gia's friend. back
Some of you know me as Gia's friend Chilledstoli (now chilled_stoli). I recently got laid off from work, so just wanted to say hello again, as I know have, erhm, ass-loads of time on my hands...
Sorry to hear about you getting laid off. Welcome back! What happened to your other account?
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 01:06 PM
I remember you. You were the bitch that wouldn't show her tits.
That was bullshit then and it's bullshit now. Tits or GTFO.
In other words, welcome back.
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 01:25 PM
Journalism? I was.
Now I'm in PR because I'm a turncoat whore. An even shittier market. Although, I hear Tiger could use some advice.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 01:49 PM
Hey Raperface, you kissing Dane Cross's ass is not PR. Or was that DeBojangles? I get you two mixed up.
Welcome back Stoli. Weird, we talk everyday and I've been scolding you HOW MANY times to post here again?
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 01:49 PM
Welcome back C_S.
I also had some time off as of late so I can relate to your situation. Still married?.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 01:50 PM
Yes, she is. They are still going strong and bought a house.
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 02:08 PM
Gia et al- Bisous!
Still married, bought another house, and now I'm laid off. Swell. Although I did have an interview yesterday. I love what I do, but all that high falootin' bull like events management and pr consulting has been scaled waaay back in DC due to the economy. Perhaps I should consider being a senator's mistress?
And I'm not going to show my tits or GTFO so there's really no need to say that in every post xxoo
Posted by: TonyMalice
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 02:18 PM
Gia can whore you out. Deal? And welcome back.
Finally, a female around here who's not electrostatic, darrah, or tia ling.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 02:38 PM
Ya ignore the tards c_s.. they have no clue how to act around women they can't call "whore" so they just lash out and you get what we see here today.
Since you're unemployed you might want to consider working for Whack! Magazine in your free time. I know a guy.
Just so you know when I say "free time" and "working for Whack! Magazine" that shit all means the same thing. It's exactly like being unemployed but probably pays better only because you don't have to pay for gas to get nowhere.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 02:43 PM
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Sorry to hear about you getting laid off. Welcome back! What happened to your other account?
She forgot her password.
Posted by: cqd
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 03:41 PM
Welcome back
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Just in case you didn't know, the welcome wagon that just greeted and welcomed you back is DARRAH, who RUNS the PORN BLOG Porn Star BabbleON. She cannot post under her "original" name because she bad-mouthed Jeff and continues to do so.
If you have Twitter ,she will want you to add her so she can be a porn insider, like she so badly wants to be.
Or, You might receive this form invitation, which she sends to all women in porn.--Could you email me at ps_babylon (at) yahoo (dot) com? There's something important I want to tell you. Thanks!
Ask her what happened to her accounts.
Welcome back.
Are you feeling okay or forgot to take your medications again? You've ruined ANOTHER thread just so to be my shadow and stalk whatever I write.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 04:41 PM
Did you expect c_s to know who you were?.
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Did you expect c_s to know who you were?.
Excuse me? I don't care. How does me saying hello to someone turn around to all of this shit? All I said was "Sorry to hear about you getting laid off. Welcome back! What happened to your other account?"
Oh I forgot what forum I'm on. I should have wished death on her, called her a whore, and posted pictures of dead people, right?
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 04:48 PM
You so obviously care but that's not really the point.
It was nice of you to welcome her back wasn't it?.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 05:05 PM
Faith & Begorrah...
Welcome back, Stoli. Ignore the troglodytes.
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Like your squirrel vs dog thread?
Or posting the story that Artie Lange tried to off himself?
What the fuck do you think this is ? TMZ??
The squirrel and dog post was cute and there are many dog lovers on this forum. So I posted it.
What's the difference between me posting Artie tried to kill himself or others posting how Brittany Murphy and Casey Johnson died?
This is the off topic board where people are suppose to post what they want instead of having people like you dictate to them and tell them how they should speak or write or post.
Posted by: cqd
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 05:34 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^
Thick as a brick.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 05:36 PM
Welcome back Stoli
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 05:38 PM
Show me your asshole, because I don't want to see your face.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 05:56 PM
Stoli, it's good to have you and your two lovely sweater kittens back on the block.
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 06:06 PM
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Sorry to hear about you getting laid off. Welcome back! What happened to your other account?
She forgot her password.
Would it be asking too much to have one's forgotten password sent/reset via email?
Posted by: freestylah
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 06:11 PM
Welcome back. Thanks in advance for any contribution you wish to make. Tits or no tits.
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Drrh:
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I should have ... posted pictures of dead people, right?
Yes, you should have. The more horrible the better. Do work!
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 09:22 PM
Hi folksy folks,
It was more than just a lost password...perhaps my huzzband tapped into my account and messed with it.
And I'm extremely creeped out that there's still a pic of my breasts floating about LOL
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/12/10 09:44 PM
You can rest assured that every pic of Gigi ever posted on this site is still floating around.
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Although, I hear Tiger could use some advice.
Did you fuck him?? 
And, if not, why not? 
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/13/10 09:32 AM
Hello pretty girl, Im still in awe of the wedding pics. Glad to see you are okay and sorry about the job.....keep searching.
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Hello pretty girl,
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/13/10 08:51 PM
HI!!! Thank you for the encouragement. No I did not fuck Tiger, and would not because he's a GOLFER.
To quote the great film Caddyshack TWO "Golf, golf, sounds like you've got something stuck in your throat."
Posted by: duckduckgoose
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 06:48 AM
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...I now have, erhm, ass-loads of time on my hands...
tell us more about these ass loads
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 08:18 AM
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To quote the great film Caddyshack TWO
Holy shit that's funny 
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 03:31 PM
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To quote the great film Caddyshack TWO
Holy shit that's funny
It's pretty terrible. I love it.
Can you get Gia to eat something?
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 09:30 PM
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Can you get Gia to eat something?
No, bc I don't eat shit either. We are ano sisters in solidarity.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 09:33 PM
Hey baby, wanna trigger each other and do ballet barre sometime?
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 09:40 PM
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Hey baby, wanna trigger each other and do ballet barre sometime?
absolutement ma chou! and watch audrey movies for thinspiration.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 09:41 PM
I think you two may have just retconned the Gag Factor franchise.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 09:43 PM
yesssss. i hate when people use that sloppy marilyn monroe as an example of the ideal body type for that era. like, oh yeah? audrey hepburn, anyone? thank you. i rest my case.
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 09:54 PM
I know men and women are different. But Marilyn Monroe had a dumpy body, much like today's "ingenue" (barf) Scarlett Johanwhater.
As for me, this is beauty. I rest MY case:
http://www.doctormacro1.info/Images/Hepburn,%20Audrey/Annex/Annex%20-%20Hepburn,%20Audrey%20%28Funny%20Face%29_11.jpg
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 09:58 PM
404, babe.
better to save image to desktop then attach image with the ubb code box, which has all the tags for ya. in the end, it'll look like your post but with an indication of attachment on top. the rest is tricky. but we will take it from there. you'll get it eventually.
you gotta learn these things cuz i want you to start a what are you wearing thread.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 10:02 PM
I tried starting one, no one cared, maybe because I'm not very fashionable, but really I think its because it wasn't a Panzer thread.
How about a Thinspo thread?.
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 10:02 PM
I forgot about that crap.
Ok, here is what I want to be wearing as a test run. I'll stop now.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 10:07 PM
I normally love you, but any off shoot of the Herve Leger bandage dress is long time done and gone.
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 10:08 PM
it's knit. Not elastic. Must see in person.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 10:13 PM
ah. ok. is it marc jacobs? it's so his colors.
btw, my fave designer now is alexander wang. his shit is everything i wear now, just the uber expensive/ gorgeous fabrics version.
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 10:19 PM
No, it's Alexander McQueen.
I like Wang, very nice. I'm really into Naeem Kahn right now. Sumptuous, sensual stuff I would have nowhere to wear.
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 10:23 PM
Alexpander Wang would be a great porn name.
Just say'n.
Carry on.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/14/10 10:24 PM
mcqueen's too impractical for me right now. yes, even in my imaginary world where i'm size zero and have expendable income. [onelinerlarry]all about the wang.[/onelinerlarry]
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audrey hepburn, anyone? thank you.
I'm not a big Monroe person, but I never cared for that giraffe. Plus, her thinness is likely a side product of malnutrition form the Nazi's occupation of the Netherlands.
If I lived the '50, I would have preferred cutie Debbie Reynolds and violet-eyed Liz Taylor. So, I guess I would have liked to have been Eddie Fisher.
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today's "ingenue" (barf) Scarlett Johanwhater.
She's a quite pudgy, but adorable.
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/15/10 08:52 AM
can I just say that is the only attractive (in my opinion) picture I've ever seen of Scar? I just think she has a mushy, unelegant, dopey face. The bewbs are nice, but overall, smaller ones always look hotter to me.
I think Audrey is SO beautiful, but she's definitely a woman's woman. If I could choose a woman of that time who is a combination of a man's woman and a woman's woman, I'd pick the smoking Rita Hayworth and Ava Gardner. They were also NOT mushy looking.
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/15/10 08:53 AM
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I'd pick the smoking Rita Hayworth and Ava Gardner.
No argument here. If we had been discussing the '40s, I would have mentioned Rita. That hairtoss in Gilda still gets me going ...
16 sec youtube clip
Ava, whom I also view more as a 40s actress, never "grabbed" me like Rita, but I understand ...
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I think Audrey is SO beautiful, but she's definitely a woman's woman.
That is very interesting ...
All the people I know that adore Audrey are women [and gay men].
All the people I know that adore Scarlett are men.
My mom, for example, finds Audrey stunning and Scarlett beyond hideous.
One of my friends, who is a very hot young lady, was ultra-pissed at me when I dismissed someone comparing her to Hepburn. I don't know what her feeling are on Scarlett, but she has the same reaction to my lust of Kirsten Dunst as Gia does to my obsession with THE Twins. So, I assume she hates Scarlett, too.
Kirsten is another girl only men seem to find attractive.
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/15/10 09:58 AM
True we were discussing the 50s...but no women of that era can work it like the 40s except Audrey and I adore Natalie Wood. But the 40s...
Lauren Bacall
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/15/10 10:02 AM
Kirsten Dunst is butt-fucking ugly, yes.
I'm not one of those women who gets went for homely chicks just because I want to feel hotter. But my dream women of today are Mila Jovovich, Jennifer Connelly, Natalie Portman, Michelle Rodriguez, Lucy Liu and Zoey Saldana. Just trying to be ecumenical to the races.
Agreement on NYC's Ms. Perske and SF's Ms. Zakharenko.
I don't know why I didn't think of Natalie myself.
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Kirsten Dunst is butt-fucking ugly, yes.
Women seem to agree on this. I like her.
Mila Jovovich, yes. [looks a bit like friend mentioned above]
Jennifer Connelly, Definitely. [I saw her on Spring/Lafayette in 2001 without makeup HOT!]
Natalie Portman, hell, yes. [Saw her on stage in 1998, but it doesn't count. She was a kid then].
Michelle Rodriguez, OK.
Lucy Liu, Pass. [Seen her in NYC, too. Better looking on screen.]
Zoey Saldana, no idea who that is. I'm going to pretend you said Zooey Deschanel, though I fear she's in the same sorority with Dunst and Johansson.
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Just trying to be ecumenical to the races.
Not too balanced though. Two Yids, one Asian.
So far you've got 3 hot daughters of Sarah and one puffy-faced mush of a half-Jew. [not counting "convert" Liz].
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/15/10 10:24 AM
Zoey Saldana is black, Michelle Rodriguez is latina.
Zooey Deschanel is heavenly. Dead wrong there. I'd marry her. If I were gay, and stuff.
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Zoey Saldana is black
Could be partly why I never heard of her.
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Zooey Deschanel is heavenly. Dead wrong there. I'd marry her. If I were gay, and stuff.
Cool. 
How about Jayne Mansfield? Or better yet, her insanely hot daughter Mariska Hargitay (Law and Order SVU).
Mmmmm Mariska. Sadly, I have no pic of either... but damn, the apple didn't fall far from the sexy tree!
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/16/10 09:13 PM
I love Mariska for the same reason I am obsessed with Michelle Rodriguez, tough, sexy, kinda butchy yet definitely femme. Heavenly.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/16/10 09:20 PM
miranda kerr, blake lively, kate beckinsdale, lacey chabert, eliza d, mila j.
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/16/10 09:33 PM
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miranda kerr, blake lively, kate beckinsdale, lacey chabert, eliza d, mila j.
I loathe Kate Beckinsale for some reason. I can't with her.
I would also like to nominate Isla Fisher, Lindsay Lohan (pre-crack), Kate Moss (pre and post-crack), Laetitia Costa. And as much as I hate to admit it, Jessica Alba.
Kate Beckinsdale ...
Teen Lohan ...
Luke Ford Jew, Isla Fisher ...
Posted by: †††
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/17/10 08:50 PM
Hobo, you're trying too hard.
Posted by: Outback Whack
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/17/10 08:55 PM
Welcome back - I still can't get that 'Ukrainian ladyboy' comparison out of my mind.
My favourite oldie:
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Hobo, you're trying too hard.
For what??
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/18/10 08:07 PM
I met a lovely object named "Aiyoona" from Minsk last week at this club ....
I pretended she was you, it was a smile and a boner she did not understand and everytime I called her "Stoli" she flagged the waitress down, fuck me...I did get to practice my Russian with her though, but I haven't mastered "800 bucks to E-jerk-u-late into your open mouth...", something is lost in the subtle differences betwixt the Ukrainian and Russian dialect.
Rubles do not cut it with these chicks...
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/18/10 08:20 PM
how much do i want Isla Fisher????????????? Woah.
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/18/10 08:21 PM
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I met a lovely object named "Aiyoona" from Minsk last week at this club ....
Yay, I have missed you.
I pretended she was you, it was a smile and a boner she did not understand and everytime I called her "Stoli" she flagged the waitress down, fuck me...I did get to practice my Russian with her though, but I haven't mastered "800 bucks to E-jerk-u-late into your open mouth...", something is lost in the subtle differences betwixt the Ukrainian and Russian dialect.
Rubles do not cut it with these chicks...
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/18/10 08:26 PM
meant to write: Da Burgler, I have missed you.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/18/10 10:26 PM
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My favourite oldie:
Holy Shit!! Somebody on XPT who has ever heard of Hedy Lamarr?? Agreed, very hot chick who developed a frequency hopping radio controlled guidance system 20 years ahead of the technology available at the time while simultaneously playing a Hollywood leading lady femme fatale and picking her stage name after a notorious slut who died of a drug overdose. Boys and girls, THAT is a woman.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/18/10 10:30 PM
^^^Sir, your avatar looks like it would date this Hedy lady you speak of.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/18/10 10:44 PM
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/18/10 11:23 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/19/10 09:28 AM
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how much do i want Isla Fisher????????????? Woah.
co-sign
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Yep, we have a lot in common.
Not to be confused with HedLEY!
DAMN! I was going to say that!!!
screen cap of early Heddy nudity.
The countless number of Jewish women in this thread is going to give Coke a rash.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/20/10 10:01 AM
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Perfection
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/20/10 12:23 PM
This woman made me want to look like a WASP for a brief moment:
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/20/10 08:39 PM
I get wood everytime I see that scene where Mee-shell Fife-er is at the table with Al, and she is a total Pill addled Addict.... having a woman as gorgeous as that, tethered to you and your whims and desires via chemicals, a relationship based entirely on quid pro quo mechanics where unconditional LOVE is no where to be found, replaced instead by pure narcissistic survival instinct (i.e. the selfishness addicts manifest in the form of willingness to do ANYTHING to get their chemical du jour, with female whores cashing in on their sex appeal, turning the desire of males like me to E-jerk-u-late into her open mouth and outstretched tongue into Ca$h or pills)....
I'd never wish Miss Gian Jergens harm, but I cannot help fantasizing that, just prior to her manifesting these awesomely incredible acts against nature (click here for incredible awesome unnatural sex acts:
Gobble ), she takes "Daddy Burg" aside in a room and begs for 5 (five) 10 mg White lies and promises later that night to gobble 5 loads from moi....I mean, it is not necessary in Gia's case, cuz she luvs it anyway, and a simple, minor shopping spree at the Nord will get me there, but still, the complete helplessness of a (BEAUTIFUL) pill whore staring your peehole straight up is just
.... of course, having a beautfiul woman like Michelle Pfeifer, Or Stoli, or Gia staring at your peehole waiting for the spurt is in itself a hallmark moment, pills or not....
Posted by: Tritone
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/29/10 09:11 AM
Bump!
What's up chilled_stoli!!! Just saying hi!
-Tritone
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/30/10 08:56 PM
Thank you, Tritone. Good to hear from you.
Posted by: MrBelvedere
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/30/10 09:48 PM
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Kate Beckinsdale ...
Kate x100
She is Perfect, the bod, the accent, cool movies in leather bodysuit.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/30/10 09:59 PM
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cool movies in leather bodysuit.
Love her, too. But have you ever been up close with a bitch who is wearing leather? It smells like the farm animal tent at the state fair. There's a reason people like to wear wonderful, breathable cotton.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/31/10 08:54 PM
The hell with these skinny sluts. No use for 'em. Eat a burger, you bitches.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/31/10 08:55 PM
Did a skinny slut break you heart, Floof?
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: gia's friend. back - 01/31/10 09:18 PM
No no, just a personal preference for curves I guess. Plus, I rode sidecar down eating disorder highway and I'm never doing it again. So many girls are so goddamned hot yet get hung up on that bullshit. I just don't understand, and never will
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: gia's friend. back - 02/01/10 08:04 AM
Kate Beckinsale said she "suffered from anorexia for many years."
YAWN.
