Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion

Posted by: Willie D

Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 06/25/08 03:06 PM

Car battery costs $2.5 trillion

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"It's gone completely crazy. Our computers and calculators can't deal with all the zeros even on the cheapest products," said Harare economic analyst David Moyo.

Brokers said this week that the Zimbabwe dollar broke the barrier of 10 billion to a single U.S. dollar in direct bank buying, while in electronic transfers, it exceeded 20 billion Zimbabwe dollars to $1 U.S.

Bread has disappeared from stores. Previously, a loaf in a supermarket cost 2 billion Zimbabwe dollars (20 U.S. cents at the official exchange rate), or 15 billion Zimbabwe dollars ($1.50 U.S.) on the black market, where prices of scarce items can vary up to 10 times higher.

A shopper lucky enough to find milk will spend 3 billion dollars (30 U.S. cents) for about 1 pint. A tray of 30 eggs, also scarce, can bought in a store for 45 billion dollars ($4.50 U.S.).

Butter is hard to find, but 17 1/2 ounces of margarine will cost 25 billion dollars ($2.50 U.S.) and a pack of 10 cookies costs 19 billion dollars ($1.90 U.S.).

Most stores and business across Zimbabwe have already knocked six zeros off price tags, showing 45,000 dollars for two pounds of scarce low grade beef — but at the cash register, it's tallied back at 45 billion dollars ($4.50 U.S.).

Moyo said a car battery was priced Monday at 2.4 trillion dollars ($240 U.S.), a tenfold increase in the past two weeks.

The largest Zimbabwean bill in circulation is a 50 billion note ($5 U.S.), while the smallest currency unit a one cent coin, which buys nothing by itself.





http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080625/ap_on_re_af/zimbabwe_economy
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 06/25/08 03:38 PM

I need jamesn to explain how this could be corrected.

I'm guessing nothing will save their economy short of apartheid.
Posted by: ranathan

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 06/25/08 03:47 PM

or robert mugabe getting the fuck out of there?

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 06/25/08 04:01 PM

Hey hey, I went to H too, majored in Government and Econ. The explanation is simple.

Fucking jigaboos have no clue about anything except making more jigaboos. Read "The Guns of the South" by Harry Turtledove. Some South African relatives of Botha find a time machine and bring back to 1863 Richmond about 10,000 Ak-47s...fucking great read. Fuck this, I am painting a swastika on the back of my chair.


Edited by Adolph Robert Burglar Lee because he forgot the fucking "s" in Swatika...shit did it again. FUCKing Niggers!
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 06/25/08 04:09 PM

Pop quiz for XPTers: Just on what you have in your purse/wallet or just your pocket, how much of a Zimbabwean multi-billionaire are you?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 06/25/08 04:14 PM

I read that book, it's great.

I mentioned jamesn because he gives me a 30 second synopsis of a situation/problem/solution before you've even rephrased my question back to me.

I think "the west" has ruined Africa. We should have either stayed there- ruled, dominated, cared for and exploited them, or we should have left them the hell alone. Flying in bales of dollars did not help them at all, and in fact has hurt them.

Every time I see a photo of a newly discovered Amazonian tribe I wonder how much longer it will be until we see them on infomercials wearing five year old superbowl losing team t-shirts standing in lines for a bowl of gruel, too weak to swat away the flies.

Edit: I know the Amazonian tribes are in South America- we've already fucked Africa over.
Posted by: ranathan

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 06/25/08 04:23 PM

jesus burg, true but SERIOUSLY embarrassing story, between 8th and 9th grade my cousin comes down from norcal for a week we buy weed get high play videogames hang out with my friends for a few days have some fun im off to boarding school soon hes got all sorts of norcal slang says jigaboo and hella a few times, i sort of remember it whatever


FIRST DAY at boarding school, during orientation with like 20 people and this like 40 year old big black guy is our leader hes hip hes fast talking we all like him and want to impress him

he says lets play hangman to kill time

my word? jigaboo oh yes i picked jigaboo and i didnt even know what it meant i just thought it would be hard to guess since i had never heard it before after like 9 people have guessed the first 4 letters hes like what the fuck is your word jigaboo? im like yeah my cousin told me about it, he takes me outside and is like do you even know what this means? explains it and lectures me for like 10 minutes and im apologizing and he believed me because no one could be that stupid and do it on purpose obviously

to this day i can hardly believe it
Posted by: elaborator

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 06/25/08 04:47 PM

that is a funny ass story ranathan
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 06/25/08 06:26 PM

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Pop quiz for XPTers: Just on what you have in your purse/wallet or just your pocket, how much of a Zimbabwean multi-billionaire are you?


I think I could buy the entire Zimbabwean Air Force.

And when I do, I'm going to load it with Napalm and fire bomb all those fuckwads from Nigeria who e-mail me about the unclaimed millions of Dollars are waiting for me in a secret account of some dead public official.
Posted by: Charlie Malloy

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 06/26/08 08:06 AM

I bet a mud cookie franchise would clean up. They are selling like, er, hotcakes in Haiti.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/01/30/world/main3768430.shtml?source=RSSattr=HOME_3768430

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 06/26/08 04:44 PM

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Pop quiz for XPTers: Just on what you have in your purse/wallet or just your pocket, how much of a Zimbabwean multi-billionaire are you?




Just what's in my wallet right now I'm worth 529,735,065,172.50 in Zimbabwe money. Something like 529 kajillion dollars.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 06/26/08 05:23 PM

The problem is who wants to buy Park Place and Boardwalk in Zimbabwe?
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 07/02/08 08:20 PM

what they can sell of the land is owned by shell and debeer's-fucked in the ass #1. you're also missing parts of the population that earn the most-the young men who should be 36 are all dead. war and violence lead to innovation most of the time, but not for SO LONG fought with weapons bought from victor bout, no development at all-just 40-year old light arms.

nasty diseases everywhere compared to the rest of the world and shit for care is counter to development(read diamond and sowell or that book on the plague that's in paperback now).

NO HIGHER LEARNING AND LITERATE PEOPLE ARE "WINNERS" that portends poorly for signing shit over to the west or knowing WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON UNTIL IT'S RIOT TIME AGAIN.

mix in leaders who roll in phat gold-plated cars, CONSTANT warfare, ZERO literacy, AIDS AIDS AIDS, and the fact that they just do STUPID SHIT LIKE AGREE TO SELL FISH TO EUROPE OUT OF A LARGE LAKE WHILE THE FISHERMEN'S FAMILIES STARVE.

Also, you have SERIOUS problems ever getting a chance to play even-colonialism REALLY just turned into MONETARY POLICY-see france for what can be done getting your old colonies to sign onto special francs.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 07/02/08 08:26 PM

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I read that book, it's great.



I think "the NIGGER" has ruined Africa.








fixed.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 07/02/08 08:31 PM

This place just got alot cooler. I was actually feeling guilty about dropping the "n" word here over the past few days. That rarely happens.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 07/04/08 03:08 PM

btw, apparently the gov't decided ecotourism wasn't as pressing as food so they send troops into the preserves to gun down anything, toss it on a truck and carve it up for villagers.





i ignore the civil war because it depresses me more than any other for some reason. not just because a slave would be funny to have, but because the whole thing still sucks.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 07/11/08 12:15 PM

Rocks would have been better weapons for these boons. Jesus.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 07/11/08 12:25 PM

[Turtledove] Meanwhile, let's all imagine if Shaka could come to Present Day South Central, and be given command of the Crips. Where would his empire extend to, St Louis or somewhere beyond? Or, lets imagine 5,000 Crips going back to 1879 Southern Africa with Uzis and Tec-9s and about 50 clips each. White Man's burden switches from colonial rule to wiping shit from his pants. If only the Crips could dance like these Zulus, I'd join just to attend the BBQs. [/Turtledove]
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 07/20/08 05:39 PM

Zimbabwe introduces $100 billion banknotes

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Gideon Gono, governor of the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe, said the new notes are for "the convenience of the banking public and corporate sector..."


Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 07/20/08 07:01 PM

Right about now, I bet they wish they had some of those farmers they booted off their lands
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 07/20/08 07:16 PM

Why? What they need is the opportunities that African Americans have had here. If they were afforded all the fruits of the U.S. educational system, they might produce a leader like this fine gentleman:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UqNjhYh_v6w
Posted by: Bad Habit

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 07/20/08 08:55 PM

^^ And blacks in the U.S. wonder why they still haven't achieved equality after well more then a century of freedom in this country. This video is just one shining example.

With examples to follow such as MLK, Barack Obama, Larry Elder, Bill Cosby, Will Smith, Condoleezza Rice, Fredrick Douglas, Colin Powell, etc; they instead idolize Snoop Dogg, Kayne West, Biggie Smalls, or any other criminal gangster that makes the news.

When black kids in South Central schools make good grades, they are beat down for "acting white" then, in the same breath, the beaters will accuse whites for keeping them down.
It's a dysfunctional culture at it's very core and by and large responsible for keeping alive the very stereotype that they rally against.

Slavery is ancient history. You were never a slave and I doubt your great-great-grandparents (if you even know who they are) were ever slaves.
I have never owned a slave and can, with all confidence state, that none of my ancestors going back at least 10 generations have never owned a slave.
Fucking get over it already and do something constructive with your life.

The biggest racists I have ever met in my life have been black. Talk about the pot and the kettle.

(sorry, that video really pissed me off for some reason)
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 07/22/08 12:41 AM

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Why? What they need is the opportunities that African Americans have had here. If they were afforded all the fruits of the U.S. educational system, they might produce a leader like this fine gentleman




aren't you canadian?
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 08/08/08 09:48 AM

A new atlas:

http://chimpout.com/
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 12/04/08 07:00 PM

Now they've got cholera:

Zimbabwe Declares Cholera Emergency


JOHANNESBURG — The Zimbabwean health minister, David Parirenyatwa, has declared the nation’s cholera outbreak a national emergency and appealed for outside help, the state-controlled Herald newspaper reported on Thursday. The epidemic has claimed more than 560 lives.

The news emerged a day after riot police officers brandishing batons charged into a group of 100 doctors and nurses on Wednesday in Harare, the capital, breaking up a demonstration for better pay and working conditions in a nation suffering from both the cholera outbreak and an economy in free fall.

The health workers, many dressed in uniform, fled as the police approached. Nearby, teachers and other union members tried to join the protest but were clubbed by yet more police officers, and at least 15 were arrested.

Full Story

Posted by: loopnode

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 12/04/08 07:19 PM

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A new atlas:

http://chimpout.com/




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Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 02/28/09 02:26 PM

He is still at it- now this is a man that has ideas for fixing an economy

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090228/wl_nm/us_zimbabwe_crisis_mugabe_2
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 02/28/09 02:44 PM

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Thousands of ZANU-PF supporters in party regalia turned up for Mugabe's 85th birthday rally at a sports field at Chinhoyi University about 100 km (60 miles) west of Harare.




Ah yes, the birthday party...


Amid the hunger, a feast for Mugabe

ZIMBABWE began a week of lavish celebrations yesterday to mark the 85th birthday of President Robert Mugabe, Africa’s oldest leader, with a party at a luxury hotel in the capital.

A crowd of 2,000 was expected to feast on beef in sauce or roast chicken, rice and vegetables last night, with serenades from a variety of musical acts at the Rainbow Towers in Harare.

The dinner was in part a fundraiser to make up a short-fall in donations for further celebrations next weekend. Organisers have complained angrily that businessmen and farmers have reneged on promised contributions. Mugabe and his family are used to extravagant birthday parties...

ARTICLE
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 02/28/09 03:05 PM

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Thousands of ZANU-PF supporters in party regalia turned up for Mugabe's 85th birthday rally at a sports field at Chinhoyi University about 100 km (60 miles) west of Harare.




Ah yes, the birthday party...


Amid the hunger, a feast for Mugabe

ZIMBABWE began a week of lavish celebrations yesterday to mark the 85th birthday of President Robert Mugabe, Africa&#8217;s oldest leader, with a party at a luxury hotel in the capital.

A crowd of 2,000 was expected to feast on beef in sauce or roast chicken, rice and vegetables last night, with serenades from a variety of musical acts at the Rainbow Towers in Harare.

The dinner was in part a fundraiser to make up a short-fall in donations for further celebrations next weekend. Organisers have complained angrily that businessmen and farmers have reneged on promised contributions. Mugabe and his family are used to extravagant birthday parties...

ARTICLE



mmm...beef in sauce
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Zimbabwe Cookies Cost $19 Billion - 02/28/09 03:44 PM

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Thousands of ZANU-PF supporters in party regalia turned up for Mugabe's 85th birthday rally at a sports field at Chinhoyi University about 100 km (60 miles) west of Harare.




Ah yes, the birthday party...


Amid the hunger, a feast for Mugabe

ZIMBABWE began a week of lavish celebrations yesterday to mark the 85th birthday of President Robert Mugabe, Africa’s oldest leader, with a party at a luxury hotel in the capital.

A crowd of 2,000 was expected to feast on beef in sauce or roast chicken, rice and vegetables last night, with serenades from a variety of musical acts at the Rainbow Towers in Harare.

The dinner was in part a fundraiser to make up a short-fall in donations for further celebrations next weekend. Organisers have complained angrily that businessmen and farmers have reneged on promised contributions. Mugabe and his family are used to extravagant birthday parties...

ARTICLE




I picture a big pot filled with the meat of white farmers simmering surrounded by quite of few men wearing lion tooth necklaces