Celebrity nudes and Perv shots

Posted by: Jerkules

Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 08:41 AM

Some of these don't deserve the HPOD thread, and I'm too lazy to find my ScarJo thread.

Lil blonde whore from Heros







Interesting story floating around about this one.

http://theblemish.com/2012/03/robert-downey-jr-confirms-blind-items-as-an-anonymous-commenter/
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 08:43 AM

Lohan's tits and gunt.





Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 02:38 PM

OMG I WANT that bag!!!!
Posted by: E.Y.Davis

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 03:04 PM


Me too. I can't wait until she hits rock bottom and starts escorting.

Wait, we are talking about the bag in the black shirt and orange pants, right?
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 03:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules


Look at dem nips! Scrumpdillyumptious!
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 03:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo
Scrumpdillyumptious!


smile
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 03:27 PM







Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 04:37 PM



she looks like washerface from boogie nights in that pic...
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 04:49 PM

Julianne Moore

@ faceblaster: The first pic, Eva Longoria?
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 04:58 PM

^^^ The image title says Jessica Biel, but at first glance I thought it was Jessica Alba. They did a scientific study that came to the conclusion that Jessica Alba has the most desirable body based on her waist to hip ratio. That study was done by scientists doing science.

Also, why does Sophia Loren have no legs in that pic?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 05:01 PM

it's biel.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 05:08 PM

Ok, I knew I recognized it from some where.

Alba, pre-kid, had the amazing feature of not having an angle on her. Everything was a curve. As a statue, she gorgeous and I'd love to fuck her, but she don't seem fun in the least.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 05:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Alba, pre-kid, had the amazing feature of not having an angle on her. Everything was a curve. As a statue, she gorgeous and I'd love to fuck her, but she don't seem fun in the least.


Even Flipper knew she had it going on. Keee-Keekee-Keekeekee!!!!

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 06:02 PM

Something major wrong wit this thread. Can't attach photo ! Who fucked it up ?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 06:05 PM

What do you mean? I see a lot of attached pics. Go to full reply not quick reply.

You drunk?
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/12/12 07:26 PM

Thats not fucking Barbara Edens Tit...!! frown
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/12 01:58 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
OMG I WANT that bag!!!!


Just put it on your Amazon whore wish list. I'm sure some perv sucker will send you one.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/12 03:12 AM

Yes, it was Biel. Here's another from the same magazine layout. I was tracking her ever since the first season of Seventh Heaven at like 15.

And here's a nice Vanessa Hudgens
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/12 04:22 AM

Many a load landed in tissues, during my youth, while thoughts of Kelly Bundy danced in my head.





All the other celeb pics on my HD I have already posted on here. I gotta pick the older folder out of another HD.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/12 10:32 AM

Isn't the Hudgens ua?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/12 11:12 AM

nope. 18
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/12 01:04 PM

Wasn't there a big fuss over ua pictures she send to the kid she was the beard for? Can't remember his name for the life of me and I'm too woozy to Google it.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/12 08:41 PM

Zac Efron. Fruity lil bastard.

I don't think they were UA. I think that is what was said to try and keep the pics from being distributed. Like Paris Hilton's parents tried to do, before they were threatened w/ a slander suit.

The Selena Gomez I saw was definitely from a time she was UA, which is why there was a black rectangle over her tits. I wish they'da just done like FOX Magazine, and put tiny Beiber heads over the nipples.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/14/12 02:06 PM

It's all over Google image search and a million different sites. It's not UA
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/25/12 09:13 AM

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/25/12 01:03 PM

nice.^

and the first pics of hudgens were ua.her wooly bear pics.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/26/12 06:16 PM

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/27/12 08:55 PM

frank that shits retarded and that bitch is fucken fat when it's all said and done.

miley clam.....

Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/27/12 10:22 PM

Maybe if someone raped her with a Justin Bieber mask she would get rid of that shit-eating grin. Slut.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/27/12 10:29 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
frank that shits retarded and that bitch is fucken fat when it's all said and done.


But it looks pretty great bouncing up an down in a text message. And I think she's "real world" hot.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/28/12 12:19 AM

i thought it was mildly amusing.





she just has some shape to her not fat.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/28/12 03:57 AM

Christina Hendricks? She's beautiful. Lovely facial structure, luminous skin, wonderful carriage, and va-va-voomish curves. Her only weakness -- a flat ass. But good grief, man, Christina gives good Bible. I'd let her sleep with a Costco box of Triscuits in my bed.

Are those her tits in the top photo? Great-looking nipples too. I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/28/12 06:36 AM

She allegedly denied to be the owner of that gear. Public relations spin-doctorism these days does not hold up anyway.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/28/12 11:01 AM

yeah theyre her tits.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/28/12 11:47 AM

Christina Hendricks is fucking rocking hot. I don't think her ass is flat. It's not like Pinky round, but it's damned curvy. She's definitely a piece of candy.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/28/12 03:13 PM

i just get this kirstie alley vibe from her. just wait and see... she's going to fucken explode.

love that show she's on though.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/28/12 03:16 PM

Pretty much all women with big, natural boobs explode in weight later in life.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/28/12 03:26 PM

That's why they make more of them every day. Just don't marry one and you'll be fine.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/28/12 07:30 PM

i'm not trying to dump on you guys...if you think she's hot and like her tits thats fucken great with me.
i just noticed her below the knee look here though. it's possible to have cottage cheese on your shins?.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/28/12 07:33 PM

^^^ ummm... digital artifact due to pixelation from over-compression of the original source image...Cough!
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/28/12 11:25 PM

Some amazingly pervy stuff in this collection on Retronaut.co including a ton of celebrity teasers from the 50's and 60's. Count the Star Trek guest bitches. Girlie Mags
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/29/12 05:18 AM

Glad to see someone reads my shitty posts and is enjoying Retronaut.
Posted by: nassim

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/08/12 06:38 PM

Saw another trailer for Prometheus at the movies this weekend. What better way to bump this thread then with some pics of Sigourney Weaver from Alien?



Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/08/12 06:42 PM

I don't know what that is. Is it an Aliens prequel or something?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/08/12 06:59 PM

Yes it is and the Weaver whore does nothing for me, not even a twitch.
Posted by: nassim

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/08/12 07:34 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Yes it is and the Weaver whore does nothing for me, not even a twitch.


Usually I like ass cleavage that I can bury my face in, but Weaver's butt is an exception to that rule.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/12/12 09:35 AM

Please. I can take a pic of my knees shoved together and come up with a better ass than that.
Posted by: butterman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/12/12 08:25 PM

This is exactly what will happen if we allow gays to marry!!

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Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/13/12 12:04 PM

dolphins will fondle a nubile teen spic?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/16/12 01:24 PM

More Cyrus Whore. She seems intent on teasing at every turn. I think she is a good bet for the first celebrity asshole slip. Hopefully she does it soon, while it is still pink and tender.



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/16/12 01:46 PM

Couple more, no skin, tight dress.





Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/16/12 02:21 PM

Is it legal to have that Cunt shot of Miley on my computer...???? blush
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/16/12 04:13 PM

why not? She's well over 18
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/17/12 06:10 AM

What's the story on the redhead about to cry in the background?
Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/12 08:11 AM

I was just about to say something about the unusually overwhelming amount of disdainful/angry faces spread out over everybody behind and around her.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/12 10:16 AM

the one with the sunglasses on her head has that hate in her eyes.the gay limpwrist guy looks like he smelled a fart.the guy in the white shirt hasnt seen a tit yet.the girl with the black thing in her hand is sad the new twilight movie wont be out for awhile and she hasnt found someone like jacob or edward yet.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/21/12 05:51 PM

Miley side boob.



Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/21/12 07:24 PM

Someday Daddy will love her again.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/21/12 08:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules





Gian Jergens is a better qualified expert than I, but when you see a pattern-matched shirt where the fabric is assembled with such care you know she paid a hell of a lot for what might look like just a t-shirt.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes SPECIAL POST FOR NOODLER - 05/23/12 06:44 PM

Chloe Sevigny









Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes SPECIAL POST FOR NOODLER - 05/23/12 07:04 PM

Aww man, that was just wrong.

Should start a "when you see it" thread.
Posted by: nassim

Re: Celebrity nudes SPECIAL POST FOR NOODLER - 05/23/12 07:14 PM

Wrong, but still very funny.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes SPECIAL POST FOR NOODLER - 05/24/12 10:31 PM

Talk about wrong, Sarah Silverman/Michele Williams full frontal shower scene.



the wrong is in the video

http://www.recapped.com/sarah-silverman-and-michelle-williams-in-take-this-waltz
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Celebrity nudes SPECIAL POST FOR NOODLER - 05/25/12 01:41 AM

Link's not working for me Jerk. Good to see they're sporting bush though. Heard about this, Michelle drops her knickers on film all the time but I've wanted to see Silverman au naturel for a while.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/25/12 01:51 AM

Just worked for me, but that could be a cache thing. Try this They have 3 scenes up now.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/25/12 05:08 AM

i was expecting more bush from sarah silverman.seems pretty well maintained.i guess i can make the most of situations because at least the old broad on the far left of the opposite side had some decent tits.id imagine thats what ava addams tits will look like when shes older.







Posted by: cqd

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/25/12 09:40 AM

Note Sarah Silverman on the right. And yes, I am well aware it's been posted. But nobody has posted this particular pic.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/25/12 10:32 AM

Michelle Williams has been in Hollywood for years now, and I think the 4 words she said in that scene are the only ones I have ever heard from her.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/25/12 12:30 PM

Chick in the middle kinda' looks like Larry Fine.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/25/12 01:30 PM

She's a victim of circumstance.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/25/12 03:20 PM

Watch "My Week With Marilyn" to find out about Michelle Williams
Posted by: JasonH

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/25/12 05:25 PM

What's the fascination with Michelle Williams? She's about as plain and shapeless as they get. All of those bitches are wearing merkins.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/25/12 05:30 PM

silvermans actually done interviews saying she goes full bush and just shaves the undercarriage.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/25/12 06:07 PM

She also says she shaved too much the morning of that scene, trying to even it out.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/25/12 06:21 PM

ah that explains it.i think thats how she should keep it.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/25/12 07:03 PM

i've posted this before but this is sarah at her best... i'd almost fuck her here...



no surprise about her grooming habits though...
Posted by: JasonH

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/26/12 02:07 AM

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
silvermans actually done interviews saying she goes full bush and just shaves the undercarriage.
On her you're correct. I just looked again. But the other two are sporting merkins.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/26/12 03:25 AM

I think I saw the Sporting Merkins once, maybe opening for The Pogues?
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/26/12 05:59 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz
Chick in the middle kinda' looks like Larry Fine.


That's probably the closest anyone has ever come to describing her as fine.
Posted by: abdar nitangae

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/01/12 06:12 PM

I love Girls!



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/02/12 01:37 AM

You suck as bad as that show.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/02/12 12:23 PM

he sucks more than those tits.
Posted by: abdar nitangae

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/02/12 03:08 PM

Chloe Sevigny



Does anyone have nude pictures of Janeane Garofalo?
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/02/12 03:35 PM

Hard at work.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/02/12 04:07 PM

I've wanted to date rape Chloe ever since Kids. Any bitch gonna drink my 40oz and smoke my weed, gunna get fucked, conscious or not.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/02/12 07:02 PM

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/02/12 10:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I've wanted to date rape Chloe ever since Kids. Any bitch gonna drink my 40oz and smoke my weed, gunna get fucked, conscious or not.


Shouldn't be hard to get her to at least blow you.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/02/12 10:53 PM

I seen that dude. I don't think I'm scuzzy enough for her.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/03/12 12:13 AM

well he did pay her to be in the movie.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/03/12 02:48 AM

^^ more than Reagan Senter ever did ^^
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/05/12 11:41 AM

I don't think this is that new, I found int while attempting to google something else, but Brittney Spears pokies.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/05/12 12:08 PM

i like julie bowens better^.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/05/12 08:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I don't think this is that new, I found int while attempting to google something else, but Brittney Spears pokies.



That left one looks off somehow
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/10/12 11:55 PM

I'm assuming most already saw Madonna whip her tit out in Istanbul.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/10/12 11:58 PM

tease,shouldve pulled it out more.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/11/12 12:01 AM

Like we haven't all already seent her tits back when they were young and fresh. At least she shaved her pits for this one.

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/12/12 06:12 PM

I just heard about this on Tosh, not sure if anyone posted it in another thread but if this is real but Olivia Munn appears to be a freak grin

Olivia Munn
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/12/12 06:14 PM

I've seen new snookie nudes. I'm not posting them.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/12/12 07:44 PM

I might have posted the Munn ones.

You see the censored Snooki nudes, or have uncensored ones hit the web?
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/14/12 01:41 PM





Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/14/12 07:12 PM

She's so fucking hot !
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/15/12 09:08 AM



the woman in the white is thinking"god i wish i was her."
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/18/12 10:59 AM

6'3" Brianne of Tarth

Posted by: nassim

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/18/12 02:29 PM

More Gwendoline Christie

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/18/12 02:51 PM



double l
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/18/12 03:16 PM

I'ma go against my usual line of thinking and say the Game of Thrones broad should go ahead and get some bolt ons. She way to big and tall to be rocking A's.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/18/12 04:18 PM

good call...otherwise she's got a decent body and seems pretty well proportioned.

you'd need a real cawk on ya to fully throat fuck that whore though wouldn't ya?.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/18/12 05:35 PM









saw her on aots today.looking good in green.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/18/12 05:55 PM

Lil' Winnie Cooper all grown up.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/18/12 06:12 PM

I rate her damn near Katy Perry...a solid 5.5 to 6.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/18/12 07:25 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

you'd need a real cawk on ya to fully throat fuck that whore though wouldn't ya?.


Rules me out, but I'd be down for a grapple fuck on the broad.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/18/12 08:52 PM

Lou needs to be reminded why True Blood is worth watching.





Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/18/12 10:55 PM

Originally Posted By: nassim
More Gwendoline Christie



http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/sund...and-854953.html

'When my boyfriend saw the photos, he was horrified. He didn't speak to me for two days'
Posted by: GunkersGirlfriend

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/19/12 12:06 AM

I'm really surprised nobody's posted the Esquire pics of Daniela Ruah (NCIS:LA). I always thought she was pretty, but when I saw these pics... DAMN!!! applaud








Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/19/12 05:35 AM

Quote:
I'm really surprised nobody's posted the Esquire pics of Daniela Ruah (NCIS:LA). I always thought she was pretty, but when I saw these pics... DAMN!!!


They had some episode of that show (I don't watch it, because it's terrible) where she waltzed up to some dude in a miniskirt and heels and it was astonishing. Almost made me want to see more of NCIS:LA. But then the rest of the show, as I mentioned, was irredeemibly horrible. I remain curious whether her knockers are real, but that last photo, above, indicates they are. Still won't tune into NCIS:LA again. It's really tedious.

Plus, there is no need for any NCIS office in Los Angeles anyway, much less a secret stylish hive of 'em. No Navy in LA. Trust the Admiral on this one.

It is a good argument for Federal budget cuts, though. If the Naval Criminal Investigative Service has set up such a large and fabulously decorated office in a town where there's no Navy, pays its agents so extravagantly that they're all so well-dressed, and women who look like Daniella Ruah work there instead of the wretched monsters that fill most of the other jobs in the Federal government, they are spending too much goddamn money.

Back to the topic: Are there more pics of this Daniella available? In her interview, did she mention whether she likes it up the butt?
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/19/12 06:28 AM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
I rate her damn near Katy Perry...a solid 5.5 to 6.
this is what she gives most guys,myself included.
Posted by: GunkersGirlfriend

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/20/12 12:27 AM

Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
They had some episode of that show (I don't watch it, because it's terrible) where she waltzed up to some dude in a miniskirt and heels and it was astonishing. Almost made me want to see more of NCIS:LA. But then the rest of the show, as I mentioned, was irredeemibly horrible. I remain curious whether her knockers are real, but that last photo, above, indicates they are. Still won't tune into NCIS:LA again. It's really tedious.

Back to the topic: Are there more pics of this Daniella available? In her interview, did she mention whether she likes it up the butt?


Admiral - I know what you mean about the show, but I'm a sucker for LL Cool J, so I watch it. Plus, Daniela and her on-screen partner have some smoking chemistry!! As for pictures, here's one I missed from the Esquire shoot, and another from her Maxim spread:





No word on whether she likes the backdoor action or not, though...
Posted by: GunkersGirlfriend

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/20/12 12:30 AM


You continue to up the avatar game, frankie!! Well done!! ::
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/20/12 07:48 AM

Originally Posted By: GunkersGirlfriend

You continue to up the avatar game, frankie!! Well done!! ::

cool likewise.
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/20/12 10:16 AM

Anne Hathaway is mucho fap-able!









Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/20/12 10:19 AM

Yep. She a sucker for a line of BS, too. I think her ex is about to get out of jail.
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/20/12 10:34 AM

Do you guys know who Elisabeth Rohm is?
She was on Law & Order for a while.
She made this flick that bordered on soft porn called
The Kreutzer Sonata in 2008 that shows her naked and getting fucked in almost every scene.
Here's a taste.









Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/20/12 11:53 AM

nasty.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/20/12 01:22 PM

glad i missed it.let me know when the one from svu does a similar movie.mariska hargitay.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/20/12 01:39 PM

I liked the big nosed ADA broad from SVU. I'll got root a pic.

Got one.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/20/12 05:17 PM





















kate upton by terry richardson.i dont know if this guys still a chub only shooting on auto.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/20/12 05:30 PM







forgot this whores name but shes either the sister or one of those rich kid celeb home break in kids that had a reality show for a season.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/23/12 09:31 PM







more upton


and some french tittie for your wee wee


monica belluci cool

mimi rogers ::
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/24/12 12:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I might have posted the Munn ones.

You see the censored Snooki nudes, or have uncensored ones hit the web?


Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/25/12 08:17 AM

Those 70's Tits

Laura Prepon screen capped from a bootleg of some shit movie.



Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/25/12 04:54 PM

I met Laura Prepon at a bar about a year or so ago. Very friendly. I wouldn't be able to get past the Scientology bullshit, but seems to be a nice person.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/29/12 08:33 AM

Old ass Sharon Stone still using them tits to get attention.



Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/29/12 10:44 AM

mission accomplished.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/30/12 06:53 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I might have posted the Munn ones.

You see the censored Snooki nudes, or have uncensored ones hit the web?





Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/06/12 06:27 PM

Brittney Spears, looks better than I thought she would, unless that kid is holding up her gut.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/06/12 06:53 PM

damn... that's for real?. Brits lookin fucken good.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/27/12 07:50 AM

Audrina Patridge nude topless









I think this one is my fave
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/27/12 08:12 AM

Why do they put that fucking watermark in the middle of the pic ? Fucking assholes !
Posted by: clown wanks

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/27/12 11:09 PM

I think Britney still has some untapped potential. I'd like to see this whore back at the top of her game.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/28/12 04:53 AM

I'd like to see her do a pilled up dp, maybe get pressure tested while wearing her Oops I Did It Again outfit.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/28/12 11:24 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I'd like to see her do a pilled up dp, maybe get pressure tested while wearing her Oops I Did It Again outfit.
you could probably catch her doing this any given weekend.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/28/12 11:47 AM

Love the Oops outfit. She's still a tasty little morsel of crazy.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/07/12 02:46 PM

Former Victoria Secret model Miranda Kerr













Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/14/12 09:51 AM



more audrina and her fakies.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/15/12 03:24 PM

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/22/12 07:51 PM



Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/22/12 09:13 PM

Hudgins (sp?) is a serious actress now. Cyrus is just a dumb whore. With as beautiful soul. I'm sure she'll be a wonderful mother to the black baby she drowns in the toilet.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/22/12 09:22 PM

Ain't no brothers getting in that one. No way.
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/23/12 10:13 AM

Modern Bond Girl and Dark Shadows star Eva Green. Pics from softcore/mainstream flick– The Dreamers



Posted by: have2cit

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/26/12 02:35 PM



Jennifer Anniston pokies.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/26/12 08:41 PM

Originally Posted By: VW/Velvet
Modern Bond Girl and Dark Shadows star Eva Green. Pics from softcore/mainstream flick– The Dreamers





Kinda got to wonder if she got fucked for real in that one.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/26/12 08:47 PM

She actually is beautiful, but no way she is getting dicked for anything filmed.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/26/12 10:28 PM


freckle tits



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/27/12 09:00 AM

Brooke Hogan

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/28/12 01:54 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Brooke Hogan





Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/01/12 08:47 AM

Another Brittney bikini pic.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/01/12 08:48 AM

Ha ha ha

Ray Liotta copping a feel on Winona Ryder



She's cool with it, he must have hooked her up w/ some xanies.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/01/12 08:59 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Brooke Hogan



If the reality TV circus presentation is meant to be believed, some unlucky photographer is getting the big boot and a weak-ass leg drop after what will be weeks of hulking up.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/01/12 11:19 AM

I figured Hollywood took the pic, then went to rub one out on her ass.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/01/12 11:29 AM

That's funny. I was going to make a joke about Hogan dropping the leg on the entire state of California, then I got the joke.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/01/12 03:23 PM

I'm sure it makes me a bad person, but I think Brooke is hot as fuck. I imagine with the Hulkster's financial difficulties of late, plus her lack of ability to do anything, that there's a 50-50 chance of her porning.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/01/12 07:00 PM

Of course you are bad. Her chin is a bit pronounced, but whatever; porn had worse.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/02/12 12:55 AM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Originally Posted By: VW/Velvet
Modern Bond Girl and Dark Shadows star Eva Green. Pics from softcore/mainstream flick– The Dreamers





Kinda got to wonder if she got fucked for real in that one.

ive had this dvd for years and havent watched it yet.i gotta get on that.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/04/12 08:22 AM

Many threads these coulda gone in, this one needs the content.



Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/04/12 02:07 PM

excellent post^.id like to imagine that since her and chelsea handler are such great friends theyve probably dyked out and had threesomes before.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/04/12 03:32 PM

Or the very least looked at each others boom booms.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/04/12 04:22 PM

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/04/12 06:43 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Or the very least looked at each others boom booms.
or even better rubbed them together.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/04/12 08:03 PM

Everything was gravy from my low starting point.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/09/12 12:24 AM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/13/12 10:32 PM

Cross eyed bim from News Room "accidentally" tweeted a topless pic and quickly deleted it.




Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/14/12 12:10 AM

She's gross and her show is gross.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/14/12 12:50 AM

Seconded. But she is a celebrity.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/14/12 01:16 AM

in that pic she looks like gauge caught in an awkward moment sans fake tits(iirc).
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/14/12 01:31 AM

She really does. Great eye!
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/14/12 01:50 AM

I have watched every episode of The Newsroom, out of morbid curiosity. I download episodes from BitTorrent and watch them in the airport and in hotel rooms when my cock has been beaten into submission.

Even including Jackass and Punk'd, I cannot recall a single hour of television more chockablock with people who deserve a swift kick in the teeth than The Newsroom. The only mildly sympathetic character on the show is Maggie's big-tits roommate Lisa, who doesn't grate because she's not a Master of the Universe like every other goddamn Sorkin character. Lisa works in a clothing shop, is nice to people, and is not prone to big speeches about Values.



Pictured: Maggie's big-tits roommate Lisa. Sorry I couldn't find an image of the tits.

The rest of 'em, Olivia Munn included, I wouldn't mind if they were swallowed up by a sinkhole. But Maggie and Jim must go first.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/14/12 05:15 AM

Emma Watson had a wardrobe malfunction earlier this week.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/14/12 10:39 AM

Kate Middleton has so grainy topless paparazzi pics from a French tabloid out there. Egotastic is running way to slow and shitty from the traffic overload, so I'll post the rest later. This is all I have for now.



I like this one where Willy is spraying her ass w/ SPF 100 to keep her a nice shade of British pale.





Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/14/12 11:19 AM

It's Europe, for fuck's sake. I understand the Royals have filed suit agaainst the site that broke these.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/15/12 01:14 PM

Not anymore than you would see on any French nude beach. You have to wonder where their security was though.
Posted by: geek

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/15/12 03:19 PM

So that is why the muslims are rioting? I kinda agree. His tits are as big as hers. Kind of a let down, actually.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/15/12 06:22 PM

I read that where she was photographed was next to a road. The problem with security is that sometimes the principals are idiots.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/15/12 06:41 PM

They got pics of them fucking that haven't been released.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/20/12 03:08 PM






[img]http://theoriginalgreenwichdiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/heidi-klum.bmp[/img]




she was definitely fuller in the pics from her book that came out a few years ago.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/22/12 01:30 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
OMG I WANT that bag!!!!
YESSSSSS
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/24/12 12:07 PM

THESE ARE NOT A PLEASANT PHOTOS. ALSO, THANK GOD THEY AREN'T NUDE SHOTS.

KATHY GRIFFIN WITHOUT MAKEUP:



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/24/12 12:13 PM

Good thin you said something. I'da figured Carrot Top was off the juice and out of the closet.

Kathy gets my vote to be labeled the Ginger Joker. I have no clue which would get my vote for Most Unfunny Ginger, both are pretty terrible.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/24/12 12:58 PM

Sofia Vergara butt cheek pix via LIB.





Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/24/12 01:01 PM

masturbanana
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/24/12 01:04 PM





A face only a shovel could love.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/24/12 03:14 PM

...and improve.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/07/12 01:22 AM

Hulk Hogan's sex tape partner.

















Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/07/12 01:23 AM





Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/07/12 01:30 AM

*basques*

great shit.masturbanana
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/28/12 02:02 AM

kate beckinsale
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/12 05:01 PM

ScarJo got a Donkey Punch target tattooed on her ribs. Kinky lil bitch marked the sweet spot for us. Mmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/12 05:43 PM

I never understood all the hype she got. amber heard is hotter and bisexual.

I do like the tatt though... It brings her down to the bleached blonde level she should be at and makes her a little trashy.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/12 07:12 PM

I think Woody Allen jerking off to her while his slope pegs him was enough of a validation of her career. I have only heard her speak in Iron Man 2, and never thought that much of her until her nude pics leaked.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/14/12 11:14 AM

Helen Hunt full frontal screen caps from new movie. 20 years too late in my opinion. Even her cunt is lookin saggy.







Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/14/12 02:12 PM

Nicely trimmed, tho.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/14/12 04:03 PM

I'm sure rear view on all fours, knees spread, it looks alright.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/15/12 09:47 AM

Is that the Annie Parker movie ?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/15/12 11:05 AM

It is about a polio guy that hires a "sex surrogate".
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/15/12 12:23 PM

Thanks -got it.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/15/12 12:44 PM

No problem.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 07:12 AM

EVERY GAME OF THRONES SCENE WITH SEX AND NUDITY IN ONE 16 MINUTE VIDEO.

Thank you Huffington Post.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/17/game-of-thrones-sex-scene_n_1601883.html?utm_hp_ref=snl
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 07:18 AM

Well, this eliminates my only other need to get HBO. Thank you. :Fap, Fap, Fap:
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 08:01 AM

The Show girl that died in the Babette's explosion a couple weeks ago on Boardwalk Empire might be worth a subscription.

If you know someone with Cablevision and HBO, you can use their log in info to download either the Optimum App or HBO GO. You can put the Optimum App on up to 6 devices, though only 2 can be used at the same time. HBO GO, I don't think there is a limit, and is available to just about anyone that has HBO (cablevison, Fios, Direct TV, DISH, whatever the fuck AT&T calls their cable service, ComCast, etc)
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 08:24 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
...Boardwalk Empire...



Now there you go reminding me of why I really should just bite the bullet and get it. And why it would be futile trying to share the connection.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 09:56 AM

If you can get a log in and password for HBO Go, all you need is a wifi connection. With that you get the COMPLETE HBO library. Wanna watch season 3 episode 6 of the Sopranos, its there. Last week's Treme, it's in there. I used my sister's email and PW prior to Cablevision offering HBO GO, when they were debuting episodes early on the app.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 10:01 AM

Problem is, after years of arguing (largely here, on Jeff's behalf) about copyright, I feel, well, wrong about this. I'll bite the bullet and add it, I suppose. I'm not going to take from actual creators.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 10:53 AM

Fuck that. It would be the same as someone lending you the DVD set of a season of a show or stopping by someone's house to watch your favorite team, because they have the NFL Ticket on Direct TV. It aint like it is a tube site, it is HBO offering a product. The only people you would be screwing are the cable companies.

I am sure Cablevision took so long to offer HBO GO because they were worried about HBO On Demand subscriptions dying off. The On Demand channel carries maybe 1% the amount of content that HBO GO has.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 11:17 AM

Meh. Look, If I'm going to argue for the workers in other threads when they're right (and they largely are) I oughta say the same when the corporates are, as well. Especially where, as here, they actually represent someone's creative property, for once.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 12:07 PM

Nyg, please. There's no link between what's said here and reality. Boardwalk is pretty good.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 01:29 PM

Boardwalk and Gretchen Mol are both good.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 01:34 PM

I know a girl with nicer tits but nipples like that. They are quite a distraction.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 02:31 PM

The incest angle she was in should remind you two hillbillies of home laugh
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 02:47 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman



Okay, now I am getting the HBO, come hell or high water.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 02:51 PM

jb... there's so much of her tits in that show that it almost gets boring. yeah..it's that good.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 02:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
The incest angle she was in should remind you two hillbillies of home laugh


Too little too late Jerk. Your time to jump in and float your boys boat has passed. His ship sailed...and sank.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 03:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
His ship sailed...and sank.



sea bond time is it?.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 03:31 PM

Seriously, if my mom was that skanky, I'd be more trainwreck than I is.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 03:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Nyg, please. There's no link between what's said here and reality.



You know ima hold you to that, right?
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 05:05 PM

I wouldn't have it any other way. In a non realistic way.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 05:28 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
The incest angle she was in should remind you two hillbillies of home laugh


Too little too late Jerk. Your time to jump in and float your boys boat has passed. His ship sailed...and sank.


Don't get yer britches in a bunch, Grampons. I'm winging a light hearted shot, not commencing an assault.

Atlantic City is below NJ's Mason Dixon line (I-195) so incest is acceptable there. Our Pinelands are littered with just as many cuzinfuckers as they are dead bodies.

Side note: About 10 years ago they caught a guy that killed his ex girlfriend, because he went back to where he dumped her body a couple days before, so he could fuck it again. Hotel Pine-lifornia, you can check in nut you can't check out.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 06:42 PM

Bundy said that going back and, um, interacting with the bodies was the one thing sexual serial killers were ashamed to talk about.

Woohoo for useless information.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 06:49 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Bundy said that going back and, um, interacting with the bodies was the one thing sexual serial killers were ashamed to talk about.


Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
As for McVeigh, he was out far enough the Nazis didn't want him. It's a myth that WP/ militia/ Nazis are sitting around waiting for marching orders from Limbaugh and Gutfeld. I got to know quite a few of them in my FFL days. Limbaugh and Savage/ Beck/ whoever are all part of the System.



Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Woohoo for useless information.




Let's hope you don't start putting it to "use."
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 08:16 PM

I doubt you'd be relevant to my interests. Don't worry. Someone out there will think you're pretty.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/12 08:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I doubt you'd be relevant to my interests.



It's good to have a pulse.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/19/12 12:44 PM

Plus you being a dude and all.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/25/12 09:34 AM

This site is a veritable treasure trove of celebrity bude pics and clips. Much of the content has already been posted here, and I don't believe there is a way to embed the videos (we really should have an easy way to post worldstarhiphop vids) so I'm just going to link it.

http://ultracelebs.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/12/12 12:15 PM

Anne Hathaway's bush





Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/12/12 01:20 PM

bahh..i came here to post those shots.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/12/12 01:44 PM

How far out are we from a celebri-whore from having asshole slips to generate publicity? Is it like a year or 2 or we gotta wait for the next generation of sluts?
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/12/12 01:47 PM

That's some skugly legwear. She's all braced up like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/12/12 06:19 PM

I didn't really notice her shoes...
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/12/12 07:06 PM

masturbanana

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/13/12 12:51 AM

The shit she has on her legs. They look like the kind of braces the kid in school with the forearm crutches wears.

It bums me that celebs never have hard floors. Everything else in the ensemble is correct to the inth degree, but they just won't shave that box.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/13/12 01:08 PM

Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/15/12 08:55 AM

I think these celebriwhores have a secret exhibitionist thing going on. I expect this kind of shit from Lohan or Spears, but isn't Hathaway some kind of A-list broad with talent? You'd think someone with that kind of exposure and current opportunity would just wear some goddamn underwear.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/17/12 10:15 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/hollywood-hacker-sentenced-10-years-prison-211959427.html

This depraved bastard is doing 10 years for sharing many of the pics in this thread w/ the world. Thanks dude.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/18/12 11:11 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
http://news.yahoo.com/hollywood-hacker-sentenced-10-years-prison-211959427.html

This depraved bastard is doing 10 years for sharing many of the pics in this thread w/ the world. Thanks dude.


This is the worst sentence I have ever heard, 10 fucking years for that. What did Don King get for a curb stomp? Really our justice system leaves a lot to be desired.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/18/12 11:20 AM

High profile victims = sentence given as a deterrent to others rather than fitting the crime.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/18/12 07:01 PM

don king curbed someone?when was that?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/18/12 07:15 PM

1950's-60's??? When he was a bookie?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/18/12 08:17 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

This depraved bastard is doing 10 years for sharing many of the pics in this thread w/ the world. Thanks dude.


And now Instagram is going to swipe all the celebrity pics on their site and sell them to the highest bidder. Ain't science neat?
Posted by: butterman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/19/12 08:48 AM

[quote=have2cit]




Don't laugh- she got a gold medal in the special olympics this year. She ran out the celebrity meter in under 14 minutes
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/19/12 09:28 AM

looks like carrot top there.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/19/12 01:26 PM

Weird. I posted that same pic a while back and someone posted the same response as Figgs. Deja Vu.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/20/12 02:37 AM

/ of internet

Last person out turn off the lights.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/02/13 07:31 PM

I don't remember these Rhianna pics, so I'll post em.





Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/03/13 04:52 PM

She should just show us her asshole and be done with it.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/03/13 05:34 PM

She is whore enough to do it probably. She has one of her gay back up dancers eat her box backstage of concerts, and when a fan asked if he to touch her boob, she told him to go ahead an give a squeeze. There are also rumors of crazy strip club adventures.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/03/13 08:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
She should just show us her asshole and be done with it.


Everyone's seen Chris Brown already.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/03/13 08:31 PM

So where you been JB? I've been in a holiday and bowl haze...but the bowls I refer to are football games.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/03/13 08:56 PM

^^Yeah, I just can't get into the college games, anymore. I've been trying to establish some RL order in chaotic places, with somewhat better results than I'd expected.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/04/13 09:05 AM

I forget if this was posted before.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/04/13 08:36 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
^^Yeah, I just can't get into the college games, anymore.


Well you should check out this hit anyways:

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/04/13 08:47 PM

It's the palming of the fumbled ball and runback that makes that almost the perfect defensive football play.

If you want to see beautiful prose written about that singular play, click this link.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/04/13 09:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo
Originally Posted By: J.B.
^^Yeah, I just can't get into the college games, anymore.


Well you should check out this hit anyways:

thats like when someone gets hit by a car and their shoes fly off.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/05/13 08:37 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I forget if this was posted before.




Is that the Food Network idiot with the oversized mouf, perky breastesses, beady eyes, and gay husband?
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/05/13 11:13 AM

I thought it was Natalie Portman but you may be right.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/05/13 11:23 AM

I made the same mistake at first Jig. She is like a slutty Portman doppleganger.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/05/13 12:43 PM

I thought it was Portman too.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/05/13 02:01 PM

id rather fuck giada than portman.even though portman has a prettier face.

googled julie bowens hard nipples(she has em pierced as you can tell on every ep of modern family) and found 51 year old nancy delolio





saw the whistle blower with rachel weisz featuring monica belluci(whos getting those upper lip wrinkle things) and shes as sexy as ever.



close up



ellen von unwerth+black and white highspeed pics of monica bellucis tits=win
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/05/13 02:35 PM

Is the Dibolio broad anyone? She's smoking hot.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/05/13 02:59 PM

an actress or high class call girl most likely.id like to paint her with my cum.
Posted by: nassim

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/04/13 04:23 PM

Ke$ha


Heidi Montag


Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/04/13 06:50 PM

She should be prosecuted for giving the flag herpes and hepatitus. Descrecration, tough guys. That's what she's doing.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/09/13 09:34 PM







Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/09/13 10:37 PM

looks way too dykey^.but id still fuck her of course.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/10/13 08:29 AM

Such an adorable Beaner Baby. Makes her even hotter that she was allegedly high on Extacy during a golden Globes after party.







Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/10/13 10:40 AM

very delectable indeed.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/10/13 05:13 PM

Who's the whore with Cyrus.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/10/13 05:14 PM

Either Katy Perry or a Katy Perry impersonator.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/10/13 06:02 PM

I just noticed the colored fella in the nagger hatin hat.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/11/13 01:00 AM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/11/13 01:28 PM

Katy Perry in her Grammy dress





Here is Vaginefeld's reaction.




Standing next to Adele makes her look less gunty than when she stood next to Miley




Here is a comparison between her and a flat chested Asian in it

Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/11/13 02:46 PM

Looks like Jayden Jaymes on the rocks.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/12/13 04:41 PM



canadian import model danni riel shows her tits by mistake in a youtube video.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/12/13 06:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Katy Perry in her Grammy dress



Standing next to Adele makes her look less gunty than when she stood next to Miley






Rolling in the Drapes
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/12/13 10:51 PM

adele is getting chunky again isnt she?how did she lose all that weight(which she is clrearly gaining back now)?did she have surgery?
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/13/13 01:25 PM

Katy Perry is cute as fuck.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/15/13 11:38 PM





Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/16/13 07:20 AM

She is certainly hot, but she just seems like she gonna beef out hard at 30.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/16/13 07:28 AM

There's some onset of Alexis Texas showing, yes, yes.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/16/13 07:43 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules





She's looking more and more like mid-90's Billy Ray every day.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/17/13 01:18 PM


one of those mtv teen moms(legal now)with her bolt ons.


audrina and hers




camel time

tets

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/18/13 08:33 PM



nicki minaj and those darque cheeks.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/02/13 07:56 PM

Bynes is having a strong melt via the Twitter. Second pic, blow it up and you can catch a nipple.





These were tweeted yesterday, I think. I think she's going to Major League us until a starfish reveal on Memorial Day. Atleast that is what I'm hoping for.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/02/13 08:11 PM

sooo good. this is a straight pill addiction, yes?.

and starfish is the next reasonable step for the celeb-whore that wants to one up the lohan, p-hilton, or britney clam flash.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/02/13 09:13 PM

No, rumor is it is straight crazy.

She would go to the same hair salon every day. One day she yelled at the chick doing her hair, and she did her own bleaching, fucking up her hair, causing the need for wigs.

Another story has her getting kicked out of her gym for smoking pot in the locker room.

She is also said to have been found sitting on the floor of her building's laundry room, pantsless and smoking pot.

There are a mess of other stories out there.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/02/13 09:28 PM

I'm sure it is straight crazy at this point but its prescription strength nuts she's rockin. pot and booze put a fine point to the antics but just like every other Hollywood whack-job she's pharmaceutically enhanced and operating at levels far beyond therapist level.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/02/13 10:02 PM

There was something with Amanda's publicist tweeting that he called the cops to check on her last night or something, he didn't know her address, Jenny McCarthy joined in and said Amanda needs help, then Amanda fans started sending rape and murder threats to McCarthy.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/02/13 10:21 PM

She's wacked out, and she ostracizes anyone that tells her she needs help. That is why she has no friends or handlers and why she uses Twitter to get her attention fix.

At least she was smart enough to move to NYC, where she won't need a car. I think she has been spotted arguing w/ cabbies. Couple weeks ago she was spotted wearing a red wig and hanging out at a strip club.

Those are some MASSIVE natural udders she has. Lil tall for me though at 5'8.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/03/13 02:49 AM

If I still had a dead pool I would place her and Lil Wayne in the top 10.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/17/13 03:26 PM

Bynes? Amanda Bynes? The kid star?
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/17/13 09:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Bynes? Amanda Bynes? The kid star?


Same one. Career over, pill addiction, some bi- polar thrown in. Who'd a' thunk it?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/18/13 02:40 AM

Future Dana Hayes
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/18/13 06:18 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Bynes? Amanda Bynes? The kid star?


Same one. Career over, pill addiction, some bi- polar thrown in. Who'd a' thunk it?


She and I have bi-polar in common. Oddly, I don't do drugs.


That's pretty sad. She was always cute. Never noticed the massive jugs somehow.

I'm trying to think of the last thing I've seen her in ... likely Hairspray.

Yet another kid star meltdown, I guess. frown
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/18/13 08:24 AM

She is like Monica, in that she has cut out anyone that tells her she needs help. Parents, management, etc. Sad. Anyone with a brain who could get her to respond to "Hello" prolly has a good shot at tappin it.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/18/13 08:59 AM

Someone told me she prefers her "coffee" black.

::looks at Tritone::
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/18/13 02:41 PM

According to one of the tabs I steal from work, her public antics are to win over some rapper who was on DiGrassi. Reggin, of course. I think it's sad, because she seemed like a normalish kid. I can't understand, knowing what we know, how any parent could pusxh their kid in the star direction.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/18/13 03:11 PM

A Freudian one in writing.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/18/13 03:14 PM

From Wikipedia:

"Her father is Catholic and her mother is Jewish. Bynes has described herself as Jewish;"

I had no idea. Here I thought I had been pedo-craving a shiksa during "What I Like About You" TeenNick reruns, but no.

I am always [wrongly] shocked when a Jew, even a 1/2 Jew, has substance abuse problems. I buy into the racial profiles, I guess.

But, it's also personal experience. There are lots of problems in my family. Loads. Mob ties in the 30s/40s. My brother's fiancée's family did time for "Jewish Lightning". My dad's family moved around Brownville like Arkin in "Slums of Beverly Hills". My mom's sister was a mini-"Bonnie" robbing gas stations with her con-man "Clyde" to finance their journey to LA in 1937.

But, like the ethno-stereotype, substance and alcohol issues don't exist. And, we are married into Irish and Asians.



Sadly I see Amanda likely dead in 5-10 years. frown
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/18/13 05:24 PM

Tara Reid's still going.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/18/13 08:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Tara Reid's still going.


I just saw "The Big Lebowski" again a week ago on a sea day.

Man ... what a fucking waste. "Bunny" was adorable.

I would have paid the 100 to watch.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/13 02:03 PM

I've tried to watch that maybe 3 times. Funny moments, but I don't get the whole iconic film thing.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/13 03:05 PM

you needed to see it before all the hype. It's one of those deals.

and totally agree with fatty....Tara was a legit piece of ass in that movie and when she did that travel show where she was lit up in every episode.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/13 04:15 PM

I don't get the hype.

I just enjoy the movie. Can watch it over and over.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/13 08:28 PM

I was disappointed in Lebowski also. I think I threw it in a bin for soldiers serving in Iraq that was in a local bar.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/13 08:31 PM

Alright.... I'm going to use Barry's "Rush" plea and ask that we not hate on that movie.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/13 08:36 PM

Not hating. It was OK. But lou's right. I saw it after the hype. That skews the lens a bit.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/13 08:42 PM

I made a thread about it once upon a time here. I'll find it when I have a chance.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/13 06:16 AM

For Fatty:



Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/13 06:32 AM

She looked great last night getting out of the tub. Crapped out on getting to see Sansa nude doing the dwarf though. That chick that plays the red witch was nekkid and looking great too. That show has some prime pussy on it.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/13 06:45 AM

True that BDM.

It would be a good project to start a thread of all the major characters' nude pics and tab a top 3 to fuck.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/13 09:59 AM

every nude scene from Game of Thrones
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/13 07:57 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman
She looked great last night getting out of the tub. Crapped out on getting to see Sansa nude doing the dwarf though. That chick that plays the red witch was nekkid and looking great too. That show has some prime pussy on it.


prime pussy indeed bdm.
sansa is 14 according to the script btw...
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/13 09:49 PM

Dany is the same age. Book or script has her at 13 when those pix I posted happened.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/13 10:26 PM

No authenticity despite pay-TV budget.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/13 11:52 PM

heh? Isn't it set in a fantasy world? How can they be authentic?
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/21/13 12:40 AM

How would the age of consent issue be illustrated cleverly in fantasy land?
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/21/13 05:53 PM

To me Sansa is the most useless character on that show all she does is whine, complain and rat on people
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/21/13 06:54 PM

ya..probably cleet. there's a possible build up to seeing her put the fuck to joffrey though.

@the rest of you. you guys want to have a nerd war over how old she is on the show or should we just go with what happened on the very latest episode after tyrion asked that exact same question?.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/21/13 07:13 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
ya..probably cleet. there's a possible build up to seeing her put the fuck to joffrey though.

@the rest of you. you guys want to have a nerd war over how old she is on the show or should we just go with what happened on the very latest episode after tyrion asked that exact same question?.


I think you got it Lou, I bet she is being set up as the last one standing, good and innocence prevails in the end, I may vomit.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/21/13 07:57 PM

Joffrey is really the ultimate chickenshit heel.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/13 07:00 AM

I don't care if she is supposed to be 9, if the actress is of legal age, I demand titties.

Edit: The actress is 17 frown Well, there is always next season.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/13 10:50 AM

The girl who played the daughter [Thora Birch] in "American Beauty" was 16 when she shot her topless scenes.

I read once that that girl's mom and dad were in "Deep Throat" fwiw.

I remember the church hysterics in Kentucky when the film came it. They called it child porn. Preferred the Suvari nudity myself.



::
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/13 01:59 PM

Thora Burch's mom is Carol Connors, one of my favorite porn stars of the 70s and star of my very favorite 70s porn film: Candy Goes to Hollywood. That film features a great parody of The Gong Show too.

Carol Connors IAFD





Mini Biography

Carol Connors was a staple of the porn business in the 1970s, making a name for herself in such productions as Deep Throat (1972) and Erotic Adventures of Candy (1978). She started out as an actress in legitimate productions, making her big-screen debut playing a waitress in Howard Hawks' Red Line 7000 (1965), but she could not get a break in Hollywood. Frustrated after five years without making it, she turned to adult entertainment in 1970, ushering in a new career as a hardcore porn actress with the new decade. Connors famously played the nurse to Harry Reems' philandering physician in the "Gone With the Wind" of porn, Deep Throat (1972), but she didn't come into her own as an attraction until she starred in Gail Palmer's "Candy" series.

Connors appeared in four hardcore sex films with her husband, Jack Birch, reaching the apogee of her adult entertainment career in the years 1978-79 with Palmer's Erotic Adventures of Candy (1978) and Candy Goes to Hollywood (1979) and in the X-rated Sweet Savage (1979), also helmed by a female director (Birch co-starred with her in all three films). Subsequently, Miss Connors slipped into the director's chair herself with Desire for Men (1981), in which she also starred. She retired from adult films after one more film, Consenting Adults (1982), to concentrate on being a mother.
IMDb Mini Biography

Father:

Jack Birch, the actor and producer, was an adult film performer in the 1970s, known primarily for being the husband of Carol Connors, one of the stars of Deep Throat (1972). Jack co-starred with his wife in four hard-core features, including the three films that were the apex of Carol Connors' adult entertainment career: Erotic Adventures of Candy (1978), Candy Goes to Hollywood (1979) and Sweet Savage (1979). Miss Connors retired from the adult scene after directing and starring in Desire for Men (1981) and appearing in Consenting Adults (1982) to focus her attentions on motherhood.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/13 03:48 PM

Thx, FB! I thought it just might have been an urban legend.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/13 03:59 PM

I loved Carol Connors. She was very whore next door.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/13 04:04 PM

Thora's father is a lunatic stage dad who cost her a Broadway role by going apeshit when she did a kissing scene. I think he tried to fight the actor and the director. I have heard he cost her other roles also.

It is rumored that he and Thora have a less than traditional father/daughter relationship going on. If ya catch my drift.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/13 04:11 PM

I loved Carol Connors. She was very whore next door. Would love to see her time transported to today's porn landscape. I bet she could hang.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/13 04:22 PM

Deja vu.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/13 04:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
It is rumored that he and Thora have a less than traditional father/daughter relationship going on. If ya catch my drift.


Interesting. I heard that about Diane Lane and her father as well.

Likely it's just hurtful nonsense.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/13 05:01 PM

Diane Lane? That could be why she was with drunken domestic abuser Josh Brolin so long.

Thora Birch, I totally believe it. The story I read about her dad going ape shit screamed jealous rage.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/13 06:41 PM

John and McKenzie Phillips. I thought he could do better.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/13 11:21 PM

He was high on smack. That stuff always leads to mother/daughter and whatnot.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/23/13 07:03 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
John and McKenzie Phillips. I thought he could do better.


I would have gone Chynna or Bijou, myself.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/23/13 12:31 PM

They were attractive and had decent self esteem.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/23/13 02:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
They were attractive and had decent self esteem.


Bijou has made some interesting film choices.

Bully. Havoc.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/23/13 10:45 PM

It's over, Johnny. Miss Mandy had been taken into custody, and I will be denied the butt cheeks pics.

http://dlisted.com/2013/05/23/amanda-byn...tric-evaluation
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/24/13 07:18 AM

I've been evaluated at Roosevelt Hospital!!

::

If they still have them, the receiver and speakers in the rec room in the psych unit used to be in my apartment. I donated them thru the doctor that ran the unit in 2008/9 or there abouts.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/03/13 10:00 AM

January Jones Topless







Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/03/13 11:38 AM

I hope her story arc ends with Draper's hands around her throat.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/11/13 05:27 PM

Steezo hasn't been around in a while. I'll throw up a Bat Signal of hot Greek bitch and her fine dumper.









Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/11/13 05:39 PM

Leonor Watling (Spanish Actress)

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/21/13 09:33 AM

Pissy bitch Kristen Stewart



Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/21/13 12:42 PM

She does nothing for me.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/21/13 02:53 PM

where are the Kate Upton topless on a horse pics? All I find are censored.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/21/13 03:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
She does nothing for me.


Not even in a "you act like such a miserable cunt. I'LL SHOW YOU SOME FUCKING MISERY, CUNT!" kinda way?

Have seen the Upton pics FB. I'll do some rooting later.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/21/13 03:23 PM

Oh, yes in that way. That's different.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/21/13 07:07 PM

Alright. As long as we are on the same page.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/22/13 04:05 PM

Hate fucking is pretty good stuff.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/22/13 04:33 PM

Do you differentiate between Hate Fucking and Grudge Fucking? I do.

To me a Grudge Fuck is just venting some aggression with a broad you will be fucking again.

On the other hand, I feel the motivation for a Hate Fuck is "I'm gonna make this so horrible for you, you will not ask to fuck me again. And if you do, its gonna be worse, Cunt."

Thoughts?
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/22/13 08:16 PM

A fewl. I'm with you on the grudge thing.

When my whore ex started turning tricks and offered no upsell anal, I loved to just pound her ass...as dry as possible. Or when I'd finger her I'd accidentally scratch the inside of her cunt. Left finger shaped bruises on her arms. Left big bruise and bite marks on her tits. She grooved on it, but I know her tricks didn't...according to the reviews. Miss that old whore. Hate her, but I sure miss her. Fuck, I sound like Figgs.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/23/13 11:29 AM

http://www.storageauctionskings.com/stor...i-passante/1170
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/23/13 02:58 PM

She really is attractive in an weird sort of way.

I think Jarret is the most real person in reality tv. Just a happy go lucky doofus that says funny shit. The character seems to be pretty close to real guy.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/11/13 05:45 AM

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/11/13 08:37 PM

O&A were talking about lady gaga full frontals the other day. I can't bring myself to search for it.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/11/13 09:40 PM

If someone can photo shop a bag over her head I'll check em out. As it is, that Gaga bitch is what they invented donkey punches for. If the bitch looks back while yer plowin it doggy, better to punch her in the fucking head than lose yer wood.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/12/13 10:59 PM

That Amanda looks trashy as fuck. Nice.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/13/13 09:28 PM

Celeb Perv YouTube. Probably the closest to full nude you will ever see Miley. Well, maybe at 30 when she is washed up, but for young and hot, you pretty much see everything but the holes. You can mute it if you like, but it is worth the watch.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/14/13 09:46 PM

Lindsay Lohan side boob

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/15/13 08:13 AM

Nice. She is such a skank.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/15/13 05:10 PM

She really is. Totally fuckable.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/23/13 11:35 AM

Juliann Hough pokies.



Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/23/13 11:44 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Juliann Hough pokies.





scratchchin

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/02/13 09:22 AM

8pics of Julianne Hough in yoga pants.

http://www.girlsinyogapants.com/8-pics-of-julianne-hough-in-yoga-pants/
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/02/13 10:10 AM













Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/02/13 03:33 PM

She's got a nice fat cunt.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/02/13 05:21 PM

gossip rags claim she likes it rough.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/02/13 06:25 PM

Tiny, hot, young, likes it rough. What more can you ask for?
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/02/13 08:45 PM

She was rumored to have been a high class call girl.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/02/13 09:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo
She was rumored to have been a high class call girl.


Yes. Besides the alleged high end hooking book Room 23 (?), she is said to have done time as a yacht girl in Cannes, like Tara Reid and Stacy Keibler. Gossip joint says that she reconnected w/ Klitschko after a trick traded her in for a younger one and left her high and dry.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/03/13 11:15 AM

Miley is about to go Full Whore





Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/03/13 03:05 PM

Love that bony little bitch.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/03/13 03:21 PM

Here is a Miley gallery from a concert http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/gmpf6ebfuohjo5dwnf5qvguv2mkuscn8/

Here is a pic by a fan from the same concert



Here are some more pics from the shoot she showed a titty in



bitch looks like Bill The Cat

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/04/13 01:37 AM

Sinead O'Conner writes an open letter to Miley:


Dear Miley,
I wasn’t going to write this letter, but today i’ve been dodging phone calls from various newspapers who wished me to remark upon your having said in Rolling Stone your “Wrecking Ball” video was designed to be similar to the one for “Nothing Compares” … So this is what I need to say … And it is said in the spirit of motherliness and with love.

I am extremely concerned for you that those around you have led you to believe, or encouraged you in your own belief, that it is in any way “cool” to be naked and licking sledgehammers in your videos. It is in fact the case that you will obscure your talent by allowing yourself to be pimped, whether it’s the music business or yourself doing the pimping.

Nothing but harm will come in the long run, from allowing yourself to be exploited, and it is absolutely NOT in ANY way an empowerment of yourself or any other young women, for you to send across the message that you are to be valued (even by you) more for your sexual appeal than your obvious talent.

I am happy to hear I am somewhat of a role model for you and I hope that because of that you will pay close attention to what I am telling you.

The music business doesn’t give a shit about you, or any of us. They will prostitute you for all you are worth, and cleverly make you think its what YOU wanted.. and when you end up in rehab as a result of being prostituted, “they” will be sunning themselves on their yachts in Antigua, which they bought by selling your body and you will find yourself very alone.

None of the men oggling you give a sh– about you either, do not be fooled. Many’s the woman mistook lust for love. If they want you sexually that doesn’t mean they give a fuck about you. All the more true when you unwittingly give the impression you don’t give much of a fuck about yourself. And when you employ people who give the impression they don’t give much of a fuck about you either. No one who cares about you could support your being pimped.. and that includes you yourself.

Yes, I’m suggesting you don’t care for yourself. That has to change. You ought be protected as a precious young lady by anyone in your employ and anyone around you, including you. This is a dangerous world. We don’t encourage our daughters to walk around naked in it because it makes them prey for animals and less than animals, a distressing majority of whom work in the music industry and its associated media.

You are worth more than your body or your sexual appeal. The world of showbiz doesn’t see things that way, they like things to be seen the other way, whether they are magazines who want you on their cover, or whatever.. Don’t be under any illusions.. ALL of them want you because they’re making money off your youth and your beauty.. which they could not do except for the fact your youth makes you blind to the evils of show business. If you have an innocent heart you can’t recognise those who do not.

I repeat, you have enough talent that you don’t need to let the music business make a prostitute of you. You shouldn’t let them make a fool of you either. Don’t think for a moment that any of them give a flying fuck about you. They’re there for the money.. we’re there for the music. It has always been that way and it will always be that way. The sooner a young lady gets to know that, the sooner she can be REALLY in control.

You also said in Rolling Stone that your look is based on mine. The look I chose, I chose on purpose at a time when my record company were encouraging me to do what you have done. I felt I would rather be judged on my talent and not my looks. I am happy that I made that choice, not least because I do not find myself on the proverbial rag heap now that I am almost 47 yrs of age.. which unfortunately many female artists who have based their image around their sexuality, end up on when they reach middle age.

Real empowerment of yourself as a woman would be to in future refuse to exploit your body or your sexuality in order for men to make money from you. I needn’t even ask the question.. I’ve been in the business long enough to know that men are making more money than you are from you getting naked. It’s really not at all cool. And it’s sending dangerous signals to other young women. Please in future say no when you are asked to prostitute yourself. Your body is for you and your boyfriend. It isn’t for every spunk-spewing dirtbag on the net, or every greedy record company executive to buy his mistresses diamonds with.

As for the shedding of the Hannah Montana image.. whoever is telling you getting naked is the way to do that does absolutely NOT respect your talent, or you as a young lady. Your records are good enough for you not to need any shedding of Hannah Montana. She’s waaaaaaay gone by now.. Not because you got naked but because you make great records.

Whether we like it or not, us females in the industry are role models and as such we have to be extremely careful what messages we send to other women. The message you keep sending is that it’s somehow cool to be prostituted.. it’s so not cool Miley.. it’s dangerous. Women are to be valued for so much more than their sexuality. we aren’t merely objects of desire. I would be encouraging you to send healthier messages to your peers.. that they and you are worth more than what is currently going on in your career. Kindly fire any motherfucker who hasn’t expressed alarm, because they don’t care about you.




Did she just call us Spunk Spewing Dirtbags?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/04/13 07:57 AM

Yes, she did, it don't take much reading of that to see she hates men and ejaculate. And she is promoting a tired brand of feminism where women must conform to certain ideals or they will be labeled prostitutes and skanks.

It all sounds like bitter projecting. "the fact your youth makes you blind to the evils of show business." Really, the 10 years Miley's been in the biddness and the 25 her daddy has don't mean anything, she is still a babe in the woods? Sinead needs to get back on the meds.

And Sinead keeps going on about what the recording industry is doing to her and wants her to do. Utter crap. Miley has enough money to do what she wants. The recording industry is going to make money hand over fist with her whether she sings country songs about ex boyfriends or if she sings pop dance tunes and shows her piss flaps every time she exits a limo to enter a club.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/04/13 12:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Yes, she did, it don't take much reading of that to see she hates men and ejaculate. And she is promoting a tired brand of feminism where women must conform to certain ideals or they will be labeled prostitutes and skanks.


She really is skanky tho.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/04/13 01:02 PM

oh yes she is... that fan pic jerky posted might be worth saving to the servers here. that might be the closest we get to seeing her o-ring.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/04/13 10:26 PM

Nah Lou. She's got the throttle to the floor, both hands locked on the steering wheel, white knuckling the Salt Flats of Fame. The envelope has been pushed too far too fast, and as such, I expect the envelope to finally concede defeat and burst. The envelope's wound will be on full display getting out of a limo by Christmas, but that has been done before. In an effort to break new ground, the spot that breaks wind will be available for our viewing pleasure by Easter.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/05/13 07:40 AM

Got to be a sex tape in the future.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/05/13 10:10 AM

I actually agree with Sinead on most of her points. The feminist shit is tired and played out, but all the stuff about the music industry chewing up and spitting out women is absolutely true. This is the exact point I tried to make after that VMA disaster. She has a large network of advisors and managers that are profitting more off of her skanky image than she ever will. I know it's very un-xpt-ish to let these opinions loose, but sometimes I just can't help myself. I could give two shits about that weird ugly skank, Miley, but Sinead is every bit right about the music business and how it operates. Feminist, or not, let's call a spade a spade here, folks. I know it's fun to be an xpt degenerate, but anyone who has a young daughter should be very concerned with the image the biz is putting out.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/05/13 10:08 PM

Nah dude. Miley has Hannah Montana money. The show probably didn't pay much, but all the merchandising and liscensing fees did. She does what she wants. She didn't fall off a turnip truck from Mississippi. She calls the shots.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/06/13 01:26 AM

Although I may disagree with what you say, I will defend with my death your right to say it.

Cause we homies.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/06/13 01:33 AM

Quote:
Nah dude. Miley has Hannah Montana money. The show probably didn't pay much, but all the merchandising and liscensing fees did. She does what she wants. She didn't fall off a turnip truck from Mississippi. She calls the shots.


Miley Cyrus is reportedly worth more than $100 million. That doesn't mean Sinéad isn't right about Miley being best served by keeping her clothes on and toning down the risqué public behavior. Sluts burn bright, but very, very quickly, and I would rather have Taylor Swift's future prospects than Miley Cyrus's. More importantly, I would advise any young lady whom I haven't met in a strip club or on Backpage.com to choose modesty unless her knockers were very, very special.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/06/13 08:22 AM

Taylor is a one trick pony with them whiny high school break up songs. Bitch is in her 20s and needs to grow up.

Miley can do the 1/2 naked attention whore stuff for another 5-10 years AND still have a country comeback.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/06/13 08:27 AM

I don't think money has anything to do with what's going on in Miley's head.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/06/13 08:52 AM

I just see a bunch of bad-intentioned people saying "you wanna' stay relevant? You gotta get with the times!! Wake up!! It's 2013!! Girls are sucking dick at the age of twelve these days!! That hannah montana shit just won't cut with the youngsters today!!"

South park did a great bit about this shit
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/06/13 09:02 AM

No one is telling her that. She would be making just as much money putting out country albums. She wants to be the coolest kid in the room, so she is doing what her 1/2 tarded methbilly mind thinks everyone else will think is cool, and there is no authority figure to reign her in.

Paris Hilton and Snoop Dogg don't show up at the Country Music Awards, but they show up at the VMAs. Plus, I think this broad wants to inherit the gays when Cher and Madonna croak. That aint gonna happen if she spends her time wearing nagger hatin hats and pointy toed fag stomper boots singing about coon dogs and trailer homes.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/06/13 09:04 AM

Another Hayen P pic. Made it a clicky so you could get the full resolution.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/06/13 09:14 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
No one is telling her that. She would be making just as much money putting out country albums. She wants to be the coolest kid in the room, so she is doing what her 1/2 tarded methbilly mind thinks everyone else will think is cool, and there is no authority figure to reign her in.

Paris Hilton and Snoop Dogg don't show up at the Country Music Awards, but they show up at the VMAs. Plus, I think this broad wants to inherit the gays when Cher and Madonna croak. That aint gonna happen if she spends her time wearing nagger hatin hats and pointy toed fag stomper boots singing about coon dogs and trailer homes.


And once again we take a jerkules filled trip to QOTD.
Posted by: butterman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/19/13 04:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Miley is about to go Full Whore







A chip off the old Chippendales dancer's block smile
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/20/13 01:40 AM

Gossip site claims she turned a trick for Snoop Dogg. She knew the trick, but still collected for her daddy, Dogg.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/20/13 10:51 AM

If she really wants to turn a trick she should try singing a decent song.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/20/13 08:06 PM

______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Petra Collins On Censorship And The Female Body

Her thoughts on vagina tees and Instagram policies.

Petra Collins is an artist. She photographs, contributes to things, and curates — and in doing so, dissects girl culture. Her recent creation for American Apparel's online store; a tee with an illustration of a bleeding vagina, being touched, sparked interest online but ultimately wasn't allowed on TV. Likewise, her Instagram (with 25k followers) was just deleted. Here, she tells Oyster the story and why it pisses her off.



I wasn't shocked at the reaction I received from my t-shirt. I'm used to being told by society that I must regulate my body to fit the norm. I'm used to the fact that images of unaltered women are seen as unacceptable. I've taught myself to ignore it (as much as I can) and through the Internet (via sites like ROOKIE) and social media platforms (like Instagram and Facebook) I've been able to freely share images and start discussions about these issues. Recently I had my Instagram account deleted. I did nothing that violated the terms of use. No nudity, violence, pornography, unlawful, hateful, or infringing imagery. What I did have was an image of MY body that didn't meet society's standard of "femininity". The image I posted was from the waist down wearing a bathing suit bottom in front of a sparkly backdrop. Unlike the 5,883,628 (this is how many images are tagged #bikini) bathing suit images on Instagram (see here and here) mine depicted my own unaltered state - an unshaven bikini line. Up until this moment I had obviously seen and felt the pressure to regulate my body but never thought I would literally experience it.

I'm used to seeing female bodies perfected and aspects concealed in the media (i.e. in hair removal ads for women hair is NEVER shown). I wasn't surprised when TMZ requested to interview me about my t-shirt but then cancelled because the image was "too explicit for television" - whereas during Rihanna's abuse scandal her beaten up face was broadcasted hundreds of times. I'm used to seeing women being degraded, slut shamed, harassed for what they look like. Even the most powerful women in the world are measured by their appearance and constantly ridiculed for it. I'm used to one of the biggest media outlets calling a 9-year old girl a "cunt" (with the intention of being "satirical"). I'm used to hearing the top played songs on the radio tell me "I know you want it - just let me liberate you", "You don't know you're beautiful, that’s what makes you beautiful", "Put molly all in her champagne/ She ain't even know it / I took her home and I enjoyed that/ She ain't even know it". I’m used to seeing blockbuster movies get a rating of NC-17 because a woman is shown receiving pleasure -while movies that feature men receiving pleasure get ratings as low as PG.

I'm used to seeing cover after cover featuring stories about a popular celebrity being fat-shamed during pregnancy. I'm used to seeing reviews of an award show performance that critiques a female singer for being "slutty" but then fails to even mention the older male behind her. I'm used to reading articles about whole towns harassing a rape victim until she's forced to leave. I don't want to be used to this. I don't want to have to see the same thing constantly. I don't want to be desensitized to what's happening around me all.the.time. I consider myself endlessly lucky to have access to the Internet and technology. Through it I've found myself and have been able to join a new discourse of females young and old who strive to change the way we look and treat ourselves. I know having a social media profile removed is a 21st century privileged problem - but it is the way a lot of us live. These profiles mimic our physical selves and a lot of the time are even more important. They are ways to connect with an audience, to start discussion, and to create change. Through this removal I really felt how strong of a distrust and hate we have towards female bodies. The deletion of my account felt like a physical act, like the public coming at me with a razor, sticking their finger down my throat, forcing me to cover up, forcing me to succumb to societies image of beauty. That these very real pressures we face everyday can turn into literal censorship.

If the Internet mimics real life then there is no doubt that real life can mimic it. That if we allow ourselves to be silenced or censored it can happen in real life too. That if an online society of people can censor your body what stops them from doing so in real life. This is already happening, you experience this everyday. When someone catcalls at you, yells "SLUT", comments on all your Facebook photos calling you "disgusting", tries to physically violate you, spreads private nude images of you to a mass amount of people via text, calls you ugly, tells you to change your body, tells you are not perfect, this cannot continue to be our reality. To all the young girls and women, do not let this discourage you, do not let anyone tell you what you should look like, tell you how to be, tell you that you do not own your body. Even if society tries to silence you keep on going, keep moving forward, keep creating revolutionary work, and keep this discourse alive. To those who reported me, to those who are disgusted by my body, to those who commented "horrible" or "disgusting" on an image of ME, I want you to thoughtfully dissect your own reaction to these things, please think about WHY you felt this way, WHY this image was so shocking, WHY you have no tolerance for it. Hopefully you will come to understand that it might not be you thinking these things but society telling you how to think.
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Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/22/13 03:31 PM

Ha ha ha ha

http://www.yandy.com/Nude-Bikini-Set.php
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/29/13 01:46 PM

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/30/13 12:36 AM

That real? I so want to give her a lil milk mustache.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/06/13 04:07 PM

Yes, Mr Blaster, it is real and I'd rather give her a Dirty Sanchez, given her Mexican heritage, but I would settle for a milk mustache.

Aniston butt.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/13 12:21 AM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/13 08:09 AM

I was sad I didn't see a body painting booth at eXXXotica this year.

Kate Upton is hot now, but I really don't think it is going to carry over into her 40s like Crawford and others. I give her 5-10 years before she resembles the Michelin man.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/13 08:41 AM

She's pretty damned close to that now. She has less than 5 years before she signs with Jenny Craig.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/13 09:27 AM

So she's gonna age like Anna Nicole Smith, then? But prolly without all the drugs.

Jennifer Aniston is more proof that if you keep Greek people mostly out of the sun, we age really, really well.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/13 10:54 AM

There have been some stories on the gossip site that have me changing my opinion about Aniston. I always thought she was beautiful, but an insufferable cunt.

One story was that she banged Gerard Butler on a limo ride. The other was a blind item saying she was trying to bang a co star, but gave up after spending 2 hours trying to get the dude hard.

I figured she was the boring sex type, but obviously she loves the dick and joneses for it like a crackhead for a rock.

here is another pic of her ass:

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/13 10:56 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo
So she's gonna age like Anna Nicole Smith, then? But prolly without all the drugs.

Jennifer Aniston is more proof that if you keep Greek people mostly out of the sun, we age really, really well.

Do you wipe your ass with olive-oiled piece of pita bread?
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/13 10:59 AM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
Do you wipe your ass with olive-oiled piece of pita bread?


No. You're thinking of your mom. But she can't afford either, so she uses white bread and Crisco.
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/13 11:03 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo
Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
Do you wipe your ass with olive-oiled piece of pita bread?


No. You're thinking of your mom. But she can't afford either, so she uses white bread and Crisco.

Click to reveal..
Haha! Nothing here - fooled you!
Posted by: Perronegro

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/13 12:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I was sad I didn't see a body painting booth at eXXXotica this year.

Kate Upton is hot now, but I really don't think it is going to carry over into her 40s like Crawford and others. I give her 5-10 years before she resembles the Michelin man.


masturbanana



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/13 02:22 PM

I like my bitches more on the petite side.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/13 09:13 PM

y^p...team avril
Posted by: Perronegro

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/13 11:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I like my bitches more on the petite side.



Shut up and take my money!!!

::
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/17/13 04:12 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/17/13 04:59 PM

Love the side boob, hate the short hair.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/17/13 07:45 PM

That short hair looks like shit.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/19/13 10:46 AM



EDIT: Dang. I found the original, and this is a photoshop. Probably close to accurate, so I won't take it down.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/25/13 07:29 PM

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/28/13 03:30 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/28/13 09:12 PM

Nice.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/03/13 09:58 AM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/03/13 09:32 PM

I wish Selena was shorter. If she was like 5'2, she would be hotter. If she wasn't famous, she would get carded until she 30-35. That is soooo hot.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/06/13 10:46 AM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/06/13 10:57 AM

Very hot, brutha.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/06/13 01:08 PM

Kate Middleton. I'm serious.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/06/13 07:38 PM

This isn't the Non-Porn Girls You Want To Fuck thread, it is the Celeb Nudes and Perv Shots thread. Please post a Middleton up skirt/bikini/nip slip photo.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/12/13 08:39 PM

Mena Suvari's ass. Thing is knee weakeningly awesome. Short chicks got the finest asses.









Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/12/13 10:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Mena Suvari's ass. Thing is knee weakeningly awesome. Short chicks got the finest asses.




She's a dwarf? Her face looks pretty damn Wonka friendly.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/13/13 05:51 AM

5'3 or 5'4 depending on sources. I'd paint her orange, throw her a green wig and bang away. "Say Doompa Dee Doo, Baby. SAY IT! Again."
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/13/13 10:55 AM

She looks like a freaking alien to me.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/13/13 10:56 AM

You tryin to tell me you wouldn't bone that?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/13/13 01:51 PM

Nope. She looks like an ET and has the body of an extra from Todd Browning's Freaks. She and that lox Chris Klien fucking stunk up the American Pie series and she sucked out loud in the Kevin Spacey movie too. She looks like an undeveloped fetus, needs to go back in the womb and finish growing or something.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/13/13 01:58 PM

she's one of those chicks I go back and forth on. I see her at one angle in a certain light and I want to bang her hard then I see her at a different angle and she looks freakish. I'm also that way with Jennifer Lawrence.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/13/13 03:39 PM

I get what fiend is sayin. I've been kinda meh with her lately, until I seen these ass pics.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/13/13 09:47 PM

she's a weird lookin broad better seen at night after a bunch of drinks...almost like a spears cousin. and the daylight does her no favors but she's in that 5.5 to 7 range where most guys think they can bag that.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/20/13 10:18 PM

Missing jpg from one of your boxcovers, Brandon?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/20/13 10:30 PM

What's with the armpit gash?

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/20/13 10:46 PM

that is the strangest shit...hillbilly genetics i guess?. a set of pseudo pussies that confuses the southern male enough to keep her from getting knocked up or fucked inside out until she's old enough to use her iphone to call for help or at least get in touch with her management?.

skanky bitch can sing though...

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/20/13 11:52 PM

Everyone always uses that Jolene clip to show off that she can sing. She certainly can.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/21/13 01:37 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Missing jpg from one of your boxcovers, Brandon?



Sweet!
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/21/13 02:44 AM

Go for it. Photoshop is calling out.....
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/01/14 12:56 AM

Ashley Stern









Her red head roommate has a ModelMayhem page. She is cute too.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/02/14 08:27 PM

This is a fucking treasure trove of kinky pics leaked from a Victoria Secret/ SI Swimsuit model May Anderson.

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/victorias-secret-model-may-andersen-private-sex-pics-leaked

They are like cell phone snaps of the actual pictures though.







Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/08/14 12:25 PM











Charin, you bang any Vietnamese whores better than this one?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/09/14 09:20 PM



Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/11/14 07:49 PM

Whats with her and that salt lick tongue ??? She a fucking Guernsey reincarnated?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/24/14 10:00 AM

It is alleged that when the cops raided Beiber's house last week they found a video on his cell phone of Selena Gomez snorting lines while wearing nothing but panties.

I know that isn't a picture, but I feel all of us reading can create fap worth images of that scene in our heads. Minus the douchebag of course.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/24/14 10:25 AM


solid bieber rant...
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/24/14 04:03 PM

I lost it at the clip on tie.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/25/14 11:12 PM

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Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/26/14 11:28 AM



Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/26/14 12:51 PM

who is she?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/26/14 01:07 PM

Who's house is May Anderson at? It looks like it belongs to some near homeless guy. She's a goddamn supermodel. If I were her, I'd have better things to do than hang around some slob. I'm nowhere in her league, and can't like that even now.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/26/14 01:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2
she's one of those chicks I go back and forth on. I see her at one angle in a certain light and I want to bang her hard then I see her at a different angle and she looks freakish. I'm also that way with Jennifer Lawrence.


Jennifer Lawrence looks like Sarah Sloane/Vandella in the face as a blonde in American Hustle. I like her eyes and nose.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/26/14 02:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2
who is she?


She used to be Carment Electra. Now she's a rapidly aging whore w/ Carmen Electra's tits and Dennis Rodman's slerpes.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/26/14 02:30 PM

No clue about May Anderson. She dated Steve O, so she probably has a tough stomach.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/26/14 02:32 PM

Carmen Electra looks fantastic there. If you think that's a photo of 'rapidly aging' that's really sad.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/26/14 03:23 PM

Compared to an average human, yeah, she is still hot. Compared to Carmen Electra in her Baywatch prime, she is aging fast. She has lost the youthful fullness to her face, in attempt to cling to that body.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/26/14 04:12 PM

she fucked up her face for a bit but was able to pull out of the dive from what i remember.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/26/14 04:22 PM

She looks the best she's looked since Baywatch and looks incredible in those latest pics. For her.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/26/14 06:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Compared to an average human, yeah, she is still hot. Compared to Carmen Electra in her Baywatch prime, she is aging fast. She has lost the youthful fullness to her face, in attempt to cling to that body.



This pic here was 15 years ago. In the current pic she doesn't look 15 years older. She doesn't look the same, but her skin is still perfect and she still looks fresh faced.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/27/14 05:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Compared to an average human, yeah, she is still hot. Compared to Carmen Electra in her Baywatch prime, she is aging fast. She has lost the youthful fullness to her face, in attempt to cling to that body.



When you compare the then and now pictures of her to then and now pictures of Jenna Jameson or Chasey Lain though she looks like Aphrodite reincarnated.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/06/14 11:17 AM

Fake, but a good mash up.
Posted by: vash

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/06/14 02:02 PM

megann is like perfect machine built by god for dicksuck and spend mans money at shopping


Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/07/14 11:21 AM

Ireland Baldwin

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/07/14 08:10 PM

She was the one that Alec called a whore on voicemail when she was like 10? They grow so fast.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/07/14 09:45 PM

Yes. "Rude little pig" also.

Here is after someone tried to x-ray it.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/08/14 02:50 AM

that's Kim Bassinger's kid
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/08/14 03:41 PM

Imagine how pissed, yet hard, daddy will be when she leaks her first sex tape.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/10/14 03:46 PM

Teen Mom, Janelle Evans' beef curtains.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/10/14 09:59 PM

True Detective, Alexandra Daddario





Live action

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Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/13/14 12:54 PM

Ireland Baldwin







Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/13/14 01:03 PM

^^ who dat? ^^
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/13/14 01:07 PM

She has the retarded look of the Ireland daughter/girl.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/13/14 01:31 PM

Yeah, sorry. It is Ireland Baldwin. I'ma go ad that to the post.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/13/14 02:16 PM

I always see her in a coat and tie with the male Baldwin's Boston accent in The Departed. That one might not even be her Dad. Cannot FAP.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/13/14 03:28 PM

I've got a weakness for Irish gingers, but her body be weird. She will not age well.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/13/14 04:37 PM

I wonder what her father thinks of her stinkhole peering out the sides of her bottoms?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/13/14 05:02 PM

I tried to think of how to describe that, and you said it beautifully, Jason. "stinkhole peering out the sides of her bottoms"

Her pop is too busy trying to figure out the mess he got himself into with that gold digging yoga whore.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/13/14 08:03 PM

baldwins generally struggle with weight issues...except for that one that was in the cindy crawford flick.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/14/14 05:08 AM

Kendall Jenner - Its OK, she turned 18 a couple months ago. Love how that family is quick to whore them out.





Click to reveal..
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/14/14 10:42 AM

Quick, cast her for Prisilla in the remake of Blade Runner.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/14/14 01:28 PM

She's fucking undead.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/14/14 04:15 PM

Can't tell which is worse, her outfit or her face.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/15/14 06:28 AM

Reminds me of:

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/15/14 08:14 AM

Ashley Jade Stern

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/15/14 08:45 PM

good call jb.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/16/14 08:15 AM


Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/16/14 11:34 AM

That aint he starfish I'm wanting to see, Honey.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/17/14 01:20 PM

Alan Dershowitz daughter nude on Broadway.



Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/17/14 03:46 PM

She's aging great.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/17/14 03:50 PM

3rd OJ defense attorney daughter to work nude. 2 K-trashes.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/17/14 09:44 PM

Even I'm getting bored of Miley Cyrus skank pics, but the lead pic is worth seeing.







Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/17/14 09:46 PM

thats a solid oil check in the last pic...
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/18/14 12:42 AM

Danica Patrick can't give her fans a checkered flag, so she gives them a nipple.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/18/14 12:44 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Even I'm getting bored of Miley Cyrus skank pics, but the lead pic is worth seeing.





Why do I hear Tony Montana when I see this pic? (her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fuckin' little baby with her)
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/18/14 08:21 AM

HA! Good one Blaster.

I was thinking the Danica pic may be fake, but the other place I posted it someone said it was an outtake from an SI shoot, and SI actually posted it.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/24/14 08:53 AM

Last night on True Detective

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/01/14 09:46 PM

Not strictly a nude or perv shot, but fucking hot.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/02/14 11:42 AM

Who are those people? The 2 on the left look familiar. Are they Kennedys or something?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/02/14 12:26 PM

Short and sexy on the left is Scarlett Johannson. I don't know the other broads.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/02/14 09:26 PM

meg ryan?. who the fuck are chloe and paul?.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/10/14 10:34 PM

Some Mileys





And Krysten Ritter's butt

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/13/14 10:38 PM

Kristen Bell upskirt

clickable so you can get as close as possible to the puss



Some more from Google. I'm liking the ass.











looks like pokies to me.





5'1, 110lbs and a dress size 4? That don't compute to me.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/07/14 08:09 AM

Demi Lovato nude. Looks to be before she chunked up.

http://www.egotastic.com/photos/demi-lov...s-04/full-size/









Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/07/14 09:21 AM

Nice collage

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/07/14 12:36 PM

Not a pube between them. Nice.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/07/14 08:47 PM

i don't know why but the hilton whore seems to have the best setup. lohan is just soo banged out and brit looks like she has a rash south of her taint.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/07/14 08:59 PM

Fuck, Marry, Kill?

Fuck: Lohan. all kinds of dirty ways til she passes out, and then a bunch more.
Marry: Hilton. Old money, even if you split, she's going to have to pay you. How bad could she be? Live apart.
Kill: Spears. Not worth the effort, too crazy and too country. You want to eat fast food and shop only at walmart and look after her deadbeat family? Lights out, Baby.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/07/14 10:09 PM

They all probably got herpes, cause they all banged the same dudes. (Chicks on the gossip sites sometimes play a 6 Degrees of Paris' Herpes type game) Brit could be having an outbreak around her bunghole, or it is just some waxing damage.

F/Marry/Kill???

Definitely marry Paris. She is rich & stupid, so if you can put her in her place, you could have it easy.

Fuck and Kill are tough. Brit has the better body, but Linds can take a beating. Both are batshit, but Brit is actually medicated.

F: Brit

Marry: Paris

Kill: LiLo

How about Pussy/Mouth/Butt, which hole you want to use on each?

Pussy: Paris

Mouth: Linds

Butt: Brit
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/07/14 11:28 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
They all probably got herpes, cause they all banged the same dudes. (Chicks on the gossip sites sometimes play a 6 Degrees of Paris' Herpes type game) Brit could be having an outbreak around her bunghole, or it is just some waxing damage.

F/Marry/Kill???

Definitely marry Paris. She is rich & stupid, so if you can put her in her place, you could have it easy.

Fuck and Kill are tough. Brit has the better body, but Linds can take a beating. Both are batshit, but Brit is actually medicated.

F: Brit

Marry: Paris

Kill: LiLo

How about Pussy/Mouth/Butt, which hole you want to use on each?

Pussy: Paris

Mouth: Linds

Butt: Brit


I concur.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/09/14 11:33 AM

Carrie Underwood (probably closest to nude we ever get out of her)

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/09/14 12:21 PM

Rihanna no panties photo shoot







Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/09/14 03:32 PM

Not a Rhianna fan, but she'd be a good $150 rose private.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/19/14 03:37 PM

From ScarJo's latest film.





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Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/29/14 08:42 PM








Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/29/14 09:56 PM

Thanks, Bro. Good adds.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/29/14 10:05 PM


Some officious Twitter account got them plastered up right now.

I'd punch her, if she wanted me to.


Scarlett Johansson looks like a bloated Lily LaBeau and has some meat shelter coming out of her cunt.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/03/14 11:38 AM

Naomi Campbell's pussy glued to a blanket when exiting a limo.



Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/03/14 03:31 PM


She'd have to get that shit bitch-scaped.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/05/14 01:27 PM

Looks like a tuck under
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/15/14 08:17 PM

gagas ass on display if you're into that type of thing?.

Posted by: butterman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/16/14 03:32 PM

Miley's new circus act smile
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/16/14 05:27 PM

The line between Miley's show and the porn parody of her is getting mighty thin.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/16/14 08:42 PM

From here the only place she has to go is to shit out a huge black double dong on stage. She don't even have to take that outfit off. She could just start pushing it out and it would just go out the side.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/16/14 09:12 PM

I bet she is about the worst fuck going. It seems that under 22 girls who are oh so sophisticated in their sexuality can't bang for shit. Belle Knox in Facial Abuse.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/16/14 10:37 PM

Miss Teen Delaware fit that criteria also.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/17/14 11:21 AM

I actually enjoy Belle's FA scene. She's so obviously in over her head. I can't look away.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/17/14 04:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I actually enjoy Belle's FA scene. She's so obviously in over her head. I can't look away.


Me too. After she admits to cutting herself because she was anorexic, they start calling her "fatty" etc. She tries to laugh it off, but she's very obviously wondering if they are going to kill her at the end of the scene.

THAT is reality TV.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/17/14 07:16 PM

Real. Yeah, it was real. A lot of "ouch" and "no". And tensing up at certain moments. It's not really wappable, but it's pretty watchable.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/17/14 08:57 PM

Train Wreck Porn. You can't look away, cause your are fixated on her body language and reactions.

The old Bring 'em Young series was good for that. Lots of bims fresh off the turnip truck getting worked over by pro degenerates for the first time. #DeerInHeadlights
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/17/14 09:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Train Wreck Porn. You can't look away, cause your are fixated on her body language and reactions.

The old Bring 'em Young series was good for that. Lots of bims fresh off the turnip truck getting worked over by pro degenerates for the first time. #DeerInHeadlights


Bring 'em Young had quite a few scenes where the girl is told to say a specific line and she grimaces, winces and tries to fake a smile at the same time that used to really turn my crank.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/17/14 09:30 PM

I dig her. And I also enjoy bringing up that scene on sites that praise her for her 'empowerment'.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/18/14 02:48 PM

Yeah She was empowered as fuck in that scene. Within the year she'll be hitting the sob sister talk shows to recount her degradation.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/14 05:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2
a few scenes where the girl is told to say a specific line and she grimaces, winces and tries to fake a smile at the same time that used to really turn my crank.


There were a couple of classic Max scenes when he would prompt the girl to alternate between "aren't you proud of me daddy?" and "Does this make your dick hard daddy?".

It was even creepier because you could clearly hear him saying the line first and telling her to repeat it.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/14 06:22 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
The line between Miley's show and the porn parody of her is getting mighty thin.


agreed. something knocked off her off her game recently though. drugs and or a high level std seem to be the most popular form of speculation.

moving on... recent avril.
source



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/14 06:59 PM

Lots of people use their hatred of Avril to kill their own wood. I would love to use my hatred on a crack at breaking her Suzy Badass facade. Once the full breakdown began I would keep fucking during the sobbing, but in a loving way.

At this point even she knows how pathetic it is that a broad pushing 30 is singing about HS sleepover shit. Rumor is her next album is going to be an "Asia only" release. Probably cause the Japs love HS white girls and shit music.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/14 07:31 PM

i couldn't care what music she makes. and the fact that she's in on the joke couldn't be more apparent since she married the nickleback guy, ya know?.

my point is pretty much what you're getting at. she's got a face i'd like to see upside down and tear streaked.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/14 08:43 PM

But he was a sk8ter boi
She said
"See ya later, boi"

HS sleepover music? I think not.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/19/14 10:13 PM

Her latest record had a song about pillow fighting a girl during a sleep over.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/14 12:50 PM

Proves nothing.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/14 06:31 PM

heh^

dig it... i suggest getting jesus on the space station high before you watch though.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/14 08:27 PM

Didn't she used to have talent?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/14 08:44 PM

It is Kirsten Dunst doing Turning Japanese all over again.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/14 09:39 PM

I've seen it. They giggled about it on Red Eye ("That explains a lot" -charin) a few weeks ago. Some group was all kinds of pissed off about it.

Being a poppy punk prince/ ess has to be hard. Rollins and Rotten have done it pretty well, but I don't see them as poppy. When Trey Cool went eyeliner I have to wonder how many angst filled teens cut just a little deeper. I mean, what's this girl supposed to do? Evolve into a rock star? She's no Madonna PR- wise or Aguilara talent -wise, but she could be just a pop singer and I doubt her punky followers would care because they're adults now. Or just pack it in and stare at Chad Kroeger's shitty looking hair all day until the Indian Casino Curcuit comes calling? I see blowing a shotgun barrel out in the potting shed. Or market to where you're still popular? Sure, people in the Real World (Los Estados Unitos...the Great Satan) won't get it, but fuck them. They're not paying her bills.

She's spot on on the next phase of her shitty career.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/20/14 10:14 PM

her ex is all fucked up now because of the booze. Sum 41 were such a fucking big deal up here for a few years...

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/21/14 02:49 AM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
heh^

dig it... i suggest getting jesus on the space station high before you watch though.


That video would have rocked if it ended in tentacle rape.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/21/14 09:54 PM

Originally Posted By: tattypatty
her ex is all fucked up now because of the booze. Sum 41 were such a fucking big deal up here for a few years...



I just read that. I give him a year.

Everything's better with tentacle rape at the end.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/14 10:12 PM

Some broad Iggy. Nice ass on her.




twerking gif
Click to reveal..
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/27/14 06:27 AM

Kate Middleton Upskirt

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/27/14 07:10 PM

how'd she get pregnant with an ass like that?. not on my watch i tell ya.


edit to add: it's twins so in vitro. good for him
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/28/14 08:09 PM

Tight lil dumper on her, sure. Her mug is just off to me though. Would definitely pound it, but I'd have to see the starfish and honey pot to fap.

Here is Bruce Willis' middle daughter and her tits for some sort of protest/awareness attention whoreing.



Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/28/14 08:28 PM

Why flapjacks so young?
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/28/14 08:43 PM

They're bottom-heavy, but not quite pancakes. And her protest is a statement about how it's legal to wander around NYC topless, but Instagram won't allow tit pics. Or some such shit.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/28/14 08:47 PM

demis mug was never quite right. her eyes were fucked up and her chin was always touched up. add bruce to the mix and this girl should be fighting mma.

those are some dumpy tits though proving once again that its better to be born out of desperation than entitlement. natural selection for those that can't reason.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/28/14 09:15 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
demis mug was never quite right. her eyes were fucked up and her chin was always touched up.


That's how that Rumer thing ended up. That poor, poor ugly girl.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/28/14 09:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
demis mug was never quite right. her eyes were fucked up and her chin was always touched up.


That's how that Rumer thing ended up. That poor, poor ugly girl.


I know. I'd still crush it and props to her for getting her tits out for whatever reason.

loving the feminist movement so far btw. like any other ridiculous online movement it's got sensible people posting things they can never ever take back. It's sad to say but humanity really hasn't progressed from monkeys jerking off in trees just yet. Dumb whores gonna whore while we beat off from afar. flat circle
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/28/14 10:01 PM

I got a manhater in feminist clothing to melt hard a couple months back. She was always motherfucking older guys in Hollywood who "preyed" on younger women. Then a blind item about a bim actress who targeted some dyke writer to bang so she could get a role was revealed to be Ellen Page.

I called the manhater out and asked her if the writer lez was a "borderline pedo" predator (like she would call a dude in that position), or if Ellen Page was an opportunist whore. She tried to ignore the question, because either answer would break ranks from the cult thinking. I then cut and paste my query until she went full meltdown.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/04/14 09:23 AM

Gwen Stefani's good angle.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/04/14 11:29 AM

Jose Canseco's daughter. Not tits, but look at that lil dumper.





Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/04/14 08:18 PM

love the gwen. bad bitch
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/08/14 09:55 AM

Maria Sharapova won the French Open. Fuck the French, but she is a 6'2 size 2.



















Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/09/14 07:48 PM

After posting all them tall bitch pics, I went back to my wheelhouse today.







Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/12/14 09:30 AM

I just stumbled into this site. Lots of celebs, movie clips etc.

Doesn't nag like the mrskin site
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/12/14 10:48 AM

Nice find.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/14/14 12:50 AM





Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/07/14 01:23 PM

Kaley Cuoco Bikini Ass Pix





Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/10/14 12:23 PM

Looks like Selly G got some bolt ons.



:jerkybanana
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/10/14 01:53 PM

a sad, sad day
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/10/14 07:24 PM

she had to get tits to match that ever growing Mexican dumpy ass that genetics dictates. solid move I say.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/10/14 07:37 PM

She may have been caught in a mid step braless bounce, cause they look back to normal here.



I'd twist those nipples till a tear dropped out of her eye, then lick it off her cheek and say, "Hope there's more where that came from."
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/12/14 01:08 PM

Keep a heads up for Selena Gomez's next movie. Allegedly a nude scene coming.


Blind Item #6

This relationship is just getting more child like. The B+ list mostly movie actress/former tweener had a nude sex scene written into her new movie just to make her ex jealous.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/12/14 06:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
She may have been caught in a mid step braless bounce, cause they look back to normal here.



I'd twist those nipples till a tear dropped out of her eye, then lick it off her cheek and say, "Hope there's more where that came from."


you did that on purpose.. the old fake fake tit routine. shocked

agreed though...based on the tit and gut sweat she was power walking...in jeans. that taco must've been ripe, yes?.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/12/14 11:28 PM

-- Could you imagine if she had a big full bush down there? Thick furry ass crack, all shampooed, conditioned and fluffed like old school Playboy?

-- I didn't do that on purpose w/ the pics. I'm not that well thought out.
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/12/14 11:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
-- Could you imagine if she had a big full bush down there? Thick furry ass crack, all shampooed, conditioned and fluffed like old school Playboy?

-- I didn't do that on purpose w/ the pics. I'm not that well thought out.

She's got that shit waxed-out. All celebs have that. Their manager told them to.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/13/14 09:52 AM

That is fine. When I start dating her, I will live up that waxed pussy and starfish for a while, then demand she grow her bush out.
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/13/14 08:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
That is fine. When I start dating her, I will live up that waxed pussy and starfish for a while, then demand she grow her bush out.

Unless you are celebrity or a producer, you are out of her league. Unless you can lube her up with some boozy-booze.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/13/14 08:37 PM

All I need is to be in the same room as her and have an 8-ball of blow. The girl needs a Monjak to mentor and guide her, and I'm the right guy for the job.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/23/14 01:38 PM






Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/24/14 12:59 AM

What can you tell from these 2 pics, of Lindsay Lohan and Selena Gomez?





Click to reveal..
Based on the bruises, Linds had a righty trick and SellyG's trick was a southpaw
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/24/14 01:01 AM

Bonus Selena Pokies.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/25/14 11:42 PM

Elizabeth Jagger, daughter of Mick and Jerry Hall:









Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/30/14 12:13 PM

Ireland Baldwin's nips in a see thru.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/30/14 12:43 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Elizabeth Jagger, daughter of Mick and Jerry Hall:










I'd jack-off to tha-aattT!
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/30/14 02:58 PM

You can't get no satisfaction.

'cause your love's in vain.

But If You've got the Silver, she may Let it bleed. Just remember, You can't always get what you want, Monkey Man. When the whip comes down, You gotta move or Hide your love. It's All about you, cause Down in the hole, She's so cold. You Turd on the run.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/30/14 08:40 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
You can't get no satisfaction.

'cause your love's in vain.

But If You've got the Silver, she may Let it bleed. Just remember, You can't always get what you want, Monkey Man. When the whip comes down, You gotta move or Hide your love. It's All about you, cause Down in the hole, She's so cold. You Turd on the run.


Blaster just PipeD me. Is that a mess of different lyrics or just one song?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/30/14 08:47 PM

A lot of songs.. and funny
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/30/14 09:34 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
You can't get no satisfaction.

'cause your love's in vain.

But If You've got the Silver, she may Let it bleed. Just remember, You can't always get what you want, Monkey Man. When the whip comes down, You gotta move or Hide your love. It's All about you, cause Down in the hole, She's so cold. You Turd on the run.


Beautiful. Take a bow, sir.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/01/14 06:57 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
You can't get no satisfaction.

'cause your love's in vain.

But If You've got the Silver, she may Let it bleed. Just remember, You can't always get what you want, Monkey Man. When the whip comes down, You gotta move or Hide your love. It's All about you, cause Down in the hole, She's so cold. You Turd on the run.


Respectable.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/01/14 07:00 PM

suppertime!

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/01/14 07:13 PM

Her ass aint that great, but I would eat the hell out of it. Good find, Blaster.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/02/14 06:12 AM

You seen the Volleyball Chick yet, Jerkules?

Sabina Altynbekova:

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/02/14 08:46 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Her ass aint that great, but I would eat the hell out of it. Good find, Blaster.


If she's ass up, face down, it won't matter much.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/02/14 10:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
You seen the Volleyball Chick yet, Jerkules?

Sabina Altynbekova:



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/03/14 02:09 AM

I scanned a headline and saw a pic of the volleyball chick. She's alright. Would like to see her in a different outfit, maybe bent over.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/07/14 10:47 AM

Olivia Wilde breastfeeding

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/07/14 12:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I scanned a headline and saw a pic of the volleyball chick. She's alright. Would like to see her in a different outfit, maybe bent over.


she's only 17 so you better wait on that...
Posted by: butterman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/07/14 10:29 PM

Olivia Wilde breastfeeding

At least put some clothes on the kid!!

When he done I'll take the left tit for lunch smile
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/28/14 05:22 PM

Kiera Knightly's lil tits.



Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/28/14 06:06 PM

^^^ It's rather bold of her to show off her nothingness like that. It lets you know that any curviness she shows off in a movie is all an illusion.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/28/14 06:25 PM

Titless brit
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/28/14 06:35 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 08/31/14 03:53 PM

Hold off on posting the pics here, because her legal team is said to be going nuts w/ threats.

This is a gallery someone posted on Reddit. There are 146 pics in it (10? of JLaw), including Olivia Munn, Lea Michele, Makayla(?) Maroney, and others.

https://imgur.com/a/rtlSM#BxE2J6y
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 08/31/14 03:59 PM

earlier today the mods on 4chan were deleting threads on this in epic numbers for some reason. It just made the /b/ tards start flooding the pics.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 08/31/14 07:23 PM

Yeah, Imgur deaded the album I linked to. Dropbox canceled access to the video files that were posted.

There are pics of:

JLaw
Victoria Justice
Ariana Grande
Kirsten Dunst
Olivia Munn (taking dick)
Kate Upton (just squishin her tits)
McKayla Maroney (standing, flexing her ass is tremendous. looks like it could break a man in 2.)


Here is a reddit w/ all the links.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Celebs/comments/2f3pgo/jennifer_lawrence_nsfw/?sort=new
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 08/31/14 07:32 PM

I'll wait a day or so. It's a good thing, tho.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 08/31/14 08:24 PM

Its being called "The Fappening"
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 08/31/14 08:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2
Its being called "The Fappening"


I love it.

here is Kate Upton and other bitches from Verlander's phone. Pussy shots are in there.

http://imgur.com/a/Qycno

Reddit link to current list.

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/comments/2f44n0/new_celeb_leaked_pics_all_in_one_place

Dude is allegedly taking bitcoin donations to leak more. I bet ISIS, the Russians or the Jews are behind this, to distract us from something about to go down.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 08/31/14 10:06 PM

This is soo crazy. Dude has a list of 50+ broads he got the goods on.

I hypothesized somewhere that I thought it would probably wind up being cloud storage accounts got hacked, and someone said they were alleged to be all iCloud users.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 08/31/14 10:59 PM

Who's the chick with a dick in her mouth and who's the latina at the very end in the red shirt flashing clam on the sink?
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 08/31/14 11:39 PM

i don't know any new celebs. any old schoold chicks doing this? i looooooooooooooooooooove kate upton though
Posted by: Statik

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 12:09 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Who's the chick with a dick in her mouth and who's the latina at the very end in the red shirt flashing clam on the sink?


Chick in the red shirt is victoria Justice, don't know who the other bitch is.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 01:34 AM

Selena Gomez's pics were up then taken off the reddit. They were just titty pics.

There is a censored screen cap of Aubrey Plaza flicking the bean w/ one foot up on the bathroom counter. That video will be great when it hits the streets.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 03:13 AM

Victoria Justice and McKayla Maroney both tried to spin that their pics were fakes. I saw someone did like a 5 point skin blemish verification of Justice, and the Maroney pics appear to be definitely her.
Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 04:25 AM

The Fappening. The name itself is fantastic.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 05:45 AM

I'm going to break character briefly and have a heart. Don't post the actual pics on the site please.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 08:27 AM

big debate is whether the pic going around of Jennifer lawrence with cum on her face is real or not.

http://imgur.com/8QXZQKl
Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 08:56 AM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
I'm going to break character briefly and have a heart. Don't post the actual pics on the site please.

I'm not that interested. It's a famous person's hooch. looks like all the others.

I am only engorged over the name: The Fappening.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 09:20 AM

There are threads on 4chan about "where were you for The Fappening". Its like people asking where were you when JFK got shot or when 911 happened. LMAO!

Jennifer Lawrence's representation really stirred the /b/-tards up with announcing they contacted the police and will prosecute anyone posting the pics.
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 09:39 AM

.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 09:59 AM

links all appear to be dead now. meh. just some naked people.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 11:52 AM

There were a few zip files on MEGA w/ all the broads sorted. Kim Dotcom don't give a fuck and aint pulling shit.

The reddit was deaded for a moment, but is back up.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 02:05 PM

reddit is being credited with storage of the image and 4chan with the release and sharing of the images the last I read.

The feminists are saying anyone who views these private images are sexually assaulting these celebs.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 02:11 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2


The feminists are saying anyone who views these private images are sexually assaulting these celebs.


Works for me. I have been wanting to sexually assault many of these whores for years.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 02:11 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2
reddit is being credited with storage of the image and 4chan with the release and sharing of the images the last I read.

The feminists are saying anyone who views these private images are sexually assaulting these celebs.

Which femininsts?
They're probably just disappointed they won't get any of that famous cunny to lick and rub in order to further their cause.
Posted by: Bon Vivant

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 02:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2
big debate is whether the pic going around of Jennifer lawrence with cum on her face is real or not.

http://imgur.com/8QXZQKl

You need a fresh link, this one is dead
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 02:57 PM

try this one http
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 03:14 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster


What are their names [especially the ones thats by the gazebo-pool with dick in the eye][I am not that good with celebrities]? and:



Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 03:15 PM

Three cheers for sexual assault.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 03:20 PM

i don't really know who any of these people are , cept for that gymnast. so , again , meh.

bullshit it's assault. it's shitty though. but i think those gold digging cunts playing the recordings of Sterling and Mel are shitty too. funny how many cunts are all of a sudden in favour of people's private shit being public if they find them unlikable.


...and yeah I'm a bit of a hypocrite , laughing my ass off to Patrice and O and A riffing on the Gibson recordings.
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 05:45 PM

>>> http://www.reddit.com/r/thefappening

The whole motherload of shots in 466.51MB's on Pirate Bay.

The links seems to be incomplete: nudie shots of Olsen Twins and K. Dunsts are missing!

Who is she?:

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/01/14 06:23 PM

The fact that someone is not happy about this whole "Fappening", makes me happy.

Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 06:30 PM

That's a nice spread ass shot....must be into the anal play.
Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
>>> http://www.reddit.com/r/thefappening

The whole motherload of shots in 466.51MB's on Pirate Bay.

The links seems to be incomplete: nudie shots of Olsen Twins and K. Dunsts are missing!

Who is she?:



Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/01/14 06:39 PM

T'werk you Bittorent!, t'werk!!!:

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 06:50 PM

Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
That's a nice spread ass shot....must be into the anal play.
Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
>>> http://www.reddit.com/r/thefappening

The whole motherload of shots in 466.51MB's on Pirate Bay.

The links seems to be incomplete: nudie shots of Olsen Twins and K. Dunsts are missing!

Who is she?:





For those who saw it, it was alleged to be Bar Refaeli w/ the spread cheeks and curling iron in her.

Look fellas, I wish I could be spamming this thread w/ all the pics, but the fact of the matter is if JM gets an inundation of legal letters, it is 50/50 if they just flip the switch on this joint and shut it down.

By all means, talk about the pics, link to sites w/ news about em, but don't post em or direct link them. Once shit calms down and we see if they actually try to go after everyone and every site who posted them, then we could probably share them.

For now, dumb fuck Panzer used up the one free pass. Anyone else posting Fappening pics is getting a week in the Gimp Box.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 07:35 PM

OK, but I can't wait to post the chick with a dick poking her in the eye.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 07:44 PM

theres always private messages. The mods can make lists of people longer than the regular schmoe here can. At one short time we a some rather large lengthy behind the scenes discussions going before it fell apart.
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 08:08 PM

Is that pic of Upton with Verlander's load on her back verified? That was a pretty massive shot.

And these pics just verified my impression of her, she's fat. I'd fuck her sure, but there's much better out there in neighborhood bars all across the country. She has big uptops and took her 5 minutes of fame and ran with it, but other than that I'm not impressed.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 08:17 PM

I think the back shot is real, the birthmarks and freckles allegedly match. I think her body looks great. No problem at all with her shape. That is a giant load!
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 08:29 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
OK, but I can't wait to post the chick with a dick poking her in the eye.

There's a video clip with her where she sniffs the dude's balls and cornhole.
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 08:37 PM

Kate Upton's folder is the one to check out: her tender anus has a little 'roid pokin' out of it.
Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 10:18 PM

I realized earlier tonight that if my phone was hacked, all they would end up with is lots of pictures like this:

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/01/14 10:38 PM

I just realized that Jessica Brown Findlay is the actress that plays sweet blind rich girl in the movie Winter's Tale, which I've seen last week, is the same woman that was included in the leak as the one who is into sniffing nutsack and cornhole!
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/02/14 04:53 AM

Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
Is that pic of Upton with Verlander's load on her back verified? That was a pretty massive shot.

And these pics just verified my impression of her, she's fat. I'd fuck her sure, but there's much better out there in neighborhood bars all across the country. She has big uptops and took her 5 minutes of fame and ran with it, but other than that I'm not impressed. Would take McKayla Maroney body over her any day.

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
I think the back shot is real, the birthmarks and freckles allegedly match. I think her body looks great. No problem at all with her shape. That is a giant load!

Load lust, douche domes. Rent a room.
Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/02/14 06:13 AM

http://fappening.org/
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/02/14 10:10 AM

Originally Posted By: PrimeD
Load lust, douche domes. Rent a room.


Hush child, the adults are talking.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/02/14 10:37 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: PrimeD
Load lust, douche domes. Rent a room.


Hush child, the adults are talking.

You merely uncovered your crypto-homo side there; fag on, bitch boy.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/02/14 11:16 AM

Originally Posted By: PrimeD
You merely uncovered your crypto-homo side there; fag on, bitch boy.


yeah, I'm the bitch. Priceless.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/02/14 11:20 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: PrimeD
You merely uncovered your crypto-homo side there; fag on, bitch boy.


yeah, I'm the bitch. Priceless.

Semen spectator works also; fag on, bitch boy.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/03/14 01:02 AM

Mckayla Maroney's lawyers are hitting sites w/ takedown letters saying that she was underage in the pics. Ditch em if ya got em. She got bra and panties on in the ass shot though, so that may be safe.

Victoria Justice indirectly copped to her pics, after previously saying they were fakes. She said she's "taking legal action to protect her rights," so that pretty much says, "Yeah, that is me squatting on a sink taking a pic of my pussy."

It would be cool if some site posted the take down notices to confirm who is which pics. I really wanna know if that is definitely Alison Brie.

Also, some American Idol broad allegedly leaked her own pics yesterday to try and get some press.
Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/03/14 04:29 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I really wanna know if that is definitely Alison Brie.


Alison Brie is a freak! I hope there is more of her.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/03/14 10:20 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Victoria Justice ...pretty much says, "Yeah, that is me squatting on a sink taking a pic of my pussy."


Best shot in the bunch!
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/03/14 02:14 PM

A porn site is refusing to take down the JLaw pics saying that since they aren't all selfies that she doesn't own the copyright to all of them. They are demanding proof of JLaw's copyright or the name of who took the photos.

Very bright maneuver from people who have likely dealt with many copyright issues in the past. Once they get a letter w/ the name of the photographer, they will be able to auction it to the tabloids and make a bunch.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/who-photograph-jennifer-lawrence-naked-4158154
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/03/14 03:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
A porn site is refusing to take down the JLaw pics saying that since they aren't all selfies that she doesn't own the copyright to all of them. They are demanding proof of JLaw's copyright or the name of who took the photos.

Very bright maneuver from people who have likely dealt with many copyright issues in the past. Once they get a letter w/ the name of the photographer, they will be able to auction it to the tabloids and make a bunch.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/who-photograph-jennifer-lawrence-naked-4158154


I read about that earlier and thought it was awesome. Taking the pics down now is pretty much moot. Everyone has them or seen them. 4chan has tried to stop it and the /b/-tards are still posting them all the fuck over. The pics are all over the torrent sites as well.

I read somewhere that the initial leaked image post got hit over 2 million times in the first two and half hours.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/03/14 06:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
A porn site is refusing to take down the JLaw pics saying that since they aren't all selfies that she doesn't own the copyright to all of them. They are demanding proof of JLaw's copyright or the name of who took the photos.

Very bright maneuver from people who have likely dealt with many copyright issues in the past. Once they get a letter w/ the name of the photographer, they will be able to auction it to the tabloids and make a bunch.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/who-photograph-jennifer-lawrence-naked-4158154


I read about that earlier and thought it was awesome. Taking the pics down now is pretty much moot. Everyone has them or seen them. 4chan has tried to stop it and the /b/-tards are still posting them all the fuck over. The pics are all over the torrent sites as well.

I read somewhere that the initial leaked image post got hit over 2 million times in the first two and half hours.


There are probably lots of JLaw H8RZ out there hoping Harvey Weinstein is going to have to come forward to get them taken down. Popular among the kooks is that she was banging Harvey to get him to do a full PR push to get her that Oscar.

I just saw that 2-3 censored Kaley Cuoco teasers were released.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/04/14 05:45 AM

One of those girls is claiming her pics are of her while under-aged. What she doesn't realize is that she can be charged with child porn for participating in their creation just as well as someone who looks at them. Nevertheless, don't save her pics to your hard drive and wipe the temp files from cache!
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/05/14 05:56 PM

New leaks are coming down.

Saw some new pics of Kristen Ritter's fuzz and butt.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/05/14 06:56 PM

I thought everybody used a wiper plug-in for their browser these days? Or used the Tor client for questionable sites/links?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/05/14 08:15 PM

I just have my browser set to delete history, cache, cookies, etc, everytime I shut it down. Now that I my ISP gives McAfee free, I seem to have to shut it down every 4-5 hrs or it runs slower than an enwurd to work.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/05/14 10:10 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/05/14 11:40 PM

Non Fappening related, Gwen Stefani's milk engorged titty about to nourish her young.

Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/06/14 08:46 AM

nice vid.
Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/06/14 03:02 PM

how do you remember all your passwords for all your sites?

also, w/out some decent history I can't remember shit. I lost this site when I had a machine crash.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED NUDE - 09/06/14 10:30 PM

Originally Posted By: HillbillyHarry
how do you remember all your passwords for all your sites?

also, w/out some decent history I can't remember shit. I lost this site when I had a machine crash.


Repetition.

Some sites that have dicky requirements for PW's, and I rarely log into, I do PW recovery every time.

I am much more worried about someone in real life accessing my accounts than I am that some Chinese hacker is going to post as me on XPT or in the comments section of an article on CBSSports.com.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/10/14 03:55 PM

This dude is considering posting all the lawyer emails that he has received from posting Fappening pix. http://m2.thefappening.sexy/albums/

His registrar and server are in India (I think), so he is kind of out of reach, I guess.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/20/14 07:27 PM

I've read on TMZ that additional celeb "leaks" have happened. This is a reminder that the pictures are not to be posted here. Doing so equals a ban.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/20/14 09:00 PM

Yes, but where can such leaks be found? Surely a link to the source isn't an offense.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/21/14 01:58 AM

I thought I posted it before.

http://thefappening.sexy/albums/

Site has been in and out, due to either traffic or gubment. I have been opening albums, and by the 3rd pic I open in another window, the site is down again. I have since started to screen cap the albums. There is one pic of Big Bang Theory's Penny bent over in a thong that has taken 17+ thousand clicks today.

JLaw is up to 121 pics, but I haven't gotten that album to open, just saw 3 pics on some site.

There are some good Hayden P pics. No spread puss or buttcheeks frown but fappable stuff if it is actually her.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/21/14 02:06 AM

http://www.reddit.com/r/celebnsfw
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/21/14 02:34 AM

that .sexy site is working again and the Aubrey Plaza videos are up. I haven't seen the JLaws yet, but there are 4 links.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/21/14 08:42 AM

I don't know who Kate Bosworth is, but that reddit pic of her in the boots is awesome.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/21/14 09:39 AM

Anorexic actress. Only thing I remember her in was Wonderland, she played John Holmes' second wife.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/21/14 01:31 PM

Kaley Cuoco ass in thong pic is a fake. It was on Phun.org last year.

http://phun.org/index.php?id=6415
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/21/14 01:55 PM

54 pics of Amber Heard and her tits.

http://imgur.com/a/YJQ3I
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/21/14 07:20 PM

Lil whore who played Scotty on Suits. 5'5, 114, 32B.

http://imgur.com/a/8r6eU#m80P0Ct
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/21/14 07:30 PM

A lot of pics of Hope Solo's shit hole out now, if they are real, it is very nice.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/21/14 08:46 PM

I think this has everything and I've had no problems w/ the links

http://fap.jesus.si/
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/21/14 09:53 PM

Need the local expert to chime in here:

Could this be fecal matter on the hair around Hope Solo's anus?

http://www.imagebam.com/image/0e2fd4352586785#
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/21/14 10:13 PM


Abigail Spencer

She appears to be one more publically known attention addict sending her guy, girl or mule some wankware by opening up to a rotten fruit device and thus to the cloud of digital preservation.
She does it in style, porn style.


Nice face, average tits, good cunt, okay asshole and a tight ass.
Fit. Unknown cocksucking skills. Average faking.
Good whore.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/21/14 10:31 PM

Spencer video links that I found. Ass to the camera, bent over finger banging.

http://www44.zippyshare.com/v/9869145/file.html http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/9072429/file.html
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/22/14 12:44 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Lil whore who played Scotty on Suits. 5'5, 114, 32B.
Approved. But why does every woman (and some of the men) except Mike's grandmother on that show look like they hit the meth pipe at lunch, instead of the craft table? Talk about getting "Litt up!" laugh

The magnification on Hope Solo's poop chute looks like it needs a Snapper lawn mower with a carbide blade.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/22/14 01:19 AM

Yeah, that Solo broad is flaunting the anus in them pics too. Winking it, flaring it. Hot stuff. She's a sturdy broad too. Into the anal and could take it rough while putting up a decent struggle. Would like to dick her down.

re Suits broads: no clue on the meth vibe. I love how they try to get one gratuitous ass shot of each chick, in each episode. I have thought of Scottie's ass extensively. I would probably blow a load in my drawers if there was a video of Rachael like these.

There are 3 more videos of Scottie, that I have my eyes peeled for.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/22/14 01:21 AM

I was more interested by the internet response to the fappening than the actual pictures.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/22/14 09:18 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I have thought of Scottie's ass extensively. I would probably blow a load in my drawers if there was a video of Rachael like these.
You'd probably have to take a back seat to Harold. I bet he's gone full stalker on Rachel. I remember a scene once where she's up on a ladder in the law library, and Harold moves the ladder to "help." Help look up her skirt. All I could think of was "nice beaver" scene from Naked Gun. I'll take Donna, personally.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/22/14 03:43 PM

There was a link for Velvet Skye but its dead...You got another one...?
Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/22/14 04:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Richard Hungwell
There was a link for Velvet Skye but its dead...You got another one...?


http://imgur.com/MxUIqcw
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/22/14 05:41 PM

Yep, that is the pic I seen.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/22/14 06:51 PM

Who's the brunette wanking in the .avi file? She's on a bed with a padded white background. Camera is between her legs.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/22/14 08:20 PM

Thanks

That photo looks a little photo-shopped but who cares... She would be an excellent T.F.

I've released a couple of of my cloud photos but know one has posted them yet but its just a matter of time....
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/22/14 10:25 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Who's the brunette wanking in the .avi file? She's on a bed with a padded white background. Camera is between her legs.


Scottie from Suits, Abigail Spencer.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/23/14 04:44 AM

http://www.emmayouarenext.com/
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/23/14 05:32 AM

Different Emma, but I heard once that Emma Stone has a sex tape from before she became famous. Has that been leaked?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/23/14 07:39 AM

A lot of people are saying that Emma website is gonna be the biggest rickroll ever. Just what I've read.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/23/14 08:45 AM

Almost all those links are dead end now.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/23/14 12:22 PM

the .sexy one is still live and today's adds are noted dominatrix Leelee Sobieski and anal leakage queen Jenny McCarthy. The Jenny set is good stuff.
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/23/14 01:37 PM

Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
Need the local expert to chime in here:

Could this be fecal matter on the hair around Hope Solo's anus?

http://www.imagebam.com/image/0e2fd4352586785#


This image violated imagebam's terms of service.

Do you have any idea how horrible and twisted something must be to violate imagebam's terms of service?
Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/23/14 03:12 PM

Try Pirate Bay. I just downloaded all Jenny McCarthy the latest stuff.
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/23/14 07:10 PM

Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
Need the local expert to chime in here:

Could this be fecal matter on the hair around Hope Solo's anus?

http://www.imagebam.com/image/0e2fd4352586785#


This image violated imagebam's terms of service.

Do you have any idea how horrible and twisted something must be to violate imagebam's terms of service?


Let's just say she must have run out of toilet paper that day. It's still on the .sexy site, you'll know it when you see it. I'd post it, but she just posted to her FB page she's looking into legal options, blah, blah, blah.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/23/14 10:27 PM

Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
Need the local expert to chime in here:

Could this be fecal matter on the hair around Hope Solo's anus?

http://www.imagebam.com/image/0e2fd4352586785#


This image violated imagebam's terms of service.

Do you have any idea how horrible and twisted something must be to violate imagebam's terms of service?


Let's just say she must have run out of toilet paper that day. It's still on the .sexy site, you'll know it when you see it. I'd post it, but she just posted to her FB page she's looking into legal options, blah, blah, blah.


I can see why she is pissed. Now every dude who ever dates her is going to know she is into anal and ask for it really early in the relationship. If she don't give it up quickly, then they will know she don't really love em.

She a rough & tumble girl, so I bet she loves it when it hurts.
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/24/14 12:34 AM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Originally Posted By: Willie D
A lot of people are saying that Emma website is gonna be the biggest rickroll ever. Just what I've read.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/24/14 11:25 AM

I seen that too man. All sorts a frowny face up in this joint.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/24/14 11:47 AM

I just read on reddit that the emma watson thing is an attempt to get 4chan shut down.
Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/24/14 06:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Yeah, that Solo broad is flaunting the anus in them pics too. Winking it, flaring it. Hot stuff. She's a sturdy broad too. Into the anal and could take it rough while putting up a decent struggle. Would like to dick her down.

re Suits broads: no clue on the meth vibe. I love how they try to get one gratuitous ass shot of each chick, in each episode. I have thought of Scottie's ass extensively. I would probably blow a load in my drawers if there was a video of Rachael like these.

There are 3 more videos of Scottie, that I have my eyes peeled for.


I have been hankering for Donna for a few years now. I love that look.

but yes, they all seem to squeeze into dresses
Posted by: drained

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/24/14 06:41 PM


Carly Pope's pics are forgettable.

That whore looks as if she serviced a lot of people called Hans, Ernst and Dieter in a concentration camp.
It's the 1000-sucked-nazi-dicks stare.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/24/14 09:03 PM

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/24/14 09:54 PM

i didn;t realize sarah shahi is so tatted up. i almost mistaken her for current talent
Posted by: adv0cad0

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/25/14 03:48 AM

I think those were fake tats for that shitty Stallone movie she was in a few years back (that I had the misfortune of seeing).
Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/25/14 08:55 AM

that makes more sense then. I could of sworn i'd seen her is some USA blue sky show and she was looking much less trampy and much more faceable
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/21/14 12:08 PM

It's not nude or pervy, but she is a celebrity and I thought this fit better here than in the funny pic thread. Renee Zelweger botoxed the fuck outta her face:

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/21/14 07:23 PM

That pic is making the rounds. She's batshit crazy and always has been. You can only hide it for so long.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/22/14 11:35 AM

excuse the photobombing but shes extremely hot










Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/22/14 11:52 AM










Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/22/14 11:54 AM




the end
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/28/14 11:12 AM

Alyssa Milano breastfeeding

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/31/14 07:36 AM


chelsea handler showing off her tits.dont mind the topless guy,theyre just trying to show its unfair topless pics of guys can be posted and yet you cant see some tits on instagram without them possibly being taken down.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/31/14 09:52 AM

Allegedly Handler is such a mess (pills, booze, blow) that Netflix is afraid she isn't going to be able to pull off press for her show that is supposed to start on there. Also allegedly, she loves it in her ass.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/06/14 12:10 AM

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/12/14 08:56 AM




i wonder if kanye enjoys ass cheek fucking her.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/12/14 11:05 AM

He would if she was a dude.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/13/14 08:53 AM


this isnt real,but is kind of convincing.i looked for her nudes,the one i found wasnt anything to write home about.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/13/14 09:05 AM

Google Image Search "Aubrey Plaza Fappening".

DO NOT POST ANY FAPPENING PICS ON THIS SITE.

Were you out of Booty Camp for the Fappening? You may be interested in the JLaw pics and a model Emily Rsomething. Long Polish 'ski name, I never spell it right.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/13/14 11:23 AM

Are there any Kardashian pics from the magazine other than the cover shot?
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/13/14 02:06 PM

ill look barry.and yeah i found out about the fappening when i got out late sept.i know better than to post them.i never did see the kate upton nutshot ones though.pm me if you have links to them jerky.

edit.here they are: chaka chaka


do want!^
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/14/14 12:52 PM

Nikki Minaj is such a bangable fattie.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/14 11:16 AM

Hayden P, in a bikini, pregnant and about to burst.

Album (10pics): http://imgur.com/a/NJSzg#0





Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/19/14 02:48 PM

Is she giving birth to an African village?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/19/14 03:11 PM

Daughter. Her hubby is 6'6, 240lb, Ukie heavyweight boxing champ. Baby girl gonna be a monster.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/19/14 03:16 PM

I didn't know she was with Wladimir Klitschko.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/19/14 04:30 PM

Yep. They were together for a while, broke up (allegedly because she likes it so rough he thought he would seriously hurt her) then got back together in 2013.

She is 5'1, 110lbs. He is 6'6, 240. I saw them once in a Russian nightclub I service. She was standing on a chair to slow dance with him.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/19/14 04:34 PM

I'm 6'6" and about 270 at the moment. My last girlfriend was 5'3". I had no idea we looked so goofy together. When we first got together she'd sometimes freak out and run away when I was standing next to/over her. Now I kind of get it.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/19/14 06:06 PM

Not as goofy as a short chick w/ a shorter guy. Mena Suvari is 5'4. Here she is wearing flat sandals. Her dude has to be 5' or less. He's like a mini manlet.




Since I brought up Mena, I will add some pics to the thread. Some may be repeats.















And some recent ones.



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/19/14 09:31 PM

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/20/14 12:10 AM

who dat?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/20/14 07:12 AM

Katy Perry w/ her top x-rayed (contrast levels adjusted in photoshop).
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/23/14 08:39 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Daughter. Her hubby is 6'6, 240lb, Ukie heavyweight boxing champ. Baby girl gonna be a monster.


That's not going to be a kid. That's going to be a litter.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/28/14 08:49 PM





melissa marie of the millionaires
Posted by: Generizer

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/29/14 09:54 PM

I almost came until I saw that thass. Now I hate myself.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/30/14 07:46 AM

Is that a narrow assed tranny?
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/30/14 06:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Generizer
I almost came until I saw that thass. Now I hate myself.
that hate.i think she has a nice ass.youre just mad shes actually pretty.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/30/14 07:30 PM

Originally Posted By: frankie fatale
Originally Posted By: Generizer
I almost came until I saw that thass. Now I hate myself.
that hate.i think she has a nice ass.


She got less ass than you got hair, bro.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/30/14 07:45 PM

well opinions and assholes,i for one would like to bury my face in hers as well as my fat dick.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/30/14 08:15 PM

You would bruise yerself on her pelvis, which you would definitely crack if you fucked her.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/30/14 09:57 PM

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/01/14 08:48 AM

It may be that big hair that's throwing off the ass perspective.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/18/14 09:51 PM

Yolandi Visser from Die Antwoord, nude. I can't think of another celeb furburger slip. Usually they all get waxed before showing off the snatch.











Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/22/14 03:21 PM

Kendall Jenner





Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/28/14 04:32 PM

More Miley Cyrus almost nude









Pink nude tits & pissing





old Jessica Simpson camel toe



Chelsea Handler tits


Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/28/14 08:15 PM

Mental Patient era Britney Spears nude. Click for full size.



captures from bts footage on a video shoot.

http://pornwhoresandcelebsluts.tumblr.co...ng-just-pasties







Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/28/14 09:39 PM

Fuck Bri†ney, post more Jessica Simpson (if that pic is current).
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/29/14 12:21 AM

I did a GIS. The J-Simp pics seem to be from 2013.



Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/29/14 09:56 AM

Jessica Simpson (before the kids at least) is probably one of the hottest chicks on the planet. If you watch her old show when she's just hanging out (no make up etc) she is still a smoke show.
And I would still totally get with Britney.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/29/14 10:15 AM

Completely agree on Simpleton. Bitch is smoking hot and she is rumored to be quite a fan of the anal. Plus, I think there is a very good chance that she is too stupid to be crazy. Her sister seems to have gotten all the crazy.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/06/15 09:42 PM

Jessica Alba





Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/10/15 11:29 AM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/12/15 10:49 AM

Allison Williams getting her ass eaten on Girls.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/13/15 01:00 PM

Yeah, I'm getting sick of em too, but here is Miley Cyrus Naked again. You know she wants to show her pussy so bad. She probably has to be talked out of it every time.











Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/13/15 01:32 PM

I'd so bang that skinny cunt.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/13/15 11:35 PM

I hear ya, Barry. I would run a stopwatch from the time I pulled my cock out, to her first breakdown.

Anyway, Katie Perry Nude Tits



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/15/15 12:01 AM

Taylor Swift pic that has been x-rayed.

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/15/15 01:28 AM

Follow the Taylor Swift Computer Security hacker twitter account. it's a bit surreal

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/19/15 10:29 AM

Amanda Peet Nude Tits





And a throwback pic of them tits.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/21/15 11:01 AM

Selena Gomez before X-ray...



and after X-ray.
Click to reveal..
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/27/15 08:54 PM

More Miley Cyrus naked

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/27/15 09:27 PM

Those are the only pics I've seen of her where she looks good.
Posted by: butterman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/02/15 05:43 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
More Miley Cyrus naked


Too bad there were no sharks around!
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/18/15 06:25 PM

Selena goes full jailbait.

The guy on TMZ said she looks like she let some old guy take pics of her so she could make bus fare home. BTW: she is 22 in this pic.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/18/15 08:07 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Selena goes full jailbait.

The guy on TMZ said she looks like she let some old guy take pics of her so she could make bus fare home. BTW: she is 22 in this pic.


Hot. By the time she's 35 she'll look 16, if the coke don't take its toll.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/18/15 08:14 PM

Full size



Posted by: windsock

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/18/15 09:43 PM

Any nudie picture of 'Tales from the City'-era Laura Linney? masturbanana
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/05/15 06:27 AM

Ireland Baldwin Topless Nipple



Click for full size



Here's the zoom in

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/21/15 04:14 AM

Julianne Hough nip slip nipple nude boobs tits



Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/21/15 04:28 PM

Miley Cyrus is the Missy Monroe of "A"-list celebrities for me. Seeing Miley naked again at this point is about as titillating as watching a bunch of guys gang bang Missy Monroe yet again sleep .
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/21/15 07:56 PM

I hear ya. I seen her lil titties enough. She needs to show some box and bunghole soon. Maybe pull a fan on stage and pinch a loaf on his chest.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/22/15 11:10 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I hear ya. I seen her lil titties enough. She needs to show some box and bunghole soon. Maybe pull a fan on stage and pinch a loaf on his chest.


Dropping a deuce in front of 20,000? I can't even do my filthy business with the dog in the washroom.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/02/15 01:21 PM

Taylor Swift enjoying herself during a concert.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/02/15 03:57 PM

Good find, Steezo.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/08/15 09:26 PM

When will she finally find love?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/16/15 06:37 PM

Lady GaGa seems to have gone through a post-drug use pork up. I kinda hate myself for finding her meaty, zitty ass quite fuckable.











Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/17/15 07:52 AM

Jessica Simpson

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/17/15 12:16 PM

jessica Simpson's tits are much smaller than I expected.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/18/15 06:25 AM

I probably jumped thee gun on the Simpleton pic. Turns out it is a likely fake frown
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/29/15 11:10 PM

Miley is showing bush now. It can't be too long before she spreads cheeks for the camera.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/30/15 12:31 AM

Miley Cyrus acts like a chick whose dad diddled her and now she's trying to get even. Its like those chicks who do porn and talk to their parents while some mope is fucking her in the ass.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/30/15 12:51 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Miley is showing bush now. It can't be too long before she spreads cheeks for the camera.



Maybe it's because I got high on shrooms and watched this movie the other night, but my mind free-associated that pic with Martin Sheen rising out of the mudwater in Apocalypse Now.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/30/15 01:24 AM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2
Miley Cyrus acts like a chick whose dad diddled her and now she's trying to get even. Its like those chicks who do porn and talk to their parents while some mope is fucking her in the ass.


My money's on the goth brother, not the father...but agreed.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/30/15 01:53 AM

What's great about this is that Miley has grown up in the age where anal sex is normative in the porn that she's no doubt been watching. I do think, though, that whatever sex tape gets released will probably feature lesbian action rather than PIV.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/30/15 09:42 AM

I'm surprised with her contrived edginess that she would have anything other than hard floors.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/30/15 10:07 AM

Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
What's great about this is that Miley has grown up in the age where anal sex is normative in the porn that she's no doubt been watching. I do think, though, that whatever sex tape gets released will probably feature lesbian action rather than PIV.
Yes, and words like patriarchy and empowerment will be used in the description.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/30/15 10:42 AM

Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
What's great about this is that Miley has grown up in the age where anal sex is normative in the porn that she's no doubt been watching. I do think, though, that whatever sex tape gets released will probably feature lesbian action rather than PIV.


She is such a needy attention whore that anal would be on the table even if porn never existed.
Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/03/15 05:39 AM

Some C-thru Elle Fanning from yesterday.

Story here http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...erly-Hills.html

http://www.justjared.com/2015/07/03/elle...les/?ref=footer

Full gallery here http://imgur.com/a/zZQdX


Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/03/15 07:00 AM

^That broad is 17, dude. Probably a bad idea to repost here. Jerky, can we get a ruling on the field?
Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/03/15 09:50 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
^That broad is 17, dude. Probably a bad idea to repost here. Jerky, can we get a ruling on the field?


Took the pics down but left the links to major gossip websites that they're currently posted on.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/03/15 10:12 AM

Cool.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/04/15 09:46 AM

Thanks.
Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/05/15 05:33 AM

Kate Mara from that Netflix show House of Cards. These pics are from this months Esquire magazine.








Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/05/15 11:11 AM

Nice trust fund titties.
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/05/15 12:55 PM

^ Nice find, Kate Mara is fucking hot
Posted by: adv0cad0

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/05/15 01:44 PM

Bottom photo looks fake, like they grafted the head from the preceding photo onto another (nude) body. Still hot though.
Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/21/15 08:24 PM

New magazine cover of Lauren Cohan from the Walking Dead.

Bigger pic http://www.imagebam.com/image/54e7c7423511813


Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/21/15 08:26 PM

Miley Cyrus full frontal outtake from a photo shoot with the watermarks removed.

Link to bigger pic http://www.imagebam.com/image/399757423450803




Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/21/15 11:09 PM

No beef curtains on the Cyrus whore. I'da figured nagger dick woulda stretched them piss flaps out and had em danglin.
Posted by: jstubs

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/22/15 06:23 AM

I'm also surprised Cyrus is as groomed as she is.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/22/15 12:04 PM

Can someone explain the makeup and the pose.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/22/15 01:02 PM

Fuck doll/robot ?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/22/15 09:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo
Can someone explain the makeup and the pose.



Steez, I think you're over-analyzing this. And yes, I fully appreciate the Irony of ME saying that.
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/22/15 10:09 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Can someone explain the makeup and the pose.



Steez, I think you're over-analyzing this. And yes, I fully appreciate the Irony of ME saying that.


Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/12/15 09:40 PM

I hope these pics are from a set where she's playing a meth whore and not from real life.





Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/13/15 01:21 AM

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/24/15 12:48 AM

http://horrorunlimited.blogspot.com/2013/04/elvira-mistress-of-dark-sexy-nude.html
Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/06/15 08:39 PM

Walking Dead chick nude for the first time.

Good quality gif

http://gfycat.com/PolishedFearfulHuemul









Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/22/15 08:27 AM

^^^cute lil boobs.

Iggy Azalea nipple nude boobs

Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/06/15 04:12 AM

Amy Schumer (bra-less) and Jennifer Lawrence yesterday in Atlanta.


Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/06/15 05:52 PM

Holy fuckin baloney tits on the Schumer pig.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/08/15 08:08 AM

She looks like she ate another Amy Schumer recently.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/09/15 01:05 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Holy fuckin baloney tits on the Schumer pig.


Inside Amy Schumer Focus Group She can read your mind.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/09/15 01:11 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Lady GaGa seems to have gone through a post-drug use pork up. I kinda hate myself for finding her meaty, zitty ass quite



Yeah, watched the first episode of American Horror Story: Hotel and she got near naked and was kinda sexy in her weird way, which is odd as previously I found her repulsive.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/13/15 07:00 PM



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 10/14/15 10:30 AM

Nice.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/08/15 07:28 AM

Ireland Baldwin Ass

Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/09/15 03:51 PM

New Miley from a magazine. Right click on image and select view image for a higher quality/bigger pic.


Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/09/15 03:56 PM

Well she doesn't look drugged out at all, so that confirms the crazy.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/09/15 04:09 PM

That weed on the counter?

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/09/15 06:29 PM

Originally Posted By: lambert
New Miley from a magazine. Right click on image and select view image for a higher quality/bigger pic.


Is there anything we can click on for a higher quality whore?
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/11/15 01:43 AM

She looks like she's getting ready to do a Max Hardcore shoot.
Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/13/15 11:38 AM

Some new Miley





Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/13/15 11:40 AM



Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/13/15 11:41 AM



Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/13/15 12:20 PM

I see some lippage in this one.


Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/13/15 03:27 PM

Does anyone at all find these pictures hot? The crazy eyes are especially off-putting.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/15/15 10:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo
Does anyone at all find these pictures hot? The crazy eyes are especially off-putting.


Miley's selling point isn't "hot" it is "filthy". You know she would ream yer balloon knot with that filthy tongue.

Good stuff Lambert, keep em coming.
Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/16/15 03:03 PM

Jennifer Lopez concert last week in Miami. Right click on image and select view image for a higher quality/bigger pic.








Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/16/15 04:33 PM

Lambert is turning into my favorite poster.

Puerto Rican balloon knot....tonight I'll probably be jackin to JLo for the first time in over a decade.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/16/15 05:57 PM

true cinema verite
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/17/15 01:17 AM

We can comfort ourselves with the knowledge that there are pictures of Miley with Terry Richardson's cock in her mouth and probably in her anus as well, just waiting to drop.
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/17/15 07:33 PM

That's a beautiful pooper.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/17/15 07:37 PM

Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
That's a beautiful pooper.


Held up remarkably, considering all the burritos been fired out of there.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/17/15 10:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
That's a beautiful pooper.


Held up remarkably, considering all the burritos been fired out of there.
I used to work construction so I saw more than my fair share of latino feces in the shit houses on the job sites. Judging by the feces which tends to have an orangish color, and likely rates as a 5 on the Bristol Stool Scale, I would say that it's far more damaging to the lower GI tract to walk a mile in Christian's shoes, versus eating bean burritos in J-Lo's house.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/18/15 01:05 AM

Originally Posted By: JasonH
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
That's a beautiful pooper.


Held up remarkably, considering all the burritos been fired out of there.
I used to work construction so I saw more than my fair share of latino feces in the shit houses on the job sites. Judging by the feces which tends to have an orangish color, and likely rates as a 5 on the Bristol Stool Scale, I would say that it's far more damaging to the lower GI tract to walk a mile in Christian's shoes, versus eating bean burritos in J-Lo's house.


I'll throw a wild guess and say that the orange color is all the Goya Hot Sauce in it.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/22/15 07:55 PM

Staying in my wheelhouse...

selena gomez
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/08/16 05:52 AM

Ronda Rousey body paint



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/29/16 11:39 AM

Aubrey Plaza ass in bikini







Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/29/16 01:03 PM

That's the chick wanking in the bathroom mirror in the Fappening files.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/29/16 02:58 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
That's the chick wanking in the bathroom mirror in the Fappening files.


Yes. That butt lookin firmer than I thought. I will have to re-watch the videos and re-fap to thoughts of kneeling behind her and lapping at her cornhole.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/17/16 09:35 PM

Lindsey Vonn doing pull ups in bodypaint.

Even when I was on set I never stopped training...now it's back to work though. Excited to race this weekend in Italy but definitely bummed I missed all the @si_swimsuit fun back in states. #strongisbeautiful #backtowork

A video posted by Lindsey Vonn (@lindseyvonn) on


Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/19/16 05:43 PM

Britney Spear's ass circa 2009

Posted by: windsock

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/01/16 04:05 PM

Any images of Dee Wallace? I mean early in her career. I recently saw Joe Dante's very fine horror comedy 'The Howling' again and found her to be very luscious and molestable.
Posted by: windsock

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/01/16 04:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules



masturbanana


Oh yes. Yes indeed. I want her to leave that grey tank on and I want to soil it with my fluids. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Yeaaaah. You got it? I'll do it again.
Ahhhhhh. Oooooooh. Yesssss, baby.
masturbanana
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/01/16 07:44 PM

Too bad those puppies are gone now.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/01/16 08:31 PM

These upskirt shots of 2009 era Jessica Simpson recently came to my attention and I thought I would share them.







Posted by: windsock

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/02/16 03:20 PM

That is in no way verifiable. They could've put the same pronted dress on another lady who consented to having photographs taken from that angle. The reason I bring this up is because I have a very analytical mind and tend to look at things from a persoective that most people would find surprising and unexpected. I am also highly intellectual.
Posted by: windsock

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/02/16 10:29 PM

I've been browsing through this thread looking at all the lovely pictures, and after seeing how many pictures of Bill Ray Cyrus's disgusting teenaged son are collected here I've vome to the conclusion that Heather Deep may have a point: Y'all are a bunch of fags.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/04/16 07:41 AM

Originally Posted By: windsock
That is in no way verifiable. They could've put the same pronted dress on another lady who consented to having photographs taken from that angle. The reason I bring this up is because I have a very analytical mind and tend to look at things from a persoective that most people would find surprising and unexpected. I am also highly intellectual.


Holding hands w/ Romo.



and she's wearing the same ring

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/16/16 12:53 AM



One of the people behind The Fappening -- the hacking and release of nude pics and vids belonging to more than a dozen celebrities -- was busted by the feds, and is now pleading guilty.

Ryan Collins was charged with unauthorized access to a protected computer. The feds say Collins is responsible for hacking into the computers of more than 100 victms -- at least 18 of them famous -- and downloading their photos and videos.

According to the docs, he got in through Apple iCloud and Gmail accounts between Nov. 1, 2012 and Sep. 2, 2014 ... using a phishing scheme.

Some of the famous Fappening victims included Kate Upton, Jennifer Lawrence, Kirsten Dunst and Hope Solo. It's unclear if Collins hacked their accounts in particular. He has not been charged with leaking the material to the public.

Collins struck a plea deal, and could face up to 5 years in prison. Prosecutors say they will recommend he only get 18 months in exchange for a guilty plea.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/15/the-fappening-hacker-arrest-guilty-plea-ryan-collins/#ixzz433BMt8Wf
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/16/16 09:30 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster


One of the people behind The Fappening -- the hacking and release of nude pics and vids belonging to more than a dozen celebrities -- was busted by the feds, and is now pleading guilty.

Ryan Collins was charged with unauthorized access to a protected computer. The feds say Collins is responsible for hacking into the computers of more than 100 victms -- at least 18 of them famous -- and downloading their photos and videos.

According to the docs, he got in through Apple iCloud and Gmail accounts between Nov. 1, 2012 and Sep. 2, 2014 ... using a phishing scheme.

Some of the famous Fappening victims included Kate Upton, Jennifer Lawrence, Kirsten Dunst and Hope Solo. It's unclear if Collins hacked their accounts in particular. He has not been charged with leaking the material to the public.

Collins struck a plea deal, and could face up to 5 years in prison. Prosecutors say they will recommend he only get 18 months in exchange for a guilty plea.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/15/the-fappening-hacker-arrest-guilty-plea-ryan-collins/#ixzz433BMt8Wf


Poor bastard. He should have gotten a medal.

I hope he has some more stuff hidden on a thumb drive somewhere.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/16/16 09:41 AM

Hadn't seen this before, and I've looked. Anna Camp tits. Rev. Newland's wife from True Blood. I was so angry they never showed her tits.



http://straight.fleshbot.com/6006149/anna-camps-breasts-are-aca-amazing-in-goodbye-to-all-that
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/16/16 01:45 PM

True Blood started out pretty good then it got ridiculous fast
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/17/16 06:49 AM

Yes. The titties are why I stuck with it.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/17/16 01:56 PM

I always felt bad for wanting to bang Anna Paquin because she looks a little retarded in her eyes.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/17/16 02:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2
I always felt bad for wanting to bang Anna Paquin because she looks a little retarded in her eyes.


I love that. Kristen Bell gives the empty eyes look often.



Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/17/16 03:53 PM

She looks like her IQ is two digits.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/18/16 02:58 AM

Originally Posted By: artwilliams
She looks like her IQ is two digits.


Well, she did marry Dax Sheppard. So...yeah.
Posted by: windsock

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/18/16 09:41 AM

She is hot.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/18/16 08:42 PM

Originally Posted By: windsock
She is hot.


yes





Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/21/16 10:06 AM

Olivia Wilde nude tits pussy



Merkin, not real bush.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/21/16 10:57 AM

Posted by: windsock

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/21/16 02:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules


Who is this hot little bitch and is this picture from 1984?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/21/16 03:02 PM

Originally Posted By: windsock
Originally Posted By: Jerkules


Who is this hot little bitch and is this picture from 1984?


Amanda Seyfried, from the movie she played Linda Lovelace.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1426329/
Posted by: windsock

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/21/16 07:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Amanda Seyfried


Thank you, sir. I know who that is. Didn't recognize her, like I didn't recognize Gretchen Mol in the Bettie Page movie.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/21/16 10:03 PM

Originally Posted By: windsock
Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Amanda Seyfried


Thank you, sir. I know who that is. Didn't recognize her, like I didn't recognize Gretchen Mol in the Bettie Page movie.


Yer welcome.

If I remember correctly, the movie wasn't bad. You should check it out.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/31/16 04:55 PM

Lovelace is anti-porn propaganda literally produced by Catherine Mackinnon, solider in arms with Andrea Dworkin based on Linda's nonsensical and discredited book Ordeal.

Imagine if Confessions of a Dangerous Mind wasn't intended to be meta-ironic.


Reasonably watchable if you approach it the way a Left Behind movie can be hilarious.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/31/16 06:27 PM

I have always had a question about Confessions. The scene of the "I'd have to say up the butt, Bob"- do you think that's the original footage or did they recreate it and futz it to look period. I felt that it did not look authentic in regards to being original footage. Most TV clips from that period have a specific look to the way the video has aged. I think they just recreated it for the movie.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/02/16 05:35 AM

I would guess they recreated it so they wouldn't have to pay the rights.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/02/16 08:08 AM

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/02/16 08:09 AM

BTW the full reply screen on this page is totally fucked up. 9 miles wide.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/02/16 01:50 PM

That is beyond my pay rate, Backy.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/02/16 02:10 PM

Crazy, thanks for letting us know BD.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/16 09:56 AM

Ariel Winter - Modern Family - Bikini attention whoring












Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/16 10:41 AM

Future fatty on her way to porkville
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/16 11:46 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Future fatty on her way to porkville


Yeah. She gonna be a 5'1 canned ham. Should have gone w/ adderall habit over breast reduction.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/16 01:51 PM



Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/16 02:06 PM

Post up some Selena Gomez shots from the new GQ shoot and cleanse the palate.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/16 03:33 PM

I just checked em out & this is the only one I found hot, because of her pretty lil mouth.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/13/16 05:25 PM



BTS Selena sizzle reel

Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/14/16 09:30 PM

Rhea Seehorn of Better Call Saul.

I've yet to make it through an episode without touching myself.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 04/14/16 10:47 PM

Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
of Better Call Saul.

I've yet to make it through an episode without touching myself.



Yeah. The fact that she would fuck Jimmy/Saul is a huge amount of fiction and makes me angry the show isn't on HBO/Showtime.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/02/16 08:50 AM

Taylor Swift cameltoe pussy yoga pants







Posted by: lambert

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/05/16 10:01 AM

This pic is going around on Celeb pic forums right now. Supposedly it is a test wardrobe shoot for a fashion magazine that got released. It checks out with other c-thru pics of Emma having different sized boobs like some women. See her name on the champagne bottle in the pic. It makes people think this is a real pic probably taken at her apartment.


Right click on image to make it bigger.



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/05/16 09:42 PM

Originally Posted By: lambert
This pic is going around on Celeb pic forums right now. Supposedly it is a test wardrobe shoot for a fashion magazine that got released. It checks out with other c-thru pics of Emma having different sized boobs like some women. See her name on the champagne bottle in the pic. It makes people think this is a real pic probably taken at her apartment.


Right click on image to make it bigger.





You should make a thread here w/ yer porn whore Polaroids.
Posted by: monavie

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/16/16 12:56 PM

That Asian girl is actress Me Swarroroad, porn chick
Posted by: monavie

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/16/16 01:05 PM

Little crossed eyed there, might need a corrective bra!
Posted by: monavie

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/16/16 01:45 PM

Schumer makes trailer trash look like royalty! Those aren't fun bags, those tits are garbage bags..what a friggin slob
Posted by: windsock

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/17/16 02:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Ariel Winter




Okay so maybe it is accurate to say she is headed for "porkville". How does that negate this? One could just as easily look at a ripe succulent peach and say it is destined to become insect covered mush one day. Well so what? Sometimes I get the impression some of you are really old fashioned at heart with visions of "happily ever after" dancing in your head. masturbanana
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/17/16 03:33 PM



Not nude, but obscene anyway.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/17/16 07:15 PM

^ I hate him, but he did date Nikki Dial, so he did at least one thing in his life that I approve of. I'm sure there were lots of drugs influencing her judgment at the time.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/18/16 03:05 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo
^ I hate him, but he did date Nikki Dial, so he did at least one thing in his life that I approve of. I'm sure there were lots of drugs influencing her judgment at the time.


He was married to Vanessa Marcil for a few years too. Fucking amazing this putz was able to pull some of the top ass in Hollywood. A few years later he lived next door to Chico Wang and Joel Lawrence and used to throw some pretty bangin swinger parties.



Posted by: lostboy

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/22/16 06:38 PM

Alicia Silverstone nude Peta ad. Great ass

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/21/22/undefined-undefined-3AA030B300000578-26_308x325.jpg
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 02/28/17 09:28 AM

I re watched the I Spit On Your Grave trilogy this past weekend, and I broad in the first and 3rd really gets me going. I found some pics of her other nude work in The Stranger Within.

ISOYG









TSW





Great hindquarters on that show horse.
Posted by: windsock

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/01/17 07:10 PM

Re: Alicia Silverstone. That bitch is smokin' fuckin' hot!::
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/04/17 02:26 AM

Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass here...can't tell if it's real or photoshop.



Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/04/17 02:28 AM

I find Kristen Schaal's unsexy sexy.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/05/17 05:39 AM

Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass here...can't tell if it's real or photoshop.





Looks like a photo shoppette [just a bit of an embellishment] She doesn't really need it for ass or boobs. She just needs to get nekkid on film before it all goes south.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/17/17 08:11 PM

WWE's Paige


paige fucked/nude pics from john cena on Vimeo.

Posted by: adv0cad0

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/18/17 07:07 PM

Huh, never knew Brad Maddox & Xavier Woods were a tag team.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/08/17 06:04 PM

Katy Perry







Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 05/08/17 06:42 PM

back on track!
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/09/17 06:19 PM

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/09/17 06:37 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster


Filthy little beaner slut. "So yummy!" The asshole next to her looks like Todd Bridges.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/10/17 06:55 AM

SellyG really needs a manager who whips her if she doesn't do squats & lunges.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/13/17 05:08 PM

Allison Brie topless tits nude from the Netflix relaunch of GLOW

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/16/17 01:04 AM

Surprised there are no Allison Brie fans around here.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/04/17 08:04 PM

jerky, whos going to be the first celeb to go full dirtstar?. its yet to be done, yes?.
i was hoping Miley but she regrouped.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/04/17 08:25 PM

There was another fappening wave a week or two ago too. Also, the original fappening guy went to jail for a long time.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 09/04/17 09:29 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
jerky, whos going to be the first celeb to go full dirtstar?. its yet to be done, yes?.
i was hoping Miley but she regrouped.


Plenty of butthole in the Fappening. J-laws was nice, Hope Solo not so much.

WWE's Paige had a balloon knot pic, plus a couple videos of her dildoing her asshole. Also a 3 some w/ a colored and a white wrestler.

If yer talking just a "wardrobe malfunction" butthole slip, Bynes was always my guess, but she's medicated and under wraps now, so I don't know.

There were some pics of Miley pissing in the last celeb pic dump. Not sitting on a toilet, but full squat and golden stream.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/15/17 08:13 PM

resurfaced in the Weinstein stories



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/22/17 02:36 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
resurfaced in the Weinstein stories





Still don't know any details of what went down with her "rape". I get a chuckle at her calling out Affleck, etc, that they never spoke up for her. SHE TOOK THE MONEY! If she wanted justice, she should have gone to the police instead of taking a pay off and probably the promise of work.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 03/01/18 11:06 PM

Kristen Bell was just on some show talking about how she got anal worms from her daughter, so I figured I'd post some old paparazzi pics. Probably repeats in this thread. Hot lil bitch though.






Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 08/07/19 03:42 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Allison Brie topless tits nude from the Netflix relaunch of GLOW



Recently watched the GLOW show and enjoyed it. I think Brie got in a lil too good of shape and lost a lil bit of tits.





Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 01/03/20 02:30 AM

Saw Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Thought the skinny brunette Manson girl who picked up Brad Pitt was hot. Turns out it was one of Andie McDowell's daughters and she previously did nude work.






God bless the internet and smart phones. Every time i watch an old movie, i check out the trivia about it on IMDB, and new movies i look for bimbo actress nude work.

Taratino was extra.creepy with feet shots in OUATIH.
Posted by: SuperDuperBored

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 06/05/20 07:18 PM

Good ole' Andie McDowell, lifeless actress but okay to look at. Also, she did have the smarts to pop out a couple of cute daughters.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 11/07/20 12:20 AM

Here is Andy's daughter full nude in her sisters music video.


Love Me Like You Hate Me (2020) from LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner on Vimeo.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/17/22 09:19 PM

Never heard of the movie Killer Joe before. It is an above average plot but probably fell short of expectations for the star studded cast. McConaughey, Liotta, Gershon, Temple. Juno Temple is like choked on a hot dog as a kid type of tarded and over protective. Rust Cole takes her as collateral for a hit, then has a kinky nude scene with her. Got me grooving on her other nude work. Love me some lil spinners.

First 2 from that movie





These are from some Apple streaming show she is on.









Killer Joe has a hit start w/ Gina Gershon's bush. During the final act, she gets lumped up and is forced to fellate a drumstick.



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/17/22 09:25 PM

One thing i love about google on yer phone, watching anthing you can google it, root through the cast, find the bimbo givin ya tingles in yer junk, then search her name with Nude to see if her resume includes work that is sans clothing.

I was watching Iron Sky and its sequel when i did just that for the hot blond Nazi, and struck gold.








Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/17/22 10:14 PM

Loves me some Juno Temple. There should be some nude shots from the HBO series Vinyl too. She's like the Parker Posey of her age group- did tons of indie features. Search her name on Netflix or whatever and see dozens of titles. Dirty Girl and Safelight are both good early ones
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/17/22 10:40 PM

If anyone hasnt views Nymphomaniac, it is available on Prime, split into 2 volumes. Not the directors cut. After being found beaten in an alley, the main character (played by the writer) recounts her lifelong struggle with her sexuality, from discovering her cunt at 2, to losing her virginity, to slutting up a storm in her youth to getting into S&M after love & a baby made her lose feeling in her cunt and winding up in a lez relationship with jail bait.

They say porn stars and prosthetics were used for the sex scenes, but i have my doubts. Especially any scene with loony Shia LeBeouf involved.

Stacy Martin who plays the lead as a young woman is exceptional.











The writer & lead is a bit of a hag. . .





(This could be deep fake or from directors cut or flashed by too quick and had ro be slowed down to be really seen.)



. . .but she does have some fun with tender young Mia Goth.



Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/17/22 10:47 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Loves me some Juno Temple. There should be some nude shots from the HBO series Vinyl too. She's like the Parker Posey of her age group- did tons of indie features. Search her name on Netflix or whatever and see dozens of titles. Dirty Girl and Safelight are both good early ones


Yes, Vinyl is where she hit my radar. I enjoyed that show. Wish it got a 2nd season. I wanna say i read that music rights were too expensive, but i am not sure.

Luck was another HBO show i wanted to see go longer. They got rolled by sleazy horse people. I think 2 horses had injuries on the track and had to get put down, so they canceled rather than deal with the backlash.

No trainer was putting a worthwhile horse in a fugazi race. Show probably covered insurance, so they doped up horses that were injured and shot, then blew em up on the track.

Horse people generally fall into 2 groups, rubes getting bled out and people so shady they make used car salesmen & lawyers seem honest.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 07/17/22 10:54 PM

Lili Simmons.

I havent watched Banshee, but she did great work in True Detective, Ray Donovan and Bone Tomahawk.

This white dress pic may be my fave because the thin mid section and plump butt scream out to me "full doll built for marathon sex."











Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots - 12/01/22 02:03 PM

Lots of good ones here, some of them even real.

https://celebjihad.com/main5