What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/19/0811:27 AM
Lets use this thread to write what the last movie (mainstream) you watched was and whether you liked it or not. Usually people post it in the dvd release thread but i think too many people miss it there. Lets try this thread for reviews, pans and critiques.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/19/0811:30 AM
I'll begin.
Watched Juno last night and was mildly disappointed, granted it was because my expectations were for a napolean dynamite kind of comedy and it was not one. No fault of the movie though, Juno was a pretty good flick for what it was, good acting, story and writing BUT NOT a laugh out loud comedy. 7/10 stars.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/19/0811:35 AM
Watched Schindler's List last night and was mildly disappointed, granted it was because my expectations were for a napolean dynamite kind of comedy and it was not one. No fault of the movie though, Schindler's List was a pretty good flick for what it was, good acting, story and writing BUT NOT a laugh out loud comedy. 7/10 stars.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/19/0812:57 PM
haha, isn't "fear of a krabby patty" on that one? my favorite episode ever is "the fry cook games." no wait, "band geeks," when they play the bubble bowl .
i had the misfortune of watching "the mummy returns" last night. zero wanking bananas.
watched "rendition" last week, and it was very good, even though jake gyllenhaal is a big fag.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/19/0812:59 PM
Watched all the "Pirates" movies last night. WTF happened in that last one? I couldn't tell what was happening with Jack Sparrows running around everywhere and the ship upside down but it was cool to look at.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/19/0801:03 PM
Quote: Watched all the "Pirates" movies last night. WTF happened in that last one? I couldn't tell what was happening with Jack Sparrows running around everywhere and the ship upside down but it was cool to look at.
Heh, those were my thoughts as well. I think the director was on mushrooms while filming the 3rd one.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/19/0802:40 PM
Quote: I yelled "Get an abortion!!!!!" in the theatre during Knocked Up. Last night I watched Pretty In Pink. Again.
I love Pretty in Pink its been on cable for like 2 months now. For real, I didnt understand why she didnt especially with that guy and just getting a big promotion. I fell asleep for the last 40 minutes so I actually didnt see the whole thing.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/19/0803:41 PM
The Boys & Girls Guide To Getting Down. Saw that on Showtime last week. It was pretty funny. A low budget indie with a bunch of no names. The premise is that it a "guide" to show people how to "get down" in LA divided into different chapters. Starting with whether to go to a club or house party, the difference between Sketchy Drugs (Heroin, Crack and Meth) and Fun Drugs (Weed, Cocaine and Ecstasy). How to get free drinks from the bartender, etc. How to ultimately hook up and how to deal with the awkward waking up with a stranger the next morning. I think it is still floating around on Showtime.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/19/0807:05 PM
Quote: Watched all the "Pirates" movies last night. WTF happened in that last one? I couldn't tell what was happening with Jack Sparrows running around everywhere and the ship upside down but it was cool to look at.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/19/0807:31 PM
Godalmighty I'm watching "Tommy" on VH1 Classic right now. When Ann Margaret breaks the tv and ends up writhing in "Hi" soap and chocolate sauce it made me feel funny in my pants. That whore is HOT!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/20/0803:58 PM
Finished up the rest of A Fistful of Dollars last night. Not a bad flick. Got me interested in seeing the rest of the Eastwood westerns(never was really that big of a western fan). His character seems to be one that is ripped-off/payed-homage-to in many other, lesser movies.
I would like to add that I bought this movie a day before Willie's spaghetti western thread, so saying I watched this was not an attempt to fit in with the cool kids on the board.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/20/0804:38 PM
watched "caddyshack" the other day. i don't think i had ever watched the whole thing. i let my ten year-old watch it with me but he had to cover his eyes at teh sexy parts. i wouldn't put it passed him to toss a baby ruth in at the Y this summer now.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/22/0805:18 AM
Quote: Diary of the Dead- Ughh what a steaming pile of poo this was 2/10
Dude, don't even tell me that!! I've been waiting for this one for a while now, but haven't seen it yet. Without giving too much away, what would you say the weak points are?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/22/0811:52 AM
No likable characters, too much social commentary at the expense of a enjoyable story were the things that broke it for me. Only thing i liked about the movie was the Almish character that appears halfway into it. The sad thing is- i bought the dvd because i love most zombie flicks
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/22/0812:07 PM
Just for the hell of it you should go to ADT and start a thread like this in the "Pop Culture" forum. Make sure it's not a duplicate thread and make sure it is "pop culture". The moderator of that forum will close, move or lock your thread saying it's somehow not pop culture related but really it's because he insists on making all the posts in there.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/22/0812:57 PM
Quote: Just for the hell of it you should go to ADT and start a thread like this in the "Pop Culture" forum. Make sure it's not a duplicate thread and make sure it is "pop culture". The moderator of that forum will close, move or lock your thread saying it's somehow not pop culture related but really it's because he insists on making all the posts in there.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/23/0807:17 AM
I went to see 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crytal Skull" last night at a drive-in. How cool is that you ask? Not cool at all.
George Lucas can get gang raped by a pack of angry Ewoks as far as I am concerned. That douche-nozzle has single handedly ruined every good childhood movie memory I ever had with these craptastic CGI-fests.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/23/0807:44 AM
Quote: I went to see 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crytal Skull" last night at a drive-in. How cool is that you ask? Not cool at all.
George Lucas can get gang raped by a pack of angry Ewoks as far as I am concerned. That douche-nozzle has single handedly ruined every good childhood movie memory I ever had with these craptastic CGI-fests.
I don't often like the CGI stuff - real looks so much better! Was Jar Jar Binks in this movie?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/23/0809:20 AM
Quote: Great French horror flick...
Inspired by Vizzle's post I finally got around to watch Haute tension (High Tension), an intense and surprisingly gory French horror flick from 2003. Recommended! Make sure to get the unrated version!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/23/0809:25 AM
Quote: Inspired by Vizzle's post I finally got around to watch Haute tension (High Tension), an intense and surprisingly gory French horror flick from 2003. Recommended! Make sure to get the unrated version!
I've heard great things about High Tension, but I have yet to see it. I have a screener around somewhere, but I'm not sure if it's the unrated version or not. I'm glad you brought it up, I'm going to try to track it down and watch it this weekend.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/23/0809:28 AM
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It was okay. It didn't blow me away, but it was worth the $17. STILL really looking forward to The Dark Knight....IMAX all the way.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/23/0809:33 AM
Quote: I've heard great things about High Tension, but I have yet to see it. I have a screener around somewhere, but I'm not sure if it's the unrated version or not. I'm glad you brought it up, I'm going to try to track it down and watch it this weekend.
From what I've read on the internets the R-Rated version has been cut by more than one minute and is in fullscreen, which is a crime in itself, considering it's a 2,35:1 movie.
Anyway, I'd be interested in your feedback. I think you won't be disappointed by the movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/23/0809:39 AM
I watched a French called movie called Innocence about a girls boarding school where they arrive at school in a coffin and leave school either by death, aging out, or getting transferred to an elite ballet company.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/23/0803:00 PM
Quote:
Inspired by Vizzle's post I finally got around to watch Haute tension (High Tension), an intense and surprisingly gory French horror flick from 2003. Recommended! Make sure to get the unrated version!
Great movie even with the much-debated plot hole. I won't go into detail so as not to spoil it for anyone.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/24/0807:12 AM
Watched Walk Hard:The Dewey Cox Story last night, It wasn't too bad for a mindless comedy plus I am a sucker for most things John C. Reilly. 8/10 for these type of comedies.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/24/0807:29 AM
Quote: Watched Walk Hard:The Dewey Cox Story last night, It wasn't too bad for a mindless comedy plus I am a sucker for most things John C. Reilly. 8/10 for these type of comedies.
We OnDemanded that last night too...
I expected more, but you are right John C Reilly is hysterical.
The scene where he is yelling at the chimpanzee on the bus is priceless.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/24/0809:05 AM
Has anyone seen the new Indiana Jones? Would it be too scary for a 9 year old? Bear in mind I saw Raiders when I was about that age and the Ark-opening scene kinda fucked me up for a while. TYI
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/24/0811:17 AM
i went to see it with my three kids (boys ages 4 and 10, daughter age 8) and they dug it. a couple of scary parts, but nobody was too freaked out to go to sleep or anything. the theatre was packed full of kiddies.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/24/0803:03 PM
Watched 'A History of Violence' tonight. Nice movie, though I realised pretty quick that I'd seen it before. I liked the few bursts of violence in it. And Maria Bello. I liked her best.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/24/0806:50 PM
Street Trash.
Bums meltdown and explode from drinking some cheap hooch that has gone bad. The gore effects are pretty cool and fun to watch. Pretty good little cheap B-movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/26/0809:55 PM
I went to see the new Indiana Jones today. It was absolutely terrible. Hokey dialog, way to much CGI, and uninspired performances. Karen Allen was like a dinner theater actor.
Nobody should waste there money. Wait until it comes on cable.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/27/0806:01 AM
Speaking of Ranathan, I just saw "21 the Movie" meh. They monkeyed with the true story enough that it didn't make a lot of sense. On the other hand, I would like to see Kate Bosworth with a dick in her ass.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/27/0807:41 AM
Quote: I went to see the new Indiana Jones today. It was absolutely terrible. Hokey dialog, way to much CGI, and uninspired performances. Karen Allen was like a dinner theater actor.
Nobody should waste there money. Wait until it comes on cable.
I kind of enjoyed it actually. Some of the scenes (the snake one for example) were really cheesy, but overall I thought it was pretty decent. Definitely not the best of the series, but the plot and fight scenes were cool enough to keep me entertained.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/27/0808:00 PM
Anyone remember the awesome movie "Over The Edge", I used to love it as a kid since it was all about Jr. High kids breaking stuff, getting high and messing around with skanky chicks in some planned community. I watched it again the other day and wow were those kids just little assholes, if I was an adult living in New Granada I would have wanted the drug filled Teen Center shut down, strict 9:30 pm curfew's enforced, cops willing to shot teens pointing guns at them and Industrial Parks built instead of Bowling Alley's.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/27/0808:35 PM
Quote: Anyone remember the awesome movie "Over The Edge",
I remember the movie. I was about 19 or 20 when I watched it for the first time and I thought that they were little spoiled little brats even then.
There were a few kids like Matt Dillon in our neighborhood. Each ended up with probation officers.
There wasn't even a community center to shut down where I lived in what was rural LI at the time. Other than sports at school, there wasn't anything geared toward kids nearby. Somehow we didn't burn down the neighborhood.
I remember playing sports outside all afternoon long, riding our bikes miles and miles, listening to a new album, relatively commercial-free FM radio or even comedy albums when it was too cold to be outside, watching the same movie we liked over and over again on HBO [like "The Lords of Flatbush" or "Report to the Commissioner"], sitting around all winter talking about girls we'd like to molest and then molesting my sister's adorable curious friends in our pool in the summer. Even some that weren't so adorable.
The scene I remember from this movie was one where the little gang gets a guy to leave this little cute blondie he's making out with.
There was NO WAY I would have left an interested blonde partying in a parentless house to hang with "the boys". NO FUCKING WAY.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/28/0802:19 AM
Just watched An American Crime. Based on the true story of Sylvia Likens, Catherine Keener plays a foster mother who rallies her children and the neighborhood kids into torturing Sylvia (Ellen Page) for 3 months in the basement until her death. Human cruelty is scarier than any horror movie. It was really tough to watch, so get ready to cry a lot.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/28/0812:05 PM
I watched Howard Stern's movie Private Parts on cable last night. I hadn't seen it in about 5 or 6 years. It's still really funny. I forgot how hot Jenna Jameson was back then. I know a lot of people here don't like her, but she was fucking hot back then.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/28/0806:39 PM
There's something to be said for catching a good buzz and then grooving on cheesy 80's movies. You know it's a really stupid fuckin' flick, but it brings back soooo many memories...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/29/0801:54 PM
SPEED RACER- so cheesy, and awful animation, true to the original, lol. Good for the 10 and under crowd ( age or IQ) 4/10
THE CLEANER-Love Samuel Jackson, but this was easily predicatable from start to finish. Interesting concept. 6/10
THE BRAVE ONE- Jodie Foster excellent as usual. I love revenge movies. Gritty, violent and fulfilling. 9.5/10
AND THEN THERE WAS BLOOD-Not the kind of movie I would usually watch, but glad I did. Hard boiled oil man lives for the next money making opp, no matter what it takes. Also throws a little anti-religious zealot in there to make it better. 8/10
THE FOUNTAIN-Great "Doctor is trying to save his wife whose dying" story plus surrealistic trips to another world. Odd, but fascinating. The kind of movie you write a college paper on because of all the angles, and double meanings. One you will be talking about long after it's over. I want to see it again and those for me are rare. 8/10
MY COUSIN VINNY-it's my favorite movie of all time. I have seen it so many times. I love legal movies and this is such a parody of our screwed up legal system, plus funny as hell with excellent acting by all. I watch it all the time as background if I am working or falling asleep. 9.5/10
All I can think of off the top of my head. I am watching a lot of movies the last few weeks because I got rear-ended ( literally, not sexually, unfortunately) and have been laying down a lot. xoxo, Cindi
he is a accomplished prosecutor with a success record of "105 out of 106 felony jury trials, including 21 murder convictions without a single loss"."
and:
"Obama said that as president he would indeed ask his new Attorney General and his deputies to "immediately review the information that's already there" and determine if an inquiry is warranted -- but he also tread carefully on the issue, in line with his reputation for seeking to bridge the partisan divide. He worried that such a probe could be spun as "a partisan witch hunt." However, he said that equation changes if there was willful criminality, because "nobody is above the law.""
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/01/0810:44 AM
'Sunshine'...not too bad, but if you've seen '2001: A Space Odyssey' and 'Event Horizon', you kind of get the feeling of deja vu on a number of occasions. It's well done, well directed, well acted...it just doesn't grab you as it perhaps might have if you hadn't seen the two aforementioned films.
Haunting movie. Seen it a few times now; never ceases to stun me. I almost can't believe someone intentionally created something that can provoke such an emotional response from other humans as this movie does. The nature scenes are especially great.
Yeah but it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be, he looks pretty "good" for his age and the way it was filmed help to cover up his deficits in the role.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/03/0812:16 PM
Michael Clayton, a really enjoyable flick. Not in my opinion Award material as compared to No Country For Old Men but a fast moving interesting movie and I hate lawyer flicks so that is saying something. 9/10. Also I have to admit being a sucker for most Clooney flicks.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/03/0803:09 PM
Quote: ^^^^^ Ugh. Why?
Because Agent 99 is hot (no matter who plays her). The series creaters, Mel Brooks and Buck Henry, are comic geniuses and they both worked on this script. The original TV series is fucking hilarious, and I'm hoping Steve Carrol and Peter Segal (the director) can pull off this remake/reimagining while maintaining the whole "Get Smart" feel from the series.
It looks to be well cast and has a "beginnings" plot line for Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 of C.O.N.T.R.O.L.
Puerile and juvenile, sure, but that's what I was when I first watched the reruns as a kid.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/03/0805:26 PM
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Quote: ^^^^^ Ugh. Why?
Because Agent 99 is hot (no matter who plays her). The series creaters, Mel Brooks and Buck Henry, are comic geniuses and they both worked on this script. The original TV series is fucking hilarious, and I'm hoping Steve Carrol and Peter Segal (the director) can pull off this remake/reimagining while maintaining the whole "Get Smart" feel from the series.
It looks to be well cast and has a "beginnings" plot line for Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 of C.O.N.T.R.O.L.
Puerile and juvenile, sure, but that's what I was when I first watched the reruns as a kid.
I loved the series [and agent 99].
I just fear these remakes of classic shows into the way Loop hates when they make live action movies out of comic books.
Happy to hear that Brooks/Henry are involved. I used to love Buck when he'd guest host the original SNL.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/03/0811:11 PM
Quote: why do the insist on remaking classic shit, it always sucks. leave em the fuck alone.
Not always. The first two that come to mind are both horror movies but the remakes are far better then the originals: The Blob and John Carpenter's The Thing. But by and large, yes, most remakes suck.
The original Stepford Wives was creepy and suspenseful. The Kidman version was horrible. I couldn't believe they tried to make a comedy out of it. That's like trying to redo Rosemary's Baby as a musical.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/05/0807:11 AM
Revolver with Jason Statham, couldn't really get my head around it, I think i got the gist of it but really it was too much like work. 6/10 only for the action scenes and because Statham is cool. Wtf Ritchie has Madonna warped your mind? Make another like Lock , Stock or Snatch- you are not an artist or a philosopher but you used to make some really enjoyable gangster flicks. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365686/
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/05/0812:12 PM
I watched Inside Man with Denzel Washington, Clive Owen and Jodie Foster. It was a piece of shit. I didn't realize it was a Spike Lee movie when I recorded it. I should have turned it off when I realized that hack was making it.
Seriously, Spike Lee is a terrible filmmaker. Do the right thing and Malcolm X were decent but everything else has been shit.
Jodie Foster looks pretty fuckable in the movie which caught me by surprise.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/05/0802:07 PM
Quote: Seriously, Spike Lee is a terrible filmmaker. Do the right thing and Malcolm X were decent but everything else has been shit.
He is highly overrated.
But, I loved Malcolm X. Four Little Girls was a very well done stirring documentary. And, I enjoyed most of Crooklyn.
Otherwise I just like little snips of his work. I liked some parts of Summer of Sam. I liked the pizza parlor scenes in Do the Right Thing. The early scene in Girl 6 where the director [Tarantino] gets a reluctant Theresa Randle to take off her top during an audition.
And, oddly I just love the "Good and Bad Hair" dance number from School Daze.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/05/0807:38 PM
Fatty, Son of Sam is a fab movie, Do The Right Thing is awesome and Jungle Fever is even better, I liked School Daze, the musical numbers were crazy, but I like his movies. Crooklyn and Clockers (filmed in the projects on the other side of my area) are real good too.
I just watched Girl 6 last nite for the 20th time, only thing on at 2am, Madonna's part is cool the way she reads her the rules, that's a pretty good flick.
Going to watch Last Exit To Brooklyn, nitey nite folks.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/06/0809:22 AM
Quote: Fatty, Son of Sam is a fab movie, Do The Right Thing is awesome and Jungle Fever is even better, I liked School Daze, the musical numbers were crazy, but I like his movies. Crooklyn and Clockers (filmed in the projects on the other side of my area) are real good too. I just watched Girl 6 last nite for the 20th time, only thing on at 2am, Madonna's part is cool the way she reads her the rules, that's a pretty good flick.
Going to watch Last Exit To Brooklyn, nitey nite folks.
Do The Right Thing is easily in my top 20 of all time.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/06/0809:42 AM
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Quote: Fatty, Son of Sam is a fab movie, Do The Right Thing is awesome and Jungle Fever is even better, I liked School Daze, the musical numbers were crazy, but I like his movies. Crooklyn and Clockers (filmed in the projects on the other side of my area) are real good too. I just watched Girl 6 last nite for the 20th time, only thing on at 2am, Madonna's part is cool the way she reads her the rules, that's a pretty good flick.
Going to watch Last Exit To Brooklyn, nitey nite folks.
Do The Right Thing is easily in my top 20 of all time.
I didn't like the "love story" portions of it. Rosie Perez, Ruby Dee/Ossie Davis. I would have like the movie better if these had been omitted.
Danny Aiello was fantastic. John Turturro & Giancarlo Esposito were stellar. I enjoyed everything that involved the pizza parlor.
I didn't like Jungle Fever at all. Clockers fell flat for me. Didn't like it; didn't dislike it. Possibly because I have no sympathy for the City's drug dealers and their families. Though the acting was supurb with Keith David and Keitel at the top of their games.
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/06/0810:17 AM
In an article on swearing in Brooklyn (he's very much for both) Denis Hamill quotes Spike Lee regarding his casting of Danny Aiello in Do the Right Thing:
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Spike Lee once told me that one of the main reasons he cast Danny Aiello in "Do the Right Thing" was because he loved the way he cursed. "Italians are the only people who can curse as good as black people," Lee told me.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/06/0801:55 PM
The only Spike Lee joints I've really enjoyed are Do The Right Thing and When the Levees Broke. I absolutely couldn't stand School Daze and couldn't even get through She's Gotta Have It or Mo' Better Blues. I thought He's Got Game was alright but that's pretty much it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/06/0802:00 PM
Spike Lee is a racist piece of shit, therefore I refuse to watch his shitty movies.
That said, I subjected myself to "Semi-Pro" last night. I was sorely disappointed, the only real funny parts involved Rob Cordory which surprised me as Will Ferrel usually has me in stitches.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/06/0807:04 PM
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Quote: why do the insist on remaking classic shit, it always sucks. leave em the fuck alone.
Not always. The first two that come to mind are both horror movies but the remakes are far better then the originals: The Blob and John Carpenter's The Thing. But by and large, yes, most remakes suck.
The original Stepford Wives was creepy and suspenseful. The Kidman version was horrible. I couldn't believe they tried to make a comedy out of it. That's like trying to redo Rosemary's Baby as a musical.
I didnt see the remake of the Blob I saw the original. A really really bad one off the top of my head is Planet of the Apes.....You dont mess with pure fabulousness. Rosemary's Baby is one of my all time faves and the 1st Stepfords was awesome, the 2nd one was fuking plain awful, I really dont like remakes, but I do want to see Halloween by Zombie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/06/0809:25 PM
Spike Lee: Do the Right Thing Oliver Stone: Platoon
The rest of their movies: disappointing to varying degrees.
Both of them would have benefited from being less-productive ala Q. Tarantino.
Recorded and watched "the Howling" for the heck of it.
Featured 1981 styles, gratuitous nudity and the then-mainstream interpretation of porn as rape in the movie that played while Dee Wallace was in a XXX-nickelodeon.
Also, pre-CGI long-winded lycanthrope transformations and a screenplay by John Sayles.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/07/0812:27 AM
Quote: Daniel Day Lewis is the greatest actor I have ever seen in my life.
I've never given him the credit he deserves. Likely since his roles have been few and far between with his "retirement" in the late 90s. Plus, much to his credit, he so becomes his character, you lose the notion of the actor.
I loved him in "Gangs of New York" and "The Unbearable Lightness of Being".
I never watched "My Left Foot". I don't care for handicap hero worship. I'm a euthanasist at heart, and I got in trouble in high school for advocating it in my essay on an excerpt from the book.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/07/0806:05 AM
kung fu panda, not so good. the most exciting part was my four year-old's raging diarrhea that kept me in the bathroom a lot of time with my kid going, "mommy, can you SMELL that? can you?"
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/07/0809:50 AM
I think you'd be surprised by "my left foot". It's not your typical "overcome any obstacle" movie. The characters are real, they are not likable for much of the time and it isn't heavy handed with the message.
The other thing is of the three movies you mentioned- Daniel Day is a totally different person in each movie. It's amazing.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/07/0806:48 PM
Quote: kung fu panda, not so good. the most exciting part was my four year-old's raging diarrhea that kept me in the bathroom a lot of time with my kid going, "mommy, can you SMELL that? can you?"
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/09/0811:31 AM
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Quote: Sweeney Todd. I'll watch any Tim Burton movie.
Excellent flick
Anyone [besides me] see Angela Lansbury star in this on Broadway?
I really liked that show ...
I dont use the search button Fatty but we went over this before, yes I've seen it with her in it. I think the thread is about Sweeney Todd before it opened and everyone's opinions on it. Angela Lansbury pics in the thread too.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/09/0807:02 PM
I went to see "You don't mess with the Zohan" today. It had a lot of really funny moments. Overall it's a typical Sandler movie. A lot of dumb shit and some funny stuff too.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/11/0812:03 AM
"The Notorious Bettie Page" on HBO tonight. Suicide, corruption and drug abuse all from watching this devils work.
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/11/0806:00 AM
Quote: Koyaanisqatsi
When I was about 18 and an intern at a long-since-defunct magazine, I met Philip Glass and told him how much I liked Koyaanisqatsi. His response: Yeah, right, just put that shit over there, kid.
Uppity Prick. Never listened to any of his stuff again.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/11/0803:58 PM
Ratatouille was reeeeaalllly cute. we vod'd 'mrs. doubtfire' last night, and tonight we're going to watch MASH. i don't think that i've ever seen the movie version. i got so sunburned today, with spf 70. what the fuck?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/11/0809:51 PM
Is there a film about Mamie Van Doren ? What a true whore. I think Hollywood should do a film about her too. Maybe I should post this in the section where I request films to be done?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/12/0810:53 AM
Quote: Is there a film about Mamie Van Doren ? What a true whore. I think Hollywood should do a film about her too. Maybe I should post this in the section where I request films to be done?
Mamie was a sex magnet, I dont really know if there is one, but I would have think of who could pull her off.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/13/0806:28 AM
i think we are going to see 'the incredible hulk' tonight. i hope it doesn't suck but i'm not too hopeful. i'd rather see 'the happening', but we have no babysitter. i'm seriously considering telling everybody i have to go to the bathroom while we're at 'the hulk' and ditching their asses to go watch the other movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/13/0807:19 PM
^^GiGi it got really bad reviews here, Im disappointed that Ed Norton would take that part, I like him alot. I hope its good for you and the kids enjoy it anyway. Good luck, let us know.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/13/0809:58 PM
I went to see the Hulk movie. It's not all that good. It does have moments where is is enjoyable. The CGI is fantastic and very good action scenes. The dialog and performances were really cheesy at times.
If you like comic book movies in general you'll probably like it. If not it might be worth missing.
They are totally setting up the Avengers and Captain America movies too.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/13/0810:11 PM
FINALLY watched "There Will Be Blood" in its entirety and have to agree with the consensus analysis:
Outstanding acting by DDL and award-winning cinematography undercut by PTA's inability to plot a movie and unwillingness to edit same to FLOW instead meander fitfully until the movie runs out...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/14/0812:51 AM
Quote: FINALLY watched "There Will Be Blood" in its entirety and have to agree with the consensus analysis:
Outstanding acting by DDL and award-winning cinematography undercut by PTA's inability to plot a movie and unwillingness to edit same to FLOW instead meander fitfully until the movie runs out...
Yada Yada Yada...just loved it when DDL beat the little bitch to death with a bowing pin in the ending.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/15/0805:21 AM
I watched Category 7: The End of the World. Pretty standard disaster movie. Only good thing: Gina Gershon, who, I think, is very sexy and pretty. Didn't see the end, because another movie started.
Scream 2: entertaining. Opening scene in the cinema was nice, but all in all not very scary. Tonight, they air Scream 3.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/15/0804:12 PM
If you like Wahlberg and would go see a movie just because he's in it go google up "john cena" and just pleasure yourself at home without paying $9.50 for a ticket, $5 for a soda, $6 for popcorn and $3 for Sour Patch Kids.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/15/0805:28 PM
john cena is an asshat. and i never buy snacks at the movie theatre. their prices are like an assrape, but not in a good way. i like the wahlberg boys, i can't help it. i camped out for NKOTB tickets in high school because i was really going to marry donnie...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/15/0808:11 PM
I saw "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" yesterday, the first part was very funny, the middle kinda dragged but had its moments, but the final act really sucked.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/15/0808:36 PM
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Quote: go google up "john cena" and just pleasure yourself at home
Sounds like somebody has a crush.
It's going to be fun watching Vin disassemble this fucken incoherent half-load of a man?. Don't expect primetime from that fucken failure Blahh, kids. Bitch is genetically programmed "Straight To Video".
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/16/0809:52 AM
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and has anyone seen "the happening" yet?
I prefer to call it M. Night Shyamalan's first R rated film and yes, it's a fscking disaster.
I gotta agree on this one. The Happening is absolutely horrible. Wooden acting, horrible direction, bad writing... there is nothing redeeming about this film.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/16/0809:37 PM
I just watched "Hot Fuzz" and enjoyed it. It's by the same guys that did "Shawn of the Dead". It's basically a send up of Michael Bay/ cheesy cop movies.
Very British, very dry and very funny in places.
"What do we got here?" "Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery."
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/17/0802:18 PM
I watched 'Space Truckers' while I was having lunch today...it reminded me of the unfunny bits you get on Mystery Science Theatre 3000 when they're not watching/slating the movies. Which is to say it's just awful.
All the way through I'm asking myself 'Who directed this piece of shit?', then the end credits roll and I see it was none other than Stuart Gordon, the guy who made 'Re-Animator'. I couldn't believe it...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/17/0811:22 PM
I watched Cannonball. It is without question the cheesiest movie of all time. It is so bad I was having a hard time telling if it was a spoof or not. I'm still not sure. But it was awful in every sense. Terrible performances, terrible dialog, terrible music.......And I loved every minute of it.
It is so bad it's genius. I recommend getting really stoned (like I did) and watch this movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/18/0810:29 AM
For the Bible Tells Me So: I love this documentary. Basically, it's a bunch of bible thumpers bashing gays and talking about the abominations of gay butt sex before they are eventually forced to accept that homosexuals exist.
Virtual Desire is still the greatest film on Earth.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/18/0803:54 PM
An MST3K episode I hadn't seen yet that was in a boxed set I recently picked up. The movie was The Rebel Set. Kinda dull. Last 30 minutes picked up a little bit with some good riffs here and there, but nothing really laugh out loud funny or really memorable about it. 2 out of 5.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/18/0807:40 PM
Quote: Cocaine Cowboys, documentary from the 70's and 80's Miami drug cartel. Very, very interesting, coming out w/part 2 I believe the end of June.
Yeah Ren, I really liked this documentary too
I am presently watching the first 3 seasons on Shotimes tv series Weeds- had never seen it before but i love it. I have never even smoked weed but oddly enough i am greatly amused by weed flicks and shows.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/19/0807:27 PM
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Quote: Cocaine Cowboys, documentary from the 70's and 80's Miami drug cartel. Very, very interesting, coming out w/part 2 I believe the end of June.
Yeah Ren, I really liked this documentary too
I am presently watching the first 3 seasons on Shotimes tv series Weeds- had never seen it before but i love it. I have never even smoked weed but oddly enough i am greatly amused by weed flicks and shows.
Weeds is awesome, what season are you on now? Isnt she like the hottest pot dealer ever?, I fuckin love her, this season looks very promising also.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/20/0805:00 PM
Horror movie called the Outpost with Pullo from HBO's Rome. I had thought it was going to be a low budget time waster horror flick but it was better than that.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/20/0807:19 PM
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Weeds is awesome, what season are you on now? Isnt she like the hottest pot dealer ever?, I fuckin love her, this season looks very promising also.
Yeah i really like how warped it is, i'm halfway through season 3, then that'll be it for me until 4 drops on dvd.
Hmmmmm season 3 was awesome, you're gonna love the way it ends cause you wont know what she's gonna do in season 4 but the ending is pretty neat, I dont either, its only on the lst show so far. Started June 16th. Glad you enjoyed it, it is a really good story line. The writing is awesome. She won the emmy for it I believe 2 yrs ago.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/21/0801:28 PM
I've been on a foreign horror kick for about a month or so. Just watched these two this week...
Hell's Ground is the first slasher flick to come out of Pakistan. It's entirely filmed there and as the boxcover says, it really has a Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Night of the Living Dead feel to it. It's short, around 75min, but I highly recommend it...besides, what's cooler than a psychopath in a bloody burqa wielding a huge spiked ball on a chain?
This one is called Kilometero 31 and it's from Mexico. This has a Japanese horror feel to it, and incorporates creepy children and quite a few jump-scares. Although these kinds of things are overused in American cinema, it's great to see another country's take on the concept. Also highly recommended.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/24/0812:14 AM
Tonight I watched a documentary on HBO called "Hard Times at Douglass High." It's about the impact of the No Child Left Behind Act signed by Bush. They spend a year in a inner city (translation: black) high school.
It was pretty good. You walk away with sympathy for the teachers. It's an impossible task. One teacher mentioned that of an incoming class of 500 freshman, less than 3% read at a 9th grade level.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/24/0805:31 PM
just got back from "get smart" and it was actually rather entertaining. steve carrell was perfect for his role, as was (i can't believe i'm finna say this--->) the rock.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/25/0805:22 AM
The Outlaw Josey Wales. Fantastic movie but maybe Clint should have put some black Indians in it.
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/25/0806:30 AM
My favorite Eastwood movie, although that probably has something to do with catching a glimpse of Sondra Locke's titties as a kid. (Maybe should have cast Pam Grier? )
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/26/0810:35 PM
I went to see Get Smart today. It was pretty funny. It moved along quickly, had some funny lines and the chick is hot. Pretty much exactly what you would want to get out of it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/27/0806:21 AM
Quote: "Half Nelson"
i loved this movie. i cried for like days after watching it. plus, ryan gosling's character was called "daniel dunne", which is one syllable away from my porno name, lol.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/27/0808:52 PM
Why the crying? The movie maintained a certain emotional detachment throughout and, I thought, there was no sad event/resolution?
I'm not even sure of Ryan's character was fired when he went to see the principal (and a substitute showed up in class the next day), or if he merely called in "sick" that day.
At the end, his shaving off of his beard while his favorite student sat on the couch seemed to be an indication that he would be getting his shit together. Therefore hopeful?
Maybe the sad part was when his favorite student decided to earn a little $ delivering dope, and Frank made sure her second delivery was to Ryan in that motel room?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/28/0804:28 PM
I want to fuck the actress that played Luna Lovegood. When she's 18, of course. Wait, what are the stautory rape laws in England these days? Hello Ivor Biggun, you fucking prick, Help me out here....
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/28/0805:32 PM
Quote: I want to fuck the actress that played Luna Lovegood. When she's 18, of course. Wait, what are the stautory rape laws in England these days? Hello Ivor Biggun, you fucking prick, Help me out here....
her name was evanna lynch. luna is adorable. i like her father, although i don't think that his character is in the movies.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/28/0807:55 PM
Quote: Hooligans. Realistic and entertaining movie about football-vandalism in London. Starring (among others) Elijah Wood aka. Harry Potter. <clicky>
That was an excellent flick Free, here it was named Green Street Hooligans- another one to check out is the Football Factory. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385705/
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/28/0808:53 PM
Tonight I watched Charlie Wilson's War. It was very good little flick. It's only 90 minutes long and it keeps up a brisk pace. It's very funny and very smartly written. The write is Aaron Sorkin that created the West Wing series.
For this one.
Also a surprising number of smoking hot chicks in the movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/28/0810:20 PM
Recently I've been extorted into watching a series of Civil War films that I didn't want to see, incluiding Glory with Ferris Broderick, The Red Badge of Courage with Audie Murphy, and Gettysburg with Tom Berenger. The straw the broke my back was the awesomely pasty They Died With Their Boots On starring Errol Flynn and Olivia deHavilland.
In retaliation, I required an uninterrupted viewing of the director's cut of How The West Was Won with:
Karl Malden Henry Fonda Gregory Peck George Pappard Debbie Rynolds Jimmy Stewart Eli Wallach Richard Widmark John Wayne Harry Morgan Agnes Moorhead Walter Brennan Ken Curtis Lee Van Cleef Spencer Tracy (narrator)
I'd rather just rewatch the scene from Tombstone when Kurt Russell points the shotgun at Ike Clanton and yells, "You tell 'em I'm comin'...and Hell's comin' with me! HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME!!!!" http://youtube.com/watch?v=ynKoZD-sFi4
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/02/0809:24 PM
Quote: I went to see Hancock today. It's a very good summer flick. The CGI was top notch and Wil Smith was very funny.
It's worth the price of admission.
Every review I've read says it sucks like papercut on MDMA minus the bitches retainer. Ohh I get it, you like to butter your corn to a strong black man. heh
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/03/0803:24 PM
No German here so I probably missed a lot of the subtext. The movie reminded me of that book on Hitler's last days, by Hugh Trevor Roper. I guess reading that or even Joaquim Fest's original (in translation) would help understand more.
I Have Albert Speer's, "Inside the Third Reich" on my reading list. It should prove interesting. Undertag had him shown as a pretty levelheaded guy but one who did not want to know too much.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/03/0804:53 PM
Understanding German makes it more real. Some things do get lost in translation. I have Trevor-Roper's book lying around here and read a few parts; Fest is also around (but unread so far). Basically, any book expanding on the entourage of Hitler in his last months makes it easier to understand the movie.
'Inside the Third Reich' (in English) is going with me on holiday next week. I hope to finish it within 10 days. I'm not sure what to think of Speer exactly. He refused orders in the last year or two, but before that... We'll see.
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/03/0806:26 PM
Inside The Third Reich is a good read, but a bit self-serving. Remember, Speer just barely escaped the noose at Nurenburg. (The Russians were adamant upon hanging him, for all of the laborers who died in the armament plants.) And he basically wrote it on TP in Spandau in an effort to justify himself to his kids and to posterity.
Trevor-Roper, though... remember, he's the guy who "authenticated" the Hitler Diary forgeries, so I take that guy with a full shaker of salt.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/03/0806:29 PM
just got back from 'hancock'... entertaining enough, but i personally thought the whole cherize theron subplot was unnecessary... my husband HATED it, he's always felt threatened by the big black penis.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/03/0807:40 PM
Be careful about Downfall – it’s as bad as a Hollywood movie in the way it rewrites and distorts the historical facts. The heroic SS doctor for example carried out experiments on prisoners in concentration camps and Goebbel's speech about cutting throats was taken from a fictitious, discredited source. Mind you, I dread to think what Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie will be like
Be similarly careful with "Inside the Third Reich". It's extremely interesting and insightful don't get me wrong but as Jim B says, his account is very self-serving. Afterwards you should read Gitta Sereny's "Albert Speer: His battle with truth" to discover what he left out. Nicolaus Von Below was so disgusted by Speer's distorted version of events and his portrayal of Hitler that he wrote his own account "At Hitler's Side" which is more honest about Hitler's strengths as well as his obvious shortcomings.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/05/0810:36 PM
Had a bit of time on my hands so I finally watched There Will Be Blood- it was well made and acted but failed to entertain me. I kept wondering why someone hadn't killed the Daniel off by the halfway point in the film.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/06/0802:23 AM
I watched '300' last night...I enjoyed the comic book when it first came out, but this seemed to be a little bit overblown/overlong. It has a few good moments, but I've seen better.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/06/0804:41 AM
"Untraceable" Aside from the fact I have wanted to jerk off on Diane Lane's face since "Streets of Fire" in 1982, this was a decent flick. 2 Spokes up.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/07/0808:15 PM
I watched "The Delta Force" on AMC this afternoon, I haven't seen it in years and god damn it's a great flick. Chuck Norris, Lee Marvin, George Kennedy as the coolest priest ever, tons of shit blowing up, motor cycles and dune buggies that shoot missiles, and Joey Bishop!
The first act of the movie where the plane is hijacked is amazing and could have been a separate flick without all of the Delta Force stuff.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/08/0801:04 AM
Quote: I watched "The Delta Force" on AMC this afternoon, I haven't seen it in years and god damn it's a great flick. Chuck Norris, Lee Marvin, George Kennedy as the coolest priest ever, tons of shit blowing up, motor cycles and dune buggies that shoot missiles, and Joey Bishop!
The first act of the movie where the plane is hijacked is amazing and could have been a separate flick without all of the Delta Force stuff.
Another Golan-Globus classic from Cannon...I watched 'American Ninja 2: The Confrontation' last night.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/08/0806:06 AM
The last few movies I have seen in the theater were kid movies--Horton Hears A Who was good...today, the kids and I are going to see WALL-E and I have to admit I'm really looking forward to it...last movie I watched on dvd was Hotel Rwanda, really good, really depressing
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/08/0807:16 AM
Quote: i just watched 'vantage point.' the movie sucked ass, but matthew fox is fucking hot as shit.
I just watched that this past weekend and thought it was ok. Not something I'd buy, but it was pretty suspenseful.
Recently I've been on a cocktail of Dr. Strangelove and Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny. Just before I swallow the fatal dose of pills while watching mushroom clouds and listening to "We'll Meet Again" playing eerily in the background....I quickly swap discs and allow the soothing sounds of JB and KG to whisk me away in clouds of THC.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/09/0804:12 PM
Norbit, totally fucking stupid, just as stupid as the new Murphy picture coming out looks. I actually pity him, but should I be pitying (sp?) someone who has tons of money? Me thinks not. He should do a tranny hooker movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/11/0807:28 AM
Kitt Kittredge: An American Girl---good movie for kids, bad movie if you don't buy all the happy endings in a movie set in the depression...happy endings and kid's movie just doesn't sound right, eh?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/11/0806:37 PM
we just went to see "journey to the center of the earth." it was actually pretty entertaining, in a "national treasure" kind of way. total bullshit but fun enough way to kill a couple of hours. i've kind of had a crush on brendan fraser since that dumb harvard movie he made, although he needs to lose the john travolta hairpiece already.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/11/0807:45 PM
I went to see Hellboy 2 today. I enjoyed it enough to recommend it. It had excellent special effects and pretty good humor. Not going to win an oscar or anything but a fun movie. It's kind of like a cross between Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV version) and Lord of the Rings.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/11/0808:28 PM
Quote: we just went to see "journey to the center of the earth."
normally I wouldn't go see this movie, but it's coming to the trop in imax 3d and I love that shit so game on.
Quote: How's the first Hellboy film, worth watching?
I really liked the first hellboy. thought it was well done and different. liked it enough that I'm really psyched about golden army. especially since the peeps that did pan's labyrinth did hellboy part deux.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/11/0809:32 PM
it's the summer silly season, busy. my house turns into a free hotel with a revolving door for friends/family/distant relatives and any person I've ever shook hands with looking for a free bed at the beach.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/12/0803:16 AM
Hellboy was cool...I have all the early comics, including the mythical first appearance. My buzz on this movie was somewhat dimmed by the fact that my brother got me the 2-disc special edition for Christmas a few years back, and now the money grabbing shits have come out with a 3-disc edition, which I ain't fucking buying!!!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/14/0806:58 AM
The Year of the Dog was pretty good..however, 4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days was horrible...how did it win best foreign film at the Golden Globes?
Watched most of the 80s tv show Sledgehammer this weekend...what a disappointment! As a kid I thought the show was hilarious but if you want good parody just rent Police Squad
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/15/0807:48 PM
Quote: How's the first Hellboy film, worth watching? I know there's two animated ones as well, have you seen them?
I have not seen the animated Hellboy films, but they are bloody inexpensive if you want to pick them up. I've seen them as cheap as ten bucks a pop. As for the Movie, it's good. It's not Fight Club or Shawshank Redemption good, but it's good. Funky ass effects, cool bad guys and good guys, well written and funny in spots.
You can find much worse ways to waste two hours on film. Trust me.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/19/0810:40 AM
Quote: Batman: The Dark Knight
Absolutely awesome.
Gellus, wanna see it, but Lincoln Center sold the fuck out immediately. And I like that theatre. So I will wait till during the week, the one day Im off.
I watched The Pledge w/ Nickelson last nite, well while I was dozing on and off, so I really cant say I saw it well and if it was good.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/20/0811:00 AM
Got about half way through Lost Boys: The Tribe and just couldn't take it anymore. Feldman is laughable. There is a reason why he has been relegated to the reality-show heap.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/21/0810:08 PM
Brutal Massacre - The title is quite apropos. This movie is fucking brutal. Horror filmmakers should NOT make comedies. The only upside in this piece of shit is it has the 3 ladies from The Evil Dead in it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/22/0808:58 PM
Heidi Fleiss Doc. this whore is totally fucking off the wall, instead of fucking, she's now building and expanding an aviary. She is so tweaked the fuck out in this, it's awesome.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/23/0810:59 AM
Quote: ^^i so vetoed "space chimps"; you're a better mother than i. taking the daughter to see "kit kittredge" tonight, for a little chick bonding and shit.
I actually liked 'Kit Kittredge'...Space Chimps looks really awful..i'm scared!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/23/0811:46 AM
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Quote: ^^i so vetoed "space chimps"; you're a better mother than i. taking the daughter to see "kit kittredge" tonight, for a little chick bonding and shit.
I actually liked 'Kit Kittredge'...Space Chimps looks really awful..i'm scared!
For gods sake, just go see Wall-E! Friends don't let friends go see Space Chimps!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/23/0812:15 PM
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Quote: ^^i so vetoed "space chimps"; you're a better mother than i. taking the daughter to see "kit kittredge" tonight, for a little chick bonding and shit.
I actually liked 'Kit Kittredge'...Space Chimps looks really awful..i'm scared!
For gods sake, just go see Wall-E! Friends don't let friends go see Space Chimps!
Fenris
I did go see Wall-E and i loved it! But, alas, the kids win out sometimes...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/23/0804:33 PM
Zodiac with Jake Gyllenhaal. I wait till it comes out on dvd. I hate going to a theater and not hearing the movie because of others talking. And all the fucking pervs who keep on staring at me or sitting right next to me.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/23/0806:30 PM
Quote: Zodiac with Jake Gyllenhaal. I wait till it comes out on dvd. I hate going to a theater and not hearing the movie because of others talking. And all the fucking pervs who keep on staring at me or sitting right next to me.
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I hate going to the theater because my ass is too fat to fit in between the armrests... yes, i know some theaters have armrests that raise up... but the very fact that i have to do that makes me want to slit my meaty wrists. So instead i blame "people talking" though what i dont realize is when i am not in the theater it is dead silent because people are not whispering about my freakishly large near-corpse and the god awful smells that emit from the folds that i cannot properly wash. Like all fat girls I try to delude myself that the reason people are staring at me is because they are perverts, and not, that they are afraid i am going to eat their children... or the also common "how the hell does she wake up every morning without swallowing a shotgun... she obviously sticks everything else in her mouth", or "wonder if she notices she sat on that pretty girl" which are the realities of the situation.
Its either that or... my original assumption:
I can't go to the theater again... last time people kept on saying... "look at the Australian guy with the unibomber beard in that dress... should we call the cops?".... I wonder if they think i'm pretty? Perverts...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/23/0810:40 PM
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I hate going to the theater because my ass is too fat to fit in between the armrests... yes, i know some theaters have armrests that raise up... but the very fact that i have to do that makes me want to slit my meaty wrists. So instead i blame "people talking" though what i dont realize is when i am not in the theater it is dead silent because people are not whispering about my freakishly large near-corpse and the god awful smells that emit from the folds that i cannot properly wash. Like all fat girls I try to delude myself that the reason people are staring at me is because they are perverts, and not, that they are afraid i am going to eat their children... or the also common "how the hell does she wake up every morning without swallowing a shotgun... she obviously sticks everything else in her mouth", or "wonder if she notices she sat on that pretty girl" which are the realities of the situation.
Its either that or... my original assumption:
I can't go to the theater again... last time people kept on saying... "look at the Australian guy with the unibomber beard in that dress... should we call the cops?".... I wonder if they think i'm pretty? Perverts...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/24/0803:12 PM
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Quote: Darrah And all the fucking pervs who keep on staring at me...
dream on, darrah
Whatever you say is meaningless to me considering you have a picture of Skeeter as your avatar.
Talk about meaningless(that would be your existence), you didn't even know who Skeeter was a week ago you loopy cunt. And even if she does have a Skeeter fixation that is beyond comprehension she is still an awesomely nice person. And pretty F'ing hot too.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/24/0806:02 PM
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Quote: Darrah And all the fucking pervs who keep on staring at me...
dream on, darrah
Whatever you say is meaningless to me considering you have a picture of Skeeter as your avatar.
Talk about meaningless(that would be your existence), you didn't even know who Skeeter was a week ago you loopy cunt. And even if she does have a Skeeter fixation that is beyond comprehension she is still an awesomely nice person. And pretty F'ing hot too.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/26/0803:54 PM
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Quote: Field of Dreams. Again.
Is this the baseball movie with Kevin Costner, because if it is I fscking loath that film.
You have to be a bit more specific than that. That is like asking if this is the western with Clint Eastwood. It is a baseball movie with Kevin Costner but I don't know if you are thinking about this one or Bull Durham or some other Kevin Costner baseball movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/27/0803:09 AM
28 Weeks Later...the daughter was seriously good looking. Other than that, pretty meh to be honest.
Oh, and I just watched a triple bill of 'I Am Omega' (Not bad, not brilliant, but passable), 'Hillside Cannibals' (Couldn't really get into it), and 'Back Slash' (Chock full of hot college chicks getting their bras off, but pretty much a low budget Scream-wannabe).
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/28/0811:57 AM
Quote: The one where Kevin Costner builds a baseball diamond in his corn field.
I'm a total sucker for this kind of father-son maudlin shit.
Why do you hate it?
I'm just curious, I respect your opinion.
I found it extremely contrived and annoying. I don't know whether I can be more specific than that. I hate baseball, and I hate crap like this desperately attempting to be beautiful and miraculous. I bet even M Night Shyamalan rolled his eyes when they started the "Build it and they will come" mantra.
One of the last films I watched was an interesting little documentary about some geezer with a serious prostitute addiction titled I am a Sex Addict. Goes highly recommended to Da Burglar.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/30/0810:17 PM
tonights viewing: dragnet the movie "people against goodness and normalcy" dabney coleman as jerry ceasar and the baitmates and the virgin connie swail a classic
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/01/0811:52 PM
I just got License To Drive on DVD. It still rocks. Heather Graham as jailbait, the Corey's in their prime and Carol Kane as a crazy preggo... is absolute gold!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/05/0803:20 PM
Marie Antoinette...got so bored during it I just Wikipedia'd her and found her real life story so much more enjoyable and bloody that Sophia Coppola's rendition.
And this classic quote from Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II to Louis XVI after he couldn't figure out you have to cum inside someone to get pregnant:
Quote: As the emperor himself declared, if he had been given the chance to rectify the situation beforehand, Louis XVI "would have been whipped so that he ejaculated out of sheer rage like a donkey"
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/05/0805:11 PM
Quote: Cocaine Cowboys 2, not as good as the first but still quite entertaining.
I really liked this one. Not sure whether I loved it more than the first one, maybe just as much. What I couldn't stand though was the animated reenactments; after a while it seemed like a joke, but I like how Crosby was much easier to understand than Rivi (from the first video).
I don't know if you got the promo edition, but my copy came with free thong panties with Charles Cosby on them holding a gun and a little "Gangsta Journal" I guess to note down which peeps I'm hustling powder with. I'd much have traded all these for a pair of boxers with Mrs. Blanco on the front.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/05/0809:37 PM
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I really liked this one. Not sure whether I loved it more than the first one, maybe just as much. What I couldn't stand though was the animated reenactments; after a while it seemed like a joke, but I like how Crosby was much easier to understand than Rivi (from the first video).
I don't know if you got the promo edition, but my copy came with free thong panties with Charles Cosby on them holding a gun and a little "Gangsta Journal" I guess to note down which peeps I'm hustling powder with. I'd much have traded all these for a pair of boxers with Mrs. Blanco on the front.
Hey loop, since you saw it as well- didn't you think it odd that not much was made of that secretary sleeping with an important witness and having phone sex with another? Very big coincidence?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/06/0802:03 AM
Finally saw: The Simpsons: Movie.
D+. Terrible except for about a ten minute run in the middle (when everyone runs between the church and Moe's Tavern). Albert Brooks as a villain instead of Mr. Burns?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/06/0803:13 PM
About to watch The Mist. The short story/novella is good, compelling horror. I don't know how it will translate to the screen. I enjoyed the Fog from John Carpenter. Hope this one comes close.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/11/0802:14 AM
American Zombie - Not bad, not bad at all. Not really what you would expect which was pretty welcome. Give it a shot.
Idiocracy - watchable. I got the point and really wanted to enjoy the satire but could not just latch on. It's almost as though it presents us with the idea then leaves the room.
Red Dawn - not a bad flick, but geezus...80's editing was horrid.
Next on my hit list is Last House on the Left, for some reason I have never seen it. I wanna watch Elm St. 2 & 3 and Leatherface (TCM3) sometime this week...
Quote: About to watch The Mist. The short story/novella is good, compelling horror. I don't know how it will translate to the screen. I enjoyed the Fog from John Carpenter. Hope this one comes close.
I wanna see The Mist, too...never seen it. side note, I just caught The Fog on the big screen a few weeks back. Carpenter was there to do a Q & A about it, as well.
Quote: 28 Weeks Later...the daughter was seriously good looking. Other than that, pretty meh to be honest.
Oh, and I just watched a triple bill of 'I Am Omega' (Not bad, not brilliant, but passable), 'Hillside Cannibals' (Couldn't really get into it), and 'Back Slash' (Chock full of hot college chicks getting their bras off, but pretty much a low budget Scream-wannabe).
I dug 28 Weeks, wasn't great but I had a good time watching it. Going to add those other three to by watch list as well. I haven't seen Omega Man in awhile. Did pick up Vincent Price's The Last Man on Earth recently though.
Quote: Cocaine Cowboys 2, not as good as the first but still quite entertaining.
that's on my list, too....
Quote: "Lost Boys 2: The Tribe" Holy shit, bad bad bad flick. Sucked ass worse than Darrah's journalist skills...and that's saying something.
not.even.gunna.bother. I just watched the part where the other corey shows up on youtube...
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Quote: Fido
A heartwarming tale about a boy and his zombie.
That was a good one, odd but good
couldn't get into it. and I really wanted to. i'll give it another shot, but it just struck me as bland.
oh yeah, I watched that crap-tastic Pineapple Express. crap-tastic. very.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/11/0806:50 AM
Which Fog Monstar the original or the new one? Man i love the original but the new one is just a ball of ass I am asking because JC did the first but I am unsure if he had anything to do with the second.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/11/0806:53 AM
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Next on my hit list is Last House on the Left, for some reason I have never seen it. I wanna watch Elm St. 2 & 3 and Leatherface (TCM3) sometime this week...
As much as i love NOES, Last house on the Left is Craven's best film imo.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/11/0811:21 AM
I went to see Pineapple Express. If you are a stone you'll find it very funny. If you don't partake in the love of Ganja you'll probably miss most of the humor.
The final scene is probably my favorite. Every stoner will laugh there ass off.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/12/0806:23 AM
The McKenzie Break (1970) - Starring Brian Keith. Summary from IMDB, "In the closing days of World War II, riot and seige overcome a German Prisoner of War Camp in Northern England. "Fearful of a mass escape attempt, the British Army sends an unorthodox Irish Captain to the camp, in hopes of discovering exactly what is going on. The Irishman at once comes into conflict with the head German prisoner, a U-Boat Commander Kreigsmarine Captain, and the two must match each others wits, knowing that only one will emerge victorious."
I had never heard of this movie but watched it on MGM HD because I was sick of watching the Olympics. I really liked it even though it dragged towards the end.
"Force 10 from Navarone" was on right after it so I DVR'ed it and I plan to watch it sometime this week.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/12/0807:59 AM
Couldn't sleep last night so I OnDemanded "High Fidelity"... been awhile since I had seen it. It was as agood as I remembered and Lisa Bonet is totally spankworthy.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/13/0802:13 PM
Quote: Willie, if you haven't seen it yet that john adams mini seies was amazing, giamatti was perfect for it.
Didn't you think it lost steam in the last couple of episodes? I thought the first 3 or 4 were excellent. Then it started to drag on and be less about the birth of a nation which is what I found most interesting.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/13/0802:18 PM
i thought it was good the whole way through, but.. to each his own really... i find the more personal story aspects intriguing...mind you my TV rarely leaves history/discovery channels with the exception of for movies or a few select shows, and news.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/13/0803:17 PM
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Didn't you think it lost steam in the last couple of episodes? I thought the first 3 or 4 were excellent. Then it started to drag on and be less about the birth of a nation which is what I found most interesting.
thought it was good the whole way through, but.. to each his own really... i find the more personal story aspects intriguing...mind you my TV rarely leaves history/discovery channels with the exception of for movies or a few select shows, and news.
Exactly. Here's a man, who for the good of the country he had a hand in creating, leaves behind his young family only to return to find them grown responsible adults in their own right.
That kind of sacrifice, among all the rest, would be unheard of today.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/13/0810:07 PM
Quote: Starship Troopers 3. Blah.
omg... love the fucking jesus propaganda bullshit there eh? "lets prey the bugs away...." ugh
I, however just got back from Tropic Thunder. I have not laughed that hard at a movie in a long time... Tom Cruise, as much as i hate that L.Ron loving bastard... almost steals the movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/13/0811:49 PM
"Captivity". Absolutely retarded movie. Rip-off of Saw, Scream, Hostel, Wolf Creek, whatever. Save your time and money, the chick from "24", Elisha Cuthbert, does nothing to save this total piece of shit.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/15/0810:37 AM
Quote: Last night I tried to watch "Diary of the dead". Complete garbage.
Dude what the fuck was that movie? I want a freaking zombie movie not a socio-political work. Throw a little social commentary into a flick if you want BUT make the movie entertaining. Total waste of time and money that movie
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/15/0810:41 AM
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omg... love the fucking jesus propaganda bullshit there eh? "lets prey the bugs away...." ugh
I, however just got back from Tropic Thunder. I have not laughed that hard at a movie in a long time... Tom Cruise, as much as i hate that L.Ron loving bastard... almost steals the movie.
I didn't mind the propaganda parts from the Starship Troopers movies, I understood them. But when you have big fucking robot suits I want to see them more than the last 20 minutes of the movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/15/0810:46 AM
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Dude what the fuck was that movie? I want a freaking zombie movie not a socio-political work. Throw a little social commentary into a flick if you want BUT make the movie entertaining. Total waste of time and money that movie
name a george romero film that ISNT a socio-political commentary.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/15/0802:22 PM
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Quote: Last night I tried to watch "Diary of the dead". Complete garbage.
Dude what the fuck was that movie? I want a freaking zombie movie not a socio-political work. Throw a little social commentary into a flick if you want BUT make the movie entertaining. Total waste of time and money that movie
name a george romero film that ISNT a socio-political commentary.
Yes but those others were entertaining horror flicks in their own right. This was only propaganda, it serverd no entertainment purpose. Big difference and why ultimately the movie Diary of the Dead fails big time.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/15/0811:23 PM
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Quote: Last night I tried to watch "Diary of the dead". Complete garbage.
Dude what the fuck was that movie? I want a freaking zombie movie not a socio-political work. Throw a little social commentary into a flick if you want BUT make the movie entertaining. Total waste of time and money that movie
name a george romero film that ISNT a socio-political commentary.
Yes but those others were entertaining horror flicks in their own right. This was only propaganda, it serverd no entertainment purpose. Big difference and why ultimately the movie Diary of the Dead fails big time.
yah, that and i think the style doesnt really work for romero's storytelling style. It was an experiment that ultimately was a failure... hopefully he can move on from it and finally make Diamond Dead! I'll ask him in Oct.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/16/0804:55 AM
Quote: Which Fog Monstar the original or the new one? Man i love the original but the new one is just a ball of ass I am asking because JC did the first but I am unsure if he had anything to do with the second.
I have the re-make dvd, just never got around to watching it yet... now it'll probably be longer....
Quote: Last night I tried to watch "Diary of the dead". Complete garbage.
I got assed out myself. i bought into that limited edition that was @ best buy that came with the Zen of Zombie book. man, I got jacked. even the book was lame.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/17/0809:54 PM
Went to see Tropic Thunder. It's a pretty funny movie. It had a lot of big laugh moments. Tom Cruise was just ok. I don't see why people are making a big deal out of his performance. Robert Downey Jr. was the star in my view.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/18/0809:50 AM
Quote: Zodiac with Jake Gyllenhaal. I wait till it comes out on dvd. I hate going to a theater and not hearing the movie because of others talking. And all the fucking pervs who keep on staring at me or sitting right next to me.
zodiacs a fuckin rad movie i got wet when he showed the girl by the lake his loaded gun
talking in theaters is rad- the kid in the row in front of me when i went to see zodiac with dirty was so funny he had me in stitches he kept saying shit like "no bitch, no" when someone was in zodiacs presence or jake gyllenhal went down to the basement with roger rabbit and it was hillarious it was like watching a flick with those robots from mystery science theater 3000
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/19/0802:11 AM
Quote: Hammer a movie with Adam Corolla and his Mexican friend- it was about boxing so I picked it up. I really liked it.
Oh shit...you just using the 'H' word reminded me of the last 'movie' (and I use that term lightly) I saw and then tried to erase from my memory...namely Hammer's return to film production under the guiding hand of the guy who gave the world 'Big Brother'.
It's called 'Beyond The Rave', and it's shot in an episodic format so as to be distributed via MySpace and mobile devices. It is pretty poor, to put it lightly.
There are twenty episodes in all, the first 18 of which are on YouTube, or you can get all twenty from the film's MySpace page, if you're a MySpace member.
Monstar, I know as a fellow Hammer enthusiast you will want to check this out, and I know my warning will go unheeded, but my advice to you is DON'T DO IT! You will end up somewhere between that weeping Indian advert and Johnny Depp in the last third of 'Once Upon A Time In Mexico'...it's that bad.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/19/0803:07 AM
no, i know. just from the pix i have seen i have turned a blind eye to it. it just looked like a crapfest.
to me, hammer died several decades ago.
on the positive side, R1 DVD goodness: October 14, Sony Home Entertainment will release ICONS OF HORROR: HAMMER FILMS which will contain the following Hammer Films classics: THE TWO FACES OF DR. JEKYLL, THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB, THE GORGON and SCREAM (TASTE) OF FEAR. Expect the set to include trailers and newly remastered transfers. The retail price is $24.96. Cover art and more details coming soon.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/19/0807:17 AM
Watched The Tripper from David Arquette last night. I t looked like a decent horror comedy at first but then i watched it. Oh well he still is mr. Courtney Cox
How can you screw up a movie about a killer chopping up hippies?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/20/0810:42 PM
oh boy, season two of dexter disappointed, big time. i kept thinking they were going somewhere with certain things and then they would do nothing with it. i don't want to ruin anything for you, but by the end it's just such a letdown. it's not like a season three of veronica mars deal where the show turns to complete shit, but it's not good.
sunday night we watched kind hearts and coronets. it was great.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/21/0806:45 AM
Quote: oh boy, season two of dexter disappointed, big time. i kept thinking they were going somewhere with certain things and then they would do nothing with it. i don't want to ruin anything for you, but by the end it's just such a letdown. it's not like a season three of veronica mars deal where the show turns to complete shit, but it's not good.
sunday night we watched kind hearts and coronets. it was great.
NO (about Dexter)...this saddens me...i should be getting season 2 from netflix this week and i was really looking forward to it...dammit
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/21/0810:02 AM
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Quote: oh boy, season two of dexter disappointed, big time. i kept thinking they were going somewhere with certain things and then they would do nothing with it. i don't want to ruin anything for you, but by the end it's just such a letdown. it's not like a season three of veronica mars deal where the show turns to complete shit, but it's not good.
sunday night we watched kind hearts and coronets. it was great.
NO (about Dexter)...this saddens me...i should be getting season 2 from netflix this week and i was really looking forward to it...dammit
Hey, I liked Season 2 of Dexter just as much as the 1st. You WILL dig it. Don't worry, you're in for a good time!!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/21/0809:01 PM
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Quote: oh boy, season two of dexter disappointed, big time. i kept thinking they were going somewhere with certain things and then they would do nothing with it. i don't want to ruin anything for you, but by the end it's just such a letdown. it's not like a season three of veronica mars deal where the show turns to complete shit, but it's not good.
sunday night we watched kind hearts and coronets. it was great.
NO (about Dexter)...this saddens me...i should be getting season 2 from netflix this week and i was really looking forward to it...dammit
Yeah Season 2 wasn't as good as 1, but Im looking forward to 3.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/24/0810:04 PM
^^ yeah, got sucked into that one myself.
Recently watched:
Otis: Not bad. A nice parody-ish of torture porn (see hostel, turistas, funny games, ad nauseam...) but a quick abrupt ending killed (pun intended) the movie. other flaws include the main character being semi-absent, BUT the other actors kept the momentum.
Semi-Pro: pretty damn funny. i wanna shoot will ferrell but props. there were a lot of funny moments.
Postal: I was actually surprised i found this one amusing. I think Uwe Boll sucks but i do love me some dave foley.
funny games: I really wanted to like this movie, i really did. what I had read about it before hand seemed out of the box and a fresh approach, but damn did it fall short. there were some shocking hardcore moments (which credit is due; happen slightly off screen, giving a nice implied terror touch) I really dug that but. You gotta give me a story. I actually cared about the characters and ended up NOT caring about them by the end. This is a remake (done by the original director no less) and I am curious to give that a whirl to see contrast a man's vision from a decade ago.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/25/0801:03 AM
"ALIENS" (1986)
Does it ever get old?? Drinking beer, smoking a fatty bombatty. whatever, What a goddamn GREAT flick with the lights out and a shitload of vices, legalor illegal,Kick-ass.
it was on vs. a couple days back. loved it as a kid, but it's really really really bad. terrible acting and sloppy action sequences. pure 80's cinematic garbage, but I'd watch it again if it's re-aired.
I didn't know till this recent re-watch that the brunette chick from "weird science" is in it. not kelly lebrock, the other brunette chick, the one from the guys' high school with the blond friend. she looked good.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/27/0802:37 PM
"The Tenant". A decent film starring pre-fugitive Roman Polanski. One annoying thing: the movie is set in Paris, yet there is not a single French person in the movie.
it was on vs. a couple days back. loved it as a kid, but it's really really really bad. terrible acting and sloppy action sequences. pure 80's cinematic garbage, but I'd watch it again if it's re-aired.
I'm currently on a garbage cinema kick. Watched No Retreat No Surrender and No Retreat No Surrender 2: Raging Thunder (still need to watch the third). I was very excited to see Cynthia Rothrock in the 2nd one (which btw is much worse than the first. Actually the 2nd one pretty much even changes genres).
I also watched Insatiable Wives which had even worse acting than the previous 2 films but at least made up by having nudity every 2 minutes and an incredibly juvenile and predictable script.
A few months back I caught Fugitive Mind with Michael Dudikoff which surprisingly, apart from the overacting and stupid plot, wasn't all that bad.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/27/0805:00 PM
Had a lot of spare time on my hands lately so seen quite a few flicks:
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Not very good but not nearly as bad as most fan bois are saying.
Tropic Thunder - Not nearly as funny as I had heard but I watched it alone and I always feel comedies are funnier with a group of people.
The X-Files: I Want to Believe - Basically an extended episode of the series and a bad episode at that.
Postal - Pretty fuckin' funny... who'da thunk that Uwe Boll could make a good film?
Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden? - Pretty interesting. The thread that ties everyone together on this planet? WWE Wrestling [spoileralert] He doesn't find him [/spoileralert]
Dead and Gone - Marketed as a mix of David Lynch and Evil Dead... I don't think so folks.
Felon - Just a typical prison flick... nothing special.
Calvaire - Got a lot of hype from horror web-sites but it was pretty boring and was more stupid than it was disturbing.
Speed Racer - Stupid but kinda fun
Recount - I'm Canadian and it even made me angry
Get Smart - Pretty good for a TV remake. I want more Hymie. Warburton can do no wrong.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/27/0805:23 PM
Batman: Dark Knight
I know I've been away and there were probably threads about this movie alone, but holy shit what a good movie! I've seen it twice now in theater, I can't remember the last time I did that. Maybe it was Ice Pirates
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/27/0807:43 PM
Quote: Mission Impossible 3. I love Maggie Q. That's the best thing I can say about it. I skipped the second film, should I make an attempt to watch it?
I liked MI:II, it was a good summer popcorn flick.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/28/0812:59 AM
Return of the Living Dead, on the big screen. The director, Dan O'Bannon, and a lot of the cast & crew were there to do a nifty Q & A afterward. great stuff.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/28/0802:36 AM
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Quote: Mission Impossible 3. I love Maggie Q. That's the best thing I can say about it. I skipped the second film, should I make an attempt to watch it?
I liked MI:II, it was a good summer popcorn flick.
MI:2 is overlong, bloated, and simply not that good...Face/Off was John Woo's nadir in Hollywood. After that, it's been downhill all the way unfortunately, although sometimes he puts out something vaguely passable (Hard Target, Broken Arrow, Paycheck).
The only good thing about MI:2 is that the shooting overrun meant that Dougray Scott could not play Wolverine in X-Men, meaning Hugh Jackman got the part instead. The movie gods work in mysterious ways...
I am also a fan of Maggie Q...such a shame no racy pics of her turned up in the infamous Edison Chen laptop scandal. But Maggie Q or not, MI:3 is way better than MI:2. That's not to say it's great, just that it is better than MI:2 by a long fucking way...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/28/0803:23 AM
Little Darlings!!!! That was the bomb. I was so into that movie when I was a little girl. I love Tatum O'Neil's character. My parents kept asking, "Um, don't you wanna see Star Wars?' They told me later it was because they were worried I would grow up to be a total lesbo.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/28/0810:51 AM
Quote: Little Darlings!!!! That was the bomb. I was so into that movie when I was a little girl. I love Tatum O'Neil's character. My parents kept asking, "Um, don't you wanna see Star Wars?' They told me later it was because they were worried I would grow up to be a total lesbo.
hit it up miss j...
Saturday August 30
Little Darlings
1980, 96 min
New Beverly Cinema
7165 W Beverly Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90036
Midnight, $7
I love this movie and can't say enough good things about it.
Wow...I just read about this film last night in 'Making Movies On Your Own' by Kevin J. Lindenmuth. Ronnie Cramer is one of the featured interviewees...I might just have to check this flick out!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/29/0804:22 PM
Doomsday, i was not happy with it. I thought it might be pretty good but was disappointed severely. Mix Mad Max, Escape from NY and 28 days later together and set it in Scotland but without any soul and this is what you will end up with.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/29/0807:52 PM
Quote: Doomsday, i was not happy with it. I thought it might be pretty good but was disappointed severely. Mix Mad Max, Escape from NY and 28 days later together and set it in Scotland but without any soul and this is what you will end up with.
I had to watch it for... work purposes.
I thought it had its strong points, but definitely its weak points... if you get rid of the captain britannia super heroine and that whole plot point you have a fun movie. Plus... Malcolm McDowell! But... I was able to find some scene i really enjoyed, so my work was fruitful.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/31/0808:21 AM
Syriana, finally watched it. Well sort of, I couldn't get more than half way through this flick. Incredibly boring after the first 5 minutes. Bunch of oil jerks in suits making deals and shady agreements. The sentiment behind the movie is admirable but please enclose your propaganda in an entertaining movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/01/0804:44 PM
Brotherhood of the Wolf ( again), new edition came out this week in USA. I like this flick, even looking past the frenchies , good action, sets, costumes, story and a guy that sort of can pass for an indian playing the indian role.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/01/0808:28 PM
Quote: Brotherhood of the Wolf ( again), new edition came out this week in USA. I like this flick, even looking past the frenchies , good action, sets, costumes, story and a guy that sort of can pass for an indian playing the indian role.
hahah watched that last night too... i love that movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/02/0812:43 AM
Quote: Brotherhood of the Wolf ( again), new edition came out this week in USA. I like this flick, even looking past the frenchies , good action, sets, costumes, story and a guy that sort of can pass for an indian playing the indian role.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/02/0807:28 AM
I rewatched Underworld 1 and 2. I love those flicks. Kate B. and Vampires vs. Werrewolves = win. This also got me in a vampire mood so tonight I am rewatching Blade.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/03/0805:38 PM
speaking of italian horror.... funny note from my disney obsession.
in the 1930’s American horror films were suppressed in Italy by the Mussolini regime, but Snow White despite its very dark elements was allowed through and served to scar and of course inspire the youth of Italia. So... flash forward to when those children grew up, and Snow Whites run through the forest is replicated in Bava’s Black Sunday (1960) and Dario Argento’s Suspiria (1977).
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/04/0803:07 PM
Quote: I love those flicks MK, really creepy stuff. Demons is another Euro horror that i like
I have a Demons DVD, but I haven't watched it yet. Someone told me it was allot like The Evil Dead.
Not to derail this thread, but I notice that my attachments don't post as a picture in the thread. I'm not use to this type of board. The others boards I've posted on, always had a way to upload a photo directly from my computer, into the thread. How do you post pictures in threads on this forum? Without using another site such as photobucket.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/04/0803:18 PM
Quote: of course... its fucking argento... how can you go wrong.
Speaking of which... Mother of Tears, the third mother of the trilogy (suspiria, inferno) is out now. AMAZING. and it stars Asia
I'm looking forward to seeing that. I hear the gore in that movie is pretty good. I liked Suspiria but I would have liked it more if the blood didn't look orange.
I have Phenomena and Trauma, but I haven't watched them yet.
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/04/0803:28 PM
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Not to derail this thread, but I notice that my attachments don't post as a picture in the thread. I'm not use to this type of board. The others boards I've posted on, always had a way to upload a photo directly from my computer, into the thread. How do you post pictures in threads on this forum? Without using another site such as photobucket.
You see the link that says "Attachment" at the top of your new post? Click it. It will open in the same window/tab. Then physically copy the URL in the address bar once it's open. Now hit the back button, go back to your post and click "Edit." Paste the URL you copied between two image tags. Example:
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/04/0804:54 PM
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Not to derail this thread, but I notice that my attachments don't post as a picture in the thread. I'm not use to this type of board. The others boards I've posted on, always had a way to upload a photo directly from my computer, into the thread. How do you post pictures in threads on this forum? Without using another site such as photobucket.
You see the link that says "Attachment" at the top of your new post? Click it. It will open in the same window/tab. Then physically copy the URL in the address bar once it's open. Now hit the back button, go back to your post and click "Edit." Paste the URL you copied between two image tags. Example:
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/08/0805:36 AM
"Mystery, Alaska", I had only see parts of this movie on cable before but I watched the whole thing start to finish the other day.
It should have been way better than it was, first off Russell Crowe looked horrible in any of the hockey scenes, and Burt Reynolds just mails in his performance. The movie was rated R due to a lot of swearing and there was really no need for it, totally seemed out of place.
Also in my mind the fictional town of Mystery, Alaska = the town Sarah Palin was mayor of.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/11/0809:42 AM
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I went to the theatre to see this when I was 9 years old, they handed out vomit bags in the theatre. It was awesome, they ripped tounges out like crazy.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/11/0809:57 AM
Quote: The last movie I watched was Bloodsport. It was on Versus last night and I couldn't bring myself to change the channel.
It is cheesy as hell... but so fucking awesome at the same time and I can't explain why.
What are you talking about? That movie is the shit. His idiotic hick friend constantly crashing cans of bud on his head and the overbearing acting from that pre-requisite love interest with overzealous hair is what 80s classics are all about.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/11/0805:04 PM
Diary of the Dead - it was as bad as people said it was supposed to be. I can't believe George Romero kept his name on this crap. I'd be fighting in court trying to keep my name from appearing in it.What was he thinking?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/11/0806:23 PM
Quote: What are you talking about? That movie is the shit. His idiotic hick friend constantly crashing cans of bud on his head and the overbearing acting from that pre-requisite love interest with overzealous hair is what 80s classics are all about.
BTW: do you know this turned in 4 sequals?
I wasn't putting the movie down. It was awesome... just super cheesy and particularly the beginning with the young version of Frank Dux. It made for some good laughs, though.
I know of the sequals. Wasn't Jean-Claude killed in one of the sequals... in the first few minutes? Didn't that guy who played Cody on the show Step by Step take over for him? Or... was that a different martial-arts film franchise.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/11/0809:49 PM
The African Queen. I love the scene where Hepburn/Rosey pours out Bogey's/Charlie's alcohol. The way he pathetically pleads for her to stop always cracks me up.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/12/0809:15 PM
Quote: The African Queen. I love the scene where Hepburn/Rosey pours out Bogey's/Charlie's alcohol. The way he pathetically pleads for her to stop always cracks me up.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/13/0809:11 PM
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I went to the theatre to see this when I was 9 years old, they handed out vomit bags in the theatre. It was awesome, they ripped tounges out like crazy.
I was 9 years old when I saw it at the drive-in. I think the movie was lost for years, and then finally restored and put to DVD in 2004. The picture quality is good.
It's not as brutal as some of the movies that are out now, but it was gory for it's time. People with weaker stomachs would still have trouble watching it today.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/16/0808:36 AM
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Just watched that. It was ok. I started to itch a lot afterward though.
The Mist Not bad. I expected a bad 'The Fog' rip-off because I was unfamiliar with the Stephen King story and just by the looks of it, it could have been just that. But it wasn't (if anything more of a cloverfield vibe. but not in the way it was filmed, but if you check it out you'll get what i mean.)
coming off of 'Bug' it's getting kinda annoying, these movies where events happen but are not fully explained, only hinted at. bah.
Next Avengers Why was this even made? There are so much more worthier superhero shit to do than this. The only cool thing is the Hulk.
Baby Mama crap. I dig Dax Shepard but this is crap.
The Promotion More crap. Sticking your hand down a running garbage disposal is more entertaining than this.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/16/0805:05 PM
Just watched "Shoot 'Em Up"...it's like one of those clips on Youtube where some kid decides to edit together all of his favourite bits from The Matrix and The Transporter to make a little music video for some crappy nu-metal band. Only this one cost millions of dollars.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/16/0808:49 PM
Quote: New show on FX "Anarchy", pretty fucking good.
Sons of Anarchy, That is a pretty good show but then again I am a sucker for biker shows and movies. I liked the canadian mini series The Last Chapter a little better, Micheal Ironsides > the beast Ron Pearlman
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/18/0807:47 AM
Burn After Reading was by far my favorite movie of the year...I've read some bad reviews and all of the bad reviews say that Brad Pitt was the best part---bullshit! He was definitely the weakest part...Cohen Brothers are incredible...
Oh and An American Crime --disturbing...it's based on the nonfiction book The Basement...depressing!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/18/0802:10 PM
Quote: An American Crime --disturbing...it's based on the nonfiction book The Basement...depressing!
I plan to check that out. I've already seen The Girl Next Door, which was based on that crime. Some things were changed from the real life story, but for the most part, it told the story.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/20/0807:22 PM
"American Hardcore."
Pluses: props to Black Flag and Minor Threat; using a U.S. map graphic to demonstrate that a network of support existed, and each city (worth its while) had a flag-bearer (e.g. Portland = Poison Idea).
Minuses: 95% of hardcore sucked; no Dead Kennedys (fucking give Jello a mic, and half of your movie is made), no Husker Du, no Minutemen.
Interesting theory/sound bite: Reagan's first term birthed hardcore; Reagan's second term killed it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/24/0801:55 AM
fucking great!!! is a brazilian movie, no guys no trannies or nacho there. Elite Squad in english, think saw the trailer in apple but you can find it in portuguese with english subs
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/28/0809:51 PM
To Die For is on again, American Psycho again, The Breakfast Club again, Romeo Must Die again , Strange Days again, Evan Almighty again, Black Christmas (old one and it sucked) again, Time Warner is so fucking laughing at me and my $140.00 a month for this fucking bullshit.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/28/0810:39 PM
people have been posting on here about "cocaine cowboys" for a while. it was on earlier so I gave it a go. it was really interesting and entertaining. I'd recommend it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/29/0810:57 AM
Inside Man, A Spike Lee Joint ( as they say) with my boy Denzel Washington. I really liked it and Lee did an excellent job making an entertaining flick. No propaganda that smacks you over the head just a good entertaining movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/29/0808:39 PM
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ugh, pulled the pin less than half way through..
Huge suckyness, what a fucking disappointment after all that hype, glad I didnt pay for it though. I got it as a gift on a copy from a directors copy. I wouldnt of even paid the 10.00 for the dvd.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/29/0811:59 PM
Do's Final Exit: recorded days before Heaven's Gate members went aboard a spaceship that was hiding behind Comet Hale-Bopp.
Basically 2 hours of this dude rambling on and on about why he's some space age son of GOD and how all his members are space cruising Star Trek type nerds. Then the nerds get an opportunity to chime in before watching this dude ramble on a little bit more.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/04/0811:14 AM
Excellent fucking documentary on NWA (Chris Rock being the Narrator, great voice for it) - the most dangerous group in the world. Last nite on VH1, from 11pm til 12:30 pm, very interesting, raw and I highly suggest if you appreciate NWA check it out if you can find it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/04/0805:00 PM
Columbia House got tired of me not buying any more DVDs, so they gave me an offer to "rejoin."
Bought 10 DVDs for $43, so I'll be busy for awhile.
Eastern Promises, The Lives of Others, etc.
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/04/0805:42 PM
Quote: the most dangerous group in the world.
Paul Schaffer might disagree with that.
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/04/0805:46 PM
Quote: Columbia House got tired of me not buying any more DVDs, so they gave me an offer to "rejoin."
Bought 10 DVDs for $43, so I'll be busy for awhile.
Eastern Promises, The Lives of Others, etc.
I've had 300 from netflix sitting on my desk for the last several weeks. Been too busy with a project to get to it. Now that I'm done with it, I might get to it tonight. I only joined to watch In Bruges in the first place.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/04/0805:49 PM
Quote: Excellent fucking documentary on NWA (Chris Rock being the Narrator, great voice for it) - the most dangerous group in the world. Last nite on VH1, from 11pm til 12:30 pm, very interesting, raw and I highly suggest if you appreciate NWA check it out if you can find it.
I'm revealing a lot about my age and my musical tastes here. Am I the only one that read this and thought what in the hell is Chris Rock doing narrating a National Wrestling Alliance documentary and why in the hell is it on VH-1?
I did not know what to expect with this film, I don't know if it was the herb I was smoking or what, but I really enjoyed this, the music was just right for my mood, great film, and a realistic ending that shows; sometimes two people can't be together, even though they were meant to be.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/06/0810:16 AM
I loved Iron Man but it was totally due to Robert Downey Jrs performance. He made the flick, any other actor and it would have been just another superhero movie.
I did not know what to expect with this film, I don't know if it was the herb I was smoking or what, but I really enjoyed this, the music was just right for my mood, great film, and a realistic ending that shows; sometimes two people can't be together, even though they were meant to be.
Oddly enough I just saw that movie. It was weeeird. I think it's a fucked up movie just the situations they are in. The music was ok. I think I was sober when I saw it. I must say I enjoyed the akwardness of their "friendship". It reminded me of all my past relationships and how they were in the begining. Slightly uncomfortable but so exciting. Good movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/07/0807:15 PM
Watched RocknRolla today. Ummm not exactly Richie's come back but a few performances that I did like- Tom Wilkinson and (surprisingly) Thandie Newton. The rest was just all over the place and I couldn't help feeling that I've seen this film before.
Next I watched El Santo El Enmascarado De Plata Vs. Los Secuestradores . This is pretty much the greatest film I've watched all week. Rossy Mendoza bares an uncanny resemblance to Veronica Castro in the late 80s. El G: do you know the whereabouts of Ms. Mendoza today?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/07/0807:48 PM
I just watched M Night's movie "The Happening." I. LOVED. IT. However, I just went to imdb and everyone there says it's garbage. Maybe I have bad taste, but this movie haunted the fuuuuck outta me. If anyone's seen it, lemme know what you think.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/07/0808:00 PM
Ohhh I wanna see that Chilled, it looks really good, I just saw a trailer last nite and it's been on my mind today, glad to hear someones review on it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/07/0808:33 PM
Quote: Watched RocknRolla today. Ummm not exactly Richie's come back but a few performances that I did like- Tom Wilkinson and (surprisingly) Thandie Newton. The rest was just all over the place and I couldn't help feeling that I've seen this film before.
Loop Snatch and Lock, Stock are 2 of my favorite flicks, how does the new one compare? I found his last one to be total crap.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/07/0809:10 PM
Quote: I just watched M Night's movie "The Happening." I. LOVED. IT. However, I just went to imdb and everyone there says it's garbage. Maybe I have bad taste, but this movie haunted the fuuuuck outta me. If anyone's seen it, lemme know what you think.
I hated it. I also hate M. Night Shyamalan- personally. I watched this movie so my hate can be validated. Did you watch Lady in the Water? Did anyone? OMG that was bad. I've never seen a film try so hard in my life. It was worse than Nightfall and that's the worst film of all time.
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Loop Snatch and Lock, Stock are 2 of my favorite flicks, how does the new one compare? I found his last one to be total crap.
It's a little bit like Revolver trying to be Snatch, with really awkward moments where you start wondering exactly whether this is even the film you started off seeing or one you've already seen. I've not really been a Ritchie fan since the Lock Stock television series died off so he's another chap I'm not exactly feeling.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/08/0812:11 AM
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Kind of ironic that Hyde would be watching a film directed by some guy who's on the run from US authorities for having sexual relations with a minor, don't you think?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/08/0804:25 AM
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I hated it. I also hate M. Night Shyamalan- personally. I watched this movie so my hate can be validated. Did you watch Lady in the Water? Did anyone? OMG that was bad. I've never seen a film try so hard in my life. It was worse than Nightfall and that's the worst film of all time.
just watched "the crappening" last night. what kind of fuckery WAS THAT? i had wanted to see this SO BAD last summer... i love mark wahlberg (shut up), but he was horrible in this horrible movie. did anyone see that SNL skit last weekend, starring andy samberg (?) as wahlberg? well, this movie could/should have been called "mark wahlberg talks to plants." zooey deschanel played perhaps the most unlikable, obnoxious character in the history of cinema. i had read the reviews, so i was expecting a C movie... but i'd give it a D-. if zooey's character would have done me a favor and killed herself --painfully-- i would have given it a D. of course my husband loooved it, so i couldn't turn it off and watch the season 5 finale on 'x files'. bitch.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/08/0811:37 AM
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I'm surprised you didn't watch the V.I.P Edition. For what it's worth though the casting of Liz (Fsck off) Berkley, Gina (mmmmmmm) Gershon, Rena (slurp) Riffel and Kyle (uberhunk) Maclachlan was one of the best things that film had going for it. The hot tub scene remains one of the sexiest things put to celluloid.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/09/0809:23 AM
Quote: Coffy w/Pam Grier 1973, fabulous tits.
Hey I peeped that shit too. On IFC right? I loved the part where some white guy was harassing Grier and she goes "Hey leave me alone. Somebody help!" and a black cop comes and tells him to leave calling him then goes "those crazy white folk."
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/09/0802:07 PM
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I'm surprised you didn't watch the V.I.P Edition. For what it's worth though the casting of Liz (Fsck off) Berkley, Gina (mmmmmmm) Gershon, Rena (slurp) Riffel and Kyle (uberhunk) Maclachlan was one of the best things that film had going for it. The hot tub scene remains one of the sexiest things put to celluloid.
Google didn’t have the photo (graphics) for the VIP Edition...so I just used that one....but do have the "boxed set"....nice shot glasses and a deck of cards came with....
So the movie holds two titles.....
Biggest NC-17 MPAA rated flick to Flop and also Biggest grossing NC-17 MPAA rated ever made.....but I think the MGM brass didn’t like the flop part of the two.
It’s also funny that Rena Riffel did not only showgirls but striptease as well!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/09/0807:17 PM
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Hey I peeped that shit too. On IFC right? I loved the part where some white guy was harassing Grier and she goes "Hey leave me alone. Somebody help!" and a black cop comes and tells him to leave calling him then goes "those crazy white folk."
YES IFC...they show amazing shit, 2 night ago another of my fave "The Pope of Greenwich Village, love that one very very much, near and dear to my heart, I stalked Eric Roberts when he made that. He lived on W 47th St. at the time. I loved Eric back in the day then he became a hasbeen but he's always been very handsome IMO. But his ex wife Cunningham answered the door. He wasn't home, but I stole his TV Guide.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/10/0808:31 PM
"Eastern Promises"-a perfect, little movie. Cronenberg, Viggo, Naomi Watts, bloody (all knives, no guns), Russian gangsters...Viggo's naked fight scene in the sauna lived up to the hype. "Good Night, and Good Luck"-disappointingly sterile; I learned nothing new; there's probably a documentary or two that could provide more oomph.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/12/0801:21 PM
I just saw Forrest Gump for the 10353245 time and now that I'm older I realized what a fucked up movie it was. Jenny was such a whore and Forrest well, I dunno. Can someone please tell me what the fuck is wrong with him?...
Also I couldn't stop thinking about Lt. Dan's new legs and how I thought it was the grossest thing ever as a kid.
The most fucked up thing is that Jenny let Forest miss out on the first 5-6 years of his son's childhood. And when she tells him his name is Forrest like his daddy he says "his daddy's name is Forrest too?"...Clueless...Fucked up, fucked up movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/13/0805:06 PM
You Don't Mess With The Zohan. The girlfriend laughed from start to finish, while I wept internally and cursed my decision to not only place it on my Netflix queue but to place it at the top.
Quote: 40-Year-Old-Virgin.
Above average. It's a Rom Com with male-friendly flourishes.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/15/0810:58 AM
More or less a Mexican version of Phantom of the Opera although a little different from your usual Santo flicks that moves along at a, surprisingly, plodding pace.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/15/0811:59 AM
Quote: More or less a Mexican version of Phantom of the Opera although a little different from your usual Santo flicks that moves along at a, surprisingly, plodding pace.
i think you would like this one loopnode
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/15/0812:11 PM
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Doroteo_Arango: I actually have seen that film, although a long time ago. If you enjoyed that, you might want to peep this. I found it a little disturbing at times but the music is probably the most beautiful I've ever heard- and so too are some of the performances (no fancy). I'd probably kill to have the soundtrack.
BTW: this might be a stupid question, but do you know where I can buy some early Lucia Mendez soaps (preferably dubbed).
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/15/0802:09 PM
they have every mexican soap you can think on dvd at this point...they sell them at flea markets and blockbuster...real cheap...just Lucia Mendez???...i dont mind paying 200 pesos if you really like them...what about the shipping?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/16/0812:25 AM
You need to start watching India soap operas...whenever someone says anything vaguely shocking, you get a crack of lightning sound effect, then multiple high speed whip-pans or zoom-ins of every character in the scene reacting, both left and right with a kind of whooshing sound effect. Added to this is the constantly bizarre and totally needless camera moves, as if the cameraman is tweaking throughout the shoot. It's like it was directed by the people who did Max Headroom, while they were on a massive speed binge. Suffice to say, if you are epileptic or suffer from any kind of seizures or vertigo, this stuff is guaranteed to set you off!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/16/0810:36 AM
Watched "Almost Famous" last night on OnDemand...
It has probably been my favorite movie since I saw it in the theater when it came out. I honestly think I fall in love with Kate Hudson everytime I watch it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/16/0808:10 PM
Quote: Watched "Almost Famous" last night on OnDemand...
It has probably been my favorite movie since I saw it in the theater when it came out. I honestly think I fall in love with Kate Hudson everytime I watch it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/18/0801:17 AM
That double DVD with the original version of 'Elephant' is a sweet deal...they played both versions of 'Elephant' back to back on TV a little while back. There's just a whole sequence of people just turning up somewhere and shooting someone, no dialogue whatsoever.
Also, it should be noted that both movies were directed by Alan Clarke, not Alan Parker as I previously suggested.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/18/0801:43 AM
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Yes, Frodo is a Hammer (West Ham United fan), joining other showbiz luminaries such as Russell Brand, Peta Todd, Steve Harris of Iron Maiden, John Cleese, Keira Knightley, and of course their number one fan Ray Winstone...which I would guess also means both his daughters are Hammers too. Oh, and some bloke called Barack Obama too, apparently.
Also, while we're on the subject of football hooligans, you might also want to check out 'Cass', the biopic of Cass Pennant who was a key member of West Ham's notorious ICF or 'Inter City Firm'. He writes books on football hooliganism and acts as a consultant now, and I'm pretty sure Frodo met up with him in preparation for his role in 'Green Street' (as it is known over here), and Pennant has a cameo role in 'Green Street' too, no less.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/18/0803:23 AM
I saw 'Green Street...' before it was publically released. It was just called Holligans back then. Awesome movie. Great adrenalyne rush and, for you girls, some hot ass motherfuckers in there.
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/18/0808:46 AM
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/18/0808:49 AM
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So how was it? I'm not much of a Stone fan, but with material like this, it would be hard to go wrong.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/18/0811:30 AM
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and Viva Las Vegas (love Annie in that).
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/18/0801:33 PM
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So how was it? I'm not much of a Stone fan, but with material like this, it would be hard to go wrong.
I thought he was going to skewer him more then he did.....But he was more gentler to daddy (Bush 41/I)...did a little conspiratory theory on Iraq (2) but I was left with what everyone knows today.....
Can’t really put an ending to a "sitting (LAME in more ways then one) Duck" president. Although he made him out to look more "foolish" then any other person in the Bush family. BTW….WhereTF is Jeb Bush? He’s the last of ‘em……I suppose waiting till Barrack gets elected….doesn’t deliver on what he promised……does not get re nominated by his party in 2012…..thus giving this prognosticator a ticket of R- BUSH Jeb vs. D-CLINTON Hillary……and just when you thought thrill rides at theme parks were fun……I can’t wait!
Don’t go there……I already know would make for seriously shitty film critic.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/18/0807:31 PM
Took the girlfriend to see this. Very annoying film though Eugene Hutz was charming of sorts. We saw Paula Abdul there with some guy who was dressed like a male Vegas show dancer and some other attention whores that I can't remember; probably her entourage or the entire cast of some reality show.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/19/0812:35 AM
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I went to see W. last night. It was pretty good. Oliver Stone is basically saying that W. has some daddy issues. Kind of a weak theory, but still an entertaining movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/19/0809:01 AM
From Russia with Love
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/19/0811:20 AM
Bond 8: AKA: Live and Let Die...Roger Moore classic first attempt at the role Ian Fleming penned. It gave thousands of pseudo drug dealers the chance to learn the first hit is FREE….then the next one will be your mortgage payment! I also only hold it in high regard since the producers Broccoli and Saltzman. Allowed Wings to do the title song. Another one of those songs that has been forever covered and used in karaoke bars endlessly.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/19/0812:23 PM
Quote: Bond 8: AKA: Live and Let Die...
I think I can quote the entire film word for word. I used to watch this many times as a kid- mostly because of Solitaire, but I also liked that black chick with the fro. She looked like the quintessential ebony chick you'd see on Drum.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/19/0803:06 PM
Another two today:
1. Captivity (2007) - Meh. This could have been done much, much better. Story was OK, but everything else mediocre. Except Elisha Cuthbert, who has very nice tits.
2. The Hoax (2006) - This was nice. Not outstanding, but entertaining. Somewhat based on true events; Wiki has a whole page dedicated to it. If you have time, watch it. Gere is in good shape and Alfred Molina has a great supporting role.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/19/0803:10 PM
Just finished watching a bootleg of Pineapple Express. The quality was pretty poor but it was pretty funny. Still preferred Superbad and Knocked Up, though.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/19/0809:36 PM
I'm still technically watching this (about to watch the last one). I actually quite enjoy it. Apart from the overly far-fetched cop eluding, Bourne's photographic memory and ability to detect intrusion before it happens it's pretty entertaining shit. I also thought the 2nd Bourne film was extremely short- or maybe it was just that action packed. Time for the third installment.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/20/0801:49 AM
Religulous: Pretty disappointed with it. The editing was all over the place and the use of low-quality stock footage got really tired after the third or fourth time (with about 40 random Jesus film scenes thrown in).
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/20/0811:33 AM
I'm not sure how much this really counts as a movie but I watched a 1961 US Army training film about how to conduct a basic autopsy.
It was full of graphic disgustingness and showed a real autopsy from start to finish.
EDIT: To say that if anyone would like to see this also they should just PM me and ask about it. I know some of you are into gore films (Guinea Pig) and this real autopsy video beats all as for as gore.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/20/0808:59 PM
This movie started out good. But then had a happy ending. Horror movies with happy endings always suck in my opinion. I'm tired of the unrealistic girl power endings, too. Hollywood sucks these days, and I don't know if they'll ever get it right, again. I'm glad there's still foreign horror flicks to turn to...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/22/0803:13 AM
Mainstream superhero double feature the last two nights:
Iron Man: Saw it in theaters, enjoyed it much more at home a second time. Caught a few more jokes this time and found the action sequences held up better on a second viewing.
The Incredible Hulk: Skipped it in theaters, Hulk looked much faker compared to the Ang Lee one, but this story kept up a bit more. The final Hulk/Abomination fight ended kinda lame. Not sure how I feel on an Avengers movie as hinted...the CG in Iron Man rocked while this one left a bit to be desired.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/22/0802:16 PM
"The Foot Fist Way".
I was disappointed... although the skewering of strip mall martial arts instructors was dead on the money it was not as funny as I thought it was going to be and the ending fell completely flat.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/22/0808:02 PM
Hookers at the Point (by Brent Owens) for the 100th fucking time, I swear HBO plays those shows over and fucking over and me like a jerkoff keeps on watching them, I know them by heart, it's sad.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/24/0806:56 AM
This was scary, but kind of fizzled near the end...it was more about the suspense than the violence.
This was a great black comedy/love story about people who kill themselves and then wind up in purgatory...which is pretty much the same as our world, but with a few odd differences. Also, TOM WAITS is in it and he's awesome.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/25/0804:22 PM
Quote: The Invisible - Meh. Half-baked.
i cannot explain it, but i really liked that movie! half-baked, maybe even one-third baked, but i still cried at the end when nick met up with annie's little brother at the park. sob. but yeah, kind of stupid fucking movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/25/0805:40 PM
Death Proof
A wasted opportunity...overlong periods of not much happening and characters you don't care about. Has no third act, and Rosario Dawson's hair was doing nothing for her.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/28/0810:26 PM
2001: A Space Odyssey.
Well, I was following it pretty well...up until the point where Dave shut of H.A.L. After that, there were some trippy visuals and then Dave ends up in some sort of space-age retirement home? I dunno, the ending sorta' threw me off.
Still, if anyone can explain... I will appreciate it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/29/0806:46 AM
Quote: 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Well, I was following it pretty well...up until the point where Dave shut of H.A.L. After that, there were some trippy visuals and then Dave ends up in some sort of space-age retirement home? I dunno, the ending sorta' threw me off.
Still, if anyone can explain... I will appreciate it.
Read Clarke's book, the middle 1/3 or so Kubrick completely skipped over in the movie. If that is too much trouble then think of everything after the acid trip as man's next step up the evolutionary ladder.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/29/0808:59 PM
Quote: Read Clarke's book, the middle 1/3 or so Kubrick completely skipped over in the movie. If that is too much trouble then think of everything after the acid trip as man's next step up the evolutionary ladder.
Thanks...I've never read the book so maybe that will clear things up. Also... I think I just got your av.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/31/0804:59 PM
Die Hard IV: Live free or die hard.
Once in a while, I watch this kind of flicks. The Die Hard movies are a favorite in this genre. Bruce Willis is great. And yes, it's completely over the top and unbelievable at times, but still. Yippie Ka Yee!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/31/0806:08 PM
Quote: Die Hard IV: Live free or die hard.
Once in a while, I watch this kind of flicks. The Die Hard movies are a favorite in this genre. Bruce Willis is great. And yes, it's completely over the top and unbelievable at times, but still. Yippie Ka Yee!
Over the top - you mean you didn't buy it when Bruce was doing jumping jacks and somersaults on top of his personal jungle gym that was the moving fighter jet?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/02/0806:42 AM
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
It was funny, Katie Morgan did a good job and Traci Lords was useless. They filmed it around some of my old Pittsburgh stomping grounds so that was cool.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/02/0808:30 PM
Quote: Zack and Miri Make a Porno
It was funny, Katie Morgan did a good job and Traci Lords was useless. They filmed it around some of my old Pittsburgh stomping grounds so that was cool.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/03/0812:32 PM
Gay folks have a strange outlook on things and supposedly this all homo cast is not supposed to be gay but a "gang that nonetheless are sexually active with each other"- good one. Basically an excuse to make gay porn and masquerade the entire thing with some sort of political statement.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/07/0809:23 PM
Was sick and took a couple of days off work (four-day weekend!) and watched:
Grindhouse (fast forwarded through most of the Deathproof section as I had already seen that separately) Knocked Up The Lives of Others The Last King of Scotland Felon
"Felon" was accidentally (?) tossed in to my 10-DVD reup with Columbia House and was surprisingly okay. Prison pic with Stephen Dorff, Val Kilmer (bad ass) and Harold Perrineau.
IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1117385/) gives it a 7.9, and though low budget, appeared convincingly detailed in some of the routines in high-security prisons (except for, of course, the over-arching plot line of a "bad" guard allowing Gladiator-type activities amongst the inmates).
Was a little disappointed in "The Lives of Others" which was very highly-ranked (#53 all-time, by IMDB [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405094/]). Certainly good, and worth watching, but...#53 all-time? No.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/08/0810:15 PM
I watched In Bruges, which was supposed to be funny, but I kind of find it hard to find any movie in which an *spoiler spoiler stop reading spoiler* eight year old altar boy gets his brains blown out funny.
I'd really like to see the new Danny Boyle movie, Slumdog Millionaire.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/10/0802:51 PM
In cold blood (1967) - I read the book more than 20 years ago. Two hours and fifteen minutes was a bit long, in my opinion. Although being in B/W made it worth it. Oh well, it made for some entertainment and that was all it was meant for in this case.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/15/0802:26 PM
I finally saw this after a friend recommended it. It flew under my radar when it first came out due to silly title and Halle Berry being in it. However Benicio Del Toro blew me away - his performance was mesmerizing; made me wish he was in more movies in dramatic roles. Can't wait to see him as Wolfman. If you liked Benicio in Traffic or 21 Grams then this is must-see.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/16/0809:16 AM
Role Models...
It surprised me. I figured it would be a simple hilarious flick. Instead it wasn't as funny as I thought it would be but it turned out to be a much better overall movie than I expected.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/16/0804:09 PM
^^OMG some of the things they did in that movie, were so funny, I like the old man w/the balls hanging, the dog went to eat them. And that guy actually shit in that thing he's wearing on his head, crazy fuckers. Couldnt pay me enough to do what they do. It's pretty funny though.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/20/0803:40 PM
MK, could you provide a rating of some sort for the movies you watch? You post a lot in this thread and most movies look fine, but I'd like a bit of an 'expert' opinion. Thanks.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/20/0806:03 PM
Quote:
Quote: Russian show about forbidden videos and who makes them.
So who makes them? I'm always looking for something new, and interesting.
One of them was a school teacher. The other was water filtration facility manager of some small Russian town, he took teen girls from the local orphanage to party at his place and sauna, sometime he drugged them and threated them if they would tell on him. The other guy was a retired Russian air force officer from Tambov who started the practice of a psychic/shaman in his basement and offer sessions for $4.00 to remove curse and other misluck, over 700 VHS tapes were found in his house.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/20/0810:18 PM
Quote: I Am Legend
Oh man, was this bad. Did you actually finish it? I couldn't. I reached that part where they're having the Bob Marley conversation and couldn't take it anymore.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/20/0810:53 PM
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Quote: I Am Legend
Oh man, was this bad. Did you actually finish it? I couldn't. I reached that part where they're having the Bob Marley conversation and couldn't take it anymore.
i hate all will smith stuff
last man in earth(what I am legend is based) is 100000 best
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/21/0806:23 AM
Quote:
Quote: I Am Legend
Oh man, was this bad. Did you actually finish it? I couldn't. I reached that part where they're having the Bob Marley conversation and couldn't take it anymore.
Loop- I agree. I saw it in the theater and I felt exactly the same, last movie I walked out on was Howard the duck and this was so close to being the next one. They ruined a good story just so will smith can flex his so called acting chops. What a mess.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/21/0808:43 AM
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Quote: I Am Legend
Oh man, was this bad. Did you actually finish it? I couldn't. I reached that part where they're having the Bob Marley conversation and couldn't take it anymore.
I fell asleep after he captured the first alien thingy. Not really my kind of movie but I enjoyed the German Shepard.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/21/0810:27 AM
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Quote: I Am Legend
Oh man, was this bad. Did you actually finish it? I couldn't. I reached that part where they're having the Bob Marley conversation and couldn't take it anymore.
I fell asleep after he captured the first alien thingy. Not really my kind of movie but I enjoyed the German Shepard.
Wow, I actually enjoyed this one, but I don't really mind Will Smith. He's not the best actor in the world but he's certainly not the worst.
To Cleet - Howard the Duck is the worst movie I've ever seen, hands down. I've never seen a movie that bored and irritated me more than that one.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/21/0812:54 PM
Quote: To Cleet - Howard the Duck is the worst movie I've ever seen, hands down. I've never seen a movie that bored and irritated me more than that one.
I see your Howard the Duck and raise you one "Toys" starring Robin Willians.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/21/0810:19 PM
Quote:
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Quote: Russian show about forbidden videos and who makes them.
So who makes them? I'm always looking for something new, and interesting.
The other guy was a retired Russian air force officer from Tambov who started the practice of a psychic/shaman in his basement and offer sessions for $4.00 to remove curse and other misluck, over 700 VHS tapes were found in his house.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/22/0810:19 AM
Quote: Last ones i have watched are godfather 1 and 2 on bluray.. and tropic thunder.. which i would give a 5/10 altough downey jr was amazing..
Could watch this anytime it is on, love love love it, Num. 2 is my favorite though, I like the Robert DeNiro when he was just starting out, those scenes are great.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/24/0804:01 PM
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.
A young German son of a Waffen SS leader befriends a Jewish boy kept prisoner in the camp on the other side of the barbed wire fence from his house. Though seen from the eyes of a child who is sheltered from what his father has in store for the camp his new friend is trapped in, this story is anything but delicate -visually and narratively.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/24/0807:53 PM
MK-77 - seems like all you watch is weird horror movies - almost as if to feed an unquenchable appetite. Do we need to get a search warrant for your basement?
only messin.. i realized its prob an acquired taste.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/25/0807:59 AM
Quote: MK-77 - seems like all you watch is weird horror movies - almost as if to feed an unquenchable appetite. Do we need to get a search warrant for your basement?
only messin.. i realized its prob an acquired taste.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/25/0808:00 AM
Quote: Did Miike's 'Imprint' episode of MOH actually ever get broadcast uncut in North America?
It's included in the first MOH box set, That can be bought online. But to my knowledge it was banned on cable. (Showtime) It's still my favorite episode, followed by Dario Argento's Jennifer.
I'm working on the 2nd box set of MOH. So far, I haven't liked any of the 4 that I've seen on that 2nd set.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/26/0812:27 AM
Quote: [ It's included in the first MOH box set, That can be bought online. But to my knowledge it was banned on cable. (Showtime) It's still my favorite episode, followed by Dario Argento's Jennifer.
I just got around to watching Jennifer last week...not what you'd really associate with Argento, yet creepy as fuck all the same. The underlying message seems to be 'Yes, you may have a face like a Morlock and a propensity to eat the entrails of children and small animals, but as long as you have a decent rack and are willing to put out, guys will dig you all the same.'
I have a VHS copy of this and discovered that it had come out on DVD when I was trying to find a image. They are late, I made a DVD of this about 4 years ago.
Holy shit this was fun. I have no clue how I avoided this one Peter Sellers movie for years.
I don't think it would have been any good if I wasn't incredibly stoned, which tends to turn me off from a movie. It was a great flick and passed under my stoner comedy radar till it was all done.
Holy shit this was fun. I have no clue how I avoided this one Peter Sellers movie for years.
I don't think it would have been any good if I wasn't incredibly stoned, which tends to turn me off from a movie. It was a great flick and passed under my stoner comedy radar till it was all done.
The Party is one of the funniest flicks I have ever seen. I t tails off a bit at the end but while it is going strong it is a great movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/02/0808:24 PM
Rivers Edge, Wanted and Unsung Heros (love love love that movie) It was a quite Sunday, after watching football, we watched movies all day long w/my doggies.
This is the movie Bryan Singer ripped off when he made 'The Usual Suspects'. The whole 'pulling names off of the notice board and spinning them into some scare story about some super-badass' came from Doctor Detroit. Plus, this has Devo doing the main theme, whereas 'The Usual Suspects' does not. Devo on your soundtrack trumps Kevin Spacey in your movie everytime. That's why Scorcese used them not once but twice in 'Casino'.
Fact is, Keyser Soze ain't got shit on the good Doctor, my friends...
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/11/0811:33 AM
Quote:
Stone Cold
I remember this film from back in the day but I don't remember if it was good or not. I think it was about some cop that tries to infiltrate a biker gang right?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/11/0812:56 PM
Screener DVD of Quantum of Solace. Given all the bad press about it not being as good as Casino Royale, it was low expectations going in, and pleasantly surprised coming out. Gone are the Bond days of gadgets, polished shoes and manicures, and martini glasses held with pinky finger out. The new bond is all about constant chases and hand to hand combat, almost as if to be a higher grade version of "The Transporter".
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/11/0804:47 PM
@MK-77:
It is about an hour. It is part of a trilogy.
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Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/11/0806:29 PM
Quote: He's had a lot of time on his hands without Eli and IBL.
hellls yes!!!!
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Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/11/0806:34 PM
Quote:
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Stone Cold
I remember this film from back in the day but I don't remember if it was good or not. I think it was about some cop that tries to infiltrate a biker gang right?
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/12/0802:15 PM
^^did the movie suck really bad? we finished the series last night and i'd like to think there's at least two hours of x-files left out there worth watching. and is robert patrick (agent john doggett) in the movie?
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/12/0804:33 PM
It wasn't bad. As a stand alone movie watched by someone who did not know about the series or watched it only occasionally, it would get a "B+" as a thriller. It could stand as a 2 part episode set. It lacked the spark the first movie seemed to have. Not quite phoned in but lacking, "umph". I felt like yelling, "once more, with feeling," at the screen credits. The score was pretty good - but it sounded more like Philip Glass than M. Snow. Agent Doggett and the other agent played by Anabelle Gish were not part of the show. Worth a rental but not the $10 at a theater.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/12/0806:12 PM
thanks for the input. too bad agent doggett isn't in the movie, but i guess if he was i'd have to watch with my hand on my pussy, which would have been inconvenient to say the least.
i totally cried when the lone gunmen died--i adored frohike.
I loved this movie on cable and renting it from video store when I was between 13 and 15. I kept it in my spank bank till my late teens when I started getting steady access to real porn. I recently came across it again and had to watch it for nostalgic reasons
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/15/0806:32 PM
Movie was alright I suppose; I have a hard time investing any kind of emotional attachment with this kind of "obvious" plot but the direction was really good and that Julia Ormond; oh la la.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/17/0811:55 AM
I LOVE that flick Loop! It's pretty freakin' terrifying if you ask me, plus the acting is good. I know it's a pretty far-fetched concept, but it's effective.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/17/0812:50 PM
Man I can't tell you how much I hate that film. It's basically the episode Where No One Has Gone Before done badly. You know a film is bad when someone says "Alright captain, please remind us all what we're doing here."
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/18/0804:09 AM
Quote: HAHA please tell me you didn't enjoy Event Horizon.
It's better than any of the other movies that guy has directed (which isn't saying much, but it's still true), and at least equal to or slightly better than the much-trumpeted 'Sunshine' in my book....
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/20/0812:56 PM
"Black Book" - directed by Paul Verhoeven. Epic in scale, sort of. Not bad, though the director squeezes in a horrific scene involving a huge pail of feces and a semi-naked heroine. Not as good as "Lives of Others," or life as a semi-awake intellectual in the GDR.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/20/0801:40 PM
Quote: Bangkok Dangerous
I tried to watch the Nicholas Cage remake 4 times. I kept falling asleep. I finally decided that the movies sucked super bad and never finished it and deleted it.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/21/0806:16 PM
Wrangler: Anatomy of an Icon. It's a documentary of gay pornstar-turned-straight pornstar-turned-legit theatre guy Jack Wrangler. Faggy, but interesting.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/21/0807:02 PM
My buddy who lives in NY (the one I'm supposed to visit) is in the Departed. Nicholson didn't know most of his lines and had an assistant transmit the dialogue via earpiece.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/22/0811:50 PM
and
I actually remember watching Moonwalker at a Drive-in cinema, where you hook the speakers to the window of your car and watch a huge screen about 1/4 mile away through a buggy windscreen, reeking of mosquito repellent so you don't get eaten alive while eating your popcorn. Basically a bunch of music videos held together by some loopy story about Michael taking kids around a Hollywood studio and being chased around by a claymation gang that later turns out to be... Joe Pesci.
I know it's not funny but I couldn't help but smile that the leading lady in this film was 8.
Cool as Ice however I had never seen and now I wish it had stayed that way. Some of the lines in this are utter cank and while it's meant to be funny it isn't. You'd think with a typical retarded story and lines like "Drop that zero and get with the hero" can't get any worse, but wait until you see the "romance scene" and Ice's dancing and you'll never be the same again.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/25/0810:05 AM
a christmas fill the disc changer marathon: a christmas story- ralphies the shit elf- i have a james caan thing, go figure scrooged- i have a longstanding bill murray thing planes trains and automobiles- i know its technically a thanksgiving movie, but i love steve martin and spongebob christmas disc
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/25/0803:00 PM
Meatballs.
I watched it and cut out all the Kristine DeBell scenes to intersperse with her "Alice in Wonderland" stuff. Actually, she looks younger in Meatballs, though that is older.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/25/0810:03 PM
Criminal Russia: Terminator Kurgansky Criminal Russia: The Right for Hope Criminal Russia: Bandit's Affair Criminal Russia: Abductor of Childhood Criminal Russia: In The Nets of Devil Criminal Russia: Spring Marathon
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/26/0808:14 PM
i liked it, but then again, i'm not the kind of guy who would resort to attempted murder if someone cuts me off in traffic, (or even the type of person who would say i did on an internet message board) so maybe you should take that with a grain of salt. i guess i would say, if you're a wrestling fan, believe the hype.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/27/0807:05 AM
Did I mention that I watched "The Bishop's Wife" while I joined wmv files from RealityKings and BangBros using Boilsoft?
The best part of the movie is the angel helps the agnostic and doesn't judge him or tell him he's condemned to Hell for not kowtowing to the Church. I really like that message.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/28/0805:02 PM
i got the husband all the star wars movies for christmas, and so far we've watched 'the phantom menace' and 'attack of the clones.' they're way better than expected, but natalie portman can't act for shit.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/28/0807:26 PM
Quote: i got the husband all the star wars movies for christmas, and so far we've watched 'the phantom menace' and 'attack of the clones.' they're way better than expected, but natalie portman can't act for shit.
Natalie Portman peaked in The Professional. Ask Burg.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/29/0812:16 AM
10 years later and I still can't understand the plot of "The Phantom Menace."
Got "YPF: Young People Fucking" when it appeared on the Netflix and watched it with the girlfriend tonight. Canadian comedy, a few cliched moments (one involving a strap-on), a few good laughs. Ample amount of tits in it if you're looking for some softcore fun.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/29/0812:34 PM
Quote:
Quote: i got the husband all the star wars movies for christmas, and so far we've watched 'the phantom menace' and 'attack of the clones.' they're way better than expected, but natalie portman can't act for shit.
Natalie Portman peaked in The Professional. Ask Burg.
I saw her as "Anne Frank" on Broadway and she was pretty good ... but that was like 10 years ago ...
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/29/0808:21 PM
Quote: So what did you think of She Wolf?
It was pretty controversial back in the day.
I'd say that it still has some shock value, even today. Which is what this film is all about. Producer David F. Friedman, was so ashamed that he removed his name from it.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/30/0811:52 AM
Loved Poultrygeist. The Arby character was about the best parody of the guy in just about every sci-fi or horror flick who is just about completely clueless about what is going on right in front of his own eyes while the viewing audience is sitting in the theater or on the couch near the point of throwing a brick through the screen hoping to hit him the head for being so stupid.
Can't say I've ever seen that Ernest flick, since I quit watching them once they went straight to video.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/30/0812:32 PM
Starts off as another piece of lovely exploitation then turns all artsy fartsy on me. Excellent visuals towards the end and some unexpected great performances.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/30/0801:54 PM
The Revenge of the Sith... i liked this one best of the prequels. starting the 'real' star wars movies tonight. i think i've only seen whichever one has the ewoks.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/30/0802:33 PM
Quote: The Revenge of the Sith... i liked this one best of the prequels. starting the 'real' star wars movies tonight. i think i've only seen whichever one has the ewoks.
I have the "program" from the 1st Star Wars.
Saw it at this high-end theatre near Times Sq for my birthday when it came out. They sold programs like the plays.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/30/0803:40 PM
Quote: The Revenge of the Sith... i liked this one best of the prequels. starting the 'real' star wars movies tonight. i think i've only seen whichever one has the ewoks.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/30/0803:57 PM
Huge Star Wars geek here. Gigi, you'll love A New Hope...still my fav.....followed by Empire Strikes Back, Revenge of the Sith, Return of the Jedi, Attack of the Clones and lastly, the Phantom Menace....in that order. *dork flag flying high*
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/30/0804:33 PM
is 'a new hope' just the regular old first-made 'star wars'? i'm fucking old as dirt; it's still odd thinking of the original movie as star wars IV. making a whole bag of pizza rolls for the occasion, yeeeaahh.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 12/30/0805:40 PM
Quote: is 'a new hope' just the regular old first-made 'star wars'? i'm fucking old as dirt; it's still odd thinking of the original movie as star wars IV. making a whole bag of pizza rolls for the occasion, yeeeaahh.
Does it have the "added footage", like Han talking to Jabba??
I actually like the added stuff.
Sadly, while I'm watching, I remember the original so well I actually can point out each added scene as it goes ...
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 01/02/0906:33 AM
"The Empire Strikes Back", meh. halfway through, finishing it tonight. fucking carrie fisher is more annoying than natalie portman! i mean, at least natalie is ridiculously hot. and harrison ford is beyond irritating. the wookie is like totally saving the movie for me right now.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 01/02/0906:45 AM
^^^ You totally left out Bea Arthur's scene! Classic. The scene with the Wookie family is truly mind-numbing...15 minutes of Wookies howling/growling with absolutely no subtitles.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 01/02/0906:47 AM
I wanted it to be a surprise.
Quote: 15 minutes of Wookies howling/growling with absolutely no subtitles.
I forgot about that. The first time I saw it was with a buddy who bought a bootleg VHS of it somewhere, the tape even had the commercials intact. I thought not having subtitles was some kind of mistake at the time... It's probably better this way.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 01/02/0907:37 AM
thanks, but i'm kind of getting star warred out. the kids have been playing 'star wars: the force unleashed' on wii since christmas, ntm i got hit in the face with a red, spring-action light sabre and the bridge of my nose is one big bruise (hotness). i can't wait to rent 'eagle eye' and think dirty thoughts about shia.
Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched? - 01/02/0907:56 PM
Charlie Wilson's War
Good flick, I had always blamed Reagan in retrospect for aiding the saracen. Guess my blame was misplaced. Interesting as well that the movie makes a point of saying that bad things will happen because we didn't help the afghans after the war with russia. Well those schools are getting built along with roads now- lets see if it improves their lot in the world or their love for the west in general.
Pity we ever got involved at all in Afghanistan back then- those Russians are willing to do certain things we are not Plus it would have been Russia these fiends were focused on as the evil empire and us to a lesser extent.
So overall-A good flick and a really good performance by that barney rubble looking fellow with the blonde hair, Phil seymour Hoffman
"When the author was 15, (her mother Debbie) Reynolds gave her a vibrator for Christmas, and also gave one to her own mother, who declined to use it for fear it would short out her pacemaker. Some years later, perhaps taking the inbreeding principle to extreme, Ms. Reynolds suggested that her daughter ought to have children with Richard Hamlett, Ms. Reynold’s last husband."
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/05/0903:15 PM
MK-77:
How did you like "The Untold Story"?
I know it as "Bunman" and I remember liking it pretty well. The subs on the version I rented used a rather wonky English translation but I think I caught all the important bits.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/05/0905:03 PM
no!!! i hate nellie oleson. hate, hate, hate. mrs. oleson was even worse. i'd have to be ma. it's the only way!! fatman can be mr. edwards, the crazy old bachelor.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/05/0908:13 PM
Quote: MK-77:
How did you like "The Untold Story"?
I know it as "Bunman" and I remember liking it pretty well. The subs on the version I rented used a rather wonky English translation but I think I caught all the important bits.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/07/0911:51 AM
Quote: YEESSSS!!! Sleepaway Camp trilogy rules! Gratuitous death and nudity, plus Bruce Springsteen's sis as a transexual serial killer...what's not to love?
Did they ever get around to making the much discussed new one?
Is it a sequel or a remake? I know there's suppose to be a bunch of remakes in the works, which I usually don't like.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/07/0912:35 PM
Quote:
Is it a sequel or a remake? I know there's suppose to be a bunch of remakes in the works, which I usually don't like.
From Wikipedia:
Quote: Another rogue sequel, Sleepaway Camp IV: The Survivor, directed by Jim Markovic, was partially filmed but never completed. In 2002 the unfinished footage was released and made available as an exclusive fourth disc in Anchor Bay/Starz Entertainment's Sleepaway Camp DVD boxed set.
A new film, Return to Sleepaway Camp, was completed in 2003 and initially struggled to find distribution. It was directed by Robert Hiltzik, the director of the original 1983 film. He decided that this chapter will ignore the story lines of the previous sequels, stating that he wanted to pick up from where the original film ended. According to Fangoria.com the digital effects were redone in 2006 to 2008. The film finally found distribution, and was released November 04, 2008, by Magnolia/Magnet Pictures. Review copies of the film's rough screener have been sent out, and the movie's screener has already been leaked.
The purportedly final film in Hiltzik's SC trilogy is also in the making. Its working title is Sleepaway Camp Reunion, distribution has already been arranged via Magnolia Pictures, for DVD with a limited theatrical release planned in 3D.
Michael Simpson, the director of Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers and Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland. recently wrote a script for his series of Sleepaway Camp movies as well, titled Sleepaway Camp: Berserk and is now in its 2nd draft.
Seems like everyone is making their own sleepaway camp movie these days!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/07/0902:03 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Is it a sequel or a remake? I know there's suppose to be a bunch of remakes in the works, which I usually don't like.
From Wikipedia:
Quote: Another rogue sequel, Sleepaway Camp IV: The Survivor, directed by Jim Markovic, was partially filmed but never completed. In 2002 the unfinished footage was released and made available as an exclusive fourth disc in Anchor Bay/Starz Entertainment's Sleepaway Camp DVD boxed set.
A new film, Return to Sleepaway Camp, was completed in 2003 and initially struggled to find distribution. It was directed by Robert Hiltzik, the director of the original 1983 film. He decided that this chapter will ignore the story lines of the previous sequels, stating that he wanted to pick up from where the original film ended. According to Fangoria.com the digital effects were redone in 2006 to 2008. The film finally found distribution, and was released November 04, 2008, by Magnolia/Magnet Pictures. Review copies of the film's rough screener have been sent out, and the movie's screener has already been leaked.
The purportedly final film in Hiltzik's SC trilogy is also in the making. Its working title is Sleepaway Camp Reunion, distribution has already been arranged via Magnolia Pictures, for DVD with a limited theatrical release planned in 3D.
Michael Simpson, the director of Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers and Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland. recently wrote a script for his series of Sleepaway Camp movies as well, titled Sleepaway Camp: Berserk and is now in its 2nd draft.
Seems like everyone is making their own sleepaway camp movie these days!
It's getting too confusing. Honestly, I wish they'd just lay the series to rest. I have a trilogy which I thought was more than enough. I much rather see some new ideas. That's why you'll notice that many of my movies are either foreign, Bad but campy, or forgotten gems from the 70s to early 80s.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/07/0902:22 PM
MK-77: are you seriously just getting to watch these movies now or is this supposed to be a compilation of check just how crazy and jaded I am because if so there is no need for it. Most of the schlock, believe it or not, is not in horror anyway. Sleepaway Camp is a great film though. Didn't the first one reveal homegirl was a tranny or something?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/07/0903:02 PM
loopnode
Quote: MK-77: are you seriously just getting to watch these movies now
I've seen most of the older ones I've posted in the past, but not all of them. Don't you ever watch movies that you've seen before?
Quote: or is this supposed to be a compilation of check just how crazy and jaded I am because if so there is no need for it.
No need for what? I'm just simply posting what Ive watched recently. Is that bothering you?
Quote: Most of the schlock, believe it or not, is not in horror anyway.
Was anyone disputing that? This is a general movie thread, so I'm not really concerned about whether something is schlock or horror, or anything else, since anything goes. I watch what I like, and then post it here. Isn't that what you do?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/07/0904:11 PM
Quote: No need for what? I'm just simply posting what Ive watched recently. Is that bothering you?
No. It's just that you're the same as the ceramic guy just a different version: whereas he's more about music and youtube content, your all about movies. Both of you are basically two halfs of smartt without the ramblings about porn.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/07/0905:07 PM
loopnode
Quote:
Quote: No need for what? I'm just simply posting what Ive watched recently. Is that bothering you?
No. It's just that you're the same as the ceramic guy
It seems that "no" means yes, in this case. And who's The Ceramic Guy?
Quote: Both of you are basically two halfs of smartt without the ramblings about porn.
I'm not sure, but I guess that was suppose to be some kind of passive-aggressive insult? Honestly, If you wanted to have a pissing contest, then why didn't you just call me out, by starting a thread in the cage area? Chances are since you're a mod, that I'd end up getting banned anyway. Not that I really give a fuck. I like this forum, but I'm not desperate to stay. Anyway if you want to continue, then PM me, or start a thread elsewhere. You won't get another reply from me in this thread, since I don't want to derail it any further.
this girl that was in a women's studies class with my girlfriend was so insistent that my girlfriend watch it that she actually brought it in and forced it on her. she was just like, "you're a feminist, too. you'll enjoy it." i've met the girl. she's one of those chicks who makes taking women's studies courses a nightmare because she has no more of a sophisticated grasp of what feminism is actually about than y'all knuckleheadz on here, in spite of the fact that she identifies as one. probably some dickhead treated her poor and now she's like "men suck!"
the movie wasn't great. but, to be honest, i had kind of made up my mind before we started watching it, because the whore is dumb, and, most likely, lied.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/08/0912:44 AM
Quote: No. It's just that you're the same as the ceramic guy just a different version: whereas he's more about music and youtube content, your all about movies. Both of you are basically two halfs of smartt without the ramblings about porn.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/08/0902:28 AM
Quote: I much rather see some new ideas. That's why you'll notice that many of my movies are either foreign, Bad but campy, or forgotten gems from the 70s to early 80s.
Damn straight...I'm on an Italian horror/giallo kick at the minute.
Also, this thread is called 'What is the last Movie you watched?', so I don't see why everybody is getting their panties in a bunch because MK-77 has the temerity to post about the last movie he watched. It's not like he's posting gaping anus pics in the 'I like titties' thread, is it?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/08/0907:58 AM
i think it's because he makes so many of these posts, mostly about this one type of movie. sometimes like two or three in a day, as though he spends every second immersed in horror films. maybe just my opinion, but it can easily be read as a type of posing. i don't really care, but i see where mr. node is coming from. there's way more egregious fronting going on in this place than some dude trying to pretend to be the super hardcore underground horror master.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/08/0909:06 AM
I'm not too into superhero flicks, but I finally got around to seeing The Dark Knight and I now know why it was hyped so much. Fantastic film and it didn't seem nearly as long as it really was because it kept my attention until the very end. The only criticism I have is that I was much more drawn to the Joker than Batman...Heath Ledger's performance definitely out shined Christian Bale's IMO.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/08/0910:31 AM
Quote: i think it's because he makes so many of these posts, mostly about this one type of movie. sometimes like two or three in a day, as though he spends every second immersed in horror films.
You say that like spending every second immersed in a horror film is a bad thing!
Quote: maybe just my opinion, but it can easily be read as a type of posing. i don't really care, but i see where mr. node is coming from. there's way more egregious fronting going on in this place than some dude trying to pretend to be the super hardcore underground horror master.
I'd feel better/less envious if he was proven to be fronting, frankly, but given the access you folks in North America have to numerous horror conventions wherein people can pick up the coolest stuff at very reasonable prices, I'm not inclined to doubt him if he says he's got it or watched it...but I take your point, because in theory, this is the same thing I rail against Sasha Grey doing (Just thank your lucky stars we don't have her posting in the 'What have you watched/read/listened to' threads! ).
Maybe MK-77 could throw in a Ben Affleck movie for every ten horror movies to even things out?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/08/0901:05 PM
I'm willing to wager that no one on here has seen this little gem.
True indie horror at it's best (or worst), the video quality and acting leave much to be desired, but they're both so depraved that it makes them fun to watch. Meat For Satan's Icebox is definitely the better of the two.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/08/0901:47 PM
People are still derailing this thread? Funny thing is, I never knew that the people high fiving limpnode, ever had a problem with me. Why didn't you speak up sooner? Preferably in another section of the forum, instead of derailing this thread?
Quote: i think it's because he makes so many of these posts, mostly about this one type of movie. sometimes like two or three in a day, as though he spends every second immersed in horror films.
I think you have me confused with someone else. I usually post one movie a day, 95% of the time. Unless it was a double feature, which isn't often. It's not difficult to find time to pop in one 90 minute DVD, and watch it, while I'm having dinner. It doesn't take every moment of a given day to do that. I have a job, and a mortgage to pay. So that wouldn't be possible. As far as me only posting 1 or 2 types movie genres? So what? That's my preference of movies, so that's what I post about. The OP didn't specify any particular genre when he started this thread.
Quote: maybe just my opinion, but it can easily be read as a type of posing.
Posing about watching movies on an Internet porn forum, where most of us are anonymous anyways? What would I possibly have to gain by doing that? We need to get back to reality here...
Quote: i don't really care,
If you didn't care, then you wouldn't feel a need to post about it.
Quote: but i see where mr. node is coming from.
That makes one of us. He compared me to people I've never heard of, and couldn't look up, due to username changes. Mr node? Why is it that in every forum, there's always people that feel a need to kiss moderator ass? This is just the internet. There's nothing that you say or do in it, that anyone is gonna remember in a Hundred years. So give it a rest.
Quote: there's way more egregious fronting going on in this place than some dude trying to pretend to be the super hardcore underground horror master.
I've never thought of myself as a "super hardcore underground horror master" but it's funny that you thought so. I really don't get what's so hard to believe about my movie postings. Most of my movies are easily accessible to anyone with a credit/Debit card who wants to order them from Amazon.com or Deepdiscount.com. They're also easily available to anyone with Vuze/Utorrent, a DVD burner, and a stack of DVD-Rs. It's all really easy, and doesn't take a lot of time and dedication on my part.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/08/0901:50 PM
Quote:
Quote: i think it's because he makes so many of these posts, mostly about this one type of movie. sometimes like two or three in a day, as though he spends every second immersed in horror films.
You say that like spending every second immersed in a horror film is a bad thing!
Quote: maybe just my opinion, but it can easily be read as a type of posing. i don't really care, but i see where mr. node is coming from. there's way more egregious fronting going on in this place than some dude trying to pretend to be the super hardcore underground horror master.
I'd feel better/less envious if he was proven to be fronting, frankly, but given the access you folks in North America have to numerous horror conventions wherein people can pick up the coolest stuff at very reasonable prices, I'm not inclined to doubt him if he says he's got it or watched it...but I take your point, because in theory, this is the same thing I rail against Sasha Grey doing (Just thank your lucky stars we don't have her posting in the 'What have you watched/read/listened to' threads! ).
Maybe MK-77 could throw in a Ben Affleck movie for every ten horror movies to even things out?
Would that make them happy?
I doubt it. Anyway, I'm off to run some errands. I'll be back to post about tonight's movie, later. That's IF limpnode doesn't recommend my banning, to the forum Administrator. If that's the case, Then those of you who haven't been assholes in this thread, have a good life. Because I won't be back.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/08/0902:08 PM
Now c'mon guys, let's not ruin an awesome thread. I like the kind of stuff MK-77 recommends and have even taken his advice on films a few times. Loop's a good guy too and he also has a great taste in film.
Personally, I don't see what the big damn deal is. Can everyone just step away for a few minutes, have a beer/bong, and chill out??? This is probably my favorite thread in this place because it usually avoids this type of nonsense.
Back to my previous post...has anyone here actually seen Meat For Satan's Icebox?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/08/0903:13 PM
Awesome, you'll have to let me know what you think. Like I said, they're both real low production value, but the "campyness" and the sick shit that happens in Satan's Icebox definitely make them worth the watch.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/08/0905:08 PM
The only complaint I have about this thread is that i wish people would throw a word or two in as to the movie being worth the watch or not. I actually like to see all of everyone's choices, some of it being some odd shit- but sometimes ( and I may guilty of this as well once in awhile) people forget to say whether or not the movie sucked.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/09/0910:17 AM
You'd think a movie where a really slender and cute Japanese chick gets drilled by two different guys on a desert island would be worth watching, right? Wrong. I'll never get back the 90 minutes I wasted watching this thing...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/09/0907:08 PM
Frontier(s), A french horror- ala hills have eyes,TCM but with Nazis. I liked this a lot for a horror movie. The fact that it is euro- gives it a little extra zip, because in my mind, like Hostel these things could happen there
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/10/0908:25 AM
Doomsday - with Rhona Mitra. Not a bad post partial Armaggedon flick. The character who played Canaris should win the prize for "creepiest bureaucrat/security official" on the silver screen. I wonder if the original Canaris of WWII fame was similarly spooky.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/10/0910:14 AM
Quote: Summer of Sam (Spike Lee), I love love this movie
I always think about the scene where John Leguizamo kisses Mira Sorvino after dropping off her cousin [whom he fucked]. That questioned look when she puzzles over the taste and smell of her cousin's pussy on his lips is priceless!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/10/0905:21 PM
Quote: Doomsday - with Rhona Mitra. Not a bad post partial Armaggedon flick. The character who played Canaris should win the prize for "creepiest bureaucrat/security official" on the silver screen. I wonder if the original Canaris of WWII fame was similarly spooky.
I tried watching this with some friends a week or so ago and had to turn it off about an hour into it, lol. I just couldn't get into it...it was almost like it was trying too hard to be Mad Max.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/12/0911:39 AM
another double feature weekend
Meet Dave was even worse than expected. Kung Fu Panda was good bit of escapist entertainment after a hellacious weekend.
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/12/0902:32 PM
Good (not great) flick that succeeds despite Cruise mugging for the camera with the eye patch. Serious, but not overbearing. Definatly not an action thriller.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/12/0904:30 PM
Quote: Definatly not an action thriller.
HOW could it be an action thriller? HOW!!!
We know the ending don't we? The bomb doesn't succeed as planned [outside instead of inside, the moved briefcase, the strong table, not including the second packet of explosive, yadda yadda yadda]. And, most of the plotters are caught and executed, some after sham trial, some without even that.
It reminds me of when my stepsisters got beyond mad at me when I "revealed" that Pompey would get killed upon arrival in Egypt when we watched "Rome".
It's history. How much of it can you fudge anyway?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/12/0905:29 PM
Yeah, but that's what they're calling it. Or "suspense" thriller, which is even more laughable.
I meant that the only real "action" scenes are at the very beginning where he gets shot up in North Africa and when the bomb actually goes off.
They do get the timidity and indecision of the most of generals down pat though. Although I think they made Beck a bit more resolute than he really was. The guy had been talking about doing away with Hitler since '36, IIRC. And that's all it was. Talk.
Quote: It's history. How much of it can you fudge anyway?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/13/0903:14 AM
Quote:
Quote:
It's history. How much of it can you fudge anyway?
Ask Oliver Stone.
Fatty, you are leaving yourself wide open on this one...the amount of 'historical' or 'based on a true story' films that have no relation to reality is literally endless.
U-571 is a 2000 film directed by Jonathan Mostow, and starring Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton, Harvey Keitel, Thomas Kretschmann, Jon Bon Jovi, Jack Noseworthy, Will Estes, and Tom Guiry. In the movie, a World War II German submarine is boarded in 1942 by disguised United States Navy submariners, seeking to capture her Enigma cipher machine.
The film's plot, though a work of fiction, is partly based on real events. It attracted criticism for two reasons: first, it was British personnel from HMS Bulldog who first captured a naval Enigma machine, from U-110 in the North Atlantic May 1941, before the United States entered the war. Second, German U-boat crews were portrayed in a negative light.
The real U-571 was never involved in any such events, was not captured, and was in fact sunk in January 1944, off Ireland, by a Short Sunderland flying boat from No. 461 Squadron, Royal Australian Air Force.
Americans didn't capture the Enigma decoder. Britain did...but it's an American movie, so, you know what happens. It's more appealing to an American audience this way.
Hollywood never lets the facts get in the way of a good story. It's always best to remember that these are dramatisations, not documentaries (even though no documentary is 100% unbiased), and it's best to avoid taking what you've seen as a historical fact, because more often than not it isn't. Hollywood routinely changes works of fiction to make it 'better' for the screen (for example, the ending of Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale"), and it does the same thing with historical and/or factual material too.
Sadly, there are still some people walking this earth who believe that Leonardo Di Caprio and Kate Winslet's characters in 'Titanic' were real people, when they are in fact both nothing more than literary inventions.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/13/0907:38 AM
Quote: Fatty, you are leaving yourself wide open on this one...the amount of 'historical' or 'based on a true story' films that have no relation to reality is literally endless.
True enough. Most Americans know no history so it doesn't matter to them when it's fudged up. But, still, I'd really hope they'd notice if somehow Hitler got killed instead of survived ... but, in a country where many morons think the Bible is a science textbook, I guess anything is possible.
Hollywood even makes "political" alterations like the one in U-571, in historical-fiction works as well. In the book "Master & Commander" the British are chasing an American frigate. In the movie, it's the hated French.
I guess if they did the burning of the White House in a movie now it would be the French or maybe a Bin Laden ancestor.
The one that annoyed me the most in recent years was "Troy". Paris surviving and running off with Helen. Agamemnon dying there instead of at his wife's hand upon his return.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/13/0911:15 AM
Quote:
But, still, I'd really hope they'd notice if somehow Hitler got killed instead of survived ... but, in a country where many morons think the Bible is a science textbook, I guess anything is possible.
But it is a science textbook...it's Christian Science.
Quote:
Hollywood even makes "political" alterations like the one in U-571, in historical-fiction works as well. In the book "Master & Commander" the British are chasing an American frigate. In the movie, it's the hated French.
Historical revisionism and a side order of Freedom Fries to go, anyone?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/13/0903:48 PM
This is only kind of off topic.
Can any of you folks recommend any awesome car movies along the lines of Duel or Vanishing Point.
If that doesn't help I am looking for another movie where vehicles are sort of "characters" in the story. (In "Duel" the truck was a character and in "Vanishing Point" moving the car was the plot).
Also, Damnation Alley fits into the kind of thing I am after.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/13/0906:32 PM
Quote: This is only kind of off topic.
Can any of you folks recommend any awesome car movies along the lines of Duel or Vanishing Point.
If that doesn't help I am looking for another movie where vehicles are sort of "characters" in the story. (In "Duel" the truck was a character and in "Vanishing Point" moving the car was the plot).
Also, Damnation Alley fits into the kind of thing I am after.
Thanks.
"Christine" was based on a Stephen King novel. wiki
"Thunder Road" with Robert Mitchum is a good movie. Youtube song. Mitchum was a good tough guy in his day.
There is a series of "The Fast and the Furious" movies about kids and Japanese cars. I like "Rebel Without a Cause" though it's only marginally about the cars.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/15/0901:14 AM
I just found the deluxe version of King of New York. I didn't watch it again (i will) but there is a documentary on disc two that I've been dying to see called Schooly D: Snowboarder . He did the soundtrack for the movie and I was nuts about his records my last couple of years of high school. He is credited as the original Gangster rapper. And he's from Philly, which pissed off a lot of New York MC's....
If the cover of this movie alone isn't enough to excite you just check out the description (copy/pasted from elsewhere):
Quote: Survivors of a tragic shipping collision are rescued by a mysterious black ship which appears out of the fog. Little do they realise that the ship is actually a Nazi torture ship which has sailed the seas for years, luring unsuspecting sailors aboard and killing them off one by one.
EDIT: I forgot to mention that the constant switching between steady camera and sea sick equilibrium mangling camera is a bit difficult to get used to. Also there are a few parts when the characters are floating around on the open sea and the camera decides that for some reason I need to be reminded of what staring at the sun looks like.
Aside from those gripes the actual Death Ship looks pretty awesome and menacing. It's a fun movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/22/0907:42 PM
Home For The Holidays circa 1995 (Holly Hunter, who is smoking hot in that, Robert Downey, Jr. high as a fucking kite through the whole movie, the glazed, heroin pinned eyes, Charles Durning, love him and the legendary Anne Bancroft).....very funny movie, directed by Jodie Foster.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/24/0912:12 PM
max payne. marky mark really needs to step it up. "the crappening" and now this... i'm thinking of changing my crush actor to like ryan gosling or some shit.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/24/0907:52 PM
Quote: max payne. marky mark really needs to step it up. "the crappening" and now this... i'm thinking of changing my crush actor to like ryan gosling or some shit.
"LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - "The Love Guru," a comedy that Mike Myers spent years developing only to see it flop at the box office last summer, led the contenders for the annual Razzie Awards, a tongue-in-cheek commemoration of the year's worst movies, organizers said on Wednesday.
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Myers will compete for worst actor alongside some of Hollywood's biggest stars -- last year's winner, Eddie Murphy, ("Meet Dave"), Al Pacino ("88 Minutes" and "Righteous Kill"), Mark Wahlberg ("The Happening" and "Max Payne") as well as comedian Larry the Cable Guy ("Witless Protection")."
Recently saw "Iron Man" (disappointed; annoyed by cheesy metal soundtrack) and "The Dark Knight" (very impressed; a must see movie).
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/28/0907:05 PM
Cocaine Cowboys 2. It is fucking insane. If it wasn't an actual documentary but a drama, I would have said "Aaaaaaaah this is bullshit. That would never happen". See it....
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/28/0907:06 PM
Quote: Cocaine Cowboys 2. It is fucking insane. If it wasn't an actual documentary but a drama, I would have said "Aaaaaaaah this is bullshit. That would never happen". See it....
Cosby is a cool mofo, we speak on the phone occasionally.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/28/0907:16 PM
Quote:
Quote: Cocaine Cowboys 2. It is fucking insane. If it wasn't an actual documentary but a drama, I would have said "Aaaaaaaah this is bullshit. That would never happen". See it....
Cosby is a cool mofo, we speak on the phone occasionally.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/29/0901:41 AM
Another great movie "Shoot Em Up"
Pretty much just one long fucking unbelievable gunfight. No award winning performances but a real fun movie to watch. It certainly lives up to its name!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/29/0901:11 PM
Blindness with Julianne Moore. It was a great flick, but I watched a pirated copy which skipped about ten seconds ahead every five minutes, and one entire scene was unreadable.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/31/0910:57 AM
Gone Baby Gone (2007) Starring: Casey Affleck, Morgan Freeman, Ed Harris , Michelle Monaghan, Amy Madigan, etc...... very good movie, check it out if you get a chance, its plot is:
When a young girl, Amanda McCready, goes missing in Boston, the case attracts widespread media attention. Private investigator Patrick Kenzie (played by Casey Affleck) and his partner and girlfriend Angie Gennaro (played by Michelle Monaghan) are hired by the child's Aunt Beatrice to find her. Kenzie and Angie discover Amanda's mother Helene and her boyfriend "Skinny Ray" had recently stolen money from a local drug lord. After Ray is murdered, Patrick and Angie join the police detectives investigating the case, Nick Poole and Remy Bressant, to arrange a trade of the money for Amanda. Police Captain Doyle shows Kenzie a telephone transcript of the drug lord setting up an exchange for Amanda. The exchange at a nearby quarry in Quincy is botched and Amanda is believed to have drowned. Captain Doyle, whose own daughter was also killed years before, takes responsibility and goes into early retirement.
Two months later, a seven-year-old boy is abducted in Everett and Kenzie receives information that the boy was taken by a known child molester. After entering the house and finding evidence of the abducted boy, Kenzie returns later with Nick and Remy to rescue him. They are seen by the residents and Nick is shot. Kenzie enters the house and finds one of the residents dead. After being shot at, Kenzie retreats into the child molester's room. He finds the child molester in the room and the boy's dead body in the bathroom, and kills the child molester.
Nick later dies in a hospital. Trying to alleviate Kenzie's guilt over the murder, Remy confides in Kenzie that he once planted evidence on someone. During the story, Remy inadvertently reveals that he knew "Skinny Ray" prior to Amanda's abduction. The fact that Remy lied during the investigation puzzles Kenzie, who speaks to a police officer after Nick's funeral. The police officer tells Kenzie that Remy had been asking about the drug lord's stolen money before the drug lord knew it was missing. Kenzie questions Amanda's Uncle Lionel and pieces together that Lionel and Remy conspired in a false kidnapping in order to take the money for themselves and to save Amanda from her mother's poor parenting. At that point, Remy enters the bar and stages a robbery while wearing a latex mask and holding a shotgun. He points the shotgun at Lionel's head, but the bartender shoots Remy twice in the back. Remy flees and is pursued by Kenzie to the rooftop of a nearby building, where he dies.
Kenzie is later questioned about Remy's death, and discovers that the transcript that led to the botched exchange for Amanda was a forgery. Kenzie drives with Angie to Captain Doyle's home looking for answers. He discovers Amanda is alive and living very happily with Doyle and his wife. A flashback reveals Amanda's death was staged, and that Doyle was a part of the phony kidnapping all along. Kenzie threatens to call the authorities, but Doyle attempts to convince him that Amanda is better off living with them than with her drug-addicted, careless mother. Kenzie departs to discuss the choice with Angie, who says she will leave him if he calls the police. The police arrive and Doyle is arrested. Amanda is reunited with her mother, and Kenzie and Angie break up. Kenzie later visits Amanda and Helene as Helene is about to leave on a date. She has no babysitter and just plans on having a neighbor check on Amanda, so Kenzie volunteers to watch Amanda. The film ends with Kenzie and Amanda watching television.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/31/0903:53 PM
Brilliant. Cinematography reminiscent of City of God, but it's so much more. What would have already been a gripping story told in a mere linear form, has been broken up into pieces and reassembled into a work of art.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/31/0905:51 PM
That's why I like Renfield. She can give a good critique/review of a movie without revealing too much of the plot in case other posters haven't seen it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/01/0908:50 PM
Death Race
I haven't heard many good reviews of this flick but I liked it- mad max in a prison with guns on the cars + Jason Statham and al swearington from Deadwood. How can you go wrong.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/02/0905:38 AM
Hard Boiled-I don't know what Hollywood executive has John Woo's balls or what mason jar he is keeping them in but they need to be returned to their rightful owner. Best action movie ever, makes Die Hard look like a Nora Ephron film.
not much more information then your average Dateline NBC special on how our health care system sucks.
My favorite part is when the played audio tapes of John Ehrlichman telling Nixon about the Kaiser Permanente model of providing less care and making more money to which Nixon reply's "I like that idea"
It really is stunning how inferior our system is compared to other western nations. We seem to have the best medical schools, some of the best doctors and yet we provide the worst care.
I was a fan of the show but this follow up movie (set 4 years after the show) left me cold.
I didn't hate it, it just wasn't what I expected. If you were a fan of the show it is worth checking out just know that it isn't like the show.
I just pre-ordered this along with season two the other day. I was a big fan of the show, but never got to see the last few episodes of season two (I already own season one), so I figured I'd just order them both at once.
Without ruining the plot too much, are many questions answered in the movie?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/06/0906:05 AM
Quote: Without ruining the plot too much, are many questions answered in the movie?
Nope. The main cool thing about the movie was the characters sort of bending the "rules" of being reapers. It does nothing to explain the hierarchy of the dead, as far as the governing force behind the reapers.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/06/0906:28 AM
Quote: Nope. The main cool thing about the movie was the characters sort of bending the "rules" of being reapers. It does nothing to explain the hierarchy of the dead, as far as the governing force behind the reapers.
Crap, those are the answers I was looking for! It's cool tho, I just can't wait to see it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/06/0907:18 AM
Not a movie but I just finished the series "American Gothic"...Gary Cole is amazing as Sheriff Buck...I developed a crush on him after watching these...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/06/0903:26 PM
Hmm. I liked Captivity. Not great, but entertaining.
Today:
Requiem for a dream. Was the first time I watched it. Great movie, great music. Easily 9/10.
Untraceable - Nice script, except for the predictable ending. I liked the new ideas for torture that were in the movie. Probably not graphic enough for hardcore horror lovers, but good enough for me.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/06/0907:02 PM
Quote: Damn it Monstar - it was plants, killer plants in that flick
i know, but as jankity as that sounds I was actually roped in on how they were playing it out and by who was going to die next. something that lacks in the most newer horror flicks as you can kinda call the kills from about a block away.
cool guy with faux-hawk, big-titty blonde (after gratuitous nudity), class clown, black guy, stuck up rich girl then nerdy girl with glasses who gets away.
anyway, i didn't expect much as was pleasantly surprised.
My Bloody Valentine 3D - Lot of fun. I really dug it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/06/0907:22 PM
The first half of Angelheart. I hadn't seen it for years and forgot just how good it is.
Love the scene with DeNiro pealing the shell from a boiled egg while telling Rourke that the egg is a symbol of the soul in some cultures then he takes a big bite of it...great symbolism. I'll watch the second half tonight.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/07/0907:29 AM
Quote: The first half of Angelheart. I hadn't seen it for years and forgot just how good it is.
Love the scene with DeNiro pealing the shell from a boiled egg while telling Rourke that the egg is a symbol of the soul in some cultures then he takes a big bite of it...great symbolism. I'll watch the second half tonight.
hmmm, time to netflix it...it's been about 15 yrs since I've seen it and i need to be refreshed
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/08/0904:49 PM
Milk. I thought it was a documentary about dairy products but this movie was about homos, not homogenization. I enjoyed approximately 2% of it but skimmed through the rest. On the whole, it moved quickly past your eyes.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/09/0912:35 PM
SiCKO
I am NOT a fan of Michael Moore and have hated his other films because of their unprofessional quality and the misinformation they contained.
This documentary wasn't any more polished or professional looking then the rest but I can't fault the facts presented. It made me ashamed to be an American.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/11/0911:34 AM
Quote: Fair enough.
Charlie Wilson's War - Nicely done & entertaining. A shame US politics didn't learn the lesson Mr. Wilson was trying to teach.
The only lesson to be learned is to never ever aid Muslims for any reason, unless aliens attack and we NEED to cooperate ( even then I forsee the saracen backing out if the aliens are willing to convert). Reagan made a big mistake in retrospect not letting the russians finish that particular conflict. They were the only country willing to fight the saracen on their own level. I would much rather the cold war went on another 15 years then be dealing with these biting dog fearing idiots.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/12/0908:19 PM
Party Monster (Michael Alig story - 2003) I loved it......love Alig and St. James.....(friends of mine, in real life) Seth Green, Macaulay Caulkin, Chloe Sevigny, Dylan McDermott, Wilmer Valderama
Factory Girl (Story of Edie Sedgwick - 2006) Sienna Miller, Guy Pearce, Hayden Christensen) I loved it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/13/0908:16 PM
Just got back from Gran Torino. I liked it a lot, Clint Eastwood has said this is going to be his final acting role and if it is it was a hell of a way to out.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/16/0908:07 AM
Mongol:
I really liked it... had a few lapses here and there, mostly in narrating the timeline (it bounces around via flashbacks and covers a really long span of time so it is easy to get lost in some places) but other than that it was a really good movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/21/0909:44 PM
Chato's Land, DVR'ed it a few weeks back and finally watched it this afternoon, hadn't seen it in years and never saw it uncut before. Awesome movie Charles Bronson is the fucking shit in this flick, he was around 50 years old when this was made and was ripped by today's standards, puts guys like Arnold and Stallone who needed the juice to shame. Jack Palance is also great in this, he rocks a sweet mustache to, its a shame he's going to be remembered for City Slickers and not all of the great stuff he did back in the day.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/24/0903:44 AM
Quote: I hate happy endings.
I just saw this flick... finally. Awesome movie. I'm in the middle of downloading "Milk" right now [ as far as I know it's only showing Hillcrest, so fuck it ], and a bunch of old David Cronenberg movies.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/24/0908:00 PM
Nugent: Just saw this too a few nights ago. Really had to concentrate to understand all the bullshit cockney slang. Can't wait for the sequel (The Real Rocknrolla). The kid was a riot. Remember when he's in the elevator toward the end, about to get his ass beat "but i'm just little!"
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/26/0912:35 PM
Acapulco Gold (1973) Not to be confused with the 1978 movie of the same name and similar subject matter.
This movie is about growing (or simply locating existing crops in farmer's fields etc) and smuggling weed.
If you are into smoking weed this glimpse into how things used to be done is fascinating. But be warned of bizarre rambling interviews and seemingly pointless shots to indicate travel. (ex. shot 1 truck starts moving, 2 truck moving from different angle, 3 truck farther down the road, 4 farther, 5 farther then a bunch of different shots of it arriving at it's destination. Just the departure and arrival shots would have been plenty).
It's interesting for being a drug movie that deals more with the production/distribution then laughing along with some stoner doofuses.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/26/0906:45 PM
Quote:
that movie is the shit!
check city of men is from the same producers, they made a series and a movie with the same name, very good. Another very fucking good Favela (brazilian slums) themed movie is Tropa de Elite or Elite Squad, is about the Brazilian Police's death squads in the favelas(try to watch the movie with subtitles, traduced version sucks)
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/27/0901:21 PM
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that movie is the shit!
check city of men is from the same producers, they made a series and a movie with the same name, very good. Another very fucking good Favela (brazilian slums) themed movie is Tropa de Elite or Elite Squad, is about the Brazilian Police's death squads in the favelas(try to watch the movie with subtitles, traduced version sucks)
Agreed, good movie. Lil Ze was like Buckwheat possessed by Satan. I already have City of Men but haven't watched it yet. I'll check out Tropa de Elite When I get a chance.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/27/0907:15 PM
The Day the Earth Stood Still w/Keanu Reeves, starting it now, I will probably fall asleep its been a long ass week, thought Friday would never get her.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/01/0908:35 AM
I watched Tropic Thunder last night. It had some good laughs.
I thought Robert Downing Jr. was good but not worthy of an Oscar nomination. As much as I dislike Tom Cruise, I thought he was great. It took me awhile to figure out it was him.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/01/0903:35 PM
I watched several over the last weeks:
Tortured (2008) - Meh. Not really great, but it had its moments
House of 1000 Corpses & The Devil's Rejects - Both written and directed by Rob Zombie. I liked the last one better.
Vantage Point - Interesting concept, but after a while it got a bit confusing. If you're going to change the point of view from character to character, you better avoid having a rather insane plot. It takes attention away from the POV changes.
Gran Torino - Great. I liked everything about it.
Some documentaries on Iraq.
War Profiteers - OK, but a bit too biased for my taste. A bit less propaganda and a bit more content would be nice.
The War Tapes - Three guys from a National Guard company out of New Hampshire film their year in Iraq with a videocamera. It's interesting in more than one way. You see different footage and you witness the changes they go through.
Beyond Treason - I usually don't want to recommend any documentary type thing I've seen. This is an exception. It was revolting to see what's happening in certain places in Iraq, due to the use of all kinds of 'dirty' weaponry. Both soldiers and civilians suffer from the results of (among other things) the use of depleted uranium. It's not a neutral movie, but it does give some insight into something that is plainly a 'war crime'. (It doesn't pass judgment on the issue if the US should be in Iraq or not.)
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/01/0906:03 PM
Humanoids From The Deep starring Try McClure. A Roger Corman B grade homage to 50s monster movies only this was made in the early 80's during the slasher film craze so the violence and nudity quota is ramped up. Quite an enjoyable film if you like watching guys in rubber suits molest and murder naked girls.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/03/0905:32 AM
I just bought this today on a whim. I know nothing about the story or the characters and I'm not typically into superhero movies, but something about the upcoming live action film sparked my interest.
I was a fan of the show but this follow up movie (set 4 years after the show) left me cold.
I didn't hate it, it just wasn't what I expected. If you were a fan of the show it is worth checking out just know that it isn't like the show.
So I finally saw this over the weekend. I had to wait until I finished re-watching season 2 so that I was caught up. Overall, I liked it. I missed Rube Sofer, (Daisy is pretty much interchangeable however Laura Harris is much hotter) but all in all a nice continuation of the series.
I would've liked to have had some closure on some of the unanswered questions from the series...and I think there were a few too many dramatic scenes between Reggie and Joy when it should've focused more on the reapers, but I enjoyed it. I really hope they put out a few more follow ups to the story.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/03/0910:21 AM
I still have the original books from 20 years ago, although I haven't read them in more than 10 years. They were great.
Hear that Stevie?
Recently saw Body of Lies and Traitor on a plane flight. Not the most optimal viewing conditions, but really enjoyed Traitor. Body of Lies was just OK.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/03/0910:53 AM
Quote: I hope they do more as well. It's hard to tell how well the movie was received.
Most of the people I know who liked the show were unaware that there even was a movie.
Though the theme with George and her family sort of 'learning how to love again' made me happy.
They really left the ending open, so I'm hoping that means they'll make more. On our general site, DVD Empire, it was both a #1 selling pre-order and then a #1 selling recent release...I believe it's still up as our #2 seller now.
You have a point regarding George's family. It's nice not wanting to murder Joy every time she's on screen, and I liked that George "outed" herself to Reggie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/04/0908:34 AM
Quote: Watchmen is good, you'll like it.
I watched the first four chapters last night and I was extremely impressed...I can't wait to watch the rest of it now. The DVD came with Movie Money to see the new flick, so I'm going to try to get through it all by this weekend. Fucking awesome storyline, animation, and voice work. Highly recommended.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/04/0908:45 AM
I am going to have to check that out now. I've only read the comic/novel and I can't go back and check it out because one of my friends borrowed it from me about 6 years ago.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/06/0903:05 PM
Saw The Watchmen this afternoon. I really liked it, but did not enjoy it's almost three hour length in a badly outdated theatre with really uncomfortable seats.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/06/0905:39 PM
Quote: Saw The Watchmen this afternoon. I really liked it, but did not enjoy it's almost three hour length in a badly outdated theatre with really uncomfortable seats.
Had you read Watchmen before seeing it? If so was it pretty similar?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/06/0905:51 PM
I've read Watchmen and the movie is the exact story. They change very, very little. It's more omission of some story that would be different.
I wouldn't recommend it to anybody but huge fans of the book. It's slow when it doesn't need to be. I felt the director was more a slave to the visuals of the book instead of using it to guide the action. He overused slow motion and used stationary cameras for long dialogue heavy scenes. It made the nearly 3 hour run time tick by slowly.
It looked EXACTLY like the graphic novel and it was visually precise. Special effects were impressive as well.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/06/0906:16 PM
oH ok Blahh thanks for the info- i love the graphic novel but am not a total fanboy so by what you said I bet i'll love the movie too. Thanks again for the info.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/07/0908:41 AM
It was great. Didn't even notice the time. Go see it in the theater. 4 stars.
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/07/0911:06 AM
Quote: Given the reviews, might just wait until the full 3.5+ hour DVD comes out.
Until then, hopefully all the hype will make a lot of people buy the graphic novel, and get their fucking minds blown, giant psychic squid style!
I'd never read it until about two weeks ago when I saw it in Target of all places. Glad I picked it up. Haven't decided if I'll go see it or wait for the DVD.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/07/0909:23 PM
Saw it in an IMAX theater. GREAT! My only gripe, why is the ending different from the graphic novel? 80% of the movie followed the comic panels, why'd they have to make Dr. Manhattan the fall guy and not go with the alien invasion plot?
Favorite Quote: "I'm not lock in here with you. You're locked in here with me."
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/07/0911:32 PM
Just got back from seeing what everybody else went to see this weekend. Second movie so far this year I felt the need to make the theater trip for(the other being The Wrestler). Both were quite excellent and really have nothing to say that hasn't been said before. Both came this close to drawing a tear to my eye in some parts, which hasn't really happened during a movie since I seen "Old Yellar" when I was 11.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/08/0904:58 PM
Looks like I'm late to the party but I saw Watchmen yesterday as well. Great flick, and it held my attention the whole time. I'm very eager to finish up watching the comic version now.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/08/0907:26 PM
Watched "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" last Sunday, and "Superbad" this Sunday.
They just don't make teenie sex comedies like they used to.
"Fast Times" was originally rated X and the filmmakers had to trim down the Jennifer Jason Leigh pool house sex scene.
"Superbad"'s nudity consisted of a porno mag cover with Teagan and an Internet video of Aurora Snow and Jenna Haze. If you blinked, you missed them both.
I wonder if, late at night, Sean Penn is partying with friends and resorts to Spicolli mode.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/10/0908:39 PM
I watched The Bridge, a documentary about Golden Gate Bridge suicide jumpers, that has footage of the actual suicide jumps in question and interviews with friends and family of the dead. There's actually not that much there for shock video fans. It's disturbing, profound, and sad on a much deeper level. I'm still recovering from it. Build the fucking barrier.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/11/0904:14 PM
Seen the movie yesterday and I seen the girl from the movie today at work. At first I thought whether or not it was her, but the tatoo on her neck gave it away:
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/11/0906:25 PM
I watched "16 Blocks". It mostly sucked because I hate hearing Mos Def mumble.
The reason I checked it out is that pretty much all the outdoor scenes were filmed in Toronto and one of my neighbors was an extra in it so (for some reason) she thought I should watch it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/11/0907:33 PM
Omoide poro poro -
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102587/ More great Ghibli, if you like this studio you'll love this one, it's slow but, with very powerful wondeful art and sounds. One of my favorites!
I give it 5 of 5 Monkeys -
The Reader -
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0976051/ I really enjoyed this, even though the holocaust movies are kinda played out, this one was touching on many levels and more about the human condition then the actions that took place.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/13/0906:44 PM
Since I dont know how to post pics ( I know very fucking lame after all these years ), but I watched Lady Sings the Blues, was on Showtime at 4am last nite, followed by Earth Girls are Easy (again), her body in that is fucking incredible, ( Geena Davis ) and this morning (cause I obviously suffer from fucked up sleep ) was The Departed which I still have not watched in whole, always catching bits and pieces and Sabrina loves it. I must see the whole thing.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/13/0906:50 PM
Quote: Seen the movie yesterday and I seen the girl from the movie today at work. At first I thought whether or not it was her, but the tatoo on her neck gave it away:
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/15/0903:01 PM
Just seen the Quantum of Solace. This movie is the worst Bond movie ever, honestly. What were they thinking when they wrote it? No gadgets, no evil plan, the Russian bond girls is not even a slut and the main bad guy doesn't even has a gun! What a load of crap!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/15/0904:25 PM
Quote: Just seen the Quantum of Solace. This movie is the worst Bond movie ever, honestly. What were they thinking when they wrote it? No gadgets, no evil plan, the Russian bond girls is not even a slut and the main bad guy doesn't even has a gun! What a load of crap!
Yeah it sucked, I know chicks and mo's dig Daniel Craig but he is a horrible Bond.
Before anyone brings up the whole "he is more like the Bond in the books" stuff, remember movie Bond and book Bond are two totally different animals.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/15/0904:53 PM
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Quote: Just seen the Quantum of Solace. This movie is the worst Bond movie ever, honestly. What were they thinking when they wrote it? No gadgets, no evil plan, the Russian bond girls is not even a slut and the main bad guy doesn't even has a gun! What a load of crap!
Yeah it sucked, I know chicks and mo's dig Daniel Craig but he is a horrible Bond.
Before anyone brings up the whole "he is more like the Bond in the books" stuff, remember movie Bond and book Bond are two totally different animals.
Yeah, this relaunch sucks. Casino Royale was okay, but the Quantum of Solace is definatly a shit. They couldv'e at least made the characters more interesting. Like the bad guy with somekind of metal thing sticking out of his head, like a zoom lens instead of an eye or something. Even the intro soundtrack sucked and the intro itself.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/15/0908:34 PM
Agreed, I loved the early bond stuff but it went downhill and became one long car commercial. The Craig one really added a new element to bond, more human, more believable.
I'm about to watch Irreversible, I hear it's one long rape film
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/17/0909:37 PM
Quote:
I'm about to watch Irreversible, I hear it's one long rape film
Okay so, the first 30 minutes are like Blair Witch on speed, the camera work is very hard on the eyes, secondly WAY to much homo talk, rectum this, rectum that, however I did learn to kill someone with a fire extinguisher, very brutal scene. And lastly, the rape scene is pretty hardcore, very violent, he even sniffs poppers as he does this, all in all, this film has it's moments.
I give it 2 monkeys
Next up the best druggy film ever made, Trainspotting!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/17/0910:56 PM
The Sir Roger Moore era was the best Bond for me. Can't stand this new guy at all.
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Quote: Just seen the Quantum of Solace. This movie is the worst Bond movie ever, honestly. What were they thinking when they wrote it? No gadgets, no evil plan, the Russian bond girls is not even a slut and the main bad guy doesn't even has a gun! What a load of crap!
Yeah it sucked, I know chicks and mo's dig Daniel Craig but he is a horrible Bond.
Before anyone brings up the whole "he is more like the Bond in the books" stuff, remember movie Bond and book Bond are two totally different animals.
Yeah, this relaunch sucks. Casino Royale was okay, but the Quantum of Solace is definatly a shit. They couldv'e at least made the characters more interesting. Like the bad guy with somekind of metal thing sticking out of his head, like a zoom lens instead of an eye or something. Even the intro soundtrack sucked and the intro itself.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/19/0904:23 PM
Quote: Sicko (very interesting and I love Moore anyway)
I liked Sicko as well. Okay, Moore exaggerates here and there and sometimes a lot. But I guess that's necessary to infiltrate the average American brain. Or any average brain.
It seems that part 2 is on schedule for a release this year. I had forgotten that they were doing a second part. I also learned that there might be another Departed with Marky Marks character. Done right I'll be waiting for both these flicks
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/21/0904:15 PM
Quote: W. --> Nice, not great. 3/5.
Did they have Bush doing a lot of physical humor, like the ford skits by chevy chase on SNL? Otherwise I don't think i would be entertained by even more bush.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/23/0907:53 PM
Marley and Me (heartbreaking ) Watchmen (not my type of movie, good but I dont like this type of shit) Mallcop (Officer Blart w/Kevin James) done really well at the movies but was really fucking lame and not funny IMO.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/23/0908:07 PM
Late last nite was Dangerous LIasons, always a good movie to watch, hot and sexy. And at 5 am was Earth Girls are Easy, (I watch it every single time it's on)...love to watch her body in the bikini and it's so 80's it's awesome (Geena Davis, she was so hot and sexy, then she just disappeared off the earth) Julie Brown (the original one, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, I believe that was his first movie)....pretty funny, corny but funny and like a cult classic.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/24/0910:09 AM
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Also got roped into watching "Twilight". Seriously? This is the sensation everyone is talking about? Are you fucking kidding me. What a piece of shit.
A-fucking-Men, it was total trash.
I had to work on the night it was released. There was a line of like 50 people and all of them were either female or whipped. The most laughable ones were the guys who shuffled up to the counter with their heads down using the softest voice they had to say that they needed two copies. Meaning not only did their wife/girlfriend have their dick in a mason jar in the pantry but they were also roped into getting a copy for their wife's/girlfriend's sister.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/24/0902:46 PM
Quote: You work at a video store? That's pathetic. How do you afford to pay for your studio apartment?
Asks the mope that lives with his grandparents. I would explain it to you but I think the big words like job interview and employment would go over your head.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/24/0902:56 PM
No dude, you are full on pathetic. That's the kind of job you have when your 15. If you work at a video store, then a relative is definitely supporting you.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/24/0904:38 PM
Quote: No dude, you are full on pathetic. That's the kind of job you have when your 15. If you work at a video store, then a relative is definitely supporting you.
Ryan, you take it in the ass for a living. You really think that's a better job?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/24/0904:58 PM
Quote:
Quote: No dude, you are full on pathetic. That's the kind of job you have when your 15. If you work at a video store, then a relative is definitely supporting you.
Ryan, you take it in the ass for a living. You really think that's a better job?
lol Since when is Flacido a hater of the working man?. Ohh..that's right. sorry Ryan.
Maybe I went into this with expectations that were too high. Maybe it just wasn't a good stoner movie. Either way I didn't really get into this and I tend to like movies like this. I'll give it another shot today and see if it holds my interest.
I also checked out The Strangers and wasn't expecting much from it once I realized Liv Tyler was in it. Boy was I wrong! This movie gave me quite a few good jolts and I really liked it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/25/0907:44 AM
Quote: I also checked out The Strangers and wasn't expecting much from it once I realized Liv Tyler was in it. Boy was I wrong! This movie gave me quite a few good jolts and I really liked it.
It was pretty awesome right?? I got a screener a long time ago and put off watching it for a month or so thinking it would be another crappy "The Grudge"/Japanese horror knockoff, but I was pleasantly surprised when I finally watched it.
The part that really creeped me out was how the "strangers" had no motive and they didn't elaborate on the characters at all.
Maybe I went into this with expectations that were too high. Maybe it just wasn't a good stoner movie. Either way I didn't really get into this and I tend to like movies like this. I'll give it another shot today and see if it holds my interest.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/25/0912:57 PM
^^^Thanks, I had no idea it was so well-known. I had never even heard of it, I thought it was some sort of underground movie. My b/f bought it for like 30 bucks.
I remember the turtle. The horror! And the guts! bleh!
Charlie Sheen thought it was a real snuff movie. I think it's really gory but doesn't seem realistic to me at all. More proof that Charlie Sheen's brain is being rotted away by syphilis.
If you like those movies Conquistador you should check out anything by Olaf Ittenbach if you haven't already. I've only seen youtube clips myself but they are fucking unreal.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/25/0901:54 PM
Quote: No dude, you are full on pathetic. That's the kind of job you have when your 15. If you work at a video store, then a relative is definitely supporting you.
When you're in your late forties and can no longer do fuck flicks to support your meth habbit you're going to have the same kind of job, or two, or three, if you're lucky. You make fun of low level workers but I doubt you even have enough life skills to be able to handle that kind of job for more than a week knox. Maybe if you're really lucky you can find work in one of those "young sluts with old farts" websites.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/25/0909:28 PM
When you're in your late forties and can no longer do fuck flicks to support your meth habbit you're going to have the same kind of job, or two, or three, if you're lucky. You make fun of low level workers but I doubt you even have enough life skills to be able to handle that kind of job for more than a week knox. Maybe if you're really lucky you can find work in one of those "young sluts with old farts" websites.
I doubt I'll be lucky enough for any of that shit but I am a Sagitarius. And honestly, I think a week itself is stretching it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/27/0903:07 PM
Quote: ^^^ Was that as awesome as it looks?
Let me guess, the movie is about Nazis who were trapped in the snow or in the ice and someone from the tourists/climbers did something that the Nazi's got defrosted.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/27/0905:47 PM
Quote: ^^^
Was that as awesome as it looks?
I'd give it maybe 3 out of 5 stars. It would have been over 4 stars, if there weren't so many funny moments. The gore effects used too much CGI. I'd say check it out for yourself, though. There's plenty of action and gore.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/27/0905:50 PM
Quote:
Quote: ^^^ Was that as awesome as it looks?
Let me guess, the movie is about Nazis who were trapped in the snow or in the ice and someone from the tourists/climbers did something that the Nazi's got defrosted.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/28/0908:17 AM
Bluecipher
Quote: Another classic Nazi Zombie movie - Shock Waves, with Peter Cushing. Still looking for the DVD.
Deepdiscount has it for a few dollars less than amazon. They Also offer free shipping, with no minimum purchases. But it takes a while to get delivered. Or download it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/28/0904:07 PM
^^ I've heard good things about this one but haven't seen it yet. Never had the chance to check out the Guinea Pig flicks either, but I've been told they're pretty crazy.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/28/0904:43 PM
@Vizzle: The guinea pig movies deliver at face value. They are great, what you expect is exactly what you get with them. It's like they really aren't specifically catering to anyone. If you are expecting to be disgusted, aroused, repulsed, whatever thy will deliver on that.
My favourite is the one about the man who couldn't die. No matter how hard he tried.
@MK-77: I like lots of the movies you post but I would appreciate you giving some comments on what you thought when you saw them. If you have nothing to say I understand.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/29/0903:10 PM
conq:
Quote: I also checked out The Strangers and wasn't expecting much from it once I realized Liv Tyler was in it. Boy was I wrong! This movie gave me quite a few good jolts and I really liked it.
I watched it this evening. After a bad first five minutes (I got seasick from the camera swinging), it picked up pace. Liv Tyler wasn't bad at all. The sound effects and musical score made it better than normal. There were more than a few 'whoa' moments.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/29/0908:02 PM
Bought a 2-DVD version of "The Fifth Element" used.
First half of the movie, very good; second half disintegrates into a lot of guns and 'plosians.
Some of the extras are interesting in that in 1997, CGI was in its infancy, and a lot of the special effects were done in a more time-consuming manner.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/03/0906:40 PM
^^^yeah. The 2nd one is just as funny! I can watch both of them over and over and they never get stale. Robert DeNiro with a fake boob strapped to his chest is a definitely a sight to see!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/03/0906:50 PM
really..?
I can only take so much Ben Stiller. He peaked in the Cohen Brothers movie "What About Mary". His fucken daft act of painful stupidity mixed with Coke Stevensons "who,what..me?" simplicity doesn't serve to carry a movie. Much less a sequel. DeNiro was decent but Stiller has maybe two expressions and they both suck.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/03/0907:03 PM
Robert DeNiro is my favorite person in those movie(s). He reminds me of a lot of my friends dads. And he is just adorable with the family cat.
I know what you're saying though. I hate Ben Stiller when he plays annoying characters ala Zoolander or Dodgeball. I can think of some funny parts of Meet the Parents though... "bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb"
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/04/0907:08 AM
Quote: really..?
I can only take so much Ben Stiller. He peaked in the Cohen Brothers movie "What About Mary". His fucken daft act of painful stupidity mixed with Coke Stevensons "who,what..me?" simplicity doesn't serve to carry a movie. Much less a sequel. DeNiro was decent but Stiller has maybe two expressions and they both suck.
To me Ben stiller stopped being funny when he stopped impersonating Eddie Munster. I don't find him funny. He's just morbidly pathetic and not in a good way.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/04/0909:36 AM
The Doors (was on Cable)
Taxi Cab Confessions Part 3 (never saw this one, it's pretty good though)
And Hookers at the Point @3am, couldnt sleep cause I feel asleep at 12am, then Im up from 12am til 5am...then I fall asleep so good and had to get up for an appt. at 9am. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/04/0907:31 PM
"Adventureland" sorta disappointing, I was all pumped going in because it was set in 1987 Pittsburgh and shot at Kennywood but neither of those things really played into it.
It's not anything like Superbad which a lot of people in the theater thought it would be due to the ads.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/05/0910:17 AM
Quote: "Adventureland" sorta disappointing, I was all pumped going in because it was set in 1987 Pittsburgh and shot at Kennywood but neither of those things really played into it.
It's not anything like Superbad which a lot of people in the theater thought it would be due to the ads.
I went into Adventureland expecting one thing (a Superbad style comedy) and came out of it kind of happy that it wasn't that at all. I really, really liked it. I thought it was a great coming of age story; and man did they nail the 80s right!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/06/0905:02 AM
Quote:
Quote: "Adventureland" sorta disappointing, I was all pumped going in because it was set in 1987 Pittsburgh and shot at Kennywood but neither of those things really played into it.
It's not anything like Superbad which a lot of people in the theater thought it would be due to the ads.
I went into Adventureland expecting one thing (a Superbad style comedy) and came out of it kind of happy that it wasn't that at all. I really, really liked it. I thought it was a great coming of age story; and man did they nail the 80s right!
I guess my problem was with the main actors, Jesse Eisenberg is a poor mans Michael Cera, and I can't stand Ryan Reynolds.
The did a decent job capturing the 80's in general but some of the fashion was off, in Pittsburgh during the summer of 1987 everyone was wearing Jams and Vans or metal t-shirts with cut off jeans, not American flag bandanna's, acid washed jeans or polo shirts.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/06/0904:18 PM
Quote: I guess my problem was with the main actors, Jesse Eisenberg is a poor mans Michael Cera, and I can't stand Ryan Reynolds.
The did a decent job capturing the 80's in general but some of the fashion was off, in Pittsburgh during the summer of 1987 everyone was wearing Jams and Vans or metal t-shirts with cut off jeans, not American flag bandanna's, acid washed jeans or polo shirts.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/11/0912:18 PM
Agree with loopnode.
I got Two Sisters at one of the stalls in a Chinatown mall that sells 10 DVDs for 20 bucks on a whim.
I thought it was dull, but not terrible.
The movie that I judge all against is one of those ancient versions of Nosferatu (don't have it handy) which consists of a mind-piercingly boring carriage travel sequence for pretty much the duration of the film. Calling is a "sequence" might be a bit generous.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/12/0901:30 PM
Quote: "Adventureland" sorta disappointing, I was all pumped going in because it was set in 1987 Pittsburgh and shot at Kennywood but neither of those things really played into it.
It's not anything like Superbad which a lot of people in the theater thought it would be due to the ads.
wow, yeah I kinda wanted to see that...now I'm on the fence.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/12/0910:34 PM
We're on the "Pre-Code Hollywood" collection from Universal, who owns the Paramount rights up to 1948. Don't get that, but whatev....
In Hot Saturday, young, small town bank clerk Ruth Brock (Nancy Carroll) gets reeled in by small-town millionaire--and social disturbance--Mr. Sheffield (Cary Grant). She gets set up by a jealous lover at her bank, who schemes to get her fired and blackballed by her family and the whole town. It works. In the end, she jumps in Mr. Sheffield's car and motors off for New York. Quite an indictment of small-town America, if there ever was one.
Next was Torch Singer with Claudette Colbert as an unwed mother who gives up her baby for adoption (whores take note), then changes her name and achieves superstardom as New York's most notorious torch singer and party girl, only to be convienently reunited with the baby daddy in the last two minutes of the film, changing her ways back to soulful mommy. Claudette Colbert is/was fucking hot.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/17/0907:37 AM
Quote: For some reason I will never get sick of this cheesy ass movie
I grew up pretty close to where most of the Lukas Haas scenes were filmed. Way out in the boondocks, it's no wonder none of Nicholson's scenes were scheduled at this location. Dropping Nicholson in a conservative town with a population of 200 people would be like dropping a deuce in the punch bowl on prom night.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/18/0907:39 PM
Last night we watched "Merrily We Go to Hell." A story about my second favorite subject: drinking.
Frederic March plays a lush reporter who wins the affections of a wholesome heiress (Sylvia Sidney). They marry and he swears off booze until his play hits Broadway and is a huge hit. He starts fooling around with his floozy ex, so his wife responds by leading a flirty life of her own (with Cary Grant). Eventually, she tires of the life and moves back in with her rich family. When the reporter finds out his wife just gave birth, he rushes to her side, and in 30 seconds, everything is happy again. Decent "pre-production-code" film exploring controversial topics of the 1930s, like unwed mothers and flapper-girl-leftovers.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/24/0908:17 PM
Schindlers' List then I feel asleep after the lst hour.... I also watched Eyes Wide Shut (love it) and watched What every Happened to Baby Jane (love that movie) But cha are Blanche, But cha are......so good, so many classic lines, an excellent movie.
Going to watch Dark Knight w/ Ledger even thought I saw it in the movie, its on Pay Per View....gonna go watch it again. Later folks. Behave yourselves.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/01/0905:50 PM
You know, I'm not sure the hole in my life that was conquistador and Alex Panzer really needed to be filled. Oh, wait, that hole was my ass. And no, it definitely doesn't need to be filled.
In answer to the question, the last Movie I watched was something that makes me seem cool or unique and you less so and that's all you need to know.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/03/0906:52 PM
Watched this one
Didn't know much about it before watching it but i was very pleased with it. It is a mix of western and horror, acting was decent, special effects were good. So if you like westerns then give it a try.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/0906:02 PM
Saw Wolverine last night. Pretty damn good...would have been better if they slowed the camera down a tad so you can see Hugh Jackmans butt when he's running naked!!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/05/0909:04 PM
A total and absolute travesty. Basically this is Transformers rehashed with an attempt to include a few trekkie rules. Terminator Salvation is the exact same thing with different rule changes.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/08/0905:18 PM
Quote: A total and absolute travesty. Basically this is Transformers rehashed with an attempt to include a few trekkie rules. Terminator Salvation is the exact same thing with different rule changes.
The Star Trek franchise has been in the shitter for a long time. The best thing that could happen is that hollywood leaves Startrek alone for the next 10 or 20 years.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/09/0909:39 AM
Party Monster (Alig/St. James story of Alig killing the drug dealer and then chopping him up and putting him in the river, still in jail, was supposed to come out this year, but just received an email that they found percocets in his urine and he may have to stay another 4 years, he is very very ill in there right now...he may wind up in a wheelchair). That's if anyone care or even knows about these Club Kids.
Grey Gardens (again for the 4th time), love love love it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/10/0903:06 PM
Heckler. Funny as fuck. Though it's hard to feel for celebrities...
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/10/0905:39 PM
Quote: A total and absolute travesty. Basically this is Transformers rehashed with an attempt to include a few trekkie rules. Terminator Salvation is the exact same thing with different rule changes.
it was a 50/50.....so basicly you will NEVER get the orginial cast and crew tog again.....under any way....they dont know how to create anything new so....it was a 50.50 for me....alright.....noting to buy when it comes out on br.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/13/0901:25 AM
Powder Blue. Jessica Biel as a stripper, stripping. Topless and stuff. The film contains about five minutes of fuck fantasy, the rest's interesting as well. Some joker on IMDB meant it'd be enough to just cut the pieces together featuring flesh and compared it to Showgirls. Not really.
The Girlfriend Experience. OK film, nothing too exciting. The Grey doesn't do a bad job not taking dicks here, although her dressed performance isn't so special. Average maybe. Tits are seen after the credits, where she cleans and massages some John in a tub. "You're so tense." Well.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/15/0910:14 PM
I just saw Taken. It was a good movie. Kind of like 8mm meets Die Hard. Only real disappointment was that I watched the unrated version and didn't see any titties. But the action was good, and the storyline ok.
The ones I'm looking forward to this summer:
GI JOE Terminator Slavation Land of the Lost the Dillenger movie
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/16/0906:55 AM
THe Wrestler- Rourke was top notch as was tomei The movie itself however might not be a favorite of people who have no interest in wrestling. It is still a good movie as a character study but people who don't know wrestling will miss out on a lot.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/16/0912:08 PM
I just finished watching Taken. Loved it, I couldn't have made a better flick myself. If you like revenge flicks and action then this is a movie for you. Good job by Liam in the lead role as well.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/16/0908:33 PM
Watched Star Trek last Tuesday. It was a lot better than I thought it could be. Good effects, decent cast, respectful to the mythology and occasionally really funny. It's oddly missing some spark in it though, because as much as I liked it, it hasn't dominated my thinking for days after like some films do.
Watched Bolt again tonight. I think that one is flippin awesome.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/17/0908:02 AM
Quote: I just finished watching Taken. Loved it, I couldn't have made a better flick myself. If you like revenge flicks and action then this is a movie for you. Good job by Liam in the lead role as well.
I liked that movie, the concept of spoiled girls getting kidnapped in Paris and turned into sex slaves...I think that it is hot.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/20/0901:34 PM
Went to see Angels and Demons. Decent flick but painfully predictable. I never read the book so I have no idea if it is accurate to the fans of Dan Brown.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/20/0906:28 PM
Quote: I read a little bit about August Underground the other day, but didn't bother checking for it. Did you see the original?
Not yet, because I haven't found a download for it. There is a torrent that has the whole set of four, I wish I knew that before downloading the other three, Individually. I don't want to download the whole set, just for one movie, and I haven't found the single, yet.
I know someone who has seen all four. He said the last two were the best of the four. But that he thought it was a bad set of movies, in general. Still, I plan to watch all four for myself, and make up my own mind.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/20/0910:38 PM
For the 546th time, I finished watching the world's greatest sports film.
Announcer: Droget Pouin
Fans: Frog Pussy!!!!
Reggie: You ever consider Braden was a faggot?
Denny: Are you kidding, he has a big cock, like a horse.
Johnny: I'm gonna be fuckin' callin' my brother, lookin' for work at the Chrysler plant.
Braden: they teach you how to underline in college
Dunlop: not the fuck scenes, they don't
Hanson Brothers: Dave's a killer.
Johnny: Dave's a mess.
Denny: you make me sick when you speak, morris.
Strother Martin: Reg, that reminds me, one year, Eddie Shore sent me this guy who was a chronic masturbator. Damnit, if he wouldn't take deliberate penalties just so he could get in that penalty box all alone...and damn..mmm mm mmm mm mm mmmm
Dunlop: aww geez
Dunlop: Hey Hanrahan, Suzanne sucks pussy...I know I know...she's a lesbian...a lesbian...
Hanrahan: Son of a bitch!!!!!
Tim McCracken: Dunlop, you suck cock.
Reggie: [smiles] all I can get.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/27/0901:32 AM
Quote: Yeah, I saw Terminator. Plenty of action, blah blah. 3 stars out of 5.
I gave the new Star Trek 3½ out of 5 too, btw.
I agree. I was disappointed with terminator. needed more sfx, cgi and crazy futuristic mech stuff. the marcus wright plot line was much more interesting than the john conner prophet of the resistance theme.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/27/0904:50 PM
I saw Terminator over the holiday weekend. McG is a terrible director and my worst fears were realized. The special effects were well done and some of the action sequences were entertaining. But McG just has no idea how to convey a story without resorting to cliched scenes and hokey dialogue. Wait until it comes out on video. You aren't missing much.
Re: What is the last Movie you Watched? - 06/07/0909:01 PM
Hunger Amazing movie about the 1981 Irish Hunger Strike and the last days of Bobby Sands. It's a fucking crime that the movie and Michael Fassbender(who played Sands) didn't even show up on the radar at Oscar time.
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Re: What is the last Movie you Watched? - 06/11/0908:47 AM
So I saw it before a bazillion times....but it was the EXTENDED CUT!!!
There was some nudity in the film....women have pubes...since when?????
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/18/0907:40 PM
I rented The Godfather Part I, II and III on blu-ray disc, it should've been the Coppola restoration Gunker mentioned. While the first part looked really good, the second and third ones definitely looked better. The pacing's just fine; I didn't think it was too long at all.
Other recently watched films are:
The Invasion, the remake of The Body Snatchers, average. Ultraviolet, sci-fi trash. Vertical Limit, TV trash. Cloverfield, POV without porn involved. Nothing for people with motion sickness. Crank, HD video edited on something not available in the supermarket. Bangkok Dangerous, the remake with Nicolas Cage, stylish action trash. Star Ship Troopers, sci-fi action parody trash. Pride And Glory, a solid cop thriller. Rescue Dawn, Werner Herzog directed Christian Bale here. Nice. Meet The Robinsons, an average animated feature. Madagascar 2, a lame animated feature. Bolt, an okay animated feature.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/19/0910:31 PM
Quote: Gran Torino....its Eastwood at his best...he's like 75 and still a Bad Ass
Just saw that last weekend. I agree, Eastwood is great. Pure formula flick done well enough that you don't mind. Not as good as Unforgiven, but better than Heartbreak Ridge.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/22/0912:33 AM
Murder at 1600 because im a sucker for the $5 bargin bin but my goodness what a pile of shit, though it was worth the $5 to watch dennis miller act like he has been shot, the last 3 minutes might be the most ridiculous in cinematic history. I give it 2 pissing monkeys out of 8
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/26/0911:36 PM
Not too bad but really not worth all the hooplah it's currently causing in Europe. Doubtful this will get an American release but stranger things have happened.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/27/0901:13 PM
I watched "Martyrs" two night ago and it was fucking amazing. Last night I watched "Repo The Genetic Opera", which was also amazing. I'm off work for at least another week with a knee injury, so I'm catching up on my movies. Tonight, I'm going to watch "Let The Right One In", which I'm told is also really good.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/27/0901:22 PM
Quote: Not too bad but really not worth all the hooplah it's currently causing in Europe. Doubtful this will get an American release but stranger things have happened.
EDIT: they got an American distro. Weird.
What is the title of it Loop? Any movie with humping in a tree of hands can't be bad
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/10/0906:01 PM
Saw Bruno today and want the hour and twenty minutes of my life back. Thankfully I work at the theatre, so didn't have to pay to get in. Also, I thought Martyrs was fantastic!!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/11/0912:46 AM
Somebody watched 2001, read Solaris then figured nobody would know the difference if they "kinda" did something similar. Cheeky bastard; like you thought nobody would know how hard you tried.
This one is one of my favorites, I watched it a bunch of times, often laughing hysterically. Here are some parts that were not in the YouTube clip that I think are worth adding:
1)How the old man made a video train for his kid.
2)The fat warden porno collection in his office and the mints in the eye.
3)How the main warden pokes out the eye to the guy who laid down the red carpet that the fat kid tripped on.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/01/0903:30 PM
Quote: i watched alig in da house cause i liked borat alot but i didnt get this at all the part with the dog kinda grossed me out
Ali G. in da House is great. But you need some understanding of the British political system and (more or less) current affairs. Can't blame you for missing the clues in it.
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/05/0904:50 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/17/0904:00 PM
Quote: THIS movie was fucking GREAT!!
Nugent- I was interested in seeing this but then read a review in ew that indicated it might be a little to political for my tastes? Did you find it's politics to be such that it in any way dwarfed an entertaining story/action?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/17/0904:07 PM
Quote:
Nugent- I was interested in seeing this but then read a review in ew that indicated it might be a little to political for my tastes? Did you find it's politics to be such that it in any way dwarfed an entertaining story/action?
I didn't find political undertones shoved in my face, I was able to enjoy the overall mix of the movie. Social context with the way the aliens were treated? Sure. But not obnoxious, or at all preachy. Really excellent time at the movies. Shouldn't say anything else, don't want to spoil it!!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/17/0907:18 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Nugent- I was interested in seeing this but then read a review in ew that indicated it might be a little to political for my tastes? Did you find it's politics to be such that it in any way dwarfed an entertaining story/action?
I didn't find political undertones shoved in my face, I was able to enjoy the overall mix of the movie. Social context with the way the aliens were treated? Sure. But not obnoxious, or at all preachy. Really excellent time at the movies. Shouldn't say anything else, don't want to spoil it!!
Ok, thanks man that is what i wanted to know. I want to be entertained at the movies, and apparently this provides the entertainment- thanks for the heads up.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/18/0906:37 AM
The Last American Virgin
I havn't seen this movie since the late 80s. The chick still pisses me off at the end. I think this movie may have been one of the things that planted the seeds of my misogyny before real girls made the seeds grow and blossom.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/21/0904:47 PM
Got to watch Inglorious Basterds last night after the theatre closed down. I won't lie, I was expecting a lot more out of it. It was nowhere near as violent as I was expecting (and maybe hoping) but it wasn't all that bad. Pretty long though, does drag in some parts.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/21/0904:58 PM
Any Good though?
I tend to think Tarintino sucks because I do not want a former video clerk masturbating in public. Not all video store workers should be making movies and he is a great example of that. Seeing lots of movies doesn't make you good at making movies.
Same deal with Henry Rollins, who gives a shit what a guy who worked at TCBY says about anything? May as well just look it up yourself.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/22/0912:32 PM
Carnal Knowledge w/Ann Margert, havent seen it for a while, and its good to see when its been a while, she' gorgeous in that pic, then again all her pics was fabulous, especially in Tommy & Viva Las Vegas, I saw her in Concert ( lame I know ) but this was the end of the 80s and she was a sexy fucker to watch, she enterainted the audience like no tomorrow and got pretty good reviews, I as glad I got to see her cause soon after that she feel off stage and got really hurt.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/22/0901:00 PM
Gurotesuku (2009)
Just banned in Britain, this is the ultimate in gore videos
it makes Snuff102, Hostel and Cannibal Holocaust look like
a Disney film. The plot is very thin, the real action is in
the realism and characters, I don’t know what I found more
disturbing, the brutal scenes or the psychological games he
plays with the victims.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/29/0912:39 PM
Totally disappointed in this one. There is a good reason that it flopped at the box office. It wasn't any better than a mediocre episode of the actual TV show...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/04/0910:56 AM
I know a ton of people in that film. A lot of it was shot here. Jesse lives around the corner from me and I worked with Mike Dubue for a while. Check out Jenilee Murray in it. She is hottttttttttttt.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/04/0904:30 PM
Rewatched "The World's Greatest Sinner", written, directed and starring the always out-of-control Timothy Carey. Narrated by Paul Frees. Soundtrack by a then unheard-of Frank Zappa.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/04/0905:55 PM
Quote: Funny Games w/ Michael Pitt (2007) It sucked big time.
That was a fucked up movie Gyps.. I liked it for the freak factor, there's like three scenes I won't ever forget. But I agree with you..It pretty much sucked.
MK... just a question and there will be no follow ups.
Do you really watch/listen to all the fucked up titles/albums you post or is the cover art what appeals to you?.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/05/0904:13 PM
LouCypher
Quote: MK... just a question and there will be no follow ups.
Do you really watch/listen to all the fucked up titles/albums you post
Yes.
LouCypher
Quote: or is the cover art what appeals to you?.
The cover art is what it is...But it's not the reason why I would watch a movie, or listen to an album. Some of it I've already owned for years. Some is just stuff I've decided to watch or listen to, after doing some google searches. A lot of it (music or movies) is also recommended to me by other people. Or they might just post something, and I decide it may be interesting, so I check it out. Then there's the subscriptions I have to individuals who put out my favorite type of movie torrents. Usually older, obscure movies, like the last one I posted.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/13/0911:08 AM
Really glad I didn't pay for this at the theater. The first one was better. Both are silly, but this one requires beyond impossible suspension of disbelief...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/17/0908:51 PM
Intacto (Intact)
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/18/0906:45 PM
Quote: Really glad I didn't pay for this at the theater. The first one was better. Both are silly, but this one requires beyond impossible suspension of disbelief...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/18/0910:11 PM
Retarded movie. Some good gory parts though... and Kim Basinger says 2 words I never imagined I'd hear coming out of her mouth, except in my dreams. LOL.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/20/0912:38 AM
Quote:
Michael Moore doing a film slamming capitalism is like Pablo Escobar doing a film slamming cocaine.
It was actually pretty well edited just not the sort of subject I really need hammered into me. I've never really enjoyed Moore's films, but I like that he's out doing this and annoying someone. Tonight I was dragged to see this. As embarrassing as it is to admit, I enjoyed it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/24/0902:04 AM
Saw the world premier @ Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood tonight. Wish I had been stoned. GREAT opening credits! Very funny movie. Actually ran into Woody Harrelson after the movie. Really cool guy.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/24/0905:40 PM
Ironic ! I'm watching ^ the original as I post ! By the way, I can't stand that retard Michael Moore. He's as big a liar as the politicians he criticizes.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/24/0906:30 PM
Quote: Ironic ! I'm watching ^ the original as I post ! By the way, I can't stand that retard Michael Moore. He's as big a liar as the politicians he criticizes.
I think that Moore is funny. I hate all kinds of politics.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/30/0906:42 PM
Quote: ^^Big Fish is a really good movie that didnt get enough hype.
I watched Wanted last night w/Jolie, it was pretty good actually.
It seems we have similar taste in movies. Maybe since I don't hate you anymore, we could catch a flick sometime. Maybe afterward go to one of those trendy over-priced coffee bars and sit there drinking a latte' and talking about how not long ago we couldn't imagine that we would be sitting there together Back on topic though, I don't know if there has ever been a Tim Burton movie that has not been properly hyped. I believe the title and the premise was what made me avoid this gem back when it was in theaters. I also didn't know that Steve Buscemi was in it. I enjoy watching his work so much, I might be gay for him.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/01/0903:03 PM
Quote:
Quote:
I love this movie. First saw it as a kid late at night at my grandmother's house and for weeks I imagined seeing Nazi zombies lurking in the garden.
People who get reminded of this movie, always mention their recollection of seeing it when they were kids.
Even though it had Horror genre Icons Peter Cushing, and John Carradine, it was made with a $200,000 budget. (In Florida) More of a throwback of old time horror that relied less on gore and nudity, and more on atmosphere and suspense.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/01/0905:17 PM
Quote:
Quote: ^^Big Fish is a really good movie that didnt get enough hype.
I watched Wanted last night w/Jolie, it was pretty good actually.
It seems we have similar taste in movies. Maybe since I don't hate you anymore, we could catch a flick sometime. Maybe afterward go to one of those trendy over-priced coffee bars and sit there drinking a latte' and talking about how not long ago we couldn't imagine that we would be sitting there together
I will treat you to Saw 6 on the 30th, I cant wait, 5 sucked, and they promised to wrap it up and answer all questions. I will even spring for the coffee, Im not a cheap date, I dont mind spending money.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/02/0912:34 AM
The movie follows the last days of (fictional) Berlin serial-killer The Lipstick Killer, Lothar Schramm (Florian Koerner von Gustorf). Everything we see unfolds from within his mind, as he lies dying in a mix of blood and white paint alone in his apartment. It’s a series of flashbacks; Schramm’s life passing before him under his twitching eyes.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/02/0903:15 AM
Quote: Rules of Attraction
Saw this one late. About a year ago. Meh. The whole "it crowd" cast left me less than impressed. Though it could have been the fact that I was watching it with a fine Cuban girl, and was hardly paying any attention.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/04/0904:45 PM
"Whip It" better than I thought it would be reminded me of "Breaking Away". They filmed it around where I live last summer, it sucked since I was traveling a ton for work and wasn't able to hit on Juliette Lewis at one of the local bars.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/07/0908:00 PM
The original "Inglorious Bastards" In the extras Quentin Tarantino chats with the original director. Tarantino is a freak show. He looks like an aesexual Frankenstein monster and waves and motions with his hands like an Italian with a gang of bees after him. The disc was fucked up. It was from Netflix. Still worth watching . Can't go wrong with the acting talents of Bo Svenson and Fred Williamson !
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/11/0902:49 PM
I watched "The Descent" last night and "Doomsday" this afternoon. Enjoyed both. The Descent scared me a lot more than I figured it would, which is nice because I don't scare easily during movies.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/23/0907:53 AM
I saw that movie in college at a theater the first time. Me and some friends got all smoked up and laughed our asses off. My face was sore for 2 days !
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/23/0909:25 PM
I'm not really an old movie watcher , but i just got this really hot picture of an old actress named Wanda McKay , and today i decided to watched a movie of hers from 1943 called The Black Raven on youtube . Broken down in 10 clips . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-A4CnbOh54
I also started watching another movie of hers on youtube called Jungle Goddess from 1949 . What's good about this movie is that on youtube it is dubbed over by Mystery Sience Theatre 3000 .
If anyone is interested in this for a good laugh (Jungle Goddess) , the movie on youtube is broken down in 10 clips , and it actually starts in Part 3 at around the 8:15 minute mark . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwv9C4wBlNE
I don't know if this thumbnail will work . The picture was too large to add as an attachment .
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/27/0909:08 PM
Triumph Des Willens. Man I could have railed Leni Riefenstahl back in the day s filming Der Fuehrer. Shicklgruber prolly just wanted Leni to squat over his face and piss on him.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/29/0905:57 PM
I can only speak to the first but me and my ex went to see it in the theater when it came out and made fun of the stupidity all the way through. If you like bad movies then you need to see it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/29/0907:39 PM
Quote: Are these movies as good as they look in these posters?
Nope. The Wrong Turn 3 has the most terrible acting ever, but you should watch it for the gory death scenes that have some cheap effects. Both movies were really predictable.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/30/0912:35 AM
Quote: I just watched Starship Troopers 3. All I came away with was that Nicole Tupper.... AMAZING TITS!
Wow, she looks a whole lot like Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I can't even tell you how much jizz I launched in her honor due to the pool scene.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/08/0902:16 AM
Quote: ^ Full Moon videos are usually pretty good. Very fucking silly !
Bit of trivia. The movie was made in 1967 and everybody who had a part in it, credited and not credited, are dead save three. And they were no one anyones ever heard of.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/08/0906:01 PM
Cleetus VanDamme
Quote:
Quote: Saw this last night.
Hated that flick- what did you think of it MK?
This was a slasher flick, so there's only so much that you can expect from it. It started out good, but then got silly midway through it. Then the ending sucked. One of the good things about this movie were the gore effects. It was refreshingly absent of any CGI. They looked like something that Tom Savini might have done. I think when the girl found out who she really was, it was kinda interesting. The thing I disliked the most was that it had another one of those cheesy girl-power endings. Which was very boring, predictable, and anti climatic.
To me, a good ending is something like Steven King's The Mist, or The Strangers. Either it should end in doom and nobody gets out alive, or be heavily ironic, and depressive. Unhappy endings are always better IMO.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/09/0908:38 AM
I saw Paranormal Activity the other night at the theatre... and the last 15 minutes of the movie scared the shit out of me. Had a rough sleep that night!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/09/0909:33 AM
Quote: I saw Paranormal Activity the other night at the theatre... and the last 15 minutes of the movie scared the shit out of me. Had a rough sleep that night!
Me too, that movie was definitely effective. They did a heck of a lot with very little.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/16/0907:18 PM
Last night I watched this interesting movie about this girl and her vicious dog who hates cats. The sheriff orders the dog destroyed, and once the girl leaves town, the first thing she does is kill the first person who reminds her of the cat owner whom she irrationally blames for her dog's misbehavior.
For some reason, she takes the woman's shoes as a trophy, refuses to give them to the woman's sister and then gathers three vagrant, misfit, outcasts of society to help her kill the sister, too, only to trade the shoes for a ride home and blame the whole incident on a concussion and claim as far as she was concerned it was all a dream.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/18/0909:06 PM
Quote:
Quote: The first 10 minutes of this movie is my wish list of how I want my life to be.
Retired to a villa in Spain? Or am I misremembering?
Yep. In a villa on the coast with a woman you are madly in love/lust with. Having a few drinks and cooking steaks out by the pool in late evening or going to a fancy restaurant with friends.
I really liked the mood and the atmosphere set in the opening of that movie. I forgot how much until I just re-watched it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/18/0909:25 PM
Quote: I'd want a younger "less worn" woman than he had.
I would too, but I think the casting director, director, and producer were trying to show that Ray Winstone was worn out too (this point is made in the movie by Gandhi/Ben Kingsley)and that they had been together for many years. I'm sure when they first ran away together to Spain she was a hot, young, piece of ass.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/18/0909:47 PM
Quote: I'm sure when they first ran away together to Spain she was a hot, young, piece of ass.
Good point! Didn't think about that in my fantasy! I was thinking about me NOW.
Certainly the plot after the 1st 10 wouldn't work with a young bimbette.
It was among the first movies I saw via NetFlix when NetFlix was young. Kingsley and McShane were fucking scary. Came to really enjoy/respect McShane with Deadwood.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/18/0911:44 PM
It did have James Fox in it who I didn't recognize the first time I saw it. He played in "King Rat" with George Segal which used to be my favorite movie/book of all time for a short while. This movie, or the book, should be required reading for anybody wanting to join XPT.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/08/0909:49 PM
The Ralph Nader doc An Unreasonable Man.
Al Gore is a cocksucker and his supporters that blame Nader for 2000 should be looking a)at the people who actually stole the election and b) in the fucking mirror.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/09/0906:52 PM
I sit down on the hard ground and cry a little. I fish my aged cock out of my jeans as though I can mark the scene with pleasure so later I can find it and reread it for understanding. Once imagined, it is my responsibility to jack off in front of it all. The air feels funny on my cock, which usually squirms like a larva in the darkness
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/16/0905:37 PM
Diamonds are Forever.
I originally saw this at a drive-in after it's first run. It was my first James Bond, and my first viewed nipple slip with the bikini strangle at the beginning. So I was a bit nostalgic when watching.
Always like the movie, but I never liked the end of the Las Vegas car chase since the continuity was all wrong [car is up on two wheels on the passenger side when it goes into the narrow alley and it comes out with only the driver's side wheels touching].
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/17/0907:21 AM
That's probably my favorite of the Bond pictures (The Living Daylights is right there with it and Thunderball and From Russia WIth Love aren't very far off). I'm probably in a very distinct minority on this, but Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd are my two favorite Bond villians of all time.
Useless Bond Trivia
Mr. Kidd is played by Putter Smith who was the bassist on the Righteous Brothers recording of You've Lost That Lovin Feeling.
The guy that plays Shady Tree in that movie was Dean Martin's uncle.
There was originally a small scene with Sammy Davis Jr. in the film but it was thankfully relocated to the cutting room floor. It did not jive at all with the vibe of the rest of the film.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/17/0904:01 PM
Watched Albert Finney's "Scrooge" this morning/afternoon.
Watching George C. Scott's "A Christmas Carol" in between downloads now.
I'll probably watch 2 or 3 other versions of the Dickens classic before Christmas, for certain the Sim version -- perhaps even re-read the book.
I LOVE the story; a corrupted man redeemed after an epiphany through tangible acts of social justice in the real world instead of, say, unearned forgiveness merely for the asking through blind faith to an imaginary realm.
DVRed the classic Michael Rennie version of "The Day the Earth Stood Still" for viewing tonight. Sadly I saw most of the Keanu Reeves version on HBO will in Florida. Have to watch the classic to wash the pain of that awful, needless remake from my consciousness.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/22/0906:47 AM
Quote: Julie and Julia. Charming little film actually...
Thought about watching it.
I find Amy Adams adorable [the last time I had "wallpaper" on my PC, she was it], but I find Streep so painfully unattractive and annoying that I can't seem to sit thru her films.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/26/0902:48 PM
Fall of The Republic - The Presidency of Barack H. Obama
For the first time in months, I decided to watch a comedy. I knew this director and I'd thoroughly enjoyed his earlier movies, so my expectations were quite high.
It was disappointing. Usually, this director is also the leading actor, which makes for a lot of lulz, because of his over-acting. But not in this one: too much sub-standard acting by talent-lacking people.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/26/0903:42 PM
Quote: I've been watching old Sherlock Holmes movies for the last couple of days on TCM.
What a coinkeedink. I've been laying around on the couch all day, wrapped up in a blanket, drinking hot tea, nursing a very mild hang-over and enjoying being totally lazy with Sherlock playing on the T.V. all morning, afternoon, evening...
I'm a huge Sherlock Holmes fan and I remember struggling to stay up late in grade school in order to watch the Basil Rathbone movies.
If you like Sherlock Holmes though, nobody does it better than the Granada Television version with Jeremy Brett. Pretty true to the original stories and excellent production values, it is the gold standard. I got the complete series on a 12 DVD set, but BBC America runs episodes once in a while.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/26/0910:56 PM
"Watchmen Ultimate Cut" DVD.
Hurm....
First 90 minutes, great, culminating in Dr. Manhattan's origin story with Phillip Glass soundtrack and a Hal 900 soliloquy ...second 90 minutes not so good, stuff happened too fast...hurm...Antarctica??
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/31/0903:51 PM
This:
and this:
From time to time, I like to watch these disaster movies, especially now with all the computer graphics. I liked them both, but '2012' was a tad bit more spectacular.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/31/0905:43 PM
Salo.
It's still the same rotten shitball of a movie as it was when I first watched it. I like this movie quite a bit.
It's interesting that it's fandom is kind of viral. Like the total opposite of "Repo Man" which works as a group effort drunken movie. Salo is a movie you watch alone.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/01/1004:24 PM
9 to 5 Day in Porn (finally). Most of the folks in it come off pretty good IMO. I thought Sasha was good. I would buy that jew Spiegler a drink any day of the week. Otto Bauer seems like a creep and Sharon Mitchell sounds full of shit. Hey, has anybody ever confirmed her story of getting raped and almost killed by a crazy fan? Like, was he arrested and all that shit? Or is it just a story she has been telling forever that everybodya accepts it as truth?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/06/1002:53 PM
Surrogates
Nice enough. The underlying idea of the movie can really make you think about the consequences of ever-advancing technology/AI. I doubt it has had that effect with many viewers though.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/08/1011:05 PM
Quote: Jennifer's Body. It was blah. Megan Fox sure is hot, albeit in a super-slutty Sapphire stripper kind of way. I'd still do her.
I couldn't agree with you more, the movie was blah and Megan Fox is And there was a couple of good songs on the soundtrack. Florence and the Machine rocks.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/16/1007:13 PM
Quote: Surrogates
Nice enough. The underlying idea of the movie can really make you think about the consequences of ever-advancing technology/AI. I doubt it has had that effect with many viewers though.
Well most people aren't Dutch fagot necrophiliacs either.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/28/1012:24 AM
Quote: The Hurt Locker. I liked it right up to the ending. Then there was bad dialogue and heavy metal and the credits were rolling and I was like WTF?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/30/1008:39 PM
The Last Picture Show.
Along with "Nashville", one of the most overrated movies of the last golden age (1968-1975) of movie-making. Heavy-handed cinematography and indifference towards plot progression dooms it. However, it is cool to see Jeff Bridges in his first movie in 1971...was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor.
And Cloris Leachman is kind of hot in an austere Polish way, always crying after the secretive sex...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/03/1012:05 AM
I watched The Girl Next Door. The documentary about Stacy Valentine. There was scene towards the end where she was doing a scene with Julian, her boyfriend and XPT's very own Brandon Iron. Julian was very hurt that Stacy was paying more attention to Brandon's cock and that gave Julian wood problems. Stacey and Julian then broke up a week later.
Of course I immediately figured out what movie it was, watched it on Hotmovies.com and jerked off to it.
Well done Brandon, you destroyed a relationship......10 years ago.
Come to find out Stacy works for Penthouse now and still looks damn good.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/19/1011:21 PM
I just finished watching Boondock Saints 2. Definitely not as good as the first, but entertaining. It didn't flow as good as the first one, too quick and choppy, not much in the way of getting to know the new characters. There were some high points, and it sets up another sequel that I hope gets made. Tough to catch lightning in a bottle twice, but it was a decent shoot em up. I hope there is a director's cut w/15-20 minutes of character development and a couple laughs.
In addition, the DVD was very nice quality. The Chinese in Brooklyn must be getting their mitts on screeners to dupe, instead of taking a camcorder into a theater. I hope the quality is as good on Wolf Man and Sherlock Holmes.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/21/1009:44 AM
Cleetus VanDamme
Quote: Mk did you like Blood creek? It looked interesting.
The funny thing about that movie is that it was better than I was expecting it to be, yet I couldn't help thinking that it could have been done better.
Oh well, at least it's not another lame-ass remake. I can't guarantee that you'll like it but it's worth checking out.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/21/1011:09 AM
Rick Baker does some stellar make-up effects
in the movie. Benecio Del Toro sleepwalks
through the film, giving a pretty flat and
wooden performance. Great monster stuff though,
with lots of gore--- B+
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/21/1004:52 PM
Quote: Cleetus VanDamme
Quote: Mk did you like Blood creek? It looked interesting.
The funny thing about that movie is that it was better than I was expecting it to be, yet I couldn't help thinking that it could have been done better.
Oh well, at least it's not another lame-ass remake. I can't guarantee that you'll like it but it's worth checking out.
I expected a bit too much, I guess. Was slightly disappointed. They could have done a bit more plot-wise, imo.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/10/1004:22 PM
My Tivo recorded "Big Bad Mama" on TCM over the weekend.
It was a surprising find. I don't remember putting it on my wishlist.
I had a crush on Susan Sennett after I saw this movie in like 1976. I already had a crush on Joan Prather from a movie called "Smile" and was happy to see her topless.
I liked the sisters getting their mom's ex drunk and banging him.
I didn't notice that Sally Kirkland was in this movie when I first saw it. I was quite surprised to see her.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/20/1006:31 PM
Ninja Assassin. I get the whole comic book look and feel and enjoyed it overall, but it was teetering on the edge of being campy to the point of distraction.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/25/1007:39 PM
I hated NEW MOON, too. Mind you, I didn't see Twilight first but whatever. Trust me, though. Pattinson is a good actor in REMEMBER ME. I learned that he also was an Executive Producer of it, too, according to the credits.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/26/1008:08 AM
I've had to play that stupid movie on some display TVs at work and it gets stupider and stupider every time I pay attention to it.
First off way to many half naked teenage boys running around for my (or any other heterosexual/non-Catholic priest male) tastes.
Second off, this chick is a five at best. Why does every vampire and werewolf in North America have the hots for her? God damn it I grew up on Hammer Dracula films where the count only went after the cream of the crop. He wouldn't bother opening up the castle door for this chick.
Third off, so the sight of blood makes the lead cat's brother go berserk and attack the previously mentioned five at best chick. What does the lead do to protect her? He backhands her clear across the room into a desk or some other piece of furniture. Wouldn't this more likely result in her bleeding even more?
Fourth off what the fuck is such a greatly under appreciated actor such as Graham Greene doing in this festering boil of a movie? This movie does not deserve him doing so much as a Hitchcock appearance in a crowd scene.
Last the soundtrack is one of the most whiny, annoying, and depressing things I've ever heard that was not posted by Desi Foxx on some blog somewhere.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/03/1003:07 PM
The Road. Fantastic performances across the board, but a little underwhelming overall. Even though I knew there wasn't a chance in hell of it living up to the majesty of the book, I guess I just expected to be moved a little more than I was.
Now that I think about it, maybe it was too faithful to the source material, because it didn't really have the flow of a movie at all. Maybe that's what took me out of it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/11/1008:40 PM
Closetland. Loved the scenes where Alan Rickman dressed Madeleine Stowe only in lacy black underwear, put thick whorish makeup on her, tricked her into drinking his piss, and otherwise molested her.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/12/1002:01 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/13/1012:46 AM
x men origins wolverine.6.5/10 not bad but not great either.btw is jean luc picard dead?the little bit he was in the movie seemed fake.but so did when all the mutants ran to the helicopter that couldnt possibly fit them all.fucking laziness.cgi up their asses.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/19/1009:55 PM
Get Him to the Greek. The beginning is shit but the rest (especially the Vegas freak-out with Diddy) is fucking great. Really surprised me. I think Russell Brand is fucking overrated (and the Apatow crew. And Diddy for that matter). But I was laughing my ass off. See it...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/12/1005:14 PM
Brooklyn's Finest w/Ethan Hawke, Don Cheadle, Richard Gere, it was a 7, and Gothika w/Halle Berry, always enjoyed that, was on cable and couldnt sleep. And been Netflixing Breaking Bad, almost finished w/season 2, love it, and season 3 isnt avail yet
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/12/1005:33 PM
I watched Kick-Ass. I went into it with really, really low expectations and it was much better than I thought. A fan of comic based movies, comix, anime and manga will probably enjoy the film much more than a non-geek. Watch the original spiderman movie first and you'll see a bulk of the locations look or are the same as that film. Alot of parody and "homage" going on that is understated and some that is not so understated. I even liked the semi-balance of Kick-Ass, his abilities and his role compared to Big Daddy and Hit Girl.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/02/1009:50 PM
Watched it to record Suzanne Snyder's nude scene which doesn't have a good version available on the web, IMHO. [She is likely best known as the blonde teen girl in "Weird Science"]
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/03/1001:59 AM
anything with ricky gervais is .i saw that excuse of a movie the invention of lying when it premiered on hbo .that guy has no range.hes just this cunty little english guy whos not funny at all.anyway heres the last movie i saw.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/03/1001:48 PM
A friend gave me a screener of this. It was released in EU at the end of 09, but has yet to be widely released in the states. I'm not sure about Canada.
Much closer to the Robert E Howard books than the Conan movies. The acting was really good and so were the action sequences.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/16/1003:28 AM
fucking good.
fucking gay.
corny.
meh but carla guginos tits do shine in this one.towelhead sloanes in it also and elizabeth berkeley appears for less than 5 seconds.so hot but never had a chance.
started off good but then just went down to average and predictable.worth a watch though.
same as above.ali larter should cross over into porn though.she looked like she really wanted to suck that black baby arm.tritone would be proud.speaking of which..
thisll be his feel good movie when hes depressed about dick dodgers and such.he could probably get a whole 3 and a quarter to this.
The Akita was the best actor in this flick.I even bawwed a little when the professor's wife returns 10 years after he dies to the train station to find Hachi still waiting for her husband to return. I can practically jerk off to pictures of the holocaust but I watch a sad movie with a dog and all of a sudden I'm human for an hour. I don't watch Old Yeller becasue of that now this has to go on my no watch list too.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/19/1001:39 PM
confusing like 4 because those two dickheads look and act alike.the death machines werent very original in this one either.
this was actually suspenseful and creative but convolouted like 3 through 5.this ones worth watching.
i have a feeling sasha grey has this on blue ray.
they shouldve stopped after two.didnt even bother to see the last half hour because i was more interested in seeing saw 5.dont really care if i see the rest of it.
from what i saw of it,it was just like the previews,boring and unfunny.decided to go to sleep rather than watch the last 45 mins.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/21/1011:30 PM
^^^^ Cruel Intentions 2, noted above for Sarah Thompson, had a young and very attractive Amy Adams, who happpens to be my "wallpaper", as the bitchy rich sister.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/31/1004:43 AM
this actually had a bunch of good laughs in it.which is more than i can say for the next movie..
fucking stupid.oh and i hated how they didnt show how it ended until the credits just like crank 2.
good and intriguing.its about the next phase of the mk ultra program.the ending leaves you wanting more but in a good way.
kind of crap but worth watching.lol fucking efren ramirez told some tmz fags he was his twin so theyd leave him alone.guess they didnt see this movie before that happened.
whoops guess im the retard.
good but ive seen it too many times.whatever happend to kari wurher?she was in sliders and this then disappered.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/01/1012:03 PM
I went into Letters to Juliet as I go into all romantic comedies - hoping to fall in love. I did...with Italy and Vanessa Redgrave. What a straight up clusterfuck.
A tip of the hat to Frankie Faggs for the recommend- when I see you you're a dead man.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/06/1010:14 AM
I watched "Star 80" last night. I havn't seen the movie since the late 80s on cable but I remember rubbing more than a few out to it when I was in middle school. I can't believe how tame the flick is now compared to how I viewed it when I was a kid.
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/06/1010:23 AM
Quote: I can't believe how tame the flick is now compared to how I viewed it when I was a kid.
You've pretty much summed up my week in one sentence. And I don't just mean with teh pr0n.
I watched Old Boy a little while ago. Its a Korean import and the version I watched was English dubbed. I liked it. If you like weird psychological mind fuck kind of flicks with some mild action and a bit of suspense I'd recommend it. The movie is the type of flick that is only good for one viewing since once you know the ending it ruins the flick for repeat viewing. Think of it like an M. Night Shyamalan movie that doesn't suck.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/09/1010:45 PM
Flower and Snake (2004)
The flick is pretty much imported Japanese Skinemax softcore porn right down to the story line of the alcoholic businessman who has to sell his wife to the Yakuza to get himself out of trouble. One thing that sets it apart though is that there are really great visual shots in this movie with Aya Sugimoto. There is rope bondage and different fetish type visual shots but with some excellent poses and nude shots. Some very good imagery if you can look past the shitty plot and story. My favorite was Aya Sugimoto with her nude body painted, being crucified and arching her back against the cross.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/10/1006:53 AM
Stones in Exile-documentary thingimajig on the 1972 album. Worth watching if for no other reason than to listen to Bobby Keys ask himself why he had the audacity to try to tell Charlie Watts how to play a drum part.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/04/1010:53 AM
I saw Point Break for the first time last night. It is fucking terrible. And not in that haha sort of way. It really fucking sucked and was a waste of time.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/24/1005:27 PM
decent sequel and the ending set it up for a third one.
stupid but i didnt feel like watching an african rugby movie.
meh.felt like everything in this movies been done before.
kanye west:runaway.this was basically an hour long music video for his upcoming album which judging by how much i liked the music ill be picking up when it releases next month.watch this the next time its on.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/08/1012:15 AM
Winter's Bone. Sundance Film festival award winner.
Slow, boring, bleak, depressing, uninteresting. Described best by one critic who explained it was voyeuristic "poverty porn" for the Sundance judges (not many of whom likely spend much time in the Missouri Ozarks).
P.S. It'll probably get a few Oscar nominations too.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/15/1005:55 AM
Midnight movies are my thing, and Maniac fit the mood right. I've seen plenty of obscure slasher films, so I was pretty stoked to see this. The killer is, well, picture Hypnocock, Sports Swami, and my top 4 stalkers all rolled into one ball of crazy.
Some people in the theatre were freaked out, but I'm hard to scare. I was, however, easily amused by the kitsch factor, the fact that women in the '70s/80s were so trusting, blood+guts, and a surprise co-starring role by Sharon Mitchell. And I watched it with a hot dude. Hellz yeah!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/19/1001:56 PM
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (loved it), Towelhead (cause I got it from here w/Gias pic in it and had to see it), was a really good story, she was a horny lil fucker, that movie borderlines pedophilia. Inside Deep Throat (interesting, I liked all the commentary from John Waters, the interview w/Lovelace, pretty good overall)
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/22/1006:15 PM
confusing at times but decent.
best movie ive seen in awhile.
not bad but not that good either.
a cast of whatever happened to so and so?their movie careers were like their hs careers in that they lasted about four years but now wtf are they doing?random cameos by tak from styles of beyond,click the supah latin,and sarah michelle gellar.shit even the sherminators in it briefly.worth watching but no 10 things i hate about you.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/15/1003:06 PM
Quote: Best chase scene ever, IMO. '68 Mustang/'68 Charger. Many argue Matrix or Ronin, but I've always liked this one. I think we've gone over this here.
I liked the chase scene in Ronin. Recently, I watched L'Immortel (with Jean Reno) and Un Prophète. Both had nice chase scenes as well.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/16/1006:36 AM
I've always liked Ronin and To Live and Die in L.A. better. I've always thought the chase in Bullitt was overrated but the rest of the film was underrated. I'll give McQueen kudos for doing most of the driving in the chase though.
I saw a documentary on McQueen the other night. He teamed up with Peter Revson one year for the 12 Hours of Sebring. He had a cast on his foot from breaking a bone in his foot in a motorcycle wreck he had a week before the race. It was so hot inside the car that the cast melted and he and Revson still won 1st in their class and second overall to Mario Andretti and whoever his teammate was.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/20/1005:41 PM
And the retarded reviewer at the Time Out London website that considers Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid to be a vastly superior film can eat a bag of dicks.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/16/1104:26 PM
fucking awesome.threw kill bill in a blender with ww2 and a great score.julie dreyfus needs to be in more movies.
one good laugh in the whole thing.and that taylor guy from twilight is a closet twink.
pretty damn good and funny movie about a good girl gone porn editor.stormy and her forehead make an appearance too.
that isnt spanish but for some reason i can read it.anyway this is better than drag me to hell,pulse,or most of the crappy horror movies from the past few years.which isnt saying much but its worth a watch.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/20/1109:10 PM
bluray re-release of Dances With Wolves, aka the social network. saw this first time since '91 because i'll watch any garbage on Blu now.
truth be told, the cavalry soldier played by Kevin Costner is a white man fantasy. his ways had nothing do with Native ways. his gift? rifles. he has a mustache. he plays harmonica.
eventually he falls in love with a beautiful white woman raised by the tribe, teepee trash with no real direction and a meth addiction. he says to her and I'm quoting directly, "it's an all-beef wiener" and winks at her as he says it. Eye-lid down on "wee", up on "ner". she gets plowed and spends her salary on nails and pussy retightening surgery.
third act, white intruder. apparent idiots who couldn't spring a balloon from a birthday party. but facebook wants to break out of its east coast thing so they continue westward- here we see babies ground under wagon wheels while mom and dad are landfilled. total disaster. it is a repetition by evolutionary design: societies exploiting resources fully begin to seek others and subsume weaker ones in the search. skin color is irrelevant.
finally, with tears in costner's eyes, trembling with spit foam at the corners of his mouth and face stop-light red, the ass drops out of indian nation. the end.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/25/1112:50 PM
Quite surprised there isn't an entire thread dedicated to this one with the level of sub humans posting here.
Chick is hot and very naked. Rape scene, eh, for a movie yeah its rough, but nothing compared to some of the porn out there. The revenge killings were nice and brutal. I wish there was more to the ending. I don't know if the plot wasn't well thought out, or they were trying to show how fucking dumb the non retarded rapists were. It is worth watching.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/25/1101:02 PM
I'm not the biggest fan of remakes, but this was a good movie. I've heard that the ending of this one is truer to the book than the John Wayne version. Makes it like a Grimm fairy tale. Moral of the story is that revenge isn't always a good idea. Original was better, a lot of this seemed rushed, but it was good.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/25/1101:08 PM
I didn't think I'd like this one. I knew nothing about Facebook, besides every dipshit in town has a page and posts every time they wipe their ass. It was probably the best of the 3 I've posted about. Bitter computer geek, acting like an Asperger's sufferer, comes up with goose that lays golden eggs, fucking over everyone he can in the process. I don't know how close to reality it was, but the douche Timberlake played, from Napster, did a good job ripping off a fanboi for 5% of the company. I'd really recommend this one.
On a side note, I can't wait until the Facebook bubble bursts, just like myspace and AOL.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/05/1106:03 AM
Quote:
I'm not the biggest fan of remakes, but this was a good movie. I've heard that the ending of this one is truer to the book than the John Wayne version. Makes it like a Grimm fairy tale. Moral of the story is that revenge isn't always a good idea. Original was better, a lot of this seemed rushed, but it was good.
I hate remakes but I just watched True Grit(2010) and it is probably the best remake of a classic film I have ever seen. The writers/directors/actors didn't try to over take the classic movie, it came across more of an homage to the original film. I can even go so far as to say I liked the way the end was handled in the modern version better than the original. It worked for me since the rest of the film stayed so true to the classic in it presentation.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/05/1106:34 AM
^^^^^Another note on True Grit. The girl in the new one isn't nearly as annoying as Kim Darby in the original.
I saw Secretariat last night. Yeah, you know the horse wins the big races, but the story behind the horse is pretty interesting. From a coin flip for who gets what foal, to getting the right jockey and trainer, it was a perfect storm of good fortune that the horse became who he was. That said, he was junk as a stud. Never threw half the quality horse flesh that Seattle Slew did. Makes me wonder if meds made him great.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/05/1101:58 PM
my son, my son, what have ye done?
kinda not as good as one would think david lynch and herzog working together should be, but not a trainwreck of egos either.
salton sea, was so fucked up the first time i saw it i thought it'd be worth a revist. between heat and meth-noir with a fun yet absurd plot, val kilmer's just trainwrecked beyond repair. ponytail exchanging mann's always solid choice of cars and weapons with pacino until splatting is a long, long, time gone.
nick cage is so hideous, you can still cripple him in that new orleans keitel remake and he's physically capable of a solid leaving las vegas, the guy literally never turned down a gig and he's broke, he's delightfully as dumb as you want him to be based on appearance. kilmer's just too fat elvis to cough and doc holliday it up, useless.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/09/1106:36 PM
Guapo, what are your thoughts on cocainism 2 and the last Vatican mix tape. Rae might be the greatest alive, mef,chef is unreal. Bobby dig producing honestly beats the last few gza and ghost face efforts Paging Starks, Anthony
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/10/1109:55 AM
Guap get started on the mixtape stuff. Cold outside is the only decent track commercially released since the rza and isaac Hayes walking through the park with a two two track off the w. It's off Cuban Linx 2 with ghost
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/11/1107:29 AM
Rush. Horrible and wonderful. Oliver stone will go down for putting together the best soundtrack of all time more than anything. Reznor isnt exactly my favorite but Dylan, two Leonard cohen track, the cowboy junkies sweet Jane and some dre and Indian chanting is solid. Holds up
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/16/1103:33 PM
worth watching.it kind of has the same feel as the dogtown and zboys movie which is good and bad.the ending was pretty insulting to the other three band members because they didnt get a blurb about what they did after the runaways but the manager did.didnt lita ford have a music career afterwards?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/08/1106:45 PM
How come stupid people think that "hater" is some kind of insult. It mean I fucking hate you and you are a piece of shit. It's not insulting to me, it's insulting to you for bring a piece of shit.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/19/1112:10 AM
Just watched this Russian movie about the Soviet boy band from the late 80s. Its pretty cool because you dont have to pay foor it and the whole movie is streaming.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/09/1107:26 AM
This weekend. Salt Daybreakers The lady and the monster Creature from the Black Lagoon Winter's bones -recommended The Hurt Locker plus The Killing -tv Camelot-tv Game of thrones-tv I was lazy as fuck this weekend.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/09/1107:39 PM
not as a good as i remember or maybe ive seen it too many times.
was really into it the first hour with all the comic book style stuff going on but it got a little redundant after that.overall its a good movie with some good laughs.
caught this randomly this morning on hbo.this is definitely from the same people that brought you napolean dynomite.if it wasnt for the reference of an email youd think this was in the late 70s early 80s in some random redneck town by the way everyones dressed and how weird they are.theres a few decent laughs so give it a watch but dont buy it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/10/1104:47 PM
I see now. ....no I don't . How do you get the jpg to appear ? Fuck this . I did it another way earlier and it seemed to work but the file manager thing isn't.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/18/1103:42 PM
good and funny sometimes.plus theres this:
very dark japanese movie about a mass wave of group suicides in japan.dont want to give too much away so just go watch it.i still need to pick this up:
oh and the music from the pleasure room song was sampled in the leak bros song dead.
not bad for a kids movie.usually these animated movies really suck.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/25/1103:22 PM
I watched "Yellowbeard"(1983). I always forget how great that flick is.
"Never trust a woman or a government"
"She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived"
Betty: Well, it's been awhile since we had a little cuddle. Yellowbeard: I raped ya, if that's what you mean. Betty: Okay. It was half-cuddle, half-rape.
"If there's one thing I've learned, it's learning things never taught me nuthin'. And books is the worst. "
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/25/1106:40 PM
Hesher.
pretty good. not as good as i wanted it to be. we don't learn much about hesher and not in that mysterious protagonist way. his presence in the house causes some changes to the kid, but hesher didn't seemed changed by the kid.
1. i kept a running tally mentally about how much money hesher costs everyone 2. gordon whatever levitt (hesher), youre fine as fuck and all in that hot mess way but put a fucking shirt on. shirtless most of the movie just got old fast.
and natalie portman you ain't foolin anyone in your state issued reading glasses. lets get someone ugly to play the plain jane for once.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/25/1109:58 PM
Yesterday I finished watching two movies on the same novel:
1986's Manhunter. 2002's Red Dragon.
Michael Mann directed Manhunter which was a Miami Vice feel to it.
I don't recognize the other director, so I won't mention him. But, Red Dragon is more focused on Hopkins' Lecter.
Brian Cox's Lecter isn't very memorable let alone scary.
Tom Noonan looks more the part than Ralph Fiennes. I found him scarier. But, Fiennes has a great scene with Philip Seymour Hoffman, whose Lounds [the reporter] is far sleezier.
The first time I saw the '86 film, I didn't know Joan Allen. I thought she might really be blind. I found Watson too comfortable in her blindness, but the director wanted that.
Kim Greist, who I first knew from "Brazil", is bitchier than Mary-Louise Parker [whose cute nose I adore].
Dennis Farina & Harvey Keitel are both good as the pressuring FBI supervisors. Each in his own style.
Both William Petersen and Ed Norton play the traumatized ex-FBI agent well.
For me, the remake scores the win because of the reprised roles of Lechter and Chilton from "Silence of the Lambs". They are barely noticed in the '86 version.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/29/1101:24 PM
I watched Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
The girl who played Alice was painfully unattractive.
It's an interesting Hollywood stereotype where they try to sell us unattractive women as maybe less attractive but compensated with other valuable qualities like industriousness and intelligence. Somehow, in their model, being attractive precludes these attributes.
To me, the thing the unattractive women have most in common with men is that I have no sexual interest in either.
So, put this girl in the dumpster with Sarah Jessica Parker, Dana Dearmond and all the other pigs with lipstick.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/30/1105:59 PM
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
I watched Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
The girl who played Alice was painfully unattractive.
It's an interesting Hollywood stereotype where they try to sell us unattractive women as maybe less attractive but compensated with other valuable qualities like industriousness and intelligence. Somehow, in their model, being attractive precludes these attributes.
To me, the thing the unattractive women have most in common with men is that I have no sexual interest in either.
So, put this girl in the dumpster with Sarah Jessica Parker, Dana Dearmond and all the other pigs with lipstick.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/30/1108:13 PM
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
I watched Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
The girl who played Alice was painfully unattractive.
It's an interesting Hollywood stereotype where they try to sell us unattractive women as maybe less attractive but compensated with other valuable qualities like industriousness and intelligence. Somehow, in their model, being attractive precludes these attributes.
To me, the thing the unattractive women have most in common with men is that I have no sexual interest in either.
So, put this girl in the dumpster with Sarah Jessica Parker, Dana Dearmond and all the other pigs with lipstick.
anne hathaway was in that and shes pretty hot.
That scene was hot ! Should have ended with both girls getting dp'ed though !
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/01/1108:52 AM
despite having russel brand in it this fucking funny.
hyde would approve of this vid not because of rose byrne but cuz of the little girls.that explains those 4 o clock helmetless motorcycle rides around the community every weekday.
this was actually pretty funny for the first hour or so.its worth a watch if you have hbo.
good not great.
not as good as i remember and some bad casting too.watch executive decision or under siege 2:dark territory instead.
i fell asleep a little bit after they started training with that dickhead that can cut guns in half with his mind but id say dont bother with this one.didnt laugh once but i still want to see how it ends.
decent but the whole time i watched this i was wondering why the head demon didnt drive into the damn building or kill other demons to make them blow up the forcefield made with the jesus blood.
"Well kiddies thats all for now.Ghoul your jets and well be back with more frighteningly honest reviews."
Just got done watching "Flashbacks of a Fool". Perfect timing in that I was in the mood for a movie like this, didn't even know it, and just stumbled on it by accident while channel surfing. Solid movie, good bedtime story, nothing earth-shattering.
More importantly, I just got introduced to Felicity Jones.
Holy Shit, I have to admit that I have a type and that this chick is IT.
decent movie about an obsessed stalker type.shouldve been a girl/girl scene between meighster and minka.
youve probably seen this "in time" already like i have but its good enough to rewatch.if youre in a relationship you probably shouldnt bang some fucking nutcase in a pool or shell dream of you all day.
meh.you cant have a movie without the damn main character actually being the main character.also it was hard to get into since it was subbed and im used to the voices from stand alone complex.pass on this and if i remember right the first movie wasnt good either.watch akira instead.
always liked this one.it does kind of show its age though do to the shitty lion effects but if you can get passed that then youll be treated to solid writing and a good cast.
i think this was named something different like the truth below the surface but that doesnt matter.some dickheads get trapped in an suv and tell eachother some disturbing secrets and people end up dead.not really worth watching but if its on late and you feel like watching something give it a shot.or wait till the next super psycho sweet 16 movie if they make one.
solid car movie and the best of the franchise(havent bothered watching 5 yet but 1 and 3 are the only good ones out of the bunch regardless of the wrong stuff said and corny lines).micro some popcorn and give this a watch.
didnt actually see this in 3d but so far this was the only shrek movie i really liked besides the christmas special they show on nbc.theres a few laughs in here so catch it the next time its on hbo.
solid kung fu flick.theyre gonna start showing them every weekend on fuel tv.you also get to see where quentin tarantino got the inspiration for pai mei.
Shenandoah The Far Country Broken Arrow The Man From Laramie Bend of the River The Cheyenne Social Club
Harley Sullivan: Do you know how to make Indian whiskey, John?
John O'Hanlan: No, Harley.
Harley Sullivan: Well, you take a barrel of Missouri River water and a couple of gallons of alcohol and some strychnine to make them crazy, and tobacco to make them sick. An Indian wouldn't figure it was whiskey unless it made him sick. Add a few bars of soap to put a head on it and then a half-pound or so of red pepper to give it a kick. Put some tumbleweed in, boil it until it turns brown, and that's Indian whiskey.
I thought Vertigo was a little overrated. I prefer Rear Window or Rope a lot more. Other than possibly The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, I can't think of a Stewart movie better than those.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/25/1108:34 AM
Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
I thought Vertigo was a little overrated. I prefer Rear Window or Rope a lot more. Other than possibly The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, I can't think of a Stewart movie better than those.
Him and Wayne make for a great movie. The Naked Spur and Bend of the River are also two of my faves. Stewart could play a lot of different roles. I can't think of the movie from the 30's he was a villain in. [a mruderer]. Crime noir. Anyone remember ?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/29/1102:11 PM
started off good enough but turned to shit after an hour into it.watch true blood instead.
still good despite some cheesey lines here and there.whatever happened to kari wuhrer?
good 80s period piece.plus theres this:
horribly put together movie.dont watch this it sucks ass.
you cant go wrong with this one.still remember seeing this in theaters when i was a kid.back then movies actually focused on good writing and story telling.
these only seem to progressively get shittier.plus that villain looks like the dickhead from grandmas boy.
i passed on this when it premiered last time i had the showtime package and now i remember why.wasnt paying too much attention while watching this and screwing around online but this movie sucks.the girl shouldve stuck the knife handle in her cooter and stabbed someone with it.that wouldve made for a better film.pass on this.
this movies always worth a watch.and lol at 8th grade revenge.if youre still mad that many years later you need to find some hobbies to get over your gay crush.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/30/1103:52 PM
Seriously, if you think that version of robinhood and the time it was made focused on good writing and story telling you need to kill yourself. If Brandon hangs himself high enough maybe you can attach your rope to his feet so his death excrement will ooze down his pant leg onto your head and face
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/03/1102:27 AM
God's Angry Man (1980) directed by Werner Herzog. 45 minute documentary exposing the rantings of Dr. Gene Scott going psychotic while demanding money for his televangelism scam. Best anti-Lubben commercial ever.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/05/1112:13 AM
Enjoyed a good Canadian doc called S&M: SHORT AND MALE. It explored the deep-seated prejudices against short guys and our struggle against heightism. Jason Alexander, Al Pacino, Martin Sheen...we all suffer. Ladies, give us shrimps a leg up!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/06/1106:06 PM
A Man Called Horse.
I hadn't seen the flick since the late 70s or early 80s. I laughed when the indian girl explains that she is virgin by saying she has no hole in her moccasin.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/09/1104:09 AM
Enjoyed a good Canadian-made documentary. FREEDOM’S FURY tells the story of the 1956 Hungarian revolution juxtaposed against the water polo match between Hungary and the Soviet Union at the Melbourne Olympics.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/11/1106:42 PM
I was charmed & delighted almost to the point of fainting by a movie I was sure, unless I miss my guess, was either Tron Legacy or Fast and The Furious: Glowsticks Edition, and as a fan of the original (revolutionary at the time) I committed myself to 2 hours of computer mumbo jumbo and guys in latex suits playing dance-frisbee.
And it is here we find the guy that won an oscar for Crazy Heart, now reduced to wearing pajamas and hoodies in a bright white sort of batcave thrown over last-minute by pottery barn and stocked with maybe the finest piece in the digital domain, played by the girl on the boxcover. And do you think he got a taste? "Nah, later for that." Not even a whiff! Seriously, WTF was all that about.
The plot is straightforward catastrophe by a five-year-old screenwriter paid in skittles but the soundtrack doesn't suck and gave the new HSU subs a workout. All in all its dead, crucified, regurgitated and mass marketed fish feed before it takes one suck from the bottle. #DOA
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/11/1106:52 PM
don't feel bad... i watched the Zuckerberg hatchet job yesterday. watch it backwards for a surprise, yes?. who knew the guy was a megalomaniac douchebag?. good for jt though. he got paid to play the role of sean the fuckstain from napster. talk about a charmed life for both those slobs...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/11/1107:04 PM
you should pick up the record store day release of the soundtrack on vinyl.
think i saw it on turntablelab.com the last time i checked it out.
pretty good movie about actors hired to portray a family to hawk goods to the community.demi moore could have easily been replaced by courtney cox,there was no need for the three beer queer son or mulders travels with charlie,but other than that its entertaining.also you can see what envy can end up doing to your life.
i had higher expectations for this one for some reason.not really sure why though.shia lebeouff only cheesed out once during the movie so i guess you gotta give him credit.the storyline kind of seemed rushed at the end also.catch it the next time its on hbo or just watch the original.also it has that awesome quote"Stop telling lies about me and Ill stop telling the truth about you."
"What happened to my career?Well Im not exactly sure."
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/11/1109:15 PM
Josh Brolin's been pretty much a one trick pony since No Country. Kind of a John Layfield- esque Texan thing going. JR Ewing for the New Millenium. Hedoes have it down tho. He has a very imposing screen presence.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/12/1109:54 AM
Originally Posted By: Mark_J
I was charmed & delighted almost to the point of fainting by a movie I was sure, unless I miss my guess, was either Tron Legacy or Fast and The Furious: Glowsticks Edition, and as a fan of the original (revolutionary at the time) I committed myself to 2 hours of computer mumbo jumbo and guys in latex suits playing dance-frisbee.
And it is here we find the guy that won an oscar for Crazy Heart, now reduced to wearing pajamas and hoodies in a bright white sort of batcave thrown over last-minute by pottery barn and stocked with maybe the finest piece in the digital domain, played by the girl on the boxcover. And do you think he got a taste? "Nah, later for that." Not even a whiff! Seriously, WTF was all that about.
The plot is straightforward catastrophe by a five-year-old screenwriter paid in skittles but the soundtrack doesn't suck and gave the new HSU subs a workout. All in all its dead, crucified, regurgitated and mass marketed fish feed before it takes one suck from the bottle. #DOA
You forgot to mention Ziggy Stardust owning a disco/fight club.
This is one those great flicks that nobody saw. The gem and eye candy for me though is Paulina Porizkova. I had a poster of her hanging up in my room in the late 80s early 90s.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/19/1110:46 PM
bitches and guns this is everymans dream-r.a. the rugged man
despite what people said about the plot i liked it and the gratuitous action and sexy bitches in hot outfits.this movie made me precum.watch it or an incubus will butfuck you in your sleep.
what couldve been a decent movie became predictable and cliche towards the end.julianne moore gets bent over though.
still hot.annette benning not so much.
didnt bother watching the ending but ive seen it plenty of times before.this movie doesnt hold up anymore.it does show how gay some people can be by trying to fuck up peoples lives because they hate their own.
tossed off to this pic a bunch in hs and it doesnt really hold up to well now either.growing up without the internet sucked.
alright viewing.couldve been better but worth watching.you could go grab some popcorn for this one.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/20/1109:02 AM
Rango
Good God if you played a drinking game where you had to drink after every reference or homage to a classic movie (especially, but not totally limited to, westerns) you would be completely shitfaced by the end of this.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/20/1111:36 AM
Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
Rango
Good God if you played a drinking game where you had to drink after every reference or homage to a classic movie (especially, but not totally limited to, westerns) you would be completely shitfaced by the end of this.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/25/1105:59 PM
This was a great movie, the only complaint I had was there were no cock shots. There is nothing I like more than cocks, unless it's big black cocks. mmmm mmmm mmmm.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/27/1102:46 PM
fucking funny movie thats an american pie for a new generation,only with more laughs(although the third one still holds up today).although the thought of a porn whore turning down a private on moral grounds is unintentionally funny too but at least they picked a hot one and not sasha grey.
id actually scene this before years ago but didnt remember it till douglas tells parker that he banged her daughter.this is definitely worth a watch.although the ending kind of leads you to believe that you cant live a happy life if youre single.susan sarandons tits are really nice in this one too.
pretty much what the trailers would lead you to believe although deniro doesnt try fucking with him till the end of the movie.order this on demand tonight.dont be a dickhead.couldve used more graphic sex but the shot of the panties over her heels was pretty hot.so yeah.
i have to admit that i didnt think this was gonna be good but it was pretty decent.they couldve made the "farther" more scary by trying to make it look like hell or some kind of evil dimension as opposed to a dark house.the ending was kind of cornball but this is worth a rental.
wow.i saw 15 mins of this and had enough.stallones overacting,the corny writing,and the cheap effects definitely age this one.watch demolition man instead.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/03/1107:39 PM
fucking great movie.best ive seen since watching sucker punch.the trailers couldnt do enough justice to this fine piece of film.ensemble cast,great story,genuinely suspenseful moments and blake lively looking like a lil whore.watch it you twink and get your weight up so you can be a chub.maybe one day youll be a bear like hyde.
fucking funny movie that looked completely retarded but you have to watch. right from the beginning with those dressed dead mice posing for photo shoots you can tell good times are ahead.it also has touching moments too so give it a shot.
saw this maybe a month or more ago and didnt like it.this movie is some depressing shit.and then they throw out that the nazi jew from alpha dog(ben foster of flash forward fame) touched some kids in the movie.watch american beauty,lost in translation,adaptation,the family man,or any movies that are like the ones i mentioned instead.pass on this shit.
saw this last month and i think i forgot to review it.this is a very slept on movie from 98 thats worth checking out.its got a good cast and lots of humor.
pure shit other than angelina jolie looking sexy.one critic nailed it on the head saying this was just an excuse to pair angelina and captain jack together.oh and stop getting angelina jolies back tatoo ladies.its sexy on her but its time for originality.
"I believe hes right my darling."-depp "Yes but is that a baby anteater or a shar pei puppy hes holding right now?"- jolie
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/04/1110:18 AM
^that pic coulda been so great. you have this nice story (with a little bit of fact thrown in) and it turns into a 'caper' movie. And Pete Postlethwaite was completely underused and given some mad corny dialogue.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/12/1110:59 AM
classic.nicholson is the best joker of all time.
this movie sucked a whole team of dicks.shitty ending to top it all off.
you need to watch this if you havent already.this is probably the best halloween movie thats been made so far.i just wished they showed pacquins friends tits towards the end.but i guess you cant win them all.add this to your dvd collection like i plan on doing.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/12/1109:03 PM
Boondock Saints is great. BDS2, not as much. It is entertaining, but it seems like they rush through the movie, trying to recreate the high points of the original. And they swap out the greasy goumba for a greasy spic.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/16/1102:34 PM
this was actually really damn funny.wish i wouldve watched it earlier.its like a romantic comedy written by a guy.charlie day definitely adds to the laughs too.also youd think drew barrymore would be better at pretending to be drunk considering her past.
this one has some laughs in it but not nearly as many as going the distance.and is it just me or did heigl used to be really sexy?
this was alright for a low budget movie.irena hoffman is a nice piece of ass so give it a watch and youll get to see some side boob from her.
This is the image I think.
this is like if they added comedy to the movie brick and brick was actually good.good cast,good laughs,and good tits.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/21/1109:11 AM
I really wish they would bring this out to DVD already. It's on youtube in different parts. I tried watching it, but it's just not the same trying to watch an entire movie on fucking youtube. Anyone actually seen it? I heard it was pretty cool.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/22/1108:32 AM
yes panzer its the one with flan.speaking of which im going to make some before lunch so itll be ready as an afternoon snack.keep on forgetting about those boxes cuz theyre behind some stuff.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/22/1109:49 PM
Haven't watched anything yet, but I'm going to test out the vudu.com app on my Samsung home theater system later. You get credit for a free $5.99 movie, which is enough to allow you to rent and stream one 1080p movie. I don't think anyone else streams movies above 720p. You don't have to register or put in a credit card number or anything, just your email address and you're good to go. I think I might watch Limitless.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/22/1110:23 PM
Quote:
Haven't watched anything yet, but I'm going to test out the vudu.com app on my Samsung home theater system later. You get credit for a free $5.99 movie, which is enough to allow you to rent and stream one 1080p movie. I don't think anyone else streams movies above 720p. You don't have to register or put in a credit card number or anything, just your email address and you're good to go. I think I might watch Limitless.
Damn steezo, I did EXACTLY the same thing(ps3 instead) 2 days ago...limitless was entertaining...yeah, no cc required...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/30/1111:32 AM
incase some of these have spyware just delete the pics this time not the whole post.thanks.
sutures decent low budget movie about organ harvesting that doesnt look low budget or cheesey.confusing ending but thats probably cuz i missed the first little part of the movie.
temple grandin didnt bother with this when they released it but its actually not too bad.they dont over retard her and make you feel bad.its pretty triumphant and worth a watch.
conviction pretty standard movie about overturning a false conviction.watch it if you feel like seeing something you havent before or watch a more interesting court movie of your choice.the rainmaker or one of those military ones like the ashley judd one.
lake placid good movie about a croc in the mandingo land.lots of humor thrown together with a good cast and you have a movie from 99 that still holds up.
unstoppable only saw maybe ten minutes but this is the same as the train movie with travolta and washington.way too many mtv style cuts to try to overdramatize and increase the suspense when nothing suspenseful is actually happening.
boondock saints 2 not as great as the first but still good.funny jokes mixed in with lots of action.plus julie benz has matured nicely,wish no ordinary family wouldve stayed on.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/02/1111:18 PM
Tristram Shandy- A Cock and Bull Story. I thought Boondock Saints was absolutely fucking terrible. I heard the sequel was even worse. But the documentary on the guy who made it is fucking insane.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/03/1112:30 PM
Another couple of Rolllin films. Requiem for a vampire and the Nude Vampire. Dude was seriously obsessed with blood suckers. The good thing is there are lots of tits and ass and some french porn stars doing mainstream.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/08/1102:19 PM
piranha 3d(with no 3d)
this surprised me by actually be a good movie.it wasnt all cheesy like the trailers had me thinking.lots of titties too and some porn star cameos.so watch this for the comedy,tits,and overall goodness.
also therell probably be a sequel.
if you were wondering where matthew lillard has been the last decade or so well heres your answer.its pretty funny the first hour,then drags on in the middle but its worth a watch.the ending is kind of dumb and not satisfying but if its on give it a chance.
i used to think this movie was really good but that was a long time ago.this one didnt stand the test of time and has some cornball moments but if you havent seen it watch it when its on hbo.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/10/1109:48 AM
5 across the eyes I know a gal in it that used to wait tables at a local rest. She seems to have let it gone to her head. Cheap " I spit on your grave" type movie but entertaining.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/16/1109:01 AM
shannon elizabeth and other actors you havent really wondered about in awhile show up for this shitfest.fell asleep the last 45 mins or so but im sure i didnt miss much.theres some tits in here and shannon still looks hot but just use this instead:
shit.fuck this movie.it shouldve ended when he had that dream he made it to the gas station.i turned it off after that.dont bother with this one.
this is one of those remakes thats actually good and funny.so watch this action packed comedy remake.dont be gay.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/18/1112:04 PM
Early this morning American Pie Band Camp was on TBS . It is basically all about Stiflers younger brother trying to be just like him . A few good looking girls , but a very very bad movie .
It is almost like watching the tv series of Nightmare on elm street . Very cheezy .
I know the first movie was intended for young audiences , but at least it had some hot older women playing teenagers . This part 3 is definately aimed for 12-14 year olds and doesn't have the funnyness or the cast to be good at all .
Eugene levy is still in the movie , and the guy who played the Sherminator is the high school principal who sends stiflers brother ( a junior in high school) to band camp for getting caught messing with the senior graduation and the band members .
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/18/1108:47 PM
Originally Posted By: 4 Small Boobies
Early this morning American Pie Band Camp was on TBS . It is basically all about Stiflers younger brother trying to be just like him . A few good looking girls , but a very very bad movie .
It is almost like watching the tv series of Nightmare on elm street . Very cheezy .
I know the first movie was intended for young audiences , but at least it had some hot older women playing teenagers . This part 3 is definately aimed for 12-14 year olds and doesn't have the funnyness or the cast to be good at all .
Eugene levy is still in the movie , and the guy who played the Sherminator is the high school principal who sends stiflers brother ( a junior in high school) to band camp for getting caught messing with the senior graduation and the band members .
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/22/1106:23 AM
For a band that is known to have some pretty intellectually heavy lyrics they actually clown around quite a bit and have a lot of humor that doesn't show up on their recordings. Had no idea Geddy was Jewish and that his parents survived the holocaust. No wonder Gene Simmons picked them to open for Kiss back in the 70s.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/07/1110:57 AM
jew conspiracy^
better than meet the gaylords.grab a snack and watch gaylord and jack.
this wasnt corny like the commercials made it but it falls apart the last half hour due to boredom.give it a watch if its on but dont go out of your way.
this still holds up well cuz of the plot and penelope ann miller is easy on the eyes so watch it unless your a prick.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/08/1105:43 AM
Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
I really enjoyed it too. Great band, compelling story. I wonder if Lifeson's kids have seen the little interlude where he's telling his folks, in an oh so sullen teenage way, that he's going to be a rock star and doesn't need any other skills. True in his case, but I'd still bet he cringes when he sees it. Thank God no one was filming when I had that talk with my parents at 16 or 17.
@Goddard. Compared to 99% of what has passed for mainstream pop/ rock lyrics, Rush is way ahead of the game as far as intellectual writing goes. I understand they may not be your cup of tea, but musically and lyrically, few acts are more creative.
As an aside, I've been telling the SO recently that unless our 5 years old sees Slayer live by the time he's 7, he'll go Goth by 10. She's not buying it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/17/1112:17 PM
this was actually really funny.one of the better movies hbo has premiered in recent memory.grab some popcorn with chamoy for this one.
they stopped trying with these awhile ago but theres only so much that can be done when basically every movies been the same since the third one.i guess i keep watching these just cuz i want to see how it ends.
what could of been a good 90s cop movie turned into some corny comedy so i had to stop watching it.fuck this.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/19/1104:34 PM
After I read a comment yesterday on LIB that Monica was too close to Foxxy Love to do a cartoon about her, I decided to watch the Drawn Together Movie. It had some real funny spots and cartoon boobies and vag are always a plus (as long as it's not Japanese). Barry would like it, because it would go well with a doobie, and there are a bunch of knocks on Israel.
Guy gets out of prison. Kills a family. Goes back.
It's not got much of a plot but it's filmed in an intense unnerving way. Most of the movie is the guy working over a family while his internal monologue plays describing how he is feeling and so on. There are maybe 5 full minutes of dialogue in the whole thing.
I liked it. It was apparently widely censored probably because of the extremely grim general tone of the thing as there is hardly any graphic violence. But a lot of sadistic violence.
This movie is difficult to find and I think that is largely due to it's title being used for other movies in other languages.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/20/1107:42 AM
I've been on a kick lately of watching mainstream movies with real sex in them. By and large they have been underwhelming as hell. Interminable periods of arthouse shit and boredom interspersed with brief barely recognizable sex in most instances. I did find Gry Bay in All about Anna's sex scenes fairly hot but too short. The directors have one big thing in common with a lot of porn directors. They must be fags with all the attention paid to stunt cock, man ass and man facial overacting. 9 Songs is perhaps the most graphic and if the sex had been longer and a bit more in your face it would be just plain old porn. Still the idea of two relatively unknown actors/actresses getting together on a movie set and fucking is relatively hot. Margo Stilley is kinda cute and the dude is hung like a fucking horse.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/21/1103:13 AM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
After I read a comment yesterday on LIB that Monica was too close to Foxxy Love to do a cartoon about her, I decided to watch the Drawn Together Movie. It had some real funny spots and cartoon boobies and vag are always a plus (as long as it's not Japanese). Barry would like it, because it would go well with a doobie, and there are a bunch of knocks on Israel.
I loved the show, but I couldn't get 20 minutes into the movie. I've tried a few times and no go. Foxxy Love does NOT equal Monica Foster. MF wishes she could have half the hotness of Foxxy Love. But I'm sure in her mind, the character was based solely on MF. Hopefully she can get a fake Internet lawyer to take her case.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/21/1108:55 AM
Antares - another mainstream [European] movie with real sex. The sex occurs in first segment so you don't wait all movie through a bunch of boring shit. Afterwards the movie was surprisingly watchable in a dramatic soap opera sort of way. Kudos.
edit: Oh yeah, The inconfessible orgies of Emanuelle [sp?] before. Unbelievable suckage on this one. An F would be a huge compliment.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/07/1110:33 AM
this is another rom com that seems like it was written with mens sense of humor in mind and it also has hathaways tits. shes naked in it too but you never see her bush or cooter.or maybe you can if you freeze frame really quick.this is worth watching.
still good today.add it to your dvd collection if you dont have it.the kid actually still gets work today and is really awkward looking.
mostly forgettable but it has a couple funny moments.not really worth watching.
still holds up.
good exorcism movie but should have had more maria grazia cucinotta in it.also the ending was anti climactic.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/10/1109:03 AM
Nope that's the real thing. She and Eric Balfour do some fucking in the film as well. The commentary during the film is kind of interesting. I only listened to it during the sex scenes. She said she and the actor snuck offset afterwards to finish since the scene was broke up so much. She really is hot in a skinny sultry sort of way.
A Tout de suite - Right Now a French film starring Islid De Besco. She's naked throughout. Good looking in an offbeat way. Not the usual looks. Click here for nude shots
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/12/1107:29 AM
I Love You too - I think I've explored my feminine side quite enough for awhile. On a side note there's a new channel on Roku called Fandor. Lots of foreign movies - some pretty hot. I have Fyre Tv and Hotflix now too !
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/19/1103:50 PM
One franchise that I don't get is the Paranormal Activity trilogy. The first one was cool and unique, but by now it's gotten very old. Saw the second one in an IMAX theater. What a waste of time and money. Only saw previews for 3. Enough already!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/19/1103:54 PM
There is a nude scene in Immortals done by Freida Pinto's character. Awesome tits and ass views. Can't help but assume this was done by a body double. Anyone have any info on that?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/19/1106:54 PM
"Freida Pinto will be baring it all in Tarsem Singh's upcoming movie Immortals. The Slumdog Millionaire actress will be seen doing an intimate sex scene in the film. This would be her first makeout scene in a movie since her debut.
There is already buzz surrounding the sensuous nature of Freida's role, now that the teaser of the film is out. She not only features prominently in the promo but also shows some skin when she goes backless in a particular scene.
Freida plays a priestess named Phaedra and has a romantic track opposite Henry Cavill who plays a peasant names Theseus. Immortals also stars Mickey Rourke as King Hyperion, who creates a war between humans.
Tarsem Singh has reportedly told a UK tabloid that Freida was a sport and despite so many people around, she did the scenes pretty well."
from some website called spot2day.i found a site that linked to actual pics but then it hit me with pop up galore and click this and ok that bullshit.but either way it seems like it was actually her and no body double.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/27/1110:55 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Panic in Needle Park
My sister took me to that when I was like 10...maybe younger. I did not have the foggiest what was going on. Much like Disneyland, I appreciated it more as an adult.
Latest for me was a same era Pacino: Dog Day Afternoon.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/01/1106:25 AM
Snakewoman - a Jess Franco pos flop. Lina Romay naked in the extra short film on dvd at about 50 is quite a sight. I'm done with Franco for a while. For every decent one he did he did 5 terrible ones.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/05/1105:03 PM
The Blood Spattered Bride - pretty decent ! Is the villain a vampire or not ? Is the villain the husband turned dark ? Is the new bride a lesbian ? Is the child evil or good ? All will be answered in the last few minutes of the movie.......or will it ?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/06/1107:48 AM
^ cool ! Not bad. Witches, demons, crazed scientist , guilt ridden assistant, victimized wife and mistress all rolled into one big formula. First movie I've seen directed by Urueta [sp?]
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/08/1103:12 PM
instant classic.just as funny as the first if not moreso.pick it up on dvd.lol i dont want to ruin anything for anyone that hasnt seen it but christian would approve of this.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/08/1109:58 PM
The bf is way into 70s porn, so we're going to see Pretty Peaches tmrw night at The Spectrum. They serve booze in there. #gobrooklyn! Hope I don't see Panzer in there. There's a scene where a clown force administers her an enema.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/09/1105:55 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
The bf is way into 70s porn, so we're going to see Pretty Peaches tmrw night at The Spectrum. They serve booze in there. #gobrooklyn! Hope I don't see Panzer in there. There's a scene where a clown force administers her an enema.
That enema scene is absolutely hilarious ! Laughed myself silly the first time I saw it. I watched most of "Push" last night ! Didn't particularly like what I saw. Then I watched Radley Metzger's "Libertine" It was OK but a little tame for what I expected.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/16/1108:10 AM
Tried to watch "And God said to Cain" a Spaghetti western on the Roku westerns channel but it's taking a fucking week to get through it with the same two fucking commercials every 5 fucking minutes. I'm writing the channel and bitching.
Watched "Satans Wife" AKA "Ring of darkness " and also "Un ombra nell'ombra (original title)" basically a Spaghetti horror movie that borrows a bit from the Exorcist. Pretty fair amount of naked female pulchritude in this one though.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/16/1107:34 PM
I actually thought it was a bit thin plot wise but did have a lot of gunplay. Finally finished it today. Oh, and I wrote Cowboy Classics and complained about the frequency of the ads.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/17/1106:32 PM
I forgot to post this a couple of days ago. Watched the Aussie movie "The Band". Supposedly mainstream but pretty much porno. Or was it porn but mainstream ? Not sure. A bunch of unknowns with way too much male masturbation and a pegging scene. The lead hottie does a lesbian scene at the end that is graphic but not gynecologist office graphic. There is some decent fucking and a fairly watchable plot contained therein. The sex beyond a shadow real and as graphic at least as 9 Songs.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/23/1112:38 PM
in the spirit of the season this will have xmas movies and 80s/90s stuff ive seen in the past weeks this is an alright xmas movie with some decent laughs.just catch when you can watch it for free.
pretty standard coming of age movie in which cher looks fuckable some of the times. an xmas staple for quite some time thats always worth a watch during the season. classic 80s comedy with the always sexy madeline stowe.catch her in the new abc show revenge unless you like men.
in the tradition of 80s/90s sequels this is worth watching.not nearly as much stowe in this one but it wouldve been hard to write her in.
youre a chub if you dont enjoy this movie. classic mismatched partners working on a case comedy with classic murphyness. same as above. great movie with some laughs.the main character is kind of annoying at times but its still good. classic 80s with lots of racially insensitive jokes thrown in.dont be a gaylord,watch it.
santa clause is coming to town:holiday classic stop motion with a few laughs thrown in.not as good as rudolph the red nosed reindeer,but worth a watch.
the elf on the shelf presents an elf story:before the leagues kegel the elf,i was never aware of this tradition and thought this movie was trolling the world.i was wrong on that but this is a nice little cgi holiday short worth watching.it ends abruptly but its fine.
the santa clause 3:like the second one it doesnt live up to the first one.watch it if theres nothing else to do.
splash:classic hanks and you see hannahs tits too.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/23/1108:04 PM
Anne Heche is this generation's Sandra Locke. Scrawny little nut case blonde that fucked someone higher up on the Hollywood food chain to garner attention. Although Heche still gets work after she broke up with Vageinfeld.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/23/1108:27 PM
theyre actually back together^.that movie was always on starz but it never caught my interest.i forgot to mention the madeline stowe tittie time in stakeout.keep an eye out next time its on hbo.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/24/1106:54 AM
I haven't seen the Kutcher/ Heche film but I can't imagine it blurring any lines between porn and mainstream. If there was no penetration or cunt licking forget it !
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/26/1109:03 AM
Watched with the family yesterday on Christmas. Sometimes Hollywood decides they can make more money forgetting about the stupid story and just going for all the drama with special effects, violence, etc..
This movie was like that. I found it kind of boring because of that. Personally, not involved in the story, could care less about the drama...
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/26/1110:04 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/26/1110:26 AM
Goddamit JB I expect a higher quality troll outta you than repeated "Why?"s. 17K posts under 63 alts and all you got is why??? I'm disappointed.
You makin new born baby jesus cry with such a lackluster effort. Has your Landlord been getting to you? If we can put this one on the Jews, you'll get a pass. I mean, really, I could care less they killed T-Bo's lord and savior, but they go affecting the trolls and that is crossing the fucking line.
Sonofabitch man, LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!! You are better than this. Now get back out there and hurt some fucking feelings!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/26/1111:01 AM
I can only work with what they give me and nothrust is lame like that. Sadly, I believe he really does seek out these bland brands and mundane movies.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/26/1111:36 AM
I knew it. See first they came for anti-Semitism. Then it was "Let's try to kill off racism, by getting people to vote a schwartze the President." Now they are trying to get rid off internet hate. Sad times we live in. These people must be stopped.
I find the Bait n Hate a viable tactic when they aren't giving you much to work with. Question and cajole some more info out of the target, in order to obtain info worth acting upon. Take this Planet of the Apes review. A simple, "Did the wife and kids like it?" would probably elicit an answer. Yes, and they are craving hairy nigger dick. No, and its "I'm surprised, I thought your son loved big hairy nigger dick." By giving them a little confidence/comfort, it makes the harsh words to come hurt that much more.
Actually putting the thought process down in words makes me want to start a Troll Techniques 101 thread in the Cage.
A movie from the 70s about a Nazi hunter who comes across a Nazi plot to recreate Hitler through cloning. Something like 94 potential Hitlers are spread out across Europe and North America being raised by overbearing fathers and doting, over indulgent mothers.
The last fight scene is epic cheesefest between Gregory Peck and Laurence Olivier with biting, scratching and rolling around on the floor. Gregory Peck is the worse evil Nazi ever. The flim starts out with probably the finest performance Steve Guttenberg has ever done in his career which isn't saying much.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/04/1210:37 PM
Unknown. With Liam Neeson as he whores his way through what is probably some multi film deal. Average. The director of photography's name actually is Flavio MartÃnez Labiano.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/06/1212:51 PM
Anyone else excited for this Prometheus shit? It's the first movie I've been stoked about since I gave up on cinema after The Phantom Menace. Alien is probably in my top three of all time, so I've a right to be excited, dammit.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/06/1201:38 PM
Ridley Scott's on a bankable level. He, like anyone else in his league, will never do anything radical or provocative ever again. The "what works" formula's too common and to actually get something interesting done with a solid budget and bankable names attached is nearly impossible. Not so much excitement here, basic interest.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/06/1202:53 PM
Originally Posted By: fartz
Anyone else excited for this Prometheus shit? It's the first movie I've been stoked about since I gave up on cinema after The Phantom Menace. Alien is probably in my top three of all time, so I've a right to be excited, dammit.
Is that the last movie you watched?? You got an advance copy somewhere?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/07/1205:13 AM
Originally Posted By: Fiend
Originally Posted By: fartz
Anyone else excited for this Prometheus shit? It's the first movie I've been stoked about since I gave up on cinema after The Phantom Menace. Alien is probably in my top three of all time, so I've a right to be excited, dammit.
Is that the last movie you watched?? You got an advance copy somewhere?
Look at the thread title real close.
Yer' right. I guess I should have dropped it into the "Not worth...." thread.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/11/1208:01 AM
Peter Bogdonavich's epic rockumentary (strange phrase to use but this clocks in at a couple of minutes under four hours--not the movie to watch if you are planning on doing anything else at all with the rest of your evening) of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Along with The Last Waltz, the best rock and roll documentary I've ever seen. The sound is awesome, Petty tells it like it was with a wicked sense of humor. A lot of seldom seen footage of pre-Heartbreaker bands (The Epics, Mudcrutch, etc.) and their first couple of years together before they busted out with Damn the Torpedoes. Film was made in 2006 and I'm sure it features some of the last interviews ever with George Harrison and Howie Epstein. A must see if you are a Tom Petty fan.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/15/1207:44 AM
Exactly ! If it's a bad movie enjoy it for just how bad it really is. And some of those foreign horror films weren't all that low budget. Just bad ! :-)
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/15/1207:56 AM
The original Girl with the dragon tattoo. I haven't seen the new one but plan to. I doubt it can beat this. This was 4 out of 5 for me ! There are three films in this trilogy. The tattoo one, The girl who played with fire and The girl who kicked the hornets nest. I plan on seeing the other two soon.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/16/1204:33 PM
Saw The Devil Inside. Always have high hopes for these kinds of movies. Very disappointing. Lots of loose ends in the plot and the ending comes across like the budget ran out and they just made the most of what they had.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/25/1205:33 PM
Originally Posted By: VW/Velvet
Saw The Devil Inside. Always have high hopes for these kinds of movies. Very disappointing. Lots of loose ends in the plot and the ending comes across like the budget ran out and they just made the most of what they had.
Every review I've read has said that it is the worst film out in a long time. Glad to see that's been independently verified. Not surprising though, it's not like they haven't already done the whole exorcism mockumentary thing already....and "The Last Exorcism" wasn't exactly a gem. I don't even know why Hollywood bothers addressing the whole exorcism subject anymore. The gold standard came out about 40 years ago.....you'll never top "The Exorcist," so why even bother?
Anyway, I digress.....the last film I saw on DVD was "Rise of the Planet of the Apes," (it was okay) & the last one I saw in the theater was "The Help." "The Help" might be a "chick flick" but I don't care, it's actually REALLY good......and I REALLY enjoyed it from start to finish, which is something I can't say about most films I see these days.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/14/1209:45 AM
WTF happened to this thread ? I watched The Joys of Jezebel a Something Weird gem. Lots of 60's titties and silliness. Surprisingly watchable. My Tale is Hot the second on the bill featured a strip tease by Candy Barr. Alos good extras with several trailers of 60's sexploitation. IMDB link
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/14/1212:02 PM
i think i helped it going by posting in it every now and then but with my internet being wonky i cant really use google to find box covers but i realized i could probably use imdb.anyway heres a few recent ones but no pics.
my super psycho sweet 16-this started off as having the potential to be good but then went to shit.i fell asleep for like a minute or two and missed what happened right before the ending but blah.the first two were actually good and maybe they shouldve just left it at that.
your royal highness-this is surprisingly funny and shows how stupid people can be by making a shitty trailer for a good comedy.plus theres some nice tits in it too.give it a watch.
game change-this is the sarah palin movie about when she was running for vice president.julianne moore does a great job of playing palin too.i didnt really think that palin was as stupid as people say she is but this movie changed my mind on that.this is worth a watch.
blink-if you like 80s movies that have madeline stowe then this is for you.she plays a blind woman that has an operation to gain her sight back and believes she was witness to a murderer leaving the scene of the crime.but the absence of evidence is necessarily the evidence of absence.classic.watch it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/18/1212:51 PM
green lantern-this started off really strong but drags on a bit in the middle.no blake lively tits was a let down too but her ass looks great in the business woman wear.so watch this when you get a chance and the watch the movie about the 80s with lively and everybodys dad.shes naked a substantial amount.but back on topic i hope they make a sequel to gl.maybe have the gl corp take on the sinestro corp.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/18/1201:49 PM
no but a lil skin couldnt have hurt.random but they need to stop with all the damn superhero reboots.this next batman film will be the last in the series then theyre restarting it.pick some new fucking villains at least or maybe try to make a movie based on just one tpb or graphic novel.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/23/1208:04 AM
I've watched a bunch of b horror since my last post. Raw Meat [snoozefest], The Maze [schlocky 50's sci-fi/horror, etc.....but the movie that really stands out is a sleazy '62 "Satan in High Heels". One of the best movies in the Something Weird Collection. Starring a ridiculously hour glass shaped Meg Myles who later had an extensive career in TV soaps. Great big tits and ass but no nudity. She's so evil none was needed. Absolutely gripping by the balls. One of the sleaziest movies I've ever seen w/o nudity.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/16/1210:01 AM
x.this movie comes to us from australia and is about a seasoned escort and a teenie steet walker that end up on the run after witnessing a murder.plenty of tits and sex make it hard not to pull the pud while watching this.theres sex right from the start when the whore fucks a jiggalo in a room full of mature women( a bunch of which are hot) while they drink champagne or wine.dont be a tithead,watch this on netflix right now.little factoid sidebar:the end credits song was sampled in cages i never knew you.great quote towards the end.whores only love money,everything else is just an act.
killers.this is like the tom cruise and cameron diaz movie that came out either before or after this.this isnt bad but it isnt great either.plus theres the hot mature slut from an old abc show with cleavage in every scene shes in.
horrible bosses.this movie is actually pretty funny and even has charlie from its always sunny.jennifer aniston and julie bowen are especially hot as slutty whorebags out for dick.watch this but check if theres an uncut version because it seems like some stuff was left out.like after the guy from arrested development(the movie not hiphop group) fucks julie bowen in the bathroom she drinks from a glass but it looks like it was to chase the cum down her throat.
i swear her nipples are always hard.youll probably seem them the next ep of modern family.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/18/1210:05 AM
I watched 2 of the movies I got from the bootleg chink.
Sherlock Holmes- I got it to see if it would be better than the first. Eh. Fight sequences are too busy and fast moving, making me lose track of who is who, much like Transformers. No Bueno
The Grey- Another Eh, I watched the whole thing hoping for something unpredictable to happen or a good ending, and got neither.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/26/1207:52 AM
fast five.much better than number 4 with a better plot(not saying much but still)and lots of mindless car action.they throw pretty much everyone from past movies in this one too,if youve been watching them.grab some popcorn and watch this the next time its on hbo.
the man with the one red shoe.this is a movie from the 80s with tom hanks that i dont recall ever seeing before.saw it on netflix so i watched it the other night.kind of cheesy plot about a guy being lied about in a room some cia dickheads know is bugged,but it has some laughs and hanks so catch it if you can.
beastly.this is surprisingly worth a watch if you have time.they didnt dumb this down too much for its target audience.one of the olsen twins is just weird as a witch but whatever. its a little unbelievable that hudgens doesnt recognize cockboy without hair,but if superman isnt recognized as clark kent..disbelief aside if you have showtime its worth a watch.
scream 4.the irony of the poster is that the rules are pretty much the same in this one,and even has repeated killings from previous ones.i can say i liked this better than the previous ones but it was really predictable who one of the killers was,the other one came out of nowhere though and i wont spoil it.this is a popcorn movie easily,so stop playing with yourself for a little bit and watch it the next time its on.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/01/1210:05 AM
nomads.pierce brosnan of mrs doubtfire fame in a movie from the 80s that coulve been good but sucked.which is weird because most scary movies from the 80s are awesome.pass on this and watch something else.
larry crowne.very enjoyable slice of life starring tom hanks at his most hanks.theres a decent amount of laughs thrown in and a good plot.i know lou wasnt a fan of this but i say its worth a watch the next time its on hbo.
fat sick and nearly dead.very good and eye opening documentary about an australian that loses assloads of weights by using a veggie juice diet and then has a fat trucker do it as well.if you need to lose weight or know someone that does stop being chubs for a second and watch this on netflix.or ill fuck your mom in the ass and cum on her face.shell love it too.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/01/1206:49 PM
tup the larry crowne shit is brutal. i sat through "love and other drugs" with jake gyllenhaal and anne hathaway a few nights later and it kicks the shit out of tom and julia.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/01/1210:39 PM
Yeah, just watched Larry Crowne and thought it sucked.Showed promise in the beginning and then just got sappy.
Then I watched a pretty good VH1 doc about the LA Riots and West Coast Rap. Uprising: Hip hop and the LA Riots. The footage of Korean dudes shooting at looters makes it worth wafting through the chaff.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/01/1210:51 PM
"fat sick and nearly dead.very good and eye opening documentary about an australian that loses assloads of weights by using a veggie juice diet and then has a fat trucker do it as well.if you need to lose weight or know someone that does stop being chubs for a second and watch this on netflix.or ill fuck your mom in the ass and cum on her face.shell love it too." ______
Ok, I have a problem with this. So tired of misinformation saying juicing is the solution. This guy didn't lose weight because he juiced. He lost weight because he made healthier dietary choices. If you ate these veggies solid and/or juiced them as an addition to healthy solid food, that's the key. ARRRGGGHHHH
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/02/1209:58 AM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Then I watched a pretty good VH1 doc about the LA Riots and West Coast Rap. Uprising: Hip hop and the LA Riots. The footage of Korean dudes shooting at looters makes it worth wafting through the chaff.
I DVR'd it, but I'm having second thoughts on watching it. I'm getting the feeling it's going to be a cheerleader for rioting. At the end of the day the Koreans, and Welfare cheques, were the heroes of the day.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/02/1211:05 AM
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
nomads.pierce brosnan of mrs doubtfire fame in a movie from the 80s that coulve been good but sucked.which is weird because most scary movies from the 80s are awesome.pass on this and watch something else.
I remember seeing this, the premise was promising the lead actor just couldn't deliver. Anyone who saw his 007 will know what I am saying. The other problem was Adam Ant as the leader of the evil nomadic spirits. Fucking Adam Ant! I think this movies main problem was casting.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/03/1205:40 AM
Frankie is right, Travolta did a decent job in Face Off, he had an excellent director, but the rest of his villain roles have been utterly forgettable. John McTiernan couldn't help Adam fucking Ant in this one though.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/03/1205:16 PM
Quote:
fat sick and nearly dead.very good and eye opening documentary about an australian that loses assloads of weights by using a veggie juice diet and then has a fat trucker do it as well.if you need to lose weight or know someone that does stop being chubs for a second and watch this on netflix.or ill fuck your mom in the ass and cum on her face.shell love it too.
The man is a very successful and clever juicer salesman and entrepreneur. But as a documentary it's utter bullshit. He has no large clinical trials and basically avoids any skeptical attention. His "documentary" would be a lot better if he did not also sell juicers.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/03/1206:24 PM
^^THIS. so saddened to see it reposted over and over on fb. You will lose weight by burning more calories than you consume. Period. People are looking for this quick fix. My 'secret' fitness formula: Lift. Do some cardio. And stop shoving so much goddamn shit in your pie hole.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/03/1206:28 PM
About the Mean Green juicing diet thingy... I came across this a while back and concluded that if I ever tried it, it would be for 3 weeks max. I was watching someone's online journal and their own comments were akin to them talking about torturing themselves. They hated the diet, they hated how it made them feel, and so on. That's your body telling you that you're doing something you shouldn't do.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/03/1207:59 PM
There's no magical 'remove toxins after years of eating crap.' There are foods that are detoxifying because they're nutrient dense or high alkaline, but this 'detoxifying' comes after years of eating clean and healthy. will you see a dif before that- as in a few months in? Yes. But juice fasts are not it. The only thing juice fasts do is make people lose water weight and make standard american diet eaters think "wow, eating healthy sure was hard. I'll never do that again.'
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/03/1208:04 PM
These same shits don't seem to understand foods either. If I grew a cucumber in my garden it would be grown with tap water and rain. Tap water has fluoride in it. Fluoride is toxic. So my cucumber isn't toxin free no matter how much you juice it.
You simply can't stay where you are and "detox" from environmental toxicity. Air quality and so in. Even air in Antarctica is polluted.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/03/1208:10 PM
^^^ That's a very good point. I made some homemade bacon a while back and my sister wouldn't let her kids have any of it because I used sodium nitrate to cure the meat with. This prevents botulism & spoilage.
She claimed that she only fed her kids "uncured" bacon, but when you look at the packaging, it's actually cured with celery juice. Celery juice contains a natural form of sodium nitrate which is chemically identical to the shit that I was using. Additionally, the level of nitrates in the celery juice varies directly with the amount of fertilizer that is used to grow the celery.
So basically you have no control over how many nitrates wind up in your supposedly "uncured' bacon. And Cook's Illustrated proved this by having a lab analyze various bacons and the one with the highest nitrate levels was AppleGate Farms "uncured" bacon.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/03/1210:49 PM
'toxins' 'detoxify' 'natural' 'holistic' etc; basically words that you can just skip. eat right. have a cheat meal once in a while. exercise. no miracles. no 'superfoods'.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/03/1211:27 PM
I made my own bacon a few months back and it was surprisingly easy to do and unbelievably delicious. The only difficult part is getting access to a smoker, because I live in a big city.
But it was so good it made me think of junking the legal career and becoming an "artisanal" bacon entrepreneur. The pork belly you buy for $1.50/lb. sells for $15/lb. once it's made into bacon.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/1212:10 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
There's no magical 'remove toxins after years of eating crap.' There are foods that are detoxifying because they're nutrient dense or high alkaline, but this 'detoxifying' comes after years of eating clean and healthy. will you see a dif before that- as in a few months in? Yes. But juice fasts are not it. The only thing juice fasts do is make people lose water weight and make standard american diet eaters think "wow, eating healthy sure was hard. I'll never do that again.'
I'm not going to get too involved in this, since for most people disagreeing with their nutrition beliefs is like criticizing their religion or their politics, only less fun and more annoying, but you actually seem like you are smarter than the average hippie who substitutes buzzwords about food as a substitute for knowledge.
Anyway, I broke my own vow not to get involved in these discussions because you mentioned a buzzword that is new to me and that I find strangely curious because it is an area that's a personal interest of mine. So, what is the significance of "high alkaline food"?
By the way, this is not a Gotcha type question. I'm not interested in a nutrition debate or to prove you wrong. I actually probably won't respond back at all since I'm kinda derailing the whole thread, but I have heard this term thrown around only a handful of times, all very recently, and I'm genuinely curious to know what people are talking about.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/1212:38 AM
Hey there, EY. It means it has a high ph level. It's the opposite of acidic. The scale is based on food's effect after digestion. So far this site explains it best.
Personally, I don't stress about it too much. I probably do eat a lot of foods on the acid list like saurkraut, oatmeal, coffee, and blueberries BUT I don't worry about it because I keep my wheat and sugars low (wheat and sugar are crap for many reasons, not just ph level.) And not eating, or trying to not eat, processed food- that keeps me pretty alkaline. As does my new addiction to using Bragg's Apple Cider Vinegar as salad dressing! Now as I'm perusing the list again, I see I do eat mostly alkaline. Hope that helps you!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/1207:14 AM
Acid helps you digest carbs. That's why humans eat salads before big meals. The acid in the salad dressing helps digest the rest of the dinner. When I have too much acid, I take TUMS.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/1208:14 AM
Gia, that links to "natural cures they don't want you to know about" by Kevin Trudeau. Seriously, look at the garbage at the top of that page: anti-vax bullshit, the dangers of fluoride, chelation therapy....
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/1208:20 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Frankie, same amount of men will believe food theories regardless of fact. I see it everyday.
thats true.i was just being a smart ass.
back to the documentary i watched,the two men did actually become healthier not just weight wise but they reversed some auto immune disease they had because they were fat.the main point i took from the movie is that a change needs to be made to achieve weight loss and maintain it.much like the book im reading,my big fat greek diet which inspired me to go on a muscle milk diet.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/1208:26 AM
Alkaline heavy water cures cancer, so I would imagine that an alkaline heavy diet would be good for you. I hear that heavy oral doses of ejaculate cures menstrual cramps too. And Jew tears are a good cure for full blown AIDS, something aboutt he unique kosher salt they contain.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/1206:45 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Acid helps you digest carbs. That's why humans eat salads before big meals. The acid in the salad dressing helps digest the rest of the dinner. When I have too much acid, I take TUMS.
whoa.... wait a minute. i think you need to qualify the salad dressing bit. you're not saying that we've been engineered over thousands of years to use ranch dressing as a tool to process plant life/roughage are you?.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/1206:51 PM
^^^ OK, vinegar-based dressing. I read that apple cider vinegar before a meal helps keep bloodsugar levels low. It doesn't really help someone with Type 1 diabetes like I have, but it'd help fatties with Type 2.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/1206:56 PM
Apple Cider Vinegar has MANY benefits. Anyway, it's yummy. And if it feels too weird as a salad dressing alone, try diluting your regular salad dressing with it. Or you can be hardcore like Holly Randall's fave model, Mosh, and take a swig of it every morning.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/1206:58 PM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Acid helps you digest carbs. That's why humans eat salads before big meals. The acid in the salad dressing helps digest the rest of the dinner. When I have too much acid, I take TUMS.
whoa.... wait a minute. i think you need to qualify the salad dressing bit. you're not saying that we've been engineered over thousands of years to use ranch dressing as a tool to process plant life/roughage are you?.
It's the fiber from the plant/roughage (salad) that helps digestion. Not the ranch dressing. Yikes. Eat healthier and you won't need Tums.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/1207:05 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Alkaline heavy water cures cancer, so I would imagine that an alkaline heavy diet would be good for you. I hear that heavy oral doses of ejaculate cures menstrual cramps too. And Jew tears are a good cure for full blown AIDS, something aboutt he unique kosher salt they contain.
I've definitely had a few long-term relationships involving ejaculate and Jew tears.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/1207:06 PM
Any of you niggas been to the Avengers yet? The humongodseum was showing it last night here and the power went out. Thankfully , the crowd was mostly caucasian...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/04/1207:09 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Alkaline heavy water cures cancer, so I would imagine that an alkaline heavy diet would be good for you. I hear that heavy oral doses of ejaculate cures menstrual cramps too. And Jew tears are a good cure for full blown AIDS, something aboutt he unique kosher salt they contain.
I've definitely had a few long-term relationships involving ejaculate and Jew tears.
isn't it true that jew tears cause cystic fibrosis yet cure mutliple sclerosis?. in the right doses of course...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/05/1208:24 AM
Originally Posted By: tattypatty
Any of you niggas been to the Avengers yet? The humongodseum was showing it last night here and the power went out. Thankfully , the crowd was mostly caucasian...
Judging from the turn this thread has made, everyone is still eating dinner and no one has made it to the movie yet.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/05/1209:06 AM
@Gia: I think you will need more TUMS if you are drinking vinegar. You ever leave vinegar on a salad for a bit? Yup, it breaks down the lettuce/greens.
And it is the opposite of alkaline. It's full of lactic, citric and malic acids.
All vinegar is acidic. Not to mention horrible for your teeth.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/05/1211:06 AM
ALL vinegar is acidic.
The pH of apple cider vinegar is typically between pH 4.25 and 5.00.
On my scale that isn't alkaline. It erodes tooth enamel just like any other acid.
Drinking it every day like your model friend is awful for you. Damages mucous membranes in the mouth and throat. Erodes tooth enamel. Lowers the body's potassium. And thins the blood (which could be good for some folks but no better or safer than a baby aspirin).
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/05/1209:10 PM
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/05/1209:19 PM
Originally Posted By: Cleetus VanDamme
Drop a chicken bone in that vinegar and observe
Point of order, for those trying to re establish some sense of an old order: himself is here and he didn't need no heavy handed tactics. All he needed was that grin. And why do we not have that grin? If you all are going to be this heavy handed, how about you get so with steve, yes?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/06/1209:46 AM
milf.comedy about college guys not getting laid so they go after older women(which with the older women looking better than the college girls is what they shouldve been doing anyway).lots of mature t and a,laughs,and even kylee nash thrown in.watch it the next time its on showtime and i think it might be on netflix too.
the mechanic.this was pretty decent but couldve been better.it just needed to be a little longer,because it seemed a little rushed.couldve used a little more action too.worth a watch.and this guy finally got a role where hes not a driver.
source code.i thought this might be as gay as deja vu with denzel washington,but this was actually an enjoyable watch.the endings a little confusing but itll make sense if you think about it a little more after seeing it.im sure this was better than watching the rock and roll hall of fame on hbo.
everything must go.now im not exactly a will ferrel fan other than stepbrothers and land of the lost,but this is another example of where he works in controlled doses.his character loses his job only to come home to his house with all his shit on the lawn,and a note from his wife saying its over.left with all his shit and nowhere to take it,he has a yard sale right there on the lawn with a trusty black kid to help him out.interesting character piece that you should catch on netflix.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/06/1204:08 PM
The Mechanic and Source Code were pretty good, I thought.
Today, I watched Contraband. Entertaining.
Yesterday, I saw Grizzly Man (about the guy that got eaten by a bear). Good documentary work by Herzog. A bit unfortunate with his interviewing some pathetic women (Jewel Pavolak), who didn't know left from tight anymore (I guess from substance abuse).
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/06/1205:05 PM
Originally Posted By: freestylah
Alaska sure is beautiful.
I plan on doing a lot of biking this summer, which means I'm bound to see at least a few black bear. The brown bear near the trail keep themselves well hidden, but black bear will sometimes get caught wandering about. The first time I saw a black bear on the trail, I spooked him and he ran off directly towards what turned out to be a big wedding party. Everyone scattered and ran inside and the bear looted any food he could find and started digging in all the garbage cans for more. It wound up in the newspaper.
The second black bear I saw was a mother with cubs. She was on one side of the trail and of course the cubs were on the other. Meaning I had to sit there for 30 minutes until they wandered off, so that I wouldn't have to bike in-between them. If I see anything cool this summer, I'll try to get some pics to post here. Moose are an everyday sight, sometimes I'll see 5 or 10 of them on a 20 mile ride. And then an occasional red fox and one time a porcupine.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/06/1205:25 PM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Cleetus VanDamme
Drop a chicken bone in that vinegar and observe
Point of order, for those trying to re establish some sense of an old order: himself is here and he didn't need no heavy handed tactics. All he needed was that grin. And why do we not have that grin? If you all are going to be this heavy handed, how about you get so with steve, yes?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/12/1202:32 PM
coldfish.had this on my que for a little bit and watched it last night.this is a really dark movie about murder,betrayal,and how fucked up life can really be sometimes(its based on a true story).i dont want to give away too much but a fish shop owner meets another fish shop owner after his daughter is caught stealing stuff at a super market.murder,yakuzas,wives fucking around and constant backstabbing ensue.watch this or people will find out you like lil boys(hyde im looking at you).oh fuck i almost forgot that the main characters wife has the nicest pair of tits.
saw 3d.this started off good with the opening scene but then basically followed the same formula as the previous in the series.but back to the first scene you see how evil women can be when theres more than one guy involved.lots of flashbacks as usual but at least they finally explain how jigsaw got all the info on people and why they were fucking about in their lives.i think ive seen all of these now but only recommend;1,2,6,and i guess this one to wrap it up.its worth a watch if youve seen the previous ones.
excorsimus.pretty standard excorsism movie about a teenager being possessed by the devil.it kind of drags on and shouldve been shorter,but you should watch the first or third excorcist instead.if youve already seen those than go ahead and watch this,seeing as its not bad.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/20/1203:57 PM
the gate.well you guessed it;classic 80s fucko.if you havent seen this then watch it.basically two ass buddies open a portal to hell on accident and then 80s monster movie greatness ensues.
only saw the last half hour but this is crap.fuck the people that made this.
communion.great 80s alien movie with christopher walken at his most christopher walken.hadnt seen this since i was a kid and wish i wouldve gotten it on dvd sooner.theres also some a couple unintentionally funny moments thanks to walken just being himself.the ending is good and satisfying and kind of deep.watch this its 10 bucks on amazon.you wont regret buying it.if you dont watch it at night then you like to kiss men.
the family tree(might have a different name on showtime package channels).pretty decent slice of life/coming of age tale about a family that has some pretty funny moments in there too.it also has christina hendricks and her tits in a small role.i really dont understand why she isnt given the main role in movies.show that face and tits off.anyway watch this if you get a chance.
risky business.classic 80s tome cruise and rebecca de mornay naked too.lots of 80s faces youll remember thrown all over the movie(i think the mom was the guidance counselor in 10 things i hate about you).grab your tumescent member and watch this on netflix or buy it on dvd.
sexting.i cant find a poster with this so i guess it was a smaller movie or came out under another title.it has casper van starship troopers and the black haired girl from the son of hanks movie,orange county.this is actually a pretty good rom com/drama about two people that meet through a bike on car accident and start seeing each other soon after.then they finally realize they should stop seeing other people and be exclusive but some feelings get stepped on in the process.watch it on showtime.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/27/1209:53 AM
puncture.movie about a lawyer(played by the human torch) trying to get hospitals to buy safety needles.not great but not bad either.it kind of drags on towards the end but if you like court movies then watch it.
xmen first class.best xmen movie yet,which might not be saying much but its really enjoyable.i think this was based on a graphic novel which reimagines how the xmen got started.plus rose byrne and january jones in garter belts and stockings.watch this on hbo.
the next three days.pretty riveting thriller that shouldve been on hbo but it wasnt for some reason.basically russel crowe breaks the crazy bitch from the 40 year old virgin out of jail and gets away with it.catch this on netflix.
in and out.only saw about 40 mins of this,but i saw it back in hs.basically kevin kline gets outed by dramas brother and does a great job of being gay.i dont know maybe he really is.not particularly funny but tom selleck looks pretty funny without a moustache.if you know some queens that want to gab about streisand then go ahead and watch this when they come over.but other wise go pick up some in and out and watch some porn instead.
non gay image that came up in the same search to offset how flaming the cover of the movie was.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/28/1205:54 AM
That's The Pink Panther Strikes Again. The first one was the one where Blake Edwards made the inaccurate assessment that David Niven would be funnier than Peter Sellers. Clouseau is a supporting character in the first one.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/04/1208:34 PM
Last movie in theatre: Avengers in IMAX 3D. Was actually quite good, and the 3D was not overwhelming (for once)!
Last movie at home: Friday night, Gunker and I watched Shame. I fell asleep halfway through... am I the only one who thought it was boring as hell??? And Fassbender's schlong didn't do a thing for me... I seriously don't get what the attraction is there...
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/05/1210:58 AM
mr poppers penguins.they need more movies like this on hbo than fucking cgi animal comedies for kids.this was actually a really enjoyable jim carrey movie.good laughs,good plot,and carla gugino.watch it on hbo.
drive.the intro is great and has some music from the 80s or a song that sounds like it is.maybe wilson phillips but i dont know,i only ever heard their one hit.anyway this is a above average movie where some guy ends up fucking his life over,over some bitch he doesnt even really know.decent amount of action they even throw in christina hendricks in for a little bit. when shes walking in that scene from the trailer shes like pure walking sex.there must be a lot of faggots in hollywood because i have no idea why she doesnt play the lead in anything.anyway watch this on netflix.
psych 9.this movie was kind of meh.its one of those movies that seems like they werent done writing it when they started filming the damn thing.these ghost house movies used to always be at least decent but then they started putting out too much or just let other lesser directors and writers have a shot.anyway this girl is in the loonie bin and theres a killer around,then theres plot twists and blah blah.watch something else.
just for kicks.this is a sneaker documentary about sneaker collecting and also its relation to hiphop.i saw this before years ago when it came out and watched it recently on netflix.its pretty solid and interesting as well as informative,not to mention they show lots of nice kicks.i was gonna order this off amazon for 8 bucks but now that i know its on netflix i probably wont.but definitely watch this if you love shoes.
slumber party massacre.great 80s horror movie with lots of t and a (especially during the shower scene).it also looks like they filmed it using an older camera and film to make it look like it was from the seventies.or they mightve just done what they did with the grindhouse movies tarantino and rodriguez put out.regardless you should watch this on netflix.tits.apparenty theres a sequel so im going to be on the lookout for that on there.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/17/1212:39 PM
Fucking new version of The Muppets. They should charge Jason Seagul with a crime. Fucking SUCKED! How can you fuck up the Muppets??? I couldn't even finish it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/26/1207:31 AM
thor.it starts off a lil cheesy but only because of the overuse of special effects.other than that its a pretty solid avengers precursor right up there with the iron man movies.which reminds me i still need to see captain america and also the avengers.but anyway you should definitely catch this on netflix.you dont get to go to valhalla for being a twink.
bob funk.kind of cliched ne'er do well movie that seems like it shouldve been made over half a decade ago to actually be relevant.there are the occasional laughs but its still meh.not really worth catching
hemingway and gelhorn.dont remember what the hell this movie was about but its not important due to the hot sex scenes.watch this the next time its on hbo.
as good as it gets.solid movie from the 90s that still holds up today.laughs,life lessons,and perfect tittie from helen hunt from the side.you cant go wrong with this movie.unless you love the cock of course.
the extra man.pretty good movie about an older male jiggalo showing a confused part time cross dresser the ropes of being an extra man,but he himself isnt extra hes essential.good laughs and an interesting story make for a movie you need to catch on showtime.if youre a twink that doesnt act right you should watch this to get to see what youll look like in the booty house.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/04/1206:06 PM
Because what James Cameron did with the intellectual property keeps up and looks the same as Ridley Scott on deck. Even the aspect ratio is falling out.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/08/1208:36 PM
transformers 3.this series has been getting progressively better since the first one(not to say i didnt like the first one).lots of action and different transformers going all assballs everywhere.even soundwave and one of his cassettes stop by.incase you didnt know soundwave is the tits.lots of nice ladies with the tits and the legs and the faces it makes me want to spray wads on them with pleasure and the basting.order some fillipis and watch this on netflix.
hostel 3.saw this on nf a couple weekends ago and liked it because it was good.this time there is actually another franchise(the second one was supposed to be another hostel in italy but wasnt),but at this one people pay to watch other members kill victims instead of doing it themselves.theres some twists and turns and some nice tits on the eastern european braod in the black.dont know why this wasnt in theatres but maybe eli roth didnt have anything to do with it.anyway watch this.
family demons.my mom rented this redbox and sucks.basically a drunk mom doesnt let her daughter out in the world to protect her but doesnt even buy her food,but has money for alcohol.she ends up killing the mom and raped by her moms boyfriend.then she has a kid and keeps her chained to the sink like her mom did to her.this movie sucks shit.
final destination 5.this is much better than the 4th one which i thought sucked and throws in a new rule,which is if you have someone die in your place you dont die.so of course some of the kids catch on and try to kill other people.theyre told this by the candyman who i thought and have read was supposed to be death.why the hell would he let them know this?anyway watch this on hbo next time its on or on demand.
the big year.great cast and overall good movie.this has the 04-05 indie movie feel.basically black,wilson,and martin are bird gazers trying to have the biggest year of sightings.theres some good laughs,life lessons and good writing in this one.if you dont watch this on hbo then your life lesson is that you eat dicks and youre going to hell.
crazy stupid love.this is one of those ultimate mugen casted romcom movies that are just as enjoyable if you have a penis or you have a pussy.marissa tomei shouldve had a bigger part and some nudity but what are you gonna do? this is worth a watch when its on hbo,id say you could even order it on demand if you dont have hbo.
buy slums of beverly hills too or youre dad is probably a secret fag like you are.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/12/1204:22 PM
It's only 1 hour and worth watching. One recurring point is the fate of Jon Doe. Theroux keeps asking industry people about him and if the industry contributed to his demise. Heartfelt interview with Monique de Moan.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/15/1202:15 PM
I saw it today, but I actually saw it when it 1st came out when I was a YOUNG kid (hey, what can I say, my mom was pretty lax), and I never realized until recently that two minutes were cut from the ending 3 days after it was released I've seen stills from the deleted "hospital scene," but I guess it didn't play well & Kubrick decided to cut it out (and likely ordered the footage destroyed).
Apparently the hotel manager, Stuart Ullman goes to the hospital where Wendy is in the with her son Danny. He then visits her, apologizes for what happened, says that they didn't find any traces of the events she claimed had happened, that they were unable to locate Jack's body, and invites her to live with him. She doesn't say yes or no. Then he goes into the hallway of the hospital, passes in front of Danny, who is playing on the ground with some toys. When he gets near the exit, he stops and says, 'I almost forgot, I have something for you.' And he pulls from his pocket the yellow ball that the twins had thrown at Danny. It bounces twice, Danny catches it, looks at it, then lifts his eyes towards the hotel manager, stupefied, realizing that throughout the story he was aware of the mystery of the hotel. I never saw the scene, so I don't know how it really played compared to the version I and most everyone else saw.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/17/1208:05 AM
Been on a James Bond kick for the last day and a half. Watched From Russia With Love, Thunderball, The Spy Who Loved Me and Live and Let Die all in the last 36 hours.
Psyched about the cast for Skyfall. I hope my expectations don't let me down.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/17/1205:21 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I saw it at like 14. I appreciate it more now. Like Disneyland.
I saw it when I was 8...it was either that or "The Empire Strikes Back" and I had already seen that. But yeah, I totally appreciate it more now as an adult. I only remember being weirded out when I was 8.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/20/1206:05 AM
american reunion.this was really funny and brought back the full original cast.even the milf buddies reunite.while it wasnt as funny as i was expecting its still really good and an excellent way to end the series.rebecca de mornay stars as finchs mom and stiffler fucks her at the foot ball field.fuck i thought she was hot when i was a kid,shes way hotter now.check her out in mothers day if you want to see her star in her mature glory(not a great movie i just caught a bit of it because i noticed how hot she was now when i was getting a snack downstairs while my mom was watching it).to sum it up watch this.oh and jims neighbor has some really nice tits that get alot of screen time.
very bad things.great movie from 98.great cast of recognizables that even if youre a grumpy dickhead with a big forehead youll still love.lots of funny moments in this dark comedy and even kobe tais tits stop by for a cameo.watch this on netflix and you might just enjoy yourself.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/28/1211:36 AM
lol the frank infection^.im gonna use the imdb pics from now on.
in time.this wasnt as good as i was expecting.i was expecting a grab you by the balls thriller but its not as suspenseful or action packed titfest as i was expecting.overall id say watch it,even though that killian murphy guy is weird looking.him and skeet ulrich should go blow each other.
bad news bears.i used to watch this all the time as a kid but dont remember walter matthau being in it.tit sidenote watch the grumpy old men movies for laughs and older tits in the form of sophia lauren and anne margaret.back to bnb this is worth a watch and has lots of laughs.i think the sex offender looking guy from watchmen plays the rebel with the bike in this one.not a selling point just a factoid.so watch it on netflix and the remake also.i think there was a sequel or too also.
tales from the crypt:the ritual.not nearly on the same level as the other tales movies,especially since you dont get an intro from the cryptkeeper.random but anybody know if they have the series on netflix?i liked watching that when i was younger.i remember this one ep had this sexy whore with a pearl necklace who looked in need of receiving one.the plot in this one is kind of hard to follow but jennfer grey is braless in white tops the whole movie and is either cold or turned on.she even gets the weight tshirt treatment.tim currys in here being a pum pum hound and adds some laughs.basically watch this just to see it if you cant find something else.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/28/1211:15 PM
But he's a pretty good character actor. He never could hold his own as the main player, but when he's in some bit dramatic role, he really hits it. Driving Miss Daisy comes to mind.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/12/1203:25 PM
whats your number.average rom com that they made digestable for guys suckered into watching it with their bitch.basically anna faris finds out the average number of cocks a woman has in a lifetime is 20.shes already at 20,so she decides to see if she can make it work with any of this 20.predictably her and the human torch end up developing feelings for eachother.watch it if its on hbo but dont go out of your way.
j edgar.i was expecting this to be better for some reason but it wasnt.didnt know he was a twink either just thought he liked to wear panties.it seems they didnt know what they wanted this movie to be and thats why it turned out the way it did.kind of long too at 2 hrs.meh.
the hunter.this was an alright movie about a guy hired to catch a tasmanian lion or tiger of somesort.the last of its kind as it were.trouble brews with the locals and the family hes staying with ends up paying for it.i dont want to ruin the ending incase you watch this but it was kind of stupid,but sad as well.maybe watch shooter instead if you want to see a good sniper story.or the sniper movies with the guy from the substitue movies.
dont go in the woods.fucking asshole,this movie.i couldnt make it passed the first half hour.the fact that nerdy guys in a band like this would actually get girls shows how some women arent very intelligent.of course its a movie but still.now back to this,its supposed to be a scary movie in the woods and out of nowhere two girls have a musical number.i had already enough at that point so i turned it off.bleh.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/12/1207:47 PM
I tried to sit through J. Edgar on HBO on Saturday. It just couldn't keep my interest. They jumped from decade to decade without any logic. Here was a man many people considered evil and did a lot of sleazy things. It could have been compelling, but I think Leonardo DiCaprio was miscast and every time I see Armie Hammer in anything I think of him as the Winklevoss twins in The Social Network and nothing more. I think he will be struggling to find feature work in a couple of years and will show up on made for TV Lifetime / Hallmark movies on a regular basis after that.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/21/1210:08 PM
Smokey and the Bandit 2. A Google image search for "Sally Field butt" was pretty much fruitless. Just a shot in Bandit's car, w/ pants on. I was hoping for a tender Gidget bikini pic.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/21/1210:48 PM
I just sat through J. Edgar on HBO too. Suuucked. What a horrible way to tell a great story. The whole time I watched Leo, I thought about how much better Michael Shannon from Boardwalk Empire would have been as Hoover. There's so much good material there and they just treaded water over the top. Lame.
Sally Field's ass in the car. Yup, know it well. Gidget is rerun every saturday around lunchtime along with Flying Nun and Monkees episodes. It's on some retro station on cable and direct. The pervy shots in Gidget are feet shots. Typical barefoot teen on the bed talking on the phone scenes, but the camera lingers just enough to make you notice. Barbara Hershey is in one episode during a slumber party. Good stuff.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/22/1211:45 AM
I'm glad Michael Shannon is everywhere. Great character actor.
The Marley movie was really good. I was in Grade 7 or 8 when he died but had been a fan before. Amazing talent and had balls of steel. To take a bullet or several and still be able to go onstage all bandaged up. That's teddy Roosevelt style bravery.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/26/1211:17 AM
not bad^.
harold and kumar 3d.this was the funniest one yet and has some nice tits thrown in for good measure.basically they go on another adventure and all kinds of funny shit happens.dont want to ruin too much but neil patrick harris(aka doogie the forehead howser) gets kicked out of heaven by jesus because he gets a hander from some of jesuss bitches.now some say jesus kept some questionable compay,but i say they were doing the lords work.
anyway tits and trim aside,watch this on hbo or your parents will get divorced and blame it on you.
kill bill vo1.hadnt watched this in a long time.basically its classic tarantino.if you dont have this and part 2 then youre the resposnible for everything wrong in the world.
the change up.this was really good and has leslie mans perfect tits in it(which i just found out were faked).oh well pretend topless scenes aside this is a body switching comedy worth watching.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/26/1209:08 PM
Watched Marley last night. Pretty great. I loved the story about the song Small Axe and the bit about them in the graveyard singing to the duppy. Also loved how pissed his daughter is.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/04/1202:23 PM
naked ambition.basically a photog goes to the avn's and shoots a photo book of whores and mopes.i watched this in bits and pieces because most docs dont really watch well in one sitting if theyre too long.lots of noteables and interviews with them.xpts very own gia,skurt lackwood,ruby knox,and stormy make brief cameos.this was actually filmed back in 06 but has a decent amount of current talent and is still worth a watch.catch it on netflix you dirty slut.
dysfunctional friends.kind of typical black movie(yeah i know that sounds racist but i dont mean it like that) with the usual suspects casted in for a movie about a reunion of college friends brought together to get their friends inheritance.it has some funny moments and is actually written pretty well.lots of eye candy as well in the form of stacy dash,stacy kiebler,and megan good.id like to give them the adriano tretment at the same time.that aside this is an alright movie if you like the genre.
altered.this seems to be a straight to netflix movie about an alien invasion,shot on a low budget,yet is very watchable.the alien costumes and effects are done relatively well except for the shitty explosion at the end of the movie.the whole time watching it i wanted to know how it ended.give this one a try and you just might like it.
the secret.kind of a misplaced spirit/body switch movie that sucked my asshole.the fillipis and ice cream i was eating while watching was way more interesting.anyway a mother and daughter get in a car accident,the mom dies and inhabits the daughters body.sound interesting?yeah not really,so go fuck someone that doesnt care about you and then come home and cry.pass on this one.but do get some fillipis or your dad is gonna be caught at a glory hole someday.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/04/1208:01 PM
Supportive isn't defined by grinning and nodding while she flushes the family name down the commode. More supportive would be "give us a call when you come to your senses. Until then, don't contact us".
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/18/1207:44 AM
fucking slow computer.anyway quick review time
200 cigarettes.shitty 80s movie not worth watching unless you really have a hard on for any of the following:christina riccis cleavage or laughs from paul rudd and dave chappelle.watch paul rudd in overnight delivery or the one with rachel weisz.in that one hes a nerd who gets a hot gf who basically molds him to be what she wants.then at the end of the movie it turns out it was just a school project.fuck this movie it sucked.go watch some porn and pull the pud/vibe one out.
dream house.shitty fight club rip off.thought a movie with naomi watts and rachel weisz would be good.i was wrong.i stopped watching this after they reveal bond is actually the guy that killed his family.
extremely loud and close.this was an interesting 9/11 movie about a kid who finds a key in his dads vase.he goes all over new york to find out what it was for to try to get some closure after his dads death.the whole time youre thinking why the hell does this kids mom let him out at all hours of the day and night,its because she knew all along what he was doing.
our idiot brother.i was expecting this to be a comedy but its more of a character piece/slice of life.good cast and all but this shouldve been better.
the hunger games.this was better than i thought.saw it the other week when it hit dvd.some parts kind of drag on and i wish there was more action but whatever.are they gonna do the other ones in movie form?id recommend watching this if you have a couple free hours.also im sure they mustve gotten the idea from battle royale.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/23/1207:08 AM
They're hit and miss. Most of the appeal is in the perfect framing of gore. Seeing a hand get sliced in a Argento film is ten times creepier than seeing someone get dissected in a Hostel film, due to the pacing, editing, filtering, and framing of the shot. If you like spine-tingling, creepy gore more than gratuitous "violence for violence sake" you should check out some of the classics. Character and plot usually play second fiddle to audio and visual style. Italian horror is an aquired taste, but it'll fuck with your psyche more than most of the derived, hack-job bullshit of today's day and age of CGI and pointless shock.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 09/23/1212:50 PM
Yeah Italian horror is at times creepy but sometimes nonsensical plot and dialog wise. Anything with Barbara Steele is worth watching though. She's very oddly beautiful.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/05/1207:32 AM
the sitter.jonah hill works better as a chub and this movie shows that.hes really weird looking skinny,not unlike al roker(roker hit them gym and try to gain some muscle).chubs and twinks aside,this movie is really funny the first 45 mins or so,but altogether its worth watching.id almost say its like adventures in babysitting 2012 edition.i dont know the name of the mom but shes hot.so watch this on hbo or youll get an uncureable std.
a thousand words.now this is eddie murphy almost back in his 80s greatness.he plays someone who mostly just cares about making money but learns whats really important in life thanks to a magical indian and his tree.good laughs abound with a well written plot and you completely forget about the dr do little movies and the like.keep doing movies like this eddie.basically you should watch this.
the big lebowski.i never bothered watching this before and regret that.i think the movie kingpin mightve soured the idea of a movie with bowling in it for me.this movie has a great cast and great laughs.julianne moore naked in it too,if her being naked in boogie nights wasnt enough for you(which if youre a jerkmaster like me,then it wasnt).buy this on dvd or baby jesus will cry because how much of a piece of shit you are.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/12/1208:42 PM
Two docs:
Lemmy . It's about Lemmy. It's good.
Fightville. It's about guys trying to make it in mma outta Louisiana. Tim Credeur's (for those who follow the sport) gym. Decent. Not incredible; decent.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/12/1209:45 PM
50/50.let the guys that did superbad do a cancer movie with cobra commander and seth rogen and you get a hilarious comedy with a little bit of drama.you should definitely catch this or the next person you fall in love with will cheat on you and break your heart.then youll get aids and the devil will be waiting for you in hell.
cowboys and aliens.i wasnt expecting much from this but it was pretty decent mostly.not adding to your movie collection decent or even queing on your netflix but its worth watching at least once.it pretty much delivers on the title,so grab a snack and watch it.what else are you gonna do that night?suck a dick?
detachment.this is a kind of movie they dont really make too many like anymore.its set up kind of documentary style and kind of not.that aside,its basically about a school where the kids are fucking assholes and the staff have to try to do their best to deal with them.christina hendricks is hot in this and i really dont understand why she doesnt get more movie work,since she can actually act.also brody lets a teenage hooker that looks like a boy come live with him for a bit,so hyde if youre reading this watch it on showtime you chomo.anyway watch this if you have some time to kill.if you dont an incubus will assfuck you in yoursleep.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/20/1206:02 PM
^^^ That was a really interesting movie. I've always found the rich Punk thing fascinating, because Punk is such a "lifestyle" music. Wealth is so opposite the Punk ethos. The idea of fatherhood, of being an authority figure telling a kid what to do has to have a high hypocrisy quotient when you've made a career of being anti authority.
The guy taking his daughters to ballet class. It gets no more Punk than that.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/20/1210:32 PM
The guy from Pennywise I liked the best (and Tony Hawk). Fucking Fat Mike taking his daughter to a private shcool . What a load.Found the end a bit of a bummer. And I kind of think Duane Peters is a piece of shit; being a complete fucking junkie all those years with kids in the house.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/20/1212:28 PM
devils advocate.classic film right here.perfect cast,great plot and writing,tits abound best pair goes to connie nielsens fakies.i definitely think theres something to that line about love being bio chemically no different than consuming large quantities of chocolate.and the god being an absentee landlord speech could just as easily apply to how women act.do yourself and your dvd collection a favor and pick this up.
kill bill vol 2.i dont like this as much as the first one but its still a great movie.theres no reason why you shouldnt own both.i dont know if theyre still going to make kill bill 3 and 4(prequels to 1 and 2 that focus more on the pasts of the deadly viper assasination squad)but i think that they should.big problem is david carradine kicked the bucket and couldnt reprise his role as bill.anyway watch this if you love kung fu or action movies,and especially if you love both.if not someone might give you the five point palm exploding heart technique.
also dont forget to watch the deleted scene which is awesome.
it shouldnt have been cut out.im guessing it happens before bill drops off kiddo to train with pai mei.
thirteen ghosts.this is a pretty good movie overall.theres not really any boring part i can think of and the dvd extras also have background stories on each of the ghosts that were captured(which are audio with illustrations).they havent really made too many good scary movies as of late.this one falls in with the heyday of good ones from 99 to 04 or so.if only they found an excuse to have rah digga and shannon elizabeth topless in the same scene.oh well you still get treated to these plants:
lucky number slevin.hadnt watched this in a few years and almost completely forgot what it was about.it was really good and had clever ass comedy thrown in.i dont want to ruin the plot but if you like revenge/hitmen movie you should check this one out.taste the flavor like your mom getting gangbanged.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/03/1211:16 PM
scrooged.classic bill murray.if you dont like it your mom does drugs and gets used by men for gangbangs.but seriously this is a holiday classic must watch.even greedy jews like panzer can learn the meaning of christmas through this hilarious movie of yesteryear.
christmas vacation.another christmas classic with laughs abound.this isnt for scrooge mcduck dicklickers that touch boys at parks.nice eyecandy too with the brunette at the register and the wife.must see tv.
contagion.this movie is fucking lame.i didnt make it passed the first half hour.you want a good outbreak movie watch outbreak or twenty eight days later.
contraband.this movie is way better than the trailers made it look.but to the makers of this movie and anyone else;stop with that slow motion explosion bullshit.fucking cornball shit and it makes your movie look cheap.just disregard the fact that walberg and his team coudlve just killed the idiots that were owed money or whatever(missed the first 20 mins) and enjoy this movie on hbo.ribisis voice is really gay in this one though,and beckinsale looks hot as a blonde.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/19/1204:57 PM
i love horror movies from the 70s and 80s.theres something that adds to the whole vibe of the movie.
home alone 1 and 2.classic holiday movies that are great to watch even when it isnt the holiday season.funny,well written,and casted.just put aside the fact lil kevin couldve just called the cops on them without going on all those adventures and rigging all that shit up.santas gonna put a lump of coal in your butt if you dont like these.
the girl next door.great comedy from the early 00s.theres not much to not like about this movie.its funny,has an interesting story and has a fair amount of fake tits thrown about(especially rachel sterling,the fanny girl from american wedding,and the asian pw).the out takes on this are funny as fuck too.watch this or your mom might think she has aids due to so much unprotected sex with strange men where they creampie her and havent been tested.
jawbreaker.ive always liked this movie since the first time i watched it on hbo back in hs.hot cast(mainly judey greer and rose mcgowan),good plot,and no boring parts.clever writing as well.ive read reviews where they compare it to the 80s movie heathers but i watched that movie only because of those reviews and thought heathers sucked my asshole(and i love 80s movies).so buy this and skip that other load of zebra cum.if not,along with finding out your son is a budding white supremacist,youll also find out that hes a closet fag.
the butterfly effect 1( ireviewed two search for it).i forgot how good this movie was,seeing as how i havent watched it in a long time.i also forgot how disturbing it is as well.basically kutcher finds out he can go back in time and actually already has(confusing but watch it and itll make sense towards the end).he tries to alter the past to change the future which is basically fucked up due to his friends' pedo dad and the son being a real piece of shit because of it(fuck i hate the dog in a bag scene ).he keeps going back only to find out each future is even more fucked up than before.until he works it out so him and the girl friend dont grow up together anymore.at least thats the ending on this version.he also walks by her and recognizes her as adults,but keeps walking in order to save her.the other endings were iirc a similar one but they walk back towards eachother,and the one where he goes back to being a fetus and tangles himself with the imbilical cord so that he was never born(i think that was the original ending).if you buy these(2 was actually good and had good sex scenes;see review) then get the infinifilm 2 pack version as opposed to the one i have so you can see those other endings.
also since ive been starting to pick up blu rays ive noticed the picture is really alot sharper.i was at best buy the other day and was going to pick up americano(with selma hayek) on dvd but then found the blu ray for a couple bucks more and mulled that over.only decided against it because i could buy porn with that money and the dvds not going anywhere.also there was a de niro movie called blank red.i cant remember but i read the back and it seems good.so basically if the blu rays just a lil bit more say fuck it and go for it.shit they had full metal jacket for 7 bucks or in a 3 in one with american history x,and a history of violence(thought that one sucked) for 10.
edit for jondra and i think the three pack with fmj had a clockwork orange and something else.the american history x one had true romance.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/20/1212:56 AM
I'm with you on Jawbreaker. Had the hots for Fern ever since. She was in The Descendants this year. Contagion was boring. My fav "little movies" this year or so:
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/29/1202:35 PM
ted unrated.this is the must buy dvd of the year.fucking hilarious!!!seth mcfarlane ups the ante on his family guy humor and puts it in your eyes and minds like a big wad of laughs.i dont want to give anything away about this movie,but trust me,you need to buy it.you even get a free custom text ted sticker(s and h though).
grumpier old men.just like the first one this is a great comedy you need to watch.plus it has sophia loren and her sultry italian tits.ann margrets not bad either.so take out your beefy macaroni or man sized manacotti and enjoy.
eraser.classic 90s action with arnie and queen chocolate tits 2(1 being vivica fox and her fakies).if you watch this and like it then watch under siege 2:dark territory also.if not then your familys getting deported.
a christmas story.an xmas classic.its on every christmas for a whole day so you have no excuse to not watch it.they were doing the same thing with deck the halls( a new xmas classic as of 07) on fx but i guess they lost ratings to ralphie and scut farkas.watch this or you wont get your red rider bb gun,instead youll get a bag of dicks.or possibly mouth fucked by some old hairy fat fuck while you pause to say"this is all i do".
underworld awakening.this much closer to the original than its shitty predecessors.although theres obvious moments that the same dickheads that did the resident evil movies did this one.this is worth a watch but im not sure if you should add it to your collection.they really need to add more sexy vampires in corsets.i think they should have that in every vamp movie.oh and no gay 3d in this one makes it more watchable.
after porn ends.this documentary has a misleading title since its more about reminiscing about their careers than what theyre doing after porn.its kind of slow paced but its interesting and worth a watch.catch it on netflix right now.
bad teacher.this movie starts off really funny but then kind of loses the humor after maybe the first hour or so.its still funny afterwards just not as much.theyre playing it on starz right now so watch it if you have it(i just have it for free for a lil bit due to the move).if you dont watch this youll keep getting your heart broken by assholes you let fuck you way too soon over and over ad nauseam.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/23/1310:46 AM
the notorious bettie page.this is a great biography piece on bettie page starring gretchen mol and her perfect tits.its very entertaining and has a good plot.who wouldve thought trusting a black guy with a camera could lead to a career?jokes aside,do yourself and dvd collection a favor and pick it up.
paranormal activity 3.this one sucked.watch the second one instead.bleh
captain america.this is one of the best marvel movies theyve made yet.good action,non corny looking costume,and some clever laughs thrown in.catch it on netflix.
the rebound.this is a romantic comedy thats about an older woman and younger guy.it can also be a cautionary tale about older women.basically if you do anything that displeases them youre just a stupid kid.i say watch this one on netflix.
the whistleblower.what do you get when you cross rachel weisz,monica belluci,and white slavery?you get a good movie,thats what you penis inhaler.monica belluci is noticeably older in this one and still just as sexy.flavor.watch it.
bloodrayne:the third reich.this is the closest to a proper video game plot related bloodrayne movie as theres gonna be.the only thing is the movie ends right where it shouldve kept on going.not trying to set it up for another movie.catch this on netflix and then buy the 2 playstation 2 games and play them.
skyline.i remember the trailer for this and thinking how stupid it looked.its actually a fairly decent movie,regardless of the similarities to independence day.give it a watch if you want an action based alien movie.
super 8.this movie was really good and you actually see the alien quite a bit.basically some kids are making a movie for a contest and one night end up seeing their science teacher cause a train crash with the alien being transported in it.theres some good laughs thrown in too.give it a watch.
red lights.this is a movie about a team trying to see if a so called psychic/miracleman is the real deal.the movie seems straightforward for awhile but then throws a big twist.overall its a decent movie.
all good things.this movie was shitty and not interesting.but it has ryan gosling in drag if youre into that.so theres that.basically pass on this one.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/07/1301:34 PM
jiro dreams of sushi.as an aspiring chef this is a very motivational movie.this guy lives,breathes,and eats sushi hence the title.this is a very good and entertaining documentary.watch it on netflix.
bro.this was actually a watchable movie overall(even though towards the end its not that good).basically some paisa kid gets into motocross and drug dealing through his gfs brother played by pro moto crosser beau manley(who i think has gotten wise to the fact he hasnt earned that tat of 100% wood on his knuckles and wears rings over them now).theres quite a bit of t and a in this movie also.catch it on netflix.
whores glory.this is a barely watchable doc on whores from thailand,bangladesh(which i skipped because those bitchs are ugly),and mexico.i say barely watchable because most of this has been covered already.plus they filmed the mexico one in some lil town that just has whores in doors outside of little shack like buildings.they shouldve filmed at a more upscale place like adelitas or a similar one.that aside a few of the thai girls were cute and had some nice tits.the ending of the mexico one was kind of sad.two of the whores smoking crack on christmas eve.i say watch some of the other whore docs on netflix instead.
crazy on the outside.this has the always likeable tim allen as a freshly released con adjusting to life outside again.other notables include sigourney weaver,ray liotta(wtf ever happened to him?),and julie bowen(who is extremely sexy in this one,like lick her whole body from head to toe then rub your dick the same way on her),and the guy that played schillinger on oz.its a pretty funny movie so add it to your que.
life happens.pretty decent movie starring the skinny whore from dont trust the b in apt 23 and the tasty flavorina rachel bilson(who plays a virgin,so obviously this has to be a mythical world).basically the main character fucks anyone with a dick until one day theres only one condom between her and her roommate who both brought home cocks.9 months later is where the movie picks up again.this is well written and isnt just a comedy.give it a watch.
3 extremes.this gives three asian horror masters a short movie of their own.the first one shows that women will do anything to maintain their youth,even if that means eating unborn babies.the second one shows how crazy and desperate envy can make someone.the third is by takashi mikke who strangely enough has the tamest story(if youve seen some of his other movies youll see what i mean).i say watch it the next time it and the second one come back to netflix( i didnt catch the second one yet).but you should probably watch each story seperately.
bloody birthyday.if you love 80s horror movies then this is a no brainer.three kids born on the same day in a weird alignment of the planets that causes them to not have feelings or remorse start killing people for no reason.plus in the great tradition of 80s movies were treated to the perfect natural tits of the older sister.put this on your que already.
butter.really good black comedy in the same vein as election,extract,and the promotion.it revolves around a butter sculpture competition and the very sexy jennifer garner(no brainer as to why ben affleck ditched j lo for her).if this isnt in your que already it needs to be.
wrath of the titans.if you saw the first remake then you know what to expect with this one.its watcable but just barely and its stupid near the end.i liked the original clash of the titans growing up more than these remakes.never saw the original wrath of the titans(if there was one).meh
adopting terror.pretty straigtforward movie about a couple adopting a baby and being stalked by the babys father(plus the adoption agency advocate or whatever is in on it with him).the adoption agency worked is pretty sexy but you dont really need to see this unless you like this kind of movie.pass.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/07/1303:56 PM
yeah i still have netflix.whats house of cards about?i dont think ive seen it on the que(different gaming systems get different movies and shows at different times).
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/10/1309:14 PM
Just finished watching Zero Dark Thirty. It was pretty good other than the stealth area 51 commanche+F-117-based transport helicopters. Also the "4-eye" NVG with parallel night vision binocular was kinda odd.
Will start watching Flight soon [either today or tomorrow].
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/10/1309:30 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Aren't they supposed to reboot Arrested Development?
Not reboot. A whole new season starting n May.
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
yeah i still have netflix.whats house of cards about?i dont think ive seen it on the que(different gaming systems get different movies and shows at different times).
They don't. If you go Netflix.com from your computer you add things to your queue. Then when you're using your PS3 or whatever your queue will show up in the exact same order.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/14/1310:11 PM
get the gringo.mels back at it again in full jew-ass kicking mode.he lands in a mexican prison(which for those that dont know are like mini towns) and gets into all sorts of adventures.gibson,cartel,tacos,fuck your mom we got a movie right here.catch it on netflix or buy it for 5 bucks on amazon.what else are you gonna do with that money,go service some business man who at best treats you like a high class call girl and wont remember your name next month?
anatomy of hell.this is an original tale that analyzes mans contempt for women starring none other than mr flush your head while i fuck you:rocco siffredi.in this flick hes a fruity lala man who follows a woman into a bathroom in a gay bar.he takes her to get fixed up and then she blows him(safe and smart right?).she then hires him for her own twisted fuckstick activities(despite the disclaimer im pretty sure the sex is real in this one,mostly.i dont think he really stuck the hoe handle in her cooter but never say never ).through their very strange tease/sleep fuck excersizes they also have discussions about the relations between men and women.alot of it in the beginning is some deep stuff but it trickles as the movie goes on.im not exactly sure what happened at the end(wont spoil it but i looked away for all of a second because of cage barking)but either way its a fucked up ending.also the movies in french with subtitles.but it only clocks in at about an hour and 20 mins.catch it on netflix(not sure if this is the uncut version or not,but theres alot of nudity and fucking,if you like nice french tits or roccos cock(i know some women lurk here)then sit back and enjoy the eyecandy.
battleship.this is another one of those blockbuster movies that looks like complete shit in the trailers but is ok to watch when it hits hbo.basic alien invasion shit except this time we fight back using battleships(hence the title you cock camel).your typical muscle twinks of the month are in this for the ladies and brooklyn decker brings her twins for the guys.but sorry you wont see a tit from her so much as youll see shirtless guys;once again hollywood has gaybared us due to mostly teenage girls and year long summer fags being the main ticketholders.you can catch it on demand on hbo.put down the flesh pipe and excersize your eyes.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/22/1309:14 PM
Wanting to see Argo. I was maybe in 8th or 8th grade during the crisis. It was surreal time. Every night at the end of the CBS Evening News Cronkite would say how many days since the crisis started. I couldn't imagine if something similar happened today. Oh...Benghazi. It would be ignored.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/22/1311:03 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Wanting to see Argo. I was maybe in 8th or 8th grade during the crisis. It was surreal time. Every night at the end of the CBS Evening News Cronkite would say how many days since the crisis started. I couldn't imagine if something similar happened today. Oh...Benghazi. It would be ignored.
i remember similar coverage of desert storm when i was a kid.also i remember oj being on the run vividly.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/24/1303:09 AM
I lived through the OJ shit as a neighbor. The restaurant where she left her glasses and Ron Goldman was the waiter is at the end of my block. OJ's house was just on the other side of Sunset Blvd and the FUCKING news copters were day and night. I had many thoughts of taking a rifle to the lot of them. Then later when we were working on the coastline shooting stuff, the FUCKING copters were hovered over the SaMo courthouse all morning. We had to ADR weeks of stuff.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/24/1307:16 PM
Red Dawn. The North Koreans can't feed their troops, but a takeover of the west coast is no problem. It was shot in Spokane, WA. I'd imagine that the NKs only got as far as the Hillyard neighborhood, only to be repelled by a militia of meth addicts.
There's a shootout in a Subway shop. A fucking Subway sandwich shop. In the middle of the Occupation. "Honey, I'm a sandwich artist. You knew this day might come when you married me. They need me. I'm a sandwich artist, Tina.".
There are literally hundreds of FFL holders and I can think of at 7 Class 3 Weapons dealers and manufacturers between in the Western WA/ Eastern Idaho corridor. Seriously the last place I'd sent an army who is by average 6 inches shorter than it's neighbor's army.
Lots of senseless violence and explosions. Spokane will never have a bald black mayor. That homo Republican really messed the population.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/28/1301:59 AM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Red Dawn. The North Koreans can't feed their troops, but a takeover of the west coast is no problem. It was shot in Spokane, WA. I'd imagine that the NKs only got as far as the Hillyard neighborhood, only to be repelled by a militia of meth addicts.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/28/1302:02 AM
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
(despite the disclaimer im pretty sure the sex is real in this one,mostly.i dont think he really stuck the hoe handle in her cooter but never say never )
The fucking in this is real, it's just not the actress' cooter. ie. stunt pussy.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/07/1303:04 PM
i melt with you.this movie sucked although it got interesting the last 50 mins or so.sasha grey is in this also;idve rather seen that lil blonde that gone really tone and sexy since john tucker must die topless.this is basically not what the description says instead its a movie about guys in midlife crisis that made a suicide pact when they were in college.carla gugino is hot in this though as a female dep.pass on this and watch very bad things or judgement night instead.i dont think the last one is on netflix but it should be.get on it netflix dickheads.
the last exorcism.this movie was surprisingly good.i wont give to much away but it starts off as a sham exorcist and his filming crew documenting themselves ripping off people that actually have a possesed family member.then it gets really interesting.the ending made me want to see the sequel.this is how good the paranormal activity franchise shouldve been.which leads us to the next review.
paranormal activity 4.just like number three this one is forgettable.really the only one worth rewatching is the second one.and i cant remember why,but it might just be because of the middle daughter from the tim allen show last man standing being in a bikini in that one.the ending on this was fucking stupid and only makes me imagine how shitty number 5 will be.im thinking they might crank one more of these out and then cancel the rest like they did with saw(saw was originally gonna be 10 movies long).pass.
sherlock holmes 2.like the first one this ones stupid and its like the writers and directors are really blowing themselves with what they think is clever writing and film direction.those fight sequences where he predicts everything and then it plays out that way were cheesey in the first one and they still are here.pass on this.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/17/1310:46 PM
project x.this is a movie about some nerds trying to go cool by throwing a party.laughs and young nubile tits abound in this one.watch this on hbo.
men in black 3.this was surprisingly enjoyable and much better than the second one(which lara flynn boyle looked hot in atleast,but it also had flavor of the month johnny knoxville for no reason).the plot is very similar to the first one but you dont really notice it much(trying to kill an alien to stop an invasion/destruction of earth).give it a watch.also nicole scherzinger looks really hot with pin up style hair and showing off her tits in the beginning.
doesnt she just have some hair youd like to cum in?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/21/1306:53 PM
bird on a wire.take gibson and goldie,mix with humor,and interesting plot and you get a classic 90s movie.they just dont make em like this anymore.they try with shit like that tom cruise/cameron diaz movie,or whatever asshat movie has gerard butler or the blonde bitch with big jugs,but they just cant make em right anymore.laughs and legs abound(hawns got a pair on her).catch this on hbo the next time its on.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/21/1308:31 PM
I was without cable or internet earlier this week, so I caught up on viewing some of my 100gb of movies.
Thor & Capt America were about what I expected from super hero movies. Thor was a lil better.
Taken 2 was good, not as good as the first one.
Unknown was a little better than Taken 2.
Stone was lousy. Having DeNiro and Norton in the film my hopes were high. Only redeeming value of the film was seeing Milla Jovovich's tremendous nipples.
Idiocracy I must be a masochist to have sat through that pile of shit.
Robert Fuller Shoot Interview was a 4 out of 5 *. I enjoyed hearing about Global and Continental wrestling from down in the Alabama/Arkansas area. It was cool hearing the stories from a guy whose dad, grand dad and brother ran territories, who eventually hit the big time at an advanced age when he got into WCW and WWE as a manager. He thanked Missy Hyatt for talking about his huge cock, even though he says he don't know how she ever saw it.
To Have and Have Not Bogey and Bacall. She seemed to possess the same acting range of emotions that a piece of cardboard, but I'd love to have fucked that black and white hottie. The movie, eh. Too many song breaks w/ that Hoagy fuck. Probably not in my Fave Five Bogart movies, but worth a watch.
A Hare Grows in Manhattan Classic Bugs Bunny, I got force my kid to start watching Warner Bros. cartoons.
Man With The Iron Fists again, I wasn't expecting the 2nd Godfather. It was an decent Kung Fu movie. Shoulda had some titty in it.
American Pie Reunion (unrated) Speaking of titties, and ass, the lil whore that plays Jim's neighbor is worth watching the movie, even if the entire movie is kinda gay.
Iron Sky After seeing the American Pie movie, I was longing through this entire flick to see Renata's Space Nazi tits. Unfortunately, the early scene where she is down to bra and garters was the peak of sexiness, not the fore shadowing of things to come. Light hearted, cheezy, fun flick. The Palin/Bush 2 hybrid president cunt irked me though.
War Horse I like horse movies. Black Stallion, Secretariat, even Seabisciut. This movie sucked.
I'm going to fall asleep tonight watching The Big Sleep. Next week during work I'll be viewing Hitchcock, Wrath of the Titans, and Bikini Girls on Ice. I have to get some headphones w/ longer cord on them, cause some dialog is too quiet to hear over the machines in my shop.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/22/1304:29 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I was without cable or internet earlier this week, so I caught up on viewing some of my 100gb of movies.
Thor & Capt America were about what I expected from super hero movies. Thor was a lil better.
Taken 2 was good, not as good as the first one.
Unknown was a little better than Taken 2.
Stone was lousy. Having DeNiro and Norton in the film my hopes were high. Only redeeming value of the film was seeing Milla Jovovich's tremendous nipples.
Idiocracy I must be a masochist to have sat through that pile of shit.
Robert Fuller Shoot Interview was a 4 out of 5 *. I enjoyed hearing about Global and Continental wrestling from down in the Alabama/Arkansas area. It was cool hearing the stories from a guy whose dad, grand dad and brother ran territories, who eventually hit the big time at an advanced age when he got into WCW and WWE as a manager. He thanked Missy Hyatt for talking about his huge cock, even though he says he don't know how she ever saw it.
To Have and Have Not Bogey and Bacall. She seemed to possess the same acting range of emotions that a piece of cardboard, but I'd love to have fucked that black and white hottie. The movie, eh. Too many song breaks w/ that Hoagy fuck. Probably not in my Fave Five Bogart movies, but worth a watch.
A Hare Grows in Manhattan Classic Bugs Bunny, I got force my kid to start watching Warner Bros. cartoons.
Man With The Iron Fists again, I wasn't expecting the 2nd Godfather. It was an decent Kung Fu movie. Shoulda had some titty in it.
American Pie Reunion (unrated) Speaking of titties, and ass, the lil whore that plays Jim's neighbor is worth watching the movie, even if the entire movie is kinda gay.
Iron Sky After seeing the American Pie movie, I was longing through this entire flick to see Renata's Space Nazi tits. Unfortunately, the early scene where she is down to bra and garters was the peak of sexiness, not the fore shadowing of things to come. Light hearted, cheezy, fun flick. The Palin/Bush 2 hybrid president cunt irked me though.
War Horse I like horse movies. Black Stallion, Secretariat, even Seabisciut. This movie sucked.
I'm going to fall asleep tonight watching The Big Sleep. Next week during work I'll be viewing Hitchcock, Wrath of the Titans, and Bikini Girls on Ice. I have to get some headphones w/ longer cord on them, cause some dialog is too quiet to hear over the machines in my shop.
Thanks for the post Jerkules, I liked the mini reviews you included as I was on the fence about a few of these.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/22/1305:04 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Iron Sky After seeing the American Pie movie, I was longing through this entire flick to see Renata's Space Nazi tits. Unfortunately, the early scene where she is down to bra and garters was the peak of sexiness, not the fore shadowing of things to come. Light hearted, cheezy, fun flick. The Palin/Bush 2 hybrid president cunt irked me though.
I saw this recently. She was topless in a few German movies. Loved what happened to James Washington.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/23/1302:01 PM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
The Big Sleep.
Much better Bogart flick, IMO.
Yes. Probably the detective aspect keeping you guessing.
Speaking of detective flicks, I always thought a modern interpretation of the Thin Man movies would be a viable endeavor. I've probably said that before. At one point I even had a cast in mind.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/23/1302:06 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Speaking of detective flicks, I always thought a modern interpretation of the Thin Man movies would be a viable endeavor. I've probably said that before. At one point I even had a cast in mind.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/23/1302:46 PM
Her telling the Pimpfe what's up and such - surely someone can come up with a swastika baby dress feeding fetish fit featuring flatteringly famous Führerluder.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/23/1303:54 PM
Tshimmeh. Maybe, although doubtful, he got some courtesy head in his whore shelter. So to crawl back every few intoxications and ring the bell of resident idiocy while Donny Long's about and with the program again - this is pathetic, even for him.
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Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/23/1304:48 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/02/1309:26 AM
face/off.this is a classic mid 90s action movie coming to us from john woo.great plot,action sequences,dialog,and writing makes for a movie you need to watch.this is easily one of the best travolta/cage movies out.catch this in crispy hd on netflix.
the factory.this is actually a pretty decent mystery movie about a murderer whos been killing prostitutes and resurfaces after ten months of inactivity.it turns out that hes been keeping some of them and having babies with them.so in come cusack and his partner.while not the most interesting or entertaining movie its worth a watch at least once.theres also a big twist ending,but i dont want to spoil it for everyone.catch this on netflix.
trafficking.this movie was a made for tv lifetime movie that came out a decade ago.it has the always ravishing mira sorvino in it also.she plays a federal agent who will stop at nothing to take down the head of a sex slave organization.theres actually many interconnected plots showing what some of the women are going through and how sorvinos character is working to bring it to a stop.watch this on netflix.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/23/1312:49 PM
citadel.this is a wild lil movie that comes to us from ireland.its about this guy stalked by secret faggots that love the cock and they continually fuck with him and stalk him;progressively getting worse till they want to take everything away from him because he feels good about his own life.they even kill his wife and try to kill his kid.so he takes a priest on a mission that got infected by their virus of self hatred by trying to help them.under his guidance he finds a way to rectify the problem.i dont want to spoil the ending so you guys should watch this.its on netflix right now selma.
the others.this is a good ghost story movie from 02 about a family of ghosts that dont know that theyre ghosts.whoops i spoiled the ending but ive seen this before.oh well.anyway this is pretty good and was the first movie that had scared me since i was a kid to back when it hit dvd.i dont know if its on netflix or not because my reading comprehension is horrible.but not really.
donnie directors cut.this is a movie about a teenager that saved his family with his magic powers.its hard to explain but you guys can read an explanation on wikipedia or just watch this as opposed to the un-uncut version.anyway if you havent had this dvd for years then;its whatever.yeah i know bobbie,calm down.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/24/1310:41 PM
felon.this is a movie where steven dorff(of the gate) goes to prison for not knowing the law properly.in there he meets a lonewolf that is respected and given a crash course in self respect,trust,liars,and codes of honor.everyone should watch this movie because it has a great surprise ending.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 04/25/1305:40 AM
Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Bill W. (2012)
I watched this off Amazon for about $4. Very good, archival footage, didn't dodge any of his struggles later in sobriety. Recommend it to anyone into recovery.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/29/1309:49 PM
I just finished watching a movie called Paperboy. All I can say about it is that Nicole Kidman pisses on a guy and Matthew McConnehey(sp?) appears to get gangbanged by a room full of blacks.
I will now watch The Ninth Gate for the fiftieth time to cleanse my palette
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/30/1308:03 AM
I gotta see that. I watched Serbis the other night. About a family in the Phillipines? that owns an adult theater. Real sex in this one but a ummmppphhhhh ending.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/31/1306:53 PM
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
I gotta see that. I watched Serbis the other night. About a family in the Phillipines? that owns an adult theater. Real sex in this one but a ummmppphhhhh ending.
Where did you find that Serbis movie? I never heard of it and it doesn't appear to be on Netflix Instant.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 05/31/1306:57 PM
I am on a quest to uncover the depths of depravation to which Matthew McConaughey will sink, last time we saw him he was being gangbanged by blacks in The Paperboy. Tonight's fare apparently has him having a relationship with a horse, entitled Failure To Launch.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/17/1308:39 PM
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
How much did it cost? And what snacks did you sneak in with you and what was their cost?
$20.50 and 2x bottles of Coca-Cola.
The movie [in Imax 3D Experience] was great, and I would've even paid $30.00 to see it, but not $35.00. The line was huge: U-shaped throughout the theater, and we had to stand 30 minutes before the line was allowed into the hall, because everyone wanted to get a good seat.
The new Matt Damon movie and the World War Z also looked great in Imax 3D Experience preview trailers, and I want to see these 2 movies as well.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/18/1306:23 AM
A promotional copy of "I AM Love" with Tilda Swinton. It kept going to black and white every now and then for copyright protection. Decent movie but overall a "meh"
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/09/1305:04 PM
Gasland 2 : I thought it was very good. One thing I either missed or didn't understand- if the concrete surrounding the wells is the problem, why can't we retrofit or replace it with some kind of polybond concoction? They say 20% of the wells have leaks due to concrete from day one and by a few years it is up to 50%. Can't we change out the concrete?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/09/1305:13 PM
Spring Breakers:
This is the most lewd and pervy thing made since Max lost his yellow couch privileges. It is shot like a low budget Girls Gone Wild project and has all the pervy camera moves of a Yo MTV poolside rap video. You guys are going to love it!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/09/1305:15 PM
that's because that scene with fire coming out of the water hose is a hoax. it was attached to a methane relief valve that should be on all wells. it just comes out of the ground all on it's own in certain places around here. no tracking required.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/09/1305:17 PM
What about the EPA reports of 50x the max amout of Benzine in the water? Or any of the other multitude of evidence to support that it is just bad science.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/09/1305:49 PM
did you know that the EPA just quietly pulled their report on contaminated wells because they contaminated their own test well? I'm not trying to convince you of anything. the info is out there and relatively easy to find. All these type of docu's are trying to sell you their side of the story. Kony2012, waiting for superman, and the like all want you to believe and they don't have to be exactly honest about it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/10/1301:18 AM
so you're telling us that fracking is good? That all those people are lying about what is happening to their land and communities? They should all just fuck off and leave that land? That the disease and contamination is god's will and not man made?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/10/1302:36 AM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
I'd give them all the enemas and suppositories.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/10/1304:42 AM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
so you're telling us that fracking is good? That all those people are lying about what is happening to their land and communities? They should all just fuck off and leave that land? That the disease and contamination is god's will and not man made?
Funny how the fuckers who are all for fracking today feared fluoridation fifty years ago.
Originally Posted By: Panzer
I'd give them all the enemas and suppositories.
Say a guy who went to Fort Knox 'cause he heard they had the world's largest gold suppository.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/10/1306:20 AM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
so you're telling us that fracking is good? That all those people are lying about what is happening to their land and communities? They should all just fuck off and leave that land? That the disease and contamination is god's will and not man made?
I'm not going to tell you anything except this:
That the people who make these movies do so for a reason. They use peoples misery to play the viewers heart strings like a violin, because they have something they want to sell you, and human emotion helps trump facts, logic, and common sense every time.
I don't know, maybe the land those people live on is contaminated, but that doesn't mean fracking was necessarily the cause. There could be a myriad of other reasons for the contamination, that the movie makers aren't ever going to mention. Then again, I don't expect you to take my word for this, just don't take their word for it either. Take some time and look for yourself, that's the one thing that the people who make these type of flicks are counting on you not doing.
As far as fracking being a bad or good thing, that's pretty subjective. I believe it's good because it's a self sustaining industry, it creates jobs/prosperity here, and it keeps more of our money out of the hands of the people who are funding islamic terrorism. Do those sound like pretty good reasons to you?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/10/1310:53 AM
Not when it is to the detriment of the entire planet and is motivated by the desire to raise energy prices and corporate profits. Natural Gas energy is currently MORE harmfull to the environment than crude oil. The same corporations and investors are behind both technologies. The Koch brothers spend hundreds of millions of dollars funding bloggers and pundits so Joe redstate will disbelieve the science and politisize the issue. How did an issue like energy development/environmental inpact become a red state vs blue state issue? Because big energy money plants that dialog into the media and feeds on the confusion and diversion while they continue to be short sighted and avaricious. Instead of arguing about politics and man vs nature as the culprit, why don't we just find a way to fix the concrete problem and stop the contamination?
And by the way: Big oil does not fund fundamentalist Islamic terrorists. Thats like saying the US owned corporations funds hate groups and domestic terrorists just because they live in this country.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/10/1311:36 AM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
And by the way: Big oil does not fund fundamentalist Islamic terrorists. Thats like saying the US owned corporations funds hate groups and domestic terrorists just because they live in this country.
Then where does the money come from? Arab auto producers? Oh, there aren't any. Sand for kid's sandboxes? Don't fool yourself by thinking that the petrodollars that prop up the House Saud and the EAU don't get funneled into radical Islamist groups. It's not the only place they get their currency, but it's a damn fine chunk of change.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/10/1311:43 AM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Not when it is to the detriment of the entire planet and is motivated by the desire to raise energy prices and corporate profits. Natural Gas energy is currently MORE harmfull to the environment than crude oil. The same corporations and investors are behind both technologies. The Koch brothers spend hundreds of millions of dollars funding bloggers and pundits so Joe redstate will disbelieve the science and politisize the issue. How did an issue like energy development/environmental inpact become a red state vs blue state issue? Because big energy money plants that dialog into the media and feeds on the confusion and diversion while they continue to be short sighted and avaricious. Instead of arguing about politics and man vs nature as the culprit, why don't we just find a way to fix the concrete problem and stop the contamination?
And by the way: Big oil does not fund fundamentalist Islamic terrorists. Thats like saying the US owned corporations funds hate groups and domestic terrorists just because they live in this country.
HAHAHA and here I thought Fingerbang had stopped posting.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/10/1312:02 PM
House of Saud and EAU are dependent on the money from US, Asia, and Europe and are driven by capitalism and profit. They as a whole do not support the causes af fundamentalists because it conflicts with their prosperity. The only thing they agree on is the hatred of Jews and Israel which branches out to include the US due to our policies and practices defending Israel and maintaining oil supplies in the region. Fundamentalists would dismantle the oil business in a heartbeat and shut off the flow of money into the region. Look at the way fundamentalist Islamics live and operate their campaigns. If they were getting funded by the Arab oil concerns, they would be a fuckload more equiped and comfortable. You didn't see I-7 laptops in bin laden's hideout. These guys depend on private contributions from like-minded Jew haters. Yes, those contributors get their cash flow from the sale of oil rights, but the amount they spend supporting terror is dwarved by the amount they spend on luxury items and commercial development. They understand that as much as they hate the Jews and the US, that is the source of their wealth and they are not about to cut off that flow.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/10/1301:23 PM
Originally Posted By: have2cit
that's because that scene with fire coming out of the water hose is a hoax. it was attached to a methane relief valve that should be on all wells. it just comes out of the ground all on it's own in certain places around here. no tracking required.
So all those varied accounts of flames in spickets from locations on three different continents are due to the same methane relief valve scenario? Al these people, from Australia to Austria to Austin Texas are all conspiring to create false evidence?
Look, I know filmmakers take a narrative and create content to support their point of view. I am just asking why instead of solving the indisputed fact that the concrete walls around these wells are failing, we choose to get all partisan about it. Just solve the problem with science and industry and let the rhetoric drop.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/10/1303:22 PM
Nope. Either you have the intellectual curiosity to look this stuff up or you don't. If you don't then nothing I can say or point you to is going to make a bit of difference. Just carry on believing whatever it is you want.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 07/10/1303:35 PM
Oil money funnels down to the lesser members of the Royal Family, many of whom bankroll radical Islamists. They don't give a fuck where their wealth comes from. We're talking the struggle and eternal salvation here.
I'll grant that most of RI financing comes directly from mosques, radicalized or not. Radical Islamists are no different than Mexican cartels or the Mafia. They skim off the top of every mosque tithe and every Muslim charity and/ or relief organization. Pay or die.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/04/1301:21 PM
Gonna see Star Trek Into Darkness this evening at a local pizzeria/brewpub/theater. The theater will hopefully be mostly full of semi-hot dirty hippie bitches.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/07/1307:09 AM
Embodiment of Evil a later Coffin Joe movie. Pretty cool actually. Don't know how my "Joe" link appeared in my movie que like that. It was from two different places.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/07/1306:58 PM
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Embodiment of Evil a later Coffin Joe movie. Pretty cool actually. Don't know how my "Joe" link appeared in my movie que like that. It was from two different places.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/17/1309:07 AM
Short Bus- Not as bad as I thought it would be and not as good as I would have liked. Too much dick sucking. The director is gay as fuck so big soopreez.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/17/1307:25 AM
Absolutely awesome, the only racing movie in the same universe is Grand Prix. Bruhl, the cinematographer, editor, and sound guys should all be up for Oscars. Sound and sound effects should be absolute locks. Great movie even if you know or care nothing about Formula One in the 1970s.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/06/1302:37 PM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
how bout a review Bi?.
bdm... you really want to waste a few hours try cloud atlas.
Lou and Backdoorman: Lovelace was mostly tease and innuendo but you do get to see Amanda Seyfried topless. Nice rack. Implied deepthroating. Worth checking out but not the best.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/06/1309:18 PM
Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
how bout a review Bi?.
bdm... you really want to waste a few hours try cloud atlas.
Lou and Backdoorman: Lovelace was mostly tease and innuendo but you do get to see Amanda Seyfried topless. Nice rack. Implied deepthroating. Worth checking out but not the best.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/10/1401:29 AM
old boy remake.never saw the original even though it was in my que but from what i googled it seems it was pretty much the same minus the koreans.i dont want to spoil this for those who havent watched it,so ill just say give it a watch.
john carpenters vampires.classic,ive loved this movie since i was a teenager.there was even some straight to video sequels with bon jovi i saw back in the early 2000's which were actually watchable.
domestic disturbance.pure stinker of a movie.
lovelace.this one was really good and not just because you see seyfrieds tits a whole assload throughout the movie.this can also be used as a cautionary tale for pw's to not let their suitcase pimp bfs run the show.add it to your que on netflix.
the family.not the funniest movie made but its worth watching at least once.a few laughs here and there.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/10/1411:52 AM
I'd forgotten about Lovelace. She always fascinated me. The Traynor thing, the activism after porn, the going back into "posing". After all that she was a textbook case of mental stability when compared to the whores of today.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/16/1402:42 PM
the wolf of wall street.this is the must see movie of the decade.funny as shit with plenty of eye candy(the wife is a serious piece of tail even though shes not much in the tits department).i only made it to the fbi bribe part but if you dont run out and buy this(like i plan to)then you will get aids.
event horizon.classic sci fi/horror movie from 97/98.i dont remember the picture being so damned crisp and i was streaming it off of one of the ps3 apps(crackle i think).anyway watch this if you enjoy well written space horror movies(no,this aint a lame porn parody video title).
the bling ring.this is based on those rich kids(one with the sister with the big tits that did playboy and had a show) that stole from celebs.i thought this would be more enjoyable but its decent at best.it is worth a watch though.
3,2,1,frankie go boom.this movie is an instant classic comedy take on the get the sex tape back before anybody sees it,ala overnight delivery with paul rudd and that blonde everyone thinks is cute and road trip.the sister from the league is in this one and im starting to think she can be kind of sexy now.anyway you should pick this up on dvd like im going to after jewing it off of amazon prime insant on my ps3.im glad they still havent limited the number of times you can try a free trial of amazon prime and now you even get to jew movies off them for a month too.
gi joe retaliation.this one is even better than the first despite the holes in the plot(one major one being channing tatum hides or dies after cobra ambushes the joes in the desert,then never say what happens to the twink.oh yeah dont get offended ladies, if you were hot on him and dated,after falling in love and promising you the world youd find out how much of a dick he probably is once he just dumped your ass for the latest flavor of the week.all youd have to be reminded of him would be your cum laden panties at the bottom of the hamper he left after he jerked off in them when you werent home.but,i digress and get back to the joes and cobras.you should definitely see this movie at least once if you grew up liking gi joe and/or you like action movies.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/16/1404:41 PM
No reason to buy a movie anymore. What would you buy it on, dvd? In a few years you will not want any dvd's. Look at your current collection of dvd's, I bet you have not played 95% of them in over 2 years. (well, maybe that time frame is different for you Figgy but you get the point)
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/18/1412:14 PM
Fyre tv, Videobox, Adultdvdempire, Sugardvd, AEBN, HotMovies, Hotflix, Score right off the top of my head have apps. Nowhere man has a private channel for tube sites [low video quality] and there are other private channels as well. The private channels aren't listed in the channel store. Each site gives you a link to add to your Roku then you enter a code at the site to enable. I got more porn than I can fap to.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/28/1407:28 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Thanks for the info.
We've been looking at the Amazon Fire tv gadget. Anyone have any experience with them?
I got mine about a month ago and absolutely love it. If you have Prime it really excels because the voice search for now only relates to Amazon instant and Prime. This box is the most powerful of all similar products so things are really fast and snappy, i have not run into buffering issues like I have on other streaming mediums and you can play some android type games if that appeals to you. I am really happy with my purchase. If you have Prime and order from Amon your Fire TV , it will arrive already loaded with your info so no need to plug in passwords or set up the amazon stuff on the box.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/29/1409:23 AM
I watched some extended cut of Cocaine Cowboys on Showtime On Demand. Took me about 2 weeks to get through it, watching each night as I fell asleep.
It is much better than the Square Grouper doc about weed smuggling.
Amazing how much money they were making. The one guy who owned the smuggling planes had $26mill in Florida real estate. Also amazing how little jail time the guys got.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/29/1411:35 AM
Originally Posted By: Cleetus VanDamme
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Thanks for the info.
We've been looking at the Amazon Fire tv gadget. Anyone have any experience with them?
I got mine about a month ago and absolutely love it. If you have Prime it really excels because the voice search for now only relates to Amazon instant and Prime. This box is the most powerful of all similar products so things are really fast and snappy, i have not run into buffering issues like I have on other streaming mediums and you can play some android type games if that appeals to you. I am really happy with my purchase. If you have Prime and order from Amon your Fire TV , it will arrive already loaded with your info so no need to plug in passwords or set up the amazon stuff on the box.
I'm leaning toward the Fire, too. The Girl is leaning toward the Roku. I don't care one way or the other really. Just want one that works with little effort.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/29/1411:50 AM
you might want a ps3 if you dont already have one then.you can get just about all of the streaming apps and its very intuitive. although the ps4 is gonna drop to 350 soon,so you might want that.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/03/1412:05 PM
kaz.this is a doc about the creator of the gran turismo games.it shows how passionate he is about the series as well as how proud he is of the gran turismo academy students that go on to participate in actual races.gran turismo 2 and r4 ridge racer were how i learned how to drive as a teenager.i didnt actually get behind the wheel of a car till i had my permit at 18 but that first day my mom was pleasantly surprised at how well i drove.she even thought i was lying when i said no after she asked if any of my friends had let me drive their cars.stream this on crackle if you like car games.
6 souls.this movie sucked even though it had julianne moore in it.watch hannibal instead.
smiley.this movie harkens back to the glory days of horror movies ie:98-04.the cast is a bunch of no namers and the main characters roommate has some corny dialogue but other than that its a good watch with a very surprising twist of an ending.stream this on prime(next time you order something try prime for free and then you can stream from them for a month.also it seems you can be a free trial member of prime more than once a year 8) ).
comic con episode 4: a new hope.this is an alright doc about the san diego comic con.it focuses on a few attendees;some artists looking to break in,others costume designers,as well as casual fans and celeb input.its kind of slow in parts but its worth watching if youve been or plan on going.stream it on netflix.
outrage.instant classic takeshi kitano yakuza movie that proves you cant beat takeshi.usual humor and great action abounds.you might be dissapointed by the ending unless you watch the trailer for the sequel(which cant be streamed for free on prime ).so stop sitting around and stream this already.
spring breakers.pretty good flick about lil flavorinas that hold up a diner to fund their spring break adventures only to get into even more trouble during their trip with quite a bit of t and a thrown in for all you horndogs.so get streamin and creamin like ladies when they see willie beamens semen on prime.
horgasm.short but sweet doc(clocking in at 35 mins) about pro snowboarder torstein hormo.it covers two years of his pro career and throws in some good footage of some jibbing(which is what i prefer to watch as opposed to big air).stream it on prime.
pain and gain.markie mark and the rock star in an enjoyable based on a true story extortion movie that takes place in florida.obviously theres plenty of eye candy including the russian stripper that looks like julez ventura kind of,as well as nikki benz looking exceptionally hot playing a stripper.i think there were some other pws in the strip club scene but cant remember.you know the deal already,stream this on prime.
halloween(2012).solid rob zombie remake of the classic horror film.it also has his wife in it whos matured up rather nicely.give it a stream on prime.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/03/1402:05 PM
^^^ I just found out the other day that the mask the dude was wearing in the original Halloween movie was a William Shatner/Captain Kirk mask painted white.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/03/1410:19 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
^^^ I just found out the other day that the mask the dude was wearing in the original Halloween movie was a William Shatner/Captain Kirk mask painted white.
It's a slightly creepy coincidence William Shatners character had blacked out eyes in Devils Rain
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/05/1408:24 AM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
^^^ I just found out the other day that the mask the dude was wearing in the original Halloween movie was a William Shatner/Captain Kirk mask painted white.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/09/1405:59 PM
gone.amanda seyfried powered vehicle about abduction.pretty standard and boring the end kind of had a nice twist.i dont even remember seeing the trailers back in 2012,so taking that into account and how bad it was,im guessing its a straight to video movie.pass on this.
some lifetime sorority date rape initiation movie,except the guy doesnt really get raped but he comes back,gets his car,and then dies.yawn.pass also.
watched the beginning of a for hipsters by hipsters movie about sunday funday.the group of friends sunday funday list gets seen by a more severe breed of hipsters so they end up everywhere the lesser hipsters go.this is pretty much what the whole movie must be like.i got bored and sleepy,so i hit the hay.it couldve been funny but pretty much every other joke was the other hipsters being where they were already,including a so hip taco stand that its at a graveyard.pass.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 03/10/1510:01 AM
I watched On The Road the other night. I once got about 40 pages into the book and that was it, so I figured I'd check out the movie and see if it inspired me to pick up the book again.
Meh. I'm still indifferent on reading the book. Highlight was naked Kristin Stewart and her lil titties. I find the Beats kinda boring and quite gay.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/13/1507:24 AM
Spectre
I know it has had a mixed reaction but other than the piss poor title song I liked it a lot. My biggest complaints have to do more with the Bond reboot films in general than Spectre in particular. There are a couple of spokes on the wheel they need to break off.
1. Can we please have just one plot where Bond just gets assigned to take down a mega-maniacal arch-villain like he does in Fleming's books instead of having to do either directly or indirectly deal with a mole in MI6 in every movie?
2. Here are the reoccurring characters and what they need to be doing in a Bond movie.
M-give Bond his orders, give him a name or contact to get the ball rolling then sit behind your desk and drink tea the rest of the film.
Moneypenny-play the role of Bond's secretary/travel agent and unsuccessfully flirt with Bond for thirty seconds in one of the beginning scenes.
Q-show Bond all the fancy gadgets and weapons he is going to use in this movie, be the butt of a couple of Bond one liners then spend the rest of the film experimenting with prototype knickknacks in your bunker/laboratory.
Bond-everything else
Stop trying to turn the supporting characters into Bond's posse. If he needed their help carrying out the actual mission he wouldn't be James Bond. You might as well replace all the Aston-Martins, Lotuses, and BMWs with The Mystery Machine. We are one Great Dane and one Q sex change away from turning this into a British Scooby-Doo series. Zoinks!!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/22/1506:36 PM
Watched a bootleg stream of Hateful Eight last night and I think there's a good chance that Quentin Tarantino = Tritone. The dude is obsessed with BBC.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/22/1507:54 PM
The Big Short- pretty good story about the handful of money men who knew the housing bubble was about to burst and bet against the mortgages. Very watchable and fast paced, which is not easy when the topic is banking and finance.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/04/1601:05 PM
Concussion- will smith nfl movie. Pretty darn good. Solid performances and script. Worth watching.
99 Homes- Michael Shannon plays a bad-ass realtor opportunist who repo's and evicts during the housing bubble crisis of 08. Good solid movie, but relentlessly depressing. Shannon is fucking great.
Steve Jobs- not bad, not great. Seth Rogan was a surprise, he made it through the film without fucking up and distracting.
Spotlight- Michael Keaton and Mark Ruffalo break the pedo-priest coverups. Solid script and performances. More about journalism than about priests and abuse.(that's a positive)
Hateful Eight- more self-indulgent bullshit from Quentin. This one is just Reservoir Dogs set in the old west. (trapped in a confined space looking for the mole/traitor). The story is stolen directly from a 1960 episode of The Rebel called Fair Game. Punch that episode title into IMDB and read the synopsis after you watch Hateful.
Star Wars ep7- same beats repeated over again from the first three movies. Cantina, light sabre duel on high bridge, dropping bombs from an x-wing down a rabbit hole, blowing up a huge black death sphere, etc, etc. Same shit, different faces. Meh.
Joy- Jennifer Lawrence gives a good performance, but the movie takes way too long to kick-in. Doesn't really start until Bradley Cooper's character enters. Waste of DeNiro and not much of a story to tell.
Inside Out- Pixar kid pic with Amy Pohler. Not bad, but no Toy Story.
So far, the best of the year for me are Big Short, Diary of a Teenage Girl, Mad Max, and Love & Mercy. Still waiting to see Trumbo, Anomalisa, and the movie about The Who's managers Lambert & Stamp.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/07/1609:08 AM
The Trail- a young widow has to survive on her own in the wilderness during winter after an Indian attack kills her husband. Not many characters in this film but it held my attention. It was somewhat moralizing with her faith in God and her perseverance but I'd give it 3 out of 5. I kept hoping for a nude scene while bathing or something but no go. She was in a dress braless throughout and you could see she has some ample droopies.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/16/1609:15 AM
Finally got around to watching the full Nekromantic movie. That's one hour and eleven minutes I'd like to have back. Gory, disgusting and irredeemable. For no reason at all. Best part was the ironic ending of the girlfriend supposedly digging up the boyfriends body for necro fucking.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/23/1606:05 PM
Dayum!!! BDM, you may not be able to shoot straight, but when it comes to classic cinema you are one prescient motherfucker because Murder, My Sweet is right now playing on Channel 13 (NYC's PBS Station). Fscking awesome, FREE and uninterrupted for this blizzzard.
Spout off about movies more often, fer fuck's sake.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/24/1605:52 AM
Wow, I watched it on Warner Archive. Last night I went schlocky with "Shock Waves" 1975 a bit of a cult movie with a brief appearance in the first 15 min. or so of John Carradine and a bigger part for Peter Cushing. Really wasn't that bad. Typical zombie [without any gore] drive in fare from the 70s. Then I watched "The Ultimate Warrior" 1975 a futuristic post apocalypse movie with Yul Brynner and Max Von Sydow. Very good retro sci-fi.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/11/1606:23 AM
Rafter Romance and Double Harness - 30s romantic comedies, first with a young and super sexy Ginger Rogers, directed by the underrated William Seiter. Second one with the great William Powell and Ann Harding. Great ending. Even minor comedies from this period are incredibly well structured and clever.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/11/1607:26 AM
Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
Rafter Romance and Double Harness - 30s romantic comedies, first with a young and super sexy Ginger Rogers, directed by the underrated William Seiter. Second one with the great William Powell and Ann Harding. Great ending. Even minor comedies from this period are incredibly well structured and clever.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/12/1601:27 AM
I rewatched Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles and Dead Alive
Rewatched part of Carne (gasper noe) ( I rewatched a lot of old shit)
Xmen apocylpse because I had free tickets. It was actually a hell of a lot better than I thought it would be.
Rewatched the dark backward, I'd never seen the full movie and got board towards the end.
Rewatched some horrible low budget horror flick "mind killer" I'd seen as ateenager, God it was slow as shit, how the fuck did I watch this when I was young?
A stupid movie called brain dead (not the same as dead alive) this from 1990 it has Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton!! It was boring and I turned it off
Kind of skipped around through Angels Melancholy
The grossest bits from Dard Divorce
I sleep to interviews with Richard kuklinski and Ed kemper
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/12/1604:22 PM
Hail, Caesar! by the Coens. Funny stuff, in their Raising Arizona/Big Lebowski mode if not as funny as that but still mighty entertaining. Josh Brolin is great as usual.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/12/1605:03 PM
Are 'Raising Arizona' and 'The Big Lebowski' the same mode? Drugged/zonked fantasy bits aside, I always thought 'Big Lebiwski' was more naturalistic and deadpan droll that anything, far moreso than even 'Fargo', its most memorable sequences for me are static shots of people talking casually. The were still burdened with Barry Sonenfeld on 'Raising Arizona', which I never liked all that much. 'Lebowski' was something new for them I think. It was genuinely touching in parts and the caricatures weren't so mean. Also what I like about it is that ordinary Midwesterners aren't hanging out as punching bags, being LA everyone is a little strange and tuned into their own frequency, like Jeff's landlord. I haven't seen all their movies but it is my favorite one that I have seen. 'Barton Fink' is up there too.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/13/1612:03 AM
The similarity would be that they're both comedies and essentially meaningless. I agree that Raising Arizona hasn't aged as well. I remember no one seeming to like or get Lebowski when it came out as by that time everyone thought the Coens were 'important' filmmakers and couldn't dig on the Marx Bros. like mockery. I liked the lack of pretension.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/23/1607:15 PM
A version of 'Long Day's Journey Into Night' with Jack Lemmon and Kevin Spacey and the guy who played Larry Levy in 'The Player' and some older actress I didn't recognize. I only watched part of it. Not because it was a play shot on video because I have no problem with that. It's because Lemmon is so awful and who needs this when you see Ralph Richardson and Katherine Hepburn in that great old 60s version by Sidney Lumet?
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/25/1611:30 AM
Yeah the Lumet version is good, there's a Canadian film version that is also great.
Watched the Strange Loves of Martha Iveson, an interesting blend of gothic, melodrama and noir with the amazing Barbara Stanwyck, Van Heflen, Liz Scott and a very young Kirk Douglas. Very good.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/27/1609:03 PM
'All That Jazz' for the first time. 'STAR80' and 'Cabaret' are favorites so I don't know why I've never seen this other than bits and pieces here and there, and Roy Scheider is a very likeable actor, so... My first impression is I didn't care for it. Too insidey, too navel gazing, and it has in it what appears to be an actual open chest operation filmed from overhead. Way way over the top. I don't know though. I need to see it again I guess.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/28/1602:56 AM
I hate ATJ. I was always told how brilliant it is and how it's Eight and a Half for Americans and shit, but I find it self-indulgent, boring, and annoying. It's showtime.
Go dig up Cisco Pike. It's been running on cable lately and is an unknown 70s gem. It might be on your TiVo.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/29/1612:16 PM
Watched the 70s film Joe again last night on fmovies.to. Hard to find Peter Boyle / Susan Sarandan flick that fits today's political world all too well. While looking for the image below to post, I found out that Boyle's racist diatribes from the film were also released as an album. Hate in Hi-Fi, 70s style.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/29/1601:10 PM
Joe was a huge hit back then but little known now. Strange film with a great performance by Peter Boyle. I knew about it as a kid from reading the parody in Mad Magazine back issues.
The greatest political comedy ever, Sturges' The Great McGinty is playing TCM on November 3rd in my neck of the woods. If you haven't seen it do yourself a big favour and give it a watch. It shows just how corrupt things were back in 'the good old days' and what voter fraud really looks like. Plus it is hilarious and bittersweet.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 10/29/1602:19 PM
Hell yeah, with Uncle Charlie playing a guy called Skeeters. If you're going to call something the greatest political comedy ever, you may want to include Duck Soup. Hail Fredonia!
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/22/1608:42 PM
Saw a matinee of 'The Arrival' which is getting raves in some curcles. Basically a remake of 'Contact' only slightly less cheesy, though it's apparently based on a short story by a Chinaman. Worth seeing though. Just got done watching a dvd of a coming of age thing called 'Whip It' starring Ellen Paige and directed by Drew Barrymore of all people. Much, much better than you'd expect. Ordinarily I would say Barrymore had help with tjis but with her connections, but she jas been around so much and the movie feels so personal I don't think so. Sweet, funny, lowkey, and fine acting, particularly from Paige and Juliette Lewis who plays an over the hill (!) roller derbyer threatened by Paige's up and comer. The coming of age genre is second only to comedies and biopics for producing bad movies, so this is something of an achievement. By the way, the best biopic Ive ever seen is Robert Altman's 'Vincent & Theo' which dodges every formula cliche in inimitable Altman style. The worst is Todd Haynes' Dylan biopic which huffs and puffs and spins its wheels so hysterically to subvert the genre that comes out the other side as a whole new kind of bad movie.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/12/1610:01 PM
Will someone explain what they think 'Hail, Ceasar!' is about? The Coens seem to me to be pathological jokers and provocateurs leading viewers on wild goose chases. I read a few reviews from metacritic ranging from raves to pans and the main gist was always "love letter to Hollywood". One guy on Slate said it was clear evidence that the brothers were cryptoconservative due to the depiction of the communist cabal that kidnaps Grorge Clooney, but I don't think so. I think that's typical of their baiting and they insinuate in one shot that this group is a bunch of intellectually snooty Barton Fink simps. I don't know what to make of it honestly. The bits that made the biggest impression on me were the cowboy removing his dentures and Channing Tatum's unrealistically homoerotic out to sea musical.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 12/13/1608:24 PM
I think 'Nocturnal Animals' is genius. Everytime I've ever seen this sort of thing attempted it gas failed. Woody Allen's novel snippets folded in his films, the corrupted movie pitch in Altman's 'The Player'... The imaginings if the novel in this movie and the way it is in a complete and completely different style than the ridiculous real life portion is really amazing. The guy who plays the dying existentially haunted cop is amazing. The kind of acting you don't see much in mpvies anymore.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/08/1709:23 PM
We went to see 'La La Land' but it was sold out. 'Rogue One' showing 20 minutes later still had many seats available so we went to that. It was alright. The Darth Vader moneyshot near the end was a long way to go, but I liked how everybody died like in a proper hopeless mission movie. And the way the Death Star havoc was made to look like those old H Bomb tests was really well done and very scary.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/18/1708:51 PM
Cougar Hunting....a mindless comedy...but it's funny as fuck. And I couldn't believe it but it was written by a girl. But it has all the funny guy jokes. Someone slipped her our playbook.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/23/1709:15 AM
Nice Guys was actually funny, so few good comedies these days. Appreciated the 70s porn angle and the girl playing Gosling's daughter stole the picture.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/23/1704:41 PM
Watched 70s classic Carney on tv. Gary Busey, Robbie Robertson, and Jodie Foster. Jodie clit-teasing the teen lesbians is such great foreshadowing of her later real life. Also watched a shitty 70s cop movie. The Driver, starring Ryan O'Neal and Bruce Dern as the crooked cop. Weak.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/23/1708:04 PM
I watched Star Trek 5 last night for the first time in who knows how long and that's gotta be one of the weirdest movies ever made. Right after that I watched Rocky 6/Rocky Balboa (the one where he fights Antonio Tarver), which was almost as weird. I fell asleep after that, so I don't know if there was a shitty movie that came on after that was a part 7 of something.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 01/25/1704:24 PM
Watched Creed. Not bad for what it is.
Got Direct TV because of the unlimited dat offer from at&t. Have went back and watched a few movies. Two that stick out are "Blast From the Past" and "A History of Violence".
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/12/1707:32 PM
Finally saw 'Lala Land'. It proved to me that you can love a film and hate the leads at the same time. Gosling is mongoloid and Stone's eyes are annoyingly large and inexpressive, like 'E.T.' on heroin. But this movie was marvelous and I went full queer watching it.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 02/13/1706:35 PM
I remember watching '9 1/2 Weeks' on Showtime in my parents' bedroom and jerking off. It was always the same part too, the scene where Rourke comes home to find Basinger going through his stuff and he smacks her around and pushes her down on a table and kinda sorta rapes her. Hot. I spilled uncountable loads of clear 12 year old nut gravy over that.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 06/05/2007:58 PM
Dusting off this old thread. I just watched THE PRESTIGE and it was pretty good. I want to avoid spoilers, so, I'll just say the ending was unrealistic to me.
If Tesla built THAT machine for me, I'd spend my time putting money into it, forget the grudge all together and retire as the richest man in the history of the world.
The true story of Scotty Bowers, who became the hooker wrangler to the stars of the 40s-80s. Pretty easy to find free online. Hulu, Pluto, etc
Excellent doc. I think Scotty died last year.
Best line in it was when he talked about being a young boy, shaking down priests in exchange for sexual favors, "nobody's life was ever ruined from a blowjob."
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/13/2210:32 AM
I saw it and enjoyed it and I also read the book it was based on.
There was a guy trying to debunk the book ( Clicky ). The guy's argument was that since all the celebrities were long dead, nobody could sue him for defamation, so he could spin any tale he wanted.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 08/19/2209:10 AM
I have been watching lots of 70s sexploitation flicks on Prime, Tubi, FreeVee and PlutoTV
About a year ago, Prime stopped carrying a bunch, so i bought the DVD of Nashville Girl, the tale of a 16y/o runaway who heads to Nashville to become a big country music star. Along the way our tender young lovely, played by Monica Gayle, gets raped in a field, groped in a massage parlor, accosted by a female guard in a womens prison shower, fucks half of Nashville, and gets raped by her country music legend mentor.
It is a cautionary & boner inducing tale, on par with the recent film Girl Lost. Huge bonus that Monica Gayle was a softcore whore, so a quick googling produced her late 60s/early 70s hairy bunghole.
Now my holy grail is The Hookers, a black and white film from 68 or 69 about how 3 different women wound up being whores. After seeing it a couple years ago on Prime, now i can only find it on a shady streaming service and from some broads website where she sells bootleg dvds.
This is an amazing documentary made by some of the guys from The Daily Show about a real water park/race park in New Jersey in the 80s.
So, I went into this one with skepticism, thinking "ok, there's going to be one or two dangerous rides or stories". Nope....it's unbelievable that this place existed. There were so many injuries and deaths at this water park that the town it's in eventually refused to send any more ambulances. They forced the water park to provide their own ambulances because they were out there every fucking day. Electrocutions, decapitations, broken bones, drownings, you name it.
It's a hoot. I actually watched it twice in the same weekend because after the first viewing I started telling people about it and thought maybe I had exaggerated some details. Nope.
Re: What is the last Movie you watched? - 11/16/2310:54 AM
Chinatown Punk Wars | Artbound | Season 14, Episode 1 | KCET
In the late 1970s, two Chinese restaurants became the unlikely epicenter of L.A.'s burgeoning punk scene. The emerging music form featured fast-paced songs and hard-edged melodies with anti-capitalist messaging. As told through interviews with John Doe (X), Alice Bag (The Bags), Keith Morris (Circle Jerks, Black Flag, OFF!), and Martin Wong (Save Music in Chinatown), and featuring music from current performers such as The Linda Lindas and more.
This is an amazing documentary made by some of the guys from The Daily Show about a real water park/race park in New Jersey in the 80s.
So, I went into this one with skepticism, thinking "ok, there's going to be one or two dangerous rides or stories". Nope....it's unbelievable that this place existed. There were so many injuries and deaths at this water park that the town it's in eventually refused to send any more ambulances. They forced the water park to provide their own ambulances because they were out there every fucking day. Electrocutions, decapitations, broken bones, drownings, you name it.
It's a hoot. I actually watched it twice in the same weekend because after the first viewing I started telling people about it and thought maybe I had exaggerated some details. Nope.
Saw commercials for that joint, Mt Airy Lodge and haunted house in Brigantine during day time TV all through my youth, but there was a better chance of my pop taking me to Mars than a theme park full of people.
Live 5min from Great Adventure and the only time my parents took me there was with free tickets from my sister who worked there in the summers.
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Requiem is my favorite also and downloaded to my IPod Touch, I watch it pretty much daily and love the soundtrack...
My favorite Eastwood movie, although that probably has something to do with catching a glimpse of Sondra Locke's titties as a kid. (Maybe should have cast Pam Grier? 
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