My Grandparents' Place
Posted by: Uncle Joe
My Grandparents' Place - 01/08/11 08:08 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/08/11 08:10 PM
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I always feel good when I visit my grandparents because their apartment is so Russian
Right down to that American flag on the wall.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/08/11 08:12 PM
Yep. You better call up Dwell. Or Apartment Therapy. And what's with the Crate and Barrel bag? No one related to you buys anything nice unless the 99cent Store is using their bags.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/08/11 08:12 PM
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I always feel good when I visit my grandparents because their apartment is so Russian
Right down to that American flag on the wall.
Its actually holds in the fruit basket holder thing.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/08/11 08:18 PM
Also, the pantry:
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/08/11 08:19 PM
I find it very hard to believe you moved out of Babushkua's place without a thread gloating over how you stiffed the movers.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/08/11 08:20 PM
And cat:
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/08/11 08:23 PM
It looks like someone with a plastic bag is looming in the corner, ready to smother that cat. Someone check Panzer's next food thread. Glad meal time is a family effort over there.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/08/11 08:27 PM
I didn't see any soy sauce in the cabinet to go with that cat, but you know he'd just panzer that as well.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/08/11 08:34 PM
Grandma made Meatball Nuggets with Tomato Sauce:
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/08/11 08:40 PM
Damn, Panzer, you really put some thought into this, didn't you. You actually went out and stole a plate from the diner so it wouldn't look like Babushka's. Well done.
Posted by: Nugent
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/08/11 10:28 PM
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I really like how they brought-in the interior design ideas of the Soviet Union here to Unites States. I always feel good when I visit my grandparents because their apartment is so Russian:
Nice to see that your grandparents are doing so well. They are living in an apartment in their golden years.
Stops stealing money from them.
Posted by: Tritone
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/09/11 08:54 AM
Thank you for this slice of life, Alex. I was wondering. Would I be welcome in your grandparent's house?
Posted by: cameronkeys
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/09/11 09:29 AM
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I always feel good when I visit my grandparents because their apartment is so Russian
Right down to that American flag on the wall.
and the tapestry of Venice. Not to mention all the brand name soda and cat food. Nana and Poppi splurged. Was Panzer out of town or to sick to steal from them this week? They will miss that when the money disappears again
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/09/11 02:02 PM
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I always feel good when I visit my grandparents because their apartment is so Russian
Right down to that American flag on the wall.
and the tapestry of Venice. Not to mention all the brand name soda and cat food. Nana and Poppi splurged. Was Panzer out of town or to sick to steal from them this week? They will miss that when the money disappears again
Let's see your place.
Posted by: wannacorndog
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/09/11 02:16 PM
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Thank you for this slice of life, Alex. I was wondering. Would I be welcome in your grandparent's house?
Russian/Jews hold black people in contempt, blacks are the only life form lower on the evolution ladder.Nice try but no cookie for you Tritone.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/09/11 05:02 PM
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and the tapestry of Venice. Not to mention all the brand name soda and cat food. Nana and Poppi splurged. Was Panzer out of town or to sick to steal from them this week? They will miss that when the money disappears again
Let's see your place.
Well, there were pictures in this thread --> <clicky>, but they're gone. How convenient!
They showed (in no particular order):
- some kind of hovel
- all kinds of unclean animals lying around
- a stripper pole
- a worn-out old hag
- a soot-stained ceiling 
- some 'furniture'
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/09/11 06:43 PM
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Thank you for this slice of life, Alex. I was wondering. Would I be welcome in your grandparent's house?
If you are Black, Mexican, Chinese or anything other than white then the answer is no. Nothing personal but Russian people do not like anything other than white. Besides, what business would you have in my grandparents apartment? The only time when a black person comes to their apartment is when they installed the cable TV or when the radiator needs fixing, they do give $5.00 tip.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/09/11 07:15 PM
Alex, what do the Russians call the negroes?
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/09/11 07:26 PM
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Alex, what do the Russians call the negroes?
Negrii
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/09/11 07:36 PM
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what business would you have in my grandparents apartment?
I don't know whether to mock you for this or make it the quote of the day.
Posted by: Tritone
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/09/11 07:44 PM
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Besides, what business would you have in my grandparents apartment?
I wouldn't come on my own. I would most likely would be your guest. I mean, suppose you and I were buds and just hanging out in NYC. You needed to stop by your Grandparent's for something. It is freezing cold outside and it would be rude to just leave me waiting while you went inside. So you invite me in for a bit while you take care of business.
I could sit down in the den, have tea, and make small talk with your folks.
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The only time when a black person comes to their apartment is when they installed the cable TV or when the radiator needs fixing, they do give $5.00 tip.
I am happy to know that they have interactions with positive and industrious black folks.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/09/11 07:46 PM
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I mean, suppose you and I were buds and just hanging out in NYC.
i'd shoot you both in the head with the same bullet.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/09/11 07:59 PM
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Besides, what business would you have in my grandparents apartment?
He'd be raping your Grandma.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/09/11 08:25 PM
^ and she'd still leave him a tip.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 06:23 AM
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Also, the pantry:
I bet those cabinets are made from plywood not pressboard. I guess your grandparents aren't as cheap as you are. Why are they trying to hide the box of Luzianne tea?
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 06:29 AM
And, what's with placing plastic bowl lids under the jars?
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 06:35 AM
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And, what's with placing plastic bowl lids under the jars?
It's kinda like a drip pan I guess.
The Luzianne tea is what I gave to them because I bought it on Amazon in 4-box purchase and Luzianne tea sucks, so I gave it them.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 06:53 AM
Why would you buy something that sucks and then give it away. You were ripped off.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 06:57 AM
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Why would you buy something that sucks and then give it away. You were ripped off.
It had good reviews on Amazon and I thought "Why Not?" so I bought it and was ripped-off by the Southern trickery.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 07:14 AM
How is it the souths fault that you bought, in bulk, something you've never tried before. A half billion Chinese eat dog, and recommend it, that doesn't make it taste good.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 07:37 AM
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How is it the souths fault that you bought, in bulk, something you've never tried before. A half billion Chinese eat dog, and recommend it, that doesn't make it taste good.
It said that it tastes good on the box.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 07:39 AM
It does, to some people. You ripped yourself off.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 07:57 AM
Luzianne tea is delicious. U don't know shit from apple butter.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 08:04 AM
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It said that it tastes good on the box.
Says the guy who always prides himself on being such a savvy consumer.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 08:08 AM
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I could sit down in the den, have tea, and make small talk with your folks.
You mean the den of racism? 
Posted by: Tritone
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 08:55 AM
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I could sit down in the den, have tea, and make small talk with your folks.
You mean the den of racism?
I'm from the South and "den" is another name for the living room. 
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 06:56 PM
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It said that it tastes good on the box.
Says the guy who always prides himself on being such a savvy consumer.
Sometimes there are misses like Luzianne, or that Associate-brand Jamaican Patties for $1.99
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 06:58 PM
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Sometimes there are misses like Luzianne, or that Associate-brand Jamaican Patties for $1.99
Next Panzer thread: Your Latest Food Poisoning.
Posted by: Fiend
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 07:07 PM
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And, what's with placing plastic bowl lids under the jars?
I figured they were ant moats but then I wondered why anyone would put anything in an opened jar back in a cabinet instead of into the refrigerator where it belongs.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/10/11 08:37 PM
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And, what's with placing plastic bowl lids under the jars?
I figured they were ant moats but then I wondered why anyone would put anything in an opened jar back in a cabinet instead of into the refrigerator where it belongs.
Because they probably bought them expired on the 2-for-1 sale anyway, so what difference does stretching out the shelf life by another month make?
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I could sit down in the den, have tea, and make small talk with your folks.
You mean the den of botulism?
FYP
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/12/11 06:24 PM
Where do you suppose he keeps the tranny dvds?
Posted by: cqd
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/12/11 07:23 PM
This is Alex's father.Hey tard, might want to use a name other than alexpanzeradt.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/12/11 08:07 PM
i'm shocked. the way alex acts i was sure there was no old man around.
Posted by: Fiend
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/12/11 08:55 PM
I bet Alex's family gives each other rolls of toilet paper as gifts for major holidays.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/13/11 03:04 AM
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Where do you suppose he keeps the tranny dvds?
He keeps them out in the open because he watches them with Grandpa Panzer.
Posted by: CxGxPx
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/21/11 02:16 AM
You steal from your grandmother every fucking day. you are a worthless piece of degenerate human filth. You deserve a lingering painful death and your corpse should be sent to a rendering plant.
Posted by: cqd
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 01/21/11 02:41 AM
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 02/10/12 06:18 PM
Alex, are your Grandparents still alive?
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 09/16/13 09:09 PM
Alex, are your Grandparents still alive?
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 09/16/13 09:45 PM
Alex, are your Grandparents still alive?
Yes. [I am kind today so I omitted the return question].
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 09/16/13 10:04 PM
Feel free to ask it.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 09/16/13 10:04 PM
The cat is blind.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 09/16/13 10:27 PM
How old is the cat?
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 09/16/13 10:31 PM
Around 10, but grandpa says that cat doctor said its like 70 in cat years.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 09/17/13 04:50 AM
Are you rushing the cat to its death so it's ripe for a winter stew?
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: My Grandparents' Place - 09/17/13 03:11 PM
It's a Leningrad and Stalingrad tradition from the early '40s!
