2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League

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the toronto dradles have been registered, lets put some money on this.

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Canadian dollars don't count.

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i live in vegas spic and the closest ive been to toronto is montreal

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also every west coaster should turn on fx right now, as bad as miami vice was rescue me is that good, tonights episode replay starts in 4minutes.

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soooo fucking

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Last year's ending was a disgrace, is there a failsafe to prevent that from happening again?

You're still my bitch, Chico.

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because its hilarious

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i don't know or care much what the fuck "rescue me" is on FX or whatnot...just that sentence and the whole..."replay starts in 4 minutes" had to be just about the gayest post i have ever read on this sight...


and the name "rescue me" is as shit

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aright irrationally angry guy, it will be ok and one day you will learn what a sight is

would also like to add a <3

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I went 1-1 against you in 2005. Maybe I lost to you in the playoffs then, but I lead overall 3-1 in regular season.

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Check your numbers, Holmes. We're 2-2 regular season, and I knocked you out 1st round '05 and took the consolation from you in '06.
Face it, I'm your reckoning.
You better come strong in '07, or we're gonna have this talk again in '08, mang.

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The draft picks will never sign for those Canadian ducats, Grizz.
Good to have you in though! This is gonna be fun, I haven't posted this much in months.

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Fyi, the Canucklebuck is no longer the Northern Peso. We're at 96% the value of the US dollar as of today, and the BC tax rate is lower than Cali or NY.

Our whores are cheaper too.

You're all invited (but you have to stay at Burglar's summer home)!!

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Slot 4 remember that

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Are you trying to influence the commissioner?

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Do i get points for punt returns?

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Do I get points for punts? I might need them to stand a fighting chance

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I think ties will be a thing of the past.

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Most leagues set it up so that ties go to the home team (home feild advantage).

Whats the deal with 4 WRs and 3 RBs? How would that make things high scoring? Do recievers get 1 pt per reception?

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By having an extra WR/RB, you maximize you potential scoring opportunites. There are a total of 25 slots that can be used. Thats overkill.

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That really tests knowledge of team depth not scoring. I've seen 3 wr leagues, but never one with 4. When byes start comming into play, its going to be a nightmare putting 7 Wr/RB's on the field. I would suggest you go to 2RB 2Wr with 1 Flex player. I'll do fine under any system you come up with though.

Another consideration, if you do a 25 round draft, i hope your prepared to be in front of the computer for 5 hours. A 15 round draft typically takes 3 hours.

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Your my first victim Moxie Pad. Hope you know football better than the law because I'm going to school you endzone to endzone, hashmark to hashmark. Bring a clean pair of briefs. Your going to need them.

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As a rule I don't talk smack until AFTER I beat someone. Then the gloves come off. The Crusty Endzone Ho's will let their draft and play on the field do the talking.

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That really tests knowledge of team depth not scoring. I've seen 3 wr leagues, but never one with 4. When byes start comming into play, its going to be a nightmare putting 7 Wr/RB's on the field. I would suggest you go to 2RB 2Wr with 1 Flex player. I'll do fine under any system you come up with though.

Another consideration, if you do a 25 round draft, i hope your prepared to be in front of the computer for 5 hours. A 15 round draft typically takes 3 hours.

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As a rule I don't talk smack until AFTER I beat someone. Then the gloves come off. The Crusty Endzone Ho's will let their draft and play on the field do the talking.

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moxie stop trying to queer this up with all your "science"

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Skip the poll either way I'm winning this year, Chico said so.

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Skip the poll either way I'm winning this year, Chico said so.

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The check bounced you fucker.

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Talk to Chico, that particular place probably won't cost much either

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You owe me bank fees for the bounced check.

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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1185737441Moxie">
<p>Which Format ?
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />4 WR 3 RB 5 HR draft (chico slap a whore option)
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />2 WR 2 RB 1 Flex 3 Hr draft (Moxie "science" option)
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>

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Jimmy the Greek called me tonight, and predicted the bottom three of this league.

8. Moxie's Midnight Fagwhorerunners
9. Guapo's Wiggers
10. Sergio's Whorebeaters

The rest of the thing is open to speculation.

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Jimmy the Greek called me tonight, and predicted the bottom three of this league.

8. Moxie's Midnight Fagwhorerunners
9. Guapo's Wiggers
10. Sergio's Whorebeaters

The rest of the thing is open to speculation.

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serg you should register another team. it will increase your odds of winning. we all know you need any advantage and extra help you can get.

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Although from the way you guys are trash talking each other, it sounds like I couldn't suck any worse than the rest of you.

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any thought to making touchdowns worth 3.5 interceptions minus -3? and lowering it from 25 to 15 yeards for a point

so a qb who throws for 2 tds and 50 yeards isnt rewarded the same as a guy who throws for 300? also punishes more for interceptions so a 2 td 4 int day isnt a good thing?


i hate even caring about rules, but 6 to -1 is a little retarded

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I prefer the standard/default setup for the league, but I'm confident no matter what trick serg tries to pull I will be victorious this year. unless the league is in spanish, then I'm fucked.

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Your fucked either way, you were born.

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any thought to making touchdowns worth 3.5 interceptions minus -3? and lowering it from 25 to 15 yeards for a point

so a qb who throws for 2 tds and 50 yeards isnt rewarded the same as a guy who throws for 300? also punishes more for interceptions so a 2 td 4 int day isnt a good thing?


i hate even caring about rules, but 6 to -1 is a little retarded

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We still have one spot open. Any takers?

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Hey, you tell all these dicksuckers Ranathan. They don't understand football- they just want to grab each others ballsacks and slap man ass.

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That is why I'm in it

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too bad there aint no fantasy bullfighting or fantasy swimming a river illegally.. chico would be a shoe in for them joints. Fantasy footbal the man is worthless.

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Maybe hockey is more your thing,

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The only thing black in hockey is the puck and they hit it.

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There are 3 blacks and one Indian (from india)

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Maybe hockey is more your thing,

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The only thing black in hockey is the puck and they hit it.

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Moxie dropped out of the league. We have one spot one. Any takers?

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Fuck him, c'mon Bornyo, man up and take the spot!

Here's a hint, draft Mike Vick and then a kicker right away and you'll be solid!

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Floof, Sergio is going to be pissed if you keep handing out his draft strategy to everyone

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Trust me, I know karma. I picked Alexander with my first round pick and he gets hurt. I had the Priest Holmes with the very first pick and he gets hurt. Guess whats going to happen this yr?

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You're going to flame out like a Tijuana queer? Just guessing...

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What do you know about Tijuana queers my fat bloated Irish friend? Just sayin'

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But seriously, who the fuck gets a hard-on for being at .500?

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Me. And it's even more satisfying knowing your record is 1-3.

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btw, the SD vs. Col baseball game is crazy. Colorado just re tied it in the bottom of the 13th.

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Padres better win since the Steelers disappointed me.

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HAHhAhhahahahahhahaHHHhhahahaHAhHhHAhHAhhh fahvray to jennings for the win in ot!
sorry willie

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You bitch.

I was angry until Hasselbeck threw to Bobby Engram on Monday nite for a TD...Jeezuz, Floof and I should have been publicly whipped for touring out two QB's with negative points ratings. Trust me I was in chrch the next day.

W00t!

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Kings: 137
vs.
Dogos: 128

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Meh.....my season ended 3 weeks ago. I don't care who wins, as long as its not Cleetus.

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