New enema bag for me!

Posted by: GameNinja

New enema bag for me! - 04/19/11 04:50 AM

Check out how nice this enema bag is. The nozzle fits snugly.



Please remind if I forget to start a thread about anything I buy. Be it some furniture or a slice of pizza. I feel the board should know all about my shopping.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: New enema bag for me! - 04/19/11 06:52 AM

That looks pretty fancy. Surely, it's the Chanel bag of enemas bags. You'll feel classy when you ATM yourself to a toxic death.
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: New enema bag for me! - 04/19/11 10:45 AM

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The original poster is the impostor by the name of Conquistador (a.k.a. cnq), who'se real name is Ned that admitted on ADT forums that he has engaged in the act of anal exam with another male doctor. Since he is a useless spit, all he can do is reveal other posters personal info and impersonate them under false pretenses. He moved to Canada so he can save money on anal exam bills and to run hamster farm.
Posted by: cqd

Re: New enema bag for me! - 04/19/11 05:11 PM

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anal exam with another male doctor.


Wow Alex sometime you really outdo yourself with stupid. Read when you wrote there and then show me where I have claimed to be a doctor.

Go ahead.
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: New enema bag for me! - 04/19/11 05:14 PM

Originally Posted By: cqd
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anal exam with another male doctor.


Wow Alex sometime you really outdo yourself with stupid. Read when you wrote there and then show me where I have claimed to be a doctor.

Go ahead.

I never said that you were a doctor. I said "with another male doctor" which means that the doctor was male and that 2 males were involved in the anal exam procedure: you and the doctor (male).
Posted by: charin

Re: New enema bag for me! - 04/19/11 05:20 PM

Alex, every man should have a prostrate exam periodically, and a colonoscopy when he is 50. More frequently if there is a family history of cancer.

I know, the colonoscopy found my cancer early enough to have it removed without chemotherapy, radiation, or death.

Real men take care of their health. That includes prostrate exams.
Posted by: charin

Re: New enema bag for me! - 04/19/11 05:26 PM

I mean prostate, can't edit.
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: New enema bag for me! - 04/19/11 05:31 PM

Originally Posted By: charin
Alex, every man should have a prostrate exam periodically, and a colonoscopy when he is 50. More frequently if there is a family history of cancer.

I know, the colonoscopy found my cancer early enough to have it removed without chemotherapy, radiation, or death.

Real men take care of their health. That includes prostrate exams.

Maybe, but the doctor has to be a chick and not a dude. If it was a dude then you should have said "no thanks".
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: New enema bag for me! - 04/19/11 05:40 PM

Originally Posted By: charin
I mean prostate, can't edit.

So how does the procedure works? Do they enemize you out or do they work on the sooty chimney in raw? What kind of gear do they use: high-def zooms or standard primes?
Posted by: charin

Re: New enema bag for me! - 04/19/11 05:45 PM

Prostate exam is a rubber glove and a finger.

For a colonoscopy, you spend a couple days prior taking stuff to make you crap, and only taking in fluids. You are very clean after the prep. The prep is the worst part. The procedure, you are drugged out, and then wake up. They insert a tube with a camera and go all the way to the end of your colon.

Important - they can also remove pre-cancerous polyps with the scope. I know for a fact I saved at least one man's life by urging him to have a 'scope, they removed 3 pre-cancerous polyps.

For someone obsessed with enemas, you sure are phobic about this.