Sometimes I find stuff on Youtube that I really enjoy. Maybe you will too. Feel free to add your own. Not Music though as their is already a thread for that here YouTube Music
I like the Russian guy with the full auto shot gun "It has breaching choke witz teeth on it. Worst case you can poke someone with it and fuck their shit up"
Has anyone caught American Guns? Reality thing where this family runs a gun shop. This skanky 70something whore in an Affliction shirt comes in, buys a Model 1911 .45. Big hand cannon for such a skank, but what do I know? She wants the thing powder coated pink. $1100 sale. It's a good day any normal businessman would think. The owner guy acts as if she's asking to have his cat be fingered by Trite. Pink's not a manly color and his workers will make fun of him and blah blah blah. What a pussy. I have a dick shaped pipe in my line. Sure, some people have made fun of me, and some store owners have turned up their noses, but I sell the fuck out of them. If I was all worried about what was "manly" or not, I'd be out a tidy little profit.
I still think a pink shotgun would be a great zombie killer. You can't trust those soulless bastards.
I found this kid because he did a great acoustic cover of the Johnny Rebel classic Kajun Ku Klux Klan (it was really good. YT deleted it). So I snooped his channel and found out A)he's a pretty talented kid in a jam band and B) he is obsessed with the Heaven's Gate cult and appears to believe their message....
What I found interesting in the Earth Time Lapse video, is that the Northern Lights are so close to the surface. You see diagrams of them and the atmosphere/magnetic field and they are drawn to make it look like they are so far away.
I know a few guys that knew Popcorn and I've drank his 'shine. (I may have posted about it here).
Feel free to rehash. Would love to hear your take ion it. Fucker was only like 64. I was blown away. He'd obviously put a lot of living in those years.
Modern Warfare3 player who gets bullshit mad constantly and he is also a great youtube troll.
you said it when you called him a troll... he's a total ripoff off of this guy... Cr1TiKaL my kid used to lose his shit watching this guys older cod videos.
Modern Warfare3 player who gets bullshit mad constantly and he is also a great youtube troll.
you said it when you called him a troll... he's a total ripoff off of this guy... Cr1TiKaL my kid used to lose his shit watching this guys older cod videos. [/quote]
He cracks me up because he does it outside of video games as well - here he trolls all the non american soccer loving sandal boys-
I like how Glenn claims that he "let" Danny hit him to avoid a lawsuit, when everyone could clearly see that his moment of non-retaliation came from him being knocked the fuck out.
Classic. Big Danzig fan, but he hits the floor like a sack of rocks.
A guy who bench presses 500 pounds and is an alleged blackbelt knocked the fuck out by a fat fuck throwing a haymaker.
Didn't Danzig also get his ass kicked by someone in fucking Def Leppard too?
Benching never won a fight. Black belts maybe. Glenn led with his face and Bubba Ray Dudley got a lucky first shot in. It's happened to the best of us.
Never heard the Def Leppard thing. Hope it wasn't the one armed guy.
right on barry... glenn gave him a shove and then dropped his hands and stuck out his chin as if to say "do you know who i am?".
i call bullshit on the black belt/trained fighter bit though. glenn sees the shot coming and sticks his left arm out under dannys incoming right instead of covering or blocking.
glenn put up less of a fight than panzer did in the crib.
i call bullshit on the black belt/trained fighter bit though. glenn sees the shot coming and sticks his left arm out under dannys incoming right instead of covering or blocking.
Maybe, maybe not. Belts don't mean much in the real world. I've known black belts who have never been in a real fight, for whatever reason. There's different dynamics to really throwing down. When my ex got her TKD green belt (I think), she told me should was pretty sure she could take me. I asked if she'd ever been in a fight or been punched in the nose. Of course not. I said maybe we should revisit when she'd been punched in the nose, because there's really nothing like the jolt of a pop in the snookum.
Like you said, Glenn drops his hands. Rookie mistake or the mistake of a guy used to using his size to intimidate.
Where the fuck is the media coverage of this shit?
Here is the video he references and links to
Now of course who the fuck knows if the info and name in that video are correct being a youtube post but the video speaks for itself. The media loves to show hate crimes and racial incidents but are very quiet on this one.
yes!!! cleet i posted part one of the quadrotor here awhile back with the same thought.
people are bawling about drone strikes from half way across the world...imagine their shock and horror when we unleash 5 thousand of these little fuckers armed with poison darts and pre-programmed to recognize the faces of al-quedas hundred most wanted.
This girl is physically right up my alley. She is dopey but i would fuck the living shit out of her. I got some hate for posting that I was beating off to her. Figgs will prolly give this a thumbs up. Gia, stay away hater!.
that is amazing haha. there is no way that's not some guy trolling the ad agency he works for. Coincidentally, the first concert i ever attended was Men at Work. INXS was the opening act.
I know every single song in that commercial. And fatty above has a body that is right at the threshold. Any bigger and she'd be hideous, but she's OK right there. And, she has no cellulite. I don't wanna see her in 5 years though.
The Kansas City Chiefs actually signed this guy yesterday.
I think it was a couple weeks ago I saw they were trying him out. Hope he sticks. Monmouth College, closest to a home town team I got in college football.
that is amazing haha. there is no way that's not some guy trolling the ad agency he works for. Coincidentally, the first concert i ever attended was Men at Work. INXS was the opening act.
Ha,first concert I ever attended was the Go Gos(in 1984). INXS was the opening act there too.
I'd never heard of them before and when I saw their name as the 'special guest' on the ticket my first thought was..."who are the Inks?". Put on a decent show though.
I have no fucking idea why i subscribed to this guy on youtube, but this is his new video. He's got a ton of weird vids on there and has a horrible hotmovies page.
that was good chuck... it just proves that if you're going to get votes then the best lie wins.
and the comment section on youtube is hilarious/pathetic. it still amazes me that people are just absolutely compelled to drop their pants and pick a side while they spew their opinion in hopes of swaying someone to "their side".
Twitter's motto that if you cannot say something in 140 characters, it probably is not worth saying is pathetic. Like most online communication. Mostly no language to be found without reconstructive surgery on the fly.
Alex, if you freeze the fruit you can skip out on putting in the ice cubes. They just dilute the whole smoothie. My breakfast smoothie is usually: 1/2 cup frozen blueberries, 1/2 cup frozen blackberries, 1/2 cup frozen strawberries, 1 fresh banana, 1/2 cup acai juice, 1/2 cup milk, 1 strawberry/banana yoplait light.
This makes two huge glasses, so you might want to cut the quantities in half. Also, you may need to let the fruit thaw a little bit before trying to blend it. Using a mix of both frozen and fresh fruit works the best. Drinking this smoothie gives me the biggest energy boost of any food I've ever tried. Honestly the first time I tried it, it reminded me of the first time I ever drank coffee.
Alex, if you freeze the fruit you can skip out on putting in the ice cubes. They just dilute the whole smoothie. My breakfast smoothie is usually: 1/2 cup frozen blueberries, 1/2 cup frozen blackberries, 1/2 cup frozen strawberries, 1 fresh banana, 1/2 cup acai juice, 1/2 cup milk, 1 strawberry/banana yoplait light.
This makes two huge glasses, so you might want to cut the quantities in half. Also, you may need to let the fruit thaw a little bit before trying to blend it. Using a mix of both frozen and fresh fruit works the best. Drinking this smoothie gives me the biggest energy boost of any food I've ever tried. Honestly the first time I tried it, it reminded me of the first time I ever drank coffee.
I only make cheap smooth right now. I got the apricots for $0.49/lb. and I had some syrups/purees, milk and ice cubes, so I decided to work with whatever I have. The main thing for me is that it tastes good and costs cheap. I also found out the "monetize" button on YouTube, and that's why I make these clips. This is how much of drink came out:
Well, if you experiment a bit with frozen fruit and skip the ice cubes, then you can skip most of the syrup as well because it'll already be sweet enough. The ice cubes just dilute it and take away from the natural sweetness of the fruit.
Well, if you experiment a bit with frozen fruit and skip the ice cubes, then you can skip most of the syrup as well because it'll already be sweet enough. The ice cubes just dilute it and take away from the natural sweetness of the fruit.
I gotta figure out how to store and freeze the fruits. They got the mangos on sale right now: 2 for $1.00.
I would think you could just drop them in a ziplock bag and freeze them after they're peeled and sliced. Or put a sheet of wax paper on a baking tray and freeze them on that.
This is my drink. It's overflowing with goodness!:
I would think you could just drop them in a ziplock bag and freeze them after they're peeled and sliced. Or put a sheet of wax paper on a baking tray and freeze them on that.
This is my drink. It's overflowing with goodness!:
saw this on the psn today,thought id share.i think this might be worth picking up since seeing the e3 coverage that wasnt so being trapped in by guards orientated.the hitman games should be about hits,not being frustrated like in the first one with the fucking swat team in the loonie bin level.
saw this on aots today.^theyve really run out of stuff for this summer.today they had an in the loop about if batmans gadgets could work in real life.smh
She's actually pretty hot, I think. Sasha Grey has a quirky face and takes herself way too seriously. Stoya is cute and seems fun. They are both pale, skinny white bitches though.
Apparently the trailer for the upcoming butcher baker movie set in Alaska leaked out a bit early. The trailer looks like crap and was pulled, but someone made a clip of the parts where you get to see Vanessa Hudgens stripping. The movie stars Nicolas Cage and John Cusack and is about the real life Alaskan serial killer who used to kidnap hookers & strippers, take them out into the wilderness and hunt them like wild game.
Katie Sunshine. She's probably a tie with Remy LaCroix as far as sexy hula hoop dancing girls go. But Remy gets bonus points because we can easily find her on a tube site getting plugged in the pooper.
Anyways, I was poking around to some other videos after viewing hula hoop girl and that awesomeness led me to the following awfulness: Asian saline forehead bagels.
remy definitely gets the nod here for the anal...no doubt. bodywise... katie crushes her.
and i can't watch that bagel head video...asians creep me out.(asa akira and charmane star(phillipino) get a pass.) i 'm pretty sure they're the link to the ancient aliens.
some of you may have seen this, as it's been posted to Reddit a few times, but imma' post it anyway, cause this chick's voice make me feel warm and happy.
This is funny because I do not like the man that much.
he's been getting killed on this.... O&A have been playing the follow up call ins for a few days now and mike is denying the fuck outta of falling asleep. he such a typical jock doof.
Francesa is tiresome on his own, but atleast we aren't subjected to Russo talking about tennis. I did mute it during golf talk yesterday.
Who cares the dude nodded out though. He's 100 years old and has 3 lil kids running around, I'm surprised it hasn't happened often.
I liked it when Kim Jones sat in, during the Paterno stuff. I sent an email to the station telling them they gotta fix the levels on her mic, and that they should team the 2 up. During the doldrums of February, it would have been great to listen to Mike squirm and cringe when she talked about "lady stuff".
Who cares the dude nodded out though. He's 100 years old and has 3 lil kids running around, I'm surprised it hasn't happened often.
that's the thing....no one cares more than mike. he's too fucken numb to come up with any of the plausible excuses you just mentioned so he's left in a shitstorm of his own making because he can't find a way to be human.
Who cares the dude nodded out though. He's 100 years old and has 3 lil kids running around, I'm surprised it hasn't happened often.
that's the thing....no one cares more than mike. he's too fucken numb to come up with any of the plausible excuses you just mentioned so he's left in a shitstorm of his own making because he can't find a way to be human.
Bingo! Exactly right Lou, people like it when he fails because he is such a dick. I am one of those people.
Richard Belzer trying hard to make sure the coke doesn't fall back out of his nose on Good Day New York.
EDIT: Lou, Cleet, you guys are right about Mike. The thought of allowing himself to be perceived as human probably causes physical and mental pain. I forgot that. My apologies.
Two things that really grate on me: "noyne" and "miyuns". Almost as bad as when Russo would say "Anne-dre" instead of "Ahn-dre" when talking about Dawson and Rison. Tritone would call it subtle racism and I wouldn't doubt it.
If you force yourself to watch and stare at this looney slutty wicca flunky, you might actually pop a boner and start whacking.....apparently this girl has quite a following. I'd much rather be hypnotized watching her gobble ....
If you force yourself to watch and stare at this looney slutty wicca flunky, you might actually pop a boner and start whacking.....apparently this girl has quite a following. I'd much rather be hypnotized watching her gobble ....
hot broad with nice fakies and a sexy tummy.those nails of hers too...id like her to lightly scratch my balls.at the 4 minute marker the motions she was making was like shes reaching for the viewers balls and lightly pulling them.then massaging them in circular motions with both her hands. good find burg.
Yeah Lou, I had been subscribed for a bit to them but I was going through a lot of their vids last night and saw it. I like all of the vids with the chicks but I prefer the girl I posted just for the fact that she appears to have fangs.
that bear gives up guard way too easy but its a trap.
how cool will it be when sometime in the not too distant future we'll be able to genetically modify miniature bears that you can have as pets?. fuck pitbulls, ya know?.
fucking disgusting.yet i couldnt stop watching the fucking video.it seems like even at the end of the video,there was still more shit they had to squeeze out.
Some local content has been getting a bit of national recognition for just how awful it is:
Who shops at these kinds of stores?
I never been in mid America, but it seems that the people who live there frequent this kinds of places. A store like this would close really quickly in a city like New York.
It's one of the local shit tourist shops that I've never been into. I don't know anyone up here who actually owns an Ulu (eskimo knife) or an Ooosik (whale dick bone).
I'm sure you can get Panzer interested in the whale dick bone. You just have to sew it onto a female whale first. (Insert Kirstie Alley/Kathleen Turner joke here)
That's weird, but I thought the same thing. I used to see that dude across the alley from me all the time when he was working there. I think I even waved to him one day. I'm a little tripped out about the whole thing. One day around the time he was working near me, I woke up with my garage door wide open and someone's half-burnt cigarette sitting on my kitchen counter. I guess his method for selecting people to kill at one point was to look for houses with attached garages, no kids and no dogs. Which is exactly what my house is like.
No idea if it was him in my house or WTF happened. But right after, I added a metal door with deadbolt that goes from the attached garage to my house. Also, I was across the street from that coffee stand the night the dude snatched that girl and I almost went there and it would've been around that time. It freaks me out because it might have prevented what happened. Or, maybe I could've been murdered as well.
If a guy is too stupid to know how to set a Victor mousetrap there's no telling what he might do. And the guy in the video is too stupid to set a Victor mousetrap.
That's weird, but I thought the same thing. I used to see that dude across the alley from me all the time when he was working there. I think I even waved to him one day. I'm a little tripped out about the whole thing. One day around the time he was working near me, I woke up with my garage door wide open and someone's half-burnt cigarette sitting on my kitchen counter. I guess his method for selecting people to kill at one point was to look for houses with attached garages, no kids and no dogs. Which is exactly what my house is like.
No idea if it was him in my house or WTF happened. But right after, I added a metal door with deadbolt that goes from the attached garage to my house. Also, I was across the street from that coffee stand the night the dude snatched that girl and I almost went there and it would've been around that time. It freaks me out because it might have prevented what happened. Or, maybe I could've been murdered as well.
he probably was trying to off you. the dude got a kill in vt. freak snatched a couple out of their house and strangled them then buried a bucket full of disposal tools for future use.
watch that and tell me it isn't a genetic response based on some alpha ape scenario. they react on sound way before the smell could possibly hit them. fascinating.
While the tone of his shirt matches the red on the etiquette flawlessly, they really should consider finding a darker black guy for a better match on the contents of the bottle.
Rental meat gets rancid and sour after a while, so to keep up interest, new trends need to get explored.
You know you top last year's hit when you can lean in and the meat's chick says in an Eastern European accent: "Brian Redban in pink, Joe Rogan in stink." while you hack away on that teenage helipad.
Rental meat gets rancid and sour after a while, so to keep up interest, new trends need to get explored.
You know you top last year's hit when you can lean in and the meat's chick says in an Eastern European accent: "Brian Redban in pink, Joe Rogan in stink." while you hack away on that teenage helipad.
Why you gotta bring Meat in on this? He don't bother you and I believe he's much more into Asians than Eastern Euros. Not the greedy whore Asians, I think he wants one of the "walks 3 steps behind you and is a champ at laundry" Asians.
" For this installation at Young Projects in Los Angeles, Michael Haussman shot five different subjects on a trampoline and gave each a specific prop and background. As the artist says, "to the normal viewer, a person jumping on a trampoline is just a figure moving up and down and their expression is a blur of motion. To capture this action and emotion, all the subjects were shot at 2,000 frames per second, while engaged with one simple prop. Afterward, the body is completely steadied in a postproduction process known as 'tracking' (or motion stabilization software). This process takes the subject and steadies them in the frame so that they are no longer moving up and down. All that moves is their skin, cellulite, muscles, and weight of their respective bodies. The overall effect is somewhat disturbing: we see a singular subject who does not move, and yet the way in which his or her skin moves seems to suggest a kind of time-lapse aging, where they suddenly go from 18 years-old to 55 in a matter of seconds."
Indeed, to some viewers the implied aging that occurs on screen might appear like a special effect or CGI—where soft legs suddenly become riddled with cellulite, or a face suddenly gains wrinkles and bags under the eyes. And yet no effects were applied to the figure at all. Everything that is seen on screen is entirely due to the effects of gravity on the body. Nothing more, nothing less. As the figure hits the bottom of the jump, wrinkles and abnormal shapes appear. But as they rise to the top of the jump, they seem to become younger, fresher and more buoyant.
For Haussman, "this emotional shift from optimistic youth to depressed older age provokes a very strong, emotional effect in the viewer and leads to a new reading of the human form. Each person interacts with a simple, yet symbolic prop in order to gain more depth into this radical emotional shift, and this prop seems to suggest a narrative. We see, for instance, a voluptuous woman, with pristine white skin and red hair floating upward against a cold, dark, chunky wall. Once gravity calls her back to earth, the red ink swirls now fall like blood onto her shoulders and neck."
Not much further away is the image of a large naked man pointing a pistol at the screen. Explains Haussman: "The pistol is an iconic image we have seen before — from movies, magazines, to the Wild West — but never in this context. To suddenly take the clothes off this man and expose his emotions, as he goes from dark, brooding, old man, darting his eyes, paranoid, searching for someone to shoot; to his highest apex where he is a happy, confident younger man, with a child-like expression, creates a psychotic shift in emotion."
Similarly, a young blonde woman clutches her red bra and panties. For Haussman, the use of the color red as underwear "seems to be judgmental of her character, along with her smeared lipstick and mascara. She is obviously not coming from a good place, and when she's at the bottom of the jump, she suddenly ages forty years, making her a Sunset Boulevard tragedy. However when she soars up, her body is flawless and attractive and she exudes a confident beauty, making her red underwear sexually promiscuous and enticing."
"Lastly and maybe most shocking is the only close-up of the show. An older woman's face is filmed in close-up as rain provides the most magical result of the effect in the entire ensemble. This woman seems optimistic and fine with age and the rain. She almost seems to be living out a great memory. Her face seems to laugh with joy. She has a child-like expression. Then as she gets to the bottom on the jump the rain seems to hit harder on her body and one can see heavy streams of water rolling down her face as her skin and expression seem to drop in extreme proportions. The rain runs with the contours of her wrinkles, cascading down her sagging jaw, down the loose-skinned neck, drooping eyes, in such a dramatic fashion, one is immediately reminded of typical effects found in horror films."
From a formal point of view, Gravity borrows equally from classical painting traditions as some of the great typological works by Eadweard Muybridge, Bernd & Hilla Becher and others. Indeed, each of the works uses a strong heavenly top light—typically used by Renaissance masters—which dramatically exposes the flesh as if it were moving brush strokes and reemphasizes the relation with the heavens, gravity and sheer weight of the world. What's more, the uniformity of the figures, where each is recorded in the same position, and under the same extreme scrutiny, is a kind of typology that contrasts the more emotional effects of the musical score and/or subject matter. All five screens are presented floating in between the ceiling and floor in a vertical format, and paired with an identically-sized mirror, which frames the viewer in the exact same way, and with the same lighting. Shown at Young Projects in Los Angeles January through March 2013"
Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins induct Rush into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Killer speech especially the jabs at Axl Rose and Rolling Stone magazine.
Meanwhile Alex Lifeson gives the blahest acceptance speech in the history of acceptance speeches.
I do check out fbf's contributions though....and pretty much everyone else's too. I don't hate on people's musical tastes and sometimes I find shit I like. bdm has posted some old stuff I've really enjoyed and hav2 put up some bluegrass that is totally not my thing but the dudes could fucken play so it was cool.
pipe posted a few efforts that he's getting hate for but that fucken weirdo is constantly trolling so big win for him, right?.
Soviet carbonated beverage fountain; 1 Soviet cents for plain water and 3 Soviet cents for water with syrup. There were 3 machines nearby where I lived in Kiev just before the Soviet Union collapsed. No one ever stole the glass cup:
i'm actually having a hard time expressing how much i hate the beach boys. i don't think i ever realized it until now. usually i ignored their shit because that's what it is...shit. just old school top 40 drivel that your standard issue college prep conventional wisdom dog and pony show buzz-werd faggot type would be into. but that shred video really broke it down.
mallo might like this...pipe will ELL-OH-VE-EE it.
consuela: "santiago is very old in some ways, and very young in others"
translation: "you imagine a kid saying he 'eats, sleeps and breathes Level 42?' well one exists, and he's a huge pain in the ass. and when this bra slips off he still wants a taste."
For all the people out there still believieng that Europe is glamour, old places and some kind of dignity and shit like that.
A couple of clips from a UK TV program about Shetland. Nice place, beautiful land, but very weird. Lived there for 6 months working in science industry. After so many years I still ask myself, why I left the sunny and plenty of fun Canary Islands and went there? probably those 6 months made me a heavy porn user.....
A thousand years from now, 2013 may be best remembered for those topless photos of Miley Cyrus or the birth of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's baby, but something that slipped under the radar of most "news" programs while all that important stuff was happening was the confirmation of the discovery of the Higgs Boson earlier this spring (and the subsequently awarded Nobel prize related to this discovery last month).
I googled something I was talking to my girlfriend about and clicked under the "videos" section of the google results and found a 20 year old video that had me in it. There was really nothing other than complete coincidence that I was linked to that google result. My mind was completely blown.
It is probably the strangest experience I have ever had.
I googled something I was talking to my girlfriend about and clicked under the "videos" section of the google results and found a 20 year old video that had me in it. There was really nothing other than complete coincidence that I was linked to that google result. My mind was completely blown.
20 years old?. was it a fear factor episode?.
Originally Posted By: E.Y.Davis
It is probably the strangest experience I have ever had.
you wanna make it even stranger?. this is the place.
you wanna make it even stranger?. this is the place.
I actually considered putting the link up for about 2 seconds, but I'm not very drunk tonight so it isn't going to happen.
I had been telling a story about when I met Princess Stephanie of Monaco in a little shithole bar in Monte Carlo (which isn't exactly a unique story since anybody who has ever had a drink in a bar in Monaco at that time in her life has a pretty good chance of having the same story). So, I was doing a google search trying to find the name of the bar and pictures of Monaco.
Anyway, I probably never saw the person taking the video since even though I was in the frame more than once, and one time probably LESS than arm's distance away for a couple of minutes, I never made eye contact with the camera and don't show any recognition I was being filmed--and although I remember being there, I never knew I was in somebody's "tourist video".
According to the uploader's YouTube site, the video itself was made on something other than video tape, transferred to VHS tape in the 90's and uploaded to YouTube just a couple of months ago.
Russian truck carrying flammable gas cylinders wrecks, setting off explosions. Fucking 4 flaming missiles on the road and them fuckin Russian tards are standing around filming.
Thanks. And to go in a completely different direction, here's a tiny hamster eating a tiny burrito. Apparently it's the latest internet sensation. Where's Conquistador these days?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: YoueTube Finds - 04/30/1409:12 PM
^ Homeowning and shacked-up with a schoolteacher. Yeah, really.
I think the final straw for him was the advent of Lunch Meatz.
If you are bored try watching some vids on youtube from fragrance collectors and knife collectors. Bizzare shit. The poor white trash knife collectors are a hoot in a sad pathetic way. The cologne guys are usually a mix of a used car salesmen and someone with aspergers. Its all just bizzare. There are knife collectors who spend thousands on one pocket knife. They just love to fondle the blades on camera and open and close them. One red neck actually said his fevorite knife was small and not one you would use to rob a bank.
I like kangaroos. Anyway, this reminds me of a conversation I had yesterday with the girl making my coffee. She told me about a friend who's a tattoo artist and the funniest one he had to cover up was a chick who got two boxing gloves on her ass with the caption, "Hit it like a champ!" The barista girl said she wants the same tattoo, but she wants the boxing gloves to be on a kangaroo and wants to get it right before she goes to Australia. Seemed like a fun girl.
Edit: This also could've gone in the Tritone thread since apparently a black dude will still hit on a white woman even after she's shit herself on a park bench.
If my bathroom had space I'd install a bidet. No time to shower after a poop? Bidet's got you covered and fresh. I'd invite Tranzer over and show him my new water fountain that spews dollar store lemon-lime soda.
If any of my exes pissed in the sink, thank goodness they never told me. But it'd be the bathroom sink. Never the kitchen. I'm into very clean guys.
Provided the person urinating doesn't have an infection, urine is sterile. In combat, if there's no alternative, urine sometimes is used to clean out wounds.
My apoligies: To break your grip on Tranny cock - 02/28/1507:04 PM
I guess it's the difference between shanty irish and doiley irish. The doiley irish take the plates out of the sink before they piss in the sink. I'm totally shanty irish, but that's besides the point.
Alex Sniffs His Mother's Shithole - 03/03/1508:16 PM
Well, tranzer, that about as close to sex as you'll ever get: making Fleshlights out of Legos. Hopefully Brandon Irons has already infected the box with his herpes.
This is the terrifying moment a pregnant woman clung to a second floor window ledge at the Bataclan theatre in a desperate attempt to escape the deadly massacre inside.
The video footage shows the woman struggling to hold on to the windowsill as people rushed out of the venue's back door, leaving a trail of blood as they dragged their dying friends from the scene.
Terrified, she screams for help and shouts 'help, help, I'm pregnant' as people rush out of the theatre past the dead bodies outside the exit.
The footage shows how bodies lie by the entrance – all apparently dead, before one moves and attempts to stand. Bleeding heavily, and unable to lift themselves, the camera captures the moment they try to use their phone – possibly to call for help.
The video was taken by Le Monde journalist Daniel Psenny from his flat in a building opposite. He was later injured himself, shot in the arm through his window.
'Sometimes there are some rough evacuations,' Psenny explained, 'but at that moment, everyone was running from all sides, I saw guys on the floor, blood ... I understood that it was serious.
'I opened the door of the building, and there was a man lying on the sidewalk,' he said. 'With another man, I pulled him into the lobby.' At that point Mr Psenny was shot in the arm.
'They shot at 'very young' people in the violent attack which lasted around 15 minutes, said Julien Pearce, a journalist at Europe 1.
The gunmen, who witnesses have described as young men in theirs 20s, reloaded three or four times as they gunned down innocent people at random.
Witness Philippe, 35, said: 'They fired into the crowd and people tried to escape but the attackers said: "If you move, we'll kill you".'
He heard the attackers say: 'What's happening to you, is your fault. We are avenging our brothers in Syria.'
I really hope you die a miserable death Alex. You are a disgusting human being who deserves to get aids from chucky estevez and die in a fucking hollywood gutter.
Yup, auto-complete recognition of speech. It's the reason we repeat safety announcements on airplanes and such. Your brain auto-completes the sentences even if you are unable to clearly hear the instructions. In a smoke filled airplane during an emergency , your brain "hears" the instructions by itself.
Ain't science neat? Too bad y'all reject it at every opportunity. (but then again, who wants y'all to make it out of the burning plane anyway)
good find burg.
