The Mudshark Thread

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 08:39 PM

Doing her part to make amends for the master race stuff: Heidi Klum


she even got herself black preg - wtf






Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 08:46 PM

Rebelling against her racist Armenian upbringing: Kim Kardashian

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 08:51 PM

Got ideas from watching the monkeys in Hef's zoo: Kendra Wilkinson

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 08:55 PM

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Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 08:55 PM

Nahhhh, you're not obsessed with interracial at all.

Coke Stevenson, proving my points each and every day.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 09:00 PM

Learned the hard way: Nicole Simpson


Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 09:02 PM

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 09:07 PM

Quote:

Nahhhh, you're not obsessed with interracial at all.

Coke Stevenson, proving my points each and every day.






So, you're a San Diego Padres fan? I'm on to you, beaner.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 09:11 PM

Yeah, that's it I'm Mexican. That's why my Spanish is so good.

God you're dumb.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 09:19 PM

Quote:

Yeah, that's it I'm Mexican. That's why my Spanish is so good.




Yes, how could I be so dumb as to not know your level of Spanish skills? Darn! I'll have to take your word for it.


Posted by: Sacred Navajo Herbs

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 09:21 PM

For what it's worth, Wilkinson is with a shitty Eagles receiver, not Ray Allen. Cool thread, though.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 09:32 PM

He can afford me: Elin Nordegren



Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 09:40 PM



For the last time, Dad! He's not black, he's biracial: Jessica Biel



Posted by: inebriated kiwi

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 09:42 PM

Quote:

He can afford me: Elin Nordegren








Shouldn't this thread really be about upwardly mobile white blond whores willing to sell their arses into marriage to the highest bidder for the almighty $$$$ rather than the black guys who make good in life and decide to move from ghetto booty to suburban blondes?...It's not really race that's the issue here it's greedy gold digging whores digging their claws into mens bank accounts.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 09:46 PM

Quote:

Yeah, that's it I'm Mexican. That's why my Spanish is so good.

God you're dumb.




Do you stand on the side of the road and sell bags of oranges?
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 09:48 PM

You've dressed liked a $15 whore for 2 years and still haven't shed the Disney image. As your agent, I advise you to suck a black cock and be done with it: Christina Aguilera


Posted by: JRV

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 10:00 PM

Any more threads like this and Cock Stevenson is getting a ban as an utterly useless poster.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 10:09 PM

Quote:

Any more threads like this and Cock Stevenson is getting a ban as an utterly useless poster.





Why exactly? Is this thread beneath the level of discourse on the rest of the board? If there's a speech code, is it written down somewhere or is it just in your head?

Posted by: JRV

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 10:19 PM

We ban people all the time for uselessness. See the Donny Long precedent.

And I'm getting tied of the racist crap, and I'm not the only mod. The general idea is to let idiots make fools of themselves but it's been getting out of hand.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 10:21 PM

Dutch model Doutzen Kroes
Posted by: Crocodile

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/18/09 11:33 PM

Jesus people are you fucking retarded? Who the fuck cares about that shit, it's gross. Get help Coke.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/19/09 12:19 AM



He slipped something into my drink: Elizha Dushku



Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/19/09 03:31 AM

Another fail for Coke. I was hoping he was doing something useful and starting a Frank Zappa tribute thread.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/19/09 04:04 AM

Quote:

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In 1998, Salber and Taliaferro reported that the spousal homicide rate among African Americans is 8.4 times more than for whites. The incidence of spousal homicide is 7.7 times higher in interracial marriages compared to intraracial marriages.
Posted by: taint1974

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/19/09 04:32 AM

Quote:

You've dressed liked a $15 whore for 2 years and still haven't shed the Disney image. As your agent, I advise you to suck a black cock and be done with it: Christina Aguilera







She married a jew and had his kid, I'm sure that pissed off her catholic parents big time.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/19/09 08:20 AM

jrv

Quote:

Any more threads like this and Cock Stevenson is getting a ban as an utterly useless poster.




Although I agree on Coke being a pretty damn useless poster, I do not agree with banning him. But that's just my opinion.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/19/09 10:51 AM


Sammura,

What do you think of these white bitches who hog all the available brothers because they think the world revolves around their deep seeded daddy-anger?




Here's Janet Mason on a date. Her husband Steve was their chauffeur for the evening.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/19/09 11:16 AM

Didn't tell the whole truth: Kobe Bryant accuser Katelynn Faber


This babe found out the hard way that NBA players only do anal (to avoid paternity) and that they can't stop once they get going. It's ok. He got off.









Posted by: Sammura33

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/19/09 02:50 PM

Quote:

Didn't tell the whole truth: Kobe Bryant accuser Katelynn Faber


This babe found out the hard way that NBA players only do anal (to avoid paternity) and that they can't stop once they get going. It's ok. He got off.















watching white girls get their pussies blasted out by big dick black guys is cool especially if they start crying
Posted by: Nugent

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/19/09 03:12 PM

Quote:

watching white girls get their pussies blasted out by big dick black guys is cool especially if they start crying




I'm stealing that one.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/19/09 06:54 PM

Quote:

watching white girls get their pussies blasted out by big dick black guys is cool especially if they start crying




it's cool if they cry because they're white, or because they're girls?

my concern is that such a statement doesn't help move us forward, not one bit. try getting into a happier zone, picture ellen degeneres dancing, or even take a merengue lesson, and then rethink that statement. when it comes to things like this, you don't fool around.
Posted by: inebriated kiwi

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/19/09 09:37 PM

Quote:

watching white girls get their pussies blasted out by big dick black guys is cool especially if they start crying





I concur wholeheartedly.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/20/09 06:54 AM




Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/20/09 07:35 AM

remember the whore who got her ass beat by the shamewow guy?











here she is with both kids.


Posted by: freestylah

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/20/09 10:46 AM

That's a very obese kid. Fat, even.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/20/09 01:26 PM

Must have been an empty threat by JRV.

Future threads by Coke: The Holocaust denial thread, Post your favorite lynching pictures thread, The Mexicans running across the border thread
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/20/09 02:35 PM

Watch for these future Blah200 threads:

-9/11 Was an Inside Job! Bush Planned It!

-It Was Not Worth It to Waterboard 3 Terrorists to Save Innocent American Lives and Prevent the Brooklyn Bridge From Being Collapsed

-America is Greedy and Evil

-Obama is Right-People Who Don't Pay Taxes Should Get "Tax Refund" Checks





Quote:

The Holocaust denial thread, Post your favorite lynching pictures thread,




I never said anything about the holocaust being a fraud or about lynching. You're stereotyping. You're a bigot and a hypocrite.


Quote:

The Mexicans running across the border thread





This would be a very worthwhile thread. What is the current illegal wetback estimate? Twelve million? That's twelve million illegals driving down wages, not paying income taxes and costing taxpayers a fortune in services. It costs a lot to supply wetbacks with classrooms, prison cells, food stamps and hospital visits.



Isn't California almost bankrupt? Gee, I wonder why? Oh well, it will be Azatlan in 30 years anyway.

Posted by: pretty

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/20/09 02:57 PM

but the shamwow douche is white
???
i dontget it
Posted by: cqd

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/20/09 02:58 PM

Umm, did you look at the picture with her and her supposed child?
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/20/09 03:57 PM

Coke starts the Mudshark thread, calls mexicans wetbacks, starts a Jew Noses thread and somehow I'm a bigot and a hypocrite.


Even starting this thread is bigoted.

By the way 9/11 was committed by terrorists. I learned a lot about how that was able to happen when I read The Looming Tower by Lawrence Wright and Ghost Wars by Steven Coll

I learned that American economic polices are not evil but can be flawed when I read The World is Flat by Thomas Friedman and Chain of Blame by Paul Muolo

By the way future is defined as time that is to be or come hereafter. So when I say "future" threads, it does not mean what you have written before.

So I'll be keeping a look out for those future threads.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/20/09 07:31 PM

Grow up Blahh. I predict this will happen about the time you have to stroke a check to the feds on 4/15.

As long as you work hourly that will never happen, and you will never make the leap.

You might like www.abovetopsecret.com assuming you get approved for membership.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/20/09 07:39 PM

Boner, after nearly 6500 posts you have still yet to ever say anything funny, interesting, or insightful.

So an insult from you is a complete waste of time. I hire people of your intellect to clean the brush in fire season.

If you think any of those books are about conspiracies then you are beyond dumb. Learn to read you redneck idiot.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/20/09 07:40 PM

Quote:

Quote:

watching white girls get their pussies blasted out by big dick black guys is cool especially if they start crying




it's cool if they cry because they're white, or because they're girls?

my concern is that such a statement doesn't help move us forward, not one bit. try getting into a happier zone, picture ellen degeneres dancing, or even take a merengue lesson, and then rethink that statement. when it comes to things like this, you don't fool around. [/

both
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/20/09 08:50 PM

Quote:


Boner, after nearly 6500 posts you have still yet to ever say anything funny, interesting, or insightful.





Bla200,

Please post a link to ONE post of yours that is either "funny, interesting, or insightful".

Your books are a complete joke. I especially like the one by Thomas Friedman, the far liberal Jew columnist for the far liberal Jew York Times.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/20/09 10:41 PM

Well the post that had links to books you should read was insightful.

By the way, Lawrence Wright and Steve Koll are widely acknowledged by CONSERVATIVES as some of the smartest minds on the topic.

I'd also recommend reading The Devil We Know by Robert Baer about how to deal with Iran. He's another respected writer that the right likes to consult. He's a frequent guest on your buddy Glen Beck's show. I've also read his other books Sleeping with the devil and See No Evil wich was used as a basis for the movie Syriana.

In addition I've read Crisis in Islam by Bernie Lewis giving me a greater understanding on the Muslim world. Against All Enemies , Plan of Attack , The War Within all of which enlightened me as to how conservatives are liars and made our country less safe by invading Iraq.

But I also read books from conservatives like Jonah Goldberg- Liberal Fascism as he tries to equate democrats with Nazi's. Unsuccessfully I might add. I just bought Thomas Sowell but I haven't started it yet because I'm reading Slash to mix it up.

You see unlike you or your little friend Boner, I have informed opinions based upon several hours of reading, debate, logic and thought.

My brain > your brain
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/21/09 12:03 AM

Uh, there's another thread for you to copy and paste the titles of silly liberal books you claim to have read.







Moving forward. In the below clip, we have a middle-aged mudshark brought to a cheap motel room by her husband to get anally gangbanged by a bunch of spooks. She's a louder incontinent version of Janet. It must have smelled like a kitty litter box in that place.


What do you think the couple talked about over breakfast? "The 4th guy really did a number on my colon".

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=176fb4b118085f8f8872


Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/21/09 12:16 AM

Today in Mudshark news-


A mudshark drugged her 13 year-old daughter so she could be impregnated by a soul brother:

http://kdka.com/local/Uniontown.Mother.Duane.2.974235.html


Posted by: pretty

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/21/09 07:59 AM

is it the shamwow douches baby?
im lost
cute baby though

Quote:

Umm, did you look at the picture with her and her supposed child?


Posted by: pretty

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/21/09 08:05 AM

ok jigaloo explained it to me
thanks jigaloo

love, pretty
Posted by: friendofStormfront

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/21/09 01:20 PM

Tony Malice approves of this thread! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mud+person
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/21/09 09:59 PM



I'm going to need some help on this one. Shelley Lubben claims the kid in the pic was a trick baby from her whore days. I think she might have made up this story to cover up a mudshark past. Also, it's hard to tell if the kid is a spook.


Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/21/09 10:37 PM







Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/21/09 10:45 PM






Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/21/09 11:11 PM

A) Thomas Friedman could only be considered 'liberal' in the US, unless being Jewish automatically makes him liberal according to Coke's paranoia.

B) Coke knows way too much about IR celebrity couples. Notice he never talks about porn? It's because he compulsively beats off to IR gang bangs where he imagines he's the centre of attention.

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 12:27 AM


It's hilarious that you think that fool Friedman is not a lefty. His "world is flat" BS is an analogy for lowering evil America and raising up noble 3rd and 4th world nations so we're all more equal. How would the Jew have us accomplish this? Well, America needs to start surrendering economic sovereignty to global institutions. Peachy! And how would the Jew justify this to the idiot masses? By using bullshit global warming rhetoric. I bet Friedman is so happy about shit Odumba is pulling that he's got a fondue going in his panties 24/7.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 01:46 AM



Does anyone think Carlton was paying her? Pamela Peaks could have been coordinating their dates.


Posted by: electrostatic

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 06:25 AM

Here C, I found this on /b/ and it made me think of you...
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 07:10 AM

If my two fieldhands joked about being "kings of coke" in front of their foreman, they'd get a worse lashing than Kunta Kinte.
Posted by: inebriated kiwi

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 08:28 AM

Quote:

Here C, I found this on /b/ and it made me think of you...





Everyone knows that the key to running a successful drug cartel is bragging about it over the top of a beat box.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 02:49 PM

Quote:


It's hilarious that you think that fool Friedman is not a lefty. His "world is flat" BS is an analogy for lowering evil America and raising up noble 3rd and 4th world nations so we're all more equal. How would the Jew have us accomplish this? Well, America needs to start surrendering economic sovereignty to global institutions. Peachy! And how would the Jew justify this to the idiot masses? By using bullshit global warming rhetoric. I bet Friedman is so happy about shit Odumba is pulling that he's got a fondue going in his panties 24/7.




If you ever wonder why people think you are an idiot go back to this post, it proves your ignorance. Friedman's positions in the World is Flat are all about free markets and expanding opportunity for business. He makes the argument that labor intensive industries are better able to run in poor countries with cheaper labor to keep costs down. He believes that innovation can be created by the savings into industries better suited for the 21st century. Those industries will need a more educated and adaptable work force which is what American can provide. Therefore America will have higher paid, better educated workforce while the rest of the world tries to catch up.

Of course you are ignorant to this because you never read the book.

Would you like me to educate you some more? I can even give you another fake degree like your mythical college education.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 03:17 PM

Exactly dum dum. He's an internationalist who doesn't really understand American exceptionalism. Let's sign on to have international laws supercede America'a laws and constitution! Hey, aren't you going to post the titles of 5 or 6 more books - lol.
Posted by: Crocodile

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 03:18 PM

Please share whatever you're smoking, Coke.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 03:38 PM




I'm sick of people trying to derail this thread, especially with such lame subject matter. If there's anything less interesting than jewboy Friedman's opinions, it's the titles of books that dummy Bla200 claims to have read.


Back to mudsharks. Look at Obama's parents. His mother went to a large university as a freshman in 1960 and found the only spook on the entire campus. She then got herself black preg. What a pioneer! There should be an award named after her for young mudsharks who do volunteer work in the ghetto.


Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 03:50 PM

Clearly Mama Obama drank way too much.

Pappy Obama looks like a substitute teacher I had back in high school who was from Trinidad/Tobago.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 03:57 PM

Mudshark?


Posted by: freestylah

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 03:59 PM

Or Mudshark?


Posted by: freestylah

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 04:00 PM

Or Mudshark?


Posted by: freestylah

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 04:02 PM

Btw, really original topic for a thread, Corke.



/FAIL.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 04:15 PM

Quote:

Exactly dum dum. He's an internationalist who doesn't really understand American exceptionalism. Let's sign on to have international laws supercede America'a laws and constitution! Hey, aren't you going to post the titles of 5 or 6 more books - lol.





Now you see why conservatism is considered anti-intellectual.

I'll gladly derail your racism and insecurity about your tiny penis.

Here are a few other books that I thought you could learn something from:

The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins Proving once and for all that faith is a waste of time

The End of Faith by Sam Harris Every time you hear a christian conservative complain about how they never take on Islam or other religions, point them to Sam Harris. He shows how irrational beliefs have negative outcomes on international politics.

On a lighter note how about Among the Thugs a book about British soccer hooligans that is very entertaining.

And of course the great works by Thomas Ricks Fiasco and The Gamble and you'll understand how the boots on the ground and in central command conducted the War in Iraq and dealt with the incompetence in the Bush administration.

I'll be glad to lend you these books if you like. Or maybe This is more to your liking.

But when I think of race relations I liked Juan Williams book Enough

What coloring books have you finished lately?
Posted by: Crocodile

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 05:08 PM

Quote:

The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins Proving once and for all that faith is a waste of time




It does not prove anything. However, you've just proven that you are just as ignorant as Coke.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 05:09 PM

Go head, bla. I'm not going to read all that, but maybe 1 or 2 people will. Why not also list all the tv shows you watch and all the movies you've seen in the last 5 years? All bla200 all the time! Important, interesting stuff!

You've got nothing to lose. You can't get rated any lower that your 1 star.




Freepedophiliah:

I don't claim to have invented the term "mudshark" for black cock suckers. It's been around for at least 10 years. The internet is full of mudshark references.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 05:52 PM

Quote:

Quote:

The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins Proving once and for all that faith is a waste of time




It does not prove anything. However, you've just proven that you are just as ignorant as Coke.




Says the fool that believes in the invisible man in the sky.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 06:06 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Here C, I found this on /b/ and it made me think of you...





Everyone knows that the key to running a successful drug cartel is bragging about it over the top of a beat box.



That's not exactly where I was going with this... If Mr. Cypher drops by this weekend maybe he'll explain what I meant...
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 07:23 PM

Quote:



Now you see why conservatism is considered anti-intellectual.






This would be news to William F. Buckley (if he was still alive).
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 10:45 PM

OJ tore 18 year-old Nicole's pants and date raped her on date #1.








Her kraut parents failed to teach her there are some things you just don't do. Holocaust guilt was a factor.

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 10:53 PM

If you dance with the devil, sometimes you've got to pay the band.










Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/09 11:06 PM

These 3 uneducated welfare queens wrote a book about being on the OJ jury - lol. Imagine if the biggest accomplishment of your life was having your name pulled from voter rolls for jury duty.



Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/23/09 11:25 AM

Posted by: Sammura33

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/23/09 11:49 AM

Quote:

OJ tore 18 year-old Nicole's pants and date raped her on date #1.








Her kraut parents failed to teach her there are some things you just don't do. Holocaust guilt was a factor.




well her parents was willing to sell her off to a older black man,soooooooooooo
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/23/09 11:59 AM

Quote:

If you dance with the devil, sometimes you've got to pay the band.















her death was a result of coke dealer she owed money to .oj was paying her bills and her coke habit then found out she was having coke/fuck parties while the kids was home. the coke dealers was threating her she told them she was going to call the police and the rest is history.oj don't really want to say what happened because of the kids. she had her tounge pulled out her throat it's called a Colombian necktie
Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/23/09 12:02 PM

Is this broad the Grand Mammie of MudSharks?????



Mazel Tov!

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/23/09 12:22 PM

Sammura:
Quote:


her death was a result of coke dealer she owed money to .oj was paying her bills and her coke habit then found out she was having coke/fuck parties while the kids was home. the coke dealers was threating her she told them she was going to call the police and the rest is history.oj don't really want to say what happened because of the kids. she had her tounge pulled out her throat it's called a Colombian necktie




Sammura, do you also believe the urban legend in the black community about the KKK owning the Snapple Beverage Corp because there is a "K" on the label?









OJ's two cents worth:



Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/23/09 12:29 PM

Sammura:

Quote:

well her parents was willing to sell her off to a older black man,soooooooooooo




I agree on that. They failed at raising her.





Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/23/09 01:12 PM

The juice's most recent squeeze, mudshark Christie Prody, would probably appreciate any IR porn offer now that he's in the clink. She's lucky to be alive.



Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/23/09 08:52 PM


Sammura,

What are some of the terms that your social circle has used to describe these white bitches who chase black cock. Black women are well aware of the phenomenon and are very vocal about it. I've witnessed their rage over this personally on several occasions. For example, black chicks at clubs who knock over white women on the dance floor or start fights with them.


Other terms I've heard:

coal grinders
coal burners
nigger diggers




Posted by: Gunker

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/23/09 09:41 PM

Where ever you go on XPT, there's Coke S. doing his tired bullshit...

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Posted by: Steezo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/23/09 10:24 PM

Is there an equivalent name for guys who hook up with black girls? Honestly, black women love me for some reason. I guess I made out with one at a club about 2 weeks back after having only talked to her for about a minute. I don't really remember it, but my friends said I completely took her top off in the bar. I can't help but laugh at this part myself, but her name was... "Precautious." I'm not making that up, either.

I feel like I should be able to come up with some kind of funny name for white guys who date black girls, but I'm kind of drunk right now. Something involving a skewer and a toasted marshmallow, but I can be clever right now.

Steve
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/24/09 12:01 AM




*** note for Gunker - wherever is 1 word




Quote:

Where ever you go on XPT, there's Coke S. doing his tired bullshit...






wherever you go on XPT, there's Gunker following Coke with the obsession of a man who doubts everything he claims to believe.....





Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/24/09 02:19 AM

Quote:

Is there an equivalent name for guys who hook up with black girls? Honestly, black women love me for some reason. I guess I made out with one at a club about 2 weeks back after having only talked to her for about a minute. I don't really remember it, but my friends said I completely took her top off in the bar. I can't help but laugh at this part myself, but her name was... "Precautious." I'm not making that up, either.

I feel like I should be able to come up with some kind of funny name for white guys who date black girls, but I'm kind of drunk right now. Something involving a skewer and a toasted marshmallow, but I can be clever right now.

Steve


Oil driller.
Posted by: inebriated kiwi

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/24/09 02:23 AM

Quote:

Oil driller.




Posted by: electrostatic

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/24/09 03:02 AM

Quote:


Other terms I've heard:

coal grinders
coal burners
nigger diggers




Snicker-licker.
Negrophiliac. < I made this one up, no one seems to find it funny.


Posted by: inebriated kiwi

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/24/09 04:21 AM

Quote:

Negrophiliac.




That's the best one so far....
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/24/09 07:45 AM

Quote:


Sammura,

What are some of the terms that your social circle has used to describe these white bitches who chase black cock. Black women are well aware of the phenomenon and are very vocal about it. I've witnessed their rage over this personally on several occasions. For example, black chicks at clubs who knock over white women on the dance floor or start fights with them.


Other terms I've heard:

coal grinders
coal burners
nigger diggers









just white bitches,oh yeah the black guys that only date white chicks don't piss me of 9 times outta 10 they was corny niggas that black chicks laughed at in highschool example dennis rodman
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/24/09 07:47 AM

COKE


what's the name of the big dick black dude that took ya girlfriend?
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/24/09 10:56 PM



what's wrong Montel? now that you've got a little money you're no longer attracted to the nappy hair/flat nose look?


Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/25/09 10:45 AM

Hayden Panetierre is fucking a shine named Ne-yo


Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/25/09 11:06 AM

She's irritating. The blacks can have her. She won't be missed.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/25/09 11:46 AM

Quote:



what's wrong Montel? now that you've got a little money you're no longer attracted to the nappy hair/flat nose look?





no he's into the stringy haired pointy hook nose look.
damn you can tell you have black dick envy
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/25/09 12:37 PM

Quote:

pointy hook nose look




good eye, Sammura. you're right, she could be a jewess.
Posted by: Northrop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/25/09 03:23 PM

I thought it was Italian women who had the long skinny noses? And the fake tits. Italian women are some of the most under-talked about for having warm, moist loins when compared to their abilities. I've found a couple of them as exciting as a Latin girl in bed. They rarely seem to have well-proportioned bodies. So, the fake tits say she's into sex and probably has a few curves outta place. You add in the big skinny nose, I'm guessing Italian.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/25/09 03:59 PM

Italian and Greek women often have mustache problems and hair growing out of weird places.
Posted by: Northrop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/25/09 06:31 PM

And, you don't have to wait as long for their bush to grow out when you tell 'em you like hairy pussy.
Posted by: inebriated kiwi

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/25/09 10:41 PM

Quote:

Italian and Greek women often have mustache problems and hair growing out of weird places.




The ones that are worth fucking have discovered laser hair removal.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/25/09 10:50 PM

northrop said:
Quote:

I thought it was Italian women who had the long skinny noses? And the fake tits. Italian women are some of the most under-talked about for having warm, moist loins when compared to their abilities. I've found a couple of them as exciting as a Latin girl in bed. They rarely seem to have well-proportioned bodies. So, the fake tits say she's into sex and probably has a few curves outta place. You add in the big skinny nose, I'm guessing Italian.



I keep trying to tell Coke that I am not a jew, but he insists...
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/25/09 11:01 PM

being a jew is a state of mind


examples: Gunker, Elaborator, Bla200, Charin
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/25/09 11:09 PM

Quote:

being a jew is a state of mind



Well at least you didn't say a 'matter of the heart', you meanie!
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/27/09 11:25 AM

The Mudshark Thread's Honey of the Week: Taylor Rain





Taylor (TMFR to fans) doesn't believe in doing IR. She's from OC, dawg!















Posted by: Crocodile

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/27/09 11:35 AM

You suck! Go away!
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/28/09 10:12 PM


Please ppost the names of any porn whores who have never done IR. The Mudshark Thread would like to honor them for their integrity and purity.


Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/29/09 07:51 PM

Quote:


Quote:






^Electro - Do you guys think Tritone is furiously masterbating to this pic???








Good eye, Electro. For some time I've suspected that G could be a closet mudshark and now we have yet another incriminating photo.


This pic was probably taken at a mandingo club meet-n-greet. After some catfish hors d'oeuvres and a few malt liquors, it was probably off the Leroy's crib for 10 spearchuckers in a row.















Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/29/09 08:59 PM

Quote:

Quote:


Quote:






^Electro - Do you guys think Tritone is furiously masterbating to this pic???








Good eye, Electro. For some time I've suspected that G could be a closet mudshark and now we have yet another incriminating photo.


This pic was probably taken at a mandingo club meet-n-greet. After some catfish hors d'oeuvres and a few malt liquors, it was probably off the Leroy's crib for 10 spearchuckers in a row.



















I don't believe that for a second Coke.....but THAT was fucking funny
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/30/09 03:08 AM


Ah, say, Gia? Do you wanna explain this shit? Someone slipped this under my door in a plain manila envelope.






Ya know, it's all starting to fit together now. Hanging around the set of "Oh no! There's a Negro in My Mom" when you've got no real reason to be there. Calling the convict stuntcocks "boo". Offering to provide alibis to their parole officers whenever they need it. WTF? It's called self-worth. Look into it.





Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/30/09 07:34 PM








Posted by: Tritone

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/30/09 10:02 PM

Quote:


Why are most mudsharks attracted to negroes?




F. - They fall in love with a man who HAPPENS to be black.



Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/30/09 11:56 PM

Must be a regional thing because I've only heard the term mudshark used in reference to the dudes that creep out asian girls in bookstores. You should know all about that Coke.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/31/09 08:08 AM

Quote:

Quote:


Why are most mudsharks attracted to negroes?




F - They fall in love with a man who HAPPENS to be black.






Wrong crybaby.
Posted by: Crocodile

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/31/09 08:16 AM

Funny, tritone's answer was the closest to the truth.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/31/09 08:28 AM

Quote:

D. They were influenced by the Jew dominated media (ex. MTV) that wants to destroy traditional values




Please. Jews don't even like it when people marry outside their own religion.



In any case, I tend to think it's the bigger penis thing.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/31/09 01:32 PM

Quote:


Please. Jews don't even like it when Jews marry outside their own religion.



Post corrected.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/01/09 06:38 PM






Posted by: electrostatic

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/02/09 04:11 PM


She's a crack mommy!...
Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/02/09 06:36 PM

Here's one for Coke, Jigaloo, and Tattypatty.

http://nothingtoxic.com/media/1179012479/Man_Abuses_his_Girlfriend_While_his_Son_Records
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/02/09 07:04 PM

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/02/09 10:05 PM




Posted by: Tritone

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/03/09 01:06 PM

Quote:

<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1244005502Coke Stevenson">
<p>Your 13 year-old daughter has her first real boyfriend. You answer the phone and he asks for her with ......





Well, how about this? He speaks with a neutral accent that you could almost mistaken for "white". Later you meet him and he happens to be black.

He treats your daughter like a queen and shows great deference to your authority.

But he IS black.

What do you do?
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/03/09 01:30 PM

You asked darkie.



or

Posted by: Fiend

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/03/09 01:54 PM

I'd choose both C&D.... with a little backhand if she even looked like she wanted to try and argue an opposing position to mine then we'd look for a new school with a brighter demographic.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/03/09 02:33 PM

Quote:

I'd choose both C&D.... with a little backhand if she even looked like she wanted to try and argue an opposing position to mine then we'd look for a new school with a brighter demographic.






if your 13 yr old daughter has a boyfriend she is a whore anyway! so fuck that white skanky bitch
Posted by: Fiend

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/03/09 05:38 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I'd choose both C&D.... with a little backhand if she even looked like she wanted to try and argue an opposing position to mine then we'd look for a new school with a brighter demographic.






if your 13 yr old daughter has a boyfriend she is a whore anyway! so fuck that white skanky bitch




We are working within the parameters of the scenario that Coke has presented to us.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/04/09 03:03 PM




Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/04/09 05:38 PM

Quote:

if your 13 yr old daughter has a boyfriend she is a whore anyway! so fuck that white skanky bitch




Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/04/09 05:40 PM

Quote:

In her private life, Gia Jordan partakes in black cock:




... in your favorite masturbatory fantasy.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/04/09 08:20 PM

Quote:

Quote:

<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1244005502Coke Stevenson">
<p>Your 13 year-old daughter has her first real boyfriend. You answer the phone and he asks for her with ......





Well, how about this? He speaks with a neutral accent that you could almost mistaken for "white". Later you meet him and he happens to be black.

He treats your daughter like a queen and shows great deference to your authority.

But he IS black.

What do you do?





Tritone,

Don't you think that he is exploring the extreme of the negative stereotype intentionally? Almost nobody would have a problem with the scenario as you described it. I am just curious if you are able to see that.

Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/04/09 11:02 PM

Quote:

Quote:

<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1244005502Coke Stevenson">
<p>Your 13 year-old daughter has her first real boyfriend. You answer the phone and he asks for her with ......





Well, how about this? He speaks with a neutral accent that you could almost mistaken for "white". Later you meet him and he happens to be black.

He treats your daughter like a queen and shows great deference to your authority.

But he IS black.

What do you do?





Isn't that kind of like asking what he would do in the case of a nuclear disaster, assuming that radiation smells like strawberries on a warm summer day and leads to a healthy life? I mean sure it changes the equation but it bears no resemblance to reality so what's the point?
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/04/09 11:44 PM

The Mudshark Thread - Honey of the Week:

Sunny Dae

This gal doesn't do IR. She's is from south of the Mason Dixon Line. Georgia to be exact. It's comforting to know there are still a few pockets down there where people understand right and wrong. They'd no sooner do it with a colored than with a fucking giraffe at the zoo. Kudos to her parents for raising her right.








Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/05/09 05:21 AM

Quote:

The Mudshark Thread - Honey of the Week:




Two things:

1. If she doesn't do IR [or at least not YET] then how is she a "mudshark"? Why label her the "Mudshark Honey"? Why even place the idea in her otherwise empty little head?*

2. I thought the whole point of "mudsharks" was that they were too trashy, or obese ... some combination of factors that made them far too pathetic to get white guys.

For example, I could accept labelling someone, like say, Heidi Klum, "coal burner", but not "mudshark".

==========================================================



Fatman's nominated "Coal Burner" of the Month.





Fatman's nominated "MudShark", Lifetime Achievement.
[perfect for the black guy that doesn't eat pussy 'cause Hill says it's "stinky stinky" below the equator.]




==========================================================

* - [assumption. I don't know the girl.]
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/05/09 06:24 AM

The Mudshark Thread doesn't necessarily celebrate mudsharkism. The honorary title "Honey of the Week" is similar to "Miss America". It embodies and signifies all the qualities young women should aspire to have: purity, integrity, self-esteem, knowledge of biology etc.


Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/05/09 07:13 AM

Quote:

The Mudshark Thread doesn't necessarily celebrate mudsharkism. The honorary title "Honey of the Week" is similar to "Miss America". It embodies and signifies all the qualities young women should aspire to have: purity, integrity, self-esteem, knowledge of biology etc.




While that might be how you feel about it, I would suggest moving your "Honey of the Week" to a different thread.

If you were in any way associated with this "Honey", would you feel any pride in her being anywhere in a Mudshark thread??

Leave the Mudshark thread for the toothless, stretched-marked, bottled blonds with that yarmulke of brown spreading out in the middle showing they're behind in their beauty palor appointments due to spending all available funds on their intoxicant(s) of choice.


And, Coke, while I have no problem with your worship of Sunny -- or any other whore for that matter -- Integrity?? PURITY??

In a PW??




Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/05/09 08:01 AM

"... Kudos to her parents for raising her right. "

----------------------
???

I'm sure daddy's pleased his little muffin is sucking white wood for cash.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/05/09 02:18 PM

Quote:

"... Kudos to her parents for raising her right. "

----------------------
???

I'm sure daddy's pleased his little muffin is sucking white wood for cash.





Haven't most porn whores in the entered the business AFTER daddy taught them to suck his white wood for cash, presents, avoid beatings, etc.??




It should hardly be a surprise.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/07/09 01:17 AM

Bump. This thread can't die.

Does the goat in this article qualify as a mudshark? FWIW, the goat was so ashamed that it decided to kill itself.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6619983.stm
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/07/09 09:08 AM











I'm sure some of you have been wondering "can latin women be mudsharks?". It's a vexing issue because they are almost black themselves. The answer is YES. They are technically non-blacks, so the same rules apply if they are into black cock. No excuses.





Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/07/09 09:15 AM





The same goes for female gooks.


Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/07/09 10:51 AM

Dude, don't hate on Tony Parker because he's banging Smurfette Longoria, or because he's black. The reason to hate Tony Parker is clearly because he is French.
Posted by: j69bacon

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/07/09 10:04 PM

To muddy the waters even further...

"From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_episode

The Shark episode or Mudshark incident was an alleged event which took place at the Edgewater Inn in Seattle, WA, on 28 July 1969, involving Richard Cole, a road manager for English rock band Led Zeppelin, and members of the American psychedelic rock band Vanilla Fudge. The bands were in Seattle for their appearance at the Seattle Pop Festival at Gold Creek Park on 27 July 1969,[1] and were staying at the Edgewater Inn. This hotel, now known as the Edgewater Hotel, is located directly on Puget Sound, and at the time allowed guests to fish directly from their room windows.[2]
The Edgewater Hotel on Puget Sound. Guests were once allowed to fish from the windows.

The Shark episode is alleged to have involved some type of sexual act with a fish. However, there are many variations on the story, all involving one or some of the band members, as well as variations of the type of fish (often claimed to be a shark), and the nature of the acts performed.

(There's even more on the wiki page...and if you didn't catch the Zappa reference above (like me) after you read this you will)
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/08/09 12:49 AM

Harry Belafonte called Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell "house slaves" and "race sell-outs" because of their political beliefs/affiliations. What's wrong with this picture? Does anyone think he protesteth too much? First he gets famous by singing about bananas ("dayo! come tally my bananas!"). And surprise, as soon as he makes a little scratch, he develops a taste for honkey juice. From what I can tell, he only marries mudsharks (including the two below). The one with ponytails must have been a real freak in the sack. Back around 1960, fucking spooks was serious forbiden fruit.







Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/08/09 01:38 AM

Somehow I thought Don Cornelius of 'Soul Train' would go for the nappy haired ho-type. Ya know she's fucking the pool boy.


Posted by: Tritone

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/08/09 01:40 AM

Honestly, Coke, I am loving this thread. Some great photos that really motivate me to get out there and find that white girl of my dreams.

Posted by: farewell and adieu

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/08/09 01:46 AM

Kimora doesn't belong in this thread...
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/08/09 02:18 AM

Quote:

Kimora doesn't belong in this thread...





You're right. Here's Russell with his current lady love. How ridiculous is this pic. Does she look like she belongs with him? He's wearing a black Yankees hat with a tux. Classy! He should have a leash around his neck. It looks like a woman is taking her pet monkey out for a walk.




Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/08/09 09:40 AM

Quote:

Honestly, Coke, I am loving this thread. Some great photos that really motivate me to get out there and find that white girl of my dreams.






why do you hate black people?
Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/08/09 12:06 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Honestly, Coke, I am loving this thread. Some great photos that really motivate me to get out there and find that white girl of my dreams.






why do you hate black people?




[tritone]it be YT's fault dawg[/tritone]
Posted by: Northrop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/08/09 02:22 PM

Quote:

He's wearing a black Yankees hat with a tux. Classy!





Coke just can't stand it when the blacks dress up like they belong in a minstrel show!

Quote:

why do you hate black people?



Sammura's already outed Coke on this. She's got some dirt on how some big-dicked nigga bull stole his wife. The court didn't care as much as Coke did that the guy was black. Now that bull's got all his money. Snoop, You'd be starting a Mudshark thread too if some shit happened like that to you.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/08/09 04:31 PM

Quote:

Quote:

why do you hate black people?



Sammura's already outed Coke on this. She's got some dirt on how some big-dicked nigga bull stole his wife. The court didn't care as much as Coke did that the guy was black. Now that bull's got all his money. Snoop, You'd be starting a Mudshark thread too if some shit happened like that to you.




Why are you so fucking dumb?
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/09/09 12:20 AM

Mud Spice




Jesus H Christ, look at his teeth. Do they not yet offer free orthodontic treatment for the fucked up grills of our loafer/non-producing classes? Odumba will have to jump on that.



Posted by: Sammura33

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/09/09 01:08 AM

Quote:

Mud Spice




Jesus H Christ, look at his teeth. Do they not yet offer free orthodontic treatment for the fucked up grills of our loafer/non-producing classes? Odumba will have to jump on that.






that's not a black thing !that's a britsh thang
Posted by: tenley

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/09/09 08:49 PM

Quote:

Kimora doesn't belong in this thread...




Moreover, she's actually part black.

Nonetheless, it wouldn't be the first misguided thing posted in this thread.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/09/09 08:51 PM

WTF is a Kimora ! Something Asians wear ? A mythical animal ? The opposite of Calista ?
Posted by: farewell and adieu

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/09/09 09:05 PM

Kimora Lee Simmons. Google her. She doesn't belong in this thread because she is part black herself. I thought everybody knew that. I will send coke a link that he might find helpful.

edit... she probably dropped the "Simmons" by now.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/09/09 09:29 PM

A retraction was issued several posts ago after Marley brought this matter to management's attention. It was an honest mistake. Clearly she looks like a gook.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/09/09 11:27 PM

This update comes from Electro:


Jew Barbara Walters had an affair with married black senator Edward Brooke in the 70s. It's hard to tell that he's a coon in the pic, so he could be a quadroon, octoroon or quintroon.

This makes perfect sense, doesn't it? As a member of the liberal NY Jew media clique, surely she's in on the plot to destroy traditional values. Racial miscegenation is a big part of that. She probably makes a fondue in her panties whenever she thinks about fucking spades. It's not just sex to her kind, it's social justice. And as a true believer it makes sense that her only child is an adopted white daughter. If her box is black use only, what the fuck else could she do? Years ago it would have hurt her career if she got herself black preg.


Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/09/09 11:43 PM

According to Negrodamus (Paul Mooney), BaBa WaWa also received black cock from Richard Pryor, although she denies it.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/11/09 06:35 PM



This update comes from Christian XXX. Whether or not Christian fucks male spooks himself is an open question. I hope to never know the answer.



Quote:

http://mylifeinla.com/acasting/snowflake/







What are the chances that this girl fucks white guys? 1 percent? .5 percent?

I would love to know the thought process she had when going to the tattoo artist. "you want me to spell The and Kid wrong on purpose"? "and you want the tattoo where"? "and how big"? good lord!






Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/11/09 08:32 PM

Only thing this bitch has going for her is 3 damp holes.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/11/09 08:39 PM


I didn't notice at first, but the tattoo on her neck says "Daddy's Girl". Kilarious
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/11/09 09:00 PM

Quote:


I didn't notice at first, but the tattoo on her neck says "Daddy's Girl". Kilarious




Not that original. That's a common tat to get in that font style.
Posted by: General Zod

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/11/09 09:06 PM

Quote:

Quote:


I didn't notice at first, but the tattoo on her neck says "Daddy's Girl". Kilarious




Not that original. That's a common tat to get in that font style.




Are you a Daddy's Girl, Miss Gia??
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/11/09 09:07 PM

Quote:

Quote:


I didn't notice at first, but the tattoo on her neck says "Daddy's Girl". Kilarious




Not that original. That's a common tat to get in that font style.





Yeah, but "Daddy's Girl" is just too perfect for a young lady featured in 'The Mudshark Thread'.

The only was she could improve on it is to get one that says "I was molested".


Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/11/09 10:57 PM

Pop Quiz: What self-hating spook was married to the below mudsharks? (disregard the mulatto spawn in the pics)









Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/11/09 11:43 PM

Quincy Jones?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/12/09 01:21 AM

Quote:

Is this broad the Grand Mammie of MudSharks?????



Mazel Tov!






all I know is I saw his glass eye roll of stage while he was playing the room at the Dunes......those were the days......


and I hear he was a pedo too as well.......who cant remember the "candyman"??????


come on now....do I have to draw you a map?????
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/15/09 02:02 AM

I recently caught snippets of TWO very interesting episodes of a totally scripted MTV show called "Date My Mom" (one episode aired tonight). On both episodes they had a wise cracking spade take 3 white moms on fake dates so they could convince him to pick their white daughter for a dream date. Ya know, maybe Desi Foxx isn't such a bad mother after all. She just reflects the cultural and moral cesspool that America has become thanks to the mainstream media.

I bet that Viacom/MTV Networks owner Sumner Redstone (real name Sumner Rothstein) is very pleased with "Date My Mom". His type has always reasoned that the more our traditional cultural and moral values are weakened, the easier it is for Jews to be mainstreamed in a gentile majority society. Since Jews are already considered part of the mainstream, maybe they should consider lowering their guard and easing up on the push for "progressivism". The whole country is turning into fucking San Fran. Soon it will be legal to marry a tree.





Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/15/09 02:16 AM

Quote:

Pop Quiz: What self-hating spook was married to the below mudsharks? (disregard the mulatto spawn in the pics)




If you told us who the chicks were maybe we could venture a guess. The rest of us don't keep a spreadsheet of chicks who are involved with black guys like you do. (Except maybe Tritone. Looks like you two might have the makings of a beautiful friendship).
Posted by: Northrop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/15/09 07:39 PM

Quote:

Soon it will be legal to marry a tree.




If someone wanted to marry a tree, why should this be a problem?
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/15/09 07:54 PM

Quote:


Is this broad the Grand Mammie of MudSharks?????



I gotta admit that cracked me up.



Mazel Tov!

PS. Who wouldn't wanna marry a tree? No matter how old they get, they'll always have wood.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/15/09 08:43 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Soon it will be legal to marry a tree.




If someone wanted to marry a tree, why should this be a problem?





Well it's like a lot of shit going on in San Fran. It's no skin off my nose, but it's FUCKING INSANE. I reserve the right to not have to live in an asylum.





Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/16/09 12:41 AM

This update was suggested by Northrup:

Virginia Lamp Thomas (pictured below holding the spook's bible) is a textbook case. She's was a fat white chick who got no attention from white men. One day Clarence Thomas caught a glimpse of her fat ass and it was love at first site. Since then she's never has a can of Coke without a nigger hair on it.




Postscript: As often happens when a self-hating negro bags himself a fat white chick, a black woman was left feeling betrayed and humiliated. One Anita Hill (below) had followed Clarence Thomas from job to job and kissed his ass for years. She would not countenance this rejection lying down. She made up all sorts of ridiculous lies about Clarence and made a terrible stink on national tv. Luckily, no one was dumb enough to believe her.




Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/16/09 01:54 AM

I believe it was pepsi.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/16/09 10:32 AM

Quote:

This update was suggested by Northrup:

Virginia Lamp Thomas (pictured below holding the spook's bible) is a textbook case. She's was a fat white chick who got no attention from white men.






How do you know she was fat and shunned by whites when they met?

She could have been slim, sexy, and fine-as-wine. Justice Thomas made her feel differently than all the other guys, so she fell in love.

You just want the other story to be true so you can deny a brother the victory of pulling a quality white chick.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/16/09 10:54 AM

Approximately 41 percent of the adult correctional population were black in 2006, and 19 percent were Hispanic. One in every nine black men between the ages of 25 and 29 were incarcerated in 2006, as were one in 26 Hispanic and one in 59 white men of the same age group. According to the Justice Department’s Bureau of Justice Statistics, black men have a one in three chance of serving time in prison at some point in their lives; Hispanic men have a 17 percent chance; white men have a 6 percent chance.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/16/09 11:43 AM

Quote:

Approximately 41 percent of the adult correctional population were black in 2006, and 19 percent were Hispanic. One in every nine black men between the ages of 25 and 29 were incarcerated in 2006, as were one in 26 Hispanic and one in 59 white men of the same age group. According to the Justice Department’s Bureau of Justice Statistics, black men have a one in three chance of serving time in prison at some point in their lives; Hispanic men have a 17 percent chance; white men have a 6 percent chance.




Yea ...? And Clarence Thomas was a graduate of Yale, so what is your point?

Take your statistics and put 'em where the sun don't shine.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/16/09 11:45 AM

Zip it schwartza darkie. While you're at it please stop sending me private messages.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/16/09 12:00 PM

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Zip it schwartza darkie. While you're at it please stop sending me private messages.




Me stop sending messages to YOU? OH, the irony.
Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/16/09 12:05 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Approximately 41 percent of the adult correctional population were black in 2006, and 19 percent were Hispanic. One in every nine black men between the ages of 25 and 29 were incarcerated in 2006, as were one in 26 Hispanic and one in 59 white men of the same age group. According to the Justice Department’s Bureau of Justice Statistics, black men have a one in three chance of serving time in prison at some point in their lives; Hispanic men have a 17 percent chance; white men have a 6 percent chance.




Yea ...? And Clarence Thomas was a graduate of Yale, so what is your point?

Take your statistics and put 'em where the sun don't shine.





"Take your reality and shove it, I will make up my own!"
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/16/09 04:31 PM

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She could have been slim, sexy, and fine-as-wine.




T, you always know how to make me smile. Keep posting.




PS. Coke, its "northrop", with a lower case "n".
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/19/09 03:38 PM

now out in paperback in the self-improvment section of finer bookstores:


Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/19/09 03:50 PM

Mudshark Thread DVD recommendation:

The Affair (1995)

This uplifting film should be required viewing in inner-city high schools. It tells the story of a spook who is sentenced to death after being caught fucking a white woman. See it with someone you love.



Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/19/09 10:15 PM

Inside Looking Out - Mad TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fKDP__q0pw&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2SFDm_zBzw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RY6tSNOZS0&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXYFetntLoQ&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SJOU0FWO4&feature=related


Posted by: Gunker

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/19/09 10:19 PM

Ha! Keep the (Mad TV) funny going, Coke!

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/20/09 01:48 AM

Retired baller Glen Rice caught his wife's lover hiding in her closet and beat the fuck out of him. Whaddya wanna bet it was another nigger?





Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/20/09 07:48 AM

Quote:

Inside Looking Out - Mad TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fKDP__q0pw&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2SFDm_zBzw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RY6tSNOZS0&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXYFetntLoQ&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SJOU0FWO4&feature=related




I was planning to post those later. I love those skits.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/20/09 03:54 PM

Getting caught in a closet in a closet reminded me of this.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/20/09 11:10 PM



Guess whose coming to dinner?


Houston Rocket Shane Battier



"Mom and Dad, I have an announcement. I'm marrying a 7 foot nigger".





Posted by: Gunker

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/20/09 11:30 PM

Quote:



Guess whose coming to dinner?


Houston Rocket Shane Battier



"Mom and Dad, I have an announcement. I'm marrying a 7 foot nigger".






Fantastic douchebag post!!!!

The inherent racism that imbues your every waking moment must make living in the Flyover States especially bitter and condusive to being a douchebag.
Posted by: charin

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/21/09 06:40 AM



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/21/09 07:33 AM

Guess who's still the worst poster on this site. For that matter guess who can't use the correct variation of who's either.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/21/09 10:50 AM

Quote:

Guess who's still the worst poster on this site. For that matter guess who can't use the correct variation of who's either.





Congratulations, hick. Your patience has paid off. Keep watching. I'll make another punctuation error in another 500 posts and you'll be able to zing me again!

I'm reminded the Aesop fable "The Tortoise and the Hare".

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/21/09 11:11 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Guess who's still the worst poster on this site. For that matter guess who can't use the correct variation of who's either.





Congratulations, hick. Your patience has paid off. Keep watching. I'll make another punctuation error in another 500 posts and you'll be able to zing me again!

I'm reminded the Aesop fable "The Tortoise and the Hare".






Haha! You did it in your very next post. Dude, you are a piece of work.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/21/09 11:53 AM

Might as well toss Tritone in the same bucket with them. Each have race issues.
Posted by: charin

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/21/09 12:22 PM

Initially, bigotry is taught. Put children together, they will play, regardless of color, or even language. Teach them to hate, they will hate. These people had bad parenting.

The problem is, many people on this board are still young and impressionable. Threads like this one are teaching them to hate.

When one matures, if they are any way intelligent, they abandon this hatred after seeing how the world really is, or after doing a little bit of reasoning. And if one is intelligent, they will not take up something so obviously wrong, and think it is "cool".

The adult bigot is also insecure, seeking acceptance from others by denigrating different classes of people.

So, you see, they are stupid, cowardly sons of bitches, simple as that.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/21/09 12:44 PM

Without conceding all of your points, there are cultural differences between races. Stereotypes exist for a reason- they are not invented from whole cloth. Thousands of years of genetic specialization and adaptation have preceded where we are today, thrown into a mixed jumble where everyone expects equality as a birthright. Well, we should judge each individual we meet on their own merits.

There is no reason for hatred but failing to acknowledge differences among people and cultures is just as ignorant.

I think the story of the Tower of Babel illustrates the folly of thinking we are all the same, and why we are different.
Posted by: charin

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/21/09 01:04 PM

Yes, we call that celebrating diversity.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/21/09 01:10 PM

Is what's called racism these days not pointing out differences between races? Or, as you prefer, "celebrating diversity"? You can't celebrate for the good without pointing out the deficiencies as well. To do so would be revisionist.

Black men, as a race and for the most part like big butts, they cannot lie. Is saying that racist?
Posted by: charin

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/21/09 01:53 PM

Right, and as a white guy, I'll put anything on my feet, I had all kinds of breaks growing up in a white as Wonder Bread community, and I would never put 22 inch aluminum rims on a 4X4. And, I was not surprised when I learned my Chinese customer has 7 cameras. But there is a big difference between those statements and the language used in other parts of this thread.

There is a disparity in the number of young black men going to prison, compared to the rest of the population. That is something we need to address as best we can, like Cosby and Obama stressing fatherhood on Father's Day. Like continuing to strive to provide good education to urban youth, and offer role models and decent jobs. And providing education and prevention of single pregnancies. It's not something to use like a club, to insinuate that an entire race of people are inherently inferior.

There is also a difference between an honest dialog, and an attempt to wiggle subtle racism into a conversation. I won't draw a bright line for you, I leave it up to your own conscience.

I watched with home state pride yesterday as the Cincinnati Reds hosted the first Civil Rights game played as a regular season contest. That is a celebration going back to the Underground Railroad safe houses along the river, to Jackie Robinson, to the 1964 uniforms to celebrate the signing of the Civil Rights Act. But there is still much to be done, that was the theme most of the dignitaries seemed to stress in interviews.

I want to be part of the solution, not the problem.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: E.Y.Davis

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/21/09 02:16 PM

Quote:

Initially, bigotry is taught. Put children together, they will play, regardless of color, or even language. Teach them to hate, they will hate. These people had bad parenting.

The problem is, many people on this board are still young and impressionable. Threads like this one are teaching them to hate.

When one matures, if they are any way intelligent, they abandon this hatred after seeing how the world really is, or after doing a little bit of reasoning. And if one is intelligent, they will not take up something so obviously wrong, and think it is "cool".

The adult bigot is also insecure, seeking acceptance from others by denigrating different classes of people.


-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




Actually, this is completely untrue. Tolerance is taught. Prejudice is inherent in our nature. There were several landmark studies done in the post WWII era that were replicated (and documented on film) in the 1960's. Children are very sensitive to taking direction from adults about which groups to dislike BUT even if those cues are absent from adults, they will discriminate on their own. In one legendary child psychology experiment, it was impossible to eliminate discrimination no matter how homogeneous the groups were. The children would pick up on obvious things first (hair color, sex, etc) then when all of these things were controlled for and all of the children were the same age, race, hair color, sex, etc., they began to discriminate based on more subtle things like weight, or clothing. Yes there are common, frequent examples of very different children who accept one another, but I don't feel like writing a textbook, so I'll skip why that happens (i.e. what other interpersonal cues supersede race or sex).

Racism is wrong on philosophical, moral, and ethical grounds--NOT because it isn't inherent in our nature. It is a lot like learning to use a toilet. A child that is too young does not have an advanced enough nervous system to control their bowels, so they cannot be toilet trained until a certain age. A child must have BOTH the physical capacity (maturity) and the training to stop shitting in their pants. Racism is a lot like shitting in your pants. A person needs to have the intellectual capacity and the training (even if it is very subtle training) to understand and internalize that racism is wrong and why.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/21/09 06:05 PM

Quote:


The problem is, many people on this board are still young and impressionable. Threads like this one are teaching them to hate.






I'm fine with teaching them to hate Coke and his aimless asshatiness.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/22/09 04:45 AM

Quote:

Is what's called racism these days not pointing out differences between races? Or, as you prefer, "celebrating diversity"? You can't celebrate for the good without pointing out the deficiencies as well. To do so would be revisionist.

Black men, as a race and for the most part like big butts, they cannot lie. Is saying that racist?




isms are so '90's...come now now dont we have the first mixed president....he aint really white....he aint really black so hes just a 50/50...anyway the first black pres was bill clinton....everybody knows dat.....cum on now....
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/24/09 10:10 PM

Jack Johnson (heavyweight champ 1908 - 1915) only married white whores. Just like the spooks of today, he saw it as a status symbol. One wife killed herself after being married to him for 9 months (probably from shame). He was sentenced to a year in prison for transporting a white whore across state lines for immoral purposes. Several southen ministers called for him to be lynched. See how far we've devolved as a socierty?







Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/24/09 10:23 PM

In other mudshark news:


New tapes of President Nixon circa 1973 were released this week by his presidential library. While discussing the Roe V. Wade case, he can be heard advising that abortion is needed for cases or rape and interracial mating.

Posted by: Gunker

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/26/09 09:41 PM

Quote:

See how far we've devolved as a socierty?




Yers!

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/29/09 10:12 PM







Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/30/09 05:06 AM

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett have tied the knot.
The former 'Girls Next Door' star married the Phildelphia Eagles wide receiver at a ceremony where she used to live -- the Playboy Mansion .

Wilkinson walked down the aisle wearing more $100,000 worth of jewelry. The 300 guests included Playboy founder and Kendra's ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner, as well as Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison, who were in the bridal party.
"She was beaming," an eyewitness said.
Hefner, who allowed his home to host the wedding, told E! what he thought about the ceremony. "I could not be more delighted. This is one of the happiest days in one of the happiest places on earth," he said.
Madison talked of her former co-star and roommate as well. "She looked like a princess," Holly told PEOPLE.
Of the wedding dress, Holly continued, "It was a princess dress, which was fitting. It was really pretty and she looked gorgeous."
"It was a beautiful setting for a wedding," Madison added of the Playboy mansion.
At the reception, Wilkinson and Baskett danced their first dance to George Strait's 'I Cross My Heart.'
The reality TV personality, who now has her own hit show called 'Kendra,' is expecting the couple's first child on Christmas Day.
Posted by: Wankus was my Daddy

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/30/09 06:12 AM

How much you bet that Hef "charged" her a fee to have the wedding on the property? That's how they keep that place going. A golf club I used to belong to would have a yearly party at the mansion and they charged us a hefty fee for the property and to have a half dozen "bunnies" show up to drink our booze and rub a few packages in the grotto.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/30/09 11:34 AM

Quote:

Coke, they miss you over at Stormfront.




Paperchase, they miss you over at the 'Everyone Thinks I'm Boring' support group.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/30/09 01:00 PM

Quote:

suffering OCD




If you're not suffering from OCD, how do you explain your compulsion to categorize XPD posters in your stupid chart. You probably use the Dewey decimal systen to arrange your sock drawer.

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/30/09 01:48 PM

Quote:

Did you notice that Gina J hated it




No, only someone obsessed with every minute detail would notice and remember this. Run along now and accuse others of having OCD.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 06/30/09 08:34 PM

Quote:

Your fiance has always told you she only had sex with 3 other guys before you. You find out that she was not counting the guys she only blew.




Meh. The plot to Clerks was better since the girlfriend revealed this fact when relating the origin of the nickname of the strange guy called "Snowball".
Posted by: Skip Althoff

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/01/09 07:07 AM

Best thread ever, thanks Coke. And to think I blew this off for a while because I didn't know what Mudshark meant. Plus I hadn't seen a decent pic of Peggy Lipton in ages.

Love the comments on the Jew infested MTV shows - believe it or not they actually had one on 16 year olds berating their parents for not blowing enough money on their birthday parties. Truly fucked up.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/01/09 08:15 AM

The Mudshark Thread "Honey of the Week": Angelina Valentine


Angelina remains very grounded despite all the trappings and pitfalls of stardom. To quote Tritone, "she'll do a TRANNY, but not a black guy? WTF? Tired of this fucked up shit."




















Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/05/09 12:58 AM

I don't know who shot the 20 year-old woman killed with 36 year-old ex-quarterback Steve Mcnair, but I know who's to blame. Obviously this girl was not raised properly. If her parents didn't teach her not to fuck spooks you really have to wonder if they mentioned it's not cool to fuck horses.

On the bright side, the economy may be stimulated by these events. If Mcnair's ghetto relatives get their hands on his money, you know they'll spend it all on frivolous shit within two weeks. It's called "nigger rich".




Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/05/09 02:32 AM

Wow , i knew about the murders , but didn't know he was hanging with some 20 year old white girl . The news said it was at some condos , so i figured Steve was "keeping it real" , and over at some low income condos with a black woman and some homie tried to rob him or a drug deal went bad .

This news of the white girl tosses a questionable bone into the story , much like the bone Steve was tossing to the very young white girl
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/05/09 08:44 AM

That girl doesn't look at all white to me.


I think she's hispanic. Like Filipinos, hispanics are mutt mixes of everyone and everything. And, if she's even 1/8th Puerto Rican, her going with a black guy isn't news at all.

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/05/09 09:20 AM

Quote:

That girl doesn't look at all white to me.


I think she's hispanic. Like Filipinos, hispanics are mutt mixes of everyone and everything. And, if she's even 1/8th Puerto Rican, her going with a black guy isn't news at all.







Any non-black female who messes with black cocks is a mudshark. A mudshark doesn't have to have white skin, just self-hatred. This has been covered in previous posts.

You constantly have to have things explained to you. Go away little pest.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/05/09 09:29 AM

Quote:

Any non-black female who messes with black cocks is a mudshark.




Nope. Like a DAR convention, it's white girls only.

Don't dirty up the mudsharks with your evil miscegenation.


Quote:

Go away little pest.




I'm not little

And, make me.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/05/09 09:37 AM


The Mcnair mudshark appears to be a towelhead (name Sahel Kazemi).

It's possible that this was an honor killing. If a male relative of Sahel discovered that she had been having relations with a chocolate-face, he would of had to take care of business in order to restore the family honor.

But a murder/suicide with her as the shooter is more likely. (Mcnair was shot multiple times and she was only shot once.) This makes sense because as a towelhead she must have felt especially ashamed for having become a mudshark. It probably hit her all at once ("what have I done?!").
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/05/09 10:32 AM

Damn. Her myspace and facebook are private.
Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/05/09 12:20 PM

I think the fact that the police say they aren't looking for suspects makes it a definite that it was murder/suicide.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/06/09 08:59 PM

The below pics were submitted by Electro.


Quote:







(Editor's note: This spook is a real phony. He just wants to be able to say he's fucking a Kardashian and skip over the fact that it's the fat one with unsightly mole. I'm reminded of the posers who buy used Mercedes so they can reference their "Benz" in conversations)










Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/07/09 05:25 AM

Khloe K, broke up w/him she found him cheating by snooping on his cellphone.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/07/09 07:43 AM

Quote:

The below pics were submitted by Electro.


Quote:







(Editor's note: This spook is a real phony. He just wants to be able to say he's fucking a Kardashian and skip over the fact that it's the fat one with unsightly mole. I'm reminded of the posers who buy used Mercedes so they can reference their "Benz" in conversations)







Have any of the Whoredashians experienced white cock other then the mother?

Do you think their obsession with fucking spooks is the result of their disinterested father? Or is it more likely due to the influence of Sumner Rothstein's MTV?
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/07/09 11:02 AM

Quote:

Do you think their obsession with fucking spooks is the result of their disinterested father? Or is it more likely due to the influence of Sumner Rothstein's MTV?





The Whoredashians have extreme daddy issues. Daddy Robert Kardashian defended and lied for OJ Simpson after he sliced up disobediant mudshark Nichole. So when the girls were young, mudsharks were the enemy. At the end of his life, Robert K felt guilty about helping OJ get away with murder. He changed sides, condemned OJ and then dropped dead. The girls were profoundly affected by daddy's deathbed contrition and now see mudsharks as wronged victims who need to be championed. They didn't have a chance. They probably started fucking spooks within one week of the funeral.


Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/07/09 06:09 PM

Coke who is the twat in your avatar??
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/07/09 06:15 PM

That's his sister Gyps.. and she's getting her stinkhole painted black. Welcome to his world.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/07/09 06:30 PM

Quote:

Coke who is the twat in your avatar??





you know her personally
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/07/09 06:35 PM

Quote:

That's his sister Gyps.. and she's getting her stinkhole painted black. Welcome to his world.





Loserpher, I'm not sure how I feel about you posting here. We're not accustomed to posters who get owned by Hungwell.

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/08/09 07:04 AM

Gyps asked:
Quote:

Coke who is the twat in your avatar??



Sometimes a monkey, always a mommy, never a mudshark.




Lou said:
Quote:

That's his sister Gyps.. and she's getting her stinkhole painted black. Welcome to his world.



My pinkhole only turns a little black and blue after the poundings you give it, no biggie. You're whitey, I'm tighty.


Spin cycle Sunday, like usual? Your turn to bring dryer sheets.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/08/09 07:22 AM

Come on, for real, is that Electro?? If it is I didnt recognize her, and if it's his sister, then I feel much better about my family.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: The Mudshark Thread *DELETED* - 07/08/09 08:29 AM

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Posted by: farewell and adieu

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/08/09 11:34 AM

I'm not sure if coke relayed the information to you, electro... but nobody wears white sunglasses from venice beach/the 99 cent store anymore.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: The Mudshark Thread *DELETED* - 07/08/09 12:45 PM

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Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/09/09 09:30 PM

Coke's mommy = Jew-nosed "mudshark"
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/09/09 09:55 PM

Quote:

Coke's mommy = Jew-nosed "mudshark"





Oh, he he he! A "your mother" insult! You're wittier than Dick Cavett on steroids!


FatAss's mommy = woman with a fat tub-o'-goo son that scrapes by with meagre social security handouts (the shame!)



Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/10/09 07:46 AM

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10 dollas from the Vans store.

Gypsy's gonna flip out when she hears. Of all people, I expected she would point that out first. Everyone already knows I as cool and hip as the rest of you fuckin' snobs. I don't care, tatty liked them.





where what ever you wanna wear Electro, if you think they look good, so be it. And the picture did look good, and I dont believe in people not wearing colored glasses....if your have the face for it, go for it.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/10/09 08:21 AM

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Oh, he he he! A "your mother" insult!




Hit a nerve, eh?

How bad does it hurt to have Jew-nosed mudsharks in your gene pool?


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You're wittier than Dick Cavett on steroids!




I know. It's a curse.


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(the shame!)




C'mon, Mr. Jew nose, you know DAMN WELL that the better way to put this is "Oy! Such a shanda fur die goyim!"

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/10/09 09:13 AM

Quote:

How bad does it hurt to have Jew-nosed mudsharks in your gene pool?




How bad does it hurt? Let's see. It doesn't hurt at all since you made it up out of thin air to TRY to be funny.

What I said, on the other hand, is true and based on your own words. How bad does it hurt to be a fat whale who has to mooch off taxpayers and live a government dependent lifestyle?



PS: This is not a fair fight. I feel sorry for you.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/10/09 11:17 AM

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How bad does it hurt to be a fat whale who has to mooch off taxpayers and live a government dependent lifestyle?





Not as much as it used to.




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It doesn't hurt at all since you made it up out of thin air to TRY to be funny.




BULL. Everything I said is based on profile. No one else but a person so ashamed would be so obsessed. Your mommy fucked an n-word. NO DOUBT!!!





Quote:

PS: This is not a fair fight. I feel sorry for you.




Why? It doesn't bother me to beat up on self-hating retards, Jewnose!!

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/10/09 08:36 PM

Quote:

Quote:
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How bad does it hurt to be a fat whale who has to mooch off taxpayers and live a government dependent lifestyle?



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Not as much as it used to.






This means that death is near.


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BULL. Everything I said is based on profile. No one else but a person so ashamed would be so obsessed. Your mommy fucked an n-word. NO DOUBT!!!





Were you a professor of logic and rhetoric before you became too fat to leave the house? I can't figure out how your life could be ending this way (poverty, blubber, begging social wokers for handouts ETC).


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Why? It doesn't bother me to beat up on






Yes, please don't "beat me up" any further with your cutting "your mama" insults. Thanks for not taking out the big gun and using "your mama wears combat boots" on me.


Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/11/09 09:19 AM

Quote:

This means that death is near.




A day closer than it was yesterday, for sure.



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Were you a professor of logic and rhetoric before you became too fat to leave the house?




Fail, blackcockobsessed. I write about leaving the house every day.

Unlike you, I admit to my faults. I called myself FatMan. Talked openly about my problems and frustrations. You live in denial.

You keep up your self-hating Jew stuff. It suits you.

But, as you detected, I used to fill in for a professor in college for "Intro to Logic". Argumentum ad hominem. Categorical syllogisms. Modus ponens. Modus tollens. All good stuff.

I only did it 3 separate times in 3 separate years for 2 different profs. I thought intro Prob & Stat much more often [wrote the tests and graded the papers, too]. I taught 3rd semester calculus only once.

I had 9 college credits from SUNY in Logic and Boolean algebra before I even graduated HS, and I used to delight in constructing proofs that were lines shorter than the one's in the answer key they kept in the college library.



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Yes, please don't "beat me up" any further




Face it, Jewnose, you can't take the abuse!!!

You are rife with anger at mommy for swallowing protein from uncircumcised black snake while you were in the womb. Their amino acids are part of your being.

Why don't you find a nasty mudshark to console you.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/11/09 11:38 AM

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This means that death is near.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A day closer than it was yesterday, for sure.





Soon the gravy train ends! It's always cause for celebration when taxpayers have one less moocher to support


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I write about leaving the house every day.





Obviously you're very proud of this. "Yay! I'm still able to fit through the front door! I'm still able to be moved without a crane!"


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I had 9 college credits from SUNY in Logic and Boolean algebra before I even graduated HS




Lol. So we have to go back to high school for things to talk about, do we? How long have you been a morbidly obese shut-in anyway?

You haven't answered the question about how you could have turned out to be such a pathetic failure if you're so smart? And if you did so well in logic class, why couldn't you figure out that you'd become morbidly obese if you didn't stop eating 10 fried chickens per day?



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jewnose




No jewnose here. Several XPT posters have seen pics of me and could verify. I think we should round up all the jewnoses and taxpayer mooching shut-ins for what they used to call "work camps" (wink wink).
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/11/09 04:55 PM

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No jewnose here.




As you've noted yourself .... Rhinoplasty works wonders!!


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So we have to go back to high school for things to talk about, do we?




You asked. I answered. Sorry if my answer struck a nerve.

Did the big bad mudsharks hurt little Coke in HS? They ruin your nosejob?


I'm not one to much talk about HS. College, yes. My time with the AG's office, ad nauseum. In 3+ years of writing on this board, it might be the first time I wrote about a specific HS activity.

And, I just did it as an explanation why I was able to teach Logic in college. Since YOU asked.






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Soon the gravy train ends!




For you, as well!!!

Hell I'm an admitted mentally ill disabled person with lots and lots of time on my hands who uses this board for my therapeutic whims. What's your excuse? If you aren't in the porn industry what great family, friends and job are interrupted by your activities here?

I was disabled before I had the time to find this place.

Real, healthy, well adjusted working people aren't racist trolls on porn boards. So which combination of the above factors, if not ALL, is missing in you?


It must feel good to be a zero full of hate!


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Obviously you're very proud of this.




Not especially. I've never seen it as an achievement at all. But, for some reason people think I'm like "Dick Gregory intervention" fat. I'm much more "John Goodman" fat.

My "getting out" is one of those things I keep needing to point out to morons without reading comprehension who bring it up.


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how you could have turned out to be such a pathetic failure if you're so smart?




Mental illness. Duh!



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why couldn't you figure out that you'd become morbidly obese if you didn't stop eating 10 fried chickens per day?




NOW THERE'S A GOOD AND FAIR QUESTION!!!

Maybe because I didn't eat 10 fried chickens a day. Only 1. So the weight came on gradually. 5 pounds one year. 6 the next.

After two and half decades, that's quite a accumulation!!



BUT, much more likely, I got fat because I didn't care enough not to.

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/11/09 08:55 PM

Wow, I assumed you were able to mooch off taxpayers because of your excess blubber or related complications (like your joints wore out from supporting 400 lbs of goo). Your mental illness excuse is just as annoying. Take your taxpayer fund meds, quit feeling sorry for yourself and get off your fat ass. Whatever your diagnosis is, I bet I could cure it right quick by cracking your skull every time you ask for a handout or start in with the "waaaaa, I need help" shit.

Why do I use the board as I do? It started from an interest in porn. In continues because I have the freedom to do as I please. You might be able to relate if you had lived up to your self-described potential instead of becoming an undisciplined fatso crybaby.



Waaaaaaa, help me !!!!!
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/27/09 11:56 PM

Breaking Mudshark News:

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have split up. Sources say that in the end his complexion was just too dark for Kim. She's never made a seret of the fact that she prefers the "house nigger" look to the "field nigger" look. Also, there are reports of threats against her from members of the Armenian community who are upset that she went that dark.


http://omg.yahoo.com/news/rep-kim-kardashian-reggie-bush-split/25724?nc
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/31/09 07:56 PM

Per Tritone's suggestion- Our newest Mudshark Thread 'Honey of the Week' is:


Stormy Daniels

In an industry full of worthless human trash not worth its weight in pig feed, Stormy stands out as a shining role model for young women. She doesn't care what anyone says. She'd no sooner sleep with a spook than with a mangy dog. She respects herself.

Hopefully this honor will help catapult Stormy to a win in the upcoming Louisiana senate race. Let's all keep our fingers crossed!





Posted by: Bishop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 04:48 PM

This thread has my full support!!!
Posted by: Bishop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 05:06 PM

If a white girl wants chocolate ....

... I'm in!
Posted by: Bishop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 05:36 PM

You know one of my favorite white chicks I ever worked with was Charlotte STROKELY!!!
Posted by: Northrop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 05:55 PM

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You know one of my favorite white chicks I ever worked with was Charlotte STROKLEY!!!




Charlotte Stokely doing mainstream advertising work for American Apparel... yumm

Posted by: Bishop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 06:22 PM

That was a good day at the office...
Posted by: Tritone

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 06:49 PM

Quote:

That was a good day at the office...




My hats off to you, Bishop. You've had some nice white girls in your XXX tenure.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 06:52 PM

Unlike you Bishop doesn't have to use roofies or a weapon to get laid.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 06:58 PM

Posted by: Bishop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 07:07 PM

Quote:

Quote:

That was a good day at the office...




My hats off to you, Bishop. You've had some nice white girls in your XXX tenure.


Hey Tritone,how is it going?
I had a lot of fun man.. http://www.tinyass.com/networkUpdates.php?actId=185
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 09:00 PM

Quote:

Quote:

That was a good day at the office...




My hats off to you, Bishop. You've had some nice white girls in your XXX tenure.






All the nice white girls are more than cancelled out by the flat nosed, nappy headed, big booty black girls he's fucked.

I'd try for white girls too if I was one of you people. No one can blame you. The mudsharks, on the other hand, should be very ashamed.

Posted by: Northrop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 10:06 PM

Quote:

All the nice white girls are more than cancelled out by the flat nosed, nappy headed, big booty black girls he's fucked.




Leave it to the guy who's figured out Jews secretly manipulate societies into destruction to believe that because Bishop's fucked black women, that that means he didn't have a hellufa good time when he got his hands on Coke's sister...
Posted by: Fiend

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 10:11 PM

Quote:

Quote:

All the nice white girls are more than cancelled out by the flat nosed, nappy headed, big booty black girls he's fucked.




Leave it to the guy who's figured out Jews secretly manipulate societies into destruction to believe that because Bishop's fucked black women, that that means he didn't have a hellufa good time when he got his hands on Coke's sister...




The jews aren't bad once you get them out of the oven.
Posted by: Bishop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 10:57 PM

Quote:

All the nice white girls are more than cancelled out by the flat nosed, nappy headed, big booty black girls he's fucked.

I'd try for white girls too if I was one of you people. No one can blame you. The mudsharks, on the other hand, should be very ashamed.



Thanks again for for making this so easy. I don't even have to be intelligent to engage you,just not being as stupid as you is enough.Kinda like cruise control. You are partly correct, yes I have been with beautiful women and some that were not as attractive to me as others but race was not a factor in that at all. Chemistry either happens or it doesn't and beauty is in the eye of the beholder,any third grader knows that.Let's pretend that there is some standard of beauty,would you have me believe YOU are the one who set it???
Dude you don't look like you been laid enough times to decide who ANYONE else should be ashamed to be with.
Your flawed logic? totally ignores the fact that a white woman that chooses to enter into an interracial relationship does so leaving her self open to the criticisms of all the idiots like you when she could have gone an easier route.
If you don't know that a lot of the women you refer to in this thread could have had ANY man that they wanted then you are beyond any help. Know that makes this whole thread a little fantasy exercise that you must use between your pitiful bouts of masturbation and jealousy.
Just so you know Charlotte and I had one of the one of the most wonderful afternoons that I had in my whole career.Outdoors,the weather was incredible and from her make-up and all through the scene we cuddled and talked. We even hung out for a while afterwards.I still have her number.
Remember that the next time you jack your dick to her.. Her pics anyway
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/02/09 11:53 PM

Quote:


Leave it to the guy who's figured out Jews secretly manipulate societies into destruction




I don't believe there's a secret. They openly try to secularize and liberalize every country they are a minority in out of self interest. They think it makes things easier for Jews.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 12:03 AM

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Charlotte




I never heard of "Charlotte" before your post. Not sure why you think I care about this random mudshark. You have her number? So? You probably also have government surplus cheese. I could give a fuck.

Quote:


beauty is in the eye of the beholder





right on! here's the black ideal:




Posted by: Northrop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 12:19 AM

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I don't believe there's a secret. They openly try to secularize and liberalize every country they are a minority in out of self interest. They think it makes things easier for Jews.




I fucking love this. I don't know how everyone doesn't love Coke! Coke may be white trash. But, he damn well ain't garden variety uneducated white trash! This boy has put some serious thought into those ignorant beliefs and made them into a cohesive whole... Coke is one of the best damn posters on the entire fucking board!
Posted by: Bishop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 12:23 AM

coke is a TROLL
Posted by: Northrop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 12:43 AM

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coke is a TROLL




Yeah, maybe. But, he's putting a hell of a lot of effort into something that could be accomplished a hell of a lot easier with different tactics. Did he celebrate white trash beliefs for an entire year just to get JRV to ban him, once?

Everyone I talk to, but me, seems to think so.

Maybe if you've come across people with similar prejudices and blames it doesn't seem so unrealistic. The only way Coke's different than a few people I've met over the years is that he's actually rounded out of the nonsense. Connected more of the dots than the people I've stood there amazed at what they believe. Even though those dots were never meant to be connected in the first place. And, he talks about it more casually than the psychos I've met...

Had a homeless guy downtown tell me rich people's heaven is the city, and that's the best they'll ever do. Poor people, their heaven is above... Then he told me he wouldn't go to the library because they didn't have any books on how shit really works. That he had heard of the Masons and shit like that.

You've heard it said Jews control the media and the theories where they've manipulated the press so Israel always gets positive coverage? Which may very well be true. Coke just takes it further and believes Jews are unravelling the entire of society...

And, XPT is his the one outlet where he can parade his beliefs. I'm just glad Coke didn't go the envelopes with white powder route...

XPT, keeping the dangerous off the streets...
Posted by: Bishop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 12:54 AM

We will have to agree to disagree on this one. i believe that anyone that can think on his level and spout such non-sense does so on purpose... He finds it amusing that he can stir such emotion from others... I bet you right now he is having a chuckle because he has led you to believe he believes any of that..
I think Coke is a puppet-master and he played me tonight.. And i salute him
Posted by: Northrop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 12:59 AM

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I bet you right now he is having a chuckle because he has led you to believe he believes any of that..




I'm having a chuckle too, who cares if we're all laughing at different things? The more the merrier.

Rather Coke believes crazy nonsense or not, there are people with just as craziness running around their head.
Posted by: Bishop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 01:05 AM

I agree but I am certain most of those folks are pushing shopping carts through dark alleys or sleeping off their meds in a ward somewhere..
Coke is not one of them. He is an internet persona who isn't content to just post. Manipulation is his entertainment
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 04:51 AM

Quote:

I agree but I am certain most of those folks are pushing shopping carts through dark alleys or sleeping off their meds in a ward somewhere..
Coke is not one of them. He is an internet persona who isn't content to just post. Manipulation is his entertainment



Bishop please school some of these people. You figured it out quickly while some people have been arguing forever and aren't smart enough to know that they are being played. Coke really is a master manipulator I like watching him get people worked up to a frenzy.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 01:17 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I don't believe there's a secret. They openly try to secularize and liberalize every country they are a minority in out of self interest. They think it makes things easier for Jews.




I fucking love this. I don't know how everyone doesn't love Coke! Coke may be white trash. But, he damn well ain't garden variety uneducated white trash! This boy has put some serious thought into those ignorant beliefs and made them into a cohesive whole... Coke is one of the best damn posters on the entire fucking board!




Don't want to burst anyone's bubble here, but this post comes directly from Stormfront. As most of Coke's quatsch.


Bishop
Great post!
Posted by: Bishop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 01:29 PM

Thanks Free! But which one are you talking about? I would like to build upon it in a effort to be more clever/informative/funny.. until it is none of those things
Posted by: freestylah

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 01:35 PM

This one:

Quote:

Thanks again for for making this so easy. I don't even have to be intelligent to engage you,just not being as stupid as you is enough.Kinda like cruise control. You are partly correct, yes I have been with beautiful women and some that were not as attractive to me as others but race was not a factor in that at all. Chemistry either happens or it doesn't and beauty is in the eye of the beholder,any third grader knows that.Let's pretend that there is some standard of beauty,would you have me believe YOU are the one who set it???
Dude you don't look like you been laid enough times to decide who ANYONE else should be ashamed to be with.
Your flawed logic? totally ignores the fact that a white woman that chooses to enter into an interracial relationship does so leaving her self open to the criticisms of all the idiots like you when she could have gone an easier route.
If you don't know that a lot of the women you refer to in this thread could have had ANY man that they wanted then you are beyond any help. Know that makes this whole thread a little fantasy exercise that you must use between your pitiful bouts of masturbation and jealousy.
Just so you know Charlotte and I had one of the one of the most wonderful afternoons that I had in my whole career.Outdoors,the weather was incredible and from her make-up and all through the scene we cuddled and talked. We even hung out for a while afterwards.I still have her number.




Posted by: Bishop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 01:52 PM

Ok, I really thought I was letting him have it... till i realized HE was giving it to me..
I also enjoyed your post over here
http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=talent&Number=425423&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1
Posted by: loopnode

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 02:13 PM

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He finds it amusing that he can stir such emotion from others




Posted by: Northrop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 03:01 PM

Quote:

Don't want to burst anyone's bubble here




Nah, it's cool. I'm aware I'm in the minority in my interpretation of Coke. Well, not in the what he posts is crazy part, just in the why he posts it.
Posted by: Northrop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 03:17 PM

Quote:

this post comes directly from Stormfront. As most of Coke's quatsch.




Isn't the fact that someone wrote a book like Stormfront proof that there really are people who walk around and can function in society who believe what Coke posts about? And, validates the idea that Coke could really believe it?

But, I haven't read the book. Just looked at it on Amazon just now. Is there something I'm missing about the book?
Posted by: freestylah

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 03:27 PM

I meant the website (Stormfront_org).

But that doesn't answer your questions.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 07:54 PM

Quote:


Don't want to burst anyone's bubble here, but this post comes directly from Stormfront.





You stupid Dutch pedophile. You're like a broken record with that failed claim. Didn't you recently lose a $500 bet saying a post of mine came from another source (based on nothing)? Remember:


http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=monkeycage&Number=423744&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&vc=1


Saying something is "from Stormfront" is like saying it's "from XPT". Anyone who's not uneducated Eurotrash ("Germans are not an ethnic group!") might think that's a little broad for a made up lie. Try harder.





PS: As an FYI, most of Freepedophiliah's posts come directly from the underground Dutch kiddy porn mag he shoots for called "Lollipops".

Posted by: General Zod

Re: The Mudshark Thread *DELETED* - 08/03/09 08:08 PM

Post deleted by Makunouchi Ippo
Posted by: Bishop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 08:29 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
just so you know even though we are uncensored here, we don't consider EVERYTHING funny...
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/03/09 11:09 PM

According to whosdatedwho.com, Holly's mom (Suze Randall) fucked the following people:

Althea Leasure (Larry Flynt's AIDS whore)
Larry Flynt
Traci Lords
Jim Brown


I'm a fair guy. I'm going to give Holly an opportunity to present evidence, affidavits and witness testimony before commenting on the Jim Brown allegations.





Posted by: freestylah

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/04/09 01:37 PM

Quote:

You stupid Dutch pedophile. You're like a broken record with that failed claim. Didn't you recently lose a $500 bet saying a post of mine came from another source (based on nothing)? Remember:




I might be like a broken record with the Stormfront-claim. You, on the other hand, are a broken record with your failed claim of pedophilia. But that's OK.
I didn't just bet USD 500; I bet you a real:



Last question, before you can return to your next masturbation session while looking at IR clips. What are you trying to achieve by repeating over and over again that I am involved in child pornography?

Quote:

PS: As an FYI, most of Freepedophiliah's posts come directly from the underground Dutch kiddy porn mag he shoots for called "Lollipops".




And who is Lollipops? Is that the name of the clowns that abused you?
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/04/09 01:42 PM

Quote:


I don't believe there's a secret. They openly try to secularize and liberalize every country they are a minority in out of self interest. They think it makes things easier for Jews.




Fuck, you are a one-note bore.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/15/09 10:45 AM

Mudshark Newsflash:


Kendra Wilkinson is carrying a little ghetto package. She's taken took her neurotic spook fetish as far as it can go: she's gotten herself "black preg". Talk about self-hate! Poor thing.





Posted by: Tritone

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/15/09 12:21 PM

Quote:

Mudshark Newsflash:
Kendra Wilkinson is carrying a little ghetto package. She's taken took her neurotic spook fetish as far as it can go: she's gotten herself "black preg". Talk about self-hate! Poor thing.





Awesome. Just Awesome. What a great couple -->




BTW, This is Terrel Owen's new girlfriend, Kari Klinkenborg






Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/15/09 04:25 PM

Just what the world needs, more ugly mulatto's.
Posted by: Skip Althoff

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/15/09 07:22 PM

I give this marriage two years, three on the outside.

Kendra's way over her head on this one.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/17/09 07:54 PM







Poor Kim Kardashian. It's pathetic that she would color her hair blonde to get more nigg attention at this point in the game. It's like wearing KFC scented perfume. Clearly the Kendra news is hitting her HARD. It's understandable to a certain point. She can't sing or dance or act or maintain concentration for 15 straight seconds. All she has is her rep as America's #1 mudshark. And now this younger, sluttier and more classically beautiful blonde cunt comes along, gets her own reality show with a shine and then gets herself "black preg" in front of the nation. But still, the blonde thing is too much for an Armenian sand nigger. I'm reminded of when Jan Brady wore a curly wig to differentiate herself from Marcia-Marcia-Marcia ("it's the new Jan Brady!"). Her mudshark sisters need to hold an intervention stat.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/18/09 02:06 PM

Quote:

an Armenian sand nigger.






Are you stupid?
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/18/09 05:02 PM

Quote:

Quote:

an Armenian sand nigger.






Are you stupid?





No, are you a boy loving pedophile?

Armenia is next to Turkey and Iran. The main difference between them and other shit-skinned people in the region is that they are Christian rather than Muslim. They are more than qualified to work at 7-11 stores.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/18/09 05:12 PM

That color doesnt suit KK well at all.
Posted by: farewell and adieu

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/18/09 07:14 PM

she should have gradually gone that color by adding highlights. those roots just don't look natural... I saw it on tmz and it did look a little better on video
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/17/09 03:55 PM

Update: The first photos of Kourtney Kardashian's baby have been released. There had been some speculation in recent months that Kourtney could be the one non-mudshark Kardashian sister and that the baby would be human.


Mother and child
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/17/09 04:07 PM

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett also have a Christmas present for the world, a little spook. Just what the world needed! Baby Simian Welfare Baskett III is already on probation for trying to rape another baby.





Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/17/09 04:56 PM

Welcome back, fuckface.

It's like a weht holiday parade... Jeff Jordan and then Corky.
I'm hoping Darth shows up next. Okay maybe not a holiday parade but definitely a hooker parade. Fair?.
Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/17/09 07:45 PM

Cokie showed up right before the last candle went out on Chanukah. Closet fag face is back.
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/17/09 09:11 PM

Welcome back Coke! Nice to see you back
Posted by: Skip Althoff

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/18/09 11:51 AM

Glad to see you're back in the fray Coke, great stuff. Somebody's got to set these ignorant assholes straight.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 01/19/10 05:11 AM

CAUGHT: Holly Randall cruisin' for dark meat at the Compton KFC

I am forwarding this item along with a sample of Holly's DNA to Howard University researchers who are searching for the elusive mudshark gene. Holly's mother Suze used to fuck Jim Brown and various other spooks back in the day. Hopefully there are no Jews in the Randall family tree. Only full on whites qualify as research subjects. Even a smidgen of jewness would corrupt the data. Jews are hardwired for race mixing. They've actively been trying to marry pale since they first invaded Europe to breed out their semitic noses and shit skin.





Quote:

Holly
http://twitgoo.com/u/hollyrandall + http://twitpic.com/photos/hollyrandall











Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 01/19/10 07:14 PM

Quote:

CAUGHT: Holly Randall cruisin' for dark meat at the Compton KFC




You do realize that Holly is 1/2 African-American.
Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 01/22/10 03:29 PM

Katie Price has a son with Dwight Yorke (a former soccer player from Trinidad and Tobago) named Harvey who has autism.
Yorke disputed paternity until Jordan's claims were proven by a DNA test.



Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 01/22/10 05:19 PM

Quote:

Katie Price has a son with Dwight Yorke (a former soccer player from Trinidad and Tobago) named Harvey who has autism.




Well, she can't qualify for a Coke research subject. I've heard that she's a "technical Jew".






I thought the kid was blind. Maybe I'm misremembering. Maybe he's both.

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 01/22/10 09:21 PM

Look closely. She has cornrows in this pic.


Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 01/23/10 12:02 PM

No worries ... I have a protein spray that will address that slight anomaly.

Posted by: KofiAnnan

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 02/25/10 01:27 PM

Amanda Bynes admits to preferring apes over humans. (Her mother is a Jewess)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/11/amanda-bynes-prefers-choc_n_458179.html

"it's amaziing how good it feels when someone knows how to love your body! I am having withdrawals from a certain guy lol " she tweeted last week. "So turns out i prefer chocolate over vanilla. interesting."

Amanda Bynes

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 02/25/10 05:25 PM

disgusting !
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 02/25/10 06:44 PM

KofiAnnan....mother fucker PLEASE!
Posted by: Jack Speedman

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/13/10 02:30 AM

Well it's time to add an old mudshark to the list. This old bag Elizabeth Taylor has decided to marry a Zulu warrior.

I can remember my father talking about how sexy Liz Taylor was when I was a young tyke. I am happy he is not alive to see the women he used to drool over, become a lover of the muds.
Posted by: XPT RIP

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/13/10 05:38 AM

i am also happy that your father is dead.
Posted by: PHATBOY

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/16/10 05:44 AM

How long does everyone think it will be before Miley Cyrus is on this list???
I cant wait for her to develop Spears/Lohan Syndrome!!
Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/18/10 03:07 PM

























Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/18/10 03:37 PM

Gia gonna get raped.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/18/10 03:46 PM

Can't rape the willing !
Posted by: TonyBaloney

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/18/10 04:47 PM

Posted by: Nugent

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/18/10 06:50 PM

Something was missing--

Posted by: Demonbolloxs

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/19/10 07:50 AM

Part of me died when I saw these pictures.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/20/10 10:48 AM

Quote:








She is clearly enjoying herself. They look great together.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/20/10 11:45 AM

Maybe she wanted her shoes shined?
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/23/10 10:16 PM

So Gia, how is that guy? Are you dating him? Did you fuck him later that night?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/23/10 10:18 PM

Welcome back fuckface. You've been holed up in which guys ass, shit tick?.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/23/10 10:30 PM

Yeah, that's right. Shit Tick. As in you migrate into some dudes ass. Most likely a long haul trucker or longshoreman because, as a tick, you know they have the best unions and as a result they eat well and enjoy decent health care. You're not stupid but you are a shitslug. Good for you.
(croc..you still with me?) Most likely you get knocked loose when the fiber count gets high. Worst case is when the longhauler gets plugged by a nigger at the rest stop/dockyard and you get washed out in a miller lite/ape seed enema. Such is your life.

Good to see ya, fuckface.
Posted by: Nugent

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/24/10 01:11 AM

Quote:

Yeah, that's right. Shit Tick. As in you migrate into some dudes ass. Most likely a long haul trucker or longshoreman because, as a tick, you know they have the best unions and as a result they eat well and enjoy decent health care. You're not stupid but you are a shitslug. Good for you.
(croc..you still with me?) Most likely you get knocked loose when the fiber count gets high. Worst case is when the longhauler gets plugged by a nigger at the rest stop/dockyard and you get washed out in a miller lite/ape seed enema. Such is your life.

Good to see ya, fuckface.




and.....crickets, for nearly 3 hours.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/24/10 05:59 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Yeah, that's right. Shit Tick. As in you migrate into some dudes ass. Most likely a long haul trucker or longshoreman because, as a tick, you know they have the best unions and as a result they eat well and enjoy decent health care. You're not stupid but you are a shitslug. Good for you.
(croc..you still with me?) Most likely you get knocked loose when the fiber count gets high. Worst case is when the longhauler gets plugged by a nigger at the rest stop/dockyard and you get washed out in a miller lite/ape seed enema. Such is your life.

Good to see ya, fuckface.




and.....crickets, for nearly 3 hours.




He's an owned bitch.
Gia does have all the right angles in those pics. How hot is she?. I'll answer that. She's so fucken hot you can actually ignore the banana breathed ape that was all over her. Unless you're cuck, he probably cut himself deep, and often because of those pics. I love the Gia.
Posted by: charin

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/24/10 08:04 AM

Quote:

So Gia, how is that guy? Are you dating him? Did you fuck him later that night?




Posted by: backdoorman

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 04/24/10 09:13 AM

chirp...chirp....chirp.....
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/07/10 04:19 PM

Naked photos from the sixties of Obama's mudshark mother have been discovered. Interesting, many think the pics were talen by Obama's communist mentor Frank Marshall Davis. Besides being a spook and a Marxist, Davis is known to have been a bisexual pedophile with a pornography obsession.

http://gawker.com/5067359/obamas-naked-commie-mom-shock




Mrs Obama was well known to fuck niggs in the early 60s. She even found Obama's supposed Kenyan dad at the Univ of Hawaii when he was the only spook on the entire campus. You could easily assume that she fucked Davis too. Some are theorizing that Davis is Obongo's real father, which is why he wants the long form Hawaii birth certificate kept private.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/07/10 04:24 PM


Obongo's mudshark mother:



Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/07/10 04:30 PM

It must be true.... she's got a dumpy ass that only a nigger would appreciate. And tits like bananas.

Bitch was whorin during the holidays too. Cunt.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/07/10 04:50 PM

Judge for yourself. The nig in the top line is the communist pervert Davis, who taught Obama to hate America. The geek who looks like Rog from "What's Happening" in line 2 is the tribal Kunte Kinte nigger from Kenya.







Posted by: TonyBaloney

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/07/10 04:59 PM

Obama's real father:


Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/07/10 05:24 PM

Quote:

Judge for yourself. The nig in the top line is the communist pervert Davis, who taught Obama to hate America. The geek who looks like Rog from "What's Happening" in line 2 is the tribal Kunte Kinte nigger from Kenya.












If i'm going to judge for myself then I'm going to say you're an owned bitch Coke. Then after that I'll say niggers are dirty stinky ignorant land mammals that are put here on this earth to make money. Kinda like a tractor or a donkey.
Current advancements in education have afforded a few of them music contracts in an industry that the jews own. Funsies. How do you feel about this?.

I can be racist because I AM HATE. You, however, are just a part of hate. Come see me when you want to be someone.
I'll learn you how.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/07/10 06:08 PM

Seen how hot Gia is?.



That is The Look. She is perfect. If you don't know or have to question why you only reinforce the reason why I'm here to hurt you.
Posted by: Jack Speedman

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/15/10 02:00 AM

Please Ann, tell me this is your pet nigger?
Posted by: taint1974

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/15/10 03:45 PM

Quote:

Please Ann, tell me this is your pet nigger?



That's Jimmie "Kid Dyno-Mite" Walker!!!!!
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/21/10 12:50 PM

http://xhamster.com/movies/269692/cameron_keys_-_hot_milf.html

i like how her stomach folds when shes on her back.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/10 12:15 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Piper










Posted by: Tritone

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/10 04:02 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yeah, we know white dudes never assault or murder their girlfriends/wives.

What happened to this girl was horrible, but violent/ insecure/possessive BFs come in all colors.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/22/10 10:48 PM

even green?


Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/27/10 07:19 PM

Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/27/10 07:22 PM

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/27/10 08:51 PM

Quote:








Look at the lips on that spook. Obviously there are no white genes in him. He must be either a 1st or 2nd generation African immigrant.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/30/10 10:43 AM



In memory of Gary ....
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/30/10 10:58 AM

The term mudshark causes to hearken back to listening to Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention. I believe the Live at Fillmore album.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/30/10 07:05 PM

Ha i searched mudshark on youtube and this came up. Enjoy, Coke...

Chocolate Santa
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/30/10 08:36 PM

"Mom how am I gonna have a Christmas? They don't have a Santa for me. My brother's got a Black Santa and my other brother has a White Santa. Momma do they have a different color Santa for me?"
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/30/10 09:20 PM

This one is Shakespearean. 4 low class white chicks forced into a life of mudsharkism because white men don't like fatties. They were far away from Wisconsin's only ghetto in Milwaukee, so they had to battle for the only spook in a 100 mile radius:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZt2-2AriPU&feature=related
Posted by: farewell and adieu

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/31/10 08:18 AM

I expected to see a lot of applebottoms and baby phat stuff
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 05/31/10 11:23 AM

Looks like Bishop
Posted by: rinacimming

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Re: How To Make A DIY Solar Panel - 07/04/10 11:21 AM

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Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: How To Make A DIY Solar Panel - 07/04/10 12:33 PM

I'm sure she's just a friend....
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/16/10 09:58 PM

Quote:

The Mudshark Thread - Honey of the Week:

Sunny Dae

This gal doesn't do IR. She's is from south of the Mason Dixon Line. Georgia to be exact. It's comforting to know there are still a few pockets down there where people understand right and wrong. They'd no sooner do it with a colored than with a fucking giraffe at the zoo. Kudos to her parents for raising her right.


















It's not looking good for Mudshark Thread alum Sunny Dae:

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/offbeat/view.bg?articleid=1268496&srvc=rss
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/18/10 11:13 PM

It turns out that the murder Sunny Dae is wrapped up in was a Jew on Jew crime. Guess the motive? Money! Her accomplice was posting Twitter messages in Hebrew. Her victim was a fat trick named Abrahamsen.

It just goes to show ya. This is what happens when an innocent country girl enters the porn industry and gets mixed up with Jews.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1295510/The-porn-star-killers-Actors-met-adult-film-set-charged-killing-tattoo-shop-owner-sledgehammer.html
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/19/10 10:07 AM

Quote:

It turns out that the murder Sunny Dae is wrapped up in was a Jew on Jew crime. Guess the motive? Money! Her accomplice was posting Twitter messages in Hebrew. Her victim was a fat trick named Abrahamsen.

It just goes to show ya. This is what happens when an innocent country girl enters the porn industry and gets mixed up with Jews.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1295510/The-porn-star-killers-Actors-met-adult-film-set-charged-killing-tattoo-shop-owner-sledgehammer.html




I'm sure they were all pretty far up in the Jew Conspiracy.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/19/10 02:37 PM

I think her "no IR" contract stipulation will go out the window any day now. That's par for the course in a woman's jail. You want extra soap or a roll of toilet paper? You have to blow the CO.
Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/27/10 07:13 PM


clef


ginuwine


112


sir mix-a-lot


sam perkins
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/27/10 07:18 PM

Anyone remember Frank Zappa and the Mothers singing their Mudshark song commemorating Led Zeppelin's use of a mudshark to fuck a groupie?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/27/10 07:31 PM

"And to make it even more interesting, in the lobby of the aforementioned motel there's a bait and tackle shop where the residents can go down and, whenever they want to, rent a fishing pole and some preserved minnows and schlep back up to their rooms, open the window, stick their little pole outside and within a few minutes actually catch a fish of some sort that they can bring into their motel room and do whatever they want with it, you know what I mean?

Mud Sh-sh-shark"

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/27/10 07:32 PM

I thought it was a red snapper?
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/28/10 01:17 AM

Kim Kardashian is fucking a new spook these days: Dallas Cowboy Miles Austin. Look at the nose on this field negro. He belongs in a fucking zoo. Her father is lucky to be dead.







Posted by: Skip Althoff

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/28/10 01:51 PM

With all her f'ing money and notoriety, that's the best she can do??
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/28/10 02:07 PM

Quote:

With all her f'ing money and notoriety, that's the best she can do??




She had to find herself a quick rebound with a black NFLer once they threatened Reggie Bush's Heisman.

She's banking on riding the Cowboys coattails to another Super Bowl ... with Dallas hosting.
Posted by: tenley

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/29/10 09:58 PM

Quote:

Kim Kardashian is fucking a new spook these days: Dallas Cowboy Miles Austin. Look at the nose on this field negro. He belongs in a fucking zoo. Her father is lucky to be dead.












You couldn't find an actual picture of Miles Austin instead of Reggie Bush, you bigotted POS?

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/30/10 02:12 AM

If anyone is wondering why Tenley has such a chip on his shoulder about bigotry, he's was previously outed as a sand nigger. Relax, Tenley. Put on a fresh towel and get back in your taxi. There are white people out there who need you to wait on them.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/30/10 02:47 AM

To quote that great fictional FMJ DI "only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look like no longhorn to me..."
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/30/10 09:06 AM

If anyone is wondering why Cokey has such a need to out people, he's was previously outed as a self-hating Jew.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/30/10 09:20 AM

Hasidic perhaps?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/30/10 04:50 PM

Coke...I saw this and thought of you. Check THIS out and listen carefully for the part where he says "nigger".
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/30/10 04:56 PM

Quote:

To quote that great fictional FMJ DI "only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look like no longhorn to me..."




Wasn't that Officer und a Gentlefag? Or both? Either way, Coke Stevenson has more honor than you. Welcome back, tiny dancer.

Hasn't the Led Zeppelin mudshark thing been pretty well discredited as urban myth? I figure as the Zappa expert here, and resident dicksmoker, you would know.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/30/10 06:30 PM

Totally uncensored forii where people get banned. Yeah, Barry you sure can go along with the program.because that doesn't require any critical thinking. Think that Coke Stevenson is honorable, well he must be since you share his belief in Der Furrier, and why would I or anyone take lessons in honor from a neoNazi.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/30/10 07:55 PM

Quote:

Totally uncensored forii where people get banned. Yeah, Barry you sure can go along with the program.because that doesn't require any critical thinking. Think that Coke Stevenson is honorable, well he must be since you share his belief in Der Furrier, and why would I or anyone take lessons in honor from a neoNazi.




But, but, but...you responded. When you swore upon your sacred honor that you wouldn't. That makes you a liar too. Even Coke doesn't lie. He does have more honor than you. But so does a graverobber or a pawnbroker.

Time to honor your vow, before God and this bunch of pervs, and shut up.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/30/10 08:15 PM

Quote:

Totally uncensored forii where people get banned. Yeah, Barry you sure can go along with the program.because that doesn't require any critical thinking.




Yeah, I'm all about going along with the program. Every time Malice gets his Jockey's in a wad because some has- been gets their feelings hurt and he shuts down threads and threatens bannings, I'm the one who bitches the loudest and longest about free speech. To the consternation of all and sundry. My signature is meant as parody. It's for the people who call Malice the "Boss" (shout out to lou...much love, brothaman). And frankly, I was bummed when you got banned. Not bummed enough to say anything, but bummed nonetheless. I'm many things, most of them pretty negative, but my free speech bona fides are beyond reproach. Do your research next time, gomer.

I never once said anything about Coke having honor, other than saying he has more than you. You've yet to prove otherwise.

Oh, by the way. Shut the fuck up.
Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/30/10 08:48 PM

Coke is a douche, but he makes good threads from time to time, this one being an example. \

You two go dry hump elsewhere.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 07/31/10 08:51 AM

Quote:

Coke is a douche, but he makes good threads from time to time, this one being an example. \

You two go dry hump elsewhere.




Will do, esse.
Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/13/10 11:07 PM

Police arrest 18-year-old Utah woman in Toms River prostitution sting

From MySpace


Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/14/10 01:43 AM

She must REALLY hate Daddy for not paying her sufficient attention.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/14/10 06:01 PM

Quote:

Police arrest 18-year-old Utah woman in Toms River prostitution sting

From MySpace







Utah woman in NJ? Is she related to Chelsea Handler?
Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/14/10 10:00 PM

If she was, she'd be banging TV execs for a job instead of pervs for motel and McDonald's money.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/15/10 03:36 AM

She's found her little pimp and is expressing her feelings toward Daddy.
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/21/10 11:24 PM

Another Hugh Hefner ho trying to be like Kendra .

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/08/karissa-shannon-looks-comfortable/


Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 12:04 AM

Quote:

Another Hugh Hefner ho trying to be like Kendra .

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/08/karissa-shannon-looks-comfortable/










That picture is disgusting. Looks like a girl kissing a chimp. I hope there is an afterlife so 1000 generations of her white ancestors, starting her grandparents, can curse her for dishonoring them.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 12:11 AM


how could you miss the best pic from that set? look at the spook pretending to read Fortune magazine - lol


Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 12:24 AM

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 02:59 AM

http://www.lyricstime.com/frank-zappa-the-mud-shark-interview-lyrics.html
Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 03:56 AM

Quote:


how could you miss the best pic from that set? look at the spook pretending to read Fortune magazine - lol





Even better, how could you miss the declining looks which are no doubt a result of the declining self esteem that often goes hand in hand with spook fucking?

Note the obvious progression downward:

In this photo both the rancid nigger lover and her twin sister appear as fresh faced mid-western girls.


In the second photo, they're riding high on their Playboy fame, and their benefactor is clearly spending some money to raise their looks to a higher level.


And now, with her simian pet who keeps it real lounging by the pool in long pants, you can see that she's backed off from her workout routine, and is beginning to look like she lives on a diet of what Gia would call "McDonald's and gas station junk food." The shitty make-up and hair dye look like they were placed in the Walmart shopping cart mere minutes after she picked out that trashy bathing suit.





I bet Super Spade loves the bright colors.

He just got pinched for possession with intent. Give it a few months, she'll be with one who's much darker, and more violent.
Posted by: charin

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 05:56 AM

It's disgusting how you racist scum have jealous envy of the ones you hate.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 08:19 AM

Quote:


how could you miss the best pic from that set? look at the spook pretending to read Fortune magazine - lol







aww c'mon chuck. you know you wanted to laugh at that because it really is funny. you can't tell me you didn't have to filter your thought process before you were all "c'mon guyz srlsy, not funny"....
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 09:14 AM

Quote:

It's disgusting how you racist scum have jealous envy of the ones you hate.




It's disgusting how your entire worldview is based on jealous envy of people who are more successful than you. Yay, wealth redistribution! Yay, bureaucrat power! If you hadn't been a drunk all those years, you might not have to hang out in a hoopty camper. Stop voting to get even with people who are more talented and hard working than you are.
Posted by: charin

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 09:33 AM

I don't care about your scum opinion. You want to take things back to the 50's - the 1850's. There is no place in decent society for the kind of garbage that comes from your willful ignorance, so you dump it here.
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 09:35 AM

Quote:

I don't care about your scum opinion. You want to take things back to the 50's - the 1850's. There is no place in decent society for the kind of garbage that comes from your willful ignorance, so you dump it here.



You ran out of Xanax didn't you?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 09:56 AM

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You ran out of Xanax didn't you?





This
Posted by: charin

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 10:07 AM

No. Got plenty, since I rarely take it. Just ran out of patience with stupid scum like WCD. I'll bet he has a nosebleed every 28 days or so. Pussy face makes cheap shots at people who call out racist hate speech made by the willfully ignorant. These scum have no defense for their garbage.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 10:22 AM

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No. Got plenty, since I rarely take it. Just ran out of patience with stupid scum like WCD. I'll bet he has a nosebleed every 28 days or so. Pussy face makes cheap shots at people who call out racist hate speech made by the willfully ignorant. These scum have no defense for their garbage.






call youe AA sponsor now. i don't want to be responsible for you falling off the wagon. it would end up costing taxpayers. we're already taxed enough because of you bitter jealous liberals
Posted by: charin

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 10:32 AM

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Quote:

No. Got plenty, since I rarely take it. Just ran out of patience with stupid scum like WCD. I'll bet he has a nosebleed every 28 days or so. Pussy face makes cheap shots at people who call out racist hate speech made by the willfully ignorant. These scum have no defense for their garbage.






call youe AA sponsor now. i don't want to be responsible for you falling off the wagon. it would end up costing taxpayers




Thanks for proving my point.

All that was necessary. I'll take it a priori folks who are not stupid, or pretending to be stupid because it seems to feel good to them, can see the stupid. That I don't need to keep pointing it out.

I guess XPT must be one of the few places on the - wait - anywhere these scum can spew their garbage and actually get decent human beings to interact with them. Well, decent human beings tire of looking at garbage.

I'll leave you basically alone now, or try to. But, if you have used the word n-----, or spewed racial hatred, I will certainly tell you in any discussions I have, that your opinion has been rendered insignificant by your willful ignorance and stupidity.

Time to do something better. I guess. But, calling out bigots is a fine thing, I'm proud of myself. I go play with radio innards now. Continue with your lame personal attacks because your spewing of racial hatred is indefensible.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 10:58 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I don't care about your scum opinion. You want to take things back to the 50's - the 1850's. There is no place in decent society for the kind of garbage that comes from your willful ignorance, so you dump it here.




I agree charin, its just amazing how much this place resembles storm front at times.




I agree with him too, but I really have to call shenanigans on the stormfront thing. They may be racist bigoted nincompoops, but I think a lot more thought goes into the postings there than the ones here. For the most part, myself included, we're a pretty reactionary bunch here. There is a real tendency here to go off haslf cocked. Which I'm not saying is bad or wrong or anything. it's just the dynamic here.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 11:25 AM

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For the most part, myself included, we're a pretty reactionary bunch here. There is a real tendency here to go off haslf cocked.




well said...

you do realize that a reaction is the ultimate goal in this game. from coke to tritone to panzer to jigg etc.. it's the beginning and end to every post made here by some. i do hope some of your "reactions" are all part of the game and not meant to be taken seriously.
srsly! lol
Posted by: charin

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 12:38 PM

No, asshole scum, you cause real harm when you spew your ignorant racist hate anywhere. You seem to think the goal is to be the biggest asshole. You are an insignificant piece of scum. You will continue to receive the karma you deserve. But, don't take it seriously.

Are you really stupid, or do you just play stupid on XPT?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 02:05 PM

hates no fun if you keep it to yourself. - loucypher
Posted by: charin

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 02:09 PM

I understand that answer to my question. I'm glad I'm not you.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 02:19 PM

that was a lil hurtful chuck. it sounds like something i'd say.

this reply to wannacornhole? was pretty hateful too..

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I'll bet he has a nosebleed every 28 days or so. Pussy face...




funny, but hateful.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/22/10 02:46 PM

Pooooooorrrrrrr Chuck. Anyone who's not as simon pure as him is against him.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/27/10 03:12 PM

this could be any club in America on a Sat night:


Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/04/10 07:53 PM





Elin Nordegren walked away with between 100 million and 500 million of Tiger Woods' money. This means she is to mudsharks what Woods is to golfers. Who do you think was the real victim here? Study the two faces in the pic. Does it look like one of the two is more closely related to apes? Do you think she knowingly used her superior nordic genes as a weapon? Did Curious George stand a chance?
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/05/10 07:35 AM

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Who do you think was the real victim here?




Assuming he doesn't get a cut for a finder's fee?

Jesper Parnevik.
Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/08/10 12:27 AM

French soccer player Djibril Cissé and his Welsh wife Jude










#1


#2
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/15/10 01:13 PM

This week in mudshark news:


The entire nation is outraged that spook players from the NY Jets made sexual remarks to/about a female reporter (Ines Sainz) from Spic TV who looks white. One porch monkey even implied that she wanted to check out their packages in the locker room. At first the pc sports media was confused about what is the correct pc way to respond. Consider that some players are spooks, one is a spic, the reporter dresses like a streetwalker, the reporter might actually be a spic with dyed blonde hair etc etc. After much hand-wringing and consternation, it decided to join the NFL in demanding that the nig players apologize to the slut. She's milking it for all its worth. Expect to see her in a Playboy spread within 6 months.








Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/15/10 01:18 PM

^^^ I'm a Giants fan. LT says holla, cuck.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/15/10 01:27 PM

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^^^ I'm a Giants fan. LT says holla, cuck.





uh, no one gives a fuck
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/15/10 01:30 PM

whatever you say, chumpchange.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/15/10 01:36 PM

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whatever you say, chumpchange.






You're right! Everyone IS interested in knowing your favorite team. We would also like to know favorite color. And what type of tree would you be if you had to choose. Please share! You're fascinating!
Posted by: have2cit

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/15/10 01:42 PM

That's probably why Ms. Sainz freaked out about it in the first place. It's well known fact that Mexicans despise Dishwashers.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/15/10 01:55 PM

seen the turdcutter on that whore?.



Posted by: have2cit

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/15/10 02:03 PM

I have now. No wonder they went apeshit for her. Mamacita!!
Posted by: KofiAnnan

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/16/10 01:01 PM

Is she a mudshark??

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/16/10 10:56 PM

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I have now. No wonder they went apeshit for her. Mamacita!!




She has a totally banging bod, but has anyone taken a good look at her mug?
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/17/10 12:26 AM

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Is she a mudshark??





Isn't that Charins couch in the picture?
Posted by: wannacorndog

As a public service message - 09/17/10 12:29 AM

Since Xanax can cause physical and psychological dependence, withdrawal symptoms may occur if the drug is stopped too quickly. Some possible symptoms of withdrawal from Xanax include heart palpitations, memory loss, depression, and seizures. To avoid severe symptoms, your healthcare provider will most likely wean you off the medication slowly to allow time for your body to adjust.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/21/10 10:29 PM

Kudos to this classy lady for helping Jesse Jackson Jr fulfill Dr King's dream: sex with blonde women without being hung from a tree. Congrats to the happy sex partners!














Posted by: Northrop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/21/10 11:02 PM

I just did a Google search on Giovanna Huidobro (name gotten from the URL in Coke's photo). Coke went and found the hottest picture out there of this "Mudshark". I wonder why he did that?
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/22/10 12:07 AM

Quote:

I just did a Google search on Giovanna Huidobro (name gotten from the URL in Coke's photo). Coke went and found the hottest picture out there of this "Mudshark". I wonder why he did that?







This is the new Coke you're dealing with. All positivity all the time!
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/22/10 06:08 AM

New Coke? Christ, he's going to use Michael J. Fox as his avatar next.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/25/10 11:39 PM

A racy old photo has been discovered of the young Kris Jenner, who went on to become the mother of the Kardashian girls:







Posted by: backdoorman

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/26/10 09:03 AM

.........................racist ...........
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/14/10 05:01 PM

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/14/10 05:06 PM




Singer/actress Sophie Monk is no snob when it comes to dating specimens of less evolved species. Her only regret is that she wasn't around Hollywood in the late 70s to fuck Clyde the orangutan from Clint Eastwood's "Any Which Way But Loose".
Posted by: Skip Althoff

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/14/10 07:46 PM

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Singer/actress Sophie Monk is no snob when it comes to dating specimens of less evolved species. Her only regret is that she wasn't around Hollywood in the late 70s to fuck Clyde the orangutan from Clint Eastwood's "Any Which Way But Loose".




Boy there's a woman with a future. Truly disgusting in every sense of the word.

Is that hip hop mogul Russell Simmons? 10 to 1 it took him two years to get out of the 8th grade.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/15/10 04:53 PM

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/16/10 12:17 AM




The website titles this shot "1 white girl 20 Niggers". Some of the commentary is very incisive:


"Fat White Chicks = Left Overs
Every black man wants a 'left over' over there own breed!"


"Keep you bitches in heat in YOUR trailer parks.....
Look at the look on her face....shes a dog in heat!!!"


"LOOKS LIKE A TARZAN MOVIE TO ME!"


"No white man would have her! So she goes where she knows she can get laid! Niggers will fuck anything"


"Piece of dog shit slut."







Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/16/10 01:18 AM

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Is that hip hop mogul Russell Simmons? 10 to 1 it took him two years to get out of the 8th grade.




Yes, that's Russel Simmons. A spook who made millions of dollars ripping off other spooks while promoting an entire genre of society (hip hop or niggerdom) that portrays spooks as the victims of racist whitey.

Like most other spooks who profit off their racist attacks on whitey, once he got to the top, he started fucking white chicks exclusively. The first line of defense upon being questioned about this behavior while have the spook jabbering about how the white man gets upset because the negro took his money and his women.

The hard reality is that Kunte Simmons knows that white people are at the top of the human food chain, and that fucking a white girl infinitely better than sticking to his own kind.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/16/10 06:55 AM

^^^ Isn't that cunt ex- wife of his Asian of some sort? It's always been my theory, and apparently his, that Asians are actually at the top of the food chain.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/16/10 10:26 AM

And dogs are at the top of the Asian food chain.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/16/10 11:37 AM

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And dogs are at the top of the Asian food chain.




Does it gross them out that we eat our swine sandwiches in bread rather than wontons?
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/16/10 08:00 PM


What the fuck kind of statement do you think Us Weekly was trying to make here? TWO mudshark breeders on the same cover?


Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/16/10 09:34 PM

This pic explains why Maria Sharpova's tennis career is in the crapper. She lost respect for herslf.



Posted by: SuperDuperBored

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/16/10 11:59 PM

Probably just a photo taken backstage at the the ESPY's years ago. Besides, Lebron is too busy stressing about Delonte West banging his mom.

haha Lebron left town cause' his mommy was going heels to jesus with a team mate.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/17/10 12:26 AM

Lebron and his mother are probably close in age. She could have gotten knocked up with him at age 11 in the housing project. Things like that are bound to happen. It's not as big a deal as it is to fuck someone's mother in the non-ghetto world. Ghetto children don't have fathers in the normal sense. The government is their father (via food stamps/welfare/public housing/government surplus cheese etc). They are used to having lots of different men fucking their mamas. Props to West for still fucking a ghetto female after making it to the NBA.


http://www.terezowens.com/gloria-james-has-a-history-of-sleeping-with-lebrons-friends/
Posted by: TonyBaloney

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/17/10 06:28 PM

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What the fuck kind of statement do you think Us Weekly was trying to make here? TWO mudshark breeders on the same cover?







To be fair, I think Kourtney is the non-nigger loving Kardashian.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/17/10 10:51 PM

Quote:

Quote:


What the fuck kind of statement do you think Us Weekly was trying to make here? TWO mudshark breeders on the same cover?







To be fair, I think Kourtney is the non-nigger loving Kardashian.







Don't kid yourself. She's had as many black cocks in her as the others. Even on the show "Filthy Rich Cattle Drive", she zeroed in on the only spook in the cast (George Foreman jr).
Posted by: zenman

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/17/10 11:54 PM

Who the fuck are these whores?!
Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/18/10 12:57 AM

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Who the fuck are these whores?!


They're whores created by the Jew media to promote their agenda of miscegenation.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/18/10 01:17 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Who the fuck are these whores?!


They're whores created by the Jew media to promote their agenda of miscegenation.





You got that right. Jews believe that weakening traditional values in the host country makes it easier for them to be fully accepted. The only place they want to see traditional values reinforced is Israel.

Notice how many Jew politicians push liberalism on America, but are conservative/hawkish on anything involving Israel (Joe Lieberman, Ed Koch, Schumer etc). They love the ACLU in America. How do you think they regard ACLU-type groups trying to do the exact same shit to agitate for Arab/Muslim causes witin Israel?
Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/18/10 02:38 PM

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How do you think they regard ACLU-type groups trying to do the exact same shit to agitate for Arab/Muslim causes witin Israel?




In Israel, they respond by rolling out the big guns. Literally.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/20/10 01:27 AM

Notice Kim Kardashian's ass is growing? The mental effects from years of spook fucking are actually causing bizarre phisiological symptoms to manifest. I've seen this before. Lisa Sparxx once looked like Krusten Bell.




Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/20/10 02:01 PM

Clarence Thomas' white wife left a voicemail for Anita Hill asking for an apology. A mudshark never forgets! Hill refused. She still believes that blacks don't have the right to think for themselves. If they don't support pro-welfare/pro-food stamp/pro-affirmative action policies, they must be destroyed by any means necessary. Even if that means lying about pubic hair being left on Coke cans BEFORE you followed the race traitor to other jobs. Wasn't it awesome how someone countered that Hill left pubic hair in the pages of a paper she graded for a male student? What's good for the uncle tom goose is good for the bullshitting thought police gander.



http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2010/10/virginia-thomas-leaves-anita-hill-a-voicemail-asking-for-an-apology-hill-says-no.html
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/20/10 11:58 PM


I have been receiving lucrative offers to move "The Mudshark Thread" to ADT. They're even willing to change their name to "The Adult DVD Talk Mudshark Forum" or "ADTM". Until know I've spurned their offers out of hand, but I'm starting to reconsider. I'm going to need to see some changes around here. For starters, that cheesehead Mullen needs to be removed as a mod once and for all.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/21/10 04:48 PM

And the first thing Anita Hill does is call the law. Well, Campus Security. What a twat.

Weird story this.
Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/24/10 03:02 PM

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/24/10 03:44 PM

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/24/10 06:24 PM

One of my SO's (and mine, I guess) guilty pleasures is Bridezilla. The losers in life's lottery being a Princess for a Day and the hijinks that ensue.

This possibly white girl was marrying a neck tattooed almost non Hipanic guy. A very diverse wedding party. It went pretty south pretty fast. Only half the people showed, everyone was drunk, some fights break out. I told the SO it looked like the funnest wedding ever. She said "can you imagine?". I told her of course I could. Put some Mexicans and Negroes in a place with liquor and expect them to be on their best behaviour. What do you think will happen?
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/25/10 04:36 PM

Quote:




Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/26/10 11:41 AM

^^^^^ I truly hate people.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/27/10 02:31 AM

Suspiciously, no pics of Brett Favre's 6 month-old grandson have been made public thus far. This story has mudshark breeder written all over it. Farve comes from the lowest of white trash gene pools in the United States. His extended family looks and talks like the cast of "Swamp People", but thanks to his money they now frequent the more settled parts of Mississippi and mix with its many spooks. His sister Brandi was even arrested once for participating in a local spook drive by shooting. If the love child is white, there's a good chance that Farve is both the maternal grandfather and father. Almost everyone in that family is related in two different ways.



http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Brittany-Favre-Welcomes-A-Son/40566.html
Posted by: KofiAnnan

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/27/10 01:16 PM

I think this qualifies as Mudshark.....

Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/27/10 01:21 PM

Hi John West Fan
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/27/10 01:28 PM

Quote:

I think this qualifies as Mudshark.....








Charin e-mailed to explain. He's not a fruit or a mudshark. He was having a reaction to his heart medication when this pic was taken, just like Vito Spatafore.
Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/30/10 01:44 PM

http://ir-tube.net/forum/some-black-celebs-relationships-t47730.html
Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/30/10 01:51 PM



http://twitter.com/aidenaspen & http://twitpic.com/photos/kingwing3
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 10/30/10 06:29 PM

^^^^^^ I just looked up Aiden Aspen on iafd and she has 1 movie title to her name . I don't consider that a "porn star"

And the page says that one of her "non-Ear Piercings" is her rectum ????????
Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 11/05/10 05:07 PM

Sol and Fiona Campbell





Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 11/05/10 05:09 PM

Tyreke Evans, NBA rookie of the year, dated this chick for a while. It seems she is making the rounds with some high profile brothas, or was at one time. Dated a football player, Byron something, can't remember his name.



This is what you can get into if you're a athlete driving around in a Benz...this chick is clearly built for black men, glad she is exploiting her talents.



Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 11/05/10 05:10 PM

Tiki Barber left his pregnant Asian wife for this girl

Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 11/05/10 05:15 PM

Nicole Trunfio

Posted by: †††

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 11/12/10 09:43 AM



Posted by: Tritone

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 11/12/10 11:40 AM

Quote:







^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Whooooa! Is that Lexi Belle? Dude looks like Kris Roc (the black sometimes-porno actor - not the comedian). Fuckin' awesome. Sweet ass pic.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 11/12/10 12:34 PM



Posted by: Mark_J

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 02/01/11 04:40 PM

The Virgin Sharkbag™

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 02/01/11 05:54 PM

Quote:

The Virgin Sharkbag™





Fuck the USA
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 02/01/11 06:26 PM

whats the story there alex?. inner city jews and post-op girlscouts have a mixer at summer camp?.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 02/01/11 07:22 PM

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The Virgin Sharkbag™






She is rockin' that denim dress. Put some braids in, gets some tennis shoes with the dress, and we've got some serious weird religion happening. If she was white.
Posted by: Northrop

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 02/02/11 04:14 AM

Quote:

She is rockin' that denim dress. Put some braids in, gets some tennis shoes with the dress, and we've got some serious weird religion happening. If she was white.




Pirate Bob, your post makes no sense calling it a religion thing somehow. Nobody wanna hear about your creepy school girl braids/tennis shoes fantasies. Stop posting already.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 02/02/11 06:37 AM

Wondering if she was lovey-dovey like that when Alex put his enema move on her ass?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 02/02/11 08:07 AM

Barnum and Bailey should keep the trapeze act away from the monkey cage.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 02/02/11 10:31 AM

Quote:

Quote:

She is rockin' that denim dress. Put some braids in, gets some tennis shoes with the dress, and we've got some serious weird religion happening. If she was white.




Pirate Bob, your post makes no sense calling it a religion thing somehow. Nobody wanna hear about your creepy school girl braids/tennis shoes fantasies. Stop posting already.




It makes no sense to you because you're a moron. Wasn't talking about schoolgirls, but I guess we see where your head is at.

I'll quit posting if you do. You're my hero.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/31/12 08:27 PM

How did we forget about this?
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/31/12 09:15 PM

everytime i forget about it,it gets reposted.
Posted by: drained

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/31/12 09:35 PM

Loyal chin.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/31/12 10:00 PM

I think Frankie has a loyal chin and one that is in business for itself. He's working on it though.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 08/31/12 11:05 PM

oh yes.the practically starving myself on protein shakes is going over well actually.my chin seems more chinnie all the time now.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/01/12 05:34 AM

I gave up and grew a beard to hide my extra chin.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 09/01/12 10:23 AM

I'm headed back that way too ! ^ I lost my dbl. chin and was left with a wattle.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/12/12 05:57 PM

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/12/12 06:08 PM

Who is Mido using a Wisconsin email address?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/12/12 06:35 PM

The OP of this thread.

I seen some Donkey activity around the net, and I started rooting through the archives of TRPWL reading some of the old Donkey War stories. I figure if Coke ever stops by to check in on his thread here, he should be reminded that he's a bitch.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 12:54 AM

Is that how Coke went out? I never did hear the full, or really any, story.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 01:38 AM

But, but I thought Coke was a big successful business man and Republican mover and shaker? I don't understand how this could be true.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 08:39 AM

It's almost enough to cause one to pity the fool. Almost.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 08:47 AM

Sorry, it appears my click through on that pic didn't work. It is fine now.

This was a PM he sent to Donkey when Coke was pissing down his leg scurred:











You are going to have to click the DL link, because the thing is too wide. I'd just link to the TRPWL post, but the over sized screen cap runs off the side of your screen.

Basically, once the database fell into the right hands, Coke was scrambling. Amazing how when that happened it was every man for himself.

Best thing about people that think they are smarter than everyone is that they think they are smarter than everyone.

Posted by: TRPWL

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 09:17 AM

even better are Cokes DMs to me thru my old Twitter..
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 09:20 AM

You save any? I'm sure plenty of us would enjoy the laugh.
Posted by: TRPWL

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 10:20 AM

with the reemergence of the Donkey..im gonna be pulling out alot of old caps that never went public..
Posted by: JasonH

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 10:39 AM

I never understood why people got so mad about it. For me, it made their degradation more real.
Posted by: TRPWL

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 10:41 AM

got mad about what??
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 11:32 AM

So when the shit hit the fan Coke dropped his tough guy persona and begged for mercy like a bitch? I have no idea what he did to Spiegler that placed him in potential tortfeasor status, but he definitely thought he was in a jam. I almost pity the fool. I really almost do. Almost.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 01:57 PM

Coke was a mudshark?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 02:06 PM

Coke had a tough guy persona?.

the maniac was fun to have here though, wasn't he?. I almost miss him.
Posted by: TRPWL

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 02:34 PM

Coke was PWL...Donkey was just the idiot who put his name on the doted line..Cokes issues were the wiki's he was the main contributor to the wikis and im not talking about the porn whore stuff, im talking posting the infant pics, the sex talk about 2 year olds not to mention the racist crap...

he did Spiegs, Mine and MW, once he realized we knew with in 2 blocks of were he lived he freaked and begged for mercy.

Not unlike this forum, alot of the main guys didn't bother to hide there original IPs when they signed up..

M-I-D-O-1-1
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 02:38 PM

So he was playing and it suddenly turned real? Classic.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 03:15 PM

You called it long ago Barry, country club racist. Behind the club's walls or his keyboard, he was a tough fella though.


@TRPWL: Most people that post here now dipped there toe in a first, not thinking of a need to proxy. Personally I hate proxies, cause they slow my shit way down.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 05:08 PM

I hate to admit that I thought that Coke had more sense than to allow his balls to be caught in a vise over Porn Wiki Leaks. I don't worry about a proxy when posting here because one has to go pretty far around the bend to get sued for defamation or invasion of privacy. Apparently, Coke thought he could play a dangerous game and as Barry said it turned real. People in the industry have the same rights as other folks, and invading their privacy and publicizing confidential information makes one a potential tortfeasor, a payer of damages plus the cost of hiring a lawyer to make sure one doesn't totally get reamed out in court.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 05:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Basically, once the database fell into the right hands, Coke was scrambling. Amazing how when that happened it was every man for himself.

Best thing about people that think they are smarter than everyone is that they think they are smarter than everyone.



Those were fun days. And that is the exact definition of Coke.


Originally Posted By: TRPWL
with the reemergence of the Donkey..im gonna be pulling out alot of old caps that never went public..



The what, now? He's fled Thailand? Spill, Sean.
Posted by: TRPWL

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 05:23 PM

yea if you want to go the legal route..but you piss off the wrong guy and it might get worse...ive said many times, if donkey was in the states he would be dead...
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 05:41 PM

Originally Posted By: TRPWL
Coke was PWL...Donkey was just the idiot who put his name on the doted line..Cokes issues were the wiki's he was the main contributor to the wikis and im not talking about the porn whore stuff, im talking posting the infant pics, the sex talk about 2 year olds not to mention the racist crap..


he displayed all that here and i busted him on it. i could search and post a link but it's not worth my time and those that were here know its true. dude couldn't help himself when it came to kid talk.

the "doted line" bit is some excellent jondra.

the fact that we're still talking about him says something though. if only he took my advice...he could've been the best ever.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 05:42 PM

Originally Posted By: TRPWL
yea if you want to go the legal route..but you piss off the wrong guy and it might get worse...ive said many times, if donkey was in the states he would be dead...


so you're saying expect some donkey-bots...soon.
Posted by: TRPWL

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 06:22 PM

na, ive been posting about him for 48 hours and hes only managed 14 spam comments..right now he says hes moving all his stuff to a better server..lol ironically the the same server he used when PWL went bye bye..kinda of funny hes tweeting me hosting plans...
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 07:11 PM

Did Coke and Donkey have some real world connection?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 07:14 PM

You're assuming either of them live in the real world.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 07:19 PM

Only that they both failed outta XPT.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 07:29 PM

^Not even Knox managed that.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 07:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Only that they both failed outta XPT.


that's not true... Coke got banned and Donkey was smart enough to know he was too stupid to post here...eventually. it took a few tries.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 07:54 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
You're assuming either of them live in the real world.


Nice one-liner. I just never envisioned Coke getting involved with Donkey's project. I had a flame war with the guy because I have a strong aversion to Nazis, but frankly never considered him to be so foolish as to get involved with the Donkey's tortious nonsense. I thought the man had some brains. Who knew?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 07:57 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Coke got banned and Donkey was smart enough to know he was too stupid to post here...eventually. it took a few tries.



Yep. A few thousand tries.


Did anyone ever confirm if it was Monkey who banned Coke? For my money, I thought it was Willie D.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 08:11 PM

that info was contained in tower seven. blame the jews..
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 08:11 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Did anyone ever confirm if it was Monkey who banned Coke? For my money, I thought it was Willie D.


Who didn't Willie D ban at one time or another? I'm thinking he boxed Lou at one point. It surprises me the bitching about moderation these days when I can't remember the last banning, and back then it could come out of the blue.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 08:15 PM

Willie edited a few of my posts but other than that he was nothing but cool. and even when he did edit my posts I thought it was funny. different times.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 08:16 PM

Well, he banned both Me and Moxie simultaneously one weekend, so there you go.

Nonetheless, some of them were spot on, and Coke was the spottiest.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 08:23 PM

I got no problem and never did with Willie and that wasn't my point.

Lou, I'd swear you spent a week in the box at some point.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 08:34 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I got no problem and never did with Willie and that wasn't my point.


Neither do I, and that was my point.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 08:38 PM

More to the point: I've been boxed, Lou's been boxed, H2C's been boxed, Even Willie was boxed at one point.

Maybe if there was more boxing, there'd be less people in need of banning?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 08:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I got no problem and never did with Willie and that wasn't my point.

Lou, I'd swear you spent a week in the box at some point.


Jeff had tony box me... I deserved it. then that pussy washisface...the bitch from jersey with the high iq and thin skin...kinq..got me for a day or two after I caught him being numb.
other than that its been a smooth ride. sportswami
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 08:54 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Jeff had tony box me... I deserved it. then that pussy washisface...the bitch from jersey with the high iq and thin skin...kinq..got me for a day or two after I caught him being numb.



Wait a minute. I remember the first one well, as it coincided with when I joined, but I don't recall the second one.

K1nq could be numb, but I don't remember the specific incident.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 09:03 PM

it had to do with darth or some such maniac being boxed and kinq not realizing it.
due to some unfortunate timing I said something about it and kinq put his substandard detective skills to use and decided I was a darth alt. tony straightened it out a few days later.

if that shit happened today it would be a month long boo-hoo fest here. back then it was just another weekend.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 09:07 PM

K1ng was sensitive, but overall okay. He got under Monkey's skin. Who doesn't share that mantle?

Lou just came in here full-on frontal with an assault of "leetspeak" and fuck-off. He is a perfect example of the benefit of the box. He had time to think things over and came back fairly socialized for this place. Socialized doesn't mean civilized or muzzled or censored. It just means with an understanding of what it takes to get along with others.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 09:12 PM

I credit Malice for being the coolest admin ever. King wasn't a bad guy either. It just had to happen that way.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 09:14 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
if that shit happened today it would be a month long boo-hoo fest here. back then it was just another weekend.


Yeah, Just like the WD thing. The fact is, The posters of today aren't learning how to be articulate and adroit, the way we were schooled.

I'd tell Pipsqueak and Meatz that Gia also banned me twice, and was overturned twice, but it would probably shatter their illusions of how this board works.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/13/12 09:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
K1ng was sensitive, but overall okay. He got under Monkey's skin. Who doesn't share that mantle?

Lou just came in here full-on frontal with an assault of "leetspeak" and fuck-off. He is a perfect example of the benefit of the box. He had time to think things over and came back fairly socialized for this place. Socialized doesn't mean civilized or muzzled or censored. It just means with an understanding of what it takes to get along with others.



Yes, and this is exactly what I was getting at, in reference to both Lou and Myself.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/14/12 03:03 AM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
[dude couldn't help himself when it came to kid talk.


As I recall he was a big booster of father-daughter banging, in the name of freedom and all, y'know.
Posted by: TRPWL

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/14/12 07:34 AM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Only that they both failed outta XPT.


that's not true... Coke got banned and Donkey was smart enough to know he was too stupid to post here...eventually. it took a few tries.



LMAO He still thinks he won..Im like Donkey wheres PWL?--> FUKC YOu FAGOT i ALWAYS WIN

That was his reply..

Hes stupid but so stupid he doesn't know hes stupid..
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/15/12 07:02 AM

Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
[dude couldn't help himself when it came to kid talk.


As I recall he was a big booster of father-daughter banging, in the name of freedom and all, y'know.



Father-daughter banging? Well the guy was a Nazi and his hero Adolf wanted his niece Geli Raubal to squat over him and give him a GS. Makes sense. Almost.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/25/12 08:44 AM

Russel Simmons keeping it real with some German model.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/25/12 05:40 PM

She loves him for him.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/25/12 05:52 PM

of course,its not his money,or being an entrepreneur that makes her legs spread.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: The Mudshark Thread - 12/25/12 08:38 PM

Never ever.