hollywood article

Fucking amazing. They already announced they are doing Hee Haw on Broadway too.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/02/14 07:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

More than likely. If a dude gives a chick 2 Bentleys and a Ferrari, he better have got his ass ate during the thank you.

Can eating ass cure cancer?

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/02/14 07:54 PM

Alex, what do you think of V. Stiviano?

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/02/14 08:35 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

I shit you not..............................................

Green Acres: The Movie! and The Broadway Musical.

Deadline Hollywood article

Fucking amazing. They already announced they are doing Hee Haw on Broadway too.

I catch Hee Haw every so often channel surfing. That Junior Samples.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/02/14 10:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

Alex, what do you think of V. Stiviano?

1) She's a whore [expensive, only for rich folks; not for a nigga that buys pre-owned games from the "Under $10" bin]
2) She's calculative; a so called "fighter" that uses words like "baby" and "sweetie" to manipulate the rich dude
3) There might be a sex tape with her in it
4) She might be a tranny
5) There is a possibility that she might not survive an "unfortunate road accident"

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/02/14 10:06 PM

^^^^^Possibly the most realistic post Cheeseburger ever made.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/04/14 03:00 AM

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/08/14 01:34 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

She is a bi drugged out mess, which makes her hot to me, but she doesn't have a cock, so why is she hot to you?

I'm not crazy about her. I was only sleeping and she happened to be in my dream. I am over 10,000% not gay.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/08/14 02:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Cheeseburger

I am over 10,000% not gay.

from the waist up.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/08/14 03:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Cheeseburger

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

She is a bi drugged out mess, which makes her hot to me, but she doesn't have a cock, so why is she hot to you?

I'm not crazy about her. I was only sleeping and she happened to be in my dream. I am over 10,000% not gay.

When the last time you had some pussy, kid. Yer a young man, with plenty of jew born bartering skills, so I assume you have been laid by a chick.

No, mangina doesn't count; yes, non-white does count; and yes, paying for it counts; but you don't have to divulge if you paid or not.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/08/14 04:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

[...]
No, mangina doesn't count; yes, non-white does count; and yes, paying for it counts; but you don't have to divulge if you paid or not.

You did a browser update and punctuation begins to change.

This is comma abuse, by the way.
The meaning can be completely different:

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Sorry Pipe. You know half the stuff you write is above my head. I aint scared to admit it.

Originally Posted By: PulpeD

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/10/14 10:42 AM

I heard about that. The industrial supply is big. If they want to compete w/ McMaster-Carr and Grainger, they will have to slash prices.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/10/14 11:32 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

My head hurts, my feet stink and I DON'T love Jesus.

pretty similar experience here. until the sun came out...and then the vodka tonics.

tomorrow is Jesus loving day. or 5 o'clock tonight if you're the anxious type.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/10/14 03:29 PM

My kid was asking me today why we don't go to church. Rather than fly my unbelieving infidel flag, I told him it's because his mom sleeps until 4pm and won't leave the house on Sundays. Under the bus you go, bitch.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/10/14 04:44 PM

LOL!

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/10/14 07:30 PM

Things to not to-do: Eat nothing but chili for a whole day. I even put cheese and sunny side up eggs on some and had it for breakfast. I think I've gone through almost a whole roll of toilet paper today.

Tomorrow, I'm hoping to not get shitfaced and ruin Mother's Day brunch like last year.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/10/14 10:50 PM

@barry... post of the year.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/11/14 04:39 PM

I am Truth.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/16/14 08:32 AM

Lol. Churchill Downs is trying to clawback money from Welker.

http://tracking.si.com/2014/05/16/bronco...-bet/?eref=sihp

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/16/14 09:32 AM

Are Barry the Pirate and BackDoorMan running for Governor of Idaho?

http://news.yahoo.com/idaho-just-hosted-the-best-political-debate-of-the-year-214051999.html

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/16/14 11:09 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Are Barry the Pirate and BackDoorMan running for Governor of Idaho?

http://news.yahoo.com/idaho-just-hosted-the-best-political-debate-of-the-year-214051999.html

You have to watch the video

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/16/14 11:11 AM

I caught them...well, mostly the biker dude...on Red Eye ("that explains it"- charin) last night. I had no idea we had this kind of floor show going on next door.

Definitely worth the watch:

Harley Brown's (the biker) website is fucking fantastic. This dude is real as fuck. Check out the Harleyisms. Gold, Jerry, gold.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/18/14 12:27 PM

For some reason, video car reviews and historical documentaries are much more enjoyable when the narrator has an English accent.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/18/14 12:50 PM

I dunno, I cringe when I hear limeys talking about American musclecars. I admit they do great on the Euro stuff.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/18/14 02:46 PM

Like the ads that Sir Kingsley does for Jaguar.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/19/14 08:11 AM

Mark Strong is pretty good in those Miller Fortune beer ads.

I just read about an inspired act of vandalism in the local paper: Someone grabbed a Thai restaurant to-go container out of the trash, filled it with dogshit, lit it on fire and stuffed it into a library's book drop box, igniting all of the books inside.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/23/14 04:46 PM

Canada Dry Green Tea Ginger Ale is pretty awesome. First couple sips were iffy but then it was almost like crack.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/23/14 05:06 PM

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/08/02/immigrants-are-big-business-for-private-prisons/

for profit prisons leech tax payer dollars, to house illegal immigrants instead of deporting them because it lines their pockets. The "free market" triumphs again.

I guess when even a division of fox news does a story about scum fuck corporatism I guess you're pretty much a right wing corporate scum fuck.....I know, I know " fox news latino"

Either way, fuck you.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/23/14 06:41 PM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

for profit prisons leech tax payer dollars, to house illegal immigrants instead of deporting them because it lines their pockets. The "free market" triumphs again.

Give Cheesypoofs his broken clock medal: Many, if not most, attempts at privatization cost the taxpayer more.

I heard from former poster Vizzle/VOD Guy they've even privatized collection of municipal taxes. That's like the ultimate abdication of government (to use Jefferson's phrase) and it's irony even hipsters can't top.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/23/14 07:00 PM

They haven't in my town. I gotta go to the municipal building on Tuesday and drop off a certified check.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/23/14 07:38 PM

Every so often, my iPod seems to invent a Creedence song that didn't exist before. The latest: Lookin' for a Reason.

Why can't we outsource prisons to countries where they are cheaper to run, like we do with manufacturing and call centers? Why house 25-lifers here, if we could set up prisons to our standards in Asia, Africa or South America.

Say a guy is sentenced to 40yrs for a couple rapes. Tell him he can serve 30yrs in China, or 20 if he stays there when he is released.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/24/14 06:25 PM

Fuck this cocksucking, motherfucking, bullshit baseball instant replay. You just overturned the best catch I've ever seen for no reason whatsoever other than the ball was hit by Albert Pujols so it must be a base hit reasoning. Fuck you in the ass with a broken Alex Gordon baseball bat whichever one of you blind, incompetent bozos in New York that overturned that. To make it worse your bullshit call just gave the Angels a run. I'm a goddamned Royals fan. My life is hard enough without you pricks making calls like that.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/26/14 10:55 AM

16 year old girl goes off on mom for fucking her 16 y/o boyfriend.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/26/14 06:30 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

He's right.

I know. I just don't care. It's not working. I get it. But I don't care. It's no worse than any other government program. So who cares?

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/26/14 06:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Why can't we outsource prisons to countries where they are cheaper to run, like we do with manufacturing and call centers? Why house 25-lifers here, if we could set up prisons to our standards in Asia, Africa or South America.

Say a guy is sentenced to 40yrs for a couple rapes. Tell him he can serve 30yrs in China, or 20 if he stays there when he is released.

Sob sisters would be on the news daily wailing about how terrible it is. 24/ 7 coverage. I'd love to see it.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/26/14 09:01 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

I know. I just don't care. It's not working. I get it. But I don't care. It's no worse than any other government program. So who cares?

Awesome. So when they come for you, I can have whatever they don't confiscate, yes?

Thanks, Brah.

Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/27/14 04:38 AM

I agree. I like watching baseball but games are already three hours long. Stop the play reviews.

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

Fuck this cocksucking, motherfucking, bullshit baseball instant replay. You just overturned the best catch I've ever seen for no reason whatsoever other than the ball was hit by Albert Pujols so it must be a base hit reasoning. Fuck you in the ass with a broken Alex Gordon baseball bat whichever one of you blind, incompetent bozos in New York that overturned that. To make it worse your bullshit call just gave the Angels a run. I'm a goddamned Royals fan. My life is hard enough without you pricks making calls like that.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/27/14 09:28 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

I know. I just don't care. It's not working. I get it. But I don't care. It's no worse than any other government program. So who cares?

Awesome. So when they come for you, I can have whatever they don't confiscate, yes?

Thanks, Brah.

I'm sure "they" are just chomping at the bit to come for me. Bummer that folks can't wrangle up the same passion for protecting school kids or the eldery as they do for cons.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/27/14 10:14 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Bummer that folks can't wrangle up the same passion for protecting school kids or the eldery as they do for cons.

Oh, man, that's Tritone-level lazy.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/27/14 07:42 PM

Because I'm not storming the walls with a broken bourbon bottle over privatized prison not working? Please.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/27/14 07:49 PM

Even lazier. (Also a waste of good booze).

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/27/14 08:41 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Bummer that folks can't wrangle up the same passion for protecting school kids or the eldery as they do for cons.

Oh, man, that's Tritone-level lazy.

not taking a side because i think the respective states should be able to use the incarcerated as slave labor and relieve the tax burden. privatized prisons serve no purpose other than boosting some equation on the stock market and/or benefiting senator so and so in their next run for office.

at the same time there's a ton of people serving ridiculous sentences for drug crimes. see the real rick ross for a fucken mind bomb. either vice or rogan..they're both good.

@barry. it's a fucken pisser we can't manage decent healthcare or education at this point on the curve. it really is. maybe next time.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/27/14 09:01 PM

Exactly. Nobody's putting the rights of criminals above the elderly and nobody's storming the Bastille with bourbon bottles over it and to inject those bugaboos into the mix is a lazy way to avoid defending a weak argument.

The only right that needs protecting here is the right to not be locked up for something that shouldn't be illegal in the first place so some connected cocksucker can make a buck and bill the taxpayer more for the privilege to boot.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/28/14 08:57 AM

I don't disagree with any of that, except to say that I think we give too much credence to this idea that prisons are full of dudes busted for smoking pot. If that were the case I figure there'd be fewer shankings and rapes.

I guess my thing is it's hard to get outraged over everything that's fucked up. For whatever reason, this is low on my radar. That's lazy life.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/28/14 09:36 AM

I just ordered a Lebanese cafe. It's empty and twenty minutes later, I'm still sitting here. How long does it take to make a salad, people?

Jesus fuck. They spent all that time heating up pita bread and over cooking my falafel though I told them no bread please.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/28/14 02:30 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/28/14 05:37 PM

^ Yup. Which brings us to the next point:

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

I don't disagree with any of that, except to say that I think we give too much credence to this idea that prisons are full of dudes busted for smoking pot. If that were the case I figure there'd be fewer shankings and rapes.

This assumes that there's enough pot in prison, public or private, to mellow them out. Clearly, there's not. Too hard to smuggle inside in sufficient quantity and too easily detected.

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

I guess my thing is it's hard to get outraged over everything that's fucked up. For whatever reason, this is low on my radar. That's lazy life.

You keep going on about folks being outraged and brandishing broken booze bottles and the like, and no one's doing any of these things. It's like you've become so used to saying "Yes Sir", or "Jawowl", or "Da, Tovarich" to the plutocrats that you conflate even the simplest disagreement with the inane crap Cheesypoofs spews.

Intentionally or not, you've XPT's de facto Minister of Marijuana. You can't seriously expect people not to give you shit when you say that folks blocking legalization for their own profit is low on your radar. That's like a Black fellow (not Tritone, an actual Black fellow) saying the same about racial profiling.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/28/14 06:43 PM

BTW: Not picking on Barry. Privatization's a bad idea in other areas as well. It's not limited to prisons, and Democrats aren't immune, either:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/26/opinion/mr-schumer-backs-a-bad-old-idea.html

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/28/14 07:11 PM

Only mentioned the broken bourbon bottle once this decade. I feel the way I feel and it's a shoot. And I'm sure you're right. I've gotten way too used to saying "yes, sir". Maybe that's why I can't conjure up outrage, or even anything beyond barely caring...if you prefer. I'm not clinging desperately to some deeply held belief in privitization of prisons, other than the state run system isn't working either.

As for them fighting the weed legalization thing, again, I just don't care. There are bigger fish to fry in my own back yard as far as that goes. If that means I get shit from you for not thinking globally, that's what it means.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/28/14 08:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

I don't disagree with any of that, except to say that I think we give too much credence to this idea that prisons are full of dudes busted for smoking pot. If that were the case I figure there'd be fewer shankings and rapes.

I guess my thing is it's hard to get outraged over everything that's fucked up. For whatever reason, this is low on my radar. That's lazy life.

i knew what you meant and where you come from. rapists and murderers deserve what they get. in my world they get shipped to china, china sends us the bill for the bullet. fair enough, yes?.

however.. federal drug sentencing laws are questionable at best. excluding pot dealers(or any dealers) most of these people are addicts and that makes them no different than alcoholics. and that's a disease where a judge sends you to a 12 step program on your first and second offense that makes you bend your will to god or a higher power. so basically, the federal gov't endorses Christianity and/or the belief in aliens to fix yourself or else. this might just be me though.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/28/14 09:28 PM

I'm down with sending them to China or wherever the fuck. Or going back to the days when Angola meant hot, wet and a shit ton of work.

If you're addiction is to the point that the Feds are looking at you, you're way the fuck off the rails.

Not all rehab is 12 Step based. Actually, there seems to be quite a cottage industry that doesn't subscribe to the whole "junkie forever" philosophy of 12 Step. I'm sure at the end of the day where the judge sends you to has less to do with a Higher Power thing than it does to a higher kickback thing. Yeah, I saw that Swoosie Kurtz ep of Law and Order: SVU.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/28/14 09:41 PM

missed the swoosie ep. All I'm saying. You get a dui, you get sentenced to counseling. That's aa. aa is all about the higher power.

so in effect the state has sentenced you to religion or a version thereof. Wrong wrong wrong. Burn it down dude. down to the ground.

we'll move on to hemp laws soon. Stay tuned.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/28/14 09:52 PM

I didn't get sent to AA when I got a DUI. It was 20yrs ago though. I knew people who got sent, but they didn't lie during the Itoxicated Driver Resource Center classes.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/28/14 09:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Not all rehab is 12 Step based. Actually, there seems to be quite a cottage industry that doesn't subscribe to the whole "junkie forever" philosophy of 12 Step.

just catching up with this... the cottage industry is called ibogaine.
that shit will fix whatever you got going on.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/28/14 09:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I didn't get sent to AA when I got a DUI. It was 20yrs ago though. I knew people who got sent, but they didn't lie during the Itoxicated Driver Resource Center classes.

you probably didn't get sent to an asseaters anonymous class either.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/28/14 11:20 PM

Heaven forbid.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/29/14 01:41 AM

There's a place down in Seattle that runs ads for their clinic on the local radio up here. The Schick Shadel clinic. They do a counter conditioning type treatment which is designed to create an aversion to your favorite vice.

For alcohol, they give you syrup of Ipecac and some IV injection to make your body reject alcohol. Then they make you drink a number of drinks and puke everything back up. Each session, they make you drink more alcohol to make you throw up more and more.

The current train wreck I've been seeing has been to this clinic, so I need to ask her what it was like for her. I think she went for a coke addiction. My problem with the ads for the place is that the owner/spokesperson is some former musician guy named Pat O'Day and he sounds like he's still drunk in the radio ads.

I've often wondered at what point in an alcoholics life do they pass the threshold to where they sound drunk even when they're sober. And do they know they sound drunk? Because drunk people usually can't tell when they start to slur their words.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/29/14 03:18 AM

Schick Shadel has been around forever in Seattle. They used to run ads on KSTW when I was little. Pat O'Day sounds really familiar. For some reason I remember him an old Seattle radio staple. Googled him. He was Seattle's version of Rick Dees. Big drunk.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/29/14 05:09 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

The Schick Shadel clinic.

Sounds like a division of Upstairs Medical College.

Not sure if Ibogaine is the cure-all it's proponents claim it to be, but it has to be better than the twelve step shit. Those fuckers thrive on replacing substance with shame and in doing so they miss the point. Nobody drinks or does drugs to feel bad about themselves.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/29/14 10:01 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Nobody drinks or does drugs to feel bad about themselves.

boom. that's truth.

ibogaine and it's close friend ayahuasca(Dimethyltryptamine..dmt) seem to offer a reset for those with issues and or addictions. will you or should you kick pot or booze?. that's up to you. if smack is your thing and you're living in refrigerator box then maybe suck enough dicks to go to peru and get right with the jungle god.

hunter s thompson drop at the start here..

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/30/14 02:58 PM

Dmt sounds scary. No thanks.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/30/14 03:53 PM

Depends on the person. 12 Step works for people. Does it replace one addiction? I suppose so. That doesn't mean that it doesn't work. There's no such thing as a cure all because everyone's different.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/30/14 07:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Depends on the person. 12 Step works for people. Does it replace one addiction? I suppose so. That doesn't mean that it doesn't work. There's no such thing as a cure all because everyone's different.

exactly. and forget the cure. that's not really what its about.

it's about giving up control to an actual higher power which is the basis for every half assed religion and program. [1]god is inside you. how could god not be inside you when you're the most advanced species?. it's too easy. use the organic chemicals of the environment we're bound to. then expand. beyond that, don't be a cunt and ruin it for everyone else.

@barry. the edibles/pot. fucken beautiful. better than booze. like booze it's easy to go too deep but when you hit that certain level...unstoppable.

[1] the god inside you would be a higher power. anything that inserted itself into a more basic society(example...spanish/aztecs)would be a god. there is no big man in the sky. jesus was a dick slinger but so is david blaine. as base level perverts we know this but this is the internet and some fucken dummy will come along and waste my time.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/30/14 09:34 PM

Sure, religion makes no sense. I don't think it's supposed to. Faith and all that. But what skin is it off my balls if someone believes? If it works for them, more power to them. Of course 12 step steals from it. Every self help movement does to some extent, because religion is powerful joojoo. And parts of it are going to conflict. Philosophies do that. It just is.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/31/14 12:59 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

I don't disagree with any of that, except to say that I think we give too much credence to this idea that prisons are full of dudes busted for smoking pot.

I couldn't think of a more republican thing you could say. "I don't care if it's true, I just don't believe it" Keep nurturing your inner fascist.

[img]https://anonijuana.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/arrests.gif?w=584[/img]

You don't seem how to grasp how easy it is to get arrested in the United States. Or play false naivety, or it's more of your smirking bullshit. I hope you get locked up a long time for a little weed and end up with a robotic omni consumer products cock jammed firmly up your ass and down your throat.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/31/14 08:44 AM

Sushi shits: Terrible.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/31/14 11:31 AM

I got one of them FBI moneypak viruses. Hijacks computer, wont let me log into widows with normal profile, restricts access to files and apps, shuts down all the anti virus stuff. I tried to restore from Safe Mode and that got cock blocked. 2 days later and I dont even have restore points.

Got one scan to go all the way through, twice and both times it deleted the same 6 things, so that aint working.

Tech support from New Delhi got me to create a new admin profile for windows, but everytime I try to run, delete or access anything w/ that it asks for my original profile's PW and cock blocks it.

I got it in safe mode and trying to off load some files, mostly videos of the kid, to an external. 38gb of video going to take 16hrs. This sucks. What makes it worse is a 7 year old sitting next to me asking if it is fixed yet and whining that he cant use the computer.

Once this is all done, I think i'm gonna get a lil 120-200gb solid state drive, and just save stuff to externals.

Edit: oh and it either hijacked my wifi router or that happened to die at the same time. Can see the signal, then when phone tries to connect, it says that it is out of range. Gonna buy a router tonight or tomorrow and see what it up. If new router gets fucked, i'll just return it.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/31/14 05:58 PM

Joe Posnanski on Derek Jeter

(or the unknown pervert on why Posnanski is the best sports writer in the U.S. today)

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/31/14 06:22 PM

LOL. "Jeterisation" over the top no doubt. But, hell, TUP, in a city like this, it's pretty hard to find legit heroes of any kind.

And, Posnanski's spot on with this

Originally Posted By: Posnanski

He hit well and fielded … he hit well. He managed to stay controversy free in the age of controversy. He was never caught or suspected of using steroids in the age of steroids. He played shortstop and served as captain for the dominant team of the era. It’s a career worth celebrating.

There's a shitload I could go on about, from the sins of the Steinbrenners, both father and sons, to that fucking A-Roid, to Giuliani and Bloombucks and whether we even needed a new stadium, to that fucking A-Roid,to the entire culture of NYC, to that fucking A-Roid, to sports in general, to that fucking A-Roid, and, well, to that fucking A-Roid. No matter.

In a town as corrupt as this, it's like Jimmy Stewart leaving the building, and, leftie though I am, I don't see anyone in the DeBlasio era filling his shoes. So I have no problem giving The Capitan his victory lap. None whatsoever.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/31/14 08:24 PM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

Joe Posnanski on Derek Jeter

(or the unknown pervert on why Posnanski is the best sports writer in the U.S. today)

I don't like Posnanski. I used to send him hate emails when he was on SI.com. Can't stand that Verducci either. SI had great football writers in Dr Z, Peter King and Don Banks. I hate the format of King's sub site, so I only read Banks anymore.

In my opinion, to be Captain you have to be the vocal and emotional leader. That was Paul O'Neil and then Jorge Posada.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/31/14 10:03 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Dmt sounds scary. No thanks.

missed this. don't write it off. you're the right kind of intelligent to go next level. just sayin.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/31/14 10:09 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

LOL. "Jeterisation" over the top no doubt. But, hell, TUP, in a city like this, it's pretty hard to find legit heroes of any kind.

he's straight ripping off john sterling. he's been using "jeterian" forever.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/31/14 10:31 PM

I wish Suzyn Waldman would suck Sterling's blood dry just before being impaled w/ the flying top 1/2 of a broken bat. Can't stand either of them.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/31/14 10:34 PM

I fucken hate her so much.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/31/14 10:36 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Dmt sounds scary. No thanks.

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

missed this. don't write it off. you're the right kind of intelligent to go next level. just sayin.

Lou, I couldn't agree more, but I've seen her try pot and she can't relax into that, so DMT's even less likely.

That's not a slam by any stretch, for whatever pipsqueaks may be perusing. It's just some folks react differently. To each their own.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/01/14 10:17 AM

If Obama wants a 15 point boost in his approval numbers, he hopefully implanted the 5 released Taliban leaders with GPS tracking devices and sends them straight to Allah with a drone strike.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/01/14 12:02 PM

But that wouldn't be very inclusive.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/04/14 06:51 PM

RIP Don Zimmer 83 y/o

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseba...ticle-1.1817522

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/07/14 11:36 AM

^I loved that old man. RIP.

This may or may not be worth its own thread, depending on how the story develops, but it seems that reclusive Calvin & Hobbes cartoonist Bill Watterson ended his self-imposed exile to secretly do a week's worth of Pearls Before Swine. More when I find it.

Edit: Here

http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/2014/...ll-he-just-did/

Edit again:

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/07/14 11:50 AM

Tracy Morgan got fucked up in an accident on the NJ Turnpike, 5minutes from my house. He was on his way home from a gig in Delware when the limo bus he was in got rear ended and flipped over by a rig. Like 2 other rigs and an SUV involved in the accident.

1 dead, Tracy and 2 others in critical condition. Accident was in a construction zone. Rig driver prolly noticed a lane closure late, jaked it into the other lane and clipped the top heavy Sprinter limo.

Turnpike was closed for 5hrs, starting around 1AM. I wonder how many drunk and high drivers passed out sitting on the roadway?

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/07/14 12:13 PM

I hope tracey morgan dies. I don't find him funny at all.

Posted by: adv0cad0

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/07/14 04:41 PM

This thread needs more Zimmer Bear...

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/07/14 05:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

I hope tracey morgan dies. I don't find him funny at all.

Hence, why he's playing in Delaware.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/07/14 07:43 PM

I found Tracy to be funny. He was great on Stern.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/07/14 08:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I found Tracy to be funny. He was great on Stern.

same... here's a great tracy morgan story. he denies it but bert has it verified..

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/08/14 09:27 AM

Great find Lou. And congrats on 10K.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/08/14 04:25 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

I hope tracey morgan dies. I don't find him funny at all.

Hence, why he's playing in Delaware.

Not near as funny as his drug/ alcohol/ diabetes fueled attention whoring.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/08/14 05:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Not near as funny as his drug/ alcohol/ diabetes fueled attention whoring.

Did someone say my name?

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/08/14 06:11 PM

Can't swing dead niggers by they ankles without a smacking an oppressed minority. Steez is a little less oppressed than most. But, you know, the patriarchy and micro aggressions and whatnot.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/08/14 07:42 PM

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/10/14 10:18 AM

Bears look so damn fierce. But from the photos I've seen, it looks like they just go to a river, open their mouths, and wait for fish to jump in. That seems like a waste of ferocity.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/10/14 10:20 AM

Things would be much easier for suicide bombers if they had pouches like marsupials.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/10/14 10:35 AM

That would force them to believe in things like "science" and "evolution", when we all know that Allah doesn't make getting those 72 virgins easy.

It's still 72, right? I mean, Allah hasn't fallen victim to inflation or something, yes?

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/10/14 11:53 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Bears look so damn fierce. But from the photos I've seen, it looks like they just go to a river, open their mouths, and wait for fish to jump in. That seems like a waste of ferocity.

They are fierce but easily fooled, to wit:

[video:youtube]http://youtu.be/rPZNjtODzFI[/video]

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/10/14 03:42 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/10/14 06:05 PM

Heh.

Hehehe.

HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-mother-of-god-I-can't-stop-laughing-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Eric Cantor Ousted in Primary by Tea Bagger

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/10/14 06:14 PM

^BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I know it's bad form to laugh at one's own posts, but goddamnit, I CANT STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THE DOUCHEBAG!!!

Once again, Sorry.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/10/14 08:07 PM

GOP shoulda kicked them splitters to the curb early on. As a third party they woulda been dead already. Fuck ups from the top down to let the Tea Party fester and grow.

If the Tea Party puts a stranglehold on the 2016 primaries we are going to be fucked w/ 4 more years of Dems. Maybe then the 75% of Republicans w/ brains will split off and take the 25% of Dems w/ brains and create a party that can run the country rationally. I know, that would exclude women being involved, but sometimes you gotta think of the greater good.

Pro Gun/Pro Abortion Party. We got too many assholes, lets deal with the problem one way or the other.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/10/14 08:19 PM

This just in: Eric Cantor comes out in support of unemployment benefits.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/12/14 09:08 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/16/14 09:14 AM

RIP Tony Gwynn. Cancer at 54. Great hitter and classy individual.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/16/14 03:53 PM

Found a George Foreman grill with attachments today that costs $107 new on Amazon. It seems to be working.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/16/14 08:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

RIP Tony Gwynn. Cancer at 54. Great hitter and classy individual.

From the you can not make this shit up department, only one pitcher ever struck Gwynn out three times in a game.....Bob Welch.

How do you hit .394 for a season in the modern era and not win the MVP? I guess shit happens. From looking at Gwynn's stats, his best year might have been at age 37: .372 BA, 220 HITS, 17 HOMERUNS, 119 RBI's, 49 DOUBLES, and only 28 SO's for the entire season.

The year Ted Williams hit .406 he did not win the MVP. Of course that was the same year that the guy that did win it had a 56 game hitting streak.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/17/14 06:04 PM

meh.. you guys didn't have shit to say about him three weeks ago.
such is life, and death.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/18/14 05:57 AM

He was a Padre his entire career...what was there to say?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/18/14 07:59 AM

6 Redskins trademarks canceled by patent office

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/0...ins-trademarks/

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/18/14 08:58 AM

Hillary Clinton's book must have had an Ishtar chapter, cause that shit bombed.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/publishing-source-hillary-book-bomb_795079.html

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/18/14 10:06 AM

The lake house had this shitty window overlooking the lake,

so I cut it out and installed a larger Marvin slider.

(Actually, the before pic is a different but identical window to the one replaced.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/18/14 10:22 AM

Ooh, a Marvin Slider. Isn't that a sex act?

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/18/14 10:26 AM

Haha, I'll check the urban dictionary

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/18/14 08:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

He was a Padre his entire career...what was there to say?

solid point. kinda like being a pirate or brewer i guess. which is weird because san diego couldn't be a better place to play ball.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/18/14 08:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Hillary Clinton's book must have had an Ishtar chapter, cause that shit bombed.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/publishing-source-hillary-book-bomb_795079.html

what's for her to say except "i wasn't the one that sucked the presidents cawk, ever"?. ellen might try to werk it but oprah would be having none of it.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/19/14 04:13 PM

Not sure where to put this, but it's too good not to share:

I went to visit Billy Watson and the Minion today and was hanging out killing some time. I look over at the Minion's edit screen and ask about the whore in the scene. Oh, she's some newbie who wants to be the new Belle Knoxx.(we all laugh)
Then Watson looks over and comments: " yeah, see that dick in her vag? That's only the fourth dick ever in her pussy. She's like two weeks out of high school and has only had one or two boyfriends"

And that my friends is what's great about today's fucked up world. Wank fodder for us all.

I will post a still of the girl when the scene goes live. I don't know her name.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/19/14 04:36 PM

The internet has whores crawling out of the woodwork. Thank god for this instant gratification world.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/19/14 05:34 PM

nice fb. Thanks for sharing that.

and the selfie generation has nothing to hide. I thank girls like Ceara Lynch for inspiring today's whores to be independent, inspired, and exploited. She's a straight pimp.

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/19/14 06:06 PM

faceblaster is our man in havana.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/19/14 08:36 PM

I need advice. The Postman strikes again. First order from a new parts supplier. 10 days late, but I'm in no hurry. Finally shows up crammed into my mailbox. The girl and my neighbor held onto the box while I tried to work the thing out. It was like the Belle Knox Facial Abuse scene. Shipped 2 Day Priority and postage due. Like $3.50 or something. They delivered it. Fuck them. This was a week or so ago. I've since gotten these little manila envelopes about every 3 days. "Carrier's Statement". "If there is a balance due the carrier, please enclose it and leave it in the box. Thank you". Fuck that. I have no intention of paying it. It was late. They delivered it. I owe them dick. My girl thinks they'll stop our mail service. Good. Fuck em.

My question: Why won't my girl just shut the fuck up?

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/19/14 10:51 PM

A guy saves a baby from a falling window one day and becomes a hero. That night, God appears before him. God says: I don't really do this, but I will grant you one wish.
The guy thinks for a minute and says: My girl lives in Hawaii and I live in the Bay, any way you could build a highway from SF to Hawaii? I hate to fly.
God looks disappointed. He replies: Look, I am God. Can't you think of something beter than that? Do you have any idea how much steel and rebar that would take? How hard it would be to create and why don't you take a minute and think of something that maybe benefits all man or at least dignifies the offer?

The guy thinks and responds: OK, how about you teach me to understand women?

God hesitates and comes back with:

So, uh...how many lanes in each direction you want?

Posted by: CanHead

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/14 06:26 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

I need advice. The Postman strikes again. First order from a new parts supplier. 10 days late, but I'm in no hurry. Finally shows up crammed into my mailbox. The girl and my neighbor held onto the box while I tried to work the thing out. It was like the Belle Knox Facial Abuse scene. Shipped 2 Day Priority and postage due. Like $3.50 or something. They delivered it. Fuck them. This was a week or so ago. I've since gotten these little manila envelopes about every 3 days. "Carrier's Statement". "If there is a balance due the carrier, please enclose it and leave it in the box. Thank you". Fuck that. I have no intention of paying it. It was late. They delivered it. I owe them dick. My girl thinks they'll stop our mail service. Good. Fuck em.

My question: Why won't my girl just shut the fuck up?

She won't shut up. She's a woman. She'll go on and on and on. The thing about them not getting the delivery on time will have to be a small claims court lawsuit. You'll probably win, but you'll also have to file. Which is probably one long pain in the ass. So, to get her to shut up, and to stop the long manilla envelopes, dip into your girl's purse for the $3.50 and earn yourself some peace of mind because she's finally shut up.

CanHead

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/14 12:03 PM

I guess I don't care enough about the manila envelopes, other than as a tool of minor...very minor...subversion. Besides, it's not like she won't start in on something else. And peace of mind, I gave up on that long ago.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/14 08:47 PM

I've been posting a lot today to get to 3,000 posts. Now it's countdown to Jesus time.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/14 07:48 PM

just an observation for those that participate in our knitting circle and question it's worth...

i recently joined twitter. obviously you need to scale things back because everyone is a moderator and free speech like here?...well, that doesn't exist. that being said... in the groups of interest that i enjoy(whores, pcasts, racing, sirius, guns,mma/violence) i'm a retweet/quote machine.

my point...this place is full of killers. it's too easy to take what you learn here and apply mild pressure on the unassuming.

to the lurkers. look,read,and learn. maybe jump in if things are that fucked up or you've come to terms with your sickness. we'll diagnose and assess, free of charge.

and thanks to you real maniacs that do participate. this place is special and i mean that in the retarded way.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/14 08:48 PM

Any time I go even slightly off the rez on fb, people act like I've gone nuclear. And I dial way the fuck back because my real name and face is next to what. Call some ass out for being a control freak/ bully on his buying/ selling shit group, they act like you just fingered their cat.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/14 09:03 PM

i knew you'd get it. you were the target audience. tatty and jerky too. i've seen their work and it's excellent.

i slip up on texts sometimes. usually within the family and on the weekends when i get silly shit from one drunk fucker griping about another. or the occasional co-worker that ties in emotion to a logical situation.

i cant exist in the realm of facebook. first...i don't see the point. i call or see the people i give a fuck about regularly. then we hang out and get fucked up.

second... it's an emo cunts playground. me me me etc.i'm way too honest for zuckerburg.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/14 09:37 PM

I've never been the least bit interested in Twitter or Facebook. Popularity is overvalued and anonymity is undervalued in both of those universes. Way too much importance being put on the number of likes/followers you have. If I wanted to be followed by jack offs everywhere I go I'd just let money fall out of my pants pockets.

I tend to like the forums where it has to be pointed out where the posts/posters who aren't being smart asses are.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/14 10:29 PM

What I used to do is when I saw someone I follow tweet @ a celeb, I would reply to the tweet w/o taking away the celebs @, so they would get the alert. Beff Stern blocked me and it made me so happy that she read my tweet and got angry enough to do it.

That is how I chalk up Twitter Trolling win. It aint followers and retweets, it is how many people have you blocked.

Now if you wanna find randoms to fuck with, go with celeb/pornwhore Instagrams. Make a troll comment on one of their pics, and hope to catch a loon fan who can't believe someone just said they want to give Kristin Stewart a Dirty Sanchez or that you can break her cunty attitude through BDSM puppy training.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/14 11:15 PM

Kristen Stewart seems more appropriate to pony training rather than puppy to me.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/24/14 11:02 AM

Either one would be entertaining.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/24/14 07:24 PM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

I've never been the least bit interested in Twitter or Facebook. Popularity is overvalued and anonymity is undervalued in both of those universes. Way too much importance being put on the number of likes/followers you have. If I wanted to be followed by jack offs everywhere I go I'd just let money fall out of my pants pockets.

I tend to like the forums where it has to be pointed out where the posts/posters who aren't being smart asses are.

You'd crush on twitter. CRUSH. Don't sweat the followers count. They'll come because like we've established...it's full of weak bitches.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/24/14 11:45 PM

TUP could make a go of it just bashing KC sports teams.

There are a few guys who run Mike Francesa parody accounts. They type everything w/ a Lawn Guyland accent. Shit is so funny they kept posting the comments in the NY Daily News until Fatty opened his show with about 10 min of butthurt about it.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/25/14 06:31 AM

There's a fake Dan Beebe (ex Big XII commissioner) out there who still hits about a dozen out of the park every college football and basketball season.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/25/14 02:01 PM

http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/1325-an-amazing-transformation-from-bumfights-to-businessman

I'm quite sad to see Rufus the Stunt Bum made it off the streets and has a job, wife and book now. I thought for sure he'd be dead by now. Donnie seemed to have more damage.

Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/25/14 03:57 PM

^ Good for Rufus!

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/25/14 04:24 PM

https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/washington/everettsnohomish/egpn

Menu from a WA weed shop.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/25/14 07:46 PM

$1000something my balls. I think this outfit's a dispensary. The "big" retail weed for fun store Seattle is already saying they aren't going to going to meet the demand of the first day. At $70- 80 an eighth. The black market is thriving and the penalties of getting caught seem to be mostly non existent.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/25/14 09:07 PM

Yeah, it is a dispensary. Dude dropped the link and a bunch of pics of what he bought.

http://www.dawgshed.com/index.php?threads/drugs-thread.117354/

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/26/14 11:42 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

Not sure where to put this, but it's too good not to share:

I went to visit Billy Watson and the Minion today and was hanging out killing some time. I look over at the Minion's edit screen and ask about the whore in the scene. Oh, she's some newbie who wants to be the new Belle Knoxx.(we all laugh)
Then Watson looks over and comments: " yeah, see that dick in her vag? That's only the fourth dick ever in her pussy. She's like two weeks out of high school and has only had one or two boyfriends"

And that my friends is what's great about today's fucked up world. Wank fodder for us all.

I will post a still of the girl when the scene goes live. I don't know her name.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/26/14 01:00 PM

Nice. Give her like 3-4 month of Meth or Cocaine abuse to tone up a little, and she be real good.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/26/14 04:20 PM

I'd like to shave that star of david tattoo off the minions arm with a cheese grater.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/26/14 06:52 PM

Daddy'll be proud.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/26/14 08:46 PM

heh..stretch marks on tits that small?. teen mom!

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/26/14 09:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Daddy'll be proud.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/27/14 08:50 AM

Where to put it would have been in the Newbie thread ! Duh

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/27/14 11:07 AM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Daddy'll be proud.

Watched it on AMC last night.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/29/14 11:25 PM

Anyone here collects cars?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/03/14 10:00 PM

What are some July 4th fooods others than burgers and dogs?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/03/14 11:55 PM

Kebabs

London Broil

Sausage & Peppers

Chicken Wings

Barely Legal Vagina

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/04/14 12:22 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Kebabs

London Broil

Sausage & Peppers

Chicken Wings

Barely Legal Vagina

Kebabs and London Broil don't sound American. I will get KFC bucket, grape soda and watermelon for my ghetto 4th of july feast.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/04/14 08:28 PM

Anything. We're a fucking melting pot. I had pad thai for lunch and didn't tip. America, fuck yeah. Go Capitalism!

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/06/14 08:34 AM

Right now its burritos and pico de gallo----- from Central America.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/07/14 04:01 PM

Johnny Football rolling up a $20 in a Vegas shithouse. I say he is just good enough this year to keep the Browns from drafting a future HOFer next year, and he is out of the league before his rookie contract is up.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/07/14 09:31 PM

This is why they hate you:

08m:40s - 08m:52s

08m:52s - 09m:23s

10m:30s - 11m:45s

TEXAS TERRORISTS, CDC ANTHRAX BREAKING NEWS

Posted by: adv0cad0

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/08/14 08:17 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Johnny Football rolling up a $20 in a Vegas shithouse. I say he is just good enough this year to keep the Browns from drafting a future HOFer next year, and he is out of the league before his rookie contract is up.

If drafted a year earlier he'd probably be good drinking buddies with Josh Gordon. The squandering of talent is fascinating. This idiot must have tens of voices in his ear pleading to do the right thing but fuck if he'll listen. Here's to his crash-burn-repeat career.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/08/14 08:56 AM

He is smarter and better than everyone offering advice, so why should he listen to them?

Breaking balls this weekend with a Steeler fan, I told him that I hoped Manziel loses every game he plays, except the 4 he plays against the Steelers, before his washes out.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/08/14 09:13 AM

It could be worse. He could have joined the Air Force and be in the cockpit of a fighter jet by now. He has the personality for it.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/08/14 01:20 PM

Air Force dudes get the best drugs(speed). Fact.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/09/14 10:12 PM

Where can I get a cap like that one that George RR Martin wears?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/09/14 10:32 PM

Looks like your ordinary Greek fisherman hat, but with some sort of medal on the front of it.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/09/14 10:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Looks like your ordinary Greek fisherman hat, but with some sort of medal on the front of it.

Thanks. I may buy one and attach one of these to it:

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/10/14 01:56 AM

Originally Posted By: Bob Horton

Where can I get a cap like that one that George RR Martin wears?

This joint has a store on 13th Ave and 42nd in Brooklyn.

http://www.bencrafthats.com/

Yer a Jew, so if you pay cash, they probably won't charge tax. I went there to buy some Kangols and they were gonna charge me tax, so I left em there and ordered via internet. Free shipping and no tax since I am in NJ.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/10/14 02:14 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Originally Posted By: Bob Horton

Where can I get a cap like that one that George RR Martin wears?

This joint has a store on 13th Ave and 42nd in Brooklyn.

http://www.bencrafthats.com/

Yer a Jew, so if you pay cash, they probably won't charge tax. I went there to buy some Kangols and they were gonna charge me tax, so I left em there and ordered via internet. Free shipping and no tax since I am in NJ.

There's no tax on clothing items up to $110 or $120 I think. I bought a cabbie/paperboy cap this weekend by the US Polo Assn brand over at Sears in Kings Plaza Mall for $12.99 and they didn't charged me tax. I call it a "Hoolie" [cap]. It goes well with my aviator shades.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/10/14 08:56 AM

Yeah? That is cool. I remember they would have tax free clothes weeks in NY around back to school time. Cool that they have a waiver of some sort all the time now.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/10/14 10:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Yeah? That is cool. I remember they would have tax free clothes weeks in NY around back to school time. Cool that they have a waiver of some sort all the time now.

They had it for years, but I only found out a year ago that they capped the money before the tax hits. I think that the government adjust this cap every once in a while [once in a year or 2] to balance the budget.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/10/14 10:20 PM

Just came up with this idea for a hot dog:

1- Boil the frank
2- Hit it with meat tenderizing hammer
3- Grill it
4- Add some sauce to it
5- Grill it some more
6- Put it on a bun

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/11/14 12:19 AM

Ding, ding, ding: Olive Garden is having a facelift

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/201...old-world-charm

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/12/14 10:06 PM

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/13/14 02:03 PM

Just finished shaving my nuts.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/13/14 02:16 PM

You have no life that you have to shave your hig5 rockbag and tell complete strangers about it. What a homo.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/13/14 02:22 PM

^This is America, homie! I can say whatever I want to say without giving a fuck! [So stop being a Putin]

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/13/14 02:57 PM

You gonna drink that shit or shave it for later ? nyuk.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/13/14 03:44 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

You gonna drink that shit or shave it for later ? nyuk.

I poured it into toilet. I needed the beaker to store the drink mix packets in.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/13/14 03:50 PM

Oh Good God ! lol

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/13/14 04:19 PM

Just get clippers. Use #1 on yer nuts, #2 on the rest of your body, then #3 on yer face.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/13/14 07:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Just get clippers. Use #1 on yer nuts, #2 on the rest of your body, then #3 on yer face.

I use an old electric beard trimmer on 0 setting, bundle/twist up the shrubbery into a handfull bunch and give it a buzz. Then I "hover" over remaining hairs so not to clip the skin. Then off to shower and off the remaining hair with razor cartridge [6 blades!].

I use cordless electric clippers to give myself a haircut. I use the size 000 comb and go allover my head with it, its kinda like crew cut, but I call it an "Alex". Giving myself an "Alex" is having a new haircut

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/13/14 08:59 PM

^^ Tranzer you fucking Mandavoshka Trotskyite. Are you even a citizen of the U.S.? Show a picture of your birth certificate...the one that doesn't have your baby-shemale-daddy's aids-sperm dripping all over it.

If Putin starts another progrom, I'm emailing your name and address to the Kremlin.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/13/14 09:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Willie D

^^ Tranzer you fucking Mandavoshka Trotskyite. Are you even a citizen of the U.S.? Show a picture of your birth certificate...the one that doesn't have your baby-shemale-daddy's aids-sperm dripping all over it.

If Putin starts another progrom, I'm emailing your name and address to the Kremlin.

This is all you need to know. End of story.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/14/14 06:18 AM

I think panzer is due for some more time in the gimp box.

Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/14/14 08:19 AM

Fuck, pics of shaved nut sack hair! Note to self, don't click on this thread again.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/14/14 02:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

I think panzer is due for some more time in the gimp box.

he's more of a "solitary" type offender at this point.. And I see he's mixing with the humans in the food threads too. ??

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/14/14 03:52 PM

Look in the Google search bar...looks like tranny sniffer searched for "More anus."

What a fucking disgusting keyboard. Get an air gun and blow off the chip debris and caked-on shit stains.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/14/14 08:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Willie D

"More anus."

You got that right!

I was searching for supplements, then I somehow got to HGH, then Nick Nolte's name came up and then Rick Morani's name came up. I figured that if I changed the letters to his name then it would sound Moreanus, but then I figured that Moaranus would sounds better, since someone could read "rea" as "ree" in Moreanus.

Dick Moaranus. Get it?!

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/14/14 09:43 PM

Someone bought this butt plug on eBay for $405.00

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/14/14 10:01 PM

How many ziplocs full of legos would that be?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/14/14 10:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

How many ziplocs full of legos would that be?

Depends. But I say somewhere between 12-15 of quality ones.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/14/14 11:47 PM

Can jacking be compared to meditation in the same sense?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/15/14 11:39 AM

Found this gallery of girls in military uniforms

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/15/14 08:25 PM

I will not click on anything Panzer suggests.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/16/14 07:46 AM

I'm surprised the MVP trophy for the All Star game last night wasn't a Derek Jeter bobblehead.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/16/14 09:03 AM

I don't know if you can find it on youtube or elsewhere, but Pete Rose was in the XMSirius studio yesterday and he interviewed on Opie and __________ and later in the day he was on Ron and Fez. Amazing guy.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/16/14 06:05 PM

^this. Pete's the man. totally changed my uninformed opinion of him. that is of the man, not the player.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/16/14 07:26 PM

Is the O&A show on at all? Opie doing thing on his own? I still think it's all a work.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/16/14 08:25 PM

I guess Opie and Norton are running out the last couple months of their contracts.

I think Cumia gonna do a podcast.

Speaking of podcasts, I been listening to Stone Cold's. 3 part Kevin Nash one and 2 part Ric Flair. Both very good. Wish the volume was up a little on them mics, but atleast it is consistent, unlike RFVideo. YouTube has em, and I listen in my shop. The Flair one I can barely hear over the machines.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/16/14 08:42 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

^this. Pete's the man. totally changed my uninformed opinion of him. that is of the man, not the player.

He was great on both shows in different ways. He is quick witted and a student of the game. Re-telling the DiMaggio story on O&A as well as rolling with the jokes, then Ronnie B going deep with him. Best of the day was him exiting R&F and telling Ron "you really know your stuff"

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/16/14 08:53 PM

Thanks for the heads up, Jam Master J.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/16/14 09:15 PM

Huh? I was actually talking to Lou about something in a thread about nothing. If you heard it, chime in. If not, ignore.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/17/14 08:58 AM

Fuck Marvel Comics!!!

Thor is a chick now and Captain America is a fucking coon. America really is doomed. Fucking minority politically correct Nazism bull shit.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/17/14 11:01 AM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

Huh? I was actually talking to Lou about something in a thread about nothing. If you heard it, chime in. If not, ignore.

Was thanking jerkie for the heads up on the Stone cold podcast. Sorry for the confusion.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/17/14 11:26 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

Huh? I was actually talking to Lou about something in a thread about nothing. If you heard it, chime in. If not, ignore.

Was thanking jerkie for the heads up on the Stone cold podcast. Sorry for the confusion.

Here is a link to em. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NboLLCfR6vQ

4part JR is a little old, but has lots of good stuff about Mid South, from the psychology Watts used for booking TV to how he handled the boys. I am psyched to finish this up and start the 2 part Sean Waltman interview.

Now that google and youtube are one in the same, if I am logged into my gmail, it saves my spot on youtube videos, so it is really easy to listen to long shit.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/17/14 05:44 PM

Watts was a people person. Ever seen his shoot? Oh, he's a big evangelical and shit but can't get a sentence out without "fuck" in it. He's a fucking piece of shit. Made great episodic tv, tho.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/17/14 11:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Watts was a people person. Ever seen his shoot? Oh, he's a big evangelical and shit but can't get a sentence out without "fuck" in it. He's a fucking piece of shit. Made great episodic tv, tho.

Yeah, right!

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/19/14 09:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Is the O&A show on at all? Opie doing thing on his own? I still think it's all a work.

jimmy norton was on a certain podcast this week. one that's very friendly with both the O and the A. jimmy expressed feelings that its a temporary thing. however..anthonycumia.com has been launched and will take your $$.

o&as contract is up august 4.

these are the facts as of now.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/19/14 09:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

^this. Pete's the man. totally changed my uninformed opinion of him. that is of the man, not the player.

He was great on both shows in different ways. He is quick witted and a student of the game. Re-telling the DiMaggio story on O&A as well as rolling with the jokes, then Ronnie B going deep with him. Best of the day was him exiting R&F and telling Ron "you really know your stuff"

Ronnie B is so underrated. he's missing the boat though. orrr he's brilliant.

missing the boat equals...he should have his own podcast like corolla and joe.
brilliant equals ...he might be the last great interviewer left on satellite radio this fall. as rogan pointed out to jimmy norton this week...with pandora and spotify nobody looks to subscription radio for just music. that was turn of the century thinking. its howard, o&a, ron and fezz etc that sells subscription service listening. it has to be next level comedy entertainment with precision logic.

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/20/14 01:42 AM

I saw Ringo Starr and his All-Starr Band tonight at the Greek Theater. What a fun and wonderful show and an amazing place to see it. They go back on tour in October if anyone wants to see it. I will definitely consider it again for next summer. They always end the tour at the Greek. If you like the hit songs from Ringo, The Beatles, Toto, Santana, Mr. Mister and Todd Rungren you should go see this show. Not much theatrically, but very solid musicianship by old pros.

According to Wikipedia he has been doing this tour since 1989 (with many lineup changes over the years). The house was packed and young and old enjoyed the show. Several of the songs were conducted as sing-alongs. As Ringo says at the beginning of the show, you know all of the songs we are going to play tonight. Several guests in the audience got on stage to sing "(I Get By)With a Little Help From My
Friends", including Edgar Winter and Jimmy Page.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/20/14 11:23 AM

Edgar Winter was there? Johnny just died. The show must go on. Pros.

On the other end of the spectrum, I saw Tantric, Fuel and Filter. Tantric and Fuel were really good. Filter was OK, but who cares?

I'm still kicking myself for not seeing Gregg Allman earlier this month. Probably the last chance.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/21/14 12:02 AM

It is summer time in Europe and Selena Gomez has made her debut as a Yacht Whore.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...mini-dress.html

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/24/14 10:30 AM

http://online.wsj.com/articles/when-stap...ound-1406169004

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/24/14 08:25 PM

How un- governmenty to actually get a good deal. Of course, it makes me wonder how many units of Product X will be take home by sticky fingered office workers. Will the number of pilfered supplies go up because of the "they didn't pay shit for them, anyway" disease?

I can't stop laughing at this:

http://gawker.com/park-slope-kids-salon-stop-calling-your-wifi-lulus-a-1553651388

Originally Posted By: From Gawker's article

CITIZEN'S ARREST! A person who controls a wifi near the "combination hair salon and toy store on the increasingly stylish Fifth Avenue strip of Park Slope" called LuLu's has given his or her network a positively vulgar name. It is a name that threatens to sully the posh and sophisticated reputation of a shop that charges $26 to give your child a new lease on life via his or her tresses ($10 for just a bangs job). It is a name that is not good for kids.

On the Google Group bergenbtwn4and5, LuLu's owner Brigitte Prat (or someone posing as her using the handle brigittelpratt) shares the story of how her brand is being attacked (probably by a high person who thought it would be funny to satirize the presumed bourgieness of the children's salon):

Originally Posted By: Brigitte Prat

PLEASE HELP!
Unfortunately someone near by has named their WiFi a really awful name referring to my shops, "LuLu's Anal Bleaching for Kids". I've tried calling Time Warner and Verizon and they can't seem to help. I have reached out to the 78th Precinct and my lawyer, but they can't help either because I don't know who it is. You can see the Network from both of my establishments, you can see it on your smart phone from my stores, my house, or standing in front of 417 & 426 Bergen Street as well as across the street. This is really disturbing and I'm lost to what to do without knowing who it is. Any other ideas on how to handle this?
Brigitte

Any ideas?

This works on so many levels. To me the best comedy, like the best art, is that which works within boundaries for maximum effectiveness. Calling people motherfuckers, cunts, etc. isn't that clever. This is very clever when you think about pretentious Brooklyn hipsters taking their kids to snobby salons. You can have this procedure done, I see ads for it in the LA Weekly all the time. I don't think children are the typical recipients though.

What caused this: an asshole being an asshole; the proprietor upsetting a nearby resident or other business through excessive noise or fighting over parking; or something else. The brilliance in this is the person didn't break any laws I can think of and got his or her point across.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/31/14 12:33 AM

Originally Posted By: Kingfish

I can't stop laughing at this:

http://gawker.com/park-slope-kids-salon-stop-calling-your-wifi-lulus-a-1553651388

Originally Posted By: From Gawker's article

CITIZEN'S ARREST! A person who controls a wifi near the "combination hair salon and toy store on the increasingly stylish Fifth Avenue strip of Park Slope" called LuLu's has given his or her network a positively vulgar name. It is a name that threatens to sully the posh and sophisticated reputation of a shop that charges $26 to give your child a new lease on life via his or her tresses ($10 for just a bangs job). It is a name that is not good for kids.

On the Google Group bergenbtwn4and5, LuLu's owner Brigitte Prat (or someone posing as her using the handle brigittelpratt) shares the story of how her brand is being attacked (probably by a high person who thought it would be funny to satirize the presumed bourgieness of the children's salon):

Originally Posted By: Brigitte Prat

PLEASE HELP!
Unfortunately someone near by has named their WiFi a really awful name referring to my shops, "LuLu's Anal Bleaching for Kids". I've tried calling Time Warner and Verizon and they can't seem to help. I have reached out to the 78th Precinct and my lawyer, but they can't help either because I don't know who it is. You can see the Network from both of my establishments, you can see it on your smart phone from my stores, my house, or standing in front of 417 & 426 Bergen Street as well as across the street. This is really disturbing and I'm lost to what to do without knowing who it is. Any other ideas on how to handle this?
Brigitte

Any ideas?

This works on so many levels. To me the best comedy, like the best art, is that which works within boundaries for maximum effectiveness. Calling people motherfuckers, cunts, etc. isn't that clever. This is very clever when you think about pretentious Brooklyn hipsters taking their kids to snobby salons. You can have this procedure done, I see ads for it in the LA Weekly all the time. I don't think children are the typical recipients though.

What caused this: an asshole being an asshole; the proprietor upsetting a nearby resident or other business through excessive noise or fighting over parking; or something else. The brilliance in this is the person didn't break any laws I can think of and got his or her point across.

Gawker's desperate nonsense is bullshit.

Vice's desperate nonsense is bullshit closer to entertainment. [1] [2]

Anachronistic desperate nonsense is bullshit that won't go away.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/31/14 02:59 AM

It really does read better when I remember to use the Stewie Griffin voice.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/31/14 04:43 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

It really does read better when I remember to use the Stewie Griffin voice.

Copying other people's bullshit again.

It makes a better fit imagining the camp crew cut behind barbwire.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/31/14 11:21 AM

Originally Posted By: PrimeD

Copying other people's bullshit again.

It makes a better fit imagining the camp crew cut behind barbwire.

Wait, the old lady librarian who only posts C&P's is busting my balls for copying? More like agreeing with what should be a board policy.

And BTW: My family left Europe in the 1890s, so your chimney jokes and death camp jokes are as far off the mark as your jaded view of the world. Try making a single post on here that is original content, clever, witty, sad, personal, informative, or at least one that does not make you sound like a self-righteous, judgemental Stewie Griffin playing Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh in the school play.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/31/14 12:13 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

Originally Posted By: PrimeD

Copying other people's bullshit again.

It makes a better fit imagining the camp crew cut behind barbwire.

Wait, the old lady librarian who only posts C&P's is busting my balls for copying? More like agreeing with what should be a board policy.

And BTW: My family left Europe in the 1890s, so your chimney jokes and death camp jokes are as far off the mark as your jaded view of the world. Try making a single post on here that is original content, clever, witty, sad, personal, informative, or at least one that does not make you sound like a self-righteous, judgemental Stewie Griffin playing Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh in the school play.

Your copied bullshit won't become better that way.

Off again. And praise the irony.

Remember the moment when the derivative ideology started and report back, hypocritical mongoloid.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/02/14 11:39 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

Originally Posted By: PrimeD

Copying other people's bullshit again.

It makes a better fit imagining the camp crew cut behind barbwire.

Wait, the old lady librarian who only posts C&P's is busting my balls for copying? More like agreeing with what should be a board policy.

Buh-buh-buh... He's a Floofin Grant GENIUS, damnit. WHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/04/14 06:57 PM

Take down piece, top 10 douchebags in classic rock.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/dc9/2014/07/the_10_biggest_classic_rock_douchebags.php?page=all

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/04/14 08:57 PM

That idiot knows less about classic rock than Panzer knows about cooking.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/04/14 08:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Take down piece, top 10 douchebags in classic rock.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/dc9/2014/07/the_10_biggest_classic_rock_douchebags.php?page=all

Troll bullshit. Way too obvious.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/04/14 09:24 PM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

That idiot knows less about classic rock than Panzer knows about cooking.

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Take down piece, top 10 douchebags in classic rock.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/dc9/2014/07/the_10_biggest_classic_rock_douchebags.php?page=all

Troll bullshit. Way too obvious.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/04/14 09:31 PM

Halfway through and the guy's pretty spot on. Garcia should be number 1. But the biggest douche of all is the writer. He's just a little smarter than the rest of us.

I've come to accept Dylan as the genius he is. And I think Springsteen is probably the best writer of the jondra. Douchebags both. But the talent, or just the spectacle, outshined the doucheyness.

Crosby was a junkie piece of shit. Garcia was a junkie piece of shit. They both stayed on their pedestals looking down on us long after their own decision making abilities became suspect at best. Peace and love and weed and levitating the Pentagon. Right after I hit that glass dick. Their poetry was lousy. Fuck them.

Lennon. I don't give a fuck. Just another judgemental morally correct 60's nag who talks the talk but don't come close to walking it.

Carlos Santana. He's a decent picker. Leave him alone.

I never got that Zappa shit. Jangly noise. But it was jazz, and I never got jazz.

My dad met Fogerty at a Lion's Club bash in Troy, Or. He said Fogerty was an OK bloke. He thought Kevin Nash was a drunken asshole, so I figure my dad was an OK judge of character.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/04/14 11:29 PM

The Eagles should be on that list individually, except for Joe Walsh.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/05/14 08:28 AM

^ Word

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/06/14 06:46 PM

New haircut: Flat top, Aircraft carrier head and no landing strip jokes you sick fuckers.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/06/14 06:55 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

New haircut: Flat top, Aircraft carrier head and no landing strip jokes you sick fuckers.

Questions:

Is that you pictured here, backdoorman?

How did it feel when you lopped Luke Skywalker's arm off?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/06/14 06:56 PM

That is me and it was gnarly with a force.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/06/14 07:02 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Well there IS a lot of hot air here.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/08/14 04:14 PM

There is a definite hillbilly aspect to some of the smaller towns in Alaska. On my most recent fishing trip, I met a waitress at the strip club who had just shown her tits to a guy in exchange for two bales of hay for her horses.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/09/14 09:06 AM

That takes a lorcet here.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/11/14 03:40 PM

Square bales or round bales? (researching the exchange rate for purely economical interests)

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/14/14 02:59 PM

Laugh worthy discussion thread on motherless

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/14/14 11:02 PM

Whats with her arms?!

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/15/14 05:11 PM

What's with her arms, Alex? Check the insides for track marks. That's what's with her arms, ya gobshite.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/15/14 11:22 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

What's with her arms, Alex? Check the insides for track marks. That's what's with her arms, ya gobshite.

His arms, not her

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/15/14 11:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Originally Posted By: J.B.

What's with her arms, Alex? Check the insides for track marks. That's what's with her arms, ya gobshite.

His arms, not her

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/15/14 11:57 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

What's with her arms, Alex? Check the insides for track marks. That's what's with her arms, ya gobshite.

Is that the after effect of the 'roids?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/18/14 03:16 AM

Yesterday, when I went for a stroll for $1.00 foods, I noticed this heavenly creature walking on 86th Street with her mother, going through fruit and vegetable stores. I then went to Riteway[where I got myself some gourmet root beer and $1 yogurts], and when I got out of there, she was still on the block, so I walked slowly on purpose and let her get ahead, so I could scan her body with my eyes, without drawing unnecessary attention: very nice, lightly sun-roasted skin, near-perfect meat-to-fat ration, natural, healthy provencial-tone blond hair, pretty good legs and very nice feet [with very nice toes!], about 5'9"-6'0" tall and good face [without makeup]. She then turned corner, and I followed, and then got ahead of her, but tried to maintain a distance of around 12 feet, where I utilized my Soviet KGB techniques of covert eavesdropping, to pinpoint the location of the building where her footsteps went into. Just sayin'. goofball

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/18/14 03:29 AM

Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand

Yesterday, when I went for a stroll for $1.00 foods, I noticed this heavenly creature walking on 86th Street with her mother, going through fruit and vegetable stores. I then went to Riteway[where I got myself some gourmet root beer and $1 yogurts], and when I got out of there, she was still on the block, so I walked slowly on purpose and let her get ahead, so I could scan her body with my eyes, without drawing unnecessary attention: very nice, lightly sun-roasted skin, near-perfect meat-to-fat ration, natural, healthy provencial-tone blond hair, pretty good legs and very nice feet [with very nice toes!], about 5'9"-6'0" tall and good face [without makeup]. She then turned corner, and I followed, and then got ahead of her, but tried to maintain a distance of around 12 feet, where I utilized my Soviet KGB techniques of covert eavesdropping, to pinpoint the location of the building where her footsteps went into. Just sayin'. goofball

quoting this for the police.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/18/14 03:51 AM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand

Yesterday, when I went for a stroll for $1.00 foods, I noticed this heavenly creature walking on 86th Street with her mother, going through fruit and vegetable stores. I then went to Riteway[where I got myself some gourmet root beer and $1 yogurts], and when I got out of there, she was still on the block, so I walked slowly on purpose and let her get ahead, so I could scan her body with my eyes, without drawing unnecessary attention: very nice, lightly sun-roasted skin, near-perfect meat-to-fat ration, natural, healthy provencial-tone blond hair, pretty good legs and very nice feet [with very nice toes!], about 5'9"-6'0" tall and good face [without makeup]. She then turned corner, and I followed, and then got ahead of her, but tried to maintain a distance of around 12 feet, where I utilized my Soviet KGB techniques of covert eavesdropping, to pinpoint the location of the building where her footsteps went into. Just sayin'. goofball

quoting this for the police.

She looked at least 19 years old.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/18/14 07:53 AM

Nice job on the pics.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/18/14 08:47 AM

Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand

Yesterday, when I went for a stroll for $1.00 foods, I noticed this heavenly creature walking on 86th Street with her mother, going through fruit and vegetable stores. I then went to Riteway[where I got myself some gourmet root beer and $1 yogurts], and when I got out of there, she was still on the block, so I walked slowly on purpose and let her get ahead, so I could scan her body with my eyes, without drawing unnecessary attention: very nice, lightly sun-roasted skin, near-perfect meat-to-fat ration, natural, healthy provencial-tone blond hair, pretty good legs and very nice feet [with very nice toes!], about 5'9"-6'0" tall and good face [without makeup]. She then turned corner, and I followed, and then got ahead of her, but tried to maintain a distance of around 12 feet, where I utilized my Soviet KGB techniques of covert eavesdropping, to pinpoint the location of the building where her footsteps went into. Just sayin'. goofball

quoting this for the police.

She looked at least 19 years old.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/19/14 03:49 AM

Some stuff I noticed while cleaning up the garage:

Old tires = spiders!
Empty glasses or plastic coffee cups = dead spiders because they can't climb the walls of the glasses.
If they're in a cup together, spare change and old rubber bands will glue themselves together.

Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/19/14 04:34 AM

Quote:

I think that I partially fixed the toothache: I took a Q-tip, and punctured this big zip on the inside of the cheek. A bit of blood spurted out, but I spit it, and rinsed out the mouth with the cheap antiseptic mouthwash. The painful pressure went away.

An abscess is nothing to take lightly. Get thee to a dentist.

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/19/14 11:01 AM

the zit on the inner cheek may be caused by your diet. zit on the gumline can be trouble.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/19/14 03:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral

Quote:

I think that I partially fixed the toothache: I took a Q-tip, and punctured this big zip on the inside of the cheek. A bit of blood spurted out, but I spit it, and rinsed out the mouth with the cheap antiseptic mouthwash. The painful pressure went away.

An abscess is nothing to take lightly. Get thee to a dentist.

Nah, not yet. He gave me antibiotics for a week, and I wash my mouth every so often.

Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/19/14 08:01 PM

Pretty fucked up shit here, video of ISIS beheading the American journalist.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d2_1408482303

For me, we should either nuke the entire region or leave them be to kill each other. This going half way bull shit only using special ops and providing intel bull shit has to stop. It's just wasting money and getting our own killed.

Build a huge fence at the border, patrol it with how ever many soldiers necessary, but let anyone in, so long as they are not criminals, willing to work, not muslim, or haven't ever visited a muslim country.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/19/14 10:34 PM

Originally Posted By: artxmaverick

Pretty fucked up shit here, video of ISIS beheading the American journalist.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d2_1408482303

For me, we should either nuke the entire region or leave them be to kill each other. This going half way bull shit only using special ops and providing intel bull shit has to stop. It's just wasting money and getting our own killed.

Build a huge fence at the border, patrol it with how ever many soldiers necessary, but let anyone in, so long as they are not criminals, willing to work, not muslim, or haven't ever visited a muslim country.

The freedom of expression regarding the press of the free has issues.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/20/14 11:08 AM

The "world" isn't appalled, or even slightly discomforted. The rest of the world are fucking barbarians. You can't reason with them, you can't logic them. The only thing the First World can do is put the 2nd and under Worlds under it's boot. These animals can't control themselves and the idea of giving them free reign to captain their own destiny is madness.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/14 02:12 AM

WTF does ice water have to do with Lou Gehrig's disease?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/14 08:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Nice job on the pics.

What pics?

Or whatever that is not showing up

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/27/14 08:40 PM

Some asshole ate every ripe blueberry from my garden.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/27/14 08:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Some asshole ate every ripe blueberry from my garden.

Where there a lot of them?

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/30/14 11:46 PM

Searched for Plutonium, then for 1.21 Gigawatts, then for Half-Life 3:

http://www.therem.org/half-life-3-for-xbox-one-xbox-360-ps4-ps3-and-pc/1216046/

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/31/14 01:47 PM

Iceland volcano live feed:
http://www.livefromiceland.is/webcams/bardarbunga-2/

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/05/14 07:32 AM

Watch when and if you have time...

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/05/14 02:25 PM

Yea, the appalachians. where I'm hiding out currently.

Lots of Scotch-Irish. terrible idea of food.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/14 11:40 PM

Anyone using moist wipes to wipe your ass?

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/10/14 01:34 AM

They totally clog septic systems and even older sewer systems.

i thought the correct xpt answer is "i have a whore who cleans my ass for me"?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/10/14 09:59 PM

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/11/14 04:27 PM

I swear I just saw a rocket or a missile launch about an hour ago. Straight up from the mountains south of Anchorage, headed away from the city. I took some pics on my phone.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/11/14 08:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

I swear I just saw a rocket or a missile launch about an hour ago. Straight up from the mountains south of Anchorage, headed away from the city. I took some pics on my phone.

Maybe there was a training exercise?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/11/14 09:07 PM

Well, you can see Russia out your front door, right?

Maybe they firing on the Ukies?

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/11/14 09:16 PM

Training exercise? Government cover-up.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/11/14 09:25 PM

Originally Posted By: PrimeD

Training exercise? Government cover-up.

They gotta launch a missile once in a while, otherwise they gonna cheat on the tests.

Posted by: drained

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/11/14 09:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand

Originally Posted By: PrimeD

Training exercise? Government cover-up.

They gotta launch a missile once in a while, otherwise they gonna cheat on the tests.

Today? Conspiracy.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/11/14 09:36 PM

Whatever it was, it launched past the mountains south of Anchorage headed south. Maybe it was a test of the missile defense system.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/11/14 09:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Whatever it was, it launched past the mountains south of Anchorage headed south. Maybe it was a test of the missile defense system.

Most likely a small missile [not ICBM] of some kind, due to slim exhaust trail.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/12/14 07:28 PM

Richard "Jaws" Kiel Dead at 74

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/12/14 11:28 PM

Dat dere enless skrimps:

Full Endless Shrimp Gallery

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 03:45 AM

You don't wipe your hands off before using your phone?

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 04:30 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

You don't wipe your hands off before using your phone?

I doubt he washes or wipes his hands before he does lots of things. If Panzer offered to cook you a meal would you accept it?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 05:22 AM

Of course not.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 05:28 AM

How about shaking his hand?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 05:52 AM

I don't like shaking hands.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 06:49 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

I don't like shaking hands.

good girl.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 06:53 AM

Technically, you probably wouldn't actually be shaking his hand. (as in actual flesh to flesh contact) You would just be shaking the oily residue around the epidermis.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 07:07 AM

Is it oil or the natural slime most jews excrete?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 08:06 AM

Being Jewish is Alex's only attribute. Actually, I've no idea how Alex ended up being so disgusting no matter what he is.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 08:11 AM

Chernobyl.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 08:29 AM

He likes to keep his hands pre-lubed in case he ever stumbles across a bent over tranny.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 03:37 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Of course not.

Even for your day rate? How worse could it be than shit stained mope dick in your mouth?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 03:51 PM

No. I'm not sure which would kill me faster...being in the same room as Alex or a scene with Brandon.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/14 10:19 PM

Why am I guessing Klaus Meine saw Trazer's parents right before he sat down to write "The Zoo?"

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/14/14 12:20 PM

Just finished installing a glass subway tile backsplash in the lakehouse kitchen. I might tile the entire house...it beats painting.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/14/14 12:52 PM

Certainly more permanent.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/14/14 12:53 PM

Certainly more permanent.

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

Have they started to seat you over in the corner or in an empty room yet? You must be scaring the hell out of the local rug rats. Look at your thumb! It's as wide as it is long.

Its an average thumb, its just the camera lens that makes it look bad. I was seated right across some European tourists that were munching on endless salad and sucking on the crab legs. One of the legs squirted into dude's eye #ThatWasFunny

The table to the right of me had some skinny Asian guy [see photo] with a fat white girl and they too had a lot of endless salad.

What's with all the people eating endless salad and bisquits in Red Lobster?! - Eating endless shrimp makes me feel classier than them.

The dude is black leather jacket [see photo] ordered a beer, and the sever for that table [Malory] said that Red Lobster's beers go between $7-$9. I would never pay that much for a drink.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/16/14 11:54 PM

Yer gonna hit 350 and pick up the gout soon w/ all them shrimp, Panzer.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/17/14 12:16 AM

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/17/14 12:45 PM

Went to see Keb' Mo' last night. Great show and wow can he play a guitar. Had a good band behind him as well.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/17/14 01:46 PM

The state of Alaska today announce the amount of the 2014 Permanent Fund Dividend check that they'll be mailing to every resident: $1,884, the third highest amount in the history of the PFD. Take that, Panzer!

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/17/14 09:48 PM

"How many men, I wonder, lead secret lives? This thought occurred to me recently when I met up with an old friend, together with his wife. They made a delightful couple, clearly devoted to each other. Yet I know that as he roams the world on business, he indulges in his deep addiction to ladyboys. “I can’t do without them,” he explains. “I don’t bother with girls anymore. It’s the ladyboys.”

There are plenty of other examples. The friend who on a recent visit to Bangkok managed to leave his girlfriend enjoying the hotel spa while he went for a quickie with a ladyboy. The married man I knew who on a visit to Bangkok went full-blast at the ladyboy scene, explaining to me afterwards that he was perfectly happy with his married life and that he loved his wife, but that ladyboys excited a different part of his personality: “It’s almost like I’m two people,” he said.

I remember the young IT specialist who had contacted me before his first visit to Bangkok, saying he was desperate to meet up with ladyboys but was too shy to do it on his own. “I don’t think I could handle the bar scene,” he said. So I took him to KC3, where in his urgent need to get started before he lost his bottle, he took up with the first ladyboy who spoke to him, bar-fined her, and as he told me later, almost came in his pants when they got into the hotel room. “It was all over in 20 minutes,” he said. I tactfully refrained pointing out that the girl he was with was one of the most ordinary girls in the bar. In his rush, he hadn’t noticed. He told me that I was the first person he had ever confided in. “If they ever heard about this in the pub, I would have to move out of the area,” he explained.

Then there was the university lecturer who asked for a discrete introduction to one of the models on the site so that he could spend time with her when he was out here on an exchange visit. He told me that a couple of his students were also spending their holidays in Bangkok, and that the possibility of meeting them when he was cruising for ladyboys was a mortifying one. “Back at home I’m regarded by my students as a pretty boring bloke, married for 22 years, two kids, no interests apart from my subject, art history,” he said. “But every day I fantasise about ladyboys. I’m not a closet gay, I have a satisfying sex life at home. Ladyboys stir up emotions I never knew I had.”

I myself like to believe that I pass as an ordinary person (albeit a devilishly handsome one), and that going about my daily business no one would possibly guess that the evening before, I had been eagerly exploring the cock and bottom of a young ladyboy eager to help me in every way she could.

In some ways, having a secret life is itself exciting. But while it is fine for me, living here, and able to indulge and then cover my tracks easily enough, it is a lot less easy for those who only visit Thailand or other countries with a sizeable ladyboy population.

When I first started out with ladyboys, it was long before the days of the internet. I didn’t even know what ladyboys were. I had never heard of them. These days, with so much ladyboy porn on the net, it is very easy to become addicted to the images. For most people, they are something entirely new. Something completely exotic that excites because it has never been seen or experienced, and because so many of the ladyboys who are posted on the net are under any criteria, extremely beautiful. In my experience, a lot of men visit Thailand because of the ladyboys.

For those men who are married, or in long-term relationships, does going with a ladyboy constitute being unfaithful? This is something of a conundrum. Having sex with a genetic girl certainly is. Having sex with a member of the third sex is problematical, in ethical terms. Enjoy the moment, is my advice. And, of course, keep quiet about it."

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/18/14 08:39 AM

One night in Bang Cock.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/18/14 01:24 PM

Close up pics of a comet.

http://www.businessinsider.com/rosetta-images-of-comet-67pchuryumov-gerasimenko-2014-9

Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/28/14 02:39 PM

http://www.christianpost.com/news/christ...al-wife-127107/

Christian fitness swingers. God is fine with them fucking each others spouses.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/01/14 08:29 PM

Alrighty. It's that time of year where I can disguise starving as fasting for Yom Kippur. Let the games begin.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/01/14 10:38 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Alrighty. It's that time of year where I can disguise starving as fasting for Yom Kippur. Let the games begin.

Your pretty butthole will be so clean. I hope that doesn't go to waste.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/02/14 03:08 PM

Originally Posted By: artwilliams

http://www.christianpost.com/news/christ...al-wife-127107/

Christian fitness swingers. God is fine with them fucking each others spouses.

Nice pink mohawk, fag.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/02/14 10:21 PM

McDonalds Monopoly

Quote:

So here are the only game pieces that are actually very valuable. Don't trade these away:

BROWN: Mediterranean Ave, odds 1 in 30 million wins $1,000.
LIGHT BLUE: Vermont Ave, odds 1 in 40 million, wins $5,000.
PINK: Virginia Ave, odds 1 in 200 million, wins $10,000
ORANGE: Tennessee Ave, odds 1 in 602 million, wins Super Bowl tickets.
RED: Kentucky Ave, odds 1 in 15 million, wins one of 40 plane tickets for two.
YELLOW: Ventnor Ave, odds 1 in 300 million, wins $20,000
GREEN: Pennsylvania Ave, odds 1 in 40 million, wins one of 15 Fiat cars.
BLUE: Boardwalk, 1 in 602 million, wins $1,000,000 in $50,000 annual payments.
RAILROADS: Short Line railroad, 1 in 150 million, wins a year's supply of gas.

So, if you find one of those pieces, you're actually special. If you find any other piece, it's basically worthless, unless you can find a guy with an actually valuable piece to sell it to

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/10/14 12:28 PM

LOL HORZ!

Chick boned the midget stripper at her bachelorette party and had to come clean about it when she gave birth to a dwarf.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/bride-who-sex-dwarf-stripper-4407891#ixzz3FhpISxFc

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/10/14 05:33 PM

lmao^

and its monopoly time again at mickey d's?time to lube them up.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/10/14 05:56 PM

Thats almost as bad as the kid coming out black.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/10/14 08:08 PM

Well Goddayumn:

Man Emerges From Sidewalk Grate, Throws Smoke Bomb Into Restaurant

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/10/14 08:43 PM

hipster payback or did he as salamu alaykem?.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/10/14 09:05 PM

I'm going with the former, 'cause those other guys are too pipsqueaky to appreciate the pie to the face.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/11/14 11:50 AM

That's a better response than a bad yelp review. The comments after that article are funny as hell.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/11/14 12:00 PM

We went to a house warming party for some friends last night. The guy is a realtor so he has a very diverse friend-set.

I have no idea how it happened- no one saw it coming, but some drunk guy with an obnoxious wife said to me "you think your dick is bigger than mine- pull it out" Mind you, he was slouched on a cooler against the wall at the time. It truly came out of the blue.

Everybody got library quiet, I guess wondering if I'd pull it out or knock him out. I said: "you'll have to ask my wife" and she didn't miss a beat and said "well, it's too long but makes up for that by being too thick". Everybody laughed and the bitch wife took that fucker to their car. I think he spent the night in there.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/11/14 02:55 PM

I don't have kids, but my friend with a young son said schools have started to give partial credit for wrong answers on tests now? Like if the questions ask for the answer to 7x7, and the kid writes down 45, he gets partial credit for coming close.

I guess it's to reward the kid for trying and almost getting it right. That's some seriously fucked up shit. Like how everybody gets a ribbon for participating in sports, even if they come in last place in a race or something.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/11/14 03:27 PM

The American school system is fucked up. One kid in my extended family doesn't have text books. They use worksheets for everything and most of the answers are already on the page. The kid is in 7th grade and he has to refer to a worksheet for his multiplication tables. He can't fucking multiply without a chart in the 7th grade. He's not in special ed either. I asked.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/11/14 03:46 PM

Just saw a report on a school banning the terms boys and girls. The kids are only to be called purple penguins or campers.
And I don't know if any you Ovomit dicksuckers on here know it or not but I double fucking guarantee you the people that make those decisions and others just as stupid are Ovomit voters.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/11/14 04:03 PM

^^^ I was really hoping that Purple Penguin shit was a joke.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/11/14 04:11 PM

Fucking liberal assed cocksmoking morons

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/11/14 04:11 PM

If I had a kid and their school pulled that purple penguin shit I'd pull 'em from school.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/11/14 04:13 PM

In todays climate they'd come arrest you and confiscate the good little socialists in training for further debriefing and programming.

That's why my kid goes to a non religious private school. There's a little bit of religion, praying at lunch, Christmas vacation instead of Winter Holiday. Minor shit. I'm pretty much atheist, but there's nothing wrong with some old time snake handling. Plus I've managed to sneak in God "smiting our enemies with His furious vengeance". It's all about compromise, people.

Love it when dogs are friends and go wild together.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/12/14 03:50 PM

Home schooling is more understandable now. Used to be homeschoolers were usually religious nuts/cults. Now the american school system is just fucked. No need to try let alone try hard cause they are gonna pass and get praised for choosing to be a retard

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/12/14 04:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Love it when dogs are friends and go wild together.

This, they were. She (Poodle) left and my lab just breathed a sigh of relief and has spent the rest of today asleep on my feet. I am not complaining. Their pups, with their bloodlines, will go for about 1,200.00/ea.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/12/14 07:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Love it when dogs are friends and go wild together.

This, they were. She (Poodle) left and my lab just breathed a sigh of relief and has spent the rest of today asleep on my feet. I am not complaining. Their pups, with their bloodlines, will go for about 1,200.00/ea.

In another time you'd have been heckuva slaver.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/12/14 07:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Love it when dogs are friends and go wild together.

This, they were. She (Poodle) left and my lab just breathed a sigh of relief and has spent the rest of today asleep on my feet. I am not complaining. Their pups, with their bloodlines, will go for about 1,200.00/ea.

In another time you'd have been heckuva slaver.

It's Candyland here in Bornyo-Land.

(BTW, Bornyo-Land is not my construct- Panzer started that some time back as some kind of ill-informed commentary on the South and our lifestyle)

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/12/14 07:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Home schooling is more understandable now. Used to be homeschoolers were usually religious nuts/cults. Now the american school system is just fucked. No need to try let alone try hard cause they are gonna pass and get praised for choosing to be a retard

Northern Idaho was one of the original battlegrounds of the homeschooling movement. I remember lots of articles about parents living off the grid with kids named Malachi (my favorite name ever) and Moses. But it's come a long way. Ours is considered a "home school" and very much a part of the school district...which I'm not in love with, but such is life.

Posted by: Bornyo

Anyone had a hernia? - 10/14/14 12:52 PM

I helped a guy lift a roll of carpet and toss in a dumpster (no hooker or mobster body inside) and now one of my nuts hurts. Is that a hernia or something related to the lifting?

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Anyone had a hernia? - 10/14/14 01:08 PM

i have a hernia right now(ive had it a few years).i tried to get them to operate on it when i was locked up so i could spend a week or two at the hospital.they wouldnt because i have bloodclots in my leg and they said at the hospital the dr or whoever would say its too risky.

as for your nuts hurting,it might be but i was told if that happens you can usually visually see it.plus the pain would probably be excruciating.i thought thats what happened to me but it ended up just being some kind of infection that they gave me doxycycline for.walking was a bitch for a little while.it could also be torsion(which i dont know what it is but they do this test where they poke or lightly touch your inner thigh and your ball is supposed to lift up on its own,as if you were flexing it).you might want to schedule a drs appointment soon.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Anyone had a hernia? - 10/14/14 01:39 PM

Groin pull. The pain radiates to the nuts.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone had a hernia? - 10/14/14 01:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Groin pull. The pain radiates to the nuts.

That's my thought too. It's down in the nut like being "pennied" or hitting your nuts playing or doing something. It doesn't hurt bad enough to be sitting on ice but it hurts just enough to know if I ran in boxers or had crazy sex it would hurt really, really bad. I got some compression shorts from when I had my vasectomy. Looks like I'll wear them a day or so.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Anyone had a hernia? - 10/14/14 02:44 PM

I'm thinking groin pull too. Maybe have a doctor see your scrot. Better than worrying.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Anyone had a hernia? - 10/14/14 02:48 PM

You saying he can't trust an XPT internet diagnosis?

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone had a hernia? - 10/14/14 03:08 PM

Well, considering I had a full 50 yr old physical with all it's embarassment just last week or week prior, I think I'm going to rest on pulled groin.

Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Anyone had a hernia? - 10/14/14 04:05 PM

You very well might have a dead Ball...!

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Anyone had a hernia? - 10/14/14 05:18 PM

Every once in a while (like 4-5 years), I'll sneeze so hard that I get the most horrible, intense pain in my scrotum and it'll make me scream out loud and fall to the ground clutching my nuts. It doesn't matter where I am, it just hurts so bad that I have no choice in the matter. I guess it must be from an old hernia.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Anyone had a hernia? - 10/14/14 05:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Richard Hungwell

You very well might have a dead Ball...!

In that case, the ball should be spotted where forward progress ended. For him, I believe that would be the Civil War.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone had a hernia? - 10/14/14 05:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Originally Posted By: Richard Hungwell

You very well might have a dead Ball...!

In that case, the ball should be spotted where forward progress ended. For him, I believe that would be the Civil War.

Out of the Park!!!

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Anyone had a hernia? - 10/15/14 08:06 AM

After one of my many surgeries on my leg my back got all fucked up. It radiated pain into my nuts. The doc had to point out it was coming from back. I never would have thought it. Hope you didn't fuck up a disk.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Anyone had a hernia? - 10/15/14 02:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

You saying he can't trust an XPT internet diagnosis?

Not at all. I respect your fake doctor certificate as much as my own.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Anyone had a hernia? - 10/15/14 07:52 PM

#NoHymenNoDiamond

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/16/14 07:53 AM

Irony is ironic! Unless its hypocrisy.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/16/14 08:44 AM

My God the Royals are going to the World Series. My God Ned Yost is going to the World Series. J.B. imagine the Jets making the Super Bowl while being coached by Pete Carroll or the Mets making the W.S. with Terry Collins managing. That is how I feel. How can a manager I hate so much be giving my life so much pleasure?

Ned Yost will be managing the American League in the 2015 All Star Game. Suck on it Berman. How fucking stupid is your back, back, back call going to sound in the Bunt Derby? Ha Ha Ha Ha. David Ortiz, Mike Trout, and Miggy Cabrera will be bunting in the first or second inning and the A.L. squad will have ten pinch runners on it. Ha Ha Ha Ha this is going to be great.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/16/14 09:02 AM

Congrats. The Braves suck balls and I've about given up on them.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/16/14 11:53 AM

I hope KC wins it. I hate the Cards and the Giants have won enough. Good Luck!

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/16/14 02:40 PM

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/16/14 04:29 PM

Love that song, and I can't even take the pot.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/16/14 04:50 PM

weed vs meth

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/16/14 05:25 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/16/14 08:49 PM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

My God the Royals are going to the World Series. My God Ned Yost is going to the World Series. J.B. imagine the Jets making the Super Bowl while being coached by Pete Carroll or the Mets making the W.S. with Terry Collins managing. That is how I feel. How can a manager I hate so much be giving my life so much pleasure?

If it were me, TUP, I'd be unable to shake the suspicion God was not only fucking with me but a fan of Lawrence J. Peter as well.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/17/14 09:14 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I hope KC wins it. I hate the Cards and the Giants have won enough. Good Luck!

Agreed. I despise Larussa.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/17/14 09:46 AM

LaRussa is a Bobby Valentine level douche. Tony just had his players on better juice.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/17/14 10:57 PM

Team tup for the series...

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/17/14 11:01 PM

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/19/14 04:49 PM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5b7_1404372113

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/19/14 07:30 PM

Triteone can really take a stomping.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/19/14 07:41 PM

1. I don't want to remember Ricky Nelson.

2. I don't want to be reminded of Ricky Nelson by Gunnar and Matthew Nelson.

3. Mathew and Gunnar Nelson should not be.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/21/14 07:28 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Wife allegedly sent him to rehab earlier in the year, cause whenever he goes on a bender, he wakes up in a hotel room stinking of whore.

I sooo missed this place... there's nothing like it.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/22/14 07:25 AM

I love a clever turn of phrase. I was reading a car review that mentioned an older model that used to push in the turns and it's handling was described in this way: "it leaned toward the outside like a whore in a packed church."

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/22/14 01:34 PM

so since returning ive noticed some of my jeans are pretty big on me.so much so i had to put some new notches on my belt.my newer jeans are 52 inches mostly,but now i can fit in my 46s and even some levis shorts that are 44.

anyway i want to shrink my bigger jeans just a little.whats the best way?will they shrink more if washed first and then thrown in the dryer?or is it better to just throw them in the dryer dry?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/23/14 10:12 AM

Wash in hot water and dry hot for an extended time.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/24/14 09:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

I love a clever turn of phrase. I was reading a car review that mentioned an older model that used to push in the turns and it's handling was described in this way: "it leaned toward the outside like a whore in a packed church."

i am sooo using that on twitter during the next nascar(martinsville)race..thanks.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/25/14 08:27 AM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

Originally Posted By: Steezo

I love a clever turn of phrase. I was reading a car review that mentioned an older model that used to push in the turns and it's handling was described in this way: "it leaned toward the outside like a whore in a packed church."

i am sooo using that on twitter during the next nascar(martinsville)race..thanks.

I heard one during last weeks race I'd never heard. It was one of the less experienced announcers. He said "well you know that ____ is harder to pass than a kidney stone".

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/30/14 01:46 PM

I discovered earlier that if you say the word "addenda" slowly, you sound retarded. And the slower you say it, the worse it gets.

I had an idea earlier that since my good friend and I both have silver 4-door SUV's, it might be fun to get personalized plates that use the same combination of letters and numbers as his regular plates and then just drive around doing lots of stupid shit. But he's black, so I'd have to do it in blackface with a short afro wig on.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/30/14 02:52 PM

So you've got everything but the plates?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/30/14 04:19 PM

What made me think of this was that I saw someone earlier today with personalized plates that said something like "GZY234" and it looked just like the regular Alaska lic. plates except the regular plates would have a space between the letter and the numbers with a small Alaskan flag in between. I bet almost no one would notice the difference.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/01/14 11:32 AM

Saw something white standing in my horse pasture this morning and was all WTF??? It wasn't an albino deer, but is was damn near all white. Never seen one colored like that before.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/04/14 12:59 PM

Dammit. In preparation for the results of today's vote on legalizing marijuana, I tried to register the domain name "BakedAlaska.com," but it's already taken and for sale with a minimum bid of $20,000.

Btw, Jerkules, they've just found out that fanged deer aren't extinct. Be afraid.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/04/14 02:22 PM

Nah, they won't let me get close enough that they could bite me.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/05/14 01:12 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Dammit. In preparation for the results of today's vote on legalizing marijuana, I tried to register the domain name "BakedAlaska.com," but it's already taken and for sale with a minimum bid of $20,000.

Btw, Jerkules, they've just found out that fanged deer aren't extinct. Be afraid.

Looks a little inbred though.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/05/14 06:26 PM

Fuck me. Oil leaking out of this minivan like a mother fucker. I got under it while it was running, and I thought it was leaking from the oil pressure switch. Took the one out of my old van and popped it in. I look under and the shit still streaming out. Now I'm pissed. I get right under the fuckin thing, oil drizzling all over me, and it looks like the timing cover gasket. Fuck me.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/05/14 11:23 PM

So during practice with the dumb band I'm in the drummer flung his sticks at the guitar player's head. Nothing better than watching 45 and 50 year old guys throw temper tantrums.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/06/14 09:41 AM

Well you are lubed up !

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/06/14 12:10 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Well you are lubed up !

BASTARD!

Well, I tapped out like a bitch. I looked at some YouTube tutorials and I completely don't trust myself taking that much shit off the engine and changing all the seals and O-rings and stuff.

A buddy is coming over in the morning to do it. Got my fingers crossed that it is just a blowed out O-ring on the nipple that goes from Timing Cover to Oil Pump. If the nipple is cracked, I'm going to have to wait for one to be shipped from a junkyard in CT, cause I aint payin $623 for a new one.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/06/14 04:10 PM

I just got back from pheasant hunting in South Dakota. We had great, mild weather most of the time and good hunting and a good time. An added bonus was the ganglion cyst on the first joint of my thumb burst internally due to either carrying a shotgun all day or the act of firing same. I'd been rubbing it with frankincense oil because a friend is a great believer in that, but I went out there with a cyst and came home without one. I'm just going to let my friend credit the frankincense oil and move on.

I've never had to lead a bird almost 20 yds to hit it, and that was a very new experience.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/06/14 05:56 PM

I missed the chance for spruce grouse hunting up here. It's the closest thing we have to pheasants. You have to get them before the first snowfall when they're still eating berries and stuff. After that, they switch to spruce needles and taste like shit.

The last time I went with all of my friends, we started drinking before we started hunting and by the time we had a bunch of birds, no one felt like cleaning them. So we just ripped the breasts off and tossed the rest away. Probably 80% of the meat is on the breasts anyway, so it wasn't that bad.

The place we were hunting was a few hundred miles north of Anchorage and was technically a residential neighborhood with gravel streets. But it looked like the type of place where people go when the want to be totally off the grid. Some guy with a wolf-hybrid dog came out to confront us about hunting near his place but we told him to fuck off since we had guns and all he had was a big dog.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/06/14 06:28 PM

i might have to sell sofie.she wouldnt start this morning when i was going to take her to get smogged.

i think trading it in and talking the dealer down a bit,i could get a 350z or an armada(both of which are eight grand or less) for a decent payment each month.

my uncle was being funny this morning though.telling me i should think about getting a bus pass.maybe if when i was away at band camp and he was driving it,he had used 91 octane gas like the manual says and left the overdrive on at all time like it also says,my car would still be working and wouldnt need a new rack and pinion in addition to whatever else it needs.my bumper wasnt cracked all the way in the front when i left it.i just bought zip ties for it today.last i drove it before my departure it was still in one piece,just cracked at one part on the bottom.

yeah im appreciative he got new brake pads for it and has taken it to his mechanic that works cheaper than most,but i lent it to him as a favor.not to mention he owes me 4500 that i havent seen one dollar from since years ago.i saved this guys fucking house and he has the nerve to tell me i need not think of myself as being above other people by not taking the bus.fuck i didnt get my first car till i was 30 and now i have to take the bus like a dickhead?my car worked fine before he used it.

fucking guy and his wife go on vacations,added new shit to their house(this thing at the door that goes in and now has some expensive looking statue of a head),and every time i go over there my little cousin has a new expensive lego or two(technics arent cheap,i never even got one as a kid),but cant make good on what he promised me when i loaned him the money;he said hed give me 50 or 100 dollars each time i asked him.i asked him once and he said he couldnt.

i shouldve not lent him the money,bought myself a car and whatever else i wanted.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/06/14 06:49 PM

Breathe Frankie, breathe. Don't have a meximeltdown.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/06/14 08:24 PM

definitely not worth its own thread... @thereallisaann is having a meltdown tonight and Darth aka @julesjordan is a target. get it while it's hot...she'll sober up and delete soon.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/06/14 08:48 PM

Wait, I thought Darth was Powder.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/06/14 09:29 PM

who is tan mom that lisa ann is referring to?janet mason was the first name that popped to mind.oh and darth was double j?i thought he mightve been the poster that said he was a factor in the industry that showed us a pic of himself wearing some gucci or tiffany shoes.

in other frankie news im looking at a gs300 in addition to the other options.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/07/14 12:39 AM

Tan Mom is the one who got taken to court for bringing her young (not even 10y/o?) daughter to tanning booths. She is an old leathery hag who had 10minutes of infamy, like Mary Jo Buttafucco or Lorena Bobbitt. Never did porn, I don't think.

She was at eXXXotica last year, had next to no one at her booth, then yelled at Jenna Jameson when she was leaving.

Do a Google Image Search if you wanna see the pig.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/07/14 01:25 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Breathe Frankie, breathe. Don't have a meximeltdown.

Quick, call Taco Bell and sell them that word.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/07/14 11:18 AM

wow,now i see why you didnt post pics.why the hell would anyone give her 10 grand for anything other than to fly to another country and never return?

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/07/14 05:47 PM

hi im speedy warmed cheese danish from starbucks.what kind of date do you want tonight?

in other news my little cousin has no idea how last weekend her mom almost flew to arizona to bring her ass back home from college.she was at a frat party with her bf and my aunt told her when she calls her she better answer.of course she calls her bfs number and hers and even when she reaches through my cousin hardly acknowledges her and then hangs up.im under the impression my aunt doesnt want my cousin to end up on the news a victim of some frat gang date rape case.

my aunt was gonna be on a flight the next afternoon but i guess she changed her mind.word to the wise chubs if youre reading this,when your mom calls answer.or you might end up leaving school before you graduate.it was kind of the same thing a few weeks before that too.

but in news of a more flavorie nature i discovered my new fave coffe at starbucks today:salted mocha caramel.fucking delicious.and from the prostie name you can guess what i ate there.the rest of it even went well with my pita sammie i made when i got home.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/07/14 06:07 PM

I'm Rex Pork Chop With Garlic Rice. Before that I was Rex Bacon Chocolate. Bacon chocolate sounded like a better idea than it tasted. I haven't tried bacon vodka yet.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/07/14 06:14 PM

yesterday i was speedy prosciutto,smoked gouda,bianco dioro salami,and chicken breast on pita.i think tomorrow ill be speedy large manicotti filled with ricotta.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/07/14 06:15 PM

I think tomorrow I'll be Rex Moussaka. Rex Frozen And Reheated Moussaka, that is.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/07/14 08:23 PM

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale

hi im speedy warmed cheese danish from starbucks.what kind of date do you want tonight?

in other news my little cousin has no idea how last weekend her mom almost flew to arizona to bring her ass back home from college... word to the wise chubs if youre reading this,when your mom calls answer.or you might end up leaving school before you graduate.it was kind of the same thing a few weeks before that too.

I don't know which surprises me least: The fact that Frankie's childhood pet was named "Speedy", or the possibility that li'l prima "Chubbs" might be lurking.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/08/14 01:00 AM

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale

yesterday i was speedy prosciutto,smoked gouda,bianco dioro salami,and chicken breast on pita.i think tomorrow ill be speedy large manicotti filled with ricotta.

-You are a beaner, so w/ some extra cologne, gold chains and polyester clothes, you might be able to pull off dago with Speedy Prosciutto. Just use a clove of garlic wrapped in Genoa salami as deodorant for a while, to mask the Goya.

-Mine would be Brownie Pizza, or if I use the other pet I was born with and my breakfast, it would be Pete Hameggancheez.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/08/14 07:38 AM

Annie Cheeseburger. lol

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/08/14 07:44 AM

Took my gal pal to see Robin Trower last night in Knoxville at the Bijou. We're going to see Dave Mason Sunday night same place and I have a ticket to Leon Russell on the 17th. Hopefully getting tix for Fleetwood Mac in March next year. My gal can't go to the Russell show. She will be recovering from pussy surgery to take out more of that fucked up transvaginal mesh shit they screwed women with a few years ago. Shes had a tough way to go and is in a class action law suit.
Trower kicked ass by the way. They had 74 tour shirts on sale and I was at that one as well. Had to get her and me one.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/08/14 09:10 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale

yesterday i was speedy prosciutto,smoked gouda,bianco dioro salami,and chicken breast on pita.i think tomorrow ill be speedy large manicotti filled with ricotta.

-You are a beaner, so w/ some extra cologne, gold chains and polyester clothes, you might be able to pull off dago with Speedy Prosciutto. Just use a clove of garlic wrapped in Genoa salami as deodorant for a while, to mask the Goya.

im a spic not a beaner.beaners are those with brown skin and look down on those with light skin as well as try to make you feel like youre not mexican because of it.ive felt above them since 2002 when my first time at el tigre(now called northgate,which is a mexican grocery store)i noticed this kind of treatment.

once when my mom and i were going back to her car with groceries years ago,there were some paisa beaners leaning on my moms bumper,obviously trying to provoke a nigga moment though nigga synthesis ala the boondocks.when we got to the car they backed down and the bigger one gave me this fake head nod as they left and went back to their truck after i glared at his beaner ass.fuck sorry im there in a pair of coogis and supras and you guys couldnt put together a nice outfit to save your lives.gay ass haters.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/08/14 09:45 AM

also,my little cousin(son of my uncle) wants to someday tell me im not a real mexican because im proud of being spanish.which is fine with me because i wasnt born in mexico,and mexican is just a nationality.its not an ethnicity.people that are white and mixed with some native american arent ethnically american or native.there was a wood who was part indian in county all tatted up and he didnt identify as native american because he was predominantly white.

im aware of my background and im proud of it.im mostly spanish with mayan and some white mixed in.im actually curious to find out what kind of white(ie the hathwaites and my relative thats a full spic and her husband buried in old town).so for those people out there that feel im not a mexican,thats fine with me.unless you were born in mexico neither are you.

im sure youve seen the spanish channel and how spanish beauty is preferred over the sambo-like paisa characters that they put on as comedy relief in some shows.

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Tranvaginal mesh

You stupid fucking piece of shit. If only there had been better government over site to protect women from the freemarket vultures who manufactured this shoddy garbage to make a cheap buck . Class action lawsuit eh? But your precious republicans want "tort reform" your girlfriend is fucked over by the world people like you have created.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 12:31 AM

Also looking a few pages back ... Of course you fucking dullards would think Sam Harris is some kind of Wylie e coyote super genius. You does an ok job when he lectures in things in his field but becomes a total fucking neck beard YouTube atheist when talking about Islam

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 12:35 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

I dated a girl earlier this year who drove a 2002 Land Rover Discovery. It was in the shop basically every month for repairs. I couldn't bring myself to tell her at the time that it was also leaking oil on my driveway. Luckily the sun faded out the oil.

Sounds like another piece of worthless junk shoveled into the showroom for consumer consumption

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 12:40 AM

Frankie figs is proud of his background. Why? Your proud of something you had absolutely no control of? Racial pride in and if its self is pure stupidity. You're saying youre proud of what cunt you happened to be shat out of

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 01:19 AM

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale

fuck and id imagine theyre not cheap to work on either.is that common amongst land rovers?

If it is British and has an engine, it leaks oil.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 01:25 AM

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale

fuck and id imagine theyre not cheap to work on either.is that common amongst land rovers?

Sounds like it. She was on a first name basis with the service manager at the local Land Rover repair shop. Knowing her, she probably fucked him as well. I had been considering buying a new Range Rover and she very strongly recommended against doing so.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 07:14 AM

Aren't Land Rovers the old piece of shit Toyota 4X4s? The good expensive British ones are Range Rovers.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 08:02 AM

Range Rovers are made by Land Rover (originally just Rover). They also make models that are just called Land Rover. You're thinking of Toyota Land Cruisers.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 08:14 AM

CxGxPx logic: one plus one = purple penguin

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 09:47 AM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

You're saying youre proud of what cunt you happened to be shat out of

easy there fuckboy.but yes im proud of being spanish royalty on my moms side.so goldershowers

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 10:48 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Range Rovers are made by Land Rover (originally just Rover). They also make models that are just called Land Rover. You're thinking of Toyota Land Cruisers.

The company is called Land Rover, right. The Range Rover series are the luxury SUV series which can be pretty finnicky. The company also sells a more utilitarian Land Rover series since the 1950s. You are likely to spot them in Africa, in Belfast oppressing Catholics, etc.

Land Rover was part of British Layland (Rover Group), known for making sorry cars.
Bad Triumph

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 10:50 AM

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale

basically.

A mayan beaner infatuated with gachupines?

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 11:36 AM

im mostly spanish but yeah.watch estudio 2 on your local spanish channel around 7 and youll love it.but look at these two and tell me theyre not hot:

skip to 208^

both of them are on estudio 2 regularly.maribel guardia had a sitcom on one of the spanish channels that i liked watching because it was genuinely funny.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 02:56 PM

I just replaced a wooden door with "full glass" that leads onto a second floor deck. I used a fiberglass unit this time. The insulated glass had fogged and the wood was starting to rot on the old one. I ordered all these upper floor doors as out-swing when I built the house because, well, I wanted them that way. I think all the door shop did on those doors was install the threshold reversed, as the glazing strips were outside and the hinges were for shit. That particular door takes a lot of sun and used to take rain as well before I put up a canvas awning.

The new door was heavy as hell, but next time my guys say they can't hang a door by themselves I can easily call bullshit. There is about 3 hrs work for one man and 5 minutes for two dumb guys. One smart guy can do the work of two dumb guys in about 8 minutes, without straining himself.

The new door leaf is a little bit smaller than the wooden one, so I have to get a bottom sweep and shim out the hinges to close the gaps.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 04:40 PM

Could somebody get fbf some cranberry juice, please?

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/14 04:45 PM

good idea^.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/10/14 01:34 AM

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

You're saying youre proud of what cunt you happened to be shat out of

easy there fuckboy.but yes im proud of being spanish royalty on my moms side.so goldershowers

If know you're really fucking stupid yet if feel even you can see the complete lack of anything rational in this. This isn't to say I don't understand the context of being a racial minority group in a racist society but saying your mom was a Spanish princess and it somehow elevates your worth as a human being is just dopey bullshit. There's absolutely no worth in it.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/10/14 01:42 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Could somebody get fbf some cranberry juice, please?

What are you fucking delivering cannolis or something?

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/10/14 08:03 AM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

You're saying youre proud of what cunt you happened to be shat out of

easy there fuckboy.but yes im proud of being spanish royalty on my moms side.so goldershowers

If know you're really fucking stupid yet if feel even you can see the complete lack of anything rational in this. This isn't to say I don't understand the context of being a racial minority group in a racist society but saying your mom was a Spanish princess and it somehow elevates your worth as a human being is just dopey bullshit. There's absolutely no worth in it.

quiet you.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/10/14 09:22 AM

Well fuck! My gal was called in early for surgery due to bad blood work results. She missed Dave Mason and was broken up over it. We waited months after he cancelled in April for doing a project with Traffic. I got her a tee shirt and couldn't even photograph or record due to restrictions at the show. A friend that sings and plays geetar in a local band went with me. Damned good show. Leon Russell is coming up next monday same small venue. Great place for shows.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/10/14 12:48 PM

what the fuck kind of liquor store doesnt have porn mags?thought id pick up the latest fox or get a cheap grab bag,but not a single jerk rag in there(not that i really jerk off to still images anyway).

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/10/14 05:41 PM

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale

(not that i really jerk off to still images anyway).

Of course you don't you annoying spic. And i am certain you are very selective about the moving pictures you DO jerk off to...let me guess...

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/10/14 08:55 PM

very much so.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/11/14 12:28 AM

looks like the choice is now down to an is300 or a gs300.

ill be happy either way.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/17/14 08:12 PM

Charles Manson getting married.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/18/14 04:42 AM

Sometimes when my nose is partially stuffed up, it sounds like there's a little bird trapped in there, chirping with each inhale/exhale.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/19/14 06:10 AM

Just read a story online about people trapped in their cars because of a massive snowfall in upper state New York. It's currently 49° in Anchorage, Alaska. There is no snow on the ground and I'm wearing shorts and a light t-shirt.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/19/14 08:32 AM

I think Buffalo got 3' of snow and they are looking at another 3' in the next day or 2.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/19/14 09:32 PM

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/21/14 03:27 PM

the car is in my name,my legal names on the pink slip and everything,so :p.ive been working out since ive been out.and ill be working in the next month or so,so no more medical.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/21/14 08:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

Exactly what I thought. I am paying for your healthcare as well as my own.

Since I am paying for your healthcare I am entitled to tell you these things: Lose some fucking weight. Exercise. Stop eating pure god-damned garbage. Take the money you dream of blowing on drifting equipment for "sophie" the car we all know you don't actually own and the money you do blow on shit food and porn and pay for your own damned health care.

My heartlessness is with you, sheriff. But the free medical is...and should be...for folks like our brown friend. Fresh out of stir, doesn't have a gig yet. Which is fine as long as it's a temp thing. I've got no beef with a hand up. When it becomes a full time gig, by choice, is where the problem starts.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/21/14 10:50 PM

yes yes obamacare sucks blah blah fucking blah...how come none of you worthless fucking faggots ever open your dribbling cocksuckers about corporate welfare? subsidized drug pushing through clinical research that dangles carrots in front of dying cancer patients in the last years of their life taking horrific meds that don't do a fucking thing except make their final years fucking misery. Why don't you talk about how not a single fucking innovation over the last thirty years came out of the private sector and was straight from military research grants....funny what unlimited R&D budget can do when you have no overhead and don't have to compete in the "free market"...but I thought that was socialism? So many of you deserve to die a worse death every day.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/21/14 10:51 PM

Let's get tough on crime but there's a pharmacy on every fucking block. Fucking pathetic amoral subhuman fucking pukes.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/21/14 11:03 PM

yeah i plan on getting a full time job as soon as im mobile again.the holiday season is the perfect time to apply,but as ive found out even before having a record its not a guarantee theyll hire you.im also going to sell photo prints on etsy,redbubble,and some other site.ill also be starting school in january or spring hopefully depending on which one i go to.

theres this online gallery i know of that i read about in the summer and a lame shot of a horse that didnt have enough contrast was going for like seven or eight hundred.so im guessing whether the photog gets a one time payment and/or some of each picture sold i could probably sell them some pics and get some decent money.

as for my body situation,i went and had a blood draw and ct scan.they said it could be lymph nodes or an infection.they gave me antibiotics and ibuprofren,as well as advised me to put warm compresses on my pelvis.also im pretty sure medical doesnt cover emergency room visits.last time they billed me.

the gay thing is my dick seems to want to be working again but i dont want to get it hard and/or pound off because it hurts one of the veins thats stiff when blood goes through.it happened at the hospital when i got turned on by some of the nurses.i dont want to possibly worsen the infection i might have.

some other tmi related stuff is im thinking these infections might be from my own spit.i have two cracked teeth that used to have cavities which i need to go have root canaled and ceramic crowned which i havent yet.so my mouth is probably a breeding ground for germs.

almost forgot,ive lost five pounds since the last time i got weighed.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/14 07:31 AM

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale

yeah i plan on getting a full time job as soon as im mobile again.the holiday season is the perfect time to apply,but as ive found out even before having a record its not a guarantee theyll hire you.im also going to sell photo prints on etsy,redbubble,and some other site.ill also be starting school in january or spring hopefully depending on which one i go to.

theres this online gallery i know of that i read about in the summer and a lame shot of a horse that didnt have enough contrast was going for like seven or eight hundred.so im guessing whether the photog gets a one time payment and/or some of each picture sold i could probably sell them some pics and get some decent money.

as for my body situation,i went and had a blood draw and ct scan.they said it could be lymph nodes or an infection.they gave me antibiotics and ibuprofren,as well as advised me to put warm compresses on my pelvis.also im pretty sure medical doesnt cover emergency room visits.last time they billed me.

the gay thing is my dick seems to want to be working again but i dont want to get it hard and/or pound off because it hurts one of the veins thats stiff when blood goes through.it happened at the hospital when i got turned on by some of the nurses.i dont want to possibly worsen the infection i might have.

some other tmi related stuff is im thinking these infections might be from my own spit.i have two cracked teeth that used to have cavities which i need to go have root canaled and ceramic crowned which i havent yet.so my mouth is probably a breeding ground for germs.

almost forgot,ive lost five pounds since the last time i got weighed.

I hope you fucking die.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/14 08:42 AM

i love you too gay dickhead.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/14 10:40 AM

I agree with every word you just said, son. Now how about finding a way to express it in a way folks will want to read can't help but read won't reflexively skip instead of this wall o' text, yes?

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

yes yes obamacare sucks blah blah fucking blah...how come none of you worthless fucking faggots ever open your dribbling cocksuckers about corporate welfare? subsidized drug pushing through clinical research that dangles carrots in front of dying cancer patients in the last years of their life taking horrific meds that don't do a fucking thing except make their final years fucking misery. Why don't you talk about how not a single fucking innovation over the last thirty years came out of the private sector and was straight from military research grants....funny what unlimited R&D budget can do when you have no overhead and don't have to compete in the "free market"...but I thought that was socialism? So many of you deserve to die a worse death every day.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/23/14 09:57 AM

IOW camouflage it so that no one will know the post is from you.

Three suggestions.

1. New user name.
2. New avatar.
3. New vocabulary.

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/23/14 11:06 PM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

Aren't Land Rovers the old piece of shit Toyota 4X4s? The good expensive British ones are Range Rovers.

I owned two of those toyota pieces of shit. did a lot of cross country trips in them.

the 2-door got much better when I replaced the engine with a chevy 307.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/24/14 03:07 PM

here i am looking sexy and showing how you can tell someone to eat a dick with no words.

pov watching the kardashians in a hotel(dont ask).

coogis and supras,boobies and koopas,hypocrites are idiots,ive got powers like eddie brock with the symbiote,haters avoid the carnage(no kassidy),they act like i slapped their moms with a dick,what a tragedy.

not my fault their moms take it in every hole emphatically.obviously i need to get a job soon,as well as a hottie on my knob buffoon.vidal sassoon of the cum shot,the way i style it hurts haters hearts because i cum so hard.going boldly like jean luc picard or picadillo.its so spicey,bring me affordable flavors because relationships are too emotionally pricey.youre mad at me in my z?i know why,because youre salty and your cars ricey.

you act like youre the only clown from your town.i know hes never had big tits and theres no point to arbitrate or argue,hes going to "town" to see barbie q.he wishes he was tom from myspace,but just like that hes out of business.calm down dickhead,i get a new car for christmas.

but thats none of your concern.you couldnt even be paul bearer holding my urn.call me the undertaker,because you just died from humiliation.from haters eyes theres precipitation because they cant participate and just as quickly their whole being dissipates.come here you twinkie,noone cares about you small timers being dinky.youre better off playing with your little slinkie.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/24/14 05:10 PM

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale

here i am looking sexy and showing how you can tell someone to eat a dick with no words.

pov watching the kardashians in a hotel(dont ask).

coogis and supras,boobies and koopas,hypocrites are idiots,ive got powers like eddie brock with the symbiote,haters avoid the carnage(no kassidy),they act like i slapped their moms with a dick,what a tragedy.

not my fault their moms take it in every hole emphatically.obviously i need to get a job soon,as well as a hottie on my knob buffoon.vidal sassoon of the cum shot,the way i style it hurts haters hearts because i cum so hard.going boldly like jean luc picard or picadillo.its so spicey,bring me affordable flavors because relationships are too emotionally pricey.youre mad at me in my z?i know why,because your salty and your cars ricey.

you act like youre the only clown from your town.i know hes never had big tits and theres no point to arbitrate or argue,hes going to "town" to see barbie q.he wishes he was tom from myspace,but just like that hes out of business.calm down dickhead,i get a new car for christmas.

but thats none of your concern.you couldnt even be paul bearer holding my urn.call me the undertaker,because you just died from humiliation.from haters eyes theres precipitation because they cant participate and just as quickly there whole being dissipates.come here you twinkie,noone cares about you small timers being dinky.youre better off playing with your little slinkie.

I'll tell ya right now, bud, you start spamming the board w/ pics of yer dick, I'ma let you go for 24hrs, then gimp you 30days for each one.

P.S. Where is that black eye pic? I saved it, but that was like 2 hard drives ago.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/24/14 08:08 PM

i have it still,negatives and all.heres a reenactment at my current weight(314).in the black eye pic i was like 365 or so.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/25/14 12:11 AM

theyre,there,and their.if you didnt learn the difference between these in highschool(which you shouldve known in elementary school)please find something better to do than log in with my account and edit posts.not a knock at admins or mods,i just think some gay dickhead has my login.

but in more important news,the fucking bed bugs here are eating my legs alive.im taking the damn comforter off and sleeping on the sheet.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/25/14 06:05 AM

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale

theyre,there,and their.if you didnt learn the difference between these in highschool(which you shouldve known in elementary school)please find something better to do than log in with my account and edit posts.not a knock at admins or mods,i just think some gay dickhead has my login.

Now he's been "hacked". He really is the new Panzer.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/25/14 08:59 AM

i suspect i might have been.its very rare that i mix up homonyms and when i do its just a careless mistake,not because i dont know the difference.

in spic tmi my lil buddys back in working order.the warm compresses have helped the little lymphoma on my left side unswell(still needs some more and i need the antibiotics still).but i wont be spilling any seed until i finish the antibiotics.

having said that,for any ladies or women out there when you see me out in public,please dont touch my shoulders or chest unless you plan on taking it further.i cant just walk up to someone i think is attractive and cup their tit or ass cheek and say hi or whatever(not that i would im not some asshole).i didnt used to care but cant stand it now.

if you dont have the self confidence to grab my dick through my pants and reach in,then dont take it upon yourself to basically grope me like im a girl with big tits or something.i dont like being led on or cock teased like most people.so please keep that in mind.im a fucking person not a piece of meat.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/25/14 01:20 PM

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale

im a fucking person.

Says you.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/25/14 01:32 PM

dont be a wee wee head barry.im not gonna be driving around in a poodle pal themed trailer like chuck.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/25/14 08:02 PM

You threw out a softball. I funnin' with ya, gangster.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/25/14 11:24 PM

i love ya too big daddy.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/25/14 11:45 PM

That's what Frankie looks like? I take back everything I said. You look like a mexican George costanza. How could I hate such a loveable human being.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/26/14 02:27 AM

i can be quite adorable at times.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/26/14 09:54 AM

It is so friggen dismal outside I had to put the lights on despite the skylight. Last minute produce run ain't gonna be fun.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/26/14 10:59 AM

I hear ya. I really don't want to work today.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/26/14 11:37 AM

It barely snowed here yesterday. Just enough for every road in town to be glazed over with ice today. I'm not leaving the house again unless it's absolutely necessary.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/26/14 03:14 PM

i never upped pics of sofie,so here she is in all her glory:

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/26/14 03:17 PM

Amazing! You managed to flood the internet with photos of your car!

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/26/14 03:28 PM

those are 240zs which were made before i was born.my sofie was made in 89 and released as a 1990 production model.mine is a 300zx.whoever owned it before me(1of 2 people that owned it prior to me)paid attention to detail and even put yokohama tires on her because thats where sofie was born.so

i love the looks gay dickheads have when they see me driving her.it hurts their hearts to see a spic driving something so sexy.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/28/14 10:31 AM

Pressure switch went bad on my sump pump. Basement is wet for the first time since Hurricane Sandy. Sucks. Not buying a new pump and gonna have to wait until Monday or Tuesday for the switch repair kit to show up.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/28/14 10:41 AM

that has me up in arms jerkie.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/28/14 11:03 AM

New user title for Frankie: Flabdullah the Butcher

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/28/14 11:04 AM

Sorry.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/28/14 11:11 AM

lawrys.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/28/14 07:35 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/02/14 10:10 PM

Originally Posted By: charin

http://www.kboi2.com/news/national/About-100-brains-missing-from-University-of-Texas-284554761.html

I call bullshit. Despite all the years, all the faculty, and all the alumni, there have never been 100 brains at the University of Texas.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/03/14 11:57 AM

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/state/hea...stin-brains.ece

Quote:

“They have the brains,” Schallert said. “They read a media report of the missing brains and they called to say: ‘We got those brains!’”

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/06/14 02:18 PM

Disillusioned jihadist: 'My iPod doesn't work...I have to come back'

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/12/14 05:17 PM

I stumbled onto an old mini-DV video camera and some tapes that'd I'd like to digitize. It has a single a/v output, but I'm not sure how to get it onto the desktop. There are no a/v inputs on the desktop. Any ideas? Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/12/14 05:54 PM

Prolly something like this: http://www.bestbuy.com/site/agptek-new-e...kuId=1306767574

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/12/14 10:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Prolly something like this: http://www.bestbuy.com/site/agptek-new-e...kuId=1306767574

That's the thing. 5 stars and an S video input. Sold and shipped by Mambate. Providence has brought this device to me. Thanks, steez.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/13/14 03:57 PM

Okay, WTF is up with THIS?

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/14/14 06:54 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Okay, WTF is up with THIS?

The landlord will lose, of course. But those apartments are essentially student housing. Privately owned but catering to Clemson students. They have visitor rules to keep one kid from signing the lease and 12 kids moving in unaccountably. Too bad common sense could not prevail in this situation.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/14/14 07:14 AM

I've got to send a couple of Hasidic Landlords your way. Between your construction skills and their innate ability to bleed the fuck out of college kids, the five percent commission I'd charge for putting the deal together would (and will) look like chump change. But I could get fat on that.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/14/14 02:53 PM

It's hard to hide 5% on a privately funded construction project but what the hell, I'll give it a shot.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/14/14 03:06 PM

L'Chaim!

Okay. Okay. Last procrastination post. Off to a wake.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/17/14 08:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

I'm going to Aruba in the morning to scuba dive...fuck all you haters who reside!

Hit cafe chaos. Say high to Howard behind the bar. And his friend Jorge.
Trust me.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/01/15 02:38 PM

Turn Signal From 1963 Car Wreck Removed From Illinois Man's Arm

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/01/15 07:05 PM

Another old guy driving around not knowing the position of his blinker.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/02/15 07:42 AM

Alabama fan really had to pee.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/04/15 10:17 AM

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/04/15 12:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Alabama fan really had to pee.

Practicing for a future tree killin

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/06/15 12:51 AM

Businesses aren't sposed to be doing this up here yet, but someone said "fuck it, come arrest me," and opened for business early: http://discreetdeliveries.org

Posted by: CanHead

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/10/15 03:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Businesses aren't sposed to be doing this up here yet, but someone said "fuck it, come arrest me," and opened for business early: http://discreetdeliveries.org

Have you tried their service? Is it a good deal?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/10/15 05:29 PM

Seems like they're charging slight above street prices. They're also sold out of most of their products and they no longer sell edibles at the moment. I haven't tried them yet, but I might soon. I'm going off of the liquor for a bit and weed might be a nice change of pace.

Posted by: CanHead

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/10/15 05:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Seems like they're charging slight above street prices. They're also sold out of most of their products and they no longer sell edibles at the moment. I haven't tried them yet, but I might soon. I'm going off of the liquor for a bit and weed might be a nice change of pace.

Well, let us know. It sounds like a great service.

CanHead

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/10/15 05:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Seems like they're charging slight above street prices. They're also sold out of most of their products and they no longer sell edibles at the moment. I haven't tried them yet, but I might soon. I'm going off of the liquor for a bit and weed might be a nice change of pace.

If yer tryin to put down the bottle, and be good at home, get yerself some sleepy weed. Someone smarter than me needs to give the definitive word, but I think it is Indica strains.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/11/15 01:52 PM

I'm not so smart, but you're correct. Sativa strains are good for creativity but also account for most of the paranoia some people get. A good day-to-day strain should be a 60/40 hybrid.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/12/15 12:48 AM

I haven't been able to get back in the swing of weed because of the paranoia. I think when it gets warm out I'll try again to build up a tolerance.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/12/15 02:08 PM

Ask for something for sleep at the rec store. They know what's what.

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/14/15 08:07 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

I'm not so smart, but you're correct. Sativa strains are good for creativity but also account for most of the paranoia some people get. A good day-to-day strain should be a 60/40 hybrid.

the 60/40 is the spot I have the most success balancing productivity/creativity and mellowness. little to no paranoia.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/18/15 02:49 PM

Give me some suggestions for rock/blues/metal/jazz/classic country that can only be found on lp/vinyl. I just got a combo stereo unit [TEAC] with a turntable on it.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/28/15 06:22 PM

Barry the Parrot doesn't know whether to be faux-fended by the Obamas or the ACTUAL Muslims. Quick, Admiral, tell him what to squak.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/29/15 02:47 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Barry the Parrot doesn't know whether to be faux-fended by the Obamas or the ACTUAL Muslims. Quick, Admiral, tell him what to squak.

Huh? Mine opine would be closer to real "who cares?". But whatever floats your raft, hoss.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/01/15 09:50 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Businesses aren't sposed to be doing this up here yet, but someone said "fuck it, come arrest me," and opened for business early: http://discreetdeliveries.org

And their delivery driver got arrested in a sting a couple of days ago, so they're shut down: http://www.adn.com/article/20150131/anch...sting-operation

The local police are trying to act like the legalization of marijuana is going to cause the end of the world. There were 4 shootings deaths up here in the past week and the police claimed they were all due to, "marijuana and other drugs." The other drugs are meth, heroin and coke, but they're making it sound like the shootings are all over marijuana, which everyone knows basically never happens.

The police claim that dealers are shooting other dealers as they "jockey for position" before the upcoming legalization date in a few weeks. It's all complete BS. And now they're talking about how they're going to have to get rid of all their drug sniffing dogs, because you can't "unlearn" them how to sniff out marijuana. They estimate the cost for a new pack of drug-sniffers to be around $500,000.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/01/15 11:03 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

And now they're talking about how they're going to have to get rid of all their drug sniffing dogs, because you can't "unlearn" them how to sniff out marijuana. They estimate the cost for a new pack of drug-sniffers to be around $500,000.

Is that before or after they sell their already-trained dogs to states where it's still illegal?

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/01/15 12:36 PM

they'll probably retrain them so they can scope out meth, cocaine, heroin and other crap that is still illegal.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/01/15 02:45 PM

The cops are losing an easy stat padder, I can understand why they are upset.

Fuck em, right where they breathe.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/01/15 03:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Bluecipher

they'll probably retrain them so they can scope out meth, cocaine, heroin and other crap that is still illegal.

That's the problem, actually. The dog can't tell you exactly what it is sniffing out, so they now need dogs that won't signal positive for marijuana because they can no longer do a search based on there being marijuana present.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/01/15 03:07 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Is that before or after they sell their already-trained dogs to states where it's still illegal?

They claim the bond is too strong between the dogs and the trainers to do that. I'm sure it's all for sympathy. They better not start floating stories about how the dogs will need to be put down.

http://www.adn.com/article/20150130/pot-legalization-puts-alaska-drug-sniffing-dogs-out-work

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/01/15 05:30 PM

There is a lot of money in the weed eradication business. Enforcement, DARE, education, asset seizure, graft, weapons, cool forest gadgets, per diems or trainings in Vegas...it's fucking endless. It's all about budgets.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/05/15 06:43 AM

As a result of searches made found:

1. Money Soviet 22,997 rubles. 59 kopecks., Including savings book 6180 rubles. 59 kopecks.
2. Win 1229 different bottles., Most of them foreign and manufacturing in 1897, 1900 and 1902..
3. The collection of pornographic images 3904 pcs.
4. pornographic films 11 pcs.
5. Cigarette different foreign, Egyptian and Turkish 11,075 pcs.
6. Tobacco foreign 9 box.
7. coat male. different, most of them foreign 21 pcs.
8. Shub and Békés with squirrel fur 4 pcs.
9. Coat ladies of different foreign 9 pcs.
10. Manto squirrel fur 1 pc .:
11. sealskin coat 2 pcs.
12. astrakhan coat ladies 2 piece.
13. Leather Coats 4 pcs.
14. Leather and suede jackets overseas 11 pcs.
15. Suits for men of different foreign 22 pcs.
16. Bruck 29 different pairs
17. jackets abroad 5 pcs.
18. tunics worsted of foreign material, khaki and others. 32 pcs.
19. woolen greatcoat 5 pcs.
20. Boots Shevrovit, chromium and others. 19 pairs;
21. Shoes Men Miscellaneous (boots and shoes), mainly abroad 23 pairs
22. Shine ladies abroad 31 pairs
23. Boat abroad 5 pairs
24. Peks 11 pairs
25. Caps 10 pieces of fur.
26. kepi (foreign) 19 pcs.
27. Millinery foreign Berets 91 pcs.
28. Hats foreign ladies 22 pcs.
29. Stocking silk and foreign fildepersovyh 130 pairs
30. Noskov overseas, mostly silk 112 pairs
31. Various foreign material, silk and others. 24 cut tissue
32. Material Soviet-made 27 cuts
33. Blades and 35 pieces of different fabrics
34. Overseas piece of cloth 23
35. Cuts cloth 4 pieces
36. Koverkot 4 pieces
37. Wool foreign material 17 pieces
38. The backing material 58 pieces
39. Skin 23 different colors
40. Skin suede 14
41. squirrel pelts 50
42. Large piece of typesetting squirrel pelts 4
43. karakul pelts 43
44. Fur - otter pelts 5
45. Chernoburyh Fox 2
46. Bellows fox 3
47. Bellows 5 different pieces
48. Boas and fur muffs 3
49. Swan skins 3
50. The fur - fox 2
51. Carpet 17 large
52. Carpet average 7
53. Carpet different - leopard skins, polar bear, wolf 5
54. The men's silk shirts overseas 50
55. Men's pants silk overseas 43
56. The men's outerwear shirts silk cloth abroad 29
57. overseas Shirt "Jaeger" 23
58. Pants foreign "Jaeger" 26
59. gramophone (abroad) 2
60. radiograms abroad 3
61. Records foreign 399 pcs.
62. Four boxes of foreign plates nenaigrannyh
63. Belts 42 foreign
64. Belts for ladies' garters abroad 10
65. Caucasian Belts 3
66. handkerchiefs abroad 46
67. Gloves 37 foreign couples
68. Bags 16 foreign ladies
69. Skirts 13
70. Costumes foreign ladies 11
71. Pajamas 17 different foreign
72. scarf different, mufflers and scarves abroad 53
73. silk blouses ladies abroad 57
74. Tie abroad 34
75. Dresses abroad 27
76. The women's silk shirts, mostly overseas 68
77. woolen knitted blouses, mostly overseas 31
78. Trico ladies silk overseas 70
79. foreign travel bags in leather suitcases 6
80. Toy 101 foreign children set
81. Large silk scarves ladies 4
82. Khalatov foreign silk, shaggy et al. 16
83. tablecloth carpet, Japanese embroidery overseas, dining room - large 22
84. Sweaters wool, wool bathing suits abroad 10
85. Buttons and foreign keys 74 a pound.
86. buckles and brooches abroad 21;
87. Fishing tackle 73 overseas before.
88. Binoculars Field 7
89. Cameras foreign 9
90. Spyglass 1
91. Magnifying foreign vehicles 2
92. 19 different Revolvers
93. hunting rifles and small-caliber rifles 12
94. Rifles fighting 2
95. Daggers vintage 10
96. Checkers 3
97. Hours of gold 5
98. Hours 9 different
99. Car 1
100. Sidecar 1
101. Bicycle 3
102. The collection of smoking pipes and mouthpieces (ivory, amber et al.), Most of them pornographic 165
103. Collection of Museum of coins
104. Foreign Coins yellow and white metal 26
105. Rubber artificial penis 1
106. Lens 7
107. Suitcase Cinema "Zeiss" 1
108. lights misty pictures 2
109. Movie Camera 1
110. Tools for the 3 photos
111. Folding foreign Screen 1
112. films cassettes 120
113. The chemical identity of 30
114. Photographic Paper abroad - large boxes of 7
115. spoons, knives and forks 200
116. Ware antique different before 1008.
117. Chess ivory 8
118. suitcase with different cartridges for revolvers 1
119. Cartridge 360
120. Sports equipment (skates, skis, rockets) 28
121. 270 different antiques
122. Art and Suzanne covered 11
123. Different foreign objects (oven, glaciers, vacuum cleaners, lamps) 71
124. Articles 21 Palekh
125. Overseas perfumery 95 before.
126. Foreign sanitation and hygiene items (drugs, condoms) 115
127. Royal, piano 3
128. Typewriter 1
129. K.-P. Trotskyist fascist literature 542
130. Chemodanov foreign and chests 24
Note: In addition to these things, this act did not enter different household items, such as: bathroom fixtures, mirrors, furniture, pillows, blankets, pocket knives abroad, inkstand and others.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/05/15 07:56 AM

I drowned:

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/06/15 09:31 AM

Anybody been buying the Iraqi dinar? Supposedly gonna boom soon. [they've been saying that for a while] Also the Viet Dong [yeah I know]. Scam or real ?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/08/15 12:27 PM

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/09/15 07:57 AM

Russian knockoff "Casper" [the friendly ghost] shampoo and body wash:

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/10/15 05:08 PM

Which one would you fuck?:

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/11/15 10:09 PM

Just finished transferring some new porn:

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/14/15 10:10 PM

Any accountants in the audience? If I make enough from my Chaturbate affiliate links to have to declare the money, can i then write off my internet connection?

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/15/15 01:13 PM

You pulling Coco-esque money from that thing?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/15/15 01:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

You pulling Coco-esque money from that thing?

Last week I got my first check for $50. My next check is already up to $70. I think I'm out earning her, and I don't even have to show my bunghole to anyone.

I am glad they don't reset #s each pay period. They only send a check when you get to $50, and it took from early last year to accrue $50. I don't pimp the $1 for each free sign up program, playing the longer odds on the 20% of cash spent program.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/15/15 03:49 PM

Nice.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/01/15 12:53 PM

I'm in physical rehab. In case u were wondering. My left femur snapped going into my house 2 weeks ago. After a week of hallucinations and panic attacks I finally got off the narcotics a got moved to rehab. here we go again.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/01/15 12:54 PM

I'm on an iPad so spelling and grammar will suck.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/01/15 01:29 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

My left femur snapped going into my house 2 weeks ago.

You slip on something or did you contract DaBurglar's disease? Either way, sorry to hear it, BDM.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/01/15 01:59 PM

Albers Schoenberg disease. Second femoral fracture I've had. Took 8 years to get over the first one. Healing and then getting Mrsa in it.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/01/15 04:48 PM

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/01/15 05:53 PM

Get better, dude.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/01/15 07:34 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Albers Schoenberg disease. Second femoral fracture I've had. Took 8 years to get over the first one. Healing and then getting Mrsa in it.

Get well soon.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/01/15 09:03 PM

Heal up quick, BDM. Every minute yer down, there are whores who need you to watch them lose their souls.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/02/15 05:30 AM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Albers Schoenberg disease. Second femoral fracture I've had. Took 8 years to get over the first one. Healing and then getting Mrsa in it.

Get well soon.

w. Close but opposite. My bone are too dense. He had osteogenesis imperfect.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/02/15 10:13 AM

1920s style hat with net. $5 Goodwill. Dressing up as Lady Mary of Downton Abbey for a party.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/05/15 04:40 PM

Harrison Ford just crashed a P-22 fighter plane onto the golf course by my place. He got up and walked away until the ambulance came to get him.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/05/15 05:44 PM

72 year old alkies shouldn't be flying planes.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/05/15 06:29 PM

I think he's more of a pothead than a drunk. Anyway, we already lost spock this past week, we don't need to lose Han Solo, too.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/05/15 07:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

I think he's more of a pothead than a drunk. Anyway, we already lost spock this past week, we don't need to lose Han Solo, too.

Hes got the Star Wars movies and Blade Runner remake on the table. He can't die for 3-5 more years.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/05/15 09:16 PM

He's fine. His kid tweeted that he's just banged up.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/13/15 11:25 AM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnew...uth-Africa.html

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/14/15 12:42 PM

source

Minnesota Bill Will Finally Make Ejaculating Into Another Person's Coffee Illegal

By Tommy Gimler Mar 13, 2015

Do we really need a bill to let people know it's not OK to jerk off into your coworker's cup of joe?

Surprisingly, the answer is yes.

Several months ago, we posted a story about a Minnesota man who admitted to ejaculating into a coworker's cup of coffee in an effort to get her attention. Technically, it worked, as she called the cops on his ass, and they arrested him for fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct and fifth-degree attempted criminal sexual conduct.

Minnesota man jerks off into cup of coffee
But according to the Pioneer Press, those charges were dropped by a Ramsey County judge in November because the man's "crime" did not include "nonconsensual touching of the victim's intimate parts."

Thankfully, two state representatives quickly drew up a bill that would make "placing bodily fluids in a substance intended for human consumption" a misdemeanor. It would be bumped up to a felony if the victim "ingests it without knowledge of the adulteration, with escalating penalties if it's done for sexual gratification or if the victim is a child."

There is only one question regarding the bill: How big of an asshole do you have to be to not approve it?

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/15/15 06:31 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

source

Minnesota Bill Will Finally Make Ejaculating Into Another Person's Coffee Illegal

By Tommy Gimler Mar 13, 2015

Do we really need a bill to let people know it's not OK to jerk off into your coworker's cup of joe?

Surprisingly, the answer is yes.

Several months ago, we posted a story about a Minnesota man who admitted to ejaculating into a coworker's cup of coffee in an effort to get her attention.

"Well, slashing her tires and killing her cat didn't work. What to do, Walter? What to do?"

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/15/15 11:41 PM

hello

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/21/15 02:50 AM

This reminded me of the great "you don't know dick about rebar" thread, wherever the fuck that may be.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/21/15 06:34 PM

I loved the rebar debate.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/22/15 10:31 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

I loved the rebar debate.

Nerd fights are always good.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/22/15 10:59 AM

It was awesome and definitive, but it wasn't much of a "debate". It was more of a schooling. Call it the Rebar Incident.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/22/15 12:51 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

It was awesome and definitive, but it wasn't much of a "debate". It was more of a schooling. Call it the Rebar Incident.

It was more than a schooling. Between the queer eye for the queer guy shoes and the Great Rebar Incident, it was pretty brutal. And comical.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/23/15 07:38 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/05/15 06:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

"In our sun-down perambulations, of late, through the outer parts of Brooklyn, we have observed several parties of youngsters playing "base", a certain game of ball...Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our close rooms...the game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

MLB Opening Day 2015

Big Ups to Brooklyn.

Go Yankees.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/05/15 07:34 PM

Mets.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/05/15 07:44 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/05/15 10:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Mets.

With Harvey and DeGrom they will probably be more fun to watch than the Yankees. I just really wonder if they are in contention around the trading deadline, will they make a move, part with prospects and add a big salary, to get a hitter.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/06/15 02:02 AM

I'm not back. More like a self abusing alcoholic ghost of vermin. The thought of most of you drowning to death in raw sewage while you're simultaneously dissolved in acid while being fried in napalm in front of your loved ones makes me spontaneously ejaculate.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/06/15 09:45 AM

We feel the love, Mellowman.

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/06/15 05:32 PM

'stros

Northern Lights from space.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/21/15 11:34 PM

http://www.sega-16.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-25384.html

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/24/15 07:07 PM

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/25/15 12:22 PM

The Lamest Generation vs. the Greatest Generation ^^

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/25/15 05:22 PM

If the guy in the camo took out a few bad ragheads he can kiss whomever he wants.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/26/15 12:21 PM

The reason that people who serve in the military generally get less respect is because of shit like that. Gays, women and minorities are destroying the US military. The military has had to lower the physical, mental and psychological standards to cater to these groups. The military is also no longer a meritocracy so thanks to promotion quotas its generally not the best men being promoted or receiving specialized training and education. My family has several families who have been friends for decades who all had military service ingrained in them for generations as something almost mandatory for their men. They are all discouraging their younger male members from joining the military when they come of age and to just go to trade school or college instead.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/27/15 06:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

...My family has several families who have been friends for decades who all had military service ingrained in them for generations as something almost mandatory for their men...

Mine too, and I'm one of the few men in my own family who didn't enlist. But I've gotta tell you, That ^ up there's a crock, and a cop-out. Ain't nobody declining to enlist 'cause they're afraid of fag cooties. Folks aren't enlisting anymore because after thirteen, fourteen years of constant war, no end in sight, and no clear victory, they're sick of the shit. If teh gheys are enlisting, because they've got something to prove or for whatever other reason, then yeah, I agree with Bluecipher...

Originally Posted By: Bluecipher

If the guy in the camo took out a few bad ragheads he can kiss whomever he wants.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/27/15 06:37 PM

I would figure that enlisting would be down over the past decade because they were too damn loose w/ the college loans, giving "a way out" to too many who were undeserving. Make people pay cash upfront for college and you will get more people in the military.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/27/15 06:49 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I would figure that enlisting would be down over the past decade because they were too damn loose w/ the college loans, giving "a way out" to too many who were undeserving. Make people pay cash upfront for college and you will get more people in the military.

You finally broke down and lit up, didn't you?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/27/15 09:18 PM

I smoked some 2 weekends ago, while I was at the swap meet, but that was the first time in a couple months. Warm weather and lawn mowing will hopefully get me back in the swing of things.

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/27/15 09:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

I wish I was a Jack White fan. I guess he wants to visit the 5 states he's never been to before taking a break from touring. He announced a surprise acoustic show taking place tonight, with tix going on sale in about an hour for $3. I wish I was motivated to go because there are sure to be lots of stoned college girls there with it being 4/20 today as well.

I'm with you. I find his work not very interesting, though in doing so I pass on many stoned young females

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/29/15 05:32 AM

I just spent 10 minutes making a post and this motherfucking laptop just lost it. Goddamned sonofafuckingbitch. Later.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/04/15 05:53 AM

Hey Jerkules. I have a 2006 Caddy DTS. It has air pressure sensors in the wheels. My right front tire won't hold air for more than a couple days. Have had it checked numerous times and no leak can be found. They say inevitably that the rims are a little corroded possibly and the air is escaping around them. They have reseated the tire a couple of times. Can the air pressure sensors have anything to do with this ya reckon. The car is up for sale by the way. Only 57,OOO miles and clean condition. Asking 9500. Its loaded and red with chrome wheels. Sharp looking car.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/04/15 08:18 AM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Hey Jerkules. I have a 2006 Caddy DTS. It has air pressure sensors in the wheels. My right front tire won't hold air for more than a couple days. Have had it checked numerous times and no leak can be found. They say inevitably that the rims are a little corroded possibly and the air is escaping around them. They have reseated the tire a couple of times. Can the air pressure sensors have anything to do with this ya reckon. The car is up for sale by the way. Only 57,OOO miles and clean condition. Asking 9500. Its loaded and red with chrome wheels. Sharp looking car.

Is the tire actually flat or the light comes on telling you it is low? If the tire isn't actually flat, I'd think it was the sensor.

I just got 2 front tires the other day. On the counter in the tire shop was a lil bucket full of those air pressure sensor valve stems. They go bad. They are battery powered and have to be replaced periodically. Hopefully you don't have to get it done at a dealer.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/04/15 12:57 PM

Tire pressure sensors are the worst thing to come out of the auto industry since air bags. They go bad and they're also fairly delicate. Having the tires changed or having flats repaired is often enough to bump them around to the point that they malfunction.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/04/15 01:19 PM

And some models you have to get them done at a dealership, so they can synch em w/ the car's computer. It is ridiculous. I think my buddy was quoted $200+ to have one changed in his Honda.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/05/15 05:03 AM

The tire actually goes flat and of course the sensor notifies me.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/05/15 08:12 AM

Actual flat? I'd figure bent rim if there are no leaks in the tire.

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/06/15 06:22 PM

I was in a dollar store on Saturday and it was filled with little white trash skanks in skimpy clothes. Lots of midriffs, cleavage, side boobs, tiny shorts, camel toes and pants low on the hips. I was in full dirty old man mode. This one little 20ish year old slut looked like she was bred and born in a trailer park for porn work or prostitution. I was moving in for a closer leer when her mother walks up and it turns out I grew up with mommy. The mother used to blow guys behind the community center along the railroad track at the weekly teen dance for 5 or ten bucks depending on whether she liked you not so she could buy fashionable clothes at the mall back in the mid-80s. Mommy looked like she had a hard life. Still had a tight body and small tits but her face looked 15 years older than her actual age(44). I backed up and moved for another isle. Last thing I wanted to do was have that kind of crazy trying to catch up on old times especially when I was just eyeing up her spawn.

Chatting up the mom could have been your in with the bim. You know she wants to know if she sucks dick better than her mom, but her dad aint around to tell her.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/17/15 04:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

I was in a dollar store on Saturday and it was filled with little white trash skanks in skimpy clothes. Lots of midriffs, cleavage, side boobs, tiny shorts, camel toes and pants low on the hips. I was in full dirty old man mode. This one little 20ish year old slut looked like she was bred and born in a trailer park for porn work or prostitution. I was moving in for a closer leer when her mother walks up and it turns out I grew up with mommy. The mother used to blow guys behind the community center along the railroad track at the weekly teen dance for 5 or ten bucks depending on whether she liked you not so she could buy fashionable clothes at the mall back in the mid-80s. Mommy looked like she had a hard life. Still had a tight body and small tits but her face looked 15 years older than her actual age(44). I backed up and moved for another isle. Last thing I wanted to do was have that kind of crazy trying to catch up on old times especially when I was just eyeing up her spawn.

Chatting up the mom could have been your in with the bim. You know she wants to know if she sucks dick better than her mom, but her dad aint around to tell her.

I'm sure there are dudes who'd be able to tell her.

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/19/15 12:19 AM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

I was in a dollar store on Saturday and it was filled with little white trash skanks in skimpy clothes. Lots of midriffs, cleavage, side boobs, tiny shorts, camel toes and pants low on the hips. I was in full dirty old man mode. This one little 20ish year old slut looked like she was bred and born in a trailer park for porn work or prostitution. I was moving in for a closer leer when her mother walks up and it turns out I grew up with mommy. The mother used to blow guys behind the community center along the railroad track at the weekly teen dance for 5 or ten bucks depending on whether she liked you not so she could buy fashionable clothes at the mall back in the mid-80s. Mommy looked like she had a hard life. Still had a tight body and small tits but her face looked 15 years older than her actual age(44). I backed up and moved for another isle. Last thing I wanted to do was have that kind of crazy trying to catch up on old times especially when I was just eyeing up her spawn.

Here in Appalachia you get this action on the weekend at the coin laundry.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/19/15 01:19 PM

When I was working on road crews we would go to Michaels Arts and Crafts when it rained. For some reason there are always hot artsy bitches in there wearing white shirts or tank tops and no bra. Its like a wet T-shirt contest. High beams everywhere.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/19/15 03:15 PM

Busty women look best to me in just a white t shirt, wet or not.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/30/15 05:29 PM

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/01/15 11:45 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/19-maps-...ect#.tenjBL709R

I never realized Alaska was that fucking big.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/02/15 05:44 AM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

I never realized Alaska was that fucking big.

Damn straight, bitches.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/02/15 03:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/19-maps-...ect#.tenjBL709R

I never realized Alaska was that fucking big.

How do you think it held Ava Rose's ass?

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/02/15 10:11 PM

Seward's Folly, Indeed.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/04/15 03:07 PM

I found an almost new Coffee Percolator in the back of my Aunt's Kitchen cabinet. It was gifted to her in the early 80s. No brand markings on it. I made coffee with it and it was the best fucking cup of coffee I've ever had. Fuck you Keurig!!!!

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/04/15 09:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

I found an almost new Coffee Percolator in the back of my Aunt's Kitchen cabinet. It was gifted to her in the early 80s. No brand markings on it. I made coffee with it and it was the best fucking cup of coffee I've ever had. Fuck you Keurig!!!!

I often get heartburn from percolated coffee. Not a fan.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/05/15 02:45 AM

Are you using too much heat and percolating it too hard or long??

Under my aunt's supervision, I heated the percolator on medium heat till it started percolating then turned the heat down very low till it was percolating slowly and then set a timer for 8 minutes. When the timer went off I removed from the heat. A strong smooth pot of coffee. No bitterness at all.

It's a 8 cup percolator. I used the coffee scoop. 8 cups = 4 scoops but I did 5 scoops for a stronger pot of coffee.

The Keurig is convenient but the coffee is weak and since the Keurig appeared I don't have a drip coffee maker any more. I got a caffeine buzz off two cups of coffee for the first time in years from the percolated coffee.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/05/15 11:08 AM

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/09/15 06:48 AM

Attended Fanboy comic con in Knoxville this weekend. Lots of fun. Emma Caufield [Anya on Buffy the Vampire Slayer], Burt Ward [Robin from Batman], James Marsters [Spike from Buffy] , Roddy Piper , and Tara Reid [ anorexic as hell ] were there along with artists and writers of every ilk. I know I'm forgetting a couple other celebs too but can't remember. I felt sorry for Reid. Everyone had big lines at their signing booths and she had almost no one. Striking difference. Of course there was a cool costume contest with so many participants they had to alter the format and big exhibition hall with lots of conferences and panels. Landed a couple of Golden age Comics and some Doc Savage paperbacks for a decent price. The convention center was difficult due to parking. Even handicapped parking was a football field away and parking was 10 bucks. Entry for one day 28 bucks. Good times though.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/09/15 07:17 AM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Attended Fanboy comic con in Knoxville this weekend. Lots of fun. Emma Caufield [Anya on Buffy the Vampire Slayer], Burt Ward [Robin from Batman], James Marsters [Spike from Buffy] , Roddy Piper , and Tara Reid [ anorexic as hell ] were there along with artists and writers of every ilk. I know I'm forgetting a couple other celebs too but can't remember. I felt sorry for Reid. Everyone had big lines at their signing booths and she had almost no one. Striking difference. Of course there was a cool costume contest with so many participants they had to alter the format and big exhibition hall with lots of conferences and panels. Landed a couple of Golden age Comics and some Doc Savage paperbacks for a decent price. The convention center was difficult due to parking. Even handicapped parking was a football field away and parking was 10 bucks. Entry for one day 28 bucks. Good times though.

These kind of events are seedy.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/09/15 07:21 AM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

I felt sorry for Reid.

I knew it was only a matter of time before this broad did porn and, sure enough, here she is hanging out with Spiegler.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/09/15 07:49 AM

Hahahah I truly wouldn't like to see her nekkid. Shes skinnier than that pic makes her look.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/09/15 07:55 AM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Hahahah I truly wouldn't like to see her nekkid. Shes skinnier than that pic makes her look.

And she got them Frankennipples.

I think she survives solely on Vodka, Cocaine and Cum. You should have seen what she wanted for a private.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/10/15 07:44 AM

Bout 10 thousand I'm guessing.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/10/15 08:49 AM

Hollywood Hubris Ho's.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/12/15 07:21 AM

R.I.P. to BAMF Christopher Lee. His life story will make a hell of a movie if they ever find anyone capable of playing him in it. Member of British Special Forces in WW2, hunted Nazi war criminals after WW2, when Peter Jackson told him to imagine how a man being stabbed in the back sounds he replied "I don't have to imagine it."

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/12/15 12:08 PM

Iowa Supreme Court affirms right to be drunk on front porch

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/12/15 12:50 PM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

R.I.P. to BAMF Christopher Lee. His life story will make a hell of a movie if they ever find anyone capable of playing him in it. Member of British Special Forces in WW2, hunted Nazi war criminals after WW2, when Peter Jackson told him to imagine how a man being stabbed in the back sounds he replied "I don't have to imagine it."

I think in the British Honour system it's: "Sir Christopher Lee, BAMF", but, yeah. He should also get the post-nominal "NO", for Nonagenarian Metalhead. Bad Ass Motherfucker indeed, and a life well lived.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/12/15 07:47 PM

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/15 05:52 PM

This is great. This chick keeps getting stumped.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qq68v

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/22/15 08:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

This is great. This chick keeps getting stumped.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qq68v

I watched that a month ago. Broad is way beyond her depth. She goes quiet and mumbles when she's getting owned, and only turns up the volume when she has a bullet point to shoe horn in. I didn't want to watch the entire thing, but after watching the first couple minutes, I couldn't turn away.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/15 09:11 AM

Stumped as in perplexed, stump broke and hit in the face with a stump.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/15 11:18 AM

Gavin can be pretty brutal.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/25/15 09:33 PM

Is the shout box dead or do I have a browser issue?

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/25/15 10:03 PM

your post made it.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/26/15 10:44 AM

Hmmm, not seeing it anymore on IE browser.

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/26/15 10:46 AM

You just described your problem.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/26/15 03:10 PM

We Asked the Nearest Hippie About Scalia: It Was David Crosby - HuffPo

Quote:

Paraphrasing Janis Joplin, freedom's just another word...that Justice Antonin Scalia doesn't seem to understand.

In his convoluted, nine-page dissent against the Supreme Court's Obergefell v. Hodges ruling -- which officially makes gay marriage legal in every state -- Scalia went off the cultural-literacy rails, questioning the idea that intimacy and spirituality were freedoms and further suggesting that "Freedom of Intimacy is abridged rather than expanded by marriage. Ask the nearest hippie."

As luck would have it in The Huffington Post's New York headquarters, the nearest hippie happened to be the world's most famous hippie, David Crosby, who, like Joplin, performed at Woodstock. So ask him we did: what did he think of Justice Scalia's line of thinking?

"I think he's slagging gays and hippies," said Crosby, who had earlier appeared on Huff Post Live. "I don't think he understands either one. I think he's an old reactionary guy and I think he's failing to understand the basic thing: hippies and gay people are people. And we are citizens. And we live here. And we are his neighbors. He may not know that, but we are. And that's how he should see us. As citizens of the United States. Voters. People who should be equal. That was the idea of the country. Not 'maybe.' There's no 'if' about that, no gray area there. The idea was that people would be equal here -- all of us. Hippies and gay people included. Black people, white people, yellow people -- all people. People."

<snip>

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/27/15 08:20 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

Is the shout box dead or do I have a browser issue?

No clue. I haven't been able to see shoutbox posts in a week. I forget what I did to get it back last time. Maybe a Java update or something.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/27/15 05:47 PM

I can see the shoutbox in chrome, and post there, but links posted to the shoutbox aren't clickable.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/28/15 02:38 PM

Stupid momma rabbit planted babies right outside my back door again. It'll be a three week battle keeping my dog from them. She damn near caught momma.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/30/15 10:21 AM

My little beagle/whippet mix keeps the rabbit pop. thinned out in my yard. Not really much I can do about it. She likes them for breakfast.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/06/15 04:32 PM

Caught my first salmon yesterday. It wasn't very big at all, but it would've made a nice meal. Left it on the river bank and went back up to the house to watch the end of a movie. Came back down and a damn eagle or something had stolen it. There was just a bloody patch of grass and a bird feather where the fish had been. Fucking nature.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/06/15 04:56 PM

yo salmon gots poached.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/08/15 09:17 AM

1400 Chicom companies halted trading, and the NYSE shut down. We may be fucked.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/11/15 10:30 AM

Cashier at Walmart was waxing eloquently about the city council here not granting business licenses to weed shops. According to her, "black market" weed dealers are lacing the weed with crystal meth to "get the kids hooked". What can you do with idiots like that? I just shook my head and wandered away.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/12/15 01:38 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Cashier at Walmart was waxing eloquently about the city council here not granting business licenses to weed shops. According to her, "black market" weed dealers are lacing the weed with crystal meth to "get the kids hooked". What can you do with idiots like that? I just shook my head and wandered away.

Dude! You get meth in your weed, for just regular weed prices? The fuck could be better than that? While yer getting a hair cut, the barber's wife blows you at no extra charge?

That shit is just as stupid as hookers not taking a line from you, cause their pimp said people are putting rat poison in blow. "No, you moron. He told you that so you don't skip out on him w/ the next guy who fills yer head full of blow."

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/12/15 10:53 AM

I don't get the pimp thing at all. I mean, I know they exist and how they do they thing, but I just don't get some bitch being ok with a dude taking her blowjob earnings and giving her back 10 cents on the dollar.

I've been giving the crystal in weed thing some thought. Wouldn't the shit in the bottom of a fat sack stick out like a sore thumb? Like the sugar at the bottom of a bag of Alex Panzer's No Name Frosty Shredded Wheats? Not to mention the funky ass taste and non- relaxing high.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/12/15 12:29 PM

Probably. It just isn't cost effective. Meth is $120/gm.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/13/15 10:49 AM

Not cost effective, clunky in it's presentation. And it brings back up the whole "gateway drug" nonsense from the 60s.

I'm thinking of going to our city council meeting tonight. The city has a put a moratorium on retail weed sales and the dopers in town...mostly folks over 40 for some reason...are just in a fucking amusing dither. I guess the meetings are just a sight to behold.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/13/15 05:27 PM

I think Edward Lizardhands would be a much better movie.

If telling someone that they're full of shit is an insult, is it a compliment to tell someone that they're full of food?

If I could genetically modify a house pet, I think the one thing I would do would be to add a bottle opener.

As far as lyrics go, “All of me, why not take all of me?” is a bit presumptuous. What about, “How about taking just a little bit more of me?”

That's all I've got for now

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/14/15 10:39 PM

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/19/15 12:45 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Tardy to the party here. My bf and I have been partying in Vegas.

Steve, this isn't right. There is no reason to delete a very popular thread. What's the reason? It better not be 'it went off topic too much.'

No biggie. It'll be Dickie playing with himself when he boots all of us.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/19/15 12:50 PM

1st World problem. We switched over from our fleece winter bedsheets to the tshirt cotton summer ones a couple of months ago. The fitted sheets just will not stay tucked under the mattress. Every set. I even bought new ones. They wouldn't stay tucked.It's nuts. i blame the Jews.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/19/15 09:06 PM

buy those little tootsie roll looking plastic things that grip the mattress.
clicky

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/20/15 08:32 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

buy those little tootsie roll looking plastic things that grip the mattress.
clicky

I've tried the little garter strap looking things. I'll give these a try.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/20/15 06:24 PM

Look at the mattress depth measurements on the package when you buy sheets.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/20/15 10:12 PM

I've bought new pillows, pillow cases and bedsheets a while ago. Gotta change the fitted sheet in an hour and its a bit difficult to do you know.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/20/15 11:25 PM

PhAlex,
How often do you wash your sheets and blankets?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/20/15 11:32 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

PhAlex,
How often do you wash your sheets and blankets?

Once.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/21/15 12:04 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Look at the mattress depth measurements on the package when you buy sheets.

I think you're right. It makes sense.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/21/15 11:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Look at the mattress depth measurements on the package when you buy sheets.

I think you're right. It makes sense.

Whattaya got goin on there? Some super duper pillow top?

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/22/15 07:31 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Look at the mattress depth measurements on the package when you buy sheets.

I think you're right. It makes sense.

Whattaya got goin on there? Some super duper pillow top?

The opposite.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/24/15 11:10 PM

Ain't nothing "Well Regulated" in THIS.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/25/15 07:48 AM

Nope. He almost pulled a BDM. He would have lost his foot in contrast though. Not smart.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/26/15 09:53 PM

Johnny Cueto to the Royals. I haven't been this happy about something coming to K.C. since Boulevard opened their brewery here.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/26/15 11:01 PM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

Johnny Cueto to the Royals. I haven't been this happy about something coming to K.C. since Boulevard opened their brewery here.

And the Chiefs got Special Olympians in the backfield.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/17/15 08:21 AM

IKEA vs. Muslims

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/22/15 06:28 PM

RIP Green Broad. The fact that Shatner outlives both you and Spock proves the old saw.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/23/15 10:18 AM

How old was she? And where the fuck is her bellybutton in this photo?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/23/15 11:20 AM

Well, I'm off to Greece for a month. Catch you bitches later.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/23/15 12:39 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

How old was she? And where the fuck is her bellybutton in this photo?

78. Standards & Practices people at the studios and networks routinely airbrushed navels because they were vaguely vaginal-looking.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/23/15 02:24 PM

I thought that might be it. Barbara Eden couldn't show her navel on I Dream of Jeannie.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/23/15 02:43 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

I thought that might be it. Barbara Eden couldn't show her navel on I Dream of Jeannie.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/23/15 10:10 PM

Sometimes I watch old movies and look at the female sex symbols and wonder how much dick she had to take to get that part/role. Back before women's lib/sexual harassment when guys could be guys those chicks must have spent weeks on their knees and backs.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/24/15 10:16 AM

They still do. Look into Dan Schneider and the teen stars at NickTV. There was a story in the blind gossip sites about Bella Thorne's mother offering up her then 15yr old daughter to a prospective producer. When he declined and expressed shock, the mom said her daughter has done this her whole career and seemed put off by his refusal.
You think Paz de la Huerta gets her roles based on her acting skills?

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/24/15 11:18 AM

I'd like to imagine Paz as a reverse Pez dispenser.

Posted by: adv0cad0

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/24/15 12:06 PM

I'd like to imagine her sober and productive.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/30/15 07:50 AM

de·fen·es·tra·tion

noun
1. the action of throwing someone or something out of a window.
"death by defenestration has a venerable history"

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/07/15 05:59 PM

R.I.P.

Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/15 07:13 AM

^ Man, I would have guessed she was already dead. She did a lot of drugs. RIP Judy.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/15 07:26 AM

Seems like the migrant thread was deleted... Anyway, who wouldn't want to take in these peaceful individuals:

http://www.infowars.com/muslim-refugees-chant-allahu-akbar-fk-you-attack-citizens-throw-feces/

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/15 09:14 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Seems like the migrant thread was deleted... Anyway, who wouldn't want to take in these peaceful individuals:

http://www.infowars.com/muslim-refugees-chant-allahu-akbar-fk-you-attack-citizens-throw-feces/

Did anybody even respond to that thread before it went away?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/15 10:14 AM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Did anybody even respond to that thread before it went away?

Mostly just J.B. calling you a jew-hating asshole. And the thread made Gia sad, so it wasn't totally worthless. Whores act (even more) irrationally when they're sad.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/15 12:35 PM

Oh well. My wish list of places I'd like to visit gets shorter and shorter every year. It disgusts me that our Coon In Chief Muslim wants to bring them here next. I think we have enough cab drivers and Falafel carts already

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/15 01:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Did anybody even respond to that thread before it went away?

Mostly just J.B. calling you a jew-hating asshole. And the thread made Gia sad, so it wasn't totally worthless. Whores act (even more) irrationally when they're sad.

We don't need a thread endorsing mass genocide, and having someone from the general public thinking lord knows fricking what about XPT and getting us shut down.

I deleted the thread. Go join the Kim Davis fan club if you don't like it.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/15 05:30 AM

Thats bullshit and you know it. Its not like kiddie porn. No one is going to shut down the site over what I said. Stupid cunt. I hope you get cervical cancer and you rot from the inside out.

I still think Germany should gas the muslim refugee scum or send them back and let ISIS cull them. This migration will just make things worse for everybody that takes these ingrates in and helps them. Its going to increase terrorism and tax the social programs and economies of the countries that accept them. Its far more merciful for everyone to remove the problems than to let them set down roots and multiply.

I'm not a christian but I support Kim Davis in her situation. She doesn't want her name listed as the issuing authority. All they need to do is change the fucking license so its being issued by the county or state and not by Kim Davis by name or title. I don't care if faggots get married, more money for the courts and divorce lawyers.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/15 05:43 AM

Confused social issues are the fake political talking points master anthology of today. Political correctness du jour. It fucking sucks. I don't agree with Trump on much of what he says, as an example, but at least he says it plain. Misrepresenting someone is the only weapon the left has left other than race baiting. Often they're one in the same.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/15 05:54 AM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Thats bullshit and you know it.

Whining like a little girl about your right to call for mass murder? It's fucking spot on is what it is, Fool. Post that shit on Stormfront, or are you in a concurrent war over your "rights" with the folks over there as well?

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/15 06:06 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Thats bullshit and you know it.

Whining like a little girl about your right to call for mass murder? It's fucking spot on is what it is, Fool. Post that shit on Stormfront, or are you in a concurrent war over your "rights" with the folks over there as well?

I'm not whining about the deleted thread or my "rights", this is a privately owned forum so I know I have no "rights" here. So go fuck yourself JB. You are a fucking cunt too. I'm just expressing what I think. Just because the half sand nagger and your faggot ass disagree with me doesn't make me wrong. She gave the bullshit excuse of it being deleted because it would get the board shut down. That is a fantasy. If all the misogyny here doesn't get the board shut down my unpopular opinions won't.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/15 06:12 AM

Originally Posted By: Fool

She gave the bullshit excuse of it being deleted because it would get the board shut down. That is a fantasy. If all the misogyny here doesn't get the board shut down my unpopular opinions won't.

Now that's the bullshit excuse and equivication here, Fool. Mysogeny is one thing, calling for genocide is quite another. And, of the two, it's your fucking bullshit that'll get this joint back on the DOJ's radar. Especially the current DOJ.

How about you pull your head out of your ass and get over your damn self, yes?

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/15 06:18 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Fool

She gave the bullshit excuse of it being deleted because it would get the board shut down. That is a fantasy. If all the misogyny here doesn't get the board shut down my unpopular opinions won't.

Now that's the bullshit excuse and equivication here, Fool. Mysogeny is one thing, calling for genocide is quite another. And, of the two, it's your fucking bullshit that'll get this joint back on the DOJ's radar. Especially the current DOJ.

How about you pull your head out of your ass and get over your damn self, yes?

How about you go fuck yourself, Yes?

Posted by: adv0cad0

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/15 01:53 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/15 04:28 PM

Originally Posted By: Fool

I'm not whining about the deleted thread or my "rights"... I'm just expressing what I think.

Bullshit. You're whining like a little fucking bitch because you're not getting your way and it gives me wood. No matter how you try and spin it, there's no way to polish your turd of a stunt.

Cry on. Li'l Bitch. Cry your eyes out about how you're being oppressed and persecuted for not being able to kill whomever you like. Cry because all these horrible brown people are somehow keeping you from the life you think you're entitled to without actually working for it. The more you cry, the happier I am. Whiney cunt.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/15 05:00 PM

LOL. You are a fucked up liberal cunt faggot aren't you. Keep spinning your silly fantasies if you like. You probably snitch on people on the subway for manspreading. A pathetic bitch. Your mother was probably a feminist that fucked black guys while you watched. Grow a fucking spine and a set a balls mangina.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/15 05:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Fool

A pathetic bitch.

Hehehehahe. I haven't seen such a "I know you are but what am I" tantrum since Panzer's last "Your mom" attack. Oh, wait...

Originally Posted By: Fool

Your mother was probably a feminist that fucked black guys while you watched.

Well, I'll be damned. Fool's gotten so worked up he went and Panzered himself.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/09/15 09:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Thats bullshit and you know it. Its not like kiddie porn. No one is going to shut down the site over what I said. Stupid cunt. I hope you get cervical cancer and you rot from the inside out.

I still think Germany should gas the muslim refugee scum or send them back and let ISIS cull them. This migration will just make things worse for everybody that takes these ingrates in and helps them. Its going to increase terrorism and tax the social programs and economies of the countries that accept them. Its far more merciful for everyone to remove the problems than to let them set down roots and multiply.

I'm not a christian but I support Kim Davis in her situation. She doesn't want her name listed as the issuing authority. All they need to do is change the fucking license so its being issued by the county or state and not by Kim Davis by name or title. I don't care if faggots get married, more money for the courts and divorce lawyers.

Nah, fuck that cunt. She don't want to do her job, then she needs to resign.

As for the Muslim refugees in Europe? Fuck Europe. What do I care? Let their socialized health care be taxed and have social unrest.

Gia is a member of the JDL now. Be prepared for the Nazi Honeys thread to disappear in the middle of the night and Col. Klink will probably be banned.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/10/15 12:39 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Gia is a member of the JDL now. Be prepared for the Nazi Honeys thread to disappear in the middle of the night and Col. Klink will probably be banned.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/10/15 04:48 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Fool

A pathetic bitch.

Hehehehahe. I haven't seen such a "I know you are but what am I" tantrum since Panzer's last "Your mom" attack. Oh, wait...

Originally Posted By: Fool

Your mother was probably a feminist that fucked black guys while you watched.

Well, I'll be damned. Fool's gotten so worked up he went and Panzered himself.

The only person making a fool out of themselves is you. You just keep proving what a delusional ultra liberal nut bar you are. If I had Panzered myself I'd be in the Gimp Box or Banned. I didn't post anything illegal. I didn't even post a picture. I didn't post a threat. I didn't post anyone's real name. I didn't post a statement of action on my part or for any action on the part of XPT or its membership. I posted a thread about my personal hope/wish that Germany would re-open Auschwitz for the Mass Migration Refugees because I wanted to say it out loud somewhere and asked if anybody else felt the same. There was no intent for action. It didn't even involve the USA in any way. You and the stupid whore got all bent out of shape apparently. I didn't even care about the deletion except I had missed if anybody had responded. I was insulted by the stupid whore's excuse/justification that the post would get the board shutdown and you starting to invoke the DoJ in your liberal alarmist fashion. Yes, I am taking the opportunity to abuse you and call you names. I'm pretty sure I've done that to folks here from time to time the entire length of my membership at XPT. This is fun and amusing for me especially when you think you are winning and you are just making yourself look like the fool. You and Gia lost what little respect I had for either of you playing the bullshit card you did.

Please keep jumping up and down pretending I'm butt hurt over a deleted thread. I find your delusional liberal make believe faggotry amusing and it just goes further to illustrate what a liberal nut you've become to everyone else. I don't know if you are puling the stupid whore's strings or she's pulling yours but that doesn't matter. At the rate you alarmist cunts are going the only thing being posted here will be Panzer's and ChristianXXX's tranny/faggot garbage.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/10/15 05:59 AM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

...Please keep jumping up and down pretending I'm butt hurt over a deleted thread....

I don't have to do anything, champ. The sheer amount of words you just spewed denying it proves my point.

Pulling strings? Ha! Dance, monkey!

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/10/15 07:24 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

...Please keep jumping up and down pretending I'm butt hurt over a deleted thread....

I don't have to do anything, champ. The sheer amount of words you just spewed denying it proves my point.

Pulling strings? Ha! Dance, monkey!

Right back at you, cunt. Just keep replying.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/15 12:17 AM

Gonna get this movie via Bittorent as soon as it will come out in 1080p:

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/15 07:56 PM

Does anyone here knows or familiar with how to build a house?

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/15 11:35 PM

Big Bad Wolf blow yours down there, porcine wonder?

Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/16/15 04:57 AM

Originally Posted By: Tranzer

Does anyone here knows or familiar with how to build a house?

Just had a contractor build one for me. I didn't do it but I did observe every step.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/16/15 08:56 AM

For you I would recommend these guys.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/16/15 03:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Tranzer

Does anyone here knows or familiar with how to build a house?

Let me guess: Someone actually bequeathed Alex an actual "Tiny Island" and he's discovered all his blueprints are worth shit.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/16/15 06:43 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Tranzer

Does anyone here knows or familiar with how to build a house?

Let me guess: Someone actually bequeathed Alex an actual "Tiny Island" and he's discovered all his blueprints are worth shit.

He's building an enema sukkah for the high holidays.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/16/15 06:53 PM

he should wait for pour 'em. Hi'oh!

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/16/15 08:32 PM

He will need extra help with the design and placement of rebar and concrete for his captive tranny cellar.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/16/15 10:57 PM

Originally Posted By: artwilliams

Originally Posted By: Tranzer

Does anyone here knows or familiar with how to build a house?

Just had a contractor build one for me. I didn't do it but I did observe every step.

How big is the house?

Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/17/15 05:27 AM

^ Just under 2,000 square feet.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/17/15 07:10 AM

Did it look something like this?

Originally Posted By: Tranzer

T.I.H.(Tiny Island Hideout):

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/17/15 07:54 AM

See, people?
Tranny containment cells.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/18/15 04:40 PM

Inside a First World War U-Boat

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/19/15 05:38 PM

Someone from "Microsoft" just called me, I played along, Indian told me to turn off and turn on computer, I told him that I did and he transferred me to another Indian. He asked if I see keyboard on my computer and I said no, he then told me to google something, but his spelling was bad, so I hung up the phone.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/19/15 05:47 PM

The Feds finally busting you for your child tranny enema porn terabyte?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/19/15 05:55 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

The Feds finally busting you for your child tranny enema porn terabyte?

No, just the Indian scammers want to take my money away. Scamming and trickery is in the Indian blood.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/19/15 06:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Tranzer

Someone from "Microsoft" just called me, I played along...

I don't believe a word of this, but I'll play along, too: What reason did this Indian give you for wanting you for calling out of the blue and asking you to do any of this?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/19/15 06:29 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Tranzer

Someone from "Microsoft" just called me, I played along...

I don't believe a word of this, but I'll play along, too: What reason did this Indian give you for wanting you for calling out of the blue and asking you to do any of this?

He said that there was virus in my computer and that he will help me erase it. Found out later that its a widespread scam, but it only now reached me. I seen a bunch of YouTube videos where people "bait" scammers and expose them, but what the scammers intent would be was to allow him to poke around my computer

Couple of months ago I had some problems and allowed Optimum Online support person poke around my computer, and I could see on the screen how he "did stuff around" and there were XXX stuffs

on my comp that was visible to the support person

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/22/15 01:39 PM

Given your diet and housecleaning abilities I have no doubt there are all sorts of viruses on your computer. In your computer, no. On your computer, definitely.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/22/15 11:11 PM

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: TUESDAY, JUNE 19, 2012

Monthly Child Support Payments Average $430 per Month in 2010, Census Bureau Reports

Monthly child support payments in the United States averaged $430 per month in 2010, according to new U.S. Census Bureau statistics.

The statistics from Support Providers: 2010 show that 59 percent of the $41.7 billion in total payments were for child support for children under 21 ($24.4 billion), which was paid by 4.8 million parents. The remainder was paid to children over 21, parents, and other relatives or nonrelatives of the providers. Monetary support in 2010 was primarily for children, although it also included support for other nonhousehold members, such as parents or other relatives.

The statistics for these tables come from the Survey of Income and Program Participation, a national survey designed to provide comprehensive details about the social and economic well-being of individuals and households.

Other highlights include:

Child support payments averaged $5,150 annually, or $430 per month.
About 85 percent of child support providers were male and 15 percent were female.
Annual child support payments averaged $5,450 from male providers and $3,500 from female providers.
About three of every four child support providers had some type of an agreement or court order for support.
About six-in-10 child support providers paid support for one child, three-in-10 supported two children, and the remaining one-in-10 supported three or more children.
About 2.1 million providers supported people other than their children younger than 21, with 32 percent of these providing support for their parents.
-X-

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/23/15 12:09 AM

Why you give a fuck about child support? Only birthing you can ever be responsible for is your last dump before you flush it.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/23/15 01:00 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Why you give a fuck about child support? Only birthing you can ever be responsible for is your last dump before you flush it.

Just letting you know that its expensive. Tom Leykis said today that its 216 payments, so thats at least $92,000!!!

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/23/15 07:42 AM

I pay a little less than $430. Sucks, but in 10yrs, there is monthly hooker money.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/04/15 07:14 AM

This forum is dead as a fucking hammer.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/07/15 12:50 AM

All-day McMuffins started Tuesday. Rejoice!

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/08/15 08:09 AM

Woot!!!!!

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/10/15 07:06 AM

I am much more interested in Hotcakes w/ Sausage at noon on Sundays.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/10/15 11:34 AM

Mickey's sausage McMuffin no egg is the only thing I like at that place.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/10/15 12:24 PM

Apparently there are 5 or 6 states in the South East where they're serving all-day breakfast biscuits instead of McMuffins. This area of the country was referred to as "The Biscuit Belt" in the article I read. I have a friend in North Carolina and it was fun letting her know that she lives in "The Biscuit Belt."

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/14/15 06:54 PM

The Raven, as read by Christopher Walken

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/23/15 03:49 PM

Couldn't go out thru my back door today because of this cow. As soon as I stepped outside it totally focused on me and I didn't want to risk getting trampled.

Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/23/15 05:42 PM

Are you allowed to gun her down and put her in your freezer, or is there some law about discharge of firearms within city limits?

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/23/15 05:56 PM

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/23/15 09:04 PM

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/06/15 01:49 PM

Duane Reed is an nyc chain named after streets Duane and Reed. Walgreens bought them (last year?) and now they're buying rite aid. I loved Duane Reed's in house band aids that said 'I hurt myself' and bandages 'I cut myself.'

Fun fact: Kacey Jordan was rocking them when she actually did cut herself. Loved it!

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/06/15 09:25 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Duane Reed is an nyc chain named after streets Duane and Reed. Walgreens bought them (last year?) and now they're buying rite aid. I loved Duane Reed's in house band aids that said 'I hurt myself' and bandages 'I cut myself.'

Fun fact: Kacey Jordan was rocking them when she actually did cut herself. Loved it!

I have the Kacey Jordan pics somewhere in my imgur acct. They are probably also in the HPOTD thread.

Walgreens buying up all that competition probably means some stores going to get shut down because of redundancy.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/07/15 07:06 PM

Wow I miss New York. Everyone here in Anchorage is ugly and it seems like everything is moving in slow motion. I get this same feeling every time I come back from Vegas too.

Besides the energy and the great restaurants, I even miss the food delivery from Grub Hub. We had one night where we just stayed in and watched movies and the Italian food (Da Noi restaurant) I had delivered showed up in 45 minutes and was better than any Italian restaurant in Anchorage. Perfectly cooked rack of lamb, great calamari, real italian sourdough bread, etc. If I lived in Manhattan I might never cook another meal again. Why bother?

And I really miss baseball already. We'll get 'em next year!

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/09/15 04:00 PM

I think they've finally run out of original names for new drugs. If the name Latuda didn't first come from a fat black woman, I would be amazed.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/13/15 08:30 AM

House for a MGTOW:

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/13/15 09:09 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Duane Reed is an nyc chain named after streets Duane and Reed. Walgreens bought them (last year?) and now they're buying rite aid. I loved Duane Reed's in house band aids that said 'I hurt myself' and bandages 'I cut myself.'

Fun fact: Kacey Jordan was rocking them when she actually did cut herself. Loved it!

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/13/15 06:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Tranzer

House for a MGTOW:

Where is the enema dungeon?

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/13/15 06:17 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Just asked someone in a cafe what's going on in Paris. I see no details. Just 'Save Paris!' I had limited battery to investigate in depth. This guy asks, "Why? Are you going there soon?"
THIS is what's wrong with the world. What's wrong with the world is that people have no curiosity unless it affects them personally. Fuck this world. Fuck everyone in it.

The sort of guy who doesn't realize nyc is a target and that it only takes a few guys with semi autos, pipe bombs and a plan to make a charnel house out of Bleecker and Macdougal.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/14/15 02:43 AM

Originally Posted By: Bluecipher

Originally Posted By: Tranzer

House for a MGTOW:

Where is the enema dungeon?

It can be built in the basement.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/14/15 08:43 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Just asked someone in a cafe what's going on in Paris. I see no details. Just 'Save Paris!' I had limited battery to investigate in depth. This guy asks, "Why? Are you going there soon?"
THIS is what's wrong with the world. What's wrong with the world is that people have no curiosity unless it affects them personally. Fuck this world. Fuck everyone in it.

Yep, complete apathy unless it's them personally. It may very well be them soon.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/15/15 10:11 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Just asked someone in a cafe what's going on in Paris. I see no details. Just 'Save Paris!' I had limited battery to investigate in depth. This guy asks, "Why? Are you going there soon?"
THIS is what's wrong with the world. What's wrong with the world is that people have no curiosity unless it affects them personally. Fuck this world. Fuck everyone in it.

Yep, complete apathy unless it's them personally. It may very well be them soon.

With the internet, 24hr news cycles, media companies constantly pushing stories for clicks/viewers, I just can't care. I don't have it in me to get worked up for every tragedy or injustice that comes down the pike, especially anything overseas. I got enough depressing shit in my day to day life, I don't need to import it.

Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/16/15 12:16 AM

This is a pretty big deal, though, because it marks the end of Europe sleepwalking toward extinction. We're going to see them get tough in ways we hadn't imagined possible from these people. Whether or not a democratic Europe survives remains to be seen, but they will go down fighting.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/16/15 10:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

With the internet, 24hr news cycles, media companies constantly pushing stories for clicks/viewers, I just can't care. I don't have it in me to get worked up for every tragedy or injustice that comes down the pike, especially anything overseas. I got enough depressing shit in my day to day life, I don't need to import it.

Kill me or leave me the fuck alone. I don't care. Fuck France. They let the fucking sand niggers practically take over their country anyway. Reap what you sow frog bitches.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/17/15 10:53 AM

Ovomit wants the same here.

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/17/15 10:37 PM

Meatmen and their great song "One Down, Three to Go" about the beatles.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/18/15 06:18 AM

Humans use only 10% of their brains. Zombies use 100%.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/19/15 06:27 PM

Adult film star sues Josh Duggar, alleges assault during sex

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/19/15 08:06 PM

Originally Posted By: charin

Adult film star sues Josh Duggar, alleges assault during sex

he then paid $1,500 for "her company"

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/15 08:10 PM

This girl earlier was telling me how her coffee shop got robbed yesterday by a methhead (most likely). He actually didn’t rob the espresso stand, but their office in the mall next door. He stole their wifi router. Then he robbed another place in the same mall. Then came back a half an hour later and got arrested in the liquor store next door where he was just wandering around asking where he can get a bathing suit (it was 20° out and we'd just had a blizzard).

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/22/15 10:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

This girl earlier was telling me how her coffee shop got robbed yesterday by a methhead (most likely). He actually didn’t rob the espresso stand, but their office in the mall next door. He stole their wifi router. Then he robbed another place in the same mall. Then came back a half an hour later and got arrested in the liquor store next door where he was just wandering around asking where he can get a bathing suit (it was 20° out and we'd just had a blizzard).

Meth raises yer body temp, dude was probably sweating at 20, if he was hydrated. Dollar says he was smokin it and not just snortin it.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/23/15 02:32 PM

The train wasn't working, so I took a cab. The driver was wearing so much cologne I thought I was going to vomit, so I got out after 1 block. Gave him the $2 or whatever it was, and told him his nasty ass stank in a bottle is prohibiting business.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/24/15 02:02 PM

I just got kicked out of a facebook group on Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition because someone asked who were some bad ass females that carry a spear. All I posted was a picture of bruce jenner. No text or anything inflammatory or degrading. I was immediatley accused of being transphobic by the alternative purple haired SJW administrator and kicked. I havn't felt so good in months.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/26/15 12:37 PM

Had to watch a James Bond trailer and type out "spectre only in cinemas" to download some porn video.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/26/15 04:08 PM

Amazon Will Sell You a Year of Unlimited Cloud Storage For $5 Today

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/28/15 02:42 AM

I get free cloud storage as a Prime customer. Best $99 I ever spent.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/28/15 03:33 AM

I thought you had to pay an additional fee for cloud storage with Prime? At least there was a promotion I saw online the other day saying Amazon was selling unlimited cloud storage for $5/year for Prime subscribers.

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/28/15 01:20 PM

Weird, tracking that link Tranzer sent out claims Prime gets free storage. I should try it.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/30/15 06:51 AM

I watch Flesh and Bone. I can't stop laughing that the main character's name is Claire Robbins.

Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/01/15 02:11 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

I watch Flesh and Bone. I can't stop laughing that the main character's name is Claire Robbins.

I wonder if it was intentional?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/02/15 05:42 AM

What the fuck is that rap song in the Two Broke Girls commercial? We can make your body rock or something like that. I've searched everywhere.

I can't imagine any plastic surgeon named Washington (or Jefferson), let alone them practicing in Beverly Hills.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/05/15 02:40 AM

Originally Posted By: Kingfish

I can't imagine any plastic surgeon named Washington (or Jefferson), let alone them practicing in Beverly Hills.

How about Carson

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/05/15 08:35 AM

^Better than Simpson for sure.

Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/05/15 09:24 PM

Carson's a brain surgeon.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/05/15 10:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Vice Admiral

Carson's a brain surgeon.

Pediatric neurosurgeon, right? But if you're a Democrat, he's just another Republican moron. I think Bill Maher described him using some sort of oxymoron like, "he's one of those dumb smart people."

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/06/15 02:37 AM

Larry Wilmore called him the black Droopy Dog.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/07/15 01:34 AM

Yeah he's a surgeon , that means he's also good at psychology, computer science and origami right? Because he's trained at one thing doesn't means he knows jackshit about another. Of course you people are too fucking stupid to understand that. I just KNEW some fucking turd was going to pull " but he's a docta!! Blurb blubber blub blub blub!!!" Out of their asses.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/07/15 02:30 AM

Have you ever written a post without the phrase "you people"?

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/07/15 02:39 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

Have you ever written a post without the phrase "you people"?

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/07/15 02:40 AM

Carson was a surgeon, generally considered the fratboys of medicine. Good with their hands and not much else

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/07/15 08:20 AM

Damn, and all this time I thought he was an "Uncle Tom".

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/07/15 11:09 AM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Carson was a surgeon, generally considered the fratboys of medicine. Good with their hands and not much else

Learned this lil factiod from TV, huh? Certainly not from real life. Spent a lot of time in the medical education and practice world there, have you?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/14/15 09:17 AM

Now I am become Jesus.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/14/15 09:38 AM

^^Nice bowling ball^^

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/14/15 09:58 AM

Watch it. You don't want me to flog you with my holy scepter.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/14/15 10:15 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

^^Nice bowling ball^^

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/14/15 07:49 PM

Assholes. I thought becoming a Porn Jesus would be like becoming a made wiseguy. Instead, I feel like Tommy getting popped in the back of the head in Goodfellas.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/14/15 08:02 PM

Congrats, Steezo. I was wondering about the Jeebus, and thought you might just be high enough to think yer Jesus.

I wanted to make a sub forum for sharing tube site links, that you have to have 4000+ posts to access, but TRPWL said I wasn't allowed to block Steve's access, and Lou pointed out that Panzer would fill it up w/ tranny and poop clips.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/14/15 08:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Assholes. I thought becoming a Porn Jesus would be like becoming a made wiseguy. Instead, I feel like Tommy getting popped in the back of the head in Goodfellas.

Welcome to the club. Now go get yer shinebox.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/14/15 10:27 PM

Changing the subject...

The FAA introduced new rules today regarding drones, requiring that you register them and put ID decals on them, with penalties for non-compliance running into the thousands of dollars, including possible jail time.

Anyway, I took my drone up the other day so I thought I'd post a pic. This was from a legal flight since the drone was below 400 ft. of altitude and within my line-of-sight from the launch point.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/15/15 06:32 PM

Floriduh headline of the day:

Math teacher and guy wearing french maid's outfit busted in huge prostitution sting

http://www.aol.com/article/2015/12/15/math-teacher-and-guy-wearing-french-maids-outfit-busted-in-huge/21284220/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl28%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D328106187

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/15/15 09:17 PM

Once again you've judge a reflection of your selves . Your own children will rise up and kill you. Your own children saw what you've done. They see what you are doing to your world. They see that you lie. They see that you lock up your love in prison. That you lock your concern up. They see you kill your love everyday They see you lock up your thruth. Your truth is locked up. You lock up your love. And now you've judges your own selves once again. LA will be burned to the ground. Los Angeles will be burned to the ground.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/15/15 09:34 PM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Once again you've judge a reflection of your selves . Your own children will rise up and kill you. Your own children saw what you've done. They see what you are doing to your world. They see that you lie. They see that you lock up your love in prison. That you lock your concern up. They see you kill your love everyday They see you lock up your thruth. Your truth is locked up. You lock up your love. And now you've judges your own selves once again. LA will be burned to the ground. Los Angeles will be burned to the ground.

Gary Busey quote? Rejected Bad Religion lyrics? Jaden Smith tweet?

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/15/15 11:59 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Once again you've judge a reflection of your selves . Your own children will rise up and kill you. Your own children saw what you've done. They see what you are doing to your world. They see that you lie. They see that you lock up your love in prison. That you lock your concern up. They see you kill your love everyday They see you lock up your thruth. Your truth is locked up. You lock up your love. And now you've judges your own selves once again. LA will be burned to the ground. Los Angeles will be burned to the ground.

Gary Busey quote? Rejected Bad Religion lyrics? Jaden Smith tweet?

Richard Simmons memoir

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/17/15 08:55 AM

Looks like Jesus is diddling South America.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/23/15 09:34 AM

Obviously

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/24/15 09:17 AM

Merry Christmas dudes and dudettes.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/24/15 10:30 AM

And a right Merry mother fucker to you too!

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/24/15 01:52 PM

Back atcha, BDM.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 12/25/15 02:00 PM

Merry Christmas to all the vile perverts of XPT.

I don't generally believe in mumbo-jumbo or conspiracy theories or science fantasy or whatever you want to call this, but I read an odd article today that suggested some kind of science experiment or something may have altered our current universe or changed the timeline for some people. So, for the most part everything around you seems the same, but maybe one or two things are just slightly different.

For example, almost every person I know swears this certain series of children's books from our youth was called, "The Berenstein Bears." But, if you look it up, it is actually, "The Berenstain Bears." Another one for me is, I would swear this certain color "chartreuse" means pinkish red. But, when I look it up, it's means green and the name comes from a French liqueur. There are a couple of other ones I won't bother to name.

There are also things that other people swear happened that I don't remember. This whole phenomenon has been called "The Mandela Effect" because a large number of people swear Nelson Mandela died in prison in the 80's. I remember him being released and becoming president of South Africa, which is what actually happened.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/19/16 11:42 PM

Btw, I've had horrible insomnia lately and that ^^^ is the kind of stuff you find at 4am on the internet.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/24/16 11:41 AM

Big earthshake up here last night. I had a few things knocked over and my pantry door was blocked from the cabinet doors in there pulling out so the door wouldn’t open. I didn’t realize at first that there had been an earthquake, so I thought my drunk ass had gone around and randomly fucked things up around the house, knocking over paintings, etc. My cat must've been pretty freaked out also because she pooped on the living room floor. She normally has excellent hygiene and would not do such a thing.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/03/16 09:29 PM

Hi. I'm alive. I'm doing well. Alles good. Everything is REALLY good lately. Just wanted to send a quick note.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/03/16 10:24 PM

^I'm suspicious.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/04/16 01:11 AM

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/virtual-reality-male-sex-toy-7299079

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/04/16 08:38 AM

Cops Stop Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/04/16 08:51 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Hi. I'm alive. I'm doing well. Alles good. Everything is REALLY good lately. Just wanted to send a quick note.

Everything good? Well, you know that can't last. lol

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/04/16 11:52 AM

^^^ I know what you mean.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/05/16 04:35 AM

http://www.chron.com/news/us/article/Utah-lawmaker-Pornography-a-public-health-crisis-6808588.php

Quote:

Utah lawmaker: Pornography a public health crisis

Brady Mccombs and Michelle L. Price, Associated Press

Updated 11:22 pm, Thursday, February 4, 2016

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A state senator in Utah wants to declare pornography a public health crisis, echoing an argument being made around the U.S. by conservative religious groups as porn becomes more accessible on smartphones and tablets.

Republican Sen. Todd Weiler, a Mormon, contends children are being exposed at young ages to pornography, leading them to engage in riskier sexual behavior. He has said recent research from the United Kingdom found that people who compulsively view porn showed similar brain activity as seen in drug addicts. <snip>

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/05/16 10:16 AM

Well, Utah did produce BellaDonna. Maybe he has a point?

Posted by: KidRibz

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/05/16 11:18 AM

This country is a disaster. I was stationed in Germany in the mid 80s and they showed tits all day long on tv there. On game shows and regular shows etc....

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/05/16 09:02 PM

Isn't Utah the number one porn watching state?

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/06/16 02:42 AM

every action has an opposite and equal reaction, even Mormonism.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/06/16 06:37 AM

Originally Posted By: KidRibz

This country is a disaster. I was stationed in Germany in the mid 80s and they showed tits all day long on tv there. On game shows and regular shows etc....

Big deal, this is a presidential election year. Until November you won't be able to go one night without seeing the biggest boobs you will ever see on TV.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/06/16 07:43 AM

Badump-Ting

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/07/16 11:49 AM

New York food ID test.(Are you a real New Yorker? (I got 14/17, not bad for a Georgia boy)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/nyc-food-test?utm_term=.wtQ5RnP75R#.meA3Bay93B

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/07/16 06:25 PM

My friend has one of these streaming devices. Loves it so far. Apparently is taps torrent sites and has apps as well. Surprisingly little info online. Apparently has tons of porn as well. Expensive though. Anyone heard of this one?
Red Rhino Tv out of Canada via China

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/07/16 06:30 PM

It's $350! Most streamers run $40-100.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/07/16 06:59 PM

The other $250's for gas money driving 100 Miles each way to buy one.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/07/16 07:29 PM

^you take the nyc food quiz? It's good.....

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/08/16 01:40 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

^you take the nyc food quiz? It's good.....

I got 11/17.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/08/16 02:00 PM

Somehow I got 13. I got the steakhouse wrong, the ice cream place wrong and I had no idea people ate churros on subways.

I got 35/40 on this Seinfeld quiz: http://www.zoo.com/quiz/the-ultimate-seinfeld-quiz?mkcpgn=i600001482

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/09/16 11:39 AM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/09/16 12:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

That was good.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/09/16 12:59 PM

If you look at college kids today, most of them look like the losers and dweebs from the 80s. After this Hipster/lumbersexual crap passes I anticipate the flock of seagulls hair to come back.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/08/16 10:40 AM

I'm having a lot of breathing problems. Since I broke my leg last Feb. and had pneumonia I've never fully recovered my breathing function. I have fluid in on of my lungs. The pulmonologist thinks I have bronchiactosis. My mother suffered from the same thing. I go back for a follow up next week after having a high def CT and a bunch of breathing tests my last visit. My sleep is all disjointed. I go to sleep relatively quick but wake up in about 3 or 4 hours and can't sleep anymore. I usually ache all over from my arthritis and bone disease so I get up and drink coffee and watch tv until later in the morning [sometimes noon] and then sleep a couple more hours. It's really fucked me up for getting out and doing anything during the day. Getting old sucks out loud.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/08/16 10:52 AM

You need to go on an anti-inflammatory diet.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/08/16 09:19 PM

This is not a good pic to look at when you're super high:

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/09/16 12:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

You need to go on an anti-inflammatory diet.

Thats a good point Steezy

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/09/16 12:44 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/26/16 09:40 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I like Bruce, I hate his douchie yuppie fans.

I agree. And, apparently, so does he.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/26/16 09:59 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I like Bruce, I hate his douchie yuppie fans.

I agree. And, apparently, so does he.

You liberals should love Christie, as a cross the aisle moderate. He signed and implemented the pot law. Signed the law so y'all could marry each other. Shook O'bammy's hand after Sandy. What are yer complaints, subordinates causing some traffic? Big deal.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/26/16 10:12 AM

I've never been a huge Bruce fan but find I do like his non top 40 music much better than the hits.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/26/16 11:31 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

You liberals should love Christie, as a cross the aisle moderate. He signed and implemented the pot law. Signed the law so y'all could marry each other. Shook O'bammy's hand after Sandy. What are yer complaints, subordinates causing some traffic? Big deal.

Which pot law is that? And I assure you I ain't marrying Chuck.

"Subordinates"??? Puh-leeeeze. Governors of both parties do shit like that all the fucking time to screw over inconvenient mayors and I'm watching it play out repeatedly on this side of the Hudson, where they're both Dems. Especially with some recent MTA "reconstruction" Bullshit.

Anyway, whichever party does it, it screws over people trying to get to work every day and THAT is, as you said, a "douchie yuppie" move.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/26/16 12:11 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

I've never been a huge Bruce fan but find I do like his non top 40 music much better than the hits.

Is wasn't exactly a Greatest Hits show, at least not until the encores. He starts off the show with an outtake from his 35 year old double album The River, then plays the entire River album from start to finish and then he played 14 crowd friendly songs and even took a few requests from the audience. Born to Run with all the house lights on and everyone standing was fun, but my favorite song of the night was the audience requested Adam Raised a Cain which just flat out rocked.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/26/16 12:38 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

You liberals should love Christie, as a cross the aisle moderate. He signed and implemented the pot law. Signed the law so y'all could marry each other. Shook O'bammy's hand after Sandy. What are yer complaints, subordinates causing some traffic? Big deal.

Which pot law is that? And I assure you I ain't marrying Chuck.

"Subordinates"??? Puh-leeeeze. Governors of both parties do shit like that all the fucking time to screw over inconvenient mayors and I'm watching it play out repeatedly on this side of the Hudson, where they're both Dems. Especially with some recent MTA "reconstruction" Bullshit.

Anyway, whichever party does it, it screws over people trying to get to work every day and THAT is, as you said, a "douchie yuppie" move.

Medical Marijuana law. He gutted the one Corzine signed, but Christie did implement the reworked law.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/26/16 12:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

I've never been a huge Bruce fan but find I do like his non top 40 music much better than the hits.

Is wasn't exactly a Greatest Hits show, at least not until the encores. He starts off the show with an outtake from his 35 year old double album The River, then plays the entire River album from start to finish and then he played 14 crowd friendly songs and even took a few requests from the audience. Born to Run with all the house lights on and everyone standing was fun, but my favorite song of the night was the audience requested Adam Raised a Cain which just flat out rocked.

That is cool. I know people who saw him at the Jersey Shore when he was just coming out of being a nobody, and 40yrs later they still say it was the best concert they ever been to.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/26/16 01:24 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Which pot law is that?

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Medical Marijuana law. He gutted the one Corzine signed, but Christie did implement the reworked law.

Meh. I thought you meant he'd seen the light like in Colorado. Cuomo's just as bad on this and that douchebag's running around like he's going to be the nominee 2020. Ain't going to happen.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/26/16 06:44 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Which pot law is that?

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Medical Marijuana law. He gutted the one Corzine signed, but Christie did implement the reworked law.

Meh. I thought you meant he'd seen the light like in Colorado. Cuomo's just as bad on this and that douchebag's running around like he's going to be the nominee 2020. Ain't going to happen.

Corzine law was grow yer own, have up to 6 plants and X amount of weed on hand. You could get a license to grow for as little as arthritis.

Christie cut that down to the skeleton. MS, Cancer, Lupus and a couple other diseases, and you had to get through dispensaries. They fought a grow biddness starting up in my town. "The kids will get marijuana." Only if yer kid performs breaking & entering, along with felony theft, ya stupid yuppie cunts.

Next Gov of NJ will be a Dem, and they will probably got full Recreational Marijuana, to chase tax dollars. I wish they would just charge me $500/yr and let me grow my own.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/26/16 07:01 PM

The way you put it, Christie's law sounds a whole bunch worse than Corzine's. (Not that I think he was any better for anyone). Or maybe I'm misreading it.

Anyway, Cuomo had to be dragged kicking and screaming to sign the most restrictive of Med Marijuana laws, under threat of a primary challenge from a Law Prof. named "Zephyr Teachout". I wish I was making that name up, but such is what it took to get any kind of common sense legislation passed in Albany. At least until Preet Bharara took out both the Corrupt Dem Chief of the Assembly and the Corrupt Repug Chief of the Senate. I fucking hate Cuomo and I hope He's next.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/26/16 09:50 PM

It is much worse, but he could have just stonewalled it. Implementing it was one of the talking points I heard loon conservatives holding against him.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/27/16 04:20 PM

One of the crossroads I part ways in a serious way with conservatives. Their arguments are lame as hell.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/27/16 04:23 PM

I recently was confirmed with bronchiectesis so I guess if I use pot it will have to be edible. I have been referred to an immunologist and a cardiac specialist as well. I have calcification around my heart and an enlarged aorta coming out of my heart. Every time I go to a doc I get referred to two more. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/27/16 05:39 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

I recently was confirmed with bronchiectesis so I guess if I use pot it will have to be edible. I have been referred to an immunologist and a cardiac specialist as well. I have calcification around my heart and an enlarged aorta coming out of my heart. Every time I go to a doc I get referred to two more. Sheesh.

You've already reached 100, how many more years you need to live?

Posted by: whattaburger

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/27/16 05:54 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

I have been referred to an immunologist

did they mention what they might be interested in ruling out...

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/28/16 07:47 AM

Yeah but not that. They did a high contrast CT scan. They might do a bronchoscope. I am a lot better after the last round of antibiotics. When I broke my leg last Feb. and had surgery I developed pneumonia and had a helluva time getting over the congestion. I'm much clearer right now.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/03/16 02:49 PM

After taking herbal opiates for a couple of days and also not going to the bathroom, I just took a dump so solid that it won't go down the drain. This has given me an idea that would make millions: a toilet with a garbage disposal type motor on it.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/03/16 05:34 PM

a turd-bine?

Don't sell it to old dudes with low hanging fruit.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/03/16 08:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

After taking herbal opiates for a couple of days and also not going to the bathroom, I just took a dump so solid that it won't go down the drain. This has given me an idea that would make millions: a toilet with a garbage disposal type motor on it.

Did you chop it up w/ the toilet brush, until it was flushable?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/03/16 08:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Did you chop it up w/ the toilet brush, until it was flushable?

Bamboo skewer.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/04/16 08:40 PM

I'm not a fan of college basketball, but I was in a pool for the final score, so I watched the last couple minutes. Tremendous end to that game. Roller coaster of emotion w/ UNC getting that wild 3 w/ 4.7 seconds left, then Villanova racing down the court and getting that buzzer beater off.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/05/16 10:00 AM

The will go down in history as one of the greatest finishes ever. The Peter North finish of basketball games.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/07/16 08:41 AM

Amazon Free Same Day Shipping sucks. Guaranteed delivery by 9PM yesterday, tracking says it was delivered at 7PM, but 11:30 the next day, still no package. Should have stuck w/ 2nd day shipping and UPS. Their same day shipper, Lasership, is garbage.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/07/16 08:52 AM

I don't know if it will always work out this way, but the other day I ordered a few items from Amazon that had standard shipping and then later I ordered something else and selected next day shipping for that one item. Amazon shipped everything all together and sent it all using next day shipping. All of the items I ordered were filled by Amazon itself and not sent from the manufacturer. I think that's the key.

Same day shipping won't ever make it to Alaska. Some places act like next day shipping to Alaska doesn't even exist. Then there are places like Russ & Daughters in NYC were I sometimes get salmon lox and the shipping winds up costing pretty much the same amount as the product itself.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/07/16 09:35 AM

Anyone mentioned Merle Haggard's passing yet?

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/07/16 11:07 AM

I ordered from Amazon last week and picked standard 5-7 day shipping. The stuff showed up a day and a half later in the regular mail. It was shoved in my mailbox.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/07/16 12:51 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Anyone mentioned Merle Haggard's passing yet?

See the YouTube music thread.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/08/16 09:54 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Anyone mentioned Merle Haggard's passing yet?

Blackjack Mulligan too. There is no one left to care about the wrasslin thread though

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/08/16 09:56 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

I ordered from Amazon last week and picked standard 5-7 day shipping. The stuff showed up a day and a half later in the regular mail. It was shoved in my mailbox.

My mom has Prime, so I always use that, but w/ a warehouse 5miles away, 1/2 the shit I order would get here next day or second day anyway. I think the biggest factor is Next Day/2nd Day orders probably bump the line to get pulled and packed.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/21/16 10:06 AM

Toddler gang warfare. Thats almost has bad as the numbers in Chicago. [rollseyes]

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/02/16 06:50 PM

Fucking tech bullshit won't let me copy and paste this one.

Prince's vault revealed

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/10/16 06:35 PM

New pics of Padover's ass from Twitter:

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/12/16 12:22 AM

Is it in poor taste to say she is still stroke worthy?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/12/16 07:16 AM

More so than ever IMO. More womanly.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/21/16 02:25 PM

Never, ever, ever put pulled pork down the garbage disposal.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/22/16 10:00 AM

I bet that smell like Panzers week old drawers.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/22/16 03:58 PM

^ I was never happier to take a shower than I was last night. It took hours and hours of snaking the kitchen sink drain to get this unblocked. It all happened because I had family staying over and wanted to quietly clean up late at night without waking anyone up. So I ran this big container of pulled pork and potatoes through the disposal a little too quickly I guess.

The stuff just all massed up somewhere down the drain and every time I would snake it, it would just move a little further down the line and block it up all over again. I tried a hand-operated drain auger at first before switching to an electric snake. I ended up breaking two electric snakes during this drain clearing attempt.

The first thing I did (because I am a genius) was look up on the internet how to unblock a drain and ended up trying some mixture of baking soda and vinegar, which did nothing but ended up leaving me smelling like swine and vinegar at the end of the day. My arms are completely sore today from the combination of working the drain auger and plunging the sink.

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get the drain unplugged, so after breaking the second electric snake, I sat down on the couch, admitted defeat and told my family we would have to call a plumber. Immediately after this, from the kitchen there was a sudden WOOOSH! sound and the drain cleared itself. My Mom claims it's because she said a prayer. "Little flower, in this hour, show your power."

Drain snake plugged with pork:

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/23/16 05:52 PM

Camel bites off its owner's HEAD after he left it tied up in the sweltering heat all day
Owner had left the camel outside in the sweltering heat in Rajasthan, India
He eventually realised and went to release the animal whose legs were tied
But the camel became aggressive and picked up the owner by the neck
The animal then started chewing his body before severing his head

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...l#ixzz49WvL2cNU

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/24/16 09:52 PM

I hate warm weather. People dress like shit, they speak louder, move slower, and they STANK.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/24/16 09:57 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

I hate warm weather. People dress like shit, they speak louder, move slower, and they STANK.

Screw you. Eyeballing scantily clad bims gets me through the day while driving around Brooklyn working.

I'll never forget, back in my youth, model type Russian broads coming off the beach onto Brighton Beach Ave in sarongs and bikini tops, making it about a block down the street and realizing every delivery guy and pedestrian was staring at em. Then they would scramble to put their tops on.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/25/16 10:13 AM

If you lived in fat land like I do you pray for winter.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/25/16 01:33 PM

I only ever see hot chicks out and about up here in the summertime. The rest of the year, I have to go to either Bush Company or a coffee shack to see them. I guess I could maybe join a gym also.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/25/16 06:18 PM

It isn't officially summer here until I see a bim in a sundress w/ light shining through it enough to make it seem like I got Superman x-ray vision.

Posted by: windsock

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/25/16 06:24 PM

The young ladies here wear a pajama type pant year round. The fabric is of such a quality that it has the magical ability to cling to and actually enhance every jiggle and undulation of their buttocks. If I spot a particularly attractive specimen in WalMart I will follow her down aisles I would otherwise not be in. Truly despicable behavior on my part.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/26/16 09:38 AM

First light off the highway and there were some heaving pale titties in a white tank top hanging above a tight flat tummy, probably 18-21. God bless the summer.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/10/16 08:44 PM

From another board:

Quote:

Jury finds Ala. Speaker of teh House Mike Hubbard guilty on 12 counts in ethics trial.

This means he is immediately not the House Speaker.

In the next legislative session, regular or special, state representatives will elect another House Speaker.

House of Representatives spokesperson Clay Redden says the governor will have to call a special election to fill the vacant House seat.

but it is the House Speaker who determines if Gov. Bentley's ongoing impeachment process will go before the legislature.

and it is the Chief Justice of Alabama who will hear the impeachment case if it passes the legislature.
But the Chief Justice is Roy Moore who is the process of being charged by the Feds for his gay marriage stand.

And it is the Gov. who can pardon the Speaker of the House if he convicted.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/11/16 05:05 AM

It's Alabama. Why shouldn't the politics be as insestuous as evertyhing else in that cousin fucking state?

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/11/16 06:54 PM

People setting up displays for the E-3 convention outside of Staples Center LA Live

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/12/16 07:50 AM

I got eyelash extensions last month. They're all gone aside from a few strands. I can't wait for them to come out because I keep playing with them where the glue touches the lash line.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/13/16 08:21 AM

Stop playin with yourself girl.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/19/16 10:47 AM

I'm back, bitches. Jeebus again.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/20/16 10:01 AM

Congrats, Steez. I can't believe I've got ~2,500 to go.

I give it 24 hrs before somebody Trek-ifies the Upperclass Twit of the Year. "And Mr. Chekov has run himself over..."

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/24/16 07:41 AM

Apparently Shia LaBeouf has hitchhiked his way to Alaska. He was in Anchorage the other day and is now in Kasilof. And Jack Black has been in Seward this past week. Spotted in a grocery store, looking like a local. Hollyweird is taking over.

Had my infusion of gamma globulin Tuesday. Went well until about 3/4 of the way in. I developed horrible chills with uncontrollable shaking and we had to stop the infusion. The nurse said it was a typical side effect and that's all I could tolerate. I start the subcutaneous injections next week. Apparently a little more involved than I thought. It involves four needles in the stomach and about an hour long process. I was thinking it was just a quick subcutaneous injection. Also expensive even with my insurance. Got to start cutting back somewhere I guess.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/04/16 09:33 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Had my infusion of gamma globulin Tuesday. Went well until about 3/4 of the way in. I developed horrible chills with uncontrollable shaking and we had to stop the infusion. The nurse said it was a typical side effect and that's all I could tolerate. I start the subcutaneous injections next week. Apparently a little more involved than I thought. It involves four needles in the stomach and about an hour long process. I was thinking it was just a quick subcutaneous injection. Also expensive even with my insurance. Got to start cutting back somewhere I guess.

Try cutting back on the simple stuff, like Heat, Healthy Food and Electricity. Leave Drugs and Whores until the last round of cuts, so you still have something to live for.

Wait, that shouldn't be a post, it should be the next page in my diary.

Posted by: windsock

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/04/16 10:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Had my infusion of gamma globulin Tuesday. Went well until about 3/4 of the way in. I developed horrible chills with uncontrollable shaking and we had to stop the infusion. The nurse said it was a typical side effect and that's all I could tolerate. I start the subcutaneous injections next week. Apparently a little more involved than I thought. It involves four needles in the stomach and about an hour long process. I was thinking it was just a quick subcutaneous injection. Also expensive even with my insurance. Got to start cutting back somewhere I guess.

Try cutting back on the simple stuff, like Heat, Healthy Food and Electricity. Leave Drugs and Whores until the last round of cuts, so you still have something to live for.

Wait, that shouldn't be a post, it should be the next page in my diary.

Despite everything, the implicit warmth and concern among board members shines through this gallows humor. drunky

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/05/16 08:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Had my infusion of gamma globulin Tuesday. Went well until about 3/4 of the way in. I developed horrible chills with uncontrollable shaking and we had to stop the infusion. The nurse said it was a typical side effect and that's all I could tolerate. I start the subcutaneous injections next week. Apparently a little more involved than I thought. It involves four needles in the stomach and about an hour long process. I was thinking it was just a quick subcutaneous injection. Also expensive even with my insurance. Got to start cutting back somewhere I guess.

Try cutting back on the simple stuff, like Heat, Healthy Food and Electricity. Leave Drugs and Whores until the last round of cuts, so you still have something to live for.

Wait, that shouldn't be a post, it should be the next page in my diary.

Or a New Years resolution.....that you won't keep 48 hours.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/06/16 11:20 AM

If a New Year's resolution lasts until Super Bowl Sunday, it is considered a success.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/08/16 10:52 AM

Tim Von Swine Donuts!!! Two in the pink, one in the stink donuts?

Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/13/16 05:23 PM

I'm 54. Am I the only one that thinks Green Party candidate Jill Stein is hot? I'd definitely do her.

Estonian triplet Olympians. Max's wet dream.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/15/16 07:21 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

Estonian triplet Olympians. Max's wet dream.

I just saw that. I like the pic w/ the camel toes.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/15/16 12:07 PM

Found this ad on Craigslist:

Uncle Steve's Porn Stash - $10 WLA

I came across Steve's porn stash in storage. (and there is a lot of it) Banker boxes filled with straight porn (young college age) each box containing 60-70 DVD's. Many are new and never viewed. Be of legal age and buy the box as they are. 10.00 each box. I still have a few left.

Posted by: Jake Malone's Ghost

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/17/16 11:09 AM

I'm posting this here because it's not worth a separate thread.

The longer I'm here, the less attractive, and erotic the PW's become. Perhaps it's the multiplying tattoos, maybe it's watching them melt down and fight with each other and lie on twitter. I don't find "deranged" sexy anymore.

In actuality, I'd be afraid to let the majority of PW's and mopes know where I actually lived because they would bring their suitcases over to steal anything that wasn't nailed down to feed their drug habits.

No offense faceblaster, but your tribe is really fucked up.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/17/16 12:02 PM

huh? My tribe? Porn people are now my tribe? Who knew?

Posted by: Jake Malone's Ghost

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/17/16 05:13 PM

Well you used to perform on camera, and squirt on Gia, you earned your mope status.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/17/16 06:27 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

huh? My tribe? Porn people are now my tribe? Who knew?

You're not just Jewish; you're porn!

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/17/16 06:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Jake Malone's Ghost

I'm posting this here because it's not worth a separate thread.

The longer I'm here, the less attractive, and erotic the PW's become. Perhaps it's the multiplying tattoos, maybe it's watching them melt down and fight with each other and lie on twitter. I don't find "deranged" sexy anymore.

In actuality, I'd be afraid to let the majority of PW's and mopes know where I actually lived because they would bring their suitcases over to steal anything that wasn't nailed down to feed their drug habits.

No offense faceblaster, but your tribe is really fucked up.

You're a ghost. You should be floating through the wall of nubile naked young girls every night. NO IMAGINATION.

Posted by: Jake Malone's Ghost

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/17/16 07:37 PM

I'm in hell, not even the succubus fuck the guys down here, they're saving it for men who still have souls.

Posted by: Jake Malone's Ghost

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/17/16 08:21 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

huh? My tribe? Porn people are now my tribe? Who knew?

You're not just Jewish; you're porn!

Gia, what was the name of the sluttiest of the 12 tribes? As a jew by injection you should know this sort of stuff.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/17/16 10:49 PM

The Nymphtali?
The Assers?
The ZebuBlondes?
Ohh, ohh The Rubens, cause they're all Ruebenesque (code for plump and horny)

Posted by: Jake Malone's Ghost

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/18/16 07:02 AM

I have to admit I failed bible studies while alive. Were the people who populated Sodom and Gomorra, Jewish or were they from some other tribe that has long since disappeared of the face of the earth?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/18/16 07:07 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

The Nymphtali?
The Assers?
The ZebuBlondes?
Ohh, ohh The Rubens, cause they're all Ruebenesque (code for plump and horny)

MATZOBATERS!!!!

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/18/16 03:33 PM

I heard a term for the anus for the first time the other day, and it delighted me.

Ham Flower

Posted by: Jake Malone's Ghost

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/20/16 05:59 PM

http://www.aol.com/article/2016/08/20/elizabeth-smart-speaks-out-against-pornography-in-new-video/21455688/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D-1424847007_htmlws-main-bb-simple

Elizabeth Smart is blaming porn for her sexual abuse during her kidnapping. Evidently her abductor imitated stuff he found in porno mags.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/16 01:26 AM

From the quote I read from her, porn didn't make him rape her. It made him rape her more than he already was (which was a lot).

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/21/16 10:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

From the quote I read from her, porn didn't make him rape her. It made him rape her more than he already was (which was a lot).

How short was her skirt? Was she promiscuous? If she's trying to blame porn, she's attempting to show how she wasn't asking for it, so she mighta been asking for it.

Posted by: Jake Malone's Ghost

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/22/16 05:57 AM

Something about being an under aged, innocent Morman, chick who was kidnapped from her home by two sex perverts so she couldn't give consent.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/22/16 06:13 AM

I aint arguin consent, I'm wondering if she was asking for it.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/26/16 06:55 AM

I live in a beautiful area. This is on Cumberland Mtn at the Pinnacle overlook at the Cumberland Gap National Historic Park. Thats a small private lake in the pic. Fern Lake.

Posted by: Jake Malone's Ghost

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/26/16 11:41 AM

Do you frequently hear the sounds of dueling banjos?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/26/16 03:08 PM

Nah everybody has a gun here. Don't go for that shit.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/26/16 03:12 PM

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/26/16 03:20 PM

I grew up near these cliffs. This was pretty much my view out the kitchen window.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/26/16 03:24 PM

This used to be called Ni$$er head rock. Now it's called Old Stone Face. We had a ridge called Ni$$er ridge also. Its now a family name ridge.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/26/16 03:33 PM

This is the Sand Cave in the Cumberland Gap National Historic park. Its about a 6 mile hike up on the mountain. No vehicles of any kind are allowed. I was there many times as a kid and teen. It used to have multi-colored sand and many people had jars with layers of the colors of sand. Over the years with so many visits it's not as dramatic as before.
The park would de-ball you for taking sand out now.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/03/16 05:36 AM

There used to be a Kerns bakery in town but left long ago. The DD was very unique to the area. I think the closest one is about 50 miles away in Knoxville. This area never keeps anything good. Not enough people with money and too many bible thumpers.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/06/16 05:51 PM

Secret Hitler.com

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/07/16 01:05 PM

What's everyone's favorite recipe for rice pudding?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/16 05:45 AM

Interesting listen for MAD Magazine fans, Al Jaffee and Dick DeBartolo interviewed by Gilbert Gottfried.

http://www.gilbertpodcast.com/dick-debartolo-al-jaffe/

Gilbert has some really good guests on. The Max Baer Jr interview is great.

Posted by: Jake Malone's Ghost

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/12/16 10:20 AM

This is a joke for backdoorman.

How do you know your serial killer is from West Virginia?

"It rubs the oppossum on it's body or it gets the pigpen!"

Posted by: Jake Malone's Ghost

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/12/16 04:50 PM

Down here on circle number eight, I ran into Ed Gein. He's been rather insufferable since the release of the movie "Silence of the Lambs". He was wearing his favorite costume a la "Buffalo Bill". I remembered a fashion tip Gia once gave me.

"Hey, Ed" I hollered, "You're not supposed to wear white people after Labor Day!"

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/13/16 06:53 AM

Denzel Washington Strangles Aretha Franklin

Was his defense "Da white man mades me do it"?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/06/16 07:30 PM

Beef jerky + iced americano = awesome!

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/25/16 09:54 PM

I hear good things about two random divey joints in the tri-state area. El Cabaret in Patterson NJ and Pleasure Moments in Bridgeport CT. Never been to either but a buddy was telling tales of wide open brothel action for stupid cheap. Anyone know deez joints?

Posted by: windsock

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/25/16 10:00 PM

Yes I would like to learn more about these establishments as well. They are within a reasonable distance. How much $ is gagging? drunky

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/26/16 07:06 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

I hear good things about two random divey joints in the tri-state area. El Cabaret in Patterson NJ and Pleasure Moments in Bridgeport CT. Never been to either but a buddy was telling tales of wide open brothel action for stupid cheap. Anyone know deez joints?

Patterson is far for me to travel w/o being able to smoke in the joint. I'll keep an eye out for reports from there though.

Posted by: windsock

I am here to SUCK 2 really big cocks. - 11/24/16 02:03 PM

Two huge cocks. And they're gonna forecefeed 'em to me and I'm gonna like it a lot.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/24/16 05:13 PM

This isn't worth it's own thread

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/24/16 06:11 PM

It's Taylor Hill from the scene where BI fucked up her eye.
BTW Taylor Hill is a hometown girl.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/24/16 06:29 PM

I was kind of hoping it was this guy again, just to see another mugshot.

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...true#Post481796

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I'm getting better at trolling Yahoo comments section. I got em good on an article about Natalie Portman getting paid less that Kelso for some shit movie. "If she is that bad of a negotiator, she is a shame to her people." 31 comments and 367 hearts. Pretty good considering I accidentally hit POST while I was deciding between "brings shame on her people" and "is a disgrace to her people."

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/natalie-portman-says-ashton-kutcher-020700456.html

Don't let those guys in Denmark expose your troll identity.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/13/17 05:34 AM

Who are the guys in Denmark? Some Jewish group? Come on. They know the deal. Negotiating skills are a stereotype that many Jews are proud of and try to live up to.

I got one Jewish guy haggles will me all the time on shit he gets frequently, and the price hasn't changed on in over 10yrs. He always finishes with, "What, I'm a Jew. I have to try."

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/13/17 10:23 AM

Them's yankee Jews. We southern Jews don't bother with that shit. And I don't believe there are Jews in Denmark, but I appreciate you bringing it around to jew-bashing where it all starts anyway.

The Denmark reference is the season arc of South Park's last season. It's about online trolls and one plot line involves a team of guys in Denmark who develop a way to track trolls back to their real identities. It almost destroys the world, and our south park boys must stop the Danes for various reasons.

But since the South Park writers are all Jews, maybe you were right the first time after all.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/22/17 09:44 AM

I'm trying to finally learn Greek and it is making me feel very stupid. This is from the intro to a book of verbs that I bought:

"The book at hand contains a list of 333 Greek verbs which are the most commonly and frequently used. Each verb is individually conjugated in both voices (active and middle-passive) and in all its moods (indicative, subjunctive, imperative). Its infinitive and participles are also given. For all verb forms English translations or appropriate equivalents are given. Short sentences are provided to illustrate their literal meaning or a peculiar idiomatic expression which may vary considerably from the original meaning."

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/22/17 11:10 AM

Good luck with that, Steez. I tried learning Irish once, but I swear to God you need a hammer and a crowbar just to pronounce it, let alone spell it.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/22/17 05:20 PM

It pretty much hasn't stopped snowing for the last 2 days. It's piling up everywhere. When I was driving past the parkstrip earlier, I saw the softball batting cage had collapsed from the snow.

Bullshit. Who do you think buried all those folks at the ranch?

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/07/17 03:29 PM

Ghost of Jake Malone?

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/17/17 03:55 PM

New Emo Philips audio:
https://t.co/fGY23rWewP

Posted by: windsock

It has been a long time. - 02/20/17 08:18 PM

As I approach the abyss of middleage I find myself asking of myself the usual questions: What have I accomplished? have I been a positive presence in the lives of those I love? Do I have the courage of my convictions?... And so forth. And I must say that I score myself highly in all areas except for one:
The manic delight I take in seeing young women humiliated, degraded and otherwise ruining their lives in pornography. Not only does this break the pattern of my human excellence, it comes disasterously close to negating all that is good and decent in me. I cannot help it though, and I cannot deny it. The elation I feel at watching a girl violently gagging on dicks in front of a camera (and contemplation of the misery it will precipitate in her life) is operatic in intensity. It is far better than alcohol, oxycontin, marijuana, heroin, cocaine, or any other substance I have ever abused. I love it. I cannot get enough of it. And I am rotting within. drunky

Originally Posted By: J.B.

This city is pre-storm shutting down on a level I haven't seen since Sandy. Snacks & suds in the fridge; shovels ready.

I got 4pks of smokes, a pizza and a loaf of bread. As long as the power don't go out, I'll be working tomorrow and don't need to leave the house until Thursday.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/14/17 01:54 PM

Meanwhile, Pornhub says it will plow snow in Boston and New Jersey for free today

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/14/17 09:15 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Meanwhile, Pornhub says it will plow snow in Boston and New Jersey for free today

I got next to no snow. Barely covered the walk from my backdoor to shop. Didn't even bother getting my driveway plowed or shoveling the walk. Prolly all iced up now.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/15/17 03:48 AM

New pw named Snow?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/16/17 05:14 PM

Been sick as hell with stomach flu for over a week. Explosive diarrhea and bleeding hemorrhoids [real bad]. Had to go to the ER a few nights ago. Stomach is still ultra sensitive and bowels loose. Worst stomach bug I've ever had.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/16/17 05:29 PM

^ Bummer, BDM. Being food poisoned by my own Mother is what led me to work in kitchens while paying my way through school. The phrase "Never Again" took on a whole new meaning, then.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/18/17 09:30 AM

"My head hurts, my feet stink, and I DON'T love Jesus"

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/18/17 09:12 PM

RIP Chuck Berry, you old pervy bastid.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/21/17 10:09 AM

Or a Russian agent working with the GOP, for that matter.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/22/17 06:15 AM

I spent 5 hours reading about North and South Ossetia.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/22/17 08:27 AM

Would have been better off spending 1hr20min watching about Freedonia.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/22/17 08:54 AM

"Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land of the Free and Brave"

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/28/17 09:25 AM

I guess it's only the first day of the NFL draft but the lack of criticism by Jets fans is kind of weird. Are you guys just happy you aren't being run by the Bears front office?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/29/17 12:28 PM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

I guess it's only the first day of the NFL draft but the lack of criticism by Jets fans is kind of weird. Are you guys just happy you aren't being run by the Bears front office?

Only 2 spots Jets fans would be up in arms about would have been if they drafted a d-lineman or one of them reach QBs. Team is more than 1 player away with holes all over the place. Getting the best player on the board was fine.

Hopefully the Browns improved enough for the Jets to get the top pick next year and that Darnold kid is the franchise QB the Jets aint had since Namath wrecked his knees.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/01/17 04:01 AM

Too bad you won't have a chance to draft him. At the rate Cleveland is going by this time next year they will have all 32 of the first round draft picks. They actually have a fiendishly brilliant system in the works now. If they own every pick in the draft they will have to have the best draft of any of the teams in the league.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/01/17 08:45 AM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

Too bad you won't have a chance to draft him. At the rate Cleveland is going by this time next year they will have all 32 of the first round draft picks. They actually have a fiendishly brilliant system in the works now. If they own every pick in the draft they will have to have the best draft of any of the teams in the league.

Cleveland has a cornerstone left tackle and a QB with potential. That is better than what the Jet have going for them on offense.

Will be interesting to see what Cleveland does next year. Draft Darnold at #1, trade up and draft him, or trade for Cousins or Garapolo.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/05/17 09:51 PM

I'm really getting too old to be doing grind/screaming vocals. Got a massive stitch up both sides of my body. I used to be able to force all their air out of my lungs for a very long scream until I felt like I would pass out but never used to get cramps like this. It probably wasn't a good idea to record a session while in the midst of a stomach virus either. Oh well, fuck it. Punk rock \M/

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/06/17 06:08 AM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Got a massive stitch up both sides of my body.

So, you're Frankencommie now?

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/06/17 09:24 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Got a massive stitch up both sides of my body.

So, you're Frankencommie now?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Side_stitch

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/29/17 12:23 AM

I was on a phone chat line because I'm a boring fuck with no life talking to some guy who claimed to be a neo nazi that knew lots of people in Hollywood and music and porn stars and went to the Masonic lodge and all kinds of other horse shit and he supposedly prank called Ron Jeremy. then the call disconnected because I had been on too long and it said due to regulation 88 and all I could think of was 14/88 and started laughing like a loon.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/21/17 04:20 PM

OK geeks and nerds. Help. I bought a 4 meg memory stick for my Acer E15. Stuck it in and all I get is a dark screen on boot. Take it out and the thing boots fine with the factory installed memory. Fairly certain this stick is supposed to be the one for it. Much documentation online about how to install it. Tried to reseat it several times but same result. Probably missing something really simple or is the memory bad? Crucial is the company. Bought on Amazon.

Second question. Do any of you have problems on chrome with your back click taking you back two pages instead of one. Its annoying as hell.

3rd question. Android phone Note 4. I have a new incoming call screen coming up I have to get through before I reach the slider to answer the call. Takes forever to get there. How do I get rid of the fucker? I tried a new theme a ways back but uninstalled it. Don't know if thats what did it or not.

An example of the click problem is that when posting here I get the popup "your post is already being submitted" almost every time. Thats when moving forward not back.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/21/17 06:42 PM

With the click problem, that's just your thumb inadvertently hitting submit twice. I get that on Android, too. Can't help you with the rest.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/17 08:37 AM

Maybe but it seems to coincide with the back two page at a time problem. There are reports online of others with the same problem. Chrome seems to be the culprit. Maybe.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/23/17 04:45 PM

I use chrome in android, too, so maybe that's it. Not too big of a problem for me, since I do most of my posting from an actual computer, and mainly use the phone to browse/make sure no would-be kiddie porner needs an immediate banning.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/24/17 07:54 AM

Gassy Neapolitan Mastiff crowned 2017 winner of World's Ugliest Dog Contest

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/03/17 07:56 PM

Arkansas Man Accused of Sexually Assaulting Neighbors Donkeys

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/09/17 02:49 PM

Alice Cooper on Glen Campbell

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/27/17 11:31 PM

Hobby International Airport runway in Houston.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/27/17 11:40 PM

Fish swimming in streets in Houston.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/27/17 11:45 PM

Here's something you didn't have to deal with in Sandy. Floating fire ant colonies.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/27/17 11:59 PM

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/28/17 12:00 AM

Have I mentioned that forecasts are calling for 15 to 25 more inches or rain in Houston before this thing leaves.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/28/17 06:41 AM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

Have I mentioned that forecasts are calling for 15 to 25 more inches or rain in Houston before this thing leaves.

Yeah, I read they have already started to dump water from some reservoirs, in anticipation of round 2.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/28/17 04:14 PM

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 08/29/17 08:46 PM

I-10 in Winnie, Texas around 6:00 PM CDT.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/01/17 10:54 AM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/06/17 08:53 AM

LOL! One half of WFAN's horrible morning sports talk show, Boomer & Carton, was arrested by the FBI for a concert ticket ponzi scam to pay off gambling debts. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manh...ticle-1.3473530

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/06/17 11:29 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

LOL! One half of WFAN's horrible morning sports talk show, Boomer & Carton, was arrested by the FBI for a concert ticket ponzi scam to pay off gambling debts. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manh...ticle-1.3473530

Is there really any lower form of life than a sports radio show host?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/06/17 01:14 PM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

LOL! One half of WFAN's horrible morning sports talk show, Boomer & Carton, was arrested by the FBI for a concert ticket ponzi scam to pay off gambling debts. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manh...ticle-1.3473530

Is there really any lower form of life than a sports radio show host?

Politician?

Televangelist?

Cumpig?

The priest who molested you?

Professional protesters?

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/06/17 06:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

LOL! One half of WFAN's horrible morning sports talk show, Boomer & Carton, was arrested by the FBI for a concert ticket ponzi scam to pay off gambling debts. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manh...ticle-1.3473530

Is there really any lower form of life than a sports radio show host?

Politician?

Televangelist?

Cumpig?

The priest who molested you?

Professional protesters?

Cumpig would be highest on that list of respectability.

I wasn't molested by a priest, there is a high probability that I was molested by a family member as an infant and don't remember it though.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/06/17 10:22 PM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

LOL! One half of WFAN's horrible morning sports talk show, Boomer & Carton, was arrested by the FBI for a concert ticket ponzi scam to pay off gambling debts. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manh...ticle-1.3473530

Is there really any lower form of life than a sports radio show host?

Politician?

Televangelist?

Cumpig?

The priest who molested you?

Professional protesters?

Cumpig would be highest on that list of respectability.

I wasn't molested by a priest, there is a high probability that I was molested by a family member as an infant and don't remember it though.

If you think about it and smile, it was probably a dude.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/07/17 07:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

LOL! One half of WFAN's horrible morning sports talk show, Boomer & Carton, was arrested by the FBI for a concert ticket ponzi scam to pay off gambling debts. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manh...ticle-1.3473530

Is there really any lower form of life than a sports radio show host?

Politician?

Televangelist?

Cumpig?

The priest who molested you?

Professional protesters?

Cumpig would be highest on that list of respectability.

I wasn't molested by a priest, there is a high probability that I was molested by a family member as an infant and don't remember it though.

If you think about it and smile, it was probably a dude.

The family member was male and had molested his sisters (even though most of them later recanted) and he was in prison for molesting his daughter when she was very young so yes it would have been by a guy if I was abused by the same person and was too young to remember it.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/07/17 07:46 PM

Stormfront is toast!
https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2017/08/29/waning-storm-stormfrontorg-loses-its-domain

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/07/17 08:02 PM

^ Nice

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/07/17 11:11 PM

Originally Posted By: charin

Stormfront is toast!
https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2017/08/29/waning-storm-stormfrontorg-loses-its-domain

Just like porn, you gotta offshore your hate. Buy the domain overseas and host yer servers overseas.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/07/17 11:18 PM

I hear the Swiss are good at hiding Nazi shit. Give em a ring.

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/08/17 11:16 AM

WEB HOSTING PACKAGES IN VANUATU!!
Not a long-term solution as the server farm may be under water in 10 years.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 09/15/17 07:15 PM

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/02/17 07:32 PM

+1

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/03/17 05:43 AM

Tom Petty, Gregg Allman, and Chris Cornell all die this year and fucking Courtney Love is still alive. This is not a fair world we live in.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/03/17 11:43 AM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert

Tom Petty, Gregg Allman, and Chris Cornell all die this year and fucking Courtney Love is still alive. This is not a fair world we live in.

Shortly there will be 2-3 notable people dying per day w/ the explosion of the sports and entertainment industries in the past 30yrs.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/03/17 01:21 PM

Is Eddie Vedder the last man standing from the grunge singers? I think so.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/05/17 10:20 AM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/07/17 12:36 PM

I had every Bloom County book as a kid

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/14/17 08:04 PM

Bella Thorne rocks porn-covered outfit on red carpet:
http://nypost.com/2017/10/13/bella-thorn...r_share=twitter

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 10/15/17 02:50 AM

Originally Posted By: charin

Bella Thorne rocks porn-covered outfit on red carpet:
http://nypost.com/2017/10/13/bella-thorn...r_share=twitter

Oh yeah, she knows why the Weinstein sings.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/01/17 08:09 AM

Can someone explain bitcoin mining to me???? On a dumbass level. I've looked it up but can't make heads nor tails of it.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/01/17 09:35 AM

Ask PT Barnum

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/04/18 04:41 PM

Bitch let me throat fuck her for $120. I've seen her before, I think I'm just going to stick with her from now on. Cheaper better and kinkier than most of the sluts in my area and I know I won't get ripped off.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/04/18 06:17 PM

pic?

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/05/18 01:23 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

pic?

I am not going to put her on blast. She just looks like a normal woman. Her nipple tasted kind of sweet like candy flavored body lotion or something and she said she was lactating. I also had her put me in a choke hold. She cums a lot but maybe she is just trying to swell my ego. Second time I've seen her now.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/12/18 05:00 AM

Reading Gore Vidal while listening to gorenoise

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/21/18 05:36 PM

And here I thought I'd settle for a simple Irish wake. Looks like I'll be revising my will...

China Cracks Down on Funeral Strippers Hired to Entertain Mourners, Attract Larger Crowds

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/22/18 01:06 PM

My garage is being re-fitted for earthquake fitness and I am having to park on the street this week. This morning I found this little gem on my windshield. Anyone care to call this beast?

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/22/18 09:28 PM

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/22/18 09:29 PM

I just called the number and someone actually answered. I asked him to teach me the ways of beasthood and how he has an 888 number and he just kept saying -woman only bro, no homo -and hung up.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/01/18 10:56 PM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

I just called the number and someone actually answered. I asked him to teach me the ways of beasthood and how he has an 888 number and he just kept saying -woman only bro, no homo -and hung up.

LOL!

Ya know the guy is clueless when he asks for a "mentally mature" woman 26-42. Gotta go post menopausal for that, and your chance is still only 50/50.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/15/18 01:06 PM

"FIU is about building bridges and student safety. This project accomplishes our mission beautifully," -FIU President Mark B. Rosenberg.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/16/18 09:19 AM

For some reason Google replaced the Google Finance site with a page that is truly a worthless pile of shit.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 03/28/18 02:36 PM

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/02/18 08:46 PM

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/03/18 05:30 PM

^ There's something fishy going on there, for sure.

Ever wonder how much of your personal info is stored by GoogleAppleMicrosoftAmazon? Check out this lil bugger. (pun intentional)

https://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/a-guy...g-beyond-belief

google trackers

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/03/18 06:59 PM

Tracking pornhub searches ... that has me nervous.

Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/04/18 12:11 PM

Use a second browser that has no gmail account attached to it.

Originally Posted By: Bluecipher

Tracking pornhub searches ... that has me nervous.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/06/18 11:05 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

^ There's something fishy going on there, for sure.

Ever wonder how much of your personal info is stored by GoogleAppleMicrosoftAmazon? Check out this lil bugger. (pun intentional)

https://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/a-guy...g-beyond-belief

google trackers

I checked the other day. Nothing came up, said I have my location history turned off.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/27/18 07:36 PM

Note to Arby's: Gyro is pronounced "year-oh," not, "euro."

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/28/18 06:54 AM

^ Fuck that noise, it's pronounced "Jai-Ro". You know who told me so?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/28/18 04:40 PM

^Even I only pronounce it properly when I'm in Greece. "Jai-ro" is just how to say it in America.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 04/28/18 04:42 PM

People who say, "Black don't crack" haven't seen Shaq lately.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/02/18 05:49 PM

Man who has had sex with over 700 cars r...lkswagen Beetle

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/02/18 05:54 PM

I could probably hump an early 60's Riviera.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/02/18 06:25 PM

^'72

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/02/18 06:31 PM

oops, typo. Yeah, curved window, vagina lines.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/02/18 07:18 PM

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/09/18 11:02 PM

Maybe I should give up on dieting and just try to find the girdle they put Frank Thomas into for these Nugenix commercials. What do you call a man's girdle anyway, a mirdle?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/20/18 03:54 PM

I accidentally shaved my face with my dick razor.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 05/26/18 02:46 AM

Google Alexa device opps

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/...their-knowledge

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/04/18 10:36 PM

I took great pleasure voting in the CA primary and being able to cast my vote for the person in my avatar. It is a rare treat none of you may share. Nyah.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/04/18 10:50 PM

^ Please elaborate. Also, my original avatar was a local lunatic who ran for public office up here. So once again, Steezo proves The Jooze wrong.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/04/18 11:01 PM

This is almost like I'm playing a game and cheating at it. Like, did someone here once foresee the eventual arrival of a Chosen One who would bring order and balance to The Hate?

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/04/18 11:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

^ Please elaborate. Also, my original avatar was a local lunatic who ran for public office up here. So once again, Steezo proves The Jooze wrong.

But did you actually vote for him?

Sheila James Kuehl was a kid actor who played Zelda Gilroy on the old Dobie Gillis show and was also on The Beverly Hillbillies as the smart mouthed UCLA student who riles up Jethro and Miss Jane and Wally Cox.
She later became a Cali state assemblymember and then two term Senator. Now she is on the board of supervisors for the county.

She's been my avatar here since day one. (in her Zelda Gilroy nose wrinkle pose)

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 06/04/18 11:46 PM

except this is off my brain, science technology invention

he sounds like Trump.

cause odds and sods was already taken.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/16/18 04:22 AM

Originally Posted By: Willie D

Steve got fired a long time ago. Why does this thread still get pub?

Steve deleted the original "Not Worth It's Own Thread". This was the replacement.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/16/18 02:45 PM

Steve made JRV look like Smelly Monkey.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/17/18 03:00 AM

Wasted a day trying to meet a girl who had been using fake pics. It ended up being the same bitch that ripped me off before. She started saying a bunch of bullshit excuses and claimed she did not recognize me without her glasses on. I was tempted to throw my water in her face. I left before I lost my cool and ended up doing some Patrick Bateman shit.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/17/18 11:55 AM

Hey pervs. I'm still here. Just been busy. Had surgery on a ruptured triceps, been having the house remodeled, heavily involved as a fan with a small college D2 basketball program (My old school) etc... My health has sucked. COPD, arthritis and allergies has had me down. Anyway I'll try to post more often. I be lurkin
I'll post some pics of my new game room when I can. Converted my den. Had kitchen remodeled, new roof, den remodel, living room with record and CD shelfs built and earlier a compete bathroom remodel. I'm so broke I can't pay attention. It's almost like living in a new house though.
Had a dog pass, found out the other one has bladder cancer and two days ago got a little bobtail orange kitten and named him Thor.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/17/18 11:58 AM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Wasted a day trying to meet a girl who had been using fake pics. It ended up being the same bitch that ripped me off before. She started saying a bunch of bullshit excuses and claimed she did not recognize me without her glasses on. I was tempted to throw my water in her face. I left before I lost my cool and ended up doing some Patrick Bateman shit.

Bitches be the best don't they. They're so consistently evil and horrible.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/17/18 05:17 PM

I knew BDM was too tough to croak. Welcome back. Sorry to hear about the dogs.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/17/18 07:15 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Wasted a day trying to meet a girl who had been using fake pics. It ended up being the same bitch that ripped me off before. She started saying a bunch of bullshit excuses and claimed she did not recognize me without her glasses on. I was tempted to throw my water in her face. I left before I lost my cool and ended up doing some Patrick Bateman shit.

Bitches be the best don't they. They're so consistently evil and horrible.

I do not subscribe to any of the mgtow crap. I do not think men or women have any less or more capacity for evil. She is just a desperate meth head. Maybe it is a sign I should stop doing scummy shit. She is eventually going to fuck with the wrong person and end up beaten up or killed and the more I think about it the worse I feel.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/19/18 04:20 AM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Wasted a day trying to meet a girl who had been using fake pics. It ended up being the same bitch that ripped me off before. She started saying a bunch of bullshit excuses and claimed she did not recognize me without her glasses on. I was tempted to throw my water in her face. I left before I lost my cool and ended up doing some Patrick Bateman shit.

That sucks. At least all you wasted was time, and not more money.

You should make a Google Voice acct and set up another date with her, and string her along. "I'm running late, 20more minutes." "Got pulled over for speeding, give me 10 more minutes." "Have to stop for gas and rubbers, need any smokes? Be there in 10 minutes."

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/19/18 03:58 PM

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/19/18 04:01 PM

I was tempted to do something like that but it seems like a huge waste of time she uses fake pics sometimes and keeps changing her name. She already has one bad review. I think I am only going to see bitches that will come to me or that I have already seen or just save my money and jerk off. Or maybe hell will freeze over and I can get a real girlfriend.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/20/18 02:42 AM

never let em in your place, risky business. yes, that's why the movie is called that.

Posted by: charin

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/20/18 12:15 PM

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/13/19 05:54 PM

I forget, which token asshole was it again? Either way, you're probably wrong.

Bad news for our boy J B here...

https://www.chicagotribune.com/business/...oeqm-story.html

45,000 barrels of Jim Beam bourbon destroyed in Kentucky warehouse fire

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/03/19 01:22 PM

It's a National tragedy, I tell you.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/24/19 11:40 AM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

Fucked a whore. Her ass tasted like deodorant. Best part was sucking her nipples. She wanted to play my guitar. She had a 45 in her purse. We talked about the rip offs in the neighborhood. She said people mix her up with that same bitch that ripped me off because they are both Hispanic with curly hair. I feel like drinking myself to death. If Bukowski was alive today do you think he would drink 4 loko? I hope The Passenger comes out before Cormac McCarthy dies.

I had to talk a bitch into taking the box cutter out of her pocket once. Not a whore, a barter situation. Amazing what you can get out of a broad for. $80 worth of blow or 40 worth of crystal.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 07/26/19 06:36 PM

Hmmm, does (((steezo))) have some cousins in LA?

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 11/27/19 07:53 PM

Apropos of nothing in particular: Mitch Mitchell is one of the most underrated drummers of all time.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/02/20 03:13 AM

I used tree branch that blew down to fish another tree branch off my roof. I am bob fucking vila

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/07/20 07:46 PM

The Headline Says It All

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/08/20 03:51 AM

He fought the law and the law won.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/08/20 10:35 AM

Baaaadd

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/10/20 04:43 AM

Fucking OnStar.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/10/20 03:54 PM

You really stink up the joint

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/25/20 01:49 PM

A whore let me fuck her in the ass with no rubber then stick it back up her pussy for $90 but she got offended when I asked her to spit in my face and stormed out.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 01/26/20 05:19 AM

I haven't fucked a whore up her ass in almost thirty years. I am all about the pussy.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/19/20 06:13 PM

So, the TV was on in the background with local news and they were doing a story about the homeless in downtown LA. They interviewed a couple of the homeless guys and one of them turns out to be a guy from porn who I knew and would see at the bukkakies!
He was more often at BI shoots, especially the ones shot in the office (green carpet scenes, not the mustard palace)
Anyway, they used his real name and he was identified under his name as "homeless man".
I suppose this is now a "so what, you're surprised a mope is now homeless?" thing, but it is a wild coincidence.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? - 02/21/20 05:58 PM

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wxez4...-public-library

My local library unknowingly hosted a porn shoot during business hours. Ellie Eilish managed to get in a BJ, solo masturbation, and even mish to pop shot all while the library was open. It's a pretty good scene, I found it on a tube site called porntrex without too much searching. (it has been pulled off pornhub and some others)

search Ellie Eilish - Tiny Teen Sis Caught Fucking in crowded Public Library