XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/05/08 02:46 PM
Head on over to Yahoo's Fantasy football section and join our free custom league.
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinprivateleague_league_select?.scrumb=
League id is 317472
pswd is hardcore
No frills- it is a bare bones league, free to play with an online draft Friday August 22 at 8:30pm.Enjoy everyone and post here to say you have joined and with what team, so we know who is talking smack
I am the commish- with Cleet's Impalers.
League overview :
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/317472
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/05/08 03:29 PM
Quote:
There was a problem
This league is not registered in this game. (Error #272)
Hey Cleet, who won last year? I forget.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/05/08 03:54 PM
Grizz, use League ID# 317472 with the pswd that Cleet provided.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/05/08 03:55 PM
I forget Sooper, wasn't me BUT i did do much better last year
Sorry- fixed the league info- the id number is needed not the name of the league. See the original post for info. Tell me if it works now.
Thanks Freestylah
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/05/08 03:59 PM
I'm in.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/05/08 04:46 PM
Cleetus,
Why is a passing TD only 4 points and a rushing TD 6 points?
Ditto with interceptions (-1) and fumbles lost (-2)?
Posted by: Fenris
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/05/08 06:54 PM
I'm in! All you fuckers are going down!
Well, ok, not really. I really suck at fantasy football for some reason.
Revel in the fact that because I'm in your pool, your likelihood of finishing last has now greatly decreased.
Revel dammit!
Fenris
Posted by: Charlie Malloy
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/05/08 07:42 PM
I'm in. FOX Holes.
Only 10 teams?
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/05/08 07:53 PM
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/05/08 09:40 PM
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Cleetus,
Why is a passing TD only 4 points and a rushing TD 6 points?
Ditto with interceptions (-1) and fumbles lost (-2)?
Dunno it is a basic yahoo setup- people didn't like the variations we used last year so i am reluctant to change much. I suppose a person could look through all the info and set their team up to take advantage but the way the league goes it may not even matter.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/05/08 09:42 PM
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I'm in. FOX Holes.
Only 10 teams?
I upped it to 20, I don't want anyone to get left out but usually we don't get that many.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/06/08 10:20 AM
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No repeat for da Soopergrizz!
I look forward to stomping your neck in the dogpile.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK'S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/06/08 10:56 AM
Yes our first smack talk!!
I still miss Chico
That bastard could talk some smack
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: XXXPORNTALK'S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/06/08 11:37 AM
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK'S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/08/08 12:18 AM
I'm working to get Chico and JimJaded back.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/09/08 08:26 PM
Bumping for more players
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/10/08 05:10 AM
Come on, people! I'm also playing, so your chances on becoming last are close to zero.
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/10/08 07:02 AM
Fantasy sports leagues are the gayest thing this side of spelling out Y.M.C.A. with your arms.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/12/08 09:30 PM
live draft again? make sure to let me know about a date on here, I rarely sign in to yahoo/ff. and make sure rushing/receiving/passing td's are all 6pts.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/13/08 06:55 AM
online draft Friday August 22 at 8:30pm pst
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/21/08 01:48 PM
Don't forget Friday- Tom. is the live draft. Pre rank your players if you cannot make it or the computer will choose for you without any of your input.online draft Friday August 22 at 8:30pm PdT
Posted by: Hacksaw
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/21/08 06:08 PM
Are you going to create more spots. Yahoo says it's full.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/21/08 09:05 PM
If one more person other than you posts here saying they want in i'll do it but i want an even number of players as it is now so you and one more will have to want in.
If you want to play please post here so I know and i'll reopen it.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here! - 08/22/08 09:49 AM
Someone has two teams in the league, maybe ask them to drop one of them, Saracen.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 01:00 PM
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Someone has two teams in the league, maybe ask them to drop one of them, Saracen.
Yeah that's bullshit, who are all of our contestants, anyway?
List 'em, bitches.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 02:55 PM
Who has 2 teams? I can barely run one. I don't want an odd number of teams or there will be a bye every week for someone. I don't know who some are in the league because they didn't post to tell us and are using a different name in the league. At least my team is self explanatory
Good luck tonight all. Chico is getting first pick
Posted by: Hacksaw
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 04:41 PM
Anyone else interested? He needs 2.
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 04:50 PM
whoever got 2 teams can trade they best between to make a solid as hell squad. its like drafing twice per round.
Posted by: Hacksaw
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 04:56 PM
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whoever got 2 teams can trade they best between to make a solid as hell squad. its like drafing twice per round.
I know, sounds like a scam to me. Who cheats in a league full of pervs anyway? 
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 07:16 PM
the players can vote down trades if they seem unfair.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 07:23 PM
Hacksaw are you here? If so within the hour send me a message. I now see there is a duplicate owner- so if you are on within the hour i'll dump one so you can join.
Posted by: Hacksaw
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 07:34 PM
I sent you a PM with my info.
Thanks for making a spot for me.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 07:37 PM
I sent an invite to your email- but you can join yourself using the info in the first post of the thread. Hurry though less than 1 hour til draft
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 07:39 PM
You're one benevolent Saracen.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 07:41 PM
I didn't realize that the one guy joined twice. I blame chico, for not running this league
As a penalty to him I'm taking all the Steelers.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 07:42 PM
Good show Hack- glad to see you got in- league is now full and ready to draft. Good luck all.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 07:44 PM
Why? Did the Steelers draft all midgets this year?
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 07:47 PM
Chico loves the steelers. When in doubt he goes with PItt
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 07:48 PM
plus i must spread disinformation
I added some bonuses- if playes get 300 yds passing 100 yds rushing, recieving for a little flair just so you all know.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/08 09:32 PM
fuck. I pornwhore flaked on the draft. but seriously, my car broke down.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/23/08 10:42 AM
S'ok - I've got the team of the century - the 20th century!
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/23/08 02:54 PM
Well, it looks like a team (I guess). And now what happens, Cleetus? Is see 'waivers' mentioned. What are those?
Where can I get a 'personal coach' to help me manage the team?
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/23/08 08:11 PM
Cleetus, I have more Steelers on the roster than you and Chico. Damned Saracen.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/23/08 10:43 PM
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Well, it looks like a team (I guess). And now what happens, Cleetus? Is see 'waivers' mentioned. What are those?
Where can I get a 'personal coach' to help me manage the team?
You can add and drop players using the interface if there is still someone out there you want.
Yes Willie but i got Big BEn
Posted by: Fenris
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/25/08 07:59 PM
Somehow picking 12th I got a decent team. There were some very weird players that were surprisingly overlooked.
We'll see how it turns out in six months, but I think I have a shot at not totally emasculating myself with this.
However, come baseball season next year I'm going to mop the floor with all you fuckers.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/25/08 10:03 PM
Only JRV likes Fantasy baseball here
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/03/08 11:43 AM
Don't forget that there is a game Thursday night that starts the season- make your changes before that game if you want to use or not use any of the Giants or Skins. Good luck
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/07/08 07:40 PM
Dear Chico T,
Sorry about Tom Brady being out for the year. And sorry for kicking your brown ass by 70+ points.
Sincerely,
Shockers 2007
Posted by: jamesn
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/07/08 07:56 PM
*cough* some of us are a little upset about our irish boy being crippled.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/07/08 08:35 PM
This all Giselle bundchen's fault, that fucking Brazillian freak of unnature. It's pretty obvious Tom's knees are already a little wobbly from having to heave her amazonian stature up against the wall everytime they fuck. Yep it's true, I heard it from a friend of a friend of a friend of the Patriot Linemens' oxycontin dealer's sister's husband that Giselle DEMANDS to be lifted up against the wall every night and plowed vigorously. This puts awkward unhealthy stress on Tom's cracker knee joints.
Hey, with unimpeachable sources like that, it HAS to be true...FUCK GISELLE BUNDCHEN...fuck Bernard Pollard too...
And Fuck Brett Favre...wow this season is going to suck.
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/09/08 04:01 PM
undefeated bitches
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/09/08 11:51 PM
You and six other people. What an accomplishment, whitey cuntbag.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/10/08 10:36 AM
Somebody better get Willie a pint of Haagen Daaz. He's on the rag again.
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/15/08 12:41 AM
So who were the suckers that took Larry Johnson and Tony Gonzalez this year? Gonzalez still has skills but I expect the Chiefs to start pulling people out of the stands to take a series or two at quarterback. That seemed to be their philosophy today anyway. Johnson looks like the Chasey Lain of RBs-from 25 to 35 years old overnight.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/15/08 12:02 PM
Anybody have any idea how scoring will be handled with the postponed Baltimore/Houston game?
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/15/08 03:53 PM
I have to imagine you are just screwed, with no money involved I would have to think you will just lose those points this week- like a day of game injury. i do not know what yahoo could do about it. It really sucks
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/15/08 09:06 PM
You could read the news before the game and sub another player on your roster. Just sayin'
See you next week, Saracen.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/15/08 09:19 PM
I hate my team and I'm going to blame Chico for it
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/16/08 10:32 AM
Cheer up Cleet, you got the silver medal last night!
Cleet's team ->
<- Grizz' team
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/21/08 08:02 AM
Someone in this league who's name rhymes with TonyMalice told me recently he and Wankus have a very special common interest, and it isn't in watching Don Fernando sex scenes.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/21/08 04:30 PM
Quote:
Someone in this league who's name rhymes with TonyMalice told me recently he and Wankus have a very special common interest, and it isn't in watching Don Fernando sex scenes.
We all love the Dolphins
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/22/08 02:58 AM
Just when you thought Wankus couldn't be any more annoying.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/28/08 07:46 PM
Bitch move, Freestylah, straight up. Thats what you'll forever be known as in this thread: bitch.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/28/08 10:08 PM
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...move,...
What "move?" 
Whoever has Brett Farrrvuh should be allowed to bukkake Christie Lee all by him_or_her_self until next weekend. 
Posted by: k1ng
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/28/08 11:23 PM
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Bitch move, Freestylah, straight up.
I agree. unless he gives me a free win like that too, if so, then nice work free.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/28/08 11:56 PM
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I agree. unless he gives me a free win like that too, if so, then nice work free.
Wait a minute. I sense that I'm branded a derelict because someone says I'm improperly benefiting from my team. The facts:
1. I've only pm'ed FF a few times, and that was an inquiry as to Gary Hall--frestylah nearly =s freestyler? Turns out not.
2. You all refused every trade I legitimatly proposed this year.
3. By my count, I'm near 180 points this week. Would a full FF lineup have made a difference? I'm not bragging, I got some lucky breaks from AirDrewBrees and LdT. Would it have made a difference?
4. I live in Phoenix. I have to mentally deal with the stain of the Cardinals being my home team. Do you know what kind of psychological burden that places on someone? Even on one who was born in the StL suburbs? Who remembers the Dave Krieg KC Chiefs 70-yeard naked bootleg TD???? DO U???? 
Posted by: k1ng
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/29/08 12:05 AM
yes, you would've killed him no matter who he replaced his lineup with, you're high score this week, no?. it's just that, the failure to even try to win the matchup only reinforces our prevailing stereotype that europeans fail.
trade? i didn't vote against any trade.
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/29/08 01:18 AM
Willie are you sure that wasn't Steve Bono? 70 yard runs by Chiefs QBs don't take up very much in the way of a memory file.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/29/08 02:59 AM
Ok, I agree that this doesn't look good. But I do enjoy being ranked 7 of 14 for a week.
To be honest, I have no idea how it works. And you were warned in the beginning of this thread!
1. When are these 'matchups' settled? Day & time
2. I have 5 players in the line-up (plus the defense) where it's stated bye. What does that mean and what can/should I do? I know I can switch players between line-up and bench, but until when?
For soopergrizz:
BC Buds -->
<-- furious freestylah
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/29/08 11:06 AM
I get no breaks in FF, score an assload of points and of course it is the week I am matched vs FARvre and his 6 tds.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/29/08 03:54 PM
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1. When are these 'matchups' settled? Day & time
Generally on Sunday's, it would be best if you had your moves made by Saturday night. Beware of the odd Thursday and Saturday games that might pop up. For your convenience, the matchup times are under the "status" column, just right of your players names.
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2. I have 5 players in the line-up (plus the defense) where it's stated bye. What does that mean and what can/should I do? I know I can switch players between line-up and bench, but until when?
"Bye" means they arent' playing that week, so you'll need to replace them with someone at the same position who is playing that week from your roster, or pick up a free agent if you don't have an eligible player for that position on your roster. Check their status the next week, and reposition your squad as needed.
Capice?
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/30/08 08:09 AM
Clear explanation, Floofin. Thanks!
Let's see what the execution brings!
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/13/08 11:28 PM
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/14/08 01:02 AM
What happened to the NYG yesterday? Fuck this shit.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/14/08 01:11 PM
Cleetus, my women are lamenting. You got
lucky, Braylon almost single handedly brought me back. See you in the playoffs.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/14/08 01:29 PM
Edwards did squat all season too and last night he decides to go crazy- I still fear a conspiracy against the Impalers.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/14/08 08:22 PM
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What happened to the NYG yesterday? Fuck this shit.
Motherfuckers, they pissed me the fuck off, what was that game about? Very sad. 
Posted by: Fenris
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/15/08 09:01 PM
Ahem.
6-0 bitches.
That is all.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/15/08 09:13 PM
$5 says you aren't at the end of the season.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/18/08 02:26 AM
I was wondering if it's possible to watch any NFL matches live through the internets. American football is not aired in Europe and I would like to see some from time to time.
Any suggestions?
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/18/08 11:37 AM
Quote:
Quote:
Someone in this league who's name rhymes with TonyMalice told me recently he and Wankus have a very special common interest, and it isn't in watching Don Fernando sex scenes.
We all love the Dolphins
Is Wayne on your fantasy team?
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/21/08 02:37 PM
Floofins Felons -->
<-- furious freestylah
.....by 2 points.
Posted by: John Floofin
XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League - 10/21/08 03:14 PM
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League - 10/21/08 03:24 PM
Dolphins tried to run it up the gut against Ray Lewis, Haloti Ngata, Bart Scott, etcetera. Kerry Collins and Payton Manning showed that the Ravens' defense may be vulnerable to the pass, but running against them is like pissing in the wind.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League - 10/21/08 04:12 PM
Hard to pass with Pennington though- he is a master of the 10- 15 yard pass but has no arm strength so teams don't have to worry about them hitting the long ball at all.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League - 10/21/08 04:49 PM
Dolphins would have had a better chance with Pennington throwing 10-15 yard passes. The "Wildcat offense" may be work against some teams, but Ray Lewis has a nose like a bloodhound for a running back, and the Ravens' D was not fooled by the direct snaps to Ronnie Brown.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League - 10/21/08 09:28 PM
They don't run that all the time, when it works fine. But you can't win without the threat of a long ball. Smart D's like the ravens fill the box - you can't run and you can't dink and dunk. I like Pennington but i can also see why the Jets blew when they had him. Don't know why every team doesn't stack the box against the Fins.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/21/08 10:51 PM
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...6-0 bitches...T{sic}hat is all.
Not any more.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/02/08 08:59 PM
Jesus, will someone please lighten up this thread?
It's as morbid as Randy Wright pissing on the ground while being photographed by Luke Ford.
How 'bout you, Floofinstein? You and your asswipe Christian QB Warner are about to beat my ass tonight... Why hasn't Kurt ever completed a pass to Brenda? Because he was too busy stocking shelves and playing Thanksgiving turkey-bowl in aisle 8 to go home and give her another bun in the oven.
Wait, I missed on the Iowa lingo. It's "Kurt Warner who used to be a stockboy at HyVee and was a star quarterback at St Xavier high school in Cedar Crapids." Apoloigies.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/03/08 04:34 AM
Another day, another battle, another win! I'm still on-course for the play-offs, I think.
Who's next?
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/03/08 01:46 PM
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How 'bout you, Floofinstein? You and your asswipe Christian QB Warner are about to beat my ass tonight...
Wait, I missed on the Iowa lingo. It's "Kurt Warner who used to be a stockboy at HyVee and was a star quarterback at St Xavier high school in Cedar Crapids." Apoloigies.
Lol, nice. You've spotted me a hell of a good lead, but you've got some firepower tonight. I'm hoping for a 6-3 MNF game.
And fuck you for snagging Hightower off the pile before I could, that kid can ball.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/03/08 11:07 PM
Booyakasha!
Posted by: BlackPanther
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/03/08 11:11 PM
I want in on this shit if there's a spot open next season..and I'm still above ground
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/04/08 01:01 AM
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And fuck you for snagging Hightower off the pile before I could, that kid can ball.
I only picked him up because LT was off this week. I also have Willie Parker. Make me an offer on one of those three.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/06/08 07:49 PM
Guapo won't accept my trade proposal because he's a closet rascist wigger and can't stand a darkie darrying the ball for him. What a douchebag.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/11/08 08:34 AM
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undefeated bitches
<leaves trail of bread crumbs> heeeeeere fake negro, fake negro, fake negro!!! 
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/13/08 08:52 AM
I'm still willing to trade LDT or Willie Parker tomorrow is the last day.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/18/08 10:33 PM
Where is FakeNegroGraphoe? I figured he'd want rub it in after he beat me last weekend. Nice job, Grapplho, you beat me fair. Wanna trade for a real nigro like Timmay Hightower?
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/19/08 07:54 PM
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Where is FakeNegroGraphoe? I figured he'd want rub it in after he beat me last weekend. Nice job, Grapplho, you beat me fair. Wanna trade for a real nigro like Timmay Hightower?
i was happy to win will nothing but repsect to win against good competition son.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/23/08 08:52 PM
I eats the Huevos!
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/06/08 05:37 PM
3 way bumrush for the last playoff position between Guagesgapingass, Cleetus, and the Felons.
May the best team win, and fuck you two if it's not me.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/09/08 07:59 PM
Well, the playoffs are set and I'm not in 'em.
BTW, that was fucking raw dog, Guapo. Antonio Bryant my fucking ass!
Call 'em out boys, get in here and talk about it!
Where the hell is that carpetbagger responsible for the "Huevos Rancheros" team?
Just a reminder to those who didn't make the playoffs. DO NOT drop all of your players into the free agent pool, it's a bitch move. Looking at you, Charlie Maloy.
Posted by: Charlie Malloy
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/10/08 06:34 AM
Oh, yeah, I'm a bitch. I didn't know there was a rule.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/10/08 04:43 PM
Sorry Charlie, I didn't mean it to be personal. It's just that there have been some egregious player-dumping episodes in our league's past and with King as my witness, I'm only looking out for the integrity of the playoffs.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/15/08 11:38 AM
The Yahoo leagues have a "can't cut list" to prevent this kind of thing from happening. Cleetus disabled it. Blame him.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/15/08 12:16 PM
and I blame Chico
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/15/08 05:11 PM
Quote:
and I blame Chico
Works for me! 
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/16/08 11:04 AM
what a bullshit call on giving willie the tie breaker...
BULL FUCKIN SHIT!
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/16/08 02:31 PM
Quote:
what a bullshit call on giving willie the tie breaker...
BULL FUCKIN SHIT!
I take it the decision was on aggregate points? Considering you beat him during the season, I'd be pissed too. Blame Chico.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/16/08 03:55 PM
Quote:
what a bullshit call on giving willie the tie breaker...
BULL FUCKIN SHIT!
If you bothered to look at the league rules, the tiebreak goes to the starting lineup with the most TD's that weekend. Works the same way at espn.com and nfl.com. Don't blame me--it's not my fault you started Shaun Hill instead of Tyler Thigpen. You should just be happy Yahoo caught the mistake and adjusted the scoring. Not to mention that you got the benefit of Charlie dumping Cotchery who would have otherwise been blocked from a mass dumping. You had every advantage possible. Quit being such a spoiled baby.
http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/football/rules/frules-16.html
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/16/08 04:49 PM
Quote:
Quote:
what a bullshit call on giving willie the tie breaker...
BULL FUCKIN SHIT!
If you bothered to look at the league rules, the tiebreak goes to the starting lineup with the most TD's that weekend. Works the same way at espn.com and nfl.com. Don't blame me--it's not my fault you started Shaun Hill instead of Tyler Thigpen. You should just be happy Yahoo caught the mistake and adjusted the scoring. Not to mention that you got the benefit of Charlie dumping Cotchery who would have otherwise been blocked from a mass dumping. You had every advantage possible. Quit being such a spoiled baby.
http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/football/rules/frules-16.html
i didnt benefit from charlie dumping anyone. curtis my regualr starter outscored cotchery... i start curtis i win. you need to thank charlie cause he is the reason your squad moving on.
p.s fuck sean hill, fuck neil rackers, fuck green bay defense, fuck willie, fuck you, fuck fantasy football yahoo rules.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/16/08 08:17 PM
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p.s fuck sean hill, fuck neil rackers, fuck green bay defense, fuck willie, fuck you, fuck fantasy football yahoo rules.
What a sorry loser. Fuck Guapo the fake negro. Give me some ebonics to commenorate the loss. Fake faggot.
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/18/08 03:31 PM
i just wanna thank all the kats sending love and telling me how they know i was robbed from a win last week.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/18/08 09:21 PM
Really, name them? Are they alts of yours Darth, perhaps?
You're jut a sad, sad loser. You beat me game up during the season and I owned it, even after all the junk I talked. You aren't 1/100th as classy as that; just a sorry, bitter wigger.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/24/08 10:31 PM
Good Luck to Mr. Donkey Punchers. It's gonna be a lot closer than this:
Guapo, anything to say, or are you busy with roster moves...for next year.
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/27/08 08:57 AM
Willie how classy. you try to win the championship by using my squad....pathetic. i knew it all along my squad was the team to beat. Either way my team wins and you are proven to be a piece of shit who couldnt win on his own. He needed the help of yahoo and me to get shit done.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/29/08 12:35 AM
damn, I dropped 200+ points in the last week of the regular season to finish number one and secure the first seed with a first week bye only to get bitch slapped in the playoffs twice ending up 4th overall. I blame megalomaniacal owner al davis for his missteps in the draft, to's inflated ego obscuring his vision on the deep out and wade phillips love of a quick vacation every december as opposed to playing football in january.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/29/08 12:41 AM
as an aside, both afc and nfc west division winners should be forced to forfeit their playoff spots to teams more deserving.
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/29/08 01:34 AM
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as an aside, both afc and nfc west division winners should be forced to forfeit their playoff spots to teams more deserving.
They both will next week.
It should get fun starting later today. By my figuring by the time the playoffs are over you could have up to nine new head coaches and four new G.M.s. Hint, hint the Chiefs have supposedly scheduled a press conference for 11:30 am today. Either bye bye Herm, hello Marty, or both.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/29/08 12:29 PM
Marinelli, Romeo and Man-Genius so far.
Nothing on Herm.
Yesterday was Peterson's last day, right?
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/29/08 11:11 PM
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/30/08 07:47 AM
Quote:
Marinelli, Romeo and Man-Genius so far.
Nothing on Herm.
Yesterday was Peterson's last day, right?
Correct. I was surprised about Mangini, I was expecting some part of a Lewis, Phillips, Edwards trifecta instead. I also will not be surprised if Dungy and Reid take long leave of absences from the NFL after they get knocked out of the playoffs. Dungy's would likely be permanent.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/30/08 11:08 AM
I don't see Reid going, but I've been wrong before.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/30/08 02:52 PM
Just heard on WFAN, Shanahan canned!
Didn't see that coming!
ESPN reports <<clicky>>
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 01/13/09 02:02 AM
Quote:
Correct. I was surprised about Mangini, I was expecting some part of a Lewis, Phillips, Edwards trifecta instead. I also will not be surprised if Dungy and Reid take long leave of absences from the NFL after they get knocked out of the playoffs. Dungy's would likely be permanent.
At least I can predict something football related. I've sucked more ass than Kurt Lockwood when it comes to predicting playoff games this year.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 01/16/09 10:08 PM
Guapo = officially the biggest whiner ever. I own you, bitch. Say something classy this time, OK?
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/21/09 10:53 AM
It's back. The XXXPT FAntasy Football League is up and ready for business.
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/xxxpt08
Head on over to Yahoo's Fantasy football section and join our free custom league.
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinprivateleague_league_select?.scrumb=
League id is 681068
pswd is hardcore
No frills- it is a bare bones league, free to play with an online draft Friday August 28 at 11:o0pm est.Enjoy everyone and post here to say you have joined and with what team, so we know who is talking smack
I am the commish- with Cleet's Impalers.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/21/09 01:31 PM
Floofin's Felons still kicking ass, one Sunday at a time!
Bitches.
Posted by: cqd
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/21/09 01:45 PM
I'm in
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/21/09 02:54 PM
If I join can I name my team Seoane's Sissys?
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/21/09 02:55 PM
I'm in as well.
Posted by: cqd
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/21/09 03:13 PM
Just to warn everyone I have no knowledge of football fantasy or otherwise. So team conq will probably be a good punching bag.
And Jigaloo, you should make that team you mentioned.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/21/09 03:50 PM
Alright, Seoane's Sissys are ready to
. It was tough deciding between Seoane's Sissys or Seoane's Slant Slappers.
Someone post a reminder for the draft next Friday.
Posted by: BlackPanther
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/21/09 10:32 PM
I'm in
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/22/09 07:43 AM
Quote:
Someone post a reminder for the draft next Friday.
Otay! Will do. I am glad we are getting the quick response and filling up nicely. Still some spots available so join up quick while they last.
It is free, fun and not a scam. You do not win anything but bragging rights but really do you need anything more here?
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/23/09 06:29 AM
There are 4 spots left guys and gals. Get in while the getting is good.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/24/09 09:41 AM
Unfortunately I will be travelling a lot this fall so I'm going to sit this season out.
Good luck to all of you (well, some of you).
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/24/09 10:59 AM
Quote:
Good luck to all of you (well, some of you).
Thanks!
Posted by: BlackPanther
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/26/09 01:18 AM
Some shit has come up and i won't be around for a while; so i deleted my team. Good luck everyone.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/27/09 04:06 PM
We could use one more person in the league- so that there are no bye weeks because of an odd number of teams.
Also do not forget that the draft is tomorrow night 11pmest/8pm pacific
Posted by: cqd
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/27/09 04:57 PM
I'll be there Cleetus, again I would like to warn you that I haven't done this before and know very little about football. Been to a few Penn State games but that's it.
This should be fun.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/28/09 12:59 PM
Conq, it is fun. I know next to nothing about American football, but I almost won last season's XPT league!
I'll skip the draft, because it will be in the middle of the night for me. I'll play the hand that's been dealt to me.
Go Yankees!
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/28/09 06:23 PM
Glad to see you are in Conq it isn't necessary to know all that much about ff to do well, you can pick it up as we go. If you want to know something just ask here in the thread or in draft chat.
Still one spot open- draft in less than 2 hours. Good luck everyone.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/28/09 06:26 PM
^The other day there was a man named Cleetus Cox on the Food Network.
I lol'd and thought about you. Apologies for the derail. Carry on...
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/28/09 06:43 PM
Quote:
Glad to see you are in Conq it isn't necessary to know all that much about ff to do well, you can pick it up as we go. If you want to know something just ask here in the thread or in draft chat.
Still one spot open- draft in less than 2 hours. Good luck everyone.
I've had a stomach bug for a few days and may not stay up for the draft in an hour and 18 minutes. Is there something to set to auto draft or if I don't show up?
Only 11 teams? And one of them is a fucking chair leg? Helllllo?
Is Eric in on this? Talking fantasy football is dyn-o-mite with the ladies!!!
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/28/09 07:34 PM
Quote:
I've had a stomach bug for a few days and may not stay up for the draft in an hour and 18 minutes. Is there something to set to auto draft or if I don't show up?
It'll do it for you, per their standard rankings. You'll get quality players.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/28/09 07:51 PM
Draft had to be moved because we couldn't get that 12th person. league is set and the draft will now be tomorrow night sat. 29 august at 7pm pst ( 10pm est). Sorry for the inconvenience.
Don't mean to be a douche, but I'm not sure I can make tomorrow. I promised three other chair legs to help hold up a fat chick at a Jewish wedding.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/28/09 08:21 PM
Not that I have any say but I vote Chair Leg for Commissioner.
Just tossin that out there...
Posted by: Hacksaw
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/29/09 06:48 PM
Los Huevos Rancheros is going to win it all this year.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 08/29/09 08:44 PM
My team makes me feel Meh which means I am sure to win this year. Suck it bitches.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/20/09 09:17 AM
Hey Conq, Plaxico Burress is in prison, so his status for today's game is not good.
Posted by: cqd
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/20/09 09:30 AM
I hope he manages to escape because my team is in bad trouble.
I suppose I will have to do something about this...
Thanks for the warning. I think the entirety of my team is free now. Even if they do suck.
Posted by: cqd
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/20/09 10:37 AM
Well that's fucking great. Apparently I fucked up my substitution and instead of having a jailed player my team has decided to just go ahead with no wide receiver.
2 points!?!
I guess someone has to have the worst team in the league.
Posted by: nomore
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/20/09 02:53 PM
Conquistador!!!
Posted by: cqd
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/20/09 03:13 PM
Woohoo!!!
Thank you.
Does anyone else have a cheerleader?
My favourite XPT poster is rooting for me. So even though my team sucks like a vacuum I'm pleased.
Posted by: nomore
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 09/20/09 06:08 PM
Ned, you are my fave forever and ever
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/05/09 02:57 PM
Second win in a row!!! 169-136 against Floofin's Felons!!
Last Sunday in January, right?
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/05/09 09:23 PM
Unbelievable.
I've got a chair leg for each of my first four opponents!!
I hope you brought some Pledge to use as lube.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/07/09 10:59 AM
Turn that upside down for Brandon !
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/07/09 11:09 AM
This thread sucks.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/07/09 11:35 AM
Panzer. I'm going to pm you three dates between December and January. You pick the day that you meet me. On that day I'll twist you so hard that your vertebrae sound like bubble wrap popping and your face ends up in your ass. You'll go out like you came in, shitbubble. Deal?.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/07/09 12:04 PM
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Panzer. I'm going to pm you three dates between December and January. You pick the day that you meet me. On that day I'll twist you so hard that your vertebrae sound like bubble wrap popping and your face ends up in your ass. You'll go out like you came in, shitbubble. Deal?.
Deal your wife's dirty asshole for a pound of rice.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/09/09 12:31 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Panzer. I'm going to pm you three dates between December and January. You pick the day that you meet me. On that day I'll twist you so hard that your vertebrae sound like bubble wrap popping and your face ends up in your ass. You'll go out like you came in, shitbubble. Deal?.
Deal your wife's dirty asshole for a pound of rice.
Even if that scenario could play out in real-life, that would put her somewhere in your bidding... and well. heh That's ridiculous, rodent. Dream a bigger dream and fuck off outta this thread.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 10/16/09 05:33 PM
Willie, you're gonna get Klowned like Krusty. Don't take this asskicking personal.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/01/09 09:12 PM
Quote:
Willie, you're gonna get Klowned like Krusty. Don't take this asskicking personal.
Karma is a real bitch, Flufenstein.
So help me out with this trade, fleufinberg...me = send + receive
Quote:
Send Donovan McNabb, Phi QB from QB to Phreaks
Send Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR from WR to Phreaks
Send Antonio Gates, SD TE from TE to Phreaks
Send Randy Moss, NE WR from Bench to Phreaks
Send Reggie Bush, NO RB from Bench to Phreaks
Receive Peyton Manning, Ind QB from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Thomas Jones, NYJ RB from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Todd Heap, Bal TE from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Patrick Crayton, Dal WR from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Eddie Royal, Den WR from Phreaks to Bench
yes or no?
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/01/09 10:51 PM
Quote:
Send Donovan McNabb, Phi QB from QB to Phreaks
Send Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR from WR to Phreaks
Send Antonio Gates, SD TE from TE to Phreaks
Send Randy Moss, NE WR from Bench to Phreaks
Send Reggie Bush, NO RB from Bench to Phreaks
Receive Peyton Manning, Ind QB from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Thomas Jones, NYJ RB from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Todd Heap, Bal TE from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Patrick Crayton, Dal WR from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Eddie Royal, Den WR from Phreaks to Bench
yes or no?
Dude, I don't know that's a lot of rolling stock there. Seems kind of a sideways move, but depending on your byes and what not it might be good for ya.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/02/09 10:42 PM
Guapo, you can kiss my ass. Roll credits now, motherfucker!
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 11/03/09 02:25 PM
Fourth place now, after kicking 'JRV rapes boys' in the ass.
Next up, k1ng. There will be blood.....
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/01/09 05:30 PM
Yeah Fuckers, ramp it up for the home stretch, playoffs are coming!
Conquistador, would you like a cigarette and blindfold?
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/01/09 06:13 PM
I'm wreckin' my chances for a play-off position at a rather fast pace. This week's loss against Cleetus was quite unexpected.
Two more games, at least.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/07/09 12:26 PM
Hacksaw is a faggot.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/15/09 12:04 PM
It's that time of year to remind all of you who didn't make the playoffs that dumping your players is a bitch move, so too for claiming said players.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/15/09 02:23 PM
I have no idea what you mean Floof. Maybe that's the reason I can expect a major defeat coming weekend. 160 - 120 at the moment; I'll try to upgrade a bit, but 40 points is a lot.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/15/09 03:11 PM
Not directed at you Free, as you have made the playoffs. However, some people who didn't might dump all of their players, potentially compromising the integrity of the playoffs.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/16/09 06:21 AM
Quote:
Not directed at you Free, as you have made the playoffs. However, some people who didn't might dump all of their players, potentially compromising the integrity of the playoffs.
People really do that? Wow, that's immature and shitty.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/16/09 07:26 AM
Watch it guys!!
You could get CANNED!!
Investment company to fantasy owners: 'You're fired'By Andy Behrens
Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:59 pm EST
If you happen to be reading this sentence while sitting in your cubicle at Fidelity Investments, then you'd better stop. Immediately. We cannot guarantee your safety. You're only one click away from creating a fantasy league, and that would be a serious violation of company policy. In fact, it's a fireable offense.
According to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Fidelity recently axed four league commissioners in the Fantasy Purge of '09.
<<<Full Story/SOURCE>>>
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/21/09 12:22 PM
WTF Liquid Swords? Cunt.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/21/09 01:02 PM
Congrats, Floof! Unless a miracle takes place tonight, you have a decisive win.
Good luck!
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/24/09 01:20 PM
Wow, Hacksaw/Huevos, imagine that? Drew Brees was available? What a suprise, you picked him up.
If you have any sense of honor at all, you won't play those players that were dumped by non-playoff teams.
Unbelievable.
Posted by: cqd
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/24/09 09:55 PM
Quote:
Conquistador, would you like a cigarette and blindfold?
I sucked a lot but at least fiendgrl13 was my cheer leader!
Posted by: Hacksaw
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/24/09 10:27 PM
Quote:
Wow, Hacksaw/Huevos, imagine that? Drew Brees was available? What a suprise, you picked him up.
If you have any sense of honor at all, you won't play those players that were dumped by non-playoff teams.
Unbelievable.
I got fucked over last season by somebody picking up all the good players that were dropped. I did a defensive move by picking up the players before somebody else did. I will go with a line-up (or very similar) that I have used throughout the season. I just didn't want to get fucked over again. This would not have been a problem if the commish had locked the rosters of the teams that were eliminated.
Of course there is honor among the porn mongers, but really, since this happened last year it's really not unbelievable.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/24/09 10:32 PM
Thank you Hacksaw, I am relieved and satisfied with your tack. Best of luck.
Posted by: nomore
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/28/09 06:23 AM
I sucked a lot but at least fiendgrl13 was my cheer leader!
I will always be your cheerleader, love 
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/28/09 09:57 AM
Who won?
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/28/09 04:38 PM
Quick question... Does FreeBaller play?. If so he's a shit talking spaz but he does have game... sorry to interrupt and Congrats Floof.
Posted by: cqd
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/28/09 05:18 PM
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h - 12/29/09 02:00 PM
King, you fucker
