Posted by: Tammi Lynn S.
Don't Piss Me Off - 05/28/04 02:24 AM
I was at my mom's house last night and had a huge fight with my older sister. She was calling me a slut and worse because she's one of those "wait until marriage" people. We almost came to blows...it was that bad. I kept reminding her that when she was my age she was fucking around all the time.
So she takes off with her husband and mom's passed out drunk and I'm shaking 'cause I'm still angry and I remembered my sister's special "hope chest" she keeps in the spare bedroom.
Inside are her "precious memories" from her teen years including her senior prom gown that she "wants to give to my daughter some day" and the lingerie she was wearing when she was first laid.
So...I put on the panties and pissed in them, then took a shit on the prom gown and closed the lid of the chest. Since no one hardly goes in there, it could be Christmas before anyone finds it.
I have to admit that feels better than hitting her.
So she takes off with her husband and mom's passed out drunk and I'm shaking 'cause I'm still angry and I remembered my sister's special "hope chest" she keeps in the spare bedroom.
Inside are her "precious memories" from her teen years including her senior prom gown that she "wants to give to my daughter some day" and the lingerie she was wearing when she was first laid.
So...I put on the panties and pissed in them, then took a shit on the prom gown and closed the lid of the chest. Since no one hardly goes in there, it could be Christmas before anyone finds it.
I have to admit that feels better than hitting her.
!!! But I sure as hell would love to have you on my side during a ruckus though 
