My Designs

Here is the close-up of it:

Panzer Sub can use variety of different turrets:

And can fire deadly torpedo:

Advanced tank ammo is always useful:

So is Sultan's Tight Teen Asshole Solution:

How about some Kalashnikov rifle enema:

Weekend Log Cabin:

Underground Shower Bunker:

Enema Supplies Shelf:

Panzer, delve into some chemistry please. We need the formula for the best enema solution out there.

Ultimate Death Machine:

LT-2 light tank:

top this, panzer

Stukas im Vizier!!

VK Helicopter, from the VK Helicopter story:

Another small story by me:

Paris Hilton was already inside the helicopter, but no one could help her now. Helicopter of the dark army and its team has completed their mission and were en route to the base with their special cargo. The team was relaxing in flight meanwhile the pilot was maneuvering so the coast guard would not pick the helicopter on their radar system. When Paris gained her conscious, she was far away from the coast of America, in which her life was easy and sweet like a strawberry juice.

The helicopter type “VK” was not a simple helicopter, but a very special one. Its prototype was planed and drafted sometime in the early 50’s from the comrade Stalin’s directive for a “very special helicopter”. At that time during the cold war it was essential for the Soviets to have a heavy multi-role helicopter which was capable to operate in any climatic conditions, in day or night. This helicopter would be assigned to the most elite units of the Soviet Red Army. This machine was revolutionary for it’s time: the fuselage was based on a transport plane, there would be two rotors and every one of them would have a pair of turbo-shaft engines.

In the 60’s this project was scraped by the request of Nikita Khrushchev, since he thought that R&D priority should be concentrated on the missile and rocket development. Rockets and missiles were to be the future and primary shield of the soviet citizens of the USSR.

In the early 90’s the chief engineer of the Uralskiy Aero-Technical Engineering Institute (factory Zenit), the Anatoliy Vasilevich Bezrukov has sold the plans and blueprints of all unrealized projects at the black market. He could never imagine that the money that he would receive in return was actually a plastic explosive, and soon after the deal was over he was blown to pieces in his Lada. Evil terrorists under the command of Magud Kikabidze could not leave any witnesses from their “business ventures”.

In the spring of 2002, the Persian prince Al Rahit has requested a new “toy” for himself, which would end up being a luxury helicopter for his hobby-sport, which was hunting for girls for his mega-harem. The price and the delivery would not be a problem for the rich prince Al Rahit, since he was rich enough to buy pretty much everything and everyone. The rich prince had billions of dollars from the profits of selling the “Black Gold”, which was the oil and petrol.

The contest was set up and the Iraq’s Military-Industrial Complex has won it. Under the supervision of General Bakshi, the helicopter was developed and delivered to the rich prince. This helicopter was outfitted with everything that the rich prince has requested: the claw-crane for the lifting and lowering the cargo, the hatch for the claw-crane, anti-personnel rockets with nets, the day and night panoramic sight with zoom cameras and telephoto lenses, cage and other instruments of need. The helicopters armament was the following: the nose-mounted 25mm gatling cannon, the tail-mounted assault system which included a .50 caliber machine gun, grenade launching system and the long-range flamethrower. After the delivery, General Bakshi was rewarded with $170,000,000.00 for his efforts and timely delivery.

When the time has come for the testing of the helicopter, the special “Cobra” unit of prince Al Rahit’s private army has reported that in a small desert village lives an 18 year old girl that was beautiful enough to be in his big harem. The unit commander has also mentioned that the girl studies medicine in school and in her spare time aids the poor sick people. Al Rahit liked the idea of this girl and decided that it would be wise to capture her for his harem since another side-business of his was the monopolistic supply of medicinal products and supplies to the small desert villages at inflated prices.

Every Monday to Friday the girl has walked miles to her one room school at 7:00AM in the morning. The school was 8 miles away in the scorching desert, and at 4:00PM at the evening the girl was on her way to home. The rich prince has decided not to waste any time and ordered his most elite pilot with thick moustaches and aviator sunglasses to get the helicopter in the ready status by 3:45PM sharp. At 3:45PM sharp the helicopter has lifted off the ground for the rich prince’s personal mission. AT 4:03PM the girl exited her one room school and was on her usual route to home. The scorching desert heat, dehydration and the thick constipation which she received by eating the low-quality fried meat that her mother has made for dinner the past evening were slowing down the girl.

The prince Al Rahit has spoted the girl thru his panoramic zoom sight. The girl has heard the helicopter but did not pay any attention to it. In under a minute the helicopter has flown by the girl at the low altitude, at that time the girl started to get worried about the situation and started to walk faster and the helicopter has turned back at the opposite direction. Soon the helicopter started to advance toward the girl again and started to shoot nearby the girl with it’s 25mm gatling cannon, with bullets flying by centimeters away from the young girl’s soft skin. The girl was running fast and has been disoriented from the path to her home. The elite mustached pilot with aviator sunglasses has performed the retreating maneuver once again but in around 2 minutes he was once again on the path to the girl. At this time the anti-personnel rocket with net has been launched at the girl. The net has been deployed in 8 seconds only 5 meters away from the girl. This 18 year old was now inside the net and the mustached pilot knew what to do now, he quickly stabilized the helicopter under the girl, opened the hatch and released the claw-crane. The large claw-crane lifted the captured girl inside the net inside the helicopter, and seconds later the helicopter has flown forward.

Rich prince has stepped out of his co-pilot’s seat and got into the mid-section of the aircraft which housed the claw-crane that has captured the girl inside the net. Prince Al Rahit then released the girl from the claw-crane and shortly cut the net with his military knife. He then proceeded to undress the girly 18 year old girl and started to take off her panties. Her white cotton panties had a shit skid mark in the rear from not quality wiping her own ass with precious newspapers which were in short supply. The front of the panties had a yellow spot that indicated the urine and not wiping of her own cunt. After the girl was naked, the prince put on the black rubber gloves, lubed up his index finger and jammed it into tight 18-year old anus. He then twirled his finger to the clock-wise and counter-clock-wise direction until the teen’s asshole was nice and greasy. Prince then took out the portable enema device and jammed it into lubed and tight teen asshole, then pressed the button that started to pump the enema fluid right into her ass. Prince then unzipped his Armani jeans and started to wank-off to the hot enema action that the 18-year old teen has started to experience.

Shortly, the prince has opened the tail hatch of the helicopter and dragged the girl next to the hatch. He then proceeded to massage her belly and finger her asshole with 2 of his fingers. The girls started to resist but was not able to get away from the muscular hands of the prince. Shortly after the enema fluid started to kick in and began to leak of the tight asshole of the 18 year old girl. The prince then quickly spread out the ass-cheeks of the tight 18 year old girl and the enema has expulsed from her asshole right thru the open tail section hatch. During this time the helicopter was flying by the small local market, and enema fluid as well as the intestinal fecal contents from the girl’s ass has started to land right onto merchants, buyers and local pedestrians which were confused as they were caked with teen crap.

-Alex Panzer

PC Test: Scroll button working fine.

And the Claw for the VK Helicopter:

I enjoy watching all these drawings. Nice work, Alex.

Enema Truck:

Underground Tank:

LT-3 tanks that are based on the "Cheap Tank" design:

Medium Range AA missle:

In Action:

Theres must be around 15-20 differnt underground facilities that I dreamed-upted of.

Another submarine:

AKS-74U:

T.I.H.(Tiny Island Hideout):

Jacket Sketch:

Jacket Final:

Valley Slut Pant:

HORRIBLE. You fucking spambot, who the fuck are you designing for? The editor of Chernobyl Vogue? Sunny Lane wouldn't even wear that shit. You have NO concept of style. Or anything. DIE.

Skele-Monstrosity:

Underground Dungeon Layout:

Rural Enema Clinic:

Enema Samovar:

What is a an Enema Samovar and how does it work?

P.S. I like the valley slut pants.

You people are all a bunch of sheep.

Bahhhhhhhh

Designer sheep

Summer House/Cabin:

I know it is only May but can we go ahead and give Alex his 2008 XPT award for poster most likely to have his face on an over the shoulder shot during the local news on WNBC now.

I didn't know Beyoncee was in My Little Mermaid.

Thanks for posting the new Max girls.

One of my underground prison layouts:

Old news.

Undergound Elevator Passage. Got inspired by the last episode of Lost:

for every one of these "designs" uploaded to xpt a relevant, probably funny and possibly classic picture gets bumped off the server/hd forever.

No, we're only losing smartt's old tranny pics. That's a good thing.

These files don't weight that much. I use the Save For Web option.

Some more doodles here:

Does the end of the Cold War sadden you?

285 Express:

Odds and Ends:

Fat chick with pig buttplug:

Steel Holding Cell

Panzer..

I'd like to throw you in a vat of boiling chicken grease and use your floating flesh to wipe my ass.

You'd like that wouldn't you?.

Small Underground Facility

Some more of the fashion figures:

When did Manute Bol become an inspiration for fashion figures?

Here is the close-up of entrance to the Underground Shower Bunker:

Why does everything have to be in a bunker? Doesn't that inflate the cost?

Panzer Cosmetics:

Those colors are awful Panzer well unless your customer base is the Hardcore girls.

Enema Hospital plan sketch:

Gatehouse:

Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.

I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.

Alex why do you write the words in russian text but not translate them to russian?

you forgot someone...

Anal Swirly Stick. Old design but I just found it.

I started working on another design: The Circular Prison Facility (CPF)

And this is a Very Special Swimming Pool (VSSP):

You are "special", too, Alex.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Two downloads? He's busy making an enema bus...

Obviously you're sharing this crap to feed whatever is left of your battered, forgotten ego. You work a demeaning job, but fantasize that you missed your calling. You lamely tell yourself that you're misunderstood and could have been a sucessful architect, industrial designer or something sumilar. Reality check: doodles like yours can be seen in the school notebook of almost every geeky loner 7th grade Dungeons & Dragons fan. You are not special in any way. The world was correct in its original assessment.

The VSSP can do all kinds of things. The depth of the inner well of the pool can be adjusted from 0 feet all the way to 9 feet down. The upper structure of the pool can tilt 10-degrees in left and right direction. The window-walls can descend all the way down into the floor, the lid-cage that lock onto the window-wall can be removed with a special U-shaped crane rig. There is also a bubble generator and parts of the pool's floor is made from color-variable cathode lights.

[panzer]

Hi!
I'm Alex and all I have to say is boring useless noise. No body can identify with me because I am am the biggest loser ever to be born. I live with my mother and work at Burger King, where I really enjoy having a discount. Greasy food makes drool all over myself in anticipation of that first bite. I like to talk about "exercise", but I don't really know what the term means. I hope no one takes notice. Also, I am a virgin with the mentality of a kindergartner who is fixated on his own poop...

I am pleased to meet you.

Manlove and douche nozzles,
Alex G. (that is what my Burger King name tag says anyhow)
[/panzer]

You take offense to that? I thought you had gotten used to being called out as a boring worthless and totally repetitive poster.

Sorry about that, my mistake. I must have been thinking of someone else. Oops.

Seriously, I apologized. I must have been thinking of someone else who makes mindless posts all the time.

Please disregard my previous posts, I must have mistaken you for some other shitty and tragically sad poster.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

This might get me banned, but I've had my ass inspected. Can you see the cancer? This is about 7 inches in with the colon scope.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

I'll say this about Alex, without coming to his defense but simply stating fact: Some of his sketches are very well done. The color rendering of the ink cartridge is one of them. A few of the sketches in this thread are really nice even if the subject matter is sophomoric. His execution in some of the other sketches is less so. I think he has a talent for illustration and he shows some improvement from one to the next which indicates to me he learns from the coursework he takes. My advice to Alex is to draw with firmer less tentative strokes even if it means buying softer leads. A straight line doesn't have to be perfectly straight- it can be communicated by it's boldness. Less of the tentative multi-scratched lines to form one line or, if necessary, use a hard lead to sketch out the form using that multi-line method then follow the line with one decisive stroke from a bolder medium.Try to draw each line in one continuous motion even if it means erasing or trashing the paper. It's a matter of training your arm and hand to record your minds bidding.

And Conquistador- you did post very publicly about being anally probed by the Doctor with Marty Feldman eyes.

I did. But I had no way of knowing Alex would become so interested in it. I forgot about it before Alex did.

Panzer, why not go to Israel where your design skills could be used to help secure the stolen land?

Alex Panzer at work

I messed it up:

I'm trying to figure out why Panzer writes English words using the Cyrillic alphabet. That's ridiculous.

Alex, what's happened with the blog?

Another TIH design sketch. I kinda had an idea for on underground escape vehicle-drill thing, kinda like a torpede but with a drill on it's nose, so is the hideout will get flooded then the dweller would be able to escape to the surface.

Alex you should design the Panzer's Enema Institute of Anal Arts Building with a enema metro rail system and the national enema library..open to the public

The building's slogan would be "Wait until you see this shit."

All I want to know is why he doesn't post his new sketches in this thread. Why make a new thread for the round prison or the super enema rocket.That way interested people could compare his artistic plans to each other right in this thread

I finally figured out the layout for the TIH. It generally consists of 2 installations and the access hole-pipe.

enema bump

Enema bumps !

In reply to Gia's deleted post:

I love Lady Gaga. They play her music all the time on TV at the gym. I like when she plays the Poker Face clip and does that thing with her hand on her face and goes po-po-po-po-po po po poker faaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceee and then gyrates her hips in the turquoise leotard. I always fantasize that her asshole is musky and sweaty.

On the other note: FUCK!!! My mom sneaked up on me and I gave her the ice cream that I made and only when she walked away I realized that BDM's pic of the asshole was on my screen.

Maybe she looked at it quickly and thought they were Russian Doughnuts. You should ask for them for breakfast.

Tell your mom I said "You're welcome" !

Lady GaGa a/k/a Lady CaCa sucks.

Fishnets:

Rio:

Barbados:

Hawaii:

Bahamas:

St. Tropez:

i bet that gia jordache die for be your model when you decide to launch your clothing line

I see your Rio and raise you Girls on film !

Why is the "S" on Sharpie written backwards?

Dyslexia of some sort?

Could just be an some kind of Panzer Cyrillic alphabet variant.

Russian already uses a backwards R ["ya"] and N [long "e"].

There is no "S" character. They use "C" for the "S" sound, but that wouldn't be used in "Sharpie"

They have a character for our "sh" combination at the beginning of "Sharpie". Looks a bit like a Hebrew "Shin" or our capital sanserif "E" lying on its back.




I tried entering in the characters to show you, but either Mozilla is having an issue or this forum is rejecting them.

I'm going to try a "suggested" Russian transliteration of "Sharpie" as an image ...