So i'm thinking.....

Matt Damon fan huh?.

Secret Grandpa (2:03:40 AM): i trot around on my leash, letting those silent dog farts
Secret Grandpa (2:03:58 AM): to stop movement would be death for you
rosarybuttbeads (2:04:07 AM): i dress you in a pink poodle sweater
rosarybuttbeads (2:04:31 AM): plotting your neutering
Secret Grandpa (2:04:36 AM): i chew on the sweater in effort to remove
rosarybuttbeads (2:04:51 AM): i piss in your bowl
Secret Grandpa (2:04:55 AM): more poop falls out my butt and onto the sweater
rosarybuttbeads (2:05:15 AM): and submerge you caricature of a human face in it
Secret Grandpa (2:05:20 AM): i take a drink and proceed to lick your face, but you love me too much to notice
rosarybuttbeads (2:05:43 AM): i leave your carcass in a walmart freezer
Secret Grandpa (2:05:44 AM): i wish i had a dog face
Secret Grandpa (2:06:00 AM): i poop in the freezer
rosarybuttbeads (2:06:36 AM): your mother pays me reparations
Secret Grandpa (2:06:45 AM): a little boy asks his mother if he can buy the frozen treats
rosarybuttbeads (2:06:45 AM): and tosses my salad
rosarybuttbeads (2:06:56 AM): while your junior high photos look on
rosarybuttbeads (2:07:16 AM): and you bastard spic daughter scurries in the crib
rosarybuttbeads (2:07:18 AM): i cum
Secret Grandpa (2:07:21 AM): i bored a plane with my stories of sawmills and buttermilk
Secret Grandpa (2:07:27 AM): a talking dog carcass
Secret Grandpa (2:07:47 AM): i lick up the cum because it looks taste
Secret Grandpa (2:08:01 AM): this just in: it's tasty
rosarybuttbeads (2:08:37 AM): this just in: i own you sow
rosarybuttbeads (2:08:39 AM): live it
rosarybuttbeads (2:08:42 AM): love it
rosarybuttbeads (2:08:47 AM): worship it
rosarybuttbeads (2:08:48 AM): sow
Secret Grandpa (2:09:04 AM): sounds like an ad for las vegas that was never made
Secret Grandpa (2:09:09 AM): because it'd be truly disturbing
Secret Grandpa (2:09:37 AM): live, love it, worship it, sow. Las Vegas
rosarybuttbeads (2:10:32 AM): what happens in your anus, stays in your anus
Secret Grandpa (2:10:50 AM): never poop it's a sin
rosarybuttbeads (2:10:59 AM): should i punch you in the gut so hard it inadvertently evacuates your bowels
Secret Grandpa (2:11:03 AM): catholic church motto
Secret Grandpa (2:11:32 AM): lol i thought you said owls, evaculate the owls! out of your butt!
rosarybuttbeads (2:12:04 AM): who? who? who?
rosarybuttbeads (2:12:06 AM): sow
rosarybuttbeads (2:12:09 AM): i kill
rosarybuttbeads (2:12:14 AM): i rape
rosarybuttbeads (2:12:16 AM): i love
Secret Grandpa (2:13:18 AM): the edible incredible egg
rosarybuttbeads (2:13:36 AM): lick my soles sow. i've trod many a bar floor for you shitbreath
rosarybuttbeads (2:13:46 AM): i bring you christmas
Secret Grandpa (2:14:36 AM): oops poop fell out of my butt again
Secret Grandpa (2:14:46 AM): if it was christmas it'd be green and red
Secret Grandpa (2:14:48 AM): no such luck
rosarybuttbeads (2:15:34 AM): i taste your pbr-flavored sideburns and coerce you back to your studio apartment
rosarybuttbeads (2:15:48 AM): we walk through the fog
rosarybuttbeads (2:15:53 AM): you stagger
rosarybuttbeads (2:16:03 AM): and mention weezer
rosarybuttbeads (2:16:14 AM): i punch your liver
Secret Grandpa (2:17:33 AM): hey, a studio apartment is quite an accomplsihment for a frozen dog, music taste be damned
rosarybuttbeads (2:18:15 AM): we mate
rosarybuttbeads (2:18:17 AM): you die
Secret Grandpa (2:19:16 AM): I fill a tennis ball with cottage cheese and squeeze it. Dave from bingo night frisks my buttocks and I let out a growl. Tonight we dine on owl meat.
rosarybuttbeads (2:22:31 AM): i drive you to moab, utah. i show you to your room inside best western. i punch you full force in the sternum and pull all your out and force you on a whitewater rafting tour the following day. i force our raft out of formation and rape you on the rocks in your dry, tight ass in front of the entire rafting group and subsequently shit down your windpipe and cast your naked, fannypack-clad corpse to the denizens of the colorado river

Hav2cit,

You are waaaay too easy, my little wimp. But do you realize how stupid you are to respond to my post saying nobody will respond to my post, idiot.

Poor little hav2cit, go charge up your power chair and meet me on any thread, any time, my little grumpy munchkin. I can always count on the fact that you'll never learn.

@ Cum Stains

you put a smile on my face. I know you like me.

cum stains put a smile on my face too.

Just like your father
Just like your mother
What sort of example do you think you're setting?
Do you talk that way to your sister?
Does cunt talk that way to your sister?
So why'd you say that?
You know you can't get away with that
You know what's coming to you now, don't you?
Coming to cunt
I just can't believe you did that
You cunt, you fucking cunt
Who do you think you are?
Who the hell do you think you are?
Who the fuck do you think you are?
You stupid fucking cunt
Do you talk that way to your sister?
Would you talk that way to your momma? Eh?
Come on, cunt, do you talk that way to your momma?
Do you talk that way to your momma?
Didn't she teach you any manners?
Look at me and say you're sorry, cunt
Cunt says sorry
Cunt's gonna say sorry

You're nothing
Cunt's nothing
Zero
Just remind yourself
Remember you're fat
Remember you're stupid
Remember you're ugly
Just like your fucking mother
Just like your fucking father
Have you got a good view?
Fat, stupid and ugly
A fat, stupid, ugly cunt
Are you remembering that?
You fucking cunt
I really can't believe you did that
You vulgar, common, coarse piece of shit
Your hanging and sick wobbly meat flab
Flabby folds your flesh
You're a disgrace
You're a total disgrace
And where's your fucking decorum?
Yes, decorum, where is your fucking decorum?
Cunt's fucking decorum
You fucking cunt
Just like your fucking mother
And just like your fucking father
See that?
What's that over there?
Yes, cunt, that's a door
I just want you to look at the door


Now I'm a really positive person
But you don't know what can happen from day to day
As you think about it in your mind
If I walked out that fucking door
And the door closed
And as it closed
It slammed shut
And no matter what you did
No matter what you fucking did
You could not open the door
And you knew you could never look into my eyes again
Hear my voice again
Feel my touch again

You're right, you know
About that door
You really shouldn't think about it
A huge mistake to fucking think about
You don't have to think about the door
It makes you feel uncomfortable
Doesn't it?
I know it does
You don't have to feel like that
It's distressing
It's really distressing

A terrible thing happened
My friend was stabbed in the street
By some drunk
Dead before he arrived at the hospital
Wouldn't it be terrible?
Think about it
Even if you could get that door opened
And you were to search
You could never find me again
You will never be able to see me again
You will never be able to hear my voice again
Feel my touch again
You'll never be able
All that fun we had together
The great times we had together
The coast
The night-time
The hotel
The journey home
Even if you were to open that door
You would search but you could never find

You're nothing
Cunt's nothing
Zero
Just remind yourself
Remember you're fat
Remember you're stupid
Remember you're ugly
Fat, stupid and ugly
Just remember that
And also remember life's tragedies
Think about them
I still think about it
You see that door?
You see that door?
You see that door?
You see that door?
Cunt, do you see that fucking door?

Boy howdy she's pretty !

Who has the most received pm's saved... I'm betting Fatty or Gia.

My bet's on G since she got the pussy !

I'll go with BDM and say Gia. Fat pervs don't have fanbois.

Fatty seems lazy and may have never deleted anything...
I cleaned mine out once long ago for some reason. Probably after the first year I was here and all the pm's were either "who are you" or "fuck off" type deals.

I have the best hangover EVER.. I got 2 vodka tonics in me and
they are hardly touching it.
Why would you care?...Cause I just checked my pms and one of
you sociopaths was kind enough to send me this....



Happy Fucken New Year...

That's fuckin tough. Wet spot on the bed, stretch marks, smear of blood on the belly that is still full of after birth. I'm going to attempt to drink away that image later tonight. UGH!

You people disgust me... There's no getting beyond this.


Mopez... could I get b@ for this?.

Ya'll should be ashamed of yourselves!! Goddamn that bitch is hideous but not as hideous as the rat pidgeon-esque fetus she's holding. *barfs* She probably lives in an attic somewhere in NY and only gets buckets of fish heads to eat. I'm willing to bet that Mark_J is the sociopath who sent this to Lou. Only he would send out something this fucked up.



How's everyone doing today? Good, good? Good, I'm glad.

Feeling invigorated from a five mile hike in the snow and slush. Que honda, muchacha?

I wonder if Elvis died getting a blumpkin?.

Wondering or getting?. We need to be clear on this.

You mean giving? Because I can't get one, sillybutt. That said, I meant wondering. We clear?

What would it be called if you did get one?. Is there a term?.
We may be breaking ground here. hmm.

And to answer your question... I'm pretty sure it's the first time I've communicated the thought but most likely not the first time I've thought it. My minds like a centrifuge and who knows what's in the mix.

... that this year sucks big time, so far. I need a new refrigerator, a new windshield for my car and (almost) a new computer.

FUCK 2010!

Free... you're bringing me down bro.
I can't wait to get back to work and tear shit up. I'm going to fucken rock it hard this year.

New Cram & Grip Johnson series:

Oh No! My Wife's Giving a Negro a Blumpkin!!

lol...

Serious question though... what if Electro was receiving, what would it be called?.

Clearly a question that should not have been asked.
Thanks to you two for making me uncomfortable in my own thread. That's a first.

Cunnidumpkin? The whole notion of combining oral sex with taking a shit kills my wood.

How about a Van Dyke, cuz if you were eating her out while she was shitting, you'd get a lil smear on your chin, lookin like a doo doo beard.

Or you could not eat her out and just let her shit on your face and it would be a Panzer. No wait, that's only if the shitter is post-op.

I tip my hat to you, sir, for exemplifying the utmost in the perversion that is XPT.

^^^In that situation, I put the ketchup in my pocket, pick up my plate and walk out. I don't even throw a $20 on the counter.

In real life the only time I skipped out on a check was at Rascals Comedy Club on RT 35 in Jersey. 2 dipshit goomba wannabes sitting front row got pissed the headliner was fucking with them. They started getting lippy, bouncer came over and a scrap broke out. Half the crowd bounced threw the emergency exit. They lost 1000's that night.

On a more serious note.... Would the psycho that sent me that pic please try and find out the source. I really REALLY enjoy the thought that some kid is being ridiculed in some way shape or form at the very instant of its birth. Talk about potential.

So I'm thinking...

as you and i are speaking right now every breath that panzy is drawing is cold blooded thievery, highway robbery of the oxygen supply of the earth. i love him like a brother but there's no greater green crime being committed today and if al gore wanted to do the earth a _real_ favor, he'd go to new york and "green up" alex panzer.

^^^ [/thread]

Panzer = ManBearPig

So I'm thinking...

Can we make it that when I click on this...












This shows up?.

So I'm thinking.....




I tried but didn't succeed...

Did the Mormon kid leave you?.

He isn't mormon and we were never together. I got back with... Old habits, and all...

The book reading thing still haunts me... that shit just aint right. not cool.

you thinking I read books still haunts me. That shit just ain't right. Not cool.

*throws a penis in your face*

So I'm thinking...



I attended Harvard and I'm a literary genius.

That's a bunch of peni...

Someone's thinking...!

Imagine the beating some poor lil redneck boy received when he asked for a pink BB gun for Christmas. It was a preview of what Daddy's gonna do to him when he's 16 and says he's going to attempt a career in dance.

Just took this test.

Well my girlfriend says that as long as her period hasn't stopped again, then she doesn't have an eating disorder. Hope you still get visited by Aunt Flo. If not, and you want to jump start it, the estrogen they give you will plump you up.

I suggest you up your condiment packet intake, girl.

I hope you are joking, but I'll never underestimate how crazy a bitch can be.

ESPN Classic is playing Game 1 of the '88 Series.

In the spring of '88, I was watching a ballgame and Tonya seduced me, she needed to know if I loved baseball or her more. After, I told her, "Well, it was just a spring training game." She must have talked to someone, because she waited until the late innings of the first game of the World Series to do it again. I missed Gibson's homer. But every time I see it replayed, I'm kinda glad I missed it.

you know fonzie never wore cashmere, so i'm thinking this new A-Team movie is gonna catastrophic. it used to be you could tell a few jokes, fire off a few smoke bombs, maybe pop out of a sun roof or a giant birthday cake and shoot a grappling hook, and wrap it all up with a good shot to the tires that sent the bad guys through a fruit stand at incredible speed. really, it combined the two things that made America strong: gettin’ mad and breakin’ shit. only a commie would've said no to a show like that.

now this movie- you got oscar schindler playing hannibal, a bunch of no names - and, oh no big deal - we'll just break into the spy satellite, hijack a stealth fighter, maybe even do pilates on top of the thing like Bruce Willis in the last Die Hard, and not even have the common decency to consider Gary Coleman for "T".

i just know this thing's gonna suck air through a trache harder than land of the lost, and I can't wait.

Like many of these remakes, they are for the kids of today to oo and ah over the effects. They figure the fans of the past will show up hoping "this will be the remake that doesn't suck." And they leave disappointed. GI JOE, Transformers, Star Wars: Jar Jar Binks Addition, all blew. Thank god for 80 y/o chinese lady bootleggers, so these shit heels can't get their hands on my $$$.

Gia, where did you take that test?







Also that disgusting fat pancake crap should be made illegal.

Papercut's not a guy, and her glasses are just made to come upon.

Charles Barkley knows.

Truth.

Any of you freaks that can afford a television set and posess the iq and ambition that rewards you with a weekly paycheck that can put HBO on your screen this month should probably check out The Pacific tonight. Good luck.

edit to add... this will interfere with BlackHawk Down on Encore. - just sayin

If you're gonna narrow things down that much you might as well just send out PM's.

Yo, only the wannabe elite pervs can access that shit. 'Stachy hashy's in the club, y'all.

So exactly how did the pilgrims(English)manage to schedule Thanksgiving on a Thursday(4 day weekend) every year and St Patty gets tossed about like a beat bitch in line for coffee and an abortion?. Not cool. Explain.

Don't make me go there...

I need tomorrow off...and the next day. wyf/.

All holidays should be on Monday, except July 4 and New Years Day. Christmas??? Until they show me a birth certificate that says Jesus was born on the 25th, then 3rd Monday in December is the day.

^ Jesus felt the pain yesterday and will recover tomorrow. I can relate.

Here's how we roll up in this Green bitch....

Vermont State Rep. Fred Maslack has read the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, as well as Vermont ’s own Constitution very carefully, and his strict interpretation of these documents is popping some eyeballs in New England and elsewhere.
Maslack recently proposed a bill to register “non-gun-owners” and require them to pay a $500 fee to the state.
Thus Vermont would become the first state to require a permit for the luxury of going about unarmed and assess a fee of $500 for the privilege of not owning a gun.
Maslack read the “militia” phrase of the Second Amendment as not only affirming the right of the individual citizen to bear arms, but as a clear mandate to do so. He believes that universal gun ownership was advocated by the Framers of the Constitution as an antidote to a “monopoly of force” by the government as well as criminals
Vermont ’s constitution states explicitly that “the people have a right to bear arms for the defense of themselves and the State” and those persons who are “conscientiously scrupulous of bearing arms” shall be required to “pay such equivalent.”

Clearly, says Maslack, Vermonters have a constitutional obligation to arm themselves, so that they are capable of responding to “any situation that may arise.”
Under the bill, adults who choose not to own a firearm would be required to register their name, address, Social Security Number, and driver’s license number with the state.
“There is a legitimate government interest in knowing who is not prepared to defend the state should they be asked to do so,” Maslack says
Vermont already boasts a high rate of gun ownership along with the least restrictive laws of any state .. it’s currently the only state that allows a citizen to carry a concealed firearm without a permit. This combination of plenty of guns and few laws regulating them has resulted in a crime rate that is the third lowest in the nation.

I'm out for awhile.... Actually.. until this > is gone I won't be back. Has anyone ever used that?.

It's not really about the graemlin, is it.
See you tomorrow.

I'm thinking to write a letter to Panzer's dad.


http://whois.domaintools.com/enemafun.info

That's a rhetorical question, yes?