NYC Nigga Hustlers
Posted by: Uncle Joe
NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/16/08 06:25 PM
If you visit NYC then be sure to check these ones out:
Street Peddlers - they sell pretty much everything from a cell phone holster to the portrait of Marylin Monroe. They have this cheap table on the street and they have merchandise on it. Usually they yell out loud stuff like "Special sale! Designer handbags only $10, buy your's now!"
MSG Scalpers - These guys are allover the Madison Square Garden area and are on the ready to sell you a ticket.
Homeless Guy Who Likes Booty - Theres this homeless guy who sits on the staircase to the subway and always say "Pleeeeezeeeeeee, please, will you help me, please, ohh pleeezeee". I once caught this guy red-handed when he took a glimpse of some hottie's fine booty and he said something like "Damn! What an ass!".
Underground Nigga Rappers - these guys are also allover the city, a lot of them are in the Times Square area and are on the ready to approach a visiting tourist and hustle them for a home-legged CD-ROM.
Candy Hustlers - these dude are also a plenty and will aproach you on a street and ask you to buy either peanut M&Ms or Starburst, because that is all they have. They will tell you that sell candy so they can stay off the streets or support a basketball team.
Subway Performers - these guys usually travel in the packs of 2-4. Basicallly what they do is they perform backflips in the moving subway cars to the tune of some hip hop music.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/16/08 06:46 PM
Are the squeegie guys out of business now?
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/16/08 06:49 PM
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Are the squeegie guys out of business now?
Hell yes.
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Are the squeegie guys out of business now?
Hell yes.
Extinct.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/16/08 06:54 PM
Guys, can you help me get something to eat?
One penny, just one penny can make a difference.
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Guys, can you help me get something to eat?
One penny, just one penny can make a difference.
Sorry, bro. I'm disabled myself.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/16/08 07:15 PM
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Guys, can you help me get something to eat?
One penny, just one penny can make a difference.
Sorry, bro. I'm disabled myself.
in what way?
NYC was better years ago when Singh had that little hole in the wall shop on 42nd near 8th ave selling Kung fu video tapes... Ahh the memories
Posted by: TonyMalice
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/16/08 08:58 PM
I am very fond of the Afrikans who sell fake Burberry scarves and umbrellas, but my girlfriend wasn't very happy receiving these gifts.
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Guys, can you help me get something to eat?
One penny, just one penny can make a difference.
Sorry, bro. I'm disabled myself.
in what way?
Bi-polar depression.
Posted by: zenman
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/16/08 09:10 PM
The squeegy guys disappeared soon after Guiliani took office...along with the homeless.
Posted by: Nugent
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/16/08 09:25 PM
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The squeegy guys disappeared soon after Guiliani took office...along with the homeless.
Guilliani fed those alligators in the sewers??
Posted by: ranathan
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/16/08 10:04 PM
wait we're allowed to say nigga?
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/17/08 04:25 AM
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Guys, can you help me get something to eat?
One penny, just one penny can make a difference.
Sorry, bro. I'm disabled myself.
in what way?
Bi-polar depression.
Ohh, I thought that you were like wheelchair-bound or had a chaingun arm or something.
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Guys, can you help me get something to eat?
One penny, just one penny can make a difference.
Sorry, bro. I'm disabled myself.
in what way?
Bi-polar depression.
Ohh, I thought that you were like wheelchair-bound or had a chaingun arm or something.
Nope. And, my statement above is exactly what I say to panhandlers who hit me up for changed as I walked past them in Manhattan.
They don't really know how to respond to that.
Posted by: smutspov
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/17/08 09:06 PM
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I once caught this guy red-handed when he took a glimpse of some hottie's fine booty and he said something like "Damn! What an ass!".
Ain't nothin wrong with praisin' fine booty in the city, I would've said "word!" and tosed him some coins.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/21/08 04:19 PM
There are mexicans playing their guitars and violinist in the trains and just plain old beggars, I dont know what trains you rode but I never saw any rappers or breakdancers since the 80's and I ride the subway daily.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/21/08 04:45 PM
Breakdancers are usually found on the A and F train, the F train is less frequently.
Just seen the mexican serenaders on saturday at around 9AM. Theydont really count as Nigga Hustlers.
GLOBAL ALERT!Squeegee man sighting!!!
Today at 11:15am local time I saw a squeegee man plying his trade on eastbound traffic at 44th & 9th.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 03:49 PM
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GLOBAL ALERT!
Squeegee man sighting!!!
Today at 11:15am local time I saw a squeegee man plying his trade on eastbound traffic at 44th & 9th.
A lot of strip clubs there, right?
I think that the 8th avenue is considered as a homeless-person alley. At the 36th and 8th there is a pizza joint that used to have $1.00 slices of pizza less than 1.5 years ago. Now they are $1.99/slice.
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A lot of strip clubs there, right?
I'm pretty sure that there isn't a strip club on this corner.
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At the 36th and 8th there is a pizza joint that used to have $1.00 slices of pizza less than 1.5 years ago. Now they are $1.99/slice.
As others have noted [Zenman?], there's a pizza place on the NW corner of 41st & 9th that sells pizza for $1/slice. And, it's still there at that price. It's not great, but it's cheap.
There's a nice farmer's market next door where I get better prices than in most Jersey stores [green peppers $1/lb, spanish onions 3lb/$1, etc.]. There's also a butcher next door to that which every week has something or another at a great price.
So Alex, there are good bargains in and around 9th & 42nd, but I don't recall any strip clubs.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 04:19 PM
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A lot of strip clubs there, right?
I'm pretty sure that there isn't a strip club on this corner.
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At the 36th and 8th there is a pizza joint that used to have $1.00 slices of pizza less than 1.5 years ago. Now they are $1.99/slice.
As others have noted [Zenman?], there's a pizza place on the NW corner of 41st & 9th that sells pizza for $1/slice. And, it's still there at that price. It's not great, but it's cheap.
There's a nice farmer's market next door where I get better prices than in most Jersey stores [green peppers $1/lb, spanish onions 3lb/$1, etc.]. There's also a butcher next door to that which every week has something or another at a great price.
So Alex, there are good bargains in and around 9th & 42nd, but I don't recall any strip clubs.
I will check this pizza place out on saturday. 9th and 42+ should be a lot of stripping joints, theres a broadway around and to the wests there should b liek a bunch of strip clubs, maybe around 50s but from 42nd and on its whey they start, I think.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 04:28 PM
Private Eyes is on 46th (I think) between 8th and 9th. But it's quite expensive.
There's another joint on 8th that looks about as reputable as a used car lot run by Donny Long. I'd pass.
Beyond that, there really aren't any strip clubs in that neighborhood, Alex. Again, as other have mentioned, stick to the ones in Queens. More bang for your buck.
Oh, and if it's still in business, stay the Hell away from "Sweet Cherry Gentlemens' Club" in Brooklyn.
Nothing good has ever come out of there.
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Private Eyes is on 46th (I think) between 8th and 9th. But it's quite expensive.
There's another joint on 8th that looks about as reputable as a used car lot run by Donny Long. I'd pass.
Private Eyes is just off 8th on 45th. They give out passes on the corner of 8th & 45th since the so-called "Donny Long" joint, Lace II, is just a block plus south on 8th.
I've never been in either.
Posted by: Sonny Chiba
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 04:44 PM
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Private Eyes is on 46th (I think) between 8th and 9th. But it's quite expensive.
There's another joint on 8th that looks about as reputable as a used car lot run by Donny Long. I'd pass.
Private Eyes is just off 8th on 45th. They give out passes on the corner of 8th & 45th since the so-called "Donny Long" joint, Lace II, is just a block plus south on 8th.
I've never been in either.
Nor should you ever plan to. Especially Lace.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 04:49 PM
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Private Eyes is on 46th (I think) between 8th and 9th. But it's quite expensive.
There's another joint on 8th that looks about as reputable as a used car lot run by Donny Long. I'd pass.
Beyond that, there really aren't any strip clubs in that neighborhood, Alex. Again, as other have mentioned, stick to the ones in Queens. More bang for your buck.
Oh, and if it's still in business, stay the Hell away from "Sweet Cherry Gentlemens' Club" in Brooklyn. Nothing good has ever come out of there.
How expensive is it? Expensive like when you wake up you find out that the bill is $56,000?
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 04:54 PM
Just remember Alex, there are no enemas in the Champagne Room.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 05:07 PM
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Just remember Alex, there are no enemas in the Champagne Room.
Ohh. Any enemas in the Enema Room then?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 05:45 PM
No enemas anywhere, I'm afraid. And I wouldn't say $56,000, but I would say $23,000.
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No enemas anywhere, I'm afraid. And I wouldn't say $56,000, but I would say $23,000.
I thought they closed "Scores".
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 08:52 PM
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No enemas anywhere, I'm afraid. And I wouldn't say $56,000, but I would say $23,000.
How much money would it require to give the top stripper enema and assplay for 1 hour? Would $10,000 be enough?
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 08:54 PM
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Breakdancers are usually found on the A and F train, the F train is less frequently.
Just seen the mexican serenaders on saturday at around 9AM. Theydont really count as Nigga Hustlers.
Both trains I use daily, still never saw it in the last 20 years.
Did yuo enjoy the Mexicans? 
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 08:55 PM
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Private Eyes is on 46th (I think) between 8th and 9th. But it's quite expensive.
There's another joint on 8th that looks about as reputable as a used car lot run by Donny Long. I'd pass.
Beyond that, there really aren't any strip clubs in that neighborhood, Alex. Again, as other have mentioned, stick to the ones in Queens. More bang for your buck.
Oh, and if it's still in business, stay the Hell away from "Sweet Cherry Gentlemens' Club" in Brooklyn. Nothing good has ever come out of there.
Its there, so is Wild West. 
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 09:01 PM
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Breakdancers are usually found on the A and F train, the F train is less frequently.
Just seen the mexican serenaders on saturday at around 9AM. Theydont really count as Nigga Hustlers.
Both trains I use daily, still never saw it in the last 20 years.
Did yuo enjoy the Mexicans?
I didnt enjoy the mexicans because I was heading over to college and I was sleepy and wanted to nap and they were being loud. And they sing on Spanish, which I dont understand, and for all I know they could be singing about how terrorists will kill everyone.
It is very frequent that breakdances would dance and would exit the subway car, then a nigga bootlegger would come in and offer his "quality bootlegs" and exit on the next stop, then some beggar would come in and ask for spare change and exit on the next stop, and then chinese bootlegger would come in and offer DVDeez and AA batteries. Sometimes I think that you can run the whole shopping mall thru the A train's line.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 09:04 PM
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Private Eyes is on 46th (I think) between 8th and 9th. But it's quite expensive.
There's another joint on 8th that looks about as reputable as a used car lot run by Donny Long. I'd pass.
Beyond that, there really aren't any strip clubs in that neighborhood, Alex. Again, as other have mentioned, stick to the ones in Queens. More bang for your buck.
Oh, and if it's still in business, stay the Hell away from "Sweet Cherry Gentlemens' Club" in Brooklyn. Nothing good has ever come out of there.
Its there, so is Wild West.
Do they have anykind of promos like 25% OFF Student Special or something like a Starving Artist special that I can qualify for? They don't accept FAFSA grants, do they?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 09:52 PM
Alex, trust me, you don't want to go anywhere near Sweet Cherry. And I wasn't even going to mention Wild West, hoping it had closed by now. That place, well, let's put it this way: Remember a few years back there was that cop who started drinking with his friends after his shift in the stationhouse parking lot, then spent the next 36 hours up drinking, only to run over an entire family of Hondurans on his way back to work? He spent most of those 36 hours at Wild West. 'Nuff Said.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 10:11 PM
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Alex, trust me, you don't want to go anywhere near Sweet Cherry. And I wasn't even going to mention Wild West, hoping it had closed by now. That place, well, let's put it this way: Remember a few years back there was that cop who started drinking with his friends after his shift in the stationhouse parking lot, then spent the next 36 hours up drinking, only to run over an entire family of Hondurans on his way back to work? He spent most of those 36 hours at Wild West. 'Nuff Said.
I dont want to go there, I just want to know the price for enema.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 10:46 PM
$226,432.17
Plus Tax.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/22/08 11:06 PM
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$226,432.17
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Thats too much and unreasonable.
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$226,432.17
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Thats too much and unreasonable.
So is asking a girl for an enema.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/23/08 04:01 PM
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Alex, trust me, you don't want to go anywhere near Sweet Cherry. And I wasn't even going to mention Wild West, hoping it had closed by now. That place, well, let's put it this way: Remember a few years back there was that cop who started drinking with his friends after his shift in the stationhouse parking lot, then spent the next 36 hours up drinking, only to run over an entire family of Hondurans on his way back to work? He spent most of those 36 hours at Wild West. 'Nuff Said.
Unless you want every STD and Aids known to man, stay far far away and from the Wild Wild West also.
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Breakdancers are usually found on the A and F train, the F train is less frequently.
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Both trains I use daily, still never saw it in the last 20 years.
Breakdancing acrobat kids thrive on the A above 59th St. They also smell, and every once in a while one wipes out or slams his head on the ceiling of the car.
The out-of-place mariachi acts seem to appear mostly during the summer. Musicians likely winter in Guadalajara.
The pizza place on 41st and 9th truly gets the job done at $1 a slice.
There's a PRIVATE topless/nude lapdance/sex-show joint hidden in the Times Square area that I hear is quality. It's $20 at the door--a "membership fee"--and BYOB. The remaining titty bars in the Times Square area all suck.
Wild Wild West is definitely closed. I thought some faux-fancy "gentleman's club" opened there. Maybe that's closed too.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/24/08 06:56 PM
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Wild Wild West is definitely closed. I thought some faux-fancy "gentleman's club" opened there. Maybe that's closed too.
You ventured into that area, you are a brave brave man for going down 39th Street.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/24/08 09:01 PM
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Wild Wild West is definitely closed. I thought some faux-fancy "gentleman's club" opened there. Maybe that's closed too.
You ventured into that area, you are a brave brave man for going down 39th Street.
Are these clubs are for rich businessmen? Can a regular guy like a hot dog vendor go there too?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/24/08 09:02 PM
A hot dog vendor is waaaayyy too high class for the Wild Wild West, Alex. Remember what I told you about the drunken cop.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/24/08 09:08 PM
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A hot dog vendor is waaaayyy too high class for the Wild Wild West, Alex. Remember what I told you about the drunken cop.
You said that he kiled some family. But isnt cop gets a bigger paycheck to burn than the wiener cart pusher?
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You ventured into that area, you are a brave brave man for going down 39th Street.
Going down there? I LIVED there! 
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Are these clubs are for rich businessmen? Can a regular guy like a hot dog vendor go there too?
The fancy clubs are a waste of time and money, unless you have enough of both to wipe your ass with one-hundred dollar bills. You need to go to the Pussycat Lounge. 96 Greenwich below the WTC hole. Old-timey NYC strip dump. The good ones are all gone...
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/24/08 09:41 PM
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You said that he kiled some family.
Alex, he wiped out an entire family of Hondurans, from the Abuela to the 8 1/2 month old fetus in her daughter's womb. Clearly, these people crossed the border in the trunk of a car, otherwise they would have been run over long before they made it to New York. But that's not the point, damnit. The point is that WWW was, is and has always been a refuge for scum and villany. Stick to the bars in Queens for now.
EDIT: Charlie, do you think he's ready for the Pussycat yet? He just got his training wheels.
my all time favorite subway scam begins with, "excuse me ladies and gentleman, i am sorry for bothering you but..." and ends with 95% of straphangers ignoring them. quite frankly, it's embarassing to be a party to. have the homeless no shame?
Charlie, do you think he's ready for the Pussycat yet? He just got his training wheels.
He's ready. 
Furthermore, I hear they've removed the dressing room and are now (or about to be) offering lapdances. With that talent pool, this will be must-see entertainment.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/25/08 06:14 PM
Really? I may have to check it out. Haven't been there in years.
I don't know if it's up and running yet. I think it might only be Fridays at first. Will find out more soon.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/25/08 09:24 PM
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my all time favorite subway scam begins with, "excuse me ladies and gentleman, i am sorry for bothering you but..." and ends with 95% of straphangers ignoring them. quite frankly, it's embarassing to be a party to. have the homeless no shame?
It should be like:
"Excuse me ladies and gentleman, I am sorry for bothering you but my butt stinks and I need to buy some toilet paper and soap."
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/26/08 02:37 AM
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Wild Wild West is definitely closed. I thought some faux-fancy "gentleman's club" opened there. Maybe that's closed too.
Was that HQ? I almost worked there last year.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 04/26/08 08:17 AM
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Was that HQ? I almost worked there last year.
No. HQ is a much more upscale place on 38th street Manhattan. Website
Wild Wild West was/is in the armpit of Brooklyn and had a clientelle that even R%@n Kn*x would look down upon.
Exactly. HQ is the Waldorf to the departed West's flop. But it was enjoyable back in the day.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 05/07/08 02:49 AM
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A lot of strip clubs there, right?
I'm pretty sure that there isn't a strip club on this corner.
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At the 36th and 8th there is a pizza joint that used to have $1.00 slices of pizza less than 1.5 years ago. Now they are $1.99/slice.
As others have noted [Zenman?], there's a pizza place on the NW corner of 41st & 9th that sells pizza for $1/slice. And, it's still there at that price. It's not great, but it's cheap.
There's a nice farmer's market next door where I get better prices than in most Jersey stores [green peppers $1/lb, spanish onions 3lb/$1, etc.]. There's also a butcher next door to that which every week has something or another at a great price.
So Alex, there are good bargains in and around 9th & 42nd, but I don't recall any strip clubs.
I went there yesterday and bought the $1.00 slice of pizza. It is true, it costs only $1.00. I took a bus to get there. There are a lot of low-life people in that area and there is a meat shop next door.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 05/07/08 02:51 AM
Pizza? So much for that diet of yours.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 05/07/08 03:13 AM
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Pizza? So much for that diet of yours.
Damn right! Look, I dont need advice. I got a plan and meeting it is all that matters. Why trainers? Why?
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I went there yesterday and bought the $1.00 slice of pizza. It is true, it costs only $1.00. I took a bus to get there. There are a lot of low-life people in that area and there is a meat shop next door.
Actually, as I said in my post on page 2 of this thread, there's a farmer's market next door, the butcher/grocery is one store over. Both are actually a very reasonable priced places. You should give them a try.
Why take the bus? WALK!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 05/07/08 08:15 AM
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I went there yesterday and bought the $1.00 slice of pizza. It is true, it costs only $1.00. I took a bus to get there.
So that's actually a $3.00 slice with bus fare. $5.00 if you took one back.
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Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 05/07/08 09:07 AM
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Why take the bus? WALK!
I think walking interferes with the 'GREAT FITNESS PLAN' Mr. Panzer has developed.
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I think walking interferes with the 'GREAT FITNESS PLAN' Mr. Panzer has developed.
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So that's actually a $3.00 slice with bus fare. $5.00 if you took one back.
He works in the city. He likely got a 30 day MetroCard. So he could ride the NYCTA all day long at no additional cost.
Even with a regular Metrocard, I sometimes split a trip with a quick stop off between bus and train to get a round trip out of a $2 fare with the free transfer.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 05/07/08 08:34 PM
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I think walking interferes with the 'GREAT FITNESS PLAN' Mr. Panzer has developed.
Good point.
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So that's actually a $3.00 slice with bus fare. $5.00 if you took one back.
He works in the city. He likely got a 30 day MetroCard. So he could ride the NYCTA all day long at no additional cost.
Even with a regular Metrocard, I sometimes split a trip with a quick stop off between bus and train to get a round trip out of a $2 fare with the free transfer.
Yup, I got the 30-day unlimited Metro Card.
When I say Metro, you say Card. Metro...
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: NYC Nigga Hustlers - 05/07/08 09:59 PM
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