I fucking love female mugshots
Posted by: k1ng
I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 06:53 PM
It's weird and I don't know why I'm so captivated by them, but something about female mugshots fascinates me. Some are intoxicated and smile for the camera, some are clearly upset and holding back the tears while others have been there before and only offer a blank stare. Some are high end escort hot, some are methed out street walkers that make you cringe. Either way this facet of the human condition and tragedy is addictive. I don't believe this source of mugshots has been tapped yet so here you go, if it's a repost my bad. Ada and Canyon Counties, Idaho - welcome to xpt!
Mugs
I'll throw out a few examples from all ends of the spectrum. Plus, just click the skull labeled "infamous" then archives to get past pictures.
the Nordic cutie
the stripper
the crying housewife
the meth head
the alt. porn contestant/meth head back up
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 07:10 PM
Not even the peace sign tattoo on her chest would dissuade the policeman from charging her with disturbing the peace.
Blue Steel
Pam Peaks sans makeup
Posted by: Danny DeVito
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 07:31 PM
From
mugshots.com, here's Carmen Electra's 1999 mugshot after being arrested for assaulting then-husband Dennis Rodman.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 07:55 PM
The Carpenter sisters, arrested for theft. If Fatman were here he'd jerkoff to these two, Calie Marie & Cherish style.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 07:57 PM
the ones arrested for DUI are the best
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 07:58 PM
whitney houston
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:01 PM
this little hellion was arrested for a DUI then arrested again nine days later for fighting
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:04 PM
this exotic looking cutie was arrested twice for theft
Posted by: Danny DeVito
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:06 PM
Quote:
this little hellion was arrested for a DUI then arrested again nine days later for fighting
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:06 PM
kinda reminds me of that Nick Nolte mugshot
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:10 PM
Posted by: Danny DeVito
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:10 PM
Quote:
this exotic looking cutie was arrested twice for theft
Looks like Jeb Bush's daughter, Noel, although not all drugged up.
Posted by: Danny DeVito
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:14 PM
Dana Plato
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:32 PM
drug possession/harboring a wanted felon
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:33 PM
DUI and really happy about it
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:35 PM
DUI over .20 percent
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:37 PM
violet blue?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:40 PM
Dog the bounty hunter
Posted by: TOEJAM GUY
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:45 PM
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violet blue?
Giggity Giggity.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:48 PM
Damn, Amanda Carpenter again. Poor girl will be in porn valley within the year.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 08:55 PM
Sal McVey's sister
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:05 PM
burglery. [pickupline]Burglery? Yeah, citizen's arrest you stole my heart.[/pickupline]
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:09 PM
Quote:
this little hellion was arrested for a DUI then arrested again nine days later for fighting
Jennifer Towne again! DUI.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:15 PM
arrested for stealing Monstar's haircut.
DUI.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:16 PM
kevin bacon or emily watson, as you prefer
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:18 PM
capt. lou albano
Posted by: Danny DeVito
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:30 PM
Linda Tripp
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:36 PM
please keep her in lockup, please. please?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:38 PM
this girl would gut you with a spoon before you even knew what happened
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:39 PM
this girl needs to learn.......
.....this girls combover technique
Posted by: Danny DeVito
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:42 PM
Patti Hearst
Posted by: loopnode
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:44 PM
Posted by: loopnode
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:46 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:47 PM
Quote:
Quote:
this little hellion was arrested for a DUI then arrested again nine days later for fighting
Jennifer Towne again! DUI.
DUI again! Over .20 percent. This girl can party!
Posted by: loopnode
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:47 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:49 PM
more really happy DUI's
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:52 PM
what are the chances she cuts herself for fun
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:56 PM
aquanet shareholder
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 09:57 PM
another happy DUI
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:00 PM
i swear i've seen her in porn before
Posted by: loopnode
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:00 PM
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aquanet shareholder
I think I'm in love 
Posted by: Danny DeVito
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:01 PM
Anna Nicole Smith (DWI)
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:02 PM
jessica schooley. think they did a crotch check just to make sure?
Posted by: Danny DeVito
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:04 PM
Kim Delaney. Another DWI
Posted by: Danny DeVito
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:06 PM
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jessica schooley. think they did a crotch check just to make sure?
USMC Recruitment Poster
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:07 PM
mom?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:08 PM
jersey big hair, happy DUI
Posted by: Danny DeVito
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:11 PM
Monica Jackson. Fear Factor Millionaire. Drunk & Disorderly.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:11 PM
her last name is Burger. seriously, it is.
Posted by: Danny DeVito
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:15 PM
Yasmine Bleeth. DWI. Coke Possession. Reckless Driving. Crashing a car into a median.
Posted by: Danny DeVito
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:18 PM
Natasha Lyonne. DWI. Actual Quote: “I am a movie star. Can I talk to my entertainment lawyer?â€
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:28 PM
hey baby
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:34 PM
listed as 18 but doesn't look a day over 12. I'm sure she gets the same treatment as asian pornstar Kitty. show some ID young lady. her shirt with the monkey pointing and "I want you!" emblazened is somehow fitting. blame the monkey.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:37 PM
the bowl cut never works on guys, not much better on girls. fyi - I nixed a VaTech reference due to sensitivities
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:39 PM
loved her as Denise Huxtable on the Cosby Show
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:43 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:46 PM
Gramma?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:49 PM
aahhhh, the 80's, those were the days....
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 10:55 PM
marijuana/paraphernalia possession. shocking right?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 11:11 PM
that dye job is known as "the sunset"
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/07 11:46 PM
Damn King how did you get a hold of the Wal-Mart customer of the month archives?
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her last name is Burger. seriously, it is.
First name Whatta?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 12:03 AM
missy monroe
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 01:00 AM
happy drunk
King's Female Mugshots > Spallone's Modelling Agency
You know it!
Posted by: Moxie
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 04:17 AM
When did Quinne get arrested?
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the stripper
Posted by: Moxie
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 04:21 AM
Isn't this Nikki Cox?
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burglery. [pickupline]Burglery? Yeah, citizen's arrest you stole my heart.[/pickupline]
Posted by: Y-T
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 11:29 AM
She looks like someone just put on gagfagtor for a kindergarten class
Posted by: Y-T
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 11:31 AM
Meet Lindsey Blackledge. The 19-year-old California gal was arrested in July 2002 for possession of a stolen, 14-ounce tri-tip steak. According to the Calaveras County sheriff, the beef was swiped from the outdoor grill of Katherine King, a 38-year-old San Andreas woman who called cops after discovering her meat was missing. When police arrived at the crime scene, they discovered a trail of "meat juice" leading from King's grill to an upstairs apartment. Inside the apartment, investigators followed the meat drippings to a bathroom, where they found the purloined sirloin hidden in a cabinet below the sink. Blackledge--who was found in the apartment--was charged with a felony.
Posted by: Y-T
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 11:32 AM
DUI
Posted by: Y-T
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 11:37 AM
Hooking at the skrip club:
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DUI
Just how high are the doorways in this police station? She must have been driving a convertable.
Posted by: Conky
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 12:05 PM
Candidates for
Miss Hoosegow 2006. 
Will her flame red hair steal Windsock's heart?
Oh, a surly chick. She'd be worth hate fucking.
This is Carmen. She wouldn't be impressed by your porn collection.
Megan. She looks like she might cry.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 01:53 PM
I'm impressed with the stroke value of some of these wayward whores.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 02:01 PM
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this one just screams "inbred" to me.
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I'm impressed with the stroke value of some of these wayward whores.
Agreed...and like I said in my previous post, most are hotter than a lot of the girls on a few porn agency rosters.
Say, is Hustler still putting out that 'Jailbabes' series? I think Larry Flynt is missing a trick here... 
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 10:10 PM
ashley ann - drug possession (coke)
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 10:11 PM
delia - prostitution
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 10:13 PM
Lianfen - massage with happy ending
elizabeth - pros
carmen emilia - pros
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 10:33 PM
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elizabeth - pros
looks like her last bj ended up in a facial, with two wayward sperm cumming to rest a couple inches above her eyes 
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/22/07 11:11 PM
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Quote:
her last name is Burger. seriously, it is.
First name Whatta?
iirc, it was Ivanna. Ivanna Burger.
King, have you spotted the 'chick' that looks like Chris Penn yet?
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/23/07 09:34 AM
This thread has all kinds of stroke value so I approve.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 07:02 PM
Lake County Florida
They even photograph the delinquent's tats
Kimberly - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 07:04 PM
21 yo. jenna lee - battery
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 07:05 PM
kendra - battery
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 07:06 PM
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21 yo. jenna lee - battery
This whore has potential.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 07:07 PM
crystal - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 07:10 PM
angela - beat up her lesbian life partner for looking at another woman
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 07:17 PM
kelly nicole - DUI
they fucked this one up. i demand better quality mugshots, she might be strokeworthy
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 07:20 PM
louise bessie - probation violation
she's got a fucking giant flower growing on top of her head
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 08:02 PM
marie - nice asscrack
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 08:04 PM
melissa nicole - battery
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 08:05 PM
deborah gail - does her tattoo say "dork"? wow.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 08:07 PM
reese witherspoon - coke
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 08:08 PM
ashley lynn - drug possess.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 08:10 PM
autumn is an electrician
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 08:11 PM
carolyn - lookin good sweetheart
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 08:13 PM
aretta elizabeth is from Germany. willkommen!
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 09:04 PM
Does every fucking whore in the world have a tattoo?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 09:24 PM
nichole marlene - pros.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 09:25 PM
christi
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 09:27 PM
donna marie - drug/possess of a controlled subs. w/o prescription - her occupation is listed as "dancer"
Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 09:27 PM
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Does every fucking whore in the world have a tattoo?
Eh, the tattoo thing is just a way for the whores to show the guys they are whores.
If you're just looking for a cheap and easy lay, the tattoo(s) will show you where it's available.
If you're looking for the girl to date, take home to mom, and marry, the tattoo(s) is(are) like a "Do Not Enter" sign.
See, they're just doing it for our benefit. 
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 09:29 PM
elizabeth anne - tattooless
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/07 09:47 PM
angela - el paso county, texas
Posted by: TMonty
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/07 08:36 AM
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Does every fucking whore in the world have a tattoo?
I don't mind tattoos if they're aesthetic and discreet.
Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/07 09:00 AM
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christi
Her obvious tears make this deffinet material...what was she arrested for anyone know??
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/07 09:05 AM
True. The tears only make them more stroke worthy.
Posted by: TMonty
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/07 09:18 AM
Mr. Steward, how about a Gag Factor scene featuring "before" and "after" mugshots of the whore?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/07 12:05 PM
Quote:
Her obvious tears make this deffinet material...what was she arrested for anyone know??
i always try to list why they were arrested, but on christi's booking sheet her crime was missing, sorry. but having studied female mugshots for the length of time that i have i would venture a guess at driving under the influence.
Posted by: windsock
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/07 12:08 PM
Quote:
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/07 07:52 PM
11 girls were booked today in Lake County Florida and our young friend samantha is the winner, although there is still another hour to go in the day i don't think anyone will surpass her.
samantha - just turned 19 in march, green eyes - arrested for shoplifting
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/07 08:34 PM
tuscaloosa county, alabama
megan got caught drinking underage
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/07 10:10 PM
danielle elise - DUI
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/07 10:12 PM
britney shayne - resisting and obstructing officers
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/07 10:13 PM
catherine - failure to appear - mona lisa smile
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danielle elise - DUI
Smoking...I'm sure she'd scrub up very nicely with proper lighting and make up.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/29/07 11:41 AM
Which one wins the Dirty ATM Candidate award?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/02/07 09:44 PM
Natalie - petit theft
18 yo kelli suzanne - failure to appear
amy rose - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/02/07 09:53 PM
sandra - passing bad checks
ashley - battery
Posted by: Conky
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/03/07 10:59 AM
I love it, King. Keep 'em coming. So if these chicks got say anally raped by me, it's unlikely they'd file a complaint, huh?
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/03/07 11:25 AM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/03/07 09:12 PM
stormy layne fischer - her only relevance is that she has a great stripper/porn name. I can see the Monstar press release already "Stormy Layne rocks the house at the Spearmint Rhino Saturday night only, don't miss out!"
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/03/07 09:16 PM
holly rose - hemp necklace, glassy eyes, green eyeshadow, she'd be fun to burn with
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/03/07 09:19 PM
kirsten alysse - i'd fuck her till her crossed eye was straight. what can i say i'm weak willed.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/03/07 09:32 PM
apropos of nothing, not a mugshot and not currently under arrest, but maybe she should be
Posted by: big moose
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/03/07 09:51 PM
has max hardcore finally crossed the line too far?
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you decide.
Posted by: smutpeddler
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/04/07 12:21 PM
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DUI
has rob rotten got in touch with this one yet?
Posted by: windsock
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/04/07 12:31 PM
Quote:
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/05/07 08:11 PM
I had planned on keeping this thread exclusive to female mugshots, but these two guys are good comedy relief.
christopher - dui
rodney - fighting
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/05/07 08:15 PM
chelsea kay - her skull and cross bone shirt somehow doesn't fit with her wholesome appearance
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/05/07 08:18 PM
18 yo megan marie - dui - but the teary, irritated, blood shot eyes bespeak of a recent gagfactor
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/05/07 08:20 PM
stephanie anne - contempt of court
Posted by: Moxie
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/06/07 03:25 AM
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stephanie anne - contempt of court
Could be a double for Hillary Scott. Just goes to show how how average Hillary is.
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stephanie anne - contempt of court
Could be a double for Hillary Scott. Just goes to show how how average Hillary is.
Hillary's not my favourite performer by a looooong stretch, but let's be honest...she's a hundred times better looking than this girl, Moxie.
Having said that, there are definitely some hotties here, many of whom are hotter than a lot of current porners.
Posted by: Dr. Mordo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/06/07 04:21 PM
I'm gonna have to think about it, but this is probly the best XPT thread ever.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/06/07 07:46 PM
Quote:
I'm gonna have to think about it, but this is probly the best XPT thread ever.
Thanks. That's probably a bit of an overstatement, but thanks again. As zen described them, these "wayward whores" have an impressive stroke factor.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/06/07 07:47 PM
Kirsten Dunst - probation violation
jessyca - dui/marijuana possession
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/06/07 08:37 PM
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chelsea kay - her skull and cross bone shirt somehow doesn't fit with her wholesome appearance
I thought she looked familiar. For some reason I skipped posting her original arrest mugshot. Here is her first one for petit theft (below) before being booked for failure to appear (above).
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/06/07 09:27 PM
ashley lynne - forgery
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/06/07 09:33 PM
karen patricia - marijuana possession - winner of the best mugshot pose thus far, tres Coco Chanel.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/06/07 09:35 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/06/07 09:38 PM
Nmn Kounlavong Mayoury - probation violation - candidate for Huster's next intallment of Asian Fever, love the ponytails.
Posted by: Conky
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/07/07 04:20 AM
Michelle Maylene in identity theft scandal!
Posted by: Tritone
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/08/07 07:40 PM
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melissa kay - meth possess. 
She kind of looks like Mia Rose
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melissa kay - meth possess.
She kind of looks like Mia Rose
Only if Mia is wearing her elf ears.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/09/07 09:42 AM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/09/07 11:18 AM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/09/07 02:11 PM
It appears that Mary Constance Kimmell has turned that old boat around.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/09/07 02:25 PM
Isn't this GiGi?
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/09/07 02:36 PM
Quote:
Isn't this GiGi?
haha. oh wait. this is the mugshot thread, right? uh, wasn't me. 
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/09/07 05:12 PM
Excellent, Mr. Fitzwater. I had thought about searching for myspace profiles of these wayward women, but that was a line I didn't want to cross. However, for anyone else, by all means cross that line.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/09/07 05:14 PM
She asked the director and male talent to make sure the pop shot wasn't in the eye, but you know those guys never listen and male talent never take direction well.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/09/07 05:23 PM
Brittney - dui - I wish this pic was cropped a little lower I think her shirt is open.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/09/07 05:26 PM
michelle - A Sharpie and a dream
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/09/07 05:30 PM
melissa - dui
ashley
Posted by: Conky
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/10/07 06:09 AM
Melissa's eyes tell me she's been crying
Ashley is a major hottie. I'd buy her a roofie colada!
Posted by: Tritone
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/10/07 07:17 AM
How do you have access to these photos? Do you work in Law Enforcement or something?
Is it legal for you to be posting these pictures here?
Posted by: jamesn
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/10/07 07:30 AM
i'd actually bang melissa over ashley, better facial structure. and she's troubled but trying to look tough after obviously imploding and crying, which is hot.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/10/07 08:01 AM
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i'd actually bang melissa over ashley, better facial structure. and she's troubled but trying to look tough after obviously imploding and crying, which is hot.
Agreed. I only wish I could've been there to post her bond, stroke the small of her back and share our thoughts on the recent Nico compilation.
Dig this impish little crank pipe. Melissa-Ashley + milkbags?
Posted by: pumphog74
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/10/07 09:37 AM
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How do you have access to these photos? Do you work in Law Enforcement or something?
Is it legal for you to be posting these pictures here?
i'm sure he found them in public records. totally legal
Posted by: have2cit
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/10/07 10:22 AM
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How do you have access to these photos? Do you work in Law Enforcement or something?
Is it legal for you to be posting these pictures here?
Why do you care, it's not like they're pictured with any black men? So they must be racist.
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/10/07 01:05 PM
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How do you have access to these photos? Do you work in Law Enforcement or something?
Is it legal for you to be posting these pictures here?
Don't trainwreck this thread. Just go with the flow and enjoy the ride.
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michelle - A Sharpie and a dream
This is the scariest woman I've seen in a long time. Tats on the neck. Bet she was packing also and would cap your ass for looking sideways at her. 
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Isn't this GiGi?
Gi Gi's way too hot to be compared to this felon want a be. She needs her lower jaw taken in by about two centimeters. 
Posted by: Conky
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/11/07 01:45 PM
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She needs her lower jaw taken in by about two centimeters.
A well placed scrotum should be able to fix that.
Posted by: windsock
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/11/07 02:31 PM
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Is that a Stubbs on the wall? 
Posted by: Conky
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/11/07 02:35 PM
Stubbs was horses and dogs, not so much with the sheep
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/11/07 08:04 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/11/07 08:14 PM
proof that not all the chicks in IdaHO are cute
Posted by: Willie D
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/11/07 09:16 PM
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proof that not all the chicks in IdaHO are cute
There are no mugshots of Miss Meadow yet? 
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proof that not all the chicks in IdaHO are cute
One arrested for consuming too much meth, the other for spending too much time in the McDonald's drive thru. 
Posted by: Conky
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/12/07 02:35 PM
It's time for some of LA's Most Wanted:
Carmen Cabrera--Murder
Vanessa Lanza Etourneau--Grand Theft Property
Mary Gonzales--Child Abduction (allegedly took her kid from foster family)
Corinna Kowalsky--"Suspect is call girl and burglar"
Posted by: Gunker
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/12/07 07:25 PM
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danielle elise - DUI
Great thread.
Danielle Elise has my vote for the box cover of "King's Drunk Tank Gangbangs."
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/15/07 10:48 AM
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Do you live your good life?
Current mood: peaceful
Category: Happy Life
Do you think you are live your good life?
It seem like yesterday, since i couldnt tell if i am live my good life. At least i believe that i am. Becuase i do have a life. I would never ruin it all away.
Everybody do dersver a good life and live their good life too. and God will want for us to live a good life and believe in ourselve and never give up your dream or hope.
and always follow your heart and futrue and believe in waht you stand.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/15/07 10:59 AM
Too funny... Marlin, great work tracking these bitches down!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/16/07 08:07 PM
Posted by: Handful
where's the mugshot of her ass? - 05/17/07 07:30 PM
Here's Shantae, arrested for
repeatedly mooning in public 
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/17/07 09:00 PM
At first I didn't believe it. . .that this woman, who looked as fertīle as the Tennessee Valley, could not bear children. But the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/17/07 09:15 PM
Marlin you're stealing my thunder. I had the wayward Lauren Elizabeth queued up to post with Ms. Oliva - happy dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/21/07 06:46 PM
gabriela
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/21/07 06:47 PM
barbara - dui and possession of marijuana
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/22/07 06:57 PM
meghan anne - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/25/07 03:24 PM
Brianna, 21, attends Boise State University and was arrested at 3AM for driving under the influence of alcohol. Poor girl. Remember kids, know when to say when or use a designated driver when you drink.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/25/07 10:54 PM
This is our young friend Andreina, she's 18. She was arrested for prostitution in Florida.
This is the guy that turned her out.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/25/07 11:01 PM
antonia susan - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/28/07 08:31 PM
This is Lauri. She's 45, a milf and enjoys driving while intoxicated.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/28/07 09:46 PM
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This is Lauri. She's 45, a milf and enjoys driving while intoxicated.
looks like lindsay lohan's mom!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/31/07 12:05 AM
kristi - 18 year old dui. not good, kiddo.
Is she naked?!?
New genre: Nude mug shots!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/01/07 07:51 PM
crystal marie - dui marijuana possession
OMG!! She's almost an exact double of a HS girl I dated when in college! FUCK! She used to cry alot, too. But, she was more into alcohol than pot.
Certainly in the "window" to be her "pup"! [albeit against all odds].
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/04/07 08:42 AM
here's another one...
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/04/07 08:50 AM
That makes Allie Sin's right arm look like a Klee.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/05/07 08:12 PM
(for Brandon's soothing phone call to Max)
before:
after:
Posted by: Spunko
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/07/07 11:53 PM
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At first I didn't believe it. . .that this woman, who looked as fertīle as the Tennessee Valley, could not bear children. But the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
I'd hit it with a fungo bat.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/08/07 01:19 PM
Summertime at the beach I don't spend much time on the pc. I'll tend to this thread this weekend and post some new criminal beauties.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/08/07 09:39 PM
Dare I say it, but this whore has to most stroke value of any whore on this board.
Was she crying .... or did she just come from Max's couch??
The messed hair implies ........ [gluck gluck gluck] .....
Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/09/07 02:06 PM
Nah, the mascara is running the wrong way for her to have just came fresh from a Max set.
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Nah, the mascara is running the wrong way for her to have just came fresh from a Max set.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/09/07 06:02 PM
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Nah, the mascara is running the wrong way for her to have just came fresh from a Max set.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/15/07 07:35 AM
Burgeoning fupa?
Posted by: smutpeddler
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/15/07 08:17 AM
this reminds me..what ever happened to jail babes? get some of these chicks involved and i'd buy every volume
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/19/07 07:55 AM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/19/07 07:10 PM
valerie - possession of weed - nice shirt
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/19/07 07:13 PM
a
MANda - aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/19/07 07:14 PM
angie - possession of adderall w/o script
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/19/07 07:16 PM
stephanie - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/19/07 07:19 PM
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/19/07 07:24 PM
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susan - dui
Is that John Cena?
Posted by: pumphog74
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/19/07 08:10 PM
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Burgeoning fupa?
nah, she's drinking light beer.
Posted by: pumphog74
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/19/07 08:13 PM
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valerie - possession of weed - nice shirt
is it me, or does this bitch resemble kid rock?
http://www.entertainmentphoto.net/kidjesus.jpg
Posted by: Willie D
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/19/07 08:49 PM
Greatness envelops this thread.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/19/07 09:40 PM
Ashkenazi Greenpoint via Nampa? It's a weird world. When I look into her eyes, the urge to spin fado music beneath a muted, Tivo'd Crossing Delancey is hard to suppress. If Conk could limn some lass cherubic, Alessa is nothing short of seraphic.
I can't decide if it's the astonishingly uniform hues or the fun being had in the aft, evidently Two Socks, Kicking Bird and Stands With A Fist aren't drawing enough attention.
She's going to UW. Beautiful campus.
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Is she that happy she's been arrested??
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/20/07 12:42 AM
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susan - dui
Is that John Cena?
Yep, thats John Cena. The second crappiest champion in history after Ultimate Warrior.
Posted by: smutpeddler
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/20/07 07:02 AM
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susan - dui
Is that John Cena?
Yep, thats John Cena. The second crappiest champion in history after Ultimate Warrior.
how can you put john cena above batista, edge or king booker? those guys are just about worthless..but if you're only talking about the "main" belt they use on raw, i can see your point.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/20/07 06:09 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/20/07 06:16 PM
Jessica's most recent myspace comment.
Is she wearing blue contacts??
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/20/07 07:41 PM
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susan - dui
Is that John Cena?
Yep, thats John Cena. The second crappiest champion in history after Ultimate Warrior.
how can you put john cena above batista, edge or king booker? those guys are just about worthless..but if you're only talking about the "main" belt they use on raw, i can see your point.
Those other guys are entertaining and you'll never get a boring match out of Edge. Batista does suck and needs to be carried, especially in a long match.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/20/07 07:46 PM
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Is she wearing blue contacts??
Yes, I think so. They're always creepy fake electric blue and she has that wide eyed contact lens look like she just put 3 rails of coke up her nose. But I might be wrong even though the name, age, height and town match either way the voyeur stroke factor exists.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/20/07 08:09 PM
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She's very attractive. I'd like to give her The Golden Shower of Shame.
Posted by: smutpeddler
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/21/07 07:08 AM
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susan - dui
Is that John Cena?
Yep, thats John Cena. The second crappiest champion in history after Ultimate Warrior.
how can you put john cena above batista, edge or king booker? those guys are just about worthless..but if you're only talking about the "main" belt they use on raw, i can see your point.
Those other guys are entertaining and you'll never get a boring match out of Edge. Batista does suck and needs to be carried, especially in a long match.
i liked edge when he was with christian, they had good chemistry, booker t is extremely unentertaining, cena while not the best choice for champ at least has energy..i think they should push orton more now like when he first left evolution..he had that energy behind him when his music hit and he came out. batista's mic and ring skills are awful, of course i'm a big umaga, estrada, and trevor murdoch fan..hes a throwback to the 50's style oafish brawlers...i'm just not really into that much of the talent they have going on now..and ecw has become a joke..i was really getting into society x..but that didnt last all that long
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/21/07 08:28 AM
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She's very attractive. I'd like to give her The Golden Shower of Shame.
That Kami is one classy gal.
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/21/07 11:45 AM
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susan - dui
Is that John Cena?
Yep, thats John Cena. The second crappiest champion in history after Ultimate Warrior.
how can you put john cena above batista, edge or king booker? those guys are just about worthless..but if you're only talking about the "main" belt they use on raw, i can see your point.
Those other guys are entertaining and you'll never get a boring match out of Edge. Batista does suck and needs to be carried, especially in a long match.
i liked edge when he was with christian, they had good chemistry, booker t is extremely unentertaining, cena while not the best choice for champ at least has energy..i think they should push orton more now like when he first left evolution..he had that energy behind him when his music hit and he came out. batista's mic and ring skills are awful, of course i'm a big umaga, estrada, and trevor murdoch fan..hes a throwback to the 50's style oafish brawlers...i'm just not really into that much of the talent they have going on now..and ecw has become a joke..i was really getting into society x..but that didnt last all that long
ECW IS DEAD...check out ROH (Ring of Honor) if you can. Its better than TNA. Its about 90% wrestling and 10% talk, as it should be.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/21/07 02:24 PM
Thread-Stealing-Mother-Fuckers!!
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/21/07 08:47 PM
They're good people over there at tsg. They are responsive and appreciative of tips and leads, though less so than Gene Ross or Luke.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/21/07 09:07 PM
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They're good people over there at tsg. They are responsive and appreciative of tips and leads, though less so than Gene Ross or Luke.
TSG has done a couple of mugshot stories over the last few years. We had some fun with one they ran after a strip club raid in Tampa about a year ago. Too bad Hailey Young had already deteriorated into methporn.
There's no harm in enjoying the humiliation of others; isn't that one of the core values of XPT?
Posted by: Gunker
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/21/07 10:02 PM
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Did she just rent "Norbit?"
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/21/07 10:12 PM
With all due respect... this could be the sock's sister.
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I want what she rented.
Or, really, to rent her ..
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/21/07 10:27 PM
I'd do my best to
rent her, given a chance.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/27/07 06:41 PM
heather alt-dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/27/07 06:44 PM
brandi
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/27/07 06:46 PM
valadee - 41 milf - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/27/07 06:47 PM
tessa
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/27/07 06:48 PM
danielle
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/27/07 06:49 PM
heather
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/27/07 08:13 PM
sierra sinn?
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/27/07 08:29 PM
yes, i do realize the irony of
me making this statement.
Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/28/07 09:23 AM
did she get her face stuck in an automatic cheese grader or something...i mean Jesus Christ what was she jailed for...resisting arrest??
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/28/07 05:36 PM
Unlawful Use of the Face as a Doorstop.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/07 10:24 PM
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Looks like some photographer really was inspired by Luke Ford. These pics are very camera of deathish.
Posted by: Y-T
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/30/07 11:29 PM
The tats...................wow
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/01/07 05:14 AM
Nice hideous tats in repetition of shape to match her neck wrinkles.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/07 08:26 PM
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this little hellion was arrested for a DUI then arrested again nine days later for fighting
Jennifer Towne again! DUI.
DUI again! Over .20 percent. This girl can party!
jennifer got nabbed again, she gets arrested so often she has more street cred than fitty cent and tupac combined
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/07 08:38 PM
oh boy, this is too awesome
so, this young lady named shannon got arrested and guess who she hangs out with, that's right xpt's most notorious wayward ho and reigning mugshot queen jennifer - as seen above
from shannon's myspace
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/07 08:53 PM
sissi
stacy
Posted by: Spunko
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/07 10:50 PM
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The tats...................wow
"Property Of Mappy Mapp"??
"the Bolton Bitch"
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/07 10:56 PM
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oh boy, this is too awesome
so, this young lady named shannon got arrested and guess who she hangs out with, that's right xpt's most notorious wayward ho and reigning mugshot queen jennifer - as seen above
from shannon's myspace
King - send their myspace pages an e-mail inviting them here. Jen's perma-smirk is so evil it makes my dick hard.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/07 11:04 PM
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"the Bolton Bitch"
it's "bottom bitch". that means she's a pimp's number one ho
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/07 11:07 PM
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King - send their myspace pages an e-mail inviting them here. Jen's perma-smirk is so evil it makes my dick hard.
Yeah, I wanna party with Jen, she's fun for sure. As far as I know she doesn't have myspace, I can't find her profile.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/07 11:28 PM
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King - send their myspace pages an e-mail inviting them here. Jen's perma-smirk is so evil it makes my dick hard.
Yeah, I wanna party with Jen, she's fun for sure. As far as I know she doesn't have myspace, I can't find her profile.
Did you look under "DUI?"
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/07 11:34 PM
After seeing her face everytime I open this thread lately-
I'd pay her fucking bail!
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/05/07 08:48 AM
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oh boy, this is too awesome
so, this young lady named shannon got arrested and guess who she hangs out with, that's right xpt's most notorious wayward ho and reigning mugshot queen jennifer - as seen above
from shannon's myspace
King - send their myspace pages an e-mail inviting them here. Jen's perma-smirk is so evil it makes my dick hard.
Simp/Windsock is missing some very strokeworthy drunk sluts in this thread and that make me sad. 
Posted by: Conky
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/05/07 12:41 PM
King, this is one of your finest threads period. Keep it rolling.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/05/07 07:49 PM
Damn, the greater Boise, Idaho area has some pretty nice looking morally bankrupt chicas. I never would have guessed.
jennifer - drugs and underage drinking
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/05/07 07:51 PM
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/05/07 08:06 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/05/07 09:22 PM
emily - grand theft 3rd degree and petit theft
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/06/07 08:44 AM
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havalah - dui
That tattoo makes her human garbage. NEXT
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/06/07 08:59 AM
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That tattoo makes her human garbage. NEXT
It's just one of those paint on or henna tattoo things she had done for a rave that evening and we can still treat her like human garbage if you'd like.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/08/07 09:57 PM
alt audrey was alt arrested for alt domestic battery and alt assault
she must have beat up her husband
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/08/07 10:05 PM
holly has visited this thread once before. iirc, this is the same mugshot too. dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/08/07 10:07 PM
felicia - public intoxication
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/08/07 10:08 PM
angela
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/08/07 10:11 PM
milf kari
41
- domestic assault & battery
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/08/07 10:12 PM
jamie - dui
Posted by: weeeee
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/08/07 10:13 PM
I love this thread. Makes me wish I could get arrested.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/08/07 10:13 PM
[why]travis[/why]
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[why]travis[/why]
Let me take a wild guess...was one of the charges 'Resisting Arrest'? 
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/09/07 05:50 AM
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alt audrey was alt arrested for alt domestic battery and alt assault
Doesn't this guy look lke Bababooey?
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/09/07 08:02 PM
A little like Bababooey and little like Gilbert Gottfried. Perhaps their love child?
Posted by: Cerberus
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/12/07 08:32 AM
Posted by: Uptowner
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/12/07 04:15 PM
There wasn't much competition, but I'd like to nominate this lady as Chicago's hottest registered sex offender.
Posted by: Uptowner
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/12/07 04:17 PM
And least hot.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/16/07 08:05 PM
That's right, it's that time again. Time to rummage through some online mugshots and find some postworthy criminals. Sad to say xpt's most notorious and favorite mugshot girl Jennifer T. won't be joining us this week.
sarah - domestic assault/battery
happier times
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/16/07 08:09 PM
chelsea
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/16/07 08:16 PM
samantha - much better looking in her myspace pics
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/16/07 08:20 PM
madison -
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/16/07 08:25 PM
sara - 18 - possession of drugs/paraphernalia
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/16/07 08:29 PM
kirsten has graced our presence earlier in this thread and iirc they used the same mugshot, not cool
Posted by: Eminence Front
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/16/07 08:30 PM
My favorite, Jannelle from Big Brother, picture does not come close to doing her justice!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/16/07 08:32 PM
maryanne finally made it off the island. she looks a little older, but not bad for surviving on coconuts all these years
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/16/07 09:53 PM
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madison -
Damn! What was she charged with? She is hot.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/16/07 10:03 PM
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Damn! What was she charged with? She is hot.
listed failure to appear, but not the initial charge
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/16/07 10:21 PM
tamara - probation violation/possession of cocaine
tamara fought the law and the law won
Posted by: Gunker
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/20/07 09:27 PM
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I'm curious; is "carmel straksI" contagious, and if so, what are the precautions one must take?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/21/07 12:08 AM
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God damn! Repeat offenders are the best. Looks like that "red eye" isn't going away anytime soon. wtf is it? she's cute oterwise.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/21/07 12:10 AM
miranda - dui
Posted by: Conky
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/21/07 02:09 PM
Posted by: Spunko
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/23/07 01:50 PM
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God damn! Repeat offenders are the best. Looks like that "red eye" isn't going away anytime soon. wtf is it? she's cute oterwise.
her pimp must be right-handed.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/23/07 08:27 PM
Jesenia. DWI; Dragging her boyfriend to death with car.
Story.
Quote:
Jesenia. DWI; Dragging her boyfriend to death with car. Story.
He never even got the chance to say I told you so. 
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/24/07 08:33 AM
from
www.perezhilton.com--
"Lindsay Lohan was arrested in Santa Monica on Tuesday morning (at approximately 2:00 AM) for allegedly driving under the influence of alcohol.
Where the hell were her friends and sober companions when she needed them?????
A press conference is expected early this morning.
Guess she won’t be making her film premiere tomorrow night!
Lindsay is hardcore, y’all.
How is Britney going to top THIS????"
+++++++
the website added the text to the mugshot, btw...
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/24/07 09:13 AM
Whores who get DUI's and do drugs =
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/25/07 08:31 PM
echo - drug possession
I admire this girl's sense of humor and I'm surprised this is the first time that we've seen this happen so far. She posted her own mugshot in her myspace profile and the first comment you see under it is from her as well. Hhrrmm..I just noticed the dates for the comments to her pic are way off. That must be their profiles adjusted time/date that is fucked, I assume.
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/25/07 09:38 PM
Quote:
arrested for stealing Monstar's haircut.
DUI.
OMG how did I not catch this thread before? I'm only the 2nd page in and I'm already dying... this is a great one. 
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/26/07 02:50 AM
The alt-dui and alt-resisting arrest has kept Keiko pretty busy.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/26/07 03:22 AM
Posted by: Eminence Front
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/26/07 02:44 PM
Quote:
Country Singer Mindy McCready Arrested.
Scab - Meth, inquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/26/07 02:51 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Country Singer Mindy McCready Arrested.
Scab - Meth, inquiring minds want to know!
doubtful. only one boo-boo. missing that sunk-in look. face too full.
Posted by: Eminence Front
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/27/07 10:30 PM
Mmmm... nice tits, must be cold in the booking room!
Looks familiar did we get her yet?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/27/07 10:42 PM
Quote:
Looks familiar did we get her yet?
Yeah, page thirteen. That's xpt's reigning mugshot queen Jennifer T. Someone alluded to the smoking gun stealing our mugshot thunder but I dismissed it as perverted minds thinking alike, plus they've been doing this much longer than I, but when our homegirl Jenny T starts popping up on the smoking gun we may need to send a message. I'm thinking of a certain JM higher up paying a visit to the smoking gun front office with baseball bat in hand for a little redecoration. Maybe even threaten a few kneecaps.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/27/07 10:59 PM
love her. conjugal visits maybe?
Posted by: Eminence Front
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/27/07 11:05 PM
Quote:
I'm thinking of a certain JM higher up paying a visit to the smoking gun front office with baseball bat in hand for a little redecoration.
I heard he does this at the Bukkake shoots as well. If you don't cum far and with copious amounts, hence why I'm too scared to participate
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/27/07 11:57 PM
Magnificent.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/01/07 10:49 PM
a couple dui's tonight
kristen - 18 - wasted youth
kayla
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/02/07 02:37 AM
Is Luke Ford moonlighting with the Oberlin Ohio Police Department?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/03/07 10:45 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/03/07 10:53 PM
amber
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/03/07 10:56 PM
heather - sharpie HHHhhahhaHAHAAhHAhHAHsharpieHAHAhhAHhAHHAhhaHAhHAhhAHsharpie
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sharpie HHHhhahhaHAHAAhHAhHAHsharpieHAHAhhAHhAHHAhhaHAhHAhhAHsharpie
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sharpie
Wow...she looks just like Juli Ashton!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/05/07 10:39 PM
karleigh - 18 - possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/06/07 09:12 AM
Quote:
brianne - 18 - consumption/possession of alcohol by a minor
I would so pistol whip that whore.
Posted by: Conky
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/06/07 02:02 PM
We need the Goat Lawyer to get down to Florida and start representing these cute whores. Then when he got them off on a technicality, he could bring them to Jeff.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/07/07 08:28 PM
Quote:
We need the Goat Lawyer to get down to Florida and start representing these cute whores. Then when he got them off on a technicality, he could bring them to Jeff.
The majority of these are from Idaho, if you can believe it. Never thought Idaho had this many good looking chicas. This is a good thing though. It's a shorter distance from Idaho to Cali than FL to Cali.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/07/07 08:28 PM
Inna Sergeyvna Alekseyeva - contempt of court
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/08/07 01:55 AM
Quote:
The majority of these are from Idaho, if you can believe it. Never thought Idaho had this many good looking chicas. This is a good thing though. It's a shorter distance from Idaho to Cali than FL to Cali.
I bet a good percentage of them are originally from California. Over the past decade there has been a large migration out of California and Idaho was one of the top destinations for these expatriates.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/08/07 08:13 AM
Idaho is full of crazy whores. Remember Cassandra? She is also from Idaho.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/08/07 12:19 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 09:21 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 09:28 PM
kailani
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 09:29 PM
shantelle
Posted by: Gunker
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 09:38 PM
If I had a dollar for every time I saw this expression:
I would be Mitt Romney.
[BA-DA-BING!]
Thank you. How many of you are from out-of-town tonight?
Posted by: papercut
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 09:49 PM
Quote:
If I had a dollar for every time I saw this expression:
I would be Mitt Romney.
[BA-DA-BING!]
Thank you. How many of you are from out-of-town tonight?
So you're a virgin? Stay strong keep the faith. One day you'll meet a girl drunk enough to say or nod yes.
Posted by: Gunker
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 10:03 PM
Quote:
So you're a virgin? Stay strong keep the faith. One day you'll meet a girl drunk enough to say or nod yes.
One can always hope.
After all, if hapless genetic rejects NEVER met, there would be no Papercuts in the future...
Posted by: papercut
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 10:10 PM
I appreciate the capitalization of my id. Pent up virgin energy knows no bounds.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 10:21 PM
Tierney, this is one of my favorite threads. If you insist upon keeping up this "papercut" charade, why don't you do it in a Warp Speed thread, huh? Thanks.
Posted by: papercut
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 10:37 PM
Raoul, shut the fuck up. You may have a new ID, but you're still the same lame ass wind bag that posts too much and everyone dreads reading. Post some more anti-religious threads because everyone loves those. So much fun, so exciting. You were raped by a priest as an alter boy weren't you? Now it makes sense.
Posted by: Gunker
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 10:46 PM
Quote:
Raoul, shut the fuck up. You may have a new ID, but you're still the same lame ass wind bag that posts too much and everyone dreads reading. Post some more anti-religious threads because everyone loves those. So much fun, so exciting. You were raped by a priest as an alter boy weren't you? Now it makes sense.
Yes; give him lessons on constructive XPT posts, douche bag...
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 10:46 PM
Tierney, you're only embarassing yourself.
I Know it's you because I watched you in action.
You posted the Jim B. thread as papercut and logged off.
You waited to see if anyone would respond, and when nobody did, you logged on as yourself and literally cackled. (Most unbecoming, BTW.)
You then added a PS that only referres to papercut, rated the thread 5 stars and logged off.
Not Thirty seconds later, you logged back on as papercut, rated it 5 stars again and logged off again.
I realize children don't think things through, but if you want to be slick, you should set your alts profiles to invisible. I do check Who's Online.
And your denial "I'd show you my tits but I'm a guy" is not something a guy would say. It is exactly the kind of thing Tierney would say.
Do what you want, but nobody's fooled by it. Now stop fucking up King's thread.
Posted by: papercut
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 10:57 PM
Awesome Raoul! You fucking douche. I suggest you flood Ceara with pm's about her alt, me, to prove the point so she can ban your lame ass now that you have everything figured out once and for all. Also, while you're at it ask moronboy if you can borrow his ID, it fits you better. moronboy v.2 works as well. Idiot.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 11:01 PM
Naahh, I'd rather just talk to you while I have you here. Now go find a mugshot or stop derailing this fine thread.
Posted by: papercut
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 11:11 PM
Quote:
Now go find a mugshot or stop derailing this fine thread.
Fuck you, you long winded bitch. You're the one that jumped in on this shit when it had nothing to do with you. You stop derailing this thread and post a mugshot. Fucker.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 11:15 PM
Here you go, Tierney. This is how grown ups play.
Jennifer. Heroin Possession, Probation Violation.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 11:19 PM
Marissa. Robbing the Elderly, Credit Card Fraud.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 11:27 PM
Michelle. Grand Theft, Defrauding a Pawnbroker.
Posted by: papercut
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/10/07 11:35 PM
Quote:
Yes; give him lessons on constructive XPT posts, douche bag...
Your sensitivity and knee jerk reaction reveals the full effects of your virginity. Some day she'll pass out soon enough for you to take full advantage of her. Don't lose hope.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/11/07 12:06 AM
Christine (AKA Susan.) DUI Manslaughter, Cocaine Possession.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/11/07 12:12 AM
Rebecca (AKA Leah.) Prescription Fraud (32 Counts.)
FUGITIVE
The chick in the white top has a severe case of Lubben Syndrome, it would seem...
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/11/07 04:31 AM
Clover: Murder 1 (1993); Murder 2 (1994). Sentenced to Life.
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/11/07 04:41 AM
Jim B, papercut; will you two knock it off? Way to hijack a good thread. BTW, those mugshots were not up to par, just sayin'.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/11/07 04:54 AM
What can I tell you, Sergio. Florida Dep't of Corrections has some ugly ass whores inside. I'll try another state.
Quote:
What item was stolen, dental floss?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/12/07 10:45 PM
danielle - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/14/07 07:50 PM
jackie - probation violation
There is something about a neck tattoo that just exudes femininity and grace.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/15/07 10:57 AM
Who's got the Lucy Lee mugshot?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/15/07 02:43 PM
South Carolina's a little better than Florida:
Christie Leann -- Burglary, 15 years (!)
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/15/07 10:23 PM
ashley - i find her very attractive
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/15/07 10:31 PM
Quote:
this girl would gut you with a spoon before you even knew what happened
still gutting people with spoons
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/16/07 09:29 AM
Quote:
jackie - probation violation
There is something about a neck tattoo that just exudes femininity and grace.
Yeah, nothings hotter than a girl with a manly tattoo. 
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/16/07 10:07 PM
Yes. More alt-ness.
laura - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/16/07 10:57 PM
vanessa provided the heads up on this one.
brandi - dui
Quote:
The 25-year-old daughter of Gilbert's(AZ) police chief who was jailed last week on suspicion of DUI has a history of drunken driving arrests.
news article via vanessa
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/17/07 05:08 AM
This is Sarah, currently serving 3 1/2 years for escape. She looks like Sasha Grey in about another year.
Quote:
This is Sarah, currently serving 3 1/2 years for escape. She looks like Sasha Grey in about another year.
...if Sasha Grey had a Y chromosome.
Posted by: jim dangle
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/19/07 02:44 PM
gallons of cum has been shot into her ass so I bet there's more than a few Y chromosomes floating around up in her poop chute.
Posted by: charin
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/19/07 04:00 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/19/07 07:55 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/19/07 08:29 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/19/07 08:34 PM
natalie - possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/19/07 08:37 PM
kelly - dui over .20%
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/19/07 08:46 PM
candis - contempt of court
candis hangs out with our friend
Havalah found on page 14, here. It's a small criminal world in Idaho, great stuff. Here are some more pics from candis' myspace at a rave they attended fake tats and all.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/19/07 09:06 PM
anna - contempt of court
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/19/07 09:10 PM
sandra - inattentive driving
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/19/07 09:17 PM
Posted by: Moxie
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/19/07 09:53 PM
Quote:
laura - contempt of court - also attends Boise State
Is it just me or does shelook like Lela Starr?
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/20/07 09:29 AM
I blame Gauge for making this outfit seem acceptable.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/21/07 10:15 PM
april may hope love - yes, that's her real full name. think her parents were hippies?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/21/07 10:16 PM
anton
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/22/07 12:05 AM
Quote:
anton
Fuck you. You just ruined the best thread in XXXPT history.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/23/07 09:07 PM
Quote:
stormy layne fischer - her only relevance is that she has a great stripper/porn name. I can see the Monstar press release already "Stormy Layne rocks the house at the Spearmint Rhino Saturday night only, don't miss out!"
stormy - repeat offender
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/23/07 09:09 PM
breann - fighting - she does look like a member of fight club
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/23/07 09:10 PM
chere - contempt of court
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/24/07 09:30 AM
Quote:
anton
Crabman? 
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/24/07 09:36 AM
Quote:
Quote:
anton
Crabman?
Buckwheat?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/25/07 08:06 PM
lorine - battery - obviously on the wrong end of a pistol whipping
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/25/07 08:10 PM
katie lee - possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor and resisting/obstructing officers
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/25/07 08:13 PM
deeanndra - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/25/07 08:14 PM
natalya - open container, possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor
Quote:
lorine - battery - obviously on the wrong end of a pistol whipping
Wow, Mark Knopler has gone to hell since the Money for Nothing video.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/26/07 08:59 AM
Quote:
natalya - open container, possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor
DAMN. 
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/01/07 09:41 PM
fred gums III - no joke
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/01/07 09:42 PM
alberto - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/01/07 09:43 PM
jesus
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/02/07 05:03 AM
Februari. Really. 4 years, CO. State Pen. Drug Possession. "Intensive Supervision Inmate."
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/02/07 05:07 AM
Whya re people posting MALE mug hsots in here? Make a new thread for that shit. I don't want to have my cock halfway out of my pants and then come face to face with a beardy man face.
Quote:
Februari. Really. 4 years, CO. State Pen. Drug Possession. "Intensive Supervision Inmate."
Take a close look at this woman. She needs to stay behind bars for the long term. Bad stuff just waiting to happen.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/02/07 07:52 PM
sheena - dui - reminds me of sabrine maui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/02/07 07:54 PM
verlee - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/02/07 07:55 PM
kelsee
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/02/07 07:56 PM
jessica - possession of marijuana
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/04/07 04:29 AM
Kelsey, from Kansas. Possession with intent, DUI.
Nice Rack.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/05/07 07:34 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/05/07 07:38 PM
jordan - dui
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/05/07 07:40 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/05/07 07:41 PM
tarryn - dui second offence
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/05/07 07:43 PM
ruhita
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:05 PM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:06 PM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:07 PM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:08 PM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:09 PM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:17 PM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:17 PM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:18 PM
(Holly??
)
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:18 PM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:19 PM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:19 PM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:19 PM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:20 PM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:20 PM
Posted by: Macho Kiljoy
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:34 PM
Quote:
Yellow frogs have no stroke value.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 01:37 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Yellow frogs have no stroke value.
oh for fucks sake... 
Posted by: Conky
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 02:00 PM
Yo! Warp Speed, we need names and crimes dude, names and crimes. And, um, fewer frogs.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 02:05 PM
Quote:
Good effort Warp, but we need the charge, first name and state so we can send her a disposable camera baked into a cake.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 02:09 PM
private myspace pics as well please, if available /stalker
What's worse for these gals, having their DUI photos up on the web for their local townsfolk to see and point at them at the local Bob's Big Boy on Friday Night or having them posted on a Porn Board for us deginerate fucks to salivate over with lurid "I'd fuck it comments".....?
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 02:36 PM
Well, the ones in the beginning that actually work are hookers from houston:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0905072club1.html
Posted by: Random
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 02:45 PM
Quote:
Well, the ones in the beginning that actually work are hookers from houston: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0905072club1.html
Damn.
Next stop on the Burg Express: Houston
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 03:20 PM
Quote:
Toni Lee, 21, Houston Texas, illegal sexual contact
Her mugshot is almost as good as the glamour one!
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 03:24 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Toni Lee, 21, Houston Texas, illegal sexual contact
Her mugshot is almost as good as the glamour one!
Now thats a good looking whore.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 03:24 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 03:24 PM
Quote:
Her mugshot is almost as good as the glamour one!
Tell you the truth, I think it's better.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/07 04:18 PM
I think this might be her too, although I'm willing to be wrong.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/07/07 01:04 PM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/07/07 01:12 PM
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/08/07 10:31 AM
my ex girlfriend send her mug-shot when she was arrested in Florida for DUI and hit a cop in the face
Posted by: Conky
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/08/07 02:02 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Toni Lee, 21, Houston Texas, illegal sexual contact
Can a Texan poster please tell me that this is as strokeworthy as is sounds?
Posted by: Gunker
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/08/07 07:39 PM
Quote:
Toni Lee, 21, Houston Texas, illegal sexual contact
Can a Texan poster please tell me that this is as strokeworthy as is sounds?
i.e. what constitutes "illegal sexual contact" in Texas, and by extension, what is "legal sexual contact?"
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/09/07 10:14 PM
trisha - dui and possession of drug paraphernalia
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/09/07 10:16 PM
manichanh mongkhon - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/09/07 10:19 PM
shantelle - I feel like I've posted her before
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/09/07 10:20 PM
amber - I feel like I've posted her before also.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/09/07 10:22 PM
jennifer - dui
Quote:
shantelle - I feel like I've posted her before
Send her to me. She will be thoroughly punished.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/12/07 03:24 AM
Amanda from Kentucky. Three years for theft.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/12/07 07:24 AM
Renee, also from Kentucky. Drug Possession. 1 Year.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/12/07 11:17 PM
kellie
Quote:
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/13/07 09:59 AM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/13/07 07:42 PM
misty drank at a bar
misty got arrested for dui
misty got cited for contempt of court
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/13/07 11:45 PM
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kellie
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AHHHH, I would hug this little sweetie until she turned blue!! Then I would fuck the corpse and bury her in my backyard.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/14/07 03:08 PM
Posted by: Nate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/14/07 05:47 PM
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tarryn - dui second offence
It's Brock Lesnar!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/14/07 08:04 PM
jaimie - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/16/07 07:51 PM
kendra - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/16/07 07:54 PM
megan - disorderly conduct
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/16/07 08:06 PM
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stacy - failure to appear
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/16/07 08:09 PM
Willis, ALICE...........
2ND DEG.MURD,DANGEROUS ACT
She dont look anything like Bijou Phillips in the movie
Bully .
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/16/07 09:23 PM
Jeanie from Oklahoma. Child Abuse. 2 yrs suspended sentence.
Looks like she just stepped off of a Max Hardcore set.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/16/07 09:28 PM
KRISTIN- BURGL WITH ASSAULT OR BATTERY
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/07 12:07 AM
"FORT PAYNE, Ala. -- A 62-year-old grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting in Fort Payne has begun serving a two month jail sentence.
Last night, a Fort Payne municipal judge sentenced Mary Clark Duncan to 180 days, but suspended all but 60 days of the jail term.
Duncan's daughter, Theresa Duncan, was also arrested August first.
The mother and daughter were arrested Aug. 1, after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 -- at $15 each."
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/14140253/detail.html
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/07 12:08 AM
Posted by: loopnode
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/07 12:37 AM
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Willis, ALICE........... 2ND DEG.MURD,DANGEROUS ACT
She dont look anything like Bijou Phillips in the movie Bully .
Isn't this whore out of prison yet? Or did she go back in?
BTW: Bijou Philips would probably have looked like this cunt if she was born in the 70s, grew up and Hollywood Florida and spent most of her life being an underaged hooker.
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/07 01:48 AM
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WTF? This thread is only if the chicks are cute or hot. Thanks for derailing it.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/07 02:07 AM
Well, let's set this aright with some felonious females from Oklahoma:
Carrie: Possession of a Controlled Substance. 3 yrs deferred.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/07 02:10 AM
Ashley. Check Forgery. 2 yrs deferred.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/07 02:12 AM
Cari. Possession of a Controlled Substance. 4 yrs deferred.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/07 09:00 AM
face like a mud fence but some handsome milkbags to play with
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/07 08:04 PM
kara - burglery
prom - at gunpoint
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/07 08:23 PM
erika - failure to appear
more colorful times
crue fan
bigguns
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/07 08:31 PM
elizabeth - possession of a controlled substance possession of drug paraphernalia
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/07 08:45 PM
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Do you live your good life?
Current mood: peaceful
Category: Happy Life
Do you think you are live your good life?
It seem like yesterday, since i couldnt tell if i am live my good life. At least i believe that i am. Becuase i do have a life. I would never ruin it all away.
Everybody do dersver a good life and live their good life too. and God will want for us to live a good life and believe in ourselve and never give up your dream or hope.
and always follow your heart and futrue and believe in waht you stand.
savannah - theft by receiving stolen property
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/07 08:56 PM
robarrrght
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/20/07 07:51 AM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/20/07 09:51 AM
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WTF? This thread is only if the chicks are cute or hot. Thanks for derailing it.
I'd fuck that.
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/20/07 11:14 AM
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WTF? This thread is only if the chicks are cute or hot. Thanks for derailing it.
I'd fuck that.
With what? She looks like one of the members of the Nasty Boys tag team.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/20/07 11:15 AM
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WTF? This thread is only if the chicks are cute or hot. Thanks for derailing it.
I'd fuck that.
Warpy, old pal, I don't doubt that.
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Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/20/07 11:16 AM
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I'd fuck that.
With what?
with christian's dick.
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Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/20/07 11:20 AM
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I'd fuck that.
With what?
with christian's dick.
I'd eat her asshole and fuck her cunt, then switch around.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/20/07 12:05 PM
She's too tall. If she was 59, 60 inches she'd be a perfect troll.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/20/07 12:52 PM
I think whores should be required to have this perspective taken during the arrest photos besides the regular face shots.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/20/07 09:27 PM
megan - failure to appear
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megan - failure to appear
Just as well, there are very few court rooms with enough space for her teeth.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/21/07 09:55 PM
amanda - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/21/07 09:56 PM
aubrey - failure to appear
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/07 02:06 AM
SEPTEMBER 21--Topless? Wrapped in a towel? Sporting a tube top? We're not sure what these 13 recently arrested gals were (or weren't) wearing during their mug shot sessions, since law enforcement personnel were extremely careful with their photographic composition. For which, in some cases, you should be grateful.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0921072mugs1.html
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/07 02:07 AM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/07 02:08 AM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/07 02:11 AM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/07 02:12 AM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/07 02:12 AM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/07 02:13 AM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/07 02:14 AM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/07 02:15 AM
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/07 02:16 AM
Posted by: loopnode
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/07 02:17 AM
Art these whore nekkid or what?
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/07 02:21 AM
they seem to be, that is the theme of the series.
If these are Swedish mugshots this would explain why you so badly want to leave Europe.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/07 06:12 AM
Warp, please keep this thread about strokeworthy girl felons, ok?
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/23/07 07:38 AM
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Warp, please keep this thread about strokeworthy girl felons, ok?
So stop posting already.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/23/07 06:00 PM
mona - resisting and/or obstructing officers
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/23/07 06:15 PM
larson - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/23/07 06:17 PM
megan - contempt of court
her slightly crossed eyes only add to the stroke factor
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/07 09:09 PM
brittney - dui
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/07 10:35 PM
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megan - contempt of court
her slightly crossed eyes only add to the stroke factor
those eyes.. oh what I would do to her...
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/25/07 07:59 PM
Posted by: christianxxx
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/25/07 09:35 PM
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amanda - dui
the tears make me want to
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/26/07 01:55 AM
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megan - contempt of court
her slightly crossed eyes only add to the stroke factor
I just jerked one out to this picture. It is extraordinary.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/26/07 02:28 AM
Sheryl, 35. Sending sexually explicit text messages to a H.S. Football Player.
ARTICLE
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/29/07 10:25 PM
jenelle - dui
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She is adorable!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/29/07 10:35 PM
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stormy layne fischer - her only relevance is that she has a great stripper/porn name. I can see the Monstar press release already "Stormy Layne rocks the house at the Spearmint Rhino Saturday night only, don't miss out!"
stormy - oops - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/30/07 08:01 PM
roni - dui over .20 percent
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/30/07 08:02 PM
andrea - failure to appear and providing false information
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/30/07 08:04 PM
cherie - contempt of court
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/30/07 08:06 PM
jessica - double dippin dui - arrested on 9/27 for a dui and then arrested again for a dui on 9/30. they used the same mugshot for both arrests.
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stormy - oops - failure to appear
I think the glasses on the head make the mugshot!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/01/07 07:02 AM
Amanda Jane Darling Harris. Chasing "little fucking wetback" children with a samurai sword.
ARTICLE
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/01/07 08:40 AM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/01/07 08:58 AM
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mona - resisting and/or obstructing officers
This chili shitter is righteous. Shame most if not all of her myspace images involve her brand new whore trophy (Je'Ray, by the way). Ah well, who wants to live forever. DIIIIIIIIIVVVVVE!!!
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/03/07 07:29 AM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/03/07 10:32 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/03/07 10:38 PM
That's a very clever disguise.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/07 07:43 AM
Posted by: windsock
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/07 07:57 AM
Posted by: Eminence Front
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/07 07:34 PM
Mom Hid Huffing Cans After Daughter's Wreck,
Baby likes to Huff Say hello to Heather, a spray cans best friend.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/07 07:36 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/07 07:41 PM
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stormy layne fischer - her only relevance is that she has a great stripper/porn name. I can see the Monstar press release already "Stormy Layne rocks the house at the Spearmint Rhino Saturday night only, don't miss out!"
stormy - oops - failure to appear
stormy is vying for Jen T's title of xpt's most notorious mugshot girl
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/07 07:48 PM
jessica - drug possession
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/08/07 08:19 PM
kathryn - arson
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/08/07 08:23 PM
I didn't know there were any Asians in Idaho. Maybe the Volt Hwang family is relocating?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/08/07 08:42 PM
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kristen - dui
kristen - driving with a suspended license and providing false information. i'm surprised she didn't get booked for a dui as well, she looks pretty drunk and usually they're the only ones that smile for the mugshot camera.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/09/07 05:56 AM
Jennifer DeLeon. Murder in the First Degree (2 counts.) Consecutive life terms.
Her husband, Skylar, who was once a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger, and an accomplice named John F. Kennedy (really) face the Death Penalty for their roles in a plot to murder an elderly couple for their yacht.
ARTICLE
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/07 08:18 PM
leah - contempt of court - love it when they use the mugshot for their myspace profile
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/07 08:25 PM
kari - dui
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/07 11:02 PM
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leah - contempt of court - love it when they use the mugshot for their myspace profile
Whats the link to her myspace?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/07 11:06 PM
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Whats the link to her myspace?
it's set to private, but i'll pm you the addy anyway mr.serg
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/07 07:50 AM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/07 08:32 AM
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/07 09:49 AM
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Kerith loves working out and yoga, reading books about Vietnam, keeping up on indie bands, and following northwest sports teams.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/07 11:46 AM
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magna cum laude
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/12/07 08:12 AM
The Brittany is intelligent, and easy to handle and train for hunting. It is a loving and gentle animal; obedient and always eager to please. Happy and alert. This breed is a very active and enthusiastic hunter. Affectionate. Independent - it is a free-thinker. Good-natured and easy to care for. Some are nervous or hyperactive. This dog can become timid if treated roughly. Socialize extensively as a puppy. The Brittany likes to roam. They are good with children if they are raised with them from puppyhood. It adapts to all types of terrain: woods, plains or hills. It's resistant to cold and damp conditions. It is used especially for hunting woodcock, partridge, and hare, and is always active, enthusiastic, and untiring. It also has an outstanding instinct for retrieving from water. The Brittany has earned great popularity among millions of hunters because of its moderate size, which allows hunters to transport them easily. Because of its jolly character, it is also popular as a companion dog.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/12/07 08:24 AM
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/12/07 08:29 AM
Wow....that's a lot of ones...must be at least a hundred or two, she'll be the richest whore in the trailer park.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/12/07 10:07 AM
Sunny Lane's cousin/sister (assuming her parents are brother and sister). Oh yeah, nice job on the curtains too.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/13/07 04:58 AM
This is Christina. She dangled her 5-year-old son out of a moving vehicle. Then she pissed on a cop car. Incredibly, the police failed to do a BAC test.
ARTICLE
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/13/07 08:00 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/14/07 08:13 PM
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wow, from page one and the first day of this thread loni appears again for driving with a suspended license and violating her probation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/14/07 08:24 PM
ashley - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/14/07 08:26 PM
deja - failure to appear
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/14/07 08:32 PM
The trashy redhead further up the page with the NFL team logos on her shoulder, anyone have the link to her Myspace page? I feel I must learn more about her.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/15/07 10:23 AM
Noelle Cox
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/16/07 06:25 PM
Posted by: Pornado
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/16/07 07:00 PM
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lillian - prostitution - article
They should really post the suspects web address on stories like these. These articles are free advertising anyway. Just save a guy a bit of searching is all I'm saying.
Let me see here:
1) Asian.
2) Short.
3) Bud Light in hand.
4) Hanging around morally questionable chicks
I'm starting to think Inkyo faked his own death (If his family could afford the bail money, they could afford to pull the old switcheroo too), had his egg roll removed and has started a new life as 'Chica Wang'.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/18/07 07:10 AM
Praying Pigeon
Dancing Warrior
Resisting and Obstructing Officers
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/18/07 07:18 AM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/18/07 07:24 AM
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lillian - prostitution - article
wtf?????? damn, hamstrings are sexy!
http://boise.craigslist.org/ers/448224545.html
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/18/07 08:08 AM
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Kallie Wren was playing pac-man down I-84 early this morning.
Wocka Wocka Wocka Wocka Wocka Wocka Wocka
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/18/07 09:21 AM
I love you guys in a non-homo way for posting new bitches.
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Oh to SACK the QB one last time ....
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/18/07 07:20 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/18/07 08:29 PM
shannon - possession of oxycodone and alprazolm. possession? she done look like she done did every drug she possessed!
Well. At least Grace was happy about her arrest.
Poor Shannon won't even remember hers.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/19/07 07:09 AM
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/19/07 07:22 AM
Hey, it's Flava Flav!!!
Posted by: Pornado
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/19/07 08:44 AM
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http://boise.craigslist.org/ers/448224545.html
Thank you sir! Now all I need is an excuse to go all the way up to Boise.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/19/07 09:45 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/19/07 09:54 PM
tauni - contempt of court
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/19/07 10:00 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/19/07 10:10 PM
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shanna - bad girl
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/19/07 10:17 PM
That whore can't keep out of trouble. What's the thing about her left eye?
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/19/07 10:20 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/19/07 10:42 PM
damn, her release date is next month, 11/07, can I get a letter to her in time?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/19/07 11:29 PM
nice, she has an alias as well. shanna lanning aka shanna rinehart
Posted by: elaborator
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/20/07 12:09 AM
how's it goin k1ng?
Posted by: Handful
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/21/07 10:23 AM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/21/07 11:38 AM
Brandi Loosli
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/22/07 06:08 PM
WTF!!!
Her cop buddy couldn't get her out of it?!?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/24/07 10:20 PM
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natalie - possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor
natalie - possession of marijuana - resisting/obstructing officers
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/24/07 10:23 PM
lauri - probation violation
Posted by: Spunko
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/25/07 02:40 PM
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lauri - probation violation
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/26/07 10:40 AM
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leah - contempt of court - love it when they use the mugshot for their myspace profile
I got the 'add' to her myspace and have invited her to drop in.
She's fucking hot.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/26/07 07:53 PM
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stormy layne fischer - her only relevance is that she has a great stripper/porn name. I can see the Monstar press release already "Stormy Layne rocks the house at the Spearmint Rhino Saturday night only, don't miss out!"
stormy - oops - failure to appear
stormy is vying for Jen T's title of xpt's most notorious mugshot girl
stormy - contempt of court
She's looking trashier in each subsequent pic!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/26/07 08:11 PM
cheri - dui second offence - her first mug might be in here somewhere
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/26/07 08:13 PM
tiffani - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/26/07 08:14 PM
crystal - dui second offence
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/26/07 08:15 PM
amanda - dispensing liquor to a minor
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/27/07 08:13 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/27/07 08:20 PM
brianne - dui - she has big cans
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/27/07 08:22 PM
heather - failure to appear
Brianne looks very Jewish to me ...
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/27/07 08:58 PM
I wish there were better pictures of her cans, like bikini shots
She looks like a AAG named Vanessa I knew when I worked for NYS. She was orthodox and smelled a bit odd ... but she had fantastic tits! She always wore these heavy-duty bras.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/27/07 11:04 PM
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Brianne looks very Jewish to me ...
Her last name is Craner, which is quite possibly an alternate of Kramer.
Posted by: Spunko
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/28/07 01:16 AM
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heather - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/28/07 08:23 PM
wow. got some winners tonight.
michael - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/28/07 08:24 PM
shannon - dui 2nd offence
erica - dui
Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/29/07 04:19 AM
Quote:
Max Hardcore goes Punk
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/29/07 10:02 AM
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/29/07 11:41 AM
Looks like Tom Osborne of Nebraska
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/30/07 09:02 AM
Wankus has really let himself go.
Remember kids, say nope to dope and ugh to drugs.
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Looks like Tom Osborne of Nebraska
MY GOD IT DOES!!!
It would surprise me if he had some odd gays in his family. Being a staunch right-winger seems to either require you to date in the Men's room or have gays in your family tree [Gingrich's sis, Cheney's daughter, etc.]
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/31/07 07:00 AM
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stormy layne fischer - her only relevance is that she has a great stripper/porn name. I can see the Monstar press release already "Stormy Layne rocks the house at the Spearmint Rhino Saturday night only, don't miss out!"
stormy - oops - failure to appear
stormy is vying for Jen T's title of xpt's most notorious mugshot girl
stormy - contempt of court
Stormy ... will you take have my stuff??
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/31/07 08:38 PM
stormy has reached a special milestone deserving her own animated gif like Jenny T before her.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/01/07 08:58 AM
Posted by: loopnode
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/01/07 09:28 AM
No more "fucking" love for this thread? Just regular love? Booooooooooo!
Edit: it's back to fucking love. weeeeeeeeeee
Posted by: Eminence Front
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/01/07 09:49 AM
Shannon's been a very, very bad girl and she knows it
quote]shannon - dui 2nd offence
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/01/07 01:16 PM
Quote:
No more "fucking" love for this thread? Just regular love? Booooooooooo!
Edit: it's back to fucking love. weeeeeeeeeee
Don't you mean "fscking?" 
Is there a bizarro Loopnode to go with bizarro Luke?
Posted by: static
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/01/07 01:38 PM
Dumb bitch forgot her kid in the car and he fried under the zona sun.
Tot Dies in Hot Car Outside Ariz. Eatery
TERRY TANG
The Associated Press
PHOENIX - A woman who found her 1-year-old son dead in her hot, stuffy car after she worked her seven-hour shift as a Hooters waitress has been arrested, police said Wednesday.
Ashly Duchene, 22, was booked into the Maricopa County jail Wednesday on a felony count of negligent homicide.
Duchene usually dropped the boy off at a day-care center on her way to work but failed to do so Tuesday, police Sgt. Joel Tranter said.
Instead, she left her son, Ryan Gallagher, in the car when she arrived at the restaurant about 10 a.m., police said. When she returned after her shift at nearly 5 p.m., he was dead.
Temperatures hit nearly 90 degrees Tuesday, but it would have been more than 100 degrees inside the car, Tranter said.
Duchene told officials she remembered glancing at her son in the rearview mirror on her way to work that day, Tranter said. Authorities do not believe Duchene intentionally left the boy in the car.
A request to interview Duchene was not immediately answered by police Wednesday. A call placed Wednesday to a phone number believed to have belonged to Duchene was no longer working.
IMO she really belongs in "Mother of the Year".
Posted by: D.W.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/02/07 11:16 PM
Quote:
wow. got some winners tonight.
michael - dui
It's about damn time they caught the Joker.
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/03/07 05:17 AM
Quote:
wow. got some winners tonight.
michael - dui
Wonder which one he is in this lineup.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/04/07 09:29 AM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/05/07 06:45 AM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/05/07 05:03 PM
laura - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/06/07 08:36 PM
Quote:
meagan - failure to appear again
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/07/07 06:52 AM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/07/07 06:58 AM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/07/07 08:37 AM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/07/07 08:45 AM
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/07/07 12:50 PM
Marlin, can you post what their crimes where? Pictures alone just don't do it.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/07/07 12:55 PM
Can do, sir.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/07/07 01:05 PM
The locale would also be a plus, if known.
You've found some quality miscreant, Marlin.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/07/07 06:05 PM
...and last names and dates of birth and addresses please.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/08/07 07:04 AM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/08/07 07:08 AM
Melodie -- driving w/revoked license
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/08/07 07:12 AM
Ryann -- arson
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/08/07 07:16 AM
Lyndi -- contempt
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/09/07 08:34 AM
I jack off to this thread at least twice a week.
I need to show Lyndi some contempt!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/09/07 06:48 PM
Quote:
kelsee
kelsee - contempt of court
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/09/07 06:51 PM
tara - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/09/07 06:56 PM
Quote:
ashley - dui
ashley - probation violation
Posted by: D.W.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/09/07 07:38 PM
Quote:
Quote:
kelsee
kelsee - contempt of court
I hate when they smile. It's so much better when they cry.
tara - dui
Tara reminds me of Kirsten Dunst ....
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/09/07 09:03 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/10/07 09:24 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/10/07 09:32 PM
kari - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/10/07 09:34 PM
kendra - dui 2nd offence -
Posted by: D.W.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/11/07 07:38 PM
Quote:
kari - probation violation
She has that soulless look in her eyes that you usually only find in porn whores. She most be a stripper or a street walker.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/12/07 12:13 PM
Quote:
kendra - dui 2nd offence -
Kendra looks like she could cry easily. I like that. 
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/13/07 11:10 AM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/15/07 06:25 AM
Tara -- burglary
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/17/07 09:38 PM
chastain - dui
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/18/07 11:32 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/18/07 04:07 PM
Quote:
Cara Cummins
That's a great Porn name.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/18/07 10:10 PM
olivia - underage dui
cicely - refuse to present id
keeley - dui
heidi - resisting and obstructing officers
melissa - possesion of an open container
Posted by: Spunko
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/18/07 10:57 PM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/19/07 12:29 PM
Quote:
melissa - possesion of an open container
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/19/07 01:18 PM
how did you get her photos? her profile is set to private. and you're an alt id, right? posting as pres. bush/reagan's press secretary almost exclusivly in this thread is a little odd.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/19/07 01:21 PM
--she added me
--no
--can't argue with that
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/19/07 01:22 PM
Quote:
how did you get her photos? her profile is set to private. and you're an alt id, right? posting as pres. bush/reagan's press secretary almost exclusivly in this thread is a little odd.
somebody sounds a bit gellus. kidding, just wanted an excuse to type "gellus".
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/19/07 01:48 PM
Quote:
Quote:
how did you get her photos? her profile is set to private. and you're an alt id, right? posting as pres. bush/reagan's press secretary almost exclusivly in this thread is a little odd.
somebody sounds a bit gellus. kidding, just wanted an excuse to type "gellus".
nah, jus cureus
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/19/07 01:49 PM
Quote:
--she added me
--no
--can't argue with that
cool
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/19/07 09:23 PM
Wendi -- contempt
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/19/07 09:49 PM
Could we please start getting links to the females myspace pages if they're the source of the pics? Thank you.
The Management
Posted by: loopnode
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/19/07 09:52 PM
Quote:
keeley - dui
i like this one.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/19/07 10:04 PM
Quote:
Could we please start getting links to the females myspace pages if they're the source of the pics? Thank you.
The Management
I've thought about doing that, but for the same reason I was hesitant to post myspace pics I'm hesitant to give myspace profile links. when word gets around, and eventually it will, that when your mugshot gets posted by the sheriffs dept. your myspace profile and pics will end up on a porn board (xpt) for raincoaters to ogle there won't be a myspace profile that isn't set to private within 200 miles of Boise, ID. thus, bringing a close to our fun and this great example of stalking.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/19/07 10:07 PM
Quote:
Quote:
keeley - dui
i like this one.
Agreed. She's smoke. I had hoped for more web presence, kind of like Kelsee on the last page. We liberate slit on this thread pro bono, no need to hinder, triple switches.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/07 02:10 PM
Posted by: Macho Kiljoy
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/07 03:19 PM
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KXAN Anchor Valles Jailed for DWI
11/16/2007
Newsroom
A TV news anchor spends the night in jail, after she is arrested on a DWI charge.
According to court records, an Austin Police officer started following an SUV driven by KXAN co-anchor Michelle Valles at 3rd and Lavaca after midnight this morning.
The officer says Valles swerved across a double yellow line on West Cesar Chavez Street into the on-coming lane of traffic and was allegedly driving about 12 miles an hour faster than the posted 35 MPH speed limit.
Valles allegedly admits to the officer that she had two vodka tonics, but reportedly refused to take a breathalyzer test. She was released on bail early this morning.
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Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/07 05:49 PM
Quote:
I've thought about doing that, but for the same reason I was hesitant to post myspace pics I'm hesitant to give myspace profile links. when word gets around, and eventually it will, that when your mugshot gets posted by the sheriffs dept. your myspace profile and pics will end up on a porn board (xpt) for raincoaters to ogle there won't be a myspace profile that isn't set to private within 200 miles of Boise, ID. thus, bringing a close to our fun and this great example of stalking.
Understood boss. That mugshot of Wendi makes me want to throw up, but there's something oddly arousing about the pic of her with the other girl.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/07 08:05 PM
Quote:
megan - disorderly conduct
megan - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/07 08:07 PM
rachel - marijuana possession
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/07 08:14 PM
amber - probation violation - marlin try to add her, looks like she has some really big cans
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/07 08:59 PM
Quote:
marlin try to add her, looks like she has some really big cans
Will do. How about that tat on Megan, wow. Allie Sin and Faye Runaway where are you.
Posted by: D.W.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/07 09:23 PM
Quote:
Quote:
megan - disorderly conduct
megan - dui
Looks like someone loves meth. Great tats btw.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/07 09:24 PM
Quote:
Will do. How about that tat on Megan, wow. Allie Sin and Faye Runaway where are you.
yeah the tats are classy. and she has the same skull and cross bones hoody on as in her first mug.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/21/07 09:14 PM
erin
- illegal possession and consumption of alcohol by a minor
- providing false information
- criminal trespassing
- resisting and obstructing officers
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/21/07 09:35 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/23/07 08:39 PM
Quote:
lyndi - contempt of court
lyndi - petit theft
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/23/07 08:47 PM
samantha - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/23/07 08:49 PM
ashley - temporary custody hold
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/23/07 08:52 PM
cirra - illegal possession and consumption of alcohol by a minor - possession of drug paraphernalia
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/23/07 08:53 PM
shellie - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/23/07 08:56 PM
jacklyn - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/23/07 09:03 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/23/07 09:09 PM
eugenia - theft by receiving stolen property
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/25/07 09:28 PM
3 dui's tonight - christina, robin, and brandy
christina - dui
robin - dui
brandy - dui
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/26/07 12:37 AM
I like robin.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/26/07 09:42 AM
She looks like shes about to puke.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/26/07 09:56 AM
I meant I like christina. Robin is fug.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/26/07 10:04 AM
She reminds me of one of the chicks on Lost. Who is she King? Is she in real trouble? Does she need my help, my credit cards or will a nice watch do?
Posted by: Macho Kiljoy
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/26/07 01:59 PM
This booking photo provided by the Clinton police department shows Allenna Williams Ward, a 23-year-old female middle school teacher has admitted to having sex with five boys in Clinton, S.C.
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Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/28/07 01:08 PM
Samantha -- contempt
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/28/07 10:38 PM
megan - petit theft
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/01/07 08:55 PM
Quote:
candis - contempt of court
candis hangs out with our friend Havalah found on page 14, here. It's a small criminal world in Idaho, great stuff. Here are some more pics from candis' myspace at a rave they attended fake tats and all.
candis - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/01/07 09:01 PM
gina - dui 2nd offence
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/01/07 09:03 PM
janel - temporary custody hold
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/01/07 09:05 PM
kimberly - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/01/07 09:07 PM
rebecca - dui over .20 percent
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/01/07 09:09 PM
tasha - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/02/07 06:29 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/02/07 06:34 PM
ashley - providing false information
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/02/07 06:36 PM
amber - dui
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/05/07 07:09 AM
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/05/07 07:13 AM
Lindsey -- vandalism
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/05/07 06:11 PM
The last two are very nice Mr. Fitzwater, thank you.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/05/07 06:13 PM
Chelsey - public intoxication
Love the eyes.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/05/07 08:52 PM
Quote:
The last two are very nice Mr. Fitzwater, thank you.
I'd really like to discuss aspics, Brancusi and suburban sprawl over coffee with the woman on the far left of the last image on the lake.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/07 09:53 PM
bailey - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/07 09:56 PM
susan - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/07 10:03 PM
amanda - contempt of court
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/07 10:07 PM
elena - battery
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/07 10:11 PM
beth
- lewd conduct with a minor under 16
- inattentive driving
- accident/failure to report striking an unattended vehicle
- contempt of court
ralph - lewd conduct with a minor under 16
Quote:
A former McDonald’s manager and her boyfriend are charged with lewd conduct with a minor after being accused of both having sexual contact last month with a 15-year-old girl, who also worked at the fast food restaurant.
Ralph Wayne Cripe, 23, and Beth Kaesemeyer, 22, who worked as a manager at an unspecified Treasure Valley McDonanld’s, are in the Ada County Jail on $75,000 and $50,000 bonds. They were arrested by Garden City Police Wednesday night.
Garden City police and Ada County prosecutors say Kaesemeyer and Cripe met the victim at work and befriended her. At some point in October, Kaesemeyer is accused of bringing the girl to a residence, giving her alcohol, and then having sexual contact with her. Cripe is accused of having sexual contact with the girl that same night.
Garden City police confiscated a cell phone and computer in connection with the case. Detectives are investigating a report that Cripe may have used a cell phone to photograph the victim while she was nude, according to court records.
If investigators find those illegal images on the phone or computer, more criminal charges are possible, Ada County Deputy Prosecutor Shelley Armstrong said Thursday.
The charge of lewd conduct is punishable by up to life in prison.
A preliminary hearing on the charges will be scheduled for later this month.
Idaho Statesman
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/07 10:13 PM
brittany - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/07 10:17 PM
jennifer - temporary custody hold
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/07 10:20 PM
irina - domestic assault/battery
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/07 07:21 AM
Posted by: pumphog74
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/07 12:06 PM
Quote:
bailey - dui
i like it best when you can see they've been crying.
Posted by: weeeee
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/07 12:24 PM
Quote:
i like it best when you can see they've been crying.
How many times has that been said in this thread so far? Like 6?
Posted by: pumphog74
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/07 12:33 PM
Quote:
Quote:
i like it best when you can see they've been crying.
How many times has that been said in this thread so far? Like 6?
couldn't tell ya. i don't study these threads. some of us in fact do have better things to do then go through all 50 million pages on this site.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/07 01:29 PM
Quote:
Quote:
i like it best when you can see they've been crying.
How many times has that been said in this thread so far? Like 6?
Ceara, how much does it take to make you cry?
Posted by: D.W.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/07 08:04 PM
Debra Lafave
Looks like hot teacher Debra Lafave has been arrested for violating probation.
Quote:
Debra Lafave, a former Florida middle school teacher convicted of having sex with a student, was arrested Tuesday for "inappropriate but non-sexual contact" with a teenage coworker, the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said.
The association violated the terms of Lafave's probation, which forbade her to have contact with anyone under 18, the sheriff's office said.
She was released on her own recognizance.
Lafave and her mother, Joyce Beasley, had no comment as they left the jail.
"I can only characterize this as somewhat of a bizarre and unusual violation," said Lafave's attorney, John Fitzgibbons.
Lafave, 27, pleaded guilty in November 2005 to having sex with a 14-year-old boy and was sentenced to three years under house arrest and seven years of probation.
Lafave was also required to register as a sex offender and abide by numerous conditions.
She was arrested after corrections officers interviewed a 17-year-old girl, who worked at a restaurant where Lafave had been employed since January 2006, according to the violation report from Florida's Corrections Department
CNN
Posted by: Gunker
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/07 08:19 PM
Quote:
Ceara, how much does it take to make you cry?
Coming soon to Ebay; tear-stained panties included.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/07 09:09 PM
desiree
- dui over .20 percent
- accident involving damage to a vehicle
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/07 10:06 PM
Quote:
Upon further review this capsule just drips Dürer allegorical:
--painstaking paneling
--bird call clock
--AC Milan kit
--Yella flexing 45° Hokie hat teasing mini-Rot
--vanilla/chamomile candles n' mugs on a rolling credenza
--framed samurai etch
--two Eagle County eagles ready to contract
--pleated jeans
Alas, Archimedes. . .I HAVE FOUND IT!
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/07 11:19 PM
More like Hieronymus Bosch .
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/07 11:23 PM
The two of you are tripping. I see a bunch of dogs playing poker.
Quote:
Upon further review this capsule just drips Dürer allegorical:
--painstaking paneling
--bird call clock
--AC Milan kit
--Yella flexing 45° Hokie hat teasing mini-Rot
--vanilla/chamomile candles n' mugs on a rolling credenza
--framed samurai etch
--two Eagle County eagles ready to contract
--pleated jeans
Alas, Archimedes. . .I HAVE FOUND IT!
You missed the pentagram sweatband...plus how can you be sure that's an AC Milan shirt?
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/08/07 07:33 AM
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/08/07 07:41 AM
Quote:
desiree
- dui over .20 percent
- accident involving damage to a vehicle
Looks more like an accident with a Restalyne truck.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/08/07 12:44 PM
Quote:
Four Seasons Pocatello
Fuck, that made me piss myslef laughing.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/08/07 12:47 PM
someone post this?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/08/07 10:31 PM
irina - failure to appear
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/10/07 08:49 AM
If this thread has taught me anything its that Boise is full stupid white trash whores. Im thinking of moving there.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/10/07 08:31 PM
stephanie - fugitive to Idaho
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/10/07 08:36 PM
janeil - domestic assault/battery
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/10/07 08:45 PM
emilie - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/10/07 08:53 PM
memory - dui - 42 y/o
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/11/07 10:41 AM
Quote:
memory - dui - 42 y/o
The years have not been kind to Helen Hunt
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/11/07 12:31 PM
Misty -- probation violation
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/11/07 12:41 PM
there's this really cute girl and her goofy=ass boyfriend, both from youngstown, who stole 7.5 million from an armored car a couple of weeks ago... they were apprehended four hours later in--get this-- pipestem, w.va., in the trailer they had bought. i have to find her mugshot...
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/11/07 09:33 PM
eunice - grand theft - wha? people are still naming their children eunice? no wonder she turned to a life of crime
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/11/07 09:34 PM
elisa - grand theft
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/12/07 08:30 AM
Quote:
there's this really cute girl and her goofy=ass boyfriend, both from youngstown, who stole 7.5 million from an armored car a couple of weeks ago... they were apprehended four hours later in--get this-- pipestem, w.va., in the trailer they had bought. i have to find her mugshot...
Pipestem is Wankus's hometown.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/12/07 08:36 AM
Quote:
there's this really cute girl and her goofy=ass boyfriend, both from youngstown, who stole 7.5 million from an armored car a couple of weeks ago... they were apprehended four hours later in--get this-- pipestem, w.va., in the trailer they had bought. i have to find her mugshot...
here's nicole boyd's mugshot... 
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/12/07 09:12 AM
Meet Joycelyn Kirsch. She and her dipshit boyfriend lived a jet-set lifestyle by stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars via Identity Theft.
ARTICLE
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/12/07 11:13 PM
meagan - driving with a suspended license
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/14/07 07:22 AM
Sage Cannon -- dui
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/17/07 11:57 AM
Chandra -- burglary
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/17/07 12:04 PM
Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/17/07 01:31 PM
What does the first line say?
Posted by: Pornado
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/17/07 01:35 PM
Quote:
What does the first line say?
"for myself", i think.
Posted by: taint1974
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/17/07 08:26 PM
Quote:
Sanja -- probation violation
She looks like she might be a little bit slow so I guess that would help explain the really shitty tat.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/17/07 09:12 PM
A tattoo that looks like a Sharpie...that's like painting your house with graffiti.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/19/07 08:28 AM
She should get a tattoo on her forehead that reads "Idiot".
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/20/07 08:28 PM
Quote:
amanda - dispensing liquor to a minor
Quote:
amanda - contempt of court
amanda - failure to appear
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/20/07 09:17 PM
Nicole - DUI
If she was stil in jail I'd go bail her out and let her pay me back with relations.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/21/07 10:33 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/21/07 10:47 PM
katie - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/22/07 08:26 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/27/07 08:34 PM
genniece - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/27/07 08:51 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/27/07 09:08 PM
Quote:
Inna Sergeyvna Alekseyeva - contempt of court
inna - contempt of court
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/27/07 09:25 PM
Inna is an Aryan dream.
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/28/07 08:47 AM
Quote:
Inna is an Aryan dream.
Inna is Slavic. I believe Nazis are split on the question of whether Slavs are Aryan or should be gassed and baked.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/28/07 09:31 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/28/07 09:42 PM
jennifer - dui
Posted by: Gunker
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/28/07 09:43 PM
2008: Another of year of drinking at home.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/01/08 08:56 AM
This one's too funny looking not to share.
With her out of the way let's get to the strokeworthy ones.
Amber, 21, DUI
Ashley, 22, Failure to appear (multiple counts)
Crystal, 27, DUI
Posted by: elaborator
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/01/08 10:51 AM
wow!
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/01/08 03:50 PM
Crystal, 27, DUI
I don't mean to offend Pinupmutant, but I would dearly like to nut on her face.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/01/08 06:27 PM
Quote:
Crystal, 27, DUI
looks like she's a fitness model, nice body.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/01/08 06:42 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/01/08 06:52 PM
wendy - failure to appear - 32yo and she's still got it
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/01/08 06:59 PM
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/01/08 07:22 PM
I was hoping for additional pictures of Ashley. You can tell there's photos of her and her friends drunk all over the internet in lesbionic poses.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/01/08 07:52 PM
I agree. I searched high and low for both Amber's and Ashley's profiles, but no luck.
Posted by: taint1974
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/01/08 08:14 PM
Quote:
jeannette - attempted strangulation
What is attempted strangulation? You either strangle someone or you don't, did she put her hands around someone's neck and not squeeze.
Posted by: Fiend
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/01/08 08:25 PM
Quote:
What is attempted strangulation? You either strangle someone or you don't, did she put her hands around someone's neck and not squeeze.
strangulation - the act of suffocating (someone) by constricting the windpipe
suffocation - killing by depriving of oxygen
She squeezed but not hard enough or long enough.
Crystal's a 27 year old fitness model, just like Lori Lust!
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/02/08 07:53 AM
In light of K1ng's fine detective work, I would like to amend my early post and advise that I would like to nut on her face, in her mouth, in her ass (possibly twice), and a final shot on her obscenely hard flat stomach.
It might take me a while to go five rounds, particularly since I will be taking my time.
Posted by: pumphog74
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/02/08 10:21 AM
Quote:
jeannette - attempted strangulation
i wonder if she'd let me fishhook while simultaneously choking and butt-fucking her...
it can be done
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/02/08 08:17 PM
jennifer - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/02/08 08:18 PM
kimberly - dui
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/03/08 08:48 AM
Quote:
Quote:
What is attempted strangulation? You either strangle someone or you don't, did she put her hands around someone's neck and not squeeze.
strangulation - the act of suffocating (someone) by constricting the windpipe
If thats the case then every guy that has ever tried to Gag Factor his girl should be in jail.
Quote:
Damn, the greater Boise, Idaho area has some pretty nice looking morally bankrupt chicas. I never would have guessed.
jennifer - drugs and underage drinking
the of this one is off the fucking charts. i'd love to give her a real mugshot i'm moving to idaho, that's all there is to it. i'm fuckin goin
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/03/08 08:38 PM
Mischa Barton's mugshot for her 12/27/07 DUI.
She seems to have forgotten to bring her make-up artist to lock-up.
Quote:
jessica - disorderly conduct
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/04/08 07:53 PM
stephanie
-dui
-marijuana possession
-possession of drug paraphernalia
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/04/08 08:11 PM
jacquelyn - temporary custody hold
tara - probation violation
aleea - failure to appear
amber - dui
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/04/08 08:19 PM
I dunno grizz..
WTF
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/05/08 11:56 PM
my sharona - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/05/08 11:59 PM
merrrianne - burglery
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/06/08 12:04 AM
holly - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/06/08 12:11 AM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/06/08 09:49 PM
She a double for some russian porn girl I saw last month ...
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/08/08 09:29 PM
ashley - failure to appear
It's nice when they get arrested representing their high schools.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/10/08 08:21 PM
misty
- transferring price tags
- willful concealment of goods, wares, merchandise
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/10/08 08:34 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/11/08 08:47 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/11/08 08:54 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/11/08 08:58 PM
danielle - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/11/08 09:01 PM
lauren - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/11/08 09:05 PM
and a couple dui's
chenoa - dui
lisa - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/11/08 10:15 PM
I like this thread. However, I don't want it to get old or stale or uninteresting. I'm happy to continue on updating, but if it's gotten tired or boring or repetitive even, let me know. Poll it!
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/11/08 10:30 PM
vote.... [x] I like it, continue on.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/11/08 10:56 PM
Quote:
vote.... [x] I like it, continue on.
cool, thanks for the feedback. I'll keep it goin, unless the poll proves otherwise.
Posted by: Spunko
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/11/08 11:18 PM
Pretty much my favorite thread on this board.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/12/08 06:47 AM
Most definitely awesome! Never stop. Plus start posting the Nazi whore thread too.
Posted by: Gunker
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/12/08 06:22 PM
For the record, I'm not that "one guy."
It's great stuff, King.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/12/08 07:11 PM
They gotta start making the coffee table books of female mugshots. But these books gotta also come with the close up of their buttholes, spread-cheeks style. Left page is the mugshot and the right-hand page is the closeup of their stinkholes.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/12/08 08:10 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Do you live your good life?
Current mood: peaceful
Category: Happy Life
Do you think you are live your good life?
It seem like yesterday, since i couldnt tell if i am live my good life. At least i believe that i am. Becuase i do have a life. I would never ruin it all away.
Everybody do dersver a good life and live their good life too. and God will want for us to live a good life and believe in ourselve and never give up your dream or hope.
and always follow your heart and futrue and believe in waht you stand.
savannah - theft by receiving stolen property
savannah's in trouble again. probation violation.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/12/08 08:23 PM
michelle - domestic assault/battery
the happy couple
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/12/08 08:28 PM
natalie - trespassing
tit tat
Posted by: Spunko
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/12/08 09:44 PM
Quote:
natalie
Fucking tittoos!
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/12/08 10:01 PM
KinqQuote:
cool, thanks for the feedback. I'll keep it goin, unless the poll proves otherwise.
This thread and Lunch are the main draw. I mean who doesn't like good eats and jailbait bawling.?
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/12/08 10:41 PM
I love this thread and I love Savannah's tits. However I find little else about her to love.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/14/08 08:34 PM
shawn - driving with a suspended license
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/15/08 08:44 PM
jennifer - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/15/08 08:45 PM
lisa - grand theft
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/15/08 09:59 PM
King, don't ever quit this. You're doing the lords work.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/16/08 08:43 AM
Best thread ever King. Dont ever stop.
Posted by: D.W.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/16/08 08:21 PM
Quote:
This picture reminds me of Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/16/08 09:33 PM
Quote:
tasha - probation violation
tasha - probation violation
Tasha seems to have been on one of those "make-over" shows or something.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/08 04:47 PM
Say howdy to Jill Marie Kurth
This cunt blew a .223 -- 30 days in Tent City
Meet Tonya Kay Burton
This trout blew a
.268!!!! Do you know how much that is. I think you could mainline vodka and not be that drunk. 60 days in the cooler for her.
Posted by: elaborator
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/08 07:57 PM
Quote:
Tasha seems to have been on one of those "make-over" shows or something.
just tasha without her extensions...
prolly before she was taken to jail and lesbian gang raped
cosign cing....this thread is ace
Quote:
prolly before she was taken to jail and lesbian gang raped
Oops. Sorry. Got carried away with the suggestion ...
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/08 08:47 PM
cool. as long as everyone still gets a kick out it I'll keep it going.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/08 08:47 PM
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deja - failure to appear
deja - failure to appear, again
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/08 09:05 PM
That girl's got intoxicants in almost every one of her pictures. She might actually have a slight problem in that area.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/08 09:17 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/08 09:22 PM
Quote:
jasmin
- possession of marijuana
- possession of a controlled substance
- possession of drug paraphernalia
Quote:
Nice "under boob" cleavage.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/08 09:24 PM
casey - dui
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/08 09:25 PM
I would TOTALLY be her prison pen pal.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/08 09:33 PM
Quote:
I would TOTALLY be her prison pen pal.
yeah, def. I like this one too, uber cute.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/08 09:55 PM
Quote:
That girl's got intoxicants in almost every one of her pictures. She might actually have a slight problem in that area.
She's Mrs. Windsock.
Posted by: elaborator
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/18/08 01:08 AM
swoon
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/18/08 11:03 AM
Quote:
i read once on adultfyi that my skeeter went to elementary school with eve plumb (jan brady) and kissed her twice.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/18/08 12:36 PM
I envision Skeeter doing A2M from Jan to Marcia.
And then to Cali Marie ...
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/19/08 11:30 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/20/08 12:03 AM
Quote:
natalie - trespassing
looks like they added a grand theft charge
natalie - grand theft
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/20/08 12:10 AM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/20/08 12:15 AM
valerie - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/20/08 12:16 AM
allison - battery
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/20/08 12:18 AM
meagan - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/20/08 08:28 PM
madison - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/20/08 08:30 PM
sariah - dui over .20 percent
Allie Sin.
link:
Smoking Gun
What charge??
Imagine the extra paper needed to fully document her tattoos ......
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/21/08 09:22 PM
Quote:
Allie Sin.
oh boy.
I require more information about this situation. old mug, new? prostitution? drugs? meltdown on a JM set? anyone?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/21/08 09:23 PM
camille - dui
Quote:
Quote:
Allie Sin.
oh boy.
I require more information about this situation. old mug, new? prostitution? drugs? meltdown on a JM set? anyone?
Sadly, I know nothing more than what is covered in the Smoking Gun link under her picture. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/22/08 08:35 PM
ariane - grand theft
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/23/08 09:40 PM
Quote:
amanda - theft
amanda - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/23/08 09:52 PM
Quote:
ashley - temporary custody hold
ashley - contempt of court
- providing false information
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/23/08 09:54 PM
megan - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/23/08 09:56 PM
natasha - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/23/08 09:59 PM
sissi - failure to appear
Quote:
Quote:
amanda - theft
amanda - probation violation
... and decaying fast ...
Posted by: have2cit
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/24/08 05:46 AM
Quote:
ashley - contempt of court
- providing false information
So she's back? King, do you know what Jail she is in and whether or not they accept care packages? Conjugal visits?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/24/08 08:36 PM
care packages? yes. conjugal visits? you're gonna have to shoot an email to the Ada County Sheriff's Dept to find out.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/24/08 08:41 PM
Quote:
ashley - dui
ashley - probation violation
ashley - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/24/08 08:43 PM
lyndzee chrishelle - dui
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/24/08 11:27 PM
LANIER, LISA ..........FELONY
1- VOP-POSSESSION OF OXYCODONE
2- VOP-GRAND THEFT
3- VOP-DUI
Now for bonus points tell me what update she is in at this website....
http://www.theatersluts.com
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/25/08 11:28 PM
Quote:
hillary, 19 - dui
hillary - dui - driving with a suspended license
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/25/08 11:37 PM
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/26/08 12:05 AM
I thought I'd seen Hillary before.
And shit, Kimberly is only 30. I thought she was older from the mugshot.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/26/08 10:23 PM
Quote:
Quote:
jasmin
- possession of marijuana
- possession of a controlled substance
- possession of drug paraphernalia
she's back elab.
jasmin - contempt of court
Posted by: have2cit
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/28/08 06:35 AM
Quote:
care packages? yes. conjugal visits? you're gonna have to shoot an email to the Ada County Sheriff's Dept to find out.
Here’s the letter, let’s hope everything works out.
Dear Ashley,
I know you and I have never met, but upon seeing your mug shots, on a porn message board, I decided I must write you. The way your smile belittles your own tragic situation, is a wonder to behold and I can tell just by the expression of kindness on your face that you are innocent of all the crimes to which you are accused. I want you to know I will put every effort into seeing these baseless charges against you dropped and you released immediately. In the meantime please enjoy the care package attached to this letter. I hope that you enjoy the home-made brownies and chocolate chip cookies. If you need to barter for drugs or curry favor with your cell-block Mom please feel free to use the watch I have enclosed.
Yours Until Parole,
h2c
What do you think, too loser-ish?
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/28/08 08:16 AM
How about this variant,
Dear Kimberly,
I want you to know that Jesus loves you. Those of us that love Jesus love you. I love you.
I know you are in a terrible place right now, cold, alone, and worried that your cell-mate will sell you as a sex-slave for a half-carton of menthol cigarettes. I'm here to show you the way to accept the love of our lord Jesus into your life.
Ever since I saw your mugshot on a porn message board, the light of your good good heart dancing in your eyes along with the hazy fog from 13 shots of tequila all under a 'healthy' smear of mascara, I knew that I needed to save you. You need me to save you.
By accepting Jesus as your personal saviour, you will see the good in everyone, as I do. When I look at the pictures of you that have been posted on the porn message board, I don't see the tragic sobbing drunk with the weepy eyes, I prefer to see the trashy stripper in the two-piece white thong bikini, transfixing a room with your $700 Tijuana boob job. This is the Kimberly I want the world to see. You are loved.
Please accept this pocket-size book of scriptures my friend Shelley Lubben gave me. It will nourish your soul. I also enclose some of my mother's tollhouse cookies to nourish your body. I've told my mother about you, and she says she'd like to meet you one day. When I told mother about my love for you, she cried too. I'm not sure why.
Courage, my dearest. Take solace in the love of our lord, even in your darkest moments. I long for the day we can read scripture together.
With love from Jesus,
Soopergrizz
PS - how do you feel about anal?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/29/08 06:54 PM
Quote:
anna - dui - happy drunk
anna - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/29/08 06:59 PM
Quote:
Quote:
amanda - theft
amanda - probation violation
amanda - failure to appear
Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/29/08 06:59 PM
Since Grizz mentioned Shelley Lubben
How long before she ministers to and save one of the girls whose picture is in this thread and claim to have pulled another girl out of porn using the logic that if her picture is on a porn board that counts as being in porn?
[fatman decides not to extract vid capture of Shelley's little girl from her video on preparing "gift bags" for porn girls to post it on this porn board just to make moronboy's point]
Heidi, 20
DUI with property damage and/or personal injury, a misdemeanor
Sian, 20
Battery on a licensed security officer, a felony
Krystal, 19
Trespass & Larceny, a misdemeanor
Beverly, 30
Battery - Domestic Violence, a misdemeanor
Andrea, 19
DUI
Jacklynn, 22
Disorderly Conduct, a misdemeanor
Obstructing an officer, a misdemeanor
[She's crying
]
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/29/08 08:05 PM
Soopergrizz has a way with words.
Posted by: Disturbed
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/29/08 08:45 PM
In what state is DUI with property damage and/or personal injury a a misdemeanor?
Can that be right?
Quote:
In what state is DUI with property damage and/or personal injury a a misdemeanor?
Can that be right?
Florida. 1st Class Misdemeanor according to the arrest record.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/30/08 02:45 AM
Although I'm not contributing to this thread, it easily qualifies as one of my favourites. Great stroke value. Thank you!
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/30/08 04:48 AM
Quote:
Krystal, 19
Trespass & Larceny, a misdemeanor
goddamn, this one looks mean.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/30/08 05:02 AM
I bet she has a hairy chest!
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/30/08 07:51 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/30/08 08:10 AM
Besides the one you posted... yeeesh! If that's Houston's idea of "swanky," I don't wanna know what the rest look like.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/30/08 08:24 AM
Can somebody please dig up a mug shot of Gigi. Im sure this whore has been busted more than once.
Quote:
Quote:
Krystal, 19
Trespass & Larceny, a misdemeanor
goddamn, this one looks mean.
She's got 3 other trepassing related arrests and 1 for prostitution.
Quote:
Can somebody please dig up a mug shot of Gigi. Im sure this whore has been busted more than once.
She turn you down or something?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/30/08 12:24 PM
Quote:
She's got 3 other trepassing related arrests and 1 for prostitution.
Besides a certain "Professor" of our acquaintance, who would pay to fuck that?
About 8 out of those 10 "treasures" that Bornyo linked to need to stay buried.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/30/08 09:30 PM
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Quote:
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amanda - theft
amanda - probation violation
amanda - failure to appear
amanda - trafficking a controlled substance - I get the feeling this young girl's life isn't going to end well.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/30/08 09:35 PM
morgan - failure to appear
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/30/08 09:39 PM
I'd like to fill her dimples with my ball caulk.
Posted by: SuperDuperBored
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/31/08 01:05 AM
Quote:
morgan - failure to appear
By the way, who the fuck looks this happy after just having been arrested? She probably thought the whole situation was "quite a hoot".
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/31/08 04:16 AM
King, is there a possibility to put a 'time line' on the Amanda pics? It looks like she is going down hill rather fast.
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/31/08 06:13 AM
Quote:
morgan - failure to appear
Failure to appear... for what, sunday school class. Of any picture posted here she seems the most out of place.
Young, innocent looking, and in trouble. That's
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/31/08 08:17 AM
Quote:
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Can somebody please dig up a mug shot of Gigi. Im sure this whore has been busted more than once.
She turn you down or something?
Naw I was just hoping I could jack off to her teary eyed mugshot. 
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/31/08 08:28 AM
the closest i ever got to being arrested was hallucinating the police breaking down my front door to take me away. i actually saw the entire front lawn covered with officers, the driveway filled with cruisers. one of the cops broke the front door and walked in and grabbed my arm. then for some reason, i thought "this isn't real" and then POOF! it was all gone. i watched the front door un-break in reverse. my conclusion of this occurence was to go smoke another bowl.
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Naw I was just hoping I could jack off to her teary eyed mugshot.
Actually ... that could be quite hot ...
And, I want to see that smiling Princess Morgan brought to tears by some Girlvert-esque cellmate ...
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/02/08 08:16 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/02/08 08:22 PM
nevasica - battery - 42 yr old cougar
Posted by: Gunker
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/02/08 08:23 PM
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the closest i ever got to being arrested was hallucinating the police breaking down my front door to take me away. i actually saw the entire front lawn covered with officers, the driveway filled with cruisers. one of the cops broke the front door and walked in and grabbed my arm. then for some reason, i thought "this isn't real" and then POOF! it was all gone. i watched the front door un-break in reverse. my conclusion of this occurence was to go smoke another bowl.
Al? What's your diagnosis?
"Loopy cunt."
(Watching way too much "Deadwood")
#1: Gia Jordan
#2: Gigi
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/02/08 08:26 PM
erin - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/02/08 08:27 PM
isela - fugitive to Idaho
Posted by: El Kabong
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/03/08 12:06 AM
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How about this variant,
Dear Kimberly,
I want you to know that Jesus loves you. Those of us that love Jesus love you. I love you.
I know you are in a terrible place right now, cold, alone, and worried that your cell-mate will sell you as a sex-slave for a half-carton of menthol cigarettes. I'm here to show you the way to accept the love of our lord Jesus into your life.
Ever since I saw your mugshot on a porn message board, the light of your good good heart dancing in your eyes along with the hazy fog from 13 shots of tequila all under a 'healthy' smear of mascara, I knew that I needed to save you. You need me to save you.
By accepting Jesus as your personal saviour, you will see the good in everyone, as I do. When I look at the pictures of you that have been posted on the porn message board, I don't see the tragic sobbing drunk with the weepy eyes, I prefer to see the trashy stripper in the two-piece white thong bikini, transfixing a room with your $700 Tijuana boob job. This is the Kimberly I want the world to see. You are loved.
Please accept this pocket-size book of scriptures my friend Shelley Lubben gave me. It will nourish your soul. I also enclose some of my mother's tollhouse cookies to nourish your body. I've told my mother about you, and she says she'd like to meet you one day. When I told mother about my love for you, she cried too. I'm not sure why.
Courage, my dearest. Take solace in the love of our lord, even in your darkest moments. I long for the day we can read scripture together.
With love from Jesus,
Soopergrizz
PS - how do you feel about anal?
Halelujah Brother!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/03/08 12:24 AM
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kristie - failure to appear
Looks like Jeb Bush's Daughter, Noelle, post rehab, of course:
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/05/08 08:09 PM
keri - failure to appear - she reminds me of Autumn Haze
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/05/08 08:10 PM
stephanie - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/05/08 08:18 PM
keri and alysia - myspace friends and partners in crime, petit theft
alysia - petit theft
keri - petit theft
Posted by: SuperDuperBored
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/06/08 01:56 AM
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keri - failure to appear - she reminds me of Autumn Haze
This girl is biting her bottom lip. It looks like she is about to take a facial.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/06/08 04:24 AM
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Is this picture taken inside the BangBus?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/06/08 09:01 PM
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/07/08 02:28 PM
Happy you beat me to the punch on this. You had better pics ...
For those not in the know, she was de-throned by Donald Trump for lewd pics.
Some info and less interesting pics AP release via MSNBC
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/07/08 02:44 PM
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when i first saw this, i thought that was a huge buttplug hanging out of her asshole. it's official, my brain has been pornographically destroyed.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/07/08 02:46 PM
the best part is the "Listen to your dad" sign.
Why, why, why?
Oh, I just read that she was 17 when these pics were taken.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/07/08 03:17 PM
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Katie Rees, former Miss Nevada 2007...
What a difference a year makes.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/08/08 09:02 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/08/08 09:05 PM
megan - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/08/08 09:06 PM
irina - failure to appear
Assaulting a police officer
Posted by: Spunko
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/08 12:55 AM
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Assaulting a police officer
Assaulting common sense.
Posted by: weeeee
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/08 01:07 AM
This thread makes me want to get arrested.
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/08 05:06 AM
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roseanna - accessory/knowledge of a felony committed
Nice rack. Link Senor King.
EMILY, who turned 18 less than a month ago
POSSESSION OF CANNABIS LESS THAN 20 GRAMS, [2 small baggies of cannabis], a Misdemeanor
POSSESSION OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA, a Misdemeanor
Check your back pocket, Ceara ....
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/08 11:26 AM
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Assaulting a police officer
Come on, man. This thread is for hot chicks, not Commie Anti War Unamerican TerrorSymps.
"Barbarella" was hot in her day ...
Posted by: Skip Althoff
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/08 04:58 PM
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Assaulting a police officer
Oh God, it's that damn hairdo from "Klute". Jane did that flick waaay back and about 2 million women took on that do. Unforunately 99% of them didn't have her looks.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan of hers. Christ she was born with a silver spoon up her proverbial, went through Ted Turner like nothing and now she's worth about 200 million.
Assaulting common sense.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/08 08:28 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/08 08:31 PM
emily - underage drinking - resisting/obstructing officers
Posted by: Skip Althoff
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/08 08:54 PM
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I like this thread. However, I don't want it to get old or stale or uninteresting. I'm happy to continue on updating, but if it's gotten tired or boring or repetitive even, let me know. Poll it!
Keep it up partner, you're doing a great job.
I feel sorry for guys in the 20-25 age bracket these days. Can you imagine getting sucked in and marrying one of these banshees?
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wtf?!? First lesson in posting ... DO NOT "quote" a poll.
Posted by: Skip Althoff
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/10/08 08:54 AM
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wtf?!? First lesson in posting ... DO NOT "quote" a poll.
Sorry about that. Just got so excited about the poontang in the thread that I had to give the guy credit.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/12/08 08:54 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/12/08 08:56 PM
jessica - petit theft
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/13/08 08:50 AM
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This thread makes me want to get arrested.
Stroke value
What crime would you be most likely to commit?
Posted by: weeeee
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/13/08 11:46 AM
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What crime would you be most likely to commit?
accessory to murder
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/13/08 04:38 PM
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camille - dui
I missed this one... while not the most attractive, she has "I'll do anything, just please ..." written all over her. In that order...
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/13/08 09:35 PM
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andrea - failure to appear and providing false information
andrea
- petit theft
- failure to appear
- contempt of court
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this exotic looking cutie was arrested twice for theft
What did she steal? A case of that fake tanning cream?
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/14/08 09:00 AM
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this exotic looking cutie was arrested twice for theft
What did she steal? A case of that fake tanning cream?
This girl belongs in the Jersey Fake Tan Freakout thread even if she isn't from Jersey.
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andrea - failure to appear and providing false information
andrea
- petit theft
- failure to appear
- contempt of court
She seems be getting "harder" looking ...
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/15/08 08:41 PM
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kendra - dui 2nd offence -
kendra - probation violation - I prefer the straightened, light brown hair style
Russian prostitutes arrested in St. Petersburg. I'm pretty sure you can't get AIDS just from viewing the pictures. I don't have the patience to put up the actual pictures, just follow the damn link.
http://exile.ru/blog/detail.php?BLOG_ID=15552&AUTHOR_ID=
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/21/08 10:50 PM
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chastain - dui
chastain - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/21/08 10:53 PM
jacquelyn - temporary custody hold
Posted by: SuperDuperBored
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/22/08 02:54 AM
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jacquelyn - temporary custody hold
Kinda' looks like a poor man's Jessica Biel.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/22/08 07:26 PM
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cheri - dui second offence - her first mug might be in here somewhere
cheri - failure to appear - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/22/08 07:34 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/22/08 07:47 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/22/08 07:49 PM
jessica - battery
Posted by: Paradise Lost
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/22/08 08:09 PM
It's been two months, isn't it time for Allie Sin to get busted again?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/22/08 10:03 PM
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It's been two months, isn't it time for Allie Sin to get busted again?
yes. it is.
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lauren - probation violation
What the fuck is the dickface she's with supposed to be dressed as, one of Disney's 101 dalmations or the checkered flag at the Indy 500?
Posted by: Fiend
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/23/08 09:06 AM
Maybe a cow.
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/25/08 07:59 AM
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STEFFANIE ANNE - ALCOHOL ILLEGAL POSS/CONSUMP BY MINOR
Add her to the list of "I'll do anything, just please don't..."
You know, it's a good thing I didn't become a cop because I'm not sure my moral compass is pointed in the right direction. NWIM
Posted by: Jizz-Tastic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/08 10:33 AM
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It's been two months, isn't it time for Allie Sin to get busted again?
we should make a separate thread for pornstar mugshots only with the arrest descriptions
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/27/08 08:33 PM
Posted by: Dr. Mordo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/28/08 04:48 PM
Nice one. She looks pretty jug-tastic in that last one.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/01/08 08:33 PM
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misty drank at a bar
misty got arrested for dui
misty got cited for contempt of court
and misty is back for
- disturbing the peace
- battery
- possession of drug paraphernalia
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/01/08 08:40 PM
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megan - contempt of court
her slightly crossed eyes only add to the stroke factor
megan - failure to appear
Megan looks like she's been a-cryin.
Posted by: TheBillyvassi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/02/08 12:50 AM
I really dont mean to interrupt the flow of this thread
but honestly, this could be the most fucked up thread i have ever laid witness too. The only comfort i find in knowing i will burn in hell, is by the view count...knowing i will have a generous amount of company .
im going to eat some more raw cookie dough and let two 19 yr olds blow me .
god bless america/canada
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im going to eat some more raw cookie dough and let two 19 yr olds blow me .
Let me guess ... they've got gum-drop titties???
Posted by: papercut
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/02/08 12:53 AM
You're all faggots, so shut the fuck up.
Posted by: ranathan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/02/08 12:55 AM
im guessing that our friend paperchase has been drinking smirnoff ice this evening, or possibly a malt liqour such as steel reserve, its probably whats making him lash out, is this true papercut?
Posted by: papercut
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/02/08 12:56 AM
OE nigga!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/02/08 08:56 PM
alicia - dui
Mascara Tear "scars" ....
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/02/08 09:17 PM
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Mascara Tear "scars" ....
It could be the aftermath of a bukkake.
Posted by: TheBillyvassi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/02/08 11:35 PM
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im going to eat some more raw cookie dough and let two 19 yr olds blow me .
Let me guess ... they've got gum-drop titties???
no, one had horrible tits... but drunk is drunk
and they went at my cock like it was food and they had been fasting..
ah the club scene
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/07/08 08:34 PM
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candis - contempt of court
candis hangs out with our friend Havalah found on page 14, here. It's a small criminal world in Idaho, great stuff. Here are some more pics from candis' myspace at a rave they attended fake tats and all.
candis - failure to appear
candis - contempt of court
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/07/08 08:45 PM
Sarah...FAILURE TO APPEAR
VIOLATION OF PROBATION
stitches on bitches...
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Sarah...FAILURE TO APPEAR
VIOLATION OF PROBATION
stitches on bitches...
Sarah needs a dermatologist ...
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/08/08 02:38 AM
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Megan looks like she's been a-cryin.
No shit. I wonder what she thought would happen when she didn't appear, they'd just forget about her?
On the other hand the redness makes her eye's look not so crossed. I do her either way, but for some reason prefer not crossed.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/10/08 09:05 AM
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Sarah...FAILURE TO APPEAR
VIOLATION OF PROBATION
stitches on bitches...
Sarah needs a dermatologist ...
That shit is called called Speed Bumps.
You get those from hanging out with Darth/Powder.
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That shit is called called Speed Bumps.
You get those from hanging out with Darth/Powder.
Since I don't know anyone on drugs, this board has been an education.
Posted by: Tritone
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/10/08 04:02 PM
K1ng,
Some of your entries have extra pictures of the girls besides the mugshot. Do you google their names or search on myspace/facebook for matches?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/10/08 06:01 PM
myspace and the occasional photobucket
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/10/08 06:10 PM
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K1ng,
Some of your entries have extra pictures of the girls besides the mugshot. Do you google their names or search on myspace/facebook for matches?
tritone, its called effort and work. Try it someday nogbert.lol
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/10/08 06:15 PM
Connie,PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS.
Posted by: Dr. Mordo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/11/08 12:30 AM
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I really dont mean to interrupt the flow of this thread
but honestly, this could be the most fucked up thread i have ever laid witness too. The only comfort i find in knowing i will burn in hell, is by the view count...knowing i will have a generous amount of company .
im going to eat some more raw cookie dough and let two 19 yr olds blow me .
god bless america/canada
I think this thread is quite possibly the greatest achievement thus far on the internets. It makes me laugh while feeling slightly sad for these whores, while also being somewhat impressed by the poster's google-fu.
I'm not sure this thread shouldn't have its own website - 'arrestedwhores.com' or possibly 'bitchesthatgotarrested.com' if you aren't into the whole levity thing.
Posted by: Spunko
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/11/08 01:14 PM
What's really awesome is that most of these gals seem to be in/from Idaho.
Just imagine how many mugshot babes King could post if he used the entire U.S.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/11/08 02:22 PM
Mary Ann/Mary Jane busted for pot
Booking record
Still lookin' good, Granny got game!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/12/08 11:08 PM
andrea - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/18/08 11:09 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day
amber - dui
amilea - dui 2nd offence
elise - possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor
mundy - dui
samantha - public intoxication - possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/21/08 10:33 PM
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blaze - failure to appear
Cute firecrotch!! Nice find, K!!!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/22/08 07:53 AM
Laura from Tampa. Possession.
"She ain't exactly pretty... She ain't exactly small..." but she's got a wonderful message for y'all:
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/22/08 07:46 PM
She's got meth scabs. So fucking gross, that is one drug that I had NO desire to ever try and I love to try just about anything. Well not anymore.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/25/08 09:57 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/25/08 10:06 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/25/08 10:16 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/25/08 10:38 PM
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molly - domestic assault/battery...
the victim, her baby's daddy
Before or after his deployment?
I'll give $50.00 to any of you Californians willing to smack Nicole Brazzle upside the head. (Proof required. Get out yer cellphones.)
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nicole - failure to appear
I think I know what she might have been doing when she should have been in court ...
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/26/08 06:59 AM
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nicole - failure to appear
I think I know what she might have been doing when she should have been in court ...
Posing for "artsy" MySpace pics, or GFEs through Craigs List?
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/26/08 03:59 PM
Lindsay... DUI
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/26/08 08:35 PM
sharpie eye brows rule
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sharpie eye brows rule
She got wasted, shaved her regular eyebrows and in a drunken moment of stupidity, drew some new ones. Gotta blame that Jager.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/26/08 11:13 PM
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She got wasted, shaved her regular eyebrows and in a drunken moment of stupidity, drew some new ones. Gotta blame that Jager.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/27/08 10:38 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/27/08 10:52 PM
angela
- dui
- possession of marijuana
- possession of drug paraphernalia
Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/28/08 04:26 AM
Nice Wankus impersonation.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/01/08 08:32 AM
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helen - possession of drug paraphernalia - under the influence of a controlled substance in public
Wankus or Darth must be one of her top 8 myspace friends.
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Wankus or Darth must be one of her top 8 myspace friends.
Basically, yes.
I chatted with her overnight on Thurs thru emails just after she got "home" from jail.
When she got tossed from mom & dad at 17, she moved in with her drug dealer/boyfriend.
Sad.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/04/08 12:06 AM
maria
- possession of marijuana
- possession of drug paraphernalia
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/04/08 12:08 AM
lauryn - driving with a suspended/revoked license
so, this week only Donny Long's girls got arrested.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/05/08 12:27 AM
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ivy - dui
Can it be that I see a tear descending her right cheek?
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/05/08 01:31 AM
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ivy - dui
Can it be that I see a tear descending her right cheek?
Indeed. That's such an artistic mugshot...
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/05/08 08:11 PM
ivy
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/05/08 08:12 PM
ivy
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/05/08 08:15 PM
ivy
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/05/08 08:24 PM
What did she get busted for?
Posted by: weeeee
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/05/08 08:28 PM
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What did she get busted for?
read
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/05/08 08:41 PM
Oh, it's the same chick as above. I thought Zen started a new one. Duh.
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helen - possession of drug paraphernalia - under the influence of a controlled substance in public
Back at Helen's MySpace ... She's added the following pictures:
This is a defense attorney's nightmare shot.
Handling drugdealer/boyfriend's cash.
Naomi-esque frame
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/08/08 04:21 PM
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nice eyebrows. i had pipes like that. the long stemmed-ones were the best. you can tell she's hitting it with a lighter rather than a torch because of all the black shit on the bowl. i would bedazzle my torches and put pretty scrapbook stickers on them.
edited to note that i just noticed she's holding a fucking lighter. god i'm stupid.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/08/08 04:45 PM
Jeff - you've got to get this girl signed up - you can tell she'd be up for anything!
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/08/08 07:09 PM
Look at the art supplies on her camper countertop. She's been bedazzling her pipes, too.
Meh. She's stopped talking to me.
Feels she's told me too much.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/09/08 04:32 AM
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Look at the art supplies on her camper countertop. She's been bedazzling her pipes, too.
there's something about meth and crafts. i don't know what it is, but it's powerful and can't be fought. i spent as much at hobby lobby as i did on drugs. my one gfriend taught herself origami and once did it for nine days straight only stopping to fix and jerk off.
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Look at the art supplies on her camper countertop. She's been bedazzling her pipes, too.
there's something about meth and crafts. i don't know what it is, but it's powerful and can't be fought. i spent as much at hobby lobby as i did on drugs. my one gfriend taught herself origami and once did it for nine days straight only stopping to fix and jerk off.
As you brief allude, Meth use also seems very tied to masturbation ...
Is it harder or easier to for you to cum when on Meth?
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/09/08 12:36 PM
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Meh. She's stopped talking to me.
Fatty, please pm me her myspace address, I want to be her friend.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/09/08 02:32 PM
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Look at the art supplies on her camper countertop. She's been bedazzling her pipes, too.
there's something about meth and crafts. i don't know what it is, but it's powerful and can't be fought. i spent as much at hobby lobby as i did on drugs. my one gfriend taught herself origami and once did it for nine days straight only stopping to fix and jerk off.
As you brief allude, Meth use also seems very tied to masturbation ...
Is it harder or easier to for you to cum when on Meth?
i once had eleven orgasms in thirty minutes. i only stopped because it was time to wake up the kids for school . i was watching some dungeon porn 
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i was watching some dungeon porn
You seem to like basements ....
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/10/08 04:27 AM
phlog's was my fave lol
Posted by: Jizz-Tastic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/11/08 12:58 PM
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Jeff - you've got to get this girl signed up - you can tell she'd be up for anything!
Totally Agree- shed take a DP in her stride!!
whats her myspace address?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/11/08 11:25 PM
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meagan - failure to appear
meagan is a stripper with what the kids these days call snake bite piercings. Burg, been to any strip joints in Boise? Couple pics from work added also.
meagan - meagan is not getting or looking any better, sad.
- possession of marijuana
- possession of drug paraphernalia
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/11/08 11:34 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/12/08 12:09 AM
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/12/08 12:20 AM
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE tell me that Jeff or somebody on here is contacting these hunnies to do flicks. I envision something like th JailBabes meets Exploited Teens. And, yes, I'm available as stunt cock...
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PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE tell me that Jeff or somebody on here is contacting these hunnies to do flicks. I envision something like th JailBabes meets Exploited Teens. And, yes, I'm available as stunt cock...
Do they use men with one ball?
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/12/08 06:04 AM
These are the arraignment photos (with mug shots interposed) of the Florida cheerleaders who beat the hell out of their former friend. The one on the top left should receive an honorary nomination for the Porn Whore With The Deadest Eyes Award.
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/12/08 08:07 AM
I see where at first they thought it was funny, even asking if they could leave to go to cheer leading practice. That was before the DA decided to try them as adults and charge them with kidnapping, which could bring a life sentence in FL.
I wonder which one of those dumb cunts came up with this.
But hey, in the end they got their wish, the vid ended up on youtube after all.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/16/08 09:23 PM
Calley 22 -- failure to appear
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/16/08 09:28 PM
Candice -- 22 -- FtA
Ths one looks familiar./
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/16/08 10:22 PM
Quote:
Calley 22 -- failure to appear
she likes the pic
Posted by: ranathan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/16/08 10:27 PM
is it wrong that im dating some chick who has dark eyes and i really like, yet i would get rid of her in 3 seconds for one these chicks with green eyes because they seem so easy
(promised myself as a young lad that since i have green eyes, my kids have to have them also, YES I KNOW we're recessive)
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/23/08 09:50 PM
robin - transit hold
Posted by: SuperDuperBored
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/23/08 09:54 PM
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robin - transit hold
She gets tattoo advice from Mike Tyson??
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/23/08 10:15 PM
I love this thread! You think that most of these ones are up for enema and rectal inspection?
Someone please throw Robin down the cliff.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/24/08 12:23 AM
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Jeff - you've got to get this girl signed up - you can tell she'd be up for anything!
Totally Agree- shed take a DP in her stride!!
whats her myspace address?
trailer version of luke's hovel
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/24/08 08:19 AM
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robin - transit hold
She gets tattoo advice from Mike Tyson??
or Joanna Angel.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/24/08 09:00 AM
What's between her eyes? Is it supposed to be a star? An Anarchy symbol? A stylized Baby Jesus on the cross? All three?
Posted by: have2cit
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/24/08 09:03 AM
Child killer. The other women in prison did that to her.
Amanda - 18 - DUI
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/08 06:17 PM
She reminds me of Trina Michaels in this shot.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/08 09:25 PM
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amber
amber - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/08 09:27 PM
angela - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/08 09:29 PM
tamari - contempt of court
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/25/08 11:52 PM
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amber
I like this one.
Posted by: taint1974
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/08 07:35 AM
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tamari - contempt of court
Looks like she's a little bit retarded.
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tamari - contempt of court
Looks like she's a little bit retarded.
How else can you explain being so happy to be under arrest?
Posted by: Nugent
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/08 11:29 AM
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tamari - contempt of court
Looks like she's a little bit retarded.
How else can you explain being so happy to be under arrest?
Why am i picturing her saying, "in my ASS?? Welllll,..okay!!", with that huge hillbilly grin and a California accent.
Guess I'm a fucking perv
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/08 11:55 AM
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tamari - contempt of court
Looks like she's a little bit retarded.
How else can you explain being so happy to be under arrest?
she looks like topanga from "boy meets world."
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/08 08:39 PM
BRITNEY... dui
Posted by: Eminence Front
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/28/08 10:45 PM
Yummy, now this is a spicy dish!
Also love this one, she's got a "Gia" thing going on!
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/28/08 10:47 PM
What disease is that?
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What disease is that?
Are those little footprints? Is she a giant?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/29/08 10:19 PM
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genniece - probation violation
genniece - failure to appear
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/30/08 01:24 PM
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What disease is that?
Are those little footprints? Is she a giant?
there is a catholic/christian whatever the fuck religion that has a "footprints" poem and those are the marks on that poem, maybe its that?
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/30/08 02:47 PM
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genniece - probation violation
wow! it's andrea zuckerman from BH, 90210
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/30/08 03:25 PM
Great find!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/02/08 09:19 PM
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan is not exactly toasting her latest public appearance.
A mugshot of the 21-year-old actress, who has been in and out of rehab after two arrests last year on drunken driving and cocaine charges, was prominently featured Friday in an advertisement attacking legislation for devices that measure a driver's blood alcohol level before their vehicle can start.
The full-page black-and-white ad appeared in USA Today on Friday and was paid for by the American Beverage Institute, a trade group that supports the interests of the alcohol industry. The ad reads "Ignition interlocks are a good idea for" above Lohan's mug shot from her July 24, 2007 arrest and "But a bad idea for us" above smaller photos of people drinking.
"The reason that we used Lindsay Lohan is because she's had multiple DUIs that have been high profile," American Beverage Institute managing director Sarah Longwell told The Associated Press. "We needed to create the distinction for the public what someone with multiple DUIs looked like versus a low blood-alcohol-level first-time offender."
link
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/02/08 09:44 PM
noel - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/11/08 09:46 PM
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/12/08 08:43 AM
Okay, who do you think
she thinks she looks like?
Posted by: Paradise Lost
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/13/08 01:46 PM
Ok I was 2 months early. Allie busted again, April 23.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/13/08 04:13 PM
For what this time?
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/13/08 04:17 PM
And what county did you find that in? I didn't see it in Hillsborough.
Habitually Driving w/o a License.
Edit:
Pasco County.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/13/08 07:35 PM
YES!
Posted by: Paradise Lost
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/13/08 07:45 PM
She's prolly looking at jail time for this one.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/15/08 10:33 PM
added her new mug to the older, mugshot time line revolving gif. trying tinypic as a host, let me know if it's working for you or not.
It's working and me likey.
Posted by: Jizz-Tastic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/25/08 05:58 AM
Bump.
this is one of the bes threads of all time, lets keep it alive
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/25/08 09:10 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/25/08 09:15 AM
Young Republicans of America?
Ypsilanti Realtors Association??
You're Really Ugly???
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/25/08 09:16 AM
um, that's YRU^^^
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/25/08 09:17 AM
You expect me to be able to spell during a three-day weekend?
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/25/08 09:21 AM
Aubrey -- DUI
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Aubrey -- DUI
Very very cute.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/30/08 05:36 PM
Don't know who they are or what they were arrested was for.
SOURCE
Posted by: have2cit
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/30/08 05:37 PM
You tell those pigs, baby!
Posted by: have2cit
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/30/08 05:39 PM
Posted by: have2cit
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/30/08 05:40 PM
Posted by: have2cit
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/30/08 05:41 PM
Instead of her name, I'll just relate this:
Employer: Deja Vu
Occupation: Dancer
Crimes:
Grand Theft Motor Vehicle
Driving Under the Influence
Driving with License Cancelled/Suspended/Revoked
Erika - Possession of Alcoholic Beverage
[Since she's 21, I don't get the charge]
Posted by: Gunker
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/30/08 08:57 PM
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Starbuck?
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/01/08 10:13 PM
Quote:
Instead of her name, I'll just relate this:
Employer: Deja Vu
Occupation: Dancer
Crimes:
Grand Theft Motor Vehicle
Driving Under the Influence
Driving with License Cancelled/Suspended/Revoked
Wow doesn't she think very highly of herself, she's fucking ugly. 
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/07/08 09:21 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/07/08 09:28 PM
brooke - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/07/08 09:37 PM
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blaze - failure to appear
blaze is back again. this time it's battery. they keep using the same mugshot damn it.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/08/08 03:04 AM
Yeah everybody is so tough when they're in jail.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/08/08 04:45 AM
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kiley - driving with a suspended license
She has an enormous skull.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/08/08 06:07 PM
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kiley - driving with a suspended license
Looks slightly like the Arquette (sp?) sister, the one from Medium.
She has an enormous skull.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/08/08 09:36 PM
I like blaze.
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kiley - driving with a suspended license
Looks slightly like the Arquette (sp?) sister, the one from Medium.
She has an enormous skull.
She does like a bit like Patricia Arquette ...
Posted by: Jizz-Tastic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/08 06:37 AM
bump
gotta keep this thread going
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/08 09:51 AM
Of course, it would help if you actually attached a mugshot to your post
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/08 10:31 AM
Hey K1ng, WEHT our little friend?
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this little hellion was arrested for a DUI then arrested again nine days later for fighting
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/08 07:29 PM
I think slubben got her paws on our young friend Jennifer. She's been on the straight and narrow I guess or she's locked up. I'll check for some good ones tonight and post'em later.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/08 08:32 PM
ashley - public intoxication
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/08 08:46 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/08 08:48 PM
shontelle - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/08 08:49 PM
jenny lee - probation violation
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/08 08:52 PM
lindsey - lewd conduct with a minor under 16
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/08 08:57 PM
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misty drank at a bar
misty got arrested for dui
misty got cited for contempt of court
and misty is back for
- disturbing the peace
- battery
- possession of drug paraphernalia
misty's back - probation violation
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/08 09:21 PM
Misty's turning into a real porker.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/08 09:30 PM
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lindsey - lewd conduct with a minor under 16
What are the salacious details of this one? Another hot teach?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/29/08 09:41 PM
Quote:
What are the salacious details of this one? Another hot teach?
By the looks of her face, I'd say it was bought on by the
Posted by: moriarty
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/30/08 11:42 PM
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Misty's turning into a real porker.
The county lockup must feed them well!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/01/08 11:42 PM
tiffany, 19 yo - dui above .20
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/01/08 11:46 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/01/08 11:53 PM
janice - lewd conduct with a minor under 16 yo
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/08 01:52 AM
Janice skull looks like a Misfits T-shirt.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/08 02:02 AM
Okay King, the Janice chick has got to be a salacious, strokeworthy story.
Got a link?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/08 02:21 AM
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/08 04:18 AM
I find it amusing that the police and the local newspaper refer to the 16-yr old boy that Janice had sex with as "the victim." No teenage boy who gets laid ever feels like a victim.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots *DELETED* - 07/02/08 05:02 AM
Post deleted by gia jordan
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/08 05:10 AM
Putting her past behind her.
My name is Jolene Hall, and I am currently incarcerated at Lincoln Correctional Center located in Lincoln, Illinois. I've been here for the past 1 1/2 years and will be released in early 2010.
I am a 23-year-old single, bisexual female seeking long-term friendships. I've never been married and have no children. I made some poor choices that lead me to where I am right now. I'm putting my past behind me and dedicating this time to becoming a more emotional, mature and responsible woman. I am embracing new found challenges and change on a daily basis here at Lincoln. I am enrolled at Richmond community college in maintaining 3.5 GPA. I participated in personal growth seminars and attended health and healing groups as well. I am physically active and maintain a healthy and lean physique, body beautiful! I am an avid reader and love game shows.
I have enjoyed traveling, sporting events, modeling and love animals, and for all you NASCAR fans, Tony Stewart rocks! I am hoping to meet quality people who will share my interests and want to get to know me. I am outgoing, energetic, smart and spunky. Once released I plan on continuing my education to obtain my bachelors in business administration. I hope on securing employment in the business field. My future plans include advocating to teenagers about the ramification and negativity of selling drugs. I hope to share my experiences with others so that I can be a positive force one day.
Posted by: drained
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/08 06:16 AM
That looks like an offer from a pro bono talent headhunter who offers some new flesh. When you click on "Incarcerated For:", the following appears:
"All information is provided by the member placing ad and is verified by WriteAPrisoner.com when that option is available to us. It is our policy that members disclose the reason for which they are incarcerated. This is a condition of membership. The crime we place is generic and rarely includes all offenses. Its purpose is to give the viewer an idea of the crime. However, for full disclosure, viewers are encouraged to login to the DOC site using the link provided on each inmate's profile.
Incarcerated for: Meth Delivery"
She wouldn't be too far away from her former peers among the porners.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/08 06:51 PM
Rectal Inspections and Enemas for everyone of them!!!
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/08 08:16 PM
KIMBERLY - shoplifting
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/08 08:19 PM
Blanca - Violation of Probation.
*
edited to add.. Thanks Kinq, I forgot how much fun this was.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/08 08:23 PM
Heres a busty lil slitch..
Dawn- Drunken whore/Disorderly conduct.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/08 09:59 AM
Thanks Lou. One out of three ain't bad.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/08 01:12 PM
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KIMBERLY - shoplifting
Kimberly lifted the shop. Then the shop crashed on her face.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/08 06:05 PM
KhanQuote:
Thanks Lou. One out of three ain't bad.
Vin... both those whores got booked on the same day. I should have mentioned that. They have to be fucken related son. lol
I'm sure the 4th will provide us with some hot drunk whores.
Stay tuned.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/08 09:19 PM
Kelly.. LOITERING FOR DRUGS
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/08 09:27 PM
Whitney-
OBSTRUCTION LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER
PURCHASE OR POSS OF ALCOHOL BY MINOR
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/04/08 04:53 PM
A familiar face...one of the Carpenter sisters! Ariel- Possession of Drug Paraphernalia
p.s. King what happened to
Jennifer Towne? is she off the wagon yet!?
Posted by: Jizz-Tastic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/05/08 06:59 AM
Quote:
Heres a busty lil slitch..
Dawn- Drunken whore/Disorderly conduct.
is she on myspace? post her page!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/13/08 05:00 PM
a VERY bad girl!
dont know if she was listed....but shes kinda hot 4 a hoe.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/14/08 10:37 PM
stephanie - dui - what's the deal with the taped snakebites?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/14/08 10:39 PM
brittany - dui
rachael - dui
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/14/08 10:47 PM
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p.s. King what happened to Jennifer Towne? is she off the wagon yet!?
yeah, someone else asked about her earlier.
<idk my bff jill>
I've been a bit lax lately with this thread so a mug of hers may have come and gone without me knowing about it or maybe she's cleaned up her act. 8[
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/15/08 07:18 AM
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stephanie - dui - what's the deal with the taped snakebites?
I'm guessing they made her take some piercings out?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/15/08 07:30 AM
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p.s. King what happened to Jennifer Towne? is she off the wagon yet!?
Per the Idaho VINELink, she doesn't appear to be in custody anywhere in the State. Must be in rehab/on probation.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/15/08 04:24 PM
LISA MARIE
Simple whore/Simple Battery
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/15/08 04:28 PM
TIFFANY
Poor decisions/Shoplifting
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/15/08 04:34 PM
TANYA
PROSTITUTION
KEEPING A PLACE OF PROSTITUTION
*pm me for full name and addy...
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/16/08 02:15 PM
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Kelly.. LOITERING FOR DRUGS
Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream!
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/17/08 08:27 PM
EMILY... Whore Under The Influence
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/17/08 08:32 PM
ALYSSA.. Another boozed up Whore..
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/21/08 10:40 PM
amanda - dui
Posted by: 6655321
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/21/08 10:45 PM
look at the red in those eyes...
that said... i'd turn her out.
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/26/08 08:02 AM
Man what's with these mama's getting arrested:
Ashley- DUI
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=54716320My favorite...notice the myspace name and headline
Candace- BURGLARY LOL
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=21118893definitely NOT mamalicious material!
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/29/08 07:16 AM
A familiar face from the past, looks like things have taken a turn for the worst, she looks like shit!
Danielle Davidson: Failure to appear
This mamacita can hit me all she wants aha
Evelyn Salas: Battery
Posted by: pretty
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/29/08 08:17 AM
these girls' mugshots are so pretty!
even the girl with the red eyes- she is so fuckin cute!
Posted by: Smell of Anus
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/02/08 06:08 AM
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/12/08 08:07 AM
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/15/08 07:35 AM
Two hotties today
Beatrice Pesenti (from San Diego no less)- DUI
Rachell Riley- Theft
Posted by: Spunko
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/16/08 12:32 PM
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/16/08 01:22 PM
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You think her asshole was clean at the time of arrest?
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 02:00 AM
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helen - possession of drug paraphernalia - under the influence of a controlled substance in public
Back at Helen's MySpace ... She's added the following pictures:
This is a defense attorney's nightmare shot.
Handling drugdealer/boyfriend's cash.
Naomi-esque frame
Ok can I just say I fucking love this girl...She reminds me of me @ 16...Does anyone know how I can get a hold of my mugshots?...
Posted by: cqd
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 02:27 AM
Quote:
She reminds me of me @ 16...Does anyone know how I can get a hold of my mugshots?
If you were under 18 when your mug shots were taken don't count on being able to get them.
It might depend on the state but in PA it isn't possible to get mug shots of a minor, even if they are your own mug shots.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 02:33 AM
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She reminds me of me @ 16...Does anyone know how I can get a hold of my mugshots?
If you were under 18 when your mug shots were taken don't count on being able to get them.
Dude I been arrested several times I think all actually when I was underage, But I am in L.A., I tried looking online but I didnt find anything. 
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 03:37 AM
Awesome, Starr. You are so gangster. Now let's put you in the Mother of the Year thread where you belong. How are your two kids that you told me about on myspace doing?
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 03:52 AM
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Awesome, Starr. You are so gangster. Now let's put you in the Mother of the Year thread where you belong. How are your two kids that you told me about on myspace doing?
Gansta?!...Please far from it...
The kids are doing fucking great...Loved babies are happy babies...You have any?...If you don't you better hurry the clock's tickin...
Now excuse me while I go rob a bank... 
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 03:59 AM
I don't want babies. Good to know girls like you are crankin' them out like Xerox copies by, what are you...19? 20? Btw, it takes more than love to raise a baby.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 04:12 AM
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I don't want babies. Good to know girls like you are crankin' them out like Xerox copies by, what are you...19? 20? Btw, it takes more than love to raise a baby.
Seriously?...I mean fuck I am 21 oh fucking well I have kids big fucking deal. This isn't the 1950's, get over it. I rather be a young mom, than some fuckin old lady who would be like in her 60's when the kid goes to prom. And believe me I know exactly how to care for my children. But since you "know" better, tell me, Which is better "Once Upon A Potty" or "Elmo's Potty Time"??? 
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 04:20 AM
So, both fathers of the babies bought potty themed books? Nothing like both your ex's in sympatico. Which one bought the first round of Miller Lite?
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 04:33 AM
How very educated of you...How many abortions have you had???
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 05:24 AM
Ready typed:
Quote:
And believe me I know exactly how to care for my children.
Yeah, I can tell from looking at your avatar. Poor kids.
Edit to add:
Ladies, do not derail this fine thread. Somewehere else please. And that goes for you too, freestylah.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 05:28 AM
Quote:
How very educated of you...How many abortions have you had???
Zero. But thank godness for modern technology if I ever need one.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 06:23 AM
Quote:
Ready typed:
Quote:
And believe me I know exactly how to care for my children.
Yeah, I can tell from looking at your avatar. Poor kids.
Edit to add:
Ladies, do not derail this fine thread. Somewehere else please. And that goes for you too, freestylah.
Yes, now get with the fucking mugshots
Posted by: JackHate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 08:27 AM
Quote:
Does anyone know how I can get a hold of my mugshots?...
I'm not sure where to get your mugshots but I look forward to seeing your autopsy photos at some point. That'll be hot.
I won't get into the debate about you pumping out little maggots from a variety of DNA donors for one main reason.
I don't give a fuck about you or your little futureless shit factories. Keep blowing them out until the muscles in your groin are so stretched out from spreading your legs that you walk like a professional bullrider.
Now go find those mugshots, you little success story you!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 08:44 AM
Putting this back on track, here's Lisa:
Theft, Driving under the influence of narcotics, Parole Violation. 4 Years, NJ.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 08:53 AM
Ashley, Poss. Use or Being Under the influence of a Controlled Dangerous Substance. 5 Years.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 09:08 AM
five YEARS for that? damn, that's harsh
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 09:32 AM
Quote:
five YEARS for that? damn, that's harsh
Must be a repeat offender. Or she managed to piss off the Judge or something.
Young Shayna was convicted of the same thing, PLUS: Theft; Hindering Prosecution; Receiving Stolen Property and Parole Violation but got out in less than three years.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 10:52 AM
Quote:
Back at Helen's MySpace ... She's added the following pictures:
is she out of jail? i'd like to send her a home depot gift card so she can buy herself a goddamn bernzomatic. and one of those little butane mini-torches for the tweaker-on-the-go. i cringe at the bad smoke she must get using that lighter.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 10:59 AM
Quote:
Quote:
Back at Helen's MySpace ... She's added the following pictures:
is she out of jail? i'd like to send her a home depot gift card so she can buy herself a goddamn bernzomatic. and one of those little butane mini-torches for the tweaker-on-the-go. i cringe at the bad smoke she must get using that lighter.
Her last login is like a little over a week ago...Hopefully she isn't in jail... Is smoking with a lighter bad?...Shows how much I knew...
Anyways is it just me or do all these new mugshot gals have really short eyebrows, thin but short too..
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 11:27 AM
the carbon from the lighter blackens the outside of the pipe... you can wipe it off at first, but after a few times it just smears and then you can't see what you're doing and you burn your shit up mercilessly. the torches produces slow, even heat-- your dope will last way longer. plus, the low hiss of the propane is kind of nice, until day three or four when you start to hear voices in it. sometimes they're nice voices, though
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 11:53 AM
Quote:
the carbon from the lighter blackens the outside of the pipe... you can wipe it off at first, but after a few times it just smears and then you can't see what you're doing and you burn your shit up mercilessly. the torches produces slow, even heat-- your dope will last way longer. plus, the low hiss of the propane is kind of nice, until day three or four when you start to hear voices in it. sometimes they're nice voices, though
They whisper, Someone's outside, look out the window!...Somethings is going in your ear, DIG it out!!!!!!!! Someone's outside coming to to kill you, Whats that noise!...There's human remains in the refrigerator, the person outside is going in your ear KILL the refrigerator... I think I know what youre talking about now, But I only used torches for hotrails, I like the pretty colorful lights some of them had...Or the ones with red and blue lights that trip you the fuck out on day 12...
Quote:
Loved babies are happy babies
Skeeter Kerkavoe alt-id, perchance?
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/28/08 05:55 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Loved babies are happy babies
Skeeter Kerkavoe alt-id, perchance?
No But why do you ask?...He must be awesome...
Posted by: mallocup
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/29/08 10:00 PM
as much as I love this thread and do NOT want to see it derailed, this little gia vs. spr flamewar has been my favorite for a loooooong time.
please take it to another thread and bitch on ladies..
Posted by: chilledstoli
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/08 10:33 AM
Kids are gross and only for those who really really want them and have lots of money to pay for their shrink.
Gia-1 other chick-0
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/08 10:43 AM
Jennifer, 22: Receiving Stolen Property; Forgery; CDS/Manufacture,Distribute,Dispense; CDS/Poss,Use or Being Under Influence. 3 years (plus 4 months for parole Violation.)
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/08 10:49 AM
Here's another Ashley nabbed for possession. She only got 3 years. Better looking than the last one.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/08 10:53 AM
Cross-eyed Shannon, 21: Theft & Possession. 3 Years.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/11/08 06:48 PM
Liliana.. whore hurting for funds(shoplifting)
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/11/08 06:51 PM
Ingrid.. thieving jizzbucket(theft by taking)
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/11/08 06:52 PM
Jim......Shannon is fucking spooky.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/11/08 06:54 PM
Quote:
Jim......Shannon is fucking spooky.
Agreed Miss Gypsy... but Sanshay is also spooky, and violent.
Sanshay.. two fisted dim-witted sponge(simple battery)
Posted by: tenley
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/11/08 07:59 PM
Posted by: tenley
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/11/08 08:07 PM
She's just 17 with three (now 2) kids
Adrianna Marie Lucero
First-degree Felony Murder and two counts of Felony Child Abuse
She bent her 2 year-old son backwards over her knee until his back snapped.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/11/08 08:07 PM
^^ dead bf looks like he knows what's coming.
Posted by: tenley
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/11/08 08:10 PM
He probably should have seen it coming. She already had her hands around his neck before.
Why not finish the job with a knife and gun... and take some snuff photos while she's at it.
Posted by: aminkia
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/12/08 07:38 PM
She should get the "old spaky" but in Arizona they are boring they give lethal injection...
http://www.azcorrections.gov/DeathRow/DeathRowGeneral.asp?topic=DeathPenaltyHistory
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/12/08 09:20 PM
Quote:
She's just 17 with three (now 2) kids
Adrianna Marie Lucero
First-degree Felony Murder and two counts of Felony Child Abuse
She bent her 2 year-old son backwards over her knee until his back snapped.
I'd say bend her forwards till her back breaks and then pull her neck off with bare hands. Fucking cunt. Now we will pay for her to be in jail for the rest of her life where she will get her pussy eaten daily. Fucking America.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/18/08 09:28 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Back at Helen's MySpace ... She's added the following pictures:
is she out of jail? i'd like to send her a home depot gift card so she can buy herself a goddamn bernzomatic. and one of those little butane mini-torches for the tweaker-on-the-go. i cringe at the bad smoke she must get using that lighter.
back in gi. failure to appear.
Posted by: mallocup
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/08 02:36 AM
^^that's fucking pinned! I would pay good money to party with this whore..
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/08 03:53 AM
uh oh, this one's got the methjaw. ouch.
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/08 04:27 AM
Methjaw? Please explain.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/08 08:45 AM
^^^ just looks like she's been clenching her jaw so much from doing meth (you totally can't help doing it, or at least i couldn't) that she is developing jowls, john mccain-style.
Posted by: cameronkeys
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/08 02:01 PM
Quote:
back in gi. failure to appear.
Holy Strawberry Shortcake hair!!! Smexy!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/08 12:16 AM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/08 12:34 AM
ellen
- driving with a suspended/revoked license
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/08 12:46 AM
amanda - battery
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/29/08 06:34 PM
Heather Locklear was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication.
Posted by: Eminence Front
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/29/08 06:41 PM
Somewhere, someplace, TJ Hooker is shedding a tear
Posted by: Skip Althoff
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/29/08 09:15 PM
Quote:
Heather Locklear was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication.
Good one Starrpowerr. After bumming around with most every name rocker in the LA area, this whore's finally getting her just desserts.
Came from a good family too. She does nothing for me but, damn I'd like to know what her specialty was. Anal ideas?
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/30/08 08:15 AM
Skip posted:
Quote:
... Anal ideas?
Intentional typo or serious obsession?
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/30/08 11:03 AM
She looks damned good for a whore that's almost 50.
Posted by: Smell of Anus
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/30/08 11:18 AM
The sad thing is that I fucking KNOW that someone out there is jerking of to these pics.
Story.
Posted by: Paradise Lost
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/30/08 11:21 AM
Oh look, it's been four fucking months...
Allie Sin again, VIOL PROBATION MISD, however the notes say VOP DOMESTIC BATTERY
Deff cuter with the dark hair.
Posted by: Skip Althoff
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/30/08 01:18 PM
Quote:
Skip posted:
Quote:
... Anal ideas?
Intentional typo or serious obsession?
It was intentional. I'm sure she's taken it back there a few times, but my guess is she's an oral queen. After a two hour set, rock stars just want to lay back and have a hot number (like Heather) finish them off.
She always did have a husky voice.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/30/08 02:43 PM
^^ Indeed a hot number.
most certainly.
Zen! You payi'ng attention here?
According to Skip, she does anal!!!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/30/08 09:27 PM
Quote:
Oh look, it's been four fucking months...
Allie Sin again, VIOL PROBATION MISD, however the notes say VOP DOMESTIC BATTERY
Deff cuter with the dark hair.
fuck yes!! love the new mug. an updated gif is in order.
Posted by: Iglesia
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/01/08 05:22 AM
Riff Raff (Rocky Horror Show) 30 years on....domestic violence.
http://img211.imageshack.us/my.php?image=riffrafftv6.jpg
Taking vehicle without owners consent. Owner wasn't happy...
http://img72.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stolenoo3.jpg
Posted by: Fiend
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/01/08 08:00 AM
What part of "I fucking love FEMALE mugshots" in the subject field do you not understand?
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/01/08 01:22 PM
Between
this article and the one referenced therein, there are 94 college student mugshots- many female.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/01/08 11:23 PM
quick poll. which mughsot version of allie the malefactor would you like to gagfactor and have surprise buttseks with?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/01/08 11:24 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/01/08 11:26 PM
Seven. No question.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/02/08 05:38 AM
I like the "almost smile" in #2. To me, that expression says, "Yeah, I'm back, and it won't be the last time either."
Posted by: mallocup
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/02/08 06:07 AM
^^ one could only hope..
Posted by: Paradise Lost
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/02/08 06:57 AM
I have to go with number 2.
One of these days she's gonna get nailed and not get out.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/08 01:17 AM
Posted by: Darrah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/08 07:06 AM
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 01:01 PM
I had to come out of posting retirement for this one; submitted for the approval of the man, k1ng:
Jessika Ulibarri, 18: Resisting and obstructing officers
[image]http://i37.tinypic.com/jrd9on.jpg[/image]
The caption for the below photo, copy and pasted direct: "im a pill poppin animal,,surpsurpsippin nigger"
[image]http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=9451913&albumID=1805411&imageID=35634349#a=1805411&i=35633487[/image]
Myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/jessikaluvsya
The Ulibarri family must be proud because Jessika's less attractive twin sister got popped as well for Contempt of Court:
[image]http://i35.tinypic.com/o7271e.jpg[/image]
Myspace (not worth the link, but it's necessary:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38690530
Posted by: Darrah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 04:10 PM
Source: Fox News
Authorities say a woman has been arrested in west Florida after pouring scalding hot water on her husband’s groin.
Manatee County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested 52-year-old Maverna Theresa Turay on Wednesday on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm. She was being held at the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond.
Authorities say Turay boiled the water and threw it on her husband’s groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff’s report.
The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report says Turay did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol.
Posted by: Eminence Front
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 06:04 PM
UM hello, it's supposed to be HOT chicks!!
Posted by: Darrah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 06:32 PM
HEY CUNT!
The title of the post is female mugshots. Not hot female mugshots. And open your fucking cunt eyes and look through the other pages and there are women on there that are not attractive. YOU are the one that just fucked up this post, not me. So fuck off slut!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 06:49 PM
A-HEM!!!
Melissa: Possession/Conspiracy. 3 Years.
Posted by: Eminence Front
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 06:53 PM
Didn't see this one:
This 20 year-old chick has been arrested 5 times over the last 14 months in Florida for pot, DUIs, probation violations
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 06:53 PM
Ellen: Possession, Theft, Witness Tampering. 4 years, 9 months.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 07:09 PM
Leeann: Burglary; Assault by Auto With Bodily Injury. 3 Years.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 07:30 PM
Shit fire, save matches. Look at that stomach.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 08:47 PM
Quote:
the meth head
the alt. porn contestant/meth head back up
If this thread was about "hot female mugshots"...I really question people's taste around here...
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 08:52 PM
Quote:
Are these girls hot too?.......
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 08:59 PM
Nicole: Forgery; Parole Violation. 5 Years.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 09:03 PM
Jennifer: Parole Violation; Receiving Stolen Property; Forgery; manufacture, Distribution, Dispensing of
and being Under The Influence of a Controlled Substance. 5 Years.
Posted by: Eminence Front
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 09:03 PM
Actually the one on the bottom had potential
But I digress, I was only trying to force my opinion on
Darrah!
Posted by: Darrah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 09:03 PM
Hugh Hefner's new "girlfriends" 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.
Source: TMZ
Turns out Hef’s 19-year-old handpicked twin successors to the throne of Holly, Bridget and Kendra come with a checkered past. Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) — who have recently moved into the Playboy Mansion — were both busted by St. Petersburg, Fla. police for felony aggravated battery back in January. They both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the two victims.
Karissa also has a misdemeanor battery charge on her record from 2007.
Playboy had no comment.
UPDATE 6:40 PM PT: We just talked to a relative of one of the victims and here’s what they tell us went down. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both “jumped her.” Erica suffered a concussion.
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 09:06 PM
Quote:
Jennifer: Parole Violation; Receiving Stolen Property; Forgery; manufacture, Distribution, Dispensing of and being Under The Influence of a Controlled Substance. 5 Years.
Holy shit! I thought that was Christine Young for a moment.
Posted by: duckduckgoose
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 09:29 PM
Several of these chicks have forgery listed as one of the charges against them. I wish we could see to evidence exhibits from their trials or whatever.
Whenever I hear forgery, I think of "
To Live and Die in L.A.", but I have a feeling this is more like them signing their co-worker's signature on a shopping spree at JC Penney.
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 10:56 PM
I still prefer the teary-eyed teen DUI pics.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/10/08 11:25 PM
I agree. Those are K1ngs. He uses a different source than I do.
I use the
New Jersey Department of Corrections site. Mostly because I'm lazy, and you can set it to pick white chicks between the ages of 18-25.
Besides, the only time I post in this thread is to get it back on track when people start squabbling in it.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/08 08:05 PM
20-years-old, vehicular homicide, 3 years
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/08 10:14 PM
sisters - jessika and raechel - both arrested on the same day
jessika - resisting and obstructing officers
raechel - contempt of court
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/08 10:16 PM
tiffany - failure to appear
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/08 10:18 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/08 10:21 PM
jacqueline
- dui
- poss of marijuana
- poss of drug paraphernalia
- failure to provide proof of insurance second offense
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/08 10:27 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/08 10:31 PM
jamie
- dui
- excessive, above .20 percent
- transporting an open container
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/08 10:42 PM
Quote:
jacqueline
- poss of marijuana
send this gal to the mustard walls!!! nice work k1ng.
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/08 10:46 PM
k1ng: YOU ON FIRE!!! I would ask where you're finding these gems but then again I wouldn't even want to get started if its something publicly accessibly (I have enough diversions).
brittany looks like the next bangbus cunt.
Nice job.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/11/08 11:00 PM
Quote:
faceblaster: nice work k1ng.
thank you, sir.
Quote:
Mark_J: k1ng: YOU ON FIRE!!! I would ask where you're finding these gems but then again I wouldn't even want to get started if its something publicly accessibly (I have enough diversions).
thanks. my source is no secret and I've been lax with updates lately anyway. feel free to muck about. CLICK
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/12/08 10:12 PM
Quote:
natalya - open container, possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor
natalya again, but she's looked better
- illegal possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor
- false [sic]personation - prob meant impersonation
- id card fraudulent misrepresentation
- loitering in an alcohol licensed establishment
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/13/08 03:34 AM
Indeed, k1ng. Rough times for this young lass. Still
though.
And a THANKS for the update!
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/13/08 04:17 AM
Quote:
tiffany - failure to appear
More like failure to appear naked
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/13/08 10:38 AM
Quote:
brittany - probation violation
She could of had potential.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/24/08 11:52 PM
Quote:
sarah - again - resisting/obstructing officers - failure to provide a drivers license
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/24/08 11:58 PM
samantha
- possession of marijuana
- possession of drug paraphernalia
- driving with a revoked/suspended license
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: I fucking love female mugshots *DELETED* - 10/25/08 12:36 AM
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Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/25/08 12:40 AM
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Posted by: Mark_J
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/25/08 12:03 PM
These girls were just posted to
smoking gun's mugshot roundup for 10/24/08 so apparently they're all fresh arrests from recent days. I hesitated posting these since I couldn't info of on their offenses (maybe I'm challenged?), but it would have been a shame not to include at least the first girl (god is she made for porn or what? look at the genes on her); actually a few are pretty cute. Maybe someone will find out what trouble these brats got in and tell the class.
I have to agree with the OP that there's something captivating about "mommy's little monster" getting booked and photographed - and the hotter, the better!
"I don't care if y'all gunna arrest me... fuck y'all"
The Intellectual "I'm deep.. and.. going to break down any second"
"This is all a big misunderstanding, occifer! tee hee!"
"I
will cut joo!"
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/25/08 10:44 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/25/08 10:46 PM
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/27/08 09:21 AM
Stroke value. I volunteer my home she she can serve some time under house arrest.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/27/08 03:32 PM
She looks like Risi Simms. Is that her?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/31/08 11:13 PM
Quote:
Quote:
sarah - again - resisting/obstructing officers - failure to provide a drivers license
sarah - if this keeps up it might be time to warm up the gif generator
- malicious injury to property
- unlawful entry
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/04/08 09:02 AM
Quote:
- unlawful entry
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/04/08 12:56 PM
Some standouts from
thesmokinggun.com's mugshot roundup ending 10/31 - these arrests supposedly happened within the last week and as usual I wish they'd elaborate on the crimes these whores committed. Blondie looks ready to jump into porn, and girl #2 below her could probably be cleaned up with a couple hours of polishing in the makeup chair to do a decent scene:
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/04/08 03:13 PM
The second girl looks a bit like Allie Ray. Before she detoriated.
Quote:
The second girl looks a bit like Allie Ray. Before she detoriated.
She looks Latin to you? I don't see it.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/05/08 03:25 PM
Ai, ai, ai. Big mistake.
I meant Allie Sin....
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/09/08 03:23 PM
Posted by: ChodeMasterJ
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/10/08 11:47 PM
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alt audrey was alt arrested for alt domestic battery and alt assault
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/11/08 08:17 AM
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alt audrey was alt arrested for alt domestic battery and alt assault
Those are some manly tattoos. I bet she has a V13 tat on her stomach as well.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/11/08 06:04 PM
hOlly...DUI
This fucker was in the clink at the same time...
m/v... missing a headlight..
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/11/08 06:13 PM
Mark J.. here's a future fuck-eyed whore.
Sulma... dumb cunt/got caught..
Another one... Alma, failure to matter.
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/17/08 04:08 PM
When you're at a bar or club, doesn't it seem like there's always that one annoying attention whore that has to scream 'look at me' louder than everyone else, throwing drinks, falling down, etc? Meet Mary Delgado, a classic example of what happens when a former cheerleader hits her 40's and slowly drives herself insane with the panicked realization she's in a free fall of irrelevance, given the sudden absence of attention and compliments she once received in younger years:
DEL RIO, Texas (Associated Press) 11/17/2008 -- A former NFL cheerleader and winner of "The Bachelor" is out of jail after being arrested in a southwest border-town bar for unruly behavior. Mary Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick on 2004's "The Bachelor," was arrested in Del Rio after refusing to leave a local bar. Delgado, 41, was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest. She was released about an hour later. It's unclear if the former Buccaneers cheerleader had an attorney. A telephone listing could not be found for Delgado's home state of Florida, where she was arrested last year on a charge that she struck a man.
Posted by: Maldini
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/17/08 09:30 PM
this thread rules hard
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Mary Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick on 2004's "The Bachelor,"
For the life of me I can not understand how this could have possibly ended badly.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/08 08:59 PM
Brandy, Charge: Maintaining a common nuissance.
Bobby Jo, Charges - Operating while Intoxicated, Operating with a BAC between .08% - .14%, Public Intoxication.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/08 09:08 PM
Ashley 22, Charge:Contempt Of Court.
Annie 20, Awaiting Jail Commitment. 
Vannesa 21, Probation Violation
Evelyn 22, Probation Violation
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/08 09:21 PM
Aldena Jo 33, Failure To Appear.
Aimee 21, DUI. Classic. 
Love the hair, love the ears... <3
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/21/08 03:38 AM
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Annie 20, Awaiting Jail Commitment.
Mark my words: this girls is going places.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/05/08 10:58 PM
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/08 04:51 AM
Nice!
The guy with the purple hat looks a lot like Donkey Long, if you ask me.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/08 07:04 PM
Thats a Frank Wank pimp hat.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/08 07:13 PM
Another fuck eyed whore Mark J.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/08 07:17 PM
LAURA-
DUI NO DAMAGE, INJURY OR DEATH
PALM BEACH COUNTY WARRANT # W31649 - VIOL PROBATION FELONY
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/08 07:23 PM
MELISSA-
UTTER FORGED INSTRUMENT
POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE WITHOUT PRESCRIPTION X 3 Counts
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/08 07:27 PM
THERESA-
SALE OF A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE (OXYCODONE)
POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE
SALE OF COCAINE
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/08 07:31 PM
CHRISTINA-
VIOL PROBATION MISD - POLK CTY WARRANT, VOP- POSS OF DRUG PARA CS#200812078
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/08 07:35 PM
KATHRYN-
CONTEMPT OF COURT FELONY
Posted by: Gunker
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/08 07:40 PM
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DEL RIO, Texas (Associated Press) 11/17/2008 -- A former NFL cheerleader and winner of "The Bachelor" is out of jail after being arrested in a southwest border-town bar for unruly behavior. Mary Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick on 2004's "The Bachelor," was arrested in Del Rio after refusing to leave a local bar. Delgado, 41, was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest. She was released about an hour later. It's unclear if the former Buccaneers cheerleader had an attorney. A telephone listing could not be found for Delgado's home state of Florida, where she was arrested last year on a charge that she struck a man.
Pretty good for 41. Pretty, pret-ty, pret-ty good...
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/08 07:47 PM
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DEL RIO, Texas (Associated Press) 11/17/2008 -- A former NFL cheerleader and winner of "The Bachelor" is out of jail after being arrested in a southwest border-town bar for unruly behavior. Mary Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick on 2004's "The Bachelor," was arrested in Del Rio after refusing to leave a local bar. Delgado, 41, was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest. She was released about an hour later. It's unclear if the former Buccaneers cheerleader had an attorney. A telephone listing could not be found for Delgado's home state of Florida, where she was arrested last year on a charge that she struck a man.
Pretty good for 41. Pretty, pret-ty, pret-ty good...
Plus she's 5ft 8 inches. Way beyond spinner status.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/08 07:51 PM
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DEL RIO, Texas (Associated Press) 11/17/2008 -- A former NFL cheerleader and winner of "The Bachelor" is out of jail after being arrested in a southwest border-town bar for unruly behavior. Mary Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick on 2004's "The Bachelor," was arrested in Del Rio after refusing to leave a local bar. Delgado, 41, was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest. She was released about an hour later. It's unclear if the former Buccaneers cheerleader had an attorney. A telephone listing could not be found for Delgado's home state of Florida, where she was arrested last year on a charge that she struck a man.
Pretty good for 41. Pretty, pret-ty, pret-ty good...
Plus she's 5ft 8 inches. Way beyond spinner status.
Go Bucs!
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/08 09:17 AM
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LAURA
She looks....... skeptical.
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/08 09:46 PM
I had to do a double-take with Laura - is she the Allie Sin reincarnate?
Posted by: Smokey
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/08 10:19 PM
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CHRISTINA-
VIOL PROBATION MISD - POLK CTY WARRANT, VOP- POSS OF DRUG PARA CS#200812078
Looks like someone took a shotgun shit on her face.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/08/08 07:40 AM
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I had to do a double-take with Laura - is she the Allie Sin reincarnate?
They maybe cousins......
Laura is booked into Pasco County (Hicks!) and Allie Sin is a Pinellas County (St Petersburg) girl.
Posted by: Skip Althoff
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/08/08 03:33 PM
Pretty good for 41. Pretty, pret-ty, pret-ty good...
I saw her in the show and thought she was a knockout. Killer bod, sharp dresser and gorgeous hair. Never knew she was 41 though, amazing.
If she's 41 and still kicking around single, this one must have sucked a good 200-300 cocks with copious amounts of jizz on her face. I say quit screwing around, get hooked up with JM and put that fucking mouth to use.
Posted by: Shrinky Dinks
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/21/08 10:51 PM
Possession of a controlled substance.
Source: dlisted.com/node/29855
Posted by: loopnode
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/21/08 11:17 PM
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quick poll. which mughsot version of allie the malefactor would you like to gagfactor and have surprise buttseks with?
#7. Without a doubt.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/22/08 12:05 AM
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quick poll. which mughsot version of allie the malefactor would you like to gagfactor and have surprise buttseks with?
#7. Without a doubt.
shes only got 7 mug shots...that we are aware of...right...by my estimation.....2 more and she will have run out of her 9 lives.....
I dont know....platinum blonde gives her the kelly bundy look.
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Possession of a controlled substance.
Source: dlisted.com/node/29855
I never knew eyebrow tweezers were a controlled substance now.
Posted by: Shrinky Dinks
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/26/08 06:13 PM
www.tmz.com
K-Fed's New Girl -- Kind of a Badass
Kevin Federline clearly likes 'em a little on the wild side.
K-Fed's new squeeze, Victoria Prince, has had her share of run-ins with the law. Just last year, Prince was arrested for assault and disturbing the peace. But, she pled not guilty and the case was eventually dismissed.
Back in her high school days, she allegedly waged a terror campaign against three kids at her high school. Their parents filed a temporary restraining order against her, but the judge rejected it, telling the school to deal with it.
But wait, there's more. Vic was charged with possession of a dangerous weapon on school premises (a stun gun) and possession of alcohol by a minor -- The docs were destroyed so we don't know how it all turned out.
Vic told us the stun gun was for protection, because she had to walk to her car late at night after volleyball practice -- she didn't mention the other stuff.
Posted by: inebriated kiwi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/26/08 06:44 PM
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natalya - open container, possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor
I want to get all Harvey Kietel in Bad Lieutenant on that bitch.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/27/08 08:01 PM
Posted by: Icetech
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/27/08 08:57 PM
that last one looks like the chick from Newsradio, then ER...
Posted by: Shrinky Dinks
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/27/08 09:10 PM
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that last one looks like the chick from Newsradio, then ER...
Damn, thanks. I was trying to think of her name and what show she is on. But yes I also was thinking that too. Is it Maura Tierney?
Yep.
Cute face. Nice little titties.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/29/08 10:47 PM
www.tmz.com/2008/12/28/beauty-queen-did-i-say-world-peace/
Beauty Queen: Did I Say World Peace?
Posted Dec 28th 2008 by TMZ Staff
It's an age-old question. Why do all the hot chicks prefer ruthless drug lords over nice guys who pay taxes?
Latina babe Laura Zuniga was just stripped of her "Queen of Hispanic America" title after getting popped at a Mexican checkpoint with her boyfriend, his posse and trucks filled with weapons and cash.
Included in the bust: AR-15 assault rifles, 38 specials, 9mm handguns, nine magazines, 633 cartridges and $53,300 in U.S. currency.
Zuniga is being held for 40 days while investigators consider charges.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/30/08 09:41 AM
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It's an age-old question. Why do all the hot chicks prefer ruthless drug lords over nice guys who pay taxes?
alpha male syndrome 
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/30/08 09:47 AM
BRITTANY PAYNTAR
TRAFFICKING IN CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/30/08 11:20 AM
Possession of controlled substance. I have to ask, eyebrows etched with a soldering iron?
^^^^^^^^ You posted this because she did a LoadMyMouth, right?
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/30/08 11:24 AM
According to thesmokinggun on 12/26/08, "20-year-old woman busted this week for extreme DUI (right). Her other booking photo (at left) was snapped a couple of months ago."
How can they smile after being arrested??
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/30/08 11:40 AM
Quote:
www.tmz.com
K-Fed's New Girl -- Kind of a Badass
Kevin Federline clearly likes 'em a little on the wild side.
K-Fed's new squeeze, Victoria Prince, has had her share of run-ins with the law. Just last year, Prince was arrested for assault and disturbing the peace. But, she pled not guilty and the case was eventually dismissed.
Back in her high school days, she allegedly waged a terror campaign against three kids at her high school. Their parents filed a temporary restraining order against her, but the judge rejected it, telling the school to deal with it.
But wait, there's more. Vic was charged with possession of a dangerous weapon on school premises (a stun gun) and possession of alcohol by a minor -- The docs were destroyed so we don't know how it all turned out.
Vic told us the stun gun was for protection, because she had to walk to her car late at night after volleyball practice -- she didn't mention the other stuff.
This one was a 2nd Team All-American volleyball player at the University of Hawaii.
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/30/08 11:53 AM
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How can they smile after being arrested??
It's just an involuntary reflex for these dummies - they're so used to their photo being taken and smiling for it, that they can't help themselves. There's probably also a good amount of denial at play.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/30/08 11:58 AM
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There's probably also a good amount of denial at play.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/30/08 12:07 PM
Jennifer: Theft, Conspiracy, Possession/Use of a Controlled Dangerous Substance. 3 Years.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/30/08 12:19 PM
Cynthia: Conspiracy, Burglary. 4 Years.
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This one was a 2nd Team All-American volleyball player at the University of Hawaii.
So you're saying she's a rug-muncher??
Posted by: Darrah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/30/08 01:47 PM
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Jennifer: Theft, Conspiracy, Possession/Use of a Controlled Dangerous Substance. 3 Years.
Looks like actress Leelee Sobieski's long lost third cousin, twice removed.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/15/09 01:22 AM
alyssa - failure to appear
side boob eligible
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/15/09 01:36 AM
Posted by: Smell of Anus
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/09 12:15 AM
Isn't this a girl from porn? I think I saw her in a face fucking flick with some black dudes.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0116092mugs14.html
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Possession of a controlled substance.
Source: dlisted.com/node/29855
is there a logical explanation for those eyebrows?
Posted by: Smell of Anus
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/09 05:43 AM
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is there a logical explanation for those eyebrows?
Probably. My guess is that they are the result of a very loving father. Perhaps a couple of loving uncles too.
Posted by: Icetech
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/09 06:56 AM
Either passed out... or lost a bet...
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/09 11:55 AM
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is there a logical explanation for those eyebrows?
Maybe she's a Dresden Dolls fan? Here I thought Amanda Palmer had the worst eyebrows in the world.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/18/09 05:22 PM
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Possession of a controlled substance.
Source: dlisted.com/node/29855
is there a logical explanation for those eyebrows?
There was a few stories that those were photoshopped on to her.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/23/09 09:30 AM
Quote:
quick poll. which mughsot version of allie the malefactor would you like to gagfactor and have surprise buttseks with?
#7. Without a doubt.
All of them except #6.
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/23/09 11:46 AM
#2, although I prefer her hair that style but dark instead of bleached out.
Posted by: Bill Hicks
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/23/09 06:44 PM
Too bad all her scenes could've qualified as necrophilia. Outstanding body with a cute face, but absolutely no sexual desire whatsoever.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/28/09 11:23 PM
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tasha - probation violation
tasha - probation violation
poor tasha again
- possession of marijuana
- illegal possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor
- underage dui greater than .02 but less than .08
- possession of drug paraphernalia
repeat offenders
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/28/09 11:34 PM
jody - probation violation - doing her best iron mike impersonation
Posted by: Newports
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/28/09 11:49 PM
Damn...Tasha's going downhill.
And Jody just looks like a fucking retard.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/29/09 12:01 AM
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amber - I feel like I've posted her before also.
amber - probation violation
probation's a bitch
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/29/09 09:37 PM
Probation Violation can be such crap. The cops were probably hoping to do a catch and release after a knob job. I was once arrested in Brooklyn and was stuck in a piss smelling cell with a junkie. He was picked up on a Probation Violation. But after a few minutes, I realized the real deal. The undercovers that picked him up came by, gave him a smoke and did their best to have him set someone up. They knew the guy, knew he was a junkie, knew he was on probation, and were basically telling him to set some one up or he'd do his 9months in Rikers. They failed at getting him to buy a gun the day before, because the guy selling wouldn't leave his apt. and meet on the street. They eventually got him to call some smack dealer to deliver to a corner. I was out of there by the time they got back, but the set up and the cops plan was so obvious, I'd be surprised if they didn't get the lil junkie killed. Atleast they gave me a smoke too for having to listen to all the shit. Fucking menthol, but after 3 hours I didn't care.
Posted by: Newports
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/29/09 10:00 PM
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Fucking menthol, but after 3 hours I didn't care.
Newport, perhaps?
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/30/09 12:56 PM
Newport Menthol Light 100's. If we were out on the street, instead of in holding, I'd have called the cop a fag.
On a side note, I love how plain clothed NYC detectives are so noticeable. I mean, you have a section of Brooklyn where the only people around for blocks and blocks are black and Pakistani, yet 4 clean cut white guys wearing the latest Yankee gear are standing in front of a bodega drinking Snapple. You don't even have to look for their radios. I just don't get it.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/09 12:26 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/09 05:54 AM
HOLLY
POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE WITHOUT PRESCRIPTION
DUI DAMAGE TO PROPERTY OR PERSON
LEAVE SCENE OF ACC INV PROP DAMAGE
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/09 07:08 AM
KAYLA
UTTER FORGED INSTRUMENT
FTA - BURGLARY X2
BURGL ARMED
GRAND THEFT
GRAND THEFT FIREARM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/09 07:12 AM
BRITTNEY
VOP***ROBBERY
VOP***POSS. OXYCODONE
VIOL PROBATION FELONY X2
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/09 07:16 AM
ERIN
FTA - OBTAIN CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE BY FRAUD
OBTAIN CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE BY FRAUD
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/09 07:19 AM
KRISTEN
POSSESSION OF COCAINE
COURT COMMITT- REMAND PEND PLACEMENT IN RESIDENTIAL PROG
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/09/09 10:44 AM
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og mugshot delinquent jenny t has returned! it's been too long hun, welcome back.
probation violation
Jenny doesn't exactly look like she's showing remorse - more like she's about to kill the photographer and eat his heart.
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/10/09 05:26 PM
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oh my goodness
I don't know about stroke worthy. Seems to me the caption ought to read, ".............. and her prized heifer took third place at the at the county 4H fair". Not theft and armed robbery.
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/17/09 07:40 AM
wow, can't believe I missed the return of Jennifer Towne, excellent find, K1ng!
Here's another old school member of this thread, one of the Carpenter sisters, Ariel. Nabbed for Possession of Drug Paraphernalia / controlled substance:
[image]http://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=6299052020305035720au8.jpg[/image]
This girl can take note from Jen Towne and the Carpenter sisters when it comes to mugshots: Tasha Schurger, DUI and not very happy about it.
[image]http://i40.tinypic.com/2806s6h.jpg[/image]
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/18/09 09:20 AM
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oh my goodness
Zenman = Hyde, but me being the sick fuck I am agrees.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/14/09 11:44 PM
AMIE
POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE Via FLORIDA HWY PATROL
Posted by: Fiend
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/15/09 01:01 AM
8 years ago and she had real eyebrows I probably would have been horribly obsessed with this one in a drugged out psychosis sort of way if I met her IRL. She looks like she might have really nice clavicles hidden inside that shirt too.
Quote:
AMIE
POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE Via FLORIDA HWY PATROL
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/15/09 02:03 AM
Tee hee hee. This thread is up to page 69.
Posted by: Spunko
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/15/09 10:58 AM
Really? I only get 46.
Posted by: Fiend
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/15/09 11:57 AM
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Really? I only get 46.
It depends on how many posts per page you have set in your user settings.
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og mugshot delinquent jenny t has returned! it's been too long hun, welcome back.
probation violation
Jenny doesn't exactly look like she's showing remorse - more like she's about to kill the photographer and eat his heart.
Jennifer must not mind being locked up that much. What the fuck state is she in again that has such reasonable penalties? She's got to have at least 3 DUIs based on our photos.
Penalties have been progressively increasing most places for 25 years because it's a winner for politicians to say "I stiffened penalties for drunk drivers". Some states make people with 2 or more on their record have a special license plate to warn everyone that they're a lush. How humiliating.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/03/09 03:45 AM
who were booked in the last 24 hours in Pinellas,
Hillsborough, Manatee and Pasco counties.
http://mugshots.tampabay.com/
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og mugshot delinquent jenny t has returned! it's been too long hun, welcome back.
probation violation
Jenny doesn't exactly look like she's showing remorse - more like she's about to kill the photographer and eat his heart.
Jennifer must not mind being locked up that much. What the fuck state is she in again that has such reasonable penalties? She's got to have at least 3 DUIs based on our photos.
Penalties have been progressively increasing most places for 25 years because it's a winner for politicians to say "I stiffened penalties for drunk drivers". Some states make people with 2 or more on their record have a special license plate to warn everyone that they're a lush. How humiliating.
This girl is only one step away from Porn. Damn, Brandon rise up and send her a plane ticket to Porn Valley. With her attitude, she'll do her first DP within a week.
Posted by: Cody
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/03/09 06:05 PM
Quote:
i swear i've seen her in porn before
Bree Olsen, is that you?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/11/09 02:17 AM
TONI A. COWELL - AKA ERIKA STONE - BRANDY (Dirty D)
1990/04/06
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/08/09 11:43 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/09/09 12:00 AM
Posted by: loopnode
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/09/09 12:04 AM
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This chick looks like Jennifer Carpenter. Who is she?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/09/09 12:09 AM
She has really good eyebrows.
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raelyn - 20 y.o. - dui driving
Did she also get busted for impersonating a Wankus?
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/17/09 09:10 AM
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raelyn - 20 y.o. - dui driving
Did she also get busted for impersonating a Wankus?
True. This whore looks like she is one worthless piece of shit. 
Our favorite little tattooed felon is soon to conclude her community service. Maybe a porn job could help cover expenses.
btw, she comes her tattoos, felonious behavior honestly. Here's her daddy's tattoo itemization ... he's scheduled to be released from Walton Correctional by xmas.
Maybe she gets her lust for black cock from him, too.
Posted by: turningblue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/09 07:08 PM
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Our favorite little tattooed felon is soon to conclude her community service. Maybe a porn job could help cover expenses.
This just makes her all the more hot. I love Allie Sin. I would post her bail any time.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/09 08:25 PM
I wonder if she knows about this board?
Posted by: Fiend
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/09 10:15 PM
She's a dead fish but I think as she get older she gets more attractive, at least to me. That is rare for a porn whore.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/09 11:06 PM
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Our favorite little tattooed felon is soon to conclude her community service. Maybe a porn job could help cover expenses.
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DONT WANNA SOUND GAY......but thanks for the update......ohhhh la la....I am soooo driving over to SPRING HILL tomm!!!! Yeah!!!!!
her ass better be there @ her "Current Verified PERMANENT Address:" or her PO may get a call and its VOP!
Now I got a little extra side jobs 4 ya sweetie!
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/02/09 11:49 PM
I just asked her to 'add' me on myspace. Will advise.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/09 12:02 AM
I must confess I need to see her doing lines and getting it in da butt!
DOC PIC-
http://www.giirlzinc.com/rose_richie.htm
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/09 12:10 AM
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I must confess I need to see her doing lines and getting it in da butt!
DOC PIC-
http://www.giirlzinc.com/rose_richie.htm
Jail Pic from #385458-
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but thanks for the update
Actually ... Thx TO YOU for the original link, bro.
I got it from your post in regard to your post of the the Mule relative whose name must not be uttered ... way back just before the first ban of his herpesness' mention.
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http://www.giirlzinc.com/rose_richie.htm
Has "Ms. Richie" done any work yet? 
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/09 09:39 AM
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http://www.giirlzinc.com/rose_richie.htm
Has "Ms. Richie" done any work yet?
very little is known out in existence....she never made it out to LALA land before hitting her charges.....
was supposta do a scene with me....but got cancelled due to a blizzard...if ya know what I mean.
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but got cancelled due to a blizzard...if ya know what I mean.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/08/09 02:44 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, raise a glass for Three's Company star, JOYCE DEWITT!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/06/joyce-dewitt-mug-shot/The years have not been kind.
Posted by: turningblue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/08/09 02:57 PM
Former figure skating champion Nicole Bobek has been charged with being part of a Northern New Jersey drug ring.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530422,00.html
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/08/09 03:03 PM
Joyce doesn't look that bad considering she's 60, liquored up and getting busted.
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Joyce doesn't look that bad considering she's 60, liquored up and getting busted.
My thoughts exactly. Bet she would clean up nicely with a little elbow grease.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/10/09 07:49 AM
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Former figure skating champion Nicole Bobek has been charged with being part of a Northern New Jersey drug ring.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530422,00.html
This one made my day when I read it on Page 6....she's a big wig in the making of the poison....MEATH(typo stays) does a body good. Maybe it will make her teeth just a wee bit smaller. Wonder if she can take a puff and still do double/triple axles?
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/27/09 09:36 PM
Deleted since pic is in some format I can't open.
I give up. Here's the link to the pic. Found it on SFN. Arrested in Tampa for Domestic Battery. Looks like Stormy Daniels and has the same birthday on the arrest report and her Wiki page. Born in Louisiana too. If a mod wants the link to the arrest record to edit out her name and address, and post it, PM me.
web page
Nevermind I found an edited one.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/28/09 12:00 PM
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Deleted since pic is in some format I can't open.
I give up. Here's the link to the pic. Found it on SFN. Arrested in Tampa for Domestic Battery. Looks like Stormy Daniels and has the same birthday on the arrest report and her Wiki page. Born in Louisiana too. If a mod wants the link to the arrest record to edit out her name and address, and post it, PM me.
web page
Nevermind I found an edited one.
ACTRESS/DIR is her OCCUPATION....hummmmm
Posted by: Smell of Anus
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/28/09 03:40 PM
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Deleted since pic is in some format I can't open.
I give up. Here's the link to the pic. Found it on SFN. Arrested in Tampa for Domestic Battery. Looks like Stormy Daniels and has the same birthday on the arrest report and her Wiki page. Born in Louisiana too. If a mod wants the link to the arrest record to edit out her name and address, and post it, PM me.
web page
Nevermind I found an edited one.
ACTRESS/DIR is her OCCUPATION....hummmmm
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/28/09 03:45 PM
How come the arrest report got pulled down? It didn't have her name or address on it?
Posted by: Smell of Anus
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/31/09 01:40 AM
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/01/09 04:05 PM
^ ya, saw that too .. while i understand how these horrors could roam a strip club under veil of darkness, what were they thinking coming out into broad daylight? my guess is this was more of a quality assurance sweep- i.e. you don't often see really hot sex workers getting arrested.
Metro Police officers made arrests for “prostitution-related activity” Saturday at the Rio’s Sapphire Pool, police said Wednesday, which resulted in the hotel-casino’s decision to close the pool. The following women were charged with soliciting prostitution: Andrea Michelle Campbell (two counts), Jennah Lieboff, Melissa Cortney Essmaker, Galiana Slavshea Georgieva (two counts), Elizabeth Alma Corbin, Tobi Jean Sorenson (four counts), Inna Kokin (two counts) and Phoenix Lynn Kuzara (one count). Campbell also was charged with possession of a controlled substance -- methamphetamine, possession of a controlled substance -- marijuana and possession of narcotics paraphernalia.
Other arrests included Erica Faye Hefley, who was charged with sale of cocaine and conspiracy to violate the Uniform Controlled Substance Act; Brooke Rebecca Firks was charged with obstructing a public officer.
TOP: yes, no, no, no, no,
BOTTOM: no, no, no, yes (3 beers), no
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/04/09 09:26 PM
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helen - possession of drug paraphernalia - under the influence of a controlled substance in public
*Update* My favorite crackwhore in this entire thread has apparently passed away.
^Her most recent mug shot from her MySpace page.
I'm guessing she died right after she got arrested. Don't know what happened.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/05/09 07:08 AM
Fatman will be crushed. He started corresponding with her when the first pictures went up.
Self-destructiveness is the hotness.
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/09 04:41 AM
Check out the two mugshots of the blonde girl , Kelli Renee , who got arrested on aug 18th 2009 for Breaking and Entering .
Then got arrested again on Aug. 25th 2009 for assault , but she is the one who looks like she got beat up
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/20736149/detail.html
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http://www.wsoctv.com/news/20736149/detail.html
Of all the NASCAR drivers it's good to see this happen to Hamlin. He is a douche who is lucky as hell to have Kyle Busch as a teammate to deflect from his own douchability.
Posted by: Dr. Mordo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/07/09 05:28 PM
That's a bummer about Helen, she was one of the hotter gals in this thread. It's kinda awesome that the Fatman started corresponding with her because of this thread.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/07/09 05:46 PM
I just wrote one of her friends asking what happened. We'll see if she answers back !
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/09 07:43 AM
Amy - 25
DRIVING WITHOUT PRIVILEGES
Aubray - 23
FAILURE TO APPEAR
Jamie - 28
PLACING DEBRIS ON PUBLIC OR PRIVATE PROPERTY
Katrina - 21
DUI
May Crystal - 29 (
sidenote: I don't think she's cute but I <3 the disgruntled look on her face.)
PROBATION VIOLATION
Sarah - 29
FAILURE TO APPEAR
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/09 07:59 AM
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/09 09:36 AM
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I just wrote one of her friends asking what happened. We'll see if she answers back !
Here's the gracious reply :
Helen, aka Punkin, died of a meth overdose because no one cared enough that lived close to her ( in Boise, ID) to try to get the stupid needles out of her arms and help her get clean. She was a beautiful girl who had an illness- addiction- and she died from her disease. Her probation officers and lawyers and judges who got involved in her life when she first got arrested just kept shoving her into jail, and tried a 30 day program. I'm sorry, but it took her longer than 30 days to get addicted to that crap, so a 30 day program would not have been my 1st choice for her. I was in a semi-long term program for 1 year inpatient, and 18 months outpatient, and by the grace of God i have been meth-free for almost 8 years. She should have been put into a long term facility in my opinion, and all the so called legal "professionals" in her life are just as culpable to her death as she is herself
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/09 09:40 AM
Thanks, BDM.
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/09 09:46 AM
Well if she liked meth that much, then you know she fucked like a beast.
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/09 02:55 PM
^^It's true.^^ The real tragedy here is that she didn't take a spin through Porn Valley before meeting her inevitably early demise. Of course that spin through the Valley would have also included a few entertaining craiglist escort ads.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/09 05:35 PM
This story is undoubtedly repeated over and over the nation over. I see the same lack of empathy here regarding pill and meth heads and drunks all the time. Once they're in the system real help is a million miles away. The "war" on drugs is the biggest fucking joke in the country. Right up there with "I'm from the gubmint. I'm here to help you !" It's unfuckingbelievable how much they spend here on eradicating the "evil weed". !!!
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/09 05:36 PM
^Sorry for the rant ! Just ignore me. Back to mugshots please.
Posted by: Dr. Mordo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/09 08:59 PM
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^^It's true.^^ The real tragedy here is that she didn't take a spin through Porn Valley before meeting her inevitably early demise. Of course that spin through the Valley would have also included a few entertaining craiglist escort ads.
Agreed.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/09 09:14 PM
Ashley - 18
PETIT LARCENY
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/24/09 09:15 PM
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Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/04/09 04:41 PM
When I first glanced at Rebecca (bottom row, 4th from left) I thought it was Lexi Belle.
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/28/09 11:40 AM
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I just wrote one of her friends asking what happened. We'll see if she answers back !
Here's the gracious reply :
Helen, aka Punkin, died of a meth overdose because no one cared enough that lived close to her ( in Boise, ID) to try to get the stupid needles out of her arms and help her get clean. She was a beautiful girl who had an illness- addiction- and she died from her disease. Her probation officers and lawyers and judges who got involved in her life when she first got arrested just kept shoving her into jail, and tried a 30 day program. I'm sorry, but it took her longer than 30 days to get addicted to that crap, so a 30 day program would not have been my 1st choice for her. I was in a semi-long term program for 1 year inpatient, and 18 months outpatient, and by the grace of God i have been meth-free for almost 8 years. She should have been put into a long term facility in my opinion, and all the so called legal "professionals" in her life are just as culpable to her death as she is herself
I get a job and forget about this thread for a bit to only return and find this
Thanks for the inquiry, backdoorman. I was disturbed when I read electro's post and immediately went on my own inquisition yesterday, however after returning to this thread I found you already did the job! A very sad and depressing ending to one of my personal favorites of this thread (Jenn Towne #1). For a second during my personal inquiry I thought it was possibly a suicide, based upon one of her myspace comments.
Overall it is another tragic tale of life, another one falling through the cracks...living in a trailer doing drugs with no one really doing anything to help. Maybe porn valley would have treated her better than the shitty Midwest.
RIP, Ms. Helen Alexander...hell of a way to go out with her final mugshot being her favorite (with hilarious caption):
However this one is my personal favorite since it reminds me of my favorite ex:
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/28/09 12:14 PM
Aubri Hurtado, 19: temp custody- drug court 
Unfortunately the rest of her photos on her outdated profile are pretty bad. Her newer profile is private :-/
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/28/09 01:45 PM
Quiero
la bonita senorita quien se llama Aubri Hurtado.
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/29/09 07:07 AM
Another Carpenter sister sighting...looking a little worse for wear.
Ariel Carpenter, 21: Temp Custody- Drug Court
lol factor 10/10:
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/29/09 07:41 AM
Aubri is much hotter.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/29/09 07:42 AM
Aubri is much hotter. Ariel looks like she has a dent in her head.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/29/09 07:42 AM
Removed double post.
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/29/09 11:47 AM
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oh boy, this is too awesome
so, this young lady named shannon got arrested and guess who she hangs out with, that's right xpt's most notorious wayward ho and reigning mugshot queen jennifer - as seen above
from shannon's myspace
wow I don't think I caught this before; great find, K1ng, you truly live up to the name!
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/29/09 07:40 PM
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/29/09 08:08 PM
Isn't Ashley wearing a crucifix in the bottom pic? Father Ivor prescribes as penance three hail mary's and to be my sex slave whenever I feel the urge.
Posted by: SuperDuperBored
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/29/09 11:42 PM
What the fuck is with Idaho? That place is one big whore wasteland. Someone needs to open up a porn recruitment office in state. At least we can get some stroke value out of these girls before they go off the deep end.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/30/09 07:06 AM
Maybe just being able to say Idaho when asked where they're from attracts them to the state.
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/30/09 08:53 AM
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Maybe just being able to say Idaho when asked where they're from attracts them to the state.
Halloween factor mugshot:
Vanessa Fergusson, 21: DUI
Yikes...looks like she's lost some weight in two years:
Gag factor DUI:
Erin Jones,24: DUI
Note the lower right-hand corner:
Posted by: geek
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/31/09 11:58 AM
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Note the lower right-hand corner:
Introduce her to PD? I believe discipline is his specialty...
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/31/09 01:57 PM
In my book PD is Princess Donna. Like to see her fuck up her bitches.
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/31/09 02:17 PM
Posted by: Deactivated User
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/13/09 04:13 PM
A stripper who tried to poison her lover by lacing his Angel Delight with anti-freeze got her just desserts today when she was jailed for 33 months.
Sophie Mardon, 26, poured half a bottle of the toxic liquid into the pudding and served it to Martyn Kay, 31, his brother Neal, 26, and their father Neil, 55. The three men tasted it but found it so disgusting they refused to eat any more.
Mardon later wrote them notes apologising for trying to poison them and ending: "Lots of love, despite attempted murder".
She was arrested but then stabbed Martyn in the leg while on bail.
source
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/14/09 09:40 AM
Move over Allie Sin, there's a new crazy, poisoning, jailbird whore in town.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/14/09 09:42 AM
Correction: that was Allie Ray
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/14/09 11:56 AM
I'm so owned.
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/14/09 03:09 PM
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Correction: that was Allie Ray
I almost wish it had been Allie Sin. It would make me lover her even more.
Posted by: Giles
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/14/09 03:18 PM
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Correction: that was Allie Ray
I almost wish it had been Allie Sin. It would make me lover her even more.
Out of all the North Pole vids I've seen, Allie was the only one to swallow Pete's load. I think he was even surprised because you can hear him mutter "fuck yeah." She has and always will be a favorite, regardless of her run ins with the law ^_^
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/14/09 04:19 PM
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Correction: that was Allie Ray
I almost wish it had been Allie Sin. It would make me lover her even more.
Nothing could make me love Allie Sin more.
That reminds me, I have been meaning to post a pic of her and her new "husband" in that other thread in the cage. I think she's got Brooke Banner beat for biggest douche nozzle significant other, but maybe that's just the jealousy talking.
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/14/09 06:01 PM
Post it soon man. I'd love to see what that braod is looking like lately. Think she does the dead fish lay for her man, or does she atleast pretend to enjoy fucking him.
Posted by: cameronkeys
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/15/09 10:47 AM
Not a girl..but might as well be. Best mugshot ever!!This is freakin' hysterical! Though, unless they've added to their line..it wasnt an Airsoft rifle. We have one and I could shoot someone with it in the same room and they'd basically look at me and "ow..that kinda hurt. A little" NO WAY it can shoot out windows! They have tiny plastic lightweight pellets and you cant load anything else(like BB's) in them...they wont fit. Its just a toy.
http://dlisted.com/node/34829
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/15/09 03:38 PM
Some of the gas powered ones hurt, but I doubt it would take out a window.
Posted by: Fiend
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/15/09 04:07 PM
The article says "Airshot rifle" not airsoft.
Posted by: geek
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/16/09 04:33 AM
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Not a girl..but might as well be. Best mugshot ever!!This is freakin' hysterical! Though, unless they've added to their line..it wasnt an Airsoft rifle. We have one and I could shoot someone with it in the same room and they'd basically look at me and "ow..that kinda hurt. A little" NO WAY it can shoot out windows! They have tiny plastic lightweight pellets and you cant load anything else(like BB's) in them...they wont fit. Its just a toy.
http://dlisted.com/node/34829
Might have to choose one and change my pic. I am leaning towards the one on the right.
Posted by: geek
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/16/09 04:37 AM
A 10 pump will do some major damage and possibly kill a human with good shot placement. A CO2 gun will probably just puncture or sting. A bottom-of-the-line spring-loaded one like a Daisy Red Rider will probably bounce off. Pellet v. BB also plays a big part. Depends what the kid had.
Cops don't fuck around. If it looks like a gun, you are fucked.
Posted by: cameronkeys
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/16/09 09:57 AM
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The article says "Airshot rifle" not airsoft.
My bad...another article I saw on it said AirSOFT.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/19/09 05:51 PM
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/09 10:56 AM
What a lovely bunch of Cuckoonuts.
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/21/09 09:28 AM
The second one in the top row looks like a PW whose name escapes me. PW got a lil gap in her front teeth.
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/26/09 10:12 PM
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/09 12:30 PM
little update
Woman accused of faking breast cancer for implants
WACO, Texas—Authorities say a Texas woman lied about having breast cancer and spent $10,000 raised at a benefit to have her breasts enlarged. McLennan County sheriff's investigator James Pack says in court records that 24-year-old Trista Joy Lathern shaved her head to look like a cancer patient undergoing chemotherapy.
Pack says Lathern wanted breast implants to try to save her seven-month marriage.
The Waco Tribune-Herald reports that Lathern is charged with theft by deception. Sheriff's officials and Lathern's attorney didn't immediately return phone calls from The Associated Press.
Teen "Skank Agent" In Craigslist Bust
DECEMBER 1-- A Wisconsin teenager who described herself as a "skank agent" is facing felony charges for allegedly using Craigslist to rob prospective johns looking for sex. According to a Circuit Court complaint filed yesterday, Samantha Stubbe, 17, last month placed an ad in the online classified site's "Adult Gigs" section offering sexual favors in return for an apartment. After men were lured to a Fond du Lac motel for a purported liaison, Stubbe's male friends attacked them and stole their money. Stubbe, pictured below in the mug shot at right, was aided in the scheme by Stevi Smet, 18, who served as the female decoy outside the motel. Smet is pictured below at left. When questioned by police, Stubbe admitted orchestrating the strong-arm robbery scheme, but told Detective Steve Kaufman that "she would not consider herself a pimp but a 'skank agent,' meaning that she was an agent with skanky friends." Since state criminal codes do not address skank agentry, Stubbe was charged with soliciting prostitution and armed robbery. Smet, also charged with armed robbery, is facing a prostitution rap for allegedly having sex with a man who answered the Craigslist ad. The man, 19, told cops that he paid for Smet's services with a $175 check.
Connecticut Karaoke Assault
Cops: Six females attacked singer for lousy sports bar performance
SEPTEMBER 24--Six women were arrested last night after they allegedly assaulted a female karaoke singer whose performance they panned. The attack occurred at a bar in Stamford, Connecticut, where Leidy Alcantara, 25, had performed a song by Juanes, the chart-topping Colombian singer. According to a police press release, the six arrestees made "derogatory comments about the other female's singing ability (or lack thereof) and then repeatedly punched, kicked and pulled the hair of the victim before leaving the bar." Alcantara, who suffered a chipped tooth and was left with numerous bruises, was treated at a local hospital. Her alleged assailants, pictured in the below mug shots, were nabbed after witnesses followed the women and pointed them out to police. The women--four are 19, two are 20--were charged with assault, conspiracy to commit assault, and breach of peace. Each alleged attacker was released after posting $500 bond, and are scheduled for a court appearance on October 5. Last night's karaoke attack was the third in the past couple of years. A Seattle man was throttled in August 2007 after performing a Coldplay song, while a Wisconsin man was attacked last November following his interpretation of a Ronnie James Dio song.
Arrested for drunk driving, fraudulent use of personal information.
Arrested for inflicting corporal injury on a spouse.
Arrested for petty theft
Each suspect arrested for petty theft.
Four from "Friday Night":
5 x
???:
Posted by: conundrum
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/09 12:38 PM
I'm not a racist, at least I'm trying not to be. I hate myself for the thoughts that just went through my head. I honestly do...
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/09 12:47 PM
Cops Seek Cat Taper
Rescue workers found feline bound head to toe in Philadelphia yard
SEPTEMBER 23 --What kind of a person duct tapes a cat head to toe? Philadelphia police are searching for the misfit who abandoned the animal after wrapping it with the gray industrial-strength tape (the female cat was discovered in a yard yesterday by Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals workers). Bound by the tape, the feline--pictured below and on succeeding pages in evidence photos--was not able to walk and was apparently left to die. SPCA workers successfully removed the tape from the cat, who has been nicknamed "Sticky" by rescue workers. As police probe the animal abuse case, SPCA officials have offered a $1000 reward for "the conviction of whoever body-wrapped a cat in duct tape and abandoned it in the rear yard of 2219 Edgley St., in North Philadelphia."
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/09 12:50 PM
Posted by: conundrum
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/09 02:53 PM
Quote:
Cops Seek Cat Taper
Rescue workers found feline bound head to toe in Philadelphia yard
SEPTEMBER 23 --What kind of a person duct tapes a cat head to toe? Philadelphia police are searching for the misfit who abandoned the animal after wrapping it with the gray industrial-strength tape (the female cat was discovered in a yard yesterday by Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals workers). Bound by the tape, the feline--pictured below and on succeeding pages in evidence photos--was not able to walk and was apparently left to die. SPCA workers successfully removed the tape from the cat, who has been nicknamed "Sticky" by rescue workers. As police probe the animal abuse case, SPCA officials have offered a $1000 reward for "the conviction of whoever body-wrapped a cat in duct tape and abandoned it in the rear yard of 2219 Edgley St., in North Philadelphia."
A few years ago I caught a guy torturing a cat with a shoelace. One of the few times I ever went "Koppenhaver" on somebody. I hope I'll never lose my "cool" like that again...
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/09 03:01 PM
Quote:
Cops Seek Cat Taper
... the cat, who has been nicknamed "Sticky" by rescue workers.
LMAO!! Fucking A!
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/09 05:58 PM
Mopez... this is your kinda thread.. do werk son.
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/09 06:12 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Cops Seek Cat Taper
Rescue workers found feline bound head to toe in Philadelphia yard
SEPTEMBER 23 --What kind of a person duct tapes a cat head to toe? Philadelphia police are searching for the misfit who abandoned the animal after wrapping it with the gray industrial-strength tape (the female cat was discovered in a yard yesterday by Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals workers). Bound by the tape, the feline--pictured below and on succeeding pages in evidence photos--was not able to walk and was apparently left to die. SPCA workers successfully removed the tape from the cat, who has been nicknamed "Sticky" by rescue workers. As police probe the animal abuse case, SPCA officials have offered a $1000 reward for "the conviction of whoever body-wrapped a cat in duct tape and abandoned it in the rear yard of 2219 Edgley St., in North Philadelphia."
A few years ago I caught a guy torturing a cat with a shoelace. One of the few times I ever went "Koppenhaver" on somebody. I hope I'll never lose my "cool" like that again...
some messed up shit
another one:
???
"Miss Florida" (with more pictures)
2 from "mug shots with attitude"
random shot from Halloween - any news from Allie Sin?
Oh la la
Arrested for theft and resisting an officer:
Posted by: conundrum
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/09 08:05 PM
Goddam... Just... GODDAM!!!
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/09 11:09 AM
Posted by: cameronkeys
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/09 11:25 AM
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Cops Seek Cat Taper
Rescue workers found feline bound head to toe in Philadelphia yard
SEPTEMBER 23 --What kind of a person duct tapes a cat head to toe? Philadelphia police are searching for the misfit who abandoned the animal after wrapping it with the gray industrial-strength tape (the female cat was discovered in a yard yesterday by Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals workers). Bound by the tape, the feline--pictured below and on succeeding pages in evidence photos--was not able to walk and was apparently left to die. SPCA workers successfully removed the tape from the cat, who has been nicknamed "Sticky" by rescue workers. As police probe the animal abuse case, SPCA officials have offered a $1000 reward for "the conviction of whoever body-wrapped a cat in duct tape and abandoned it in the rear yard of 2219 Edgley St., in North Philadelphia."
A few years ago I caught a guy torturing a cat with a shoelace. One of the few times I ever went "Koppenhaver" on somebody. I hope I'll never lose my "cool" like that again...
some messed up shit
People like this should be fucking tortured and killed. Bleach the goddammed gene pool. 
Posted by: geek
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/09 06:20 PM
I, personally, have never understood people who abuse animals. I have spoken with people that liked to torture cats-- tie their tails together, throw them over a clothes line and let the fight... Putting animals in a sack and tossing them in lakes or canals... I don't get the pleasure for them in it. All I get is "I hate cats|dogs|frogs|whatever". Never understood it.
Normally, I am an "to each their own" kind of guy, but this makes no sense to me. People can abuse people easily enough-- why fuck with an animal.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/08/09 05:51 AM
Theft eh? Did they ever return Trump's hair to him, or did he just let her keep it?
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/08/09 10:29 AM
Black Tuesday (
no idea what they did, but i guess they are all guilty)
(both used to be boys from Compton -
True
Story)
(she was busted with Leroy and Tyrone)
Henna Coontana:
LaShonda:
Lateefah:
Quote:
Black people and Niggers are two complete different people.
EOM
Posted by: delanoojos
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/09/09 09:52 AM
Quote:
She asked the director and male talent to make sure the pop shot wasn't in the eye, but you know those guys never listen and male talent never take direction well.
Posted by: delanoojos
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/09/09 10:00 AM
Quote:
shannon - possession of oxycodone and alprazolm. possession? she done look like she done did every drug she possessed!
Yes please 
Posted by: inebriated kiwi
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/09/09 10:02 AM
What the fuck is that supposed to be?
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/09/09 03:16 PM
White Wednesday
Quote:
fuck jews! white is the best race!!!
EOM
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/09/09 03:22 PM
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Oh my. Yes.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/09/09 03:45 PM
Agreed E.Y.
Her eyes scream... "UNTAPPED AVAILABLE SORROW". amirite?.
Who posted that and where is she from?. I have time off and all.
Quote:
White TRASH Wednesday
FIXED!
Posted by: geek
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/10/09 04:22 AM
Quote:
Quote:
shannon - possession of oxycodone and alprazolm. possession? she done look like she done did every drug she possessed!
Yes please
Kudos. Please accept my nomination for the "She's dead inside eyes" thread.
Posted by: charin
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/15/09 07:03 AM
08/01/2007: Admitting there's a problem may be the first step for Amanda Lynn Bailey, who was arrested for DUI at 4:41 AM in Florida while wearing a very telling message on her t-shirt.
Posted by: delanoojos
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/15/09 10:20 AM
Quote:
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Oh my. Yes.
Agree, with eyes that big I couldnt miss!
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/15/10 04:46 PM
Arrested for driving under the influence.
Arrested for fighting, resisting and obstructing an officer.
Arrested for driving with a suspended license.
Arrested for theft of property.
Arrested for aggravated assault.
Arrested for operating a vehicle while intoxicated.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/15/10 05:27 PM
Quote:
Arrested for theft of property.
Well, it wasn't food she was after, I think. Or maybe it was.
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/15/10 05:40 PM
@freestylah - maybe 'fair trade' bananas
Mother of Tennis Star Anna Kournikova Arrested
people.com/people/article/0,,20338027,00.html
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/03/10 11:19 PM
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/05/10 11:02 AM
Arrested for driving under the influence
interesting
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/21/10 01:02 PM
Arrested for failure to appear
Arrested for driving under the influence
Arrested for petty theft
Arrested for fraud by impersonation
Arrested for larceny
Arrested for shoplifting
Arrested for cocaine possession, marijuana possession
Posted by: freestylah
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/21/10 04:35 PM
Quote:
Arrested for failure to appear
Some people should be arrested for failure to disappear.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/21/10 10:18 PM
Quote:
Arrested for driving under the influence
interesting
She's a doll, I like her the most
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/21/10 10:26 PM
Is that because she looks like a tranny?
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/22/10 07:21 AM
Quote:
Is that because she looks like a tranny?
No, why would she look like a tranny? She just looks very feminine and beautiful, very model-quality. I bet that she has a small butt.
Posted by: taint1974
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/22/10 01:38 PM
Quote:
Arrested for driving under the influence
I like this chick.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/09/10 07:11 PM
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/09/10 07:21 PM
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/17/10 06:54 PM
Holly R. - Arrested for inducing panic
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/17/10 07:06 PM
Arrested for burglary
Arrested for DUI, leaving the scene of an accident.
Arrested for petit theft
Arrested for driving while intoxicated
Arrested for drunk driving
Posted by: charin
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/27/10 07:55 AM
Police: San Jacinto woman arrested after making threats on police radio
http://www.swrnn.com/southwest-riverside/2010-05-03/news/police-san-jacinto-woman-arrested-after-making-threats-on-police-radio
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...
Irene Marie Levy was taken into custody early Monday at her mobile home in the 900 block of South Grand Avenue, Richards said. Levy was booked at the Hemet Police Department Jail on suspicion of making terrorist threats; false report of a bomb threat; and maliciously interrupting, disrupting, impeding, or interfering with the transmission of a public safety radio frequency. ...
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/09/10 11:13 AM
Posted by: JRV
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/09/10 02:37 PM
http://www.statesman.com/news/local/police-woman-stole-17-cars-in-two-months-733168.html?cxtype=ynews_rss
Police: Woman stole 17 cars in two months
Most vehicles taken after keys stolen from gym lockers, officials say.
By Isadora Vail
AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF
Updated: 10:32 a.m. Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Published: 9:45 p.m. Monday, June 7, 2010
A 29-year-old woman is accused of stealing 17 vehicles after taking the keys out of unsecured gym lockers or driving the vehicles off of dealership parking lots, according to an arrest affidavit.
Last month, Austin police arrested and charged Cynthia Huster-Forrest with felony theft in what they say was a crime spree from March 17 to May 27.
She remains in the Travis County Jail with bail set at $200,000.
Her arrest affidavit said she went into several gyms in the Austin area and took purses or keys from unlocked lockers. She took the cars from the lot of the gym or found addresses from the driver's licenses she stole, the affidavit said.
Forrest also stole two vehicles from dealerships after asking to test-drive cars and not returning them, the affidavit said.
Police said they began to notice the trend of stolen vehicles and of stolen purses and other items from women's lockers in fitness centers in March.
Huster-Forrest left the stolen cars in random places, the affidavit said, including at a hotel, a comedy club, other fitness centers, dealerships, neighborhood streets and a San Antonio apartment complex.
The affidavit said all 17 vehicles were recovered, but it was unclear if any were damaged.
Police said the case's turning point was when photos of Huster-Forrest were taken when she tried to cash a stolen check at a Money Box.
Huster-Forrest has had previous run-ins with police, including convictions for unauthorized use of a vehicle and charges of drug possession, according to open records.
Police said the retail value of all the stolen vehicles was about $203,875, which classifies the thefts as a first-degree felony. She could face up to life in prison if convicted.
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/09/10 03:00 PM
She should have just sucked off cabbies to get around town.
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/18/10 04:06 PM
Arrested for petit larceny
DUI
Arrested for not having a valid driver's license and registration
Arrested for possession of an open container.
Arrested for a probation violation.
Arrested for underage DUI.
Arrested for domestic battery by strangulation.
Arrested for driving with an invalid license
Arrested for failure to appear.
Booked after a guilty plea to being a minor in possession of alcohol.
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/20/10 05:39 PM
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/13/10 11:01 PM
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/14/10 01:52 AM
A car-stealing whore, eh?
Quote:
A car-stealing whore, eh?
I often fear one will roll off with DaBurg's chair one day.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/14/10 07:19 PM
What makes you think it hasn't happened? We haven't heard from him in a while...
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/14/10 09:58 PM
That's cause the Throckmorton character slapped his dick in the dirt. Pretty impressive, since the seat of a wheel chair is like 2 feet from the ground.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/15/10 09:32 AM
Quote:
A car-stealing whore, eh?
a 99 taurus even. her bond is set higher than the value of the car.
Quote:
That's cause the Throckmorton character slapped his dick in the dirt. Pretty impressive, since the seat of a wheel chair is like 2 feet from the ground.
didn't we have the pretty/dirty episode not that long ago?. this new bit just seems a lil rushed i guess. whatev.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/15/10 12:34 PM
I liked the pretty/dirty alt combo. They were somewhat believable. This pair, not so much.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/15/10 12:41 PM
pretty/dirty were fun. good times.
i don't get the play with the doc and nurse troll.
the doc is working pm reply quite often, maybe somebody is trying to collect cock pics or some shit.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/15/10 12:44 PM
Doubtful. It's an awful troll, but it's still too elaborate for elaborator.
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/15/10 03:52 PM
looks kind of like raylene but younger.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/15/10 07:06 PM
The eyebrows
Posted by: tmw
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/16/10 01:39 PM
hahaha boys whats so not believable about TM and I ?
Posted by: tmw
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/16/10 01:44 PM
Quote:
pretty/dirty were fun. good times.
i don't get the play with the doc and nurse troll.
the doc is working pm reply quite often, maybe somebody is trying to collect cock pics or some shit.
awww now Lou thats hurtful ...troll? and i thought you were cool .I've been going through alot of shit this last few weeks and haven't posted so I'm not sure if I came on "strong" posting alot and now not so much but I did have fun while I was on here.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/16/10 02:46 PM
it just seemed too familiar, tmw. what the fuck do i know, maybe this placed is linked to a couples site and thats how you all found your way here.
do your thing. if i was going to be a fuckhead about it it would have already happened.
Posted by: tmw
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/16/10 05:01 PM
Quote:
it just seemed too familiar, tmw. what the fuck do i know, maybe this placed is linked to a couples site and thats how you all found your way here.
do your thing. if i was going to be a fuckhead about it it would have already happened.
Fair enough. ...
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/04/10 12:45 AM
I will let you do the homework on this one.....
http://www.myspace.com/hilarypinkk
Posted by: †††
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/10 03:21 PM
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/04/10 07:28 PM
I found a link the other day to mugshots from Halloween night. These were the only two hot chicks there. To me, the second one looks almost exactly like that actress from Wedding Crashers, Rachel McAdams.
Posted by: Coyote
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/05/10 10:14 AM
There are enough replies from different people in this thread to make this count as reliable data of what xpters think is hot and would buy in porn. Mugshots on the cover would probably sell some dvds.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/05/10 11:36 AM
Quote:
There are enough replies from different people in this thread to make this count as reliable data of what xpters think is hot and would buy in porn. Mugshots on the cover would probably sell some dvds.
There's definitely a similarity in theme: cute chicks, caught on film at possibly the worst moment of their lives.
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/10 06:27 PM
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/20/10 08:38 PM
Quote:
To me, the second one looks almost exactly like that actress from Wedding Crashers, Rachel McAdams.
me too
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/13/10 02:34 PM
This woman used to be a model and was involved in an air rage incident years ago that made national news:
Cynthia Mai Mikula, 31, was picked up by police on Saturday after dispatchers received a 4:30 p.m. call that someone was using drugs near the BP gas station [in Wyoming, Mich.].
She was arraigned In Wyoming District Court, charged with two counts of drug possession -- one for possession of less than 25 grams of heroin.
Mikula garnered national attention in April 2001 when she and her twin sister, Crystal, were arrested by federal authorities in Alaska after disrupting a United Airlines flight headed for Shanghai.
The women, then 22, told The Press they were on their way to a modeling competition in China.
Posted by: MisterRage
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/29/10 07:52 PM
This porn whore said in her video on Bangbros that she just got out of a seven month prison sentence and needs to do this for money. Tried looking for her on this site
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/InmateReleases/ but no luck. Love to see her mugshot.
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=457564
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/04/11 08:25 PM
Anderson, Tessa Marie
Operating Under the Influence
Burden, Courtney Elizabeth
Driving Under the Influence
Damon, Rebecca L
Prostitution, Providing False Name to LEO
Crawford, Amy Lynn
Operating Under the Influence
Marshall, Olivia Renee
Possession of Cocaine and Poss. of Paraphernalia
Travis, Gima Kay
Domestic Assoult in the Presence of a Minor
McNally, Tara Elizabeth
Domestic Violence, Dating Violence
Jewett, Tracy Ann
Public Intoxication
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/04/11 08:46 PM
Ashraf, Fatima
DUI, Expired Tag, Expired License, 3 counts: DUI w/Damage to Property or Person, DUI w/Serious Bodily Harm
Brown, Sara Michelle
Possession of Herion, Poss. Paraphernalia
Carnley, Allecia
Prostitution
Dunn, Ashleigh Nicole
Battery
Feeney, Alisha Whitney
Possession of Controlled Dangerous Substance 2x Arlington & 6x Ft. Worth
Foster, Twila Renee
3 counts: Deprivation of a Minor
Franklin, Jasmine Channel
Driving Under the Influence of Drugs or Alcohol, Failure to Maintain Lanes
Gonzalez, Sabrina Yami
DUI
Martin, Alexandria Marie
False Imprisonment, Battery, Dating Violence by Strangulation
Schumacher, Erin N
Prostitution
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/05/11 07:41 PM
Looking at the photo of Erin, the last one above, makes me feel genuinely sad.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/05/11 08:56 PM
Yep, that is why I ended with it. It is a menagerie of sadness. There is definitely a story there that we are all better off not knowing.
Posted by: wannacorndog
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/08/11 02:26 PM
Fucking hot Thanks Jig for the help!
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/08/11 03:48 PM
She is a promotional model. Too bad Dino isn't around to turn her out. We'll just have to wait till credit card debt or cocaine push her to the next level.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/08/11 05:00 PM
I'm surprised we haven't seen a spin-off about women inmates advertising on jailhouse penpal sites. Those have to be a goldmine of LULZ.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/09/11 07:36 AM
http://www.bellcountydetention.com/Bell_inmatelist.htmlLink to a local detention center inmate list including mug shots.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/10/11 05:31 PM
This is like the fifth time we've come across this whore.
Posted by: damaged
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/11/11 05:39 AM
This looks like the trailer park girl from Idaho that Fatman was talking with...died of an OD over a year ago.
Woman Accused Of Spraying Deputy With Breast Milk Teaches SchoolTuesday, June 28, 2011 4:44 PM
Updated: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 6:06 PM
WBNS-10TVDELAWARE, Ohio — The woman who was arrested over the weekend after she allegedly sprayed Delaware County sheriff's deputies with breast milk is a teacher in Columbus, 10TV News reported on Tuesday.
Stephanie Robinette is employed at Summit Academy, a public charter school that specializes in the education of children with attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder and Asperger syndrome.
According to the school's Web site, Robinette teaches second and third grades. The school is now on summer break, 10TV's Chuck Strickler reported.
...
Deputies who arrived at the scene said Robinette was yelling profanities and refused to get out of the car, with the door open.
"Then she took out one of her breasts and literally started pumping her breast to spray the milk on officers," said Sheriff Walter Davis II.
....
Robinette, who was arraigned via video in Delaware County on Monday, apologized for her actions.
"I have no criminal record and I take these charges very seriously," Robinette said. "I absolutely intend to seek help for substance abuse with alcohol because alcoholism does run in my family and I'm addressing that, and (am) absolutely serious to go forward with counseling and rehabilitation."
Robinette was released from jail after her court appearance and faces five charges and possibly more, Strickler reported.
CLICK FOR FULL STORY
Probably GiGi would know this woman?
Posted by: Paradise Lost
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/12/11 04:01 AM
Kasey has done well for herself since retiring. Here's her boyfriend and the one she beat up.
Posted by: zenman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/13/11 08:59 PM
Kacey is still pretty hot. :bananacream:
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/14/11 12:11 AM
lol the minion truly lived the life.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/22/11 11:12 PM
Michelle Watson, 24, in Prescott, Arizona was arrested for drunk driving, aggravated assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest. After kneeing an officer in the groin, she vamped for her mugshot with two thumbs up. (Yavapai County Sheriff )
Posted by: VW/Velvet
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/23/11 08:08 AM
This is a great thread. Have to admit that there is nothing like a girl on the wrong side of the law.
Here is my contribution. One is pretty hot, the other...not so much.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/23/11 08:49 AM
The first one, I'd definitely post her bail to get some of that.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/23/11 01:35 PM
Yo, Velvet Dude: What're they in fer?
Posted by: VW/Velvet
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/23/11 05:34 PM
I have no idea. I just googled female mugshots
Posted by: Fiend
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/26/11 03:59 PM
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/26/11 05:31 PM
Hahahahah that's the girl from "That 70's show" that was Eric's sis and wore her makeup and hair like Ginger Lynn.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/26/11 05:47 PM
I've heard for years she has a major addiction problem. Whore.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/26/11 07:20 PM
Hahahahah that's the girl from "That 70's show" that was Eric's sis and wore her makeup and hair like Ginger Lynn.
She does look like Topher Grace in the mugshot.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/27/11 09:10 AM
Looks like the chick in
the other thread.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/27/11 10:45 AM
Here she is nekkid.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/11 02:56 PM
All TSG had is 21, South Carolina, arrested on a bench warrant.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/11 07:11 PM
We had one with potential go down locally. She might actually have passed her potential but she has good bone structure. Skin's a little wonky but the pornworld would cake on concealer, pat her on the butt, and send her out there.
Rap sheet here.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/13/11 12:03 AM
18 year old twins arrested for pot posession, Florida.
Pissing in public and resisting arrest.
Posted by: Tritone
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/13/11 05:45 PM
She's perfect for some black cock.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/13/11 06:09 PM
She's perfect for some black cock.
You know anybody that has one?
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/13/11 07:47 PM
Awww. Trite needs attention.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/13/11 08:10 PM
She's perfect for some black cock.
Derrick I thought your parole officer said you couldn't use a computer anymore?
Posted by: Tritone
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/14/11 05:21 AM
Derrick I thought your parole officer said you couldn't use a computer anymore?
I'm not that dude "Derrick1972". For the last fucking time!
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/14/11 08:28 AM
Whatever you say D'errick.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/02/12 09:01 PM
DWI, Speeding, No Proof of Insurance
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/02/12 09:13 PM
Jailed awaiting arraignment
Bozo got arrested for obtaining merchandise under false pretense
Arrested for failure to appear
Posted by: Tritone
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/02/12 10:26 PM
DWI, Speeding, No Proof of Insurance
Is that Gauge?
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/02/12 10:43 PM
Why do you care? Are you going to use your welfare check to bail her out so you can try forcing her to have sex with you against her will?
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/02/12 10:53 PM
I made the same expression she's making when I read that question.
Lets try and figure this out.
That's a pretty damn good resemblance. I'd say its her dead to rights, but I'm a honky, so, you know, you can't trust me.
P.S. I'd totally send her bail money and oxies in exchange for potential pussy & hand stand anal, along with super personal info to hold over her head if she doesn't come through with the tasty tasty.
Posted by: Tritone
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/03/12 07:05 AM
Why do you care? Are you going to use your welfare check to bail her out so you can try forcing her to have sex with you against her will?
Hey DICKHEAD, maybe I'm just curious cause I like her work. I'm a porn freak like all the folks here. I mean, why else would I be on this site. I know the girls, I know the flicks, etc.
Sometimes when I ask a question, it's JUST a question. No agenda attached.
OK -- don't want to derail this so back to topic.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/03/12 08:19 AM
I am seriously considering a fap session fantasizing about Gauge in a prison jump suit w/ the ass cut out and slits in the sides for boob access.
Life is pretty sad when a well though out fap session is your motivation to get through work.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/03/12 09:10 AM
Why do you care? Are you going to use your welfare check to bail her out so you can try forcing her to have sex with you against her will?
Hey DICKHEAD, maybe I'm just curious cause I like her work. I'm a porn freak like all the folks here. I mean, why else would I be on this site. I know the girls, I know the flicks, etc.
Sometimes when I ask a question, it's JUST a question. No agenda attached.
OK -- don't want to derail this so back to topic.
You're here because Staph Infection wouldn't let you back in and you love to be abused. You always have an agenda.
Posted by: fartz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/05/12 05:39 AM
I am seriously considering a fap session fantasizing about Gauge in a prison jump suit w/ the ass cut out and slits in the sides for boob access.
Life is pretty sad when a well though out fap session is your motivation to get through work.
You're in good company, man. I've survived the most harrowing of shifts by planning out epic fap-sessions.
Posted by: artwilliams
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/05/12 04:53 PM
Lauren DUI
Posted by: Jigaloo
Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 03:14 AM
Award-winning porn star Tori Black and her baby daddy were arrested for domestic battery in Las Vegas after the couple got into a drunken brawl over their infant's baby formula. Eat your heart out Jerry Springer.
Officers responded to a domestic dispute call at Tori's Hard Rock Hotel room early Friday morning. According to the police report, Tori -- real name (removed) -- told cops she had been drinking before she got back to the room where her fiance, Lyndell Anderson, and their 5-month old son were waiting.
The report states Tori and Lyndell started arguing because, as Tori told police ... Lyndell didn't have "enough breast milk" to feed the baby.
The two-time AVN Performer of the Year then claims Lyndell called her an "unfit mother" ... and that's when things got physical. In the report, police say Tori admitting punching Lyndell in the back of the head, but also claimed he shoved her into a wall.
According to the report, police reviewed the hotel security tape of the hallway outside the couple's room and saw Lyndell push Tori "with such violent force that she flies across the hall." Police say she had bruises on her arms.
Lyndell and Tori were both arrested and booked for domestic battery.
Sources tell us Tori's friends first suspected trouble when she missed a hosting gig at RPM Nightclub Friday night. Tori -- along with her fiance and BABY -- were primarily in Vegas for the AVNs where she was a nominee ... but did not win.
I found Lyndell's booking sheet but not his mugshot. This is another IR Success Story.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 07:03 AM
Ah, ya fuck. Ya beat me to it.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 07:07 AM
Don't feel bad. Some new mope posted it in another section a few hours after I put mine up.
Does the no real names rule count when it's quoting a news article? Doesn't that make it public knowledge?
Posted by: drained
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 08:57 AM
It's also to be found on Wikipedia in this case. Hopeless. And inconsequently applied.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 09:19 AM
Does the no real names rule count when it's quoting a news article? Doesn't that make it public knowledge?
Barry: Probably not but I'd rather err on the side of caution.
PD: What the fuck is your hard on about this?
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 09:36 AM
He's a kraut and they can never let go of anything. Butt hurt, thy name be pipe dream.
Posted by: drained
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 09:38 AM
I considered not doing it consequently and being teased about it by the likes of people who likely went to war with Onlinia about the issue when reminding them to be hypocritical. And don't give a shit about it now. Have fun with your mental soap opera revolving about hard-pressing topics like keeping the whores and whore fuckers safe.
Posted by: smutspov
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 09:50 AM
The guy is a total sucka for babysitting while his bitch parties & she's just another dumb white bitch who got knocked up by a brotha. Guess that's why she chose the name Black.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 10:34 AM
Gotta get a white broad that only does bruthas, no white dick for her, name could be Mandy Mudshark. Or Melanie Mudshark. Or a series with Mudshark as the character's name.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 10:42 AM
There should be a really hot pw with the name you suggested, but who doesn't do bruthas. The when the bruthas buy (and by buy I mean take advantage of the sharing in their community) movies to see her all excited they'll be disappointed. Lather, rinse, repeat.
That's classic outside the box thanking, bruthaman. Yo yo.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 02:05 PM
Does the no real names rule count when it's quoting a news article? Doesn't that make it public knowledge?
Barry: Probably not but I'd rather err on the side of caution.
PD: What the fuck is your hard on about this?
one more time... here's the rule - do not post whores real names on xpt.
good for you if you know their names and where they went to school etc... you're an impressive pervert and when you're not around we all speak highly of you and wonder what it's like to possess the l33t h4x0r skillz that gained you access to such highly guarded information. in short.. you sir, are a force.
anyways...
we're not going to edit a link to a legit news story that contains a whores name. especially if it's posted by an established user. same as the tube deal, yes?.
jigg did exactly the right thing.
and is this so difficult to understand?.
no one here wants to deal with all the fallout bullshit that comes with posting real names.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 03:56 PM
PD: What the fuck is your hard on about this?
He's a kraut and they can never let go of anything. Butt hurt, thy name be pipe dream.
You ain't kidding:
I considered not doing it consequently and being teased about it by the likes of people who likely went to war with Onlinia about the issue when reminding them to be hypocritical. And don't give a shit about it now. Have fun with your mental soap opera revolving about hard-pressing topics like keeping the whores and whore fuckers safe.
I am banned. I cannot reply to threads, post new ones or answer private messages. Send a private message with an e-mail address if you care to contact me. Free XPT.
The moderators of this heap are meaningless cunts. The regulars of this heap are retarded cocksuckers. Fuck this shit.
Posted by: drained
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 04:27 PM
Raoul latently needs someone to Duke it out with and sometimes gets Felt up; what a Mark he is.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 04:50 PM
Raoul latently needs someone to Duke it out with and sometimes gets Felt up; what a Mark he is.
Q.E.D. Thanks for being so consistent, li'l guy.
Posted by: drained
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 05:12 PM
Leprekraut, drop the Guinness infusion. The effects are disastrous. A drinking problem. Or just an Irish thing. It's the same shit with you. Don't go all out coma and feel the need for some wieners again there, hybrid gnome.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 05:26 PM
Leprekraut, drop the Guinness infusion. The effects are disastrous. A drinking problem. Or just an Irish thing. It's the same shit with you. Don't go all out coma and feel the need for some wieners again there, hybrid gnome.
Heh. Listen to Stewie. You can hear him sputtering and spitting at the screen, steam a'whistling from his ears.
"Damn you all to Hell!!! I am SMARTER than you all!!! Bow down to me!!!"Must be naptime.
Posted by: drained
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 05:36 PM
Not delivering.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/24/12 05:46 PM
That's it, Stewie. Punish us with your silence. That'll teach us not to question your brilliance.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 05:54 PM
when describing drinking problems on this board always use the plural..even if you think you're addressing one poster... as it causes the rest of us to question our status.
Posted by: drained
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 06:04 PM
Jimbo, that golden stuff in your bowl at the end of the rainbow surely isn't gold. Hopefully you can shower in Guinness for the other shower you took in it, cryptofag. And get a new obsession beside some pseudo-subversive cartoon show already. Empty trash television's filling some particular character deficiency for sure for you. Adequacy can't be it.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 06:12 PM
Your ESL gets worse the higher you get.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 06:33 PM
Is Stewie huffing the benzene again? No wonder he's been acting all froggy tonight. This oughta be good.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Mudshark arrested - 01/24/12 07:03 PM
"He killed 'em wid 'dey luv boss. He killed 'em wid 'dey luv."
John Coffey
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/06/12 12:55 AM
DUI (and looks like she also does A2M)
Not sure
DUI, leaving the scene of an accident and failing to give aid.
Arrested for public intoxication.
Failure to appear after getting a DUI.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/06/12 01:09 AM
Texting while driving drunk.
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/07/12 11:52 AM
Arrested for public intoxication.
Oh yeah! fap fap fap
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/07/12 01:06 PM
^^^Yes. It is very hot that she got so upset over a, what, 100-250 dollar fine? Dim wit.
I'm not saying I'm some tough guy. If I was getting a mug shot taken for any charge that would land me more than 30days, I'd prolly cry like a bitch.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/19/12 07:23 AM
Not good looking but funny and a DUI.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/19/12 07:29 AM
Using a forged credit card. Freckles
Shoplifting
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 04:46 AM
Bear with me here. I saw this escort's pic and laughed.
Then I saw her Facebook
(REMOVED). She cleans up better. A few of the pics remind me of Ava Rose a little.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 05:07 AM
This is Brittany Henson. Four mugshots between December 18 and February 23. There's an older one from July that I'm not putting here because it's wretched and she's all drugged out.
Charges Unknown
Failure To Appear, Driving while license suspended
Failure To Appear
Failure To Appear
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 05:26 AM
This is Jessica Denig. She is now 26.
June 2011. Meh, failure to appear, bad checks, stolen property and that kind of mischief.
February 2012, Very nice, Failure To Appear.
Posted by: Tritone
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 07:50 AM
Niiice. I might need to look her up.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 09:09 AM
Fuck you Tritone, you piece of shit. There's no cock between her legs so don't waste your time.
Are you related to Jessica Denig?
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 09:37 AM
Samantha, 21, arrested for Oxy, Crack, Xanax and Prostitution. Would "do it all" for $100. Trying to find a better pic.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 09:54 AM
Are you related to Jessica Denig?
Had to do a double take and laughed my nuts off.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 10:14 AM
I'm working on a new girl with a lot of mugshots that will be up in a few. I think you'll like. I have no doubt she's been here before. Very
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 10:52 AM
Tonya, now 26. There's 12 mugshots going back to 2004. Allow me a chance to get them all up, followed by some non mugshot photos of her.
2-1-04, no valid driver's license
8-16-05 Failure to appear for three accusations
6-28-07 Reckless Driving, Failure to obey Police
11-25-08, CHILD NEGLECT
7-6-09 Probation violation for contributing to the delinquency of
a minor.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 10:56 AM
Continued
9-15-09, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, obstruct office without violence
10-22-09, Accused of Battery on an officer, firefighters or EMT, DUI, Reckless Driving, Property Damage
7-26-10, I'm seeing different accusations but one place lists Accused of Property Damage, Nonmoving Traffic Violaition, Probabtion Violation and Posession of weed
9-29-10, 6 probation violations
8-12-11, warrant
Rest later.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 11:13 AM
She is just plain pissed off.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 11:14 AM
Hey, cocksucker. Tell us your tale of daring do in harassing Denig.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 11:22 AM
It didn't harass Denig, it harassed the girl two posts above Denig.
Again it proves why we can't have nice things, because most of us would have just looked at her pics. It took it a step further so I'm no longer going to post links to Facebook/Twitter/My Space pages in this thread.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 01:29 PM
Here are the last two of Tonya.
The normal pics of her will be up later.
10-10-11 sentencing for 3 past allegations
1-8-12 Arrested for Battery (Dating Violence)
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 02:44 PM
You should do an animated .gif of her mugshots.
Posted by: Tritone
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 03:39 PM
Look,
Don't stop posting facebook links on account of me. I have enough of a life that I don't need to harass strangers on facebook -- or browse through mugshot photos for jerk-off fantasies.
Posted by: Tritone
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 03:43 PM
It didn't harass Denig, it harassed the girl two posts above Denig.
You're such a liar. I never followed those links. I actually wouldn't put it past you to post something pretending to be me.
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 03:44 PM
i like the freckles.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 03:51 PM
Look,
Don't stop posting facebook links on account of me. I have enough of a life that I don't need to harass strangers on facebook -- or browse through mugshot photos for jerk-off fantasies.
Would you like me to post some mugshot photos of men so you don't feel left out? Here's some.
Malcolm Roderick Christopher
Posted by: drained
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 03:57 PM
All for equality and all. To see tritone react to being called "it" is somewhat of an incentive to check the racist troll job threads here. Freaky tranny fanny after all.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/26/12 06:23 PM
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/27/12 06:18 AM
You're such a liar. I never followed those links. I actually wouldn't put it past you to post something pretending to be me.
I have been told the situation escalated quickly and the poor victim has reached out to those with authority.
I feel bad about this.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/27/12 02:02 PM
Don't. Nigs do what nigs do. It's the lack of a soul.
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/27/12 03:02 PM
keep those freckled whores coming.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/28/12 03:24 PM
As a result of Tritone's actions I will no longer post any female mugshots. I apologize to the community but I will not do something that enables another person to threaten the safety of others.
Posted by: drained
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/28/12 03:29 PM
XPT cannot have nice things.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/28/12 03:45 PM
We could have nice things if Tritone wasn't around and could behave.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/28/12 03:50 PM
As a result of Tritone's actions I will no longer post any female mugshots. I apologize to the community but I will not do something that enables another person to threaten the safety of others.
All the shit you've given Tritone, and he has never changed his schtick. Now you are going to let him neuter you on here? Really? You are going to give him a win???? That's not the Jigaloo we all know and love. The Jigaloo we have all come to respect would start posting colored broad mugshots, proclaiming something along the lines of, "Even your women are criminals" or "I know these girls will be safe, because Tritone couldn't take a black woman in a fight, in order to rape her." It is a sad day for XPT when Jigaloo admits defeat. I mean, there are plenty of people calling him a n*ggur, but none of those fucks are making good contributions to a top 5 thread, or shittin on his Mammie. I might cry myself to sleep tonight.
I had a Facebook link taken out of a mugshot posting a while back, but I didn't give you the heads up because I'm not the law around these parts.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/28/12 05:29 PM
I am sorry you feel that way.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/28/12 07:06 PM
Those kind really are like children, aren't they?
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/28/12 07:32 PM
I am sorry you feel that way.
I'd say that I'd pick up the slack, but I'm behind on making good for multiple hijacks in the Sheriff's IBTC thread. It is one of the down sides of cleaning my hard drive, all my good material isn't readily available.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/01/12 06:00 PM
...It is one of the down sides of cleaning my hard drive, all my good material isn't readily available.
FBI subpoena?
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/01/12 07:13 PM
Nah, the new 2Tb hard drive I got last year. Cleaned like 300Gb of clutter off my computer. Gubment don't give you a heads up, ask that Rockford cat, when he gets out.
Posted by: butterman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/14/12 07:49 AM
Hair fighter
OK you can let her go
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/02/12 07:27 PM
It's been over a month so let's give this another shot. First one meh, three months later....
December 2011, Failure to Appear (There must be earlier stuff to get that charge, but I haven't found it yet)
March 2012,
Residential Home Invasion w/ firearm and Grand Theft Auto
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/02/12 08:51 PM
Everything I know I learned from Rush and Grand Theft Auto 4.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/02/12 09:07 PM
rush the movie or the band?. one of those is my least favorite thing to come out of Canada.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/02/12 09:49 PM
Limbaugh
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/03/12 01:25 AM
I don't hate rush so much as I hate that people hold them in such high regard.
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/03/12 02:23 AM
thought he meant butyl nitrate or poppers
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/03/12 08:28 AM
The band, of course. Let's not start saying things about Rush that we can't back.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/03/12 12:44 PM
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/03/12 12:49 PM
She's been a train wreck since That 70's Show...or before. Time has not been kind.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/11/12 12:44 PM
About 2/3rds of the chicks in this slideshow would fit nicely into this thread.
http://www.wtsp.com/news/photo-gallery.aspx?storyid=243313
Posted by: k1ng
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/12 12:20 AM
[bananacream]0__o[/bananacream]
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/12 04:44 AM
King, where ya been man?
Posted by: Fiend
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/21/12 07:05 PM
Posted by: turningblue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/02/12 08:01 PM
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/02/12 10:20 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/06/12 05:57 AM
Ashley, 25, DUI.
Amy, 32 then, assault on a child, property damage, simple assault with intent to do violence, weapon office.
Amy, 35 now, tresspassing. A little chubby but nothing the Chatsworth diet couldn't fix.
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/06/12 07:55 AM
she looked really good at 32.
Posted by: turningblue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/11/12 03:13 PM
"I have strong morals & values and am a very loyal person with so much to offer if you'll just take the time to see."
Reason for incarceration: 1st degree murder
Projected Release Date: 2027
http://www.cowtowninfo.com/personals/ff121/ff12-174.htm
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/11/12 06:39 PM
Bumfuck, WY. Been in the joint since 17. I bet there only been 2-3 dicks in her, outside of family. I wish they had a parole date in the ad.
Further research indicates she is first up for parole in 2027.
Description of her crime and meth use Pickin Pox Pic
Posted by: Mr. Meat
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/11/12 06:46 PM
I almost wanna lay pipe in that murderous lassy.
Posted by: JasonH
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/11/12 08:37 PM
I bet there only been 2-3 dicks in her, outside of family.
Not if they've got male prison guards.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/18/12 01:24 PM
19 and not bad for my town. She must have really pissed someone off for them to prosecute her for petit larceny.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/18/12 03:51 PM
she looks a bit over 19. Mid 20s at least. The slide has started early for this one.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/18/12 03:56 PM
Nah, she just needs to age into her face. She'll probably look better at 30 than she does at 19.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/18/12 04:24 PM
Assuming she makes it to 30.
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/18/12 10:43 PM
surprized ms gangbang from goodtimes highschool hasnt been posted on here yet.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/20/12 05:34 AM
Nicole, 20 y/o, 4'11", 89 lbs. Homicide.
Not enough chicks with glasses.
Kaitlyn, 19 y/o, 5'01", 108lbs, DUI
Bonus large Kaitlyn pic the board formatting would screw up Trisha, 20 y.o, 5'01" 115, Grand Theft and Posession of a controlled substance
This is a different Nicole. She is 30 y/o, 5'08", 130lbs and is a fitness instructor where she teaches pole dancing. She got popped for DUI, possibly right by her work.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/20/12 05:49 AM
Trisha, 20 y.o, 5'01" 115, Grand Theft and Posession of a controlled substance
A spinner and wearing glasses. Nice. I'd like to know what the controlled substance was. She doesn't yet appear to have contracted the pickin pox.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/20/12 06:00 AM
I have a lot more non-mughot pics of Kaitlyn if anyone wants to see them. I will not post a link to the source because of what Tritone did previously.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/20/12 07:20 AM
You know how to reach me with said pics.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/20/12 07:34 AM
I have a lot more non-mughot pics of Kaitlyn if anyone wants to see them. I will not post a link to the source because of what Tritone did previously.
More please.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/20/12 07:37 AM
MOAR!
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/20/12 08:19 AM
I'm busy right now, I'll upload them later on.
Posted by: Tritone
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/21/12 03:09 PM
Look, I never followed some link and harassed some girl. I don't do that, okay.
Go ahead and post the link if other people want to see it. Don't hold it back on account of some false impression of what I might do.
I thought we were working things out, Jigaloo.
-tone
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/21/12 03:21 PM
It's not harassment if you're owed a mule?
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/21/12 07:18 PM
Look, I never followed some link and harassed some girl. I don't do that, okay.
Go ahead and post the link if other people want to see it. Don't hold it back on account of some false impression of what I might do.
I thought we were working things out, Jigaloo.
-tone
You absolutely did. That is why I stopped posting links to social media accounts. And there is nothing to work out. You're a whining bigoted bastard. I asked you to lay off that new whore before attacking her with your IR bullshit right off the back and you agreed as I am the superior human being.
Edit: There is something to work out. When you put the gun in your mouth, don't hold it sideways like your people tend to do.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/21/12 07:18 PM
It's not harassment if you're owed a mule?
He's entitled to it.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/21/12 08:35 PM
Tri can't be a superior human being. He's only 3/5. More than half, but less than whole.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/21/12 09:29 PM
You guys know that if you fuck with him too much, he's never going to talk about the Syphilis dude. He's our only admitted black dude,I bet there are others, so he is the only one that can understand what Mr. Mr. was going through.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/21/12 11:28 PM
I think you're supposed to refer to Syphilis Dude as Mr. Arcusmay because a handful of creatures refuse to believe it was him.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/22/12 11:47 AM
"Admitted black guy". You're a master of phrases.
Posted by: Tritone
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/22/12 05:08 PM
Look, I never followed some link and harassed some girl. I don't do that, okay.
Go ahead and post the link if other people want to see it. Don't hold it back on account of some false impression of what I might do.
I thought we were working things out, Jigaloo.
-tone
You absolutely did. That is why I stopped posting links to social media accounts. And there is nothing to work out. You're a whining bigoted bastard. I asked you to lay off that new whore before attacking her with your IR bullshit right off the back and you agreed as I am the superior human being.
Edit: There is something to work out. When you put the gun in your mouth, don't hold it sideways like your people tend to do.
Fuck you, then. You're the same POS as always.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/22/12 05:48 PM
Look, I never followed some link and harassed some girl. I don't do that, okay.
Go ahead and post the link if other people want to see it. Don't hold it back on account of some false impression of what I might do.
I thought we were working things out, Jigaloo.
-tone
You absolutely did. That is why I stopped posting links to social media accounts. And there is nothing to work out. You're a whining bigoted bastard. I asked you to lay off that new whore before attacking her with your IR bullshit right off the back and you agreed as I am the superior human being.
Edit: There is something to work out. When you put the gun in your mouth, don't hold it sideways like your people tend to do.
Fuck you, then. You're the same POS as always.
Something tells me soon we're going to be referring to someone committing suicide as a
Marcus.
P.S. You're off my Kool list.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/22/12 09:20 PM
@tri What can be worked out? Straighten your hair, bleach your skin. You're still 4 generations out of the trees. Nothing will change that.
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/22/12 09:38 PM
try to track down the alleged jews that allegedly infected michael jackson with vitiligo.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/23/12 12:52 PM
The Jews killed him because her converted to Islam at the home of Steve Pacaro, the guitar player in Toto.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/23/12 01:29 PM
The Jews also gave Mr. Marcus syphilis.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/23/12 01:46 PM
The Jews also gave Mr. Marcus syphilis.
I know you're just trying to taunt Tritone into coming back again to repeat the cycle once more. Like Sisyphus.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/23/12 02:35 PM
The Jews also run PORN VALLEY and the GOVERNMENT and have broken my FACEBOOK.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/23/12 03:38 PM
The Jews bought off Obama so he can't protect Desi and the Retard from the Jews. They still haven't come up with enough cash to keep him from hating Israel. Silly Jews just can't prioritize.
Twitter? Founded by Ariel Twitter. Jew.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/23/12 04:26 PM
Ariel Twitterstein. Show respect.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/23/12 07:57 PM
Fucking Jews, changing their names and what not.
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/23/12 10:33 PM
heres a perfect example of a secret jew:
jeremy stenberg
theres no such last name as stenberg and even if there is berg at the end of a name makes it jew.
but back on topic heres the 5 student gangbang receiving teacher from texas:
she was getting banged left and right by the students while her husband was overseas.
heres what also came up in my google search
wakana kinoshita
Posted by: drained
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/25/12 01:54 PM
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/25/12 04:56 PM
i like amr better.but its more likely the teacher would let me fuck her.
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/12 05:33 PM
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/06/12 06:37 PM
"Prescott woman arrested after reportedly driving on curb, kneeing officer in groin "
i knew she had done some funny shit.fuck i hope she had a good lawyer,because if not shes gonna do some time.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/12 01:37 PM
wheres Fiona Apple, the criminal?
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/12 07:22 PM
I don't know, she had her eyes closed, and she don't look all that good any more. I saw it the other day on CDAN.
Posted by: wannacorndog
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/12 10:54 PM
Fiona Apple Mug Shot
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/22/12 11:06 PM
I saw a few other pics of her and she kinda looks drugged out now. I mean, not just weed like she got caught with. Anyone have the inside scoop?
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/23/12 07:33 AM
Pretty sure she is anorexic.
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/23/12 11:37 PM
Fiona Apple Mug Shot
I had no idea that she's so short.
It explains the complex she has about 96 word long album titles
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/26/12 05:46 PM
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/12 09:25 AM
Linda Hogan, DUI
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/12 11:46 AM
Heehee. Filthy cunt.
Posted by: Mr. Meat
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/12 11:53 AM
Wonder if she ever licked the Hulk's asshole?
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/12 07:36 PM
Funny, I would never wonder that !
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/12 07:38 PM
im sure she did.hes the fucking hulk!
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/12 07:45 PM
Hogan foreplay: "Hulster says take your vitamins and lick my roids, brotha"
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/12 07:51 PM
you guys haven't seen the actual vid?.
he's an awkward dude that talks about eating like a pig beforehand...
http://gawker.com/5948770/even-for-a-min...watch-it-anywaythis is short glimpse and a review. It's a good read.
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/06/12 11:20 PM
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/07/12 12:49 AM
Don't matter, she got practically jack shit in the divorce. No more equestrian lessons for her daughter. Allegedly, she started fucking her spin instructor, when the agreement they had was he had to approve who she fucked. I don't think the fat bastard could fuck w/o Cialis.
I'll put some better pics of her in the Celeb Perv Shot thread.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/08/12 03:55 AM
Prostitution.
Minor in posession. AKA Lost and bewildered.
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/19/12 09:50 PM
sarah jones
Sitting at the kitchen table in the ranch-style home of his grandparents, who have brought him up since he was a baby, Nathan could barely keep a lid on the storm of anger, disbelief and humiliation that he said is tearing him apart inside.
Staring at a photo of their wedding day he said sarcastically: 'That was supposed to be happiest day of our lives.'
The young man struggled to find the right words to describe the scale of the betrayal, often lapsing into silences.
'She is a sexual predator and should have been locked up for what she did. Teachers do not have sex with their students,' said Nathan, 26.
'She was in a position of authority and abused it. She abused that boy.
'If I were a teacher and had an affair with a teenage girl I would be looking at prison time. There is no justice there. It is just wrong.'
Jones had faced up to ten years in prison after being charged with sexual abuse following her arrest in March of this year.
'She is a sexual predator and should have been locked up for what she did. Teacher's do not have sex with their students. She abused that boy'
Nathan Wilburn
She was due to go on trial this week with prosecutors ready to reveal thousands of sexually explicit text messages she had sent the 17-year-old boy.
But in a deal agreed by prosecutors, Jones pleaded guilty to lesser charges of sexual misconduct and custodial interference and was given five years probation. She was also banned from ever teaching.
For Nathan, who had dated Jones as his high school sweetheart before their marriage in July 2011, the confession hit him like a bolt out of the blue two days earlier in a phone call from Sarah.
He had just come home from work back to his modest home in Independence, Kentucky, he was tired, and was looking forward to spending the rest of the day relaxing.
'Two days before the plea deal she called to tell me she was going to plead guilty. I was just stunned. I'd heard rumors but had refused to believe them because she had been so insistent.
'Even then in the phone call Sarah kept on saying she did not do anything wrong. She told me she was innocent and doing it to protect her mom - but innocent people don't plead guilty.'
It wasn't the first time he had had a tearful phone call from Sarah protesting her innocence - and not the first time he was too willing to swallow her lies.
Read more:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...l#ixzz29oOGEs2o Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
long story short:former cheerleader gets fucked by teen stud.gets caught by thedirty.com and ends up in court.takes the plea deal and skips off with probation.they get married and it lasts all of six weeks.storys on dateline tonight for those interested.
Dead ringer for Beulah McGillicutty
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/20/12 07:38 AM
I had a Cheri magazine w/ Beulah in it. Hot.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/03/12 10:28 PM
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/23/12 04:52 AM
This is from last month, it's the girl I posted in February which led to me not posting full names or social media accounts. This is for a few counts related to prostitution and UNLICENSED PRACTICE OF A HEALTH CARE PROF, however they define that. Pretending to be a nurse or doctor I assume.
This broad is average, but she's got a huge list of drug charges. She was selling weed, Oxy, coke, Klonopin, Xanax, and Lexapro. Is there really a market for anti-depressants? Since Jerky probably has a boner just from reading so far I'll save her stats for after the pic.
22, 5'5", 120lbs, works at a country club.
Posted by: Palindrome
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/24/12 06:03 PM
^ the blonde looks EXACTLY like Barry Manilow.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/12 02:47 PM
Carmella Bing
Article
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/12 03:20 PM
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/12 03:23 PM
This probably doesn't belong in AWOP, but I found it while reading the Carmella Bing story.
Little Lupe and Evan are suing the makers of her Fleshlight. I guess if Interpol is still after her, she is trying to hide in plain sight.
Little Lupe's plastic pussy
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/12 05:21 PM
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/12 06:45 PM
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/06/12 08:13 PM
shes got a manly jawline.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/12 01:05 PM
Did Bing try to knock over a Cheesecake Factory?
Posted by: turningblue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/12 05:06 PM
Possession of forged instrument - theft by deception
Projected Release Date: 02/2014
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/12 06:21 PM
Did Bing try to knock over a Cheesecake Factory?
She was busted for possession of CDS paraphanelia while riding around in a stolen Mercedes with paper license tags in the middle of the night. One would think that a thirty year old woman would have more sense than do pull shit like that. Not a smart whore.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/19/12 01:24 PM
Cameron Adams, she of BackRoomCastingCouch, and breaking into Taryn Thomas' house to shit on a picture, fame.
CRIMINAL DAMAGE-DEFACE
DISORDERLY CONDUCT-FIGHTING
INTERFER W/JUDICIAL PROCEEDING
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/20/13 10:58 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/23/13 08:43 PM
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/23/13 08:56 PM
Heehee.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/23/13 11:56 PM
Says she bi polar, but I'm thinking the dog got her methed up and took advantage of her.
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/24/13 03:21 AM
He made her his bitch.
You know he was black, she's a homely white girl.
When he asked for doggie style, he just said My Way.
The dog claimed in his defense: "with all those spots on her, I thought the bitch was a dalmation"
Posted by: KidRibz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/02/13 10:58 AM
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/24/13 10:16 AM
Amanda Bynes latest mug shot
Posted by: drained
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/24/13 12:11 PM
In the film It's All About Love there are people who look like other people.
These other people get brainwashed - "[...]they buy them in Eastern Europe and fuck up their brains with chemicals and shit." - and their appearance is changed through plastic surgery.
This is being done because the people making money due to their business relationship with an ice skating talent see a source of their income in jeopardy and want to have multiple redundant securities via almost-clones, the target likeness played by Claire Danes.
It's All About Love is marketed as the inversion of the idea behind Dogme 95 - a total lack of heavy CGI material for example - and uses CGI and other effects numerous times, but on point.
Amanda Bynes might've had an interesting intervention recently, whoever she is.
There's bolt-on dogma in porn. It's mostly boring.
^^^ wtf ....
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/25/13 04:57 AM
Speaking of someone needing an intervention and a personality transplant !
Posted by: drained
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/27/13 12:23 PM
Just call me Barney Fyfe ! Almost 3 weeks ago I was checking a 1911 pistol .22 cal and fucked around and shot myself in the damned foot. Not figuratively but literally. Of course, with my immune system I developed an infection along with the indignity of it all. I couldn't have aimed and shot any better though. It missed bones and tendons right between my second and third toes. Straight through. Bled like a stuck pig. I know a lot of local police officers and when one came I was embarrassed as hell. The people in the e.r. were actually disappointed when they heard a gunshot wound was coming in. They were expecting carnage. Lol
Ironically about a week before this the owner of the local gunshops I go to had an accident too. He was shooting some .45 reloads that had been reloaded by a guy that works for him at times and the gun blew up in his face. The guy had double loaded them. He came close to losing an eye. He put it like this "If you drive a car long enough you will be involved in an accident more than likely" "Same thing with a gun. If you own them long enough you will have an accidental discharge at some point"
In my case I was feeling bad and not thinking as alertly as usual. Never should have been fooling with a gun in that state.
I figured I'd wait till after the infection appeared to be gone and I was healed mostly to post this. Didn't feel like taking the ribbing while that was going on.
Chanel Preston is wondermous ! I love love love watching her.
@Gia: you've caught the Maddy Oreilly bug too I see. She makes me all nervous inside ! Hope she does anal at some point.
Fanboy post for the day.
Speaking of someone needing an intervention and a personality transplant !
Are you suggesting he's going to shoot Chanel Preston?
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/29/13 08:39 AM
Bwhahahahahahah only with my pecker if she would let me.
Posted by: Perronegro
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/06/13 02:40 AM
Found in a forum with some creepy mugshots, and some nice prostitutes at the police station.
Seems it was taken in Miami, don't know. But dudes, this chick haunts me.
Posted by: duanculo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/21/13 08:20 PM
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/21/13 08:48 PM
That mug shot was 80pounds ago.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/09/13 11:53 AM
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/29/13 06:37 AM
I'm going to attempt to post here more often. No real names or links to social media accounts because of one of our members stalking girls.
18, weed and drug paraphernalia.
28, driving with a suspended license. This girl's got pw written all over her.
18, DUI, Fake ID
32, thought she was funny looking then I see, oh prostitution.
This is for Tritone. 74 charges including Homicide.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/29/13 09:19 AM
I'll take "18, Weed & Paraphernalia" for $300, Alex.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/29/14 08:01 AM
Reby Sky-fighting w/ Matt Hardy in hotel.
Better pix of Reby:
Posted by: Demonbolloxs
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/24/14 01:11 PM
Bump This thread should never die !!!
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/24/14 02:43 PM
This bird probably would have gotten away with her crime if her boyfriend had told her twice instead of just once.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/25/14 03:22 PM
Irish monocle.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/12/14 07:32 PM
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/19/14 01:45 PM
Two cuties in the local mugshots roundup.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/08/14 11:21 AM
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/08/14 11:25 AM
This sweet young thing got arrested for prostitution and grand theft.
I plan to look for more photos later.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/12/14 11:38 AM
Charged with prostituting herself out inside of a public library.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/12/14 12:01 PM
They could have let her wipe off the pop shot, before taking the mugshot.
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/12/14 05:13 PM
Charged with prostituting herself out inside of a public library.
That's the hottest thing I've read in years.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/25/14 12:05 PM
Posted by: Fiend2
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/25/14 12:15 PM
How much do you think number 3 throw momma from the train looking whore charges? We could pitch in and get her for panzer.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/25/14 12:43 PM
My God between those looks and the probable accents...
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/25/14 01:42 PM
Booking agent contact, please.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/25/14 01:57 PM
How much do you think number 3 throw momma from the train looking whore charges? We could pitch in and get her for panzer.
1/2 pack of stale menthol cigarettes and whatever is left in your 40oz?
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/25/14 01:59 PM
My God between those looks and the probable accents...
Trenton accent is generic ghetto. There isn't much distinction to it. Maybe some Philly influence on certain words.
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/25/14 02:04 PM
Were they part of the big
MyRedBook bust?
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/25/14 02:12 PM
Don't know if Gian Jergens reads this thread but if so, I wonder if she thought the "hot felon" was hot, and her thoughts on him getting a modeling contract.
Posted by: artwilliams
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/25/14 03:53 PM
A number of them don't look any worse than "pornstars without makeup". Really, think about. If some of you'd hit Dana Hayes then you'd do some of them if they had a professional makeup job.
Posted by: Kingfish
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/25/14 04:39 PM
Don't know if Gian Jergens reads this thread but if so, I wonder if she thought the "hot felon" was hot, and her thoughts on him getting a modeling contract.
Other shots of him show that he is obviously part Trite-one and that the viral mug shot is probably the best of the bunch. So what she thinks about the male pulchritude of an IR mishap would probably be the answer.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/25/14 07:36 PM
How much do you think number 3 throw momma from the train looking whore charges? We could pitch in and get her for panzer.
I figured she was the pimpette.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/25/14 10:01 PM
Booking agent contact, please.
Probably LAX.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/01/14 03:29 PM
Emma from WWE, shoplifting at Walmart
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/01/14 07:11 PM
An iPhone case, as I understand things. I'm not even sure who she is.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/03/14 09:41 PM
thats not a bad lift though. iphone case is the best insurance you can buy(or steal).
Posted by: Statik
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/12/14 02:31 AM
Emma from WWE, shoplifting at Walmart
I still don't believe this bitch thought she checked out the case in self-checkout I think the security camera would say otherwise.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/26/14 12:10 PM
22, sentenced to 3 years for involvement w/ "high end" prostitution ring. 300-400 roses per hour don't equate to "high end" in my opinion. It is more like slightly upper middle class. 300 is like a lil hotter than Backpage, 400 is if you pay the upsell for a trip to Greece.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...hree-years.html
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/08/14 12:35 PM
not LA hot but for our town and compared to her apparent cellmates she'll do.
my guess is a nurse or pharm tech stealing the goods got caught during inventory or meds count.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/08/14 03:36 PM
Don't forget to hit the "like" button. On the mugshot site.
Posted by: turningblue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/02/14 01:17 PM
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/02/14 01:39 PM
Lock em up and throw away the key. Bitches have been getting away with rape forever. Time to make some examples.
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/02/14 04:07 PM
Not only did they both do the kid, they had threesomes, and I guess filmed some of it.
Be kinda interesting to know how it all went down. Apparently the one on bottom was seeing the kid quite a bit. I would assume invited the other woman to join in.
Not bad for 16.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/03/14 01:19 PM
Good for that kid. It's a love story, like that teacher and the mud kid that she was doing since Grade 6.
If it were the gym coach and the shop teacher dping little Sally Blojob, I doubt folks would see the love.
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/03/14 03:26 PM
When I was in HS (late '70's) there was a girl doing one of the teachers. Everyone knew it. They didn't really try to hid it. Granted they weren't making out in the hallway, but were always together. Nobody really seemed to care.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/04/14 11:09 AM
Can you imagine the rancor of dudes that have been hitting on those two finding out they are peds. Like, W T F
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/04/14 01:06 PM
I believe that the hotter one was married.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/05/14 07:50 AM
I bet that's one pissed husband....unless he liked to watch.
Posted by: turningblue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/22/14 01:02 PM
Not a mugshot but still...
Megan Mahoney, 24, was arrested Monday for allegedly having regular sexual contact with the same 16-year-old student over a period of more than two months beginning in late October 2013, the Staten Island Advance reports.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/21/megan-mahoney-teacher-sex_n_6022546.html
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/22/14 01:59 PM
Lucky little fucker...
Posted by: turningblue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/08/14 12:11 PM
The artist formerly known as Tiffany Holiday is in Atlantic County jail for criminal mischief, burglary, theft and unlawful possession of a handgun. Bail is set at $90K. She was incarcerated in March of this year.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/09/14 08:50 AM
Dirty Jersey in the house.
Posted by: Statik
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/10/14 11:09 PM
Damn! she looks rough as fuck.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/04/15 06:35 PM
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/04/15 07:10 PM
Umm... Is that the butt end of an asthma inhaler poking out of her bra??
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/04/15 07:49 PM
How is that story not set in Florida??? Fatman has a chubby and he doesn't even know why.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/10/15 09:56 AM
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/10/15 02:29 PM
And I have a new avatar. Thanks.
Posted by: Cody
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/05/15 11:09 AM
I'm going to attempt to post here more often. No real names or links to social media accounts because of one of our members stalking girls.
18, DUI, Fake ID
She kind of reminds me of Gia:
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/22/15 02:28 PM
Dana Hayes
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/22/15 03:18 PM
Prostitution or just panhandling?
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/22/15 04:50 PM
Hooking, apparently.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/22/15 05:54 PM
From the mug shot, I thought she was busted for bait & switch, seeing as she's always crying about having nothing to eat.
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/23/15 12:58 PM
She'll probably move on to some other burgh. Can't imagine her wanting to stay in Reno and get caught again. The county judge probably does not look kindly on escort recidivism. My guess is a return to the San Fernando Valley, where old porn stars go to die.
Posted by: hphonez
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/27/15 07:22 AM
Ashley Spang (possibly Ashley L. Dumas), 27 years old, Boise, Idaho. Held in Ada County Jail after
9 were arrested on June 11, 2015, in a neighborhood drug house.
Controlled Substance Violation (felony), Possession of Marijuana (misdemeanor), Possession of Drug Paraphernalia (misdemeanor)
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/27/15 08:19 AM
The blue haired whore is a nice broken toy.
Posted by: adv0cad0
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/27/15 12:11 PM
Shitty line work on that tat.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/27/15 05:48 PM
The blue haired whore is a nice broken toy.
QOTD
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/03/15 07:25 AM
Katie Rees, former Miss Nevada 2007 "Rees was charged with speeding, driving with a suspended license, operating a motor vehicle with suspended license plates, failure to produce proof of insurance and resisting a police officer", police said.
Edit: Old Dead Photo links zappedThat must have been some party the night she wore the red top
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/03/15 11:30 AM
Meth charges???? Hot.
Posted by: Fiend2
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/17/15 11:04 PM
Brandon and Christian will have to fight for this one.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/18/15 12:57 AM
Where others see nothing, I see potential.
Posted by: Vice Admiral
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/18/15 01:52 AM
It's been a hard day's night for that one.
Posted by: HillbillyHarry
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/18/15 08:24 AM
Where others see nothing, I see potential.
This is why we like you Brandon
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/19/15 12:46 AM
Imagine hearing her try to talk dirty. Or talk, even.
Posted by: turningblue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/18/15 01:08 PM
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/25/15 01:22 PM
Sunny - failure to appear
Posted by: studlee67
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/05/15 12:23 PM
Here are some chicks I know, mugshots and seen in better days.
Any comments on them?
http://imgur.com/a/mnolIhttp://imgur.com/pR7TkV1http://imgur.com/myHtqgd
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/05/15 10:13 PM
I love this thread and have been into this before. Here are some chicks I know, mugshots and seen in better days. Would love to see comments on them.
How can I post preview images here?
It is a big pain in the ass. You have to click yer link, copy the URL, then paste it in between IMG tags. Much easier to put em on Imgur and use their UBB code.
Posted by: studlee67
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/06/15 06:44 AM
Thanks.
Posted by: Fiend2
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/06/15 10:11 AM
I'd point out that if you like mugshots there are sub-reddits with them but it seems the really active one is gone now.
Posted by: KidRibz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/15/16 07:42 PM
Posted by: Steezo
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/15/16 08:06 PM
Blech! Don't go to the main homepage for that site. Entirely too much gay shit.
Posted by: KidRibz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/15/16 08:27 PM
Good call....I would have warned you if I had known.
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/15/16 07:46 PM
Former porn star Selena Skye
Arrest Record Overview for Selena XXXXXXX
(marijuana posession)
First Name: SELENA
Last Name: XXXXXXX
Middle Name: XXXXXXXX
Gender: Female
Arrest Date: 2015-12-22 00:00:00
Age: 29
State: Arizona
County: Maricopa
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Weight: 135
Height: 5'10
Dob: 1986-05-07 00:00:00
Booking Date: 2015-12-22 00:00:00
Birth Year: 1986
Posted by: windsock
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/16/16 09:58 AM
Please juxtapose an image from Selena's pornography with that frumpy mugshot.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/16/16 06:11 PM
Juxtaposition
Posted by: windsock
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/16/16 09:14 PM
Thank you, sir. I've actually seen her in pornography somewhere. It's weird I never made a note of the 'Yellow Submarine' tattoo. Back in a 2000s I went regularly to a certain den of sin in Akron and one of their regular girls had an excellent reproduction of Picasso's 'Weeping Woman' on her back. That sounds like a joke but it is absolutely true. I'll never forget it as long as I live.
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/17/16 03:45 PM
She was thestar of one of those gagging abuse sites.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/17/16 04:23 PM
She was thestar of one of those gagging abuse sites.
That is a heck of a photo. The berry above her eye, the tuft of gut hair on the mope, the 2 lil rainbows of spit/puke from his balls to her chin, the copious amounts of smeared whore paint around her eye, the mope's gunt dewlapping over his cock. Erotic Art at its finest.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/17/16 04:49 PM
Had to look up dewlap and happy to have learned a new word today.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/17/16 05:36 PM
Had to look up dewlap and happy to have learned a new word today.
My bill is in the mail. I addressed it to Slerprechaun, so they know who to bring it to.
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/17/16 06:41 PM
The southern version is Dunlop. As in, your belly done lopped over your belt.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/17/16 06:57 PM
Or tool shed. Every dude needs a shed over his tool.
Posted by: windsock
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/17/16 09:17 PM
She was thestar of one of those gagging abuse sites.
That is a heck of a photo. The berry above her eye, the tuft of gut hair on the mope, the 2 lil rainbows of spit/puke from his balls to her chin, the copious amounts of smeared whore paint around her eye, the mope's gunt dewlapping over his cock. Erotic Art at its finest.
This post was like one of those old BBC shows about art where an erudite scholar walks through the Lourve and stands in front works while eloquently pointing out details you've always overlooked, causing you to see the familiar through refreshed eyes.
Posted by: foxtrot2000
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/25/16 07:41 AM
Posted by: windsock
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/25/16 08:10 AM
Her life is ruined.
Posted by: snapfap
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/05/16 02:08 PM
Posted by: Claude Goddard
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/05/16 04:32 PM
Teana Trump there, caught with 5-6 pounds of weed. 6 months.
Posted by: snapfap
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/06/16 06:48 PM
nice collection on
flickr
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/09/16 10:42 PM
This is why you never take whores to yer home.
Murder charges have been filed against three women, including two sisters, and a man stemming from a robbery gone awry Tuesday in Palos Township that left one man dead and a second injured.
One of the women charged had twice met the owner of the home where the shooting took place to have sex for money, prosecutors said at a bond hearing Thursday at the Bridgeview courthouse. The homeowner, who has a valid firearm owner identification card, shot two male assailants, one of whom survived and was charged, after they brandished knives in a robbery attempt, prosecutors said.
Bail was set at $2 million for Brandy Marshall, 19, of Crown Point, Ind., although public records show her living in Lynwood and Dyer, Ind.; her sister, Paige Marshall, 20, of Hobart, Ind.; Sarah Risner, 20, of Crown Point, Ind. and Tyler Gulli, 23, of Portage, Ind. Another accomplice, Anthony Dalton, 19, of Cedar Lake, Ind., was shot and killed during the incident. Along with murder, the four who were in court are also charged with home invasion.
Dalton's accomplices are being held liable in his death because it occurred while they were committing a crime, prosecutors said.
.......
Brandy Marshall has a 10-month-old child and a 10th grade education while her sister has a 1-year-old son and earned her GED after completing the 8th grade, their attorney, Assistant Public Defender Dan Nolan, said.
"None of these people shot anybody or hurt anybody," Nolan said during Thursday's court appearance.
Risner has two children, a 17-month-old and a 6-month old. She is represented by private attorney Joseph DiNatale.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/10/16 09:33 AM
That description is murky. Did the homeowner die as well? Or just one of the assailants? If just the assailant why the murder charge? WTF?
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/10/16 09:35 AM
Never mind. I see the fucktards in Chicago tried to charge the homeowner with murder. Fucking shit for brains.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/10/16 10:49 AM
Never mind. I see the fucktards in Chicago tried to charge the homeowner with murder. Fucking shit for brains.
The other 4 intruders are being charged with murder because they conspired to commit a crime that resulted in a death.
The Brandy whore (#3 in the mugshot line up) is quite the cutie when dolled up. I would rent her orifices for an hour or 2, just not at my house.
She and #1 seem to have been booked for a 3sum. No way a dude hired 2 young whores for a BJ w/ rubber on.
backdoorman google "felony murder" Its one of the dumbest laws Ive ever seen, but it happens all the time. Generally speaking though, its usually plea bargained down to a lesser charge. This also applies if you flee from police and the police kill themselves or someone else while chasing you. The justice system has a sweet spot for cops, so there is usually no plea deal in these cases.
Posted by: windsock
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/13/16 06:35 AM
I can't help it. I have a thing for cute bitches who commit crimes. I remember when I read in Helter Skelter that Susan Atkins had fantasies of skinning Frank Sinatra alive while playing his records I jerked off for like a half hour straight. I'd pay to mastubate onto these lovely ladies' boobies while they stabbed me in the face. Oh yes.
http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-strippers-arson-drugs-0713-20160712-story.htmlHere's another cute stripper, who enlisted her boyfriend/suitcase to help her commit an arson. Note: she's from Naugatuck Conn, where there's also a lot of inbreeding.
Posted by: windsock
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/13/16 07:21 AM
I'd love to pound her vagina doggystyle while she starts a fire.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/13/16 09:12 AM
2 CT strippers taking a trip to Wildwood? 95% chance they had ads on Craigslist in AC, to pick up side money on the trip.
Posted by: turningblue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/01/17 07:59 PM
Posted by: windsock
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/01/17 08:08 PM
This young woman has the chameleon abilities of an arch criminal. I'd love to ejaculate upon all of her various incarnations.
Posted by: KidRibz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/18/17 08:55 PM
I know most of you are too young to remember Frankie Leigh...but her transformation is crazy. Her mug shots are bad. If I knew how to post pictures now I would.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/19/17 05:02 AM
I remember Frankie Leigh from the 80s. Jewish girl. WEHT her?
Posted by: KidRibz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/19/17 09:26 AM
I remember Frankie Leigh from the 80s. Jewish girl. WEHT her?
Google her and find her mug shot, she looks like a washed out meth head.
Posted by: KidRibz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/19/17 08:35 PM
I remember Frankie Leigh from the 80s. Jewish girl. WEHT her?
For the life of me I can't find that picture. It's one of those that show a series of mug shots and you can see her deterioration. Damn
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/20/17 11:17 PM
Windsock, have you seen the Jordana James Cover My Face clip? Brendan Irons asks her many questions while she is covered in mope jizz.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/24/17 03:10 PM
I remember Frankie Leigh very well. She was very hot.
Posted by: windsock
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/24/17 09:10 PM
Windsock, have you seen the Jordana James Cover My Face clip? Brendan Irons asks her many questions while she is covered in mope jizz.
Marvelous! I will definitely tube this and juxtapose her mugshots to the side.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/26/17 08:57 AM
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/06/17 12:49 PM
Dakota Skye - Domestic Violence
Colleen Campbell - 28y/o Philly TV News Reporter/Bartender - Being a Drunken Cunt at a Comedy Club
http://www.phillymag.com/news/2017/06/06/colleen-campbell-phl-17-helium-comedy-club-fired/
Seems Orange is her new Black.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/06/17 06:03 PM
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/04/20 12:48 AM
Twins busted for engaging in prostitution
from mugshawtys
https://twitter.com/mugshawtys?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/20/20 11:34 PM
Twins busted for engaging in prostitution
from mugshawtys
https://twitter.com/mugshawtys?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
That is old. I think i made a thread about em in GPT, with pix from one of their ads or FB page.
I actually had to pass on a.session with 2 hot, 23yr old, 5'1, petite and lean twin blonds, because the 1 i hung out with was sketchy on how it would go down and i couldnt afford to gamble the $650 ask.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 11/09/20 03:15 PM
Twins busted for engaging in prostitution
from mugshawtys
https://twitter.com/mugshawtys?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
They look good for enamas, anal beads and anal massage material.
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/28/21 01:33 PM
shanna - bad girl
bump
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/28/21 01:34 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bentoverbanana.gif" alt="" />
bump
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/28/21 01:34 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bentoverbanana.gif" alt="" /> Poor whore will be immortalized on this board, no matter how she may try to change her reputation.
So going through an old post (which is a reminder of just how fucking great this BB was back in the day) and decided to see if this young woman had turned her life around. I can't be sure, but apparently not. Looks like her eye cleared up.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/01/21 08:22 AM
Contempt of court? Did she mouth off to judge or was it indirect contempt?
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/25/21 04:18 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bentoverbanana.gif" alt="" /> Poor whore will be immortalized on this board, no matter how she may try to change her reputation.
So going through an old post (which is a reminder of just how fucking great this BB was back in the day) and decided to see if this young woman had turned her life around. I can't be sure, but apparently not. Looks like her eye cleared up.
Added
November 9, 2014
At 8:39 p.m. on November 9, an officer made contact with Shanna Marie Lanning, age 28, of Oakridge, in the parking lot of the Side Pocket for Trespassing. She had an active warrant. After being taken into custody, the officer found her in possession of methamphetamines, mushrooms, and marijuana. Case 1419570
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/05/21 10:28 AM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bentoverbanana.gif" alt="" /> Poor whore will be immortalized on this board, no matter how she may try to change her reputation.
So going through an old post (which is a reminder of just how fucking great this BB was back in the day) and decided to see if this young woman had turned her life around. I can't be sure, but apparently not. Looks like her eye cleared up.
Added
November 9, 2014
At 8:39 p.m. on November 9, an officer made contact with Shanna Marie Lanning, age 28, of Oakridge, in the parking lot of the Side Pocket for Trespassing. She had an active warrant. After being taken into custody, the officer found her in possession of methamphetamines, mushrooms, and marijuana. Case 1419570
meth, shrooms and pot? Sounds like my kind of party
Posted by: KidRibz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/07/21 08:44 AM
I love this thread.
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/08/21 06:34 PM
As wifey material epic fail. As a slut I'd like to have sex with, 5 outa 10. Meth, shroos and pot raises it to a 7.
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/08/21 08:39 PM
I'm hesitant to use the words me too in this thread but, me too.
Posted by: KidRibz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/16/22 09:12 AM
Wast that the name of some failed movement
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/16/22 12:59 PM
Wast that the name of some failed movement
Not if you ask Rose McCowhand, she took the money, the roles, and the free publicity. Almost made her relevant again for fifteen minutes, almost.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/22 09:26 AM
Rochelle Marquez, Arizona cam whore
Enjoys playing cards with friends, reading, or making interesting meals.
Don't let this PYT borrow your car. She drives drunk, steals cars and actively participates in drive-by shootings.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/22 11:21 AM
Lauren Wambles, a porn whore formerly known as Aubrey Gold.
Had a child, and moved to Alabama. Lived the good life. She likes running and reading, and she seeks your support.
Her only flaw is the company she keeps.
Convicted of murder for drugs and money. She then threw her boyfriend under the bus for a plea deal.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/22 11:39 AM
Amanda Kimey likes to have a really good time.
She worked as a cashier for a barbacoa grill.
But keep an eye on your wallet when dating her -- she has a taste for meth that never seems to go away.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/22 12:06 PM
Sumer Browning is "a sneaky ass grimy whore".
She loves fast cars, and riding 4 wheelers amongst other things. She also enjoys shopping, traveling, and spending time with family.
Some would say that Sumer has a plucky attitude. While on home arrest, she just might cut off her ankle bracelet and disappear into the night.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/22 12:52 PM
Estaphany Moreno is a sweet, kind, funny, loyal, and down to earth individual.
One would think Ms. Moreno has a bevy of sugar daddies gifting her everything she would possibly need. She loves to crochet and appreciates all types of music.
But whatever you do, do not give hear a key to your house. She has a long history of aggraveted burglary and theft, and has a tendency to fight her way out of problems.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/22 01:26 PM
Ember Lajaunie seems to make bad decisions.
While only 25, she has already been convicted of robbery, being in a stolen vehicle and the homicide of her then one month old child.
Posted by: CharlieYup
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/17/22 09:13 PM
You're on a roll, keep them going these are great. Especially the editorial comment.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/18/22 04:34 AM
Excellent additions.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/18/22 10:05 AM
Glad you all like. I do have more to add soon.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/18/22 10:19 AM
Carmela Valenzuela wants you to know that she is a woman of virtue, morals, dignity and self-respect; she's very kindhearted and loves LOVE.
She enjoys traveling, spontaneous adventures, movies, cooking and driving. She also likes reading, music and a good joke.
However, Carmela needs a fix 'cause she's going down. Down to the bits that she left uptown.
She is staying in the clink for a long while. Guns, assaults, thefts, DUIs and lots of hard-core drug possessions will do that to a virtuous person.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/18/22 11:09 AM
Melissa Henneke is an adult entertainer, typically stripping in Tuscon area clubs.
She loves cooking, arts and crafts, playing cards, games, watching movies, and listening to music. She also enjoys sunflowers, Batman, Chevy's, and the lucky number 7.
Speaking of luck, her's ran out. She has busted for home burglary. Henneke stole a computer, camera and container with coins. When she exited the home, she left a trail of coins leading to the outside of her car's side door.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/18/22 12:34 PM
Annette Diaz is a Puerto Rican beauty, looking for someone to keep her company.
Do not ever let her drive! In fact, take her keys away! She received a very long sentence for reckless driving.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/18/22 12:50 PM
Louanne Armstrong is loyal, understanding and unique.
A mother of 3 young kids, she used to love some guy named Tommie, but he had his butt kicked by covid for many months.
But now she is single again, desperately looking for dependable people willing to commit to a friendship with someone who is open, honest, fun and caring.
If you see her in a bar someday, buy her a drink. But don't let her know your real name. She has been convicted for criminal impersonation. In fact, she has a very long record including aggravated burglaries and many parole violations.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/19/22 04:51 PM
Yvette Fernandez has nice knockers.
She is sweet, outgoing and a fun person to talk to. She also loves sports and exercising to feel great about herself. Living in Tolleson, Arizona, Yvette has 3 young children and no baby daddy hanging around.
If you are into hardcore drugs such as heroin, this is the hottie for you.
She has multiple convictions for transporting and selling dangerous drugs. And the good news is that she gets out in a year or two so you do not have to wait long for your next fix.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/19/22 07:13 PM
Sydney Carden self identifies as a whore. Good for her!
She is very down to earth and humble, and is extremely easy going and loves to laugh! She is also beautiful with a great sense of humor and has the ability to make the best out of every situation.
Sydney is a wanted woman!
Wanted in multiple counties for theft.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/19/22 07:38 PM
Trudy Ater believes God is her master.
She believes happiness comes from within. Trudy has four kids.
Do not hire her as a babysitter! She regularly smoked meth in front of her children. Her 7-year-old child had to be taken to the hospital by a neighbor for severe head trauma caused by a bike accident. Trudy would not take her child to the hospital out of fear she would be caught while on meth.
She is in prison for the long haul.
Posted by: CharlieYup
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/19/22 09:18 PM
Sydney Carden self identifies as a whore. Good for her!
...snip...
Wanted in multiple counties for theft.
These are all sad (but good!), but the saddest of all are where the best photo is a mugshot. I fear this jewel has yet to hit bottom.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/19/22 11:39 PM
Melissa Henneke is an adult entertainer, typically stripping in Tuscon area clubs.
She loves cooking, arts and crafts, playing cards, games, watching movies, and listening to music. She also enjoys sunflowers, Batman, Chevy's, and the lucky number 7.
Speaking of luck, her's ran out. She has busted for home burglary. Henneke stole a computer, camera and container with coins. When she exited the home, she left a trail of coins leading to the outside of her car's side door.
I hate what the Kardashians and the fall of CL & BP have done to strip clubs. Drug dealer pimps are shovin black and white sloppy hoodrat junkies into mid level clubs, not just dumps. Finding a cokey or methy & trashy white chick, in decent shape & under 35 is a needle in a haystack in strip clubs around me.
Posted by: J.B.
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/20/22 05:48 PM
Sydney Carden self identifies as a whore... Wanted in multiple counties for theft.
Lets not Dickens around, her next stop is the Bastille.
Nice Job, Max!
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/07/22 11:29 AM
Kate Claros is sweet, outgoing, loving, thick & wavy, and very adventurous. Kate may be small but she is a full package full of very fun surprises.
Living in Los Angeles with a very young son, Kate is a master negotiator. In fact, she always gets her way.
Convicted of assault with a deadly weapon.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/07/22 12:00 PM
Kylee Beachner had a robust high school life. She had supportive family, nice boyfriend and participated on her school's cheerleading team.
Kylee is single now and looking for someone who can make her laugh and keep her company.
Friends find Kylee to be highly persuasive.
She was convicted for a felony threat of violence and aggravated intimidation of the victim.
The good news is the Kylee gets out this year!
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/07/22 12:30 PM
For those who are interested: Nicole Odierno is looking for some good friends to help her pass the time.
She admits to literally being obsessed with being beautiful!
However, sometimes it is just the little things in life that Nicole has trouble dealing with.
Nicole has been arrested at east 7 times for failing to appear, and her original arrest was for grand theft.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/07/22 12:53 PM
Kids these days!
20 years young Lavaya May is looking for someone to show her some love. But if she is the one for you, do NOT grope her on the first date!
When she was 18, she recruited two of her friends to commit the brutal murder of Ted Lee. Lavaya claimed Lee has been molesting her. They assaulted Lee with a 10-lb baseball bat. Lavaya plead guilty to 2nd degree murder.
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/12/22 10:27 AM
Kylee Beachner had a robust high school life. She had supportive family, nice boyfriend and participated on her school's cheerleading team.
Kylee is single now and looking for someone who can make her laugh and keep her company.
Friends find Kylee to be highly persuasive.
She was convicted for a felony threat of violence and aggravated intimidation of the victim.
The good news is the Kylee gets out this year!
I was sure this had to involve a boyfriend and the other bitch he was banging. Nope, just home invasion, kidnapping, robbery.... the bland everyday shit a cheerleader from Kansas might find herself involved in.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/16/22 05:28 PM
Amber Kay Ahren is fresh prison meat. This MILF will soon be seeking friends who will write her, promising eternal love.
Amber's message to you, "Your time is limited don't waste it on living someone else's life. don't be trapped by Dogma,which is living the result of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others opinion drowned ur own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow ur own heart an intuition, they sumhow already know what u truly want to become, Everything Else Is Secondary.!!!!"
Amber followed her heart to prison.
Sentenced this week to 16 years in prison for murder. She shot a man in the head who had allegedly beat her 19 year old son with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/19/22 03:00 PM
Cynthia Perkins is a former middle school teacher who thoroughly enjoyed filling her students with knowledge.
Whatever you do, do not eat her cupcakes! Unless you are Christian XXX who likely would enjoy them.
Cynthia was sentenced yesterday to 40 years of hard labor without the possibility of probation or parole. She plead guilty to a range of crimes, including giving her students cupcakes laced with her husband's spooge.
She also admitted assisting her husband in sexually assaulting a juvenile and helping her husband film a juvenile bathing. She is now going to be a witness against her hubby.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/02/22 07:53 AM
Taylor Schabusiness once went off and told an addict, "I'll never stop buying you dope, so I could sit back watch you die."
Taylor married a beta male, and the young couple had a child.
If you party with Taylor, keep her away from meth.
During a meth fueled sex romp in their basement, Taylor strangled and dismembered her husband. She got caught because she forgot to take her hubby's head, which was left in a plastic bucket.
She recommends using a bread knife because it "works best thanks to its serrated blade."
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/12/22 03:04 PM
Jessica Googe is lonely. She writes, "Looking for a friend to message with while I'm stuck in here. Please, I have lots to share. I'm interested in your story as well. Please chat with me. So lonely in here!!"
As a mother of two young children, she wants you to know that it is OK to be both hot and a mom. Even further, "Mom shaming is beyond real...You gain a shit load of weight. Adjust to your life being over. No selfishness can be left. Accept for those few days when you're about to snap, and for your own childs protection, you have to have an emergency break."
When Jessica needs an emergency break, XANAX and crack are her goto places. She has been arrested over and over...
Looks like the cop had to tell her twice to stop resisting.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/12/22 03:56 PM
Ericka Burk is Texas-born and bred. She loves life and all it has to offer and is leaving her past behind.
If you work for the post office, then stay away from her. Ericka had a bad day in 2017 and beat up a civil servant. She received a long sentence.
The funny thing about Ericka is that she has been arrested twice, once in 2005 and once in 2017. Both times her gender is listed as male.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/12/22 04:50 PM
Sabrina Nino seems like a very nice person. She is a laid back, easy going person. She likes to draw and read a variety of things, and really likes to increase her knowledge by learning about different cultures, languages and the human mind.
Whatever you do in life, do not steal from Sabrina!
Sabrina tried selling $20 of marijuana to a teenager. The teenager stole the marijuana and took off running. Sabrina and her dealer did a retaliation drive-by, shooting into the teenager's house and killing a 5 year old, and seriously wounding an 11 year old.
Posted by: KidRibz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 06/15/22 02:56 PM
That marijuana will get you every time
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/05/22 11:57 AM
Kaelly Sutfin seems like a very stupid whore. Gifted a childhood growing up in an idyllic Ohio town with good parents, Kaelly went on to have 2 healthy children of her own.
Kaelly then fell in love with a low-talent DJ who advertizes his love for crack whores. Her life then took a turn for the worse.
Kaelly now spends a lot of time doing what she can to better myself to ensure she has a better future. She also enjoy musics and art.
In prison for possession of drugs.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/05/22 12:31 PM
Helena Kleehamer has been very lonely and has no support from anyone. She would like to get to know someone who can have a positive influence in her life.
After graduating from the Greater Orlando Dental Assisting School Helana worked as a dental assistant. However, do not let her get anywhere near your mouth!
She has a long history of arrests. Aggraveted battery, meth, grand theft, attempt to fraudulantely obtain a controlled substance, failure to appear... Who knows where her hands have been?
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/05/22 12:59 PM
Miranda Ree is a Native American from Oklahoma with fair skin. She really enjoys reading and listenning to music. She is also very open-minded and enjoys learning new things as well as having fun.
Take note that her nice rack is not worth the trouble.
Guilty of murder. She stabbed someone to death, then tried to flee to Mexico. Previous convictions include meth and guns.
Apparently Miranda enjoys prison food. She has gained 50 pounds over the paft few years.
Posted by: Kingfish
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/05/22 01:48 PM
Keep 'em coming Max. I love this stuff!
Posted by: booger
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/07/22 04:17 PM
...
Apparently Miranda enjoys prison food. She has gained 50 pounds over the paft few years.
"Apparently Miranda enjoys prison food" made my entire day.
Posted by: KidRibz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/09/22 09:10 AM
Best thread ever
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/10/22 02:12 AM
Great stories and photos.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/14/22 11:36 PM
Jessica Googe is lonely. She writes, "Looking for a friend to message with while I'm stuck in here. Please, I have lots to share. I'm interested in your story as well. Please chat with me. So lonely in here!!"
As a mother of two young children, she wants you to know that it is OK to be both hot and a mom. Even further, "Mom shaming is beyond real...You gain a shit load of weight. Adjust to your life being over. No selfishness can be left. Accept for those few days when you're about to snap, and for your own childs protection, you have to have an emergency break."
When Jessica needs an emergency break, XANAX and crack are her goto places. She has been arrested over and over...
Looks like the cop had to tell her twice to stop resisting.
or that she's a mudshark
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 07/21/22 05:08 PM
Cassie Sackrider seems like a very attentive hooker. She is very positive, outgoing and loves to laugh! She also loves the beach, long boarding, snowboarding, hiking, camping, and all genres of music.
She badly misses her exes, regularly brigning up the past good times. I wonder why they would ever leave such a catch?
Ms. Sackrider was convicted of two counts of manslaughter. High on alcohol, pills and cocaine, she rear-ended a car. The force of the impact launched the car 165 feet and through a gas station wall, killing two people.
Her extensive arrest history includes prostitution, burglary and armed robbery.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/17/22 03:09 PM
When Lyndsey Bronston turned 18, she did not go on a senior class trip. She instead went to prison. Let me back up a bit.
Lyndsey was born and raised in rural Tennessee. She grew up to have many interests and aspirations. And she has become a great listener and caring individual. Lyndsey is now single, and has had no male interaction since in over four years. She now looks forward to conversing and meeting someone to build a relationship or friendship.
The wheels started to fall off when she was in her late teens. Lyndsey started drug use and hooking in Tennessee and Atlanta. She met and started dating Dustin Russell when she was 17.
At some point she began to become fearful of a black man from Memphis she called "Joe Jones." That fear and seeming paranoia also included mentions of "gangs in Memphis" and "bad cops" along with a specific concern that she was in danger of becomming the victim of sex trafficing.
At 18, Lyndsey accused a john of trying to get her involved with a pimp (the john had no idea). Lyndsey and her boyfriend drove to the john's house one night. She texted the john with a pic of his house and a gun in her hand. Then shots were fired into the house killing the john.
She pleaded guilty to second degree murder and was sentenced to an effective 25 years in a state prison.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/17/22 03:19 PM
Tasheena Russom is a big chick. Standing 5'11" and weighing 160 lbs., Tasheena is a single mom, who loves the outdoors, spontaneous adventures and meeting new people. She enjoys riding horses either real ones or steel ones -- she absolutely loves Harleys!
While Tasheena really wants you to believe she is self made, the reality is pretty much the opposite.
She was convicted of possessing false personal information with the intent to be another actual person.
Her eyes in the mugshot pic, though.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/17/22 03:46 PM
Madi Spencer is very spontaneous, goofy, funny, smart, intellectual, committed, soft hearted, spiritual, sensitive, and rather crazy at times. She could be fun if your down to keep up!
Madi worked at a cleaning company and was also a manager at a southwest grill.
Her years in prison seemed to have changed her. She is mostly lesbian now, even while not in prison.
Repeat drug offender. Last convictions were for herion.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/22 02:27 PM
Brittanie Valentine is a Loyal, Loving, Fiery, Outgoing, Leo!! Her intention is to make friends, seek mentorship, and if lucky, ultimately find love.
If you are looking for someone who can go for hours, if not days on end, then Brittanie is the one for you.
Convicted of meth, and drug trafficking in meth.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/19/22 03:44 PM
Ashlynn Brittenham guarantees you five times more FUN than your EX!!!
If she were asked to name three words that best describe her, she would say, "Ambitious, determined, and someone who loves to laugh and have a good time." Which is actually 13 words...
While obviously a smart and good looking woman, do not take her home to meet your mom.
She used forgery to defraud an elderly person.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/26/22 10:38 PM
You have really made this thread pop again. Thank you sir.
Posted by: KidRibz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/29/22 09:37 AM
^ I agree
Posted by: Willie D
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/01/22 10:33 PM
Looks like the cop had to tell her twice to stop resisting.
That is some funny shit right there!!!
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/02/22 09:49 AM
Amanda Ostrosky is loyal, honest, motivated, open minded, compassionate, adventurous, and spontaneous. She enjoys fishing, camping, boating, and anything that has to do with the outdoors.
Amanda is looking for new friends who won't judge her for past mistakes, who will help her grow along this journey she is on, push her to be a better person and who shares the same interests.
If Amanda is the one for you, you might consider buying a safe.
Amanda was convicted of larceny, and was captured as a fugitive.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/03/22 09:57 AM
Anika Thorpe is looking for someone to share all her personality with. She is adventurous and tries to make the best out of every situation.
Anika clearly enjoys a good cliche. She writes, "I have big goals and the ambition to achieve them. I love working out and busting a sweat. Once the ice is broken, I'm like an open book and got nothing to hide. I love writing and enjoy good conversation. I'm curious to open that door to find something to make this time worth my while. So go ahead and slide through."
If you want to slide through that doo, you better bring with you a good getaway car.
While on parole, Anika attempted to carjack and rob a 57 year old mother of five. The mom resisted and was shot to death. Police received a tip and located her getaway car.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/03/22 10:18 AM
Jessica Lechuga has good mugshot pictures! She looks happy to be arrested. She had lots of practice.
Jessica is interested in a friendship that brings nothing but smiles. She loves to laugh, can be silly, outgoing and free spirited.
Jessica has been arrested for being a passenger in a stolen vehicle, filing a fake emergency, and a whole bunch of failures to appear.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/03/22 10:29 AM
Tatum Kruckenberg has bad mugshot pictures. She looks angry and somewhat dead inside. Although, she has had a lot of practice.
Tatum is very adventurous, outgoing, open minded and active. She loves intelligent conversation and is willing to talk about anything!
Tatum has been arrested for petit theft, driving without insurance, contempt of court and many failures to appear.
Posted by: KidRibz
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/03/22 07:32 PM
^ She just looks insane
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/03/22 07:46 PM
If she is willing to talk about anything, maybe I should write her to discuss her insane looking mugshots? Offer her some tips to help her look better in her future mugshots...
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/04/22 05:38 PM
Jessica Lechuga has good mugshot pictures! She looks happy to be arrested. She had lots of practice.
Jessica is interested in a friendship that brings nothing but smiles. She loves to laugh, can be silly, outgoing and free spirited.
Jessica has been arrested for being a passenger in a stolen vehicle, filing a fake emergency, and a whole bunch of failures to appear.
This one has to be in the running for best looking mug shot, although in that last one she's looking like the lifestyle is taking its toll.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/04/22 09:53 PM
Tatum Kruckenberg has ...
Crack-enberg???
Kraken-berg???
She looks like a Kraken on crack.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/09/22 06:42 PM
Brittanie Valentine is a Loyal, Loving, Fiery, Outgoing, Leo!! Her intention is to make friends, seek mentorship, and if lucky, ultimately find love.
If you are looking for someone who can go for hours, if not days on end, then Brittanie is the one for you.
Convicted of meth, and drug trafficking in meth.
I'm in. Whats her bail amount?
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/09/22 06:55 PM
These are really too good for the decaying huak of a pornboard.
Thank you.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/27/22 11:11 AM
Hend Bustami claims to be a model and former beauty queen.
She was arrested in August for dining and dashing at an airport Chili's. She also broke airport rules, including sleeping by the security checkpoint, at Harry Reid International Airport. Upon arrest, Hend became belligerent with officers, saying she was being harassed because cops had never seen anyone as pretty as her.
If you prefer a stuck up b1tch like Hend, it is best to let her win any argument.
She was very recently arrested for allegedly murdering her own mother. Police said Hend had been involved in a verbal dispute with her mom, who was later found dead in a Vegas residence with multiple lacerations.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/27/22 11:49 AM
Keisha Hamilton is a Christian woman with no kids, just trying to get her life right and find good friends along the way. She loves all kinds of music, shopping, swimming and eating! Barbecues are her favorite.
This party girl will have plenty of time to write you.
Received a 10+ year sentence for drug possession and failure to appear.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/27/22 12:24 PM
Mia Quan is a loyal, laid-back chick that likes to have fun!
She is looking for someone to get to know and write while doing time. Your financial support will be very much appreciated!
Mia must really enjoy the prison lifestyle.
She has been repeatedly arrested over many years for drugs.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/27/22 01:17 PM
Katheleen Coello is the sweetest, sexiest, and most genuine girl ever!
She is always up for a nice day at the beach.
If you let her move in with you, make sure she has really good car insurance.
Katheleen killed two people in a car horrific accident then fled the scene. She was convicted of driving under the influence manslaughter, leaving the scene of a fatal accident and vehicular homicide. She was also charged with possession of alprazolam, possession of marijuana under 20 grams and drug paraphernalia.
Posted by: CharlieYup
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/29/22 04:33 PM
Katheleen Coello is the sweetest, sexiest, and most genuine girl ever!
She is always up for a nice day at the beach.
If you let her move in with you, make sure she has really good car insurance.
Katheleen killed two people in a car horrific accident then fled the scene. She was convicted of driving under the influence manslaughter, leaving the scene of a fatal accident and vehicular homicide. She was also charged with possession of alprazolam, possession of marijuana under 20 grams and drug paraphernalia.
I could fix her. But first I'd let her use enough meth to get that pudge that shows in the beach pic off.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/29/22 11:48 PM
Most of these "misunderstood women" have fiveheads big enough to make Hailey Young's face look normal. That's sayin' something.
Posted by: booger
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/31/22 08:34 AM
"Normal" for Hailey always included a nice big load on that face
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/31/22 08:42 AM
"Normal" for Hailey always included a nice big load on that face
or 13
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/27/22 04:38 PM
Ember Lajaunie is 26 years young, 5'2", 120 lbs., blond & black hair, with brown eyes.
Ember is a Christmas baby! Feel free to write her to learn more about her.
While beautiful and quite charming, Ember does not take personal responsibilities very seriously.
Various arrests for drugs and car stealing. However, she is now in prison for life...
Amber and her Mom left Amber's one month old infant, and four other very young children, under the care of her 10-yearld old for the day. The infant nearly died that day -- saved by a concerned neighbor and paramedics, and Amber later pled guilty to first-degree child injury by omission. She was then sentenced to only community supervision for ten years.
While on supervision, Amber repeatedly tested positive for meth thus violating the conditions of her custody. For that, she was resentenced to life in prison.
Rendi Lajaunie, Ember's mom who passed away in 2022, was arrested with Ember. Mom pic below.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/27/22 04:56 PM
If you have a sweet tooth, then you will love Mistie Moyer! While she may be young, all of her friends say she has an old soul.
Be warned that this little spinner has severe anger issues.
Plead guilty to beating her 3-month old child to death. Autopsy also revealed the beatings went on for months; many previously broken bones.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/27/22 05:22 PM
Stormy Cofer is motivated by things that can elevate and bring good things and greater people to her life and situation.
Stormy lived a good life, going to college and working.
She seems like a keeper. If she is yours, DO NOT mess around with an ex.
Sormy and her BF's ex got into a heated fight. The ex had in her posession a box cutter, and Stormy had a gun. She was found guilty of second degree murder. She later became pregnant while in prison.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/02/23 04:12 PM
Most of these "misunderstood women" have fiveheads big enough to make Hailey Young's face look normal. That's sayin' something.
Speaking of fiveheads...
Burgandie Marquez just wants to meet good people, maybe find friendship, love, loyalty, and companionship.
Sometimes Burgandie gets so mad that she literally shakes.
She became so upset while on the phone with her baby daddy, that she violently shook her five-month-old baby. This baby died five days later from massive brain trauma caused by the shaking.
She was also doing coke, pot and opioids while pregnant.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/04/23 04:36 AM
If you have a sweet tooth, then you will love Mistie Moyer! While she may be young, all of her friends say she has an old soul.
Be warned that this little spinner has severe anger issues.
Plead guilty to beating her 3-month old child to death. Autopsy also revealed the beatings went on for months; many previously broken bones.
The only upside to her heinous crimes is no one would care if ya gave her dry anal and beat her.
Rust Cole would tell her to kill her self the first chance she gets.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/12/23 05:40 PM
The only upside to her heinous crimes is no one would care if ya gave her dry anal and beat her.
Rust Cole would tell her to kill her self the first chance she gets.
Paging Steve French.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/13/23 11:10 AM
Lauren Tamburrelli is looking for good conversation. She enjoys reading, writing, music and working out. She would love to chat about new things going on in the world.
If you are going out on a date with Lauren, then you should drive.
While driving a SUV on a highway, Lauren apparently passed out from being drunk and her car rolled over the center divider, causing a pileup and killing two people. Her 3 YO daughter was in her SUV.
Bonus crime: when Lauren was 18 she called her high school and made a bomb threat.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/13/23 12:06 PM
Blandine Idumbo is a flawed individual who has learned from her mistakes. Now is the time for her growth and future planning. Blandine hopes to find some positive influences as she moves forward!
Blandine is an expert at making plans.
During a sentencing hearing, Blandine Indumbo testified that on Feb. 21, 2018, she and 20-year-old Taarig Mike met with Robert Patterson, 25, and his girlfriend at a motel to devise a plan to steal some cars and take them apart for parts to sell.
Indumbo testified that moments later Mike suddenly pulled out a gun and shot Patterson to death, and wounded his girlfriend. Blanding then stole Patterson's car.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/13/23 12:17 PM
Jessica Amato is a very motivated women who knows what she wants! And what she wants most is some good pussy.
Some might say she is the life of the party. Jessica is confident and extremely loyal. She love to laugh and have fun, and she is looking for someone who is open and honest and wants to get to know one another.
Jessica is a jack of all trades.
She has been convicted of a wide range of crimes, including assault, DUI, drugs, etc.
Posted by: CharlieYup
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/13/23 01:55 PM
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/03/23 11:53 AM
Sariah Busani may seem young but she is very mature for her age. Also, she is very open-minded and is looking to connect with someone in a meaningful way. Her goals in life are to either be a tattoo model, makeup artist, or open her own salon.
Sariah likes to drive, so sit back and enjoy the ride.
Sariah was the getaway driver during a day-long robbery spree. Cops in unmarked cars tailed her during the spree. When caught, a passenger (Jacob Harris) jumped out of the car and ran away. Cops shot him in the back and he died an hour later.
Sariah was then charged with murder and armed robbery. Arizona law allows people to be charged with murder even if they never killed anyone.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/03/23 12:19 PM
Valarie Albano is a fun loving and artistic individual looking for someone to share her thoughts and ideas with. She loves to express herself through her many artistic talents!
Valarie's various mugshots demonstrates the faces of meth.
Mugshot 2018:
Mugshot 2019:
Mugshot 2020:
Valarie has a long history of theft, drug possession and violence.
The good news is that she seems to be recovering and getting back to normal in prison.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/03/23 01:16 PM
Madelyn Restivo had her battles with her faults and has been repairing both her mind and life. She is looking for some company during her vacation stay and maybe a little spoiling. Don't be afraid to make the first move!
If you saw her in a bar or night club, you might be tempted to buy her a drink. But you should just walk away.
Madelyn was convicted of DUI manslaughter. Restivo crashed a Mazda into the back of a semi-truck killing her front-seat passenger and seriously injuring another passenger in the car. Her blood alcahol content was .158, well over the limit.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/06/23 12:21 AM
Sariah Busani may seem young but she is very mature for her age. Also, she is very open-minded and is looking to connect with someone in a meaningful way. Her goals in life are to either be a tattoo model, makeup artist, or open her own salon.
Sariah likes to drive, so sit back and enjoy the ride.
Sariah was the getaway driver during a day-long robbery spree. Cops in unmarked cars tailed her during the spree. When caught, a passenger (Jacob Harris) jumped out of the car and ran away. Cops shot him in the back and he died an hour later.
Sariah was then charged with murder and armed robbery. Arizona law allows people to be charged with murder even if they never killed anyone.
If you are part of a criminal conspiracy, you are guilty of any crimes committed in executing the conspiracy. It is a just law.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 02/06/23 12:25 AM
Madelyn Restivo had her battles with her faults and has been repairing both her mind and life. She is looking for some company during her vacation stay and maybe a little spoiling. Don't be afraid to make the first move!
If you saw her in a bar or night club, you might be tempted to buy her a drink. But you should just walk away.
Madelyn was convicted of DUI manslaughter. Restivo crashed a Mazda into the back of a semi-truck killing her front-seat passenger and seriously injuring another passenger in the car. Her blood alcahol content was .158, well over the limit.
.158 isnt anything to brag about. I was .16 when i got my DUI and was driving fine. Ya gotta be over .2 to be impressive. My friends mom blew a .32 when they pulled her outta the ditch for her DUI.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/07/23 11:56 AM
Heather Powers is an exotic dancer who is looking for a loyal friend. She is also trying to find someone to help her through this time. Heather loves music and loves to dance.
She is a very positive person that has dreams of traveling toe world one day -- maybe with you!
When you go to watch her strip, make sure you tip well.
This stripper was convicted of assault and possession.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/07/23 12:27 PM
Elise Adair is a big bitch. Seriously, she is 5'10". And a bitch.
She loves reading, writing, movies, and music. She took some college courses from the community college courses and plans to transfer to University of Texas in San Antonio to finish her major in History in combination of sign language. Elise is a helping person, and has always felt compassion for friends and family. She is a good listener and will always be truthful with you.
If you are planning to do Elise, it would be best for all involved for you to use a condom.
Her daughter was found dead with her head stuck between a mattress and a footboard. She died from positional asphyxia. The child died at Elise' father home, who is a convicted sex offender with a court order to stay away from his grandchildren. Elise was convicted of felony reckless injury to a child causing serious bodily injury.
Child protective services knew Elise was a high risk parent, and had already placed her two other kids up for adoption.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/07/23 12:42 PM
Andrea Dunmire is looking for someone that she can laugh with regardless of age, which is just a number to her. This is her first time incarcerated and will also be her last. Even though she has made mistakes Andrea is trying to start her life over by working everyday to become the best version of herself that she can be.
Always remember to never stick your dick in crazy.
After being arrested for drugs, being part of a drug ring, and other drug related offenses, she slept in a trailer with her newborn in her arms. She also had a stash of meth in her bra. The baby died of meth poisoning. Days after her baby's death, Andrea contacted her dealer for more.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/07/23 12:56 PM
Renee Alejandro is single, looking for good consistent company. She is very open minded and loves to have fun. She enjoy camping and gardening, and reads and exercises in her free time.
Here is her mugshot from 2012.
And here is her mugshot from 2020.
As you can tell from her "faces of meth," many counts of drug possession and robbery.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/07/23 01:20 PM
Chelsea Finch is 30 years old and half Native American half White. She is real, loyal, down to earth, and if you're her people she got you 1,000%.
If you are in jail or prison, you might want to write her.
Chelsea has been convicted of bringing contraband into a correctional facility. Other convictions include causing bodily harm with a dangerous weapon, being a felon in possession of a firearm, identity fraud, forgery, and possession of methamphetamine.
But she does have a nice rack though,,, So, maybe?
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/12/23 03:20 PM
Madelyn Restivo had her battles with her faults and has been repairing both her mind and life. She is looking for some company during her vacation stay and maybe a little spoiling. Don't be afraid to make the first move!
If you saw her in a bar or night club, you might be tempted to buy her a drink. But you should just walk away.
Madelyn was convicted of DUI manslaughter. Restivo crashed a Mazda into the back of a semi-truck killing her front-seat passenger and seriously injuring another passenger in the car. Her blood alcahol content was .158, well over the limit.
She's looking for love. Might be your chance to bat above your average.
https://www.jailbabes.com/madelyn-223007.html
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/09/23 07:20 AM
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/09/23 01:26 PM
Her Facebook page is getting absolutely hammered.
Now that is one happy dog!
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/29/23 02:04 PM
Chacey Poynter is an easy going country girl from East Texas. She loves to laugh and have a great time. She also enjoys reading, music,
tattoos, working out, cooking and anything outdoors. She is widowed with one child.
If you decide to be her pen-pal, be wary if she is secretly having an affair.
Chacey married young to a firefighter. Years later she wanted out of the marriage. After convincing her husband to make her the sole beneficiary of his life insurance, she started asking all her boyfriends to murder her husband.
One evening she drove her car off the road then called her husband for help. When he arrived, one of her boyfriends jumped out of the bushes and shot her husband in the back of the head.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 05/29/23 02:52 PM
Zohal Angie Sakwall does not know how to play the prison dating game.
Inmate profiles stary with a few alluring pictures, typically selfies using a beautyface filter. Here is Zohal Angie Sakwall's profile pic:
Next, the inmate writes a few sentences describing their sweet and kind nature, and generic activities they enjoyed prior to their incarceration such as walking on the beach while holding hands.
Zohal Angie Sakwall writes, "Hello, my name is Zohal Angie Sakwall, I go by Angie. My birthdate is 2/18/1980. Born and raised in Afghanistan/Kabul, moved to the states in 1992, started to reside in Nashville, TN. I went to middle and high school and have some college credits from a community college in Nashville. I have been locked up since March 23, 2020, for child abuse/murder."
I am guessing she waits in her cell for mail delivery every day, wondering why nobody writes her...
BTW she suffocated her four month old baby to death with a plastic bag.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/06/23 02:32 PM
Ashley Catsro is a 39 years old mother of 3 children. She is funny, sarcastic, intelligent, and a lot of fun. She is now looking for good people to talk with and is super excited to see who gets ahold of me. She also loves makeup, books, history, movies and the finer things in life.
Ashley needs to take a parenting class, as she seems to have challenges raising her kids. Or, perhaps a cooking class might help.
Ashley pled guilty to 2nd degree murder in the death of her four-year-old son. She murdered him by repeatedly forcing him to drink massive amounts of salt water over weeks. The high levels of salt in his body led to a stroke.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/06/23 02:56 PM
Bianca Jalomos is a 38-year-old sexy female from Ft. Worth, Texas. She is looking for great friendship and conversation. She is also loving, funny, friendly, happy, spontaneous, and an open minded woman who knows what she wants. She loves sexy conversations, the outdoors and has a great imagination.
Prison life has changed her a bit. While she had a long-time boyfriend prior to her incarceration, she is now very into women and says she has been all her life. She is fun to be around, a Libra, and her favorite colors are green, pink and yellow.
She way overdoes the beauty face on her phone.
Nothing to major in her lifetime. Mostly a series of drug possession convictions.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/06/23 03:54 PM
Madison Monceballez is 24-years-old. She is extremely goofy, and loves to converse about anything and everything. She is outgoing and has a huge personality. and also fun to be around. When I am not incarcerated, she's energetic, outdoorsy and enjoy movies.
Madison is not too good at picking her friends.
When she was 17, Madison and two friends beat up two people, then stole their drugs and money. Police found her the next day having broken into, and slept in, a house. She was found guilty of aggravated robbery, possession of a controlled substance and criminal trespass.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 08/06/23 04:27 PM
Marianna Bailey is looking for a trustworthy, honest friend who can keep her in touch w/reality, offer support through this unfortunate season & see her through to the other side.
She is really an open book, honest to a fault sometimes and, in exchange, she asks you to be equally honest about who you are too. The things she enjoys most and appreciate to the core are intelligent conversations, strong coffee & long runs.
If Marianna is the one for you, then get ready to commit for a life-long relationship. There is no backing out from this one.
Marianna murdered her ex-husband. As she puts it, she was "raising a teenager, toddler, & an infant while going through a long horrendous divorce. The divorce ended w/me going to jail for murder."
Officers observed 34-year-old Kyle Laborda lying in front of a home suffering from a gunshot wound to the abdomen, according to a press release from the Little Elm Police Department. Officers secured the scene, taking custody of 35-year-old Marianna Bailey, who admitted to shooting Laborda. He was there to receive legal custody of their 6-year-old daughter.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/12/23 07:26 PM
Jacqueline Currell is very pretty and exactly what you need in your life. She has no ties and no responsibilities, so she is free to go and do anything you please (after prison). She is open to new lifestyles and experiences. But remember that honesty, generosity and gratification are important for her.
If this beautiful lady is the one for you, I suggest you keep a very close eye on your wallet when dating.
Jacqueline has a very long list of arrests for meth, cocaine, failing to appear, etc. Suggest you wear a condom at all times with her too. Who knows where she got her meth money?
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/12/23 07:51 PM
Nalana Omega is looking for a friend to conversate or correspond with that can make her smile. People who know her would say she is outgoing, funny, easy to talk to, encouraging, loyal, and smart. Nalena enjoys working out, dancing, and also the out doors like camping, boating, and hiking.
If you are thinking Nalana sounds like a great fit for your life, just walk away and don't look back.
Nalana is a long time Sureno gang member in California and has 3 kids. She was the last in a quartet of murder defendants in the stabbing death of Pete Carl Thomas. She was arrested after a deputy pulled over a Nissan Maxima. Inside, an allegedly stolen laptop, mail and bank checks were found. A revolver, listed as stolen from Citrus Heights, was also found. At the jail, deputies allegedly found suspected heroin, hypodermic needles and a meth pipe on Omega. She also allegedly had an unregistered Glock handgun in her backpack.
Other than that, nice rack!
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/12/23 08:13 PM
Marquata Black is a vegan who enjoys hanging out with friends. Traveling the world, she has been to Thailand, Paris, Amsterdam, Aruba, Turks and Calicoes, Puerto Rico and London. She enjoys writing poetry in down time as well as reading books. She is looking forward to hearing from pen pals and discussing about life in general.
If you are looking to inject some more energy into your life, this James Bond hottie may be the perfect fit for you.
Marquata has been a big-time meth pusher!
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/12/23 08:33 PM
Daniella Moore is a firm believer that everything happens for a reason and that you can turn any situation into something positive if you put your heart and mind to it.
She is interested in meeting people who are kind, open and non judgmental. She is outgoing but shy at times, and can be funny/witty, loving, generous, straight forward, honest and up front. She is a good listener and a good friend.
Things she loves the most are puppies/dogs, babies/kids, working out/running, learning new things, movies, reading (her favorite genre right now is historical fiction), game shows and trivia. She loves swimming, camping and hiking. Anything you can do outdoors. She also loves baking and pretty much any show on the Food Network.
Daniella wants to meet someone who will look past where she is at right now, and someone who will help her become a better person either as a lover, friend, or mentor. Someone who knows you can't get to the rainbow without going through the storm.
If Daniella seems like someone that you would like to meet for dinner, I suggest fasting for days before you meet.
On July 4, 2019, she attacked a woman causing significant wounds to her head. Some hours later, she stabbed and disemboweled another woman, leaving her body near the foot of Hilfiker Lane in Eureka, California.
Posted by: Blue
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 09/13/23 05:03 PM
On July 4, 2019, she attacked a woman causing significant wounds to her head. Some hours later, she stabbed and disemboweled another woman, leaving her body near the foot of Hilfiker Lane in Eureka, California.
Dude, that's a dude.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/26/23 02:27 PM
Ashleigh Bacon is 34 years old. She is an optimistic person, so even in the worst of situations she will always have a positive outlook. Ashleigh is naturally a happy person and almost always you'll find her smiling and laughing.
She is looking for someone who is interested in building a friendship that could possibly turn into something more!
If you are a Raiders fan, this former exotic dancer could be the one for you. Although do not let her drive to the game.
Ashleigh was arrested after a DUI hit-and-run crash near allegiant Stadium that cost a man his arm. According to the arrest report, police later found Bacon suffering from a "significant" cut on her leg after she ran from the scene and jumped a fence with barbed wire. She initially gave police a false name, saying later that she was worried about violating her probation. She also did not have a driver's license.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/26/23 02:43 PM
Sumer Browning is bisexual. Her birthday is October 18th and she was born in 1993. Sumer is just looking for companionship and possibly something more. She enjoys good conversation and has all the time in the world to invest in getting to know the right person.
What is the recipe for successful achievement? To my mind there are just two essential ingredients: seize your opportunities, and be a member of the team.
Sumer was arrested, along with her partner, for twice robbing a house on a day when the family was in a hospital for their 13-year-old child who was receiving chemo.
Carpe Diem!
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/26/23 03:03 PM
Katherine Magbanua is originally from the Philippines but grew up in the beautiful city of MIAMI! She loves the beach, is big FOODIE, and enjoys watching movies -- especially those action packed and chick flick comedies. She feels that it can get very hard in prison physically and mentally, so she is ready for some type of entertainment and lots of laughter. Hit her up if you have something interesting to talk about... until then "live it up like it's your last!"
If Katherine seems like your type, be advised that she enjoys a big social network of friends and family.
Magbanua was found guilty of first-degree murder, conspiracy, and solicitation to commit murder in the 2014 death of Dan Markel. Markel was shot in his car while parked in the garage of his home.
Magbanua was the go-between for her former boyfriend, Charlie Adelson, and convicted gunmen Sigfredo Garcia and his childhood friend, Luis Rivera. Magbanua and Garcia have two kids together.
Adelson is the brother of Markel's ex-wife, and he wanted Markel dead. Magbanua set up the murder for him.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/26/23 03:17 PM
Alyssa Arreola is simply looking for someone to talk to and help her get through the days as she does her time. This former full-time mom now spends her days doing laundry.
The main challenge with Alyssa is that sometimes she makes bad life decisions.
Bad decisions like the ones she made on October 29, 2021.
Arreola first stole a Kia Spectra around 7:30 AM and crashed it in a hit-and-run. She was followed by a person who witnessed the crash and she backed into another vehicle. Home surveillance video showed her running away from the second crash.
She then broke into a home around 10:30 a.m. and stabbed an elderly woman.
Investigators say she stole three firearms during the crime spree.
Around 1:15 PM, Arreola shot and killed a man outside of his home just to steal his Hyundai Tucson.
An off-duty officer who received a report of a suspicious person found Arreola sitting inside a Honda CR-V in a high school parking lot. Arreola then ran into a nearby gas station and tried to hide in the gas station's office. Before she was arrested, she bit the officer's finger, causing nerve damage.
Other than all that, she seems like a good catch.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/26/23 03:38 PM
Shawna Forde believes the way to know the woman behind the Veil of a name or story, to ponder a dream when long shadows of night come down the hill, or when the sun is brazen on a cloudy day. Having a friend is her need. The gossamer threads that connect her to others are a bonding strength as she speaks memories and shares the taste of life in laughter and quiet depths in which calms souls.
But do not be fooled by her large rack and poetic writings.
By 2007, Forde had become increasingly involved with the Minutemen Civil Defense Corps (MCDC), including organizing an anti-immigration rally. Her son, then 17, was a member of the Hoover Crips gang and was involved in all types of illicit activities, including burglary, felony assault, and shoplifting. She turned her son in and he took revenge by directing his criminal accomplices to sexually assault and shoot his mother in January 2008.
Forde then began making routine claims without evidence, including locating where human smugglers regularly raped women and conspiracy theories surrounding terrorists smuggling in radioactive materials and marijuana.
On May 30, 2009, Forde and two accomplices barged into an Arivaca, Arizona, residence and killed Raul Flores Jr., 29, and his nine-year-old daughter, Brisenia Ylianna Flores.
She is now on death row.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 10/31/23 10:27 AM
Taylor Schabusiness once went off and told an addict, "I'll never stop buying you dope, so I could sit back watch you die."
Taylor married a beta male, and the young couple had a child.
If you party with Taylor, keep her away from meth.
During a meth fueled sex romp in their basement, Taylor strangled and dismembered her husband. She got caught because she forgot to take her hubby's head, which was left in a plastic bucket.
She recommends using a bread knife because it "works best thanks to its serrated blade."
Tyler Schabusiness update:
Tyler pled insanity at her trial and lost.
She attacked her original lawyer in a pre-trail hearing.
During her sentencing, she was forced to wear a spit hood.
Tyler will spend the rest of her life in prison.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/22/23 12:48 PM
Kaylea Campbell is an open, honest and up-front girl! She loves to laugh and make you laugh. She also loves the outdoors, long drives to nowhere, midnight strolls, and long talks while cuddling, sitting and close touching. She wants to build a new life upon release and hopes to relocate hopefully with someone special.
If you are her special someone, remember to always take your car keys with you.
She is in prison for unauthorized use of a car and larceny.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/22/23 01:01 PM
Gabriela Torres is tatted smooth up, cute, slim and petite. She is very outgoing and is a positive person. She loves getting to know other people. Gabriela is looking for someone that she can talk to and express her feelings with long or short term. She does not discriminate or judge so hit her up; she is always free to talk or text.
While hot and perhaps worth the effort, I suggest keeping her away from your grandparents.
Gabriela was convicted of murdering a 60 year old woman. The victim was alone in her daughter's house fixing a cabinet. Gabriela and another assailant entered the house through an open garage, killed the woman and then stole items from the house.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/22/23 01:15 PM
Alexa Nix enjoys reading books that are educational and have positive insight on how to live your best life. She likes to stay active with yoga, Zumba, spin pump, track, and volleyball. One of her favorite ways to spend the day is on the beach or relaxing by the pool.
Alexa should consider getting an Uber the next time she goes out.
Alexa was convicted for killing a motorcyclist during a hit and run.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/22/23 01:38 PM
Kelsey Turner is a fun loving girl, looking for conversation, open to possibilities. She is very athletic with many goals and aspirations.
Bonus pic...
If you are rich, then Kelsey would love for you to be her sugar daddy.
Thomas Burchard, a psychiatrist, had a "transactional" relationship with Kelsey. Kelsey became upset with him over images and messages she found on the his phone. She then tried to blackmail Burchard, by saying she would tell authorities that he had child pornography. Analysis revealed that he did not have any child pornography on his phone.
Kelsey then lured Burchard to Las Vegas by saying she was sick, and he went despite the fact he considered her a compulsive liar. She then instructed her boyfriend to attack Burchard when he was visiting the pair in Las Vegas. His body was later found in the trunk of her car, abandoned in the desert.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 12/22/23 02:04 PM
Amanda Ankeny is a Japanese/Mexican Aquarius with a very lovable and outgoing personality. She is originally from California but grown up within Arizona. She is single and looking to make a meaningful connection. Amanda is a very motivated woman who knows what she wants. Some might say that she is the life of the party.
Amanda is looking for someone who is open and honest and wants to get to know one another.
Amanda relies heavily on the beautyface phone feature.
Busted for forgery.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/02/24 07:09 AM
Great work, Max.
Posted by: booger
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 01/05/24 01:43 PM
Hear, hear
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/26/24 03:39 PM
Denise Ross is a laid back and caring person who is looking for someone who is interested in developing a solid friendship. She is spontaneous, adventurous, open minded, disciplined and respectful. Being in prison has taught her to not take anyone or anything for granted. Denise is looking for someone that she can tell about her story, hopes, dreams and goals. Maybe in time you could open up about yours.
If you are in need of discount plastic surgery, then look no further. Denise is the jail-babe for you!
A Dallas County jury sentenced Denise "Wee Wee" Ross to 60 years in prison, after convicting her of murder for performing an illegal cosmetic procedure that killed Wykesha Reid. Ross injected industrial grade silicone into Wykesha Reid's flat ass to give her what the salon called the "Wee Wee Booty." The silicon caused a pulmonary embolism. Ross did not have a license to practice medicine.
However, Reid died with a fabulous ass.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/26/24 04:12 PM
Melanie Gaiton did not expect to be in prison at a young age but here she is!
She is very adventurous, always looking for something to do. She is also looking for a friendship first, but anything is possible. Melanie has a big heart especially for the people who are in her life, and she is looking for someone to match her energy!
When going out with her, do not let her pick you up. More to the point: do not wait outside for her to arrive!
While drunk, Gaiton was driving a black Chevrolet sedan eastbound at a high rate of speed when she tried to pass a car by traveling in the center turn lane. She then drove onto the westbound lanes, struck a curb, and drove up onto the sidewalk -- driving through a bus stop and fatally striking a woman who was simply waiting for the bus. She then fled the scene.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/26/24 04:55 PM
Maxine Valenzuela is all tatted up from chest down and wanting more tattoos when she gets out. She is fun sized, silly, outgoing, kind, generous, loveable, and caring. Oh, and her weight is 162 pounds in all the right places! She loves country music, yes looks a little thuggish, but country music is her thing. She also loves to go fishing and do family-oriented things. And when she finally does make parole, she promises to still keep in touch.
People say that Maxine brings the energy to parties.
She was part of an organized crime ring. She delivered meth. Faced a possible 99-year sentence.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/26/24 05:05 PM
Kelsey Sanstra is quite simply just looking forward to hearing from you.
Bonus pic:
I believe her rack outweighs her track record.
Various low-level crimes including theft, driving with an open alcohol container, warrants, etc.
Imaging going to bed at night with the woman in the bonus pic, then waking up next to the mugshot face?
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/26/24 05:14 PM
Savanna Leon is a 39-years old, 5'2", medium length hair, light skin, slim-thick Hispanic. She is looking for friendship, and is open minded to companionship. She currently spends most of her time working out, going to church, and hanging out with her best friend Samantha. If you are interested in getting to know her, she would love to hear from you!
The great news is that one day Savanna could he hooked on you!
She has been arrested many times for drug possession and driving while intoxicated.
Posted by: Max Rhino
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 03/26/24 05:29 PM
Jennifer Tran is compassionate, and honest with good vibes. She enjoys laughing, joking and putting a smile on people's faces. Life is too short to stress over things she cannot control, so she chooses to be happy no matter the situation or circumstance. She is looking for someone to converse with as she navigates through this incarceration in the best light possible.
While compassionate and honest, she does seem to have limits. ALso, she needs someone with a strong pimp hand.
Jennifer, known as "Asian Jade," lured a male victim to a hotel room so he could be ambushed and robbed. Parking lot surveillance video then shows another man walk up to the front door of the hotel room, knock and enter the room. The victim answered and was attacked by the man at the door and another man who was hiding in the room. The victim was robbed, beaten and knocked unconscious. Surveillance video then showed Tran leave the room with the man who knocked on the door. She had 2 previous warrants also for robbery.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: I fucking love female mugshots - 04/04/24 06:56 PM
They should all be locked up for fraud for the use of face filtres and make-up.
